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Linux-Based Bar-Monkey

An anonymous reader writes "The Bar-Monkey is a bar built around a 486 running linux that can dispense an 8 ounce mixed drink in under 10 seconds. It uses a Matrix Orbital Serial LCD panel with a keypad built into the bar surface for user input. Three Harvey Mudd College students built the bar in their spare time last semester. The bar holds 16 ingredients with which it can currently mix 188 drinks stored in its drink database. Total project cost: $235."

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  1. kind of pianocktail ? by mirko · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Boris Vian fans will remember this jazz piano which was modified to create such drinks...
    Hey, in this time, nerds use to do jazz :-)

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  2. Old News by DasBub · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pfff, they did this in Short Circuit way back in the 80's.

    And THOSE things had lasers, fix you right, mate!

    1. Re:Old News by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Pfff, they did this in Short Circuit way back in the 80's."

      We all know that was a hoax. It was probably the Stone Cutters behind it. Afterall they did make Steve Gutenberg a star.

    2. Re:Old News by po_boy · · Score: 4, Funny

      The metric system is a tool of the devil. My car gets 6 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it.

  3. Finally! by Ninja+Master+Gara · · Score: 5, Funny
    Finally, the Linux "killer app" emerges! Windows is DOOMED!

    Hell, it's even cheaper than some versions of Windows, and it pours liquor!

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    1. Re:Finally! by saskboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Now if we combine those 3D printers with this project, and come up with a cheap material for the printer to use that can produce Crown Royal and Coke, then we're in business...

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    2. Re:Finally! by rutledjw · · Score: 5, Funny
      Bah! You're MISSING the bigger point. Now we'll no more free doubles, or extra booze in our drinks! No longer can I use my natural wit, charm and good looks to get free drinks!

      Oh wait, uuuhh, nevermind...

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    3. Re:Finally! by FyRE666 · · Score: 2

      Finally, the Linux "killer app" emerges

      I don't know, it still needs a few things - a high-score table would be cool - it could rack up the alcohol units for each customer. First to get through 50 bottles of scotch without killing themselves wins a free plush Linux penguin...

    4. Re:Finally! by l810c · · Score: 3

      They could rip one of these breathalyzers open and wire it in. This is a fairly cheap and accurate model: CA 2000. This model only reads HOT once it reaches .30 :)

  4. imgnie by Seehund · · Score: 5, Funny

    a beowlfu clstr of theeeeeeeeeeesse

    *hic*

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    1. Re:imgnie by CoolVibe · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hey, I'll buy it when it serves hot grits and has pictures of natalie portman on it.

      I'd buy OpenSourceMan a drink and grunt with OOG too :) MEEPT :)

  5. Cheap liquor? by vondo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dispenses 16 bottles of liquor for $235? Even if the hardware was free, I don't think I'd be drinking anything that came out of this "monkey."

    1. Re:Cheap liquor? by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

      2 types of Lysol (Original and Fresh Scent), 6 types of Aqua Velva aftershave, 1 bottle of rubbing alcohol, 1 windshield washer antifreeze, 3 melted down shoe wax...

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    2. Re:Cheap liquor? by ThrasherTT · · Score: 2

      Especially 16 1.75L bottles of liquor... that's just a little more expensive than 16 1.75's of Senator's Club Vodka

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    3. Re:Cheap liquor? by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Ever since the dot-bomb, that's pretty much all I drink too!

      (Well, sometimes I can't afford the Aqua Velva, but.....)

    4. Re:Cheap liquor? by Cato+the+Elder · · Score: 2

      I have a feeling the ASPCA is going to be helping out with the liquor costs. (ASPCA--Alumni Society for Promoting the Consumption of Alchohol).

    5. Re:Cheap liquor? by pokeyburro · · Score: 2

      ...and a keg of Coors. Egad.

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    6. Re:Cheap liquor? by Flower · · Score: 2
      Put a breath analyzer in it so first you have to blow it and get a drink.

      IMHO, this is just another example of technology getting it wrong. The cute blonde should be the one I'm getting a drink and later it should be me getting the blow. But hey who am I to critique?

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    7. Re:Cheap liquor? by silvaran · · Score: 3, Funny

      Trying to remember how you became blind: Priceless

    8. Re:Cheap liquor? by ShawnDoc · · Score: 2
      ...so first you have to blow it and get a drink.

      Many a lady has gotten free drinks from a bartender this way, somehow I don't think it would work on this machine.

  6. Thats great! by drblunt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Now, the bar monkey, all the alcohol, none of the needless social interaction!
    Wondeful.

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    1. Re:Thats great! by outsider007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      take this, a george foreman grill and a dance dance revolution machine and you've got a night on the town without ever having to leave your parent's basement.

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  7. Linux for the masses by Herr_Nightingale · · Score: 2, Funny

    what a breakthrough :D finally, something we all can use.

    1. Re:Linux for the masses by rmadmin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, except I don't think I'd get as much thrill out of watching my drunk friend hit on a machine as when he hits on the 40 year old 350lb woman that works at our bar.

  8. uhm.. by 216pi · · Score: 5, Funny

    looks like the bar is smoking...

    this was the very first slashdotted bartender...

  9. With apologies... by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You want some more?"

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    1. Re:With apologies... by limekiller4 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I can almost guarantee this will be modded down for lack of recognition. How about:

      Cornelius: "I feel so guilty sending her to do the dirty work. I know she was made to be strong but she's also so fragile... So human. You know what I mean?"
      Bartender: [shaking head]

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  10. Hrmm by ThrasherTT · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently the Bar Monkey is serving Harvey Mudd's web site as well...

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    1. Re:Hrmm by muyuubyou · · Score: 2

      Dunno whether the BarMonkey or not, but it looks like they use 486s for serving too. Beer budget must be higher than web server budget after all :)

  11. Barmonkey! by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    "Barmonkey.."
    bleep bloop
    "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot."

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    1. Re:Barmonkey! by GNUman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, as long as if asked for a beer it doesn't give me something that tastes almost, but not quite, completely unlike beer... then they're on the right track...

    2. Re:Barmonkey! by CaseyB · · Score: 2

      "Tea, Long Island, Iced."

    3. Re:Barmonkey! by plover · · Score: 2

      "Barmonkey."
      tweedle-fwoop
      "Ale, Romulan. Neat."
      bleep!

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  12. Linux good for you health! by GreyPoopon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Coupled with the latest study on alcohol and the heart, it looks like we can now officially say that Linux is good for your health!

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    1. Re:Linux good for you health! by bytesmythe · · Score: 2

      This is good news, because dese nuts are bad fo' yo' health.

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  13. Nice concept by j_kenpo · · Score: 2

    This is actually a very interesting idea. Although its cool that its being done on Linux, it doesnt mean that it couldnt be done on Windows. But its still a cool concept. Ill probally end up building one for myself since I cant mix drinks to save my life.

    1. Re:Nice concept by neurojab · · Score: 2, Informative

      Using windows would almost double their budget, so I think it's fair to say it can only be done cheaply and legally with a free OS.

    2. Re:Nice concept by j_kenpo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Now that I think about it, this is actually a very good money making idea. This could work wonders in resturaunts and bars where heavy volume is a problem. Id probally do it a little differently so instead of reservoirs you just attach the actual bottle to it (similar to the Jaggermeister dispensers if youve ever seen one), but if youve ever seen resturaunt employees who have to wait on an overworked bar staff, you could imagine the potential for this. This is actually a very interesting idea, I give props to the creators..

    3. Re:Nice concept by gordie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Already being done! Most of the bars at Casinos use automated bar tenders. The guy in the "monkey suite" just presses a button and out comes your drink. No chance of "over pouring" and giving out too strong a drink. Don't want too loose money by not maximising the number of drinks per liter of booze!!!

    4. Re:Nice concept by grub · · Score: 3, Funny



      Ah! Found the agreement...

      This Drink Mixing and Consuming Agreement (DMCA) is between Microsoft Corporation (known hereon as The Company) and yourself (known hereon as The Consumer).

      The Consumer agrees that all recipes and formulations for any and all potables known by The MS-BarMonkey and any and all future additions to the drink library are the property of The Company.

      The Consumer agrees that The Consumer will not attempt formulating these consumables without the use of the MS-BarMonkey.

      The Consumer agrees that The Company may revoke this license at any time at which time The Consumer will pour all liquor and mix in their abode down the drain.

      The Consumer will not share these drink formulations with outside parties as they are The Company's trade secrets.

      ..
      ..

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    5. Re:Nice concept by monkeyserver.com · · Score: 2

      Actually I believe it is, and cheaper than water too. Man, it's all about those Pusser's Painkillers (#3 please :)

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    6. Re:Nice concept by Craig+Davison · · Score: 2
      Its just like those coffee shops that have one click espresso drinks. Those suck, there is just no love in the drink and you can taste it.

      You can hardly compare the two. "Espresso" machines usually use instant coffee, or they have the ground coffee sitting in some nasty moist plastic container all day long.

      However, mixing alcoholic drinks is mixing alcholic drinks. All the ingredients are premade anyway (and pop/soft drinks come from a pump anyway!) and alcohol doesn't go bad when it sits out. Any monkey can pour two things together (hence the name of the Bar-Monkey, I guess).

  14. But..... by pimpmaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can it make a Flaming Homer..

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    1. Re:But..... by VikingBerserker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Considering how Slashdot's treating the site, I'd say about all this helper monkey will do for now is say "Pray for Mojo."

    2. Re:But..... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2

      How 'bout a Holy Bartender?

    3. Re:But..... by SuperDuG · · Score: 2
      Asrael NO!

      ugh, I'm going straight to hell for knowing movies too well.

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  15. Well, you know... by warpSpeed · · Score: 4, Funny
    This might be the closest some geeks get to "sex on the beach" on demand.

    1. Re:Well, you know... by oliverthered · · Score: 2

      This would be the case, but I don't see any strawbery on the list of ingredients.

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  16. Re:slashdot by Ninja+Master+Gara · · Score: 2

    heh maybe they were using apache on the linux monkey as the web server. /. shut down the bar and crashed the party :(

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  17. I want one by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it require a designated driver?

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    1. Re:I want one by sapped · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, just a signed driver.

    2. Re:I want one by Obsequious · · Score: 2

      Not if you don't mind if it crashes.

  18. Expected Rapid Growth? by T-Kir · · Score: 2

    Currently has 30 registered user accounts, with expected rapid growth as people cease being broke.

    This part is also right before the CounterCentral number of 860... there is certainly going to be rapid growth in traffic as well as interest.

    Oh, and are there enough people out there who will "cease being broke"... the inverse of which now also happens to be the state of their site!

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  19. Needs ice by D3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I didn't see ice being dispensed. How about a Lego robotic arm to grab a couple cubes and toss them in the glass!

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    1. Re:Needs ice by StandardDeviant · · Score: 2

      ice sucks. cool the reservoirs if you want cold drinks, but leave the damn liquor alone!

  20. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Bahaha that was a great scene.

    For those of you who missed the reference, it's from the highly underrated Fifth Element. This guy is pouring out his heart to a bartender, and asks if he knows what he means.

    Camera angle cuts over and the bartender's a robot. It shakes it's head no and askes "You want some more?", which is funny since that's pretty much the reaction I've gotten from human bartenders the two or three times I've gone to drown serious sorrows.

  21. finally, an appropriate use of technology by DJSpray · · Score: 5, Funny

    Using an unreliable battery-operated device to replace a pad and paper to store names and addresses? Nope.

    Making our lives miserable and giving us the attention span of hyperactive gnats by making us always available for harassment via telemarketers, pages, e-mails, and instant messages? Nope.

    Giving us carpal tunnel syndrome and tendonitis just to move a cursor around the screen or pilot Mario around? Nah.

    Making it so our kids can't use a paper library or fix their own spelling errors? No way...

    Making it so the documents and esigns we spend our lives writing and creating have a recoverable life span less than a tenth that of the lowest-grade _paper_ available? Not even close...

    Mixing a perfect gin and tonic? Now THAT'S technology!!!

  22. too bad... by trybywrench · · Score: 5, Funny

    it doesn't have a web server built in then we could /. it and keep people from getting there drinks. Maybe a fight would break out and spread to the street. A few bystanders get involved and we have the first /riot.

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  23. Sounds fun... a digest. by Duds · · Score: 5, Funny

    Right, let's get some of these out of the way

    - Can it mix a flaming Homer?
    - To add a new drink do you need to recompile the kernal
    - Can you get KPeanuts?
    - It'd do it in 9 seconds if it ran Gnome
    - To get ice do you have to type MixScotch -ice
    - Ah, but will it listen to how bad your day was. "Barmonkey? yeah Windows 98 crashed again"

    Hmm, that's probably all of the non technical posts for this story.

    1. Re:Sounds fun... a digest. by jdreed1024 · · Score: 2
      You forgot:

      "10 seconds? But I'm thirsty now!"

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    2. Re:Sounds fun... a digest. by Duds · · Score: 2

      Yes, but then Eliza would get drunk.

      "Will Windows 98 crashed again be my friend"
      "Eliza so lonley"
      "Eliza never find true love"

    3. Re:Sounds fun... a digest. by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      It'd do it in 9 seconds if it ran Gnome Nah-- on a 80486, it would probably take 90 seconds if it was running KDE or GNOME.

      - To get ice do you have to type MixScotch -ice
      Nope-- from the MixScotch man page

      -c chill-- run through cooling device first
      -e Extended (depricated, but intended to be backwards compatible with version 1.0.0). Use -Ei instead.
      -E Expression ("type=[blended,single],size=[1-5])
      -i Interactive: Confirm input.
      -r --Rocks Serve with ice (on the rocks)

      The correct syntax is MixScotch --Rocks or MixScotch -r, and if you type MixScotch -ice, you will get involved in an archaeic, depricated command line.

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    4. Re:Sounds fun... a digest. by istartedi · · Score: 2

      If you try to get Brass Monkey from the Bar-Monkey, will the stack overflow?

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  24. But can it... by kaosrain · · Score: 2

    Does it know how to mix a Slashdotting, on the rocks?

  25. $235?... by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... Does that include the drinks?

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  26. Harvey Mudd? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wasn't that the guy Captain Kirk condemned to live w/a bunch of robot replicas of his wife?

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    1. Re:Harvey Mudd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Harcourt Fenton Mudd, actually.

  27. Mirror? by McFly69 · · Score: 2

    Anyone has a mirror? Monkey is already dead :(

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  28. 10 Seconds? by GMontag · · Score: 4, Funny

    TEN Seconds? For crying out loud! That is an eternity when my glass is empty! Human bartenders are much quicker, well after I get them properly trained.

    Then again, this thing might be a lot faster with draft Fosters only, rather than having all of thos other confusing ingrediants mucking things up.

    1. Re:10 Seconds? by cetan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fosters: Australian for Shit-Beer-We-Send-To-The-States-And-Laugh-When-The y-Drink-It...

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    2. Re:10 Seconds? by jimmyphysics · · Score: 2, Funny

      why not use piss instead? tastes the same as fosters.

  29. Combinations... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    The bar holds 16 ingredients with which it can currently mix 188 drinks stored in its drink database. Total project cost: $235."

    16^2-16 = 240. Where'd the rest of them go? :-)

    Now imagine if you will, a Linux powered lunch counter cook...

    Man: Well, what've you got?

    Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

    Oh, wait, it's already been predicted. Nevermind.

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    1. Re:Combinations... by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That should really be 16! (2, 092, 278, 988, 000), not 16^2 - 16, as a drink may consist of more than two ingredients (whether or not the glass could contain 16 measures is another matter). However, I hope it wouldn't suggest Coke and Tonic, 'cos that'd be nasty.

  30. Text from main page by missing000 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Bar Monkey
    Designed and Implemented by Steven Avery, Dustin Cooper, and Brad Greer
    of Harvey Mudd College

    The Bar Monkey, simply put, is a vending machine that serves mixed drinks. It houses 16 reservoirs which currently contain the following ingredients:

    * Vodka
    * Rum
    * Tequila
    * Whiskey
    * Gin
    * Amaretto
    * Triple Sec
    * Kahlua (or coffee liqueur)
    * Midori (or melon liqueur)
    * Orange Juice
    * Pineapple Juice
    * Cranberry Juice
    * Sour Mix
    * Cola*
    * Tonic*
    * Grenadine*

    *Ingredients currently under consideration for replacement

    Using these 16 ingredients, a total of 188 different drinks can be made, with the included ability to add ounce increments of each ingredient to customize (or create) a drink. The drink database is easy to update and nearly infinitely expandable.

    Customers sign up for a user account, for which they are assigned a unique, 5-digit, hexadecimal PIN. The account is debit-based, with each drink charging the customer at cost for the drink they are purchasing, automatically deducting from their account balance.

    All told, the project took about 3 months and $235 to complete. It is worth mentioning, however, that the LCD (the most expensive single component) was donated (approx. value: $100+), and various other components were otherwise acquired for free. The Bar Monkey was graciously funded by West Dorm HMC, even though we were overbudget by $85. Continual maintenance and occasional improvements are still always a concern.
    Some Pictures:

    Beta Testing
    Here's the cabinet when it was just a few shelves holding empty 2-liter bottles. One pump is hooked up to the computer for the purpose of taking time-constant data.

    Soldering I
    Having collected the time-constant data, Steve and Brad dutifully solder half-inch jumpers to each of the 4 leads on each of the 16 relays. Neither of us knows, to this day, why we did this outside.

    Soldering II
    Closeup of the meticulous but tedious jumper-soldering process.

    Bartop Under Construction
    The unfinished bartop, with various tools, containers, and other helpful things strewn across it in the midst of hard work.

    The Monkey's Central Nervous System
    The finished relay board, connected to the computer via parallel ports. The computer is running the Bar Monkey program, which displays the drink code prompt on the LCD.

    LCD and Keypad Closeup
    The above-mentioned drink prompt, but closer.

    Behind the Scenes of the Relay Board
    It looks really nice and neat on top, but the relay board was quite possibly the most difficult part of the entire project. What you see here are 16 relays, 16 diodes, 16 resistors, 16 transistors, and approximately 70 small segments of wire (not counting the 64 jumpers).

    Inside the Finished Product I (shown above)
    Pretty self-explanatory. The pumps and their respective reservoirs in place, the computer and relay board safely tucked on a shelf, the LCD behind a half-inch of acrylic, and all the tubes pulled through the PVC dispenser neck.

    Inside the Finished Product II
    Same as above, but from a different angle.

    Electronics Closeup
    The LCD, with extension cable to the keypad and serial cable to the computer, is at the top right. The bottom of the computer is unimpressive, though dominant in the frame, and the relay board is seen off to the side.

    Outside the Finished Product
    Here we see the Bar Monkey as customers see it, complete with Dustin's excellent stencil design and the nozzle, which is removable for cleaning.

    The Finished Bartop
    The top of the Bar Monkey, covered in rugged black plastic with a viewing window for the LCD.
    Finished LCD and Keypad Closeup
    It still looks pretty much the way it did when it was unfinished, only now it isn't just laying on the floor.

    Drink Confirmation
    The true beginning of the customer's experience with the Bar Monkey.

    Technical Specs:

    * Runs a program written in C by Dustin Cooper, in Linux.
    * Bartop is approximately four feet above the ground.
    * Holds approximately 1.75 liters of each ingredient.
    * Uses 16 windshield washer pumps run by a 12V adaptor. Pumps are connected in parallel and run sequentially by the program.
    * Dispenses an 8 oz. mixed drink in less than 10 seconds.
    * Currently has 30 registered user accounts, with expected rapid growth as people cease being broke.

    CounterCentral hit counters
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    1. Re:Text from main page by digerata · · Score: 2

      The question is, What did they use to interface the computer with the relays? Digital IO boards are usually relatively expensive. The 8bit boards, with 8 inputs and 8 outputs, I've seen in the past were around $400 a piece.

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    2. Re:Text from main page by nizo · · Score: 2
      The Bar Monkey
      Designed and Implemented by Steven Avery, Dustin Cooper, and Brad Greer
      of Harvey Mudd College

      Wait, this wasn't someone's graduate project was it???

    3. Re:Text from main page by The_Rook · · Score: 2

      only 188 drinks? with 16 ingredients shouldn't there be a lot more potential combinations?

      my boy's book of mathematics says that the number of permutations of distinguishable objects should be n!. but n! just gives the total number of permutations of 16 objects (abc is different from bac, which doesn't make sense when mixing drinks where order doesn't count) and doesn't take into account combinations of fewer than n objects.

      combinations count the number of instances where order is not important.

      C=n!/(n-r)!r! where r is the number of items in each combination. butn this still doesn't take into account that not all drinks use all 16 ingredients. so we need to sum up the combinations for the number of drink ingrdients r = 1 to 16.

      this should come to a total of 65,534 possible drinks, including 16 that are not mixed at all.

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    4. Re:Text from main page by The_Rook · · Score: 2

      i'm sorry, i forgot to count the drink that uses all 16 ingrdients. that makes for 65,535 possible combinations. assuming that all ingredients are used in equal quantities, of course.

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    5. Re:Text from main page by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I wondered about that. I suspect it would be OK, since screenwash additive is mostly ethanol. Now, if the plastic bodies were attacked by ethanol, this would mean the pumps wouldn't last long, and since the washer pumps and pipes *seriously* outlast the metal bodywork (I've dug scrap cars out of gravel pits where the only recognisable things left were the washer pipes, the wiring harness, and plastic trim) I don't think it's a problem. They are usually polypropylene or nylon, both generally food-safe (actual food-safe plastic is *guaranteed* to be food-safe, but is usually just the same as ordinary plastic).

      The pumps usually come in two types - an "impeller" pump like a washing machine pump, which is basically a little plastic fan inside a curved volute with an outlet. These are the ones that sit at the bottom of the washer bottle. The other kind have a squashy rubber impeller, that acts more like a compressor than a fan. I'd be a little worried about this shedding bits of rubber into the drinks. This appears to be the type of pump they're using. I'm sure it's probably just as safe as drinking in a pub, as long as you wash the drinks lines through regularly.

      Imagine draining the lines... You'd get about a pint of *everything* mixed together. Might be quite nice, but I doubt you'd be capable of telling anyone for quite some time after.

    6. Re:Text from main page by RollingThunder · · Score: 3, Informative

      They basically made their own IO board.

      The relays use the individual signal lines off the parallel cable to turn on and off, and relays are needed to ramp up to the 12v that the motors require.

      I did something similar to this in grade eight electronics, by hacking a radio shack armatron to connect to a TRS-80, by soldering in wires to the control panel surfaces, and relays to up the voltage from the parallel port. Worked great, I was able to make the robot pick up a box of screws, turn, and dump them all over.

      Timing was an issue, though, because the armatron did multiple things at a slower rate than if it was doing them seperately - presumably a current draw problem, which I wonder if these guys needed to address, or if they just have a powerful enough 12V supply that it can run all 16 at once without rate changes.

    7. Re:Text from main page by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      Would you like a gin and tonic, or a tonic and gin?

  31. YESSS!!! by Sun+Tzu · · Score: 2
    Now That's what I'm Talkin' about!

    Send us your Linux Sysadmin articles!

  32. Harry Mudd College? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2

    Isn't that the academic institution where all the teachers are androids who wear a necklace with the course number they teach on it (and otherwise almost tend to look like each other)?

    And didn't I hear the headmaster android was named Stella?

    Or was all that something in a dream I had last night?

    1. Re:Harry Mudd College? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2

      So it wasn't a dream? Thank heaven for that!

      Aren't all the female students there required to be on some kind of medication? Venus pills or something?

    2. Re:Harry Mudd College? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2

      normally, the women don't need to be "pumped up by a drug"

      I won't argue that.

      But it's not whether or not they need the drug.

      It's whether or not Harry Mudd decides they should be taking it. And considering the type of male Harry Mudd is, I'm sure he wants his women as...., well, as "venus-y" as possible.

  33. The Obvious Question by limekiller4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you beowulf them do you get an AA meeting?

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  34. The Linux by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny

    1 can of Mountain Dew
    2 shots Finlandia vodka
    splash of triple-sec
    twist of lime
    straw for networking

    Serve with ice.

    Made this up as a joke at an ACM party back in college (we had a "Windows" too, but it was horrible and weak), but the Linux continues to be a favorite of mine.

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    1. Re:The Linux by asparagus · · Score: 2

      ...we had a "Windows" too, but it was horrible and weak...

      You were mixing it correctly. If it weren't for the millions of people who don't know you can order anything else, nobody'd buy it.

      (cue XP drink who claims they've fixed the formula)

      I know, it's a cheap shot...isn't that what we're about? /me finds bottle of Prestige...

    2. Re:The Linux by Metrol · · Score: 2

      I'm still working on "The OSX", "The BSD", and "The Solaris".

      The BSD:
      80 year old Bourbon.
      Neat.

      No fluff. No sweetening. Just pure unadulterated whiskey straight from it's origins and matured to perfection.

      Enough of these in the evening will most certainly guarantee a visit by the little daemon fella himself in the morning.

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    3. Re:The Linux by sharkey · · Score: 2
      Windows:
      • 1 oz. Jagermeister
      • 2 oz. Tequila (wells)
      • 1 oz. Triple Sec
      • 1 dirty jock strap
      • 6 tbsp sugar
      • Mt. Dew or Jolt
      • Highball (or other 8 oz.) glass
      • 1 sparkly foil parasol, the largest you can find
      • Glitter & glue
      • Ice - Cubed, not crushed
      Strain tequila through dirty jock into cocktail mixer to represent purity level of code. Add Jagermeister for the expected gag factor. Pour in Triple Sec to add that hint of fruit, but it's not Apple, uh-uh, no way. Add suger and shake violently.

      Fill glass about halfway with ice cubes, pur drink into glass. Top off with Mt. Dew.

      Use glitter to write START on sparkly parasol, place in glass. Serve.

      (Lip of glass may be garnished with aresenic to "protect the recipe")

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  35. If they were smart... by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    they'd make sure that they put the 'tip jar' server on a more robust machine!

    hmmmm.... I wonder if they're set up so I can use paypal to buy those guys a drink?

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  36. Hmm, SPAM risk.. by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have to sign-up for an AdultCheck(TM) ID before you can get an account.

  37. finally by andih8u · · Score: 2, Funny

    a sysadmin job you can really love

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  38. YOU KILLED MABEL! by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember kids, prior to a thorough slashdotting, always remember to mount a scratch BARMONKEY!

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  39. nice guts, bad user interface by extra88 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My biggest beef with the interface is you have to enter a numeric code to pick a drink thus requiring some chart of all 188 drinks. Once you've partaken of the Monkey a few times, are you really going to be manage it? A-ha! The interface is intentially difficult to act as a throttle on consumption. Once you're sufficiently drunk, you can't manage to order another.

    For v.2 I'd use a bigger LCD and display actual drink names, possibly grouped hierarchically by type or primary ingredient. Drink numbers would remain to act as a shortcut for patrons who remember the number of a drink they order often. A touch screen would kick ass but I think they're less robust and more expensive.

    Since each patron has an account, I'd give it a "The Usual" button which could be set for each patron. Instead of a PIN, I'd also consider a card swipe. They're students so they could use their student ID as the card.

    1. Re:nice guts, bad user interface by extra88 · · Score: 2

      Good idea! And with only 188 drinks, there wouldn't be too many options for each letter. the 2 line LCD would probably be sufficient for that.

    2. Re:nice guts, bad user interface by extra88 · · Score: 2

      You never know, you could get a Shirley Temple, minus the cherry.

      Maybe they should add "keypad mashing" detection to automaticallly dispense coffee.

    3. Re:nice guts, bad user interface by extra88 · · Score: 2

      How about barcodes? Barcodes are even easier, they plug into the PS/2 port and deliver the barcode just as a string of numbers as if they were typed on a keyboard.

  40. Problem by Sh0t · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only problem of course is soon coke will be sending out viruses that turn all the pepsi formulas into shit so people migrate away from pepsi. Or something like that...

  41. I'm not satisfied by crawdaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Until we figure out a way to make a distributed system of these so that my Bar-Monkey can use someone else's liquor, I'm not interested.

  42. Liquor, Liquor, everywhere by wizarddc · · Score: 3, Interesting
    And not a drop (of water) to drink. GUess they like their drinks pretty strong at Harvey Mudd.


    The Bar Monkey, simply put, is a vending machine that serves mixed drinks. It houses 16 reservoirs which currently contain the following ingredients:

    * Vodka
    * Rum
    * Tequila
    * Whiskey
    * Gin
    * Amaretto
    * Triple Sec
    * Kahlua (or coffee liqueur)
    * Midori (or melon liqueur)
    * Orange Juice
    * Pineapple Juice
    * Cranberry Juice
    * Sour Mix
    * Cola*
    * Tonic*
    * Grenadine*
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    Th
    1. Re:Liquor, Liquor, everywhere by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      Uh? Tonic is water...

      In fact 7 of the 16 ingredients are non-alcoholic. Care for a Shirley Temple?

    2. Re:Liquor, Liquor, everywhere by cosyne · · Score: 2

      Don't worry, there's a drinking fountain in the dorm lounge. And a keggerator. And there's a driking fountain upstairs too, which was apparently plubmed for beer at some point.
      But yeah, some mudders do drink a lot.

  43. Since it runs Linux... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..does that mean the drinks are "Free?"

    1. Re:Since it runs Linux... by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 2

      Harvey Mudd College != Club Tropicana

  44. Re:Heavy task load. by s0l0m0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about the fact that it's a server that serves drinks?

    Who cares what OS it runs.. It can get you drunk.

  45. This reminds me... by CoderByBirth · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...of a machine at my university:
    "The Stochastic Bartender"
    Basically, it's a modified slotmachine, where instead of the three cherries, bananas and apples, there is a type of hard liquor, one liqueur and one mixer.

    Drinks from The Stochastic Bartender cost half, on one condition - you only get to pull that lever once.

    I'm telling you - that devil piece of machinery can come up with some truly repulsive shit:
    4cl Bäska Droppar ("Bitter Drops", Swedish vodka spiced with wormwood, this stuff makes you feel like a man)
    Blue Curacao
    Grapefruite juice

  46. Windshield washer pumps! by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This guy is using windshield washer pumps to move the fluids.

    YUCK!

    Sorry, I'd rather use something less likely to contaminate the fluid I was moving.

    A peristaltic pump would be far better - you get volumetric measuring free, and you can use medical grade non-contaminating tubing.

    1. Re:Windshield washer pumps! by cybermace5 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, peri pumps are great. We have hundreds of impeller pumps to recirculate ink on our presses, and the are always dying, going off balance, or developing other problems. Plus, they have to be meticulously cleaned with every ink color change. We're moving to peri pumps exclusively in the next few months...just rinse out or throw away the tube, snap in, and go.

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      ...
    2. Re:Windshield washer pumps! by Juggle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From the materials in the pump - windshield washer pumps are not food-safe and are not a very good choice for this project.

      That was one of my big questions when I first read this - how do they transfer the liquids.

      Why even bother with pumps in the first place. Why not use gravity and solenoids food grade solenoids are a LOT cheaper than food grade pumps and you can get them for about $10 each at most RV dealers - sometimes less if you buy in bulk. Then just use a PWM setup like a fuel injector to measure out the amounts of each liquid.

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    3. Re:Windshield washer pumps! by CDS · · Score: 3, Funny

      When I was in college, a friend related a story from when he was in high school. He thoroughly cleaned out his windshield washer system (pump, reservoir, tubing, etc) and ran the tubing to a nozzle under the dash. He then filled the reservoir with alcohol , and was able to make his own mixed drinks while road-tripping. He even hooked up a reversible pump so if he ever got pulled over, he could just suck the drink back into the reservoir!

      (yeah I know, DISGUSTING. and STUPID too!! but he was in high school, so he was young & stupid by definition :) )

      Anyway, his "system" worked great until one day when his dad used the car & the windshield was dirty.......

    4. Re:Windshield washer pumps! by labratuk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah I think those would be great. Unfortunately the ones you were pointing to were specialised and very expensive. I think a good alternative would be to go to your local model shop and buy a fuel pump. These are used for getting the fuel into model planes etc. These are almost always peristaltic pumps. You can either get a ready motorised one or get a manual one and hook up a stepper motor to it for precision.

      As long as they've never been used to pump fuel they should be fine, plus as they are designed to pump fuels the alchohol should not make it perish or degrade.

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    5. Re:Windshield washer pumps! by Brownstar · · Score: 2

      Because that only works well for non-carbonated beverages.

      In college my friends and I tried making a drink maker similar to the that, but the pressure build up from the carbonation would leak out all of the pop. And we didn't really want to spend the money on fancy pumps that could handle the pressure.

    6. Re:Windshield washer pumps! by wowbagger · · Score: 2

      I was more linking to provide people with the idea of what a peristaltic pump was, rather than suggesting that the items in that search should have been used.

    7. Re:Windshield washer pumps! by wowbagger · · Score: 3, Informative

      I never said what they did was not ingenious.

      Strapping a rocket to your back while wearing skis might also be considered ingenious.

      That does NOT mean that it is not DANGEROUS.

      Using a non-food grade pump to handle things you plan on ingesting is a bad idea. When the substance you plan on moving consists of one of the world's premire polar solvent mixes, it become downright DANGEROUS.

      Sorry, but I used to design industrial robotics for a living - perhaps I am just a bit harder to impress than most.

    8. Re:Windshield washer pumps! by Ouroboro · · Score: 2

      A peristaltic pump would be far better...

      Except that the peristaltic pump cost way more than a windshield washer pump. I didn't do a lot of comparison shopping, but just one of the peristaltic pumps looks like it costs more than the entire rest of the project.

      --
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    9. Re:Windshield washer pumps! by runswithd6s · · Score: 2
      I can't imagine a peristaltic pump would be difficult to build. Take a look at this animation to see what I mean. It's simply an electric motor with three or four arms to which rollers are attached. The rollers pinch the tubing and squeeze it along it's track until it lifts off the tube on the other side. In the mean time, another roller contacts the tube on the far side and continues the sequence. Simple, clean, and cheap. An added advantage is that you can't burn out these pumps when no fluid is present...

      Pumps are only expensive because the include nice housings, some logic circuits to control the motors, and include service warranties. It shouldn't be too hard to construct your own parastolic pump with some very simple components: a 12 volt battery, a small electric motor ($3.50 at radio shack, though you *may* want a little more power), some ABC plastic for the disk that holds the rollers, the rollers themselves, tubing, screws, and a piece of wood to carve the 1/3rd circle track. If they're already wiring up relays for the controller board, purchase electronic solenoid valves for fluid control. The system is less complicated, fewer moving parts, and more robust.

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    10. Re:Windshield washer pumps! by F00F · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's a good story about the windshield washer pumps that I haven't seem anybody tell yet. Before I tell it, though, I need to say a few quick things. The first is that I've spent a fair amount of time with Harvey Mudd students recently, and they tend to be seriously gifted individuals. I've also spent time with M.I.T., CalTech, and Rose Hulman students (to name a few), and I have to say that the Mudders are seriously underrated on the global undergraduate stage. These folks are personable, inquisitive, dedicated, and enormously talented. And funny. Really funny.

      Forgive me if I'm telling it wrong, this is second- and third-hand information.

      Not long after the bar monkey became operational, it was being used over the course of an evening to serve cocktails in the lounge. When the students retired for the evening, they deactivated the monkey and left to finish their 'stems homework and whatnot. Later that night, there was a localized power disruption, though I don't know its duration. What I do know is that the monkey wasn't on a UPS of any sort (and for $200, can you really blame them?) and lost power.

      When power was restored, and the machine booted back into linux, the parallel port data bits were apparently all lifted high at some point in the boot process. This, unfortunately, meant that all of the liquor-dispensing windshield wiper pumps were briefly activated. Now, as someone who has hooked a large inductive load to a DC power supply can attest, the momentary current draw of having all of these pumps simultaneously active was not negligible. In fact, it overwhelmed the power supply, but only after a shot of Bottle 1 + Bottle 2 had been dispensed onto the floor. Vodka and rum, I believe it was.

      Now, when the power supply sensed its overcurrent condition (I believe this is how the story goes), it did the noble thing and: rebooted. You can see where this is going: lather, rinse, repeat. The rebooting webmonkey once again lifted its data pins high, once again tripped the power supply overcurrent sensor, and once again rebooted the monkey (all the while dispensing yet another tasty shot of Bottle 1+Bottle 2 onto the floor).

      By the time someone came back to check on the monkey in the morning (a few hours later), the monkey had apparently drenched the floor in vodka, and was still rebooting. I'm told only bottles 1 and 2 were drained, and that the rest of the precious nectar was left intact inside the monkey.

      I'm convinced that nobody who witnessed the aftermath of this event will ever again neglect the power cycling / bootstrapping phase of an electronic device. I don't have a link to it, but I seem to remember AT&T having a similar problem with their switching software across the Atlantic seaboard, maybe six or seven years ago. You can draw your own conclusions, but if I were trying to hire a hardware engineer (not that there's really any other kind, you wimpy IT CS MIS MSCE slashdot derelicts), I'd give much greater weight to their ability to explain the projects they've completed (and the associated lessons learned), than I would to a 4.0 GPA or a Cisco certificate of trainability.

      Mudd grads (math, science, engineering, and other) are presently worth four times their weight in silver the first year after they graduate -- and that's a bargain. They should be worth at least one twenty-fifth their weight in rhodium.

    11. Re:Windshield washer pumps! by cybermace5 · · Score: 2

      Wasn't Harvey Mudd started by some individuals from Rose-Hulman? Mudd was on my short list, but I ended up going to Rose.

      Not that it's helped: managed to graduate after four years in 2002 and still looking. Nobody I've talked to believes the projects I've done were more important than a 4.0 GPA, or thinks I'm worth four times my weight in silver. Probably closer to low-grade steel, or plastic.

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      ...
  47. Of course not by rblancarte · · Score: 3, Funny

    Haven't you heard the motto: Avoid Drinking and Driving - get drunk at home.

    RonB

    --
    It is human nature to take shortcuts in thinking.
    1. Re:Of course not by killthiskid · · Score: 2

      Why drink and drive when you could smoke and fly? =)

  48. Bar Monkey... by Maeryk · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Make me a Pangalactic Gargleblaster!"

    (bar Monkey: "Fizzle Pop POOF" halon goes off.. etc)

    Seriously.. all I need is one of these, a large funnel, my T-3 cranial and a really good thought-robotic typey arm program and life will be GRAND!

    Maeryk

    --
    Feminine Protection? What is that? A chartreuse flame thrower?
  49. I want one! by davidmcn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is awesome! This has plausable commercial implications. How nice would it be to goto a bar and not have to worry about tipping someone, you just slide your credit card or insert your money and select your drink and you get it in 10 seconds. If I owned a bar I would consider it. After all, the money stuff would be pretty standard to implement, people have been doing stuff like that for years. So say you need 3 for your bar to operate efficiently and you would normally have 2 bartenders working. So you spend $500 a piece on the robots, and you normally pay 2 bartenders $5/hour+tips to work the bar and your bar is open from noon to 3 am each day. That accounts for $150/day in employee expenses.

    Now you implement the robots and your initial investment in them is $1500 and cost to run is literally nothing but electricity. In addition you would need 1 person there responsible for checking IDs and swapping out liquours, so that is say $100/day because you aren't giving the person tips anymore. You've saved yourself approximately $50/day in operating costs which means in 30 days the robots have paid for themselves and you see profits increase by $50/day which over the course of the year is $18,250. I'd say this is a bloody good idea if someone had the resources to market and mass produce this.

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    1. Re:I want one! by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2

      "How nice would it be to goto a bar and not have to worry about tipping someone"

      Dude, if you try to replace Sharon at nanny obriens with a fucking piece of electronic crap(granted, it nifty crap), you have to go through me to do it. ANd youll lose my business. SOme people happen to like human interaction when theyre having a beer.

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    2. Re:I want one! by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 3, Informative
      How nice would it be to goto a bar ... and select your drink and you get it in 10 seconds.

      However, this would be illegal or unwise in states where the bar owner is assumed to have liability for the actions of overly inebriated persons. Half of bartending school is how to recognize and handle customers who have had too much. Sad but true, in our litigious society.

      Not to mention that you're a cheap bastard for not wanting to tip :-).

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    3. Re:I want one! by cardshark2001 · · Score: 2


      However, this would be illegal or unwise in states where the bar owner is assumed to have liability for the actions of overly inebriated persons. Half of bartending school is how to recognize and handle customers who have had too much. Sad but true, in our litigious society.


      Errr, ever hear of a breathalizer? Add that to the barmonkey and you could ruin everybody's fun and fire your waitresses at the same time!

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    4. Re:I want one! by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Funny


      This still doesn't make sense, because even a green Linux admin is going to cost you more than 4 full-time bartenders easily.

      No machine can run without maintenance forever.

    5. Re:I want one! by cecil36 · · Score: 2

      Me too! As for a business model, I would also go after frat houses. For them, I would offer them the whole unit for $1000, and include one year of support from date of purchase. To keep the income flowing in, I would extend the support coverage for another year for $500. The frat only needs to worry about keeping the unit stocked and devising a system to set up the member accounts (like your annual dues includes $20 to spend).

    6. Re:I want one! by FleshMuppet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is awesome! This has plausable commercial implications. How nice would it be to goto a bar and not have to worry about tipping someone, you just slide your credit card or insert your money and select your drink and you get it in 10 seconds. If I owned a bar I would consider it.

      You obviously haven't spent enough time in a bar, and have never been a bartender. Bars don't sell liqour - they sell socialization. You already have a self-service bartender, it's called your home liqour cabinet. Most humans go out becuase they want to socialize. They like talking sports with Jeff behind the bar, or flirting with Suzy the cocktail waitress.

      Any bar using these would loose revenue quickly. I've been a bartender, and I can tell you this - a good tender, or a good staff can easily double or triple a bar's income. A bad one can drive customers away. A good bartender makes customers feel good... so they stay and spend more money. If that bartender makes a good enough impression, they might keep coming back and doing so on different nights. A bad bartender makes people go elsewhere. So you can have your robot bar, but I'll stick to my old-fashioned, human charisma driven service model. And come Friday night, I bet my bar will be the one that's packed.

    7. Re:I want one! by Bald+Wookie · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but you wouldn't know where your customers went. The bar might lose fifty cents when Fred pours an extra shot of Bourbon in my 'double'. What they gain in goodwill and repeat business is far more valuable. I'm not a heavy drinker, but if you make me feel like I'm getting stiffed, I'm leaving and never coming back.

      Let's face it. I'm throwing down five bucks for a dollar's worth of alcohol. If a little conversation and someone who remembers my face is too much to ask I'll give my 500% markup to someone who cares.

      Keep in mind, you don't even want exact inventory control in a bar. It maakes it harder to fudge the taxes.

  50. Never on Windows by fleener · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows would incorporate Drinking Rights Management to ensure kiddies are only served root beer.

    Before each drink request, imbibers of legal age must slide their driver's license through a slot for verification, along with the card of a preauthorized designated driver (even for home use). Remember to make each successive drink request with the same glass you used for your first request, or nefarious activity will be suspected and the tap will shut down, forcing you to call Microsoft for a reactivation code.

    1. Re:Never on Windows by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, and add to this that the drink master remembers your drinking habits including what drink, how many, what time of day, and what day of the week. As such, if the drink master feels you are overdrinking it will send your address to counselors and doctors who will then contact you by unsolicited mail. The drink master will also make your drinking habits available to your employer for a price.

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  51. Nice by ruiner13 · · Score: 2

    Now I have bar envy. And I'm thirsty. Damn you!

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  52. Re:YESSS!!!...NINNLE! by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 2

    What the hell is Ninnle anyway?

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  53. Punch the Monkey by RetroGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    So now you can punch the monkey, and it gives you a drink.

    And if you are two drunk to punch the monkey, you need to go home.....

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  54. My Question is.. by warpSpeed · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is it scalable, can it handle 32 bottle processing?

    Can it handle a Big Gulp Gin and Tonic?

    1. Re:My Question is.. by warpSpeed · · Score: 2
      Can YOU handle a Big Gulp Gin and Tonic?!

      Oh yeah! But when not drinking G&Ts I'll take a homebrew.

  55. South Park reference by zephc · · Score: 2

    Yeah, gotta get Hooked on Monkey-Linux?

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  56. Thanks Slashdot! by fobbman · · Score: 2

    "The Bar-Monkey is a bar built around a 486 running linux..."

    Thanks, guys! When the lights were down it looked a LOT better than that.

    Sucks when I get home with a coyote-ugly PC.

  57. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  58. A man walks into a bar... by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    and brings a monkey along with him. The bartender notices the monkey stealing martini olives, sticking them up his butt and then eating them.

    The bartender asks the man "What the hell is wrong with your monkey?"

    To which the man replies "He ate a cue-ball last week. Now he measures everything before he eats it."

  59. $235? Bull-crap!!! by Misha · · Score: 2

    it probably cost that three times that much in liquor over the three months...

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  60. Slightly OT by BitHive · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've always wanted to do little projects like this, where a computer controls various relays. The only thing I don't know how to do is get the computer to control them! Are there inexpensive kits that connect to, say, a serial port? I'd love it if anyone who has experience with similar things can tell me how to do this cheaply.

    1. Re:Slightly OT by cosyne · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've always wanted to do little projects like this, where a computer controls various relays. The only thing I don't know how to do is get the computer to control them! Are there inexpensive kits that connect to, say, a serial port? I'd love it if anyone who has experience with similar things can tell me how to do this cheaply.

      There's a book called Controlling the world through your PC, or something like that. It's old and comes with a floppy disk, but i recall it having schematics for hooking things up to the paralle port. You can wire it directly but you generally want opto-isolators so you can't fry your computer. You can also get a wide array of stuff to interface to the serial port. I like the motoralla 68hc11 microcontroller. It does cool shit (we actually used one in a previous barmonkey prototype), and the evaluation board with chip runs around $100. Try http://www.axman.com/
      Also, the amazon page for the above book:
      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail /-/1878 707159/103-7968018-2248661?vi=glance
      The "customers who bought this also bought this" section may be helpful

    2. Re:Slightly OT by Black_Logic · · Score: 2, Informative

      Much better would be to take a look at
      the coffe-howto on linux.org. Using
      the simple diagram I was able to turn
      off and on all the appliances in my home.

      May or may not be safe if you're not an
      electrician. Just go to home depot and
      get a couple electrical sockets and mounts
      then wire the relay(always open) to the
      sockets. Not to difficult, relays are the
      most expensive part, 20 a pop at radio
      shack, but 3 - 10 bucks at one of those mom
      and pop electrical parts resellers.

      Wasn't a difficult project, but don't forget
      the diode between your relay and parallel port.
      It'll work without it but there's a small chance
      of making your mobo become black and smelly
      (parts of it anyways)

      a quick google found the link...
      http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/mini/Coffee-2.h tml

      Good luck, be safe!

      --
      Ansi's and stupid tricks!
    3. Re:Slightly OT by dbitter1 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Automation Direct makes some cheap PLC's (for some values of cheap; relative to the big industry giants- I think they start ~$100 + $100 for the control software)

      I have written several conveyor control projects with them- you can do serial port interface using a couple different PLC protocols. Unlike building your own, they come pre-wired with manly relays for both AC (for line voltage) and DC (for motors, etc) contacts and relays (input switches and output for motors, etc).

      Programming isn't really hard if you have had an electric primer- you can do simple on/off or write really complicated logic using "virtual" interlocking relays, etc.

      If you have the money and some time, a PLC will produce a much better project IMHO than hacking together circuit boards and optoisolators, etc.

      --
      For us carnivores, "Sucking the marrow out of life" isn't a transcendentalist philosophy but a practical instruction.
  61. that monkey ... by valmont · · Score: 2

    ... is guna change my life ... i can't wait to eat that monkey!

  62. Thank good it doesn't use voice recognition by bubblegoose · · Score: 5, Funny

    After about 3 drinks this machine will be useless. Who's going to remember a 5-digit, hex PIN.

    At least it's not voice recognition, then I'd be in BIG trouble.

    I'ddd liiikke an Aba..laamba Slaammmer plleease.

    --
    I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people. - Jack Handey
    1. Re:Thank good it doesn't use voice recognition by BlueGecko · · Score: 2
      I'ddd liiikke an Aba..laamba Slaammmer plleease.
      "I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire
      Yet another example of wonderfully juxtaposed text and signature...
  63. Only 188 drinks? by ENOENT · · Score: 2

    How lame. With 16 ingredients, it ought to be able to make AT LEAST 65535 different drinks (using 0 or 1 oz. of each ingredient, dispensed into a 16 oz. glass, of course). 65536 if you count the Zen Enlightener (0 oz. of each ingredient). I'm sure that it can generate a name for each by mapping each binary drink recipe (0 vodka, 1 bourbon, 0 tequila, 1 grape soda, ...) to the corresponding integer, and assigning the drink the same name as the /. user with that ID. Sweet.

    --
    That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
    1. Re:Only 188 drinks? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

      Number of drinks possible: 65535

      Number of drinks that taste like shit: Most likely 60,000+

      It's called quality control.

      --
      retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
  64. new court excuse by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Honest, Your Honor, it was hackers who got me drunk. I only ordered orange juice."

  65. Re:Heavy task load. by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 2

    I think it's probably more to do with the ingredients than the storage capacity...

  66. Speed? by perfects · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > The Bar-Monkey is a bar built around a 486 running
    > linux that can dispense an 8 ounce mixed drink in
    > under 10 seconds

    I know, I know... If it used Windows it would take much longer.

    Doesn't the dispensing speed have a lot more to do with the pump than the OS or CPU? Why put that artificial slant on the opening paragraph?

    I mean, a GWBASIC program on a 4.77MHz XT running MS-DOS 2.0 could find an item in a list of 188 and send a control string to a pump in a very small fraction of a second.

    1. Re:Speed? by The+Bungi · · Score: 2
      Actually, VB executables run at the same speed in Windows than a C++ executable, provided they are compiled to native code instead of p-code. With the exception of some math-intensive stuff and very heavy string manipulation, there's practically no difference.

      Doesn't that just make you feel extremely dumb tho?

    2. Re:Speed? by perfects · · Score: 2

      > why bother going to the extra effort

      I guess I didn't make my point clear...

      A 486 running Linux is a fine choice. I was just questioning why the opening paragraph of the story made it sound like Linux was to be given credit for the speed of the pour. It seems the same as saying "my car, which uses a 486 chip and Linux in the dashboard, can go 100 miles an hour."

  67. Serious add-on idea by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why not have this baby track it's users by sex and approximate weight?

    Since the user would get all their drinks from the machine, it could generate a report on what a user's BAC is likely to be (x number of drinks over y amount of time, adjusted to body weight). It could flash this info the the user everytime they buy a drink, so they know if they're going to be over the legal limit for driving or if they're getting close to dangerous levels. Hell, the barmonkey could even cut people off.

    "I'm sorry, the Monkey says you've had enough, dude."

    --
    Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
    1. Re:Serious add-on idea by trentfoley · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ...the barmonkey could even cut people off.

      "I'm sorry, the Monkey says you've had enough, dude."

      This feature would dramatically reduce the MTBF of the unit. Clinical tests have shown that human bartenders, having arms -- and frequently firearms, can get away with this behavior. However, defenseless mechanical devices tend to be smashed in to little pieces.

    2. Re:Serious add-on idea by sean23007 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, have you ever tried to ask a slightly drunk woman her weight? If the Barmonkey had a face, it would get slapped rather often. Trust me...

      --

      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
    3. Re:Serious add-on idea by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 3, Funny
      Why not have this baby track it's users by sex and approximate weight?

      select name, phone from users where sex='F' and drunk=True and approximate_weight=Whatever you like

      --

      - In Capitalist America, law violates YOU!

  68. I don't like it... by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

    Some of the charm of buying mixed drinks at a bar is figuring out which bars and bartenders mix them *just* right for your tastes. This is too artificial...

  69. Apologies in advance. by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a drunken guy named Beowulf lying face down by a cluster of these...

    --
    --- I wish I could hear the soundtrack to my life. That way I'd know when to duck.
  70. Backups by xrayspx · · Score: 2

    Always mount a scratch monkey

    Especially in cases where alcohol is involoved, don't want the natives getting restless when the Monkey dies.

  71. Some Suggested Improvements by bluveinr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. Random Mode:

    -Dispenses a random drink of the 188 to the indecisive party-goer.

    2. Random Mix Mode:

    -Randomly mixes the available ingredients for the adventurous party-goer

    3. Breathalyzer based cutoff

    - Prevents users from drinking when they reach a certain BAL. Or makes a fun game to see who can blow the highest.

    4. Built in Drinking Games

    - Electronic quarters, name that TV theme, etc. Penalty drinks automatically assessed.

  72. Scratch Monkey by FunkyRat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ahh! I used up my mod points yesterday... Please someone mod the parent up -- this is really funny! And for those who don't get the reference...

    Long version: http://www.acme.com/jef/netgems/scratch_monkey.htm l
    Short version: http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/scrat ch-monkey.html

  73. Re:Its name is Mudd by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 2

    Not Harvey Mudd.

    Harry Mudd....

    Or in full: Harcourt Fenton Mudd.

    --

    Not everyone deserves a 320i

  74. All it needs now is Clippy by Greedo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It seems like you're trying to get hammered. Would you like to make your next drink a double?"

    --
    Tuus crepidae innexilis sunt.
    1. Re:All it needs now is Clippy by wizzy403 · · Score: 2

      Nonono! This is UNIX, it needs Vigor!!

      "I see you have placed your cup in insert mode. Remember, you need to press escape to enter more Vigor commands!"

    2. Re:All it needs now is Clippy by Misch · · Score: 2

      "I can't do that, Dave. You've had too many tonight."

      --

      --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs
    3. Re:All it needs now is Clippy by cjsnell · · Score: 2

      I think it would go more like this...

      You: [key in the code for a screwdriver]

      Clippy: I see that you have dispensed orange juice. Would like Corn Flakes or Frosted Mini-Wheats to go with your breakfast.

      You: [curses]

  75. the other Harvey Mudd tradition... by Damek · · Score: 2

    Yeah, this sounds like a good idea, but it probably wouldn't mix too well with the other big Harvey Mudd College tradition. I mean, doesn't alcohol affect your sense of balance?

    1. Re:the other Harvey Mudd tradition... by frantzdb · · Score: 2

      The combination works pretty well, actually It adds to the challenge ;-)

      And no, I was never whirled for unicycling while living at West Dorm.

      --Ben

    2. Re:the other Harvey Mudd tradition... by mcmonkey · · Score: 2

      You could see a fair number of unis around West in my day (89/90), and like some other forms of life, I think the unicyclist used alcohol to facilitate reproduction.

      frosh: "Are you nuts?? That bike only has one wheel!"
      sadist: "Drink this." *hands frosh a bottle of mad dog*
      frosh: *slurring* "Two wheels are for wimps!"

      A freshman class president I was always a great believer in HMC tradition.

  76. Re:Heavy task load. by BWJones · · Score: 2

    How about the fact that it's a server that serves drinks? Who cares what OS it runs.. It can get you drunk.

    So, explain to me why you need a computer to do this? You should have a built in OS that takes care of getting drunk just fine already, so what's the deal?

    --
    Visit Jonesblog and say hello.
  77. Better still... by pokeyburro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Port Eliza to it, and it'll listen to your problems as well.

    --
    Lately democracy seems to be based on the skybox, the Happy Meal box, the X-box, and the idiot box.
    1. Re:Better still... by CoolVibe · · Score: 2
      apt-get install emacs
      start emacs
      Meta-x-doctor

      there you go :)

    2. Re:Better still... by cosyne · · Score: 2

      Port Eliza to it, and it'll listen to your problems as well.
      On a hexadecimal keypad?
      "Please tell me more about a9 d0 67 3f 7d 83 c2 17"

  78. Re:This is really cool! by Exedore · · Score: 2

    Hey, I actually have a small bar in my (finished) cellar. My wife has an old Pentium 2 that's just about due to be replaced... It seems I've found the perfect use for it.

    Behold, for this is a glorious moment! My life now has meaning!

    --

    I take drugs seriously.

  79. windshield pumps? common by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

    Why use windshield pumps? alcohol might disagree w/ the gaskets within and dump some nasty shite in your glass - ick

    Why use pumps at all? Just use relays and let gravity do its work - pinch off tubes below the bottles.

    1. Re:windshield pumps? common by Blimey85 · · Score: 2

      washer fluid is mostly alcohol so I don't think it will do anything to the gaskets.

      --
      How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
  80. Enough with the flaming Homers! by Ligur · · Score: 3, Funny

    What I wanna know is if it can make a pangalactic gargleblaster.

    --
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  81. Sewer pipe!!!!! by lindsayt · · Score: 2

    Also, I would point out that their dispenser is made out of Schedule 40 DWV PVC pipe - non-potable Drain, Waste, and Vent only pipe. They could have gotten potable CPVC pipe for just a few dollars more and then every drink wouldn't taste like chemicals.

    Of course, I guess that DWV PVC pipe is probably no worse than the windshield washer pumps...

    Still, I'd love to have their design and build one for my home bar.

    --
    I did not design this game/I did not name the stakes/I just happen to like apples/And I am not afraid of snakes-AniD
  82. Mixed drinks? by Leto2 · · Score: 2

    Real men drink beer. (real beer, not Bud of course).

    It comes 'premixed' in a bottle, very convenient...

    --
    <grub> Reading /. at -1 is like driving through Cracktown in a convertible that is stuck in 1st
  83. Re:Heavy task load. by Jouster · · Score: 2

    *ahem*

    I work with computers that run Mac OS 9 and FileMaker 5.0. They drive me to drink. Does that count?

    Jouster

  84. Re:Harry Mudd College by The_Rook · · Score: 2

    no, that was cyrano jones in "The Trouble With Tribbles."

    --
    when religion is no longer the opiate of the masses, governments will resort to real opiates.
  85. I don't know... by VistaBoy · · Score: 2

    A geeky bar like this is probably a recipe for disaster...imagine a bunch of nerds getting piss-drunk and then betting each other to go to the Linux console and typing: su root rm -rf / There goes THAT idea...

  86. Re:Heavy task load. by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
    Well, get an Apple ][ or TRS-80 to serve me alcohol, and I'll give you kudos instead...

    Once I get my brewing fridge cleaned up (lots of rust and stickers on the outside that I want to remove), I plan on setting up a II+ as a temperature controller...it should be able to start at one temperature for primary fermentation and slowly ramp the temperature down for lagering. Instead of serving alcohol, it'll assist in making the stuff. :-)

    --
    20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
  87. drinking game suggestion by The_Rook · · Score: 2

    combine the bar monkey with one of those simon games, you know, the one with the four big light up buttons that flash in a specific order and you have to match the order or you lose. only in the drinking game, every time you match the order you have to take a drink.

    or should it be anytime you miss the order you have to take a drink?

    --
    when religion is no longer the opiate of the masses, governments will resort to real opiates.
  88. Drinking Pics by barnaclebarnes · · Score: 2

    So lets get this straight....

    There are a bunch of pics of the machine being built and none of anyone getting drunk and throwing up?

    What do they do with it? Stand there, look at it and and tweak the kernel?

    Damn Geeks. ;-) /b

    --
    [Please type your sig here.]
  89. ha ha ha, M$ version is next. by twitter · · Score: 3, Funny
    Why not have this baby track it's users by sex and approximate weight? ... it could generate a report on what a user's BAC is likely to be ... Hell, the barmonkey could even cut people off.

    Hmmm, that's entirely up to the owner of the machine but your ideas will show up in the WindowBar that Bill Gates will make. It will be advertised for three years, on the market in five years, cost four times as much, give you advice you don't want, report all this info back to Microsoft, then cut you off when your license runs out. Have you seen the clippy animation where he flips you off and calls you a weenie? You will.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  90. overhead mount. by twitter · · Score: 2
    Gravity is clean. Mount the bottles overhead and make a crimped tube valve, much like old cafeteria milk dispensers, out of food grade flexible hosing. When you finish the bottle, put in a new piece of hose and all is sanitary and cheap. The challenge would be in measuring the fluid as it flows, but that sould be easy for these sleuths.

    An engineer on wiskey can be risky.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  91. $235? no way. by dnoyeb · · Score: 2

    I am assuming they did not factor in man hours. When one starts to value his time, he quickly realizes the true cost of these things.

  92. Only 188 Drinks??? by multipartmixed · · Score: 2

    Something must be wrong.

    16 elements which are either present, or not present in the glass.

    Sounds like 16 bits of storage to me.

    That means it should be able to mix 65,536 drinks. Well, 65,535 if you don't count "empty glass" as a drink.

    Naming them, OTOH, might be somewhat more complicated; although possibly entertaining.

    Maybe you could name them after famous computer numbers? For the old school hacker: drink 53280 would be a "C64 Screen Border". For the new school hacker: drink 31337 would simply be called "leet". Windows guys could drink a BSOD: drink #13; w4rez d00Dz could drink HTTPs and FTPs (80, 21). Managers could drink a "Biff" - drink # 512.

    We could serve the ladies drinks 42, 513, and 517 -- in hopes that they might be in the mood for a 79 or maybe even a quick 513. Heck, some of the ladies might even like drink #587.

    --

    Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
    1. Re:Only 188 Drinks??? by alexburke · · Score: 2

      Damnit, Wes, you made me hop over to my RHL box to find 587. Apparently Bill isn't into that kind of thing. I'll put money down, though, that you had to look at the list at least once. (And that's 513/TCP, by the way, since 42 already cleared up the 513/UDP question.)

      Nice work, though. :)

  93. I found the missing $85 by telstar · · Score: 5, Funny

    "we were overbudget by $85"

    Wonder how that happened...

    "Beta Testing"

    Nevermind...

  94. Tech Specs by Hubert_Shrump · · Score: 2

    Uses 16 windshield washer pumps run by a 12V adaptor.

    And when they're all running at once on graveyard(), man, you can feel it in your knees.

    --
    Keep your packets off my GNU/Girlfriend!
  95. Use your printer port by wowbagger · · Score: 3, Informative

    Use your computer's printer port - 8 bidirectional lines you can wiggle to make things happen.

    I'd suggest using solid state relays (SSR)'s - your printer port wouldn't drive a normal relay directly, but it could drive an SSR.

    Either that, or use the printer port to drive a transistor, then use the transistor to drive the coil on a standard relay.

    Don't forget to add a snubber network across the relay coil - either a diode or a capacitor. Otherwise the inductive kickback from the coil when you de-energize it could fry things.

  96. Re:Windshield washer pumps! - solution by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Informative

    actually the solution is to use solenoid valves and CO2.

    if you would simply buy a few old pepsi or coke premix containers that are stainless steel and simply use older but still purchaseable at low cost soda fountian parts you can have each of the canisters hold each ingredient in a fridge. pressurize each canister as they are supposed to be via CO2 and use stainless solenoid valves. you wont get super accurate dispensing unless you do aholding bottle... open valve 1 fill 1 ounce length of line, close valve one open valve 2 to dispense while valve 3 opens to purge the line to actually do the dispensing.

    I'd just go with a simple timer and open the valve for a certian time constant.. if someone accidnetly get's a stronger drink... whooptie doo.

    I discovered adding a soda bar to by basement is dirt cheap if you go for the older technology.. I purchased the premix-canisters from ebay for $5.00 each and simply use food grade tubing and CO2 is the absolute cheapest gas on the planet.

    PROBLEM... Orange juice is horribly acidic and will attack anything... including stainless steel. get low acid juice or remove that ingredient from your selection.

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  97. 12 Monkeys Reference by Wes+Janson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone else notice the reference to the Bruce Willis film 12 Monkeys? That logo on the front of the machine is identical to the 12 Monkeys logo from the movie..

  98. 12 Monkeys by delus10n0 · · Score: 2

    Did anyone notice the very nice usage of the 12 monkeys logo? Sweetness.

    --
    Not All Who Wander Are Lost
  99. but lacking wit, charm and good looks by LittleBigLui · · Score: 2, Funny

    you could always use your 1337 |-|4X0RiN6 Z|<i11Z to get free drinks! because after all, drinks want to be free!

    --
    Free as in mason.
    1. Re:but lacking wit, charm and good looks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do they want to be free as in speech or free as in b...

      Oh, wait.

  100. Where's the source? by totallygeek · · Score: 2
    Nice they note the use of Linux and c (I will assume gcc). Where is the source? I thought this was the idea behind "fun" projects or projects developed using Linux/gcc -- post the source!


    I have been kicking around a controlled lights idea, and source like this would be invaluable.

  101. Save The Cola by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

    Why are they considering replacing the cola? Much like they killed good music, stable code, and muscle cars -- the kids of today are just going to make sure whiskey and coke's are only a memory....

    Here is my vote to save the Cola. (Anyone who was thinking of joining the Mandrake CLub -- please reconsider and send to the "Save The Cola" fund instead..)

    --
    (+1 Funny) only if I laugh out loud.
  102. Re:Heavy task load. by silentbozo · · Score: 2

    Remember, with 16 ingredients the maximum possible combinations is "only" 256 different kinds of drinks. In the real world, though, it's inevitable that certain ingredients won't go together very well, so the number of possible combinations comes down, and having 188 possible combinations is a fairly reasonable number.

    Not true, given that different drinks can be mixed with the same ingredients, but in different proportions. Also, several of the "ingredients" are up for possible replacement (according to the website), so the available drinks could change. Lastly, they do mention that the machine has space for many more recipies, implying that 188 is merely a starting number of drink recipies, not an upper bound imposed by available ingredients.

    My question is, why only have 1.7 liters of each beverage available? Wouldn't you run out of drinks rather quickly in a party situation?

  103. The OSX by Otto · · Score: 2

    6 oz. of any colored alcohol of your choice (blue curacao, etc).

    Neat. In a square glass.

    --
    - Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  104. One word: BEER by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2

    Who needs an operating system that can make coffee when you can have one that makes alcoholic drinks?! Too bad it don't serve Negra Modelo. Una mas cerveza por favor!

  105. .WET Bar 2004

    Costs five times as much for the bar, plus $350 for every drinker. Default .WET Bar only works with 2 bottles. 8, 16, and 32 bottle versions cost more. And they only work with MS-Bottle shaped libations.

    Sun has a "The Bot in Bottle" version that works great with 64 bottles. HP keeps saying their version works faster, but only because their machine doesn't pour full 1oz shots.

    Apple has the most gourgous looking Bar available. It glows in the dark and floats around the room on magnets. But it only pours Apple Martini's and still doesn't run Quark.

  106. That explains a lot by one-egg · · Score: 2

    Hmmm, now I know why Dustin wasn't in class very much this fall!

  107. Re:This is what HMC is *really* known for... by frantzdb · · Score: 2

    Still human interaction and good music, as well as good drinks. Come over and have a drink sometime.

    --Ben (current Baja member)

  108. It needs one thing for real-world use by Sabalon · · Score: 2

    A hookup to the bar's water supply - how else can it water down drinks and make even more profit.

    Or like the bar across the street from my college - they used real cheap vodka to "water down" the other liquours. That way people still get drunk and buy more and they spend less on the booze.

    On the downside - your whiskey sour tasted like vodka, but the place stayed full until they widened the road.