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Red Hat Nullifies Differences Between Bash, Csh

Andreas(R) writes "Red Hat Software has revealed that future versions of the distribution will hide the differences between command-line user interfaces, creating a 'more unified shell prompt experience'. 'I don't mind if they rebrand and unify the GNOME and KDE interfaces,' said one Linux longhair. 'Frankly, I rarely use GUIs. But when they start messing with my CLI, then it's personal. I'm not going to sit here and let Red Hat infect my beloved tcsh with those annoying quirks from bash." Ah, nothing like satire that only a small group will truly grok. *grin*

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  1. Dear god by EggplantMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please don't let RedHat make emacs like vi

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    1. Re:Dear god by analog_line · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, God. Please let them remove emacs altogether from the distribution, and all will be well with Red Hat as far as I'm concerned.

    2. Re:Dear god by nufsaid · · Score: 2, Funny

      That is mentioned in the article...

      My favorite bit is the quote from the
      "The head of the Emacs Flame War Re-enactment Society"

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    3. Re:Dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      they'll probably be able to knock at least one CD off the distro if they do that.

    4. Re:Dear god by strictnein · · Score: 2

      pico owns!

      =p

    5. Re:Dear god by dacarr · · Score: 2

      ed is the default editor!

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      This sig no verb.
    6. Re:Dear god by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why wouldn't you just install the one then? Who needs an OS when you've got Emacs?

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    7. Re:Dear god by bsharitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, its great spending a weekend outside in the cold re-enacting flame wars. This year we're doing the battle of Bitkeeper from the Linux kernel list.

    8. Re:Dear god by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      This year we're doing the battle of Bitkeeper from the Linux kernel list.

      That's funny. I thought a precondition for reenactment was that the battle be over when the reenactment begins. Huh. :shrug:

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    9. Re:Dear god by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      they'll probably be able to knock at least one CD off the distro if they do that (drop emacs in favor of vi).

      Maybe so, but you'd lose functionality: you'd no longer be able to read your email and control your washing machine with one keybinding from the same text editor.

      emacs is very large: it contains multitudes.

    10. Re:Dear god by jonadab · · Score: 2

      Until we get the elisp backend for gcc working, we still need an OS.
      Once we get that in place, though, we can compile C and C++ apps to
      elisp and then byte-compile them, and get things like Mozilla and
      OpenOffice running inside of Emacs. Once we reach that point, we
      won't need an OS anymore. (Actually, there's one other thing we need,
      the multithreading stuff planned for Emacs 0.22.x or 0.23.x, but I was
      taking that for granted because I don't think the gcc integration will
      be landing until more like 0.24.x or 0.25.x.)

      I'm looking forward to the day when we can _everything running inside
      of Emacs, including the boot loader. Then we can have a big party
      and set the final goals for version 1.0...

      Oh, and for you vi people, you have nothing to fear, since we already
      have had vi running inside of Emacs (M-x viper) for some time now.

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  2. FAKE NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Read the link. This is FAKE news designed to humor us. Can't believe Slashdot would even post this...

    1. Re:FAKE NEWS by jonnythan · · Score: 2

      Why not?

    2. Re:FAKE NEWS by ripewithdecay · · Score: 3, Informative

      They have this in their FAQ, too...

      This stuff is fake, right?

      Yes, the "news" articles published here at Humorix are, ahem, all made up. Fake, fake, fake. Don't take anything we say seriously (except for this sentence, of course).

      A few people have actually written in and asked if an article was true or not. While we are flattered that our fabrications were mistaken for actual news, the fact remains: everything here is fake. A few nuggets of truth might be found, but everything else is a figment of our imaginations. If in doubt, just remember this saying: "Fake news is to Humorix as unconfirmed rumors are to Slashdot."

    3. Re:FAKE NEWS by tunah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um... it's under the "funny" icon, the site is called "Humorix" and the description includes the word "satire"... what was your point again?

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  3. Somebody's sarcasm meter needs calibration ... by dougmc · · Score: 2

    Humorix? Hello, McFly?

  4. it is a joke! by u19925 · · Score: 2, Informative

    though I wish this was really true, but unfortunately, it is just a joke.

  5. env varaibles by norwoodites · · Score: 2

    does mean in bash I can say `setenv PATH ~/bin:${PATH}' or even `set path (~/bin $path)' or the other way around, in csh `EXPORT PATH=~/bin:$PATH'?

  6. bash? csh? i give my users... by dboyles · · Score: 5, Funny

    /bin/false

    It really is much more secure.

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    -- "Complacency is a far more dangerous attitude than outrage." -Naomi Littlebear
  7. Hmm by Hamster+Of+Death · · Score: 2, Informative

    First thing I read in the article:

    Fake News written by James Baughn on September 25, 2002
    from the let-the-flame-wars-continue! dept.

    I think the -Fake News- part might reveal some insight on the credibility of the story!

    1. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, you are right, it's a fake story! It's Satire! THEY ARE NOT REALLY DOING THIS SO CALM DOWN! Dind't the foot as the Icon give you Clue #2? :x:q or was that ^q? Damn Vimacs!

  8. Shell Game by chrisleonard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who cares if they change the shell? As long as they publish API's for the middleware pieces, how could we possibly complain?

  9. Re:Question by analog_line · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because most of the people who read this site need to LIGHTEN UP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!

  10. Re:Question by jonnythan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because Hemos liked the link and wanted it there.

    There's no mission statement for this site other than something like "the editors will post whatever stories or articles they like."

    What did YOU think slashdot was?

    Read the FAQ.

  11. Re:Slashdot editor question by SnAzBaZ · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you hadn't noticed it's under the "funny/humour" catogory. Turn this catagory off in your preferences if you dont want it.

  12. What's the difference between the two? by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    I honestly can't tell.

    They both suck.

    zsh all the way, mofos.

    - A.P.

    --
    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
    1. Re:What's the difference between the two? by slamb · · Score: 2
      The difference is that csh sucks for programming and Bourne-based shells do not. For consistency, I always use bash.

      Sometimes people use t?csh for root's shell for a few reasons: it's installed in the base system of most Unices, it's typically statically linked, and it has more built-in commands. Argubly these make it superior if there are system disasters, though you could solve that by putting bash statically linked in /bin and making sure those non-builtins are also statically linked in /bin.

  13. Re:huh by HTMLSpinnr · · Score: 2, Informative

    What's funnier is that some people here haven't quite gotten the fact that it IS a joke.

    Come on people, read the article...

    /me sits back patiently and watches the crowd reaction as they flame Red Hat, bitch about their beloved csh or bash, or just kick Coyboy Neal in the nuts for posting such useless drivel. :-)

    --
    $ man woman *
    -bash: /usr/bin/man: Argument list too long
  14. Viper makes me happy by Jason+Earl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    M-x viper-mode.

    1. Re:Viper makes me happy by __past__ · · Score: 5, Funny
      M-x viper-mode.
      For the newbies: If you are amazed how well Emacs can emulate lesser editors, note how easy it is to implement. If viper-mode wasn't predefined, making available all the power and expressiveness of vi in Emacs would be as easy as putting the following in your ~/.emacs:

      (defun viper-mode (while (read-char) (ding)))

      (Note to parent poster: The Emacs Lambda Forces are informed. The black helicopters will arrive soon. Resistance is futile.)

    2. Re:Viper makes me happy by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2
      Why bother? The point of vi is that it loads in a microsecond and it works over any kind of terminal session. Why have a larger GUI editor that emulates the awkward interface of vi? That's just backwards.

      Just the thoughts of a vi user...

    3. Re:Viper makes me happy by joto · · Score: 2
      Both XEmacs and GNU Emacs work just fine in tty, thanks for asking, but admittedly vi loads faster.

      And it also works better on a bad serial line, which is often the case when you need to use one over a serial line (or at least often my case). Emacs really likes having a somewhat predictable connection over the serial line it is using.

      Then again, you're only supposed to start emacs once per session.

      Well, when working mostly at the command-line, and only rarely need to edit a file, when you remote-login to many different computers to find out who is misbehaving, etc, you are not going to start an emacs session in the background each time, just in case you need it. Having vi available is sometimes good. Although for actual programming work, I prefer emacs (although I can live with XEmacs).

    4. Re:Viper makes me happy by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      Viper was awful the last time I tried using it.
      The real problem is that while someone went and implemented viper in emacs, vi evolved and vi users started using vim, which has a few emacs-like features like split-screen - the problem is that people used to vim will find that their vim keybindings don't work in emacs/viper. viper instead insists that you use the emacs keys for things like, for example, resizing the window. So it's not a simple drop-in-replacement for vim, although it is for old fashioned vanilla vi, which people don't use much anymore. :wq

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    5. Re:Viper makes me happy by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2
      with Emacs and Linux, making a big deal out of load time would be silly

      Ah, I mostly use Solaris and Linux only now and then. Stats for a Sparc Ultra-60 dual 360 MHz processor box:

      Load time for Emacs: 5 seconds

      Load time for vi: <1 second

      Hence my preference... ;-)

  15. hahaha by sanermind · · Score: 3, Funny
    That's great. Don't bother reading this comment. Nothing insightfull hear.

    ....but DAMN, that was funny. I loved the part about vimacs and emavics.... couldn't stop laughing. I don't understand why some people are posting complaints, like
    How dare a serious news site like /. put this on the main page


    Geesh. I'm glad for it, it brightened my day.
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  16. Slashdot Nullifies Differences Between News, Hoax by jukal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As stated in some other thread as well, read the first 2 lines of the atleast : "Fake News written by James Baughn". And still, if you wish to speculate on the matter. Speculate on whether you are still capable of choosing your favorite /bin/l33t if you are capable of speculating on this speculative hoax?

  17. Holy mother of god! by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've never seen such a collection of knee-jerk humorless reactionaries in my life!!! I think the responses to this article are funnier than the article itself.

    Warning: serious reactions to this article will go on your permanent record!!!

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    1. Re:Holy mother of god! by BluBrick · · Score: 2

      I will refrain from reposting the entire comment, but please don't make fun of the humourless.

      --
      Ahh - My eye!
      The doctor said I'm not supposed to get Slashdot in it!
  18. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by psavo · · Score: 5, Funny

    To be sure, I give the fuckers /dev/random. If lucky, it'll screw their terminal and they won't bother me.

    --
    fucktard is a tenderhearted description
  19. What's funnier? by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article itself, or the fact that it seems like the majority of posters have failed to:

    A) RTFA
    B) Notice that this is "from the funny-funny-haha dept."
    C) Read the editors comment Hemos left in the little blurb once again clueing them into the fact that the article is a joke just like the ignorant fools who have started to bitch already.

    1. Re:What's funnier? by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 2

      You are taking all the fun out of this. ;-)

  20. Re:Question by program21 · · Score: 2
    I don't know, seems to me that "News for Nerds. Stuf that matters" might classify as a mission statement of some kind.

    That said, I don't mind much, I just found it rather strange that something like this were to be posted to the main page (less surprising would have been non-main page), still funny though.

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  21. Best part from the article.. by schon · · Score: 5, Funny

    This bit had me rolling on the floor..

    The head of the Emacs Flame War Re-enactment Society (a group that re-enacts the great Usenet emacs versus vi flames wars of the 20th Century) said, "Red Hat is destroying our cultural heritage!

    Ahh.. I know guys who belong to war re-enactment societies.. and this about sums them up..

  22. The best post, ever by LoRider · · Score: 2

    I love it when Slashdot posts stuff like this. All the morons that don't read the articles look stupid when they go off on a tangent.

    It's like April 1st but better.

    For the record, I can be caught not reading the articles from time to time - but I never said I wasn't a moron.

    --
    LoRider
  23. Re:well then, don't use RH by Soko · · Score: 5, Funny

    _But when they start messing with my CLI, then it's personal. I'm not going to sit here and let Red Hat infect my beloved tcsh with those annoying quirks from bash._

    The solution is quite simple: don't use redhat and quit whining. You don't own bash or csh and you sure as hell don't even remotely have the right to complain about the modifications redhat is making. It's free software and nobody is forcing you to use it.


    *blink**blink* Henh?

    Ohhh.... Is this thing on? Good. *AHEM*

    Here ladies and gentlemen we have the common Nolifeium Nonhumourum Slashdoticus. Notice the serious countenance, the white skin and it's most distinctive marking, the flat, bald forehead from all of the jokes that go flying just over it. This particular species is closely related to the Userum Newbius Nocluseies, who also are prone to spouting off at the mouth with no clue and are usually just as humour impared. Please move along now, there's lot's more to see.

    Soko

    (Like the Smarticus Assunum Typesum ... :-p )

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    "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
  24. hm by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

    how are they going to manage to avoid the thousands of #!/bin/bash scripts?

    its one thing to say they want to *create* another unified shell say, /bin/rh-shell or somesuch, which 'unifies' shell differences (?why?) but how are you they going to do this without the headaches?

    they would be further ahead to just say "we use /bin/bash" and switch EVERYTHING in RedHat GNU/Linux to it.

    1. Re:hm by BluBrick · · Score: 2

      Fool! There is no problem that cannot be resolved with the judicious use of symlinks or duct tape. (BTW, you need to remove /dev/satire, it seems to be a symlink to /dev/null)

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  25. True Comedy... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Dude, you are right, it's a fake story! It's Satire! THEY ARE NOT REALLY DOING THIS SO CALM DOWN! Dind't the foot as the Icon give you Clue #2? :x:q or was that ^q? Damn Vimacs!"

    I think the real comedy here isn't the satirical write-up, but the responses to it.

  26. Vi versus Emacs... by xcomputer_man · · Score: 2

    I hope this link is enough to convince them.

    I also hope that page ends the debates once and for all!

    1. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Senjutsu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not really. Vi is a word in several languages, which hugely inflates the results.

    2. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      BUT, if you remove all of the VI links that include swear words, EMACS would definitely be the winner.

    3. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by frankthechicken · · Score: 4, Funny

      And according to this VI is more popular than sex, proving that the computer is the geek's tool.

    4. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by kasperd · · Score: 3, Informative

      Vi is a word in several languages.

      Yes, as an example "vi" happens to be the danish word for "we".

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    5. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Leto2 · · Score: 2

      On that googlefight.com site, you should click "classics". One of them lists 'bill gates' vs. 'linus torvald'[sic]. No wonder it's 3M hits against 2k, if you misspeel 'torvalds'....

      --
      <grub> Reading /. at -1 is like driving through Cracktown in a convertible that is stuck in 1st
    6. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Vi is a word in several languages, which hugely inflates the results.

      Not to mention all those "Episode VI," "Rocky VI," and "Star Trek VI" fan pages out there that skew the results even further.

      --

      I write in my journal
    7. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by pomakis · · Score: 2

      They also mis-spelt McDonald's as Mac Donald's in a fight against Burger King, causing Burger King to unfairly win by a landslide.

    8. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by ranulf · · Score: 2
      BUT, if you remove all of the VI links that include swear words, EMACS would definitely be the winner

      But if you also remove all the emacs links that include swear words, vi would win. emacs is a worst swear word there is.

    9. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Yes, as an example "vi" happens to be the danish word for "we". "

      Another example would be that "VI" means "Six", which in Hollywood means "Despite being real old, the actors in this franchise still got it."

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    10. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Kynde · · Score: 2

      And according to this [googlefight.com] VI is more popular than sex, proving that the computer is the geek's tool.

      Close, but not quite. You should've said "because of the computer the geek has no use for his tool".

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  27. Re:huh by analog_line · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, it's one gigantic game of "Spot the Looney".

    I'm not sure what're funnier, the article, or the people who either didn't read the article, or who didn't get that it was satire.

  28. Re:RedHat policy by prockcore · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think RH is limiting choice now.

    Too many options is bad sometimes. I mean what would happen if a news oriented website were to give you the option of reading both regular news and satirical news on the same page?!

    Oh wait..

  29. At least the size would be reduced... by Raleel · · Score: 5, Funny

    by at least one cd, if they removed emacs.

    I told a coworker of mine that the 2.4.x kernel cannot support a statically compiled emacs, because of the 2TB file limit.

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    -- Who is the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him? --
    1. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by iabervon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Size of emacs: 4763354
      Size of libqt-mt: 10796068
      Size of libc.a: 24187284

      A statically compiled emacs may be pretty big, but it's also 98% libc. Emacs has had a reputation for being really big for ten years, but it's really only big for ten years ago.

      (file sizes are from my local builds)

    2. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 3, Informative

      Christ almighty, what the hell do they put in libc to make it 24 megs? On my FreeBSD system, libc.a is 1568K, and there is talk on the mailing list of finding ways to trim it down.

      --
      You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".
    3. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by MSG · · Score: 2

      $ ls -l /usr/lib/libc.a
      -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 2233342 Sep 5 15:59 /usr/lib/libc.a

      I wonder where the libc quoted came from? iabervon said they were "local builds", so they're probably all unstripped, possibly even with debugging symbols. All of those sizes are much bigger than the size of the binaries on RHL8.0 on ix86. Red Hat's glibc package as a whole is only 9 MB, and that contains all of the standard C libraries (far more than libc.a) as well as character conversion libaries.

    4. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by holle2 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Just for completeness:

      libc.a propably contains symbols and debugging info. If you compare libc.a and libc.so you'll see the difference:

      $ ls -l /lib/libc.so.6 /usr/lib/libc.a
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 1343073 Mai 11 2001 /lib/libc.so.6*
      -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 24539184 Mai 11 2001 /usr/lib/libc.a
      or in more human readable format:
      $ ls -lh /lib/libc.so.6 /usr/lib/libc.a
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 1.3M Mai 11 2001 /lib/libc.so.6*
      -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 23M Mai 11 2001 /usr/lib/libc.a

      With /lib/libc.so.6 only being linked to:
      $ ldd /lib/libc.so.6
      /lib/ld-linux.so.2 => /lib/ld-linux.so.2 (0x40000000)

      And stripping symbols yields this:
      $ ls -lh libc.a
      -rw-r--r-- 1 holle users 23M Nov 5 08:34 libc.a
      $ strip libc.a
      $ ls -lh libc.a
      -rw-r--r-- 1 holle users 1.6M Nov 5 08:34 libc.a
      Voilá
    5. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by jonadab · · Score: 3, Funny

      A while back, I compared the sizes of source tarballs for Emacs
      21.0.105 versus the then-current milestone of Mozilla. Emacs was
      larger. (I did this comparison because someone had filed a request
      in Bugzilla that the editor have an Emacs emulation mode. I suggested
      that it would be less work to have a Mozilla emulation mode in Emacs.)

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    6. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by iabervon · · Score: 2

      None of these are stripped, because I've got plenty of disk space. It goes down by a large factor if you strip them (but then you don't get such interesting crash dumps). While the absolute sizes are a bit excessive, the proportion is what matters here.

  30. I use the new shell .. by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. and it's actually pretty good, especially for newbies. For instance, "redhat-list-my-files-in-current-directory" is a little heavily branded, but it makes a lot more sense than "ls" to a new user. And the "Are you sure you want to run 'xyz' (Y/n)" prompts after every command saved my ass a couple times. Getting rid of all commands that can delete files is also great for security, and that's definitely an advantage over other distros.

    The only thing that really tripped me up was that Red Hat mapped "delete character" to the "d" key (probably to fix the whole backspace/delete confusion once and for all). And the character D is mapped to ^X-F4 which is a little hard to type at first but you get used to it. Since they made this change system-wide I learned it pretty fast.

    All in all a step in the right direction. Of course power users can always use another distro, or just type their system's source code onto the hard drive from scratch or whatever it is they do for fun on Saturday nights.

  31. Do not despair by salimma · · Score: 2

    It's all configurable by toggling a GConf key. Unfortunately the next release of Red Hat will continue the trend by making all their configuration tool GUIs, and move to a database format for their GConf keys, so... .. you will need a GUI to change your TUI!

    --
    Michel
    Fedora Project Contribut
  32. Re:Heretics by __past__ · · Score: 2

    They could, of course, also just have installed a standards-compliant non-bloated shell in /bin/sh, where $DEITY wanted it, but noo..

  33. Re:*sigh* by norweigiantroll · · Score: 3, Funny

    you should, 'cause in the next version of RH I predict bash will depend on kmail and nautilus

  34. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by DragonWyatt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    /bin/false

    It really is much more secure.


    Actually, in some old *nixes, that absolutely was NOT the case. If the shell in /etc/passwd returned a non-zero value (note that /bin/false always returns 1), 'login' would drop them immediately to an emergency shell for 'maintenance'- usually a statically-linked Bourne shell, and sometimes a setuid root version!

    Not that this behavious persists today, but just to be safe, use /bin/true instead ;) .

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    Don't sweat the petty things. But do pet the sweaty things.
  35. In related news... by cmeans · · Score: 3, Funny
    Continuing it's efforts to blend various distinct elements of Open Source projects into unified implementations (See previous articles on GUIs and CLIs), RedHat will soon be providing a single application development & scripting language to replace C/C++, Perl, Python, Java, Forth, and Smalltalk.

    The new language doesn't have a name yet, but you can be sure that few will like the idea, many will have an opinion, and noone will read the actual announcement.

    1. Re:In related news... by __past__ · · Score: 5, Funny
      RedHat will soon be providing a single application development & scripting language to replace C/C++, Perl, Python, Java, Forth, and Smalltalk.

      The new language doesn't have a name yet,

      It has. It is called Lisp.

      Heathen.

  36. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by r_j_prahad · · Score: 2

    And especially so when you complement its use with the /dev/null video accelerator.

  37. how true by (startx) · · Score: 2

    Life-free geeks who care about this stuff all use Debian or Slackware anyway."

    from the article, 'nuff said :-)

  38. Can't wait for vimacs by SiliconEntity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously, I often have vi running in the left window and emacs in the right hand one. It's a good mental exercise to switch back and forth between them frequently. I wish I could train myself to use my right hand for emacs and the left for vi, but I'm not there yet. Maybe I could do it with two chord keyboards?

    1. Re:Can't wait for vimacs by MyHair · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wish I could train myself to use my right hand for emacs and the left for vi, but I'm not there yet. Maybe I could do it with two chord keyboards?

      Chord keyboards are too expensive. During troubleshooting a PC last week I had a ps/2 keyboard and a USB keyboard hooked up while trying to get the USB keyboard to work for the power-on password. After finishing I coincidentally had two working keyboards at 90 degree angles in a comfortable position for my hands. (This was a cubicle with a desk on each wall plus the little shelf that goes between them.) For the amusement of a coworker and myself I typed a few sentences and was surprised to see how natural it was for me.

      Now, as many geeks know, Dvorak made one-handed keyboard layouts, one for the left and one for the right. I've had thoughts about learning the left one to keep my mouse hand free (one or two Slashdotters have claimed they do this; I haven't because I'm a tech/sysadmin and use everyone else's keyboards), but now you and I could learn the left- and right-hand Dvoraks for simultaneous vi & emacs usage.

      If we can do that, then we can probably solve that Palestinean-Israeli thing afterwards.

    2. Re:Can't wait for vimacs by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

      Speaking of one-handed typing.....

      I remember reading that the original Virtual Valerie game (the first interactive porn application, for B + W Macintosh) had a couple requests to change the command keys. Seems they wanted them remapped so they could be typed with one hand. Sadly, and surprisingly, I couldn't find anything about the original Virtual Valerie online...

  39. satire that only a small group will truly grok by verch · · Score: 2

    Like, say, the group that actually uses the word 'grok' in conversation?

  40. Re:Red Hat is doing the Right Thing (TM) by tunah · · Score: 3, Funny
    So your line of thinking is:
    1. Don't read article
    2. Post "insightful" comment, completely missing the fact that this was all a joke
    3. Get mocked by me
    4. ???
    5. Profit!
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  41. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by jpetts · · Score: 5, Funny

    /bin/false

    That is simply not true...

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  42. sv_pedant 1 by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 2

    Worst...misuse...of..."grok"...ever.

    1. Re:sv_pedant 1 by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      How's that misuse of grok? I wouldn't put "truly grok" together, but I think Jubal does at least once.

  43. also on that site...linux for your toilet by atari2600 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bob Hutzfield has put a dozen copies of "Red Hat Linux 10.0" up for auction at eBay.com. He claims that his toilet is the portal to a "temporal vortex singularity" and that the toilet periodically spits out items from the future. Last week, a package containing twelve Red Hat Linux 10.0 shrink-wrapped boxes materialized at the toilet vortex. Hutzfield is now offering them at auction with a minimum bid of US$1000.

    The following press release was taken from the eBay auction page. Hutzfield claims that he found this press release inside the package that emerged from his toilet vortex.

    Click here RH10.0Linux for the toilet

  44. Huh? Am I dumb? by coupland · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would they even *want* to do this. Like 90% of all Linux users I use the shell chosen by my distro. That's almost 100% Bash. I've done some pretty techie stuff with my system and tend to be a pretty advanced RedHat user but the thought of changing my shell never even occurred to me. After all, it works just great, why would I care? It seems to me only total techie geeks would reject the Bash shell and if they're so damn techie why create a distro that limits this ability. Am I missing something here???

  45. Ed is the standard editor by joe_bruin · · Score: 2

    from http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html
    i found the original alt.religion.emacs post here: groups.google.com

    ... nevermind, there is no way this post is making it past the lameness filter. too bad, read the link.

    1. Re:Ed is the standard editor by josh+crawley · · Score: 5, Funny

      When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi *and* Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, 'C-h for help' and '"foo" File is read only'. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.
      Ed, man! !man ed
      ED(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual ED(1)
      NAME
      ed - text editor
      SYNOPSIS
      ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
      DESCRIPTION
      Ed is the standard text editor.
      ---
      Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED! "Ed is the standard text editor." And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:

      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
      -rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs

      Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!

      "Ed is the standard text editor." Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:

      golem$ ed

      ?
      help
      ?
      ?
      ?
      quit
      ?
      exit
      ?
      bye
      ?
      hell o?
      ?
      eat flaming death
      ?
      ^C
      ?
      ^C
      ?
      ^D
      ?
      ---
      Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.

      "Ed is the standard text editor." Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.
      ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!

      When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

      TEXT EDITOR.

      When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their "edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.

      Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on. If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!

      ---BELOW this is garbage filled to pass IDIOTIC lameness filter the fuckwads at Slashdot implemented. I know Me how antidest guerge Now heusdys I dont qwnas Prutwew

    2. Re:Ed is the standard editor by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

      TECO anyone? Gotta love an editor that having a cat walk across your keyboard has as much chance as doing somethnig useful as you do.

    3. Re:Ed is the standard editor by global_diffusion · · Score: 2

      Thank you. I laughed out loud.

  46. Hmmm... by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

    With all of the gaps being closed in being able to pick one distribution over the next, I give the bounty to the first distribution to NOT include Emacs in the "default install" button. Oh yea, and include blackbox/fluxbox as one of the "default" window managers. (they can put KDE and GNOME on the "options" or "Contributed" CD). And why they are at it, they can decide on 1 font manager (xfstt) for the whole distribution VS. the 1 font manager for each app you see nowdays. That should be a pretty cool distro that I could throw at this old assed hardware that I have.

    PS -- The article made me laugh hard, and miss satirewire even more.

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  47. Re:Question by ncc74656 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Why is an article from a humor/satire site (Humorix) being posted main-page to /. ?

    Hover your mouse pointer over the Monty Python foot at the top of the article. What does it say?

    "It's funny. Laugh."

    Hell, the foot itself ought to be a clue as to the nature of the article. If you're a humorless ass, just pass on this article and others like it. The rest of us won't miss you.

    "And now for something completely different..."

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  48. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
    Not that this behavious persists today, but just to be safe, use /bin/true instead ;) .

    Hopefully I will never see this behavior. I doubt I'll ever work on anything old enough, though. I put /bin/true in /etc/shells so I can assign it to a user so they can ftp but not log in; I use /bin/false to not even let them log in (but still let them authenticate.)

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  49. Linux running to catch up with Microsoft again by crush · · Score: 2

    .NET has had this implemented from the word go and what do we get from Red Hat? A hopeless kludge attempting to reverse-engineer the behavior. Linux advocates should stop trying to push compliance with The-Other-OS and develop new strategies instead.

    Several German laboratories have already developed innovative foot-pedal interfaces to the kernel and I'd really prefer to see people installing them on their own systems and sending bug reports to the developers.

  50. Re:Clippy by skeedlelee · · Score: 2, Funny

    For one fleeting moment I thought someone was doing that seriously. The screenshots page says enough, freakin' hilarious. Ideally there'd be some way to install that so it launched unsuspectingly on some poor coworker.

    Hmmmm.... what's this extra window...

    "Are you sure you want to move left?"

    WTF!? yes I'm sure... [Much time passes]AH!... that should close it...

    "Are you sure you don't want to close the Vigor asistant?"

    Yes I'm sure I want to close it... huh!
    -finally notices the laughing in the background-

  51. Eh? by quantax · · Score: 2

    - If you thought this was real: silly monkey, pay attention next time.

    - If you thought this was real and proceeded to post with that assumption: you have shown the way of the dumb monkey.

    - If you thought this was real and flamed as a result: dumb ass.

    - You understood this was humorous and proceeded to flame for that reason: kill yourself.

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  52. In other news... by Chacham · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Red Hat is also planning on nullifying the difference between:

    • /bin/true and /bin/false, to keep people from having login-shells.. consistently.
    • Windows and Linux, what better way to get into the desktop market.
    • American English and British English, so we can more easily speak a foreign language.
    • Amazon and Barnes & Noble, so everyone is just one-click away
    • Free software and Open Software, because noone knows the difference anyway.

    In the end Red Hat shall rule supreme, replacing Microsoft as the One true OS.

  53. Yes, yes you are. by Da+Masta · · Score: 2

    RTFA ;-)

  54. Nah, try this for more fun... by starseeker · · Score: 2

    Setup Clisp as their login shell. No I'm not kidding it actually is possible, see http://clisp.cons.org/clash.html

    Although it is security through obscurity, you'll be hard pressed find a more amusing setup, and to top it off it's more painful for the user. By security by obscurity standards you'll be hard pressed to do much better - they have to solve the chicken egg problem of getting to the man pages to figure out the command prompt. And that's the advanced users.

    I have this great mental image of a black hat trying to run his newfangled worm on a machine with a clisp prompt... :-)

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    1. Re:Nah, try this for more fun... by sinserve · · Score: 2

      I *WISH* that happened to me, I really wouldn't bother h4x0ring the system, I will
      be busy being preductive, specially if (list-all-packages) or *features* had some CLOCC
      in the them :-D

  55. Below the belt by Jim+Norton · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Over the years, we've received nearly 1,000 technical support calls from people that have accidentally started vi and couldn't figure out how to do anything -- or even how to quit."

    I resent that! I know how to quit when using vi! ALT-F2! kill -9 vi!

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    -- Jim
    1. Re:Below the belt by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      Yup.. That was my first week with unix. vi is tough to quit, but I never once anticipated :help being the way to help.

      Thanks to ee I seem to have made it :)

      Vim truely is an improvement on vi. Tells you how to exit the first time you accidentally load it.

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  56. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by alcmena · · Score: 2

    I always thought the standard for false was zero and true was non-zero. Is if different for those two?

  57. Re: mouse/keyb usage by distributed.karma · · Score: 3, Interesting
    > Now, as many geeks know, Dvorak made one-handed keyboard layouts, one for the left and one for the right. I've had thoughts about learning the left one to keep my mouse hand free (one or two Slashdotters have claimed they do this; I haven't because I'm a tech/sysadmin and use everyone else's keyboards)

    I'm still using the clunky yet compatible QWERTY, but one nice trick to simultaneous mouse/keyboard operation is using the mouse with your left hand (if you're right handed). There are several advantages:

    • With only one hand to type with, it's better to use the more dexterous one.
    • If you have a desktop keyboard with a number pad, your hands will be closer together and probably more comfortable.
    • Using the mouse isn't too complicated for the left hand. Your right-hand dexterity would be wasted on this simple activity.
    • Your right hand is naturally closer to the right edge of the keyb, where the arrows and other controls are. Great for web surfing.
    I've had it this way for years. Of course for proper touch typing you'll like using both hands, at least with qwerty.
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  58. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by Trusty+Penfold · · Score: 2, Informative

    The default behaviour for unix is to check for failure. Hence false returns !false to indicate that it failed to fail. true returns false to indicate that it did failed to succeed.

  59. Will Red Hat never stop? by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 2

    In a recent move to reduce the confusing differences in pronounciations of the word "potato", Red Hat pissed off both the "po-tay-to" and "po-tah-to" factions by decreeing that the word "potato" will now be pronounced "starchy self-reproducing tuber with eyes".

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  60. Re:Will someone please explain to a Windows nerd.. by BigBadBri · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can't be a 'windows nerd' - it's an oxymoron....

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  61. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  62. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by psamuels · · Score: 4, Informative
    I always thought the standard for false was zero and true was non-zero. Is if different for those two?

    As p3d0 said, shells behave the opposite. (Although there once was an odd bug in - what was it, Ultrix? - where csh behaved the opposite, i.e. didn't behave the opposite, i.e. was buggy, with regards to the && and || short-circuit operators. But then, csh history is replete with odd bugs.)

    But to expand on the point: in Unix, the exit status of a program is an integer (7 unsigned bits, anyway: trying to use more is not portable). Convention dictates that 0 is normal termination, non-zero is abnormal, and anything over 128 means it was killed by a signal rather than the exit() function. (Which signal? Subtract 128 to find out.) Furthermore, many programs document their various abnormal exit status numbers to mean various failure cases.

    Note that even MS-DOS (and all of its misshapen get) uses the zero / greater-than-zero convention. In DOS, a process's return value is called the "errorlevel", which indeed more accurately describes its main purpose.

    This convention also goes a little deeper in Unix. Most system calls and many C library functions (remember, the standard C library was first defined on Unix) return 0 for success (or similar concepts: "equality" in the string compare function strcmp()) and non-zero for failure ("inequality" in strcmp()). Even system calls which return other meaningful integers (open(), for example) generally use >=0 for success and -1 for failure.

    So it may make no sense from a boolean logic point of view but zero==true is surprisingly widespread. Mostly because there is often only one way to succeed at a task but many ways to fail, and it's useful to be able to report specific failure modes.

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  63. Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by kaladorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... so of course I have to intrude... :)

    Maybe the reason everyone is looking up vi on google is because it is so *intuitive* and *easy-to-learn*?

    Then again, I personally think emacs is a tool of the devil.... ;)

    http://www.textpad.com - all the editor you'll ever need

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    1. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by kootch · · Score: 3, Informative

      Best text editor: BBedit

      "It doesn't suck"

    2. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by PokeBlor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pico is the way to go!

    3. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by jhoffoss · · Score: 2

      pico actually beats emacs by 10 000 hits on googlefight. wicked crazy. (Though emacs is still better.)

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    4. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by Greedo · · Score: 2

      *cough* ... nano ...

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    5. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by smyle · · Score: 2
      Maybe the reason everyone is looking up vi on google is because it is so *intuitive* and *easy-to-learn*?

      As opposed to emacs?

      Let's face it - though both are powerful, they both come with the price of a learning curve. As others here have suggested, pico (I haven't tried nano) will work for most basic functions if you want to just sit down and use it.

      :wq!

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    6. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by Greedo · · Score: 2

      It's a FAQ. You can't disable it (without going into pico emulation mode), but you can cancel it.

      A little annoyance in comparison to all the other benefits.

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    7. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      And I'm sure the fact that "pico" is a common prefix for a lot of scientific terms has nothing to do with that high result from google.

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  64. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by FauxPasIII · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> To be sure, I give the fuckers /dev/random. If lucky, it'll screw their terminal and they won't bother me.

    But if you're supremely unlucky, it'll drop them to a SUID root perl process. Do not taunt /dev/random.

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  65. Re:Question by jonnythan · · Score: 4, Informative
    Since you didn't read the FAQ like I said, here it is from Mr Slashdot himself:

    Personally, I have a pet peeve when people post comments saying things like "That's not News For Nerds!" and "That's not Stuff that Matters!" Slashdot has been running for almost 5 years, and over that time, I have always been the final decision maker on what ends up on the homepage. It turns out that a lot of people agree with me: Linux, Legos, Penguins, Sci (both real and fiction). If you've been reading Slashdot, you know what the subjects commonly are, but we might deviate occasionally. It's just more fun that way. Variety Is The Spice Of Life and all that, right? We've been running Slashdot for a long time, and if we occasionally want to post something that someone doesn't think is right for Slashdot, well, we're the ones who get to make the call. It's the mix of stories that makes Slashdot the fun place that it is.


    The home page is whatever Malda wants to make it. Slashdot started as Rob Malda's pet project, and that's basically what it will always be. It's an obscenely popular project and makes some money (maybe) now, but it's still his personal project.

    Deal with it. No one, especially Rob, cares what you think "should" be on the main page.
  66. Hey the last time you guys made a joke... by ellem · · Score: 2

    I had to learn a new Language...

    Braaahh... New Language, New Language.

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  67. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 3, Informative

    It won't work. /dev/random isn't usually marked as executable. Even if it were, it wouldn't even get to run anything unless by some miracle the random string was a valid ELF header. Of course, the random string could also be something like "#!/bin/bash", thereby giving them a shell.

    What you want to do is make a script like:

    #!/bin/sh
    cat /dev/random

    Then make that script their shell. When they log in, they'll just get lots of random crap.

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  68. I'm sick of this shit. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2

    I have an idea. Why don't these IDIOTS at Red Hat just get rid of all the shells and install ONE shell. Just decide on one... whether it is bash or ksh or fuckyoush or whatever, and leave us alone. And do the same for the graphical interface. Fucking idiots.

  69. Re:To beat Microsoft we need to innovate by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

    kdesh

    Though you were probably making a joke with all that 32million minimum stuff, but DtKsh?

  70. Re: VI by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

    When I was learning UNIX programming and C++ (on Solaris), we were taught how to code (nothing quite like Stevens' APUE, RIP Richard) but nothing about how to edit, not even a tipsheet/survival guide thing. I hated vi so much, I felt like an idiot because I don't know how to quit it. I programmed most of my stuff on a mac and ftp'ed stuff over. I used Alpha on the Mac, glad it's still around at least in some form. Still the best editor I've used, though NEdit (my current fave) comes close. Me has to start looking at new editors, I kind of like the idea of the folding editors, but they all seem to be too heavy with resources. For those with recommendations of emacs, see last statement about too much resources.

  71. Re:Ridiculous - Best Idea in a Century by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

    Check out Mandrake, Lindows, or Lycoris.

    They are all designed with the user firmly in mind. Other distros focus on the capabilities, and are often superior on technical merits or for specific purposes, but those three get high marks for ease of use. Heck, I saw a screenshot of Lycoris and first thought was "How long til MS sues them for copying the XP look and feel". IT was damn near identical. ANd MAndrake is phenomenal, though severely bloated(to MS levels unfortunately) in their default installations.

    The true power of Linux is that you have these choices. They share a common base, so they can all run the same software, yet each distribution focuse on taking that base into a specific direction, allowing you to decide what- Stability, light load on the system, small space required, raw speed, ease of use, etc- that is most important to you, and you can get exactly what you want from the OS.

  72. Laser light show by wwwgregcom · · Score: 2, Funny

    thats funny, I have been using linux now for years, and I still cant quit vi! That has happened to me, accidentally starting vi and issuing a killall command after a worthless ^X-C frenzy, lol. That, belive it or not was what made me used emacs, which I actually ended up learning a completly non-standard way of controlling.

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    1. Re:Laser light show by commodoresloat · · Score: 2
      If you are in insert mode, press esc to enter command mode.
      In command else just ZZ to save and exit, press :q! to exit without saving

      That's what we love about vi. It's so intuitive! Come on, get with it people!!

    2. Re:Laser light show by chrysrobyn · · Score: 2

      That's what we love about vi. It's so intuitive! Come on, get with it people!!

      True confession time. I was working on a pile of ksh and perl scritps two years ago at work, while attempting to do large amounts of searches and replaces on those and the output data. I was on my 5th 14 hour day in a row when I finally said to myself, "Ya know, vi would be more handy if it had a function to do ___. Knowing those bastards, if they did, it would involve....." and I typed a long string of random looking characters (I don't remember what ___ was). It made perfect sense to me.

      And vi. It worked. 2 years ago, vi became more intuitive to me than all other GUI text editors.

      Remember, what's the equation for "power"? That's right, voltage times current. vi is power.

      I love my new job.

  73. Porn Again SHell? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

    All slashdotting Open Sourcers should help out in creating the Porn Again SHell, the project doesn't seem to have much activity. Maybe his hands are cramped from ....

  74. Give me ksh or give me death. by Nick+Driver · · Score: 2

    I agree 100%. Ksh is the best shell out there for universal script development. I can't stand using the up and down arrows to scroll thru my command history either... reminds me too much of NT/2000 cmd.exe, I'd much rather use [ESC]j and [ESC]k and also export EDITOR=vi so I can use my good old familiar vi editing on the command line too .

    1. Re:Give me ksh or give me death. by Leto2 · · Score: 2

      You use arrow-up and arrow-down in cmd.exe?

      You might want to try more useful history navigation and command completion with F7 and F8 in cmd.exe

      Try it :)

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  75. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by wdr1 · · Score: 2

    You have users??

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  76. VI...the lowest by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    common denominator..In a problem situation IT WILL ALWAYS WORK, even over a FSCK'n PALM into the A port. Use what you like for everyday, but KNOW basic VI or have a good cheatsheet for when the excrement hits the fan.

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    errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
    1. Re:VI...the lowest by Archfeld · · Score: 2

      LOL... :)

      not that I've often had to resort to voice commands to trouble shoot a problem :)
      Hopefully the day will come...

      Computer, " An error has occurred "
      Sysadmin, " Well WTF did that Luser programmer do ?"
      Computer, " I am afraid I can't tell you, auditing has been here and that is a restricted function now, have a nice day "

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      errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
  77. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by gotih · · Score: 3, Informative

    if you have ever taken ANY C class you will remember that line at the end of your function 'return 0;' that meant 'everything's fine'

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  78. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by buysse · · Score: 2

    Or better, for safety, 'exec /bin/cat /dev/random'.

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  79. Re:RedHat policy by enigma48 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Too many options is bad sometimes. I mean what would happen if a news oriented website were to give you the option of reading both regular news and satirical news on the same page?!

    I'd imagine a Chinese state-run newspaper would use it as their prime news source.

    Oh wait..

  80. Re:*sigh* by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

    But RPM will, naturally, report the dependency as being on "libneverheardofyou.0.0.53.0," and figuring out which package to install will be left as an exercise for the reader.

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  81. Re:well then, don't use RH by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

    Actually, we _do_ have the right to complain.

    Oh, now, at the risk of getting just the slightest bit serious on you here, I'd have to say that the ability to complain isn't so much a right as it is a privilege. You're lucky enough to live in a (city|country|world|whatever) where people who complain about stuff they didn't work on and didn't pay for are only rarely dragged out into the street and beaten within an inch of their lives by angry mobs armed with torches and pitchforks. Don't take that for granted.

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  82. Debugging by AftanGustur · · Score: 2
    Christ almighty, what the hell do they put in libc to make it 24 megs?

    Maximum debugging information..

    You are talking about the .a file, which is not very unlike a .tar file. I.e. this is not a library that is needed by any running program.
    Do a "ar -tv /usr/lib/libc.a" and you will see that there are about 1200 packages in there with full debugging information and unstripped. It comes from glibc-devel.

    Having a huge libc.a simply means that you have lots of development libraries in there. The linker will extract those needed and add if to your binary.

    I think the original poster meant /lib/libc.so which is 1.2 MB on my RH7.1

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  83. the One by commodoresloat · · Score: 2
    there is one and only one text editor. Thou shalt have no text editors before it. That text editor is BBEdit.

    It's a Mac Thing. You wouldn't understand.

    1. Re:the One by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      BBEdit is great as far as it goes, but I like the fact that OS X can have both BBEdit and emacs.

    2. Re:the One by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      It's a Mac Thing. You wouldn't understand the fact that some people think there should be only one text editor. It goes along with the mentality that less choice is a good thing, which is also a Mac thing you won't understand.

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    3. Re:the One by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

      It's a joke. You didn't understand.

  84. you don't get it.... by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

    See, it's a new era on slashdot. We used to spout off at the mouth after not reading the article's linked to the slashdot summary. Now we don't even read the slashdot summary! After all, it wastes valuable posting time! You don't want someone else to beat you to a +5 insightful, now, do you?

  85. This is the real story! by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 3, Funny
    Code Taco Emergency!

    Best quotes: HUMORIX WORLD HEADQUARTERS -- Two Humorix unpaid interns were injured earlier today as the result of mass panic induced by an unexpected attack of the dreaded Slashdot Effect.

    The two injured interns are actually specially bred chickens trained to peck the reboot button on our two Windows PCs when the screen turns blue

    ... and .... Preliminary calculations show that the damage caused by the Great Slashdot Effect Attack of November 2002 will likely total several dozen dollars. :)

  86. Re:Ridiculous - Best Idea in a Century by PigleT · · Score: 2

    "I just want to USE my computer no have to worry about all the moving parts under the hood."

    So how do you distinguish between bits you "use" and are obviously therefore the only worthwhile bits for the rest of the world, and bits that we happen to like to use, or to choose between?

    And why do you install tcsh if you're not going to use it? Do you have no idea what you're doing when you install a machine, and somehow that's the upstream distribution's fault for providing things that you have to choose to use or not, and you just can't be arsed making a choice yourself?

    Stay with Windows. Please. For the sake of the kittens...

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  87. quitting vi by commodoresloat · · Score: 2
    Over the years, we've received nearly 1,000 technical support calls from people that have accidentally started vi and couldn't figure out how to do anything -- or even how to quit."

    I resent that! I know how to quit when using vi! ALT-F2! kill -9 vi!

    Heh; you got off easy. Hard core vi users have to join support groups and sometimes take prozac for months before they are ready to quit. It's always the same, sad story. "I just picked it up out of curiousity, thought I'd try it once. A few minutes experimenting with command mode and I was hooked. It took a few weeks before I started using it every day, but after that it was any excuse I could get to fire it up. Write a letter? vi. Web page? vi. Grocery list? vi. I kept it to myself at first but after a while I was doing it in public, even talking about it openly. People would point and laugh, or cluck sadly at me, but I didn't care. It didn't matter to me if it was right or wrong, I just kept doing it and doing it, no matter what anyone said."

  88. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by Isle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, I always return that in the end of the malloc function if it is succesfull.

  89. Re:edit.com by joto · · Score: 3, Funny
    ObJoke: I tried www.edit.com, but couldn't figure out how to use it.

    ObDisclaimer: Yes, I know what you mean, but this was actually the first thing that came to my mind...

  90. This was a joke, but not a bad idea by ajs · · Score: 2

    IMHO the time has come to pick the best of bread and go with one shell. Others should be around as "extras", but we should all decide what the primary shell for all UNIX and UNIX-like systems should be.

    Most users seem to use bash under Linux. [t]csh is most popular under Solaris. ksh is the HP/UX fav. *BSD users tend to stick with the csh-shells.

    And then, of course there's zsh, which I use sometimes at work because there's a cluster of zsh geeks who have added some nice dotfile goodies for it.

    What's the best shell? It really doesn't mater. Quoting is saner in the sh-variants. Command-line editing, history etc is better in zsh and bash. Variable syntax is nicer in (especially arrays) in *csh. Functions are most powerful in the later-day *sh variants. POSIX specifies a subset of most sh implementations.

    Personally, I think bash should take over the world just because it's what lots of Linux systems expect as the root shell, it ties for best of many features with zsh. Has most, if not all, of ksh and ships with most platforms as included or optional add-on.

  91. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by joto · · Score: 2
    Oh, and I thought most C classes would have the following as their first (incorrect) program:

    #include <stdio.h>
    void main(){
    printf("Hello, World!\n");
    }

    Why it is so hard for educators and book-authors to actually read the standard is beyond me...

  92. Over-complicated by Arker · · Score: 2

    (defun viper-mode (while (read-char) (ding)))

    There's an even simpler way:

    (use-global-map (make-sparse-keymap))
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  93. background for this joke by IndependentVik · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm sure this would be modded much higher if everyone knew the full story.

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  94. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by scrytch · · Score: 2

    That is perfectly valid C. On most systems, that will even link and run without complaint. Some systems with ancient preludes won't take it. Such systems generally won't like the perfectly valid int main(int argc, char **argv, char **env) convention either.

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  95. Re:eight megabytes and constantly swapping? by greenrd · · Score: 2
    A Clock application allocates itself 50Mb? Why?

    That's just messed up.

  96. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by joto · · Score: 2
    That is perfectly valid C

    No, it isn't. Neither ANSI nor ISO C allows main to return anything but an int.

    On most systems, that will even link and run without complaint.

    I shudder to think about what you consider acceptable C, if you have to qualify "link and run without complaint" with "even".

    But your system isn't the C standard, and the fact that it runs there doesn't mean it is valid C. Most systems allow i = i++ += ++i as well. The result is undefined, and that means that anything is allowed to happen (including program crash, spontaneous massive existence failure, making demons run out of your nose, or simply set i to some guessable value).

    The fact that most calling conventions are sane enough for it not to matter defining a function returning nothing when the run-time-system really expects one returning success or failure as an integer, doesn't mean that it is valid (or that it makes sense, i.e.: what will your C program return to the OS after running?)

    Some systems with ancient preludes won't take it.

    So what you are saying is that, even though it is explicitly not allowed by the standard, it also doesn't work at all on some systems?

    Such systems generally won't like the perfectly valid int main(int argc, char **argv, char **env) convention either.

    Surprise. It isn't perfectly valid C. I'm not even shure if it's POSIX (although extern char **environ is). But it is pretty common among unixes.

  97. Re:Easy: by ranulf · · Score: 2
    kill -9

    ITYM, kill -9 -1

    Windows users should try out gvim - definitely now my editor of choice under Windows...

  98. M-x viper is a poor substitute by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    M-x viper has some of the keybindings of vi, but misses out on all the colon-prompt commands (actually ex commands). I'll take :%s/findme/replace/g any day over emacs's "Let's bind most of the useful versions of functions to keys your keyboard doesn't have, or better yet not bind them at all and let you try to wade through info pages to figure out how to give them a binding, but the pages that show you the lisp code to write don't have links pointing you to something telling you WHERE these things are supposed to go" mentality.

    Configuring a simple keybinding shouldn't require hours of documentation reading.

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  99. Re:edit.com by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    viper mode doesn't emulate the colon prompt well. It is not a drop-in replacment for using vi, although someone who only uses vi casually wouldn't notice the difference.

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  100. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by joto · · Score: 2
    Ok, I'm missing something, what's wrong with that?

    It isn't standard C.

    (Although in practice you would be hard pressed to find a unix where it isn't supported (I would probably go so far as to say that it wouldn't really be unix then...))

  101. Re:edit.com in Windows by jonadab · · Score: 2

    > The Windows versions of edit.com is vastly improved over the edit.com
    > in older MS operating systems, allowing you to open 9 files at once

    Ooooh, nine files at once. It's not as if the editor I used in the
    days of DOS 3 allowed me to open nine files at once and switch
    between them quickly, and split the screen between two of them, and
    copy lines, ranges, or regtangular blocks back and forth between them...

    > not to mention the ability to open fairly large files
    Wow, now I'm certainly impressed.

    > You should check it out.
    Believe me, I'm already quite familiar with the pain of working
    with it. Pretty much every time I have to reinstall Windows on
    one of the PCs at work, I end up using edit.com for something or
    another, usually to get Windows to see the CD-ROM drive (WHY does
    Windows 9x need drivers for an ATAPI CD-ROM? They're all the
    _same_...) so I can install the drivers for the network card so
    I can download a decent text editor and browser and drivers so I
    can finish the installation. If it's a system I'll barely ever
    have to touch, I just install PFE as a drop-in replacement for
    notepad. If it's a system I'm going to have to use with any
    frequency at all, I also install Emacs. If it's a system I'm
    going to use a _lot_, I install several megabytes of sitelisp.

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  102. Re:Other shells? Unify THIS! by Anarchos · · Score: 2

    Hey do you think you could change your url to point to http://www.utacm.org? acm.csres.utexas.edu has been deprecated and may stop working sometime soon. I'm the webmaster for utacm.org and have been trying to get any links to the old page updated (I noticed your link on our tracker). Thanks.

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