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Possible Signs of Life Detected On Venus

MoThugz writes "This article from the The Houston Chronicle discusses the discovery of mysterious swirling patches on the surface of the planet which may be communities of bacteria. These bacteria might be a genetically-enhanced version of the thermophiles which are known to survive in extreme temperatures. The article suggested the bacteria could be using ultraviolet light from the sun as an energy source, which would explain the presence of strange dark patches on ultraviolet images of the planet."

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  1. See also by isorox · · Score: 3, Informative

    See also slashdot.

    But wait, must grab some karma!

    Any life on venus must be female, afterall, men are from mars....

    Also
    Remember that astronomers once said Mars was covered with a complex network of irrigation ditches, which implied the presence of life. Take this with a grain of salt - we know so little about our own solar system that we must treat all discoveries as hypotheses - nothing more, nothing less.

    yadda yadda

    I guess fp is too much to hope for

    1. Re:See also by doug+renfrew · · Score: 1

      Although speculations about the ditches or canals, as some called them, were know to be false we still see them in Out of The Silent Planet and The Martian Chronicals

    2. Re:See also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know moderators are some STUPID FUCKS when the first post is marked redundant. Exactly WHAT does this post repeat from an earlier post in this thread?

      hahaahhaha! moderators are SO fucking STUPID it's funny.

  2. Whoa... by warmcat · · Score: 5, Funny
    ''Schulze-Makuch said there may be unknown ways to produce hydrogen or carbonyl sulphide, but both need catalysts''

    These guys are GOOD!

  3. Sounds familiar... by weird+mehgny · · Score: 2, Redundant

    ...to this.

    1. Re:Sounds familiar... by Dynedain · · Score: 3, Redundant

      No kidding, its almost the exact same article, with the exact same quotes.

      If anything, the previous New Scientist article provides more information.

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    2. Re:Sounds familiar... by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fellow Slashdotters, say hello to our newest reader, Timothy.

      All together now, "Hello, Timothy." :-)

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  4. Not on the surface! by Soft · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not on the surface of Venus, 50 km up in the atmosphere, where the temperature is not too extreme. Their being lifeforms is inferred from the presence of gases that should recombine over time (like oxygen on Earth, which wouldn't stay in the air if life wasn't there to produce it).

    1. Re:Not on the surface! by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      "...oxygen on Earth, which wouldn't stay in the air if life wasn't there to produce it."

      And as carbon dioxide becomes locked in sediment when it reacts with exposed rock, would carbon dioxide be in the air of Earth without life?

    2. Re:Not on the surface! by elakazal · · Score: 1

      50km up, where the radiation would be lethal.

      Not saying it's impossible, but I ain't buying it.

  5. Ah... by rweir · · Score: 0, Troll

    This article from the The Houston Chronicle

    Ah, well it must be true!

  6. News flash! Geeks finally find women... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, they _are_ from Venus.

    1. Re:News flash! Geeks finally find women... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bones, the women on that planet are, well, remarkable.

    2. Re:News flash! Geeks finally find women... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 3, Funny

      I already have enough bacteria, thanks. And women low on the evolutionary scale have never been in short supply.

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  7. cool by aeneas · · Score: 0

    and how do we plan talking to them? :-)

  8. Not Likely by e8johan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd say that there are lots of other, more plaussible, explanations to 'mysterious swirling patches' on a planet surface.

    But, hey, the sientisist will get a headline or two, and perhaps even a few dollars to spend. I'm just saying that there are reasons to stretch the reality just a bit sometimes. Often these reasons are political or economical. In this case I'd have to go for the latter.

    1. Re:Not Likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Care to venture some?

    2. Re:Not Likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'sientisist'?

      Yeah. we'll take what you say seriously.

    3. Re:Not Likely by JimPooley · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      So what are your qualifications in the field of astronomy or biology? Or are you just bullshitting to sound big and clever?

      My money is on the latter...

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    4. Re:Not Likely by e8johan · · Score: 2

      No, I'm just saying that the indication of life that they use is not very exact. I'd even do so far as to calling it speculative. I'm not an astronomer nor a biologist, but I know that 'mysterious swirling patches' occur in nature from personal observation.

  9. Bacteria by neurozic · · Score: 4, Funny
    Studying conditions above the surface, it noticed mysterious patches swirling around, which may be communities of bacteria.
    Mysterious things are happening to my dishes too. I keep delaying the wash to save the communities of bacterias who will win me a Nobel.
    1. Re: Bacteria by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


      > Mysterious things are happening to my dishes too. I keep delaying the wash to save the communities of bacterias who will win me a Nobel.

      "Yeah, Mom, I know I need to do my dishes, but conservationists got a restraining order because there's an unusual life form living there."
      Talk about convenient excuses!

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    2. Re:Bacteria by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 3, Funny

      Someone already did this before you. I think his name was something like "Pasteur", but I might be wrong.
      Of course, he neglected to wash his petri-dishes, but it brought him a Nobel anyway.

    3. Re:Bacteria by jakobk · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was Fleming.

  10. FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels being suspicious.... too low.

    All the free carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide gasses are too low in concentrations expected.

    SOMETHING is getting rig of them... a likely suspect is a biological activity from a microbial lifefrom.

    The patches are just a MINOR piece of the puzzle, this header to this article should not have been written without revealing the alarming absence of expected carbon gasses.

    1. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by mikerich · · Score: 5, Interesting
      My own problem with the life hypothesis is that we are pretty clueless about the chemistry that goes on in the Venusian atmosphere. It is quite possible that some chemical process that we haven't considered is influencing the balance of the atmosphere.

      Whilst on Earth carbonyl sulphide might be made by biological processes, it is quite possible that the high temperature and pressure of the lower Venusian atmosphere is generating the chemicals without biological intervention.

      It's interesting, but I'm quite literally not holding my breath.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    2. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by sprlmnl · · Score: 1

      hey! if they're short of CO and we have too much, why don't we just ship some of ours there?! or even better, lets just ship them cars and trucks (SUVs might be best!) and let them make their own CO. we get the added benefit for our economy!

    3. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by zaffir · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. This also ties in with the belief that there HAS to be water for there to be life, and that water means life. For all we know there are things living on Pluto that enjoy solid nitrogen popsicles on a daily basis.

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    4. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by happyDave · · Score: 1

      They aren't short of CO or CO2 in the general atmosphere, just in those patches. Venus has a greenhouse effect that is hundreds of times worse than anything here. Those gases make up most of their atmosphere. Atmosphere is 96% CO2.

    5. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      Um, they did say that in the article...
      Expecting to find high levels of carbon monoxide created by sunlight and lightning, the researchers instead found hydrogen sulphide and sulphur dioxide...
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    6. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by Consul · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm wondering...

      The Russians actually landed a probe on Venus (in fact, I seem to remember two of them landing). Is it possible this new evidence for microbes might actually be getting caused by microbes we introduced there?

      Eh, it's just a random thought. Anything seems a likely explanation at this point. You can't always tell when it comes to the chemical processes of an alien world.

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    7. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by seanellis · · Score: 1

      Of course, life would be great.

      But if CO levels are low, and COS (carbonyl sulphide) levels are elevated and out of equilibrium, then I would place my bets on an ultraviolet driven reaction involving sulphuric acid and carbon monoxide rather than on life.

      (4CO + H2SO4 --(catalyst+uv)--> 3CO2 + H2O + COS balances, but is probably not exactly what's going on.)

      After all, on Earth, ozone is decidedly not something you would get in an equilibrium condition, but it is still produced inorganically.

    8. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by vslashg · · Score: 1

      It's interesting, but I'm quite literally not holding my breath.

      I sure hope not. After all, that's just a figure of speech.

    9. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by mikerich · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's interesting, but I'm quite literally not holding my breath.

      I sure hope not. After all, that's just a figure of speech.

      So that explains all those blackouts!

      :)

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    10. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by cybercuzco · · Score: 2

      Wel yes, esssentially youre right, it could be due to higher temperatures and pressures. But the problem with that is that its a testable hypothesis on earth. We oviously know quite alot about the chemical makeup of the venusian atmosphere. Stick a reasonable facsimile into a pressure vessel, crank up the pressure and temperature and see what happens. If it changes to what we think it should, then maybe there is life, if it changes to what it actually is, then probably no life.

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    11. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by kakos · · Score: 5, Informative

      It could be possible that carbonyl suphide might be made by non-biological processes, but it is highly improbable given the time scale of such a reaction. A lot of organic compounds (like carbonyl suphide) can be made without biological processes, but the energy and time requirements are too extremely high to be produced in the AMOUNT that was found on Venus. However, if you add biological catalysts (protiens), you can get these compounds extremely quickly. So, when someone sees a large amount of one of these compounds, he can safely say that some sort of catalyst is causing this reaction. Since carbonyl suphide is a common compound produced by life on Earth, it isn't a giant leap to say that it might be produced by life on Venus.

    12. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct in stating that the levels of CO are 'low'. But, there is nothing 'suspicious' about this. This is known as the CO2 stability problem of Venus. In other words, given the large atmospheric abundance of CO2 (96.5% by volume), there should be much more CO present via photolysis of carbon dioxide. However, the 'stability problem' has been solved by invoking catalyts that convert CO back into CO2. In fact, the chlorine catalysts involved in this process were discovered in the atmosphere of Venus before their recognition in ozone depletion here on Earth! Also, regarding the presence of H2S metioned in the article... There is a process by which pyrite (FeS2) on the surface of Venus can generate hydrogen sulfide. That is, FeS2 + CO + 2 H2O => FeO + CO2 + 2 H2S However, the problem with this mechanism involves the process of transporting pyrite to high altitudes!

    13. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      I consulted Chapter 8 in 'Photochemistry of Planetary Atmospheres' by Yung and DeMore for the following statements.

      You are correct in stating that the levels of CO are 'low'. But, there is nothing 'suspicious' about this.

      This is known as the CO2 stability problem of Venus. In other words, given the large atmospheric abundance of CO2 (96.5% by volume), there should be much more CO present via photolysis of carbon dioxide.

      However, the 'stability problem' has been solved by invoking catalysts that convert CO back into CO2. In fact, the chlorine catalysts involved in this process were discovered in the atmosphere of Venus before their recognition in ozone depletion here on Earth!

      Also, regarding the presence of H2S mentioned in the article... There is a process by which pyrite (FeS2) on the surface of Venus can generate hydrogen sulfide. That is,

      FeS2 + CO + 2 H2O => FeO + CO2 + 2 H2S

      However, the problem with this mechanism involves the process of transporting pyrite to high altitudes!

    14. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2

      You don't need to land a probe on the surface to get microbes into the upper atmosphere. I don't know the names, but I'm pretty sure that the US has sent probes into the atomsphere as well as ditching orbiting craft into it. Even if those probes completely burned up on reentry, they still traveled through the very top levels of the atmosphere at relatively low temperatures.

      -B

    15. Re:FAR more compelling EVIDENCE = CO levels by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also, recall that they sometimes pick up rocks from Mars on the Earth. Stuff gets spread among the planets due to comet hits, etc.. If there is life in the atmosphere of Venus, it could have come from Earth before Mankind was around.

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  11. Actually...... by echucker · · Score: 3, Funny

    .... those "dark patches" are just acne I'd bet. Our solar system is pretty young on the scale as things go in the universe, so Venus prolly just needs to wash up a bit better.

    1. Re:Actually...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was gassy dis-charge from Uranus...

    2. Re:Actually...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing there's no acne on Uranus... things could get painful.

  12. Might? by pmasters · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's a lot of might's in that story :) - Why,
    after so many "ooh, we were wrong's" are scientists still so trigger happy on announcing "possible life on x"?

  13. Occam's Razor by vofka · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This sounds like a case of a bunch of scientists forgetting to properly apply Occam's Razor!!

    Life (even microbial life) is so extremely complex, that is seems implausable to jump to the conclusion that life must be present, simply because of a chemical marker which we find hard to make without the help of microbes!

    These guys should be concentrating on eliminating other possibilities, rather than just jumping onto the News Bandwagon to get their latest 'discovery of life' publicised.

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    1. Re:Occam's Razor by Dynedain · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, I would say that in this case, applying Occam's Razor could justifiably let you pick either life-based or purely chemical processes.

      However, these scientists didn't choose. They said it might be life, or it might be an unknown chemical process.

      They lean to the life option because in this case microbes are much more efficient than inorganic processes (a valid Occam's Razor conclusion)

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    2. Re:Occam's Razor by fstrauss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Life (even microbial life) is so extremely complex, that is seems implausable to jump to the conclusion that life must be present, simply because of a chemical marker which we find hard to make without the help of microbes!

      So we have a chemical marker which we have no knowledge of occuring naturally unless mircrobes are present.
      Apply Occam's Razor to that and you come to the conclusion that there is possibly life.

      Pretty fair conclusion imho

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    3. Re:Occam's Razor by Fnagaton · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree, the more logcial conclusion given the available evidence is that biological life is present. However I find it anoying that debunkers tend to suddenly whip out the holy 'Occam's razor' argument, as if it removes any theory they don't like. I myself am left wondering if it wasn't for the film 'Contact' how many people would know about it? Although I do prefer the spelling 'Ockham' after the name of the Surrey village where he was born.

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    4. Re:Occam's Razor by scaryjohn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To ask which is more likely, that life forms are instigating these reactions, or undiscovered caches of inorganic catylists are... the answer fundamentally hinges on how high you think the lowest hurdle for life's emergence is, and how prevalent you think life is in the universe. (And I'm not talking "greys").

      There are a good number of people looking for more basic life in the universe that are of the opinion that life can begin in places much more hostile than blue planet Earth. They're looking to test the idea that basic, basic life is going to crop up wherever possible and then evolutionarily "dare" planetary conditions to kill it off. Just think about it, when life first emerged here the rocks had just barely solidified and the only thing we really had going for us was liquid water. Most of this planet's geologic history has been the three billion years between the emergence of prokaryotes, and the evolution of cells with proper nucleii.

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    5. Re:Occam's Razor by platypus · · Score: 2

      To quote your link:


      The most useful statement of the principle for scientists is,

      "when you have two competing theories which make exactly the same predictions, the one that is simpler is the better."


      Might I add something to the last sentence?
      "...the one that is simpler is the better, unless the other one promises fundamentaly more funding and/or publicity"

      That should explain it...

    6. Re:Occam's Razor by trotski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I may be modded to troll for this, but I think it's a sad reality for the scientific community:

      They lean to the life option because in this case microbes are much more efficient than inorganic processes (a valid Occam's Razor conclusion)

      Not to mention that theres a lot more grant money involved if you further investigate the life option.

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    7. Re:Occam's Razor by VendingMenace · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I am also convinced that most people only know of Occam's Razor becuase of Contact. But the thing that really gets me is that most people who invoke it, use it completely inccorectly! It is ublelivable. I mean people just do not expend the effort to understand something before they try to use it. I guess that most people are just overly eager to show off their ignorance. Anywayz, Occam's razor is just a pet peeve with me, so I figured i would rant some.

    8. Re:Occam's Razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people at SETI and LITU aren't
      really looking for signs of life in the universe,
      rather than narrowing down the search for life
      which is presently detectable. This life will
      be intelligent enough to modulate EMR at
      high power and in a narrow frequency band
      in ways that are not observed in any sort
      of natural process.

      It is not currently possible to discover life outside
      the solar system unless it is broadcasting its presence.

      Indeed, discovering such life outside earth's biosphere,
      but inside the solar system, is currently possible only
      in principle.

    9. Re:Occam's Razor by tomhudson · · Score: 2

      Applying Occam's Razor, we can also reach the conclusion that we only have first-hand knowledge from one planet - Earth - and that we don't know enough about processes under other conditions to make a claim vis. chemical markers and life.

  14. Not good news for terraformers by rpjs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If there is life on Venus, it's going to be very difficult to get any future plans to terraform the planet past the environmentalists.

    1. Re:Not good news for terraformers by evilviper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why would you want to teraform Venus? Is Death Valley in the middle of summer too cool for you? Do you find lava to be refreshing? Been looking for a place where the trees spontaneously combust? Think it takes far too long to get skin cancer on Earth?

      If so, maybe Venus is the place for you.

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    2. Re:Not good news for terraformers by SEWilco · · Score: 2
      • If some of those microbes are in Earth's atmosphere, does that mean we're being Venusformed?
      • What's "environmental" about someone who wants to force plants to be the way that person saw them in childhood rather than letting them change as they naturally do? A different word is needed for historically-ignorant complainers.
      • We'll soon hear complaints about the Sun swelling up and engulfing Venus in a few billion years. Surely something must be done to protect Venusians.
    3. Re:Not good news for terraformers by cheekyboy · · Score: 0

      and how are they gona stop you? tie them selves to the rockets boosters?

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    4. Re:Not good news for terraformers by Surt · · Score: 2

      But .... those are all problems with the unterraformed venus. A terraformed venus wouldn't have any of those issues, for some terraforming technology > x.

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    5. Re:Not good news for terraformers by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Riiiiggghhhhttttt...

      And teraforming Venus is going to move it further away from the Sun?

      Or is it that we are going to have a giant mirror in the upper atmosphere to defltect the Sun's rays?

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    6. Re:Not good news for terraformers by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Informative

      (* If there is life on Venus, it's going to be very difficult to get any future plans to terraform the planet past the environmentalists. *)

      Nah. Just slip a few spores of generically-altered atmospheric transfering bacteria, and it nobody will know who "fixed" Venus. They can complain all they want, but there is nobody to complain to :-)

      The biggest problem IMO is its slow rotation. A day is about 240 days. Perhaps a thick enough atmosphere will transfer heat evenly to the dark side.

    7. Re:Not good news for terraformers by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      actually, I think that idea have been around before (reflecting away a certain amount of the sun's rays). Not that we can pull of something like that now, but maybe later!

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    8. Re:Not good news for terraformers by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Terraforming is science-fiction. Why debate whether or not to do something that simply isn't possible.

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    9. Re:Not good news for terraformers by cyrek · · Score: 2, Informative

      The biggest problem IMO is its slow rotation. A day is about 240 days.

      Which is longer than the Venusian year which is 225 Earth days. Weird, huh?

      Perhaps a thick enough atmosphere will transfer heat evenly to the dark side

      Given that Earth's atmosphere isn't all that thick, and we're warm enough at night, I reckon a planet closer to the Sun would have reasonably (if not ridiculously) warm nights...

      IMHO, Venus needs several things to be habitable:

      1. Water
      2. A decent rotation rate
      3. A moon to control any seas we might have after adding water.

      My solution? Grab that Quaoar object everyone's in love with at the moment and smack it into Venus. Hit it right and all three criteria will be met :)

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    10. Re:Not good news for terraformers by varith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most anything invented after 1950 has been science fiction. Of course terraforming is *possible* but way beyond our (economic) capabilities at the moment.

    11. Re:Not good news for terraformers by varith · · Score: 1

      I think the atmosphere is already too think. It needs to be thinned out a bunch. Why would it need a moon though? Just to have tides?

    12. Re:Not good news for terraformers by Cromac · · Score: 1

      It's only not possible TODAY. Decades ago it was deemed impossible for man to go faster than the speed of sound too.

    13. Re:Not good news for terraformers by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      (* I reckon a planet closer to the Sun would have reasonably (if not ridiculously) warm nights... *)

      But then the day-time would be too hot. So a way needs to be found to keep it even on both sides.

      (* A moon to control any seas we might have after adding water. *)

      Control?

      (* My solution? Grab that Quaoar object everyone's in love with at the moment and smack it into Venus. Hit it right and all three criteria will be met *)

      That kind of stuff is actually possible, believe it or not. Use a small object to redirect a slightly bigger object and using Jupiter's gravity as "power", on up the ladder to progressively large objects. It just requires precision aiming and thousands of years.

      I say we smack Pluto into Venus. That would stop all the controversy about whether it is a planet or not.

    14. Re:Not good news for terraformers by Kennric · · Score: 1

      Hmm, lets see - large swaths of airborn bacteria consuming CO2 and absorbing UV light... sounds like a system well on the way to terraforming the planet.

      Well, ok, so they are producing hydrogen sulfide and sulfur dioxide, but still, if they are real they could be making some substantial changes to the environment of Venus, perhaps changes that would make it easier for other forms of biological life to exist. Life changing its environment to be friendlier to life.

    15. Re:Not good news for terraformers by Nerull · · Score: 1

      While your at it... Earth not being the center of the universe isn't possible. Traveling faster than sound isn't possible. Space travel isn't possible. Flight isn't possible. Computers aren't possible. Other planets aren't possible.

    16. Re:Not good news for terraformers by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Why would you want to teraform Venus? Is Death Valley in the middle of summer too cool for you? Do you find lava to be refreshing?

      Perhaps you should check the definition of "teraform". One if the things it means is to adjust the temperature so it's not too hot.

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    17. Re:Not good news for terraformers by evilviper · · Score: 3, Insightful
      >Perhaps you should check the definition of "teraform".


      Perhaps you should check the definitions of the following words:

      Sarcasm
      Funny
      Humor
      Joke
      Comedy

      That is all.
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  15. Slashdot is ruining everything! by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look what you did!

    Now you made Google News post old news as well and we get this chain of Google News from Slashdot News from Earlier Slashdot News (which I'm sure got covered on Google News as well).

    Hm... On the other hand... Let's just blame it all on Houston Chronicle which posted the old story first. :-)

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    1. Re:Slashdot is ruining everything! by mbourgon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Does this mean we could use Google News as a "Slashdot repeat story" filter?

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    2. Re:Slashdot is ruining everything! by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh, who cares about Karma anyway...

      You fuck. You have a BROWSER that allows POPUPS to open? YOU are a STUPID MOTHER FUCKER. With no evidence/nobody expecting anything to the contrary, that's not ironic. Just a sad fact.

      Now to get back to preaching Mozilla...oh wait, I just did.

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  16. Oh Please... this is a retrograde step by Proquar · · Score: 1, Troll

    Do we really have to go through this again? We'd already done swirling mists on Venus - then Pluto's frozen oceans.. now we're back on the swirling mists of Venus - I don't think anything has changed:

    Some swirling anamolies 'could be life'... yeah right!?

    I don't care - bacteria, it's not relevant.. .it's a far cry from 'life'... in any interesting sense.. and it's also only a =maybe= 'bacteria'....

    Give us a digital watch (secondhand or so)... or a sock or a hat... a machine that goes 'ping' or 'beep'..
    but weird swirls - there's more than one of those in the universe... even more than one in the solar system - no doubt.

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    1. Re:Oh Please... this is a retrograde step by rholland356 · · Score: 0

      Bacteria is not relevant?! Are you a higher-order chauvinist?

      Look, the universe is a yeasty place covered in molds and fungus.

      I know Earth TV is boring, so wouldn't it be cool if you could tune in TV shows from neighboring planets? I'm talking home-grown alien TV, not the NASA cable channel. Why, it would almost be like watching a Spanish soap opera...

    2. Re:Oh Please... this is a retrograde step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you feel the same way about bacteria as I do towards inferior humans such as yourself.

      I don't care - you're not relevant.. .you are a far cry from 'life'... in any interesting sense.. and you're also only a =maybe= 'person'....

      When you reach the highest echelons like I have, then can we continue our discussion. I've wasted enough time on you, demi-human.

    3. Re:Oh Please... this is a retrograde step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when are Anonymous Cowards 'the highest echelons'?

      As I understand it, they've found plenty of Anonymous Cowards on Mars - and no one gives a damn!!!

      For some reason they think they are superior - and yet they are.. oh cowardly and stupid - so cowardly, they don't want anyone to know how really stupid they are!

      You're right - bacteria rule - Anonymous Cowards are pathetic!

    4. Re:Oh Please... this is a retrograde step by Proquar · · Score: 1

      That's my point exactly, tell me when you find an alien that makes telly!

      Now, I'm interested!

      btw, I am a higher-order chauvinist... not that I want to interfere with 'life' on Venus or in Pluto... I'm quite happy for them to spore and swirl in anyway they want to - if they are there at all...

      maybe I didn't make my point clear enough though:
      'strange swirls equals life' is quite a leap of faith.. and that's my biggest issue with these constant rehashes of these dubious 'evidence' of 'life'...

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  17. New slashdot category by pubjames · · Score: 5, Funny


    I think we need a new category on Slashdot; "Wild speculation about extraterrestrial life based on insubstantial evidence".

    1. Re:New slashdot category by doug+renfrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People didn't think that there could be life in hot springs, in the dead sea, in glacial ice, or thermal vents on the ocean floor either. The organisms that live in these extream enviroments are just as different from other bacteria, than humans are from E. coli and they were found right here on earth. It might not be so far fetched to think that airborn microbs could be living in similar extream enviroments on another planet.

    2. Re:New slashdot category by pubjames · · Score: 2

      [..] It might not be so far fetched to think that airborn microbes could be living in similar extream enviroments on another planet.

      I don't think it is far fetched. However, it seems that whenever some odd phenomenon is seem on another planet the first conculsion these days seems to be that it is a sign of life, and more probable conclusions are ignored. I don't think real scientists do themselves justice by speculating on flimsy evidence.

    3. Re:New slashdot category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Isn't it funny how all of NASA's missions are in a search for life and they've failed, what, a zillion times? Hey, but it get's congress to shell out some cash.

      Now if they could say they might have found life on Pluto then the Kuiper express would have been funded long ago.

    4. Re:New slashdot category by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* Isn't it funny how all of NASA's missions are in a search for life and they've failed, what, a zillion times? *)

      That is NOT true. Only the Viking probes were designed explicitly to detect life, but it has been decided that sample returns are probably the only way to know for sure. (Remote electron microscopes are another possiblity, but not technically feasible for affordable space missions yet.)

      BTW, the Viking results were inconclusive. Some experiments suggested life, but they cannot rule out inorganic reasons.

    5. Re:New slashdot category by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* I don't think real scientists do themselves justice by speculating on flimsy evidence. *)

      They are just looking for the "best" places to probe around. If you are going to probe around, might as well pick spots with strange chemistry, organic or otherwise. We already gave the solar system a first go around. The second time is to focus on "interesting" spots.

      It is the sensationalism that is the problem, not their methodology. I am not sure whose fault that is. A scientists says, "Hmmm. Odd chemistry. It just might be life" and the newspaper prints a story on it.

    6. Re:New slashdot category by uncoveror · · Score: 2

      "BTW, the Viking results were inconclusive. Some experiments suggested life, but they cannot rule out inorganic reasons."
      That's what they want us to believe. The truth is that Viking did discover life on Mars. The information has been suppressed, but now it is out! http://www.uncoveror.com/martians.htm http://www.uncoveror.com/mars2.htm http://www.uncoveror.com/zhtitikofft.htm

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    7. Re:New slashdot category by Kennric · · Score: 1

      We have such a catagory already: "Space"

  18. Now if only... by matt-at-thinkrnd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nasa could do metric>>imperial conversions we could send an orbital probe to go pick some up... with out it buringing up (-:

    Seriously thou, would it be possible to send a scope to go pick some up. Obviously it would be expensive.. and the money could be spent better else where, but we know they won't so lets go with the flow and think about it... Not knowing much about venus, would the atmospheric pressure and gravitational forces be to high to send some sort of probe to enter the atmosphere and blast back out? (far off wacky idea I know, but I am bored)

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  19. Message Received by SEWilco · · Score: 3, Funny

    "All your Venus are belong to us."

    1. Re:Message Received by Jugalator · · Score: 2

      I'd say it would sound more like

      "All your UV are belong to us"

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    2. Re:Message Received by sirinek · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      AYBABTU... thats so 2 years ago. Its approaching the level of oldness and staleness as the incessant "WAZZZZUPPPP"s you heard back in '99-'00.

      siri

    3. Re:Message Received by JPelorat · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Almost makes the days of Natalie Portman and hot grits worthy of nostalgia.. almost.

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    4. Re:Message Received by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, moderator, fuck you very much. Go ahead, mod this one down too.. you obviously don't need to have those points.

    5. Re:Message Received by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      No no, it's: "All Uranus are belong to us."

  20. Trash talking scientist. by Perdo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "For life, you need a volume of water, not just tiny droplets."

    Yeah, he's right. There is no such thing as airborn viruses....not

    This is the comment of an entrenched and threatened scientist.

    Plenty of extremephiles can live at 158 degrees. Plenty of viruses can live in the air. I've always thought venus has been too often overlooked. I belive it was because the russians made it there first.

    Seems to me the ideal place to send a solar glider made of glass. Better solar power production than Earth. Thicker atmosphere than Mars. Easier to get to than mars. Least explored of our neighbors.

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    1. Re:Trash talking scientist. by matt-at-thinkrnd · · Score: 1

      I don't know wether to disagree.. or to agree *has dilema*

      "Plenty of extremephiles can live at 158 degrees."

      True... and there wouldn't be *much* water at that temp... but...

      "...Plenty of viruses can live in the air."

      There is plenty of water in the air... sure it is in droplets.. BUT there are LOTS of droplets... or so I am lead to believe.

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    2. Re:Trash talking scientist. by 20_ooodbye · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ummm, Viruses aren't generally considered alive untill they infect something. When the virus isn't infecting a cell it's just a protein coat with some nucleic acid inside. It doesn't need to "do" anything, so is it alive in the air? As far as the scientist's comments, I'm not sure that we can apply our terrestial bound understanding of biology to other worlds: Sure on earth the creation of life probably involved large amounts of liquid water, but that's not to say all life will be like earth life. Perhaps life on venus started as self replicating clouds of gas, or any number of other things

    3. Re:Trash talking scientist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, he's right. There is no such thing as airborn viruses....not

      And where do you think those airborne viruses came from? Did they materialize in the air? No, they came from a volume of water within the host they grew in.

      Using your logic, one could say birds never need to land, and since a fish can survive out of water for a given amount of time, it never needs to be in water.

      Here's some science for you: There are at least 5 illogical people on /. .

    4. Re:Trash talking scientist. by anshil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, he's right. There is no such thing as airborn viruses....not

      Well as a wanna be scientist you should now that viruses are also not alive per se. Viruses are a classic twilight area. Are they alive, are they not? It's not an easy answer. However to claim them to be a life form as you do is false.

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    5. Re:Trash talking scientist. by Perdo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sorry, I read this article too long ago to remember it's subject:

      "Almost no earthly environment is out of bounds for bacteria, including the atmosphere. And while the clouds aren't exactly teeming with life, air-sampling instruments have trapped bacteria more than 11 kilometers above sea level. Carried aloft by rising currents, some microbes can also drift thousands of kilometers before landing. But scientists thought that, like many long-distance travelers, the bugs were inert during their time in the air.

      To test whether atmospheric bacteria were inactive, limnologist Birgit Sattler of the University of Innsbruck, Austria, and colleagues collected cloud water from a site 3100 meters up in the Austrian Alps. They kept the samples frozen and analyzed them back in the lab. Once thawed, the cloud bacteria released carbon and slurped up radioactively labeled amino acids and thymidine, an ingredient of DNA, showing that they were metabolizing and reproducing even when on the verge of freezing. That bacteria straight from clouds were active suggests that cloudborne bacteria are as well, the researchers conclude in the 15 January issue of Geophysical Research Letters."

      Terrible error on my part. I hope this clears up the gist of my argument, that air itself carries life.

      At least here on earth, life will fill any ecosystem it can. Non-native life will adapt to and fill any ecosystem, even ecosystems hostile to life. There is a common house cat killing penguins in antarctica. Bacteria were found outside the mir space station, eating the glass. Sea lampreys will thrive in a fresh water lake 50 degrees warmer than their normal ocean habitat.

      We may have already infected Mars, Venus, the Moon and Jupiter with bacteria. How many bacteria must survive to create a viable breeding population? Just One.

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    6. Re:Trash talking scientist. by Pedrito · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, yes, a virus is considered alive if for no other reason, to distinguish it from a DEAD virus. Example: I have HIV. A drop of my blood drops on the kitchen counter. For a short period of time, the virus is alive. It will die shortly thereafter and no longer EVER be able to infect anyone because it's DEAD and it doesn't come back to life. Many virii do not survive long outside of a host.

    7. Re:Trash talking scientist. by p3d0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      If voting were effective, it would be illegal by now.
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    8. Re:Trash talking scientist. by p3d0 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't play lawyerball, son. If they found viruses in Venus' atmosphere, that would still be big news, whether or not you consider them "alive".

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    9. Re:Trash talking scientist. by anshil · · Score: 1

      Mister, do you remember what a virus actually is?

      A virus is actually just a DNA bundle with a infecting mechanism to insert it's DNA to a living cell. A virus cannot exist wihout any host bacteria, so how could it exist on venus without any other life form beeing there? It just cannot. Okay if one of our probes left a virus there, would it be news if it would be still there? Not really. It's just a DNA bundle, it cannot move, it cannot breath, it cannot reproduce, all it hopes for is to come in contact with a cell it's designed for to infect it. Then this cell produces replicates of this DNA bundle until it dies, it burts open, and so it spreads. Remember now? Now reconsider what would a virus be doing on venus? It cannot be responsile for any chemical or light reflaction changes, it just can't do anything. Got a clue now?

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    10. Re:Trash talking scientist. by anshil · · Score: 1

      Perdo, I would not call others trash talking scientist if you in the first instance mismatch defintions. (like virus instead of bacteria). Science is exact.

      Second you're again doing unscientific, you pulling "evidence" out of your ass without any kind of reference or telling us where you got you're data or information from, "I read this article too long ago to remember it's subject". So you don't remember the subject, but you learned the article itself by heart? Or did you just write what you remembered?

      That's trash talking IMHO.

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    11. Re:Trash talking scientist. by danudwary · · Score: 2, Informative
      Gotta disagree. You could consider a virus to be "active" or "inactive," not alive or dead. It's the same as with any chemical catalyst or protein. Just because something can or can't do a chemical reaction, doesn't mean it's alive or dead.


      Even so, most textbooks will say it's a gray area, but generally come down on the side that viruses aren't technically alive because they don't have metabolic systems.

    12. Re:Trash talking scientist. by f97tosc · · Score: 2

      Before we go too far in discussing whether a virus is alive or not we must clearly define life.

      There are plenty of alternative definitions. Some popular modern defninitions involve the capabilities of retaining low entropy. According to that definition, a virus is not alive by itself, but could be considered a part of the living system of the host.

      Tor

    13. Re:Trash talking scientist. by kiolbasa · · Score: 1

      I still wouldn't use the terms "dead" or "alive" to characterize viruses. Viruses, if I remember, are DNA fragments that hijack the reproductive mechanisms of cells into producing more viruses. The DNA and protein coating break down over time, which is why a lot of viruses are unable to infect cells after they sit around for a while.

      It all depends on your basic life definition. Most would consider something alive if it reproduces using things it already has. Thus, a set of DNA and a DNA "interpreter" that builds new amino acid chains. Viruses have no such interpreters, and rely on those supplied by the host cell.

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    14. Re:Trash talking scientist. by Pedrito · · Score: 2

      Gotta disagree. You could consider a virus to be "active" or "inactive," not alive or dead. It's the same as with any chemical catalyst or protein. Just because something can or can't do a chemical reaction, doesn't mean it's alive or dead.

      Well, by this argument, you can argue that humans are "active" or "inactive" as well. At a certain point, perhaps through defects, in a very complex chemical process, certain chemical reactions cease and the human being becomes "inactive." The more popular term however, is "dead."

    15. Re:Trash talking scientist. by danudwary · · Score: 1

      Well, after a human dies (medically defined as brain death, right?) lots of chemical reactions are still happening. So, maybe they're still "alive" when science says we're dead?? I remember we did an experiment in grade school to determine whether an apple was still alive after it was picked from the tree. Answer: maybe, and it depends on how you define "alive". It's all semantics.

      I've personally said the enzymes I'm doing experiments with "died" after a week of storage. It's a coloquialism that my colleagues understand, but it doesn't mean I thought my enzyme was ever a living system or "alive", just like the "bugs" I use to produce it aren't insects, but are bacteria. In the original thread the poster said viruses are "life", or "alive", and I wanted to point out by commonly accepted strict definitions of "life" most scientists I know would disagree strenuously.

    16. Re:Trash talking scientist. by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      As far as the scientist's comments, I'm not sure that we can apply our terrestial bound understanding of biology to other worlds: Sure on earth the creation of life probably involved large amounts of liquid water, but that's not to say all life will be like earth life.

      It is quite possible that life on Earth or Mars "seeded" Venus. There is more evidence that life can be "splashed around" by impacts lately.

      Thus, given the choice between self-arising on Venus independently and being "infected" from Earth or Mars in the past, I think the second is the most likely based on the current (but flimsly) evidence.

      On worlds like Mars, Europa, and Titan, the conditions for the formation of *primative* life are not that different WRT estimated probability. Thus, life may have formed on say Europa first, and then got splashed around the Solar System. It may have even come from another Solar System.

      It is speculated by some that primative life is common throughout the Galaxy because of the robustness of "space-hardy" microbe spores that we are just learning about.

      Natural selection will favor the spread and hardiness of such spores. It takes only one to ignite life on a condusive planet or moon.

      Thus, the claim that inteligent life will not likely share our DNA (if found) may not really be true after all. We may be *related* to Zeta-ians after all.

      I *still* don't want to go to yet more weddings though.

    17. Re:Trash talking scientist. by Pedrito · · Score: 2

      I won't argue whether a virus is dead or alive simply because there's no really acceptable definition for life, in my thinking.

      How do you define it? A virus can certainly reproduce, with a host. Just like a human can reproduce, with a human of another sex. (Well, okay, they do it in different positions).

      I think if the only real argument against a virus being life is that it needs a host to have to have what we recognize as life, then it's not a good definition. My personal opinion, though.

    18. Re:Trash talking scientist. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      There is a common house cat killing penguins in antarctica.

      Bill Gates left Fluffums out to roam again?

    19. Re:Trash talking scientist. by floppy+ears · · Score: 2

      We may have already infected Mars, Venus, the Moon and Jupiter with bacteria.

      I sure hope you're right. That way, if we sufficiently fuck up the environment on Earth, maybe life can evolve somewhere else.

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    20. Re:Trash talking scientist. by danudwary · · Score: 1

      Well, there you go. That's not the only real argument. The fact that a virus replicates is what makes it the gray area that it is seen as, because replication is seen as just one of the conditions necessary for life. Another commonly accepted requirement is metabolism - that is, breakdown of chemicals to harness energy so as to overcome entropy and enthalpy, which as far as I'm aware none are known to do.

      I won't belabor the point any more. Sorry.

    21. Re:Trash talking scientist. by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2

      Hell, the SR-71 kept getting these wierd black splotches on the wind screen when flying at maximum altitude. The did some tests and found it was running into bugs. Of course, bugs can't be up that high, can they?

      Turned out that they had been kicked up by the atomic testing earlier in the decade.

    22. Re:Trash talking scientist. by fearboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Bacteria were found outside the mir space station, eating the glass

      Actually, they were found inside. They weren't eating the glass (although the by-products of their existence did damage the glass and some other components), they were eating human epithelial cells and sweat. Not to mention you're begging the question of how the mysterious bacteria would be found in the first place...

      While we're at it, let's all think for a minute about the housecat/penguin thing. Just for a second. How cold do you think a housecat would need to get before s/he was no longer interested in delicious penguin meat? It's like...Hoth cold in Antarctica, and until I see a cat capable of weilding a Light Saber, cutting open a...penguin, I guess, and wearing it as a coat until a Snow Speeder comes to the rescue, I don't think I'll be buying the Mysterious Feline Penguin Murder theory.

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    23. Re:Trash talking scientist. by edrugtrader · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      i don't want to discriminate or anything, but please wear a condom while posting on /.

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    24. Re:Trash talking scientist. by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I don't see your point. Are you saying that finding DNA on Venus would not be newsworthy?

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    25. Re:Trash talking scientist. by anshil · · Score: 1

      If it's the one left by one of our own probes? Then No,as proparly has been pointed out, with our space missions we're infecting our whole solar system. If it's alien DNA, I give you fully right it's of course great news. However finding this would raise a million new questions, if it's alien DNA (not alive itself), to which life form did come from? If it's an alien virus, for which host is it constructed, where did it come from? And before the panic strikes come up, even if there is an alien DNA, designed to infect some alien form, it is 99.99% percent unlikely to be able to infect a terristic life form.

      Or other news if our own terristic bacteries infected by one of ouw own space missions starts to reproduce on any place, not beeing earth, thats new worthy. However terristic life accidently left by us, lurking around inactive/dead somewhere in space is just boring.

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    26. Re:Trash talking scientist. by jhamm · · Score: 1
      "For life, you need a volume of water, not just tiny droplets." Yeah, he's right. There is no such thing as airborn viruses....not This is the comment of an entrenched and threatened scientist.
      He is referring to the emergence of life, not the continued existence of life. In Biology I, we learn that life needs a medium in which to form from simple amino acids. What other medium would you suggest?
    27. Re:Trash talking scientist. by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      DNA from NASA space probe may have destroyed all evidence of native life on Venus.

      Film at 11:00.

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    28. Re:Trash talking scientist. by anshil · · Score: 1

      Slowly I'm somehow suposing you're either beeing ignorant just having to have you point or you are merly stupid. A (terrestical) virus without any host cells cannot move, cannot reproduce, and cannot """destroy all evidence of nativ life on Venus"""

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    29. Re:Trash talking scientist. by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      No, but if we bring DNA to Venus, then we may never again know whether it developed there on its own. That's why they're going to crash the Galileo probe into Jupiter to avoid contaminating Europa.

      I have no interest in continuing a discussion with someone who must resort to calling me stupid rather than simply arguing the facts. If you must do this, please don't bother replying any more. Well-informed, intelligent people frequently disagree on the importance of scientific discoveries.

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    30. Re:Trash talking scientist. by anshil · · Score: 1

      Honestly? We're both stupid by discussion such a non-issue.

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    31. Re:Trash talking scientist. by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Good point. :-)

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  21. Wont effect me by Mattygfunk1 · · Score: 1, Troll
    The benfits of finding that bacteria exists on Venus are these:

    • Help in prooving that life may exist on other more distant planets
    • Perhaps some insight into lifes origins on Earth
    • Good curiosity value
    Either way this wont change my life in any meaningful way except my paycheck will be needed to send up a few more space shuttles.

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    1. Re:Wont effect me by DevilsEngine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, yes. Obviously, the government should never involve itself in basic research, since so many companies are willing to fund baseline development that has no immediate, obvious return. Instead, the government should restrict itself to funding work that has fast and sure commercial potential -- private industry never cares about that stuff.

    2. Re:Wont effect me by esarjeant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the curiosity value is the most significant aspect of this finding. We need to get something orbiting Venus to find out what's really going on, and then monitor for the next 20-30 years to see what happens.

      We should also try to understand if this is a new phenomina. It sounds like NASA is basically giving up on this discovery already, while activities like the space station are significant I don't honestly see how a few unmanned probes are going to break the bank.

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  22. Habitablity by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why do most people asume that the living conditions on earth are the best model to compare other planets with? For all we know, the conditions here on Earth might be downright horrible for life to develop and we simply just got lucky. (Especially plausible if you think about the conditions we live in; instable tectonic plates, atmospheric disturbances, electro-atmospheric disturbances, oceanic disturbances, etcetera) But that'd going off-topic... There are simply so many things yet unknown and researchers are simply too eager to disregard a complicated subjects for various reasons I'm unfamiliar with...

    1. Re:Habitablity by drudd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's pretty hard to take up the argument that the conditions for life on say Mars are better than Earth. Earth has vast forests, billions of species... seems pretty conducive to life, huh? Mars, on the other hand, may or may not have microbial life... pretty dull.

      All the conditions you listed off, instable tectonic plates, atmospheric disturbances, etc are all wonderful sources of energy, and most likely helped the formation of life on Earth, rather than hindered it.

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    2. Re:Habitablity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The lack of 'unstable tectonic plates' on Mars and Venus is why these planets are the way they are (taking their gravity and solar energy input into account). Plate tectonics is a vital part of the carbon cycle without which Earth's atmosphere would be drastically different.

    3. Re:Habitablity by seangw · · Score: 1

      I have to agree that all the variables on earth should be more conducive to life forming, but I have no scientific evidence.

      Without complexity, any single life form would just propogate until it consumed everything, then would die off (kind of like a virus in the human population, if our whole population was the same genetically, we would be wiped out, as well as the virus, fairy rapidly).

      What about energy? Doesn't life require energy? Wouldn't the 900 degree temperatures of venus provide more energy to life forms to use?

      From all the Discovery Channel shows, there's tons of life in the ocean floor where heat escapes from below into the water. An amazing amount, even though the temperature is extremely high (relatively for us).

      Alternately, how long has there been visible life on earth? Out of earth's ~15 billion year lifetime, there is estimated to be only about 3 billion years of life, most of which I would believe to be basic bacteria, exactly what we're finding on these other planets.

    4. Re:Habitablity by orkysoft · · Score: 2
      Alternately, how long has there been visible life on earth? Out of earth's ~15 billion year lifetime, there is estimated to be only about 3 billion years of life, most of which I would believe to be basic bacteria, exactly what we're finding on these other planets.

      Where did you get that number? AFAIK, 15 billion years is approximately the age of the universe, while the solar system (and the earth) is estimated to be about 4.5 billion years old.

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    5. Re:Habitablity by VendingMenace · · Score: 1

      900 degrees is a good amount of energy - true. However, the problem with it is it is heat energy. Heat energy is a waste poduct. I cannot think of a way that we know of (caveat on that phrase) to harness energy from heat, when everything is the same temperature. This would certainly be the case on venus.

    6. Re:Habitablity by VendingMenace · · Score: 1

      It bothers me too, that people just assume that life NEEDS water. But consider the boat scientists are in. They only have a limited amount of time and money with with to conduct there searches. Thus, they need to look in areas that they think are more likely to support life than others. For this reason, we look at planets for life, because all the life that we know of is based around a planet. However, I don't hear anyone screaming about the assumption that life needs to live on a planet. Similairly, the vast majority of life that we know of requires large amounts of water to live. Thus, while life MAY exist without water and such, we KNOW that it can/does exist where there is water and that the life we know of needs water to survive. Thus, it is just good policy to look for areas that have wa ter and the otherrequirements for life as we know it. So, it does bother me to say that life NEEDS any one thing. But in a search for life it makes sense to load the dice, so to speak.

  23. Disclaimer... by matt-at-thinkrnd · · Score: 1

    I did read the article... I just don't take "return samples of the atmospher" to mean the same thing... I mean physically aim for them and scoop them or something (-: I am sure the ESA probes will not be going that deep which is why I asked my question about the plausability.

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  24. Getting tired of this by _Spirit · · Score: 0

    I'm getting tired of all this 'possible' stuff. I wanna see pictures of little green men on CNN !!

    I mean these aliens are really losing credibility here.

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  25. Explanation by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 0, Funny

    Someone on Venus was flushing is toilet.

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  26. Definite Possibility! by purrpurrpussy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because otherwise the 99% of the human population who know little to nothing about modern science and don't even watch the news would never get "hooked" by anything. "Life on X" is popular at the mo' there have been many others "The Might Atom" for example.

    I think the theory is that you have a coupla "whizz bang" announcments a year and hope that enough people get into the sciencey thing and become inventors, engineers, fizzysists etc...

    Otherwise most people would go back to watching "Big Brother" or "Pop Idol" or some equally vacuous "entertainment"... after many years of this the TV system would eventually fall into disrepair and the ensuing social chaos would cause untold destruction.

    probly.

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    1. Re:Definite Possibility! by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ouch.

      Personally I would prefer an ignorant populace to the credible, misinformed boobs that surround me.

      I work with people who believe we never landed on the moon, because of a television special ... not to mention "John Edward" and some woman who allegedly speaks to pets.

      Even as a child I could distingush reality from fantasy. Someone needs to instill these people with a sense of critical, rational thinking.

      I think I'm going to go read James Randi and be fanatically skeptical now.

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    2. Re:Definite Possibility! by purrpurrpussy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only problem with an ignorant population is that they can be pushed around by credible, misinformed people....

      I mean.... just look at marketing and advertising.....

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    3. Re:Definite Possibility! by michaelwb · · Score: 1

      Obviously you're just buying the propaganda that the superintelligent mice who secretly run the planet put out to keep us enslaved! :-) - Michael

    4. Re:Definite Possibility! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about politicians?

    5. Re:Definite Possibility! by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Look, nobody is asking you to believe anything. What's neat about this story is that it makes a surprisingly good argument for a conclusion that on the face of it looks stupid. I mean, most people are willing to accept that there might be life on Mars or on Europa or Titan, but nobody every talks about Venus anymore.

      What I think you favor is a skeptical humility, and this story encourages exactly that: we (dogmatically) thought that there is no way anything can live on Venus. But it seems that when we critically examine that assumption, it is no longer so clear. Great! I say this is an excellent example of sound reasoning. The whole point of the research seems to be that we must check our assumptions... and that is a valuable lesson indeed for the credulous public.

  27. Danger - Charged Words by SEWilco · · Score: 4, Informative
    "These bacteria might be a genetically-enhanced version of the thermophiles which are known to survive in extreme temperatures."

    The phrase "genetically enhanced" has become an abbreviation of "genes altered through chemical manipulation". All evolution is natural genetic enhancement...even if done selectively by plant breeders who, for example, create large juicy ears of corn from a plant which produced small ears just a short time earlier (and I have no idea how much corn had been altered by pre-Columbus breeders).

    1. Re:Danger - Charged Words by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2

      I'm glad you nitpicked that before I did... the verbage is rather misleading.

      ie. "genetically-enhanced version" implying an Earthly origin or designer.

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  28. Bah humbug. by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 5, Informative

    The original paper in question here was called "Reassessing the Possibility of Life on Venus: Proposal for an Astrobiology Mission" and published in a journal called "Astrobiology."

    Please note that the title of the damn paper is not "Merchants of Venus Discovered, Are Selling Us Meat," but, it appears to me to be an optimistic proposal for another venusian probe.

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  29. Maybe... by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe this means they can do something about the strange lifeforms infesting uranus!

  30. Rinse and repeat!!! Rinse and repeat!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Have scientists detected a way to stop duplicate Slashdot posts?

  31. Wow! by MoonFacedAssassin · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...mysterious swirling patches on the surface of the planet which may be communities of bacteria...

    Wow! There IS intelligent life in the universe.

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  32. Re:Where's Dan Dare when you need him? by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Could a Mekon-led Treen invasion of Earth be imminent?"

    Imagine a beowolf cluster of THOSE!

  33. Re:Habitablity [& water] by buzban · · Score: 1
    good call. this has always made me nuts. why are we always looking for water? guy in the article: "For life, you need a volume of water, not just tiny droplets."

    what a crock! should read: for my dachsund, you need a volume of water, and that's all i can get my mind around right now."

  34. There is no life at all there. by xutopia · · Score: 0, Troll
    Has anyone read any of Carl Sagan's books on this? People though there was life on the Moon a few centuries ago because of the craters they saw! People even thought they saw what looked like giant irrigation canals.

    There is no life elsewhere in the universe! Give it up.

    1. Re:There is no life at all there. by richie2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
      People even thought they saw what looked like giant irrigation canals.

      That was Mars (Percival Lowell mapped and counted the canals). Sure, it's confusing, what with them having a capital letter in common, not to mention the same number of letters! Still, they're different. The moon was believed to be made out of cheese and Mars had lots little green men with shovels.

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    2. Re:There is no life at all there. by unapersson · · Score: 5, Funny

      There is no life elsewhere in the universe! Give it up.



      Dear God, please stop trolling.

      thanks.

    3. Re:There is no life at all there. by f97tosc · · Score: 2

      There is no life elsewhere in the universe! Give it up.

      You might very well be proven wrong within your life time. Within the next decades, probes will check out Mars, Venus and Europa. New telescopes will be able to detect planets similar to Earth in distant systems, and even reveal if tell-tale life signs (e.g., atmospheric oxygen) are present.

      Tor

    4. Re:There is no life at all there. by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but there really are canals on Venus, along with landing strips, power plants, and anything else that this kookwas able to imagine in a bunch of really bad JPG images.

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    5. Re:There is no life at all there. by mstyne · · Score: 3, Funny

      "All these worlds are yours, except Europa...ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE."

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    6. Re:There is no life at all there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You might very well be proven wrong within your life
      > time. Within the next decades, probes will check
      > out Mars, Venus and Europa. New telescopes will be
      > able to detect planets similar to Earth in distant
      > systems, and even reveal if tell-tale life signs
      > (e.g., atmospheric oxygen) are present.

      That is, of course, assuming that the probes don't have a software failure that fails to convert feet to meters... or has Quality, Bug-Free Microsoft (TM) Software on it... or was made out of plastic and superglue.

      Don't we all love NASA's "Better, Faster, Cheaper" policy? I recall something about 'pick two out of three'...

  35. Genetically enhanced? by stere0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    These bacteria might be a genetically-enhanced version of the thermophiles which are known to survive in extreme temperatures

    Does this only sound silly to me? They can't be genetically enhanced. If they exist, they're just the way our lord Venus Christ created them!

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  36. This can't be good... by FyRE666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Houston Chronicle discusses the discovery of mysterious swirling patches on the surface of the planet which may be communities of bacteria

    So either the RIAA have set up shop on a new planet, or evolution is starting on Venus, with lawyers...

  37. Swirly thing alert! by Ratso+Baggins · · Score: 2, Funny
    Are you sure it's not something stuck on the view screen again. Just cos it's wiggling doesn't mean it's alive...

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  38. I like the reasoning... by vandan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the best indicators of life is a system existing far from equilibrium. Without the presence of life, all systems tend towards the point of minimum order (towards chemical and energetic equilibrium). But life uses an energy source to direct the system around it away from chemical equilibrium, producing ordered structures. These structures contain the energy in a way such that life can later return to extract the energy source to perform work. See Stuart Kauffman's "Investigations" for a very interesting read on it.
    These guys come to exactly the same conclusion as I would have given the evidence, and I think the theory is quite sound.

  39. Irrelevant. by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is no life elsewhere in the universe! Give it up.

    This statement makes me very sad. My reply to you is a quotation:

    "The dream alone is of interest. What is life without dreams?" - Edmond Rostand

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  40. swirling patches of bacteria??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These patches must be mighty large if they can be seen swirling from a satelite (I imagine) in space. Seems unlikely to me...

  41. So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When can we communicate with them, and how ? At least the RTT timeouts for TCP seems way to low.

  42. Manned mission to Venus by invid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We should be looking to send a manned mission to Venus before sending a manned mission to Mars. Venus is 10 million miles closer to Earth than Mars is. A Venus mission wouldn't have a landing so it would be much cheaper. And then there's the possibility of finding life in the atmosphere. I know, I know, people want to have the excitement of astronauts walking around on the surface of another planet. They also want to be able to see the surface of the planet from orbit. But think about it, for considerably less cost we can have humans exploring (from orbit) another world with an atmosphere and possible life. We can have probes enter the atmosphere and return samples to the orbitting spacecraft, which could then be brought back to Earth. A manned mission would have the flexibility and resources to make an exhaustive examination of the atmosphere. It makes more sense to have this be our first manned interplanetary expadition than the more expensive and difficult mission to Mars.

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    1. Re:Manned mission to Venus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, there is not much a manned mission can do that an unmanned mission can't do for billions less. The problems of probing a pre-determined altitude and coming back up have already been covered here.

    2. Re:Manned mission to Venus by chainsaw1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There are other reasons why I totally agree with this plan

      Venus provides positive pressure and a positive heat source to work with. The pressure outside and the temperature outside is _greater_ than our standard for living. We know more about dealing with increased pressure (deep-sea research, scuba) environments than reduced pressure ones. We also know how to cool hot temperatures to cool ones with the Carnot cycle. Venus contains complex chemicalls naturally that would be profitable to industry. Best example is sulfuric acid, the #1 most produced industrial chemical in the world. It is generally too complex to be found in significant amounts on the surface of other worlds.

      I also believe it may be easy to set up a power station by taking advanage of the high temperatures of the planet to produce energy somehow, but I'm still formulating how to do this.

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    3. Re:Manned mission to Venus by anshil · · Score: 1

      Just one question, what do you need the men for? An unmanned mission can also all do this perfectly.

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    4. Re:Manned mission to Venus by Janus58 · · Score: 1

      We should be looking to send a manned mission to Venus before sending a manned mission to Mars. Venus is 10 million miles closer to Earth than Mars is. Unfortunately, Venus is deeper into the Sun's gravity well than Mars is. It is actually cheaper, energy wise, to send a ship outwards to Mars even though it is further, than to send a probe inwards to Venus. It is a matter of orbital mechanics.

    5. Re:Manned mission to Venus by invid · · Score: 2

      Let's say your atmospheric scooper grabs some Venusian life forms. How long before you want to have human scientists examine them? 10 hours or 10 months? They might not survive a trip back to earth. For the flexability to observe a new life form in its environment I believe it would be best to have people there. Admittedly, most if not all of the critters will be microscopic and a sufficiently advanced robotic probe might be able to record some living behavior, but by making it a manned flight you will be able to fit more tests on board overall because the engineering necessary to allow for human flight will eliminate the need for complex automation. In other words, once the greater expense of sending humans is taken care of it is easier to throw in more equipment for experiments.

      I would like to see an unmanned probe sent out first to confirm life. If life is found and the ecosystem sufficiently complex I believe sending human scientist is justified.

      Plus it will be real fun.

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    6. Re:Manned mission to Venus by anshil · · Score: 1

      but by making it a manned flight you will be able to fit more tests on board overall because the engineering necessary to allow for human flight will eliminate the need for complex automation.

      Thats is quite some nonsense. Today automation is so cheap, it's generally far less expensive that creating a life support system. Additional to the space, temprature, oxigen, food, beds, traning equipment, toilets, etc. you need for humans, the mission is far more expensice as it has to be very safe. An unmanned rocket, explodes! So what? Well some money went down the gull. However how would this affect the NASA, the ESA or any other space instute, get it?

      You may find it cool to fly around venus, but in a econamic/scientific calculation it does not make sense. Not yet. Today with engineering we're quite far that we can and should send quite a lot mechanical pioneers, until the destination is easy habitable for humans, if you think of colonization for anything. If you're thinking scientificly only humans are not needed any more in space. Except of the science to bring humans through space ;o) (and just to look if we're able to get somebody alive on mars surface, just in case we do want to colonize it one day. And even then mars should first be "colonized" by a mechanical troop. collecting things, closely investigating the surrondings etc. If you start with a mega huge budget (nobody has) to start to colonize in example mars, (or a space station around) venus, you would still send half a dozend probes first, investigating ideal langing places, estimating ie. radation, look what materials you can find in place. (for example do you need to bring water, or can you find some there, how can you aquire it) etc. etc. However most scientists and dreamers agree that the first step needed by any of this dreams is a big and well constructed space station in earth orbit, as a base for all this plans/operation. Thats what currently is beeing builded. The second thing lots of people agree on who still think sane (so also in economic aspects) will say that to get any of this missions in sane resource requirments (resources we as community all need to dispense from our own lifes) we have to find a cheaper way to get things in orbit. After that it does not matter, but orbiting things is yet just far to expensive to create any larger things outside of earth. However also on that a lot of people break their heads over. If it's laser lighting, space lifting, super conductor cannons, etc. any maybe one day one of this techniques (or an other) may replace our tradional fuel burning rockets, currently used to orbit things, only if this is aquired extended space missions make sense.

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    7. Re:Manned mission to Venus by invid · · Score: 2

      I did not say that it was cheaper to send a manned flight. I said that a manned flight would be able to perform more tests and perform those tests more thoroughly. Overall, it certainly would be cheaper to send a robotic probe, but the best robotic probe couldn't work as well as the best manned mission. The point was that once the greater expense of running a manned mission was taken care of, the cost of each additional test would be comparatively less than each additional test added to a robotic probe. Thus, chances are that once a manned mission was decided on there would be more tests.

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    8. Re:Manned mission to Venus by anshil · · Score: 1

      Well men can also only perform tests they have the tools for, they can't act dynamicly, all the tests are either planned on launch, or the aproperiate tools are missing.

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    9. Re:Manned mission to Venus by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I had a planetary geology course once.

      I remember the venus picture vidily. It was a shot of the ground. That was the only shot they got before the lander melted.

      Manned mission? Riiiiiiiiight.

      Volunteers anyone?

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    10. Re:Manned mission to Venus by invid · · Score: 2

      Please read a post before commenting. I said they would not land.

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  43. Publish or Perish by doug+renfrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok from an economic/15 min of fame perspective which do you thnk would attract more $/pretigue saying the you found some rare funky gas on Venus or that you found some rare funky gas on Venus that was CREATED OVER MILLIONS OF YEARS BY BILLIONS OF EXTRATERRISTIAL BACTERIA LIVING AT 50KM. hmmmm... tuff one

  44. Interesting read by Fnagaton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IIRC Stephen Baxter explores a related theory in his book "Deep Future" availble from Gollancz. I found it an excellent read and if you find this kind of thing interesting I recommend it.

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    1. Re:Interesting read by seangw · · Score: 1

      I haven't heard that name for years. A while ago I read Stephen Baxter's book "The Ring" and absolutely loved it. Good to hear there's another good one.

      Thanks!

    2. Re:Interesting read by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      And in Baxter's Moonseed Venus explodes!

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  45. iraq... by Hadlock · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    There's likely to be a wait for any firm answers. NASA lists a Venus mission as only a "medium priority," causing Schulze-Makuch to say, "Forget about the chances, if we go to war with Iraq."

    The European Space Agency is planning a 2005 launch of its Venus Expression mission ...


    heh. why don't we get funding from GWB to send weapons inspectors to venus, so we can add those "evil bacteria" to the "axis of evil".... it's not as if our military budget isn't fucking enormous as it is, a little probe to venus wouldn't be anything particularly costly to the military...

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  46. May be... Might me... Could be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah... and maybe 1000 monk... err... alien bacteria will fly out of my butt!!!

    What's the use of this kind of hypothesizing? There are 1 billion+ possibilities (some of which have already been mentioned).

    My hypothesis is that it's a top-secret project funded by Micro$oft/China/RIAA and run by the CIA/Commies/DoJ. They hope to create a death-to-Linux/Capitalists/Fileswappers ray!

  47. This Article - by Tuqui · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This Article - Score:0 Redundant

  48. Carl Sagan planned this by Rotaluclac · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If my memory is correct, Carl Sagan et al already proposed to seed bacteria or algae into the upper atmosphere of Venus. Their proposal was to use photosynthesizing organisms that reproduce so rapidly thay enough of them stay in the friendlier upper layers of Venus' atmosphere to survive. They would break down the carbon dioxide, reducing the greenhouse effect. As aeons pass, the habitable layer of the atmosphere would become thicker and thicker, so the process would accelerate. Another source of acceleration would be simple evolution. After a number of aeons, terraforming could begin. Perhaps the Russian Venera's carried the seeds...

    1. Re:Carl Sagan planned this by Sanga · · Score: 1

      I think he actually was trying to visualise life in the upper atmospheric regions of Jupiter and the gas giants.

    2. Re: Carl Sagan planned this by Rotaluclac · · Score: 1

      I've done some searching on the Net.

      I found a very good description of Sagan's idea (totally off-topic for the place I found it, but relevant to our current discussion). It turns out that Sagan's idea cannot work.

  49. Could It Be Ours? by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

    the probability of finding life in our own solar system is pretty good, but just because we find i doesn't mean its native, the probability of life evolving on another planet in our own system is pretty small, its probably safe to assume that any bacteria we find have terrestrial origins, we sent a probe to venus 20 years(?) ago, might some bacteria have hitched a ride on our probe and possibly thrived on venus?

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    1. Re:Could It Be Ours? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      If the bacteria are tough enough to survive on Venus then they're tough enough to survive dormant in a terrestrial rock that gets kicked up by an incoming meteorite and lands on Venus. This sort of thing happens all the time. There are several rocks from Mars that have been found on Earth, and surely thousands more that have landed but haven't been recovered. You're right that life would transport itself from planet to planet, but it doesn't need Soviet space probes to do it.

      And for all we know, terrestrial life might have been "seeded" from some other place--maybe Mars, because it cooled off faster so life there might have had a head start. So it's not so safe to assume that all the life in the solar system has Earth as its origin.

  50. intelligent life on earth? by peter303 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    That would be the real discovery :-)

  51. Researcher who cried LIFE! by ISPTech · · Score: 0, Troll

    Seems like the thing to do lately.

    Need research funds? Imply there might be life out there to the media.

    Sensationalism at its best.

    I for one am getting more cynical about claims of ET life. I think it'll get to the point where most people would have to shake hands with an alien to believe a "researcher" now.

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  52. To live and not to live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and then again, it may NOT be life...

  53. Re:See also - Funny! Etc. by Jouni · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm probably not the only one to be amused by this: "Moderation Totals: Redundant=2, Informative=1, Overrated=1, Underrated=1, Total=5"

    I believe the appropriate karma to follow should be tagged "Funny". :-) Community moderation at work!

    And now, to make my post important enough for it to avoid the dreaded zero...

    Regarding life anywhere; Steve Grand makes a very interesting point about life in his book "Creation"; it's not tied to the matter that makes life up but rather the patterns in how things connect. The analogy he drew was how clouds are not static bodies of steam but rather areas inside which the water carried by air becomes visible. Like ripples in the water, we only borrow the atoms in our own bodies for a while, binding them to the patterns of interaction that make us unquestionably alive.

    While it's far fetched to imagine even bugs on Venusian surface, it is not impossible to envision bacteria evolving from the complex interactions of heat and gases in the atmosphere. All evolution needs to kick off is a fertile playground, a pattern that can replicate itself with a degree of variation, and a lucky roll of dice.

    If there indeed *is* bacteria discovered on Venus it would suggest the dice of the universe are heavily loaded with a bias towards generating life. It's that bias which would determine not just whether we are alone but just how crowded it can this universe get after a while. On the other hand, the Venusians have quite a few hundred million years to catch up with their Terran cousins.

    Although, with the moderation above points, one has to wonder. :-)

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  54. Re:Where's Dan Dare when you need him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SOME moderator needs to get a sense of HUMOR!

  55. Easy way to test this theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shuttle a bunch of antibiotics to Venus. If the dark patches go away, then we know bacterial life existed on Venus.

    Science is fun.

  56. Sounds like dust clouds to me by nurb432 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    But that dosent make news and increase project funding.

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  57. Why? by seangw · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why does life require circumstances like our planet to start?

    We aren't looking for life on other planets, we're looking for life that we understand. Realistically life should occur just about anywhere given enough time (perhaps for actual voids in space, not necessarily what we think of them as, since "black matter" could be negate a "void" in certain areas of space).

    I think "life" is merely a self propogating chemical reaction. Evolutionarily wise it makes sense that "chaos" would force mutations. We can easily assume the propogation under all circumstances won't necessarily be the same.

    This means that organization of chemicals so that a reaction produces other reactions of the same type would likely be found anywhere that chemicals and or energies can react (remember, we're not just looking for life like our own).

    More interestingly it would be interesting to try to create reactions that re-create themselves, and allow them to evolve.

    Then again, I don't think we'd get approval for any experiments that wouldn't yield results for possibly billions of years . . . imagine the electric bill.

    -Sean

    1. Re:Why? by VendingMenace · · Score: 1

      First of all, your argument that "life should occure anywhere given enough time" is flawed. That is the same thing as claiming that in an infinite amount of time anyting can happen. But this is just not true. Consider fractals, they are picures of chaos, however, if you were to go infinitely deep within the picture you would not be garenteed to find a picture of the Mona Lisa.

      Also, in your definition of life, why draw the line at self propogating CHEMICAL reactions? What about physical ones? Then a neclear bomb is alive, as well as a nuclear plant reactor. The process of crystal formation would be alive. I am sure that are many others.

      I think that trying to state that any self-propigating reacion is life is a much too broad definition. Such a definition loses any usefulness. But, that is just one man's opinion :)

  58. What really is the simplest explanation? by tgd · · Score: 2

    We haven't done enough exploring in this universe to really know the simplest explanation. If life, in fact, arises with some regularity (at least microbial life) throughout the universe, then life may in fact be the simplest explanation. Until we have actually thoroughly investigates enough regions of various planets and moons to determine that even life that functions the way we expect (with chemistries we can see and study here on Earth) does or does not exist with any specific regularity, then you guessing it isn't life is just as meaningless as them guessing it is. In fact, it may be worse odds, since we know for a fact that there are thermophile microbes on Earth that can exist in conditions found on Venus, and would produce those sort of emissions. I would probably argue that Occam's Razor should fall on the assumption that its life, not the assumption its not, since we have specific statistics for the extistance of life that could work that way, and no statistics , and no statistics to suggest it couldn't be.

  59. bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no body cares about those incompetent 'scientists'. Bacteria!?!?!?! Who gives a flying shit about that.
    Either they provide the real stuff - super intelligent aliens - or they should shut up.

  60. Whatever they do... by ToddUGA95 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope they don't bring it back to earth! Afterall, we've already seen what microbes from Venus can do in Night Of The Living Dead. Do we really want the dead rising from their graves again and devouring the living?

  61. Thermophiles.. by dosh8er · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aren't those the bacteria that started growing on my 1.4 GHz Athlon after I installed it during my lunch hour?

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  62. Do you have a link? by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 2
    common house cat killing penguins in antarctica


    Do you have a link to more information on that?
    Google came up empty for me...

  63. Re:Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, that would be Uranus.

  64. Logic by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I think a training course in logic should be mandatory for everyone.
    the team found chemical oddities there that could be explained by the presence of living microbes.
    That's extremely uninteresting. The fact that my coffee cup is half empty could be explained by an ET having drunk it. Here is a statement that would be interesting:
    the team found chemical oddities there that could not be explained by anything other than the presence of living microbes.
    See the difference a couple of negations make? You go from something completely insignificant to something exciting.
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    1. Re:Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silly rabbit. The story itself notes that the only way we know to get those substances to stick around like that requires the presence of microbes.

      So, it isn't merely that their presence could be explained by microbes, it's that the only way we could explain their presence with our current understanding requires the presence of microbes.

      Perhaps the course in logic for others isn't as important as the course in basic reading comprehension should be for you.

    2. Re:Logic by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      You made the assumption I read the whole article. I decided that the statement I pointed out was illogical enough to make me read no further but I shall try to dig out the original article some time if it's available.

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  65. Ooops! by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

    Now I feel stupid. Thanks for the rectification. It was meant as a joke however, but that's no excuse for historical inaccuracy. (And next time I Google, before I write something down that I don't know for sure)

  66. Volcanoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Volcanic activity liberates CO2 from sediments.
    The decline in tectonic activity and hence in vulcanism is the reason why Gaia had to develop intelligent species that would liberate carbon by burning coal & oil.

  67. What about Uranus? by Captain+BooBoo · · Score: 1

    Life on Venus? Well maybe but don't you think we should take the planets in order as far as distance goes? I think Uranus is closer to us than Venus. Or maybe that is Ouranus...I never was very good at astronomy.

    1. Re:What about Uranus? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Nah, Uranus is a long way away (I hope). Besides, there's way too much methane to support life as we know it.

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  68. When in Antarctica... by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    > > There is a common house cat killing penguins in antarctica.

    > Bill Gates left Fluffums out to roam again?


    Not Rome, Antarctica. Jeez, people, learn your geography.

    Virg

  69. Don't know much about terraforming, do you? by Nindalf · · Score: 2

    If you throw up some, say, volcanic ash into the atmosphere every once in a while (it stays up for years), it'll substantially reduce the amount of sunlight coming in.

    Nobody's said that terraforming is easy. Too much sunlight, however, is one of the easier problems to solve. It's downright trivial compared to making the atmosphere breathable, or figuring out how to deal with the length of the Venusian day.

  70. Terraforming requirements by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you wanted to block _all_ the sunlight falling
    on Venus, which is more than you need to do to get
    Earth-like conditions, the numbers go like this:

    The area of mirrors required is approximately
    equivalent to a 10,000 x 10,000 km square. If
    formed of rolled sheet steel 1 micron thick, you
    will need 0.1 cubic kilometers of steel. A small
    iron-nickel asteroid will do nicely. To heat the
    material for rolling, concentrated sunlight can
    be used, focussed by some of the mirrors you made.
    Thus what you need to start with is a seed
    factory that can produce the parts for a rolling
    mill.

    Once you have the mirrors made, they can operate
    as solar sails to deliver themselves to Venus
    and maintain position once there.

    Daniel

    1. Re:Terraforming requirements by evilviper · · Score: 2
      This is informative?

      Once you have the mirrors made, they can operate as solar sails to deliver themselves to Venus

      Umm, correct me if I'm wrong, but the very idea of a sail is that it gets pushed by an opposing force, not pulled. In the case of Solar Sails, they would be propeled AWAY from the Sun, not torwards it.

      Maybe Venus changed orbit when I wasn't looking?

      Besides that, it's hard to consider a project this large to teraform Venus, when the smaller, simpler, easier project of Mars has yet to even get planned...

      Let's see. If projections hold up, it will have been about 60 years between the time we landed on The Moon, and when we landed on Mars. Considering that we do decide to teraform Mars (which we damn well should) how long after we first land there will such a project begin, and how long will it take to finish? Likely many decades of intense spending and effort, and that will be before we would likely even start considering teraforming any place else.

      I would expect, by then, we have craft going fast enough to reach the next solor system, which would certainly distract from teraforming any of the planets in our own solar system (baring some huge population explosion).

      Umm... </RANT>
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    2. Re:Terraforming requirements by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2

      Alright, I will correct you when you're wrong. Sailors are well aware that with tacking it is possible to sail against the wind. What's more, in order to "fall" towards the sun, all you need to do is decrease your orbital velocity. Basically, you use the solar wind as a break and your orbit will decay until you are in synch with Venus.

    3. Re:Terraforming requirements by evilviper · · Score: 2
      Sailors are well aware that with tacking it is possible to sail against the wind.

      You can't sail *directly* against the wind, and since the Sun is in a single point going outward, that's exactly what you would have to do.

      Besides, the water is what makes "tacking" possible. Try it on a frictionless surface like ice or space and you'll quickly be headed the wrong way.

      in order to "fall" towards the sun, all you need to do is decrease your orbital velocity.

      All the planets are orbiting *around* the sun. To increase or decrease your orbit speed, you need a force *parallel* to the sun, which a solar sail doesn't do too well.
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    4. Re:Terraforming requirements by Alsee · · Score: 2

      To increase or decrease your orbit speed, you need a force *parallel* to the sun

      No, to change orbital velocity you need a force *perpendicular* to the the sun, which a sail held at an angle does quite well. Tilt the sail one way and your velocity increases and you move away from the sun. Tilt it the other way and your velocity decreases and you fall in towards the sun.

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    5. Re:Terraforming requirements by evilviper · · Score: 2


      Tilt the sail one way and your velocity increases and you move away from the sun.

      Fair enough

      Tilt it the other way and your velocity decreases and you fall in towards the sun.

      There's no light source to push the light sail torwards the Sun...
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    6. Re:Terraforming requirements by Alsee · · Score: 2

      There's no light source to push the light sail torwards the Sun

      Right, the sail does not push towards the sun. Gravity pulls it towards the sun.

      At the risk of repeating myself, the sail pushes PERPENDICULAR to the sun, reducing the orbital velocity. It then falls inward. Velocity towards/away from the sun is practicaly zero. Velocity perpendicular to the sun is about 3 miles per second, and THAT is what you have to change.

      Crash course in orbital mechanics:
      It is a common but naive error to think you want to push towards or away from the sun. If you DID press towards the sun you would not move in towards Venus much at all. You would stay at nearly the same distance from the sun, your orbital velocity would increase. And if you pressed out from the sun it would not signifigantly move you away from the sun, it would mainly decrease your orbital velocity.

      It's the nature of orbital mechanics. When the thrust is smaller than the gravitational forces you need to push at about 90 degrees off of the desired direction.

      When the space shuttle wants to land they don't fire their engines towards the earth, they fire them perpendicular, in the direction of the orbit. They then fall down to earth. When the space shuttle takes off, they start pointing upward, but they are using a force GREATER than the gravitational force. Brute force to gain altitude, combating gravity. The moment the engines cut off it would fall right back down. The shuttle begins a roll almost as soon as it clears the launch tower, shifting from brute force combating gravity to orbital mechanics, a force at 90 degrees that combines with gravity to increase and maintain altitude.

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    7. Re:Terraforming requirements by evilviper · · Score: 2
      the sail pushes PERPENDICULAR to the sun, reducing the orbital velocity.
      >
      Alright, you call it pependicular, I'll call it paralell... Since the Sun is a dot, not a straight line, it doesn't matter one bit either way.

      My poing is, and always has been, the sail has to catch the Sun's rays. For that to happen, it's back has to be torward the Sun.

      If the sail is PERPENDICULAR to the Sun's rays, how do you suppose it will be catching rays of light from it?

      The only reason the subject changes, was because it appeared that you were suggesting something different.
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    8. Re:Terraforming requirements by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      Look, you're wrong. Just deal with it. The post you're replying to explained it about as well as anyone could. If you still don't get it, go ask someone who knows about this to explain it to you.

      Until then, think about this: if you had a sail and were moving at a constant velocity with a wind blowing perpendicular to your direction of motion, would you be able to take any steps to slow yourself down? Of course you would! You would turn the sail at 45 degrees so that the resultant force of the wind pushes you away and simultaneously slows you down. Now, in orbital mechanics, when your orbit slows, it decays. If it slows to zero, you fall directly into the thing you're orbiting. Sure, a part of the resultant force will be to push you away from the source of the wind, but this will be more than offset by the gravitational attraction of the sun, which will be pulling you in as you gradually lose angular velocity. It does not matter how far away you are from the sun. If your angular velocity is zero, you will fall straight into it. If it's a bit more than zero, you will fall towards it but (at least on your first pass) just miss it. The more your orbital velocity decreases, the closer you come to the sun.

      I think you're under the illusion that in order to get away from the sun, you should apply thrust with the rocket exhaust pointing at the sun itself. This is not so. The most efficient way to increase your orbit is accelerate along the path you are actually traveling. Conversely, the most efficient way to make your orbit decay is to apply force in the opposite direction of the orbit you are on, to literally put on the brakes. I think you should see that both of these maneuvers are quite doable with a solar sail.

    9. Re:Terraforming requirements by Alsee · · Score: 2

      If the sail is PERPENDICULAR to the Sun's rays...

      No, I said the force was perpendicular. That means the sail is at something like a 45 degree angle. The force is NOT towards the sun or away from it. The force needs to be sideways from the direction you think.

      It's like trying to turn a gyroscope, everything is sideways from what you expect. Try to twist it forward and it tilts right. Try to twist it right and it tilts back. Twist it back and it tilts left. Twist it left and it tilts forward.

      Imagine a marble spinning around in a funnel. Friction causes it to slow down and sink towards the hole. If you swirl it around faster it will rise up away from the hole. The funnel is gravity. You have to push AROUND, either speeding up the motion around, or slowing down the motion around. Pushing the marble towards or away from the hole doesn't work unless you push really hard, and as soon as you stop pushing it generally falls right back to where it was before.

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    10. Re:Terraforming requirements by evilviper · · Score: 2
      in orbital mechanics, when your orbit slows, it decays.

      True, but the fact that you are travling away frome the sun at the same velocity you are slowing down.

      It does not matter how far away you are from the sun. If your angular velocity is zero, you will fall straight into it.

      How far away you are doesn't matter *much* (gravity does still decrease with distance). And angular velocity is not the only think that matters unless you are an otherwise stationary object. The velocity with which you are leaving the sun *is* significant in this case.

      I think you're under the illusion that in order to get away from the sun, you should apply thrust with the rocket exhaust pointing at the sun itself.

      You thought wrong... I pointed that out in my last post...
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    11. Re:Terraforming requirements by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Check my other posts... I am getting tired of answering every question twice.

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    12. Re:Terraforming requirements by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Check my other posts...

      You want me to reply here? Fine.

      I am getting tired of answering every question twice.

      LMAO. I didn't ask a question. You completely ignored or failed to understand any of my posts. I'm going to boil it down to one fact.

      Orbital mechanics: Any force directed towards or away from the sun has essentially zero effect.

      If you don't want to believe it, fine. Go argue with a textbook.

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  71. science transcends cash qjkx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cash is so primitive. And so are people who like it.

  72. Re:See also - Funny! Etc. by martyn+s · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, suppose there is, in fact, life on Venus. That doesn't mean that given enough time, intelligent life will emerge. Maybe suitable conditions for basic life cover a very broad range, but that doesn't mean intelligent life can survive in such heat.

  73. Re:See also - Funny! Etc. by susano_otter · · Score: 4, Informative
    All evolution needs to kick off is a fertile playground, a pattern that can replicate itself with a degree of variation, and a lucky roll of dice.

    [Ob.Disclaimer: IANA Smarty Man] Technically, we really have no idea what conditions are necessary to "kick off" evolution. We've deduced that evolution is in effect, based on observable phenomena, but that's about as far as we've gotten. We're still not sure exactly what conditions got it started on Earth, where we actually have the thing to work with. Making statements about how likely Venus is to meet these conditions is laughably premature. We don't know enough about evolution or Venus to do more than gather data and look for patterns.

    If there indeed *is* bacteria discovered on Venus it would suggest the dice of the universe are heavily loaded with a bias towards generating life.

    Another alternative is that the "dice of the universe" are biased against life, and the presence of life in our solar system is a statistical anomaly produced by some other effect. Certainly the universe in general is extremely hostile to life as we know it.

    There could be life in half the star systems in our galaxy, and the dice would still be heavily biased against life in general. If there were life in half the star systems in the universe, that would still only suggest--to me, anyway--that the dice have no particular bias one way or the other, everything else being equal. But I admit that these things are nowhere near my area of expertise.

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  74. Tuning Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Possible life on Venus! Possible life on Europa! Possible life on Mars! Possible life on extra-solar planets! There's even possible life hitching a ride on comets. They can find possible life everywhere!

    So then why can't we find anything to watch on TV?

    1. Re:Tuning Out by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They can find possible life everywhere! So then why can't we find anything to watch on TV?

      Because all the life is just microbes, including the TV producers.

  75. Comets seeding life by i8a4re · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There has been some talk about the stats involved on life being created on Earth and then being created on Venus. What if there was a planet that had large oceans and it was teaming with life. Then an asteroid hit the planet and sent fragments of it in all directions. One of those pieces of ice and dirt (which now has frozen microbes in it) happened to find our solar system. As it approached the sun, it started evaporating and pieces started falling off. All it would take is one microbe to seed life.

    After all the extremophiles discovered all over the Earth, it is not too hard to imagine a layer in the atmosphere of Venus where life could thrive.

    We know there are microbes that can survive being frozen, and there are some that can survive extreme temperatures and large amounts of radiation too. We've even found a several billion year old microbe captured in a salt crystal in Carlsbad Caverns, and when it was rehydrated, it was alive.

    If an even like the one I described could happen, then there are billions and billions of microbes floating around space just waiting to land on some planet that can support life.

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  76. Ockham's razor vs. James Lovelock by Phronesis · · Score: 4, Informative
    Ockham's razor is only one criterion for the quality of a scientific statement. Popper's falsifiability criterion is equally important and studying the atmospheres of distant planets can provide a nice way to rule out likely candidates for life.

    Back in the 1960s, when the U.S. was planning the first Mars lander to look for signs of life, NASA scientists were proposing instruments such as traps for sand fleas. NASA gave Lovelock some money to look into whether they were going about this appropriately.

    Lovelock did not believe that there was life on Mars and proposed that anomalous gases in the atmosphere was the best test for ruling out the presence of life on a planet. As described in Nature:

    In his opinion, "life proclaims itself as a global phenomenon," leaving a clear fingerprint in a planet's atmosphere. This was where he thought the missions should be looking -- although he considered Mars's atmosphere to be that of a lifeless planet anyway.
    This hypothesis has the advantage of strongly satisfying Popper's falsifiability requirement: If life must create a chemical balance in the atmosphere that is far from thermodynamic equilibrium, then it's easy to rule out life on a planet by demonstrating that its atmosphere is close to equilibrium.

    Of course, a non-equilibrium atmosphere is a necessary, not a sufficient condition, so further work must, of course, be carried out before reaching the conclusion that life must be present, but it's so rare to see such strong non-equilibrium conditions that this is indeed exciting news.

  77. Simpson quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time for a Homer Simpson quote... "Gahh *drool* Venus... precious Venus!"

  78. Genetically Enhanced? Gimme a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have it completely backwards. Oxygen breathers like you are freaks. The sort of organisms that like the sorts of conditions you find in hotsprings are normal.

  79. conditions for creating life... by subspacemsg · · Score: 1

    The conditiions for sustaining life may not always be sufficient to create life.

    Origin of life is a very rare event...under special circumstances...presence of water doesn't gaurantee anything.

    Life may survive extrememe conditions but it has to evolve to get there!

  80. Have you gone crazy? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
    The temperature on the surface of Venus is so high that lead is a liquid. It's the hottest place in the solar system apart from our sun, hotter than Mercury. I'd love to see the volunteers for that "manned mission"! How about a little shower of sulfuric acid? Yeah, Venus has that--though it evaporates before it hits the surface, so you might be OK. The toughest landers survive in this environment for a matter of minutes. A guy in a spacesuit? LOL!

    Jesus, though, didn't all of you read about the planets in the 6th grade? Who's moderating here?

    1. Re:Have you gone crazy? by invid · · Score: 2

      Read my entire post. I said they would not land.

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  81. Reading by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
    Before jumping to Logic, you should do some reading. What the article said is that the only known mechanism for producing those gasses is life. The further claim was this: What's more likely, the presence of an unknown chemical process that generates this rather unstable gas, or life, which generates the gas by a known mechanism. Both seem pretty improbable, but one of them must be true, and there is no good reason to think that life is a worse explanation than the "unknown mechanism."

    If somebody figures out a non-biological process by which that gas is produced, the scales tip in the favor of that explanation. The fact nobody has figured out how this would happen, despite the fact we have tried, is some evidence that it is not happening, and that instead, life is producing the gas.

  82. Re:Terraforming requirements (Junk Science) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is junk science: Where the hell are you going to get the ocean to put the hulls of these sails in so that you get a path of least resistance that is anywhere but directly away from the sun?

    Countervailing expirement for you: Get a totally flat bottomed raft. Tack with it.

  83. The link has changed. by FrankieBoy · · Score: 1

    Here is the current link.

  84. What about my screensaver? by FrankieBoy · · Score: 1

    If they find life next door, what will I do with all those spare CPU cycles after I remove my SETI@home screensaver?

  85. Re:Terraforming requirements (Junk Science) by Alsee · · Score: 1

    This is junk science:

    Well, at least you got that part right. Your whole post is nothing but junk. The parent post correctly explained how you use a solar sail to head towards the sun.

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  86. Likely Everywhere. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I've looked in the Kitchen Sink, when the water is going down the drain, and there are what could be called "mysterious swirling patches" (I'm not going to mention the toilet, etc.)

    AND, speaking of "going down the drain", your paycheck goes there every payday!

  87. Past violent resurfacing hostile to airborne life by Birger+Johansson · · Score: 1

    I would love a genuine discovery of venusian life.... Unfortunately, Venus has a different, more violent form of tectonic resurfacing than the slow plate tectonics on Earth. Judging by the number of craters on the surface, the entire surface of Venus melted ca. 600 million years ago, as the build-up of internal heat made the crust crack up and hot magma totally covered the surface.

    Even if life was present high up in the atmosphere, the heat of the ground was much higher than today, and would have been carried upwards, frying any airborne microbes.
    Adiabatic cooling makes air cool with altitude, but to escape the heat of a molten-lava surface, any airborne life would have had to migrate up to altitudes with very thin air, much higher than the layer where the interesting molecules are found today.
    While thick air might carry microbes, I do not see how life could survive and thrive in a stratospheric near-vacuum. Yours Birger J.

  88. I'm quite literally not holding my breath. by DrSkwid · · Score: 2

    what do you do?

    have oxygen injected into your blood?

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  89. Who Cares? by Snidjer · · Score: 1

    Honestly, in my humble opinion, who cares if there are bacteria on Venus? What will this do? Can we cure diseases with these bacteria? Who's going to go get it?

    Really though, every place I read "possible life found on [insert planet name]" in which there *may* be evidence of *possible* life on another planet in the form of bacteria just makes me hope even more that the bacteria comes over here and proves more advanced than we.

    Devon

    1. Re:Who Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See... one of the main reasons we're looking for evidence of life on other planets is that aside from a much toted "space bacteria" (which was really just somebody having sneezed on the lens of a camera), we have no definitive proof that life exists anywhere other than Earth. At present, there is no *known* form of life that evolved on a place other than Earth.

      Finding a form of life that exists on another planet is the first step towards justifying all our space exploration and SETI programs. This is a big discovery, with potential to be *huge* if it actually pans out. For the first time in recorded history, we would know for sure: We are not alone. Earth is not the only planet that supports life.

  90. Earthly design of Venus genetic material by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    Well, I did observe years ago that if we want to terraform Venus it would be interesting to make a hydrogen-bladder flying plant. Let it float at an altitude which is "cool enough" to live at and it would provide shade to the planet. Its real purpose, however, would be to convert carbon dioxide to organic matter, making the atmosphere thinner and locking carbon in material on the surface of the planet. As plants die and fall, the organic material would head toward the surface. Water would also be present in the plants.

    It is OK if the plants are flammable -- they'll emit oxygen and if they catch fire they'll fall where they ultimately are wanted. I don't know if they could evolve to remain floating in an Earth-like atmosphere, as it would be awkward to live with flammable things floating through the neighborhood. And if a stable ecosystem arose which did not conclude in a human-inhabitable planet then we would be no worse off than now, with all our eggs still in the Earth basket.

    There already are many water-floating plants with bladders. There are plants which extract nutrients from air. There are bacteria and other life which create hydrogen-based gases. Combining these starting points is undoubtedly not simple...if it can be done. But if an environmental impact statement is required, that would surely be the hardest part.

  91. Adamski by Vuzz · · Score: 1

    Looks like good old George Adamski was right after all...(wink!)

    Tough not exactly as he intended it to be.

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  92. 'twasn't pasteur... by caveat · · Score: 2

    ...who forgot to wash his petri dishes. that was fleming - he left a dish uncovered, it started growing some Penicillum mold, and the rest is history.
    pasteur took sterilized bottles of agar broth and kept them sealed, exposed to sterile air, or exposed to open air. only the one exposed to open air grew anything, conclusively disproving abiogenesis (life arising spontaneously).

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    1. Re:'twasn't pasteur... by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Yes, another poster pointed that out already, you don't need to turn the knife around in the wound. I was wrong you are right. Sorry, my historical knowlegde isn't perfect.

    2. Re:'twasn't pasteur... by caveat · · Score: 2

      1. i didn't read all the replies, my bad.
      2. i wasn't trying to be a dick, just pointing out...sorry if i came across as such.

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  93. You are excused. by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

    Yes, I suspected you didn't read the other comment. You didn't come over as a dick, since I really was wrong. Glad someone corrected it, and at least you gave some extra information for those that were too lazy to google themselves.

  94. Bacteria by gacp · · Score: 1

    >If there indeed *is* bacteria discovered on Venus it would suggest the dice of the universe are heavily loaded with a bias towards generating life. It's that bias which would determine not just whether we are alone but just how crowded it can this universe get after a while. On the other hand, the Venusians have quite a few hundred million years to catch up with their Terran cousins.

    The problem here is the loose (read ``lousy'') definition of the term bacterium. It means so much that it means almost nothing. It is usually said of anything small, kinda cellular and simple, with no nucleus. Even on Terra there are 2 very different kind of organisms (out of 3 kinds total!) that are called ``bacteria'' but that are of very different types and are not related (one kind is more related to humans than to the other, and this other is more related to mitochrondria than to the first kind). The 2 groups (Domains) are now considered distinct and currently named Bacteria (eubacteria) and Archæa (archeobacteria), but they were previously taken as the same thing, i.e. ``bacteria'', and still are often called that.

    So, be careful with that term; it can be terribly misleading.

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    ``L'imagination au povoir.''
  95. Just some questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a few questions that crossed my mind while reading this thread:

    *If there are bacteria on Venus that hitched a ride on our probes, would 20 years be sufficent time for them to breed up the numbers to produce the observed effect?

    *Forgive my ignorance, but what are the criteria as to what qualifies as life? I recall watching a TV Doco about an Australian scientist discovering what could be the smallest form of life currently known. These 'Nanobes'(if I remember correctly) are roughly 20 times smaller than the accepted size barrier, share some properties with inert minerals, yet contain basic RNA (they also love to eat plastic). Interestingly, they bear a resembalence to the fossilized 'evidence' of Martian microbes.

    Anyway, just some food for thought...