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Dell To Techs: Don't Help Customers Remove Spyware

Alien54 writes "Well, more exactly, be advised that if you are giving a Dell for Xmas, not only will it probably come preloaded with spyware, but their tech support lines will refuse to tell users how to remove it, and will not give people advice on where to find some good tools to remove it. As seen in the latest newsletter from SpyWareInfo, Dell sent an internal memo to its tech support minions which says in part: 'NOTICE: Use of spyware removal software may conflict with user license agreements of other applications installed on your system. Please consult your user license agreements for further information. Dell does not endorse the use of spyware removal software and cannot provide support on these products.' This means we do not take callers to download.com or doxdesk.com, nor do we recommend spyware removal programs, nor do we advise callers on the use of spyware removal programs. This includes using phrases "We don't support the removal of spyware, but I use..."'" (Read on below.Update: 12/03 06:36 GMT by T : And for an update, too.) "Now isn't that just nifty. Several folks in the antispyware/antivirus community have signed an open letter to Dell Inc. asking them to retract this possibly foolish and misguided policy. That letter is located at here." Update: 12/03 06:36 GMT Mike Healan, editor of spywareinfo.com, writes "The original posting is misleading. Dell is absolutely not installing or preinstalling spyware and the headline gives the impression that it is."

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  1. Nasty by Steve+'Rim'+Jobs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But an obvious solution, I guess, is simply to not recommend Dell to your friends and family. Not that I ever did in the first place.

    1. Re:Nasty by pentalive · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I stopped in at the local gateway barn, and asked about their machines. If you install Linux on your gateway - you void the warrenty.

    2. Re:Nasty by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you install Linux on your gateway - you void the warrenty.
      Even on the hardware? Is that legal?

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    3. Re:Nasty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've been recommending Apple to my family for a while now. It just isn't worth my time to dick around with windows 98, talk people through antivirus installs over the phone, tell people that "No, a firewall isn't an antivirus" and yeah, they need ad-aware.

      Seriously, is there any reason why the clueless folks shouldn't just use apple? Isn't it still more user friendly? Isn't it reliable, with a good warantee?

      Sure, the $1,000 PC is more "powerful" than the $1,000 Apple, but which one do you think will work flawlessly for the next five years?

      I don't have an apple, because I'm a poor college student. Also, they don't have ProE or Solidworks on apple, so I doubt I'll be getting one soon. Or maybe I will, just for home stuff so I won't take work home with me. Who knows?

    4. Re:Nasty by judicar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Friend: Dood, you know about computers right? me: Well yeah... Friend: Cool, I have this problem ... me: No hablo ingles. Friend: what? hey where are you going??? me: [sound of running feet] Friend: Dood! Come back!

    5. Re:Nasty by MrLint · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Funny, i stopped recommending Dell a number of years ago. and this is why, Useless tech support, Using lexmark OEMed printers that abuse the DCMA and are counter to competition and customers choice not to be price gouged.

      Let see i recall the time that i had a dead *clicking* harddrive and the tech wanted me to boot to a dos floppy to attempt to access the NTFS formatted hard drive. All of these things i made him aware of. i left the receiver on the clicking drive for 5 minutes while i wasted time making up the dos floppy he requested. this is but one of a number of unpleasant and unproductive support calls to dell.

      So now i have 3 reasons. 1) stupid support 2) OEMed DMCA abuse, and 3) factory installed spyware.

    6. Re:Nasty by garcia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      perhaps it is because I become nearly violent with them when they ask me to help with something.

      I have absolutetly no interest in helping people with their computer problems. They didn't buy that computer from Dell to ask me to fix it.

      Perhaps you aren't a raving asshole to them when they ask for help but you sure do come off as one when you post a comment for others that probably know as much, if not more, about computers than you do.

    7. Re:Nasty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have a friend at work that just bought a Dell. First thing he did was install Norton anti-virus software not knowing it was preloaded with McAfee AV. Oops! Dead computer. Calls up Dell and asks what to do. Dell tells him they will send him three CDs that will allow him to reload everything. It works. Then he got the bill for $300 for the disks! They say, send 'em back. He will find out tonight if they are copyable or not. Dude! Your getting screwed! I'd say, stay away from Dell mself. I always build my own, but he elected to "avoid the headaches". I will point him to Slashdot and this story tomorrow. I am sure he is not going to be happy. Though I have already pointed him to the usual anti-spyware websites. Lindows from Wal-Mart anybody?

    8. Re:Nasty by ibsteveog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, I know it sounds crazy, but i went through the same harddrive problem you just described...

      However, we put the dead and clicking harddrive (it wouldnt boot b/c the motherboard wouldnt recognize it) into another computer as a slave, and even though that computer's motherboard didn't recognize it either, windows was still able to access and read it, and the drive still works as a slave to this day (only a few weeks after the fact, but still).

      I considered myself fairly knowledgable about computers, but I was really surprised to find that a hard drive was readable even when it wasnt recognized by the BIOS and was unbootable.. so maybe if you had booted off a DOS disk, you could have read it. It never hurts to try something... (also, we froze the harddrive for several hours to try to resuscitate it... I dunno if it helped, but it didnt kill the drive.)

    9. Re:Nasty by slamb · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Besides, if somebody I know gets a computer, what they hell are they calling Dell's phone support for? I dont know about you, but the people I know recognize me as an expert on computers. Perhaps if the people you know dont, its because you arent.

      I don't know about you, but the people I know recognize me as someone who is very busy. I occasionally help out friends/family with computer problems[*], but there's no way I could possibly keep up if they all came to me with all their computer-related problems.

      Even so, I'm more likely to recommend they get it from a smaller dealer or, for somewhat more knowledgeable people, stretch themselves by trying to build it themselves (I help pick out good parts). I tell them to take it to a place in-town for help if they need it. The per-incident cost, though it doesn't seem like it, will actually be less than the up-front support cost at a place like Dell.

      [*] - It's much easier to solve the problem when you know the person's skill level and are actually there. Even assuming there is someone competent on the other end of the support line (a shaky assumption), they're handicapped, so I know I can do a better job. Besides, it's quite rewarding when I can actually teach someone how to do something.

    10. Re:Nasty by hatchetman82 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i think the point he was making is that DOS boot disks (if it is indeed plain old DOS) cant read NTFS

    11. Re:Nasty by corbettw · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Reminds me of the time I spoke with some moron tech support rep at Cox Cable Internet. The guy wanted me to type in "help" in the address bar of my browser. I asked him what he expected to happen. He said it should take me to the ISP's help section. I asked him "Do you know what a resolver is?" He said "huh?" I said "Transfer me to second level, you're out of your league."

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    12. Re:Nasty by dbc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nice troll, but I'll bite. I'm happy for you that you are recognized as an expert on computers. When you also become expert at time management, like say, the day when you grow up and your time actually becomes valuable, only very special friends will get your free advice.

      As to IBM, I must say that the most pleasant, almost-no-time-on-hold, intelligent, responsive, helpful, "please send it back to us shipping charges COD", help line call I have ever been on was to IBM. I made a note of that.... what a contrast that was to hours of wasted lifespan waiting for and talking to idoits at other companies (Dell, to name one). Using my personal data points, I simply can't paint IBM's customer support with the same brush as everyone else.

    13. Re:Nasty by bronaugh · · Score: 3, Informative

      Usually, I'd refuse to take the bait, but you're wrong here.

      This is what the 'search' parameter is about in /etc/resolv.conf if on Linux(dunno about more general UNIX) or whatever monkey-word they use in Windows. Basically, it'll try resolving barewords like the one you posted there first using normal resolve techniques, then it'll tack on the domain and try again if resolving fails. So it might have been help.coxcable.net or something... nonetheless, tech support guy was probably a drooling idiot.

      But they're not always totally full of crap -- I've had some good help from them on occasion, usually pointing out my more dumbass mistakes (which I'm grateful for -- saves me a lot of time).

    14. Re:Nasty by bigman2003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I recommended an Apple one time.

      For the next 3 years, my neighbor/friend would ask me every month or so why they can't run all of the software that was on sale at the computer store.

      I tried to tell them that well, the computer was easier to use, and all that.

      They just wanted to run the copy of Freddy Fish that grandma bought for the kids.

      Honestly, that was the last time I recommended a computer to someone like that.

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    15. Re:Nasty by PReDiToR · · Score: 3, Informative
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    16. Re:Nasty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not true either. As the owner of a gateway, i can attest to warrenting a gateway laptop that had linux installed on it this summer (mobo failed). Gateway knew I had installed linux. No problems. They just won't tech linux. Which is quite reasonable as no one supports software they didn't sell. As a side note, the gateway laptops take linux (SuSe at least) quite well.

    17. Re:Nasty by LnxAddct · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wish the people I knew didn't recognize me as an expert... My aunt brought her computer to my house on Thanksgiving!And no it wasn't a laptop, and no she didn't mention this to me at all beforehand. Ya know what she said? she said, "Hey Steve, I brought a computer with me, think ya could fix it?" I laughed because we were at a family event and I knew noone would dare request something like that on Thanskgiving. After I realized that noone else was laughing, I grudgingly said, "Whats wrong with it?". And you know what she had the balls to say? "It's slow." !!!! It was a Dell if your wondering and it had a P4 with 1.8ghz and 128 mb of ram. It wasn't the fastest thing in the world, but it certainly wasn't the slowest! She was just used to her suped up computer in work. I tried explaining to her the situation, she just kept saying,"Oh I'm sure you can work that magic of yours" and thigns along those lines. She refused to accept no. And then she tried to make me feel bad because she had to bring it all the way here. I did eventually give in, give it a look and clean up some things, but it didn't really change anything(at least not what she wanted changed). In short, this Thanksgiving sucked.

      The question is: Why the hell do people think that you can magically make their computers faster? And why do they ask you at the most inconvenient times? Anyone else have any stories like this?

    18. Re:Nasty by ibsteveog · · Score: 5, Informative

      I hope I don't sound like a troll... but it's fairly easy to read ntfs from DOS... it would naive to think he meant DOS 6.2 or something...

      Look at www.ntfs.com, they offer a DOS boot disk capable of reading NTFS partitions, for free-as-in-beer

    19. Re:Nasty by Arker · · Score: 4, Funny

      For the next 3 years, my neighbor/friend would ask me every month or so why they can't run all of the software that was on sale at the computer store... They just wanted to run the copy of Freddy Fish that grandma bought for the kids.

      They can.

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    20. Re:Nasty by ncr53c8xx · · Score: 3, Informative
      Even on the hardware? Is that legal?

      Gateway had a policy until a year ago that the warranty would be void if you even installed software after you purchased the computer. For instance, if you installed a retail version of PhotoShop, your warranty would be void. However, this is not illegal.

    21. Re:Nasty by mormop · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Had someone in the UK that bought a laptop from Dell. It came with MS Works which she wanted to use for day to day paperwork while visiting clients. Anyhow, first problem was that there was no way to set the deafult page size to A4 or anything other than US Letter for that matter.

      She calls Dell and asks them. The first thing they ask is "have you installed any software on it"? Not seeing a contractual getout coming she told them she'd installed her Mortgage Broking software (for that is her job) only to be told that as she's put software on that didn't come from them it would cost her 15 an answer.

      Now I can see that they don't want to answer questions along the lines of "I put this obscure bit of freeware on and now it won't start" but for christ's sake, bundling a package that requires regedit to set the page size to the correct one for her country and then charging her to sort it out is shitwit behaviour of the worst order.

      After this I won't use the likes of Dell, Gateway, etc., and go for small/medium independant suppliers or build it myself as you can at least get support from the same person who tends to remember you.

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    22. Re:Nasty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been recommending Apple to my family for a while now. It just isn't worth my time to dick around with windows 98

      As for myself, I wouldn't recommend Apple, because System 8.1 is just too ugly and outdated to try to support.

      At which point, all the MacTaliban scream "wot y00 on d00d, System 8.1 came out in 1998!!1 Modern macs use OS.X!!1! it's much better!".
      I rest my case.

    23. Re:Nasty by bdowne01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Apparently unlike everyone else replying to this, I did buy my mom a Mac.

      Her requirements were problems: Microsoft Money, had an HP printer/fax/copier that didn't have OS X drivers, as well as some other misc. software

      However, running Win2K at the time on a PC, she was having the constant security updates, virus problems, and of course spyware (Gator was rampant on her machine).

      I just explained that not everything she had on the PC would work on the Mac, and she might have to rebuy some of her software or convert to a different package. In return for helping buy her the computer, she agreed to do that.

      HP released an official driver a few months after her G4 arrived, and in the mean time, I let her borrow my old DeskJet.

      That was 3 years ago, and she's never been happier with her Mac. She's had one problem with a faulty modem (a simple return to an Apple store had it fixed in an hour), otherwise it's been problem free, and I've had more free time to work on other things than my mom's computer problems.

      You could copy and paste that story with my mother-in-law as well...

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    24. Re:Nasty by Travis+Fisher · · Score: 2, Informative
      pentalive wrote: ... If you install Linux on your gateway - you void the warrenty.

      The same is true for Compaq, at least their laptops marketed through Circuit City. The salesperson let me know this when I asked him if he knew anything about how well the hardware was supported under Linux. He said that some other customers had had trouble getting under-warranty support when they had installed Linux. We stood there and went through every piece of paper that came with the new computer, and no-where was this written down. But when we called Compaq/HP customer service, the woman with the Indian accent eventually verified that this was true. According to her it violates the HARDWARE warranty to even repartition the hard drive. For the pedantics out there, yes, it is possible to get a Linux installation without repartitioning the hard drive, and from what I could tell from their representative this would still make them cry foul about the hardware warranty, but how do I know for sure? It isn't in writing anywhere.

      For the record, this took place about 8 months ago. I ended up buying a Compaq laptop from them anyway and installing Linux, but I usually run Windows XP anyway. (Why? Mainly because I couldn't get Linux to do suspend or power management, and the first time the laptop hard- crashed by running completely out of battery I said I'm never going to do that again because that really will destroy a battery fast, which means never using it on the battery under Linux to be safe...)

    25. Re:Nasty by Xyd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Recommending a Mac to your mother to reduce your job as a "support" entity is somewhat selfish. When I purchased a PC for my mother for Christmas, I gave her the option of a Mac or a Dell. While the Mac would be easier to use, she would not be able to offer help to her blue-haired buddies, get help from them, or use something as simple as YIM. "Okay Thelma, right-click on that icon thingy. What? You don't have a right mouse button? Jeez Thelma, your kid bought you a one-buttoned mouse?

    26. Re:Nasty by dillon_rinker · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I will bet you my next five paychecks that this is not official Dell policy. Rather, this is an employee using a vague but believable pseudo-policy to end customer calls as quickly as he can, thereby improving the statistics that are used to evaluate him

      For those who have never worked in a call center, there is one core stat used to evaluate workers: call volume. The more calls you answer, the more they pay you. The phone switches allow this stat to be measured easily. There is the expectation that customers will be satisfied, policies will be followed, etc. but it's practically impossible to measure or verify this.

      Your conclusion still follows - if you can buy locally from someone who can support you, do so. It doesn't matter if you're being screwed by a technician (who disobeys policy) or by his corporate masters (who implement poor policy) - you're still screwed if you buy nationally.

    27. Re:Nasty by jridley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For instance, if you installed a retail version of PhotoShop, your warranty would be void. However, this is not illegal.

      It might be. If, for instance, you can show that they market and sell the computer and imply that the computer can run software other than what came with it. If you bought the computer with the expectation that you could run this software, and they encouraged that belief, then they can't then pull your warranty when you follow through.

      Otherwise, it'd be like a car dealer not honoring the warranty on the powertrain because you bolted in a fire extinguisher in the trunk.

    28. Re:Nasty by dossen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Funny, I've always been told by people who are supposed to know about such things that batteries should be fully discharged once in a while. How would that be able to hurt the battery, and if it could, I'd expect a safety cut off in hardware before that point (there is afterall enough electronics in laptop batteries to measure voltage, identify manufacturer, and display current charge level, why not cut power when the level gets too low (in fact I'd expect the laptop to shutdown before that time, since the voltage should fall when the battery nears depletion))?

    29. Re:Nasty by Rinikusu · · Score: 4, Informative

      I concur. One of the common "outs" as a technician we had (to decrease call time, increase volume) was to goad the customer into saying "Yes, I installed _anything_" at which point the phone call could be terminated with "Well, sir/ma'am, the problem could be with the software you installed. You will need to uninstall the software and please call back if the problem continues. Thankyouforcalling*click*". Another good one was virii. "Sir/ma'am, we recommend the use of antivirus software and you should do some research to determine which software package is best for your needs. I cannot assist you in backing up your data, but I'd be happy to walk you through a reformat/reinstall of the Operating System which will result in total data loss. No? Thankyouforcalling*click*".

      I found that being in tech support which only used call time and volume as metrics resulted in a two very specific kinds of persons being "bred" to thrive in such an environment: Clever, stinking little boggies (see Bored of the Rings) whose main goal is to find the most amazing way to turn a typical "real support" issue into a support boundary call (i.e. assholes), and clueless script readers who offer absolutely no help other than what they can read and have customers hang up on them. The "good" techs end up becoming disgusted, jaded, and quit or are fired for not meeting metrics.

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    30. Re:Nasty by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, in a way it does make sense to void a warranty if someone installs a different OS. You see, windows controls power management by doing things like spinning down the hard drive after inactivity or turning off the monitor when not in use. These things extend the life of the hardware, and using a different OS may, as a result, shorten the length of the hardware. Not that it is a good policy, but it is not a completely unreasonable one, either.

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  2. Sorry, hang on by kid-noodle · · Score: 5, Informative

    That excerpt from the memo says no such thing.

    What it says is Dell are for some reason now very aware that they're at risk of getting sued if they advise people to do thinks that violate somebody's EULA.

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    1. Re:Sorry, hang on by nexex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      not only that, you could you argue that it was an endorsement from dell. if you end up frying your system from using some software the dell tech told you to use, dell might be found liable

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    2. Re:Sorry, hang on by BortQ · · Score: 4, Interesting
      EULA bullshit pisses me off.

      It's just legal FUD. I cannot honestly believe that Dell is scared of breaking some totally unenforceable third-party EULAs.

      There has to be another reason why they are doing this. I can't think of any good ones though...

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    3. Re:Sorry, hang on by CrowScape · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK. I was just thinking that since there seems to be little functional difference between a click-through agreement and something just attached to a piece of code that there might be a problem. Plus the word "License" in both the names "End-User License Agreement" and "General Public License" seems it would put them into the same category. But, now that I think about it, copyright should protect it.

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    4. Re: Sorry, hang on by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Interesting


      > That excerpt from the memo says no such thing. What it says is Dell are for some reason now very aware that they're at risk of getting sued if they advise people to do thinks that violate somebody's EULA.

      Of course, the correct solution for Dell would be to tell vendors that they will not ship computers with software that has EULAs that enforce such a blatant screwing of Dell's customers.

      There's something very wrong with the PC economy if a company the size of Dell has to go along with what their suppliers want instead of what their customers want. Especially when what the customers want is so damnably reasonable.

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    5. Re: Sorry, hang on by Niten · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course, the correct solution for Dell would be to tell vendors that they will not ship computers with software that has EULAs that enforce such a blatant screwing of Dell's customers.

      I believe the hypothetical EULAs that kid-noodle is referring to are not EULAs for software pre-installed on the computer, but rather for software that the user installs himself.

      For example: Imagine somebody purchases a Dell, then hooks it up to the Internet and downloads Software A, which includes - and by its EULA can only legally be run with - Spyware B. Now imagine that the user, irritated that B is having its way with his computer, calls Dell tech support for help. If Dell instructs the user to download an Ad-Aware workalike that delete B but leaves A still installed on the system, then Dell has put the user in violation of an EULA.

      Now telling a friend to violate an EULA in such a manner would hardly place any of us in a moral dilemma; however, it does present a potential legal issue, and one that cannot safely be disregarded by a company with as many clients as Dell. I, for one, see how this could be a necessary move on Dell's part.

      Think of it this way: When you buy a new car you are given a warranty on what the manufacturer has sold to you, but you cannot rightfully expect the manufacturer to warranty the new ignition control chip you put in. This is no different.

    6. Re: Sorry, hang on by jettoblack · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unless Dell is the one who runs Ad-Aware on the user's machine, how can Dell possibly be held accountable over the terms of a EULA which they've never heard of, never seen, and certainly never agreed to?

      What Dell is saying is the equivalent of a Best Buy employee telling you "I can't tell you where we keep the CD-Rs, because you might use them to commit a crime and then I'd be liable."

      No, something more sinister is going on here...

  3. What on Earth are they thinking?! by That_Dan_Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Who's lawyers called up theirs to tell them user license agreements would be violated if Dell techs told people how to remove Spyware and therefore make Dell liable and sueable?!

    Well, no matter, we wipe all the Dells we get in at my company (thank god for RIS).

    Jeesh...

  4. Dell is not your computer handyman by bconway · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you buy a Dell, they support the hardware and software they sold you. They don't support random crap you decided to download from the Internet, nor will they be able to answer your cooking questions. Why does this surprise people?

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    1. Re:Dell is not your computer handyman by AvantLegion · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Well, the problem is that Dell can get a bad name for customer support, from idiots whose spyware-riddled computers don't work right. If Dell can't fix it for them, then Dell products must be crap, the idiot thinking goes.

      Most people would be smart enough to realize that damage caused from sugar being poured into a car's gas tank is not the responsibility of the car manufacturer, but when it comes to computers, far fewer people are able to make similar parallels.

    2. Re: Dell is not your computer handyman by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


      > Why does this surprise people?

      I think it's that quaint old idea that companies should at least pretend to have their customers' best interests in mind.

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    3. Re:Dell is not your computer handyman by aborchers · · Score: 5, Funny
      Just got one of the HP deals at Walmart, spent 3 hours despying/adware'ing it.


      Now you can go see an exorcist to erase the black smudge on your soul you received for shopping at Walmart.

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    4. Re:Dell is not your computer handyman by flynt · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dell is selling you a computer with spyware PRE-INSTALLED

      Says who??? The only place it says that is in the write-up submitted to Slashdot. Let's have a look at what spywareinfo has to say...

      If you or a family member receive a Dell PC as a gift this Christmas, you may be in for a surprise, if it becomes infected with spyware.

      So it sounds like just what the parent of your post claimed; they simply won't help you remove the crap you put on yourself. Try to keep your facts straight next time instead of jumping to unwarranted conclusions. Also, use that advice for all your life's endeavors.

    5. Re:Dell is not your computer handyman by Baggio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hell, I'm a techie type myself, and I think some of their prices are tough to beat. If I'm just building a generic rig, I can be completely sure that Dell is going to have a model with similar parts at a fraction of my cost. I won't be using that as my gaming rig or my main PC, but for everything else... can't beat it.

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    6. Re:Dell is not your computer handyman by laird · · Score: 2, Informative

      They've rewritten the article to explicitly corrent for /.'s misleading article summary (and I didn't catch the "if" in the article the first time around, my bad). Dell is _not_ installing spyware on PC's, they're just refusing to help any of their customers who end up with spyware on their computer. I still think that this is a mistake, since Dell should be more concerned with their customer's computer working than in offending some spyware company's lawyers, but it's not as horrifying as I earlier thought.

    7. Re:Dell is not your computer handyman by laird · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're correct -- I misread the article (which has since been made more clear in correcting /.'s summary). That being said, I think that it's lame of Dell not to at least guide naive users towards third party products that could help them. Especially since adware is almost always snuck onto PC's without the user's knowledge (bundled into some other app, or via ActiveX, etc., with only a vague or misleading description). Given how big a problem this is for many users (pretty much anyone with a PC), it's pretty irresponsible of Dell to refuse to discuss the problem with its customers.

    8. Re:Dell is not your computer handyman by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 2, Informative
      So it sounds like just what the parent of your post claimed; they simply won't help you remove the crap you put on yourself. Try to keep your facts straight next time instead of jumping to unwarranted conclusions.

      You may want to reconsider your statement. Read carefully.

      NOTICE: Use of spyware removal software may conflict with user license agreements of other applications installed on your system.

      Of what knowledge does Dell have of EULA's on your system other than the ones they have installed?

  5. can't blame `em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spyware is a pain in the neck to remove (regedit anyone?), and tech support for removing it probably costs them a fortune.

    This just sounds like a semi-good excuse to me.

  6. Dude, by xerxesVII · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not getting a Dell!

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  7. well it doesn't matter too much by jr87 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    dozens upon dozens of help forums talk about it. Whole articles are dedicated the fighting spyware. If a customer is looking for an answer there is no possible way that he could miss many of these articles.
    "we don't support it but I use Spybot Search and destroy" (on my dad's win2k box)
    "We don't support it but I use linux"

    1. Re:well it doesn't matter too much by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We don't support it, but I use Apple"
      "We don't support it, but yes the weather IS quite nice in Sri Lanka"

      You know, that kind of response.

    2. Re:well it doesn't matter too much by DarkBlackFox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      dozens upon dozens of help forums talk about it. Whole articles are dedicated the fighting spyware. If a customer is looking for an answer there is no possible way that he could miss many of these articles.

      1) How many average Joe Sixpack computer users are aware of the existance of forums or discussion groups.

      2) A number of said spyware programs hijack search pages. Running a search through what appears to be Google may result in viagra ads and links to more spyware.

      3) Some spyware physically interrupts the internet connection. How would average user find the online articles with no internet connection or a computer too slow to do anything with?

      I work for a small computer repair shop, and 95% of the calls/service requests we get are directly related to spyware/junkware. I can't complain, because Dell refusing support would only increase our business. However, I can't help but feel a bit ashamed that the largest OEM in the industry shifted all consumer phone support overseas, and now refuses to support one of the biggest problems facing home users to date. Why aren't spyware apps considered viruses? Certainly the behavior of some programs borders on virus-like. Does Dell even support virus removal?

    3. Re:well it doesn't matter too much by loraksus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yeah, they support removing viruses - fdisk, format, reinstall.

      Whether one can consider that "support" or "rolling" is a different question, but hey. . .

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  8. Alternatives by Steve+'Rim'+Jobs · · Score: 2, Funny

    HP
    IBM
    Compaq
    Alienware
    Gateway
    Build your own

    We have choices, after all.

  9. We remove spyware all day long by bravehamster · · Score: 4, Informative

    At the small computer shop I run, we're making quite a bit of money these days cleaning off spyware from computers. Everyone has it, and now that it's getting more publicity, everyone wants to get rid of it. When people suddenly realize that their computer actually *is* slower than when they got it, they want it fixed, rather than buying a new one. Which is fine by us. Spyware removal is pure labor. Download AdAware and Spybot, hit it with a double whammy and it's amazing how much smoother older systems run. Viruses used to be the big money makers. Not anymore. So all you Dell customers out there....we'd be happy to help you clean off your system ;)

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    1. Re:We remove spyware all day long by hhknighter · · Score: 4, Funny

      so............
      you remove a lot of microsoft products then?

  10. If they aren't allowed to tell... by Azadre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why don't they just refuse to put these software titles on their computers. I feel if a company thinks it can steal your data, it shouldn't be forced upon users and potential new users.

  11. No luck for many... by Angram · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't think that will work for the average user. Dell provides special CDs to restore Dell programs (drivers, support software, and now spyware, it would seem). Since most people would not want to search for every driver individually on the internet, and many use the Dell programs, they'll probably just use the restore CD they reformat, which would just put the spyware back on.

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    1. Re:No luck for many... by jon787 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dell ships you a half dozen CDs. The first one is window reinstall. Then there is a drivers, utilities, and diagnostics one. And the a few application CDs. You don't have to reinstall everything, in fact IIRC the windows reinstall disc doesn't even remind you to go install drivers. Which could catch some people off guard.

      This all assumes they didn't change it in the last year.

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    2. Re:No luck for many... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 3, Informative

      No need to search... on each Dell, there is the service tag number. Go to support.dell.com, look it up, and hit the downloads page. All the right drivers, versions, etc. by type (video, audio, etc) and OS. You can also look up how the system left the factory, etc.

      We use Dell OptiPlexi here at work, and I see very few problems with them hardware wise that isn't fixed in a few days. Software wise, we just make our own images and ghost 'em out, so I don't know what kind of install job Dell does.

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    3. Re:No luck for many... by ottothecow · · Score: 2, Informative

      try that again...I have a dell from when tehy had nice biege cases and it shipped with windows OEM cds, but the new dells in thier black fold open case things...they come with a system restore cd, bunch of software and a custom windows install, no seperate disks or options anymore

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    4. Re:No luck for many... by Adam_Weishaupt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are mistaken, I just bought a Dell Dimension 2400 two weeks ago for my mother inlaw. Inside the box was an OEM Windows XP CD, Works Suite CD, Modem Kit (cables and driver CD), a restore CD (contains all the non-modem drivers for the system) and a backup application CD (which contained Music Match and various other software). On other Dell systems I have seen shipped in the last year have also included MS Office, Roxio and PowerDVD software depending on configuration. I have never seen a Compaq/E-Machine style system restore disc for a Dell system.

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  12. Dude, your getting... by saderax · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... used for targeted mass marketing!

  13. tech support monkey reporting in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    so yeah, this is a terrible idea.

    I work in an on-campus computer repair shop. We're the Dell certified repair center for the entire college.

    We pretty much only sell Dells to incoming students, and we're always getting them back in with "my computer is slow." we boot it up and find out they have like 90 million spyware/adaware apps installed. SaveNow, Gator, PrecisionTime, New.Net, WhenUSave, MySearch, SearchNow, IE.Net Drivers, and the list goes on.

    Usually we just remove all of them however we can and send them on their way, but apparently if we do this, we'll now be breaking Dells Warranty?

    this is definitely not cool, since we can't do that and stay certified...

    1. Re:tech support monkey reporting in... by Dagmar+d'Surreal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This should have never been moderated up in the first place. Removing spyware is not in violation of the warranty. Everything that's been posted about this (that has been rational and based on facts) has indicated that the removal of spyware may violate the licence agreements of other software that was installed with those programs. Read some of the EULAs every once in awhile and you will quickly find that partial removal of the software that's being installed (meaning: you keep the app but remove the spyware) is expressly forbidden.

      Of course, if you as an individual want to risk being sued by these nasty companies (which isn't likely to happen since they can't possibly sue you for much) for violation of a EULA, go right ahead. Dell can't risk that kind of nonsense because there are evil lawyers out there who would sue Dell over it, given the chance.

      Remember, this is the new economy, where if you can't come up with good idea and working business model, you can still make a profit by coming up with a half-assed idea and finding people to sue for damages.

    2. Re:tech support monkey reporting in... by bishiraver · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Heh, reminds me of the campus labs at my school. The computers read from the server when they boot up, so every time you boot you get a fresh image. This is annoying if you want something like xchat or mozilla to stay installed (they have netscape and IE.. morons).. but nice for spyware. The first thing I do whenever I hop on one of those pieces of crap is reboot it, especially if it's late in the day. There will usually be about 4 different search bars, gator, bonzi buddy, and countless crap running in the system tray. The first thing I do when I reboot it, is install the google toolbar into IE and disable feedback. Future users not smart enough to use netscape instead (hey, it's better than IE) are at least saved from popups. It's amazing how much utter crap the average university student will download and install onto their computer. If this is the next generation of suits... god help us all.

  14. I don't see the big deal. by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After a quick RTFA, I see:

    If you or a family member receive a Dell PC as a gift this Christmas, you may be in for a surprise, if it becomes infected with spyware.

    Emphasis mine.

    So there's no spyware known to be shipped on Dells. That's good at least. On to the memo.

    NOTICE: Use of spyware removal software may conflict with user license agreements of other applications installed on your system. Please consult your user license agreements for further information. Dell does not endorse the use of spyware removal software and cannot provide support on these products.

    What?? They won't support third party utilities that muck around in your registry and delete files in your system directory? Those bastards!

    Seriously, nothing to see here folks. It's common sense.

    Weaselmancer

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    1. Re:I don't see the big deal. by wilson_c · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Seriously, nothing to see here folks. It's common sense.

      Hang on, no it's not. If a customre calls with no clue what's causing problems and the Dell support person on the phone knows, common sense (not to mention common decency) dictates that they point them towards a simple spyware solution. Common sense does not suggest you avoid mentioning the likely source of the problem; it does require that you send your customer to the ISP or the OS vender or in any way start them on a fruitless runaround when you could simply say "spybot might solve your problem".


      I understand Dell's liability concerns regarding EULA's they know nothing about, but it smacks of cowardice when a corporate behemoth is afraid to give decent tech support. Are they that afraid of Gator and other scumbag spyware companies?

  15. well, duh. by rebelcool · · Score: 4, Insightful
    More often than not, the EULA's of software that install spyware contain a clause about it saying 'you agree to install this horse shit v1.0 blah blah blah'.

    Now, of course, you can violate the EULA and get yourself some spyware removing tools and be ride of it.

    Its a whole other story though, if Dell starts advising people to break these agreements. Granted, they are legally gray, but thats the point entirely of not wanting to get into the fray and being a potential party to breaking a contractual agreement.

    A lawsuit avoided entirely is better than a lawsuit won.

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  16. Go Free. by twitter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    What DO they recommend instead? Reformatting the hard drive and reinstalling to solve the spyware related problems?

    If the spyware is on the computer when you buy it, the spyware is also on the "recovery" CD.

    Dude, you're getting Debian, and you can try it out with Knoppix, is the only answer that won't cost you $150 and still come with spyware. That's right, XP home comes with spyware all on it's own. Tools such as spybot and addaware, as nice as they are, can't really solve the problem. Closed source sucks that way, and it's getting worse every year.

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    1. Re:Go Free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey thanks for that debian link, I've been looking for that site for ages.

    2. Re:Go Free. by bofkentucky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What spyware in XP, are you talking about automated error reporting? Or perhaps automatic windows updates. Both of those warn the user before they are used, msft is deplorable for many of their actions, but automated windows update is good for the grannies and youngsters on the internet, and if centralized automated error reporting is "spyware", then mozilla and NS7 need to be called out for having similar functionality.

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    3. Re:Go Free. by spikev · · Score: 3, Funny

      No one shoud ever admit to running ME, even under threat of torture and agonizing death.

      At least that horrible episode seems to be in your past.

    4. Re:Go Free. by PReDiToR · · Score: 2, Funny

      To misquote:
      SELECT * FROM AnonymousCowards WHERE clue > 0
      Err 0 rows returned

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    5. Re:Go Free. by Arker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not going to go into why mshtml.dll, explorer.exe, and friends are trying to reach the rest of the internet when you are using Opera (or mozilla), but it basically boils down to microsoft's active desktop subsystem

      Then explain why it happens with Active Desktop turned off or even completely removed?

      Do a tcpdump and you'll find the packets are harmless.

      Transmissions taking place without the operators knowledge or consent are unacceptable, 'harmless' or not.

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  17. Don't read too much into this by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All Dell is saying that they can't endorse any spyware removal software. They are not endorsing any spyware. Most likely this is only to save Dell from any legal entanglements. Legally they might be liable to spyware companies if they intervene on user's behalf. If you read the last line, they are telling their reps that they can give personal testimonials but cannot do so for the company. While this is not an ideal solution, we do live in a litigious society.

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  18. some reasons why by rritterson · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is a week old news item. The discussion on the security forum of Dslreports brought up some good points. (See this post.)

    What happens if the user hoses a system using one of the tools? HijackThis will allow you to 'fix' items that shouldn't be fixed. Spybot can do the same. In my opinion, a spyware killer in a novice's hands can be as damaging as some spyware.

    Dell is also covering themselves against lawsuits, as the article pointed out. This should ultimately keep the prices down anyway. Come on folks- Dell support has ceased to be good. You buy a dell for a good price on a great computer, and then you hit up your neighborhood geek if you mess something up.

    On a different topic, I wonder just what preinstalled spyware the article was talking about?

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    1. Re:some reasons why by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Excellent point. I work in a retail store as a repair tech, and we started running into new.net (the most sinister of all spyware for reasons that will become clear very soon) about 6 or 7 months ago. New.Net basically hijacks the TCP stack in Windows, and forcibly removing it with ad-aware will screw windows up to the point where it needs to be re-installed. Of course, our simple process now is to just manually uninstall new.net, then proceed with the normal ad-aware process.

      Can you imagine the fun Dell's tech support would have trying to fix this? "um, oky, run this random program, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, make sure there isn't this other program."

  19. Confused by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, I was starting to type a message about how disappointed I was with Dell, given all the money I've thrown them. Then, I RTFA for a change and this may not be as bad as it seems.

    Dell may just be concerned about legal issues with helping Joe User de-install some software where the EULA requires the Spyware to be running -- Dell would be the ones with the deep pockets after all. And, some spyware removal that involves registry changes might destablize things in some way (I don't know). Probably more corporate lawyer nonsense than a misguided attempt to support spyware in its various forms.

    Some program installs come with spyware, and the license agreement does require leaving it alone (since that's the compensation they get for the free software). So, Dell may just not want to step into the middle of this.

    Maybe the finger should stay focused on the spyware creaters and bundlers for the time being...

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  20. Build one for them.... by vwjeff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is what I always end up doing for family and friends. In the future I will end up working on their computer anyway they go (most of you probally have the same experience). When I work on it I would like to have the most knowledge of the software/hardware configuration.

    1. Re:Build one for them.... by psychogentoo · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I stopped building systems for family and friends several years ago. Now I just tell them to get a Mac.

      For people I really don't care for, I tell them to get a Dell or something.

      Its too much hassle dealing with issues with puters brought on by the downloading various crapware.

    2. Re:Build one for them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I absolutly refuse to answer any question about anything computer related for any of my family. As soon as you fix one problem on their pc you are it for life when ANYTHING happens to that machine.

      Screw 'em -- they can figure it out themselves or deal with the helpless desk with whomever they are buying the box from.

    3. Re:Build one for them.... by jhylkema · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's very simple, really. They have to pay my fee. It usually involves dinner (good food, what my dearly departed Great Depression-survivor grandma used to call "Reagan food,") gas money, and, in the case of my attorney friend whose machine I built for him, free legal advice. Absent those things, well, sorry, I just don't know anything about that problem.

    4. Re:Build one for them.... by sniggly · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I wonder why this is modded flamebait, it certainly deserves better moderation than that. Anyone with a clue who has ever helped (computer) clueless friends or family will often find self become indispensable. And asked/pleaded to fix stuff without reimbursement. People expect stuff to just work and don't understand the inability of x86 systems to just work. That systems failiure becomes your failiure because you once touched it and they as self admitted clueless users can't do anything wrong with it. So you didn't fix it right.

      It's been the same pain ever since IBM started the modular approach and hardware manufacturers take creative license with the "standards". Naturally it doesn't help when most people run an operating system that is notoriously buggy and insecure.

      If they (computer clueless friends & family) already have x86 buy or burn em a mandrake 9.2 set and tell them its either that or the highway. And if they don't have a computer or think of upgrading for gods sake get them to fork out the extra cash for a mac; you and they so won't regret it. Btw they can get a really sweet & speedy ibook G4 laptop for less than $1000.

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    5. Re:Build one for them.... by H310iSe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, like other posters I refuse to build systems for people since that makes me responsible, no matter what they say, for hardware maintenance (i can handle the software side of things... they call me for that no matter). I used to recommend Dell until I received a shipment, about 1 year ago, with their new OS build, full of adds (this is not a friggin' PeoplePC!) and buggy crippleware, one nasty peice that leads to a blue screen under XP if .jpg pictures are viewed, I've reproduced this across multiple computers and called Dell tech support to no avail. At that point I fired them.

      I've yet to find a replacement however. Currently I buy from wallmart (lindows PCs $200) and recently from Envision (link?) and in both cases I do the software build myself (I have a nice sys'd ghost of a standard office computer).

      If anyone has recommendations on good, low to medium end PC vendors that include nice software builds (windows I'm afraid) please post here!

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    6. Re:Build one for them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't matter how thankful they are, once you demonstrate some skill they'll come to you for every little thing rather than try to figure it out themselves. if you're not so lucky, they'll reccomend you to their friends, and then you'll end up fixing computers of people you've never heard of before.

    7. Re:Build one for them.... by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I just simply cannot help them - I know nothing about Windows anymore, so I can't help.
      It's about time we have a re-run of the thread "Why I won't do free labor for Bill this Christmas".
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    8. Re:Build one for them.... by zoward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is one of the really great things about being a computer geek that puts us up there with auto mechanics, plumbers, lawyers, and anyone else with a skill the average Joe needs but doesn't want to pay full price for. I get a lot of home-cooked meals, free beer from the storeowner down the street, extra hardware from people who ask me to replace an older part with a newer one (I replaced a DVD-ROM recently with a DVD bruner, and took home the DVD-ROM), and inherit a lot of older computers when their owners buy a new one :-).

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    9. Re:Build one for them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is one of the really great things about being a computer geek that puts us up there with auto mechanics, plumbers, lawyers, and anyone else with a skill the average Joe needs but doesn't want to pay full price for. I get a lot of home-cooked meals, free beer from the storeowner down the street, extra hardware from people who ask me to replace an older part with a newer one (I replaced a DVD-ROM recently with a DVD bruner, and took home the DVD-ROM), and inherit a lot of older computers when their owners buy a new one :-).

      Rrright... so if we'll say it again in plain English, you are happy that you can't afford a restaurant, it's difficult for you to pay for your own beer and you are really happy using a last-century throwaway computer?

    10. Re:Build one for them.... by hankaholic · · Score: 3, Funny
      I had to take the bait...

      with their new OS build, full of adds


      If you think that's bad, you should check out the Linux kernel source sometime. Not only is it full of adds, but bit-shifting and bit masks too!

      Such abuse of arithmetic logic in an OS is not to be tolerated.
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    11. Re:Build one for them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I absolutly refuse to answer any question about anything computer related for any of my family. As soon as you fix one problem on their pc you are it for life when ANYTHING happens to that machine.

      I make an exception for my wife. We have a long-term indefinite "service agreement" with plenty of "performance incentives".

    12. Re:Build one for them.... by spiffturk · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know someone whose going rate for freelance tech support is nudie pictures, assuming the person is an attractive female.

      You'd be surprised how often that results in the person with the problem asking me for help instead.

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    13. Re:Build one for them.... by DoraLives · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Apparently it helps if you're possessed of a less than fully pleasant personality.

      I've got ALL of 'em trained to fork it over when I come around and bail them out. Barter is my favorite, but cash will do just fine, thank you.

      From my own (warped) perspective, this is good news. Crapware removal is my bread and butter. It's excellent from a 'repeat business' point of view, also. I clean their machine, give 'em a stern lecture, and then find myself coming back to repeat the process. Nice to see that Dell has taken such a kindly interest in my financial well-being.

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    14. Re:Build one for them.... by 13Echo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've also considered this. Though I don't use Windows anymore, and haven't for years, I can still troubleshoot anay new Windows product that might show up on a family or friend's machine, as well as the usual hardware problems. That's the problem. I've been trying to get away from assisting people with Microsoft-related problems. Maybe stretching the truth a bit is the actual answer to this. You can't help someone if you "don't know how it works."

    15. Re:Build one for them.... by back_pages · · Score: 2, Funny
      Right on man.

      The key to happiness is realizing that these friends and family don't know a thing about computers either. If a beautiful girl has a dying hard drive, it's suddenly no problem at all to recover her data onto a backup, install a new drive, format and install the OS, put on some updates and Mozilla, configure everything, track down her drivers, replace her backed up data, add your email to her address book and your IM name to her buddy list, and tell her it was no big deal.

      And 5 minutes later, when an obnoxious relative needs a floppy drive replaced, just get wide eyed and say, "Gosh, I think you'll need an electrician to look at that. Better send it back to Dell and see if they can fix it."

      People come to you because they're bewildered. Exploit that bewilderment.

    16. Re:Build one for them.... by calethix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gee, I'm glad my dad didn't have that attitude the first time I asked him for help changing my spark plugs, making home improvements or any of the many other things he has helped me with over the years.
      Ideally, when you help someone with a problem, you also teach them enough about it that they don't need to ask you about it the next time it happens. With any luck, they'll learn enough to try to fix new things on their own. You might have to actually be social and try to educate them though. Acting like the office tech support guy on SNL doesn't do it.

    17. Re:Build one for them.... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, I couldn't agree more. I tryed that good sumaritan routing a few years ago but once it starts you never get rid of them. Every little problem same thing. Twenty five bucks is my going rate. Cheaper than the local computer shop but it keeps them from calling me all the time with anything but the most serous problem.

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    18. Re:Build one for them.... by Glonoinha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      -If anyone has recommendations on good, low to medium end PC vendors that include nice software builds (windows I'm afraid) please post here!

      Bah - get the machine out of the box (I buy Dells) and turn it on to see if everything works. Download the drivers for all the hardware from their support site, burn them to CD, repartition the drive so the primary drive is about 4G smaller and add a secondary partition of that 4G, format the drives (format the D: drive as FAT32) and reinstall the OS onto the C: drive.

      Once the clean OS is installed with the drivers you burned onto CD, do a Microsoft Update to get the latest updates from Microsoft. Install your favorite anti-virus (McAfee with the web install / updates is a good idea, cost +/- $30 a year), WinZip, Adobe, Office or whatever came with the box, any toys you think they are going to need and know do not have spyware. Add their users and passwords.

      Reboot the machine using the boot CD you made, and make a (Ghost / Drive Image / whatever) of the nicely configured C: drive onto the D: drive, splitting the files into 680M sized chunks if the box has a CD burner, or 2G sized chunks if it has a DVD burner. Reboot the machine, burn those to CDs or DVDs and make two copies, one for you, one for them. Burn the app you used to make them onto the media also, and make it bootable.

      Voila! Takes a few hours but from then on when (not if) they hose it up you simply walk them through restoring that image - if you are nice and if their machine is limping along well enough you can walk them through backing up their documents first.

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    19. Re:Build one for them.... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've actually had someone pay me this way. Gave me a roll of film with naked pictures of his girlfriend on it.

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    20. Re:Build one for them.... by PONA-Boy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This strays a bit from the topic at-hand but I felt compelled to weigh in on this subject.

      In the past, I had much the same attitude as the majority of /. : screw other people's computer problems, if I'm off the clock I don't want to be bothered. I thought that way until my mother wanted to buy a computer. She bought her first computer from me when I was a young(er) lad at Radio Shack...it was the right thing for her to do.

      I provided little or no tech support for her and, indeed, felt a little indignant when she would call for help. It took several years to figure out that helping one of the two people responsible for bringing me into this world (then clothing, feeding, educating, and disciplining me) was just the right thing to do. The way I see it, I want MY own children to grow up, become successful, and help ME out as I grow old. What makes me so incredibly special that I am too fucking GOOD to do the same for my parents?

      So, I help my mother out and occasionally field some support when I am at my fathers or my aunt's house. Hell, I even troubleshot my brother's son's computer during the holidays. Why? I would _never_ consider myself a good samaratin or, even, a terribly pleasant person. Nor do I particularly enjoy doing family computer support after-hours. But, I do it because it is the right thing to do.

      What good is the hard-fought knowledge and experience we have gained over technology if we cannot help to improve the lives of our family?

      -PONA-

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    21. Re:Build one for them.... by twofidyKidd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given some of the residual effects of the dot com bust (which is still evident with a few people I know), sad to say that might just be the case...

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    22. Re:Build one for them.... by kent_eh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually I think Amiga started the modular hardware thing, and IBM swiftly adopted it. Don't quote me on that though.

      Was that before or after the Apple 2 ?

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    23. Re:Build one for them.... by hesiod · · Score: 2, Funny

      > install remotely accessible backdoors into the beautiful girl's system

      I'd like to install something in her "backdoor," teehee. And I guarantee it ain't software..

  21. they're trying to play it safe by kraada · · Score: 2, Insightful
    and i think they're reasonably justified. What I gather from the memo is that they're saying "spyware removal stuff might break EULAs and we don't support that, so we don't want to get involved". Furthermore, you'll note that they can use phrases like "we don't support spyware removal but I use . . ." (em added). So officially, they don't want to get sued into the ground by Gator or CometCursor or whoever else wants to install spyware . . . but unoffically, they'll probably still go on recommending it to users as "I've personally found this program to help, go to google and type in 'adaware'".

    It sucks that they have to do this, but I can't say I'm surprised. Having worked in tech support for years, there are always crazy rules about things you "can't do" -- and every good tech I've ever worked with breaks them on a routine basis, when they think it will make the customer happy.

  22. ...An Answer by Ironmaus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the open letter from the anti-spyware community, they say a representative from Dell informed them the response would be: "Call your ISP."

    If that's true, it's a travesty. That's like your car insurance provider telling you that dealing with damage to your vehicle from a collision should be dealt with by the Department of Transportation.

    I don't understand why Dell doesn't grab the bull by the horns and partner up with somebody. Isn't that what all the pre-packaged computer companies do these days? They all have a buddy in the anti-virus industry. When digital music became the craze, they leapt to bundle MusicMatch and the like. Why not call up LavaSoft and say, "Want to get packed in with everything we sell?" Dell's choice seems like a step away from gaining customer confidence.

    1. Re:...An Answer by Deimios · · Score: 5, Informative

      In the open letter from the anti-spyware community, they say a representative from Dell informed them the response would be: "Call your ISP."

      I work for tech support for a major US DSL provider, and we're not allowed to remove spyware...we are supposed to refer the customer to their manufacturer. We are not even allowed to recommend AdAware or Spybot S&D to a customer...do these companies even talk to each other about anything? Nobody seems to want to take responsibility for helping users rid themselves of this garbage.

    2. Re:...An Answer by shostiru · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I work for, and co-founded, an independent ISP. Like many independents (actual independents, not virtual ISPs), we regularly recommend AdAware and Spybot and provide basic support for them (and other programs that have little or nothing to do with our primary business). However, make no mistake about it, the only way we can afford to do this is by keeping prices above average.

      The way some companies keep prices low is by treating their customers, employees, and community as resources to be exploited (e.g., partnering with spyware companies, selling service to known spammers, refusing support for anything but Windows, firing their CSRs and outsourcing support to companies who use customer service scripts). Remember this the next time you save a few dollars buying a computer, getting a DSL line, or even shopping for groceries.

    3. Re:...An Answer by pla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why should the ISP or the computer manufacturer take responsibility? They weren't responsible for putting it there!

      If that held true, I would agree with you.

      It does not, however.

      My parents just bought a Compaq (without consulting me first... Not a bad machine, but I could have done a LOT better for the price). A bit short on memory (XP with only 256MB does not do well), so I sat down to tweak it a bit.

      It totally blew me away that AdAware found six distinct problems on an out-of-the-box system. Two browser hijacks, and four questionable registry keys (possibly all related, but irrelevant - It contained more than zero spyware blobs direct from Compaq), a condition I consider totally unacceptible.

      So yes, Compaq, and Dell, and HP, and any other companies that have decided to reduce costs by sleeping with the enemy, should all have to then suffer the support costs of people wondering what this "Gator" thing does. AFAIK, every major manufacturer includes Norton or Mcaffee on any Windows machine, by default. They want fewer tech support headaches? Include AdAware Pro as well. Until they do that (and especially if they put the spyware on the machine themselves), they should not complain about (much less outright refuse to respond to) calls concerning spyware removal.

  23. Shows us what trusted computing will bring by bigberk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These days we buy the hardware and, sure the preloaded software probably sucks, so you reconfigure what you want or possibly even reinstall your OS. No problem!

    But what happens when the hardware is in cahoots with the operating system, as will be the case with trusted computing? Well it may be a lot more difficult to get your computer to do what you want, because certain software components carrying the right keys will easily slide into operating system hooks, while un-"trusted" software (the stuff you want to run) is more difficult to install and run freely.

    I can imagine what a spyware-sporting vendor can accomplish with a trusted computing system. Their spyware, "trusted" software, may be automatically installed and automatically re-installed beyond your control. 3rd party efforts to keep this unwanted software out of the system will fail, because that 3rd party software (no matter what you want) is untrusted... hell, the BIOS itself will help police usage of the system. You're in luck, your hardware is going to protect you ;)

    1. Re:Shows us what trusted computing will bring by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Well it may be a lot more difficult to get your computer to do what you want, because certain software components carrying the right keys will easily slide into operating system hooks, while un-"trusted" software (the stuff you want to run) is more difficult to install and run freely."

      Oh my god.

      Is Slashdot really this stupid?

      Trusted computing
      - Will not make viruses "slide in" to the OS.
      - Will not attempt to stop you from running untrusted code

      Let me tell you exactly what "Trusted Computing" is:

      - Trusted computing is a combination of a hardware standard (TCPA) and a software system based on .NET

      - Trusted computing allows the BIOS to verify that the operating system matches a specific signature.

      - Trusted computing allows an application to determine whether the operating system matches a specific signature, and whether the drivers match a specific signature.

      - Trusted computing allows an application to ensure that it has not been modified.

      - Trusted computing allows the OS to check the signature on an application before it is run

      That's it. That's all that Microsoft's "trusted computing" does.

      Trusted computing will not:
      - Prevent you from running Linux on your system
      - Prevent you from running an older version of Windows on your system
      - Prevent you from running unsigned code on your Longhorn based system
      - Prevent you from using unsigned drivers
      - Prevent you from using unapproved hardware
      - Prevent you from deleting files or folders
      - Prevent you from accessing your HDD on another system
      - Prevent you from modifying the software applications on your system (except those programmed to refuese execution without a proper signature - note that many programs do this already by hashing themselves on startup)

      Trusted Computing may prevent you from:
      - Viewing DRM'd content without signed drivers and approved hardware
      - Viewing DRM'd content without a signed, unmodified operating system
      - Viewing DRM'd content without a TCPA-compliant BIOS
      - Viewing DRM'd content without a signed, unmodified media player/viewer

      "Their spyware, "trusted" software, may be automatically installed and automatically re-installed beyond your control."

      This is FUD. Plain and simple. Spyware will not be "trusted" unless you accept the signature of the author (similar to the way ActiveX controls work now). Spyware will not autoinstall any more than it does today. Spyware will be uninstallable. 3rd-party spyware removal software will still run. The BIOS will not prevent you from executing spyware-removal software.

      In other words, the parent is blatantly lying in everything that was said.

      (Disclamer: This is derived from Microsoft's statements. Windows Longhorn has not been released. Trusted Computing is as-of-yet unimplemented. Microsoft may choose to tighten or loosen aspects of the system before the release of Windows Longhorn. Facts based on my knowledge of Microsoft and independent claims. Facts may not be 100% correct.)

    2. Re:Shows us what trusted computing will bring by cortana · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone who believes that Trusted Computing, having been implemented as described above will _stay_ that way in subsequent implementations is a god damned fool.

      It's all about acceptance. Remember the old adage about boiling frogs? You do it one degree at a time...

  24. Actually, this isn't news at all... by JayBlalock · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I worked for one of the outsource tech groups that handed customer support for Dell. Their global policy is (or at least was as of a year ago) that they do not support any third party software that didn't ship with the box, period. The Dell techs weren't even technically allowed to help customers remove viruses, although many found loopholes around that. ("I'm not removing a virus, that's against our policies. I'm merely cleaning items out of your startup group and registry which don't need to be there to help the Operating System run better.")

    So it's definately a lousy policy, but this would be a clarification, nothing more.

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  25. alternative by ciaran_o_riordan · · Score: 3, Informative

    > Dell provides special CDs to restore Dell programs...

    Debian provide some pretty special CDs too.

  26. Sounds awful, but... by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The memo only says not to recommend a third party spyware removal program. It does not say they can't assist the users in uninstalling spyware.

    A lot of companies have policies of not recommending third party products they're not prepared to support if something goes wrong.

  27. We got this memo at work... by shadowcabbit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I work for an ISP, and we received advance warning of this about two days ago. The reason we're concerned is because our policy generally states that if it's not a problem with the cable modem, then it's a problem with the computer and thus the customer needs to call the manufacturer. Spyware falls into the category of "problem with the computer". I've been recommending the use of SpybotS&D for about four months now and haven't been blasted by the managers, but other techs are undoubtedly going to get the "but Dell said spyware was something you guys could fix since it uses the internet" song and dance from customers.

    Not that Dell or my company has the right answer either way, but I just wish the weaselly fucks who write spyware would just stop.

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  28. Comcast, too by FractusMan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Comcast does the same thing. Their software comes preloaded with spyware. Broadjump, I think it's called. It's been a while, but when I worked for them, we were not allowed to say anything regarding spyware or spyware removing, either. I find it quite amusing.

  29. You forgot ;) by agent+dero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple

    $20 says I get modded troll :'(

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    1. Re:You forgot ;) by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Where's my $20?

  30. This isn't really surprising to me by Steve+'Rim'+Jobs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, this spyware thing is just one example. The fact is that Dell has just lost touch with their home user customer base. One thing I've learned from working with Dell for the past few years is that they don't give a flip about the home users... But then again, why should they? They make money off corporate/government contracts, not supporting grannies who don't know where the any key is.

    After having such good experiences with Dell in the Office, we started recommending people buy Dell for their home, too. Oh boy BIG mistake. The hardware is substandard, just about every default installation is munged somehow or another, and the things generally stop working within a year. *NO ONE* I know has gotten a good Dell home PC recently. Meanwhile we noticed a definite decrease in quality of customer support in the past year...

    Me: Here's an article from Adobe that says there's a known issue between this motherboard and Adobe Acrobate 5.5, what's the solution?
    Faceless E-mail Tech: Here's an article on how to troubleshoot Windows 2000 startup problems.
    Me: Argh!

    Ad infinitum.

    On that note, is there any big name manufacturer that still makes/supports good home machines? People always ask me recommendations but I'm out of them, other than "Just buy a Mac".

    1. Re:This isn't really surprising to me by Dhalka226 · · Score: 2, Informative

      One thing I've learned from working with Dell for the past few years is that they don't give a flip about the home users

      I don't agree. I just purchased a Dell a few weeks ago. I did have a problem with it: When I got it, it began lagging to unusability (five minute boot times and about the same to load any program) about the second day. It would randomly alternate between terrible lag and perfectly fine. My guess was that the hard drive was on its way out.

      Anyway, it was a new computer. I am quite capable of replacing a hard drive--and indeed, they offered to send a replacement--but I didn't care to do it for a computer I had just bought. They offered a new motherboard; again I refused. It didn't take long. They offered to replace the entire computer. To top it off, they got the new computer coming to me the day after my call and sent it Next Day Air. They, of course, provided free shipping for the broken computer back to them, so the two weeks of delay I was worried about was slashed to days and the potential hassle turned out to be minimal.

      Now I'm not happy about getting a machine that started dying the minute I took it out of the box, but I was happy with their level of responsiveness and the speed with which they remedied the problem. Also, my brother bought a Dell about a year before about had absolutely no problems with them. (He also purchased several Dells for his workplace, with no complaints, and Dell showed their appreciation for his multitude of purchases--they were in his name, not the companies, by the way--by giving him a free PDA.) I know other people who have Dells as well and haven't heard them complain about the machine or the service.

      Is the tech support good? No. It's the same thing you encounter at most places though: Somebody reading from a set of files. Sadly that is sufficient for most callers who forgot to plug their machine in but little beyond. We just saw an article on /. that Dell is moving their call centers back from India, so maybe that will help. I'm not holding my breath, but I'm not willing to complain about Dell's support when even companies as huge as Microsoft, with their sort of money they could be throwing around, have their techs reading from a document that I could have just read from the Internet. As far as their responsiveness to my issues and willingess to fix the problem, I have no absolutely no complaints. I pushed for the solution that would cause them the absolute worst headache and monetary cost and they agreed without incident.

  31. Gateway's Policy by EvilFrog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I typically don't care much for Gateway, I have noticed whenever I need to take my laptop in for repairs (whenever meaning frequently- the hardware is junk) they have fliers all over the place warning their customers about spyware and telling them how to get rid of it. I've never liked Dell, and I like them even less now. While most of us on Slashdot are just as happy (if not happier) using custom built machines, I know a lot of less savvy users who like having one company they can go to for support. Unfortunately for them, there just don't seem to be many deservedly reputable manufacturers out there anymore.

    1. Re:Gateway's Policy by ender81b · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heh, I have a friend that works at the tech bench at Best Buy and their "tune up" service largely consists of them removing all spyware, defraggin' the HD, and getting rid of anthing that loads on boot. People are always amazed at how fast their computer runs afterwards and happily bring it back in 3 months later when it starts running slow again. Then they fork over another $75.....

      Ahh the joys of spyware.

  32. Internal letter?? by kajoob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it's good to be a little bit skeptical first before telling everyone not to buy a Dell. That being said, I have some issues:

    1. The validity of supposed 'email' that Dell sent out. According to this site, this refers to Dell's own preloaded applications. OK, but since when would Dell EVER refer to their own applications as "spyware" as they have done in this email. Spyware is now quite a volatile topic, and I would imagine that if Dell did infact have some sort of spyware preloaded on their machines, they'd at least be good enough to lie to us (via their techs) about what it is.

    2.3rd Party Applications - As mentioned in (1), I don't think Dell would refer to their own applications as spyware, and if for arguments sake believe the email is geniune, then it refers only to 3rd party applications. So then we have a policy that is in line with Dell's general policy of not supporting 3rd party apps.

    Most of us work in an environment where we have to deal with Dell's. I personally think the machines are pretty good and the service isn't bad. I've even gotten the techs help find a conflict with a 3rd party app before on a couple of occasions, but I recognize this is above and beyond the call of duty. Does Dell owe us a duty if we install 3rd party spyware to tell us to use a 3rd party spyware removal tool? What if that spyware removal tool removes an important dll and hoses the system? Then the tech support lines become even more efficient.

    I just wanted to play devil's advocate here. I have no idea if that email is real or not, but I think we shouldn't immediately jump all over Dell until we can find out the truth. As it stands now, someone has posted a few sentences on a website somewhere - hardly damning evidence.

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  33. Now here THIS! by TheDarkener · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To those of you who say "Blah blah blah, of course they're not going to support some random crap you download off the Internet, blah blah blah":

    Ok, so basically any and all tech-support contracts that came with someone's new Dell, that they paid for, is now void because they installed a PROGRAM? Right. So now what, are we only allowed to install "Dell Approved" software on our own computers? I think I hear the sound of a hood being welded shut.

    It all comes down to money, every damn time. It's about the pre-installed software that contains spyware. Dell has contracts with these 3rd party software companies ($$$), and these 3rd party software companies will profit from the use of their spyware. It's a win-win for Dell and the 3rd parties. Guess who doesn't win? The customer who paid $700 for their new computer... But who cares about the customer, anyway? We'll just put them on the line with some $7.00/hr 1st tier call-center techie in India (No offense at all to Indians, but that's where most tech support calls get fielded) that's reading off a script, and has no actual verbal resemblance to a human with feelings or compassion for the poor user who just wants to send their mom a picture of their new baby.

    I always used to tell people that if they were going to buy a name-brand computer, to buy a Dell. At least their hardware isn't complete crap.

    I guess that recommendation goes in the garbage now.

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  34. Move on people... by rune.w · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even though it's not very nice to hear that from a computer manufacturer, it is no surprise that Dell won't give out advise on how to break somebody's EULA, even if it protects something as nasty as spyware. Endless lawsuits would loom in Dell's horizons if they chose to do so. The thing I'm a bit more concerned is the timing: if they were so concerned, why not to issue this statement before?

    Anyway, my 0.02

    R.
  35. Re:Next step: Dell ships spyware by TheDarkener · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then some pot-smoking, commercial-acting intern will crack into the master database and get all your favorite pr0n URLs.

    Hey! What's wrong with smoking pot, and finding new, fresh free porn sites??

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  36. Re:Doesn't matter really. by slaker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Bah!

    There is no porn-ware I have not conquered.
    One of my clients in a hard-core freak (it's his business, only guys work there, and his PC is largely private anyway. The man has Voyeurweb for his home page, for crissakes) who keeps falling for variations on "Porn Dialer" installers.

    The really vile stuff tends to hang a piece of itself in win.ini, where it'll get re-collected into the registry on every reboot. You smack it out with the registry editor or msconfig and it comes back because a little installer that's loaded up because of unpreventable 16-bit Windows compatibility crap.

    I've also seen pornware smart enough to modify system DLLs AND the copy in dllcache. sfc.exe fixes that sort of thing, and packages that pull a new.net and redirect DNS requests. Evil stuff.

    I don't know where those programs come from but the guys who make those programs are just showing where mainstream spyware will be going next.

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  37. They support the OS, and the browser is the OS by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As Microsoft is quick to tell us: the OS and the browser are the same. They're integrated.

    Dell supports Microsoft's OS and thus its browser. All these spyware apps attach to IE and cause huge problems. I had one person hand me a laptop chock full of spyware constantly changing the homepage (one program would change it and another would change it again) while in the background there were more than a few processes trying to download more spyware and another installing more.

    Needless to say IE didnt work at all, it was just stuck on some orbitz page and the thing was more or less locked-up, but I did manage to get ad-aware to run.

    Most of my friend's PCs problems can be traced to spyware they dont even know about because of how official ActiveX boxes look and the tons of legalese involved.

    Dell would rather recommend a full-reinstall than ask the person "This may remove software you've installed" and be off the hook, legally. Instead Joe and Jane Dell owner will lose their baby photos and everything else they didn't backup after being told to reinstall from the rescue CD.

    I think Dell has the obligation to be honest with their customers. If the tech believes its spyware he should tell them what it is and how to remove it - if they want.

    More generically we need some kind of media campaign or some way to inform people about spyware, perhaps every company giving away free software without spyware should have an obligatory like to Ad Aware or Spybot during the install process.

    Check out some of the support forums in the PC world. A significant number of serious problems are fixed simply with Ad Aware or Spybot.

    Oh well, Dell gets a negative mark for not being honest with their customers. Tell the family to buy a Mac this year.

    1. Re:They support the OS, and the browser is the OS by gid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kind of like a fiend of mine. I sold him one of my extra computers awhile back. Maybe about a month ago he calls me up, saying that IE is out of control, as he's getting quite a few popups. He's your average single white male, who visits the occassional porn site with other friends who come over and using his computer, doing God knows what, and let me tell you, that computer was a mess. Basically as soon as you opened up IE, there were popups all over the place, so many the machine was absolutely unusable. I couldn't help me self, I just sat that in front of the computer, laughing my ass off in amazment how much shit was just automatically popping up without me even doing anything. I had to use ftp to download mozilla, install it, download spybot search and destroy, and install and run it, it found hundreds of things wrong. No doubt he got infected with some spyware trojan that installs more spyware.

      Anyways, he now uses mozilla per my advice, and hasn't had a popup since. :)

  38. Very, very simple explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Having lived in the same city as Dell (in fact my church took over the building that used to house Michael Dell's synagogue...) for 10 years, and having known countless people who worked at Dell, and having worked (as a contractor) at Dell myself, I can confidentaly say there is likely one thing and one thing only going on here.

    Dell is a leader in a very low margin business. They are virtually masterful at cutting costs. Their corporate buildings are made of prefab concrete, somewhere between ugly warehouse and office building, but just nice enough looking to be presentable and not look especially cheap. They expect their employees to work 60 hours a week and PRODUCE. Yet, they don't pay their employees a whole lot. They are the only major employer in the State of Texas, as far as I know, that has a policy of not paying out vacation time when you stop working there. When I worked there years and years ago, one of my duties was to order office supplies. The basic ball point pens were 3 cents each (due to a special deal with a supplier, I believe), and I was instructed not to order anything other than basic pens without a good reason. Dell also hires virtually all its workers as contractors first; if they are good enough, they may be hired on, but if not, there are no qualms about letting you go.

    Fundamentally, if there is one characteristic that describes Dell, it's that they're cheap, cheap, CHEAP.

    So, unless there is some evidence to support a different viewpoint, I'm quite certain that Dell is doing this only because they don't want those people to screw up their systems and call tech support back begging for help. Because that would cost more money.

    And, to be fair, it's not as if Dell owes their customer help with some problem that is not Dell's fault anyway. If they did offer support for things like that, it might entice people to buy their products, but it would be just a perk.

  39. Re:Dell = too much chutzpah. by naktekh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's all well and good, but at least Dell offers warranties on their systems. I build my own systems, but I recommend Dell systems for people who don't have the need or technical knowhow to build their own. I personally don't see a problem with Dell's policy on this... I think it's their right to avoid potential conflicts from software that did not come preinstalled on the user's system, and they're not obligated to offer support for that.

  40. The GAIN Network by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    Who's lawyers called up theirs to tell them user license agreements would be violated

    Many programs include Claria's GAIN Network software to deliver advertisements that fund continued development of the programs, with EULA terms to the effect: "You agree not to interfere with the function of the advertisement delivery software included with this Program."

    1. Re:The GAIN Network by ShinmaWa · · Score: 2, Informative

      "You agree not to interfere with the function of the advertisement delivery software included with this Program."

      Ummmm... So how does that work?

      If you interfere with the program by getting rid of it, you've violated the EULA and no longer have license to use the software you got rid of?

      (Yes, I know it applies to the bundled software, but I still thought it was funny.)

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  41. I work for dell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    as an L2. And I'm posting from home(for once). I can tell you this, I didn't get any memo today, yesterday or last week about this. If such a thing would have come out, I would have heard about it.

  42. Where did the spyware come from? by lurker412 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If spyware was included in the machine that Dell shipped, then the issue is really: why did they include this software in the first place? If they are including spyware on new machines, then they deserve death by a thousand paper cuts. On the other hand, if someone ends up with Gator-or whatever alias they came up with lately-because they installed Kazaa, then it seems to be reasonable that Dell would not want to get involved in the risks of removing scumware from their machines.

    Flame me if you like, but I have had pretty good experiences with Dell's tech support on the few occasions I have needed it. Mind you, I only go to them for hardware issues. I don't see that they have any obligation to provide support for stupid things that I might do with my own software.

    1. Re:Where did the spyware come from? by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Informative
      The Spyware in question here (which everyone appears to be pussyfooting around) is Microsoft's Media Player. AdAware removes the "unique machine identifier" key so that Microsoft can no longer track what DVDs you watch or MP3's, CD's etc you listen to on that installation of the OS... all Microsoft's CDDB or DVDDB knows when Media Player goes online to get the title and track info is that that particular CD or DVD is being played... and they'll have an IP for it as well, but with dialups and other dynamic IP systems, they can't tie it down to a particular machine and user's registration anymore...

      Partly a liability thing, but it's mainly putting the customer in breach of the EULA that he clicks thru with Microsoft. Dell effectively were abetting this EULA breach and it wouldn't surprise me if it were Microsoft themselves who're really behind Dell issuing this internal memo by leaning heavily on Dell for breach of their OEM terms.

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  43. Question of risk by kid-noodle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They aren't scared, this is a corporation - its a question of risk evaluation. There is less risk and lower probable cost in not breaking EULAs, and not advising people to use software that Dell cannot promise won't trash your machine (e.g. Adaware vs. New.net), and which Dell don't even offer support for, than the other option.

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    fortune -o
  44. I tell people how to remove spyware by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I work in the retail wing of the tech world. The very first thing I recommend to people who complain of slow systems is Ad-Aware, even before I ask how much RAM their computer has, or how fast their processor is. Considering how much crap comes bundled with commonly downloaded software, it usually helps a lot just to run the spyware cleaner. A person who can't tell RAM from Rama can be easily instructed to download a helpful program from a certain site, and told in general terms why it will help. Thankfully, Ad-Aware's pretty easy to run--it even pops up a window offering to do a scan when the install is finished.

    For a retail dork, I do a surprising amount of tech support on the job. Assheads that write bloated crap like spyware, and their fellow assheads that tell their employees not to help remove it, make me think I should be paid for doing someone else's damn job.

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    Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.
  45. Re:Who modded this pile of crap up? by SlashChick · · Score: 2, Funny

    *marks you as a friend* :D

  46. OK... way to make stuff up! by spoco2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They are not shipping PCs with spyware on it already, they just aren't telling people how to install programs like ad-aware etc. They don't have any requirement to do so, they support problems with the PCs as they ship them, not with extra programs on them.

    Stop making stuff up... where do you get this crap information from?

  47. And in other news: by spoco2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    * Car manufacturers won't give people instructions on how to fit after market exhausts.
    * Mobile phone makers won't guide people through how to fit after market flashing antenna attachments to their phones.
    * Apple won't support customers who want to install linux over the top of OSX...

    Really... this is predominantely a guy bitching about how Dell won't send people to his website to buy his product (he is, check the article)...

    They have no reason to provide support such as this, it's time the consultants should be using to support the Dell Hardware and Dell Software. Let LavaSoft et al handle their own darn support.

  48. Nothing New Here... Move Along by halo8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Having whored myself to CPQ, HP and IBM (ya im the village bicycle of techsupport)

    this is nothing new.. at all three companies the only software we supported was M$ thats its.. 3rd party.. call them..

    Example of a Call..

    oh? sorry... you REALLY REALLY want our help? cause you waited 45 minutes on hold.. and i actually speak english you can understand.. well.. were Not supposed to.. but for $35 charged to a major credit card i will be authorized for a one time support fee to ATTEMPT to resolve the issue you are having that you described to me


    now.. the key words we used.. were ATTEMPT, ONE TIME, Described to Me.

    wich means... im going to try to fix it, i really aim.. if i cant and you call back to get someone more experianced coff up another $35. and if during the course of troubleshooting i find out its something else.. coff up another $35

    only the opening, closing scripts, hold times, talk times and pay cheque ever changed

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    The More Knowledge you have the Luckier you Get- J.R. Ewing
  49. another reason not to buy dell: fire hazard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I also stopped recommending Dell about a year ago. I had a Dell that stopped working, so I swapped out the perfectly-normal-looking ATX power supply. When I turn on the computer - poof! sparks and smoke. It's not documented _anywhere_ on the Dell website (I checked), but many systems use a nonstandard pinout on a standard ATX connector. Using a normal power supply will burn out the power supply and possibly the motherboard, too. Dell tech support basically told me, "we don't care" when I complained about this. This isn't just ideological - I'd like a computer where fixing it doesn't cause more problems than I started with.

    I've had a mixed record with laptops from Dell. One laptop's screen failed last year after about three months of use (and they did replace it). But try getting a wireless minipci card if you didn't get it with a new system. They shuffled me between three departments on the phone, taking about two hours to decide that they finally found the right part number, but it's out of stock. So...helpful. Yeah....

    So if you want a company that'll sell you maliciously nonstandard hardware, and keeps a model in stock for about 15 minutes, then Dell's for you...

    1. Re:another reason not to buy dell: fire hazard by sniggly · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Hello dear AC you will probably never read this so it's unfortunate that you will never google about ATX compatibility on motherboards so you will never understand that ATX compatible parts are not just random parts but that dell 'embraced and extended' (broke) the standard without telling anyone so that a totally valid act blew up the hardware.

      Pity most AC's are so anonymous.

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      Of those to whom much is given, much is required.
    2. Re:another reason not to buy dell: fire hazard by FCKGW · · Score: 4, Informative

      Amen! I'd like to kick the ass of whoever thought of the nonstandard power supply pinout on Dell and other big cheapass OEMs. Especially when it looks just like a real ATX connector.

      Anyway, to continue this offtopic post, here's what I did last time I needed to replace a motherboard in a big-name OEM computer -- a Compaq. Unplug the power supply from everything. Use the ATX power pinout as a reference and find pin 14. It's usually the green wire, but don't trust the colors. Stick one end of a straightened paperclip into pin 14, and stick the other end into any of the ground pins. Now plug in the power supply, make sure the switch on the back is turned on if it has one, and use a multimeter to see if it's standard ATX or some proprietary crap. Surprisingly, my friend's Compaq had a power supply and mobo with a standard ATX pinout. If you find yourself with a nonstandard power supply, either rewire it or get a new one. And don't ever expect tech support from the OEM again.

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      It's an operating system, not a religion.
    3. Re:another reason not to buy dell: fire hazard by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Insightful


      This isn't limited to Dell but it's where I first ran into the problem. I bought a laptop from them and paid for MS Windows. When it arrived Windows was pre-installed (fine) and all I got was a re-install disc (most definitely not fine).

      How was I suppose to add Linux to the HD? Reinstall discs are no good after re-partitioning. I called them and they very clearly didn't give a shit and the problem appeared to actually be beyond their comprehension. After five minutes I decided to write off the loss of Windows and just enjoy myself by annoying the person on the other end of the line as much as possible.

      Half an hour later I did indeed feel much better.

      And I won't be buying from them again... even assuming they were willing to sell. 8)

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
  50. Umm, this is slightly skewed. by ADSkaff · · Score: 3, Informative

    The memo was sent because the spyware programs are removing keys in the registry that shouldn't be removed, resulting in destabilized Windows OS (well... more destabilized). I have first hand experience of this happening. It has always been Dell's policy not to recommend any 3rd party software utilities other than what shipped with that particular system... not that every tech has/will follow(ed) that.

  51. Dell contributes to SPAM, also by spazoid12 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not only that, but Dell is a source of Spam email. In fact, they are currently my largest source of spam.

    Here's how I know. Whenever I begin any "relationship", or line of communication, with any commercial entity (actually, basically anyone other than close friends), I tell them that my email address is "[entity-name]@[my-real-domain].com". I use a combination of Virtualmail and Procmail for this. Then, I *always* communicate with any entity with the virtual email address corresponding to them, and I *never* use it for any other purpose. It's a hassle finding a good MUA/POP3-client that will support "personalities" in a convenient way to manage the "From:" header, but it's doable. Eudora works OK for this (although it has really annoying bugs, in particular with pathetic multithreading code).

    So, this helps me to understand who is selling or leaking or giving or trading (etc) my address to spammers.

    I've bought things from Dell for maybe 2 years now. About 3 months ago I began getting spam addressed to "dell@...".

    Was it a deliberate thing they did to provide customer email addresses to spammers? Was it an employee smuggling customer data out? Was it an outsource employee doing as much? If smuggled out, what other data went, too? Credit card info? Address info? Hmm...

    TechSupport and CustomerService were absolutely clueless, but that's not surprising; although it was funny to see how well they can embarrass themselves.

    Conveniently, it's a simple matter to redirect all of my "dell@..." email to something like "csd@dell.com", lol. They can keep it!

    1. Re:Dell contributes to SPAM, also by MCZapf · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's entirely possible that some spammer just decided to try sending messages to "dell" at a whole bunch of domain names (dell@...). You aren't the only one to use such an anti-spam scheme, the spammers are certainly wise to the scheme, and they'll do anything to get a message through.

    2. Re:Dell contributes to SPAM, also by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Informative
      I've bought things from Dell for maybe 2 years now. About 3 months ago I began getting spam addressed to "dell@...".

      Was it a deliberate thing they did to provide customer email addresses to spammers? Was it an employee smuggling customer data out? Was it an outsource employee doing as much?

      Was it just a dictionary attack on your domain? Are you now just getting spam on that account because it didn't bounce? Maybe the spammers also tried davis@foo.com and donald@foo.com, but dell@foo.com was the only one that went through. Quite frankly, I think that is much more likely than the idea that Dell's customer email list was stolen. Finally, Dell would never do something so incredibly stupid as sell their email list to spammers deliberately. (And even if it did happen, don't you think there would be a front page Slashdot story about it?)

      TechSupport and CustomerService were absolutely clueless, but that's not surprising; although it was funny to see how well they can embarrass themselves.

      Who is embarrassing whom? They're probably genuinely not responsible, so now they're in the awkward position of dealing with a customer who mistakenly blames them for something that's not their fault. There's a saying in medicine that doctors tend to make the worst patients--I suspect that a similar notion might apply in tech support.

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      ~Idarubicin
  52. Dell En Danger by deepakgupta1982 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If this letter is made public, and the media creates a lot of hue and cry, Dell will find this too hard to swallow.

    If general public are made aware of the Factory installed spyware, they will simply stop buying Dell.

    End of Story, End of Dell
  53. Dell is not bundling spyware : From SWI's Editor by mikeswi · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just to clarify, the posting for this story is misleading and incorrect. Dell is NOT bundling spyware. Whoever posted it didn't RTFA. I should know, I wrote that article. I've asked Timothy to update the headline.

    FYI, you don't know how beautiful a feeling it is to have your site on the front page of Slashdot, AND have mod points at the same time. I was soooooo tempted......

    Mike Healan
    Editor
    www.spywareinfo.com

  54. Re:wipe away? by HiThere · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I do. My virus removal kit is a Linux CD. I'll support someone using Win95 or Win98, as long as they aren't connected to the net. After that the EULAs get too hairy for me, and I won't deal with them.

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  55. I've found the oposite... by Cyno01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I only own one dell, my laptop(latitude lt, if your wondering), and i found their support amazing. I bought the laptop 3rd hand from my boss who bought it at a sale at the university who had originally purchased it. I'd recieved it wiped and installed win98 (its several years old, p200mhz, 64mb of ram...), but unfortunatly i didn't have any of the drivers. The display wouldn't go to the 600x800 that the lcd was(it still wont in dos), and i also didn't have the modem drivers. One of their tech support guys helped me sift through the website for over an hour to find drivers that might work for this laptop that i had bought third hand. That strikes me as standing behind a product well past any sort of waranty or even reasonable expectations. As for this spywayre thing, it seems to me to be a legal thing. Most programs that contain ad/spyware state in ther EULAs that you have to install gator (CLARIA IS SPYWARE!) or gain or whatever. By removing it, you're probably violating those terms and dell doesn't want to be liable. Here's hoping EULAs will be found void in court sometime soon.

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    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    1. Re:I've found the oposite... by wmguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My experience with Dell was this:

      1. 10 minutes on the phone to determine laptop motherboard is dead, so I ship my laptop in (they pay for it)
      2. 2 days later I get it back, but this time it is in even worse shape. Another 10 minutes on the phone and I mail it in again.
      3. 2 days later I get it back again, seems to work fine, until I realize that it will no longer charge the battery.
      4. Finally I gave in and upgraded to on-site service, and my computer was fixed and working in another two days.

      Needless to say I was not too happy that with three trips to their depot they still couldn't properly fix my problem. It seems like their techs should have at least tried turning on my computer before shipping it back. I buy Dells all the time at work, but I think when it comes time to replace my personal computer I will either go somewhere else or build my own (not a laptop obviously).

    2. Re:I've found the oposite... by ricochet81 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not so sure you are holding your laptop the right way. 600x800?

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      Error: Id10t detected
  56. I don't get it... by LucidityZero · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have a dell running Linux... I've never had a spyware problem...


    Oh, wait. You mean it's the OPERATING SYSTEM that is at fault here, and not the machine?

    Oh, wait. You mean that everyone here is flipping out cause Dell won't support users making bad decisions due to an insecure OS?

    How is this Dell's fault again? Seriously...

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    Sig.i>
  57. Only a Pointy Haired Boss would put out this memo by Mike+McCune · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or maybe the higher ups at Dell have been toking a few too many with "The Dell Dude"

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    In a world that is Free and Open, who needs Windows and Gates?

  58. Aren't people used to this? by Paladin144 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Come on, I mean Microsoft installs viruses on your computer all the time. They call it "Windows." They also put Outlook on your machine, which is a big sign that says to any passing viruses, worms or trojans, "Hey, come over here! I'm stupid!"

    Such is the dry smugness of a Mac user.

    Really, this is a big problem, though. Companies seem to be taking more and more liberties with users' computers. I, for one, am disturbed by the recent push towards cataloging each of us in massive databases so they can understand our buying patterns and market goods directly to us. I consider such invasive advertising to be boarding on threatening; it gets my blood up.

    Perhaps I'm overreacting, but our capitalist system seems to be changing from one of the free market towards one you might call the "compulsory market." We are being coerced into buying things we don't need to "improve the economy." Screw that, I never see any of those fat corporate profits from the recent productivity increases. It's not just about money, it's about realizing that there are more important things than money and market share and commerce in general. When will advertisers realize that methods like telemarketing and spyware are going too far and pissing off more potential customrers than can be made up by the suckers who pad their bottom line by biting at the hook? We have to protest not only spyware, spam and telemarketing but also firms that associate with known offenders, which Dell is trending perilously close to doing.

  59. I'm not suprised by Thund3rbolt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You would expect Dell to do this. Afterall they have to do something to stay competetive. God knows it's not in building a better product. Instead they use their volume purchasing to cut sweet deals from software and hardware vendors. They always manage to look like a good deal to the average Joe from all thier weaseling, hidden costs and crappy support. Stooping to pre-injecting spyware is only 1 level lower in the hole from which they fester and breed. They call it Dell but we know it better as Hell. tb

  60. User Error by KevMar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real problem is when we do clear out all spyware, pop-ups, and other crap that drains preformance, we quickly disable it. We either use tools, reg hacks, or msconfig. and it is gone.

    Now when we do that to a users computer, especialy a home user. apps no longer work, their taskbar nolonger tells the tempature, gator no longer saves passwords, that talking monkey or pariot is gone, that flag is gone, and the wallpaper dont change anymore. To them, we broke it. It dont work now and it did before.

    The real problem is that it takes so much work to educate those users.

    My solution, reformat and reinstall. (use any os except the system restore)

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    Im a gamer, not a grammer major. This post is full of spelling and grammer mistakes.
  61. The Obvious Time Suck Issue by zacnboat · · Score: 5, Informative
    It seems that everyone is so concerned with whether or not Dell is providing support solutions through third party software when the real issue is how that same third party spyware removal software (eg Adaware, Spybot S&D, etc) has the capacity to cripple a computer's access to the internet through IE.

    Some of the most insidious spyware that people pick up in their day to day work on the internet has the potential to completely disable internet access using Internet Explorer if it is removed from the system.

    Now, I'm not advocating spy-ware, or suggesting that these programs are at all righteous--the developers of that software should be hanged--but it doesn't change the fact that if a company like Dell were to recommend that their users download and install something like Adaware they are getting themselves into a whole mess of follow up problems with inept users.

    Any software that can potentially shut down the browser that the vast majority of non-saavy computer users employ everyday probably shouldn't be endorsed by a company like Dell... they would be creating a ton of work for themselves trying to explain which pieces of spy-ware should be removed and quarantined, and which should be dealt with by other means. Also, once you've explained what should be removed, then you have to deal with how to remove the spy-ware that Adaware shouldn't touch. We're talking about lots of man hours, and educational phone calls with inept users.

    I think we can all agree that it isn't Dell's job to educate every user that owns a Dell on how they should remove spyware that is potentially going to comprimise their internet access through IE. Most people are just incapable of that level of skill anyway. I know I wouldn't want to walk a sixty year old grandma through all that over the phone.

    Let's be realistic.

    --
    "We're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws
    1. Re:The Obvious Time Suck Issue by Funksaw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some spyware programs have the capacity to prevent my idiot (only in regards to tech) father from using Internet Explorer? The same reason he ends up getting all those virii and spyware anyway?

      Well, hell, I'll take three of those! 99% of his computer problems could be fixed if he just switched to Mozilla, ran his antivirus software (switching to OpenOffice instead of MSOffice might help) and stopped accepting click-throughs that pop up on webpages.

      100% of his computer problems could be fixed by switching to Linux, but he'd come up with 10% new ones.

      -- Funksaw

  62. This isn't news. by naelurec · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dell didn't preinstall spyware. They are not going to recommend tools that randomly delete products off a users system. I can think of quite a few software products that install spyware and will not run without that spyware on the system.

    So if Dell recommends a product that effectively destroys other applications on the system .. well it isn't a good situation for them.

    <rant>
    I still recommend Dell systems. I maintain them for several businesses and I have yet run into a problem with support. Infact, I don't think I ever had to request a supervisor, level 2 support or anything of the like. I state the symptoms, state any diagnostics I did on the system, tell them my results and what appears to be faulty. There have been a few times they requested a few additional tests for me to do just to confirm, but afterwards, a part is shipped out usually next-day air and I install it (or a tech is sent if I cannot address the issue). I can't complain about that. Hehe .. over the past weekend I tried the same thing with Gateway .. yikes.

    I had the problem pinpointed to a specific part of the motherboard .. their answer? Send it to a local service shop (gateway store), let the computer sit there for 7-10 days before they can look at it.. after they look at it .. it will sit there for another week while the part is shipped in and then sit in a queue until they can install the part and test it .. estimated turn around time? 3 weeks. I'll stick with Dell thank you very much.
    </rant>

  63. Hp computer bought from Compusa had by zymano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    all the spyware shit on it.

    Dell is obviously getting paid for all this crap they are installing on your computers.

    Until people speak up and then take their business elsewhere they will continue to abuse your ass.

  64. A really big jump there by ShinmaWa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    3) factory installed spyware.

    Ummm.... where in the article, the letter, ANYWHERE did it say this?

    Just because Dell techs aren't allowed to help callers remove spyware (probably to keep Gator and its ilk from suing the pants off of them), doesn't mean that Dell has installed spyware itself. That's a very big and reckless jump you made.

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    1. Re:A really big jump there by PReDiToR · · Score: 5, Informative

      probably to keep Gator and its ilk from suing the pants off of them

      Gator got pissed that people were calling their product spyware, and instead of changing their product, they changed its name.

      Gator is now known as Claria.
      Tell a friend.

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      Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks for they are subtle and quick to anger
  65. It's good for me. by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm an on-site computer technician. Probably 25-33% of my business is fixing spyware/adware-related issues. Out of my four jobs today, running Ad-Aware fully fixed three of them. The fourth also had a virus. (Yet spyware was causing more problems than the virus.)

    I say more power to them. Heck, I love Microsoft. Without all the security holes in Windows XP, I wouldn't have much business. (I even got to be on the local TV news as an expert on computers when blaster hit. My recommendation, on the air, was to buy a Mac, or run Linux.)

    No, this post is not a troll. MS' bad security is good for me. Dell's new decision is good for me. Heck, anything that is bad for the user is good for me. (Although my PowerBook, which I carry with me to appointments, and tend to pull out at least once per appointment to make notes, or look things up, is probably bad for me. People see that I use a Mac, ask me which is better, and I flat out tell them. I wonder how many ex-clients are using a Mac now, and haven't called me because of it?)

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    The purpose of that site was not known.
  66. Re:Dell is not bundling spyware : From SWI's Edito by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Informative
    And unknown to me when I made the original submission, the site was in the middle of switching out servers when they got slashdotted at what murphy's law says was precisely the wrong time.

    hilarious as a spectator.... but they have my profound sympathy.

    And Yes, I misread slightly the article. I've been having a bad day and this sort of caps it off....

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  67. Yeah, look at timothy's update... by bonch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A tiny line at the bottom that requires you to click "Read More" and find it.

    Most reputable places would update the headline or the beginning of the summary at the least. They're basically accusing Dell of something we hate that they in fact don't do.

  68. latitude is their business line of laptops by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's how Dell support works:

    If you have a Latitude or an Optiplex you get a much better support experience because these are their high-end business models. Most of my Dell (well when they didnt ship my phone call out to india) support is pretty good because we have a business account and all the fun extended warranty stuff that forces them to kiss our ass.

    The home user (Inspiron owners, etc) get the bottom of the barrel support designed to make you jump through every hoop to save money on replacement parts and to deal with the clueless. When I call from work I just say "Yeah this CDROM died, can I get one tomorrow" and we do some chit-chat while he fills in the fields on his computer screen. The next day the drive is here. Trust me, that's not the residential experience at all.

  69. Re:Dell is not bundling spyware : From SWI's Edito by TwistedGreen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Misleading and incorrect? on Slashdot? Yeah, so what else is new?

    I think it was pretty obvious that Alien54 was just being cynical and stupid when he said "not only will [your Dell] probably come preloaded with spyware..." And that comment tainted the whole article. It's the Slashdot editor's job to avoid that, but I guess Slashdot doesn't care too much about accuracy.

  70. What I would say by BrainInAJar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I were still working helldesk my reply would be something along the lines of "Sorry sir, Dell inc. has advised me I am not able to help you with removal of spyware, and this includes reccomending such programs as AdAware to you."

    Then again, I liked to stir sh*t up, and stuff like this was a common occurance to me (I really wonder how many of my customers tried linux or got off AOL b/c of me)

  71. Since When... by LuYu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article says:

    Dell cites the possibility that removing spyware might violate user agreements between the user and some other company.
    ...
    NOTICE: Use of spyware removal software may conflict with user license agreements of other applications installed on your system.
    Since when does copyright protect the "right" to restrict people from removing information? I would think ripping an unwanted page out of a book and throwing it away would be unquestionably fair use.

    What are we going to have next? Is McDonald's tell us not to remove the pickles on their hamburgers because they have an agreement with some unknown pickle vendor?

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    All data is speech. All speech is Free.
  72. "Explain, as you would a child." by Undefined+Parameter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have but three questions.

    At what point does "cost cutting" (sometimes aka "corporate greed") go from being "bad" to "acceptable" or even "good?"

    Second question: As Microsoft Windows OSs are literally 3rd party software, does this memo (if authentic) indicate that Dell will stop supporting Windows or any other Microsoft OS?

    Third and final question: Would or does this memo prevent a tech from telling a customer something along the lines of "I'm sorry [sir/ma'am], but it's company policy that we are not to recommend spyware removal tools, such as AdAware. Even if I wanted to, I could not tell you to visit lavasoftusa.com or advise you to install and run that program. I am sorry again, but it's company policy that we are not allowed to inform or advise you of such things."

    ~U.P.

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    Eat the Path.
  73. IE and Spyware Tools by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't agree with Dell and other people saying that Ad-Aware and or Spybot: S&D can screw up IE. It's people who mess around with settings and or install other kinds of crap that screws up IE in the first place.

    I've been running Ad-Aware and SB: S&D for years now and it's never yet screwed up ANYONES IE installation, even with online associates of mine or the occasional time I go over to some of my relatives houses to fix their computer(s) because their young kids download all kinds of crap that installs the spyware in the first place, only for me to find that the computer had over 300+ spyware items found!

    As to whethr Dells installing spyware? Doesn't suprise me one bit - Dell strikes me the same way HP and Compaq do - they mass produce PC's the same way they do toasters, massive amounts of pc's that may only last 1-2 years before your toaster and or PC breaks down (whicever comes first).

    And people wonder why some of us prefer going to LOCAL computer stores to buy computers prebuilt by them with quality motherboards and or parts or just buying everything yourself and assembling it..

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  74. So make following the EULA the spyware's problem by Reziac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, so how about if (as I suggest above) Dell were to ship consumer systems preloaded with spyware-removal tools, and an EULA that says something to the effect of "installing any program that includes a component that our system maintenance wizard removes, is in violation of the terms of service for this machine". IOW, put the onus of either being well-behaved or "in violation" on the spyware-bearing applications.

    As to the spyware's host app's EULA of "you can't remove part without removing all", isn't that kinda like an EULA saying "You may not read this book unless you agree to read ALL the pages", or "You may not watch this television program unless you agree to watch ALL the commercials"?? Even tho Dell is just covering their legal asses, I seriously doubt any such EULA would hold up in court anyway. (Anyone have contrary information?)

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  75. Reasonable practice actually by ca1v1n · · Score: 4, Informative

    I work tech support, and we used to recommend ad-aware all the time. Then we started noticing it botching removals left and right, leaving systems worse off than they were before. The new policy is "There's a product called ad-aware you could try. Use it at your own risk." It's completely understandable for Dell to not allow their techs to even say that, because as anyone who has ever worked tech support will tell you, users do not understand the concept of cause and effect, and they certainly don't listen. Every now and then, one of our techs will accidentally mention ad-aware or something like it in a context that doesn't strongly imply that using it is dangerous. Usually nothing happens. One guy got unlucky, and the user's hard drive crashed the next day. We made him do the data recovery anyway, since from the perspective of the user, it was his fault, and it's difficult to protect him when he recommended a product that's known to occasionally screw up systems. If their hard drive had crashed after he recommended something on the okay list, we'd have backed him up.

    The critical thing to remember is that users have a tendency to be paranoid, stupid, and dishonest as long as they're on the phone with tech support. You can save yourself a world of pain by not giving them any excuse to blame their mistakes on you. Maybe it's not nice that Dell won't help these people, but it's good business sense.

    Note: I am not saying that ad-aware or any other anti-spyware program is bug-ridden and dangerous by itself. What I'm referring to is the nasty habit of spyware to be designed in such a way as to make it very difficult to completely remove, and incomplete removal results in Bad Things happening. This is why if someone has spyware that won't uninstall, we take them through manual removal. It may be tedious, but we know it works. Since we have documentation for that, the user can't blame us if they screw it up.

    1. Re:Reasonable practice actually by MacDaffy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I had mod points, I'd boost this one. This poster knows what he's talking about. My partner and I use AdAware for spyware removal because of the sheer volume of malware in the wild. We treated a system day-before-yesterday that contained 420 different malware/datamining/spyware entities. I'm charging these people $85 an hour (the additional twenty dollars per hour compensates for three hours of drive-time). I don't want to charge them for the time it would take to remove that much crap from an infected system by hand. And we'd have to carry around an up-to-date list informing us of the processes, startups and other system modifications that are the telltale signs of infection.

      I know Dell has legal issues to consider, but they need to come up with a better response than the one they have. They can remain arms-length from possible solutions, but they can also put users on the road to finding them. BTW, viruses, spyware and malware have made Macintosh and Mac OS X much easier to sell recently. I direct customers to used Macs available on the PowerMax and MacResQ sites if they can't pay full-price for a new system. It hasn't failed yet. And those used Macs are turning out to be much more serviceable than PC's of equal age. I don't recommend anything older than the first Power Macintosh G3 desktops. Anything after that has been flawless so far.

    2. Re:Reasonable practice actually by MImeKillEr · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd also suggest Spybot Search & Destroy -- I've had it catch stuff Adaware didn't.

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  76. Actually... by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... that just tells me that they recognize you as a sad geek with no self-respect. Not necessarily saying you are, just saying that's what they think of you. "Bah, he doesn't have anything better to do with his time, anyway."

    Let me put this in perspective:

    - if a car engineer lived next door, would they call him every month to fix their car for free? Nope.

    - if an electronics engineer lived next door, would they call him every month to repair their TV for free? Nope.

    - if a plumber lived next door, would they call him every month to unclog their toilet for free? Nope.

    - if a skilled carpenter lived next door, would they call him every month to fix some piece of furniture for free? Nope.

    Why? Basically because they have more respect for that plumber than for you. They can understand that:

    1. Plumbing is real work, and it deserves compensation. On the other hand they likely see you not as an "expert", but rather as "bah, even kids know this stuff. If we only had a 10 year old, we'd ask him instead."

    2. They can understand that the plumber has better stuff to do with his time. Like, dunno, grab a can of beer and watch the football game. Whereas what they think of you is more likely the exact opposite "some sad geek who surely has nothing to do with his time anyway."

    3. Also because that plumber has enough self-respect to say "no". Whereas you seems to measure your worth by how much other people abused your time. Well, keep flattering yourself, and I'm sure they'll be more than happy to take advantage of you. Because that's all it is: taking advantage of someone who can't say no.

    So, dunno, personally I'd rather be know as the "bad" guy who will _not_ fix your computer. (Well, not unless you're willing to pay my consultant fee.)

    I don't give a flying ____ (sexual intercourse) if some random neighbour considers me an expert or not. What really matter is if my boss considers me an expert.

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    1. Re:Actually... by chipace · · Score: 2

      "What really matter is if my boss considers me an expert."

      You hit the nail on the head. As far as compensation is concerned, I want my boss to know that I'm a miracle-worker, and my wife to realize that I'm a major stud.

  77. Seconded by Channard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It doesn't matter how thankful they are, once you demonstrate some skill they'll come to you for every little thing rather than try to figure it out themselves. if you're not so lucky, they'll reccomend you to their friends, and then you'll end up fixing computers of people you've never heard of before.

    Definitely seconded. Most people who don't or haven't worked in tech support don't get this. I've actually had only mild aquaintances actually ring up for computer help - the moment I got in from work. I've even had one person ring up with a problem with getting pictures from a mobile phone they bought that day. Hello? Try calling the people you bought it from, dammit!

    Would you ring up a solicitor out of the blue, only knowing someone who knows them, expecting free legal advice? I think not. And don't even get me started on people not even reading what's on the damn screen on front of them. Once word gets out that you know about PCs, people will start ringing, or trying to collar you to talk about PCs etc. People may label you mean for putting your foot down, but it's your free time they're wasting. (rant mode off).

    1. Re:Seconded by _Spirit · · Score: 4, Funny

      A doctor friend of mine complained to me once that everybody who knew he was a doctor always felt that they should describe their ailments to him and then ask for his opinion. About two minutes after he told me this he started "You know, my pc has been acting so weird lately..."

      Fortunately he's an intelligent fellow and we had a good laugh about it after I explained to him that he was doing the same.

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    2. Re:Seconded by acidrain69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This isn't limited to computer tech support. My girlfriend holds a masters in counseling. Half the time she tells someone that she is a psychologist/counselor, they start dumping their problems on her or asking for advice. I count myself lucky that I only hear about their computer stuff.

      And I'm not accusing you of this, Channard, but holy shit! There are a lot of whiny people on here! "I refuse to do tech support for family". I don't know what kind of relationship you have with YOUR family, but most of mine is pretty cool, and they do a lot for me. The least I can do to repay them for helping me get through college and allowing me to live while growing up is give them a little help with their computers. I do helpdesk troubleshooting for DSL, and I get yelled at half the time, but I can still manage to go home and answer a few questions about why windows 98 is a piece of garbage for my family. It's almost refreshing in fact. No corporate rules about what not to say in front of the family.

      I wonder if the people who said they would assist family would even help their own mothers. I'm not saying you have to be the end-all of tech support. You can refer them to the OEM.

      Reading this thread, you'd think these slashdotters hated computers or something.

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  78. Recriprocity by LittleGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We have a neighbor who is a vet, and when she comes over, she gives the kitties a free fifteen-second checkover while scritching their heads. There have been times when the older kitty has not looked well, and, after much deliberation, we've asked her for a second opinion.

    When Blaster came out, it hit their computer, and I offered to get rid of it, as well as patch up their machine to the latest Service Pack, et al. It was our way of thanks for some much-welcomed advice about the cats. To their credit, they haven't asked for any further help, but it's available, but it needed, I will avail myself again.

    There are some professions where you are the "walking free advice", and you get to respect that when you meet a professional 'cousin'. It's also a hallmark of good friends to ask for that help sparingly.

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  79. Left hand not knowing what the right is doing. by scumdamn · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dell technicians can and will install Spybot or Adaware rather than going through a whole reinstall. Remember that there are multiple divisions of Dell Tech Support and that there are multiple sites where techs are located. Just because a "memo" (which is just a glorified email) is sent out doesn't mean it's officially the stance of Dell. Remember, these techs want off the phones as quickly as possible and installing Spybot is much faster than a reinstall. I happen to know "official" support policy and currently it doesn't say anything about any Spyware removal software, but Dell's official stance on reccomending third-party software is to say "This program and this program are both good for this kind of thing" rather than endorse just one.

  80. LOVE THE MAC by www.sharkdefense.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ive been a desktop/server support person for 10-12 years and always was a Wintel user. At the end of 2002, I was sick of all the problems which had to be readily repaired on my 98/xp/2000 machines at home. Short of a w2k proliant server for storage, all required ENTIRELY too much upkeep, patching, cleaning and maintenance. I have since purchased a DP Macintosh G4 and although its a lot more expensive than a PC, its flawless, and it runs all I need it to run (Video editing, email, web, office apps) 24/7. I now, too, recommend iMacs or Powerbooks if people ask. For the record, my Dell p3 733 is still running fine, I have never had an issue with Dell's tech support. I just can't stand Microsoft's security holes and instability.

    For the record, I still do have a 1 Pentium III class machine for whatever I cannot run on the max with OS X.

  81. Simple Solution by fuctape · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wear the appropriate shirt when you visit your relatives.

  82. If I bought preassembled computers at all... by mwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...I'd treat them the same as the ones I build: step one is to repartition and install the OS the way I want it. Spyware? what spyware?

  83. Re:Dell is not bundling spyware : From SWI's Edito by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Depends. Does RealOne Player count as spyware?

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  84. How to work Dell Technical Support by hross · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Dell, like any other company that employs hundred of people, has both good and bad. Also, their home technical support is worse than their business technical support partly due to the quality of people, but also due to the fact that most home callers don't know squat, and the tech people get used to clueless newbies who gave them a little more respect than any /.er is likely to.

    So, if you get someone who is unhelpful, take their name, hang up, and call back. I've had conversations with subsequent tech people who apologized for the previous tech behaviour and ensured that my opinion was escalated. How else do you expect to improve tech support without constructive feedback.

    Once I get a knowledgeable tech person - and some groups like their server support seem uniformly good - I've had excellent experiences with Dell.

    I once had a problem where a hard drive was slow. It worked, but it was slow. All diagnostics passed but some benchmarks indicated a performance problem. Dell replaced the drive. The new drive worked for a week and then exhibited the same problem. So they replaced the motherboard, but the problem continued. Finally, a tech realized that it was heat buildup related and the power supply fan was probably spinning too slowly to vent the heat and so the drive was going into failsafe mode. They replaced the power supply and the drive again and everything worked.

    At this point, I can call and simply state that I need a certain part and why I think it's the problem and I can usually get a replacement without further diagnostics because I know what they expect and so pre-empt the 'make a floppy' routine. Why have you still got a floppy drive on your system anyway?

    But realize that the techs have a script to follow and often must satisfy certain steps in order to replace expensive parts. Help them to satisfy these steps and don't waste both your time arguing about each step. If you are sure of exactly what will happen, just tell them it did. But you'd better be sure since any company that ships tens of thousands of systems a week may have a little more insight into what could happen than you, in spite of your wider knowledge.

    Dell tech support may frequently suck, but they suck less !

  85. Re:Dell is not bundling spyware : From SWI's Edito by ninejaguar · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That's a big YES.

    = 9J =

  86. Encompass Monitor by hafidhahullah · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Sorry if this has been covered already in an earlier post - I didn't attempt to read all 949 postings listed as of this moment.

    I bought a Dell a few years ago and, after installing a desktop firewall, discovered that it comes installed with a program called "Encompass Monitor" (encmon.exe). Encmon was attempting to call out something on the order of 20 times per minute, and I blocked the program. A friend advised me that this program is well-known Dell spyware and I should uninstall it. It is not hard to uninstall. You just locate the program on the Control Panel/Add Remove programs and remove it.

    Behold - a week or two after I removed Encompass Monitor, I began seeing daily probes INCOMING in the desktop firewall logs from various DSL-identified addresses associated with Dell Computer, Inc. So, the people in Texas who were receiving the log files from this spyware suddenly realized their baby was not phoning home any more and began sending probe packets to my machine to find out why. I am really not sure what Dell was tracking, but I suspect it may have been my web-surfing habits, in an attempt to do data mining for sales to other companies who could target my "interests." If anyone has any better intelligence on what data is sent to Dell by Encmon.exe, I'd appreciate a reply, just out of curiosity.