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It's Official -- Star Wars on DVD

savagexp writes "There's yet to be an actual press release, but according to DVDFile.com, 20th Century Fox and LucasFilm have confirmed that The Original Trilogy will arrive on September 21st in a four-disc set. More info can be had here."

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  1. Special editions only :-( by Tet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bah! I knew it wouldn't happen, but I was still hoping against hope that he'd allow the original versions to be released, rather than the special editions. Ho hum. I'll probably still buy them anyway. At least I still have the real versions on VHS. Maybe I'll see if I can rip them myself...

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    1. Re:Special editions only :-( by mkrieger1277 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Funny that you mention ripping. I knew that he'd never release the original movies on DVD, so I've been copying my "Definitive Collection" laserdiscs onto DVD via my PC. The end result is pretty good. Very little loss of quality. I'm sure it would look better if I had a nicer LD player for output. Too bad Lucas has to shove the crappy special editions out to the public. Sad to see a once celebrated franchise become the biggest joke out there (well, maybe a close second to the Matrix sequels). :-)

    2. Re:Special editions only :-( by tuffy · · Score: 4, Informative
      I knew that he'd never release the original movies on DVD, so I've been copying my "Definitive Collection" laserdiscs onto DVD via my PC.

      This has been done, and a nicely transferred version is floating around the internet already - complete with high resolution covers and a "bonus" DVD full of extra material. The quality isn't ideal (the transfer is for 1 single-layer DVD per film) but it's widescreen, better than VHS and the best version of the originals we're likely to get.

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    3. Re:Special editions only :-( by Nutcase · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Big differences:

      1) In LOTR, they told everyone up front was the plan was so the informed consumer could choose... instead of feeling ripped off.

      2) In LOTR, they made sure that there was no overlap in the special features between the theatrical cut and the extended cut.

      3) In LOTR, the extra features on the extended cut, plus 45 minutes of NEW footage justify the second purchase - instead of only offering a version that was modified (for the worse) for sale initially, and then relenting and offering the original at a later date.

      In other words, with LOTR the extended cuts are actually GOOD, and are put out there for fans, while leaving the original theatrical cut available for everyone. In the Star Wars case, no one can get the original version they know and love, and are stuck with the extended/special versions, DESPITE the fans.

      Peter Jackson and New Line are treating fans like people worth of respect, and offering them as much of the LOTR magic as they can soak up. George Lucas is treating Star Wars fans the way a school bully treats kids in cartoons - turning them upside down and shaking money out of their pockets, all the while trying to dampen whatever Star Wars magic is left with a thick blanket of corporate greed.

    4. Re:Special editions only :-( by glesga_kiss · · Score: 4, Informative
      As another poster has mentioned, this has already been done. There are multiple unofficial digital version of the movies. The ones I have are:

      Original triology, SE on German DVD with 5.1 German audio and 5.1 upmixed (from 2.0) English. The original English 2.0 soundtrack is also available. Verdict: Very good, but all text is in German, including scrolling start. English 5.1 isn't real 5.1 unfortunately, but the German is.

      Original trilogy, SE on DivX. Sound is prologic, one disk per movie. Verdict: A keeper until the offical DVDs are out.

      The Phantom Menace Phantom Edit. A rip of the VHS version, minus as much Anakin and Jar-Jar bullshit as possible. Verdict: Worth checking out. Available in mpeg2, DivX and VCD. I kept the mpeg4 version I found on e2k.

      The Phantom Menace Peoples Edition. A DVD rip including several deleted scenes. Verdict: Worth a look, educational purposes.

      Finally, a someone I know made proper DVDs from his own LD-cap, supposedly very good but I never got to see it.

      Fuck Lucas. Like the RIAA, he has learned that missing a business opertunity costs. We want DVD, you don't give. We go elsewhere and your products are forever tainted. Combined with the poorish recent movies, Lucas has almost succeeded in making Star Wars suck.

    5. Re:Special editions only :-( by Golias · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I agree that Greedo was there to play Peter Lorrie to Han's Bogart, but the dramatic impact of that scene is completely drained in the SE version by the fact that Jabba says the exact same lines two minutes earlier in the re-inserted footage. I mean, both scenes were in made-up languages with subtitles! If you really needed that scene, would it have been so hard to make Jabba say something else!?

      There's a reason why Sam Spade doesn't meet the Fat Man before his initial scenes with Peter Lorrie's character. Once the mystery of "my employer" is gone, the pathetic lackey is not really as interesting.

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  2. Finally! by Jad+LaFields · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now to just wipe the memory of the two new films completely from memory...

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  3. HDDVD by mal3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Lucas was going to wait longer, but realized if he did it would have to be released on HDDVD and he'd lose the opportunity to sell it to you twice.

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    1. Re:HDDVD by misterpies · · Score: 3, Informative


      Of course, because like all movies until pretty recently it was recorded on good ol' photographic film, which offers a resolution far higher than any existing digitised video format. Same goes for digital cameras - even the best still don't match the resolution of a decent 35mm film.

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    2. Re:HDDVD by Fishstick · · Score: 3, Funny

      According to Fox Home Entertainment president Mike Dunn, both the studio and Lucasfilm arrived at the September 21st date to gain maximum exposure during the holiday season: "We sold about 17 million VHS 'Star Wars' units during two fall release periods in '95 and '97," he explained. "With that in mind, we designed our release strategy to pick the best release date that had the most gentle sales curve decline on home video."

      translation: we are waiting until the best possible moment to extract the maximum mileage from getting these poor dumb slobs, err, fans buying the same content yet again. We are timing the release relative to the seasonal holiday buying spree (formerly known as Christmas).

      duh

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    3. Re:HDDVD by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lucas was going to wait longer, but realized if he did it would have to be released on HDDVD and he'd lose the opportunity to sell it to you twice.

      He can only sell it to you twice if you choose to buy it twice.

    4. Re:HDDVD by 0123456 · · Score: 5, Informative

      "High-end 11-megapixel digital cameras are generally considered to be slightly inferior to 35mm film."

      Remember: 35mm _still_ frames go along the film, whereas 35mm _movie_ frames go across the film. Also, only a fraction of the frame is actually used in movies, due to the widescreen aspect ratio. That means a lot less pixels are required to get the same resolution.

      A lot of 35mm movie effect shots are rendered at around 2048x1024-ish resolutions, so while 2 megapixels is a little low for the full 35mm movie resolution, it's not far off.

    5. Re:HDDVD by egomaniac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Same goes for digital cameras - even the best still don't match the resolution of a decent 35mm film.

      Then you either haven't used a good digital camera or you haven't done a fair comparison.

      My wife is a professional photographer who shoots with a Nikon D1x. Film admittedly has higher line pair resolution, but as my wife isn't taking pictures of line pairs, that's irrelevant. For real-world shooting like portraits and nature photography, the D1x is easily comparable to 35mm film (a bit better in some respects, a bit worse in others).

      And the D1x is only a 5.5 megapixel camera. There are already much higher resolution cameras on the market, and anyone who believes that 35mm film actually compares favorably to a good 16 megapixel imager is suffering from a severe inability to accept reality. The fight is already over. Film is dead.

      Of course, I'm sure that a hundred years ago there were still horse-and-buggy proponents arguing that cars were inferior...

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  4. Not a democracy? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:
    So what are the faithful to do if they don't want to watch the altered 1997 editions of the trilogy? Either give in, or don't buy. "We realize there's a lot of debate out there," says Ward. "But this is not a democracy. We love our fans, but this is about art and filmmaking. [George] has decided that the sole version he wants available is this one."

    So you say it's not a democracy? That George "Artist" Lucas can do what he damn well pleases?

    Perhaps Lucas has forgotten that he's in the marketplace -- where democracy indeed rules, and the cash register is the ballot box.

    My vote will be for the version where Han shoots first. For me, it *is* about "art and filmmaking". Both of which were evident in the original, absent from the remake, and forgotten in the prequels.

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    1. Re:Not a democracy? by mahdi13 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Perhaps Lucas has forgotten that he's in the marketplace -- where democracy indeed rules, and the cash register is the ballot box.
      Maybe you forgot who made the movies...?
      It has nothing to do with politics, the final product is George's choice...not yours

      Don't like it, vote by not buying it
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    2. Re:Not a democracy? by Metryq · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Perhaps Lucas has forgotten that he's in the marketplace -- where democracy indeed rules, and the cash register is the ballot box."

      Have you been to the cinema lately or watched any TV? The voting public is not terribly critical, which is why crap keeps selling. The public is buying it.

      Remember Sturgeon's Law: 90 percent of anything is crap.

    3. Re:Not a democracy? by cowscows · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can still call him a dick, and be right about it.

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    4. Re:Not a democracy? by Fishstick · · Score: 4, Informative

      >What is this about Han shooting first?

      In the original release, Greedo corners Solo, levels a gun across the table and threatens to turn him into Jabba unless he hands over the money.

      Solo distracts him while unholstering his blaster under the table and then blasts poor dumb unsuspecting Greedo in the nuts.

      Guess Lucas felt this was unsportsman-like, to blast a guy under the table instead of in a fair gunfight (ala Gary Cooper).

      So Lucas changed it in the "Special Edition". Greedo pulls off a shot, misses (how can you miss at point blank range?) and _then_ Solo blasts him in the nuts.

      Much more honorable. Han is going to be a major Alliance general and hero. Can't have him shooting first under a table - not Kosher. Bit of revisionist history, actually. Solo was presumably a smuggler scumbag before meeting up with Luke and Ben. I'm sure blasting Greedo from under the table is not the worst thing he did before getting the hots for Leia and joining her rebellion.

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  5. Someone send this to George. by grub · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Please bear with my rant..

    When I read of the Star Wars DVD release I immediately thought of the speech Gordon Gekko give the board of Teldon Papers in the movie Wall Street (1987)
    "The point is, ladies and gentleman, is that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good. Greed is right. Greed works."

    Years after the DVD has become ubiquitous they decide to release the original 3 on that medium. It was only a few years ago that they released the VHS set to the consumers.
    Lucas "found some time" in his schedule and "was willing and eager to make it happen."
    Wow! Thanks, George! The story makes it sound like they're doing us a favour! Yeah right. The only favour is to their bank accounts. The tide of cash flowing in from the "Official VHS set" has slowed to a crawl. They want the consumers to re-purchase the same stuff on a new format. George didn't "[find] some time", the market studies indicated that this is the right time to release the DVDs.

    Thanks but no thanks George. After the embarassment of Episodes I & II and your blatant milking of the franchise you've lost a big fan in me. I'd only buy the set if I could guarantee that my money buys the exact slice of pizza you choke on.

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  6. Press Relase Link by Icepick_ · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.starwars.com/episode-iv/news/2004/02/ne ws20040210.html

  7. Yes, but it's not really the original by signe · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's not the original Star Wars trilogy. It's the version that Lucas ham-handedly put together in 1997. It definitely won't be on my list of must-have DVDs, regardless of how much I would love to own the original trilogy on DVD.

    Greedo did not shoot first.

    -Todd

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    1. Re:Yes, but it's not really the original by sweeney37 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      there were rumors floating about in regards to changes Lucas was supposedly making for the DVD edition. I guess we'll have to wait and see if it actually happens.

      Mike

    2. Re:Yes, but it's not really the original by Wonda · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'll buy this as quick as i can, before he adds jar jar in a new release!

      this is the best you'll be able to get

    3. Re:Yes, but it's not really the original by jcoleman · · Score: 4, Funny

      The words "get over it" come to mind. You remind me of the guy on Mr. Show that wore a scarf in summer and complained that wax cylinders were the only true way to appreciate recorded music.

    4. Re:Yes, but it's not really the original by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um, some people like viewing the movies they grew up with in their original state - not "enhanced" with bad CG dancing scenes or politically-correct changes that make no sense in the context of the scene.

      In the grand scheme of things, Lucas f-ing up his original Trilogy is small potatoes... but in the context of a Star Wars article on Slashdot - you have to expect some bitching about the Greedo scene ;)

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    5. Re:Yes, but it's not really the original by sg3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      > You remind me of the guy on Mr. Show that wore a scarf in
      > summer and complained that wax cylinders were the only true
      > way to appreciate recorded music.

      Slow-witted guy eating donut: "You wanna watch the new Star Wars movie?"

      Guy wearing scarf: "Oh, puh-lease! The new Star Wars movies blow! People were not meant to see movies with good special effects. People need to see strings, rubber suits, and that shit."

      Digs out worn VHS copy of the original Star Wars movie.

      "What is that?"

      "This, my friend, is the only version of Star Wars I will touch," he says while lovingly stroking the VHS tape.

      "Is it the THX remastered version?"

      "No! I just -- it's the original Star Wars movie on VHS. It allows me to watch the only decent movie ever committed to celluloid."

      "Celluloid?"

      "Yessss!"

      "Does it have computer effects?"

      "Jesus! Just watch. It's so pure it hurts ..."

      Screen zooms in to a rubber suited alien flopping around a dingy sound stage threatening a young Harrison Ford. A man in a metal robot suit starts prat-falling on the scene.

      The fact is, the new Star Wars movies are just as good as the old ones. Complainers were just 20 years younger when they saw the originals.

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    6. Re:Yes, but it's not really the original by jcoleman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh, if only I could mod this up. :) David Cross is a comedy genius.

      It's not like Lucas went back to your childhood and stole your teddy bear, people! I don't think Greedo should have shot first, and I agree with leaving Han's character as a rogue who did what he had to to stay alive. But damn, get over it already.

      It's HIS movie, he can do as HE pleases with it. He is not screwing you. He is not raping your childhood. He is not having sex with your mother while you watch, helplessly duct-taped to a chair.

      Stories evolve, folks. You just happened to see the rough drafts.

    7. Re:Yes, but it's not really the original by signe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, as is noted on that page, it sounds like more of a wish list than something that was leaked from ILM or the Ranch. If it ends up being accurate, I might consider the DVDs. But I'm not holding my breath.

      Frankly, Lucas and his people know what bothers so many fans, with regards to the remastered trilogy. I can't believe that they're so oblivious that they don't know by now. So if they really were going to change the Cantina scene back, don't you think they'd let people know, or at least drop large hints, in order to raise the hype around the DVD release more?

      -Todd

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    8. Re:Yes, but it's not really the original by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The fact is, the new Star Wars movies are just as good as the old ones. Complainers were just 20 years younger when they saw the originals.

      Nope, I worked in a day camp in 2000, one of the kids asked why guys my age loved Star Wars so much, he'd seen episode 1 and didn't see what all the fuss was about: Its not that good he said.

      I explained he was right, episode 1 isn't that good, and the reason guys my age loved Star Wars so much was that the original were
      1. Much better than the prequels
      2. released in an age when SW had the best SFX ever seen, it was revolutionary. Episode 1 had SFX that were pretty much the same as every other movie released in the 90's. Jurassik Park gave the SFX push that A New Hope had given (go rent Logan's Run to compare SFXs).

      And that was a 10yr old, exactly the target audience for a kid-friendly poop-joke infested flick like Ep1.

      Its not just the rose-tainted glasses of nostalgia. Lucas lost it.
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  8. mmm..... by freerecords · · Score: 5, Funny

    these are not the dvds you are looking for...

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    1. Re:mmm..... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Screw Star Wars quotes! My personal fav from the sci fi genre:

      Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

      Maj. Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin.

      Dark Helmet: Who is he?

      Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.

      Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?

      Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.

      Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

      Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.

      Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?

      Everyone: Yo!

      Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!

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  9. *snore* by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone needs to invent a new SF franchise.

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  10. I want, but.... by Apreche · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really would like to own all the star wars movies ever in one giant dvd box set of super awesome. I don't even like eps 1-3, but the geek in me must own them. However, there is one problem.

    GREEDO SHOOTS FIRST!

    FUCK THAT.

    I know it's super nerdy to complain about it, but I'm not willing to pay for a copy of the movie if that's the way it's going to be. Solo is supposed to kill him in cold blood.

    Lucas, if you want my cash you're going to have to release the real deal. Spielberg, you too. I didn't buy none of your walkie talkie E.T. shit. Good thing I still have the real deals on VHS. But still, DVD would be nice.

    Man, I am such a freakin' fanboy sometimes.

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  11. Re:So has he edited Jar Jar into all three films? by ahess247 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually the secret is this: Lucas has "artistically" re-edited the scene yet again. Now Han and Greedo hug each other and Greedo keels over from a heart attack after being overcome with emotion that they're no longer enemies.....

    Han shoots first dammit!

  12. Timing by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It probably has to do with the amount of money Lucas is spending on Episode III. He must have a significant burn rate. It also could be an attempt to generate interest after the abysmal response to Episode II.

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  13. Re:what's the difference? by GrenDel+Fuego · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mostly added scenes and unnecessary special effects.

    "Hey, we can do computer generated graphics... let's add some big creatures in the background"

    There is one scene with a computer generated Jabba the Hutt that is just awful.

  14. Re:OMG!!!!! by McAddress · · Score: 5, Funny

    You will buy the DVD's

  15. They'll have more releases by chia_monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's not forget about who you're talking about. Remember when the first trilogy was released on VHS? And then the widescreen edition. And then the digitally remastered edition. I'm sure they'll just release this, wait a year or two and then release the "classic" edition for people clamoring for it and they'll make loads of money yet again.

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    1. Re:They'll have more releases by sg3000 · · Score: 3, Informative

      > Remember when the first trilogy was released on VHS? And
      > then the widescreen edition. And then the digitally remastered
      > edition.

      I remember it as:

      1. Original trilogy full screen
      2. Original trilogy with THX re-mastered sound, full screen (I think the three movies had the stormtrooper mask, Yoda, and Darth Vader)
      3. Then re-mastered trilogy, full screen (in the gold box)
      4. Then re-mastered trilogy, wide screen (in the silver box)

      I imagine Peter Jackson saw the above and was a bit inspired when he released Lord of the Rings several times.

      Personally, I prefer the re-mastered versions if Star Wars. The Death Star looks cooler blowing up, the snow battle on Hoth looks better, and the end of Return of the Jedi is actually pretty good once Lucas purged the "Yub Yub" song.

      I recommend one change though -- Lucas should replace whatever actor played the Emperor in ESB, and stick in Ian McDiarmid instead. Then the circle would be complete.

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    2. Re:They'll have more releases by finkployd · · Score: 4, Informative

      Peter Jackson at least came clean ahead of time and told everyone exactly what he was going to do and why.

      Finkployd

    3. Re:They'll have more releases by Chibi · · Score: 5, Informative
      I imagine Peter Jackson saw the above and was a bit inspired when he released Lord of the Rings several times.


      New Line Cinema and Peter Jackson have been very upfront about their release plans for the Lord of the Rings movies. Saying they are doing the same thing as Lucas is inaccurate... at least so far. Plenty of people thinking they will put out some form of mega-collector's set after the final (extended) movie comes out. But, up to now, they have been very fan-friendly in terms of their openness regarding the release plan.

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    4. Re:They'll have more releases by cubicledrone · · Score: 3, Funny

      Return of the Jedi is actually pretty good once Lucas purged the "Yub Yub" song.

      They needed it for Phantom Menace.

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  16. Originaltrilogy.com by DeadBugs · · Score: 5, Informative

    It may not be too late to visit the Original Trilogy website and sign the petition to get the original un-updated version put on DVD. 50,000 have signed up already!

    Well it may be too late, but the fans must be heard!

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  17. I'll save my credits... by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Of course, the big question mark amongst fans has always been whether Lucas would allow the original, unaltered original editions of the trilogy to also be released on DVD. Not possible, said Ward, who confirmed that the upcoming set will feature only the 1997 Special Edition versions of each film. "What George did in 1997," Ward explains, "was [to] make the movie he originally wanted to make."


    This should answer all the questions below. Forget it. I want the original unaltered versions on DVD. Didn't anyone learn anything from New Coke?
    1. Re:I'll save my credits... by 0123456 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ""What George did in 1997," Ward explains, "was [to] make the movie he originally wanted to make.""

      Which is an interesting comment. While the 'special editions' suck less than the prequels, they do suck almost as bad as the original 'Star Wars' scripts before Lucas read Joseph Campbell's books, so we can conclude from this that if Lucas hadn't been kept in check by the studio he'd have released a 'Star Wars' movie that sucked in 1977 and would have vanished without a trace.

      Of course, having seen the prequels, the fact that Lucas' "artistic vision" sucks shouldn't really be a surprise.

  18. Re:what's the difference? by somethinghollow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to mention all the guns were replaced with flashlights...

  19. Tuesday? What were they thinking by RedShoeRider · · Score: 3, Funny

    ....looks like I'm going to have to take a sick day on Wednesday the 22nd, boss.... *cough, cough*

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  20. Re:what's the difference? by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Informative

    Some superflous new scenes added, like computer generated spaceships flying around. More computer generated aliens in the background.

    In the first film, they took some cutting-room floor footage of Han talking to Jabba as he's preparing to take off in the Millenium Falcon. (I thought I read somewhere that Marlon Brando was actually playing Jabba in that scene). Anyways, they put in a computer generated Jabba walking alongside Han, and it looks pretty cheesy to me.

    I hate overused computer animation. I think it looks out of place and fake, and the world of Star Wars was much more believable made out of foam rubber costumes and cheesy props.

    The big one that gets all the geeks riled up is they changed the Cantina scene, so that Jabba's bounty hunter shoots at Han, and he kills him in 'self defense'. In the original, Han just shoots him under the table and gets up and leaves.

    It effectively changes Han's character from an outlaw who cares only about himself, to some sort of good guy who found himself in trouble.

    I haven't seen the special edition versions of the other two movies.

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  21. so.... by mrscorpio · · Score: 5, Funny

    "There's yet to be a press release..."

    So unofficially, it's official?

    Chris

  22. Re:Can you believe it? by Durin_Deathless · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK. I need your geek license. Hand it over now!

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  23. Re:what's the difference? by arb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The big one that gets all the geeks riled up is they changed the Cantina scene, so that Jabba's bounty hunter shoots at Han, and he kills him in 'self defense'. In the original, Han just shoots him under the table and gets up and leaves.

    It effectively changes Han's character from an outlaw who cares only about himself, to some sort of good guy who found himself in trouble.


    Add to that the fact that the added effects shot was so poorly done that I still cringe just thinking of it. Greedo is sitting two feet away from Han with his blaster aimed squarely at him, yet somehow misses by a mile?

    The rest of the Special Editions are not too bad though.

    I'll still be getting it on DVD - I have the original Original Trilogy on VHS, as well as the Special Editions of the Original Trilogy, so like a true fan-boy I'll fork out for the DVDs...

  24. Cold blood? by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Solo is supposed to kill him in cold blood.

    I don't get why people say that. In the dialogue, Greedo had just said the he was going to enjoy killing Solo in a moment, so Han shot first and killed Greedo in self-defense. It's not like Solo sneaked into the cantina, spied Greedo, and shot him in the back.

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  25. Ehhhh by tipo21 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ehh wheres is the Torrrent??

  26. Except Peter Jackson told the truth up front by lordpixel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > It's very similar to the strategy followed by LOTR.

    Except for the inconvenient fact Peter Jackson told the truth up front about there being two releases.

    If they ever release hyper-super-extended editions, then you can make that comparison. In any case, there might be legitimate reasons for another release of many movies, if HD-DVD becomes the norm.

    Of course, if you think regular DVDs are already good enough, no one is forcing anyone ot upgrade.

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  27. Democracy does not mean you get to buy Star Wars by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps Lucas has forgotten that he's in the marketplace -- where democracy indeed rules

    Yeah, right.

    Listen, I know there are many people out there who think that the marketplace and democracy are the same thing. They're wrong, and so are you.

    Democracy; various flavors, but the intention is that what the majority of people want, they get. This means that if the country votes for a government-controlled socialist utopia, it's democratic, and when another country invades and forces a market-based economy upon them, it's not (or vice versa).

    Marketplace; people have money and goods. Money and goods are exchanged at the highest perceived benefit to both parties. Those with more money have more buying power. Those with goods/rights can do what they like with them. Those with no money or goods/rights have no power.

    Do you understand? Two separate concepts. Until the people in such-and-such a country vote for a law that says George Lucas must release the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD, there's nothing "undemocratic" about his decision (in the sense that we are discussing here) like it or not. The democratic USA (*) (and most other countries) has passed laws which allow whoever holds the rights to do pretty much what the hell they like with the Star Wars movies.

    And while I'm here, I'll point out that liberty is also different to capitalism *and* democracy, regardless of bluster to the contrary.

    (*) You can argue the toss about the effectiveness of US democracy, but that's another topic altogether.

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  28. Re:what's the difference? by tuffy · · Score: 3, Informative
    The rest of the Special Editions are not too bad though.

    I could do without Luke screaming as he's falling from the platform in "Empire", though. It's completely pointless and out of character. Except for the two Han scenes in the original, that's the third most irksome thing about Lucas' "adjustments".

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  29. I will wait a little longer by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 3, Funny

    I will buy them when Lucas has finished all three trilogies, and all nine movies are bundled together in the Ultimate Death Star Box, including both the classic and the extended editions, at least three special feature DVDs, and with and without Jar Jar replaced by a pink furry rabbit.

  30. USAToday Article by Genjurosan · · Score: 4, Informative

    Find the article on USAToday HERE.

  31. What we REALLY need is the 'extended edition' by arcite · · Score: 3, Funny
    You know, like PJ has done with LotR....adding an extra hour or so to the movie. Possible re-inserted scenes could include....

    1. 5 minutes of yet unseen footage of Princess Lea in chains and bikini

    2. 15 minutes of extended (grusome) Ewok death scenes during the final battle.

    3. 10 minute conversation of luke and Darth reminicing and coming to terms over their 'broken family' .

    4. cut scene of Luke working on the farm....tilling perhaps...or milking the cows. - you know, to add context

    5. an indepth and real explanation of the implications of the kiss between luke and his sister....ewwww.

    6.ummmmm, more cut scenes of lea belly dancing in the casino ship.

    that would add atleast another 40min easy! :).

  32. Do a Beauty and the Beast, George by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I have a Platinum Edition DVD of Disney's Beauty and the Beast, and they did some things that could satisfy purists and non-purists.

    There are 3 versions of the film on the disc. Firstly, the original theatrical edition that means that if you want to watch what was first released at the cinema/on VHS, you can. Secondly, a 'work in progress' edition that was shown at the NY film festival - lots of non-coloured images/coffee stains etc. Thirdly, the Special Edition which includes "Human Again" which was a song added for the stage show and added in later (which as an add-on is quite entertaining and works with the rest of the film).

    I imagine these versions were done by setting the film to just use different chapters, so parts could be added at different points.

    Why can't Lucas do that? Give us the improved sounds and visual effects of the Sp. Editions, but give people a choice of Original or Pointlessly Remixed versions of the film.

    PS If you've never seen the Platinum Edition of B&TB, do so. It's a great example of how to make a great DVD set.

  33. Re:what's the difference? by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 5, Informative

    Plus, in the starport Jabba's moving around, and has all these expressions, just like a lame-ass cartoon. It contrasts terribly with the stationary, smug, heartless Jabba we know and love from his palace and on his yacht in the Sarlacc Pit scene.

    In the first film, they took some cutting-room floor footage of Han talking to Jabba as he's preparing to take off in the Millenium Falcon.

    Want to hate that scene even more?

    Notice the part where Han circles Jabba while proposing a deal. Originally, that was fine since Jabba was a fat guy who looked like the rancor handler. But now that they were pasting a big slug with a long tail over the guy, Han couldn't really walk around hom anymore. Unadjusted, Han would be walking right through the animation.

    Their solution? Make it look like Han is stepping on Jabba's tail by cutting him from the background and moving him up a bit then down a bit as he circles Jabba. They even make Jabba comically cringe when Han "steps" on his tail. This looks about as real as when a kid bounces a doll along the ground to make it "walk".

  34. "When he already has a comb... (A COMB!)" by Burgundy+Advocate · · Score: 4, Funny

    The trilogy, featuring the classic franchise films "Star Wars," "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi," will be released on three DVD discs, with a fourth disc likely to hold a newly made documentary about the "Star Wars" franchise and never-before-seen footage, among several other bonus materials, said Jim Ward, Lucasfilm's VP of marketing and distribution and the DVD trilogy's executive producer.

    Oh please let the bonus materials be a digitally restored copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special!

    Imagine the marketing possibilities! You could promote the touching "Life Day" celebration! Multicultural wookie Goodness!

    If you haven't seen it, go here. You really need to.

    Have a Very Wookie Christmas! I know if I get this I will!

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  35. Re:what's the difference? by Radius9 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nitpicky, I know, but it was one of my favorite lines in Empire. Right after Luke jumps/falls off the platform, Vader turns around and as he passes one of the Empire's goons, he snaps "Prepare my ship.". I always liked that line because he sounds so angry when he says it. And in the Special Editions, they changed the line. I don't know why, but they did. Pisses me off every time I see it. I don't care nearly as much about the other scenes, but I always liked that line.

  36. Re:what's the difference? by Earlybird · · Score: 5, Informative

    IMDb's "alternate versions" section is your friend: Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi.

  37. Re:what's the difference? by Viking+Coder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but we'll complain about it in top Comic Book Guy form!

    Worst. Special Editions. Ever.

    I only bought four copies.

    Feh.

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  38. Re:Pan and Scan? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I doubt that any director who shoots matted film does it with the intention to make the TV version superiour. It's just to make it better using a limited medium; the areas matted in the cinema allows the TV version to be more complete. Think of a scene in 2.35:1 widescreen (the widest, mostly action flicks). Now, you have two cast talking on screen at either end, what do you do for the 4:3 version?:

    a) Cut back and forth between the actors

    b) Pan back and forth

    c) Use a crop to show both actors on screen.

    Now, the first two suck. They are just not the same as the original version, and sometimes clumsily done. I can name many movies with obvious Pan & Scan artifacts (e.g. Ghostbusters media coverage montage scene, Austin Powers Vegas scene and so on). Pretty annoying.

    On the other hand, using a matte allows the director to use footage from the top and bottom of the screen to flesh out the bars that would normally be in a 4:3 presentation of a 2.35:1 movie. Often this causes feck-ups, especially boom mike goofs. The IMDB goofs pages has many entries that only apply to certain aspect ratio versions.

    Back to the point. Cinema is all about the big screen. That's where directors want their movies watched. Maybe because of the artistic merit, maybe for the per-person revenue. Whatever. The point is that the original theatrical version is the one to watch.

    Not all movies are WS, some directors didn't take to it. Kubrik for example didn't use it, except maybe for "eyes wide shut" (never seen it, too much BS hype). Jeez, most of his films only had monoural sound.

    By the way, in case anyone is wondering, I checked the press release. The SW DVDs in this thread will aparently be released in separate anamorphic WS (yippie) and 4:3 (if that takes your fancy).

    I'll be going for the WS ones. I don't buy a painting to cut pieces out to fit an old frame I happen to have lying around. The same with film.

  39. Firefly is the answer ... by MS_leases_my_soul · · Score: 5, Informative

    FireFly is the answer. You have a kick-ass writer/director who is more than willing and able and actors who have already put in some amazing acting. You have a plotline that grabs you by the gut and pulls you along for a ride.

    I warn everyone who has not seen Firefly yet -- if you get the DVDs and start watching them, you will go one half of the best ride of your life. It will be like getting on the world's greatest rollercoaster (with 10 loops!), making through the first 3 loops and having the rollercoaster stop in the middle of the ride. You will love what you get and be disgusted that there is not more.

    Still, if people continue to buy the DVDs and word of mouth continues to spread, there is still the movie in the works and hope for SciFi or someone else to pick it up. Fox should be smart enough to put it into production again as long as they are getting paid.

  40. Re:what's the difference? by mlush · · Score: 3, Funny
    Why would you replace guns with humor?

    Its more effective than harsh language

  41. Re:what's the difference? by wwest4 · · Score: 4, Funny


    (I thought I read somewhere that Marlon Brando was actually playing Jabba in that scene


    Common misconception. Marlon Brando was actually Jabba in Return of the Jedi. A lot of people think it's a big puppet, but it's just Brando naked.

  42. Re:what's the difference? by PixelSlut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I won't buy the DVDs, because I personally think Star Wars sucks now. Partly because of the Special Edition, and partly just because now that I'm older I realize that they just weren't good movies to begin with. When I was a kid, I didn't know anything about acting or cinematography or anything, and I liked them. The only thing those movies had going for them was the nostalgia from childhood, and George ruined that.

    If George had fixed minor flaws in the movie, that doesn't ruin the effect. But all this CG stuff looks so out of place in these old 70s/80s films. It definitely changes the feel of the movie.

    The sad thing is that everyone will go out there and buy the DVDs, even though it seems like everyone hates the Special Edition. Bitching about how they suck is obviously not a clear message to Lucas. The only way to get the message through to them is to not buy the movies.

  43. Wrong menu option Lucas! Whoops! by superultra · · Score: 4, Funny

    ". . .the original version technically don't exist."

    You can't blame him. I mean how many times have you clicked on "Save" in the File Menu instead of "Save As"?

  44. Re:Oh, yes, LOTR is sooo much better. by Nutcase · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I didn't actually compare the movies at all. You are welcome to choose your poison. This isn't about the content - it's about the business model.

    Peter Jackson and New Line, regardless of the movie's content, are treating those who choose to purchase the films with respect. George Lucas is not.

    Since you brought up the content and the genre defining aspects of films, I have to make a side comment:

    Star Wars may have come out in 1977, but we aren't talking about /that/ star wars. We are talking about the one that came out in the 90's. You can't buy the '77 one anymore even if you wanted to. So I guess the star wars that defined the genre is dead. Now all we can see is the one that fell victim to the cliches of the genre it helped spawn.

  45. New Coke? by Hadean · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As someone hinted at elsewhere in the posts, Lucas may be pulling an intentional version of the "New Coke" fiasco. According to Wikipedia:

    The public were unhappy with the new taste, and even more unhappy that they were no longer able to obtain the original product, and so the company had to backtrack and return to the older formula. However, when they went back to the original formula - now renamed Classic Coke/Coca Cola Classic - demand for the classic taste grew to a greater extent than before New Coke...

    Sounds like something an evil marketer might want to try... Who knows, maybe we'll see Classic Star Wars in 2006, when all of the marketing from the newer Star Wars' is finished and Lucas is scrounging around for something to sell before making Episode 7. G'ah.

  46. "Yub Yub" at least made SENSE in the STORY! by Moryath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Face it; at the end of RoTJ, NOBODY IN THE GALAXY was supposed to know what was going on.

    The Second Death Star had been destroyed. Whee. The Imperial Fleet was defeated. Whee.

    The Rebels were victorious. Oh joy.

    We forget two very important things:
    #1 - People fear change almost as much as they hate oppression (look at Iraq / Islam in general; a bunch of seventh-century savages they remain, even while claiming to overthrow governments in the name of their "freedom").

    #2 - The Rebels were a minority in the galaxy, whose population mostly just wanted to be left alone.

    It's been explored in the novels and elsewhere; during the time of the Empire, there were a few planets in rebellion, but mostly it was just business as usual. Unless you got the attention of the Imperial government, you did business the same way you'd done it under the Republic.

    If you joined the Imperial Forces, chances are you did it because of a slick recruiting plan and promises of good wages / adventure -- hey, Luke was about to join up before Obi-Wan came along, wasn't he? For that matter, the officers of the Imperial Navy might have feared Vader, but the grunts were happy enough as they were, obviously.

    Therefore, having a LOCALIZED celebration on Endor made sense. There were a bunch of Rebels present, because they'd won the battle, and there were a bunch of Ewoks around because they were indigenous.

    Showing celebrations elsewhere? Yeesh, people. THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO CELEBRATIONS ELSEWHERE.

    You think the entire galaxy would have just cheered and shouted and gone "Whee, the Emperor's gone! Yay!"???

    Fuck that. They'd have been hand-wringing, worried about who was restoring/keeping order with the StormTroopers now out of a job. Planetary governors would alternately have been quelling civil distress and working on plans either to take over territory or work their way into positions of power in the new government. Smugglers wouldn't have given a flying fuck, except that the unrest made it easier for them to slip stuff into ports undetected.

    That's the reality. On Endor, and maybe a few other Rebel bases, there might have been a party. Mon Calamari perhaps, given what the Emperor did to them.

    Coruscant? The seat of the Emperor's power? FUCK NO. Coruscant wouldn't have been cheering. The other planets shown? Likewise.

    "Yub Yub" and the original party scene make sense. The Special Edition bullshit is just that, BULLSHIT, and completely ignores the realities of the universe Lucas constructed in the first place.

  47. Re:what's the difference? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not to mention all the guns were replaced with flashlights...

    And Leia's suddenly wearing an iPod.

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  48. Re:what's the difference? by Savatte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the added scenes also messed up the flow of the movie, because certain scenes were edited so things happen on specific musical cues, but with new footage added, the synchronization is all off. It's not just the visuals that were messed with.

  49. Re:what's the difference? by bludstone · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Er. Pardon my fanboyism.. but during starwars:a new hope, jabba wasnt NEARLY as big of a gangster he was in the later movies.. he was still getting his whole big shebang together. He was still mobile.. eventually, hes too chubb to even move. Plus, he wasnt on such bad terms with Han at the time.

    I also agree that this scene just didnt work.

    (all of this negated by starwars ep1)

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  50. Re:what's the difference? by kill+-9+$$ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Lets not forget about the changes to the end of Jedi. Personally, I liked the original tribal song, not the latin symphony that apparently replaced it.

    All, in all the new scenes were a waste of time. Its sad that Lucas is such an arrogant that he refuses to put the originals out on DVD. I was actually hoping he'd do something similar that my T2 DVD does, watch the original, or watch the expanded version...

    Oh well, I'm on the fence on whether I'll get these or not. I'm actually pretty sick of the whole Star Wars brand at this point which is sad, cause I was one of the die-hards originally. (guess I wasn't die-hard enough)

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  51. Re:Other lame dialogue changes by banzai51 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is precisely because those lines are well done, funny, clever, or have bravado that they were edited. Lucas seems to think that good dialogue is bad, because it distracts you from all the fancy effects.