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North Korea Angered Over Ghost Recon 2

Fennario writes "According to Stars and Stripes Pacific's translation of a North Korean government newspaper article, UbiSoft's forthcoming Ghost Recon 2 videogame, which envisions a near-future North Korea/China conflict with US involvement, has already attracted the reclusive country's attention. In a curt review, a North Korean government-run newspaper called the game proof of U.S. warmongering. 'Through propaganda, entertainment and movies,' read a recent online commentary in the Tongil Newspaper. Americans 'have shown everyone their hatred for us. This may be just a game to them now, but a war will not be a game for them later. In war, they will only face miserable defeat and gruesome deaths.' Given the steep learning curve of previous incarnations of Ghost Recon, it's conceivable many may face miserable defeat and gruesome deaths anyhow."

227 comments

  1. Game developers: "More wars, please!" by lunarscape · · Score: 0

    I guess game makers ran out of past wars on which to base games. Can you name one major war (or even a good-sized minor one) in the 20th century without a game based on it?

    1. Re:Game developers: "More wars, please!" by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      Uh... Was the Falkland Island War in the 20th Century?

    2. Re:Game developers: "More wars, please!" by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      Didn't Jane's cover that in one of their flight sims?

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    3. Re:Game developers: "More wars, please!" by Ypacarai · · Score: 1

      How about the Chinese-Vietnamese War?
      or the Chaco War between Paraguay and Bolivia?

    4. Re:Game developers: "More wars, please!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - the war against drugs (shit, NARC)

      - the war against illiteracy (damn, educational games)

      - the war against racism (fuck, you kill Nazis in Wolfenstein - I used to scream "No color lines, you fucking kraut!" when I played this)

      - the war against journalistic relevance (is slashdot a game?)

    5. Re:Game developers: "More wars, please!" by Roger+Wernersson · · Score: 1

      Spanish civil war, where the fascists of Spain, Germany and Italy crushed the Spanish republic.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Civil_War

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  2. What about China? by MarkPNeyer · · Score: 1

    I know I've definately heard stories of China become upset over its portrayal in video games; I wonder why it is they haven't sounded off yet.

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    1. Re:What about China? by john_sheu · · Score: 0

      I believe they have: for example, for Command & Conquer Generals (or one of its expansion packs).

    2. Re:What about China? by (trb001) · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because they realize it's a piece of software, played by an insignificant minority, written by an even less significant software company? Just guessing...

      --trb

    3. Re:What about China? by Ayaress · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it's because China allows some degree of free business now, so the people tend to realize that not all companies and media are tools of the government. North Korea, as far as I know, still keeps pretty firm control of the economy, so its easier to tell the people that it works that way everywhere else too. Not that the people neccessarily believe that, but it isn't the people that get mad and yell and throw bombs around.

    4. Re:What about China? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know I've definately heard ...


      Yes, but are you definite?
    5. Re:What about China? by Lowtekium · · Score: 1

      Because they are too busy illegally copying and distributing our software and macro-crafting in our MMORPGs...

    6. Re:What about China? by freidog · · Score: 1

      That's never stopped them before

    7. Re:What about China? by Fenresulven · · Score: 1

      They have, one example is the recent banning of "Hearts of Iron". Details here
      Apparently history is only allowed to be told if it uses the official PRC facts and not if it uses the true facts.
      P.S: PRC = People's Republic of China

  3. Guess i'll be the first in saying... by darkmayo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yadda yadda yadda yadda SHUTUP N. KOREA.

    Video games don't dictate foreign policy, Kim Jong-il needs to put a sock in it.

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    1. Re:Guess i'll be the first in saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit.

      "In war, they will only face miserable defeat and gruesome deaths"... Sounds just like the late Iraqi Disinformation Minister. Is there a school or something where they teach these ominous sounding catch phrases?

    2. Re:Guess i'll be the first in saying... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      Go look up propaganda.

      Not saying the games are being used in that manner, but rather like films they could be.

    3. Re:Guess i'll be the first in saying... by darkmayo · · Score: 1

      It could be considered propaganda, sure but considering that a very small portion of the public will ever actually play Ghost Recon 3 the effect of it being propaganda is greatly lessened, even more if the people playing it realize that it is make believe.

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  4. Quite a few wars without video games by Weh · · Score: 4, Informative

    Most of the wars in this list of 20th century wars don't have any videogames. Maybe I should send the link to some game-makers.

    1. Re:Quite a few wars without video games by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2, Informative
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  5. Because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    there just aren't enough people in the world that hate Americans.

  6. Angry about warmongering? by sw33tjimmy · · Score: 0

    I don't think so. I think this is more like North
    Korea saving face. Yes, we Americans
    are shaking in our little booties. ;)

    besides, who esle is going to put up a good fight?
    Panama?

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    1. Re:Angry about warmongering? by Roger+Wernersson · · Score: 1

      Considering USA is so bloody scared of Cuba, I wouldn't find it strange at all if you are scared of North Korea.

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  7. An Avid Fan? by blueZhift · · Score: 3, Funny

    From what I've heard in the past, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if Kim Jung-Il is an avid gamer.Yeah, he's kinda nutz too, but he actually does seem to pay attention to pop culture and such. Heck, he may be playing copy of Ghost Recon 2 right now. I'll bet he beats his homies all the time, or else!

    1. Re:An Avid Fan? by ronfar · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think Kim Jong-Il probably prefers Destroy All Monsters: Melee if his taste in movies is anything to go by:

      The producer from hell

      The North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il has a passion for cinema. But he could never find a director to realise his vision. So he kidnapped one from the South, jailed him and fed him grass, then forced him to shoot a socialist Godzilla. Now, for the first time, Shin Sang-ok tells the full story of his bizarre dealings with - and eventual flight from - the world's most dangerous dictator.
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    2. Re:An Avid Fan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comedy Central had a (lame, IMO) cartoon about a Hollywood bigshot a while ago. I can't quite remember the name. Kid Notorious, maybe? Anyway, that situation sounds an awful lot like one of the episodes that I saw. I guess it was based on reality after all.

  8. Full Throttle, Day of the Tentacle.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I guess by the same rationale that because of Full Throttle all bikers are bad.

    Day of the Tentacle: Weird green and purple blobs are evil and want to take over the world

    Leisure Suit Larry: men only care about sex (ok, maybe they're right...)

    Grand Theft Auto: It's totally ok to kill a hooker as long as no cop sees you do it.

    Worms: Worms are bad creature and I should use wind direction and missle bomb loft to kill them in the most efficent manner.

    UT: Other people are only good for cannon fodder

    I could keep going...
    hey NORTH KOREA, IT'S A FUCKING GAME. I highly doubt that every game that's ever been produced over seas portrays Americans in a good light, but do you see us complaining? Hell no, because we are too busy trying to get "kill all haitians" removed from our games (because haitians are a good and kind people who deserve no ill-respect).

    1. Re:Full Throttle, Day of the Tentacle.. by Trepalium · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Worms: Worms are bad creature and I should use wind direction and missle bomb loft to kill them in the most efficent manner.
      You forgot the most important lesson about worms -- bananas are weapons of mass distruction.
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    2. Re:Full Throttle, Day of the Tentacle.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crap, then we need to go after the monkeys in the Congo... they ARE a THREAT TO OUR FREEDOM!

    3. Re:Full Throttle, Day of the Tentacle.. by kaellinn18 · · Score: 1

      So I guess by the same rationale that because of Full Throttle all bikers are bad.

      Day of the Tentacle: Weird green and purple blobs are evil and want to take over the world

      Leisure Suit Larry: men only care about sex (ok, maybe they're right...)

      Grand Theft Auto: It's totally ok to kill a hooker as long as no cop sees you do it.

      Worms: Worms are bad creature and I should use wind direction and missle bomb loft to kill them in the most efficent manner.

      UT: Other people are only good for cannon fodder


      I'm glad someone else came to the same logical conclusions!

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    4. Re:Full Throttle, Day of the Tentacle.. by Alkaiser · · Score: 3, Informative

      Dude...only the PURPLE tentacles are evil. Green Tentacle is a friend of Mankind.

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    5. Re:Full Throttle, Day of the Tentacle.. by mriker · · Score: 2, Funny
      You forgot the most important lesson about worms -- bananas are weapons of mass distruction.
      If only Bush could convince people of this. Headline: "Weapons of Mass Destruction Found in Every Iraqi Kitchen!"
    6. Re:Full Throttle, Day of the Tentacle.. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Do you think that North Korea's attitude towards the US has been markedly changed by the existence of this game?

      Do you think that America's attitude is any different because of this game?

      This is just saber rattling. NK has an excuse to mouth off. Let 'em.

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    7. Re:Full Throttle, Day of the Tentacle.. by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      To Kim Jong-il while standing behind the mansion:

      "I don't think you should drink that..."

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      It would be cool if it didn't suck.
    8. Re:Full Throttle, Day of the Tentacle.. by cicatrix1 · · Score: 1

      Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

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  9. Re:You know... by MarkPNeyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think there's a lot of truth in the ramblings of the North Koreans. Those guys have thousands of artillery peices trained down on the South Koreans, and most of their citizens are starving because all of the food given to them as international aid is diverted to the military. Yet somehow we're the warmongers because of a hypothetical situation created in a video game? Couple that with their prediction of 'miserable defeat for us' and you should realize that you aren't dealing with complaints from a rational group of people, but paranoid ranting and chest thumping from a corrupt and weak regime.

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  10. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    Rockstar North was told by the supreme court to take out "Kill all the Hatians" from GTA-Vice City, and they did.

    Gee, I must have missed that development. What case was that, Nukem v. Croft?

  11. Re:You know... by justkarl · · Score: 0

    Gee, I must have missed that development.

    That, sir, is why you're an Anonomous Coward. Read your damn news.

  12. Game not at all realistic. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    I thought Tom Clancy's games were supposed to be realistic. Everyone knows in a war against North Koreans we will not put ground troops in the jungle, thats just plain suicide we learned that the hardway in Vietnam. Such a war will be fought with bombs. Hope the North Koreans understand that they will get their butts kicked.

    1. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Louis+Guerin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Such a war will be fought with bombs. Hope the North Koreans understand that they will get their butts kicked.

      But at what cost? You do realise that NK can pretty much destroy central Seoul (pop ~10,000,000) in the first 24 hours of their artillery bombardments... and that's presuming they DON'T use chemical/biological/nuclear weapons.

      In this case, it's not about "kicking butt" - it's about finding a way to defuse the situation without massive carnage. Unfortunately, most USians, including those in office, seem not to realise this.

      L

    2. Re:Game not at all realistic. by chrismcdirty · · Score: 1

      Not to try to get into a political discussion/argument about Vietnam, but the reason we [as a country and a military] got our butts handed to us, is because we didn't use the full force of our military, for fear that China or Russia would ally with North Vietnam and bring nukes into the equation. At least that's what the secretary of defense under LBJ claims. He said the war was an attempt to bleed the will of the North Vietnamese.

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    3. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Impotent_Emperor · · Score: 1

      I thought that Korea was in a temperate region, not jungle. Korea had some similarities to WWI fighting until MacArthur took over.

    4. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Everyone knows in a war against North Koreans we will not put ground troops in the jungle, thats just plain suicide we learned that the hardway in Vietnam.

      Also, there's no jungle there, anyway. Actually, there's probably not much of anything left there.

    5. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude. there are no jungles on the korean peninsula. and also, American guys are ALREADY there. Ok, so Rumsfeld is shifting some dudes further south of the artillery range, but those guys are going to be fighting with M-16s as well as bombs.

      Also, the reason why Vietnam was such a disaster was, because those guys employed guerilla warfare(using civillians as human shields). Hiding out in the "jungles" isn't such a big concern as much as will they use tactical chemical/biological/nuclear weapons? You can't win a war with just airforce alone.

      just my .02

    6. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe those USians are tired of losing to zergling rushes and want to be able to play starcraft in peace?

    7. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Informative

      You do realise that NK can pretty much destroy central Seoul (pop ~10,000,000) in the first 24 hours of their artillery bombardments

      You'd be surprised just what kind of developments we've made in the past few years in counterbattery technology. Using tools like the AN/TPQ-47, our forces can detect incoming artillery shells, pinpoint the point of origin of those shells, and have a firing solution to destroy the artillery emplacement that fired them, all before the initial incoming shell hits its target.

      Against a modern counterbattery force, a fixed artillery piece would be lucky to get two rounds in the air before being destroyed. And as the Iraqis learned, the same applies to mortar teams that aren't smart enough to fire and move, fire and move.

      We have such counterbattery forces all along the DMZ. The artillery barrage by the DPRK wouldn't last anywhere near 24 hours, and the damage inflicted while significant wouldn't be anything like what you're intimating.

      And the next big thing is a weapons system that can intercept and destroy incoming artillery shells. I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head, and I think it's still in the proving-ground stages, but it's coming soon to a theater-of-war near you.

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    8. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Louis+Guerin · · Score: 1

      Interesting.

      Still:
      1) the US would need to be able to match the artillery batteries in numbers - maybe not 1:1, but they'd need quite a few thousand to deal with the ~16k pieces the DPRK has.
      2) Presumably the US would need to know with a reasonable degree of accuracy where the pieces are located. This is a problem; many are located in caves or underground, and they're apparently moved on a regular basis.
      3) It doesn't take many chem/bio/nuke rounds to kill a shitload of people in a city like Seoul. one or two per piece still means ~20,000 rounds.

      My main point was that it's unwise to look at this conflict as a pissin' contest, or a wild west shootout. It's more valuable to look at it as a hostage situation - and it's generally only in the movies that hostage situations are resolved successfully by force.

      L

    9. Re:Game not at all realistic. by king-manic · · Score: 1

      The reason the US lost Vietnam was because they did a poor job of convincing their population that the war was at all nessacary and also in letting reported free into the theotre of war. Television was a great hinderance in this. Also, they had vague objectives and Politicians and not generals commanded the armies.

      good objectives:
      -Take and ocupy hill 1 mile north of this point
      -Kill person X
      -Anihalate air field

      bad objectives
      -bring democracy to those people
      -eliminate communism/terrorism/scabbies/radial scientology
      -get oil for daddy

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    10. Re:Game not at all realistic. by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Look up the 10 known missions of the GSG 9.
      Look up operations by the SAS (the majority are successful).

      Generally only in bad soaps are Hostage situatiosn resolved by negotiation. Now, with the new wave of "kidnapping" hostage situations, they fact we cannot locate them makes negotiotion (they always ask for dumb propaganda motivated things which cannot be done) impossible, and force (Can't storm the buiding if you don't know where it is) useless.

      My gut reaction to many of these situatiosn is to remove the issue of contention by thermo-nuclear related resolution. But I am aware that there is no simple solutions and killing a bunch of mostly innocent people isn't the answer, no matter hwo good it would feel.

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    11. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      1) the US would need to be able to match the artillery batteries in numbers - maybe not 1:1, but they'd need quite a few thousand to deal with the ~16k pieces the DPRK has.

      Technology like counterbattery radar is a force-multiplier. Besides, it doesn't necessarily take an artillery piece to counter another artillery piece. The counterbattery radar acquires the firing solution then transmits the coordinates of the target via Joint STARS to a loitering B-2 equipped with JDAM bombs. A bomb is programmed with the coordinates of the artillery piece to be destroyed and is dropped from 20,000 feet.

      2) Presumably the US would need to know with a reasonable degree of accuracy where the pieces are located. This is a problem; many are located in caves or underground, and they're apparently moved on a regular basis.

      No, that's what counterbattery radar does. It's about parabolas. Remember high-school physics? There's only one path that an object moving ballistically can follow. So once counterbattery radar acquires and tracks the incoming shell, physics dictates that we know precisely where the shell came from, down to the fraction of a meter. All, as I said, while the initial incoming shell is still in the air.

      3) It doesn't take many chem/bio/nuke rounds to kill a shitload of people in a city like Seoul.

      Like I said, the next big thing is an intercept system.

      My main point was that it's unwise to look at this conflict as a pissin' contest, or a wild west shootout. It's more valuable to look at it as a hostage situation

      Uh... no. It's none of those things. It's a war plan. The Pentagon has had half a century to construct, analyze, reject, replace, and refine OPLAN 9518. If they say they can win, then they can win. A 1950's-era military force simply can't hope to defeat a numerically smaller but much more technologically advanced 21-century force.

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    12. Re:Game not at all realistic. by filth+grinder · · Score: 1

      3) It doesn't take many chem/bio/nuke rounds to kill a shitload of people in a city like Seoul. one or two per piece still means ~20,000 rounds.

      Nukes are a first strike weapon. Nukes are only effective if you launch them by surprise, and shower your enemy in such a way to completely cripple them causing them to have no chance to respond. North Korea can not do this, the US simply has too many nukes in too many places. If their nuke program has actually evolved into weapon form, they could take out South Korea, which would prompt such international outrage, that they'd have death descend on them.

      Right now North Korea's nuke program is one of protection. They say, "we have nukes, don't fuck with us" so we take a second look at them before deciding to strike at them.

      Biological and chemical agents are tricky, but the international reprocussions of using them is too great for them to be anythign but a last line of defence idea.

      Also, I believe the Ghost Recon game isn't like America's Army or something. You are a small "ghost" squad, that is supposed to secertly move through enemy terrority conducting covert black ops missions (like splinter cell except with a squad).

      If North Korea really wants to be mad, they should read Debt of Honor and especially Executive Orders by Tom Clancy and see what a true evil douche North Korea's fictional leader is protrayed as.

    13. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Corngood · · Score: 0

      What Jungle?

    14. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like we kicked the Vietnamese butts with our bombs right? Idiot.

    15. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Pentagon has had half a century to construct, analyze, reject, replace, and refine OPLAN 9518. If they say they can win, then they can win. A 1950's-era military force simply can't hope to defeat a numerically smaller but much more technologically advanced 21-century force."

      Did you sleep through the 1970's?

    16. Re:Game not at all realistic. by hambonewilkins · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If they say they can win, then they can win.

      That is what we were told about Vietnam and Iraq as well.

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    17. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to put troops on the ground to win a war.

    18. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, in all the time I was stationed in that crap hole of a country (ROK), I don't think I ever saw any jungles. Here's a primer on DPRK terrain: http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/dprk/ terrain.htm

    19. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Rayonic · · Score: 1

      Iraq? Saddam's government is gone. Never coming back. You can say anything you want about the occupation, but we certainly won the war phase. Quickly and decisively.

      Vietnam was botched, but it also ended up as a victory. South Vietnam lost by itself a few years later because we didn't give it financial aid (like the Soviets were funding the North).

      Sense a pattern? We can only "lose" a war via politics. The actual fighting and killing is a breeze. Thankfully, the rebuilding of North Korea would be done by South Korea.

    20. Re:Game not at all realistic. by hambonewilkins · · Score: 1
      You do realize that by far more American soldiers have died since the "war" has been over right? And that guerrilla warfare has been taken up by the true believers in that country. Why isn't his government coming back? We "beat" Afganistan and the Taliban is coming back there.

      We may have bombed Iraq over a weekend but that war is certainly not done.

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    21. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      You do realize that by far more American soldiers have died since the "war" has been over right?

      You do realize that the total number of American soldiers killed since the invasion began is still less than 1,000, right? The invasion started in March, 2003, and it's now nearly July, 2004, which means the rate of American soldiers dying in Iraq is roughly comparable to the murder rate of Chicago, Illinois.

      And that guerrilla warfare has been taken up by the true believers in that country.

      Which "true believers in that country?" The various militias? Disbanded. The Madhi Army? They're fighting with us now. Zarqawi's Tawhid organization? They're not even Iraqi! They're Jordanian!

      We "beat" Afganistan and the Taliban is coming back there.

      The legitimate government of Afghanistan would be shocked to learn that the Taliban is coming back. The hundreds of tribal and clan representatives who participated in not one but two loya jirgas would be shocked to learn that the Taliban is coming back.

      Please. A couple of guys holed up in a cave does not mean "the Taliban is coming back."

      Please take your pessimism, your negativism, and your Chicken-Littleism somewhere else. Slashdotters are, as a group, far too thoughtful to fall for those lies.

      You're going to have to come up with much better lies if you want to make any headway here.

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    22. Re:Game not at all realistic. by abandonment · · Score: 1

      >>You can say anything you want about the
      >>occupation, but we certainly won the war phase.
      >>Quickly and decisively.

      how was there any question about this? the US has no better as far as their willingness to spend their entire gdp on military research and equipment, and they have more than enough suckers to send into the army to go die for some rich moron.

      For the US to really become a global leader, they need to show a willingness to NOT send troops in everytime georgie sees a shadow.

      Until this happens and the US is actually willing to Lead, they are nothing but a rogue state committing war crimes around the world.

    23. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1
      You might want to read Seymour Hershe's take on Afghanistan. He offers a view different from Twirp's and Twirp hates that. Twirp also hates supporting his rhetoric with URL's, opting instead for his own bombast and calling everyone who disagrees with him a liar.


      Seymour writes some good stuff and he is pretty careful to check his facts, unlike Twirp. This a pretty good read on a view that suggests the Bush administration failed in the war on terrorism in the beginning and where it should have really been fought, in Afghanistan and Pakistan and not Iraq.


      "A year and a half later, the Taliban are still a force in many parts of Afghanistan, and the country continues to provide safe haven for members of Al Qaeda. American troops, more than ten thousand of whom remain, are heavily deployed in the mountainous areas near Pakistan, still hunting for Osama bin Laden and Mullah Omar, the Taliban leader. Hamid Karzai, the U.S.-backed President, exercises little political control outside Kabul and is struggling to undercut the authority of local warlords, who effectively control the provinces. Heroin production is soaring, and, outside of Kabul and a few other cities, people are terrorized by violence and crime."


      "Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense Joseph Collins, a Pentagon expert on Afghanistan, acknowledged that it was only in the past several months that "significant money began to flow" into Afghanistan for reconstruction and security. "We found in the security area we were doing the right thing, but not fast enough," he told me. The resurgence of the Taliban and Al Qaeda, Collins said, "did not begin until early last year. They began to realize at the end of 2003 that the key is not to fight our soldiers but U.N. officials and aid workers."


      "In late 2002, the Defense Department's office of Special Operations and Low Intensity Conflict (solic) asked retired Army Colonel Hy Rothstein, a leading military expert in unconventional warfare, to examine the planning and execution of the war in Afghanistan, with an understanding that he would focus on Special Forces. As part of his research, Rothstein travelled to Afghanistan and interviewed many senior military officers, in both Special Forces and regular units. He also talked to dozens of junior Special Forces officers and enlisted men who fought there. His report was a devastating critique of the Administration?s strategy. He wrote that the bombing campaign was not the best way to hunt down Osama bin Laden and the rest of the Al Qaeda leadership, and that there was a failure to translate early tactical successes into strategic victory. In fact, he wrote, the victory in Afghanistan was not, in the long run, a victory at all."


      "In the early summer of 2002, a military consultant, reflecting the views of several American Special Forces commanders in the field, provided the Pentagon with a briefing warning that the Taliban and Al Qaeda were adapting quickly to American tactics. "His decision loop has tightened, ours has widened," the briefing said, referring to the Taliban. "He can see us, but increasingly we no longer see him." Only a very few high-level generals listened, and the briefing, like Rothstein's report, changed nothing. By then, some of the most highly skilled Americans were being diverted from Afghanistan. Richard Clarke noted in his memoir, "The U.S. Special Forces who were trained to speak Arabic, the language of al Qaeda, had been pulled out of Afghanistan and sent to Iraq." Some C.I.A. paramilitary teams were also transferred to Iraq."

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    24. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1
      Oh, please. Have a little self-respect. How would you respond if I came in here and said, "You might want to read Ann Coulter's take on Afghanistan."

      Michael Moore, Robert Fisk, Ted Rall... Seymour Hersch. All men who care more about advancing their own agendas than they do about the truth.

      Seymour Hersch is the same "investigative reporter" (I feel like I need a shower after typing that) who cited MG Taguba's report on the prisons in Iraq by saying, "Sixty per cent of the civilian inmates at Abu Ghraib were deemed not to be a threat to society." That wasn't an exaggeration, a misstatement, or a typographical error. It was a bald-faced lie. MG Taguba's report said no such thing.

      This is the same Seymour Hersch who said in November 2001, "The mission was initiated by sixteen AC-130 gunships, which poured thousands of rounds into the surrounding area but deliberately left the Mullah's house unscathed." The little problem being that there were never 16 AC-130's in Afghanistan. There are only 21 AC-130's in the entire world. Not an exaggeration, a misstatement, or an error. Just a lie.

      In that same article, Hersch painted a bleak picture, predicting that the war in Afghanistan would drag on for years, or even end in failure. The Taliban fell less than a month later.

      On March 31, 2003, Hersch published a real whopper. He wrote an article about "the faltering ground campaign against Saddam Hussein." Turns out he misread every single aspect of the conflict. "The only hope is that they can hold out until reinforcements come," he said. "The only way out now is back, and to hope for some kind of a miracle."

      Nine days later--nine days!--Baghdad was in Coalition hands, Saddam's statue had fallen, and the major military aspect of the war was over.

      What Seymour Hersch doesn't lie about, he gets so completely wrong that you have to wonder if he didn't know exactly where the truth lay and head deliberately in the opposite direction. Hell, even the President of the United States has no illusions about Seymour Hersch. From Bob Woodward's book:
      Musharraf said his deep fear was that the United States would in the end abandon Pakistan, and that other interests would crowd out the war on terrorism.

      Bush fixed his gaze. "Tell the Pakistani people that the President of the United States looked you in the eye and told you we wouldn't do that."

      Musharraf brought up an article in The New Yorker by investigative reporter Seymour Hersh, alleging that the Pentagon, with the help of an Israeli special operations unit, had contingency plans to seize Pakistan's nuclear weapons should the country become unstable.

      "Seymour Hersh is a liar, " Bush replied.
      And, of course, everybody knows about Hersch's malicious, libelous statements about SecDef in the New Yorker. I'm still amazed that a civil suit didn't arise out of that one. Hersch printed statements he had to have known to be false about the Secretary of Defense, and to this day he has not retracted or corrected them.

      I can't say it any better than the President did: Seymour Hersch is a liar.

      Explain this to me now: what possible excuse could you have for hauling out a known agitating-propagandist and liar to bolster your own argument? An argument which is, shall we take a moment to recall, nothing more articulate than "US SUCKS!!!"

      Now, unless you've got something better than Seymour Hersch under your belt, get the fuck out of here.
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    25. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1
      I told you Twirp can't stand views that aren't in lock step with his unique view of the world. It drives him mad.

      who cited MG Taguba's report on the prisons in Iraq by saying, "Sixty per cent of the civilian inmates at Abu Ghraib were deemed not to be a threat to society." That wasn't an exaggeration, a misstatement, or a typographical error. It was a bald-faced lie. MG Taguba's report said no such thing."


      Well it actually says more than 60 percent were no threat to coalition forces and of no intelligence value quoting Brigadier General Karpinski. The Red Cross numbers are 70-90%. There must have been some truth to it considering the LARGE number of detainees they've been releasing lately. I think the military has admitted they swept up large numbers of people and then had no resources or way to assess their threat or value so they just held them for a really long time. They couldn't even keep their Arabic names straight so they couldn't track them. I'm confused why you are calling it a lie though you seem to call everything a lie and everyone a liar, excepting of course yourself.


      "Lastly, detainees accused of committing "Crimes Against the Coalition," who are held throughout the separate facilities in the CJTF-7 AOR, can be released upon a determination that they are of no intelligence value and no longer pose a significant threat to Coalition Forces. The release process for this category of detainee is a screening by the local US Forces Magistrate Cell and a review by a Detainee Release Board consisting of BG Karpinski, COL Marc Warren, SJA, CJTF-7, and MG Barbara Fast, C-2, CJTF-7. MG Fast is the "Detainee Release Authority" for detainees being held for committing crimes against the coalition. According to BG Karpinski, this category of detainee makes up more than 60% of the total detainee population, and is the fastest growing category."

      In that same article, Hersch painted a bleak picture, predicting that the war in Afghanistan would drag on for years, or even end in failure. The Taliban fell less than a month later.

      I think the war in Afghanistan is still going on today isn't it? Of course we already had this long discussion on what constitutes war and you ASSURED ME WE ARE AT WAR. YOU DIDN'T LIE TO ME DID YOU. I guess we just aren't at war in Afghanistan because you decided we won, though I would have assumed that would be the first place you would still be fighting a war on terrorism.

      Just because the Taliban and Al Qaeda moved to insurgency didn't mean the war ended. It just meant they realized they couldn't fight from fixed positions and in the open when they didn't have an air force. Pretty much the same thing happened in Iraq. Everyone knows by now you don't fight toe to toe with the U.S. in the open. You offer token resistance and then you melt in to the cities or mountains and start an insurgency because an insurgency ties the U.S. and all its high tech weapons in a knot. The Army simply doesn't have the boots to put on the ground to fight one, let alone two.

      Musharraf brought up an article in The New Yorker by investigative reporter Seymour Hersh, alleging that the Pentagon, with the help of an Israeli special operations unit, had contingency plans to seize Pakistan's nuclear weapons should the country become unstable.

      Twirp, Twirp, Twirp, I'm shocked, you mean to tell me YOU WANT to let, and Bush WOULD let, Pakistan's nukes fall in to the hands of Islamic extremists? I thought you had trouble sleeping at night worrying about this very thing, or was it because you stopped taking your meds. I imagine its possible the Israeli's might not be a part of it but they are a close ally with lots of "special" capabilities. You have to figure the U.S. does have the contingency plan in one form or another. This all being top secret I imagine Bush would be obligated to deny it with gusto and its impossible for a lowly mortal like me to ascertain the truth, though in your om

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    26. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just ignore Twirlip. He's angry and bitter - hell, he even gets worked up if anyone dares to contradict him on stories about Apple.

      He's an angry, angry man. And he can't handle being wrong - best to let him be until he gets the therapy he so desparately needs.

    27. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you please weigh in on the meme that the US gov't allowed (or even accomodated) Bin Laden's family's flight out of the US immediately after the 9/11 attacks?

    28. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1
      Well it actually says more than 60 percent were no threat to coalition forces and of no intelligence value quoting Brigadier General Karpinski.

      General Karpinski has been formally admonished by the Army for her actions in Iraq.

      It was Karpinski's lack of leadership and discipline at the prison that led to the abuses that happened there. She's a disgrace to her rank and her uniform. She was summarily relieved of command and officially reprimanded, and when she got back to the States she went public with all sorts of wild and unsubstantiated allegations. She spazzed out, basically. Just like you tend to do when faced with unpleasant truths. Funny how that works, ain't it?

      The fact that she hasn't been cashiered, or even brought up on charges of conduct unbecoming, astounds me.

      What else you got?

      The Red Cross numbers are 70-90%.

      7. Certain CF military intelligence officers told the ICRC that in their estimate between 70 per cent and 90 per cent of the persons deprived of their liberty in Iraq had been arrested by mistake. They also attributed the brutality of some arrests to the lack of proper supervision of battle group units.

      Another unsubstantiated allegation, only this time you can't even attach it to a source. The ICRC report cites "certain officials," but since those officials are not named anywhere in the report, their alleged claims cannot be investigated. The claims were flat-out refuted by MG Taguba, and subsequently have been dismissed as being either gross exaggerations or entirely fictitious by even the most radical of the radical leftists. What's the problem? Aren't you getting the newsletter?

      Now, my question is this: are you merely gullible, or are you actively spreading lies?

      I think the military has admitted they swept up large numbers of people and then had no resources or way to assess their threat or value so they just held them for a really long time.

      "I think the military has admitted?" Whatsa matter? Can't be bothered to even come up with a made-up source for this falsehood?

      I think the war in Afghanistan is still going on today isn't it?

      Nope. We're building roads and schools. They've got a constitution, and they're getting ready for general elections. That's not what I call "war." That's what I call the thing that comes after war.

      Of course we already had this long discussion on what constitutes war and you ASSURED ME WE ARE AT WAR. YOU DIDN'T LIE TO ME DID YOU.

      Heh. Good one. Man, you really nailed me to the wall on that one. We're at war, so therefore we must be at war EVERYWHERE, because if we're not at war EVERYWHERE we aren't at war ANYWHERE. Somebody save my seat; I must go warn the Marines at 8th and I.

      I guess we just aren't at war in Afghanistan because you decided we won, though I would have assumed that would be the first place you would still be fighting a war on terrorism.

      We fight the war on terrorism in places where there are... you know... terrorists. Afghanistan, apart from a few remaining lawless enclaves, is no longer a safe harbor for terrorists. The government of Afghanistan is our partner in combatting terrorism. There's no need to wage war there any more.

      For some reason, this just eats you up inside. Be honest with me: do you not feel even the slightest twinge of guilt when you look yourself in the mirror and realize that you're rooting for the enemy?

      Just because the Taliban and Al Qaeda moved to insurgency didn't mean the war ended.

      Um. Actually, that's kind of exactly what it means. When there's no longer an enemy who can mount a coordinated, effective attack, then the war's over. Nuisance attacks by bad guys longing for the old days? Sure. But that's not really "war" in any meaningful sense of the word. It's just harassment.

      You offer token resistance and then you melt in to the cities or mountains

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    29. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      It's absolutely true.

      Let's talk about the bin Laden family for a second. It's fucking huge. Let me make another point about the bin Laden family. It's fucking huge.

      The patriarch of the bin Laden family, Sheik Mohammed bin Laden, died in 1968. He left no fewer than fifty-eight sons and daughters, and hundreds of grandchildren and great-grandchildren. It is estimated, and I'm seriously not making this up, that the bin Laden clan, including relations through marriage, numbers around 4,000 people.

      Seriously. Look it up. I got these numbers from a "Frontline" transcript; I'm sure you can find them yourself if you go a-lookin'.

      The family long ago disowned and disavowed Osama bin Laden. While the old saying that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree certainly has value, it's simply not fair to paint the entire bin Laden family with the same brush. After all, just because Michael's a freak, a pervert and a child molester doesn't mean Tito is too.

      Now I'm gonna change gears and talk about Prince Bandar. Prince Bandar bin Sultan is the Saudi ambassador to the United States. He's a fixture around the hallowed halls. He's been in the diplomatic corps longer than anybody; he came to the United States as Saudi Arabia's ambassador in 1983. He's a highly respected diplomat. He's been around for so long that if he ever tried to pull any real shenanigans, they would have caught up to him by now. He's trusted because he's earned our trust.

      Prince Bandar met with President Bush on 9/13/01. It's not known whether they discussed the matter then, but shortly thereafter (9/15, most people believe) a request came from the Saudi Embassy. The Saudi Embassy, in the person of Prince Bandar, expressed concern about anti-Muslim, anti-Arab and anti-Saudi sentiment in the United States, and suggested that for their safety, it might be wise to let Saudi nationals leave the country.

      Now, if you'll remember, various United States embassies overseas make this exact same request when touchy situations arise. It's in the news pretty regularly. It's not exceptional or unusual in any way. It's entirely routine and entirely reasonable. In fact, if anything, the Saudis' request was even more reasonable because they weren't just talking about Saudi nationals. They were talking, in part, about members of the bin Laden family themselves. If you were anywhere inside the United States in the days after 9/11, you'll understand how terrified these people must have been to be carrying Saudi passports with the name "bin Laden" in them.

      So the Saudi Embassy made this request. It got routed from State to the CIA for security reasons. From CIA it was bounced over to FBI. The FBI looked at the names on the list--140 in all--and concluded that none of them were what they call "persons of interest." The CIA, in the person of then-security advisor Richard Clarke, approved the request.

      Some days later, a total of six charter flights carried a total of 140 Saudi nationals out of this country and home to Saudi Arabia.

      Did the planes carry only the members of the bin Laden family? No. There were 26 members of the bin Laden family in the United States at the time, out of a total 140 Saudi nationals. Did the planes fly during the general FAA ban on air travel? No, it was several days after the ban was lifted that the flights took place. (The ban was lifted on 9/14. I know this because I was on a plane that day myself. That's not the sort of thing you forget. The request didn't even get to the CIA until 9/15.) Did the FBI have the chance to interview these people? Yes. Did the CIA have a chance to review the list? Yes. Are any of these people now believed to have any connection at all with 9/11? No. Are any of these people now considered "persons of interest" by the FBI or any other agency? No.

      Is Michael Moore lying in order to advance a political agenda? Yes. Of course. That's what he does.

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    30. Re:Game not at all realistic. by rjthomas61 · · Score: 1

      Thanks, man. I owe you a Riscky's for the trouble that saved me.

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    31. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent point about the size of the bin Laden clan. I did not know that.

      I'm glad I marked you as "Friend" so all your posts get bumped up. I haven't regretted it yet.

    32. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1

      I know, I know, I just wasted hours arguing with him in another thread but he's so funnnnnny. Its not often you encounter venomous mammals. I was amazed he distanced himself from Ann Coulter since she is a fellow member of his species. She's funnnnny too. I wish he WOULD quote her. They should mate to propagate their species.

      I think Twirp has had therapy, per his journal he apparently has the med's he needs he just doesn't take them. You need to take your med's, Twirp.

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    33. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1

      What else you got?

      Well just the original point that you glossed over as you always do. You said Seymour lied when he said the Taguba report said 60%. Once again I proved to you it did say that. Seymour didn't lie, you did. I don't care that you don't like who and why it was said in the report. You were wrong. I know you hate that. You better take a shower.

      I think its been established that military intelligence was given control of most of the problem areas in Iraq's prisons over Karpinski's objections and her MP's were following order from MI outside of her chain of command. Messing up chain of command like that was bad and against military doctrine so its not suprising it went really bad. Its been documented Rumsfeld authorized stripping prisoners and threatening them with dogs, though he rescinded it after objections from professionals in the military, but the ball was already rolling. I'm not sure its Karpinski's fault that MI did just the things Rumsfeld approved and since they were given that much leeway they just kept going. The U.S. did grievous damage to its War on Terrorism when it abandoned the moral high ground and authorized torture.

      Nope. We're building roads and schools. They've got a constitution, and they're getting ready for general elections. That's not what I call "war." That's what I call the thing that comes after war.

      Well we had all that in Vietnam too. It was a war and an insurgency. The U.S. lost in the end. And before you start I don't want to argue about why. It could happen in Afghanistan and Iraq too unless the Bush administration gets their heads screwed on straight or are thrown out in November though I have zero confidence Kerry would do any better.

      Your mouth must be burning from all the lies you're spreading. No shame at all.

      Well no. Once again I don't think I'm lying. I'm just referring to the memos the White House itself released this week.

      http://hrw.org/english/docs/2004/06/23/usint8937 .h tm

      This URL is from Human Rights so control yourself Twirp, don't want you to get all lathered up again.

      "The released documents stop in April 2003 and do not cover practices at Abu Ghraib and other military prisons in Iraq, Human Rights Watch said. Even so, they show that in December, 2002, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld approved the use of techniques, such as the use of guard dogs to instill fear in detainees, stripping detainees nude, and the use of painful stress positions, that violate the law. Rumsfeld later rescinded his approval of these techniques on Guantanamo detainees, yet they later featured prominently in the abuses at Abu Ghraib. "

      Here is one from PBS if you couldn't tolerate Human Rights Watch:

      http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/white_house/jan-j un e04/prisoners_6-23.html

      "Defense Secretary Rumsfeld rejected those tactics, but approved 17 others in December 2002. Techniques like forcing a detainee to stand for as long as four hours, forced isolation for up to 30 days, deprivation of light, the use of 20-hour interrogations, removal of clothing, forced shaving of facial hair, inducing stress by use of detainee's fears -- for example, dogs, and use of mild physical contact that did not cause injury."

      I think the "inducing stress by use of the detainee's fears" is especially important because it would be very easy for MI to build on that. The example cited was "guard dogs" but sexual humiliation, with photos, would fit the same description.

      For some reason you keep insisting I provide references but you never do. Its very time consuming having to track down the bullshit your referencing and rebut it too. I did try for a while on the 16 AC-130 gunship "lie" you attributed to Seymour. That does sound out of line or like a typo but I couldn't find it to do any fact checking on it. If he said that he was probably wrong. I did find stuff that referenced an AC-130 gunship.

      As for the rest

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    34. Re:Game not at all realistic. by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
      "Is Michael Moore lying in order to advance a political agenda? Yes. Of course. That's what he does."

      Interesting.. what political agenda could/would that be?

    35. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      You said Seymour lied when he said the Taguba report said 60%. Once again I proved to you it did say that.

      Yes, the words "sixty percent" are indeed to be found in MG Taguba's report. They are not, however, to be found in any context even remotely similar to what Hersch said they were. So that was a lie.

      Messing up chain of command like that was bad and against military doctrine so its not suprising it went really bad.

      You've got your timeline confused. Operational control over the prison was taken from Janice "It wasn't my fault!" Karpinski after the abuses took place. It was her lack of leadership and discipline that allowed the abuses to happen in the first place. She was ultimately relieved of command over it.

      Well we had all that in Vietnam too.

      Wow. Every time I think we've hit the bottom of the well of your ignorance, you get right in there with a shovel.

      In Afghanistan, we had a regime in power that was removed from power by force. The supporters of that regime were captured, killed, fled across the border, or escaped into the remote parts of the country. The few who remained inside the borders have been carrying out a completely ineffective guerilla war. They have no popular support and they lack the ability to operate in a coordinated fashion.

      In Vietnam, we had an entire army that was carrying out coordinated, effective operations from a position of safety north of the border. They had extensive support, both materially and logistically, from the communist regime in Hanoi, which in turn was supported by other communist governments.

      Oh, and by the way, in Vietnam the decision was made at the highest levels of our government to fight toward a stalemate rather than to achieve victory. In Afghanistan, the opposite is true.

      There are no parallels between Vietnam and Afghanistan. There just aren't any. Using the history of Vietnam as a data point to try to predict the future of Afghanistan is just plain dumb.

      It could happen in Afghanistan and Iraq too unless the Bush administration gets their heads screwed on straight or are thrown out in November though I have zero confidence Kerry would do any better.

      Doom and gloom, doom and gloom. Ignore the fact that things are going incredibly well as a whole. Concentrate instead on the small setbacks. Or, in this case, on the things that might, possibly, maybe could go wrong in the future.

      Once again I don't think I'm lying. I'm just referring to the memos the White House itself released this week.

      Well, that's not what I was referring to, but whatever, I'll bite. So what? The memos authorized the use of techniques inducing fear, humiliation, anger, and discomfort. These are part and parcel of interrogation. Do you think interrogation should be soft pillows and cups of tea?

      Even so, they show that in December, 2002, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld approved the use of techniques, such as the use of guard dogs to instill fear in detainees, stripping detainees nude, and the use of painful stress positions, that violate the law.

      These techniques do not violate the law. These techniques do not fit the legal definition of torture. (Torture is defined in 18 USC as being the deliberate infliction of severe mental or physical pain. Discomfort doesn't count. Fear doesn't count.)

      Besides, SecDef rescinded that authorization just six weeks later, on January 15, after the DoD received news of the abuses at Abu Ghraib. After a thorough review of the legal issues, SecDef further restricted the authorized interrogation techniques.

      If anything, this point proves that SecDef is a good guy who's trying to do his job to the best of his ability while making sure that his staff and our military forces do not cross the line. When they cross the line, he reigns 'em back in as necessary. Pretty damned hard to find fault there.

      The example cited was "guard dogs" but sexu

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    36. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1
      Interesting.. what political agenda could/would that be?
      STEPHANOPOULOS: Random House defines "propaganda" as information, rumors, et cetera, deliberately spread widely to help or harm a person, group, movement, et cetera. By that definition, Fahrenheit 911 is propaganda, isn't it?

      MOORE: Well, it's an op-ed piece. It's my opinion about the last four years of the Bush administration. And that's what I call it. I'm not trying to pretend that this is some sort of, you know, fair and balanced work of journalism, even though those who use the words "fair and balanced" often aren't that, but--

      STEPHANOPOULOS: And your goal is to defeat President Bush.

      MOORE: I would like to see Mr. Bush removed from the White House.
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    37. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1

      "They are not, however, to be found in any context even remotely similar to what Hersch said they were. So that was a lie."

      Well if you point me to the exact text of what he said I will be glad to look at it and if you are correct that he lied I will be the first to pat you on the back. I haven't studied his work in the extraordinary detail you apparently have so maybe he is a bold faced liar. But, I've found the stuff of his that I've read to be thought provoking, plausible and he cites a lot of creditable sources unlike yourself. For example you said the Taliban wasn't on the resurgence in Iran and he quoted the Pentagon official who works Afghanistan who said it was.

      "Well, it certainly wasn't a typo, because typographical errors get corrected. It was just a lie. One of many perpetrated by your old pal Seymour Hersch."

      Again if you point me to the text of the 16 AC-130's statement I would like to review it and if he said that then I will conceede he either lied, made a mistake or there is a typo.

      "I think the military has admitted they swept up large numbers of people" and so on."

      I can't dig up an online reference for that. I got that from cable news. Here is a different way of putting it that is straight out of the Taguba report.

      "The screening, processing, and release of detainees who should not be in custody takes too long and contributes to the overcrowding and unrest in the detention facilities."

      Since it says the facilities were severely overcrowded and part of the problem was due to not being able to release detainees who should not be in custody you can deduce people were being picked up that shouldn't have been. So I don't think I will agree with you assertion that I was lying but I will withdraw my earlier statement and replace it with this one which is documented.

      "You've got your timeline confused. Operational control over the prison was taken from Janice "It wasn't my fault!" Karpinski after the abuses took place. It was her lack of leadership and discipline that allowed the abuses to happen in the first place. She was ultimately relieved of command over it."

      No you are confused again, Twirp, though perhaps I'm at fault for not being crystal clear and providing ever more references. I wasn't talking about when she was relieved of command. She certainly had problems in her command but she was commanding weekend warriors in severely overcrowded, very nasty, prisons so its not surprising.

      I was talking about a point earlier in the timeline when MI placed Colonel Thomas Pappas in charge of interrogations at Abu Graib in September, and put him under extreme pressure to get results from the interrogations, right before the worst abuse started. His people were giving orders to the problem MP's and severely clouded Karpinski's chain of command. From disinfopedia:

      http://www.disinfopedia.org/wiki.phtml?title=Tho ma s_M._Pappas

      In the report by Maj. Gen. Antonio M. Taguba regarding the alleged acts of brutality, abuse, and torture at the Enemy Prisoner of War facility at Abu Ghraib and other Enemy Prisoner of War Camps in Iraq and Afghanistan, Taguba said, "'Specifically I suspect that Col. Thomas M. Pappas, Lt. Col. Steve L. Jordan, Mr. Steven Stephanowicz and Mr. John Israel were either directly or indirectly responsible for the abuses at Abu Ghraib and strongly recommend immediate disciplinary actions ..." [2]

      Pappas, who "at one time was the chief of the Architectures Division of the Intelligence Center's Futures Directorate on Fort Huachuca," Taguba "has recommended he be given a general officer memorandum of reprimand. Pappas assumed command of the 205th Military Intelligence Brigade in June 2003, after attending the Naval War College in Newport, R.I." [3]

      "Within the Army a general officer memorandum of reprimand is considered a career killer." [4]

      Douglas Jehl writes in the May 19, 2004, New York Times that "Officers

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    38. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1

      As an aside on a subject from our previous thread. You recall you said the Bush administration had never lied about anything and I cited a video shown on the Daily Show that caught Dick Cheney in a bold faced lie on video tape.

      Well the same clips were on Larry King Live last night so I was paying closer attention. In the first inteview which was recent with a lady reporter I don't know sitting in a badly lit office, Cheney claims he never said that the Iraq/Al Queda meeting in Praque had been "pretty well confirmed". Then they cut to his Meet the Press interview some time ago when he was drumming up support for invading Iraq. He said "Its been pretty well confirmed" that the meeting in Prague had taken place. As you recall I though the wording was slightly different so he might get off on a technicality but the wordoing was exactly the same so he was definitely lying in the second interview and may well have been in the first one.

      So at least in one instance Cheney was caught lying on videotape. When you are fibbing at the rate they are I guess its hard to keep it straight. I know you are crushed now since you idolize him and you have a potty mouth a lot like his.

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    39. Re:Game not at all realistic. by foidulus · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the total number of American soldiers killed since the invasion began is still less than 1,000, right? The invasion started in March, 2003, and it's now nearly July, 2004, which means the rate of American soldiers dying in Iraq is roughly comparable to the murder rate of Chicago, Illinois.
      Um, you might wanna check on what that pesky word "rate" means. This may be just crazy liberal talk, but I interpret rate to be number of murders per unit of population.
      last year there were 599 declared homicides in Chicago. The population of Chicago is 2,886,251 Well, that is a 2002 estimate, but it is close enough for the purpose of this exercise. That means that there were a bout 2.075 murders per 10,000 people in the city.
      From March 2003 to March 2004 there were 601 US casulties in the Iraq War. Needless to say, the # of soldiers in Iraq is much less than the number of people in Chicago, but just to drill home how dumb your point is, lets do some calculations, shall we?
      The total size of US forces in Iraq is roughly 138,000. So 601/138,000, or about 43.55 people per 10,000 killed......
      Maybe it's just my poor math skills(obviously a result of our public schools, which I attended for both college and high school), but it seems to me that 43.55 is a lot bigger than 2.075....
      Next time, do some real research before opening your mouth, you just might be surprised to see that you were being lied to. I found all these number off the internet in about 5 minutes

    40. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      This may be just crazy liberal talk, but I interpret rate to be number of murders per unit of population.

      It's crazy liberal talk to the extent that you're trying to argue definitions, semantics, and trivialities instead of meaningful points.

      For the record, "murders per unit time per geographical area" is a perfectly acceptable definition of "murder rate."

      The larger issue remains untouched: the number of US soldiers killed in Iraq is not overwhelming. Every soldier's death is a tragedy, but there's no need to look at the total number and predict doom and gloom.

      Next time, do some real research before opening your mouth, you just might be surprised to see that you were being lied to.

      Next time, try focusing on something meaningful instead of trying your best to poke holes in the periphery of an argument.

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    41. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Well if you point me to the exact text of what he said I will be glad to look at it and if you are correct that he lied I will be the first to pat you on the back.

      If I gave two shits about garnering your approval, that might be a tempting offer. As it is... not so much.

      I haven't studied his work in the extraordinary detail you apparently have so maybe he is a bold faced liar.

      Yet again, it's "bald-faced." Not "bold faced."

      And if you haven't studied his work very closely, why were you so excited about citing his highly negative article on Afghanistan? Is it possibly because you're more concerned about finding people who have said bad things about the United States than you are about speaking truthfully?

      Again if you point me to the text of the 16 AC-130's statement I would like to review it

      Then go find it. Hersch's columns are hardly hidden from public view.

      I can't dig up an online reference for that. I got that from cable news.

      This is old ground: you cannot watch five minutes of CNN and consider yourself an informed citizen. Please stop spreading rumors. It just makes you look silly.

      Since it says the facilities were severely overcrowded and part of the problem was due to not being able to release detainees who should not be in custody you can deduce people were being picked up that shouldn't have been.

      Nobody has ever argued otherwise. Of course some of the people in custody didn't belong there. So? You're expecting them to be perfect, maybe?

      But the thing is, what the General said in his report and what you said were not even similar. He said that it takes too long to identify and release people who didn't belong there. You said that the military "admitted" that they "swept up large numbers of" blah blah blah. You said things that the General didn't say, and then tried to attribute them to the General. That's a lie.

      She certainly had problems in her command but she was commanding weekend warriors

      Never miss an opportunity to slander people who leave their homes and families and put their lives in danger to protect you from the people who want to blow you into tiny smithereens, do you?

      From disinfopedia

      Is that supposed to be funny, or was it funny all on its own?

      Then you just copied-and-pasted a bunch of stuff that had no relation to your position or argument, or to anything that I said.

      Pretty weak, overall. You're losing your touch, I think. Being taken to school on the Hersch question seems to have really taken the wind out of your sails. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Why don't you go take a little nap, and when you wake up I'll have milk and cookies for you. Does that sound good?

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    42. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1
      As you recall I though the wording was slightly different so he might get off on a technicality but the wordoing was exactly the same so he was definitely lying in the second interview and may well have been in the first one.

      Definitely lying. Definitely, definitely lying. No question about it, definitely lying.

      Sigh.

      I guess that last bastion of objective journalism, "The Daily Show," and hard-hitting investigator Larry King both neglected to mention the correction that Scott McClellan gave at the press gaggle the next day. (That was Friday the 18th, just a week ago.)
      MR. McCLELLAN: In an interview with CNBC last night, the Vice President denied ever saying the words "pretty well confirmed" in relation to Mohammed Atta. In fact he did use those words in an interview on "Meet the Press" last December. The Vice President regrets his error and has asked me to reiterate his statement that no evidence has been found to date to contradict the report.
      Scott then went into a pretty long statement about the 9/11 commission report that I don't feel like transcribing right now. I'm sure you can find it yourself with your mad research skillz. The same ones with which you apparently inexplicably unable to locate any of Seymour Hersch's old columns except for the one that you copied-and-pasted from.

      Everybody needs to pay very close attention to this. This is why the Democratic party can't be taken seriously. They, and their supporters, are so dead-set on catching the administration in a lie that they're willing to take a simple error, which was corrected on the record the next day, and blow the living hell out of it just to try to make our elected leaders look bad.

      This is almost as good a time as when the left made a huge stink about Scott's statement, "This is about an imminent threat." They trumpeted that one from the rooftops, swearing that it was conclusive proof that the administration said Iraq was an imminent threat, an allegation the administration has always flatly denied.

      Of course, the fact that Scott wasn't even talking about Iraq, but rather about Turkey's request for additional NATO air defenses, is never brought up.

      I've said this before and I'll say it again until it no longer becomes necessary: stop trying so hard to make your point, and just concentrate on the facts. You'll look much less like a colossal ass that way.
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    43. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1

      Definitely lying. Definitely, definitely lying. No question about it, definitely lying.

      Yes, twirp. Definitely lying. Thank you for finally agreeing with me. If you can't tolerate the Daily show you can probably check it yourself. I can't find official transcripts for the CNBC interview but the text is below and there is video. Hopefully this will shatter your illusion that the people in the Bush administration never lie. Hopefully it wont push you in to another schizophrenic episode now that you have to accept just once that you are wrong.

      "During the CNBC interview, Cheney also dissembled in the following exchange about Mohammed Atta, an Al Qaeda member who was allegedly involved in the September 11 attacks (a witness claimed that Atta met with an Iraqi intelligence officer in Prague in the spring of 2001, a heavily disputed assertion that the FBI and CIA have questioned):"

      BORGER: Well, let's get to Mohamed Atta for a minute because you mentioned him as well. You have said in the past that it was, quote, "pretty well confirmed."

      CHENEY: No, I never said that.

      BORGER: OK.

      CHENEY: I never said that.

      BORGER: I think that is...

      CHENEY: Absolutely not. What I said was the Czech intelligence service reported after 9/11 that Atta had been in Prague on April 9 of 2001, where he allegedly met with an Iraqi intelligence official. We have never been able to confirm that nor have we been able to knock it down, we just don't know.

      But as a White House transcript demonstrates, Cheney said in a December 9, 2001 interview on "Meet the Press" that, "Well, what we now have that's developed since you and I last talked, Tim, of course, was that report that's been pretty well confirmed, that [Atta] did go to Prague and he did meet with a senior official of the Iraqi intelligence service in Czechoslovakia last April, several months before the attack." (our emphasis)

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    44. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1

      If I gave two shits about garnering your approval, that might be a tempting offer. As it is... not so much.

      OK since once again you can't support what you were saying, which I think WAS slandering Seymour Hersh I'll have to assume you were the one lying until you prove otherwise. I do really want to find the truth in all of your bombast but you make it impossible. If I am wrong I was hoping you would help me see the light.

      "Never miss an opportunity to slander people who leave their homes and families and put their lives in danger to protect you from the people who want to blow you into tiny smithereens, do you?"

      I don't think I would call it slander to call them "Weekend Warriors". They are reservists. Until Bush drafted them they typically do only serve on weekends and a couple weeks out of the year. Its a common nickname and I imagine they use it themselves. If you think thats slander then the stuff you say will apparently require a new, more extreme word. This particular brigade hadn't been trained on prison duty but were forced in to it anyway. Reservists just don't get as much training as regular army. Its not there fault, its just reality. Another key point about Abu Ghraib is that it had 7,000 prisoners in it due to the overcrowding, because they weren't releasing people fast enough for the numbers being brought in. Military doctrine stipulates an MP brigade should be tasked with no more than 4,000 prisoners so they were both poorly trained and severely over taxed but you prefer to just blame it all on Karpinski and totally ignore the fact that MI's Colonel Pappas was ordering all the abuse and he was getting order from his chain of command.

      "From disinfopedia

      Is that supposed to be funny, or was it funny all on its own?"


      If you looked at the quotes you would see those were a bunch of quotes from major papers on Colonel Pappas. Disinfopedia just collected them all in one place. Once again when you are confronted with reality, from major papers, you just pretend it isn't so and change the subject.

      Well at this point I've wasted enough of a Saturday baiting you. I know you are going to have to have the last word, for which you will save your best slander since I'm not going to rebut it, so shoot away. You really should consider taking your meds again. I've grown fond of you and I want to see you get better.

      Later dude, until the next thread where you say something insane.

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    45. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Hopefully this will shatter your illusion that the people in the Bush administration never lie.

      Wow. Way to read the first line of my post and nothing further.

      Hey, if you want to pull the old tactic of just repeating the same thing over and over and not actually, you know, dealing with the correction that the White House issued the very next day, that's cool by me.

      "Par for the course," I think, is the expression that applies here.

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    46. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      I'll have to assume you were the one lying until you prove otherwise.

      OK.

      If I am wrong I was hoping you would help me see the light.

      Not my job, man. "If I haven't seen it, it's a lie!!!" doesn't fool anybody any more.

      Until Bush drafted them

      Another lie. We haven't had a draft in this country since 1973. You're getting desperate now.

      Its a common nickname and I imagine they use it themselves.

      You imagine wrong. It's a pejorative term. I have no problem at all believing that you used it out of ignorance; ignorance is your calling card. But that doesn't change the fact that you so obviously hold our soldiers in such contempt that you couldn't possibly pass on an opportunity to trivialize their efforts.

      If you looked at the quotes you would see those were a bunch of quotes from major papers on Colonel Pappas.

      Yeah, we've seen how "quotes from major papers" have really bolstered your case thus far.

      Look, let me be perfectly clear on this. Time and again, you have tried to take quotes out of context to prove your point. You tried it with David Kay, ignoring the context of the report in which those remarks were made and the context of the events that have transpired since. You tried it with Seymour Hersch, ignoring the context the he's a freaking liar who when he isn't just making stuff up is drawing conclusions that are so wrong they're laughable. You tried it with Janice "Waa waa!" Karpinski, ignoring the context that she was held responsible for the very acts you were trying to blame on somebody else, and that she got all pissy when she was relieved of command and sent stateside. And most recently you tried it with the Vice President of the United States, pulling out two inconsistent remarks and ignoring the context of the retraction that the White House issued the very next day.

      So you think "quotes from major papers" are going to persuade anybody after you've established that kind of track record? For shame.

      There once was a time when I felt a certain duty to point out your lies. Point by point, I took you to school. Now it's reached the level where it's just not funny anymore. Your feeble attempts to try to paint the administration and the United States in the worst possible light are just plain sad.

      And you know, come to think of it, you never did answer my questions about your motives. What's your goal here? To try to undermine confidence in the war effort? To damage home-front morale? Just what's your angle, anyway?

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    47. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1

      "You imagine wrong. It's a pejorative term. I"

      Sorry had to break my own rule just a teeny bit.

      This is just to good to resist. If "Weekend Warrior" is a pejorative why does the military use it on its recruiting web site:

      http://www.military.com/Recruiting/GuardorReserv e/ 1,13387,105,00.html?loc=LN

      Explore Gaurd and Reserves
      "It's the way of the Weekend Warrior, but it's also much more than that."

      Word Net defines it for just what it is:

      weekend warrior ...
      2: a reservist who fulfills the military obligation on weekends

      I knew you would slander me by something like "holding our soldiers in contempt". Soldiers are people, just people, there are good ones, bad ones and a whole range in between. Its ridiculous for you to make them all in to saints, or to put words in my mouth and make it appear like I hate the guts of every one of them. I'll reserve the right to evaluate them on an individual basis, thank you. If they are tracking down Al Qaeda I appreciate their service. If they are stuck in the mess in Iraq I feel for them and don't have anything good to say about the upper end of their chain of command.

      In fairness to the reservists Bush called up to full time service can't be called "Weekend Warrior" now. They were when they got called up but now they are active duty so its not really fair the Army keeps calling them reservists. Thats almost a pejorative when they've made them in to active duty. I used the term "drafted" as a sarcastic term for calling up reservists to active duty to fill all the holes in the Army to fight a war in Iraq that wasn't a national emergency. No it wasn't a lie, it was sarcasm. I think you and I both know there won't be a draft until after the election.

      You sure seem to parse the words of everyone you are slandering much more closely than yourself.

      Later dude. Its time to take your meds. Luv Ya.

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    48. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1

      It's crazy liberal talk to the extent that you're trying to argue definitions, semantics, and trivialities instead of meaningful points."

      Damn Twirp, you must be a crazy liberal. Who knew.

      I just came from a thread where you were arguing the definitions, semantics and trivialities of things like "Weekend Warrior". I've seen a few times where you were "trying your best to poke holes in the periphery of an argument." In the last week I've seen you call people liars time after time based on nothing but "definitions, semantics and trivialities"

      "The larger issue remains untouched: the number of US soldiers killed in Iraq is not overwhelming. Every soldier's death is a tragedy, but there's no need to look at the total number and predict doom and gloom."

      I imagine some of the families of the dead and the thousands of seriously wounded probably don't appreciate your efforts to trivialize them out of one side of your mouth and praise them out the other.

      There is a key difference between murder rates in cities and the dead in Iraq. Murders are extremely hard to prevent. The chicken hawks in the White House went out of their way to get those guys killed in Iraq fighting a war that was extremely optional. If Bush/Cheney had focused on the war against Al Qaeda, and done it right in Afghanistan and Pakistan:

      A. 9/11 would have been better avenged
      B. The War on Terrorism might have been won early
      C. A lot of brave guys would be alive today or not missing arms and legs, or if they had died in Afghanistan they would have died for a good reason, avenging 9/11.
      D. Moderate arabs wouldn't have been pushed in to the arms of the extremist out of the swelling hatred of the U.S.

      Instead the chicken hawks blew off Afghanistan and Pakistan before the job was done and rushed in to a war that did nothing but pour gasoline on the Arab and Muslim world insuring the war will get worse not better, be longer, not shorter, and get more people killed.

      I'm a fan of Twirp in case you couldn't tell. I follow him around worshiping him.

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    49. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      If "Weekend Warrior" is a pejorative why does the military use it on its recruiting web site:

      Shrug. Obviously opinions differ. What matters is intent, and your intent was blindingly obvious.

      Its ridiculous for you to make them all in to saints, or to put words in my mouth and make it appear like I hate the guts of every one of them.

      Actually, you're the one who put the words there. I just called you on it.

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    50. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      In the last week I've seen you call people liars time after time based on nothing but "definitions, semantics and trivialities"

      OK.

      I imagine some of the families of the dead and the thousands of seriously wounded probably don't appreciate your efforts to trivialize them out of one side of your mouth and praise them out the other.

      You wouldn't recognize my intention if it climbed up your leg and bit you on your ass.

      The chicken hawks in the White House went out of their way to get those guys killed in Iraq fighting a war that was extremely optional.

      Ladies and gentlemen: "Demachina."

      Just in case, you know, anybody had managed to forget your true feelings on the matter.

      You still haven't answered my questions about your motives, you know. What is it that motivates you to go so far as to lie to paint the war effort in the worst possible light? I mean, I know that you're trying to undermine popular support for the effort, but why? Are you actively working for the terrorists, or is it something more subtle? I mean, I would prefer to believe that it's something else, but you never know, do you? Al-Qaida and other groups have used web sites in the past to spread their message of hate. Maybe...

      Nah. Couldn't be. That's just silly of me. Forget I said anything.

      A. 9/11 would have been better avenged

      Revenge was never our motive. That's just silly.

      B. The War on Terrorism might have been won early

      I'd love to know how fighting a war against Pakistan, our ally in this war, would have captured, killed, or dissuaded terrorists working out of Jordan, Syria, Iraq, Lebanon, the Sudan, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, Mauritania...

      This is going to be a long fight. The government and the people of the United States are prepared for that. Why don't you understand this?

      C. A lot of brave guys would be alive today or not missing arms and legs, or if they had died in Afghanistan they would have died for a good reason, avenging 9/11.

      Revenge is not a good reason. Obliterating terrorism as a military doctrine is a good reason.

      D. Moderate arabs wouldn't have been pushed in to the arms of the extremist out of the swelling hatred of the U.S.

      There's absolutely no evidence that a single "moderate Arab" has been "pushed into" anything. In fact, I contend that the moderate Arabs have been pushed toward the position of the West thanks to ill-thought-out terrorist attacks on the Iraqi people and the governments of Jordan and Saudi Arabia.

      Instead the chicken hawks blew off Afghanistan and Pakistan before the job was done

      Well, we've already covered how you're so wrong about Afghanistan as to be laughable, and we've already covered how Pakistan is our ally. I swear, if this were 1943, you'd be calling on the United States to invade Great Britain.

      Hey... come to think of it... are you just trying to drive a wedge between us and our ally, Pakistan? Sounds about right to me... after all, that's the same tactic al-Qaida on the Arabian Peninsula tried last week when they accused Saudi security of helping them kidnap Paul Johnson. It's as much a war of disinformation as it is a shooting war, and right now, you're toeing the terrorist party line pretty damned well.

      You know, even if (benefit of the doubt kicks in here) you're not actively aiding the terrorists, shouldn't the fact that you're arguing their position for them give you a moment of pause?

      Again, that's giving you the benefit of the doubt. I'm starting to think that it's increasingly likely you are an Islamist, a Jihadist, or a terrorist yourself, because...

      No. No, that's just paranoid of me. Forget I said anything.

      Forget I said anything at all.

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    51. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1

      "I'd love to know how fighting a war against Pakistan, our ally in this war, would have captured, killed, or dissuaded terrorists working out of Jordan, Syria, Iraq, Lebanon, the Sudan, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, Mauritania..."

      I didn't say "against" Pakistan, I said "in" Pakistan. You're not going to make me argue "definitions, semantics and trivialities" are you.

      I would have thought, with your vast knowledge of...well...everything that you knew the tribal area in Pakistan is the home base of Al Qaeda. It has been since the Reagan administration helped build them to wage the proxy war against the U.S.S.R. Unfortunately Pakistan's government has been more than a little slow and reticent to even enter these areas or wage a real war against Al Qaeda there. If he tried hard there it might trigger a civil war.

      They've put on a couple shows there recently but in my opionion, and this is not a statement of fact or a lie, which is what you will say..you always do... its my opinion that Pakistan hasn't been doing nearly enough in dealing with Al Qaeda within its borders.

      You were aware that Pakistan's secret service was one of the Taliban's biggest supporters. The U.S. had to let Pakistan evacuate its agents who were working with them out of Afghanistan when the Taliban collapsed to save your precious alliance.

      You were aware that Pakistan was the world biggest nuclear proliferater to Iran, North Korea, etc. I know you lay awake at night worrying about the possibility some Iranian or North Korean is going to nuke your little room. I know you will now retort with what a great job the CIA and Pakistan did breaking up the ring but you will note that the head of the ring is still living in luxury in Pakistan, free as a bird, and a revered hero there. You seem to have something of a double standard on Iraq, who has no nukes and Pakistan whose been shopping them to all your worst nightmares.

      Not sure how the U.S. can fight a war in the tribal area but its pretty obvious that Pakistan isn't the best ally the U.S. has ever had, though you keep trying to paint it that way.

      "Hey... come to think of it... are you just trying to drive a wedge between us and our ally, Pakistan?"

      I know you have delusions of power and that the world is hanging on everything you say here, Twirp, but I am confident that nothing I say here will drive a wedge between nations. Look on the table next to your couch for the brown bottle with the little pills in it.

      Revenge was never our motive. That's just silly."

      Well lets hop in the old wayback machine to your coup de gras at the end of our last major thread when from your pedastal, on high, you said:

      "On little event, one little moment, that the left seems to have forgotten.

      September 11.

      That's why we're doing this. That's why we're fighting this war."


      You didn't say revenge but thats sure what I thought you were talking about revenge being defined as

      1. To inflict harm in return for, as an injury, insult, etc.;

      Now que twirp as he further argues "definitions, semantics and trivialities".

      In case you haven't figured it out by now, my main motivation at the moment, until I get bored, is to follow you around in slashdot and pick fights with you every time you spew venom at anyone you disagrees with you. Now that I've seen your limited rhetorical quiver its a lot easier. You are getting predictable, Twirp. You need to start mixing it up better.

      As always, I'm your biggest fan, Twirp. Take your meds. Luv ya. You can have the last word(maybe) so put on your best poison.

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    52. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      I didn't say "against" Pakistan, I said "in" Pakistan.

      How can you fight a war "in" Pakistan without fighting a war "against" Pakistan? Pakistan is a sovereign nation. And, incidentally, our ally. We can't just march the Third ID in there and start clearing villages. So just what exactly are you proposing here?

      its my opinion that Pakistan hasn't been doing nearly enough in dealing with Al Qaeda within its borders.

      So you're suggesting that we invade Pakistan, our ally, because you don't think they're doing enough? If they'd been doing nothing at all, I'd go along with that in a heartbeat. But that simply isn't the case. Don't you remember the out-and-out battle the Pakistanis fought against terrorists on the Afghan border just this past winter? Hundreds of Pakistani soldiers lost their lives. Thousands of terrorists were killed. Does this constitute "not doing enough?"

      I could talk about Khaleid Sheikh Mohammed, but should I bother? Would you even recognize the name without having to do an Internet search?

      You were aware that Pakistan was the world biggest nuclear proliferater to Iran, North Korea, etc.

      The government of Pakistan did not itself engage in proliferation. That was the act of a single individual inside their government, Abdul Qadeer Khan. You might as well accuse the United States of proliferation because of the Rosenbergs.

      The A.Q. Khan incident was terrible. But it wasn't enough to destroy the close alliance that we've built with Pakistan over the past several years, and alliance that, incidentally, has gone a long way toward easing tensions in Kashmir, which was long believed to be the most volatile spot on the face of the Earth.

      I know you will now retort with what a great job the CIA and Pakistan did breaking up the ring but you will note that the head of the ring is still living in luxury in Pakistan, free as a bird, and a revered hero there.

      I guess, if you consider "free as a bird" to mean "in a 6' x 6' cell for the rest of his life without even so much as a show-trial."

      You seem to have something of a double standard on Iraq, who has no nukes and Pakistan whose been shopping them to all your worst nightmares.

      What do you suggest Pakistan do differently?

      Pakistan is our ally in this war. Like it or not--and it's clear that you don't--they are our ally. Are they a perfect ally? Of course not; what ally ever is? But they're on our side. Calling for war with them is ludicrous.

      You didn't say revenge but thats sure what I thought you were talking about

      Haven't we already indicted, tried and convicted your reading comprehension skills? Is it really necessary to go through the motions again?

      In case you haven't figured it out by now, my main motivation at the moment, until I get bored, is to follow you around in slashdot and pick fights with you every time you spew venom at anyone you disagrees with you.

      Knock yourself out. Have you ever heard the old expression, "Never pick a fight with a man who buys ink by the barrel?"

      I'm sure anybody who happens to read this will note the short amount of time it's taken you to go from actually trying to advance an argument to "take your meds." I think that's actually some kind of record for me. I can't recall ever reducing a radical left-winger to froth and bile in so short a time.

      Is that because I'm getting more acerbic in my old age, or is it because the radical left-wingers are living closer to the edge all the time?

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    53. Re:Game not at all realistic. by foidulus · · Score: 1

      WTF?? You just made a nice circular argument. You were trying to prove that it was as safe in Chicago as it was in Iraq. And you are a moron.
      Next time, try focusing on something meaningful instead of trying your best to poke holes in the periphery of an argument. Um, your argument was that it isn't any more dangerous in Iraq than it is in Chicago, which I showed to you, with *gasp* numbers, that you are talking out of your ass. So what is your argument? That only 800 died? Yes, compared to Vietnam-about 50k, Korea, about 50,000, etc. However, by your logic then a thief is to be commended because after he broke into a the house of a sleeping family, he only killed the man and injured the woman. Remember, it could have been worse, he could have killed the kids. I argue that he should be punished because he shouldn't have been there to begin with. Just like Dubya, the thief in our little story, had no business being in Iraq. However, he did gain financially from the deaths of innocents.
      For the record, "murders per unit time per geographical area" is a perfectly acceptable definition of "murder rate."
      I certainly hope you don't work in statistics. By your "logic", and I use that term loosely, if a city of 500,000 has 600 murders in a year, it is as dangerous as Chicago.
      I await your reply. *rolls up pants

    54. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1

      So you're suggesting that we invade Pakistan, our ally, because you don't think they're doing enough?

      Once again you resort to putting word in my mouth. If you read my post I said I didn't know how you were going to deal with the tribal areas since Pakistan is obviously unwilling. All I was just suggesting that if the U.S. is going to back up its empty rhetoric, and yours, about the war on terror, and really deal with Al Qaeda it needs to deal with the tribal areas. Perhaps you can work on this and forward a plan to your close friends in the White House.

      I guess, if you consider "free as a bird" to mean "in a 6' x 6' cell for the rest of his life without even so much as a show-trial."

      Once again I don't know what you are talking about or you once again you don't have a clue what your talking about. Musharraf gave A.Q. Khan a full pardon. He was a ring leader. He'll never see the inside of a jail. I assume you are talking about some other guy who you consider the ring leader who took the fall instead of Khan.

      http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/02/05/paki st an.nuclear/

      Khan is a national hero in Pakistan for giving them the bomb and Musharraf would have threatened his dictatorship if he had jailed him. Pakistan is interesting in that the Islamists you fear so much may very well take control of the government and its nukes and you would once again have to stay awake at night worrying about them nuking your little room.

      Once again your hypocrisy is amazing in praising Pakistan. Contrary to Bush's "Freedom and Democracy" BS there is no "Freedom and Democracy" in Pakistan. Musharraf is a military dictator, which interestingly enough applies to many of America's best allies, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and Egypt for example. They were also allowing proliferation of WMD's. Musharraf knew years before the ring was broken up that Khan had been doing it. He took some steps to slow him down but didn't stop it:

      http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/02/10/paki st an.khan.ap/

      Pakistan is also harboring terrorists, Al Qaeda in their tribal areas and not making a creditable effort to deal with. I'm not saying invade, I think the U.S. dance care is full, but under the "Bush Doctrine" I think you and your buddy Dick Cheney are the ones with no option but to invade. You've invaded countries based on a lot less.

      "a radical left-winger"

      I'm afraid that is just you name calling again and tagging people as you like to do. I don't think there was anything "radical" or "left wing" in that post or most of my posts here. I am just trying to stick to the facts. I still consider myself to be a true conservative or a libertarian. I want my government as small and out of my life and everyone else's as much as possible while true left wingers want big government taking care of everyone. I want it to defend itself when attacked and against the attacker, and then do it with gusto, and not roam the world starting wars based on lies. Again the only thing you might brand me left wing for, and its really a progressive view, is I'm of the belief that if a government is going to tax it should tax the wealthy who can afford to pay. Of course these right and left labels are hopelessly simplistic in the first place. Lets have a pact I wont call you a right wing "nutcase" if you don't call me a "a radical left-winger" and instead we can focus on the issues instead of all the name calling. I'll also agree to no longer remind you to take your meds though I only do it because I care about you.

      As always Twirp..err sorry..Twirlip, I'm your biggest fan. Keep up the good work, Slashdot can never have enough of your insight.

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    55. Re:Game not at all realistic. by demachina · · Score: 1

      "Shrug. Obviously opinions differ. What matters is intent, and your intent was blindingly obvious."

      Sorry Twirlip, but you were just wrong again. Admit it for once. If you do you will make great progress. "Weekend Warrior" isn't derogatory. Its a commonly used term to describe reservists who serve on weekends. Obviously opinions do differ. The U.S. military and I have one opinion which is that there isn't anything derogatory about the term. Your opinion was the one off the deep end...again...or are you going to give the Pentagon a ring and lambast them for holding reservists in, what was your word, "contempt".

      "Actually, you're the one who put the words there."

      Well no I didn't say anything derogatory about them so there wasn't anything to call me on. Nice try though.

      As always I'm your biggest fan. Your missing hundreds of opportunities in the thread on Fahrenheit 911 to call people names. You better hurry on over.

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    56. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      You were trying to prove that it was as safe in Chicago as it was in Iraq.

      No, I wasn't. Where did you get that idea? I wasn't saying anything at all about safe or unsafe. I was trying to put the sheer number of US deaths in Iraq in proportion. If you're going to get outraged about 1000 deaths in Iraq and not get equally outraged about 1000 murders in one US city in about the same period of time, something ain't right.

      Um, your argument was that it isn't any more dangerous in Iraq than it is in Chicago

      Um, my argument evidently slipped past you like the proverbial thief in the night.

      So what is your argument? That only 800 died?

      Well, basically, yeah. I wouldn't put it in such dismissive terms, but that's the nut of it. While any death is sad, and any death of an American soldier is tragic, the losses we've suffered in Iraq have hardly been overwhelming to the war effort as a whole.

      However, by your logic then a thief is to be commended because after he broke into a the house of a sleeping family, he only killed the man and injured the woman.

      Huh?

      Just like Dubya, the thief in our little story, had no business being in Iraq.

      I really am getting cynical in my old age. It used to be that I honestly believed that people who didn't understand the importance of Iraq in the war against terrorism were just uninformed. I mean, the average American spends, what, five minutes a day with a newspaper? Maybe watches twenty minutes of the evening news? In order to understand the complex situation in the Middle East, central Asia, and elsewhere, you have to actively study the situation, the relationships between various allied and enemy factions, and the events that affect them.

      So I used to think that people who, you know, just didn't get it were simply uninformed, and that being exposed to the facts would change their opinions.

      Now I've come to see that in some cases at least, this just isn't true. Some people believe that Iraq was a quaint little country full of peaceful villages before March 2003, and that the US war machine rolled over that land like a fleet of bulldozers over a field full of puppies.

      And nothing anybody can say or do will ever change their minds.

      What can you say about somebody who remains willfully attached to the same false conclusions despite overwhelming evidence?

      By your "logic", and I use that term loosely, if a city of 500,000 has 600 murders in a year, it is as dangerous as Chicago.

      Sigh. You're saying one thing. I was saying another. If you want to keep arguing, you'll have to find another opponent.

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    57. Re:Game not at all realistic. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1
      If you read my post I said I didn't know how you were going to deal with the tribal areas since Pakistan is obviously unwilling.

      Sigh. You base this "obviously unwilling" thing on what? Another Seymour Hersch article? Because it's clearly not based on the facts. Pakistan cracked down severely on Jihadist groups inside their borders after 9/11. In fact, in some ways, they were more brutal than the United States was willing to support.

      I ask you again: why do you have such a hard-on for Pakistan? Are you Indian? Are you a Jihadist yourself? Where does this fervent (and, incidentally, sudden) froth and bile for Pakistan come from?

      Musharraf gave A.Q. Khan a full pardon.

      Once again, your information is out of date. Have you picked up a newspaper in the past six months? That was old news in... oh, what was it? Late January? Early February? It was months and months ago.

      The pardon that Musharraf gave A.Q. Khan only covered his statements regarding giving nuclear secrets to other nations, and was in return for his full disclosure. It was not "full pardon." It was not a blanket immunity. He's been under custody ever since.

      In point of fact, I misspoke when I said he was in a cell. Turns out he's been under close house arrest. (I forgot that detail. So many things to remember.) Up until the last week of May, he hadn't been out of his house in Islamabad for around six months. Hell, back when he had a heart attack in February or March, he wasn't even allowed out to go to a hospital. Instead, the Pakistani security forces brought doctors and medical equipment to his house and treated him there.

      I have here a Times of India article that I found in my file; it was published on May 29. Here are the first two grafs:

      In a significant move, Pakistan has relaxed the restrictions on its top nuclear scientist Abdul Qadeer Khan, under house detention after his confession that he transferred nuclear technology to Libya, Iran and North Korea.

      "Khan, known as the father of the Islamic bomb, for his contribution to Pakistan's nuclear programme has been allowed to go out of his house in protective custody for one hour a day and meet his family members," local daily Dawn said quoting officials. It said that Khan's daughter, her children, and other members of his family had also been allowed to meet him once a day for an hour.

      Who knows? You might even be able to find this clipping somewhere on the Internet if you search for it. I don't expect you to, or if you do I don't expect you to mention it, but what the hey.

      Once again your hypocrisy is amazing in praising Pakistan.

      Once again your inability to comprehend matters of degrees is equally amazing.

      Pakistan is also harboring terrorists, Al Qaeda in their tribal areas and not making a creditable effort to deal with.

      "Not making a credible effort" is obviously a point about which you and I disagree.

      But you haven't gotten to the heart of the matter yet. Are you advocating that we invade Pakistan? If so, why? If not, then just what are you advocating?

      Say something positive for a change. Say "we should" instead of "we shouldn't" for a change. I'm sick to death of your relentless negativism.

      You've invaded countries based on a lot less.

      Just couldn't resist lobbing another blatant lie over the fence, could you?

      I am just trying to stick to the facts.

      You haven't stuck to a single fact yet! You've posted shameful lies which you assured me were facts, then dropped the matter entirely when presented with refutations of those alleged facts. Most recently, you stuck to the "fact" that A.Q. Khan was given a full pardon; he wasn't, and has been under arrest ever since, and is likely to remain under arrest for the rest of his life.

      As if that weren't enough, let's talk about the Vice President's misstatement and retraction from last we

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  13. I can't wait . . . by dorlthed · · Score: 1

    For all of the dinosaurs running their backwards regime to roll over and die.

    1. Re:I can't wait . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      For all of the dinosaurs running their backwards regime to roll over and die.

      Wait, are you talking about N. Korea or the USA??

    2. Re:I can't wait . . . by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
      "For all of the dinosaurs running their backwards regime to roll over and die."

      Hear, hear. I agree with you more than I can say without ending up on an NSA/CIA watchlist ;)

  14. North Korean paper doesn't get it. by hal2814 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "U.S. warmongering"?

    Is this North Korean gov't-run paper aware that UbiSoft is not an arm of the American gov't? I could see if America's Army had a similar storyline due to its US Army ties, but this is a Tom Clancy game.

    Even if the paper is referring to US citizens instead of the US govt, this game isn't something that a large percentage of our general population will play. This game will be played by video game players who like war games. How much of our population is that? I imagine it's somewhere around 5% - 10% at most. Also, these games seem to me to have no bearing on players' opinions of real war situations. I imagine there will be some people who would be very upset about a US invasion of North Korea who would still enjoy this game, because they have the ability to separate reality from fantasy.

    1. Re:North Korean paper doesn't get it. by John+Harrison · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You are right that they don't get it. Anything of substance that is produced in N. Korea is produced by the government. It is easy to see how they might assume, or pretend to assume, that any game coming out here has the approval of the government.

      The North Korean leadership are a bunch of inbred wackos that live in their own reality in which all Americans are aware of them and are focusing their efforts on destroying them. In reality most Americans couldn't find North Korea on a map and never give the country a moment's thought.

    2. Re:North Korean paper doesn't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      UbiSoft is also not an American company.... UbiSoft is French.

    3. Re:North Korean paper doesn't get it. by bigman2003 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Which totally, and completely, pisses me off.

      Why?

      Because I wanted to invest in Ubi about 2 years ago, and I couldn't.

      Okay...it wasn't because they are French, it is because they are a private company.

      Damn, I really wish I could have invested in them though. They have been selling games out the ying-yang, and are one of the better performing game companies. I like to buy what I know, and I'm really disappointed I couldn't buy any of this company.

      On the other hand, about 4 months ago I had a great vision of Krispy Kreme stocking going up. Bought some, and lost a crap-load on it. Stupid donuts...

      Ubisoft rocks. Great games...

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    4. Re:North Korean paper doesn't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems that NK is projecting themselves on us. In NK EVERYTHING is controlled by the government. So from their perspective, a company like Ubisoft and Americans playing these games could be seen as the result of overall American domestic/foreign policy. Afterall, NK is a country where even recreational activities must be sponsored by the state.

      What's so interesting about this article is that not too long ago, when North Korean vessel was found smuggling drugs off the coast of Australia, North Korea responded by first making an outright denial--followed by the assertation that the NK in charge of the vessel did it all by themselves without government backing---that we shouldn't assume every criminal acts they commit is the result of PyongYang's directives. Whatelse can we expect from the world's most hypocritical nation?

      I'm not sure where Tongil news is located, but I assume that it's run by Chosen Soren people in Japan--a lot of what they say is not necessarily North Korean official speech; we have no idea what their "official" views are because people try to stay-in-line to the fickle views of kim jong il/NKPA generals etc, and god only knows how many people died for saying the wrong things.

      So what we get is news about how the Korean Moogoonghwa flowers being seen "bowing" towards the burial place of Kim Il Sung and other assorted whacked "news."

    5. Re:North Korean paper doesn't get it. by dturkel · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that I don't think UbiSoft is a U.S. owned company.

      Anyway shouldn't be an issue since N. Korea doesn't let their people learn how to read... own computers..., etc.

    6. Re:North Korean paper doesn't get it. by David_Reno · · Score: 1

      In reality most Americans couldn't find North Korea on a map and never give the country a moment's thought.

      The same could have been said of Iraq.

    7. Re:North Korean paper doesn't get it. by king-manic · · Score: 1

      UbiSoft is French / Candian. Main Office in France, with a significant branch developer in Canada.

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    8. Re:North Korean paper doesn't get it. by LeoDV · · Score: 1

      Incredible, isn't it?

      You'd think that a propaganda outlet run by the worst regime on this planet would be honest and fair... Who else is left to trust!

    9. Re:North Korean paper doesn't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I don't like CNN any more than you do but calling America the worst regime... oh wait, you were talking about the North Korean news. Yeah, I guess they're a propaganda outlet too.

  15. Truth is stranger than fiction by Louis+Guerin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The really interesting thing about this is the insinuation that China would be NK's enemy, and that the US would be on the Chinese side in this conflict. It presumes a lot about China (eg: China really wants to thaw, to become a part of the capitalist world, despite what they say), and a lot about North Korea (the idea that an individual or faction in the military could actually take power from the all-powerful Kim Family Regime).

    As a furriner living in South Korea, I'd be interested to see what part South Korea has in this game - that will be the true test of its importance as speculative analogy.

    And apart from anything else, this game would pretty much be reason enough for me to buy a gaming rig and install windows on it... though I'd still need to use debian for everything else, natch.

    L

    1. Re:Truth is stranger than fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a furriner living in South Korea, I'd be interested to see what part South Korea has in this game - that will be the true test of its importance as speculative analogy.

      If it's paranoid, self-pitying, spoiled whining about how mean the Americans and Japanese are to them, I'd say that's pretty accurate.

    2. Re:Truth is stranger than fiction by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      It presumes [...] a lot about North Korea (the idea that an individual or faction in the military could actually take power from the all-powerful Kim Family Regime).

      Aaaaaah, now it makes sense. I was wondering why NK's government would be so uptight about it (aside from the totalitarianism thing, of course), until I read this. Thanks.

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  16. Re:You know... by Eagle7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And where in that article does it say "the Supreme Court made them do it."?

    That, sir, is why you're wrong and the AC is right.

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  17. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, I missed the reference to SCOTUS in that link. Where was it again?

  18. Re:You know... by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yeah, does anyone seriosly care what Kim Jong Il has to say?
    This is a guy who kidnapped a S. Korean director to make a socialist version of Godzilla.
    If he's not trying to use his probably bogus nuke capabilities to blackmail the world into helping him prop up his regime, he's threatening Japan or S. Korea. I say screw N. Korea. The only reason we don't just bomb that whole freaking disaster back to the Stone Age is because the S. Koreans still believe they can save what's left of the people of N Korea, oh and the 30,000 pieces of N Korean artillery in range of Seoul. Quite frankly though, reunification there is going to be an order of magnitude more messy than say, the reunification of Germany.

    Until then, screw Kim Jong Il and the mess he's leaving this planet with.

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  19. Re:You know... by justkarl · · Score: 1

    Touche. Although it's near the only link I could find. Try searching yourself, I'm pretty sure.

  20. American Warmongering? by chrismcdirty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I understand it's a Tom Clancy game. Even so, it was a French/French-Canadian publishing house that made it all work, so NK might as well call Quebec and France Warmongerers, too. Since they're obviously supporting the idea by having one company produce a game with anti-NK sentiments.

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    1. Re:American Warmongering? by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      And I wish the Canadians would stop. Damn war-like canadians. First they invade the US (years ago, but the wound is still fresh) then they start this carp. Next thing you know they are going to want thier own culture fer chrissakes. Problem is the Canadian military gets almost 65% of thier GNP - and who can fight those numbers? Let alone the million men, women, beavers, and moose that that kind of money supplies. I myself have been stip searched and handed over to an otter for a plaything at a border crossing - twice. Yep, them warmongering, over funded, canadian moose death squads - a scourge on the planet.


      ;)

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    2. Re:American Warmongering? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I hear that moose has a temper, too.

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    3. Re:American Warmongering? by DrWho520 · · Score: 1

      If it is French warmongering, then North Korea should be really concerned. Goodness knows everytime France starts sabre rattling, I piss my pants.

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  21. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess they missed that UbiSoft is a French company. Oops... darn those things called facts.

  22. US warmongering...or French? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ubisoft, parent company of Red Storm, is a French company.

    1. Re:US warmongering...or French? by mriker · · Score: 1

      I believe it's a Canadian company. The French live in France.

  23. Re:You know... by ctr2sprt · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Yeah, that's a good idea. Government censorship based on our foreign policy. Want to make a game that's critical of the war in Iraq? Too bad. Want to insult the Brits? They're our allies, buster, you just watch your mouth! Think the DPRK isn't as bad as it's commonly portrayed? What are you, a Communist?

    That's not the start of a slippery slope, that's the end of it.

  24. YOU don't get it. by clambake · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "U.S. warmongering"?

    Is this North Korean go>v't-run paper aware that UbiSoft is not an arm of the American gov't?


    If you ever have the chance to actually watch the NK news or read it's papers, EVERYTHING is further proof of the US's warmongering. If it rains next Tuesday, it's proof of the US's warmongering. If a French guy eats a taco while on vacation in Mexico, it's proof of the US's warmongering. If something sitting on some guy's desk is a particular shade of red... well, you get the idea.

    It's actually quite entertaining to read.

    1. Re:YOU don't get it. by nathanh · · Score: 1
      If you ever have the chance to actually watch the NK news or read it's papers, EVERYTHING is further proof of the US's warmongering. If it rains next Tuesday, it's proof of the US's warmongering. If a French guy eats a taco while on vacation in Mexico, it's proof of the US's warmongering. If something sitting on some guy's desk is a particular shade of red... well, you get the idea.

      Maybe that has something to do with the USA invading two countries recently, both times without the full approval or backing of the UN, using fabricated "evidence" as justification, and waging war against their respective populations for an extended period of time.

      But you keep pretending that the USA has done nothing wrong.

    2. Re:YOU don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you ever have the chance to actually watch the NK news or read it's papers, EVERYTHING is further proof of the US's warmongering. If it rains next Tuesday, it's proof of the US's warmongering. If a French guy eats a taco while on vacation in Mexico, it's proof of the US's warmongering. If something sitting on some guy's desk is a particular shade of red... well, you get the idea.

      Maybe that has something to do with the USA invading two countries recently, both times without the full approval or backing of the UN, using fabricated "evidence" as justification, and waging war against their respective populations for an extended period of time.

      But you keep pretending that the USA has done nothing wrong.


      You're an idiot. Go read some NK news, they don't even MENTION anything real that the US has done. It's a joke.

    3. Re:YOU don't get it. by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Maybe that has something to do with the USA invading two countries recently, both times without the full approval or backing of the UN, using fabricated "evidence" as justification, and waging war against their respective populations for an extended period of time.

      But you keep pretending that the USA has done nothing wrong.

      You're an idiot. Go read some NK news, they don't even MENTION anything real that the US has done. It's a joke.

      So your rebuttal to my comment that some US citizens are in denial that the US has really done anything wrong is... your denial that the US has really done anything wrong.

      I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    4. Re:YOU don't get it. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Wait... are you saying that the red Swingline stapler is proof of the US's warmongering? Oh dear... :-/

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  25. Re:You know... by clambake · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only reason we don't just bomb that whole freaking disaster back to the Stone Age is that bombs can't bring a civilization UP to that level.

  26. Everyone knows?! by darken9999 · · Score: 1

    Are you trying to say that we didn't do bombing runs during the Vietnam war? We did tons of them. What everyone *in the military* knows is that you can't win a war by bombing the hell out of it (WWII in Japan notwithstanding).

  27. Haha by aleonard · · Score: 1

    Does anyone hear that? The world's smallest violin? ... No?

    Huh. Maybe it's because they don't allow that kind of music in North Korea, since it would speak against the glory of the supreme leader.

    Maybe we should play the world's smallest violin for the world's smallest violin.

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    1. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be the world's smallest violin for the world's 2nd smallest?

  28. Re:You know... by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm a Canadian. I'm just curious what your reaction would be if someone in Canada made a game that depicted a revolution against a tyranical US President (just for argument's sake let's say George W), and put you in the role of a terrorist/revolutionary?

    Or how about a game that let you play as Osama Bin Laden. How do you suppose Americans would like the game? Would there be a public outcry? Would the government try to censor it?

  29. Wow, that article is crazy by John+Harrison · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Kim Jong-il continues to issue bold words of guidance to his film-makers. His words are reprinted on a gigantic placard outside the Revolutionary Museum of the Ministry of Culture on the outskirts of Pyongyang: "Make more cartoons."

    Perhaps he would prefer videogames that are cell-shaded?

    1. Re:Wow, that article is crazy by ronfar · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Here's a movie review:

      Stomp Tokyo: Pulgasari

      I like the way Kim Jong-Il turned the Marxist version of the historic class struggle into a monster movie. (***Caution Spoilers:*** I. E. Like capitalism, Pulgasari fights the evil king (aristocracy) on behalf of the peasantry, but after defeating him turns on the working class....) I just wish it was available on DVD...

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    2. Re:Wow, that article is crazy by shadowcabbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      [Kim Jong-il continues to issue bold words of guidance to his film-makers. His words are reprinted on a gigantic placard outside the Revolutionary Museum of the Ministry of Culture on the outskirts of Pyongyang: "Make more cartoons."]

      Perhaps he would prefer videogames that are cell-shaded?


      More likely, he's trying to get a piece of the recent anime explosion. Though somehow, given his track record in direction and screenwriting (judging solely from this thread), I doubt many people would want to watch his films. Willingly, anyway. I know I don't.

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  30. Get your copy now by Sammich · · Score: 1

    I guess we'd better all get a copy of it before they are forced to recall the game and publish a new version.

  31. Wait til they see Mercenaries by raskolnik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From Pandemic's Site:

    Mercenaries is a revolutionary 3rd person action-shooter game set in the near future and inspired by real world events. On the eve of a historic reunification of North and South Korea, a ruthless general stages a military coup to take control of North Korea and threatens the world with nuclear war. As one of the top operatives for a private mercenaries company called Executive Operations, you have been called in to help collect bounties on the general's top military and scientific advisors.

    http://www.lucasarts.com/games/mercenaries/

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  32. Even more worse is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Ubisoft has announced Chessmaster® 10th Edition and we all know how evil Chess is.

  33. Re:You know... by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Calm down, it was a flippant remark. Besides, have you ever considered what kind of effort will need to be made to bring the people of N Korea out of the psychotic society they are currently in? Have you looked at what Kim Jong Il has done to those people? When that fuel train exploded, there was one grainy ass cameraphone picture and estimates varied between no damage and 3000 dead. Anyone that has actually escaped from N Korea has needed severe psychological help just to adjust to S Korean society.

    After looking at what a freaking mess N Korea is in, any sane, rational mind trying to look for a solution would be prone to some very cynical thinking. Given that bombing N Korea back to the Stone Age would slightly upset both the Chinese and S Koreans, and the current prickly issue of credibility behind US military action, not to mention a general malaise for support of genocide in the US, I would think the absurdity of the statement would be obvious.

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  34. HEY! Our American propaganda machine does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's best work coming from a French company like Ubisoft!

  35. Re:North Korean paper DOES get it, just.... by Ayaress · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like all good dictators, they don't want the people to get it. People who live under oppression with spoon fed government media long enough tend to be disbeleive that it's any better anywhere else. The NK government knows full well that Ghost Recon isn't a government project (at least SOMEbody in there has to have enough brains to know that and delude the people who matter), but the people aren't likely to be intimately aware of the inner working of capitalist systems.

    The US posuturing over Iraq and Afghanistan may convince 90% of the world that they're warmongers, but remember that North Korea has been promising the world bitter defeat and sea of flames and all that shit for better than fifty years, now, so they have to really raise the bar on warmongering by grasping onto every violent video game, every explosion in every action movie, every killer robot on TV, and every dead cat in a car commercial as proof of the sheer scale of foreign warmongering, lest they themselves become warmongers.

  36. Hypocrites! by aneurysm36 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look at the stuff that THEIR GOVERNMENT creates!

    http://www.epicentregallery.com/DPRK_posters.html

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    1. Re:Hypocrites! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like how their goverment belives that they landed on the moon

    2. Re:Hypocrites! by hambonewilkins · · Score: 1

      Thanks AC for the link! That's truly a fascinating and disturbing site! I just wasted 45 minutes wading through that (in between "working")

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  37. Re:You know... by kwoff · · Score: 1

    Would we claim it was Canadian propaganda?

  38. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not the original poster, but I am an American.

    I'm a Canadian. I'm just curious what your reaction would be if someone in Canada made a game that depicted a revolution against a tyranical US President (just for argument's sake let's say George W), and put you in the role of a terrorist/revolutionary?

    Sounds like a cool premise actually. I do recall a recent game that involved some bad stuff happening in the US, and you taking control of a band of freedom fighters. Think it was a PS2 game.

    Or how about a game that let you play as Osama Bin Laden. How do you suppose Americans would like the game? Would there be a public outcry? Would the government try to censor it?

    There would be outcry, but they could no more censor it than they could Ferenheit 911. I doubt it would sell well. Not just for the outcry, but for the fact that hanging around in a cave and releasing taped statements every few months isn't exciting gameplay.

  39. And so they should ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... feel the anger of the US as we unleash our weapons against their puny forces. Every day. When I play the game.

    Ummm. Right. (Anyone up for a little dose of paranoia? ...)

  40. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey depending on what happens in the november election, you may just have your wish granted!

    But then again any censorship will be blamed on the media doing instead of the administration.

  41. Korea should've been taken out instead of Iraq by kwoff · · Score: 1

    I still can't comprehend the reasoning that would let a belligerent dictator in North Korea say straight-forwardly and without repercussion that he is in fact developing nuclear weapons and will use them against the USA; whereas, in Iraq, a dictator who we originally propped up, who claimed to not be developing nuclear weapons, had his country invaded. I would have been fully for a war against North Korea. (Not now, not with Bush in office.)

    1. Re:Korea should've been taken out instead of Iraq by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      Iraq: Potential but unconfirmed weapons of mass destruction, no military capacity to speak of, potentially rebellious populace has attempted to oust government in the past.

      North Korea: Potential but unconfirmed weapons of mass destruction, incredibly large standing military and reserves, artillery emplaced within range of friendly capitol city, populace so brainwashed that even defectors need therapy to function in a free society.

      Even considering the relative likelihood of the existence of said WMDs, Iraq is a sane target. I'd bet the US doesn't have the political will to commit sufficient forces to take North Korea. And if they did, China and Russia would violently protest (due to actually bordering Korea) as well as Japan and South Korea (both of whom are friendly governments whose major cities are at risk from existing NK weaponry.)

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      "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
  42. Re:You know... by Otter · · Score: 1
    Would the government try to censor it?

    No. Absolutely not. (I know you've read in the Star about how any American who disagrees with anything is arrested under the PATRIOT Act and sent to Guantanamo Bay, but the answer is still: no, absolutely not.)

  43. Re:North Korean paper DOES get it, just.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The US posuturing over Iraq and Afghanistan may convince 90% of the world that they're warmongers, but remember that North Korea has been promising the world bitter defeat and sea of flames and all that shit for better than fifty years, now

    So, what you're saying is that if you're going to be a warmonger, you'd just better follow through on it?

  44. North Korea is a Troll by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

    To them their statements may seem like a show of bravado, but it's really just trolling.

    I wonder if Kim Jong Il is a regular troll here on Slashdot.

    1. Re:North Korea is a Troll by meta-monkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, yes, yes he is.

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  45. Re:You know... by GamingEngineer · · Score: 0

    Actually, I think such a game would be very interesting. I would totally take it as "what if" post-apocaplyptic fiction. Hell people, we've seen the same stuff in different settings. "Escape from New York", "Judge Dread", are just some movies that come to mind that shows bad stuff happening in America in the fictional future. Movies are made showing the US being the bad guy all the time, and we take them as fiction.

  46. In other news... by TheAdventurer · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, Satan has filed an official complaint against ID Ssoftware for the unfair and unlicensed portrayal of his dark minions in the DOOM series. ID Software released a brief statement, saying "IDDQD, motherfucker!"

  47. Re:You know... by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 1

    I think you make a pretty compelling point. But the thing about Escape From New York and Judge Dredd is that they have a very American hero. So it's when the system falls down, and you have to revive "The American Dream". What I am trying to get at here is a game in which Americans are portrayed as greedy capitalist bastards, and not in a Command and Conquer style...

    Think of it this way. You play as an Iraqi soldier. This is an adventure style game, with RPG elements. (so very story based). You start out welcoming the American invaders, but as time goes on, more and more places are bombed, people close to you are killed, beaten, whatever. you begin to actually resist after a while, eventually joining a terrorist cell after the war has been lost. Game ends when you fly a 747 into the World Trade Center.

    Of course that's highly fictionalized... but I think it serves to more accurately show what I originally envisioned. I somehow think that if an Arabic country was the country responsible for producing the game, Americans would regard it as propaganda, and there would be some rather harsh words with that country.

    Personally, I think it would make for an interesting game, but wouldn't be anything that I would ever want my name attached to. ;-)

  48. Re:You know... by GamingEngineer · · Score: 0

    Hmm, you make a good point about the "American Hero" reviving the "American Dream." Yep, I see what you mean. I suppose we can relate in a way to what is happening in the Middle East right now. When I flip on CNN to hear anti-american rebels cheer on the latest anti-american propaganda, I can't help but scoff and be angered at them. Even though the game isn't meant to be anti-N. Korea... it's just meant to be fiction based on current real-world tensions between the two countries. I suppose this game could be compared to the older James Bond films during the Cold War w/ the USSR. It's interesting to see how some of that Cold War legacy still plays into recent movies and other media, even though the USSR is no more.

  49. Re:You know... by king-manic · · Score: 1

    'miserable defeat for us'

    A war with N. Korea. A ground war in mountanous terrain against a entrenched, well trained and native troop. Sounds like that as close to unwinnable short of WWII type public support.

    Modern war is as much getting your own populace to support it as it is bombing the fuck out of your opponent.

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    "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
  50. Woops by Reapy · · Score: 1

    I read the headline and though "oh wow, they are upset it's going to be 3rd person too". My bad...

  51. Re:You know... by hal2814 · · Score: 1

    My personal reaction would be surprise that such a game would be made, but only because I think it would be unpopular. I do not think the government would try to censor the game at all.

    I would expect to see stores like Wal-Mart not carry the game, but not out of a gov't mandate. More out of a Wal-Mart staying away from almost anything controversial. Also, even though I would be surprised if Wal-Mart carried such a game, I would not be upset about it. They can sell or not sell whatever they want as far as I am concerned.

    Would I buy the game? If it were a good game and the anti-US sentiment were kept to a minimum, I'd at least check it out.

  52. Bring it... by Stalin · · Score: 0

    bitch!

  53. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Re:You know... (Score:0, Troll)
    by GOD_ALMIGHTY (17678)


    Only on Slashdot can God be moderated a Troll.

  54. Re:You know... by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

    You don't need to put yourself in the role and acheive victory. Any involment with Video Games and American economic policy would be censored. Simple.

    American's don't understand that their system of covernment has at it's base the government controlling what private corperations are supposed to do. So when McD cuts down a rainforest YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE.

    And when you release a video game depicting violence against a nation based on their communism well you're votes did that too.

  55. Re: Games about 20th Century wars by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Was the Falkland Island War in the 20th Century?
    Yes, but it was between G.B. and Argentina, and so was mostly ignored by Americans (USA Americans), and thus by companies making games targeted at Americans.
    (It probably would have been completely ignored by Americans if it hadn't been for the fact that Prince Andrew served during the war.
    For some reason, many Americans seem to have as much of a fascination with the British Royal Family as the British do.)

    As far as 20th century wars not made into games, I was thinking that many civil wars, such as the ones in China or Cambodia, or the many African civil wars, have probably not been made into games.

    Some wars in which the USA was involved that may not have been made into games include the illegal US invasion of Panama, the illegal US invasion of Grenada, the failed US invasion of Iran to rescue the hostages, the illegal arming of the Contras in Nicaragua, the illegal bombing of Libya, the illegal blockade of Cuba during the Cuban missile "crisis", the illegal and failed invasion of Cuba at the Bay of Pigs, the illegal repression of Phillipines during the US occupation there after the Spanish-American War, etc.

    Some conflicts that were not wars, per se, that may not have been made into games include various clashes between local governments and civil rights workers during the civil rights movements of the 1960s, the incident at Wounded Knee, the Waco Massacre, the terrorist attack now known as "9/11", the various slaughters of innocent Americans, Columbians, etc., that is a result of the stupid War on Drugs, Ali vs Frasier, the retaking of Attica, the Kent State "Massacre", the police riot at the 1968 Democratic Convention, the LA riots, the riots that occurred after Martin Luther King, Jr.'s assassination, clashes between unions and police in the early part of the century, the destruction of the American Veterans' encampment by Douglas McArthur, the ugliness resulting from Prohibition, the Oklahoma City bombing, and, of course, Hillary vs Monica.
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    Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
  56. Re: Games about 20th Century wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Illegal" bombing of Libya? "Illegal" blockade of Cuba? Dude... WTF are you smoking? Next thing, you are going to say the illegal occupation of Germany in the late 1940s.

    Also, Wounded Knee was the 19th century, not the 20th.

  57. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess you never played Fortress America. Dumbass Canuck. Go Bertuzzi yourself.

  58. video games and e-warfare by will.murnane · · Score: 1

    What the NKs seem to miss is that the US is going more and more toward electronic warfare only. We're also raising an entire generation on halo and half-life and UT and ghost recon. Meanwhile, in NK, they are raising them on crap. Who's gonna own who in 2010?

  59. Our butts were not handed to us, our TV sets were by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    Not to try to get into a political discussion/argument about Vietnam, but the reason we [as a country and a military] got our butts handed to us, is because we didn't use the full force of our military, for fear that China or Russia would ally with North Vietnam and bring nukes into the equation.

    Despite the fact that the US military was hampered the US military was not handed it's butt. The Vietnam War was lost politically not militarily. Look at the Tet Offensive for example. North Vietnam committed the Viet Cong to conventional warfare in an attempt to spark a popular uprising. The Viet Cong was annihilated. The civilian population rejected the call for uprising. Hue failed. Khe San failed. In the Paris Peace Accord (1973) North Vietnam agreed to South Vietnam's right to existed and agreed not to send troops into the South's territory. The US went home. When the North violated the treaty and invaded the South (1975) the US failed to intervene and assist South Vietnam's military due to political reasons. President Ford was in a weak position due to his pardon of Nixon and elections were coming. There was little sympathy in Congress. We abandoned our ally. Ironically the North's 1975 invasion was quite conventional in nature and highly vulnerable to US aerial attacks. We could have provided enough air support to the South so that the South's military could have repulsed this particular attack. What would happen in later years is anyone's guess.

    Ultimately the War failed but that was due to politics. North Vietnam's victories against the US were on the TV set, not the field of battle.

  60. This is rich... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Ubisoft is a French company.

  61. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do recall a recent game that involved some bad stuff happening in the US, and you taking control of a band of freedom fighters.

    And you'll never guess what it's called... (BTW, it was on GC, Xbox, and PC too).

  62. what the rest of the world seems to forget by Allison+Geode · · Score: 1

    what the rest of the world seems to forget is that we have freedom for media, and government policy doesn't dictate what tv shows/books/movies/games can be about. if north korea is mistaking a freaking video game for an actual threat, then they should be afraid of game developers, not our government or armed forces.

    1. Re:what the rest of the world seems to forget by mrseigen · · Score: 1

      Well, it's only appropriate that the rest of the world seems to be afraid of game developers. After all DOOM causes school shootings and such.

      The solution is to declare war on game developing terrorists.

    2. Re:what the rest of the world seems to forget by Zorilla · · Score: 1
      what the rest of the world seems to forget is that we have freedom for media, and government policy doesn't dictate what tv shows/books/movies/games can be about. if north korea is mistaking a freaking video game for an actual threat, then they should be afraid of game developers, not our government or armed forces.
      Although the most powerful media tends to have a corporate-friendly slant on it. With that in mind, propaganda pushing for another war wouldn't be exactly good business for those who own the media.
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  63. Re:You know... by Colazar · · Score: 1
    You're right. That basic plot could sell (and has--off the top of my head it reminds me a lot of the Deus Ex plot, and I'm sure it matches up with many others), but you couldn't put it in that context. You'd have to file the serial numbers off of it and set it in a futuristic/fantasy/mainstream setting to get it to sell.

    But that's nothing new. One of the reasons that sf&f literature is so dynamic is that you're able to restated real-world problems in a way that don't make people immediately reject them.

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    He decided to just watch the government, and kind of scale it down to size, and run his life that way. --Laurie Anderson
  64. OffTopic: N. Korea is a tactical nighmare. by LordPixie · · Score: 1

    Attacking North Korea would have some pretty catastrophic results. They've got one of the largest standing armies on the face of the planet, and a good deal of long range missles. Last I heard, they were believed to posses the capability to lob a warhead into California. (!!!) And that's not to mention the fact that N. Korean would probably burn its effort attacking our allies in Asia, rather than the continental US.

    The resulting shitstorm would basically obliterate South Korea and Japan. Regardless of of your opinion on Iraq, war with North Korea would be a Very Bad Thing. Not to be taken unless we have absolutely no other choice.

    Yay for burning karma.


    --LordPixie

  65. America's Hate for them? by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    I thought UBI was a canadian company...

    1. Re:America's Hate for them? by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 1
      Okay, so that would mean...

      Canadian warmongering.

      That must be some culture gap between N. Korea and the western hemisphere!!

      --
      You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert until you read it in the original Klingon.
  66. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This malignant slander and hate speech against green tentacles has gone way, way WAY too far! It's time that we, as a community, draw a line in the sand and say; "This far, but not further! Don't slander the green tentacles!"

    What's next, hate rallies against Monkeys?!

  67. What about the Germans? by jobowyer · · Score: 1

    Hell, we've been killing Nazis for ages (Wolfenstein, etc) LONG before we were killing over races in video games, and you don't hear the Germans complain.

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    Jesus Saves! And takes half damage (shouldn't the Son of God have improved evasion?)
    1. Re:What about the Germans? by TheAdventurer · · Score: 1

      Actually, all of the Wolfenstein games and almost all games dealing with Nazism are or at least were at one time banned in Germany. I read that in Masters of Doom (the story of ID software). They discussed how all of their early work was banned in Germany. It was interesting. I guess Germany has (or had) a law prohibiting Nazi symbolism in the media.

  68. Re:You know... by Zoshnell · · Score: 1

    In Fallout 2 the ultimate enemy was the US Government, who institued an airborne virus to kill anyone with any kind of mutation off of the platform.

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    "Do you suppose that's why God lives in the Heavens? Because he lives in fear of His creations?" - Steve Buscemi
  69. Re:You know... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1

    If your point is "these games are bad, have some sympathy for the North Koreans" then I think your point has backfired.

    I'm just curious what your reaction would be if someone in Canada made a game that depicted a revolution against a tyranical US President (just for argument's sake let's say George W), and put you in the role of a terrorist/revolutionary?

    Some would suggest it was yet another indication of how estranged Canadians have become lately, to be sure. But not a single person would suggest that it doomed Canadians to horrible deaths in an upcoming war. As an interesting side note, I would mention that while the USA has strong laws preventing censorship of unpopular ideas, I do believe that there is a law about killing a sitting US president: something like you can't advocate it. So I can write this as an intellectual discussion with no worries, and I can criticise the government and the President with no worries. But if I suggest that killing the President is a good idea, I believe the Feds will come knocking. Which means that your game might have to avoid depicting a real President and offering him as a real target in a game. But to be honest, I'm not sure. The last time I heard about that law was 15 years ago.

    Or how about a game that let you play as Osama Bin Laden. How do you suppose Americans would like the game? Would there be a public outcry? Would the government try to censor it?

    I'm not sure about an "outcry" but the game would probably be panned. Personally, a game that allowed me to try out terrorist tactics sounds interesting. I imagine that the US government would not censor it, but if it were done well enough, might strike a contract with the developer to use the game for training/simulations with soldiers. They've done it before.

  70. Correct me if I am wrong but... by mindstorms · · Score: 1

    Ubisoft is a french company, right?

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  71. Re:You know... by Samhaine · · Score: 1

    you forgot starving, corrupt, and unpaid

  72. Re:You know... by Samhaine · · Score: 1

    Command and Conquer: Generals

  73. Re:You know... by ripsnorta · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure about an "outcry" but the game would probably be panned. Personally, a game that allowed me to try out terrorist tactics sounds interesting. I imagine that the US government would not censor it, but if it were done well enough, might strike a contract with the developer to use the game for training/simulations with soldiers. They've done it before.

    This topic is interesting. But to take it further.

    How would the American government and media react if a game like Full Spectrum Warrior was created by a Middle East developer in a Middle Eastern country (doesn't matter which one.) Full Spectrum Warrior is a squad based game (by the looks, I have't played it, only seen the TV ads) where the player controls a force against a Middle Eastern enemy. Let's say the game reversed the roles so that the player took on the role of a military/militia team or a terrorist cell and the missions involved removing 'The American Threat' from Iraq?

    What if those missions involved suicide bombings? Or capturing and executing US civilian workers. Do you think we'd see senators and reporters getting all up in arms?

    I reckon we'd see a hell of a fuss.

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    Hollywood: The place good stories go to die.

  74. Re:You know... by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 1

    If your point is "these games are bad, have some sympathy for the North Koreans" then I think your point has backfired. No, actually my point was that we shouldn't bash North Korea for doing something that I have a sneaking suspicion that the US would do just as easily.

  75. Film at 11 by metamatic · · Score: 1

    Congratulations, North Korea. You've finally worked out that America is a warmongering nation with an extensive corporate propaganda system operating through movies, news media and even video games.

    This is not news. Many of us noticed this years ago. And picking a French-made video game as an example just makes the whole thing seem ludicrous to the US citizens who could stop the whole process if they really wanted to.

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    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  76. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There was no case brought before the Supreme Court in this matter you moron.

    And guess what, Anonymous Coward has been around Slashdot a lot longer than you have 775856. For fuck's sake, did you just get an account yesterday? Tell you what - never come to Slashdot ever again and stop fucking dudes. Then, we'll call it even and I will forget this stupid comment that you've posted.

  77. Mod parent AC up by theMerovingian · · Score: 1


    i just blew all my points, but this is the best slashdot comment of the day :)

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  78. Re:You know... by king-manic · · Score: 1

    you forgot starving, corrupt, and unpaid

    In defence of your own country, pay has little to do with it. A effective fighting force is unrelated to how much it's paid or how much it eats. It has more about how well their trained and how motivated they are. The Viet Kong were completely unpaid, starving, and eventually corrupt but they defeated the Americans, forced a retreat and shamed them. Terrain has more to do with it then anythign else. Cities/Jungles/moutains are all very very difficult to assault. They provide cover and allow small groups to cripple larger ones and air supuriority doesn't affect the ground war significantly.

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    "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
  79. Re:You know... by Rayonic · · Score: 1

    I don't think much would happen, but don't expect it to sell well or anything. It'd probably be too obscure to get any groups protesting it. I mean, how could you guys react to some game where you had to fight against (or play as) some Quebecois terrorist group?

    You asked a loaded question anyway. The United States, no matter what you read in your local papers, is not close to becoming some kind of tyranny. Our various freedoms are still on par with, or better than, the rest of the Western world.

    And look at our current policital climate. Heated, loud, and raucus, right? Keeps the populace awake. If I were you, I'd be more worried about dozing my way into tyranny.

  80. Re:You know... by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
    What if those missions involved suicide bombings?
    Hell, I can't count how many times I have boldly run into the Gold Room in RtCW:ET and blown myself to bits with a panzer, all in an attempt at furthering the Allied cause. :-)

    Does that count as a suicide bombing?

  81. MOD PARENT UP, PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're exactly right. I'm stunned that someone would make environmental comparisons between Vietnam and Korea. Good God, you'd think that someone interested in making the kind of statement grandparent did would at least GLANCE at a damn map...Even a winter episode of M*A*S*H would get the point across.

  82. What history are you reading? by MarkPNeyer · · Score: 1

    So when exactly did the Vietnamese 'defeat the Americans,' forcing them to retreat and shame them? In the Vietnam I know of, the Americans failed not because of superior enemy forces, but because the war was being fought by politicians instead of generals, and the troops had minimal support at home. Consider what happened at the Tet Offensive : the United States forces utterly destroyed the NVA, with about 35 NVA deaths for every one American killed. That's hardly a shameful defeat - but the media kept saying how bad things were going and it was the lack of public support that caused the Americans to eventually withdraw - not the NVA. No army can win a war if that war is fought according to the dictates of politicsal expediency instead of military necessity.

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    1. Re:What history are you reading? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      No army can win a war if that war is fought according to the dictates of politicsal expediency instead of military necessity.

      This is true. That was a point of another post. Did America withdraw? yes. Did the Viet kong win? the Americans withdrew so yes. So America was defeated. A internal socio/political defeat is still a defeat. Did this shame the Americans? yes. A large well funded army being defeated by it's own populace is a pretty shameful defeat. The viet kong has chinese support but the americans still coudl have won. But they pulled out because useless hippies made it politically unfavourable not to.

      America as a warmachine is powerful and could crush any combination of two or more nations not includign Russia/China or the combined EU. However America as a nation is weak willed, easily frightened, bunch of sissies. When it is fully mobilized (see WWI/WWII) it can accomplish amazing things with their citizen soldiers, but America doesn't have a strong will to fight. Thats why they won the initial campaign in Iraq but will lose the "war for hearts and minds" because their leadership resorts to bullshit as actually callign it the "war for hearts and minds". If they want to invade then maintain contorl they shoudl do as china does. come in, guns blazing. Then set about policing the nation and maintaining order. Instead, they came in guns blazing, annihlating the infrasturcture (since 1991) and then just circle the wagons around the oil. If they had brought police (or replaced them) and maintained some order in the cities, I doubt the Iraqies woudl be as hostile. Although they still would be because of years and years of anti-western propaganda and radical islam. but they would look much better at home and to the world. They could say "we brought Democracy to iraq" and not have each and everyone of their allies snicker about it.

      As for "utterly destroying", You can have a incredible kill rate, but if you still lost it meant ntohing. See Germany vs russia. Germany killed them 10 to one in the intital capaign and still lost. victory is still victory.

      What america needs is to stop raising idiot hippies. I'm not Left-wing, I'm not Right-wing, I support left wing ideas liek medi-care and the enviroment, but I also support a strong American presence aroudn the world and the preservation of the american empire, because America is the least of all the evils out there.

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      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
    2. Re:What history are you reading? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that your support of preservation of the american empire, usually means the destruction of all other countries' independence.

      Screw that. The rest of the developed world has working democracy too - America's style of Rule-by-Corporations just isn't needed or welcome.

    3. Re:What history are you reading? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      The problem is that your support of preservation of the american empire, usually means the destruction of all other countries' independence

      Was is independence. The ability to make choices for youselves. How often is that choice really really stupid? America's isn't the most enlightened but it sure beats bowing to our new "Iranian" overlords who out law dancing...

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      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
    4. Re:What history are you reading? by MarkPNeyer · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything you have to say, but my point was that the Viet Cong did not militarily defeat the Americans - my reply was to a post claiming that the American army would have trouble beating the Koreans because of the terrain and the enviroment, and his evidence for this claim was that the americans lost to the vietnamese under simliar conditions. My argument was that the american loss to the vietnamese was purely a result of american policies at home; i.e. it had nothing to do with the military capabilities of the NVA. If the American army ever has any trouble fighting anyone, it will be because of the people at home who don't have a focused mentality, rather than because of the terrain or abilities of the enemy.

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    5. Re:What history are you reading? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      War is total an absolute. Weakness anywhere is still weakness. The American army has one weakness. The inability to stomach casualties. An army does not exsist on it own but is an exstension of it's countries will. The american will is insuffiennctly strong to really commit to an attack on anythign like N. Korea. The full might of the US military could possibly "defeat" the N. Koreans but they could not "occupy" them.

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      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
  83. Re:You know... by rooskie · · Score: 1

    characteristic of an absolute ruler or absolute rule; having absolute sovereignty; "an authoritarian regime"; "autocratic government"; "despotic rulers"; "a dictatorial rule that lasted for the duration of the war"; "a tyrannical government" www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn just thought you should know what a word means before you make cheap political jabs with it

  84. On a side note... by nick_davison · · Score: 1

    On a side note, most gamers will be angered by it too.

    In a classic case of dumbing down for consoles, they're replacing the incredibly innovative gameplay features of the original with a more SOCOM style feel for the sequel.

    The original was brilliant in its use of the whole unit. You could toggle between troops, setting up truly complex strategies. No longer did you have to deal with AI companions who'd never display human level intelligence - you could simply swap to them, position them, use them for their unique abilities, then swap back to someone else.

    My epiphany moment in the game came a few missions in when I carefully set a sniper up on one side of a small depression, overlooking an enemy emplacement, two other guys were on the opposite side supplying crossing fire, the others had a machine gun and an anti tank weapon ready. A quick swap to the anti tank weapon had him stand, fire, quickly swap out and lie back down. Getting the enemies' attention, they all opened up on me, only to be cut down by the well placed covering fire that was waiting to be fired upon before returning fire. Now tell me how to do that in any AI based game where it's not just a forced part of the script.

    It's that genius that they're removing from Ghost Recon II to make it more console friendly. Once again, a great game dies in order to get more console sales.

  85. Re:You know... by gangien · · Score: 1

    I'm a Canadian. I'm just curious what your reaction would be if someone in Canada made a game that depicted a revolution against a tyranical US President (just for argument's sake let's say George W), and put you in the role of a terrorist/revolutionary?

    I'd laugh, if it was good i'd play it.

    Or how about a game that let you play as Osama Bin Laden. How do you suppose Americans would like the game? Would there be a public outcry? Would the government try to censor it?

    Well i wouldn't play that. Maybe i would 30 years down the line after al-queda and osma are ashes of corpses. But I doubt the government would censor it, i bet what would happen is that retailers would refuse to sell it because of fear of backlash. Some government officials, however, might decry it. IMO that is exactly how it should happen.

  86. Ironic by cabjf · · Score: 1

    Anyone else find it ironic that a communist nation with state controlled media is accusing another country of using propaganda to control their people?

  87. Re:You know... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
    If your point is "these games are bad, have some sympathy for the North Koreans" then I think your point has backfired.
    No, actually my point was that we shouldn't bash North Korea for doing something that I have a sneaking suspicion that the US would do just as easily.

    "Have some sympathy" and "shouldn't bash" == same concept, different words IMHO.

    In any case, let's go with your correction. I'm suggesting that the 8 or 9 replies to your comment all refuted the idea that the US would do the same thing. The US has more laws requiring free speech, and cannot as "easily" shut something down. That's not to say it couldn't happen, but it is to say that terrorism laws would have to be twisted and used in a overreaching manner to censor such a thing. And even though that is possible, I don't think it's plausible. We've had many US-critical media items that went unchallenged or were even celebrated/used by the military or the public. In the US, outlawing something makes it stronger. We learned at least a little from prohibition.

    But I'm not even sure we need to talk about how the US would stop such a game, because your original question merely asked how the US would react to its existence, not how it would react if it was sold in the USA. And so I stick by my original comment that some people would view such a game made by Canadians as yet another indiciation of their estrangement from us, but others wouldn't care or would ignore it. In fact, if there is one criticism of the US that is real and applies here, it's that we collectively ignore everyone else. There are people who care. We are a huge melting pot of ideas & cultures. But as a whole, we're only paying attention to what's here. So if Canada makes a game, it's all of a 5-second sound byte on the evening news that 1% of the country will watch, and then it's gone. The President certainly wouldn't frame it in the context of a real-world war.

    To expand on that, I mean to say that it would be very, VERY HARD for the leader of the USA to threaten that such a game will become real and result in horrific deaths for the North Koreans. A US President cannot make outrageous threats like that without having the entire planet brace for war. But NK's leaders can, because no one on the planet believes them. I do believe they could get dirty bombs into the US and hurt us, but I also believe they would end up bombed worse than Japan in retaliation. The idea that NK would emerge victorious is remote. They wouldn't "emerge" at all. And so no, our leaders cannot "easily" react the same way their leaders have.

    (As a slight concession to you, I would submit that if we were to elect someone even worse than Bush, someone who was even more of a poorly-spoken war-mongerer, then yeah, maybe the US could react the same. This would be disastrous, and millions of people would die due to an abuse of power beyond anything we've ever seen. But that's fiction, and even in the real world, Bush barely won. In fact some will say the only way he got the presidency was to bypass the voters and sue for it. I intend to vote against him again. So hopefully our democracy is more self-correcting than North Korea, too.)

  88. Re:You know... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
    Let's say the game reversed the roles so that the player took on the role of a military/militia team or a terrorist cell and the missions involved removing 'The American Threat' from Iraq?

    Three Kings is a celebrated movie about Iraq that initially focuses on some US soldiers, but switches into a story about "removing the American threat from Iraq." It wasn't as extreme as your "what if" scenario, and didn't glorify the massacre of US soldiers, but it did portray the people killing US soldiers as sympathetic underdogs. It won a number of awards and made a lot of money in the US. That's a real example of something critical of the US not only surviving, but flourishing here. Of course, I suspect the more hard-core-anti-US things get, the less well they will do in the US. And I suspect that any game that involves executing US civilians will get criticised by Senators & Representatives. Hell, they already criticize games like GTA, which "merely" involve US citizens killing other US citizens. But I don't think any US President would react to any game by saying that the Iraq citizens would suffer terrible real-world retribution that leaves them all dead.

    And Ghost Recon doesn't involve US agents kidnapping and executing innocent citizens. It's only military combatants versus military combatants. So your "what if" is a little too extreme to apply here. At least, I personally can't apply it to the current situation without thinking "apple and oranges" in my head.

    (Hmm. And since I made a concession in my other post, let me make a concession here too. I personally do not ever play these games. I find any real-world scenario to be in poor taste, whether it favors the US or not. I do like shooters, but I play Unreal & Tribes. My closest encounter with a "real world" scenario is RTCW, which is fairly removed from reality. Still, playing a terrorist sounds like an interesting game. But probably not a profitable one.)

  89. Re: Illegal things by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
    "Illegal" bombing of Libya?
    Yes.
    Regan deliberately placed US warships off the coast of Libya (imagine how the US government would have reacted if the Libyan navy had placed warships off the coast of the USA), and when the Libyan air force flew some planes too close to the ships, he used that as an excuse to bomb Libya.
    It was revenge for the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Scotland, which the Libyan government supposedly aided and/or abetted.
    "Illegal" blockade of Cuba?
    Yes.
    The US government took it upon itself to prevent ships from moving between two sovereign nations.
    Imagine how the US government would have reacted if the Soviet Union had blockaded Germany or the UK (or Turkey!) to prevent the US from installing its nuclear missiles there.
    Next thing, you are going to say the illegal occupation of Germany in the late 1940s.
    Germany declared war on the US.
    It lost.
    I don't remember the exact terms of surrender, but it probably included the right of the Allies to occupy the country for a time.
    Also, Wounded Knee was the 19th century, not the 20th.
    I was referring to the incident that occurred in the late 1960s or early 1970s.
    That is why I called it an "incident", and not a "massacre", which is what happened in 1890.

    Also, I don't understand why my post was moderated as "flamebait".
    The GP wanted to know about 20th century wars that were not made into games.
    I listed some wars, plus some other conflicts.
    What's so flamebaity about that?
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    Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
  90. Re: Games about 20th Century wars by spektricide · · Score: 1

    Most of these invasions were not declared acts of war. We went to those countries for a purpose and left. If we wanted to declare war we could have just took over those countries and set up our own global drug trade. And just so I'm clear on this... these invasions were illegal how???

  91. Re: Illegal things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's so flamebaity about that?

    Did you dare to suggest anything that might call America into question as a Shining Beacon of Light for The Free World?

    Perhaps you suggested something that America did was in any way done for underhanded less-than-ideal purposes that differed from the propaganda put forth by the ruling American government?

    You've got to learn -any criticism of America will most likely earn you flamebait points. Especially if the story comes and goes before the right-wing lobby's bedtime.

    But I empathise with you - just remember to stay out of discussions like these in the future - you won't convince anyone of anything, it's pointless, and it costs karma...

  92. Re:You know... by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Okay.

    Why would McDonald's cut down a rainforest?
    Even if they did, why am I responsible?
    What does my vote have to do with the actions of any private party? In the best-case scenario, as little as possible.

    I don't know what you're on about really. You seem to think that we have a direct democracy where we vote on what other people are allowed to do. I can't imagine a more horrible way to run a country.

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  93. Re:You know... by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the spoiler.

    Asspipe. : )

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  94. Re:You know... by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Why not? I'd bash on that kind of idiocy coming out of anywhere.

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  95. Re:You know... by Tezkah · · Score: 1

    I mean, how could you guys react to some game where you had to fight against (or play as) some Quebecois terrorist group?

    Its already happened.

    "I don't want to overdramatize this, but it's hard not to feel targeted when there's a game where you shoot at Quebeckers," said Jean Dorion, head of the Société Saint-Jean-Baptiste de Montréal.

    Personally, I could care less, but if someone made about killing people that could be identified with me, I'd be disturbed to. However, we cant let anything stand in the way of free speech, even things that may upset or disturb some people. Throw away the leaflet, dont buy the game, close the book, whatever, its your choice.

  96. Not your smarter idea. by Tei · · Score: 1

    Make jokes about death people, 11-S and 11-M, its a very bad idea. Please refrain to do so.

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  97. Re: Games about 20th Century wars by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
    And just so I'm clear on this... these invasions were illegal how???
    To quote your own post:
    Most of these invasions were not declared acts of war.
    IOW, the US invaded other sovereign nations without any formal declaration of war.
    Unless sanctioned by the U.N., invading another country without declaring war on it first (or without an invitation from said country, or unless said country attacks us first) is illegal, i.e., contrary to international law.
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  98. Wait US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not like Ubisoft is some huge American company last I heard home base was in Europe somewhere. Boy North Korean Intelligence is good.

  99. What does IDDQD mean? by Quantum+Jim · · Score: 1

    Sigh... I wish I still had the time and the bandwidth for 1st person shooters. :-( Anyway, what does IDDQD mean? A google search just brought up nonsense.

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    It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
    - Jerome Klapka Jerome
    1. Re:What does IDDQD mean? by will_die · · Score: 1

      iddqd switches you to god mode. meaning you cannot be hurt.

  100. Re:You know... by Zoshnell · · Score: 1

    Yes, that would be me, but I mean come on, anyone who hasn't beaten it by now has no intentions of it, so its totally win-win! And if you haven't beaten it yet, then I am truly sorry, but you fail it. :) KTHNXPLZDRVTHRU!

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  101. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im down like a clown charlie brown.

  102. Re: Games about 20th Century wars by spektricide · · Score: 1

    Yes but the 2 examples listed in the post above mine were not illegal. The Libya ordeal was a result of a bombing and according to reports the ships were in international waters and they were threatned by planes. The Cuban missile crisis was definitely a hostile act by the Soviet Union. We have spy plane photos of the missile they were pointing at the United States. I'm sure the Soviet Union wouldn't have minded if we had parked the whole navy fleet right off their coast.

  103. Re: Games about 20th Century wars by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
    The Libya ordeal was a result of a bombing
    Libya was suspected of supporting the bombing, but it was never proven that the Libyan government had anything to do with it.
    They eventually agreed to pay relatives of the victims so that the problem would go away, but they never admitted to having anything to do with the bombing itself.
    The "evidence" pointing to Libyan government involvement was as flimsy as the recent "evidence" pointing to WMDs in Iraq.
    they were threatned by planes.
    Then the most that they should have done was shot the planes down (after attempts to warn the planes off first), then lodged a protest at the UN.
    Note that Libya and the US disagreed what constituted "international waters".
    While the US claimed that they were in international waters, Libya claimed that the US fleet was in Libyan waters.
    The US Coast Guard routinely boards vessels that are as far off the US coast as the US fleet was off the Libyan coast.
    The only reason that the US fleet was there was to deliberately provoke Libya; there was no other tactical or strategic reason for the fleet to be where it was.
    The Cuban missile crisis was definitely a hostile act by the Soviet Union.
    The actions by the Soviet Union were a response to the placing of nuclear missles in Turkey by the US.
    The crisis was resolved when Kennedy agreed to remove the missles from Turkey if the USSR would remove its missles from Cuba, and that is what, in fact, happened.
    (I am not being an apologist for the USSR, here.
    I think that authoritarian communism sucks, and I am glad that the Soviet Union is no more.
    However, the Cold War was not all black-and-white.
    There was good and bad on both sides.)
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    Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana