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Google's Gmail To Offer 1GB E-mail Storage?

tstoneman writes "Wow, according to the New York Times (free reg. req.), looks like Google is really trying to push the envelope by offering 1 GB free storage for e-mail users via a service called Gmail, still in the testing phase, so that users never need to change their e-mail address. In addition, they want to offer their searching capabilities so that users can search through their entire set of e-mail, I guess forever. CNET News also has more details." Update: 04/01 02:38 GMT by S : The Google site now has an official press release, naturally dated April 1st.

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  1. Wahooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I will sign up for 1000 accounts and get a free terabyte storage system.

    1. Re:Wahooo by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I will sign up for 1000 accounts and get a free terabyte storage system.

      Many a true word in jest. I do not know exactly how the system will work, but there is enormous potential for abuse. Actually, just personal storage of large amounts of data is probably the least of the concerns. One could imagine a warez or porn distribution system based on small requests to a controlling site that then uses mail fowarding to deliver the content (thus pushing the bulk of the storage and bandwidth costs onto gmail).

    2. Re:Wahooo by Penguinshit · · Score: 4, Funny


      In a corner office on Java Drive in Sunnyvale, CA, Dan Warmenhoven's head just exploded...

    3. Re:Wahooo by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Interesting
      One could imagine a warez or porn distribution system based on small requests to a controlling site that then uses mail fowarding to deliver the content (thus pushing the bulk of the storage and bandwidth costs onto gmail).

      I seem to recall a similar method of warez distribution used back in the AOL days. Store massive amounts in your (server side) e-mail box and transfer it to others instantly without using any of your own bandwidth. They could then download it at their leisure.

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    4. Re:Wahooo by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I could see this really being a haven for pirates, assuming they have a web front-end. Imagine if everybody had a gig of storage on an absurdly fast pipe and the ability to move files back and forth practically instantly.

      We'll have guys writing p2p applications on top of this which let you automatically find the warez you need, then automatically trigger a forward from the mail account where the file is located. And the anonymity is so much easier because the files are being moved by someone else.

    5. Re:Wahooo by luckyleprecon666666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Imagine a p2p google you would be able to find virtually anything until those riaa lamers step in...

    6. Re:Wahooo by ryochiji · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They say they'll give 1GB of storage space, but that doesn't preclude them from setting limits to attachment sizes and bandwidth usage.

    7. Re:Wahooo by eclectro · · Score: 2, Informative


      They probably anticipate such schemes, and probably will limit the size of attachments.

      I hope that the filesharers don't ruin it for the rest of us.

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    8. Re:Wahooo by JPriest · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or just give friends the account login like an FTP dump.

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    9. Re:Wahooo by JPriest · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am retarded, this is an April fools joke.

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    10. Re:Wahooo by saden1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is what I like about Google...they are thinking big and long term. You'd be crazy not to switch email account (over time of course). All I want is an email address without a digit and lots of space and with google I just might get both.

      As soon as the service is out to the general public everyone on my contact list will be informed of my new email account.

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    11. Re:Wahooo by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Come to think of it, you could write a client that automatically interfaces (for hotmail even, who cares, right?), that would automatically manage 100 or so accounts, including logging into each one occasionally to ensure the account stays active. It could then create a virtual email account that combines the storage capacity of each. Your main account then would automatically forward incoming mail from your "main" account to one of the 100 or so sub accounts for long term storage.

      BTM

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    12. Re:Wahooo by arpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I feel for you man - having a post that says "I am retarded" moderated at +5 insightful must hurt...

    13. Re:Wahooo by LocoSpitz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Since when do April Fools Day jokes have to be funny for anyone other than those behind them? People never laugh when the sink sprays them with water in the morning...

    14. Re:Wahooo by timeOday · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not inconceivable though. Disk space is only 50 cents per gig - think about it, a gig is worth less than postage for two pieces of junkmail!

    15. Re:Wahooo by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is a joke, it's going to have to go down in history as one of the biggest pranks ever pulled... both the AP and Reuters have put out wire stories which means it's going to be in hundreds of newspapers tomorrow morning.

      It'll say a lot about the gullibility of the news media if this is indeed a joke...

    16. Re:Wahooo by manual_overide · · Score: 2, Interesting

      so run your own mailserver. I have 14 GB of storage, unlimited email addresses, my own @., minimal spam (spamassassin, and smart management of email accounts)

      though i may be skirting the rules of my TOS, my ISP will never know because the server (like the rest of my network) is behind a NAT and a decent firewall.

      If you are not on cable, then there are usually no TOS that mention running servers. (the no servers rule is mostly for web/ftp servers anyway)

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    17. Re:Wahooo by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, the first two lines had him off to a wonderful haiku. I was rooting for him, but that third sentence threw the whole thing off. =)

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    18. Re:Wahooo by Adam9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      By A.I. you mean.. checking for the same I.P.?

    19. Re:Wahooo by loconet · · Score: 2, Informative

      From GMAil's Terms of Use:

      Prohibited Actions

      In addition to (and/or as some examples of) the violations described in Section 3 of the Terms of Use, users may not:

      * Generate or facilitate unsolicited commercial email ("spam"). Such activity includes, but is not limited to
      o sending email in violation of the CAN-SPAM Act or any
      other applicable anti-spam law
      o imitating or impersonating another person or his, her or its
      email address, or creating false accounts for the purpose of sending spam
      o data mining any web property (including Google) to find email addresses
      o sending unauthorized mail via open, third-party servers
      o sending emails to users who have requested to be removed from a mailing list
      o selling, exchanging or distributing to a third party the email
      addresses of any person without such person's knowing and continued consent to such disclosure
      o sending unsolicited emails to significant numbers of email addresses
      belonging to individuals and/or entities with whom you have no preexisting relationship
      * Send, upload, distribute or disseminate or offer to do the same with respect to any unlawful, defamatory, harassing, abusive, fraudulent, infringing, obscene, or otherwise objectionable content
      * Intentionally distribute viruses, worms, defects, Trojan horses, corrupted files, hoaxes, or any other items of a destructive or deceptive nature
      * Conduct or forward pyramid schemes and the like
      * Transmit content that may be harmful to minors
      * Impersonate another person (via the use of an email address or otherwise) or otherwise misrepresent yourself or the source of any email
      * Illegally transmit another's intellectual property or other proprietary information without such owner's or licensor's permission
      * Use Gmail to violate the legal rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of others
      * Promote or encourage illegal activity
      * Interfere with other Gmail users' enjoyment of the Service
      * Create multiple user accounts or create user accounts by automated means or under false or fraudulent pretenses
      * Modify, adapt, translate, or reverse engineer any portion of the Gmail Service
      * Remove any copyright, trademark or other proprietary rights notices contained in or on the Gmail Service
      * Reformat or frame any portion of the web pages that are part of the Gmail Service
      * Use the Gmail Service in connection with illegal peer-to-peer file sharing

      How will they enforce/check that? I'm not sure..

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    20. Re:Wahooo by Gloume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The catch is that you also have to power it, house it, maintain it, cool it, and keep a redundant backup...for all of them.

    21. Re:Wahooo by kevinank · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Online storage is considerably more expensive than the raw disk drives, and in this case would almost certainly have to include redundant storage or risk strong criticism each time a drive failed. A terabyte array is considerably more than $500.

      On the other hand, disks have gotten to a competitive price point with offline storage. Comparing disk storage to DAT is a wash (not that the disk storage is nearly as stable over the long term, but it would be nice if at least some of the cost reductions in disk were the transition to tape. But DLT is still mind numbingly expensive, and M-O while cheaper than DLT is still more expensive than a cheap hard-drive IIRC.)

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    22. Re:Wahooo by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope, because they still haven't done their IPO, so their stock isn't being traded on the open market. SEC has no jurisdiction over Google until they file for an IPO.

    23. Re:Wahooo by Phil1 · · Score: 3, Informative
      I doubt very much whether Google would risk upsetting their fans by dangling such an attractive service in front of them and then calling "April fool!".

      No, I reckon its far more likely that they've released this on / near April 1 because the possibility of it being an April fool's joke is generating almost as much interest as the service they'll be offering. Double the interest, double the anticipation and double the publicity. I'd love to know how many clicks the gmail site has got by the day's end.

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    24. Re:Wahooo by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Assuming this is a joke for a moment.. I'm not so sure Google would have wanted this much publicity. PigeonRank was of course done an idea crazy enough that nobody would buy it, but this one's just too close to possible...

    25. Re:Wahooo by yellowcord · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was pretty sure it was a joke... then I started looking at the attached pages to gmail.com they have fancy privacy pages and everything. Then I went to the Google Accounts page to maybe sign up... Clicked on the "Forgot your password?" link... funny stuff.

    26. Re:Wahooo by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Informative

      I also assumed it was a joke, but then I navigated to their newly registered domain name and FAQ page about it:

      http://www.google.com/gmail/help/about.html

      They're *really* going for trying to fool people if this is a joke. Listing reasonable browser requirements and all (IE 5.5+, Firefox 0.8+, etc with Javascript and cookies enabled, bla bla).

      They have a Gmail Privacy Policy as well, that looks just like any other policy after skimming through it.

      Hmmm, well, but if you say so... :-S

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    27. Re:Wahooo by zeekiorage · · Score: 5, Informative
      1GB looks very much like a joke but google can make it (gmail) real.

      A quick whois shows that gmail.com is indeed registered under Google Inc.

      whois gmail.com
      Registrant:
      Google Inc. (DOM-425410)
      2400 E. Bayshore Pkwy
      Mountain View CA 94043
      US

      The link in the press release http://gmail.google.com doesn't work, but http://gmail.com works. Also there is a Gmail FAQ page.

    28. Re:Wahooo by kryonD · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not a Joke....the real joke was an advertisement for a job opening in 2007 at their lunar facility. It was there at about 2330MST, now it's gone and of course googling for it is fruitless. I wish I had printed it. It was about 8 pages long and even went into how they would use Einsteins theory of relativity to combat SPAM.

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    29. Re:Wahooo by kryonD · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ah...it's back....here's the REAL Joke

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    30. Re:Wahooo by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Of course most average Joes won't use anywhere near a gig. If this is genuine, the gigabyte thing is more of a gimmick. It'll only be slashdotters and other hardcode user that will ever get anywhere near this amount

      Actually, the reverse. The average clueless user sends and receives from his buddies gigantic image and video files, MP3s, etc, etc. You could max out a gig with just one or at most two attached ISOs.

      (Yes, I know "GMail" is an April Fool joke.)

    31. Re:Wahooo by WiggyWack · · Score: 5, Informative
      Hey, you were quoted in Forbes!

      "'It's going to go down in history as one of the biggest pranks ever pulled,' wrote one message poster at Slashdot.org, which bills itself as a news provider for nerds."

      Too bad they referred to you just as "one message poster" instead of LostCluster. I'd demand a correction.

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  2. woah by big+daddy+kane · · Score: 3, Interesting

    well im all for peace love and happiness, but i serisouly have no clue how that could remain profitable, unless of course that 1 gig is space on your own hard drive

    1. Re:woah by JPriest · · Score: 3, Funny

      Google does not use many HDD's, the storage will be on RAM drives, reboots will be performed every night at 2 am to free up space.

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    2. Re:woah by glitch! · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...but i serisouly have no clue how that could remain profitable,...

      And in unrelated news, Google has won a multi-billion dollar contract with NSA for its cooperation in setting up and maintaining an "information storage and retrieval facility" dedicated to national security and total information awareness purposes...

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    3. Re:woah by Lairdsville · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, a gig of disk space will cost about 50c, and if you spread that over 3 years, that is about 15c per year. I guess that Google's business plan predicts that they can make more than that in advertising. All is all, it sounds feasible (but it is April 1st!)

  3. What day is it launching on? by jimmyharris · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The first of April perhaps...

    1. Re:What day is it launching on? by dealsites · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess it could be an April fool's joke. Altough it's still 3/31 here, it's gotta be 4/1 somewhere.

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    2. Re:What day is it launching on? by DgWatters0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yes, but the story is dated 31 March and launching a webmail service isn't very... funny.

      Link to the service: http://gmail.google.com/

    3. Re:What day is it launching on? by BubbaFett · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh, yeah, the New York Times is printing a hoax. Right.

    4. Re:What day is it launching on? by Verne · · Score: 2, Informative

      Google's Gmail To Offer 1GB E-mail Storage?
      Posted by simoniker on Thu 01 Apr 01:23PM

      not from here it aint.

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    5. Re:What day is it launching on? by el-spectre · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wonder if this is a good marketing idea... Offer something really unusual on April 1... if enough people bite, then actually do it. Otherwise, call it a joke.

      A radio station I know did that, by accident. They changed from top40 to disco one day (this was like 1993) for 12 hours. But then people started calling up with "Where's the disco?" and they had to change formats...

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    6. Re:What day is it launching on? by metlin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unlikely.

      Reuters has it covered - I would imagine this accounts for atleast a wee bit of credibility to the report :)

    7. Re:What day is it launching on? by prwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Absolutely correct. I can't believe so many people have been taken in by this!

    8. Re:What day is it launching on? by Brendor · · Score: 3, Informative
      I think the April Fools joke here is a little test on something that's condescendingly called reading comprehension.

      Open the artcicle and press Ctrl or cmd f and search for the word gigabyte.

      The article mentions maintaing email storage is as cost effective at $2 per gig.

      The New York Times was an unwitting accomplice. The CNET article is very explicit in the claim though . . .cool.

    9. Re:What day is it launching on? by drix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah but an even cooler joke would be throwing something up that everyone thinks is an April Fool's joke, and then doing it for real. A meta-April Fool's joke, if you will.

      This is definitely not nearly as far off the deep-end as, say, PigeonRank, for example. It's not even really very funny. And it sounds a little outrageous, but not a lot. I'm 50-50 on the fence as the whether this is real or not. (It seems like it would be rare for NYTimes, Reuters, and CNet to all get suckered, for example.)

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  4. Gmail? by beakerMeep · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why not Moogle?

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    1. Re:Gmail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've got mail, kupo!

    2. Re:Gmail? by Professor_Quail · · Score: 4, Funny

      great googley-moogley!

    3. Re:gmail? by aarku · · Score: 2, Informative

      click friendly: google's press release

    4. Re:Gmail? by MyFourthAccount · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why not Moogle?

      Because Gmail is more in line with their future wireless services called Gspot.

  5. Google vs. spammers by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can't wait to see what Google's anti-spam technology is going to look like. You can't do a webmail service these days without one...

    1. Re:Google vs. spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Almost a week's worth

    2. Re:Google vs. spammers by eric_ste · · Score: 5, Funny

      Trained pigeons can do wonders... even against spam. Considering the amount of spam reaching relays, I'm thinking about buying stock from the company that breed google's pigeons.

    3. Re:Google vs. spammers by vericgar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You answer your own question, in a way.

      If google's spam blocking is very superb, then they use that as a selling point for upgrading to a pay account.

      I'm sure they'll have other features for a non-free account as well. Maybe even do e-mail hosting, where you point the MX for your domain at google and it handles all your e-mail.

    4. Re:Google vs. spammers by DrSchlock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I don't understand is how they can justify this as a business. How will they recoup the cost of providing millions of gigs of storage and huge amounts of bandwidth indefinitely?

      Well, this kind of service wouldn't actually require 1 gig/user. It's not like they're handing you your own sealed-off hard drive. Most people will never use anything like that much space, I suspect, and the company would only have to pay for the amount used in practice.

      They'd recoup costs the same way they do for search: through targeted ads. They're already pretty much caching the Internet; if anybody could handle this kind of space and bandwidth, it would be Google...

    5. Re:Google vs. spammers by SEE · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, it's simple. To quote Google's press release:

      "And it turns annoying spam e-mail messages into the equivalent of canned meat."

  6. Google is gettting ready, but for what? by erick99 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I wonder if Google would have offered this as well as rather quickly adding the new features to it's search service if it were not for MicroSoft's impending entry into the search engine market.

    However, the email service sounds great. 1GB of space is incredible but I think I would like the ability to do a fast search through all of my stored email even more. Even though the article notes that 1GB per user will cost Google only about $2 to maintain (they didn't say if that was a annual cost or what), if they did get 100M users that would be pretty expensive! It makes you wonder if they don't have a tiered service in mind down the road. Of course, this will be "advertiser supported" so who knows how invasive that will or will not be when using their mail services.

    Still, this all smacks of either "window dressing" for Wall Street, "war paint" for Microsoft, or, perhaps, both? Either way the users will be winners for a least a little while.

    Happy Trails!

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    1. Re:Google is gettting ready, but for what? by System.out.println() · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wonder if the $2 for a GB takes into account that 90% of the accounts will not grow beyond the first few megabytes.

    2. Re:Google is gettting ready, but for what? by aussersterne · · Score: 5, Informative

      Even though the article notes that 1GB per user will cost Google only about $2 to maintain (they didn't say if that was a annual cost or what), if they did get 100M users that would be pretty expensive!

      The number of users who will actually use that much storage is very small. I have a large email volume, plus SPAM, which I save (but filter into another folder with spamassassin). My email archive goes all the way back to 1997 and is still not much larger than 1GB. Even with SPAM, I think most users will take months or even years to reach a 150-200MB, much less 1GB.

      And of course, it's very likely that Google will aggressively filter SPAM in the same way that Yahoo! or the others do.

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    3. Re:Google is gettting ready, but for what? by leerpm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not Microsoft. Yahoo. Yahoo is their biggest competitor, and they are going for Yahoo's crown jewels, their premium users who pay for the email service.

    4. Re:Google is gettting ready, but for what? by afidel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I take it you've never had to deal with PowerPoint and Excell happy marketing types? We have to remind people constantly to check their pst file size so that they don't go over the 2GB hard limit and lose emails. It's hard to go over a couple hundred megs of plain text email but with multimeg attachment's it's almost a foregone conclusion.

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    5. Re:Google is gettting ready, but for what? by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      " Of course, this will be "advertiser supported" so who knows how invasive that will or will not be when using their mail services."

      Setting aside the posibilty that this is an April Fool's joke, (Although it does say March 31st on the story..) perhaps advertising is exactly what they're after. Instead of using disposable accounts, they make it so you never need to clean your mailbox again. That means you use Google as your mail client instead of whatever app you use. That means their ads are always up, etc.

      I'm skeptical about this, really. But hey, it has the virtue of never having been tried. What kind of revenue can you get when you give somebody a low-cost service that makes them eyeball your site many times a day every day?

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    6. Re:Google is gettting ready, but for what? by cavebear42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think "a little while" is more true than people are considering. Is the concept of "forever e-mail" real? I thought it was. I move to hotmail for the last move ever, no more ISP changes, no more requiring a client. Then the pot sweetened, outlook express reading and locally storing emails off of the servers. Then it all went to hell, the folder sizes got cut ridiculously small, they started extorting money for real sizes, never increased maximum attachment size with the market calling for larger files, and then the selling of our addresses. A sad day indeed. My last e-mail address ever is now just a junk mail box, I still use it for required registrations and such but it fills from zero to capacity in 48 hours.

      I resolved to purchase a domain and collect all mails to the domain (catch-all), leaning how bad that was, I now have only a few allowed. My main one get more spam every week and I know that one day I will have to leave it too, at least for another on the same domain.

      Thinking that Google will be a permanent solution is a little short sighted, the only way you can assure a permanent address which you can control is to purchase a domain, and even then you may still have to move one day. (I'll gladly use my 1 GB though.)

    7. Re:Google is gettting ready, but for what? by forevermore · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Of course, this will be "advertiser supported" so who knows how invasive that will or will not be when using their mail services

      If this is indeed a true service, and knowing google's record, I'd say "not very." They've very good at placing their ads in places that are easily visible but do not interfere with what you're immediately looking at. Not only that, I'd bet that they'd use their context engine to give you ads relevant to the email you're reading. Imagine, while you're reading about your mom's latest adventure cruise to alaska, you get ads relating to travel, outdoors, photography, etc. Privacy issues aside, google's context-based ad system is one of the best innovations in web advertising to happen in a long time (if ever).

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    8. Re:Google is gettting ready, but for what? by Dulimano · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Google is getting ready to know everything about you. They have the Orkut social network, GMail, Personalized Google, Blogger, Froogle. They can link these various facets of your online indentity via cookies or other methods.

      These give enough data about you to reconstruct even your smallest habits. Maybe they will sell it in aggregated, anonimized form. Or use it themselves to target ads even better.

    9. Re:Google is gettting ready, but for what? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Informative
      I take it you've never had to deal with PowerPoint and Excell happy marketing types?

      Not to mention friends and family who just bought a 5 megapixel camera to take pictures of their new baby, but have no inkling of the concept of scaling images.

      A single one of those pictures where you have to scroll to see more than the upper right corner of the baby's forehead in a 1024x768 window can max out a typical free e-mail account.

  7. Is this an April Fool's joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The press release reads like a joke. Is it an (early) April Fool's joke?

    1. Re:Is this an April Fool's joke? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It probably is. The link to 'gmail.google.com' doesn't even try to work.

      I have to admit, though, as far as April Fool's jokes go, this is definitely one of the better ones. I mean seriously, this isn't exactly out of the realm of possibility.

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    2. Re:Is this an April Fool's joke? by eclectro · · Score: 2, Interesting


      gmail.com works.

      Generally they wait until 12 pm eastern to launch holiday sites.

      They did pick a poor time to launch it though.

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    3. Re:Is this an April Fool's joke? by siriuskase · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Works for me, too. The google press release is dated April 1 and reads like a joke.

      Email is Number One; "Heck, Yeah," Say Google Founders

      that just sounds too dumb to be a serious headline: http://www.google.com/press/pressrel/gmail.html

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    4. Re:Is this an April Fool's joke? by phch · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't think gmail is a joke. It looks like Google's real April Fool's joke is here:

      http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html

  8. Guys by Jacer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The pigeons, this? The April fools joke this year is they bunk stories are coming today instead of tomorrow.

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  9. cross your fingers by TheUberBob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm really looking forward to seeing what google does in this space. Hotmail and Yahoo just aren't very high quality/consumer oriented. If google can provide a feature rich interface that doesn't focus on upsell to the user, then they could capture a lot of interest/visibility. Right now I rarely use online email services because of the UPGRADE NOW! spam and the primitive interface.

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  10. 1GB of Storage vs. Changing E-mail Address? by graphicartist82 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What does having 1GB of storage space on Google's mail server have to do with never needing to change your e-mail address?

    It might allow you to keep many more e-mails than possible with yahoo or hotmail, but how will this allow me to never change my e-mail again?

  11. Another email address that will never change! by MavEtJu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    so that users never need to change their e-mail address

    So after netscape.net, hotmail.com, yahoo.com, real.net I will have a google.com address which will never need to be changed!

    I already have a lot of them you know :-)

    Edwin

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  12. Binaries? by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My first thought is that they're going to give one GB of text storage and forbid the use of the service to transfer binary attachments. (with limits on how many e-mails you can get from a particular sender per day and how big each message can be enforcing the rule so that good old usenet encoders don't work.) Therefore, they can give everybody a full GB of apparent storage, while older rarely-checked messages sit in compressed space... readable text always compresses well. :)

  13. It's about time by fname · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It always ticked me off how much companies charge to storage. I know that bandwidth costs money, and it costs money to maintain servers, but since the typical consumer price for a hard drive is approaching $0.50/gigabyte, it was just a matter of time before someone offered scads of storage for low-bandwidth applications. Maybe someone else will see what Google is doing and offer unlimited storage of photos and other stuff (with bandwidth limits, of course) that you can share with others.

  14. PERFERCT! by brain_not_ticking · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I can archive all of those viagra offers and search through them to find the best deal! YAY!!

    Wait...froogle already lets me do that

  15. This could be a Good Monopoly by rokzy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    if they do this, their popularity might make them quickly become the number 1 webmail service.

    then, if they implement a good spam filter, including the ability to cross-reference all their users reported spam or similar titled emails, then they could effectively eliminate non-POP spam.

    of course their popularity will make them a huge target of spammers' attention, but I have more faith in Google's abilities than I do in the spammers'.

    1. Re:This could be a Good Monopoly by Smidge204 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Juno has a "Central spam filter" like that. It works damn good, too. I've had the same (free) e-mail account for nearly five years now, and if I get 3 spam mails a day that's a lot. (INCLUDING Juno's own mass-mailings to it's users for their premium service)

      Spam pops up in the "Junk mail" folder, which does not count towards your storage limit (messages are automatically deleted after a few days). This gives you a chance to glance through the junk and see if any good mail got caught in the net. If so, you can "remove from junk", which also reports to the system that this type of e-mail might not be junk. This creates a balance preventing people from tricking the filter into thinking EVERYTHING is junk mail.

      Sure there's a 2MB storage limit and a 2MB attachment limit, but it's always been more than enough for me. (Especially for the price!)
      =Smidge=

  16. Other links by a.koepke · · Score: 3, Informative
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  17. The article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    AN FRANCISCO, March 31 -- Google, the dominant Internet search company, is planning to up the stakes in its intensifying competition with Yahoo and Microsoft by unveiling a new consumer-oriented electronic mail service.

    The new service, to be named Gmail, is scheduled to be released on Thursday, according to people involved with the plan. It will be "soft launched," they said, in a manner that Google has followed with other features that it has added to its Web site, with little fanfare and initially presented as a long-running test.

    E-mail has become a crucial weapon in the competition to win the allegiance of Internet users, who often turn to one or two Web sites as the foundation of their online activities.

    As Microsoft's MSN and Yahoo are preparing to attack Google's role as the first place most people turn to carry out an Internet search, Google is hoping to counter those assaults by moving onto the turf its competitors have already claimed in providing e-mail services as part of their portals.

    Google is starting far behind Microsoft, which claims 170 million active users for its Hotmail service, America Online and Yahoo. But Google, based in Mountain View, Calif., is planning to play on its information search strength to compete with the existing services.

    Google will offer consumers better access to searching their own e-mail and could well upset the industry balance by offering free access to services that previously were only available by paying a monthly subscription fee.

    The standard industry practice is to offer tiered mail services, providing only limited storage for free and charging higher fees to users who want to preserve larger numbers of e-mail messages. Google, by contrast, is planning a service to be supported by advertising that will permit its users to store very large amounts of mail at no cost.

    One internal Google study put the operational cost of maintaining electronic mail storage at less than $2 per gigabyte.

    In recent weeks, Google has picked up the pace of updating and adding new features to its basic search service, as part of its effort to position itself as a strong business ready to sell shares to investors in what is expected to be the most popular initial public offering by a Silicon Valley company in years.

    Early this week, for example, Google polished its appearance, making the company's array of services more accessible. The company also moved its Froogle catalog shopping search engine into a more prominent position on the first page of the Google Web site.

    Google has been closely watched in Silicon Valley and on Wall Street during the past year for any indication about its plans for an initial public stock offering. The company has steadfastly declined to respond to speculation.

    Its chief executive, Eric Schmidt, told The Wall Street Journal this week that the company was exploring many options, but he explained at a recent industry conference that Google does not necessarily need to move forward on an offering any time soon.

    Google's entry into the e-mail business will sharpen the lines between the major competing portals like Yahoo and MSN and Internet service providers like AOL and Earthlink. Google recently lost its position as search provider for Yahoo, which has turned to a company it acquired, Overture, to take advantage of the growing amounts of advertising revenue available on search pages.

    To date, Google has maintained a strong relationship with AOL. But as it enters a business that competes directly with one of America Online's core offerings, it could find that AOL, like Yahoo, begins to view Google as a more direct competitor.

    Microsoft has also dramatically increased the importance of building its own capability to offer search services of its own. The company has been showing a range of features that it hopes will make its MSN service more of a draw to Web users who rely on search engines as starting points for finding information and services on the Inter

  18. Unlimited attatchment size? by Ghoser777 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't imagine that emails with unlimted attachment size would be supported. I could send whole ISOs to myself and use Google's servers as my own personal free storage space otherwise. My guess (I didn't get much else from the CNet article), is that either there's going to be some type of traffic cap per day/week/month etc, some maximum size on attachments, or some other system put in place to curtail this. Otherwise, Google's probably going to be in a world of hurt when nefarious people decide to take advantage of the system.

    The sad thing is, the people who would exploit Google's offering will also be whining when the service has to be terminated or severely restricted because of their abusive behavior.

    As always, there's probably more to the story - time will tell.

    Matt Fahrenbacher

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  19. $2.00 a gigabyte? by weave · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The article says google estimates costs of storage at about two dollars a gigabyte. Woohoo if true. Maybe Apple will catch a clue and drop the price on their extra dot-mac storage costs. For a gigabyte, they charge $350 a year.

    Yup, heard that right.

    1. Re:$2.00 a gigabyte? by System.out.println() · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually.... .Mac doesn't offer a 1GB email package. The 1GB iDisk is what costs $350 (it's much more useful than 1GB of mail, still a ripoff though.) .Mac's 200MB mail costs $90/year, for the curious.

      source

  20. Obligatory BG/Simpsons post by y2imm · · Score: 2, Funny

    1GB? Why I remember when 640K was enough for any man. It was 19diggity-2. We had to call it diggity, cuz the Kaiser had stolen our word for twnety. Now then......

  21. Everyone should have their own domain name by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Bigger, more successful companies than google have been known to go out of business.

    I registered my first domain name after my ISP was down for a week and none of my clients could email me.

    If you have your own domain, and the hosting service tanks, you can sign up with a different host and have the DNS switched over in a couple days. But if your email address is at someone else's domain, you're out of luck if they go down.

    I'm glad I established my own domain when I did. I kept my old ISP even when I moved away, so I could get the odd email from people who didn't know my new one. One day, though, the national ISP that bought them out shut my old ISP down entirely, taking out the email addresses for a substantial portion of Santa Cruz, California's population.

    I think each individual person on the planet should have their own domain name.

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  22. searching email rocks by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Especially if you are subscribed to high volume, non-public mailing list which are relevant to your job. I used to run a person search engine from altavista and the ability to pull up info from the devel lists at works was invaluable. Then I upgraded to win2k and it no longer worked all the time, and finally I had to reinstall and the software refused to install (it had been brought in origionally with an upgrade from 98SE). I would love to be able to search email so easily again but I doubt my employer would allow me to sign up an outside email address to the internal lists that would make it most valuable =(

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  23. Joke? Or Not? by kill-hup · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If it is a joke, they went to the trouble of setting up a "Coming Soon" page.

    /me would be really surprised if this was for real...

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  24. Weighing it in.... by jaylee7877 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pros:
    Google speed
    Runs Linux!
    1gb free storage for all your old mails


    Cons: Your buddies can do a simple:
    http://www.google.com/search?q=john+smith+love+let ters
    to pull up all your old mushy emails to your ex-girlfriend :)

  25. It's no lie.... by mrpuffypants · · Score: 4, Informative

    Check it out:

    http://www.gmail.com/

    1. Re:It's no lie.... by mac-diddy · · Score: 5, Informative
      whois shows that the domain gmail.com was created back on Aug 13, 1995, which is actually before google.com domain was created (Sep 15, 1997).

      wayback has some listings for gmail.com, but it's been blocked with a Robots.txt. I wonder what the history of the gmail.com domain is and if someone made some cash selling it to google?

    2. Re:It's no lie.... by hawaiian717 · · Score: 5, Informative

      GMail used to be the free email service offered for fans of Garfield (the overweight lasanga-loving orange cat on the comics page). I notice that they now offer e-garfield.com emails instead.

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  26. I dunno by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't know that this is neccessarily a good idea. Do you really want a corporation holding 5, 10, 20+ years of your email? What if you're under investigation? All the sudden everything you've said over the past 20 years is very easily accessiable.

    "Well Mr. Jones, it seems as though you're awfully interested in increasing your penis size for some pre-teen lolitas.. What do you have to say for yourself?"

    1. Re:I dunno by bc90021 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How is this different than now? As of now, most people will have years' worth of email on their home computers.

      In fact, Google having it might be better - if word gets out that they're letting the government read people's email, they'll lose the audience for those ads they'll be selling.

      However, since no one is selling ads to Evolution on my deesktop, a search warrant doesn't kill marketing dollars for anyone.

    2. Re:I dunno by 1029 · · Score: 3, Funny


      "Well Mr. Jones, it seems as though you're awfully interested in increasing your penis size for some pre-teen lolitas.. What do you have to say for yourself?"


      Guilty as charged? I do love them pre-teen lolitas... oh wait a minute!

      Seriously though, if you are worried about email being evidence against you later down the road, DELETE IT! And if that isn't enough, what the hell are you doing sending sensitive info over non-encrypted email? I mean if it is that big of a deal, the evil gov't will just take your home email server and re-create the disks anyhow, so what is your point?

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  27. 1 gig? Meh..... :) by Clinoti · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Considering the size of things that people want to email to eachother and the limits imposed by most free email hosters, IANAHU (hotmail user) of 15megs(?) The Gig is probably an attempt to broach the market of the students, peers that do not have usb zip drives and want to store stuff temporarily online until their next access point. That is certainly a market I would want to capture, more so since now I can offer them customized searches, news, email and all without being obtrusive. It's like a one click interface for the Lan/Line Geek.

    One may also consider that if they are shelling out 1G of free storage, that the advertisers are going to foot the bills for the massive storage arrays. Think: Tagline: Goggle!

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  28. Re:http://gmail.com/ by kill-hup · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They must have had this idea for a while then:

    Registrant:
    Google Inc.
    (DOM-425410)
    2400 E. Bayshore Pkwy Mountain View
    CA
    94043 US

    Domain Name: gmail.com

    Created on..............: 1995-Aug-13.
    Expires on..............: 2006-Aug-12.
    Record last updated on..: 2004-Mar-31 16:50:22.

    Either that or NetSol's in on the joke...

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  29. Re:1GB limit makes warez heads like me cream my pa by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is quite easy to do, asuming the atticment size limit is 1mb, split iso's into 650 chunks and email them to yourself.
    Get your friends to sign up and forward the iso to everyone using CC.


    650 1 mb files? That's more work than paying for it. Let alone the fact that if you're CCing all your friends you're sending out 650mb * number of people - that's a lot of bandwith that adds up quickly and gets you noticed. I don't think any real warez group is going to be using this.

  30. Dear Google by Dethboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once a upon a time you used to be able to walk into a hamburger joint and find... well hamburgers. Now we have salads, chicken, ribs(?) and yes, hamburgers. But the hamburgers aren't as good as they used to be, and neither are the salads or chicken for that matter.

    Quit trying to be everything (think Yahoo) and stick to being the best search engine on the net or one day you will find yourself in the back room frying chicken and tossing salads and wondering WTF went wrong.

    1. Re:Dear Google by Dalcius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference here is that Google does not (as of yet) have a burning desire to add clutter. They're already searching images, newsgroups, news websites, the web, good deals (Froogle), and business locations. They make an IE toolbar for blocking popups and searching. I've seen a piece of searching hardware they sell. You can buy ads, too.

      Google is huge.

      And yet still, every piece of the puzzle is simple as can be. Google realizes that each piece is its own piece and should be used independantly of the others without sucking the user to a page he didn't intend to visit.

      What's the primary complain about computers second to "It doesn't work?" "It takes up so much time!" Who wants to visit a website which requires drudging through links, ads and banners to do what you want? People want a simple interface and want to get their task done.

      To illustrate the point: on Yahoo, you'll see distractions and clutter attempting to get you to spend more time at their website and use more of their utilities. Most people are annoyed by this. On Google, you won't find link upon link cluttering up the page trying to get you to go elsewhere. You won't find animated ads. You won't find banners. On the other hand, you WILL find what you need -- in a search or otherwise.

      Google shoots for a great user experience -- and users come back. Google focuses on quality of product, not quality of marketing.

      There's no reason that something this big can't be great. With the right management and the right motives, as Google has had on their very long journey thus far, this can work. These types of successes don't happen often, but Google is already a long way down that path and doesn't appear to be wandering off of it.

      Cheers

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  31. Google Adwords by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I am a little wary of Google Adwords. I read a post earlier on /. that foretold Google offering a gigabyte of storage on an e-mail service, and the post said that the reason it would be good business is because they could do adwords based on the content of the e-mail.

    I find this to be an invasion of my privacy. A personal letter with ads attached to it, based on the subject. If my girlfriend wrote a love letter, I could get an ad for roses. I would rather I just get regular ads. Sure, it may be what I want, but I don't want them to know what I'm thinking before they choose an ad for me.

    I have found Google Adwords to be really annoying at times on the plain old web search as well. Sure, they're not images, but some of them are really abnoxious - not too different from typing in the wrong URL is sometimes typing in the wrong search terms.

    1. Re:Google Adwords by Thanatopsis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok then - Don't use the service. How can your privacy be invaded if you don't use the service? It's not as those the Google MediaBot is reading your email. It's simply trying to present contextually relevant ads. Afraid of Google controlling you mind? Don't use the service. Jesus why bitch about a quantum leap in web based email because your "privacy is being invaded." All free email services invade your privacy.

    2. Re:Google Adwords by amRadioHed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just because the ad a mail provider shows you is related to words in your email doesn't mean they are "watching" you or invading your privacy in any way.

      Just because the ad a mail provider shows you is unrelated to words in your email doesn't mean they aren't "watching" you or invading your privacy in any way.

      Adwords by themselves imply nothing relating to personal privacy.

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  32. What's really interesting by Michalson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why 1GB of storage may dazzle, what I think could really be revolutionary is the possiblity of Google searching your email. Even with mail folders it's still easy to "lose" some piece of information you want to find later on. With 100 messages carrying the subject "re: meeting" its a pain to find (especially with webmail where each message requires a page load) the one that actually tells you when the meeting is.

  33. I killed your bunny and put it's head on a pike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

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    1. Re:I killed your bunny and put it's head on a pike by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Funny

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      Back from the grave it's evil Zomby bunny.

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    2. Re:I killed your bunny and put it's head on a pike by BollocksToThis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn you!

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  34. http://www.gmail.com/ by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Take a visit to http://www.gmail.com/ looks real to me...

    But then looking at the Whois

    Domain Name: GMAIL.COM
    Registrar: ALLDOMAINS.COM INC.
    Whois Server: whois.alldomains.com
    Referral URL: http://www.alldomains.com
    Name Server: NS2.ALLDOMAINS.COM
    Name Server: NS1.ALLDOMAINS.COM
    Name Server: NS3.ALLDOMAINS.COM
    Name Server: NS4.ALLDOMAINS.COM
    Name Server: NS5.ALLDOMAINS.COM
    Status: REGISTRAR-LOCK
    Updated Date: 25-mar-2004
    Creation Date: 13-aug-1995
    Expiration Date: 12-aug-2006

  35. Name for service by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shouldn't they call this Gig-gle?

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  36. 1 GB by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    1 GB ought to be good enough for anybody

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  37. Re:http://www.gmail.com/ Full NiC Record by Thanatopsis · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's owned by Google alright!
    Registrant:
    Google Inc.
    (DOM-425410)
    2400 E. Bayshore Pkwy Mountain View
    CA
    94043 US

    Domain Name: gmail.com

    Registrar Name: Alldomains.com
    Registrar Whois: whois.alldomains.com
    Registrar Homepage: http://www.alldomains.com

    Administrative Contact:
    DNS Admin
    (NIC-1467103)
    Google Inc.
    2400 E. Bayshore Pkwy Mountain View
    CA
    94043 US
    dns-admin@google.com +1.6503300100 Fax- +1.6506188571
    Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
    DNS Admin
    (NIC-1467103)
    Google Inc.
    2400 E. Bayshore Pkwy Mountain View
    CA
    94043 US
    dns-admin@google.com +1.6503300100 Fax- +1.6506188571

    Created on.: 1995-Aug-13.
    Expires on: 2006-Aug-12.
    Record last updated on..: 2004-Mar-31 16:50:22.

    Domain servers in listed order:

    NS1.GOOGLE.COM 216.239.32.10
    NS2.GOOGLE.COM 216.239.34.10
    NS3.GOOGLE.COM 216.239.36.10
    NS4.GOOGLE.COM 216.239.38.10

    Alldomains.com - The Leader in Corporate Domain Management

  38. Hold on... Where's the Gig Storage? by SeinJunkie · · Score: 2, Informative
    I'm sorry, but I don't see anywhere in the article where it says each account will have "1 GB per user." The only thing mentioning a GB is this line:
    One internal Google study put the operational cost of maintaining electronic mail storage at less than $2 per gigabyte.
    1. Re:Hold on... Where's the Gig Storage? by SeinJunkie · · Score: 2, Informative
      Nevermind, I guess it's only in the CNet article, along with the only reference to "Gmail."
      Hotmail presently offers 2MB of free e-mail storage. Yahoo offers 4MB. Gmail will dwarf those offerings with a 1GB storage limit.
  39. Look into my eyes by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 2, Funny
    [Spoken while making hypnotist hand gestures with a Bela Lugosi-like glare]
    You are going deeper, and deeper to sleep. Way down. With every breath that you take, deeper... deeper to sleep. You are asleep, way down, way, way down.

    You will set up a GMail account.

    You will use it for all your email.

    You will point all your current email accounts to it, and have them copy all their traffic to it.

    When we give you the opportunity, you will also upload all of your personal files for long term storage. All documents, archives, images, videos, spreadsheets, code, presentations, everything.

    You will encourage all of your friends and relatives to do likewise.

    You will zealously promote this as a Good Thing. Secure. Safe. Reliable. Trustworthy. Good.

    When I snap my fingers, you will immediately go out and do all of these things. You will feel great happiness and satisfaction. If you are male, you will have erections during about 80% of your waking hours for the next 12 months, as long as you are carrying out these tasks. If you are female, the sight of anyone you like or feel even slightly attracted to will give you a rush and make you wet, also during the next 12 months only as long as you carry out these tasks. People you like a lot will make you gush like a fountain. You will need to stock up on panty liners.

    [Snaps fingers, and you wake up]
  40. Re:What day is it launching on?-proof positive by way2trivial · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hell, look at googles own news release date

    http://www.google.com/press/pressrel/gmail.html

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  41. Publicly searchable email... by ender- · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One thing I think would be interesting is to enable each user to mark certain emails to enable them to be publicly searchable [munged addresses of course]. Something like that could potentially be a huge new resource.

    Ender-

  42. Beware too much data concentrated by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In addition, they want to offer their searching capabilities so that users can search through their entire set of e-mail, I guess forever.

    With all due respect to Google, and god knows they're one of the few companies that seems to get "it" right, what with uncluttered interfaces, unbiased services, and unobtrusive text ads -- Google also records the IP address along with the search terms of every search.

    Anytime you've Googled on "anime tentacle rape", "venereal disease STD symptom", "P2P download", "closeted gay", "arguments for atheism" or "overthrow government", Google has recorded your computer's IP address and has tried to set a cookie in your browser. To Google's credit, the search still works even if you don't accept the cookie; but Google is keeping the IP and search term log -- forever.

    After just a few hundred searches, you don't need to be a Kreskin to do a little data-mining and get a good idea of a user's interests, proclivities, and possible "deviancy" from his search terms.

    My fear then, is this: will you be the only one who can search through your database of email, "I guess forever"? Or will Google be able to search it too. Or even if they lock themselves out of search or reading your email directly, will Google, as they do now for web searches, keep a log of the searches you make on your own email?

    Again, you can tell a lot about someone if you have a list of all his Google searches, but you can probably learn even more and more immediate information if you have a list of his searches through his email.

    Remember the "Halloween X" email recently released, from Mike Anderer to SCO about Anderer's attempts to raise money on SCO's behalf? Imagine if Anderer had been searching for that email before -- or after -- the release of the "Halloween X" letter; I suspect you could learn even more juicy details by seeing what search terms he used?

    What if Richard Clarke and Condaleeza Rice has stored their emails in Google GMail? Of course, the government wouldn't store email in GMail -- but imagine if the people in analogous positions in your company did -- say the head of security and her deputies? Could Google learn much about your company's financial dealings from the search terms they used to review their mail?

    What if you stored and looked for emails regarding your company's Non-Disclosure Agreement or upcoming patent for some new technology? Could a competitor glean import information just from your search terms?

    If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, are you still answering "yes" to wanting to try out GMail for yourself?

    It's simple: too much information concentrated into any one set of hands -- even hands as apparently benign as Google's -- invites abuse or -- even if Google never bends to that temptation -- tempts others to steal that data.

    1. Re:Beware too much data concentrated by maelstrom · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Agreed, Google has already bent to Scientology, who knows what they'd let happen to your e-mail. Also check out the problems the Orkut service had with its terms of service. Google is a company no matter how well intentioned.

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    2. Re:Beware too much data concentrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Google also records the IP address along with the search terms of every search.

      That might be a good thing in the right hands. If I had access to Google's logs, the first thing I'd do is go back to 9/11 and look for WTC-related stuff before anything happened. Obviously there's a huge spike when the news got out, but who was doing screwy queries beforehand?

      It might reveal some interesting things.

    3. Re:Beware too much data concentrated by retto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it is true I'd assume it would have something to do with targeted ads based on searches. I could see it useful for google to see what kinds of searches are down in response to certain events. What terms do people use to get more information about breaking news, current events, or the TV show that is on now? IP addressing would help group it, but there are so many people on dial-up, wi-fi, public terminals, etc that the information would be worthless in most cases. Look at what the RIAA has to go through for a lawsuit. It would be far to expensive and require too much cooperation from too many sources to tie google searches to IP. Imagine how many people would drop their ISP and stop using google if it was revealed they were teaming up to send you junk mail based on your searches or alert your insurance company and significant other every time you search for 'STD.' If you hear that Google is going to start offering free email, and one of your first concerns is 'What if the NSA starts using it and it is hacked?' you need to relax more.

  43. Two words: Jayson Blair by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Printing hoaxes isn't beyond some Times journalists.

    1. Re:Two words: Jayson Blair by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 2, Informative

      They've really gone down hill, Blair or no Blair. For instance, the NYT's Judith Miller printed a lot of bogus information on Iraqi weapons of mass destruction prior to the war. Her sources appear to have been Iraqi ex-pat Ahmed Chalabi and defectors associated with him.

  44. Compression and Profit by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't see how they can ban binary attachments unless they ban all attachments. But you probably have the right idea. They could allocate each user 100 meg of raw storage, and simply call this the equivalent of 1G of compressed text. People could store non-text attachments, but would soon use up their quotas. They could also prevent people from using the system as a passive storage area by requiring that people actually send and receive mail.

    Still, 100 meg is a lot of storage for a free service. Yahoo used to offer 15, then decided they couldn't afford it. If it were anybody but Google, I'd dismiss the whole thing as another dotcom boondoggle. But Google has a talent for making money on services you wouldn't believe are profitable.

  45. Re:Spam Storage by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Send? I'd be more worried that this will *lead* to more spam.

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  46. Re:http://gmail.com/ by Thanatopsis · · Score: 2, Informative

    They bought the domain. I know the previous registrant.

  47. Pfffft! AOL had 40GB e-mail storage...in 1994! by JoeShmoe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's right AOL. Don't believe me? Here's how it worked. Anyone who grew up on AOL knows what I'm talking about.

    Each AOL account could have up to five screen names. Each screen name could have up to 550 e-mails* in their Inbox. Each e-mail could have a maximum file attachment of 15MB.

    So...15MB times 550 is 8GB times 5 is about 40GB. That's per account, and thanks to the various account generation/phishing tricks, it wasn't uncommon to have several AOL accounts at any one time.

    What did this mean? Well, it meant that AOL became one of the biggest warez havens in the blossoming Internet. And all with point and click easy, none of the file decoding nonsense of USENET.

    How did AOL do this? I have no idea...but there were entire groups of people uploading warez non-stop so they could forward the mails around. At some point AOL cracked wise and started nuking attachments that had been downloaded X times. But for many years, it was glorious. Imagine sending several GB of software to someone with a single click of a button.

    * actually you could have 550 in both Inbox, Outbox, and Read mail and various AOL tools helped you do this, bringing your capacity to a whopping 120GB.

    - JoeShmoe
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  48. I'm going to take a guess by KalvinB · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and assume they limit the maximum amount you can attach per e-mail. And using it as filestorage would require giving people your login and password.

    Unless you can anonymously browse other people's e-mail it's really not going to work. At best there would just be people advertising their accounts and people would have to manually (or submit a form) e-mail them a request.

    At any rate, any system that attempts to whore out Google will be public and no doubt Google will squish such accounts pretty quickly and have no trouble getting the authorities to act on it. I had free anonymous FTP for awhile but since I have an obscure IP (more warez people fish popular IP ranges and don't bother to go to a web-site to see the big giant ad) I only had to report a couple people to their ISP for attempting to store warez on it.

    I offer POP3 accounts with no storage limits but with a 15MB attachment limit and I expect e-mails to be pulled from the server. The idea of no storage limits is so that you don't go on vacation only to lose e-mails because your inbox got too full and so you can get large files back and forth easily. Not so you can use it as your own personal harddrive.

    I think Google is really overselling this service and once it's all debugged they'll most likely offer something a bit more sane.

    Or maybe their next goal is the best spam fighting engine on the planet and offering people insane amounts of space they'll never use is just a way to get people to drop everything else so they can start collecting more spam than AOL for analysis.

    Until MyDoom came out and Cox blocked incomming port 25 on top of the already blocked outgoing port 25 I was running a spam can for that very purpose: get all the spam you can where you don't care and then use the info to preemptively block spam from your real inboxes.

    Ben

    1. Re:I'm going to take a guess by Jahf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not if you can:

      a) have a system similar to FetchYahoo!, but limited to downloading headers only (or imap/pop3 access)

      and

      b) write a quick program to parse commands out of the headers.

      Heck ... you could even get real fun and encrypt the information with PGP and randomly use different headers for the request (no need for it to be in a displayed header) just to make it harder to determine a message as being a request.

      There are alot of holes left to fill for such a system, but it is possible. For instance, FetchYahoo only handles grabbing messages but messages are sent from the local system ... but a similar script could be written to send the file through the Google interface. If sending to another google address the send should be fairly automatic.

      If there is an attachment size limitation that can easily be fixed by sending multipart messages (ahhh, UUencode could make a comeback).

      Do I think the above is likely? No, Google is fairly savvy, but anything is possible.

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  49. Not a good idea by FlynnMP3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is no way I want my personal email forever in someone else's colocation storage site.. If the allure of having it there in the first place is taken away, then there isn't a point. Other than to abuse the 1gig storage limit.

    This idea needs a rethink. Even if it is true.

  50. Spam by Emperor_Alikar · · Score: 2, Funny

    So not only will Google put Spam in my legit mail, my Spam will have Spam? Odd.

  51. I love Google to bits, but... by judd · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ... their desire not to be evil notwithstanding, there is no way in hell that I'm leaving my email on a remote box in US jurisdiction, where it can be snooped, indexed, crunched and otherwise interfered with. Does the US have *any* privacy legislation for consumers? No, I thought not. Does the US pass on commercial information gained through espionage to US companies? Yes it does.

    Google search = providing me with other people's stuff. Google mail = potentially providing other people with my stuff.

    1. Re:I love Google to bits, but... by phatsharpie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you are worried about email privacy, why not encrypt all your emails using GPG or PGP? That way you should be able to use any ISP for your email needs without worrying about someone snooping your email.

      -B

  52. Re:You are forgetting something though. by RallyNick · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Readable text compresses well, but compressed text is hard to search, which they say you can do.

    Maybe not so. They don't read all the text on every search: they index it before it's saved and they search the index. That returns pointers to saved messages which are then decompressed if requested by the user.

  53. Re:http://gmail.com/ by ticklemeozmo · · Score: 2, Informative

    1995-08-13
    That seems a little fishy to me...

    among other things, Mickey Mantle died on that day at 63 in Dallas.
    http://www.nortexinfo.net/McDaniel/0813.htm

    However, it seems that www.google.com wasn't registered until 1997-Sep-15

    google.com
    Registrant:
    Google Inc.
    (DOM-258879)
    2400 E. Bayshore Pkwy
    Mountain View
    CA

    Created on..............: 1997-Sep-15.
    Expires on..............: 2011-Sep-14.
    Record last updated on..: 2003-Apr-07 10:42:46.
    94043 US


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  54. See also SpamCop by tepples · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's probably like SpamCop Mail. SpamCop Mail can download and filter e-mail from your existing account using POP3, IMAP, or WebDAV. Then it splits the ham from the spam and stores them in your folders. When you change ISPs, just set the service to POP your mail from your new ISP's mail server.

  55. Paranoia by femto · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Femto straps her/his tinfoil hat securely on before continuing...

    The following has no evidence to back it and is idle speculation.

    Could such moves lead to an attempt to shut down the distributed email system as we know it? Consider the following scenario:

    1. Set up generous mail services such as google's new mail service and hotmail.
    2. The majority of users register with these free email services.
    3. Set up a .mail domain for 'approved mail servers' only.
    4. The free mail services register in the .mail domain. The registration fee discourages users from running their own servers, driving them to the free services.
    5. The free mail services stop accepting email from outside the .mail domain. The majority of users don't care, as they are free mail account holders.
    6. Set major nodes in the Internet to block mail traffic from outside the .mail domain. Again, the majority don't care and the 'approved' free services go along with it as it drives more users their way.
    7. Make it a condition of being in the .mail domain that your database be available for searching. The remaining small email servers areeliminated. Noone hears (or cares about) their screams.
    8. All email is not stored in central, conveniently searchable, databases.

    Complete paranoia, but the cynic in me says 'what if'?

  56. to my dearest, p\/\/n3dj-00 by deathcloset · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would anyone be willing to posthumously open thier email history publicly?

    I mean, how cool would that be if 200 years from now anyone could look up your or anyone elses life in great historical detail.

    Historical letters are wonderful because they not only reflect the events of the time, but they show the lives of those who lived there.

    imagine that, billions of historical emails, searchable.

    Of course there may be an event or two you wish to take to the eternal recycle bin, but I'd leave in a couple that I think people of the future would prbably enjoy reading...probably.

    1. Re:to my dearest, p\/\/n3dj-00 by rokzy · · Score: 2, Funny

      why on Earth would I consider being dead and having people look at my private messages "cool" ?

  57. Read the Press Release - Something's Fishy by abenoboy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Gmail press release. Some quotes: "Email is Number One; "Heck, Yeah," Say Google Founders." "recalled Larry Page, Google co-founder and president, Products. "She kvetched about spending all her time filing messages"

    come on, kvetched? no other Google press releases have this kind of informality. So, this is either April Fool's, or something trying to _look_ like April Fool's.

  58. PISSED OF AT .MAC by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Does anyone else think that Apple's .Mac service should offer MORE than the 15MB limit, especially at $100 a year? I'd gladly pay that $100 every year for e-Mail, iDisk, iCal, et. al. to sync to it all, but give me a few gigs god damn it!

    Google is smart. Most people will not use all the space. Hard drives are cheat, and the 1 gig thing will PULL people away in droves. Especially if the only ads are the nice polite AdSence crap they have! Hotmail sucks without Mozilla and AdBlocker.

  59. Okay... time to stop reading Slashdot... by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I guess the April Fools jokes are starting in earnest now. I plan to not read Slashdot for the next two days. I hope that all of you who hate the editors' habit of repeating every April Fools joke they find (or worse yet, making up their own!) will join me.

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  60. Mail between Google accounts by billstewart · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hey, if it's only sending the data between Google email accounts, no problem - everything stays in the LAN / SAN networks instead of hitting the real Internet, or optionally just sends pointers to the original without duplicating it.

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  61. What about instant messages when an email arrives? by xutopia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know lots of Hotmail users enjoy that email they receive as soon as an email arrives. I'd love to see google have such a service as well. Without it lots of people will continue to use hotmail.

  62. just one request by dalutong · · Score: 4, Funny

    dear google,

    i love you. please listen.

    please allow for pop and imap connections to your new web mail.

    i love you baby, but you have to do this if you want to keep me.

    sincerely,

    your smiley face, :)

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  63. Lirpa Sloof by ishamael69 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you look at Google's press release on the matter, you will note it is dated April 1, 2004 UTC.

    All of their other press releases are simply dated, without the timezone...

    Hmmm.. That's odd. Wonder why?

  64. Slashdotted - Google Cache is here by billstewart · · Score: 5, Funny
    Just in case it gets /.ed, the google cache of the article is here....



    ok, I'll go mod myself down now....

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    1. Re:Slashdotted - Google Cache is here by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, no, the Google Cache is here, you linked to the original.

      Uhm... wait... a Google Press Release isn't in the Google Cache yet... who would have figured?

  65. lkml? by molo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I wonder what happens when people on the linux-kernel mailing list start using this service.
    > ls -sh linux-kernel
    182M linux-kernel
    > grep -i ^date linux-kernel | head -1
    Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2003 19:29:03 +0100
    > tail -300 linux-kernel | grep -i ^date
    Date: Thu, 01 Apr 2004 12:16:42 +1000
    You could fill up the 1GB archive in a matter of a year or two.

    -molo
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  66. 1000 GB == TB? by Dalcius · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must work for a hard drive manufacturer.

    Hehe.

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    1. Re:1000 GB == TB? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
      No, he's just using the correct measurement for the stated SI prefix (1000B = 1KB, 1000KB = 1MB), rather than the binary SI prefix (1024B = 1KiB, 1024KiB = 1MiB, etc).

      Posting anonymously for fear of mod retaliation from those who still think the sun revolves around the earth. :) If you still want to argue, please answer these questions:

      How many meters are in a kilometer?
      How many grams are in a kilogram?
      How many bytes are in a kilobyte?

    2. Re:1000 GB == TB? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      How many meters are in a kilometer?
      How many grams are in a kilogram?
      How many bytes are in a kilobyte?


      1000
      1000
      1024
    3. Re:1000 GB == TB? by B747SP · · Score: 4, Informative
      You must work for a hard drive manufacturer.

      Actually no, he's right. 1000Gb DOES == 1Tb. You probably have the decimal mutiples that hard drive manufacturers use mixed up with the binary multiples that everyone wishes they used. 1000 Gigabytes == 1 Terabyte. You're thinking of Mebibytes and Gibibytes. Try an RTFM here and here.

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    4. Re:1000 GB == TB? by dubl-u · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're thinking of Mebibytes and Gibibytes.

      Come clean; you're the guy who made up those terms, right? Because as far as I can tell, nobody else uses them. Except as very geeky punchlines, of course.

    5. Re:1000 GB == TB? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, you woke up a bibibibyte guy! :-O

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  67. Road to piracy? by almaon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1GB, that's a pretty hefty size. My concern is that such a wealth of storage is going to be abused by pirates.

    Those of you who are familar with AOL back in the early days found their large capacity email to be a haven for piracy. Large file attachments that once initially uploaded, could be forwarded and shared with hundreds of people in seconds, once recieved, it could be forwarded again to yet even more people. All without the delay of re-uploading, nor even having to download the complete file.

    I hope that Google has something up their sleave to preemptively nullify this problem before it starts. I used to make entertainment software for PC's and eventually had to disolve the S-Corp due to dwindling sales lost to piracy. The above mentioned method the result of...

    Possible solutions would be to limit the size of attachments. Possible disallow forwarding attachments greater than 50MB. Dunno, just hope this is just paranoia talking and not an omen commanded by my Rice Krispies.

  68. All I have to say is... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Funny

    Werd!

    Seriously though, I'm sure that an explosion in piracy would cause Google to require a SSN, Driver's License number, thumbprint and a blood sample to set up an account.

    LK

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  69. feedback into search: purified pagerank by phossie · · Score: 2, Interesting


    here's another possibility:

    every time somebody emails somebody else an URL - at the moment - they do it for a reason. and if my experience is even close to typical, this happens often. if a thread results, something was interesting. if the thread is related to the content at the URL (which google will have, one way or another), then chances are the content was interesting.

    this could be a *very* good way to slow down people trying to "optimize" for pagerank. it would also allow google to be on top of memes travelling through personal networks, and react accordingly in realtime.

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  70. Is this email from Yahoo related? by foxlakeawp · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wonder if this is related? Today I got this in my yahoo mailbox: Dear Yahoo! Mail User, We've made changes to your Yahoo! Mail account -- we've upgraded your email storage quota to 25MB, at no cost to you. As a loyal Yahoo! Mail user, you've been randomly selected to receive this free benefit effective March 31, 2004. You'll also be able to attach up to 10 files to an outgoing email message (increased from 3); and your outgoing message size can be up to 10MB (increased from 3MB). It's just our way of saying thanks!

  71. Re:Nothing about spam control? by LocoSpitz · · Score: 2, Funny

    It specifically address spam in the third bullet point: "And it turns annoying spam e-mail messages into the equivalent of canned meat."

  72. 1Gb for what ? by jdifool · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Giving away 1Gb is, as previously said, the perfect way to attract warez, and affiliated nasty stuff.

    I get 100Mb available on my very french provider, I've been using this address for five years, and I'm still at 30% of the total capacity.

    Binary attachments, furthermore, are rarely re-used over time, and only constitute evidence against you in court... :)

    Tip : when you visit pr0n, or any kind of sensitive contente / untrusted source, just use another email address previously registered only for that specific use. So far, only 2 spams a week on my normal mail : and this is only because I began to work (ah... the basement.).

    Regards,
    jdif

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  73. Re:http://gmail.com/ by doowy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That doesn't mean google registered it in 1995. Take a look at the wayback machine, there have been pages there in the past. Particularly a webmail provider in 96.

    Also, searching the web (using google of course) turns up lots of pervious remnents.

    Here it is for sale. This is probably who google bought it from - umm, probably last week (but who knows).

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  74. Re:Pfffft! AOL had 40GB e-mail storage...in 1994! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So...15MB times 550 is 8GB times 5 is about 40GB. That's per account, and thanks to the various account generation/phishing tricks, it wasn't uncommon to have several AOL accounts at any one time.

    So that explains why warez releases are always broken up into 15MB RAR or ZIP files.

  75. Keepers of All Knowledge! by TheVidiot · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our Google overlords.

  76. Now I know where old hard drives go... by AetherBurner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I know where all the old 5 MB IBM full-size 5 1/4" HD's went when the 3 1/2" size came out.

  77. Holy Jebus by iswm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How do they plan to get that much space.. We're talking 47.6837158 petabytes after they get 50 million users. 50 million is a bit high, but who wouldn't want to take advantage of this? You also have to account for people who sign up for more than one account if it's possible to do so.

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  78. Well there is a real difference by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Between consumer storage and enterprise storage. Our users always bitch about their UNIX quotas. 100MB unless a professor oks more up to 500MB, more that that requires clearence from one of the department heads or associates. They ask as you do, why if hard drives are so cheap don't we give more storage?

    Because when you implement a consumer level storage solution, the drive is your entire cost. You buy it, store data, and our happy. That's not the case with our UNIX storage. First, it is Sun hardware so more expensive anyhow. Second, it is all SCSI RAID-5 with a hot spare, more expensive disks and 2 of them wasted space. Finally, it's all backed up. Nightly, tapes rotated weekly, with monthly trips to a secure offsite vault.

    It's not so cheap to implement sotrage of that level. To expand it requires not getting another disk, but getting more disks, hardware to hold those disks, a tape backup unit capable of backing up ALL the storage in one shot, tapes to hold those backups, and space in the storage facility (we actually get that last one for free).

    We don't just get to drive to CompUSA, drop $200 and boost the disk space. It takes thousands of dollars, not to mention staff time spent planning and implementing the changeover to result in no loss of service or data. Because of this, it is expected that when we put a solution into place, it will last a number of years. We are currently upgrading it, but that'll be the last time for a minimum of 3 years.

    There are compenstaions though. Users expect, correctly, that if they accidently delete a file, we will be able to recover a copy only 1 day old. They expect that if a disk fails, there will be no interruption to their work. They expect that even if the building were destroyed, their data would survive. This is all correct, but all expensive.

    This is also what is offered by most online webhosts and the like. They aren't whacking single IDE drives in their servers and hoping that they survive. They run some kind of RAID setup with regular backups. That costs a good deal more money.

    There is also the problem that high storage most often infers high bandwidth. For a long time I had about 5MB stored on my website. Not supprisingly, I used less than 500MB/month. I then had more to store, and now use about 500MB. If I provided only my website to transfer the files, I'd exceed my 21GB/month quota, I have two other servers that combined tend to do around 30GB/month. What I offer would be considered low demand files (OGG soundtracks for the old iD (Doom/Doom2) and Raven (Heretic/Hexen) games.

    Bandwidth is expensive, and companies need to turn a profit. They also don't want to risk lawsuits over lost data.

    1. Re:Well there is a real difference by farghen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On the other hand, using regular PCs is what google does well. They don't rely on such expensive hardware, but redundant cheaper hardware. I wouldn't put it past google to do this cheaper than you might think possible

  79. Shh.. by dilby · · Score: 3, Funny

    don't tell anyone taht way hotmail and yahoo will announce increases in their storage limits ;>

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  80. Take a close look at the press release... by megalogeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Today is March 31st. The PR is dated April 1st. You do the math.

  81. 1024 Megabytes of Email? by Aldurn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm currently doing my time as a tech support person, and as such, we sometimes get more... interesting... customers.

    Case in point: we got a guy calling up having trouble sending email. He said he kept getting a bounce message. The message really didn't make sense, so we got his username and went to talk to the email sysadmins.

    Turns out the recipient server was choking, because the user had sent a 700(!) Megabyte attachment! So we cleared the message out of the queue, and let it be.

    Half an hour later, the user calls up again, saying he got another bounce message. Back to the sysadmins for a closer inspection of the mail server.

    Turns out that what was REALLY happening was the mail server was TIMING OUT after 700 Megs, and the message he was really trying to send was 1.4 GIGAbytes!

    We repremanded the user, cleared out the queue, and sent him on his way.

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  82. privacy? by r5t8i6y3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i wouldn't touch this service with a 10-foot pole given google's lack of a serious privacy policy. i didn't notice any statement regarding privacy in the announcement. but the privacy policy for the whole site includes, "Google may decide to change this Privacy Policy from time to time." also, do you know what google *really* does with those cookies?

    talk about a profiler's goldmine. don't tell me any of you believe google (a for-profit company) wouldn't scan every last email for "marketing" reasons?

    peace

  83. What is going on here... by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of two situations are true... I'm just not sure which:

    A: This is Google's April Fool's prank that they'll fully put on display tomorrow, and somehow a ton of media outlets including the NY Times, Reuters, Forbes, Wired News, ZDNet, and Slashdot have all fallen for it hook line and sinker.

    =or=

    B: Google's really going through with this...

  84. Streamload does this by sideshow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My sister downloads 20GB of anime a month using these guys.

    http://www.streamload.com

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    1. Re:Streamload does this by SlimFastForYou · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean theres a living, breathing watcher of anime who is female? My prayers are answered! Praise Allah!

    2. Re:Streamload does this by adpowers · · Score: 3, Funny

      A few weeks ago I met some fellow high school girls (from my very school, no less) that watched Anime. Well, I had seen them before, but I didn't know they were Anime fans since they don't run around wearing Gundam t-shirts. Anyway, they were discussing quirks of Japanese culture and the prevalence of tentacles.

    3. Re:Streamload does this by adpowers · · Score: 2, Funny

      I met some fellow high school girls

      Whoa, should have previewed that more carefully. To be more clear: I met some fellow high schoolers who were girls...

    4. Re:Streamload does this by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I had seen them before, but I didn't know they were Anime fans since they don't run around wearing Gundam t-shirts. Anyway, they were discussing quirks of Japanese culture and the prevalence of tentacles.

      And you say this posting on April 1st? :-)

  85. this is an april fools joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    this is an april fools joke, falls right into the pigeon cluster one they did a few years back.

    note the similarities of the writing on both pages.

  86. Can you say... by Mixel · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... APRIL FOOL?

  87. Not all they're cracked up to be by ChrisBrown1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have a short one cbrown at (an EXCEPTIONALLY well known domain). Through some fluke, I NEVER gave that email address to anyone for use or posted it anywhere. I now get 300+ spams per day to it with ~15 per day getting through the spam filter. ALL phonebook spam. Granted, Google plans to do a better job of spam filtering, but that's yet to be seen.

  88. How to alienate mainstream media just before IPO by waimate · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Here's the funny bit -- the mainstream media has picked this up and started running with it, but have neglected to include the bits that make it clear to the technically informed that this is a joke.

    So the mainstream press have fallen for it. Ha ha, it is to laugh. Problem is, when Google does eventually IPO, they're gonna be looking for favorable coverage from those same media outlets they made look like gooses. I wonder if the individuals in those media organizations will remember how Google made them look stoopid.

    Not quite so clever. Also, Google News has picked up this story itself, linking to the mainstream stories that don't include the tip-offs that its a joke.

    Thus it has become a self-replicating disinformation virus, quite disconnected from the original "joke" press-release.

  89. You are all individuals... by brlancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google: "You are all individuals."
    Slashdot: "We are all individuals. Now, about a gig of email."
    Google: "It's just a joke. April's Fools? It's April, you're fools."
    Slashdot: "I do not think you have properly examined all the possible avenues for abuse--"
    Google: "IT'S A JOKE. IT'S A FUCKING JOKE. DO YOU NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?"
    Slashdot: "--where someone can use this tremendous amount of space for genera file storage in an attempt--"
    Google: "Joke. Wokka wokka? Hey, look, SCO is threatening IP litigation!"
    Slashdot: "--to,WHAT? Where? Quickly, man your posts..."

    --
    Someone asked if I had patched against MSBlast; I said yes, I installed Linux.
  90. History of Google April Fool's jokes by NiKnight3 · · Score: 5, Informative

    2000 - MentalPlex
    http://www.google.com/mentalplex/

    2002 - PigeonRank
    http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html

    [shrug] It sounds like a Google AF joke to me, but it seems like it'd be a bad idea for Google to mock free e-mail when it would be a good idea for Google to get into that (even if it wasn't a gig worth of space). If it's a joke, then it's almost like they're saying, "Haha, free e-mail. Riiiiiiiiight."

    As far as bandwidth and space are concerned, think about it... they have 4 billion web pages cached. How big's a web page? 4 KB? Not even including images, that's a lot of hard drive space. And bandwidth goes without saying.

    Of course, they probably want attention. They got it. But Google gets attention for pretty much anything.

  91. I'd shut up if I were you by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did I say this was all I did? Hell no. This is a minor thing. We've talked about how we want to do it, gotten quotes, and are now ordering hardware. Of coure while with was going on we were still busy doing other things from setting up new systems to making sure the chip fab is working to the every day hand-holding.

    Oh, and take a real quick guess as to what we are implementing as our new disk solution. Hint: It has three letters and rhymes with LAN.

    Get off your high horse (and get an account, you high and might AC trolls are just dumb) and get a clue. That I mentioned that staff time is one of the costs of an enterprise storage upgrade (it is) does not imply that the staff spends all their time on it. However time I spend on that is time I do not spend rebuilding a system, configuring a sniffer to catch the latest virus, or explaining to a user for the 50th time why not to open an unknown attachment. It is not the major cost of the storage upgrade, but it IS a cost.

    By the way, I'm the Windows guy mostly. However storage effects the Windows side too and I'm not such a one-sided tech guy that I also don't understand and work on the UNIX side as well. I simply mention our UNIX storage since it is the reliable part. The storage on the Windows servers is not as reliable. It's RAID 5, but not backed up. The UNIX storage is mapped on Windows domain accounts and users are instructed to use it for important storage.

    This would be because our implementation is old, probably older than your company. Our univeristy got in on this shit a LONG time ago. We had a network (albeit a shitty one) when ethernet wasn't even a draft. It used to be UNIX or fuck off in terms of deparment provided systems. There is still a legacy there. We now have extensive Windows support (about 3:1 Windows:UNIX systems) but the reliable big iron remains the UNIX servers. We have, as of yet, not moved to a SAN. Being a university department and therefore of limited funds shapes this as well.

    Oh, and it's not like the UNIX system in question just holds disks. It also runs several apps that are too heavy for our Sunblade or shell servers to handle. This isn't a little Ultra-5 with an array attached, it's the heavy duty mini-computer.

  92. What I'd like to know.... by telstar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do Slashdot subscribers get their April Fools content on March 31st?

  93. Google's previous April Fools jokes by jesser · · Score: 2, Interesting
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    The shareholder is always right.
  94. CNN has it on their front page! by miro2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They already have "industry analysts" (the guys in the next cubicle) quoted

  95. Re:Pfffft! AOL had 40GB e-mail storage...in 1994! by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I didn't have aol very much but a lot of people I knew did and I had heard about the rampant warez trading. I remember once being at a friend's house who had AOL and I wanted to mess around with it, we joined a couple of chat rooms and stuff, and I was like, I wonder if there's a huge private chatroom called "warez"? So I typed in warez and tried to join a chat, and was in the room for all of 2 seconds before I was kicked out of the room and the computer disconnected. When my friend went to reconnect it wouldn't let him, and it cited TOS violations as the reason. He had no idea what warez meant, but he thought it was hilarious that I got him locked out of his AOL account for abusing the system within seconds by typing a single word.

  96. Web Alerts Integration? by manmanic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm pretty sure this is a joke (the PR's a giveaway). But I also wouldn't be surprised if Google are releasing something related to email shortly at local.google.com. This would make sense given their recent release of email-based information services such as the Web Alerts (a poorer cousin of Google Alert) which followed their previous News Alerts. Maybe a central location for managing Google-based email notifications?

  97. april fools is the best day! by Urgo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lol I love april fools day. For a list of other sites pulling april fools jokes check out:

    http://www.urgo.org/aprilfools.html

    Heres the list so far:

    www.urgo.org
    mrtwig.net
    southparkx.net
    www.suprnova.org
    www.cowsponge.com
    Google

    --
    Belive in Technology and AMAZE yourself. -- RIP ZDTV/TechTV
  98. Google's ACTUAL April Fools Joke... by Ulky · · Score: 3, Informative

    An excellent looking Job Oppurtunity!

  99. Google is having problems. :( by stfvon007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We seem to have slashdotted google. Im getting wierd errors whenever I try to search for anything. Check it out for yourself. http://www.google.com

    --
    All misspellings and grammatical errors in the above post are intentional and part of my artistic expression.
  100. Email from google by stfvon007 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well using the only e-mail address I could find on the site I e-mailed google to ask them if it was an April fools joke. So far this is all I got back:

    Hello,

    Thank you for your feedback. Gmail uses completely automated
    technology to give you search in your inbox, highly relevant ads, and
    other useful information. Your comments will help us make improvements
    to our email service and policies as Gmail evolves over the next
    several months from a limited testing period to wider availability.

    Sincerely,

    The Gmail Team

    --
    All misspellings and grammatical errors in the above post are intentional and part of my artistic expression.
  101. GMail's Ts and Cs by lxt · · Score: 3, Informative

    Intersting Terms and Conditions from the gmail.com info page:

    Gmail Program Policies

    To uphold the quality and reputation of Google Gmail, your use of Gmail is subject to these program policies. If you are found to be in violation of our policies at any time, as determined by Google in its sole discretion, we may warn you or suspend or terminate your account.

    Please note that we may change our policies at any time, and pursuant to our Terms of Use, it is your responsibility to keep up-to-date with and adhere to the policies posted here.

    Prohibited Actions

    In addition to (and/or as some examples of) the violations described in Section 3 of the Terms of Use, users may not:
    Generate or facilitate unsolicited commercial email ("spam"). Such activity includes, but is not limited to

    sending email in violation of the CAN-SPAM Act or any other applicable anti-spam law
    imitating or impersonating another person or his, her or its email address, or creating false accounts for the purpose of sending spam
    data mining any web property (including Google) to find email addresses
    sending unauthorized mail via open, third-party servers
    sending emails to users who have requested to be removed from a mailing list
    selling, exchanging or distributing to a third party the email addresses of any person without such person's knowing and continued consent to such disclosure
    sending unsolicited emails to significant numbers of email addresses belonging to individuals and/or entities with whom you have no preexisting relationship

    Send, upload, distribute or disseminate or offer to do the same with respect to any unlawful, defamatory, harassing, abusive, fraudulent, infringing, obscene, or otherwise objectionable content
    Intentionally distribute viruses, worms, defects, Trojan horses, corrupted files, hoaxes, or any other items of a destructive or deceptive nature
    Conduct or forward pyramid schemes and the like
    Transmit content that may be harmful to minors
    Impersonate another person (via the use of an email address or otherwise) or otherwise misrepresent yourself or the source of any email
    Illegally transmit another's intellectual property or other proprietary information without such owner's or licensor's permission
    Use Gmail to violate the legal rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of others
    Promote or encourage illegal activity
    Interfere with other Gmail users' enjoyment of the Service
    Create multiple user accounts or create user accounts by automated means or under false or fraudulent pretenses
    Modify, adapt, translate, or reverse engineer any portion of the Gmail Service
    Remove any copyright, trademark or other proprietary rights notices contained in or on the Gmail Service
    Reformat or frame any portion of the web pages that are part of the Gmail Service
    Use the Gmail Service in connection with illegal peer-to-peer file sharing

    Security
    You must promptly notify Google of any breach of security related to the Services, including but not limited to unauthorized use of your password or account. To help ensure the security of your password or account, please sign out from your account at the end of each session.

    Account Inactivity

    Google will terminate your account in accordance with Section 9 of the Terms of Use if you fail to login to your account for a period of nine months

  102. Today's REAL April Fool's joke: by shunterman · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think Gmail might be real. Because this is clearly Google's joke for today:

    http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html

    Heh. "Massively parallel lava lamps".

    --
    "Don't bother me with that pocket calculator stuff" - Deep Thought
  103. Google's actual April Fool's Joke. by Tatarize · · Score: 2, Insightful
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    It is no longer uncommon to be uncommon.
  104. This doesn't seem like a joke by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Informative

    They have a detailed FAQ about it, registered gmail.google.com and even international domains like www.gmail.se (even if it's not even mentioned by Google officially yet), professional terms of use documents, etc. The news about Gmail is also said to have been published by Cnet back in March.

    They might have used this special date to gain extra PR from the confusion about it, however I doubt it's a joke.

    --
    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
  105. look at the Ads on the right by kiddailey · · Score: 2, Funny


    Forget that. What's funnier still is that they actually placed an ad for the lunar job in the adsense ads panel on the right! lol

  106. How they could do a gigabyte per user by weave · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If this is not an April Fool's joke, then technically the way they could achieve a gig per user is to have it be effectively a gig, but not physically.

    Look at all of the email that is duplicated, especially spam and mailing lists. Store one copy, hash it to a unique key somehow, and only store the key in the user's mail directory.

    This same technology could be used to detect and eliminate spam -- even if spammers randomly generate bits of the message. The report spam button will generate a case history of spam patterns and deal with it. Idiots, of course, report spam falsely, so a reputation index can be learned through past behavior to weight the legitimacy of the reports and to minimize abuse.

    I think it's real. Let's see. I'm going to be co-workers real money it's real, so it better be!

  107. This must be real, because here's this year's hoax by DaveTheTriffids · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Google is recruiting engineers for a research facility called GCHEESE due to open on the moon in 2007, according to the company's recruitment pages. Surely they wouldn't run TWO April Fools in one year?

  108. Microsoft to offer 1TB by frs_rbl · · Score: 2, Funny
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    This is not my opinion. Actually, it's not even an opinion. And I'm nowhere to be seen near it
  109. Re:What about instant messages when an email arriv by WebGangsta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Piece of cake -- incorporate that into the Google toolbar that everyone has already downloaded. (unless Yahoo's toolbar has a pending patent on the concept, in which case you're on your own)

  110. Re:Exactly! by Alzheimers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Me, 20 years ago:
    "Shit, if this HD floppy can really put 1.44 MB of info on a single disk, storage space won't mean shit in 6-9 months."

    Me, 10 years ago:
    "Shit, if this Zip disk can really put 100MB of info on a single disk, storage space won't mean shit in 6-9 months."

    Me, 5 years ago:
    "Shit, if this CD-RW can really put 650MB of info on a single disk, storage space won't mean shit in 6-9 months."

    Me, 1 year ago:
    "Shit, if this DVD-RW can really put 4.9GB of info on a single disk, storage space won't mean shit in 6-9 months."

  111. Bad sign by superultra · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it a bad sign when the really good ideas are hoaxes?

  112. Moogle.com by Flave · · Score: 2, Informative

    To those suggesting that they should have called it Moogle:

    Registrant
    Domain Deluxe
    GPO 7628
    Central,
    HK

    Registrar..: IARegistry.com (http://www.iaregistry.com)
    MOOGLE.COM
    Created on..............: 05-May-2001
    Expires on..............: 05-May-2004

    Administrative Contact:
    Deluxe, Domain sales1@domaindeluxe.com
    Domain Deluxe
    GPO 7628
    Central, HK
    +852.9102.8527
    Technical Contact:
    Deluxe, Domain sales1@domaindeluxe.com
    Domain Deluxe
    GPO 7628
    Central, HK
    +852.9102.8527

    Name servers for this domain:

    NS1.BLACKCAB.COM 64.40.99.7
    NS2.BLACKCAB.COM 64.40.102.7

  113. I need this why? by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have 3 gigs with my hosting plan, and I can create mailboxes to fill that space, and includes webmail. I have 90 gigs on my computer, and can archive my emails. I have grep to search through said archive for patterns. I have a CD burner, and therefore have unlimited backup for my email. Oh, and my hosting plan includes spamassassin and I use Apple's Mail, which together have caused one false positive in a year of using this combination, with probably a million disgusting spams kept from my sight.

    Remind me again, why do I need 1GB of space that puts my personal correspondence in the hands of a corporation, subject to archival and advertising?

    --
    I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
  114. CNN Reports that this is real by DDumitru · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apparently, this is not an April Fools joke, although

    http://money.cnn.com/2004/04/01/technology/googl e_ email/index.htm?cnn=yes

    Quoting:

    " But Jonathan Rosenberg, vice president of the products group at Google, said the Gmail announcement was legitimate. He did concede that the company did get caught up in the spirit of April Fool's Day in its press release. "

  115. Not a joke by Pascal666 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rosenberg says this is not a joke. The lunar jobs were the joke.