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Microsoft Switcher Ads: Part 2

burgburgburg writes "We all recall Microsoft's last attempt to emulate the Apple Switch ads. Well, it seems they're at it again. MacNN reports that Microsoft has sent out emails to those who have recently registered MS products, looking for candidates for their 'Sensible Solutions' campaign, which will 'highlight computer professionals that have recently converted from Apple Computer products to Microsoft based systems.' Do you qualify? You must be 'a US resident with a minimum of 3 years experience as a computer professional. You must have used an Apple Computer product and a Microsoft based system as part of your work'. So when does it just stop being the sincerest form of flattery and just become utter, pathetic laziness?"

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  1. Mac User by AyeFly · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have been using computers since the late 80's. In fact, in the beginning we used AppleIIs, for artwork etc... now that im 17 years older, I have switched to Photoshop on a WinXP platform.

    would that count O:-)

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    1. Re:Mac User by gh0ul · · Score: 2, Informative

      photoshop for OSX seems a lot more stable and less bloated on my mac then it does on my windows machine, (windows machine = 1ghz with 1gig of ram, mac = 500mhz with 768 of ram)

    2. Re:Mac User by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is old news and has been bench marked. Photoshop is made for the Mac specifically, and ported to PC. Thus, your "conclusion" is only logical. Most software designed specifically for one platform and ported to another performs significantly better on it's native platform...I have no idea why you even posted.

    3. Re:Mac User by pnot · · Score: 5, Informative

      Does someone want to modernize Logo for OS X? That would rock! ;)

      Ask, and ye shall receive:

      ACSLogo for Mac OS X

    4. Re:Mac User by Peterus7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      *slightly twitchy guy*
      I used to be a mac user... And it was nice, you know, the pastel colors and easy engineering of it all... But it didn't suit my personality. I mean, I 'm the type that has nervous breakdowns every few minutes if you give me too much to do, and I'm a total conformist... That's why windows is so great for me...

  2. More requirements by yuckf00 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must also have a picture on a photo library CD.

  3. When does it start being pathetic? by Senjutsu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Right about ... now.

    1. Re:When does it start being pathetic? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the whole MS switcher ads idea is pathetic. But then again the Apple poster at my school's computer store about why to switch is equally pathetic. Looking it over I can condense it down to a sentance. "Buy an Apple Macintosh because it is a better PC than a PC is." I had to laugh that the selling point of the computer is that it is better at being what the competition is than the competition can be. Why not point out what you really have going for you. What do you have that the other guy doesn't. Sign post up ahead, you've just entered the Pathetic Zone.

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    2. Re:When does it start being pathetic? by schmink182 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Your explanation of that ad sounds eerily like how you see people try to get others to use Linux.

      Look, we have Open Office and Star Office; they're almost as good as Microsoft Office.

      Not confused enough by one desktop? Well we've got more!

  4. Hi, my name is Bob... by Sp00nMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I recently switched to Windows XP, because my Mac Powerbook is broken. So while I wait for that to get fixed, I borrowed a PC from work. I can't wait to get my Mac back.. oh wait, was I not supposed to say that? Do I still get paid?!

    1. Re:Hi, my name is Bob... by kyrre · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know this guy that actually did something like this. A webdesinger character. He has been the biggest Mac zealot since I first met him 6-7 years ago. Back then I hated the mac, the one button mouse and macos 6-8. I used GNU/Linux and was very happy with it. One year ago I got my first mac. An iBook. I love it. What happens then? His Powerbook breaksdown, and while waiting for it to return he start using XP. Now he say he is happy with it and probably will stay with XP. Now thats a path I won't follow him.

      Incidently this guys can't figure out os x.

    2. Re:Hi, my name is Bob... by qengho · · Score: 4, Interesting

      probably will stay with XP....Incidently this guys can't figure out os x.

      Without fail, the biggest whiners about OS X are those with the most Mac experience (hell, I used to be one of them). The biggest complaint seems to be "The key commands are different." I can't figure out why muscle memory is more important to these folks than rock-solid stability.

    3. Re:Hi, my name is Bob... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well... do you mean to say that the only thing that makes OS X stable is a different set of keyboard shorcuts in the Finder?

      If not, then presumably, OS X _could have_ had the exact same user interface as MacOS did, while nevertheless being stable.

      Now, in truth, I don't believe that OS X could've had the MacOS UI precisely. Firstly, it would be a bad idea, since the MacOS UI has been needing to be replaced by something better since around 1990 or so when it got about as good as it was going to get. And secondly, because aspects of its shameful Unix past would show through anyway, e.g. with the file structure, or the security model.

      Personally, my problem is that the OS X UI is worse than the MacOS UI, which I had really wanted to be able to retire for over ten years anyway. Coupled with Apple's continuing craptastic hardware specs and prices compared with x86, and given that WinXP is about as crappy as OS X is, IMO, switching away wasn't that tough a thing to do.

      Hopefully, someday, something better will come along, and I'll finally be happy. Right now, I could be on pretty much any platform and the best I'd feel would be lousy.

      Of course, I do often find myself reaching for Cmd-N to make a new folder.... (If you think I'd get rid of my Extended II keyboard, you're nuts)

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    4. Re:Hi, my name is Bob... by qengho · · Score: 2, Interesting

      given that WinXP is about as crappy as OS X is, IMO

      Keep in mind that this is release 1 of OS X, and release, well, at least 9 of Windows. I have no doubt that over the next few years OS X will come to display the same polish that the previous MacOS had. I'm in this for the long haul.

      I do often find myself reaching for Cmd-N to make a new folder

      Heh, me too. Them muscles got lots of memory.

    5. Re:Hi, my name is Bob... by MrChuck · · Score: 2
      I used a mac. I used one in 1984. A kid in the dorm got one.
      Wrote a paper or 3 on it when MacWrite could only hold 3-4 pages, and you saved and opened the next file (128k, baby!).

      Mac II came out (and eventually docs to program Macs). B&W programs running with random colors was amusing for that first month or two.

      Used them through the 80s. Helped clients buy them (film folks mainly). Mostly because the Mac folks didn't call me every couple days for basic help like the DOS folks did. Windows 3.0 came along and didn't help any. ("My disk was full, do I trashed the old version of WP by dragging it to the trash". No, the icon doesn't actually contain the file, it's just a pointer to it, you have to pretty much his DOS. Welcome back to 1982.).

      Always worked on Unix (and VMS). Film place had Unix accounting. I replaced a couple pages of commands to do backups with a shell script. The guy was delighted. But it was an old mini (I have it now) and it was terminals.

      The next job had mostly just Unix. And NeXT. I referred to the NeXT's as "Mac III". New Interface, killer OS hidden beneath (we called it "B - S - D"). Objective C and Display PS and NetInfo was just Jobs being annoying like Jobs must be.

      Thanks to poor decisions (absurdly high case costs, selling $10k machines through businessLand and to students only, etc), they sort of tanked. Meanwhile, Apple's MacOS didn't really change - got a little more polished.

      In 1995, Copland didn't come out but Win95 did, Win95 because better in many ways (eg. multi-tasking, better than win31 interface).

      Apple was going to fail (again). NeXT bought them (trojan horse buy, but look who's in charge of the OS and what OS X is).

      I talk to guys who want their Macs of 1994. And I point them to "Application has quite expectedly quit, restart your computer" and TCP/IP lameness and so forth, and it seems they want the idea of their old macs.

      Apple was failing. Apple needed a rebuild of their OS. NeXT had one. *We* unix folks win cause it's not a brand new piece of crap one (*cough* NT *cough*). Perhaps BeOS had interesting things, but the NeXT culture fit better.

      "Classic" MacOS isn't coming back. It was time for it to die. Photoshop finally is available (someone's ass at adobe needed a kicking). Quark needs to be or they will lose Apple customers (and apple will lose quark customers). It's embarrassing. XP Still sucks and I don't expect Quark for RHAS out soon.

    6. Re:Hi, my name is Bob... by tshak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Although I haven't used OS X much, I personally hated the old Mac OS UI (among other things). I've always thought of Mac's as second-rate expensive computers aside from the very narrow set of tasks that it could do better than a "Wintel" box. However, when I sat down to OS X I thought, "It's not perfect, but this is a pretty slick OS" - and that was pre-Jaguar. I can't wait to try Jaguar with Safari and Keynote. If only I could get a fast G4 (1.25 ghz) for ~$1500 with a smaller footprint then the current towers, I'd probably get one for all of my A/V stuff (which I current do under Win2K).

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  5. Maybe it just works by doomdog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why insist on calling it laziness? Maybe the switcher ads just work -- and it's always good sense to copy what is known to work well...

    If Microsoft knows the ads are working for Apple, they'd be stupid not to use them themselves....

    1. Re:Maybe it just works by cposs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It may "just work" for Apple, but if microsoft does it too then it's dilution of message. Anyone who's seen an apple add will probably discount it instantly, unless Microsoft finds some really good stories. Copying a proven design works for products, and sometimes in advertising, but not for competing products.

    2. Re:Maybe it just works by jericho4.0 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The switch adds work because the're true to how people (user types) feel about computers. I have a hard time imageining XP adds with the same appeal.

      People _feel_ about their Macs.

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    3. Re:Maybe it just works by MonopolyNews · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but then, they can poison the well and make the genre itself ineffectual for a while.

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    4. Re:Maybe it just works by cHALiTO · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK, here's one:

      About a month ago I participated on a Microsoft contest here in Argentina to promote OfficeXP, in which one was supposed to download an .xls file and a .doc file, edit them (change font, add some numbers, stupid stuff like that) and upload them. I didn't get the first prize (a sony cybershot) but I won two 'microsoft officeXP' backpacks (I covered the logo, of course ;) which I must say, are really nice.

      The interesting part? the files I uploaded where edited with OpenOffice for Linux ;-)

      ahhh isn't irony just great?

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  6. apple vs microsoft by gh0ul · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Microsoft is basically afraid because Apple has openly admitted their old OS wasn't so great, and the new MacOS has everyone switching to a Mac.. I used to hate mac's but now I use one for every day tasks, even work.. Microsoft may try a switch campaign, and they will get people to do it.. but for every switch ad microsoft makes, 500 more people just bought a mac and ditched their old PC's which can't run XP.

    1. Re:apple vs microsoft by Turing+Machine · · Score: 2, Informative

      Absolutely. OS X is wonderful. I never even considered owning a Mac before, but now I have an OS X machine right next to my Linux box and my (generally started only for games) Windows machine.

  7. Ellen "MS" Feiss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What Microsoft needs is an Ellen Feiss equivalent. How are they going to get her if they ask for 3 years experience as a computer professional?

    1. Re:Ellen "MS" Feiss by Admiral+Burrito · · Score: 5, Funny
      What Microsoft needs is an Ellen Feiss equivalent. How are they going to get her if they ask for 3 years experience as a computer professional?

      "I was using a Mac but, like, my friend's pirated copy of MS Office wouldn't load on it, 'cuz it was the Windows version. And I couldn't get ActiveDirectory to work.
      I'm Bob, an MCSE."

  8. I actually met a reverse switcher today. by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Went to the local Apple store, and at the Genius Bar there was a man dejectedly putting a brand-new 15" TiBook back into his briefcase. The websites he visits are all optimized for Windows and the software he uses daily (he's a financial planner) comes in Windows-only (and yes, he tried Virtual PC, to no avail). He's selling his TiBook and going back to Windows. The lack of software I can almost understand, but companies that refuse to make their websites accessible and usable to anything other than WIndows IE are demonstrating either major ignorance on customer service, a blatant disregard for standards, or both.

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    1. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by caferace · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The websites he visits are all optimized for Windows...

      That's a nifty trick. FUD?

    2. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by KiahZero · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not so much blatent disregard of standards as believing that IE is the standard. Most people, if you point out that Mozilla or Opera or any other browser does not display a page properly, will ask what's wrong with the browser. After all, the browser that came with the system shows it just fine!

      What I'd really like to know is why Microsoft even bothers to spend money on advertising for their OSs. Seriously... they have a monopoly in the desktop market that they've effectively leveraged to ensure that it stays that way for the foreseeable future. So long as all the applications that Joe Everyman needs to run, as well as all the games his kids want to play, are Windows only, what are the odds that he's going to switch to any other OS?

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    3. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The websites he visits are all optimized for Windows

      This is going to change fast, thanks to Safari. Whenever a page looks incorrect or doesn't function in Safari, click the little bug icon in the upper-right corner, and it pops up a dialog where you can send feedback directly to Apple's Safari team. It can optionally include a screenshot of the page.

      Trust me, if enough people report problems with the same site, Apple WILL figure out a way to fix it. Safari has already improved dramatically in the beta version from last month to the one released this week.

      Anyway, I too have been frustrated by web pages that are optimized for Windows, but thanks to Safari, and also thanks to standards-compliant browsers like Mozilla/Netscape 7, things are finally starting to change.

    4. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but companies that refuse to make their websites accessible and usable to anything other than WIndows IE are demonstrating either major ignorance on customer service, a blatant disregard for standards, or both

      The sad truth is that most companies don't design or implement their own websites -- they hire a web designer to do the job for them.

      Unfortuantely, a growing number of web designers are incompetent and/or just plain lazy when it comes to building sites that work with browsers other than IE.

      There is no excuse for building a site that won't at least provide basic navigation and information with even the simplest of browsers.

      I get real ticked off when I keep having to turn Javascript back on just so I can see some "clever" designer's pull-down menus, or have to fire up IE because a site is MS-specific.

      Even more annoying are those sites that use Active-X components so that if you're a *smart* websurfer who has disabled Active-X, you keep getting little dialog boxes and beeps advising you that the page may not display properly.

      Then there's those sites built almost entirely from Flash. The worst of these even force you to have Javascript enabled before the Flash code will load as well.

      Listen-up smarty-pants web designers. I don't want to be entertained, I don't want to be blown away by your fancy tricks -- I just want to be able to access the information and navigate without a whole lot of fuss, and without wearing the great big "kick me" sign that IE paints on your back when you're surfing unknown URLs.

    5. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by Buck2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does the dialog box also send a report to the relevant "bad-designer" party?

      It appears to me that this method only addresses the symptoms.

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    6. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by Stu+May · · Score: 5, Funny

      Trust me, if enough people report problems with the same site, Apple WILL figure out a way to fix it.

      Am I the only one envisioning Apple doing a cost-benefit analysis of a code fix vs. sending hired goons to visit the offending website's developers?

    7. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by myov · · Score: 2, Informative

      A few sites I use on a regular basis don't work with my preferred browsers (Safari and OmniWeb) . My online banking refuses to work with anything other than Netscape 4 (including Mac IE!). I can spoof as Windows IE for some sites, but with others (such as the banking site) I usually receive an error when I actually try to do something. Maybe they're trying to check for 128-bit security, but since my browser works on some of their pages (and it's a server side error when it does blow up), my browser is capable of handling their app.

      There are many "webmasters" who develop on IE, serve the site with IIS, and either assume or don't know that there are browsers other than IE on windows.

      I develop most of my sites using Omniweb (it has the best view source feature I've ever seen), but I test them against IE and Netscape whenever I make major changes. I also check my logs to see what browsers are actually being used (and I appear to be the only non-IE user)

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    8. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Does the dialog box also send a report to the relevant "bad-designer" party?

      It appears to me that this method only addresses the symptoms.


      What do you think carries more weight? Occasional random email complaints from Mac users, or a phone call from an Apple developer on behalf of 15,000 Mac users that reported the bug, along with detailed information on how it could be fixed?

    9. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think to actually be effective in the long run, people need to make it known to webmasters that they suck.

      Safari shouldn't have to incorprate work-arounds for IE optimized web pages. The 2 times I've investigated Safari rendering problems, they've turned out to be markup errors.

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    10. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by SHiFTY1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The problem is that designers minds work differently to that of the average tech- for a techy kind of person, its information first with look and feel a distant second...

      For a designer, how it looks and feels is the ONLY thing that is important. Hence the flash monstrosities that take several minutes to load over dial up (sigh....)

    11. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by money_shot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The TRUTH of the matter is that it is not worth the money to optimize or even take the Mac into account for the vast majority of software products or websites. So 5% of the potential viewers might not be able to view your site? So what. You may or may not want to spend money to get the 5% or make their experience better. That is a business decision, not a design decision.

      I know, slashdotters will say to make everything as compatible as possible. Do a spreadsheet once in awhile. Next time someone gives you $100,000, to build a commercial site for a market that is 95% PC based, you'll have to justify spending money for Mac/Linux users as opposed to maximizing the product for the 95% you know you will be compatible with.

    12. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by HalfFlat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The money argument does not hold water, because the very things that typically tie a site to a single platform are those which are the most expensive to produce.

      Extensive javascript menus, elaborate flash 'navigators', exotic ActiveX controls -- all these things take time to produce, a lot more time in fact that the simple option which would have worked anywhere.

      The problem isn't money or market-share, it's that so-called web designers are pandering to ignorant clients who want something pretty on their personal desktop rather than a useful web presence. Two groups are at fault: web-designers with no pride in their profession, and clients who are much more interested in spending their company's money on attractive interactive wallpaper than on an effective web site.

      The 5% market share argument is an old canard parrotted by web quacks who won't learn new tricks.

    13. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by WhiteBandit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Heh. What the hell is so wrong with building it in basic HTML? Using basic HTML and maybe even throw in a couple of CSS will make the website look nice. It's not even that hard.

      Hell, it seems to me like you'd have to specifically *TRY* to build it so it is incompatible with other browsers. That is harder than just freaking following regular HTML rules. Granted, I'm not specifically saying you should make it compatible no matter what, but the fact that making it compatible is just so damn easy, well...

      Maybe I'm ignorant, but I don't really see how javascript or even flash "enchances" the viewing experience over straight HTML and your bmps/gifs/pngs/jpegs.

    14. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by f97tosc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I have occasionaly written simple web pages for people. I just use a text editor to code and IE to see that it works. I do it mostly as a favor to friends, sometimes I charge a very modest fee.

      I am well aware that these pages may not display correctly on all systems.

      Unfortuantely, a growing number of web designers are incompetent and/or just plain lazy when it comes to building sites that work with browsers other than IE. There is no excuse for building a site that won't at least provide basic navigation and information with even the simplest of browsers.

      I seem to fit your description pretty neatly. But I disagree on the 'no excuse' part. If I help somebody with a simple page that reaches 80% of all Internet users, why does that oblige me to figure out how to make it work for the other 20%?

      In can imagine telling a friend this. 'I could make this work for 80% of all users pretty easily. If you want it to work on 100% of systems, then I would have to study some protocols and install some alternative browsers to test it. It would probably take twice as long.' I think most of them would just say 'Don't bother. Go for the quick one, that will reach most people anyway.'

      For many providers, the goal is not to reach everyone. The goal is to reach as many as possible at the lowest possible cost per user. And then a quick implementation for the most widely used browser may very well be the best way to go.

      Tor

    15. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by mccalli · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I seem to fit your description pretty neatly. But I disagree on the 'no excuse' part. If I help somebody with a simple page that reaches 80% of all Internet users, why does that oblige me to figure out how to make it work for the other 20%?

      Professionalism.

      Now, since you describe yourself as an occassional designer I would like to stress that I'm really not trying to come down hard. However, professionals certainly have no excuse for the problems mentioned so far.

      I tend to write all my pages under Mozilla, then test with IE and make alterations accordingly. I've found this works much better than writing under IE and then testing with Mozilla.

      You see, to my mind at least IE is much more standards-compliant than it usually gets credit for. However, it supports a whole load of alternative nonsense as well. If you write and test with a browser that doesn't understand the alternatives (eg. Mozilla) then you have an easier job making sure a site works on both.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    16. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by Scarblac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I seem to fit your description pretty neatly. But I disagree on the 'no excuse' part. If I help somebody with a simple page that reaches 80% of all Internet users, why does that oblige me to figure out how to make it work for the other 20%?

      You seem to believe it's actually hard work to make a standards compliant web page. It's not. Any simple page will work fine on any browser.

      It's only when you go out of your way to use unnecessary non-portable stuff that suddenly it only works on a few browsers. And the worst thing is, in most cases, it's easier to do the same thing the right way.

      Of course, it may be that if you use stuff like Frontpage, that it will include MS-only stuff. I don't know, I never used it. It seems that you don't either.

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    17. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by Sauron23 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What I'd really like to know is why Microsoft even bothers to spend money on advertising for their OSs. Seriously... they have a monopoly in the desktop market that they've effectively leveraged to ensure that it stays that way for the foreseeable future.
      Mindshare and retention. If your not actively pushing your brand, logo, product your dropping off the radar. Never, ever, stop selling the product

    18. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by haeger · · Score: 5, Interesting
      This is going to change fast, thanks to Safari. Whenever a page looks incorrect or doesn't function in Safari, click the little bug icon in the upper-right corner, and it pops up a dialog where you can send feedback directly to Apple's Safari team. It can optionally include a screenshot of the page.

      Now this would be a killer app for Mozilla-like browsers. Whenever something doesn't look right, You can popup a dialog with a screenshot and some text explaining that the page is "broken" in some way.

      Not many people can be bothered to take a screenshot, start a mail-client, write a letter explaining what the problem is, mail the letter and screenshot to "www.broken-site.com".

      If 90% of this is already done and all the user had to do was to provide a name and where to send the complaint, I bet we'd see a lot of changes in the web-world.

      "Would You FIX the F*CKING page already? We get 500 screenshots a day and it's wrecking havoc in our mailserver"

      Problem moved from the person doing the browsing to the person writing bad html.

      .haeger

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    19. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by xombo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is not the web designers, it is the teachers. My friend and I designed a website for our FBLA, and when we went to regionals, they had a class for webdesign. The professor there even said that Netscape will die from loss of profit/etc. He said, "all of you trendy non-ms people are just going to have to get over with it" and said frontpage/ie are here to stay forever. He then asked us why we used a text editor to design sites with. I told him that I do not give in to microsoft's monopoly, and that I use PHP/Perl in my sites for dynamic content. I told him true nonproprietary dyanamic content that actually works is not going to be done through dropdown menus. He could not come up with a responce. But if webdesiners are going to be babled with this by their professors, that is kinda, erm, wrong?

    20. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I use the phrase Joe Sixpack often. Been using it for over 20 years. I have never taken it to mean "clueless" or "unwashed." It's used to describe someone who is an average consumer who typically doesn't care very passionateley, if at all, about the wacky techno-babble stuff that is discussed on this board, or among a particular field's cognoscenti. If someone is a car mechanic, talking to another car mechanic about some spark plug minutiae, then *I* am Joe Sixpack for purposes of that discussion. Likewise two accountants grousing over lunch about the latest amortization macros in their spreadsheets.

      "Newbie" is not an appropriate word to use to describe the "non-cognoscenti" as it implies the person is "on the path" to becoming an insider (of something). I am not a "newbie" as relates to automotive mechanics. I've no desire to delve into a car's deeper mysteries. I just want to turn the key and have the thing move.

      Most people don't care one way or the other about their computer's operating systems, nor will they ever, nor should they have to. "Does it play most applications I see advertised? Great!" They are Joe Sixpacks; they are not clueless, nor are they unwashed.

      You and I, whether through vocation or avocation, know and care a lot about computer systems. All well, good, and harmless. There are plenty of people wa-a-a-a-y smarter and better washed than either you or I who are "Joe Sixpack" when it comes to computer operating systems. We know it and they know it. None of us have had a problem with the term until you brought this up...

      Feel better, now that you understand the meaning of the phrase?

    21. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by curious.corn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I seem to fit your description pretty neatly. But I disagree on the 'no excuse' part. If I help somebody with a simple page that reaches 80% of all Internet users, why does that oblige me to figure out how to make it work for the other 20%?

      Because you shouldn't "figure out" how to make it work on other than ie. You should write standards compliant code and stylesheets period. IF you want to "figure out" how to deform the standard compliant code to get ie to display correctly THEN you should do the same for the other browsers.

      You said you use txted to write stuff, good but then you say you test in ie, that's bad. ie is a BROWSER, not a development tool! Want to verify your code? Use HTML Tidy, it's available on the w3c site. ie takes so many shortcuts and exceptions to the standard that it doesn't provide reliable debugging to your code (even between different revisions of the same program).

      And finally, you ask why should you waste you precious time to get the thing done correctly? I say for the sake of politeness. You're asking for attention right? Might as well follow the agreed upon procedure and say hello, present yourself, ask for permission, etc... That's in real life, on the web it equates to using standards.

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      Mi domando chi à il mandante di tutte le cazzate che faccio - Altan
    22. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by Vantage13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Web design is not being a code monkey and churning out a site that the client has designed.

      Web design is "design". That's why they hire you.

      You don't hire an interior designer and give them the design. You tell them the general idea of what you're looking for and they advise you on how to best acheive your goals.

      It's the same in web design. The customer shouldn't be saying, "I want this flashy animation here, and cool menus there", but instead, "we want to focus on this product and how to grab the customers attention...".

      After that it's up to the *designer* to use his/her *design* skills to successfully acheive that (subject to client approval of course).

      If the client is just looking for a code monkey to churn out their design they should hire some kid who doesn't know any better. cheaper and you get the design you want. of course odds are you won't get the results you want out of your site but i guess it's a matter of what's more important; your design or the results you get from it?

      Web design has a lot more to do with consultancy and design than with simply writing code

    23. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "don't piss off more than 5% of potential customers" is actually good meatspace marketing wisdom, but the fact is, when a website is broken, it's usually broken for a whole lot more than 5% of users. In my observation, anywhere from 20% to 80% depending on the cluelessness and/or ego of the webmaster.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  9. Not a chance.... by jericho4.0 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I think there are lots of good reasons why proffesional types could choose Windows over Mac. Price/performance, availability of software, ease of interoperability, etc.

    But the adds will never have the pure appeal of the Mac switch adds. "TCO amoritized over the year saved us $$" is not "bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, gone!"

    I have an expensive Mac. It strikes me as slow, sometimes. I get annoyed when software comes out for the PC first. But I'm not giving it up for anything.

    --
    "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
  10. Which is lamer... by SchnauzerGuy · · Score: 5, Funny
    • Microsoft, for seeking people who register Microsoft software for their "switcher" ads.
    • People who actually register Microsoft software.
  11. Switch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When you control 95% of the OS and office-suite markets, who else do you have to convince?

    The remaining fringe is going to avoid MS no matter what.

    Are they just trying to save face against semi-influential Apple ads?

  12. Sure... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Depends how much MS will pay me.

    I've got a PC with XP sitting here, right next to my TiBook, 17" iMac, CRT iMac, G3 Powerbook, OS X Servers...

    I'm sensable, I use my PC for the same things my GameCube and PS2 are for...games.

  13. This is pretty sad by amigaluvr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think this is sad on Microsofts part. Their copying apple with a succesful campaign but coming too late to the party. A lot of it is in the timing and I think Apple's switch has done all it can in mindshare

    The biggest part of the apple campaign is that people have left the common world of windowsk, one that people dont think of leaving because they see nothing else but MS MS MS everywhere. Then to switch to Apple or indeed anything smaller is a big task and it can be seen as an active choice

    For a switch to windows sounds like 'I used to use X but then I joined the herd' and gave in to peer pressure. Its hardly the same thing

    note: the slashdot user 'danamania' is a transexual. beware

    1. Re:This is pretty sad by Malcontent · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Their copying apple with a succesful campaign but coming too late to the party. "

      Don't you know the meaning of "innovation"? it means "we copy other peoples stuff and put our own name on it". MS has a right to "innovate" you know.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    2. Re:This is pretty sad by Xyde · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Umm...what the hell is your problem?

      Are you the chromosome police? This is an online technical forum, not a dating agency so whatever danamania is or isn't should be of no concern to you whatsoever. Don't you have anything better to do than go around making fun of people who are different? You seem so concerned with other people sexes', maybe you should grow some balls yourself and learn some tolerance.

      You obviously have an agenda against her as shown by :

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=53823&cid=53 00 714
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=53792&cid =5299 197
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=53792&cid =5299 186

      You are by far the most immature poster I have ever seen on slashdot, and that is saying something.

      Please take your prejudices elsewhere.

      Fucking troll.

  14. I'm a switcher... by NetDrain · · Score: 3, Funny

    So like, I had this Mac. But I started hanging with this "other" crowd, and they were all PC users, so like, I am too now. It's been good. But now I have leprosy. Is that supposed to come with WinXP? Is it a feature or something? My name's night, and I'm a bell-jingling diseased rodent. : D /my Karma has just committed suicide.

  15. Cynical Reply by LongJohnStewartMill · · Score: 5, Funny
    They'll probably get some confession like,
    "Well, I've been using a Macintosh Plus for about 17 years now, and I decided it was high time I got an upgrade. One meg of RAM can only take you so far..."
  16. Re:Talk to Jobs. It's his fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What "business" software do most people run that can't be run on a mac? Excel? Quickbooks? Quicken? Word? I mean I know people have personal preferences but honestly, I don't get it, whats so 'un business like' about a mac? Is it the fact that they don't look dull and boring like office supplies and cubicles?

  17. Switcher's Story Grammar File by robbyjo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I found out that the switcher's story is recursively enumerable. Below is the grammar. Feel free to use this for your application essay.

    Hi, my name is <IDENTIFIER>. I am (a|an) <IDENTIFIER> [from <IDENTIFIER>].

    I used (Apple|Macintosh) version <FLOAT_LITERAL> for <INTEGER_LITERAL> (years|months) doing (documents | spreadsheets | databases | video editing | MP3 listening | surfing the net | <OTHER_FUN_JOBS>)+. It was all (fun | very nice | pleasant experience) at the beginning.

    But, later on I discovered that (it has only one mouse button | some software I bought wasn't supported | their hardwares are so expensive | <REASON_WHY_IT_SUCKS>)+. Since I was only (a yet another broke graduate students | an unemployed bum | a clueless luser | <REASON_WHY_I_SUCKS>)+, I found out that their solution is [completely | absolutely] unviable.

    (Enter | Here comes) Microsoft. They provide me (MS Office | MS Windows | <OTHER_MS_SOFTWARE>)+. It is really (a panacea | working like magic | <REASON_WHY_ITS_GREAT>)+. Now I can (surfing a lot faster | do my spreadsheet even better | <OTHER_PRAISES>)+. Even more, I can get added bonus, like (the great blue screen | DRM constricted media player | compulsory activation | <OTHER_STUFF>)+, which makes my computer eXPerience even better.

    Now that I switched. How about you?

    --

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    Error 500: Internal sig error
    1. Re:Switcher's Story Grammar File by plam · · Score: 2, Informative

      I found out that the switcher's story is recursively enumerable. Below is the grammar. Feel free to use this for your application essay.

      Hi, my name is <IDENTIFIER>. I am (a|an) <IDENTIFIER> [from <IDENTIFIER>].


      Yes, this language is recursively enumerable. But you probably meant to say regular. Recursively enumerable languages are the languages that are decidable by some Turing Machine - that includes a lot of languages. Regular languages are those that correspond to deterministic finite automata, or regexps. There are less of these. (Every regular language is also recursively enumerable, of course.)
    2. Re:Switcher's Story Grammar File by Senjutsu · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, this language is recursively enumerable. But you probably meant to say regular. Recursively enumerable languages are the languages that are decidable by some Turing Machine - that includes a lot of languages. Regular languages are those that correspond to deterministic finite automata, or regexps. There are less of these. (Every regular language is also recursively enumerable, of course.)

      Foghorn Leghorn says: Listen to me, I say, listen to me, son. It's, I say, It's a joke. Laugh.

  18. Re:Talk to Jobs. It's his fault. by NetDrain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But honestly now, how many times has the death bell "tolled' for apple? Every other year, it seems. I remember a quote right after Jobs released the iMac, something to this effect: "The iMac may be doing well, but it's just a momentary rise in the otherwise downward trend of apple. They're doomed."

    I wonder when people will realize that Apple is the only tech company in this time actually doing well and not drowning in red ink. Apple will never die as long as it it has its hardcore section of fans.

    Hell, they control more market share than Subaru, and they've been around since at least the seventies. No one's saying they're going bankrupt.

  19. Re:Talk to Jobs. It's his fault. by zapfie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Uh.. do a little research into a tiny thing called NeXTStep.. It was quite robust for development of serious business apps. You are, quite frankly, pulling comments out of your ass.

    I'd like you to provide some examples of why Macs are unsuitable for business.

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    slashdot!=valid HTML
  20. Re:So since Apple's market share is now below 3%.. by punkmanandy · · Score: 5, Funny

    well, if you were under 18 when Windows ME came out, then, yes, Gates did rape you as a child.

  21. I made the switch. by mikeophile · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm a computer tech for a large office.

    When we were using Apple computers, my job was in serious danger of being downsized. They were easy to use and almost never crashed.

    Fortunately, due to Microsoft license incentives, my company switched to PC's running Windows.

    What a relief! The stress I was suffering over job security is gone! In fact, I just got a fat raise because the bosses have seen how hard I've been working.

    Sure, I'm busier now, and I may not have the spare time to check Slashdot incessantly, but that's why they call it work, right?

    1. Re:I made the switch. by jsse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why mod this funny? He's telling the truth!

      I worked for a press company and they switch from Mac to Windows because one clueless management said "Why would we need expensive Mac box to do the image archiving?" Thus all boxes for this purpose were replaced.

      Guess what? The no. of support calls skyrocketed and we needed to hire more tech supports to sustain our business!

  22. Re:Switch me -- harder ! by cpsc2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please come back to the Windows side.
    The new Luna skin is just as colorful, and our new MSN 8 is even better.

    It's better with the Butterfly!

    with more gayness,

    Bill Gayes
    CEO, Microsoft.

  23. Best of both worlds by thryllkill · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I currently have two operating computers. My desktop system is a painfully old PIII 800Mz running Win2k(it duel boots to SuSE 8 when I want to dabble and learn). But my laptop is an iBook 700mhz, and I love it.

    My reasons are: PIII)Want games, want to add hardware when I want from just about whatever source I want. The PIII is mostly a frankenstein of parts either bought or traded from friends. Unfortunatly I could not do this with a Mac.

    But...

    iBook) Want small, only 12.1 inch screen, the thing is tiny, fits in my backpack no prob. My friend's dell required him to buy a new "laptop" backpack. Want tough, magnesium caseing, rubber mounted hard drive, the thing is like a small tank in the laptop world. Want Unix, without all the trouble linux causes in laptops. Yeah I know it is very possible to have a very workable linux laptop, but I don't think it is possible to have a very workable linux laptop that works out the box, and I can send back to the company when the DVD-CDRW drive goes kaput.

    Would I own a Mac desktop, at the moment, hell no! They would need to be more competative in both the speed and the price arenas for me to even consider it.

    But my point is this, there are people out there who have weighed the differences and made the choice of both. OSX is easy, and fast, and pretty. Win2K (sorry don't know about XP) is where most of my professional experience lays so troubleshooting it easy, and it plays games, and it was hella cheap ($50 OEM version when I bought my HDD).

    --

    Note to self: No more arguing with the faithful.

  24. Re:Of course! by jericho4.0 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Ok, I'll bite.
    Yes. Macs are slow. The ads are meant to sell to user types. As far as crashing goes, yes they used to,or so I hear, but my G4 hasn't crashed in 8 months. Windows sucked just as bad back then too.

    You (and this is assuming you have the brains to make an informed, bias free decision), have the right to choose what's right for you. My choice of what's right ranges from Blade servers to Intel/Linux to Onyx's but the Mac is my workstation, and it's staying.

    --
    "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
  25. Why does MS even bother? by alpharoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sometimes I get the feeling that MS has been so dominant in the OS market for so long, some of the old-timers still in charge actually miss the days where they had any adversaries.

    So they keep their eyes too open and attack even the tiny companies that fight over whatever MS leaves behind.

    What exactly does MS expect to gain from its campaign...? 30, maybe 35 people crazy enough to switch? Maybe, ooh, a 1% sales increase in the most wildly optimistic aftermath?

    And besides, to take on MacOs X in its current form, you either have to have an incredibly good piece of software, or you just have to be stupid enough to try and spin truths to gain consumer loyalty. Since MS never had any of the former, they have to try the latter.

  26. Re:Of course! by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would hardly qualify as an 'ad' if the 'ad' was information-rich.

    That would be called a manual.

    I have to agree about the vomitous mass rising in my throat when I think about apple marketing. I never understood why anyone would want to celebrate their ignorance like that.

    Would Yoyo Ma be down with a more "outside the box" brand of cellos?

    Who wants to spend Christmas practicing cello? Now I can just put the cello between my legs and beautiful music comes out. It lets me get in there and tinker. It just works.

    --

    He painted a unicorn in outer space. I'm askin' ya, what's it breathin'?
  27. Ellen Feiss switwhing to Windows? by vierja · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't see Ellen Feiss switching back to Windows :)

  28. mac "slowness" by green+pizza · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have an expensive Mac. It strikes me as slow, sometimes. I get annoyed when software comes out for the PC first. But I'm not giving it up for anything.
    I hear you about the performance issue. I've found the G4/MacOSX combo to have "baffling" performance. Many apps and many functions are zippy as can be, but yet there are still a few areas that can be slow. Resizing a window, for example, is pretty slow for all but the most lightweight applications. Apple's iCal calendar app also has a tendancy to chug pretty hard. Yet this very same machine is an absolute video monster. Final Cut Pro runs like a dream, I'm using "just" an 867 MHz machine, yet I couldn't really ask for any faster video editing performance. The app's gui is fast, scrubbing thru frames is fast, applying layers is fast. It's great! True, I don't do much compositing, so my render times are almost instant... but then, neither do most folks. (though I have heard that some folks are finding iMovie 3 to be somewhat slow) I've also found Photoshop to be extremely fast for the images I work with (never larger than 2048x2048). Others have reported zippy compile and run performance of command-line apps, though I haven't tried this out myself.

    Perhaps Apple is still in the early stages of tweaking Mac OS X... maybe they're working on the demanding areas first and will eventually touch up the more minor performance issues (window resize, for example).

  29. Switchers Prayer by djupedal · · Score: 2, Funny

    The unrighteous stumble against thee that they may be justly plagued, fleeing from thy gentleness and colliding with thy justice, and falling on their own rough paths. For in truth they do not know that thou art everywhere; that no place contains thee, and that only thou art near even to those who switch and go farthest from thee.

    Let them, therefore, switch and seek thee, because even if they have abandoned thee, their Creator, thou hast not abandoned thy creatures. Let them switch back and seek thee--and lo, thou art there in their hearts, there in the hearts of those who confess and switch to thee.

    And where was I when I was seeking thee? There thou wast, before me; but I had switched, even from myself, and I could not find myself, much less thee.

    For my prayer is not for earthly things, neither gold nor silver and precious stones, nor gorgeous apparel, nor honors and power, nor fleshly pleasures, nor of bodily necessities in this life of our pilgrimage: all of these things are "added" to those who switch.

  30. Re:I made the switch to Linux by xtremex · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a computer tech for a large global enterprise.

    When we were using windows computers, my job was in serious danger of being downsized. They were easy to use and and everyone and their mother was an MCSE.

    Fortunately, due to Microsoft licenses, my company switched to PC's running Linux.
    What a relief! The stress I was suffering over job security is gone! In fact, I just got a fat raise because the bosses think that Linux is so difficult, yet I never work!

    I've learned needlepoint. And I knitted a blanket. Oh, I WISH these darn computers would CRASH already!!! I'm so bored!

    --
    If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
  31. erm, people register? by lingqi · · Score: 4, Funny
    those who have recently registered MS products

    seriously - I've been at the computer thing for a while now, I have not known a SINGLE person that registered their windows. I mean, heck man - does that email list have a whole 7 recipients?

    Of course, most of the replies otherwise would be like "I went from Apple to MS because I can pirate more software and play more games."

    though - sadly, there is a bunch of people who are forced to use mycrudsoft. When the IT dept tells some apple die-hards that they are getting PC laptops or nothing at all, because they want to have "one platform" - though the powerbooks would actually cost less (seriously), last longer on flights, and preserve their values better. Sigh... maybe MS can base their campain on that: Switch - because we make you.

    fuckers. (hmm... do I sound bitter?)

    --

    My life in the land of the rising sun.

  32. throwing rocks at glass houses... by money_shot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pathetic Laziness? You mean like Linux desktop design and conventions?

    From my experience, a huge number of people have at some point switched from Macs to Windows. While not as elegant for early computer users, you won't have the nasty incompatibility problem with everyone you know who's not a graphic designer... (I'm a graphics/development guy.)

    -Money_shot

  33. Registered users? by porkface · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I watch one of these ads with the knowledge that all of these people registered their software with Microsoft, I will have even less faith in their testimonials than I do in Apple's "Hey, you want to be on TV?" approach to choosing "switchers."

  34. My theory by inkswamp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think this campaign is not aimed at Mac users and convincing them to switch to Windows, but rather an attempt to stop the herd of Windows users out there from considering Macs. I bet these ads will be loaded with implied falsehoods (i.e., Word and Explorer doesn't run on Macs, can't network on Macs, etc.)

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    --Rick "If it isn't broken, take it apart and find out why."
  35. I don't really blame them by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Think about it - Microsoft is a monopoly, basically people have to buy their software. Yes, for geeks and highly non-demanding users stuff Windows lockin is less effective, but for the vast majority of people, they feel they have to use Windows.

    So.... what does that leave left to advertise? It must get pretty boring working in Microsofts adverts department. I expect they've got bored of spamming OSDN, that was a good wheeze for a while, but now they have to do something to make the long winter days go past right?

    Anyway, it's not like MS are actually threatened by Apple, anybody who runs the numbers can see that. It's just a side show, an entertaining game to try and give the surface appearance that there's actually competition in the markets.

  36. All's fair in love and war... by shepd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, since you believe anything good should only be done by the original company to invent it, I assume you buy nothing but IBM parts if you have a PC, and would never think of using anything non-Apple with your Mac, and that if you have a PC, it would have to run an MS operating system.

    Also, I must assume you drive a Ford, should you have a car. And that you haven't bought a modem since Hayes went out of business, and that your phone is made by Bell or AT&T, etc, etc.

    In my opinion, if something works well, why _not_ use it? It's exactly that sort of NIH mentality that helps keep Apple at position #2.

    --
    If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
  37. Re:Of course! by Vadim+the+Conqueror · · Score: 3, Insightful

    windows users are the only ones who dont have a strong connection to their operating system.

    there's linux users who tend to be very anti-microsoft, there's mac users who in my experiance are very fanatical. then there's windows users like me. i use windows, it works quite well for me, and i've been using it as long as i can remember, but i dont feel the need to be pushy or get on other people's cases about using a different os, and i dont feel any reluctance to learn other os's as well.

    i use windows, for no better reason than it's what's on my pc, and i dont like one button mice.

  38. Mother of God, NO! by migurski · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple should not "fix" sites that are optimized for IE - in the vaaaast majority of cases, such sites use ass-whacked HTML, your mother's activeX controls, and were built in FrontPage.

    Apple should stick to its guns, and continue to work on STANDARDS COMPLIANCE for Safari, so that sites will work correctly in Saf/Moz/Konq/Op/etc. This will put pressure on MS to fix IE (as they have already started to do, thanks to Tantek Celik's excellent Tasman rendering engine for IE5/mac, and the standards compliance mode triggered via the presence of a legit DOCTYPE at the head of the file).

    If you find a site that is *cough* "optimized" for MSIE, do the right thing, and notify the webmaster. I have done so on countless occasions with bank sites and the like, and often I get a response and eventual compliance in the long run.

    long live standards. good night.

  39. Hanging out the shop is closed sign by zogger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ---E commerce? "selling widgets and/or widget servicing"=sales. OK, question, are you in sales or are you an "IT" guy? Here's a hint, people showing up at a site running osx are usually *not poor*, their demographics are leaning a lot towards "we spend top money and are known for brand loyalty if we are treated right".

    Admit it-I got a point? Rhetorical question, I think I made it. Basic rule of thumb in sales 101, you have to get through the noes to get to the yesses. Part of any "yes" potential is , well, having da loot. The interest on the part of the surfer was there, you got the hit, they showed up at your URL, they are doing the customer's part. That's all they can do up to that point. The next step is up to you.

    good lucksi

  40. Re:We need a Linux/Open Source switch ad. ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://www.ubergeek.tv/switchlinux/
    (with flash and all other wonders)

  41. Hmmm, by PhilHibbs · · Score: 3, Insightful
    So when does it just stop being the sincerest form of flattery and just become utter, pathetic laziness?
    You could say the same about Linux GUI design, in fact, just about any Linux software design. I don't usually complain about MS bashing, in fact I usually join in, but this is just pathetic.
  42. Dude, he's getting arrested. by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What Microsoft needs is an Ellen Feiss equivalent.

    They had one, but he got arrested.

    --
    The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
    1. Re:Dude, he's getting arrested. by alexburke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, he's getting arrested.

      No, no. no. *sigh* You totally bungled the line.

      Dude, you're gettin' a cell! /me bows

  43. Re:Everyone's switching! by finkployd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Quite a few of the Unix geeks I know (and I work at a university so I know plenty) have purchased powerbooks, ibooks, flat panel imacs, and powermacs since OSX came out. Few of them used windows on their desktop/laptop to begin with though.

    Now I cannot go to a conference without seeing a ton of powerbooks where there used to be only windows/linux PCs.

    Finkployd

  44. You need a HUG, mister by feldsteins · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While you're complaining about all the wild-eyed, touchy-feely Mac enthusiasts it occurs to me that you my friend - yes you, mister - need a hug!

    Seriously, I think there's a lot of Windows users who have entirely lost touch with the idea that one can like thier computer. I don't think there's anything wrong with doing so either; it's not like allowing such factors to influence our purchases and preferences is "stupid" or otherwise "uninformed." Hell, if it was we'd all be driving around in gray '87 Volvos or something.

    I actually the fact that we like our computers annoys non Mac users. "It's a tool" they tell us with visibly strained patience. Like we didn't understand that. We should "grow up" and realize that there should be no fun, pleasure, or delight in the use of such a utilitarian thing.

    It's a computer. Yes it's a tool and so is a furnace. But so is a Mini-Cooper. There's a difference. I don't work for Apple and I don't give a rats ass if you buy a Mac or not. But I do get tired of the "it's a tool" argument against computers with taste and style. Given the choice between owning something that feels utilitarian versus something that feels like someone put some love I'll take the love hands down. Ask any Harley-Davidson owner.

    --
    You like your Macintosh better than me, don't you Dave? Dave? Can you hear me Dave?
    1. Re:You need a HUG, mister by epukinsk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Speak for yourself! I know several people who love gray '87 Volvos and wouldn't trade them in for anything.

      Erik

  45. We have cut your salary only 5% today. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The stock market fell only 5% this year.
    The economy fell only 5% this year.
    Your mortgage interest fell only 5% this year.

    Only 5% my ass.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  46. Re:Macs are our friends by mbourgon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    3. Actually, most people I know with a mac don't want a Personal Computer and all that entails. They have stuff they want to do and do it. Just because they don't want to have to reinstall drivers or edit a Registry key doesn't make them pathetic or "cyber-squirrel"s.

    --
    "Sometimes a woman is a kind of religion, she can save your soul & set you free from all your sins" - Bad Examples
  47. Re:But, can Microsoft top THIS? by jamesangel · · Score: 2, Funny
    Presumably the MS version will be:

    It didn't go beep beep beep. And the paper was pretty bad, and I got a bad grade.

    Now I have windows; I lose all my papers at least once, and rewriting them makes them much better!

  48. Apple Switcher Ads Now Illegal by standards · · Score: 2, Funny

    It turns out that Microsoft had patented the Switcher ad in January 2001! The patent is known as "Marketing Device For Informing User Of The Low Quality Of Microsoft Products".

    Microsoft attempted to prevent Apple and other vendors from performing competitive marketing.

    Alas, Steve Jobs believed that there was prior art, namely in the Intellevision versus Atari marketing campaign. However, Microsoft claims that the Intellivision ads (1) do not address PCs, and (2) do not address Microsoft products. And therefore the patent IS valid.

    In order to exercise their patent, Microsoft is (1) suing the ass off of Apple, in hopes that no one else will switch, (2) exercising their right to promote their patent in PRO-Microsoft marketing, and (3) creating products that generate documents that cannot work on Microsoft products.

    . Therefore, Apple may no longer use it's switcher ads,

  49. Wintel users are switching to OS X by afantee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have been using and programming Windows, Mac and Unix for over 10 years. Although I always prefer Mac myself because "it just works" , I couldn't really recommend evryone around me to pay extra money for the Mac experiences, knowing there are substancial weakness in the classic Mac OS.

    But with Mac OS X and the new generations of iMac, iBook and PowerBook, the Mac platform suddenly appears perfect for evryone - geeks and novices alike, and amazingly they cost no more than branded Wintel PCs. Take a look at the Apple Store http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/A ppleStore/ and you will notice that every things are just simply beautiful and good value for money: from the $799 CRT iMac, the $999 iBook, to the $1799 PowerBook. The single CPU Xserve with OS X Server and WebObjects and dozens of programming and system tools plus unlimited client license is only $2799, and for $10,999 you can get a 2.52 Terabytes Xserve RAID - much cheaper than the similar products from Dell, HP, Sun or IBM.

    Before any of the usual idiots whining that they can build these things for less, let me just put you straight - you just can't - not to the same level of style or quality. In any case, Apple is probably the best brands (well, the second best following Google according to a recent survey), and certainly not in the business to compete with any of the DIY box makers.

    The real story I am trying to tell is that I have never seen a Mac user switching to Windows in my entire computing life, but have recently persuaded someone to buy an iBook for her first ever computer and witnessed 3 Windows users switching to Mac.

    The lady who bought the iBook lives next door, and she just loves playing with her new toy. Being a middle-aged women and having never touched a computer before, she was initially very nervous and constantly worried that she might break something, so I spent about 2 hours explaining the basics, encouraging her to explore the iBook intuitively, and she kept noticing those clever and cute little touches like the bouncing icons, the magnified dock, the pulsing spot when the iBook is asleep, the amber light ring when recharging, etc. And the next time I met her a few days later, she was playing iTunes, burning CDs, listen to Internet radios, playing GNU Chess, and she was fasinated by the voice recognition capability (which I haven't used very much myself).

    Among the 3 switchers, my brother-in-law has always been a Windows user until recently, and has 4 Wintel boxes at home. He had been using Eclipse for Java programming on a Sony Vaio bought a year ago which already shows its age - it feels really slow just running Eclipse alone and hardly anything else, typically used two batteries to get a reasonable usage. But recently he put some extra RAM to speed up the Vaio, but unfortunately the thing would get hot really quickly and the 2 batteries couldn't last more than 2 hours. So now he have got an iBook - lighter, prettier, much longer bettery life. And Java is so much better and more on Mac OS X.

    The other 2 switcher are all my wife's colleagues: an IT manager and the secretary. When my wife started her new job, she asked for the LCD iMac, but many people including the IT manager and the secretary told her that Macs were no good because no one used them. When the iMac arrived, the IT manager didn't know how to set it up, so my wife (not a computer geek by any stretch of imagination) did it herself (she called me once about the IP address and DNS server). A few weeks later, the secretary quietly bought herself an iMac and an iPod at home, even paid for a .mac account, and basicly appeared to be a Macholic (she started reading about Steve Jobs and swearing at Bill Gates) last time I met her accidentally on a train to London. What's more, she gave away her Windoze PC to some idiot in the lab and persuaded her boss to buy another iMac for her in the office. Interestingly, after playing with my wife's iMac from time to time, the IT manager switched to Mac himself recently and now he can claim he knows Unix.

    1. Re:Wintel users are switching to OS X by afantee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I really doubt that MS can find a real story like this one. None of the Windows users I know prefer the platform for any reason - they either have no choice or simply are ignorant.

  50. Bad analogy by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

    You sound like you know a lot about screwdrivers, can you help me? My screwdriver suddenly started stripping my screws. I don't understand. Did I violate my license agreement? Or did I screw in too many screws?

    I asked my nephew about this, he's good with screwdrivers, and he says that it's because I'm using a cheap screwdriver and it's not compatible with my Philips screws.

    I've been told that I should abandon Philips and use Torx screws in my doorframe. But Torx screws and screwdrivers aren't very common.

    Help?

  51. do you actually KNOW anything about Macs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    Let's see, you admit that you don't/haven't used one. And then you go on to say that they don't work?

    You've made your argument based on outdated facts and hearsay. Nice work.

    Fact is, my Mac burns CD quite well. I click the "burn" button, and it just happens. I didn't even have to install any software beforehand! Pretty steep learning curve there.

    And what if I want to delve into my system more? Well, it's there waiting for me. Remember, it's a BSD variant at heart. I can even recompile my kernel if I want to. That's delving a lot deeper than any Windows user will ever be able to do. Oh yeah, I have a half-dozen different shells on the system, it comes with apache, perl, etc, and you can install the best X11 implementation I've ever seen or heard about with one click.

    As for patches and drivers, OS X takes care of that for me (just like WinXP!). Shit just magically works on this system, and it fucking rules.

    So next time you want to argue something, check around for some current facts before you put your foot in your mouth.

  52. I did the reverse switch, as did two of my friends by jgalun · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't see why almost everyone on Slashdot is making fun of the idea of switching from the Mac to PC. I was an Amiga (2000, upgraded with a Picasso II+ and a 68060 accelerator) owner, then an iMac owner, and now a Windows user.

    Two of my friends switched in the last two years from the Mac to the PC. Both of them were hard-core Mac zealots. One of them is married to a graphic designer, and he himself is a user interface designer, so he was naturally a Mac user for a long time. The other had been a Mac user since he was 10, and was a huge believer that Macs were superior to PCs in any and every way.

    Well, eventually MacOS X came out, and my friend the user interface designer basically made the switch to the PC. Why? Because Macs are too expensive, don't provide the benefits they used to (let's face it - there's no difference between using Photoshop and Quark on the Mac vs. the PC any more), and because Apple broke all of its own great user interface rules with MacOS X.

    My friend who had used Macs since he was 10 switched to the PC because Macs were just too fucking slow. He had a super-speedy Athlon for much less than a new Mac would cost him. He's a big geek, so he runs Linux most of the time, but he uses Windows for gaming.

    And me? I like the fact that Apple puts a lot of thought into how the software works, and how the system works as a whole. I like the fact that the computers are cool looking. But, that is not worth the premium of the MUCH higher cost of Macs (I'm sorry, for what I want to do with my computer Macs are way more expensive). Additionally, I was really, really disappointed by MacOS X's interface. The MacOS had such a great interface, and now it's as lame as Windows. So why pay a premium for it?

    On the other hand, a friend of mine who was a PC-zealot (he used to mock my iMac all the time, and thought Mac users were idiots) just visited an Apple Store and has become a total convert. It's fascinating.

    Anyway, I guess the point is, it's not ridiculous for people to switch from PCs to Macs, and it's not ridiculous to switch from Macs to PCs. Seriously, different platforms have different advantages. MS showing people who went from Mac to PC is no more ridiculous than showing people going from PC to Mac.

    (When I switched from Mac to PC, I found the PC annoying at first. But then I got used to it, and now I find the Mac annoying when I first start using it again. A lot of this is what you're used to.)

  53. Re:Main reasons to switch from Windows to Mac by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Just to nitpick:
    • From what I have seen, only the Mac laptops are a better "value" than comparable Wintel laptops. Considering all the features (firewire, etc.) that the iBook comes with, it's probably the best value on the market. Desktops - not so much, I'd say.
    • There is no version of Quark for OSX (yet!). Sure you can run it in Classic, but that's one of the biggest gripes pro Mac users have these days. Of course, that doesn't mean graphics pros are switching to XP - it just means they aren't quite as sold on OSX as Apple would like them to be.
    • I won't argue on the ease of use and the interoperability. You can argue both ways, but I think you can make a good case for the Mac there.
    • The Mac laptops are pretty darn sweet. ;-)
  54. Re:No, YOU need a HUG. by phatlipmojo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speaking of tool, do you have any idea how much of a corporate tool you are?

    Says the porno maven.

    --

    Nice things are nicer than nasty ones.
  55. Now that is something I haven't seen before... by tjwhaynes · · Score: 4, Funny

    A web de-singer character.

    Someone who is going out of their way to remove singing from the web. Does he work for RIAA? :-)

    Cheers,

    Toby Haynes

    --
    Anything I post is strictly my own thoughts and doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the opinions of IBM.
  56. The most amusing part by nsayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple's switch campaign used ordinary folks. Microsoft's practically requires MCSEs.

    It's only fair, of course. That's pretty much how the two operating systems stack up as well. :-)

  57. Why I switched: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cost.

    In the old days:
    - Apple hardware cost more but it was very dependable.
    - Mac OS upgrades used to be free for minor updates and major releases (every 2 to 3 years) were resonably priced.
    - Lots of free stuff like hypercard and later iMovie and blah@mac.com accounts.

    Now:
    - Hardware is still ~40% more than similar PC stuff.
    - Dependablity has dropped to "white box" levels.
    - iMoive et all applications cost $100 per year (to stay up to date)
    - blah@mac.com accounts cost $130 per year PER ACCOUNT PER YEAR.
    - Software updates cost $130 per year.

    $360 per year for the feeding of a Mac is IMO too much. I resently bought a Toshiba 1115-S103 laptop (1.5Ghz Cel, 20G HD, 256M RAM, WinXP Home and a 14" screen) for $750 (new after $200 rebate). A similar iBook would be $1540 ($1050 + $130 + $360) over two years as opposed to my Toshiba for $900 ($750 + $150 for possible OS update costs).

    In other words: screw Apple until they drop the cost their software/.Mac costs. I love Mac OS X (on my iMac 400 DV) but my laptop (RedHat for work and WinXP for games) gets 90% of my time.

    And yes, Mac OS X is clearly a better OS than MS XP but IMO just not worth the extra cost for me.

    As for desktops, Apple loses again. Replacement parts for Macs cost way too much and take too long to get. I can replace any part in my desktop PC in less than 24 hours and do it myself. A Mac will cost you atleast twice the price for parts, require professional installation most of the time and take a minimum of one week to get the parts and one week for installation.

    Now if Apple sold an ATX Mobo I might return ...

    1. Re:Why I switched: by annodomini · · Score: 4, Interesting
      In the old days:
      - Apple hardware cost more but it was very dependable.
      - Mac OS upgrades used to be free for minor updates and major releases (every 2 to 3 years) were resonably priced.
      - Lots of free stuff like hypercard and later iMovie and blah@mac.com accounts.

      Now:
      - Hardware is still ~40% more than similar PC stuff.
      - Dependablity has dropped to "white box" levels.
      - iMoive et all applications cost $100 per year (to stay up to date)
      - blah@mac.com accounts cost $130 per year PER ACCOUNT PER YEAR.
      - Software updates cost $130 per year.

      $360 per year for the feeding of a Mac is IMO too much. I resently bought a Toshiba 1115-S103 laptop (1.5Ghz Cel, 20G HD, 256M RAM, WinXP Home and a 14" screen) for $750 (new after $200 rebate). A similar iBook would be $1540 ($1050 + $130 + $360) over two years as opposed to my Toshiba for $900 ($750 + $150 for possible OS update costs).

      This is blatantly wrong. None of these prices are right, at least on the mac end, unless you are talking about something other than US$. iMovie et al. are free. The only one which is not freely available is iDVD, which is bundled with iLife for $50. Mac.com accounts are $100 per year, not $130, and you never included the price of a similar service with the Toshiba. Comparing Mac.com prices with other similar services (you have to add up a few, such as an imap mailbox, plus 100 MB WebDAV disk space, plus web space, plus a bunch of free software), you find that $100 a year is a fair price. Jaguar may have been $130, but as you said, before there were free incremental updates and reasonably priced major ones. This is still the case. $130 is a pretty damn reasonable price for Jaguar. And we haven't had long enough to see how often updates like this will come out.

      You still get tons of free stuff with MacOS. iTunes, iMovie, iCal, Mail, iPhoto, iSync, Safari, X11, a complete BSD distribution, Project Builder and related development tools, etc. Last time I checked Microsoft charged an awful lot for Visual Studio, not to mention anything equivalent to the rest of that (I don't pretend to be an expert on the exact product offerings and pricing of Microsoft software).

      So, if you want to compare prices between similar Macs/PC offerings, please at least quote the correct price and compare similar items.

    2. Re:Why I switched: by shayborg · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not a Mac apologist. I have nothing against Windows in general (beyond the Microsoft business practices), and if a Windows machine ever appeals to me more than a Mac I won't hesitate to switch over. But, as of right now, I am very satisfied with OS 10.2 (on the same machine as your desktop, actually), and this kind of unjustified bashing needs correcting. Some of your statements do have a basis in fact, but the rest just smack of bitterness. ;-)

      - Hardware is still ~40% more than similar PC stuff.

      On desktops, probably. Laptops, no.

      - Dependablity has dropped to "white box" levels.

      This one I haven't seen. Look here. I'm guessing you're the only person who thinks that.

      - iMoive et all applications cost $100 per year (to stay up to date)

      iMovie, iTunes, and iPhoto are all completely free, unless you feel like paying for a CD to be shipped to you. iDVD costs, last I checked, $49, but that's only for computers that ship with an Apple SuperDrive. I don't know where that's coming from.

      - blah@mac.com accounts cost $130 per year PER ACCOUNT PER YEAR.

      Um ... It's $99. I think there's a discount or something if you buy a new computer, but I'm not definite. And of course, no one is forcing you to use .Mac. I have a Mac, and I haven't used .Mac since they started charging for it, and it hasn't exactly been a deal-killer.

      $360 per year for the feeding of a Mac is IMO too much. I resently bought a Toshiba 1115-S103 laptop (1.5Ghz Cel, 20G HD, 256M RAM, WinXP Home and a 14" screen) for $750 (new after $200 rebate). A similar iBook would be $1540 ($1050 + $130 + $360) over two years as opposed to my Toshiba for $900 ($750 + $150 for possible OS update costs).

      You can redo the math yourself, but look what you got -- that Toshiba laptop has a Celeron, weighs 7 pounds, and has 2 hours of battery life. You've already considered the OS, so I won't rant about that. If that extra couple hundred dollars is worth it for you, go ahead. I won't dispute your opinion, but your facts could use some help. Sorry for ranting a little (OK, a lot), but unsupported bashing really has no place in a supposedly neutral discussion. :-)

      -- shayborg

  58. 95% is not enough for M$ by phillymjs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thus spake Microsoft's Mike Maples, who may have since left the company, "If someone thinks we're not after Lotus and after WordPerfect and after Borland, they're confused ... My job is to get a fair share of the software applications market, and to me that's 100 percent." (Emphasis mine)

    Maples said this around 10 years ago, but that was and still is pretty much the mentality of everyone in power in the company-- even with 95% of the market, the greedy bastards still lose sleep at night at the thought of dollars going into a competitor's coffers.

    The above quote either came from Cringely's Accidental Empires, or Wallace & Erickson's Hard Drive, I can't remember right now-- I recalled it verbatim because it was so galling to read that it has stuck in my mind.

    ~Philly

  59. Super Villains switch to Linux by mccrew · · Score: 2, Funny
    Somehow this seems appropriate to the discussion...

    Super Villains switch to Linux (warning: it's Flash)

    -Steve (not the Steve from the animation)

    --
    Hey, Windows users, there is no such thing as "forward" slash, there is only slash and backslash.
  60. Re:Legit marketing by MS by Clock+Nova · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not that they can't do it, its that they shouldn't do it. It's such a blatant rip off of the Apple ads that it makes them seem rather foolish and desperate.

    But then, they rip off so much from so many companies, that I think we've come to expect this sort of behavior from MS.

    --
    There they were, sitting in the van with all those dials, and the cat was dead. -V. Marchetti, CIA
  61. Our Marketing department swiched... by weave · · Score: 3, Interesting
    By corporate mandate, Marketing had to ditch their Macs and switch to Dells. We, the tech department, gleefully went down there one day and confiscated their G4 towers. We then hooked them up in our offices and started playing. I loved mine so much I bought an iMac for home last summer and just yesterday took delivery of my new 12" G4 PB.

    Meanwhile, Marketing's switch to dells and XP has left them miserable. Does that count? Sure was a sensible switch in my mind. Their loss, my gain! In fact I'm typing this in using Safari right now!

  62. dialogs by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's the new dialog boxes that drive most OS9'ers crazy. OS X definitely took a step backward in terms of navigation through the dialog boxes, which made a lot more sense in 9. I've gotten used to them by now but I saw a lot of frustration expressed on lists and so forth about the new dialog boxes; Apple should really rethink them, or Default Folder X should get a lot better....

  63. Re:No, YOU need a HUG. by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Informative
    Hmmm. Last Mac I purchased didn't include awk, sed, gcc, or vim. What it did not allow one to do easily: add memory, change monitors, add more than four peripherals without buying a "hub" and having cables all over the desk, add any peripheral other than a USB device without also buying an adapter and praying that someone had written drivers for the device that would work on the system, change from an IDE hard-drive to SCSI, add a second internal hard drive, add an internal DVD player, upgrade the internal CD-ROM drive, swap out the video card and add a new sounds card. Yes, Macs can run all kinds of great software. I've got one running Gentoo Linux. But they are dumbed-down hardware-- at least the iMacs are. That's not better design, it's just less flexible.

    Yes, the iMacs are dumbed down hardware. That was the point - entry-level computer.

    However, my G4 (post-OS X) came with awk, sed, gcc, and vim. I can also add memory just by popping open the side of the computer (which can be done WHILE it's running! Though I do need to shut down to add the memory) and plugging it in. I can change monitors incredibly simply, same as you can with any other PC, and I never have to install a driver (can you say the same?), I can add a boatload of peripherals, including 256 USB or Firewire devices, I don't need to worry about cables since I've got an airport antenna built in (and if I had a new Powerbook, it'd also have 802.11g and Bluetooth), I can add any USB or Firewire peripheral - and if by some odd chance I want serial, I can buy an adapter for less than $10 (and as for SCSI, I have no interest in it, thanks to Firewire - including internal Firewire, thank you), I can put a second internal hard drive in with my eyes closed, add an internal DVD burner(!), swap out the video card (or run two of 'em, like I do now, to support my three monitors), and add a new sound card, or use a Firewire 8-channel interface such as the ones from MOTU or Digidesign.

    Yes, the iMac is dumbed down hardware. But don't compare it to real computers, compare it to those super tiny minitowers on the PC side that you can't upgrade either.

    For comparison of your expandable system, compare it to my expandable system. Then run my OS in an emulator window on your computer, and really prove that you can do anything, just like me. ;)

    -T