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New Online Advertising Model Riles Journalists

Wynken de Word writes "A new online advertising model linking commercial messages to individual words of editorial content aims 'to tap one of the last ad-free frontiers of the Internet -- the text of articles and message boards -- in what [company backers] bill as the ultimate contextual advertising play' according to this article at Ad Age, a leading advertising industry magazine. On the other hand, the article notes: 'If it looks like a pop-up, feels like a pop-up or interrupts like a pop-up, we might as well just assume consumers will outright hate and reject the format,' said Pete Blackshaw, chief marketing officer of Intelliseek, a Cincinnati research firm that tracks online consumer buzz."

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  1. Pfft. by Liselle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is what happens when you look at a successful advertising model, like google's AdWords, and learn the wrong lesson from it. Although I'd be willing to bet that someone sufficiently brain-addled will see "24x more clickthroughs than banner ads!" and think the idea is the best thing since the discovery of fire. Get your ads out of my content!

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    1. Re:Pfft. by Megane · · Score: 1

      And with my limited experience with Google Ads being put on webboard pages, sometimes the results are less than perfect. They can even be amusing.

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    2. Re:Pfft. by blowdart · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's not exactly new either, I've been seeing it for the past 6 months on places like neowin (who dropped it after a few months) and a few developer sites.

      It sucked badly as it slowed page loads down while it scaned through the page looking for the keywords to highlight.

    3. Re:Pfft. by kahei · · Score: 1, Funny

      There are four boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo.

      And popup.

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    4. Re:Pfft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Personally I like the idea of directed advertizing. I am sick and tired of having to sit through comercials for things I already have, or have no need or interest in buying; like cars (i just bought one), cleaning products (the ones I have work fine), and tampoons (I'm male). I would love to see ads for things like computers, electronics, and other gadets. And not the dumbed down versions they show to the masses that have cpu's flying over the screen or telling me I can have a telly conference from the colleseum.

    5. Re:Pfft. by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      I was browsing through a CVS repository on Sourceforge and got adverts for services relating to "CVs" (curricula vitae, like resumes).

    6. Re:Pfft. by Craig+Nagy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Get your ads out of my content!

      It's not your content.

    7. Re:Pfft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest © 1997-2004 OSDN

    8. Re:Pfft. by Morris+Thorpe · · Score: 1

      Get your ads out of my content!

      You gotta be joking. It's not your content....unless you're willing to pay for it (and even then it's not yours.)

      We have two choices:
      1- Subscribe.
      2- View ads.

      Number 1 is not a good model for the Net unless you have content that's unique and targeted for a special few.
      So we're left with ads.
      I kow there are some sites doing ad (and revenue)-free journalism. Thing is...you can't do that on most stories. (disclaimer: I speak in generalities so please don't point out indiviudal cases such as Elena's trip to Chernobyl.)

      On the other hand, I am a journalist and I would refuse to have my work become part of an ad.

      There has to be a compromise. News providers can not become ad whores but - consumers can't be ad prudes!

      As I've said before, good information is not free.

    9. Re:Pfft. by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      I saw that "24 times the rate of banners" nonsense. They also said they just roled it out today, so I would like to see what their response rate is after a week of joe user wising up.

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    10. Re:Pfft. by Archfeld · · Score: 1

      Sorry I pay for NET ACCESS, talk to my GREEDY A$$ net provider. They get 50$ a month to sit on their colons and collect for other people's content. TV worked it out somehow, so the ISP and content providers on the net better figure somthing out. I have ABSOLUTLEY HAD it with micro-payments nickle and diming me to death and I've canceled ALL SUCH arrangements, this place included. If cable TV and the networks can manage to make it using a NON FEEDBACK advertising model then the NET had better figure it out or just perish. As for AD words and such that takes some Browser Helper or the page provider coding all the links, NO 3rd party installs on this browser, no ad words, NO POPUPS, NO cookies NOT FROM the originating DOMAIN, no cross domain data refresh, NO STORED DATA...

      BTW NEWS PROVIDERS ARE AD WHORES Morris, owned by the same companies and providing an 'approved' view of things both video and byline. If it wasn't so then maybe we'd see some unique words in any publications, instead of someone elses interpretation of an API by-line, or even more common, just the by-line and some local author taking credit...not implying anything about you personally mind you.

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    11. Re:Pfft. by perlchild · · Score: 1
      News providers can not become ad whores but - consumers can't be ad prudes!
      The pessimist in me says news distributors(to seperate the content producer from the one that gets it to my eyeballs) already are a bit ad-happy. The optimist in me says as a publisher they'd refuse ad dollars if it would compromise journalistic integrity.
      Idealistic of me isn't it?

      As for consumers, consumers are ad-overloaded. No matter which argument is put out to get ads on this or that format, in this or that medium, they don't have more money to spend, so it's diminishing returns for advertisers, they need to take a sabbatical...
      On the other hand, I am a journalist and I would refuse to have my work become part of an ad.
      And by sharing the same half-page with an ad your work is somehow free from ad-influence? Ads are mixed in with content so the two will blend in in the consumer's mind... If not, you'd put the ads at the end of the magazine(some trade publications do put most of their ads there, I skip the ones blended in with the content, and most of the articles... knowing some of the publications don't share my opinion: "if you ain't saying more bad things than good things about something, it ain't a critical review" but that's not entirely germane: I wonder why I still get some of those publications...)

      I think the main reason subscription models don't work is that the customer knows for certain only that he'll be paying, there are no guarantees he'll be entertained by what is provided... Or exactly how many articles/content will be on-target, useful, etc... Most subscriptions revolve around daily production of new material, but how many producers can provide the same quality each and every day, day after day, regularly? The more specialised the field, the less such people exist. The more specialised the field, the more valuable such content might be(rarity and usability).

      You're right, good information isn't free, but consumer protection for information consumers lags way back behind product consumers... And that doesn't help content providers right now, they have to establish their bona fides before people will pay in advance(subscription), and the ad-base d model has a few problems, first of which is that use/benefit from content doesn't translate to the ad provider except in extreme cases.
    12. Re:Pfft. by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Dunno... Kinda makes sense, if you're using a CVS, you're an IT type and therefore you've likely have been or are about to be laid off and could use some help sprucing up your resume:)

  2. Microsoft ads by onyxruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean were going to start seeing a lot more ads from Microsoft here on slashdot?

    1. Re:Microsoft ads by Liselle · · Score: 4, Funny

      I predict sales of the British classic Beowulf will increase by epic proportions. (Do I get bonus points for the pun?)

      Speculation about where "M$" points to?

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    2. Re:Microsoft ads by heironymouscoward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe Microsoft recently stated that their goal was to ensure that everyone saw at least one Microsoft ad when they surfed.

      It's just funny to see .NET ads on Linux websites.

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    3. Re:Microsoft ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's even funnier to see "Linux TCO > Windows TCO" ads on Linux sites.

    4. Re:Microsoft ads by jpetts · · Score: 1

      I predict sales of the British classic Beowulf will increase by epic proportions.

      Hmmm, that's odd: I thought Beowulf was a Saxon poem, not British at all.

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    5. Re:Microsoft ads by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. For that we'd all have to start spelling it correctly.

  3. Hasn't this been done? by Caeda · · Score: 1

    Does any else rememeber the stupid text highlighting popup tosser that used to install along with things like gator? It used to highlight words in anything you read on the computer, making them hyperlinks to advertisements related to the words...

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    1. Re:Hasn't this been done? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A story with similarly irritating links was posted on Slashdot the other week - and it was on a linux-related site too.

      The advertisers seem to think the only way we'll notice the adverts is for them to annoy the hell out of us. Yes, we'll notice them, but what are we going to think of them?

      I thought that image was very important for businesses - I think one of the reasons Google has been so successful, and therefore its advertising, is that people have decided you can trust it. If I see a simple, nicely worded advertisment that doesn't leap out at me (or crawl across the page) and which is actually relevant to whatever I'm reading, I'm going to think more highly of the company paying for it - even if I don't actually click on the link.

      Newspaper advertisments, billboards and suchlike don't rely on clickthroughs - they rely on projecting an image of a company. If that image is one of extreme aggravation, then you're not going to think much of them or their products...

    2. Re:Hasn't this been done? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it sounds very similar to the old Adequacy.org journalist style.

    3. Re:Hasn't this been done? by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Ezula Toptext.

      One of the early painintheass piggyback-install programs that would spontaneously reinstall... I fought long and hard to keep it off the machines at work. It seemed to migrate toward any new machine in the hands of a Kazaa user.

  4. ads by psycht · · Score: 1, Funny

    If it looks like an ad, feels like an ad, or smells like an ad...

    I won't read it anyway.

  5. That's FIne by illuminata · · Score: 0

    As long as GeoCities and Tripod exist, we won't have to worry about our text being turned into ads!

    Free speech shall remain!

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  6. Guess what? by JNighthawk · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is nothing new. This has been around for a while. For an example, check out www.experts-exchange.com. A lot of websites and forums already have this implemented.

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    1. Re:Guess what? by teknikl · · Score: 1
      I've seen it - its terrible.

      Perhaps you are looking for information about optimum swap file size. The article makes mention of memory. In a normal context a link on the word memory would take you to additional information about the problem in question, but on this site when you click on memory it goes to a cheesy ad. On top of that it makes the text hard to read.

      Complete non-sequitor and counter-intuitive. I personally avoid linking to pages with ad-words on them and stop browing on pages that have them. It feels like a trick - and it IS a trick.

      Marketing does it again! Opening a new frontier that no-one wants to visit.

    2. Re:Guess what? by Inda · · Score: 1

      Uh huh. I is one of them people who needs to run me finger along the text as I is reading it. I does the same with me mouse pointer when I is reading web pages.

      They have designed them ads for people like me. I knows it. :)

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    3. Re:Guess what? by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      anandtech.com has been doing this. At first I though it was highlighting words like Celeron that would link to back articles or definitions. Then I realized it was NOT doing this, and quickly kept my house from hovering over these words.

      Its stupid cause the popup has nothing to do with the article being read. How can one expect to shift his mental zones for some totally unrelated content.

    4. Re:Guess what? by sto+237 · · Score: 1

      I misplaced the hyphen and got www.expert-sexchange.com - different sort of popup.

  7. Google Ads by Fortress · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone else find it amusing that the banner ads supplied by Google on the article page are all for pop-up blockers?

    1. Re:Google Ads by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Amusing - maybe. Relevant - definitely.

      After all we all remember what used to happen when someone typed into google "More Evil then the devil himself". In btw, it has changed lately... Apparently chads in Florida can do miracles...

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    2. Re:Google Ads by will_die · · Score: 1

      Where it is really funny is with news sites.
      For instance eariler this week one site had an article on how in support of some sport player people wear afro wig. Some principal or someone like that wore one got photographed and then got into trouble for racal insensitivily. The google ads were filled with wig sellers.

  8. Google. by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Boy, if the hyperlinking habits of bloggers messed with google's pagerank algorithm, just imagine the damage this will do.


    -Colin

    1. Re:Google. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Plus, excessive hyperlinkage is the most annoying way to absorb written materials on the internet. For something like a summary (i.e. slashdot excerpt) it's sufficient, but if you want to see a usability mess, head on over to wikipedia or e2. Every second word, regardless of its defining value, is hyperlinked. It takes the focus away from the paragraphs.

      Incredibly dumb idea. Thanks, Ad geniuses for turning the internet into junk delivery vehicle.

    2. Re:Google. by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      I doubt that the ads actually click straight to their advertised site, but more likely to a redirect through the ad company. Google is probably all set to ignore this kind of thing, or else every search would result in the first fifty hits all pointing to ads.doubleclick.net.

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    3. Re:Google. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Advertisements and spam have more useful content than blogs, so I applaud this new technology.

  9. no mind to me by millahtime · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If it's a pop up then my browser will block it like it does the rest. If it's not then I will just ignore it like I do all the rest that are all ready out there. Oh well.

    1. Re:no mind to me by FroMan · · Score: 1

      try: adblock.mozdev.org

      Use these as initial filters: /http://([^/]*?\.)*?ad(s|server|vert|vertising)(\. [^/]*?)*?// //banner(s)?// //ad(s|server|v|vert|vertising)?//

      Those couple filters alone block probably 80% of the ads.

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  10. Just what we need by TheDigitalRaven · · Score: 2, Funny
    'to tap one of the last ad-free frontiers of the Internet -- the text of articles and message boards
    So we'll be seeing plenty of ads for SCO licenses on Groklaw? What a wonderful idea.
  11. They took the idea from wikis! by Krik+Johnson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A wiki is a collection of community written documents, with useful links to related articles. For example Wikipedia, an encyclopedia written in Wiki. See those blue links scattered on the page? They lead to articles.

    Seems like they took the idea, but they sell the words! It will be annoying.

    For example See the word Linux on a page. Joe user will think great, I'm going to learn about linux! But get in your face adverts for linux support services instead!

    Wikis are good, Adwords are bad!

    1. Re:They took the idea from wikis! by advocate_one · · Score: 3, Informative

      yes, but a wiki requires that you click on the blue link... these shove a mouseover box in your face when you hover the mouse pointer over it...

      not only that, but it smacks too much like what Microsoft wanted to do with their browser putting "Smart Tags" on top of ordinary webcontent. That got shot down very fast as a breach of the writers copyright as they were messing with original works in an unauthorised manner...

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    2. Re:They took the idea from wikis! by aborchers · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. Wikis are just a rebranding of the same hypertext model used since the birth of the Web. Linking key words or phrases to relevant info has been the convention for any decently written Web document before anyone came up with the idea of a "wiki" per se.

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    3. Re:They took the idea from wikis! by debest · · Score: 1

      This is different than "smart tags" (or other Adware crap like Gator, I believe), which are integrated into the browser, overriding what the publisher was presenting.

      This is hosted at the server end, and the effect is exactly what the publisher wants to happen. Of course, it seems like any old popup blocker will work here, no problem.

      Speaking of popups, I've been using Mozilla for almost two years now, and of course I've never seen a popup in that time. X10 cameras are but a distant memory! Are popups still as bad a scourge on the Web as they were circa 2002? Worse? Anyone using (or supporting) unaltered IE care to comment?

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    4. Re:They took the idea from wikis! by Chris+Hodges · · Score: 1
      Are popups still as bad a scourge on the Web as they were circa 2002? Worse? Anyone using (or supporting) unaltered IE care to comment?

      Popups don't seem as bad as they were - otherwise I would find a way to install a popup blocker (or more likely Mozilla) despite the the policies. For some reason even the hosts file on this NT4 setup is ignored.

    5. Re:They took the idea from wikis! by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Wikis are just a rebranding of the same hypertext model used since the birth of the Web.

      Not exactly... Wikis aren't a "rebranding", they are a return to the original concept of the Web that was never strongly supported in software before.

      Tim Berners-Lee's original WWW idea was quite different from the browser model popular for the last decade. He had conceived that editing web pages would be accomplished seamlessly within the same software that views them (and within 2 orders of magnitude as frequently). The splitting up of web tools into common clients and rare authoring/hosting products subverted that vision.

      Wikis are a relization of a founding idea that wasn't achieved before.

    6. Re:They took the idea from wikis! by aborchers · · Score: 1

      Lemme hear "hell yeah!"

      As far as I know, I don't recall wiki being a term that was used in '93, so I don't think "rebranding" is all that far from the mark. Pardon my flip use of terms. I'll admit it was mostly abreactional, and you've said what I meant to say much more elegantly.

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  12. Actual topical links aren't bad by Speare · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If the links provided are actually on-topic, this isn't a bad thing. Mention stock annuities and get pointed to the stock annuities definition on Charles Schwab's site.

    But we all know that it's not going to be like that. Someone's going to use the word 'prevention' when discussing Enron finances, and the link will jump to the site of Trojan prophylactics.

    The best we can hope for is a few really badly conceived links, or news stories which start to look like an Everything2 node with fifty links per paragraph, so that this form of ad will fade away, too.

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    1. Re:Actual topical links aren't bad by re-Verse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you kidding? I mean, If I'm reading an article, and I see part of it highlighted as a link - I'm going to assume its going to be more content for the story I am reading, maybe adding a deeper explaination or background to whatever phrase is highlighted. If I am seriously studying a story, and follow a link to somehting like "air saferty", I want to see an article on air safety, not some page with 100 flashing banner ads trying to convince me that i need to buy a 'terrorist detector 2000' for only 29.95.

      The only way that I could ever see this justified AT ALL, and i still think its not cool, would be that Every ad linkd from the story is labelled "AD" somehow - either by bracketed text, or maybe the link being a different colour from normal links.

      I find it very hard to see any way that this isn't a bad thing. I think it could turn in to a very bad think.

      Remember - Adverts were first picked up by old paper media as a way to support the actual journalism - It would cover the costs to create and deliver the content. Now it seems we're getting closer and closer to the content being made to deliver the adverts. How long until articles are being changed to fit in certain key words from advertisers? Scary.

    2. Re:Actual topical links aren't bad by nacturation · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you kidding? I mean, If I'm reading an article, and I see part of it highlighted as a link - I'm going to assume its going to be more content for the story I am reading, maybe adding a deeper explaination or background to whatever phrase is highlighted. If I am seriously studying a story, and follow a link to somehting like "air saferty", I want to see an article on air safety, not some page with 100 flashing banner ads trying to convince me that i need to buy a 'terrorist detector 2000' for only 29.95.

      The only way that I could ever see this justified AT ALL, and i still think its not cool, would be that Every ad linkd from the story is labelled "AD" somehow - either by bracketed text, or maybe the link being a different colour from normal links.

      I find it very hard to see any way that this isn't a bad thing. I think it could turn in to a very bad think.

      Remember - Adverts were first picked up by old paper media as a way to support the actual journalism - It would cover the costs to create and deliver the content. Now it seems we're getting closer and closer to the content being made to deliver the adverts. How long until articles are being changed to fit in certain key words from advertisers? Scary.

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    3. Re:Actual topical links aren't bad by Igmuth · · Score: 1

      Apparently, you won't be affected by this since you don't actually read the articles.

      The second paragraph in the article says that these adlinks will be quite different from normal. Green, double underlined text to be exact

  13. Who cares? by Tango42 · · Score: 1

    It will be less than a month before popular browsers have plug-ins to stop this ads, they are too easy to stop. Depending on how it's done they may be stopped by conventional pop-up blockers.

    BTW, I think the ads down the side of that article show how a good ad's system works. Google has given 4 (nicely subtle) ads, all about stopping (not so subtle) ads. Great!

    1. Re:Who cares? by Code+Master · · Score: 1

      I know there are some sites that IE (for the PC) displays adwords with the double underlines that Safari does not have at all. And looking at the HTML source, there is nothing causing the link. So I expect that these adwrods are browser-side. It was suggested to me some time ago to use this tag in the head of my webpages: And I expect something like this will be available to prevent these adwords from displaying.

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    2. Re:Who cares? by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      Pray tell, but how would you propose to block a link? Let's say that MS gives CNN a wad of cash to link every word Microsoft to Microsoft.com. How would you propose to block that?

      On a more selfish level, I keep a weblog about London. If some local pub gave me a wad of cash (please!) to work them into my weekly articles and link to them, how would to write a plugin that could distinguish between the paid content an the article? You couldn't.


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    3. Re:Who cares? by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      Did you read the article? (Stupid question, i know) The links don't link the the company's website, they link to an advert. That is much easier to detect and block.

    4. Re:Who cares? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If some local pub gave me a wad of cash (please!) to work them into my weekly articles and link to them, how would to write a plugin that could distinguish between the paid content an the article? You couldn't.

      I'll bet that it's this sort of back and forth that will finally lead to real AI.

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    5. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet that it's this sort of back and forth that will finally lead to real AI.

      Neccesity is the mother of invention? Not any more. These days annoyances are the mother of invention.

  14. Disgusting by re-Verse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe its because I'm from a journalistic background, but I really think that the one sacred ground is the journalistic content. You can add adverts and flying noisy banners, nags and clickthroughs, and i'll still read the article.. I won't like it, but it hasn't crossed That Line. This does.
    Hiding adverts inside of the content, appearing as part of the context, is disgusting. I'm sickened by the concept.

    News 20 years from now: "This just in... McDonalds tastier than ever! More at 11." I only can hope something changes to destroy this trend by then.

    1. Re:Disgusting by H3lldr0p · · Score: 1

      "News 20 years from now: "This just in... McDonalds tastier than ever! More at 11." I only can hope something changes to destroy this trend by then.

      The only thing which would ever change this trend is to get the people who own the newspapers, magazines, and broadcasters to quit with the funny idea that news is there to be manipulated into profits for themselves as well as others.

    2. Re:Disgusting by re-Verse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some of these people still exist. My mother owns a small weeky newspaper The Brighton Independent and has been trying to Do The Right Thing for over 30 years. And shes not the only one. The problem is this: she is being crowded and suffocated by large chains all around her only trying to make a buck. Most independent media outlets feel the same thing. Cheap, pandering rags that care nothing for the community around them or even for the people who buy their papers.

      Its very hard for the precious few people that believe in real news and issues for the sake of the news and issues themselves, but they still exist.... and from what I've seen in my personal life - they almost never give up.

    3. Re:Disgusting by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Ever notice on the radio *cough* Paul Harvey *cough* where the person reads an advertisement every couple stories. Or one I have noticed a lot recently is where the news caster interviews a company advertising on the station. Those ads are the most obnoxious.

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    4. Re:Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paul Harvey's stories are not journalism, per se. They're more along the lines of entertainment. Also, there is a clear separation between his stories and the advertisements. That's how radio advertising worked for a long time, especially before they could use pre-recorded ads. The ads are obvious, and in the worst case can be confused with something that is not journalistic reporting.

      Messing with journalism though...how can they even imagine it? Every applicable ethical guideline in existence says this should not be done! There should be an uproar about this, and if this advertising idea doesn't go away, the uproar should keep increasing until they have to do away with it.

  15. Deja vu! by toby · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is just the M$ "Smart Tags" concept recycled, right? - And we all remember how popular that was! Maybe M$ has a patent on this "patently" idiotic idea and will squash these fools :-)

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    1. Re:Deja vu! by rm007 · · Score: 1

      On the subject of similar ideas, does anyone remember ThirdVoice? It started out as a way for users to leave comments on websites, but before it died in 2001, I seem to remember it transforming into more of an ad network. Feel free to correct me on this point. At any rate, it was quite close to the smart tags idea.

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    2. Re:Deja vu! by nacturation · · Score: 1

      And for those who don't remember smart tags, here's an amusing writeup which hammers the point home, courtesy of ye olde archive.

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  16. Google Ads rock. by GeekDork · · Score: 0, Redundant

    On the Ad Age page, the topmost Google Page Ads were for Popup blockers. Go figure.

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  17. microsoft smart text? by OglinTatas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isn't this the same thing as microsoft smart text, a feature where internet explorer would be "helpful" and add hyperlinks to microsoft sites in whatever page you were browsing based on keywords?

    I think widespread consumer criticism about hijacking webpages put the kibosh on that. But I use firefox, so I don't know what IE is doing these days

    1. Re:microsoft smart text? by Down8 · · Score: 1

      Not the same as SmartTags (which are Office related, not IE). I got a free copy of Office2k3, which has the SmartTags 'feature' and have found it be be fairly useful - mostly for mapping directions to address (though it obviously goes thru MSN maps).

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    2. Re:microsoft smart text? by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      My bad, smart tags are what I was thinking. Thanks for correcting.

    3. Re:microsoft smart text? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...internet explorer would be "helpful" and add hyperlinks to microsoft sites in whatever page you were browsing based on keywords?

      But I use firefox, so I don't know what IE is doing these days


      and isn't that precisely one of the reasons why? In their infinite wisdom. Microsoft has decided that they have the right to hijack what they sold to us, that is useful to us, to cram things down our throats that we didn't request, don't want, and is useful only to Microsoft's bottom line!

      BTW, I use Mozilla, gonna take a look at Firefox.

    4. Re:microsoft smart text? by vsync64 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Here's what I had to say about Smart Tags at the time. Of course they catered to the "designers" and the one interesting feature they had was cancelled.

      it stealses our precious vision!

      There's been a lot of whinging about Micros~1's latest Innovation, with talk of the horrible nerve they have to "re-edit anybody's site, without the owner's knowledge or permission, in a way that tempts users to leave".

      Aside from the usual Micros~1 practice of claiming others' technology as their own, and the icky ripoff of the Aqua GUI in their screenshot (What is with this fascination with white or almost-white backgrounds? GUIs, Web pages, everything. White backgrounds are too harsh and make reading difficult. One of the more significant advances between Win3.1 and Win9x was the death of the horrible white background everywhere, and now they're doing their best to revive it.), I see this as a good thing.

      For once, they seem to be behaving somewhat responsibly in the integration of new functionality (although I wonder how true this would be were the specter of an antitrust breakup not looming over them). Smart Tags are quite visibly different, both in appearance and behavior. They aren't including any tag packages with IE (although I have no doubt they'll plug their ad-pimping package as much as they possibly can). All processing is done locally, which saves bandwidth and prevents a list of all the URLs you visit being sent to Redmond ("What's Related", anyone?).

      Smart Tags scare Web "designers" to no end, because they exploit the most fundamental and useful feature of the World Wide Web: hyperlinks. Hyperlinks scare them for 2 simple reasons:

      1. Their sites are boring.
      2. They lie to their readers.

      Obviously, these can't be used as arguments against the introduction of these tags, so instead they complain about how their sites are being edited behind their backs. But this is a lie and everyone knows it. Their pages are still stored on their server in exactly the same pattern of bytes as before. What frightens them is that the reader might be given the option to go read something else, and this is not right.

      What they don't realize is that they never had the right nor the ability to control the presentation of their site. From the moment their pages are posted on a public server, I have the right to do anything I want with them. I can view the source. I can critique their site and their product. And I can disable their grotesque colors, their unreadable fonts, and their gratuitous JavaScript. I can see if their site contains any value to me, and if not, I can leave. A browser is not a television for them to flash pretty images on. It is a tool for me to explore publications, and as such I expect it to provide me with cross-referencing features.

      There is public documentation on creating Smart Tag packages. Anyone can write their own annotations and distribute them to friends or the world at large. Of course, this ability is only useful to "the hate groups, the spammers and the junk marketers on the Web". I want to see Smart Tags in Mozilla. I want to see widespread grassroots dictionaries, references, and

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  18. Quit whining. by mystery_bowler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Recently a National Cash Register executive related a story in Business 2.0 magazine. I'm paraphrasing but the short of it goes like this:

    Joe is a new salesman and brings in his first order from a customer. The processing clerk tells Joe he has to take the order back because it's not filled out correctly. Joe's manager drops by to see how the new salesman is doing. Down in the mouth, Joe relates the story about how the processing clerk is sending him back out to the customer to get a corrected order.

    The manager is livid. He marches to the processing clerk and tells him: "When my man comes in here with a sale, you get up and shake his hand because he's keeping you employed! If there's a problem with the order, you fix it!"

    So where does this relate to this story? Easy: the bills have to get paid. There's bandwidth to pay for, computers, journalists salaries or freelancing fees...something has to pay for it. You can argue all you want about whether or not some of those things are paid at the level they should be (high executive salaries, high sales commissions)...but they still have to be paid. And after all that, mass media conglomerates have shareholders to think about, too.

    Plus...there's a glut of freelance journalists out there. Freelancers especially should be glad they get their stuff published anywhere. It may leave a bad taste in your mouth to see links in your article or pop-ups because of keywords in your article, but it could be worse: your article could have not been published.

    If this "trend" is all you've got to worry about, you've got too much time on your hands.

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    1. Re:Quit whining. by d^2b · · Score: 1
      If this "trend" is all you've got to worry about, you've got too much time on your hands.
      Nah, I just have a day job that doesn't depend on the deranged imaginations of second-time dot-com losers. Not to gloat or anything :-)
    2. Re:Quit whining. by Scutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To a certain extent, I agree with your post, but you're missing one critical point: To a journalist, credibility is key and it's the product he's selling. Without credibility, their only career option is the Weekly World News or the New York Times (zing!). When you start to intersperse ads into journalistic content, it blurs the line between impartial reporting and paid shilling and is diametrically opposed to journalism's most basic foundations.

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    3. Re:Quit whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hearby coin a new phrase: Journalistic Darwinism

      In any population of journalists (or any other content authors) there will be those who use more saleable words, and those who use less. Financial support will follow, and this will in turn influence output, due to research money, travel funding, food onna table, etc. Anyone with enough money will realize that this is a good way to influence reporting (note none of this requires authors deliberately changing their work, just selection from a large pool of different authors). Kind of like the way corporate funding influences science (for example some approaches provide more information about global warming than others - then the coal industry chooses who to fund based on their approach, and voila, an increased proportion of papers published saying there's no such thing, and the industry can say "look, evidence is increasing that coal is good for you" - all without requiring bias at the level of the actual researcher.)

      Of course, it'll be entertaining watching various ideologies fight over words like Clinton and Bush and cigar and Weapons of Mass Destruction and for that matter Good and Evil.

      Might get a religious war started on the internet, now that I think about it...

    4. Re:Quit whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are pre-assuming I care enough about these things to put up with this kind of advertising. I don't. If this means that 99.9% of commercial online-content has to die, so be it.

    5. Re:Quit whining. by Hibernator · · Score: 1
      ...the bills have to get paid.

      I would much rather pay for good quality information than have the quality of the information available to me deteriorate because it is corrupted by unrelated content.

      Perhaps this new advertising scheme, this bastardization of the Web, will be the motivation to move many of the higher-quality web services to subscription-based income.

    6. Re:Quit whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The manager is livid. He marches to the processing clerk and tells him: "When my man comes in here with a sale, you get up and shake his hand because he's keeping you employed! If there's a problem with the order, you fix it!"

      And the processing clerk replied "I get all that, it's his habit of sneaking up on innocent passers by then jumping out in front of them screeching the product name when they're busy with something else that was bothering me. After the first few thousand complaints I started to doubt that it was helping."

  19. will add noise by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Great, now when I read an article full of links, I don't know if those links have relevant information put there by the author (like slashdot stories)
    Or if it is just garbage trying to sell me yet another penis enlargement kit.

  20. Old News by SuperMario666 · · Score: 1

    CWS.WINSHOW has been hyperlinking random web text on Internet Explorer for weeks now. Rather annoying. Anybody know how I can remove it permanently? I use the the Shredder, but the little bastard keeps on coming back.

    1. Re:Old News by mu-sly · · Score: 1

      Easy! Get a good browser and dump that piece of junk Internet Exploder!

    2. Re:Old News by Mesaeus · · Score: 1

      Get the very latest version of the Shredder, or wait for a new one if it can't deal with the new CWS. CWS gets updated far more regularly than even Microsoft security patches (heheh) and it's getting sneakier and sneakier, it's almost a virus by now. You might also want to install Spywareblaster to prevent the thing from reinstalling every time you visit certain webpages (this might be what's happening), plus there's always HijackThis, if you know what you're doing.

    3. Re:Old News by Xinh · · Score: 1

      Consider adjusting your security settings in IE. Turn off JavaScript. In the section for automatic software installs, check either "notify me first" or "never". And click no on the pop boxes that ask you have you want install so and so. Also consider switch browsers. Mozilla Firefox is fairly small, fast and secure. If you neeed more than just a browser then check either Mozilla 1.6 (free) or Opera 7 (free with ads or $39.95 with no ads) My $0.02 worth.

  21. No chance... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

    If this linking takes place at the content provider end, then we either don't return there, or we develop a plug-in to block them...

    If they try and weasel it into the browser-end, then HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    1. Re:No chance... by Down8 · · Score: 1

      These seem to have been around for a while now. You'll notice they don't work in mozilla based browsers, just IE. :)

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    2. Re:No chance... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      No...I wouldn't notice..because I only use mozilla based browsers :o)

  22. I cant see the problem by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Funny
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  23. I don't know about you guys... by ksdd · · Score: 1
    ...and this might be somewhat OT, but since the advent of popup-blocking browsers I've more or less retrained my brain to ignore all advertising and just focus in on the content, so I don't even notice 99.9% of ads. Unless advertisers go to a more intrusive format (like the ad that loads before the front page of The Onion), I'm not likely to notice whatever new stuff they have up their sleeve.

    It's like the old adage says - you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. Or, as my college roommate postulated, you can present me with the material, but you can't make me care. Or can you? That's the challenge for advertisers, I suppose.

  24. Insanely Stupid by the_mad_poster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    'If it looks like a pop-up, feels like a pop-up or interrupts like a pop-up, we might as well just assume consumers will outright hate and reject the format,'

    Didn't Einstien say that insanity is doing the exact same thing over and over again expecting different results?

    They keep trying with the boorish, intrusive ads as if an irritating ad wasn't necessarily an irritating ad. All web marketers must be insane. Or stupid. Wait wait... let's not be narrow-minded about this.... they could easily be both.

    On a more serious note: whatever. I don't care. Go ahead and put ads right in the context of something I'm trying to read. It's really irritating trying to read a forum post or an article and having the text keep changing color because there are ads weaved into it. Put that on your site, and you can rest assured that I'll leave in a heartbeat and never come back, just like I've already done with some sites. Hell, even I can remember from the one marketing class I had to take that ads were supposed to heighten interest in or raise awareness of a product in a positive manner. Yet, these bumbling morons keep turning the advertising into the content, or pushing the content out of the way in favor of the advertising so that people get pissed off by a popup or whatever, THEN see what's being advertised.

    What good does it do me to have to struggle with ads to read content? Why should I come back? If the ads destroy the value of the site.... how is it even an idea worth trying? What good does it do the advertiser to raise product awareness with a medium that's making them MAD. What, you want people to be angry when they think of your car? Idiots...

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  25. OSnews by bhima · · Score: 1

    I quit reading OSnews for this very reason. Then I found OSVIEWS which is better but doesn't help with my BeOS addiction.

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    1. Re:osnews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Eugenia's probably behind it. What else would you expect from that bitch?

    2. Re:osnews by cybergrue · · Score: 1
      Odd, I don't see anything wrong with the way the OSnew website is displayed
      Oh wait, you aren't using firefox are you.

      Opens page in ie

      Oh, that is annoying. How do you stand it???

      vows never to use ie again even to run a quick test(for the umpteenth time)

  26. There's buzz in Cincinnati? by daves · · Score: 1

    Now that's news!

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    1. Re:There's buzz in Cincinnati? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coulda sworn Buzz was a character on that WKRP TV series. ;-)

  27. Erudite scribes == software's cognitive dissonance by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    I wonder if writers will start using obscure words and literary allusions in order to confuse these ad-words systems (And Google's GMail). Deft use of langugage should help both elevate reader's vocabulary and muddle the automated systems.

    Time to go see if the Amazon ranking for Thesauri are up.

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  28. osnews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Osnews have started to use this technique of advertising. Personally I find that the ad can get in the way of the article, very annoying!!

  29. Great. Product placement in news. Sheesh. by blcamp · · Score: 2, Insightful


    So when we get our next serial killer story, we will see an ad for a better, more powerful gun?

    When we read about a tanker truck accident on I-94 outside of Battle Creek, MI will we start reading ads about Kellogg's Corn Flakes (based in Battle Creek)?

    Will an Amtrak derailment story prompt Greyhound ads?

    Where the hell does this stop?

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    1. Re:Great. Product placement in news. Sheesh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we get our next serial killer story, we will see an ad for Kellogg's Corn Flakes

  30. You get what you asked for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Where's all the Google apologists? I want you to come out and admit YOU'RE the reason why this is going on. I swear, you Googlebots are almost as bad as the Apple fanboys. All this adword bullshit is regularly praised by the Slashdot intelligentsia. Just search past stories for google.

    We should all be aware of Google's threats to our liberty. The almighty search engine's practices have become more and more worrisome. For example:

    Its no wonder that more and more people are questioning their motives. Read Google Watch if you don't believe Google is evil.

    1. Re:You get what you asked for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory: Make sure you read Google Watch Watch as well...

  31. They'll never learn... by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

    What I don't understand is that ever since the first ad was put in a magazine it was just fine to have the ads appear above, below or beside an article. Print advertisers never felt the need to infest the content with ads the way web advertisers do.

    I guess it's because, unlike print ads, we can measure how successful a web ad is by how many times the link is clicked and they now realize that people have been ignoring print ads for years.

    I know we need advertisers so we can pay for the content and delivery but there has to be a better way than the annoying, in-your-face techniques they have come up with so far. I don't know about anyone else but slapping me in the face to get my attention is not going to make me buy your product/service. In fact, it will have to opposite effect.

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  32. As long as link destination is not opaque, it's ok by tulimulta · · Score: 0

    This just requires a more advanced "media literacy" as you need to be more aware of where the link leads to. I guess most /.ers are used to glance at the status bar before following any link - a thing that most web users do not do, of course.

    It would be considerably more alarming if a practice of obfuscating the links would become more common. Relevant-seeming links would redirect you to commercial sites - this could potentially render the whole experience of internet browsing very, very annoying.

  33. warez and porn by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    have been using misleading links for years for years

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  34. Wikis? What's so special about wikis? by blorg · · Score: 1
    The web is a collection of documents, with useful links to other documents. For example [any website]. See those blue links scattered on the page? They lead to other documents.

    Seems like they took the idea, but they sell the links! It will be annoying.

    That last sentence I do agree with. I've no problem with AdWords, however, as long as they are unobstructive (no pop-ups) and properly distinguished from the content, which it doesn't look like these will be. What's the alternative? Subscription Google?

    1. Re:Wikis? What's so special about wikis? by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
      That last sentence I do agree with. I've no problem with AdWords, however, as long as they are unobstructive (no pop-ups) and properly distinguished from the content, which it doesn't look like these will be. What's the alternative? Subscription Google?

      Maybe someone will find a way to enable content to be shared without the need for advertising or subscriptions.
      OK, OK, perhaps it's a total pipe-dream. But I find even AdWords annoying. The simple reason is that I'm relatively clued in enough to already know what I do and don't want.

      Same as when I'm in a shop I want the slaes-staff to answer any direct queries. I don't want them pestering me when I'm merely browsing. I know my product-interets, and have very little interest in people trying to tell me what I want. About the only thing I ever use adverts at all for these days is to simply find out when sonmething's finally available. And even then, I already know this from the Internet.

      I don't want adverts, I want content. If I wanted constant ads I'd be paying for the advertising mags, and not for broadband.

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  35. Doomed. by Willeh · · Score: 1, Interesting
    This is really doomed to fail. Picture it: you're reading an article on a site that previously would embed links to related articles (valid links) in the article. Suddenly they start embedding invalid junk inbetween the valid links. Users are outraged, and a cartalk like reversal of policy happens.

    Users are happy, status quo is maintained yet again. There really is no situation where i can see this not being a total annoying pain in the ass, and there is no way this will stand.

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  36. This is happening on forums I post to as well by phunhippy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not only is it annoying see these types of ads on news sites and what not but one of the places I enjoy playing CS/DOD/NS at(shameless plug http://www.dexworld.org) has started putting the same types of ads into our POSTS in the forums.

    So when i'm posting in the tech support forum or whatever and mention one of 9-16 keywords they have relating to different companies from IBM to Nvidia to ATI those words automatically get highlighted and linked to a site where you can buy those companies products..

    I don't particullary care for this because while I'm not sure of the legality of it, I don't want MY post and MY thoughts to be the vehicle for targeted ads that I may or may not support. Its one thing with banner ads n such.. but on my posts? i find that to be a new low and now I make sure to use spaces to defeat it.

    And to all of you who will say it pays for the site blah blah.. I donate to the site regulary to help keep it running.. I just don't like my forum posts being turned into ADS!!

  37. Contectual Ads for forums and messageboards? by sirdude · · Score: 1

    Is this why I keep seeing a million "Please buys animated smileys from us" popups all over the place? :S

    1. Re:Contectual Ads for forums and messageboards? by iainl · · Score: 1

      I've seen a couple of those, too - why in God's name would someone actually pay real money for some custom smileys?

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  38. more fodder for Adblock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in that article. Woohoo!

  39. Ad Agencies by Baron_Yam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you're familiar with the Prisoner's Dilema, you can understand ad agencies... if only one ad out there is intrusive, it will bore its way into the conciousness of a huge number of people. If they all do it, people get irritated or just filter it out.

    So, if everyone plays nice ads are modestly effective. If one person plays dirty, they win by a good margin. If everyone plays dirty, ads are less than modestly effective. Human nature being what it is, nobody wants to play nice if the guy playing dirty will beat them... so everyone plays dirty and everyone loses.

    Also, ad agencies don't care if they ruin the quality of everything their campaigns touch, so long as the client sees enough effect from the effort to pay for the next campaign. They get their souls from the same place as most lawyers, and Darl.

    1. Re:Ad Agencies by Blue+Stone · · Score: 3, Informative

      They even target sick people using 'tele-screens'.

      Seriously fucked-up psychology.

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    2. Re:Ad Agencies by Kphrak · · Score: 2, Funny

      They get their souls from the same place as most lawyers, and Darl.

      For those who thought the parent wasn't specific enough, that would be /dev/null...

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    3. Re:Ad Agencies by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Dear God. Everyone involved from the guy who came up with the idea to the tech who installed it should be beaten to within an inch of their life.

      I seriously thought your post was a joke until I followed the link. That's just sick.

    4. Re:Ad Agencies by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Dear... god.....

      That is the single most disgusting thing I think I've ever seen in my life.... every employee involved in the process of selling, developing, or managing those sets for Patientline needs to be skinned alive and dipped in the Dead Sea....

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    5. Re:Ad Agencies by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      As someone in advertising/marketing, and who understands this quite well, I should add that the one way the most successful ad agencies (Fallon, Campbell Mithun, Carmichael Lynch, Deutsch, Satchii and Satchii, etc) stay at the top is by distinguishing themselves by their content.

      There will always be the agencies who play dirty. They are just trying to make a buck the quickest way possible, and it usually doesn't get them as far as you might think. The best ad agencies are the ones who shoot for quality.

      I know people on here hate advertising, but I'm sure all of you have liked an ad at some point in time. How about the web ad done by BMW. The whole BMW Films campaign was a huge success, not intrusive, entertaining, and tasteful advertising. I wasn't the least bit surprised that it was Fallon who made it either.

      The one truth which has remained in advertising is that good, quality ads will win out time and time again, regardless of how invasive the bottom-feeder agencies try to get. As in any industry there are your high quality agencies and your low quality agencies, which people on here often don't realize.

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    6. Re:Ad Agencies by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      I've only ever seen one ad campaign I liked - and that was where a company buried an option to hear a duck quack in their phone system. I think almost everyone in North America phoned that 1-800 to hear the quack, and every bit of it was voluntary.

    7. Re:Ad Agencies by dave420 · · Score: 1
      One good advert amongst thousands of crappy ones doesn't validate marketing at all. Let me quote Bill Hicks on the subject:

      "By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are, do. Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers, Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself. Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke... there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking machinations. I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart." Oh man, I am not doing that. You fucking evil scumbags! "Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scum-bags! Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet! "Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that." God, I'm just caught in a fucking web! "Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..." How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don't you?"

      Oh, and it's "Saatchi & Saatchi", which you should know if you're in advertising/marketing :)

  40. This is GOOD by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I see some people comparing this to Microsoft's failed "Smart Text". However there's a HUGE difference. Here it is the web site owners that are receiving the revenues and deciding whether or not to put these text ads. With Smart Text it was Microsoft that decided universally what a user sees on ALL websites, while no ad revenues go to the respective site owners.

    I for one don't see a problem with this model. Here are my reasons:

    #1. The rightful people are receiving the rewards for their hard work. And why not? The more ad dollars you allow them, the better and more content we all get. Do you really want more subscription-based content sites, or is free more appealing to you?

    #2. How annoying exactly is it? Ok I agree that the inline popups can be annoying, but then you're reading the article. Why in the world would you go mouse exploring all over the words if you're not interested in their ads? To me this type of advertising is NOT annoying at all. Much better than the popups or the skyscraper ads that pollute your screen.

    #3. Whenever the issue of advertising arises, you see a boatload of people whining about how ads are not remotely interesting nor pertinent to their interests. Guys would be presented with tampon banners, etc. Well, here you have context-specific ads. If you happen to be reading an article about cars and you see a link for Mercedes (and you just so happen to be interested in that), you can now click on it and be happy!

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  41. Does this work? by Don'tTreadOnMe · · Score: 1

    I noticed a comment in the article by someone from Off-Road.com complaining about not being able to write "Jeep" without an ad being attached to it.

    I went to the Off-Road.com forums, but couldn't see any instance of the word "Jeep" having green underlining.

    Anyone seeing this actually work anywhere? Is it an ActiveX control or something that I'm blocking?

  42. Pop Ups? by Beautyon · · Score: 1

    If it looks like a pop-up, feels like a pop-up or interrupts like a pop-up, you are not running Mozilla.

    Boom!

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  43. OT: sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I thought the theory/practice quote was attributed to Yogi Berra.

  44. There's only so much consumer $ by CraigV · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The sad thing about all the advertising that inundates us is that it simply pushes up the cost of doing business. Company A must advertise more because company B does, and the consumer always pays for it in the end. There is only so much money the consumer has to spend.

  45. How annoying? by Jott42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Very annoying!
    -If the linked words are marked by another colour or underlined. A well trained reader has a few fixations of the eye on each row of text. But these markings would not be seen as standard text, and will thus generate more fixations and a "stuttered" reading experience.
    -Trying to read a wiki text with a lot of references illustrates this point: It is OK if the text is short, but a longer text is virtually unreadable.

  46. View the demo by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Go here and click the demo link to see what it's all about. The popup is relatively small and un-intrusive, so stop exaggerating things and find out for yourself.

    https://www.vibrantmedia.com/content/intellitxt_ pr oduct_page/how.htm

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    1. Re:View the demo by GWTPict · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm running Firefox and the demo link on the how.htm page doesn't work, so hopefully the ads won't either?

    2. Re:View the demo by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unintrusive? In what way is a bunch of irrelevant links and reasonably large popups in the *middle* of the article I'm trying to read unintrusive? The reader is trying to read an article on a subject, not looking to buy something.

      It means the reader has to distinguish between paid links and real ones. Link styles are different all over the place, so it's not trivial to distinguish the two. It means I have to keep the mouse cursor away from the text for fear of triggering a pop-up.
      Most importantly, it blurs the distinction between content and paid-advertising. Newspapers and TV have to write "Advertisment" clearly on any advert where there might be some confusion. I don't see any of that in the demo.

    3. Re:View the demo by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'm running Firefox and the demo link on the how.htm page doesn't work, so hopefully the ads won't either?

      That demo is a flash popup, not the same as a real page. According to that it has two effects on the page: selecting a normal ad to go on the page, and making double-underlined green links that give popups when selected. SO I suspect that you'll at least see the underlines, whihc would be a distraction, till a filter comes along a week later.

    4. Re:View the demo by Repton · · Score: 1

      Yeah, ditto.

      Have a look at the source:

      <a href="#" onClick="MM_openBrWindow('../demo/demo.htm','demo' ,'width=600,height=420')">

      What's wrong with just making frigging links ???

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  47. They do it because they can by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    This seems like an ok idea as long as they dont take too many liberties, really its all about better browsers with more tools to help the masses stop annoying scripts. The reason advertisers take such liberties is because people dont care and will still buy a product that interests them - its exactly the same with sex - a girl/guy isnt gonna care if a hot guy/girl is being a asshole/bitch, they still wanna get off with them, don't tell me it aint true y'all.

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  48. Better way to get around it... by Xhad · · Score: 2, Informative

    "i find that to be a new low and now I make sure to use spaces to defeat it." ...use the same method I use to get around swear filters when I want to. For example, if you're on one of those boards that uses tags bounded by [], then FU[B][/B]CK YOU will read as "FUCK YOU" in your post, but the filter won't be able to realize it. On all forums software I've seen with these ads, it works there too.

  49. This might be a stretch by thpdg · · Score: 1, Funny

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  50. Deja faire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone remember when DejaNews did this?

    Read about it, e.g., here.

    As I recall, it lasted about a month.

  51. One way to do it by Sunnan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Have a separate page, labeled simply "Advertisments". Put all advertising there. Keep it away from the news and editorial content.

    Provide a visible link to the ad-page from your front page and in your navigational construct. (For example, Slashdot could put this link in the left-hand link list, under it's own heading or under, say, Services.)

    Keep statistics for how much this pays off. Don't knock the idea until it's been thoroughly tried.

    This will force advertisers to be truly interesting. Maybe sort the ads into categories, or prioritize ads that are related to recently visited pages.

    The idea is to be maximally non-annoying.

    As an aside, I find google-text-ad-style ads to be very intrusive since they are harder to block. There are periods in my life (for example when I'm flush for cash) that I am extremely disinterested in (commercial and other) solicitation, and exposing me to advertising then only causes me to feel hostility towards the advertiser.

    Please, spread this idea.

    We experimented with this in a paper magazine I worked for - putting all the commercials in a clearly designated spot in the back. Other magazines have tried the same approach. AFAIK, however, they haven't kept statistics and neither did we.

    The effects on good-will this has will be interesting to observe.

    (For television, this would be analogous to putting all of a networks commercial spots on a separate channel.)

    1. Re:One way to do it by hashbrownie · · Score: 1

      Have a separate page, labeled simply "Advertisments". Put all advertising there. Keep it away from the news and editorial content.

      [...]

      The idea is to be maximally non-annoying.

      No, the idea is for advertisers to pay you.

      Advertisers want two things: A large audience, and a targeted audience with known demographics. Shunting your ads off to a side page won't help them, and if you don't help them, they won't help you.

      We experimented with this in a paper magazine I worked for - putting all the commercials in a clearly designated spot in the back.

      You aren't gonna make a lot of money off these.

      I sincerely hope your newsstand price covers most of your costs. Most magazines/newspapers aren't like that -- normally, they get 2/3 of their revenues from ads.

      Other magazines have tried the same approach. AFAIK, however, they haven't kept statistics and neither did we.

      Ehhh .... why not?

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  52. Smart Tags by mcsmurf · · Score: 1

    Sounds somehow like the SmartTags Microsoft introduced (also SmartTags aren't about ads only *g*)

  53. Truth Hurts by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    What riles people is the notion that some link exists between news reporting, editorials and advertisers.

    In theory, journalists like to think of themselves as crusaders, exposing the truth to the public. It's a noble goal and I'm happy they're carrying on the crusade.

    But in practice, we're all conditioned by what we've been exposed to in the past, and much of what we read, see and hear only serves to reinforce points of view that were formed earlier.

    The tie between money, media and politics is not new.

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  54. Contextual Promotions by obdurate · · Score: 1

    AOL has been doing this very thing for years. Such promotional placements are more valuable because the ad is relevant to the context in which the reader sees it (more so than rotating banner ads,for example). Ad placements and intrusiveness will rise until readers reach the limits of their patience and traffic begins to drop off, or ad effectiveness (by whatever measure the ad industry prefers to use) fades. Since the web is still relatively young, no one quite knows where that point is.

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  55. Firefox anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the IntelliTXT web site's FAQ:



    5. What browsers does the IntelliTXT product support?

    IntelliTXT currently supports Internet Explorer 5.0 and above. If the browser is not supported, then the user will simply not see any IntelliTXT.


    Just another reason to dump IE, I guess. ;)

  56. Did not originate in spam by Animaether · · Score: 2, Informative

    The origin of these lays with a long-time wish for many writers of documents, such as technical documents.

    Rather than explain on every single page what a "TFT" is, highlight the first (or first three, or every, whatever) occurance of the word on the page and have it create a small pop-up with brief description. Optionally, a link to another document could be offered.
    This could be done manually, but instead including an external javascript (src="") is much easier to control and maintain.

    In a way, it behaves like CSS - applying itself to word-elements, rather than mark-up elements.

    Of course, ad-people quickly saw the opportunity to use it for advertising. That doesn't make the technology bad, though. Much like P2P services and those using it for illicit acts.

  57. From the FAQ - you wont see this unless you run IE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    If you check the
    FAQ you will see that this advertising only works in IE, so I guess most readers here are not going to be too bothered by it.

  58. copyright moral rights by sir_cello · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In some places, e.g. UK, the authors of a work can assert "moral rights" and object to derogatory treatment and so on - in France the ability to do this is stronger (interesting, the US consistently resisted implementing moral rights to satisfy Berne). It's impossible to transfer these moral rights: they _always_ remain with the original authors, even if the publishers own the economic rights in the copyright. I wonder if this kind of manipulation to the text could be objected to by the authors, on the grounds that it is subjecting their work to derogatory treatment. One of the problems with moral rights is that there is little case law: they've been _very_ hard to pursue, the court have been very relucant to give authors leverage over publishers and those who own the economic rights.

    Popups clearly do not affect the work per se, they just add junk around the edges. Same goes for all other sorts of advertising. Also, some reasonable allowance is made for commercial purposes (e.g. splitting a work up into separate parts to make it easier for people to read it, or whatever). However, this new type of advertising is really quite insidious: it manipulates the text, and possibly it can be considered derogatory because the authors of the text may mean one thing, but the "subtext" of the advertising message may suggest something else: I mean, authors often leave words and phrases to the interpretation of the reader, but when you overload those words with advertising, the advertising may "suggest" something that the author did not intend. I think there's a lot of scope of problems here.

  59. No relation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article:
    "said Kelly McBride, member of the ethics faculty"

    I just can't see the name McBride and ethics in the same sentence without recoiling in horror.

  60. training the self by wattersa · · Score: 1

    You could probably configure a personal proxy server like privoxy to filter out links within a body of text greater than X characters from certain sites, &c. In fact they already have this sort of functionality in an experimental feature that replaces buzzwords on the page with the word "bingo" (don't ask...) so ad texts, especially ones that differ from the context, shouldn't be insurmountable.

  61. Hey Mozilla team! by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    You may need to add an option to "de-link" words (or other parts of a page) that point to certain cites. Similar to the way I can choose not to load images from doubleclick. This will allow us to "block" the worst advertisers using this method. For an initial test, just have it de-link stuff that I already declared I don't want content from - i.e. share the blocking list.

  62. Ads caused me to spend $8 in two years. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Interesting


    For a period of maybe two years, I often watched the old Arsenio Hall show on TV. During that time, I noticed I spent less than $8 on things that I saw advertised.

    I think the pool of poorly educated people who would buy something because they saw an ad is diminishing.

    Froogle is great for people like me who buy things after doing research.

  63. money wasted by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    Has anybody, anywhere, ever found a pop-up ad both in context and immediately useful?

    Where are all the relevant, context sensitive ads we were promised?

    For additional credit, did the X10 company go bust or did they learn a valuable lesson?

  64. Response rate by danila · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "We've seen response rates 24 times that of banners," Mr. Stevenson said, indicating Web users like IntelliTXT better than other forms of online advertising they encounter.
    I though everyone already knew that new advertisement technologies always have dramatically higher response rates not because they are more effective, but simply because they are new. Personally I know that after I see it for the first ten times, I will spend a minute and add a filter to Proxomitron to never see it again.

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  65. I guess you didn't read the article then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ads are in a different color. Green. (Care to guess the symbolism there?)

    Hopefully they are done in a uniform enough way that someone can just produce a CSS filter to make them look like normal text.

  66. Re:Conte[x]tual Ads for forums and messageboards? by sirdude · · Score: 1

    With click-happy guys like this feller on the Internet, nothing surprises me anymore.. Need is no longer a necessity ;P

  67. What's next??!@# by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ads on television???

  68. Where does it stop? by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

    - 40 lbs of junk snail mail ( about the equivalent
    of a box of computer printer paper ) for every
    man, woman, and child are thrown away each year

    - movie theaters are now showing television
    commercials

    - google is going to read email to target
    advertising

    - all sorts of businesses AND US governments
    redistributing personal information without
    permission.

    Now this, where does it stop?

    When does the right of a business to make the maximum possible profit ( not stated in the constitution ) __stop__ and the rights of citizens
    to their privacy ( stated in the constitution )
    begin?

    Steve

  69. I think I recall.... by 7x7 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there some Microsoft plan in the mid to late 90s that would do this to any web page viewed with Internet Explorer? I think it died as quickly as it was made public.

  70. re: If it looks like a pop-up, feels like a pop-up by tandr · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, what are these popups and why everybody hates them so much? /me clicks middle button on link to read article in another tab later...

  71. Advertising Darwinism by sjames · · Score: 1

    I browse with popups disabled. Generally, I leave banner ads alone, but whenever I see one with ugly flashing colors or the ones that jump about like a Chihuahua on meth, I block all images from that server.

    When advertisers started using flash to get around that sort of thing (and drag the poor little laptop I use for casual browsing to a crawl in the process), I added the flash blocker where you can click to actually load the flash.

    Simple ads have supported newspapers and magazines for years, there's no reason it can't work on the web. The problem is, advertisers are determined to ruin the commons in their race to the bottom. If enough people block the really annoying stuff and leave the unobtrusive, perhaps darwinism can take effect.

  72. Going back to the newspaper and magazines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least their ads don't distract me with colorful animations.

  73. The bigger issue by CausticPuppy · · Score: 1

    It's easy enough to disable this on your own system, even if you have IE, just add the following line to your hosts file:

    127.0.0.1 itxt.vibrantmedia.com

    That will disable the in-line advertising. The larger issue, of course, is that other people read the things you create. You have no way of controlling the browser THEY use, and whether THEY disable it. So a clueless user who happens to use IE, and reads your post on some site that uses IntelliTXT, it will have ads embedded in it. And they might as well believe YOU put them there. But you won't even be able to see them on your own browser.
    So a 3rd party has altered YOUR content that YOU created, without your permission, if it's read by an IE user... and there are a lot of IE users.

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  74. How to remove IntelliTXT ads: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can see an example of them here, they only work
    in MSIE, so it would seem. They're the green links
    that are double-underlined.
    http://www.off-road.com/jeep/q uestions/2004_03/ind ex.html

    Go to c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc and edit the
    file named HOSTS, add the following to it:

    0.0.0.0 itxt.vibrantmedia.com

    Now close and reload MSIE for the change to take
    effect, visit the site again, and behold: No more
    IntelliTXT ads. I would assume this works at any
    site that uses them.

    1. Re:How to remove IntelliTXT ads: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hooray! It works! No more pesky Green Links!

      Thank you!

  75. It's all your fault that this happens. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Advertisers have been getting sneakier and sneakier and it's all the consumer's fault for not spending enough money. If everyone would spend a larger percentage of your paycheck on worthless garbage then popups, banner ads and all that would go away.

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  76. Yes by kmike · · Score: 1

    I know RC Universe has this for at least some months: http://www.rcuniverse.com/buynow/keyword.cfm

    Needless to say it opens some interesting possibilities. For example, whoever buys the most used terms first, gets all the traffic, exactly as with domain names some 10 years ago. Also, one can buy not-so-often used words like "scumbag" and link them to opponent's site :) But seriously, I just hope the idea will sink itself as the traffic to affected sites will (hopefully) drop.

  77. tagword has had this for quite a while by joeldg · · Score: 1

    tagword.com has had this same thing for quite some time.
    They do little dhtml popups over certain words. It works on the base HTML without having to mess with the page.
    Same thing..

  78. The Long Slow Death of Advertising by webzombie · · Score: 1

    The more you see what advertisers and corporations are trying to do to all forms of media one wonders how long it will be before even main stream consumers will just start tuning out of everything.

    Advertising on everything, broadcasting flags to protect playback, single use devices, three or four corps controlling 90% of the North American market. So much for fair-use and free markets!?

    Zombie's 2 Worth... Did I mention terrorists... I just did... good ok!

  79. Re:Google Link Limit by Bluetrust25 · · Score: 1

    If you have more than 100 links in the same page, Google doesn't index it. I've had some pages kept precisely at 50 links and google visited once, then never returned. Content link-advertising would most certainly get the page banned by Google.

  80. I've seen this before by Da_Weasel · · Score: 1

    I bet the people at expert-exchange are kicking themselves in the ass for not patenting this one...hehe (or maybe they did!?)

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  81. wrong by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    " On the other hand, the article notes: 'If it looks like a pop-up, feels like a pop-up or interrupts like a pop-up, we might as well just assume consumers will outright hate and reject the format,"

    It is so much more than this. If it looks like an ad that is interrupting me, or insults me or my intelligence by attempting to sneak its way into the text I am reading when I have clearly rejected looking at the ad in a more traditional location (banner ad, popup, popunder, etc), it won't work.

    In fact, if that happens I will make it my business to make note of the company, and make a vow never to buy from them again and make damn sure to spread the word.

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  82. mozilla firebird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i've tested this on the auto channel website and intellitxt doesn't seem to work with firebird 0.7 on win32 or linux or with lynx (and presumably other text-browsers). also interestingly enough, the left links on the vibrant media website don't work in firebird 0.7 either.

    *shrug*

    i would have complained, but i guess now i don't really care. =]

  83. Sounds preferable to pop-ups or pop-unders to me by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1
    From the way it is described in the article, it sounds like these "spam links" would be distiguishable from regular links. If so, all you would have to do is keep your mouse pointer out of the way to avoid having anything pop up because you scrolled over one of the links.

    I think this guy is being naive about what is really going on when he says in the article:

    "We've seen response rates 24 times that of banners," Mr. Stevenson said, indicating Web users like IntelliTXT better than other forms of online advertising they encounter.
    The response rate is higher only because surfers are not yet familiar with the new format. Over time, response rates will dwindle just like they have for every ad format, including banners and pop-ups.
  84. This could be the basis for a fun "mod" by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1
    It might make a funny gag to make a little proggie that you could install on your co-workers' machines. The program would hijack the ip address that serves the little pop-up ads in the hosts file so you could set it to whatever ip you wanted. Then it would serve little joke pics (pr0n, etc.) instead of the real ads.

    I'm not a hacker, so is this doable, anyone?

  85. Example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So, to [protect] yourself from viruses...
    <clicks protect>
    So, the [Trojan] condoms offer supurior protection...
    <clicks trojan>
    For only 29.95 you can get information on the Trojan War...

    So in two clicks I went from virus protection to information on the Trojan War. The sad part is this might not be too far-fetched.

    It was Albert Einstein I beleive that said something to the effect of, "The definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over again expecting diffirent results."

    So by that definition, we can assume the advertisers are insane, correct?

    All they do by showing people even more obnoxious and obtrusive ads, and worst of all, offtopic, (google adwords exempt) is create profit for the ad blocking companies. When are they going to learn?

    I'm sure most people here wouldn't object to something like this when reading an article:

    [Professional Apache Hosting at Reasonable Prices]

    To set up Apache, you must first open up the Apache configuration file (Usually /etc/httpd/conf/httpd.conf) in your favourite editor... etc, etc...

    [Classes in administering Apache]

    Now, seriously, what would be so bad about that? All it is is ads that can easily be distinguished from the content, are on topic and unobtrusive.

    (Please ignore the spelling and grammar errors)

  86. Hacker tricks go commercial by dstarfire · · Score: 1

    This type of advertising is nothing new. Just do a search on 'scumware', and you'll that this sort of cr*p has been around for a while. It's just that until now it's been delivered via worms and other malicious software. (*cough* bonzi buddy *cough*)

    This makes even less sense than popup ads for anti-popup software, and spam.

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  87. I know Pete Blackshaw by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    Funny, haven't heard that name in a while. I was Pete's neighbor for a couple years, long ago. He was a good guy, but went a little too heavy on the drugs. He always seemed to want to be a politician, but it was pretty obvious his druggy past would come back to haunt him. Guess he went into marketing instead. It's good to see he's still fighting the good fight.

  88. I did, and it's not exaggerated by TheInternet · · Score: 1

    Go here and click the demo link to see what it's all about. The popup is relatively small and un-intrusive, so stop exaggerating things and find out for yourself.

    I disagree. I did just check out the demo and I find it distracting even before you mouse over.

    I completely sympathize with the journalists in this case. To a casual observer, it can appear as if the author manually added the link. This can discredit the author without even receiving anything in return. In any case, it's enough of a distraction to make an article harder to read.

    - Scott

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  89. Re:microsoft smart text? I AM A GOAT FUCKER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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