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NYC Crosswalk Buttons are Inoperative

cdneng2 writes "NY Times has an article that New York crosswalk push buttons are actually ineffective. Apparently, New York City deactivated most of the pedestrian buttons long ago with the emergence of computer-controlled traffic signals. From the article, 'More than 2,500 of the 3,250 walk buttons that still exist function essentially as mechanical placebos, city figures show.' Well, apparently New York city isn't the only city like this. I guess the answer lies in the same reason why people press the elevator button more than once."

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  1. Most Dangerous Intersections by Xeed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Surprisingly enough, NY doesn't have any intersections listed in the top 10 most dangerous intersections list, compiled by State Farm.

    However, you can find the 24 most dangerous intersections in NY, as compiled by the NYPD here.

    Either way, crossing the street isn't the safest thing in the world.

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    1. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's only because actual commuting done in New York City is done primarily via cabs and subways, both of which are piloted by non-standard citizens who are trained commercially-licensed professional drivers. Of course not as many accidents are going to happen, they're pros.

      That being said, it's still dangerous because the cab drivers can occasionally be reckless due to long hours worked.

      See here for more zaniness.

    2. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 5, Funny

      In England, we have these gutless pedestrian crossings which are too scared to stop traffic if they detect cars approaching, so they wait until there's no traffic around and only then activate the pedestrian sequence.

      Well gee thanks, I could've figured out myself that I can get across when there's no cars around...

      Even better are the ones with a sensor to see if a pedestrian is waiting. So not only do they pander to any approaching car, but they require the pedestrian to be standing in a particular place otherwise they don't operate at all. Very useful.

      So if anyone is reading this story and doesn't have a clue what it means because traffic-light stuff is all greek to you... Bedford city council has jobs waiting for you. Join the ranks of the clueless.

    3. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by wizbit · · Score: 5, Funny

      sorry, did I just see the words "New York City" and "professional drivers" in the same sentence?

    4. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Around my area they installed crosswalks with BRIGHT ass leds that flash when someone presses the button. The leds are on both sidewalks as well as two lines on the road itself. These things just command attention, when pressed you can see drivers approaching immediately step on the brakes. IMO they have already saved lives because even I have not noticed the pedestrian before I saw the lights.

    5. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Funny

      sorry, did I just see the words "New York City" and "professional drivers" in the same sentence?

      Yeah... I think I also saw "cabs" in that same sentence, along with "not as many accidents are going to happen"...

      I'm sorry... I don't know what to say...

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    6. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by darkmeridian · · Score: 4, Funny

      "cab drivers can occasionally be reckless due to long hours worked"?

      Are you from New York? Cab drivers in this city are *always* reckless and it *isn't* because of the long hours worked.

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    7. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by l810c · · Score: 4, Funny
      My first semester at college I lived in a dorm right next to a busy/dangerous intersection.

      The dorm was shaped like a U that pointed at the intersection heightening the noise. Several times a day you would hear loud screeching as people locked up their brakes. Always just the screeching. About 3 weeks into the semester, there was another loud screech, this time followed by a loud CRASH. Simultaneously, 50 people stuck their heads out their windows and cheered. It was hilarious.

    8. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by iabervon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Remember, "professional" means that you get paid for it, not that you're any good at it.

    9. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by dandelion_wine · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, I've seen two versions of this.

      In Winnipeg, there are "pedestrian corridors" which have lights that hang over the road and go off the instant the button is pressed. These are not for all intersections and, in fact, they are often not at intersections. They're also relatively uncommon -- places where there are schools, parks, etc. (my guess -- IANACP) The thing is, they pound this into everyone's head when they learn to drive. There are heavy penalties for crossing a lit corridor. They're not like stoplights in that they go off when there is no reason to (I've only ever seen one malfunctioning corridor, and a line of traffic slowing to a stop, looking like mad for the pedestrian, and then only gingerly accelerating through, no doubt covering the brake). And not every crosswalk is a corridor, so people don't get used to only stopping for lights and not still looking for people.

      Contrast with Vancouver. New province, new rules. Whoops. That flashing green doesn't mean I can't turn left or right at will? These are "pedestrian controlled intersections". Just what you'd expect, and probably run the risk of the occasional light-runner, since there's no flashing red to tell you that it changed because someone is now crossing the road. Except that some lights will never change unless they are activated. As both a pedestrian in Vancouver (with curiosity), and a motorcycle rider all over, I can assure you that this is the case with many lights. I've annoyed many drives, waiting behind me at stoplights, because the light will not change. Many intersections are still like that for pedestrians (I'll sometimes shout at a pedestrian to push the button). But then Van also has veritable pedestrian paranoia. You can't take one step out on the pavement of a multi-lane street to wait for that one car to pass... because they'll stop. Suddenly you can't Frogger your way through that hold, and more cars stop. Then everybody's stopped, waiting for you to cross, and you were jaywalking in the first place. Mad, I tell you. Mad.

    10. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You misunderstand. These arn't crosswalks at downtown intersections, they are crosswalks across a single road in suburban areas. There is one near me. The nearest intersections are probably a 1/4 mile away in either direction. So just to get across the street to the bus stop would be a half-mile walk without this crosswalk. And it's a really busy 4-lane, so just jaywalking without the crosswalk is pretty difficult. Even when it was just a crosswalk, people rarely stopped for you. With the flashing lights (Besides the lights embedded in the road, there are lights around the crosswalk signs that flash as well) nobody runs though it.

      On the other hand, once you get downtown, there are no control buttons. It's not like they disabled them, they just have never been there. When the traffic lights turn green, the crosswalks get a walk sign.

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    11. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by MyHair · · Score: 4, Informative

      Surprisingly enough, NY doesn't have any intersections listed in the top 10 most dangerous intersections list, compiled by State Farm.

      That list is compiled based upon the dollar amount of State Farm insurance claims for those intersections. I imagine the fleet cabs and busses of NYC are largely self-insured by the operating companies and wouldn't show up as claims to State Farm or any other insurer.

      State Farm offers monetary and consultative support to cities with intersections in their top 10 (and a lesser amount to those in their top 100 IIRC) to save themselves money.

      Not that there's anything wrong with that.

      A perennial top 10 intersection is Highway 121 & Preston Road in Plano, TX. There are lots of expensive cars in that area; if everyone there drove 5-year old Hyundai's I doubt it would make the list. Either that or the nearby EDS campus is really a cover for an organized insurance fraud ring.

    12. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by HidingMyName · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Interestingly New York, New Jersey, Connecticut and Massachusetts don't have any intersections listed under the little pull down menu where you can browse by state. I'm sure driving in Boston, NYC and surrounding Tri State area or Northern New Jersey is so safe that there aren't any statistics indicating dangerous intersections there.

      However, I do agree that Philadelphia has extrodinarily dangerous traffic patterns. I can remember many white knuckle experiences on the Schuykill expressway when I worked down by Philadelphia, but I guess exit ramps and toll booths (especially by the bridge) don't count. I do remember taking Admiral Wilson Blvd. on the New Jersey side, and noting the large number of scantily clad hookers working along the side of the road. Even if they aren't attractive, it is really hard to avoid the instinct to look. One time I recall reading in the Inquirer that the police rounded up these girls after noticing an unusually large increase in the number of accidents in the area where they advertised.

    13. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by defile · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I disagree.

      Most people get into car accidents because they lose awareness. On country and sparse suburban roads it's easy to drive without seeing another person or moving motor vehicle for miles. As such, drivers tend to zone out and not notice the pedestrian until after they flip over your hood.

      In Manhattan, you're surrounded by people and cars ALL THE TIME, even at 4AM, and at any moment someone could step in front of your car and you could kill them instantly. As such, you drive *very* carefully.

      Also, 99% of the intersections in Manhattan have traffic lights. It's either red stop or green go.

      If you don't see a green light at an intersection you assume you have to stop. This is reinforced so heavily that when motorists come to intersections in Manhattan with all-way stop signs instead of traffic lights, the motorists end up coming to a stop and waiting for a green light to appear. Eventually it occurs to them that there isn't a red light there either, and they then notice the stop sign and cautiously dart across.

      I find driving in Manhattan to be more incident free than anywhere else. The rules-of-intersection engagement are very clear (don't even think of crossing until you see green), the other motorists are just as alert as you are (so cutting them off and being cut off by them is no big deal and traffic flows more smoothly), and above all, assume a pedestrian will decide to cross no matter where they are or what you're doing.

      Driving in the rest of NYC is on the other hand a nightmare.

      As such, I've become completely incompatible with weekend motorists and fear for my life when I go out on weekends.

    14. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by kimgh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What are "non-standard citizens"? A citizen is a citizen, right?

    15. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by ThisIsFred · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's because in New York, when people cross the street, they're usually in a huge mob that blocks the entire intersection. An angry cabby has no choice but to stop and wait or risk vehicular homicide. NYC drivers also pay no attention to pedestrians' right-of-way; If the light is green and you're in the crosswalk, you're an obstacle not a pedestrian.

      This doesn't surprise me one bit though. My small town (roughly 7,000) paid a great expense to have all the intersections redone with those big red buttons. No one uses them. If that weren't enough, we've got large mobs of unsupervised children on bicycles zipping in front of cars passing through green lights (and kids that stop their bikes in the middle of the lane -during periods of heavy traffic- on purpose). Maybe we should just do away with pedestrian right-of-way?

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    16. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by tperry98 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      For more information on UK pedestrian crossings, go here

      It's so much more exciting than just a 'walk' sign...

    17. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Funny

      New York City is the Capitol of professionals - from the lowest bum to the mayor's mom, everybody's working a scam as our lives depend on it. And our drivers are the best in the world: just get out of our way, tourist.

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    18. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Heh.

      I live in NYC (wait for the light to change - no point in pushing the button). On my trip to England I was doing the same thing (well, until I figured it out [after a few minutes waiting for the light to change]).

      Oh, yeah, and THANKS for the `look ->' signs. If it weren't for those, I'd be road kill. Almost got ran over by a bus when I steped out of the airport.

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    19. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by bmsleight · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Even better are the ones with a sensor to see if a pedestrian is waiting. So not only do they pander to any approaching car, but they require the pedestrian to be standing in a particular place otherwise they don't operate at all. Very useful.
      This type of crossing is called a Puffin

      If the pedestrian has crossed when there is a gap in the Traffic the demand from the Push Button is cancelled. If demands are being cancelled incorrectly the detector is badly configured.

      Solution

      Post the location of the signal crossing and I drop a line to Bedford.

      Also ask Bedford to configure the crossing as 'Pre-timed Max'

      So they wait until there's no traffic around and only then activate the pedestrian sequence.
      Pre-timed Max Solves this problem.

      Also further reading on Push Buttons and computerised traffic control.

    20. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow. Simply incredible. You sir are living a life full of adventure and memories. Be sure to tell the grandkids.

    21. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 3, Informative

      We got one of the clever ones nearby... for a week it was great... you pushed the button, and it saw you were actually there and stopped the traffic.. plus if you could cross before it automatically cancelled itself.

      The next week they completely disabled the sensors and put it in 'don't stop traffic make the buggers wait' mode*, where it's stayed. Nice to know where my council tax is being wasted...

      * This mode refuses to change to let pedestrians cross *even if there isn't any traffic for miles*, meaning you cross anyway, then 5-6 minutes later hear the beeps in the distance as it decides to turn red whilst there's nobody actually wanting to cross.

    22. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Troed · · Score: 2, Funny

      When the traffic lights turn green, the crosswalks get a walk sign.

      Sounds dangerous.

    23. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by shadowbearer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Speaking as a country denizen for most of my life, it's *far* more likely that what flips over your hood will be a 300 lb four-legged critter, not the two-legged kind. Whether you see said four-legged critter in time is mostly irrelevant - they move pretty fast, much faster than two-legged ones :)

      Wasn't there a race car driver who once said he'd rather drive on the track than drive in a major city?

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    24. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by niko9 · · Score: 4, Informative

      In Manhattan, you're surrounded by people and cars ALL THE TIME, even at 4AM, and at any moment someone could step in front of your car and you could kill them instantly. As such, you drive *very* carefully.

      That may be true for the visiting tourist who might be taken aback by the sensory overload. But most New Yorkers eventually tune out alot of their surroundings.

      Then there is the pressure of the New York buisness day. Everyday I see people trying to smoke/eat/use the phone/change CD's/apply makeup all while driving a moving three thousand pound projectile.

      If I had a nickel for every accident I witnessed while my ambulance was parked at a major intersection because the offending driver did something incredibly stupid, I would have had several steak dinners by now.

      The funniest thing is that sometimes, I notice right before the "accident", this stupid look on the drivers face --something between being in pain and being constipated-- that instinctively lets you know that they are aware that they're about to commit to something that will cause someone injury and property damage, but think they might get away with it anyway.

      My 2 pet peeves:

      1.Cab drivers that will stop anywhere, abruptly from any speed, and at all sorts of angle to pick up a fare.

      2. People who follow me (light/sirens) down side streets, then when I have to block said street (to narrow for them to get by) they honk and yell as if I should go aroung the block to let them by. But hey, it's not their mom I'm going to treat. ;)

      It's actually a moving violation (as per the NYC VTL) to go down a side street when you see a parked ambulance with it's lights on, regardless if there is room for you to go by.

    25. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Okay, I've read all that, and it pretty much confirms rather than allays my suspicions:

      (a) the pedestrian sensor looks at the centre of the area where pedestrians would stand. But the buttons are right at the edge of that area. And cyclists can't move sideways.

      (b) No mention of how long it takes from pressing a button to getting a green light. My guess is that it's "2 minutes, or when there's no traffic, whichever is earlier"

      Which means that yes, the light does indeed fail to stop traffic if it can possibly avoid doing so. Remember that by the time the button is pushed, someone is already waiting

      Having lights which take so long to react seems quite dangerous, because people will give up and cross anyway, and almost get hit by a police car

      As to 'pre-timed max', surely imposing a "minimum time between stopping cars" doesn't have any effect if the crossing was just waiting there doing nothing for 10 minutes before I arrived? Unless it sets a minimum time for pedestrians to wait, which is just too dumb to even contemplate.

    26. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by 6Yankee · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Around my area they installed crosswalks with BRIGHT ass leds that flash when someone presses the button.

      Something like these?

      The web site sucks ass but the products look pretty damn cool. They also make headlight-activated LED road studs - seen these on the motorway north of Brighton, you can turn your headlights off and drive in total darkness at 85mph, following the LEDs (till you run into the other idiot doing the same thing)...

    27. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by mattkime · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and therefore my disappointment with hookers :(

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    28. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by bmsleight · · Score: 4, Interesting
      No mention of how long it takes from pressing a button to getting a green light. My guess is that it's "2 minutes, or when there's no traffic, whichever is earlier"

      ... As to 'pre-timed max', surely imposing a "minimum time between stopping cars" doesn't have any effect if the crossing was just waiting there doing nothing for 10 minutes before I arrived?

      Rough Outline Of How Pre-timed Max Works

      There are a timer for the traffic stage, a min time, a 'max' time and lots of other setting - one of which is the gap length.

      A ped crosses the road, then the traffic stage starts. (Green to traffic)
      This run for at least the min time.(Normally 7 secs)

      Now if there is a low ped flow the traffic can run for say >180 seconds. Greater than the max time and has 'pre-timed out'). If you then press the button the traffic stage will end striaght away, and give you green man in about 5 seconds. Hence the term 'pre-timed' max.

      If there is a high pedstrain flow the max timer has to expire before the pedestrain stage will run again. Max timers vary alots ~ ballpark 60 seconds. (Unless there is a gap in the traffic - then it will gap change to the pedestrian stage.

      That being said - speak to your Council and your local Traffic Signal Engineer. Drop them a email, you pay there wages (taxes) they will bend over backwards to help you and may not know there is a problem until a (MOP) member of the public reports it.

      Most/All of us prefer to here a complaint, than to have badly configured junction.

    29. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by ThisIsFred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or at least severly reduce it. Think of the hidden costs of personal car ownership in terms of infrastructure and city planning. It'd be nice to see a TCO study and shove it in the face of the people who think infrastructure for trains or subways is expensive.

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    30. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by shadowbearer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heh.
      Where I lived, deer were far more common. But there were moose, too, and they were, if anything, dumber than the deer...at least the deer would usually run when you laid on the horn, but the moose would just stand there and look at you Make my day, puny tractor-trailer *ssscccrreeeeeeccchh* and you can see the look in the Moose's eyes Heheheheheh. Top of the food chain, sssnnnoooorrt

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    31. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by malok2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Switzerland, pedestrian's have the right of way ;)

    32. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by devilspgd · · Score: 2, Funny

      The same is true in Canada and (as I understand it) the US.

      Go ahead and try it in NYC though, you'll only do it once, from then on whoever pushes your wheelchair for you will wait until the light changes.

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    33. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by devilspgd · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Calgary, the buttons are functional. The traffic control lights still change for cars automatically, but in many intersections you won't get a walk light unless you press the button.

      Downtown, however, there are no buttons, the walk lights flash with the traffic.

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    34. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 3, Interesting
      There's a lot of people doing stupid things in Manhattan because there's so many people -- there's lots of people doing everything. Even if the throughput isn't terribly high because of the traffic patterns (I expect expect vehicle-miles driven in Manhattan aren't exceptionally high), because of the density you still will perceive there to be a lot of accidents, because each accident is near such a large number of people.

      When you increase the population density I think it is very hard to get an idea of statistical things like accident frequency. Someone might think, say, that there are an exceptional number of homeless people, because they see one every couple minutes. But if they are seeing twice (or more) as many people everywhere, it's only reasonable they'll see more homeless people, and that doesn't mean that there is relatively more in the community. You see lots of traffic, but you notice accidents, and in the same way you might not be aware of the relative frequency of accidents.

    35. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by TC+(WC) · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just what you'd expect, and probably run the risk of the occasional light-runner, since there's no flashing red to tell you that it changed because someone is now crossing the road.

      You don't need one, because that's the only time a flashing green light will change in Vancouver.

      Lights that change on a regular schedule, along with being pedestrian controlled are normal solid green lights. Those aren't even really pedestrian controlled as far as I can tell, even if they have the button, although the crossing signal won't go on at some intersections when the light changes unless you press it.

    36. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      They're also at OSU...but that's reasonable.

      Cleveland State has these as well, except they're not marked. Basically when you don't see a car coming, you start walking across the street anywhere you want whether the light is green or red. At least, 90% of the students seem to think that's the proper way to cross the street.

    37. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by friedo · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Are you from New York? I've ridden cabs for 19 years and can only recall one ride I would describe as "reckless." NYC cabbies are by and large a decent bunch.


      If you can understand WTF they're saying, that is.

    38. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hrm, not really, the cone thing is simply a little stub on the bottom of the control box that most people don't know exists, the pavement at the start and end of the crossing also includes little bumps so a blind person knows when they've left the road. In the UK when you press the button a big 'WAIT' sign illuminates giving you some positive feedback, though it's apparent the traffic management takes priority in build up areas, if the button even registers given how other cities operate, I think it usually does work though, maybe I'm an optimist.

      Zebra crossings work well probably more so than pelican crossings because pedestrians really are in control and aren't tempted to take a risk and dash accross. The yellow beacon is always flashing, people don't just leap into the road, they usually wait on the side of the crossing then the traffic is obliged to stop, it would be extremely rude and ungentlemanly not to do so (and illegal), the person walks when it's quite apparent they're not going to be mown down, when the person has entirely cleared the road you can drive off.

      The above will always work in the UK (well, 99% of the time), the traffic will gracefully stop, I guarantee you. France also has Zebra stripe crossings but with a slight, if not crucial difference, there's a subtle shortcoming in that the cars don't stop! (nor does there seem to be a legal reason to do so) it doesn't matter whether you're actually on the crossing or not, they don't fucking stop. You tend to notice motorists disregard for such crossings quite quickly!

      Whenever I'm driving in France and stop for somebody on a Zebra crossing they initially give a look of disbelief and then of mistrust whilst not taking their eyes of the front bumper of my car for the entire duration.

    39. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by joggle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do they just pick on the tourists, then? I've been to NYC twice now and went on a "reckless" ride on a cab once on each trip. On the first, when I was around 12, I went on one of what I considered one of the "funnest" rides of my life. Needless to say, my grandparents who rode with me didn't find it as much fun and didn't take any more taxi rides on that trip. On my recent trip, the cabbi nearly drove us right into a bus who was changing into our lane (we were doing about 20 over the speed-limit and essentially forced the bus -- which was already partway into our lane -- to go back into its original lane). The bus driver thought it was pretty reckless as well and let the cabbi know as much using typical New Yorker lingo (honking, etc.). I have never seen such reckless cab drivers in any other city in the US (seriously).

    40. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by instarx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You don't actually live in NYC do you? Cab drivers in NYC aren't "always reckless". I take NYC cabs all the time and although the drivers aren't little old ladies, they are seldom reckless. With taxi medallions costing $200,000 they have to maximize return from the vehicle. That is the reason taxi drivers seem impatient and in a hurry - time is money, literally, to taxi drivers. There are always exceptions, but taxi drivers in NYC are generally pretty good.

      Most cabs in NYC are driven 24 hours per day. As one driver gets out the next one takes over. If one damages the cab TWO drivers are out of a job because New York rules are very strict - no taxi can operate with damaged body panels. Few drivers work for taxi companies where they get a replacement if they wreck the cab.

      I ride a bicycle most days in Manhattan and I have very few problems with taxi drivers. The most reckless drivers in NYC are far and away Post Office trucks. Next worse are the the SUVs with Jersey plates. Of all the vehicles in Manhattan, taxis are probably the best driven.

    41. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by mertzman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here in Madison, WI we have quite the opposite problem from "gutless pedestrian crossings"... the county decided to install little buckets full of red flags at unregulated crosswalks. And these take some real guts to use.

      The idea is you walk out with your flag waving and everybody stops for you. Problem is, most drivers are either too stupid to realize "Maybe I should stop because there's a guy standing in the middle of the road frantically waving a red flag" or are distracted and just fly through the crosswalks absentmindedly.

      So, if you try the flag thing on a busy street, you have a pretty high probability of getting hit... If I recall correctly, there were 8 car-pedestrian collisions on Monroe Street alone in the first 3 weeks of the program. Needless to say, not many people use the flags. They just wait til traffic calms down.

    42. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um somehow I doubt that. Regardless of the light it's a crime to hit a person with a vehicle in both Canada and the USA. However, chances are if you couldn't avoid it you won't get actually charged.

      Tom

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    43. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by PhilipMatarese · · Score: 2, Interesting

      [rant] As a driver in NYC, I can tell you that the there are enough maniac cab drivers stopping short to pick up/drop off riders, changing lanes without ever signaling, and honking at other cars stopped at an intersection who cannot proceed because of pedestrians, emergency vehicles, or red lights. Every time I've ever ridden in a cab, I think I'll lose my lunch. [/rant]

      Maybe the cabs aren't the craziest (bicycle delivery guys, the wackos wandering in the street on 125th, out of state drivers, cops who don't turn on lights and sirens when breaking traffic laws) but they certainly aren't all careful.

    44. Re:Most Dangerous Intersections by tuxedobob · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not sure I want to know how you went through two pairs of underwear in one car ride...

  2. Umm... by Luigi30 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't that a little obvious? I mean, do ANY of those buttons work anymore?

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    1. Re:Umm... by ScottGant · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't believe that any of those buttons work.

      I also belive that at the gas station, Regular, Plus and Premium Unleaded all go to the same tank underground.

      Coke and Pepsi are all made at the same factory, with a little more sugar going into Pepsi.

      I also think my dog is trying to control my brain, the way he looks at me I can just tell he wishes to destroy me...

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    2. Re:Umm... by cliffy2000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "I also belive that at the gas station, Regular, Plus and Premium Unleaded all go to the same tank underground."
      Actually, sir, according to a very reputable gas supplier that I know, many gas stations do NOT purchase higher octane fuel. It is far from a preposterous notion, in fact it is a reality at many, many gas stations.

    3. Re:Umm... by notque · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't that a little obvious? I mean, do ANY of those buttons work anymore?

      Of course they work, just press it a few more times....

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    4. Re:Umm... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is why you must look for the octane label, instead of just the word Premium. Mislabeling the octane of a gasoline for sale is a big time violation of the law.

    5. Re:Umm... by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is true, the engine in my car does not run well on low octane which is a problem because where I live the high octane are being fased out.

      I had noticed that often after having tanked at a specific station, I often felt the engine ran worse. So after a while, I mentioned it while paying for the gas, just in a half joking way. To my surprise the guy said that they did not have enough tanks in the ground for it but they were one of the (few) stations required to have the high octane. And since not may people buy it, it was bad economy to have another tank digged down(the stations was in the center of the city).

      Of course I had seen all the pamphlets saying that I just should get my engine tuned in to run on lower octane, but I'd rather drive longer to get it filled up than have it adjusted and lose the horsepower.

  3. Just like my gf by Shard013 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The buttons don't work

    1. Re:Just like my gf by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you tried plugging her in first?

      If that doesn't work, RTFM. You did get a manual, right?

    2. Re:Just like my gf by xkenny13 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure they do, you just need to use the ol' "three finger salute" ... know what I mean?

    3. Re:Just like my gf by notque · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you sure it isn't user error?

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    4. Re:Just like my gf by Mad_Rain · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's strange, my GeForce doesn't have any buttons on it...

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    5. Re:Just like my gf by wankledot · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, I'm absolutely sure he doesn't know.

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  4. They're not doing it right! by General+Sherman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everybody knows the more times you push it, the faster it goes. Geez.

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    1. Re:They're not doing it right! by ReidMaynard · · Score: 4, Funny

      I had worker-bee programmer friend (geez, way back in 1986) who had the deadly combination Karate-hard fingers and a real hatred of comuter keyboards. Sixty days was about the longest they lasted with him; I remember more than once seeing a key launch across the office out of the corner of my eye.

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    2. Re:They're not doing it right! by bmsleight · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am Traffic Signal Engineer in the UK. I know that pressing the button, more than once has no effect on the latched input to the traffic Signal Controller. All the Traffic Signal Engineers I know, including myself, still press the push button two or three times - Human nature.

    3. Re:They're not doing it right! by kent_eh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The one that always gets me shaking my head is when someone turns a thermostat fully to the max (or min) position, presumably to make the temperature change more quickly.

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    4. Re:They're not doing it right! by shadowbearer · · Score: 2

      I originally learned to type on an ancient manual typewriter, and 8 years later in HS taking typing classes on the Selectric II I was constantly being admonished by the teacher to quit slamming the keys so hard. The main reason wasn't strength, really, it was that I was used to a long stroke on the keys and to type fast on a manual, most of the power you introduce is at the beginning of the stroke (on shitty manuals, anyway)

      Of course the nice thing about learning to type fast on a manual, is that once you're used to computer keyboards you can *FLY* - still routinely can produce over 100wpm w/no errors, as some IRCer's have learned to hate me for :)

      SB

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  5. Just like the Tube by robbieduncan · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just like the Open (and Close) Door buttons on most of the London Underground. I see tourists pounding those open buttons on the Central Line all the time. It does nothing but they seem to feel better.

    1. Re:Just like the Tube by Jon+Chatow · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, they do have a point - the clueless push them, and those of us who have worked this out can share a knowing smirk. Highlights the day's commute, for me... ;-)

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    2. Re:Just like the Tube by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why they also have those signs. "Mind: The Gap".

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  6. Heh. by Denyer · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like Ctrl-Alt-Delete for the general public! ;)

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  7. What a suprise by Piethon · · Score: 5, Funny

    This has to be a lie, the government would never waste our money and mislead us!

  8. Just like elevators... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's my understanding that the "Close Door" buttons on elevators only exist for the same reason, and they don't do anything.

    Kinda like the "brightness" button on the TV set. (To paraphrase the old joke).

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    1. Re:Just like elevators... by michaelhood · · Score: 2, Funny

      I digress. The close door button always works for me to prevent the fat woman in accounting from getting on the elevator with me.

  9. Televatorkinesis by Penguinshit · · Score: 4, Funny


    ...is the belief that pressing the call button multiple times makes the elevator move faster.

    I know it, and I still do it sometimes. Perhaps it's because I just like pushing buttons... like this button right he NO CARRIER

  10. I had my suspicions by GMontag · · Score: 4, Informative

    The ones in Herndon, VA (maybe that should be singular rather than plural) seems to actually work and many in Knoxville, TN will not give you a walk signal unless you pressed the button. But the last time I was in Manhattan, about 2 yrs ago it did not seem to have any effect.

    Then again, the "walk" signals did not have much effect on the pedestrians in Manhattan either.

    1. Re:I had my suspicions by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Try Nottingham (the english one) for some really nice crossings, which actually detect a cyclist approaching on cycle-routes (embedded inductive sensor under the pavement) in enough time that it changes the lights in time for you to cross without even needing to slow down.

      Now if only more junction designers could have a look at stuff like that, and see how convenient it is when things "just work"...

    2. Re:I had my suspicions by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 2, Informative

      "What happens when there's a bicycle marathon on the cycle path during rush hour? :)"

      If it's rush-hour, then the traffic is at a standstill anyway and it doesn't really matter whether the car-driver waits behind a red light, or drives through it and waits behind the traffic queue the other side.

      They're going to take an hour to get through nottingham anyway if it's rush hour -- I'll probably go to the supermarket, do some shopping, and come back to find the same people waiting in the same queue.

    3. Re:I had my suspicions by radish · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Where my parents live (small village in northern england) there's a bridge on the main street which is only wide enough for one car. So they have lights to control the traffic. What's cool is that at night when there's no-one around, as you drive up to it on red, it detects you coming and switches to green just as you get to it, then you see it switch back the moment you get to the other side.

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  11. why did the chicken cross the road? by stroustrup · · Score: 5, Funny

    The answer is here finally!! Because the button doesn't work

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  12. I think by jlechem · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Downtown SLC is the same way. They even have LED displays that count down the time until the light changes. It goes from yellow to red when it starts getting close to 0. It also makes a very audible beeping noise as well. If it's made it safer to walk downtown or not I have no clue.

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    1. Re:I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The loud beeping is for the blind you insinsitive clod.

    2. Re:I think by octover · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most intersections in downtown are like that, however 4th West and 2nd South by the Gateway won't give you walk signal unless you hit the button. I can't even count the number of times people didn't hit the button, didn't get the signal and then notice the light changed, so they start crossing late, when the light is shorter cause it was only anticipating vehicle traffic, not pedestrians.

      Usually the light changes to yellow when the countdown hits 0. Like someone else said makes it easier to tell if you have a chance of making it through the intersection or not.

      The audible beeping is for the visually impaired, but I'll admit its helped me out when I've been talking with a friend and not paying attention to the lights.

  13. pedastrians obey Laws? by stonebeat.org · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I didn't know anyone in NY who waited for a the Walk Signal to turn before start walking. NewYorkers are best at finding the shortest possible route to their destination. And I dont blame them. It is pace of life they experience.

    1. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by addaon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We obey laws, just not silly ones.

      And this article (that the buttons do nothing) is extremely common knowledge. My parents told me when I was about six, and I got the sense their parents did the same for them.

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    2. Re:pedastrians obey Laws? by EngMedic · · Score: 4, Informative

      quite so...the easiest way to pick out a tourist in the city is to watch to see if they stop before crossing the street. most of us just dodge between cars.

      conversley, the easiest way to tell if someone in your city is actually from new york (or has spent a lot of time there) is to watch them jaywalk like nobody's buisiness.

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  14. Anchorage, Alaska by AlaskanUnderachiever · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually in this town. . .MOST of the buttons work. I was shocked, even the buttons at the court house work.

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  15. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Slashdot "Submit Story" button is also just a placebo. "We just post what we want, and we put some user's name on them, " says Malda.

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn right. The number of stories attributed to Anonymous Coward is far greater than the number I've actually submitted.

      I think they do the same thing with comments too.

  16. Erm.... and? by JayBlalock · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This hardly seems like news of any sort. The article contained (through inference) the entire reason for their continued existance - there are still intersections that rely on them.

    Computer-controlled traffic lights work a lot better than the old-fashioned timed system. (well, unless the detector screws up, but that's rare) So allowing people to interrupt the sequence would do little good. At the same time, you don't want people standing on one of those 700 crosswalks which will never volunteer a "walk" sign for ages.

    So, to make sure that the people use the button in the places they need to, it's easier to leave the buttons on all the intersections. Otherwise, people might not think to use the button when it's necessary, at least not without a lot of time and prompting.

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  17. Like Boston? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm from the UK, and went on holiday to Boston in the summer - It didn't seem like the buttons there worked, and most people crossed the street anyway, even though I saw a few times an accident nearly happened because of this.

    This idea seems like it should cause a lot of accidents, but maybe the traffic is regulated well enough, I don't know.

    In the UK, we are so used to pressing the buttons, and most people will not cross without waiting for the lights to change. This seems to be completely different to the way things happen in Boston. By the end of our holiday, I was getting bored of waiting, and took the Bostonian approach to crossing the road - don't bother with the buttons - to the disgust of my mum :-)

    1. Re:Like Boston? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, the common practice in Boston is for people to cross when they feel like it and to drive when they feel like it.

      So basically, unless traffic stops for some reason, people will cross at a break in traffic or when there are enough people to significantly outnumber the cars, forcing them to slow down. Likewise, cars will begin to go once most people have crossed.

      It's not so much a matter of regulation as it is that the drivers in Boston are really very good, and are willing to drive to the limits of their abilities.

      Scares the shit out everyone else though.

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    2. Re:Like Boston? by Neophytus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most of the buttons over here do actually work, even on junctions. On junctions what usually happens is that there is a basic car sequence and, when the button is pressed, a pedestrian phase is added.

  18. Buttons by Via_Patrino · · Score: 4, Informative

    "same reason why people press the elevator button more than once.

    And the same reason people press the reload or submit button more than once... When things don't show any evidence that they're doing what they're supposed to do.

    1. Re:Buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      I've actually found a similar trick that does work. Sometimes a connection will stall and hold up the whole works. Refesh will unlock that and redraw the screen, sometimes is seconds (after waiting minutes). The problem is, that if it stalled because the server is slow, reload drops the cache and can make things worse. I just click on the URL window and hit enter. That closes all the connections and restarts with whatever didn't complete. It works.

      Beleive me. I'm the kind of person who always figures out exactly what the button at the crosswalk does. Of course 95% of them add a walk to the cycle that wouldn't be there if you didn't press. I've never seen one that made the cycle faster.

  19. Facade by stateofmind · · Score: 3, Funny

    My entire life has been a lie!

  20. not only pushing twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i've seen much people even pushing the "down" AND the "up" button on elevators when they want do go up OR down, because: "then it comes faster" ... most of them are to stupid to realise that they just make it stop twice (and taking longer).
    everytime i see someone whos doing that i want to punch him ...

  21. Placebo Buttons are useful by matt4077 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, lots of traffic signals here in Germany have touch-sensitive Buttons, which can't really be pressed. You just touch them and they notice the change in temperature.

    Since you don't get any feedback, it doesn't really satisfy and I'm always left with the feeling that it didn't register the request at all.

  22. Magic by proverbialcow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Funny, then, that I was just reading this article on a placebo switch that inexplicably worked!

    http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/magic-story.html

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  23. I knew this already by YellowElf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The real reason is that almost all NYC traffic lights are on a timer anyway. Unlike most areas of the country that have on-demand lights that are sensitive to traffic and keep green for the major roadway, if you wait a minute the light will change anyway. So why interrupt the rare possible synchronized goodness on a Manhattan avenue for the impatient pedestrian?

    The downside to this timer approach is that you often wait for nobody at red lights at 3am. Stooopid lazy NYC planners.

    Either that or the trigger antennas that they would need to place under the roadway can't take the winter punishment.

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    1. Re:I knew this already by dandelion_wine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dude, Winnipeg's subsurface triggers work, and the place has an 80 degree spread, winter to summer (celsius, without the whinefactor -- that is, without windchill "added in")

      The pavement looks like an earthquake zone, of course, but as a motorcyclist, I can confirm that without the proper weight, some lights will *never* change. (I've put on a few pounds. Still, nothing.)

      Of course, that's vehicle sensitivity not pedestrian. No reason the sensors can't regulate non-rush hour traffic and let the city planner synchronicity handle the busy times.

  24. Psychology at work... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Which is the point, of course. People do feel better if they think they've "done something" about any problem - even one as trivial as opening the currently-closed door. Passively waiting for something to happen doesn't come easily to many of us...

    What I find odd are those who hit the 'summon elevator' button more than once - A lift algorithm isn't going to take into account the number of times you press, and I doubt the buttons are pressure-sensitive :-) In fact, it's more likely that the time-of-last-press is one of the inputs to the algorithm, with earlier presses having a priority. So the more you press, the less chance you have of getting a busy lift :-))

    Simon

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    1. Re:Psychology at work... by MyHair · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're on the right track with psychology, but I think it's actually societal communication. If I walk up and just stand near you, that's creepy and I'm weird. If I push the button, you know I want to ride the elevator so now standing near you is perfectly acceptable and normal behavior. At least I think that's how it processes somewhere deep in our minds.

      As for using the open/close buttons or pressing more than once, I think that's a "I'm in a hurry" signal. I don't understand why it's important to communicate this, but if you pay attention people usually signal one way or another whether or not they are in a hurry.

      Now as far as the crosswalk signs go, I thought they actually worked and were put there so pedestrians didn't have to wait for a car to trip the signal lights. Downtown areas seem to have these buttons less, which makes sense since there's more likely to be cross traffic or the lights are timed rather than triggered by demand. I'm surpised to hear there are dummy boxes out there.

    2. Re:Psychology at work... by inertia187 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I find annoying are the people who press both the up and down lift summon buttons. They're on the 12th floor, and intend to go to the ground floor. So they press both up and down. By chance, someone is in an car bound for the 14th floor, which now has to needlessly stop on 12. They then board the up bound elevator, and press L. The car arrives on 14, then comes back down to 12, and opens to nobody. Then it proceeds to the ground floor.

      What a waste of time for the person who wants to go to 14.

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    3. Re:Psychology at work... by kurosawdust · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that when people press an elevator or traffic crossing button more than once, it's more likely due to the fact that they think themselves to be stuck relatively helpless in a situation beyond their control. Pushing the buttons repeatedly is a way of attempting to gain control over that situation (at least in a mental masturbatory sort of way). Even though it does not work, it can't hurt, and it gives people the feeling that even if they're not in control of the unfavorable situation, they're doing all they can, by god. :) I think you are right on about the "sympathetic pressing of the elevator button" though; that seems to be a way of declaring that you have benign intentions.

    4. Re:Psychology at work... by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Interesting

      even 'stranger' are the people who press both the 'going up' and 'going down' buttons, as if it would make the elevator thats going down come any quicker.

      and sometimes these even jump into a elevator going upstairs, if anything making their travel to the downstairs slower than if they would have just pressed the damn 'going down' button.

      (this happens quite often in the building where I live that has double elevators, and a system where you can't "hijack" an elevator thats going up to go down.)

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  25. Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Funny
    Carrie, glancing back over her shoulder at Mr. Big, smiling to herself in complete satisfaction, presses the button and strides out into the busy NY street.

    Carrie: "Life... I started thinking about Paris, and how love AAHGHHHRGHH!!!"

    -- taxi cab grinds Carrie into the asphalt, and the credits begin to roll ---

    Yes, my girl friend made me watch that damn show for an entire year. The demise of that vile, high-priced sitcom has filled me with a joy not felt since childhood.

    1. Re:Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending by noewun · · Score: 4, Funny
      About five years ago I almost ran over Sarah Jessica Parker at Fifth Avenue and 23rd Street. I was coming down Fifth on my bike, moving quickly, taking the right onto 23rd. I looked around the turn and saw it was clear. I checked my left, which was clear, and then look right again to see a mass of blonde curls and boobs running in front me of. She realized I was there - I guess she hadn't checked before she crossed - and sped up. I leaned right and missed her by an inch or two.

      I consider it one of the greatest missed opportunities of my life.

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    2. Re:Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending by dandelion_wine · · Score: 2, Funny

      I consider it one of the greatest missed opportunities of my life.

      Ok, that's understandable, but still no reason to haul the wife and kids out every evening in the Caravan looking for her.

    3. Re:Hmm... a better "Sex and the City" ending by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Funny



      The opportunity to get sued by someone who could probably buy your entire life out of her lawyer's pocket change?

      Or the opportunity to check her for broken bones after the impact?

      ^_^

      SB

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  26. Control by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There was something like that in a Kurt Vonnegut novel whose title has slipped my mind. Something about an automated spaceship with only two controls: a START button, and a STOP button (the latter isn't connected to anything.) The point being that humans feel better when they think they have control over their fate.

    Actually, it's probably a moot point - I've never met a New Yorker who actually waits for the light.

    1. Re:Control by Thagg · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was the incomparable "The Sirens of Titan". My attempt at a quote (although it's been 20 years).

      "The spaceships were completely automated. Pressing the 'on' button caused the spaceship to take off, fly to it's prearranged landing point on Earth, and open the door. The 'off' button didn't do anything, but it was there to make people feel better."

      It's a great book. *sigh* it's been more than 30 years, because I recall not understanding the part toward the end describing one of the statues made on Titan as having a "shocking erection". I had no idea what that meant...

      thad

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    2. Re:Control by Thagg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actual quote:

      The only controls available to those on board were two push-buttons on the center post of the cabin--one labeled on and one labeled off. The on button simply started a flight from Mars. The off button connected to nothing. It was installed at the insistence of the Martian mental-health experts, who said that human beings were always happier with machinery they thought they could turn off.

      From T-Quote

      thad

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  27. Operative at some in Toronto by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At some intersections in Toronto, not only does the walk button work, but unless it's pressed, the walk signal never lights up. (Kind of a pain when the button isn't right at the corner and has a lot of snow around it.) It would be nice if they'd mark the "Cars Prefered" crossings to let people know.

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  28. Ha! Proven correct after all these years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was once in a rather rocky relationship with a girl which ended when I told her not to bother pressing the button.

    "It doesn't do anything, these juntions are automated."

    "That is exactly the kind of cynical attitude I'm absolutely fed up with. You have no faith in anything."

    She stomped off across the road like an enraged frogger, dodging the still flowing traffic.

    1. Re:Ha! Proven correct after all these years by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Funny

      She stomped off across the road like an enraged frogger, dodging the still flowing traffic.

      That's the nerdiest simile I've seen in awhile. ;-)

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  29. They aren't really necessary... by cabingirl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Crosswalk buttons are just a signal to drivers that a person is planning to cross the street. In big, pedestrian cities like New York, you don't need the buttons because there's almost always someone waiting to cross the street, and drivers know this. In my life, the only place I've made a point to use the buttons is in the suburban area where I live now, because a person standing on a streetcorner may or may not be waiting to cross the street, and the drivers are really bad at yielding to pedestrians.

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  30. A Story by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 5, Funny

    A guy I know was in charge of a medium-sized office. He was forever plagued by the women asking him to turn the thermostat up during the winter (the guys saying "turn it down, we're dying in here"). When the office was remodeled, he had a new thermostat installed in a closet, and had the old one unconnected. He put the biggest complainer "in charge" of that thermostat, and never had a problem since. True story.

    1. Re:A Story by Piquan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In lab experiments, they tested what happens if a rat gets a treat:

      1. when he pushes a button. Effect: Rat learns to push button, but quickly forgets if button is disconnected.
      2. only some of the time that he pushes a button. Effect: Rat learns, more slowly, to push button, and maintains behavior for a long time after
      3. on a random schedule, regardless of what he did with the button. Effect: Rat displays psychotic behavior.

      So, what happened to your biggest complainer?

  31. Could be even worse by jks · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There is an intersection in the outskirts of Helsinki, Finland, where the push button works even worse. This is an intersection between two pretty big roads with major traffic, and there's a standard traffic light cycle going from "green for road A" to "green for road B", etc. If you are a pedestrian walking in the direction of either road, you need to push the button, and will eventually get a green light at the same time as the drivers on the same road. Now, guess what: the only way the button affects the lights is that you get a green light the next time it's possible -- if you don't push the button, the cycle is exactly the same except that the pedestrian light is red all the time. So the button does nothing but you need to push it to cross legally.

    1. Re:Could be even worse by tap · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There are lots of intersections like this in and around Seattle too. The words on pedestrian sign say, "Don't walk", but what it really means is "Fuck you", or the equivalent in Finnish in you're in Helsinki, because that's the purpose of these signals, to fuck over pedestrians.

      Consider a simple light that is 30 seconds green and then 30 seconds red. A car that reaches the intersection at second 0 in the cycle, the start of the green, will not have to wait at all. Same for seconds 1 to 29. At second 30, they get the red and have to wait 30 seconds. At second 31 they have to wait 29 seconds, and so on down to second 59 where they only have to wait 1 second for the green. If you calculate it out, the cars have a 50% chance of not waiting at all, an average wait of 7.5 seconds, and a maximum wait of 30 seconds.

      A pedestrian arriving at second 0, the start of the green cycle, will have to press the button and wait 60 seconds for the next green cycle, when the pedestrian signal will change to walk. Even though the signal is green for the cars, pedestrians won't get a walk signal when pressing the button. If they arrive at second 1, they have to wait 59 seconds for the next green light, at second 2 they have to wait 58 seconds, and so on down to second 59 when they have to wait 1 second. For pedestrians there is a 0% chance of not having to wait, the average wait is 30 seconds, and the maximum wait is 60 seconds.

      That's what adding these signals does. Half the time the people in cars don't have to wait at all, but if you not in a car, you always have to wait at the light. The average time you have to wait is four times as long, and the maximum time is twice as long! A signal like this is just a big "fuck you" to pedestrians.

      Cities spend tens of thousands of dollars to stick in a signal like this. Why do they do it, when the signal time stays the same, but pedestrians have to wait four times as long? Because if pedestrains where allowed to cross when they came to a green light, like cars are, then turning cars would have to look for the them and yeild. People in cars hate to have to pay attention to their driving, and would much rather being talking on their cell phone or watching a DVD or fussing with their kids in the back seat. So the light makes pedestrians arriving on the green wait and bunch up to cross at the beginning of the next signal. That way drivers get to pay less attention to their driving!

    2. Re:Could be even worse by tap · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It does the opposite. By letting drivers pay less attention to their driving, they become even more careless. And making pedestrians wait four times as long encourages jay walking. So you make people want to jay walk so they don't have to wait for two signal changes to get through, and have conditioned drivers to not pay attention for people trying to cross when they turn.

      If your true goal was to keep people alive, instead of maximizing convenience for drivers at the expense of everyone else, you would lower speed limits, eliminate right turn on red, create four way stops, and add time for pedestrians to cross when no turns are allowed.

  32. how to drive the visually impaired community crazy by RaymondRuptime · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My wife is an orientation and mobility (O&M) instructor, teaching independent travel skills to the blind and visually impaired. A specific task is to teach them how to navigate through cities and make safe intersection crossings. This is the sort of thing that can make O&M people and their clients crazy: "When you reach this intersection, go to the right and find the pedestrian signal activation button. Not that it matters."

  33. I love old time mechanical crosswalk setups by MajorDick · · Score: 4, Funny

    There was in town, until just a few years ago a fairly busy intersection that had a crosswalk and a very old button setup, it would when pressed within 5 or so seconds change the light, and would continue to as long as it was pressed, when we were kid we used to hold traffic up just for the fun of it, but at other times, you could time cars, press the button and watch them schreech to a halt.

  34. We knew it all along ... by gordguide · · Score: 2, Funny

    That either traffic engineers are mismanaging traffic, or city councils can be talked into anything, or reporters are morons.

    From the San Mateo article linked in the story:
    " ... "The city should also consider looking in audio crossing signals for the hearing impaired ..." Victor said. ..."

    What's next? Traffic lights for the blind?

  35. Sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kind of like the United States voting system. Hell the entire interface between the people and the government. Corporations are the only entities that have access to the real buttons.

  36. or... by uptownguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like Ctrl-Alt-Delete for the general public! ;)

    ...or voting...?

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  37. Even more fun by Phs2501 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Even more fun and games can be had when trying to ride your bicycle where there are car-and-button activated lights. Since you're riding your bicycle on the street like you should, and not the sidewalk, you can't hit the pedestrian button to make the lights change. But since you're on the side of the street you're not in the right place to set off the car sensing loop, and your bike doesn't have enough metal to make it go anyway.

    So you wind up having to get off the bike, walk to the pedestrian button, hit it, get back on, and wait. Given this, I wish everything worked like New York in this regard.

    1. Re:Even more fun by Phs2501 · · Score: 2, Informative
      > Dangerous to pretend a bicycle is a car.

      Generally, it's the law that it is a car. It's not pretending. It's also generally illegal to ride on the sidewalk - that's really dangerous to pedestrians.

      See the Chicago Municipal Bicycle Code if you don't believe me.

      The bicyclists on the road who are putting themselves in danger are the ones who don't follow all of the traffic signals like a car, or ride at night without a headlight and taillight.

  38. Button, button by Atario · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's my understanding that the "Close Door" buttons on elevators only exist for the same reason, and they don't do anything.
    Use enough elevators and you find every conceivable algorithmic configuration. I've used some where the Close Door doesn't work, and others where it clearly does.

    In fact, in the building where I work now, there are two banks of elevators: one for the lower half of the building and another for the upper half (plus ground floor). They all look identical, and so one would think they were. Not so. The lower ones are not only much slower, but also have ineffective Close Door buttons. What possible thinking could be behind this, I don't know.
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  39. Did you know it's an offence in the UK? by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 3, Funny

    To press the pedestrian buttons as you walk past...







    ... I can't help it!




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  40. Government is actually trying to save money by Linuxathome · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, according to the article, those buttons aren't taken down in an effort to SAVE money, not waste it. At one point in time they did work, but because of the changes in technology (i.e. changes for emergency vehicles) and traffic patterns, these buttons turned out to be more a hassle then a benefit. But at least they do provide a somewhat "placebo" effect; that is, I am more likely to stay put at that corner on the off-chance that it does work rather than hastily trying to cross against traffic, thereby jeopardizing myself and oncoming traffic.

    1. Re:Government is actually trying to save money by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well said - and apparently, office thermostats are quite often placebos, too. So much for that coworker who constantly fiddles with the controls...

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  41. This is not news by treat · · Score: 2, Informative

    Everyone in New York knows this. Everyone in the area knows that they have a good chance of working in most places but they don't do anything in the city.

    This is not news. This is "guide to New York for tourists from Idaho".

  42. Around Here... by temojen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In Nanaimo, BC, Canada, the crosswalk buttons work... kinda.

    Except for crosswalks (where there is no cross street), all the buttons do is turn on the walk signal when the light turns green. They don't change the timing any. Thanks a lot, public works, I could've figured it out myself.

    To make matters more interesting, one of the crosswalks takes so long to change that whoever pressed the button has usually jaywalked by the time it changes.

  43. start spreading the news... by segment · · Score: 4, Informative
    As a native NY'er (29+ yrs), I've known for the longest those buttons don't work, and I'm almost sure every NY'er knows the same too. Hell half of those red fire department boxes don't even work the city knows and hasn't done anything about those, so little attention will be paid to those funky looking buttons.

    Now on the flip side of things, for those who live in the boroughs, Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx, SI, if you take a good old trip to city hall and the places where the money is flowing what do you find? Operating buttons, clean streets, subways with bathrooms, and spikes to keep those pigeons from pooping all over the place. The boroughs... What are you kidding?

  44. Re:Elevator close door buttons by josecanuc · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think the reason that there is even a "Door Close" button on elevators is for the firefighters to gain full control of the elevator.

    If you notice in elevators (at least in the U.S.) there is a keyslot where you can switch the elevator from Normal to Off or Fire mode. In Fire mode, the elevator doors don't open until you press the door-open button and they don't close until you press the door-close button.

    So, the door close button doesn't normally work, but it's there for a reason.

  45. make them do something by t_allardyce · · Score: 4, Funny

    So let me get this straight, there is a collection of buttons around New York city that are not connected to anything, and are waiting for some enterprising geek to hack into something useful... What are we waiting for??

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  46. Vindication! by LiberalApplication · · Score: 2, Funny
    See now, there is an unnecessary association between rational thought/analysis and paranoia/cynicism. I've been telling my peers for years that there's no way that those silly little buttons could be functional in an urban (NYC, at that) setting, and that if anything, there have got to be more advanced systems manipulating those blinky lights.

    What did I get? Years of mockery and ridicule. Well HA! SEE? I'M NOT PARANOID!!! ALL OF YOU, YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS PARANOID BUT I'M NOT!!! YOU THINK I'M CRAZY DON'T YOU? ANSWER ME DAMM...

    ...but jokes aside, I just want to say, "I told you so"

  47. It figures by Kohath · · Score: 2, Funny

    The buttons on the deer xing signs in Wisconsin are like that too.

  48. And in Paris... by Kinniken · · Score: 4, Funny

    In England, we have these gutless pedestrian crossings which are too scared to stop traffic if they detect cars approaching, so they wait until there's no traffic around and only then activate the pedestrian sequence.

    Cowardly brits!
    In Paris, many pedestrians seems to think it's shameful to cross if there are not cars coming from both directions, the faster the better! :p

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    1. Re:And in Paris... by delphi125 · · Score: 5, Funny
      In Paris, many pedestrians seems to think it's shameful to cross if there are not cars coming from both directions

      So the Frogs play Frogger?

  49. Ellen Degeneres on elevators by Atario · · Score: 3, Funny
    "We always do this: we walk up to an elevator, someone's already there, they're waiting, they've pushed the button, the button is lit. We walk up and push the button, thinking, 'Obviously you didn't push it correctly. I'll have to push it myself. NOW the elevator will come.' Then someone else walks up and they push the button again. Suddenly you're offended. You want to say, 'You idiot, I pushed it, he pushed it.' Then to the original pusher, 'Can you believe people?'"
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  50. Straight dope on pedestrian buttons by Avumede · · Score: 3, Informative

    Cecil Adams has the Straight Dope on what these things do when they work.

    On the subject of the second article, I live in downtown San Mateo myself, and am surprised that so many buttons are non-operative. But some that I use do indeed provide a longer time to cross. They also will give you the walk signal, while if you don't press the button, you don't get it. So many of these buttons in downtown San Mateo do actually do something. My guess is that most of the downtown ones don't do anything, but the ones along El Camino Real (one side of downtown) do actually work.

  51. Re:Elevator close door buttons by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Elevators doors close faster once someone pushes a floor button. Not the door close button, but a floor button. Try it and find out. If you just stand in an elevator and don't press a floor, it will sit there waiting for someone to get in. This is why I always push a floor button, even if it is already pressed. It has nothing to do with psychological factors.

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  52. Re:Elevator close door buttons by Politburo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've seen so many different things on the elevator buttons. What everyone is failing to consider is that there are different models and makes of elevator! Hitting the door close button in Elevator A may do nothing, but in Elevator B, it may work. What people are also failing to consider is that the door close button is simply broken. That is not the type of error that is likely to be fixed.

  53. Cleveland, Ohio, and elevators by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In Cleveland, a large number of crossing signals are synchronized with the stoplights, which are timed, and there's no walk button at all. I know of at least one walk button, however, whose behavior is rather strange: If someone pushes the button, then a period of time goes by, the light changes, and the walk sign illuminates. If nobody pushes the button, then eventually the light will change, but the don't walk sign stays lit. Evidently, you're jaywalking unless you push the button, even if the light changes to be in your favor!

    On a related note, ever notice how the "door close" button in most elevators does absolutely nothing? The button in the elevator where I work actually does function properly, letting you send yourself on your way about 6 seconds more quickly than without. If you're standing right by the panel, but you don't push the button - which everyone in the building knows will get you there sooner - everyone else starts shifting around uncomfortably, waiting for you to hurry up and push it. (I've actually seen one professor push the door open in an effort to squeeze another 15ms or so out of it!) But in the next building over, you can pound on the button, hold it in, kick it, or whatever, and the door doesn't close any faster than usual.

  54. Dumb chirping signals by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 4, Funny
    I heard this funny story about those dumb chirping signals. Here it is:

    A friend from Vermont came to visit last week. When he heard the signal chirping, he asked me what it was for. I expained that the signal chirps so that blind people will know when the signal changes. He said, "Wow, that's awfully odd. In Vermont, we don't let blind people drive!"

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  55. What they really do by hwestiii · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had for years misunderstood just what cross walk buttons do until I actually worked in traffic engineering. Pedestrian buttons essentially do the same thing for pedestrian cross-walks that the in-road detectors do for automobiles: they tell the local traffic light controller that there is a pedestrian waiting to use the cross walk and that the pedestrian phase in the traffic signals timing plan should be used during the next cycle.

    If no pedestrian is present at the cross walk and the button is not hit, that plan will not be used and as a result the timing of the lights during the next cycle will be somewhat different than if a pedestrian were present.

    There does seem to be an informal sense among pedestrians that pressing the button should cause the ped signal to activate sooner, since they are there and requesting service, but that is not the case. The only thing pressing the button changes is whether that special ped phase cycle is used or not.

    The real need for the buttons in the first place is that, while most contemporary vehicle detection schemes are based on the electromagnetic properties of automobiles, most normal pedestrians are not constructed of massive chunks of ferrous metals and so have little effect on these devices. A car announces its presence simply by being there, a human being must make a little extra effort to push a button.

    What I get from the headline (I'll read the article after I've submitted my uninformed opinion) is that there may really be no need for those buttons in the first place. A place like New York is likely to have such massive pedestrian activity in the first place, that the buttons themselves are redundant, since nearly every signal cycle is likely to require an active pedestrian phase to serve that volume. Ped crossing buttons may be as useful in NYC as they would be on an interstate highway in the middle of Nevada, but for opposite reasons.

    1. Re:What they really do by toast0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There does seem to be an informal sense among pedestrians that pressing the button should cause the ped signal to activate sooner, since they are there and requesting service, but that is not the case. The only thing pressing the button changes is whether that special ped phase cycle is used or not.

      I think it's a reasonably fair expectation, as long as the intersection falls into the first two categories (which is most of the intersections I walk at, but wouldn't be the case for most intersections in a downtown setting)

      The intersections I tend to use fall into several categories:

      1) There is minimal traffic in the direction I cross in, thus pushing the button gives instant satisfaction, since the primary direction has had plenty of time to go anyhow.

      2) The primary direction of traffic is in the direction I cross. Some of these intersections will change the the signal to walk without waiting for a red, others I just walk through against the don't walk, cause it's safe.

      3) Both directions have heavy traffic, and the button only makes sure I have enough time to walk across, oh well. Many of these intersections don't even have buttons, since as you noted they're not necessary, either there is enough pedestrian volume, or the cycle is long enough for pedestrians anyhow.

      4) I'm crossing a major thoroughfare, which has a long green time, so I tend to get the fuzzy end of the lollypop, unless i get lucky with timing.

    2. Re:What they really do by hwestiii · · Score: 2, Informative

      A ped phase, because of the much slower speed of a human being relative to a car, can actually be longer than if there were no pedestrians.

      A lot of intersections have traffic sensitive cycles, such that once the control hardware is "aware" that there is no more vehicle traffic in the direction of the green, it will automatically terminate that phase (by bringing up yellow and then red) and bring up green for the traffic on the intersecting street.

      Most pedestrian phases are timed presuming that humans travel at about 2.5 feet per second, and the "don't walk" phase is usually determined by dividing the width of the street by that number to permit a person just stepping into the cross-walk to make it all the way across in time. So presuming 10-15 seconds of ped-green to get things started and 20 to 30 seconds of "don't walk" time at a 50 foot crossing, the full ped phase time can be up to 45 seconds.

      Without pedestrians, the cycle could be much shorter if there were little or no vehicular traffic present. Usually, a pedestrian phase will run for the longest duration permitted at a given intersection.

  56. Some elevator buttons actually DO help. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Informative

    "same reason why people press the elevator button more than once.

    And the same reason people press the reload or submit button more than once... When things don't show any evidence that they're doing what they're supposed to do.


    Some elevator call buttons actually do help.

    On many elevators (especially Otis), especially older ones, holding down a button in the car shortens or ends the delay before closing the door to move on to another floor. This was apparently done so that once people had entered the car and selected a floor the elevator wouldn't hang around uselessly.

    Older elevators often saved on hardware by wiring the floor call buttons in parallel with the car buttons. So holding down a call button did speed up the car, by making it spend less time at other floors.

    Newer, computer-driven, elevators don't usually do the door algorithm properly, even with respect to the buttons in the car. (Apparently the people who wrote some of the programs didn't research the older designs, but wrote it from scratch based on what they thought an elevator should do. Thus the elevators' algorithms are often less effective and more annoying than the older, relay-driven devices.)

    Something like BART's railroad car designs. B-)

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  57. And conversely... by Stuwee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In Glasgow people seem to be used to the fact that you don't need to press the button. So much so that when it comes to a crossing where you do have to push the button, people just ignore it and will watch the stream of traffic go past them for 5 minutes. Great fun to watch.

  58. Don't Panic buttons by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Funny

    The truth can finally be told: those buttons aren't for speeding up a light change, they're for slowing down tourists. Otherwise, we'd need zambonies cruising the avenues, scraping midwestern roadkill out of the way of productive citizens. Everyone knows that in NYC you don't change things with a pushbutton - you argue at the top of your lungs, or throw money around to confuse the opposition. Now you know why your wallet is missing after a midtown sightseeing walk: the pickpockets get their cut while you gawk upwards at the skyscrapers, as you lean on the buttons waiting for the light to change. Think of it as a toll.

    If you can't jaywalk like an Olympian, stay out of the street. Take a nice cab, and remember to tip at least 20% for the man who's saving your life with every lane change. Now go home where it's safe.

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  59. best roadway invention I've seen by dandelion_wine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    in India and (?!) Quebec: countdown timers. It's not as psycho as it first sounds. People don't race to beat the timer. It just chills. everyone. out.

    In India they're for the cars. No more edging through reds because you don't know when the frig it's gonna change and you wonder if you're hitting the sensor. No, right there in front of you, 15, 14, 13, 12. So also, you can get that thing out of your glove compartment, there's time. Or take a sip of that drink, bite of that sandwich. No surprises. Numbers in red for stops and in white or green for time till the next stop. You still get the yellow, so people don't race -- they have more time to gradually increase speed if they want to make it through.

    In Quebec, it's for the pedestrians. Not nearly as useful IMHO. Cars can look crosswise to see how much time the pedestrians have left, but it's aimed at the pedestrians, to tell them how much time they've got. Doesn't stop people from wandering across with no time left, I've noticed.

    The Indian version is the best thing I've seen. Cuts out all of the guesswork and most of the tension and cause for accidents at intersections. Genius. Of course, they're only at super busy intersections.

    They also have the #2 best thing I've seen. Across the red lense of traffic lights at the busiest intersections is printed the capitals R E L A X. No foolin.

  60. The best reason not to press those buttons.. by lerouxt · · Score: 4, Interesting
  61. Explanation by Hal+The+Computer · · Score: 5, Informative
    For those of you who've never been to London:

    Most of the crosswalks in London have large block capitals on the road which say either:
    "LOOK LEFT"
    or
    "LOOK RIGHT"
    Whose function is to inform you of the most probable direction of your impending doom.

    Seriously, these things are very useful when everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road.
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    1. Re:Explanation by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Seriously, these things ["look left" signs in London]are very useful when everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road."

      So why don't they have them in countries where people drive on the wrong side of the road?

    2. Re:Explanation by SirKodiak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you think that the American government cares about the safety of foreign nationals, then you clearly haven't been paying attention to the news lately. Take the first time you get clipped by an SUV as your warning.

    3. Re:Explanation by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 2, Funny

      "If you think that the American government cares about the safety of foreign nationals, then you clearly haven't been paying attention to the news lately."

      I'm not planning to visit America. To be honest, I'd feel safer in North Korea.

  62. someone who gets paid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So that means George Bush is a Professional President?

  63. MIT crosswalk on Mass Ave by John3 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This story reminds me of an "urban legend" from my days at MIT (late 70's). The main entrance to MIT was through building 7 which faced Massachusetts Avenue. There was a pedestrian crosswalk with a "Press to walk" button, and that button may or may not have actually worked. The intersection was a very busy thoroughfare, and cars would quite often run the red light which inspired two students to do a traffic study as part of a statistics course.

    After observing the crosswalk for several days and analyzing the pedestrian count, the traffic count, the timing of the lights, and the number of times cars "ran the light", the students determined that your odds of getting hit by a car were less if you crossed at random than if you waited for a "walk" sign.

    As with most urban legends, I doubt the validity of the story but it did make for entertaining conversation while waiting for the light.

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    1. Re:MIT crosswalk on Mass Ave by squarooticus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know about the truth of that story, but there's a related story that IS true.

      My friend Phil (MIT class of '96) was waiting for a "walk" signal at the crosswalk at lobby 7 one time. When the signal finally changed to "walk," he proceeded to walk out into the street, only to have a car screech to a halt next to him. He started pointing furiously at the "walk" light, but noticed that the driver was pointing furiously at the traffic light. Unbelievably, he saw it was green!

      Apparently, the traffic light system was serving up both a walk AND a green at the same time!

      If this wasn't an isolated event, your story may not be an urban legend after all...

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  64. Yes, actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, yes, actually.

    I hate wannabe pedants, I really do. If you're going to play at pedantry, at least get it right.

    In English, the word "professional" has at least two meanings.

    Firstly, it means someone who engages in a "profession" (viz., a skilled discipline) for their livelihood. An "amateur" likewise can mean someone who engages in a "profession," but as a pastime.

    (Indeed, "amateur" also has more than one meaning, at teams to describe someone who is recreationally involved in a skilled discipline and at others to describe someone who performs poorly in that discipline).

    Secondly, it is used to describe someone who is adept at some skilled discipline (e.g., "He plays like a professional!"). In all truth, while this second usage is common, it is subordinate to the first. The important distinguishing characteristic of a "professional" is that the profession is one's livelihood.

    In common usage, you'll find both nearly as frequently. What matters, really, is what the author or speaker intended when she used it. Thus, the grandparent could very well be correct: the author meant "driving, and getting paid for it" not "driving, and doing it well." At the very least, it's a fully acceptable interpretation.

    So, in other words:

    You are wrong.

    Please play again.

    1. Re:Yes, actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      From MW Dictionary online:

      2 a : participating for gain or livelihood in an activity or field of endeavor often engaged in by amateurs <a professional golfer>

      Do you drive as an amateur? Does a cab driver drive for gain or livelihood?

      He's a professional. You're a dipshit. Get your rants right.

      See this for the definition

  65. Tulsa Rocks by qwertyatwork · · Score: 2, Funny

    5. Tulsa, Okla. 51st Street and Memorial Drive 2000
    6. Tulsa, Okla. 71st Street and Memorial Drive 1995

    WOOHOO in your face NYC! Um, wait. I dont think this is something to brag about.

  66. Double-clicking elevator buttons by svindler · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean I don't need to double-click the elevator button???

    I hate inconsistent user interfaces between different devices!

  67. Read the whole definition by The+Tyro · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nice try, coward.

    Though to be fair, you're partially right... profession has "at least two meanings," though you conveniently omitted the one that contradicts your little rant. I quote from Websters:

    1 a : of, relating to, or characteristic of a profession b : engaged in one of the learned professions c (1) : characterized by or conforming to the technical or ethical standards of a profession (2) : exhibiting a courteous, conscientious, and generally businesslike manner in the workplace
    2 a : participating for gain or livelihood in an activity or field of endeavor often engaged in by amateurs b : having a particular profession as a permanent career c : engaged in by persons receiving financial return
    3 : following a line of conduct as though it were a profession
    - professionally adverb


    As opposed to "job":

    b : a specific duty, role, or function c : a regular remunerative position

    I'll let you look up remunerative for yourself... but as you can see, you can get paid for either a profession or a job... but as you'll note in the first definition above, a profession often implies far more (specialized knowledge, ethics, etc) than simply getting paid.

    But that's OK, I don't take it personally. If you want, you can keep calling your fast-food job a "profession" if it makes you feel better.

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  68. Pressing the elevator buttons twice by repvik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is a simple reason that I press the elevator button when I enter the elevator, even if it's pressed or not. This comes from the simple fact that the elevator closes it's doors faster when I press it.

  69. Project Greenlight by Mike+Hicks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is just picking nits, I suppose...

    In Minneapolis, most newer signals don't have push buttons (which can be aggravating when there's little traffic), but they will always light up the "walk" sign. However, most older ones which have the push buttons will not light the "walk" sign unless the button was pushed. Usually, this isn't an issue, since people will just walk when the light is green, but certain problems come up.

    Pedestrians wishing to cross at "T" intersections that are coming from the top of the T to one of the other corners can get stuck at a "don't walk" sign without being able to see if the traffic light is green or not. Also, there can be problems at intersections with left-turn arrows, since pedestrians get into the habit of going against "don't walk" signs when they see green. In this case they can end up walking right into the path of turning cars. Obviously, people paying attention will either wait or at least make sure no cars have their turn signals on, but I think even people accustomed to such intersections let their minds drift from time to time.

    Of course, I think most road and building designers just make awful decisions regarding pedestrians most of the time anyway. I'm sure many college students have cursed their campus's architects since buildings often tend to lie right in the path you want to go. I suppose it's not a big deal in many cases, but some of these buildings are very large and can require quite an excursion to go around. Often, I suppose security is considered to be a big overriding issue, but sometimes things just get to be silly. At least one dorm at the University of Minnesota requires some students to walk about two city blocks inside to get from their rooms to the front doorall other doors are alarmed fire exits. I'm all for promoting exercise, but that's kind of ridiculous, in my opinion.

    Bah, I'm wandering off-topic now...

  70. Re:No... by cellocgw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm... and here I thought an amateur was someone who used her own home video camera in her bedroom instead of a corporate filming studio. :-)

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  71. optical by manon · · Score: 2, Informative

    In Belgium, I've noticed some pedestrian crossings to be equiped with optical sensors.
    That way, if a person is standing at such crossing, things will speed up and the lights will change.
    To bad it doesn't leave us with a button to play with.

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  72. Funny crosswalk buttons in Hong Kong by AlphaPB · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Recently in Hong Kong, the government installed strange black and yellow machines at the crosswalks.

    They look like bathroom soap dispensers, but they're made by either Siemens or Philips. As far as I can tell there's no button on it, but on the front plate, there's a three pronged symbol (reminds me of the biohazard symbol, except the circles are further apart).

    These strange machines are replacing the traditional buttons, but I can't figure out how they work. Perhaps some sort of motion detection?

    Tinfoil raving: With the recent introduction of smartcard versions of the mandatory ID cards, and the recent public dissatisfaction towards the government, perhaps the government is looking for a way to keep tabs on its citizens. All the more plausible because almost all citizens carry three important things: their ID card, a cell phone, and an RFID stored-value card (used for public transport, convenience store purchases, etc.). Add to that the fact that Chinese people don't mind being drones under the man, as long as they have the right to make money, and I can totally see this happening in 10 years.

  73. No actually by rune2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The URL in the story is the placebo since no one actually RTFAs anyway...

  74. Re:Winnipeg vs. Vancouver by dandelion_wine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Backpacked through a half dozen Southeast Asian countries a little while back, and man, the very first thing I learned to learn about each new culture was whether or not traffic yields to pedestrians. One word: Bangkok.

    I almost got run down in Liverpool.

    Glad you made it!

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  75. Double-pressing elevator buttons by swb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the real reason many people double-press elevator buttons is that many are poorly lighted and don't give a good indication that that have been pressed.

    However, I wish that double pressing an elevtor button *would* have a function -- "disabling" the stop at that floor.

    In our building and I'm sure others, a couple of elevators go to "mystery" floors and hence have more buttons than others, which means that the "user interface" is non-standard across all elevators. Which means that people tend to automatically push the button at grid position x,y where their floor normally is -- leading to frequent empty stops and slow elevator rides.

    A way to unselect a floor would be great and would lead to faster elevator rides and no more empty stops.

  76. Some intersections don't have those buttons... by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    On Queens Boulevard there are some better signs.

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  77. Re:premium fuel by Talez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What? They don't offer 93 gas?

    Over here (Perth, Western Australia) the standard unleaded is RON 91 and the premium is at least RON 96 with BP Ultimate having a RON of 98.

    And almost every gas station in our state has premium. You can get BP Ultimate from *ANY* BP gas station.

  78. why? by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why should there be no way to register a walker is waiting when the traffic isn't always busy enough? I like the suggestion of the second story that they are reconnecting the buttons for people like me that walk at night. I don't think buttons should override the traffic control system but they should be taken into account. It's hard enough walking with so many drivers not even bothering to look for crossing pedestrians. I'm hit by cars all the time. No serious injuries yet but I frequently hear of walkers or bikers killed by careless drivers.

    Of course if it was up to me I'd outlaw driving inside the city for non-emergency and non-delivery vehicles. Let people walk, bike, or take public transit. It'd make the city cleaner, people healthier, and increase business for small shops and street venders (not to mention for taxi services, limo services, buses, trains, etc). Probably what I'd actually do is charge tolls frequently (at every intersection with lights?) along the streets for people who didn't have a business pass. So people could still own cars for use of driving outside the city or for their own emergency use.

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  79. Re:premium fuel by Superfarstucker · · Score: 2, Informative

    engine knock is the result of premature fuel detonation. Higher octane fuel= harder to burn = eliminates detonation. Turbocharged vehicles have to use high octane fuel because compressing air raises its temperature thus raising intake temps and making it a very good environment for fuel burning before the valve closes completely.

    it's not "good" on your motor but it certainly isn't going to cause it to spontaneously explode. just run like a geo metro.

  80. If you live in San Francisco check out WalkSF by bottlebrushtree · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you live in San Franciso and are interested in Pedestrian issues (such as stopping sidewalk parking, better crosswalks, getting pedestrian accidents treated more seriously) check out "Walk San Francisco" at walksf.org

    It's a pedestrian advocacy group that is working to make San Francisco a better place to walk. Their web site has lots of links and resources concerning modern crosswalk technology among other things. WalkSF

  81. Thanks by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This whole discussion has developed a life of its own... it's interesting that so many people freely apply and so ardently defend the use of "professional" and "profession." The historical and sociological context behind the term makes for a thought-provoking read.

    This has truly been an interesting discussion, particularly if you look at this issue from a (somewhat outdated) historical sense... meaning the late renaissance definition of profession, referring particularly to the ancient professions of divinity, law, and medicine (and sometimes soldiery). The evolution of that term progressed in the 19th century, to the point that it now includes engineers, architects, teachers (the "teaching profession") etc (and cab drivers, apparently)... but the classical professions were the original prototype.

    Sociologist Geoffrey Millerson wrote a classic book on the topic in the mid-sixties, where he layed out the requirements in his formal definition of "profession": (keep in mind that for some professions, these things go back to antiquity)

    Skill based on theoretical knowledge
    Required training and education
    Competence demonstrated by testing
    Ethical code of conduct
    Altruistic goals
    Professional organization

    Some of this formal sociological definition has survived, and can be noted in Webster's definition of profession... but note how much it has broadened... it's tremendous... we're now to the point that many consider anyone who does something for pay as a "professional" in that field.

    As a member of one of the previously mentioned "classical professions," it's fascinating to me to watch the evolution of the term.

    Thanks to everyone who posted for the interesting thread.

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  82. An interesting story... by PunkusMaxmus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wrote much of the centralized traffic control and communications code for NYC's traffic control system back in the early nineties (a VME-based system using SVR4 UNIX and VxWorks running on 68030 processors which replaced the previous IBM system from the late '60-early'70s.) I recall a story that I heard when I was helping install the system. There was a community in NY complaining about needing to have a crosswalk signalized because people were having difficuly crossing the street. The traffic flow technically didn't require that a signal be installed, but it seemed that it would be politically expendient to do so, so a crosswalk signal was installed. There was evidently quite a bit of outrage when the citizens in the area dicovered it was a push-button activated crosswalk. You see, it turns out this was an Orthodox Jewish community - they couldn't push the button on the Sabbath (religous taboo, for those who don't understand) and thus had even more difficulty crossing to get to the synagogue. (I can't say for sure if the story was true, but it wouldn't be suprising if it was.)

  83. They work in the Bay Area by EvilStein · · Score: 2, Informative

    But it's best to not use them, because 4-6 people are always determined to blow through the red light anyway.

    Just run like hell across the street when you can. It's generally a lot safer.

  84. Good night. by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm the original AC, for the record.

    of course you are.

    You should relax... it's good for you. Incidently, I have no problem with people who work fast food, but if you insist on taking that as an insult, then by all means, be insulted... it really doesn't matter to me. My statement was more intended as a commentary on the loosening use of the term "professional."

    The original poster wrote: Of course not as many accidents are going to happen, they're pros.

    Which to me implies a measure of skill... not whether they fit the legal definition of a profession. A subsequent poster (iabervon) made the point that getting paid is what defines a profession... and he's partially right... but that's also the definition of a job, and doesn't begin to tell the whole story behind profession, professionalism, etc. Websters dictionary is just the beginning...

    Also, it's OK that you thread-jacked this discussion into a dictionary fest, because this is slashdot, and we can do that... but the original poster clearly implied professional as a measure of skill, not as a result of a paycheck. Of course job and profession are not mutually exclusive... but getting a paycheck qualifies you for either definition... and you're quite right that professional must not necessarily relate to skillfulness, but like it or not, that is the definition that started this thread.

    As a professional myself, the term implies much more to me than simply getting paid... but that's a thread for another day.

    Thanks for the interesting discussion.

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  85. Inspired traffic design from San Bruno... by Croaker · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the "other" article about San Bruno mentioned in the posting:

    The city should also consider looking in audio crossing signals for the hearing impaired and signs that count down the number of seconds left to cross, Victor said.

    Ah, so in addition to buttons that don't work, we'll give the deaf audio signals they can't hear. Brilliant.

  86. Time to re-read "Faster" by devphil · · Score: 2, Interesting


    by James Gleick, described here. A most excellent book. It has a chapter or two on this exact phenomenon, and some interesting facts about elevator design and placement in various kinds of office buildings and skyscrapers.

    Also a chapter on the NTP network and the master clocks at the US Naval Observatory.

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  87. In Plymouth England.... by InfoHighwayRoadkill · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I was at uni in Plymouth there was (and still is) a very complex cross junction right outside the university. It appeared that it was entirely controlled by the push buttons for pedestrians presumably due to the high volume of pedestrians crossing the junction to get to uni. This was dispite the main route through the junction being what we brits quaintly call a dual carrageway (two lanes in each direction for the rest of you) and one of the main routes into the city center.

    The really fun came if you were around the junction when traffic was really quiet. You would regulary see people jump out of their cars when they had been stuck on the main route at a red light, rush across the road, press one of the buttons to allow pedestrians to cross one of the side routes and rush back to their car knowing that by the time they got back the lights would have changed to let them drive off!

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