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Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation

CasterPod writes "As of February 28, Windows users who purchased their PC will no longer be able to reinstall without calling Microsoft and answering a series of questions. The move is part of an anti-piracy effort to close 'a loophole that enabled unscrupulous resellers to use Windows XP product keys that were stolen from large OEMs.' Specifically, Certificate of Authenticity (COA) labels on PCs are often unused because OEMs preinstall Windows and bypass product activation. The product keys can therefore be stolen and reused. First WGA, and now this."

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  1. Good Move Microsoft!!!! by farrellj · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now you will be forcing more people to move over to Linux and Mac computers!!!

    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

    ttyl
    Farrell

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    1. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by cshark · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Amazing how that works, isn't it. I could see it being worth it if everyone loved Windows. But the only reason people even use it in the first place is because it's easy. Something idiotic like this makes it a LOT less so. Linux on the other hand, making pretty big inroads. No pointless activation sequences where you have to call anyone. Probably never will be, except with Xandros (but I doubt it). Hey, there's a selling point right there. Buy linux, and don't have to call anyone who will make you answer stupid pointless questions. Woo hoo! I'm sold. This is exactly the kind of thing they want to do just before they release Expidition. Although, I wonder how much more secure it's actually going to be.

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    2. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by DigitumDei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I cannot help but wonder whether top level management at MS got a bad batch of LSD and its done something to their brains.

      They're going to force you to call them, they'll probably have all their call centers outsourced to countries where english isn't the main language. Half the time you won't understand the question and if you do manage to decifer the accent, they won't understand yours.

      The only reason left to use windows is gaming. And even that is becoming less and less of a reason...

    3. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by zero_offset · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Buy linux, and don't have to call anyone who will make you answer stupid pointless questions.

      Instead, it'll be the users asking the stupid questions.

      "I bought your Linux at Barnes & Noble. Why doesn't it work?"

      "Last week I called and you told me how to install your Linux. Why doesn't my Word Perfect CD work any more?"

      "The other day you made me install something called StarOffice. I think that messed up my son's Doom 3 CD. It used to work before we installed your Linux."

      That'll be fantastic.

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    4. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by rahlquist · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I recently had to call MS to activate Office 2003 (too many installs). It took me nearly 25 minutes to get through to the nice (english is my second language) woman I spoke with. While she was quite helpful and only asked once (why so many installs) I still felt like I had been dragged down town and put under birght lights to be interrogated. This will be a wonderful experience for everyone, why, once we all know what criminals feel like, then none of us will be tempted will we?

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    5. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If I'm going to be punished, I may as well commit the crime.

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    6. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by mokiejovis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The term "hung for a sheep as a lamb" comes to mind.

    7. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by aspx · · Score: 3, Informative

      The pirates will still crack activation anyway. It's only the unscrupulous resellers of Windows that get hurt by this.

    8. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      The only reason left to use windows is gaming.


      Cool. I can hardly wait to get to the office today.

    9. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by danheskett · · Score: 5, Informative

      What the catcher is, you calling them to activate is technically a support call.
      Not, that is blantantly untrue.

      Product Activation is it's own group at Microsoft, seperately administered and staffed from all other units, including technical support. The call centers of PA are completely seperate from all other functions.

      There is never, and has never been a charge associated with activation.

      Additionally, Microsoft does not charge per minute technical support rates, and as far as I can tell, never has.

      For desktop products, like Windows XP and Office for example, the fee is $0, $25, $245. Most are free, additional support - like programming a macro or something of that nature, costs $25. Dealing with server-technologies, company wide networking, or other business technologies generally cost $245. These fees are per incident, regardless of how long it takes or how many people you have to talk to. I worked with an MS support person once for 4 days, 9-5 pm, 8 hrs a day, to solve a critical problem with networking. Fee? $245.

      I suggest you learn a little bit more about MS and thier support services before you go spouting off about what you remember.

      Here are some links:
      http://support.microsoft.com/oas/default.aspx?ln=e n-us&x=12&y=15&c1=509&prid=3518&gprid=185522

    10. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People aren't stupid. Let me say that again: people are not stupid, they are not dumb, they are not morons (with a few exceptions - and they are _few_). What they are, by and large, is interested in other things than computing - like, for instance, the work or play they want to accomplish with their computers, rather than the machines themselves.

      People are perfectly able to understand the difference between Windows, OSX and Linux - they just don't particularily care. And in that situation, yes, put up enough roadblocks to Windows use and people will gradually switch, just like US people abandoned domestic cars for Japanese ones when they became compelling enough. Not everybody switched, and not all at once (since everybody has a different tipping point), but certainly enough to change the commercial landscape.

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    11. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by glyph42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You can't have "manslaughter" without "laughter".

      No no no, that's supposed to be:

      One manslaughter is another man's laughter.

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    12. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Rinikusu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Anyone else feel like this when the "door nazi" at BestBuy/other chain steps in front of you and demands to see your receipt? Treating your customers like they're potential criminals is no way to gain loyalty.

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    13. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by danheskett · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, you are really, really, really wrong.

      XP has a fantastic penetration rate for MS. There are very few users not in a corporate setting using Windows 2000. Most users before XP were on 98, 98SE, or ME. As those users replace their computers, they got a big dose of XP. The die hard Windows-fanboys upgraded legally or not - to XP a long time ago.

      MS sells Windows by attrition - those PII and PIII boxes out there have been replaced by newer PCs running XP.

      MS hasn't released much in the way of sales numbers, but XP is very well represented in the total slice of Windows users. I the most recent PDC (Professional Developer Conference), an MS VP of Sales suggested that XP was about 60% of all Windows users. XP or 2K represented almost 75% of all Windows users. That means that the really legacy products - 95, 98, and NT4 represent less than 1 in 4. That's a damn good rate for any business.

      MS is rapidly consilidating its users on the same platform. Before XP, you had two entire different product lines. MS has finally merged them into one line, and the userbase is very happily consolidating.

      Make no mistake, MS is generally very happy with XP adoption rates.

    14. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Your $245 nework seemed to be worth it. I've had the exact opposite. Active/active clustering of an Exchange system. Worked with them for over 2 weeks trying to get it to work reliably. The final verdict? Upgrade to 2003 "which has better support for clustering" or move to active/passive. Can you explain WTF better support for clustering means? Either the shit works or not. We were told that 2000 supported exchange clustering in that configuration but apperently it does not. So.. we basically spent about 60 hours of time trying to get it too work the way it is supposed to and paid $245 for them to tell us to upgrade to the new and improved to get the functionality we already paid for in 2000 server.

    15. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People aren't stupid. Let me say that again: people are not stupid, they are not dumb, they are not morons

      Yes, they are. People are stupid. Individuals are intelligent. People are not. Here is a little advice for you. If you go through life thinking people are stupid you will be a lot less dissappointed. Keep your expectations set low and you will seldom be let down.

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    16. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Air-conditioned+cowh · · Score: 3, Funny

      I cannot help but wonder whether top level management at MS got a bad batch of LSD and its done something to their brains.

      Hey! It worked for Steve Jobs :-)

    17. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You must have never worked in tech support. People are stupid. To reiterate, people are stupid.

      That's a rather biased statistical sampling though. Yes, you will get an unending stream of remarkably stupid people calling tech support. As a total percentage of computer users, however, they make up rather less than you think. The GP post is correct - the majority of people don't really care (because it is not important to their lives) about Linux, but that doesn't mean they will be stupid enough to try and run Windows software on Linux.

      Yes, you will have an unending stream of stupid people who tried to run Microsoft Word on Linux and don't understand why it works. Remember that you also had an unending stream of people that couldn't even use Windows either. If everyone was as stupid as the average tech support caller the internet would be practically content free.

      Jedidiah.

    18. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by steve6534 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know I sure do ! I now make a habit of ignoring them and walking right past. I would like to see them grab me to make me show my receipt.

    19. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by sqlrob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, which is also why I say "no" to them as well. The transaction is complete, they can't do squat (US only, other jurisdictions may vary)

      It can be fun to go to a place like that or Fry's when it's really crowded, everyone is waiting in line to get checked and you walk right on by.

    20. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by kurt555gs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The whole idea of having a monoply is that being nice to the customer is not needed. You need them, and the other way around.

      The idea of a company selling you on something with quality and good service is so, well 70's

      Get with it.

      Freedom is no longer a right, it is now a pivilege.

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    21. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by dmarx · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Hey, there's a selling point right there. Buy linux, and don't have to call anyone who will make you answer stupid pointless questions.

      Of course, you'll also have to add being able to buy software off the shelf, and Plug and Play hardware, and not having to learn how to compile or write drivers, or search forums filled with people calling you a "st00pid n00b" to find said drivers.

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    22. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by BigGerman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Top management of ANY big company is like that. Comes with the size, clout and maturity. Google or whatever will be the same as well.
      It is like a law of nature, probably closely related to the Second Law of Termodynamics.
      Simply, when company reaches certain size, no matter how bright the individual leaders or technologists are, they loose the ability to critically think and reason as a whole. Call it "BigGerman's Law Of Corporate Evolution" ;-)

    23. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by glamslam · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I walked out at Sam's Club one time without showing my receipt. They guy stopped me to see my receipt. I said, "no. what are you going to do about it?" He said he would call the police!! LOL! The stuff in my hands is MINE, because the money I gave them is now THEIRS. I think the police would laugh at him too!

    24. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by letxa2000 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Ues, which is also why I say "no" to them as well.

      I like saying "No, thank you". Throwing in the "thank you" confuses them long enough that they don't even try to insist until you're out the door.

    25. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They can hold you if they have "reasonable suspicion" that you have committed theft (at least in Washington state) and that is what the cops are used to being called out for to retail stores. However, simply walking out the door doesn't sound like "reasonable suspicion" to me, and you'd probably have a good case against THEM for unlawful imprisonment. Ask the cops about it when they show up--it's a fun way of turning the tables. :)

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    26. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by armachd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It seems that they already have their activation lines outsourced. Over the holiday I upgraded my machine and had to reactivate Windows. I talked to a nice guy who was in India. Maybe being forced to call in order to activate Windows would not be a bad thing, I had a great chat about what to see while in India, the weather, even about Orthodox Christmas that falls sometime in January. Very interesting, and I was able to get Windows activated hassle free! :)

    27. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by ElvenMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Amazing how that works, isn't it. I could see it being worth it if everyone loved Windows. But the only reason people even use it in the first place is because it's easy. Something idiotic like this makes it a LOT less so.

      Hmm.. how does this make XP a 'LOT less' easy to use?
      Like most people that tinker about with their home machines, I regularly re-install XP, not as a consequence of anything wrong with MS's package, just as a result of what I've screwed up on it. As a consequence my XP almost never activates on-line, the site seems to allow a certain number of activations with a period of time.

      So.. go to activate, Windows pops up a nice, clear, concise window that tells me there is a problem activating my product over the internet, and asks me to dial a number. The number is in a nice clear font, so little chance of me failing to read it correctly.
      I call, get connected to an MS rep within a minute, read out the text string on the screen, following the clear guidance from the MS rep. They tell me a code to type in, I press a button, and voila, Windows is activated.

      Sure.. its a pain in the arse having to do that, but it is easy. Its going to take a heck of a lot more to make people stop using Windows than this.

      This is getting to be a regular thing that annoys me on /., the absolute insistance that the tiniest thing MS do 'wrong', is the one thing we've been waiting for that'll push people to Linux in droves. Get over it, and get some kind of sense of perspective. Its going to need a seriously big screw-up by MS to force people over to Linux. Its also going to need a killer app for home users to be only available on Linux, which we're yet to see.

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    28. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by sqlrob · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sam's is different, you signed a contract there.

    29. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps this is why it's less common to see this in the UK; over here there are also certain reasons for which a non-police officer can lawfully arrest you, but on the flip-side you are entitled to use reasonable force to resist a wrongful arrest. Depending on the circumstances, that could involve anything up to taking the guy out... permanently. :-/

      This is probably why UK store detectives (generally a pretty professional bunch, from what I've seen) tend to steer well clear of the one that got away, and stick to pulling guys they've just watched making a poor effort to conceal nicking something that's found on their person within moments of leaving the store?

      Nothing in this post is legal advice, and I'm not a lawyer anyway, but hell, don't let that stop you exercising your legal rights as entertainingly as you see fit if anyone ever tries this on you. }:-)

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    30. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Joules+Burn · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It isn't going to matter if it's a toll free call unless the system owner is doing it themselves.

      If I, as a service tech, have to sit on the phone waiting for product activation after someone messes up there system, I'm going to charge them for that time and If I'm onsite, while I'm waiting I'll be explaining to them why this is going to cost more and I'll be explaining what the alternatives are.

      Does anyone know which 20 manufacturers are affected? I'd like to be able to warn customers of the extra charges ahead of time, should this come to pass.

    31. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by FreeTheFurniture! · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I was just going to mod you down, but this is so dumb I need to reply.

      The parent tells the guy to learn about MS activation/support policies before spouting off and you reply with this? Is it it a toll free call? What do you think? Here let me help. I searched for 'product activation' at the MS web site and this is from the first hit.

      To activate Windows XP over the telephone, you can simply call a toll-free* number displayed on your screen.

      I'm not fan of this change in policy, but damn, at least lets have some intellegent discussion about it. How this got Modded up I don't know (I notice it has dropped by one as I reply to this though).

    32. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You also make a good point, but if this drives the support costs for Windows up too much, the affected shops might have to raise prices for Windows computers.
      Eventually, people will have to pay for the greater service workload or deal with the hotline themselves.

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    33. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here in NY we have some law that protects consumers against this. I once watched a twelve year old girl take a pack of cigs and put them into her pocket sneakily. When I busted her for it, I was the one in trouble because unless she leaves the store with it, it's not technically theft...my boss even asked how I knew she wasn't going to pay for it..I said because she was 12 and she couldn't if she wanted too. Good thing her dad was a cop...she got into some serious trouble at home as a result. Apparently he could have sued the store to the tune of about 8,000 minimum if my boss is to be believed.

    34. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Tony-A · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, people are intelligent. But they are intelligent according to their own definition of intelligent, not yours or mine.

    35. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by benbean · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But in your example, you're not actually trying to fly the plane.

      The people under discussion here are trying to use a complex piece of computing machinery and expecting to be able to use it out of the box, without putting any effort into learning how to operate it effectively.

      Maybe I'm just another jaded support tech.

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    36. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Tony-A · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Smart people are completely capable of doing stupid things.
      Then they call tech support.

    37. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by rabel · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree - as I get older my understanding about how the rest of the world isn't so stupid after all is growing. Yes, the bulk of the planet cannot compile a new kernel. That doesn't make them stupid.

      However, why don't the Linux vendors go ahead and have a user-stupidity ranking system and actively reject the morons. When someone like one of us super-smart Slashdot readers calls Red Hat with a super-smart question like "when recompiling the kernel, I tried to optimize using the gcc 64 bit libraries, but as a result I'm only getting 7% greater performance rather than the 8.2% I was expecting. What gives?" - the caller would then be granted access to the "normal" tech support helpline.

      However, when a caller has a stupid question, demonstrating their obvious mouth-breathing status such as "I installed your lin-nucks and now my drink holder don work no mo" the response should be "WHY YOU'RE A STUPID IDJIT! WHY DON'T YOU CALL MICROSOFT! DUUUUH!"

      The end result will be that Microsoft gets all the stupid customers and Linux vendors get all the smart ones. This would be a more pro-active method of destroying Microsoft while also purifying the Linux user base. Microsoft eventually goes bankrupt by all the support calls they have to field, the rest of us can finally breath easier and just reject all SMTP requests from any windows boxes, effectively quarantining viruses and spam to windows users only, and marginalizing the windows world.

    38. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by phathead296 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, stores where you pay a membership fee (Costco, Sams Club, etc) have an agreement you sign when you get a membership. One of the stipulations is that you must show your receipt to the person at the door. If you don't want to do that, don't become a member.

      If a door nazi at a normal store does the same thing, you have no obligation to stop, and they have no reason to hold you unless they actually suspect you've stolen something.

    39. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by plague3106 · · Score: 2

      Walking out the store with items in a bag is not resonable suspicion..nor is refusing to be searched for no other reason then leaving the store.

      I'd say its a fairly normal thing for customers to leave the store with items they bought..

    40. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Psmylie · · Score: 4, Informative

      Absolutely true. I've worked in retail and I KNOW that there was a lot of product walking out. But our management told us, never NEVER attempt to detain someone unless you actually saw them take an item off the shelf, hide it on their person, and try to leave the store without paying. Oh, and you had to keep them under observation the whole time, to make sure that they didn't remove the item from their person before leaving. The losses are insured, the false imprisonment charges and any following lawsuits are not.
      I think I called the police once, on a guy who stole a $0.95 auto-trader magazine. It was pretty funny :)

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    41. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Those people can't stop you. Just blow right by them. If they get in your way inform them that you are going to place them under citizen's arrest for unlawful imprisonment. The only time they have any grounds to stop you whatsoever is at sam's club, costco, et cetera. Those places are private clubs and they can revoke your membership if you don't show them the receipt; therefore you are trespassing. Of course, once you buy the stuff, you still own it, but it behooves you to let them see your receipt there.

      When I leave Fry's I sometimes have the receipt out for them to glance at, and I rarely break stride on my way out the door. Wal-mart has been checking receipts for unbagged or large items, too; so far I've been with my girlfriend every time and don't want to embarrass her, but the fact is that once you buy it, the product and the receipt are both yours and you are well within your rights to just walk on by.

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    42. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by real+gumby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I hate those "door nazis" too but you do realize that they're there because the company is suspicious of its employees right?

      The scam they're looking for is you walking out with (say) an iPod and some headphones but the cashier only charging you for the headphones. Then you take the iPod to a fence and you and the cashier split the proceeds. That's why harass you for the most stupid and cursory check.

      So yea, they suspect you of being a criminal, but their employees hate them so much (and vice versa I suppose) that what you're actually seeing is a manifestation of a festering pool of mutual hatred.

      Really makes you want to go and shop there, right? For stuff they sell, stick to mail order.

    43. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, this is precisely the way it works in the US. You can place someone under citizen's arrest for a misdemeanor you witness or a felony you believe has been committed. False arrest is a serious crime, and apparently a sufficient deterrent in most cases. In the US you may use necessary force to deter someone who you are placing under arrest. People near you are supposed to be legally compelled to assist you in making the arrest, and resisting a citizen's arrest is supposedly legally equivalent to resisting the arrest of a police officer. You are not allowed to resist wrongful arrest, just as you are not allowed to when you are being arrested by the police, but placing someone under arrest wrongfully is a crime and also opens you up to civil suits in our litigation-happy society.

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    44. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Wanker · · Score: 4, Insightful
      But in your example, you're not actually trying to fly the plane.

      Most people just now entering the market for computers aren't "trying to fly the plane", either. To continue the analogy, these people want to be passengers but are instead told they need to learn to be pilots.

      This trend is not new to computers-- earlier this century the first radios required considerable setup and weeks to learn to use. The first phonographs were notoriously hard to use, again taking several weeks for smart folks to learn to use.

      The only reason radios and record players (now CD players) are so widespread is their usage was simplified. The earliest ones even had two competing incompatible standards (Edison vs. Victor.) Sound familiar?

      The book "The Invisible Computer" by Donald Norman goes into gory detail on why the continuing efforts to blame the users for failing to learn their equipment aren't going to work:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Booksources/0 262640414

      This doesn't mean that in the current state of things people should be lazy about their responsibilities with a networked computer-- e.g. not patching because "it's too hard" is a lame excuse.

      If this is too hard, then disconnect from the network or find a computer/OS combination where it isn't too hard. If there is no such computer/OS combination, then start asking the manufacturers for one.
    45. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by heinzkeinz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Had a problem like this recently at a public reference library. They had a rent-a-cop posted at the door searching the bags of everyone exiting. He asked, 'May I look in your bag, sir?' I said, 'No, sorry.' and kept walking. Guy started yelling at me, to the effect that I am not allowed back in the library, that sort of thing.

      Well, of course, I had gone out only for 20 minutes and came back in (entrance is seperate from the exit, so he didn't see me), but on my way out again, he stepped in front of me and said, 'You are not leaving until you open your bag.' I replied 'Wrong. I'm leaving. Call the police if you like.' More yelling ensued.

      A public library! I was there with my (mortified) girlfriend, who happily opened her bag twice. The worst part is that their 'examination' of the bags are so cursory as to be useless. My girlfriend had four books in her bag from another library, indistinguishable without removing and examining them. But she gets waved by. They have a magnetic-strip-beeping-system-thingie, so what's the point? Better to post those goofs somewhere where they can prevent real damage and loss to the library: making sure that people don't bring food in. While I was there--I'm not making this up--I saw a guy with a whole Big Mac meal pawing through a stack of journals from the thirties. Gimmie a break!

      Bah.

    46. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Mildew+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wrong. Steve got a batch of the good LSD. Can't you tell the difference. He's not running around all paranoid like a sweaty monkey. He's groovin' on some cool tunes on his iPod.

    47. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      i'm posting this from a computer running windows 2003 enterprise edition. i didnt activate it at all. just installed one of the several available cracks and voila. works like a charm. no activation, no stupid questions. i can use windowsupdate to install all the latest updates (my friend using windows xp with the same crack was able to install service pack 2). this silly activation thing only annoys legitimate users. ppl who pirate windows wont be stopped by these silly activations.

      anyway i already have my other two computers running linux. pretty soon i'll be saying goodbye to windows altogether.

    48. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by ball-lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My eXPerience was actually quite different. I had a copy of XP Home that had been installed on a (now defunct) computer, thus preventing me from installing it on anything else. I called up the call center, and had the override code in about 5 minutes. This new campaign is only there to scare you, because Microsoft is assuming if you pirate their software you'll be too afraid to call them. Funny thing is, bet it will stop a lot of people.

    49. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by murdocj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mod the parent up to the sky. I can't believe the number of posts from people who think that someone who wants to simply get work done on their computer and doesn't care about the O/S is stupid.

    50. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Now you will be forcing more people to move over to Linux and Mac computers!!!

      You know, it's amazing that this company stays in business. I definitely will be buying a Mac for my next desktop (already have an iBook) and as long as Apple doesn't implement similar "activation" crap in their OS I will continue to be a fan of OS X.

      The sad thing is I have several legitimate copies of Windows XP Pro at home that activated on the hardware and this kind of crap makes me feel like a criminal if I do something crazy like have to replace a motherboard or upgrade my RAM or CPU. Frankly I don't need Microsoft deciding when or where my operating system should stop working because they consider my upgraded computer an entirely new system. Screw that. I'll spend $2000 and buy a Mac before I spend $200 on another fscking copy of Windows XP Pro for an upgraded system.

    51. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "If I'm going to be punished, I may as well commit the crime."

      Ya know, if MS were to say "Since this will cut down on piracy, we're going to pre-emptively lower prices..." I might be a little less offended. But this never happens, does it? I mean, billions and billions of dollars are claimed to be lost due to piracy, but has Valve made HL2 cheaper? Ugh.

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    52. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by sharkey · · Score: 2, Informative
      Other than that, they have only two things up on the average citizen: They can make arrests for misdemeanors they did not witness, and they can carry loaded firearms on their belt.

      In the US, it's absolutely legal to carry a loaded firearm on your belt. Whether the cops harrass you over it is another thing.

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    53. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by zero_offset · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the average /. reader would be pretty surprised at the kind of costs people are willing to bear. A few months ago I was planning to swing by a friend's house to install a new stick of memory. This guy can completely disassemble and reassemble any automobile on the road, but he wasn't willing to crack the case and snap in some extra memory. Anyway, the day before I was supposed to drop by, he e-mailed me to proudly announce that he took care of it himself -- by paying CompUSA something like $150 to install it for him.

      The cost of Windows would have to skyrocket dramatically before any significant number of "average users" would care enough to look for an alternative like Linux.

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    54. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by utlemming · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have never shoplifted, btw.

      If you want to have some real fun, just keep walking out the door when the Wal-mar security alarm goes off. It is even more entertaining when the door nazi tries to stop you. But if you walk with just the right spring in your step and determiniation that you are not going to stop, they will let you go. Most states have laws stating that in order to be stopped someone has had to watch you from the moment of concelment to the point of leaving the store. Since most employees don't do that, they rely on the fact of you admitting the theft when you are caught. I have had one Wal-mart guy stop me once. I just looked at him and asked him, "What did I steal?" He just looked at me with a blank stare. I then told him that if the inept cashier would do his job and disable the security tags that it wouldn't have happened, and for him to have a nice day. I walked away, got in my car and left. No problem.

      But for some real fun, you take the undisabled security tag and then put it in your wallet. Everytime you walk into a store or leave a store the security tags set off the alarm. If you get five or so of your buddies to do the same thing, and enter and leave a store at the same time, one after another, it causes some real fun. You usually get the store manager throwing some vague threats of calling the police. Since you didn't steal and they can't prove it, the ensueing frustration is always entertaining. BTW, only do that if you have a little time.

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    55. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have had to do this twice. The first time was when Win XP first came out (i could not get it to work with my computer). I transferred the license to my friend (we called their support line). It took all of 10 minutes from the point of dialing...in fact I didn't have any phone menu's to navigate. The lady was friendly and (shock) American.

      The other time was about a month ago. I had updated the motherboard/cpu on my desktop and used my Dell Laptop Win XP cd for the original installation. Obviously Win XP asked me to re-activate. I called, and spent about 15 minutes on the phone. I can't recall if the person was Indian, but I did understand them. The only annoying part was the automated system which reads your serial key. It took me about ten minutes to get through that (it didn't work twice). The person was much more helpful.

      Overall, this portion of dealing with MS was kinda painless.

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    56. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can. You look at services like Microsoft Live and Outlook web for hotmail, and put enough of those services together delivered via akamai over broadband, and all of a sudden the only thing you need to do if your computer gets corrupted is push a combination of two buttons to reload from a ROM image. Your data gets stored on number USB keychains or external drives, and the apps are served and cached ala Java Web Start.

      Sun and Microsoft and others jumped the appliance idea about 5 years too early. Broadband is almost ubiquitous now in large metro and suburban areas, and WiMax threatens to bring it to rural areas. It's now just a matter of time before the average computer is a window onto someone elses computers where the management and operation is done for you.

      When we have HDTV on demand over broadband, that's when we'll start to see a massive shift in consumer computing. More people are already using Yahoo or Hotmail for email and contact management and scheduling than Outlook or Outlook express or Netscape. This trend will continue to accelerate when Word and various other desktop offerings can be delivered via broadband.

      Look at how Valve has simplified software delivery with Steam?

    57. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2
      That's just because people in the UK love to steal! [...] I guess that's what happens when your country has restrictive gun ownership laws.

      Wow, that's the most impressive non sequitur I've seen on Slashdot in days!

      Personally, I'm coming round to the view that the UK should legalise the ownership/carrying/use of some weapons, including firearms, for any member of society in good standing who demonstrates competence in their storage, handling and use. However, my reasons for doing so do not include using the threat of shooting Little Johnny as he walks out of the sweet shop forgetting to pay for his Mars bar to deter the crimewave you seem to think we're experiencing.

      I read several articles about how theft is extremely common in the UK.

      I read somewhere that you shouldn't confuse correlation with causality while trying to make a logical argument. :-)

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    58. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by flibuste · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think I called the police once, on a guy who stole a $0.95 auto-trader magazine. It was pretty funny :)

      For 0.95$? And you are proud of yourself? Did you ever wonder how much of your own tax money you wasted by calling the cops? Any idea of HOW MUCH this cost to ALL the others around you?

      This may appear funny to you, but it appears rather pathetic to me. First because you actually did call the cops for such an insignificant event, AND wasted OUR money by doing so.

      Too bad they are no doorman checking against stupidity

    59. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by sribe · · Score: 2

      He can detain you until his manager arrives, and the manager (if he wants to) can detain you until the police arrive.

      Wrong! He cannot detain you without a very specific reason to suspect that you stole something; doing so is a crime on his part!

    60. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 3, Funny
      >> probably closely related to the Second Law of Termodynamics

      For those who don't know, the Second Law of Termodynamics reads as follows: "For every post that contains a correctly used term, another 5 posts on slashdot will contain misused, mithspelled(pun) or misunderstood terms.

      This is closely related to the Theory of Repostivity.

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    61. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by sribe · · Score: 2

      So cite your source - what is reasonable.

      No. Reasonable is spelled out in state laws. You want to know what the law in your state says, go look it up. You obviously have no, none, zero idea what you're talking about, because you have as much as admitted that you have no idea what the law might say. I do happen to know a little about what it says. Let me spell something out for you, something which needs no reference to back it up:

      1) It is obvious to any adult who stops to think about it for a moment that the laws on the subject would contain specific guidance about what qualifies as suspicion sufficient to detain someone. Do you disagree with that?

      2) It is obvious that no opinion held by you, or me, supersedes the laws on the subject. Do you disagree with that?

      3) You do not know what the law actually says on the matter. Do you disagree with that?

      So why are you commenting on the legalities of the subject??? There are plenty of references to these policies available through google; they have even been linked to from previous /. stories; most states have their statues online now. If you actually cared about the facts you could find them.

      But in all honesty, people just need to grow up - is that that inconvenient to show him the receipt so he can put a little check on it?

      In the one and only time I refused to show a receipt, yes, it was that inconvenient. The store was understaffed on a busy day. I spent a long time in line behind some jerk arguing about price (trying to claim an item was on sale when it wasn't) in order to check out, only to then be faced with another long line to have my receipt checked. It was bad enough having to wait to pay; I was most certainly not going to then immediately wait in another line in order to prove that I had paid.

      Or more bluntly, that the store does not trust its cashiers is their problem, and I refuse to let them push it off onto me.

    62. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Speaking of reducing prices, read the latest Cringely column. He predicts Microsoft will net billions more in revenue by issuing their antispyware software free.

      And here I thought Bill was finally smart enough to realize that charging for the ASW product would be a pittance in revenue compared to the bad publicity about charging for fixes to one's own flaws.

      When in reality, the point of releasing the ASW software for free was to put the other companies out of business and force 100 million upgrades to XP SP2, thereby generating billions more in revenue.

      In other words, as Cringely puts it, even Microsoft's "good" actions have a predatory purpose.

      Fortunately Cringely also suggests this will hurt Microsoft later.

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    63. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by snorklewacker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > What if the door checker is "in on" the scam, too?

      The door checker is probably a bonded security guard. Getting caught would cost them a whole pile of money, more than they're likely to make on a scam, not to mention that they'd never work in the field again. Most security guards don't have a lot of other useful skills. Not to say it doesn't happen, but that and the difficulty of getting a conspiracy of three especially when the cashier and guard don't even know each other (working for different companies) make the likelihood low enough that an insurance company would call it a significant risk reduction. There aren't any absolutes.

      I go to CompUSA (also has Door Nazis) because they're two blocks away from my house and they have real big rebates (that I always forget to mail in -- I'm the reason for their profits right here). Otherwise I mail order (and CompUSA has mail order). The door nazis don't bug me, but mostly because most of the ones that store are actually friendly.

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    64. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "In other words, as Cringely puts it, even Microsoft's "good" actions have a predatory purpose."

      Err, right. Companies made money on Microsoft's incompetence. Microsoft fixes their incompetence, makes their product better, but it puts companies out of business. Never mind that anti-virus etc doesn't lose MS sales. Heh.

      Uh. Sorry man, not trying to give you personally a hard time. I've just noticed lately that when people put their minds to something they hate, they can cook up all kinds of justifications to hate them. A lot of the time, the justifications sound alright because a negative is measurable (i.e. "businesses will go under. That's what Microsoft wants!") but further analysis (usually dislike prevents this analysis from happening) often yields more enlightening info about reality.

      Microsoft is usually the butt of these insightful ramblings, but I see it all the time. The thought process, in my view, is utterly unhelpful. "Why would I want a camera in my phone?!?" as opposed to "If I had a camera in my phone, what productive work could I do with it?" I work in a field where creative solutions need to be sought on a regular basis. Unfortunately, some people develop opinions like these and end up closing off an entire avenue of solutions. (i.e. Maya users and LW users baring their teeth at each other.) I've learned the hard way this is a bad way to behave. That's why I felt compelled to reply to your post. I often reply to these comments like I did in the first paragraph here, the idea being to show people that there's often more to the story than they've allowed in. Unfortunately, I come off sounding like a Microsoftie.

      Okay, not the most on-topic post in the world, but hopefully at least you'll understand why I don't take assumptions about Microsoft's behaviour too seriously. All it takes to be seen as evil is a pre-supposition that you are.

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    65. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Eraser_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had to call them once. The guy was typing in the activation code to see why I had to call him and he said the server just crashed, so he wouldn't be able to activate my product and that I should call back. I politely told him this is why I shouldn't have to do this for software I purchased, and that I would kindly wait with him on the phone, for as long as it took. He didn't like this that much, and after 5 minutes of patiently waiting (I had other things I was doing) he spoke up and said "uhh look it came up!" and read me off an activation code. I never finished telling him my number to spout off my reason for calling, he just gave me a generic code.

      Basically, I never do online activation, I *always* call. 800 numbers and humans all cost money, some mindless server does not, so I do not buy in to that. I tell them each time if the code comes up "in use" that I had Total Catastrophic Hardware Failure. Wether its the first time I'm activating or tenth for that license, same reason, most of the time it's true.

    66. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! by Jemm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To clarify, The machine I was working on came with factory restore cds. I purchased this machine in October 2003.

      The date that I tried to activate was February 20th, 2005 mid day and lasting a few hours.

      This laptop ships with a bios with broken cpu codes for power management, so I had flashed the bios using firmware from a different company that sells an identical machine. Mostly to get apci working under linux dual boot.

      On first boot after doing the cd restore, Windows indeed forced an activation before it would let me log in, so no network settings; and No, no 30 to 45 days grace period.

      --- are you sure you were on the phone with MS

      Yes, I called the number given by xp on the activation screen. After MS' IVR repeated "invalid key" for the 10th time or so, I pressed 0# and was transferred to a human with a strong Indian accent. (I'm not racist just stating facts of the situation)

      --- MS has written policy for its tech and activation people to never ever ask the customer to restore from disc.

      The exact wording they used was "uninstall and reinstall". When I challenged them on how exactly one uninstalls an OS, I was rewarded with silence, so I guess they did follow guidelines.

      --- First, the policy is that activation issues are always free, period. Second, every copy of XP has two free support incidents included with it, even most OEMs copys.

      I was given the option to contact the OEM. They gave me a Vancouver (604) number which they insisted was toll free and which I insisted was not toll free. I refused to call the OEM as 1. this is not a hardware or OS issue and 2. the laptop is out of warranty but Windows was still actively being supported. Besides, I knew that this was just another punt.

      By the way since I mentioned punting;

      The first tech responded that I should shut the machine down for 10 to 15 minutes and then call back. I knew it wouldn't make a difference but did it anyway.

      The second tech gave me the OEM number. I then asked for a manager. The manager told me to do the "uninstall and reinstall". Again, I knew it would make no difference but did it anyway. The managers name was Roger I think.

      The third call I asked for "Roger" the manager immediately after breaking out of the IVR. I got a different manager who told me that Roger had left ten minutes ago. I could have sworn that I had talked to him less than 10 minutes ago. Anyway, this manager asked me to regenerate my activation ID by entering my Windows key. Same situation arose. After much back and forth, I was offered free online support or paid $35 US telephone support. When I complained I was told to read the restore cds and look for wording stating that all tech support is the responsibility of the OEM.

      I finally resolved the problem by reverting to the broken bios firmware and then doing the factory restore.

      Interestingly, a few months ago, I flashed the bios on this machine. It did want me to reactivate but since it was a running install, was able to do an Internet activation.

      If anyone at MS or the media wants to see all this in action, I'd happily go through it all with them.

  2. Great. Just what I want to do. by Powertrip · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Right when I am peeved that I had to re-install, I have to get back on the phone with M$. Enough is enough - has their 'activation' programs really impacted priacy at all? Has it done anything beyond bother paying users?

    1. Re:Great. Just what I want to do. by Total_Wimp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right when I am peeved that I had to re-install, I have to get back on the phone with M$.

      Don't worry, it shouldn't affect you. According to the Juniper research guy in the article you don't really need to reinstall your computer after all.

      "Seeing as how the typical OEM would normally preactivate Windows XP, most legitimate users shouldn't have much need to go through the activation process,"

      See, it's all better. When you buy your computer, that's the OS you get to use for the entire life of the computer and certainly no one at Microsoft tech support or anywhere else would ever ask you to reinstall. Have a nice day.

      TW

    2. Re:Great. Just what I want to do. by tehshen · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know you were being sarcastic, but what about impossible-to-clean spyware? If stuff like this gets widespread some users won't have a choice, and Microsoft doesn't look set on making the install process any easier.

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    3. Re:Great. Just what I want to do. by rf0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Might of just forced people to stay on old version where there is no online checking of the number

      Rus

    4. Re:Great. Just what I want to do. by servo335 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everytime Dell, HP and or Gateway tell a user the only wayt o fix a problem is to format whos job will it be to call Micro$oft to answer why?

    5. Re:Great. Just what I want to do. by femtoguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think we need to look at this as an opportunity. If every slashdotter called every week to re-activate a windows install, we could bring them to theit knees. Now that is a slashdotting I would love to see.

    6. Re:Great. Just what I want to do. by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful
      See, it's all better. When you buy your computer, that's the OS you get to use for the entire life of the computer and certainly no one at Microsoft tech support or anywhere else would ever ask you to reinstall. Have a nice day.

      Yeah... except for the fact that the first thing you really should do when you buy a new system is wipe the hard drive and reinstall windows to get rid of all the crap that OEMs load your computer up with. No.... I don't want musicmatch jukebox or Real Media Player.

    7. Re:Great. Just what I want to do. by infodragon · · Score: 4, Informative

      I know this is a bit advanced so it is not for the "average" computer user. But what I do is...

      Set up my computer the way I want it, All MS Software activated, such as office. (FYI this works with Windows Server 2003)

      1. Boot to Gentoo Live CD
      2. dd if=/dev/hda | bzip2 > /mnt/where/I/mounted/my/rev/drive (35GB) (you can use external HD, or your favorite mass storage device)

      When spyware or just general Windows Entropy slows the system down too much, I back up my data...
      1. Boot to Gentoo Live CD
      2. dd of=/mnt/where/I/mounted/my/rev/drive | bzip2 -d > /dev/hda
      3. Reboot
      4. Use windows normally, have to re-install games
      5. ...
      6. Profit?


      The one "Bad Thing"(TM) about this is that data has to be on a separate disk. You can also modify the above to use partitions and have all data on a different partition. Though with any windows reinstall it is a good idea to reformat, with slow version, the partition to NTFS. So you'd have to do this in either case.

      Anyway This works well and gets around that stupid reactivation crap, now I'm *VERY* glad I do this.

      And remember kids, ALWAYS backup your data on a normal basis. HDs will fail!!! There is no question, they will fail. If I was not clear let me repeat that, THEY WILL FAIL!!!!! You need backups, and if you do this as you should, the above process will be less of a fuss.

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  3. Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation by oscarh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    *This* is the reason we don't want monopolies abusing their power/position - they can impose whatever onerous conditions they like, and you just have to play along.

    Whaddya gonna do - install *another* OS???

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    1. Re:Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation by Skye16 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the fanboys can be silly at times too, but lets be honest, "ever" is a very, very, very long time. Free or not, who knows? Maybe someone can come out with something better 3 years down the line. Fast, flexible, easy to use, relatively bug free - think Firefox, but an OS this time.

      Then again, until I can play _all_ of my games (at least the relatively current ones) on it, I'm not switching. Although I do use Gentoo on my non-gaming systems.

    2. Re:Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation by Maestro4k · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Microsoft has every right to verify that people using their software do indeed have a license to use their software. And let's be honest, no matter what they do you're going to hate them and flame them.
      • Sure they have that right, but they're adding more and more conditions on how you prove it. They're also starting to restrict more and more things that customers require until they can prove they own the software. (Security updates, reinstall activation so far. What's next, will they require you to prove you own the OS before you can install a driver?) What about customers who lost their CD/CD Case but have a legit copy? Is it right to tell them to FOAD because of that? Should I really have to waste 3-5 minutes of my time to
      • prove I'm not a crook. That's what it boils down to, MS doesn't care so much about their customers, in fact they're beating them to death with the anti-piracy club while the pirates happily install their no-activation copies they downloaded.
      You should be thankful they're not giving it away free or you could kiss goodbye to something other than Windows ever being on a computer's desktop.
      • Actually with all the security problems and the growing concern/upset over it I'm not sure MS could effectively take over the OS market by giving Windows away anymore. You're starting to see your average Joe Users out there worried about using Windows. Steps like they're taking now certainly don't help, would you trust them not to apply onerous demands later on after they gave you Windows for free? I'm not sure anyone would, and I'm not talking just the /. crowd, but average people too.
    3. Re:Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation by sgant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about customers who lost their CD/CD Case but have a legit copy?

      In my experience, when you've lost the CD case you've also lost the CD that comes inside it. Of course, unless you're actually one of those VERY rare...and I mean VERY rare person that makes a copy CD of all your software. (yeah, I know there are a ton of people that fight for the right to keep/burn a copy of their software disks, but come on, who really does this? No one I've ever met or worked with or known has ever done this...ever. Yes, I'm sure there will be some on here that will say that they do, but do you really belive them? Still, I'll fight to the end our right to do this, even if no one really does.)

      But getting back to your statement, if you've lost the case, you've lost the CD. Or, if you DO backup the CD to another CD, wouldn't you write the code ON the CD...I mean, you're going through all that trouble to back up the media, so why not back up the code?

      But regardless of all this, MS is shooting themselves in the foot. The only one's they're hurting are the legit owners of their products...as always when it comes to piracy issues. It's like no one really get's it.

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    4. Re:Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation by jim_redwagon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How many counterfeit copies of Whirlpool refridgerators have you seen floating around?

      Come on, like MS or not, it is their product, they should be paid for it. Financially it makes sense. Who wouldn't want 90% of illegal Windows users leave to another OS (and become their headache) and pick up the other 10% as paying customers.

      It's great to have 'free' OSs out there and let them be a viable alternate for some users, but we all know currently there is not a magic bullet to jump to. Let the media start commenting on the lack of a mom and dad installable OS as an alternative and MAYBE everyone will have something to be happy about, an alternative will rise from the ashes of smashed phones.

      Also, maybe people might actually start paying attention to their surfing habits and NOT open themselves up to non-removable spy/ass ware. I'm guessing that anyone who got that on their machines? Can lay blame right back to the person the see in the mirror.

      If you haven't heard it before:

      There is no FREE Money

      You can't get Paris' video for free

      Those 'free screensavers' are STUPID

      Look outside the damn window or go to www.weather.com, forget the 'bug'

      Don't say YES when installing software from any company you wouldn't want your Mom to know about.

      Go outside and see the daylight.

      Finally, what is everyone going to say when the music industry starts asking people to pay for CDs? :p

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    5. Re:Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uh, I make copies of my software and usually keep the copies at various friends or colleagues houses to protect against fire or catastrophe at home.

    6. Re:Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation by Maestro4k · · Score: 3, Insightful
      In my experience, when you've lost the CD case you've also lost the CD that comes inside it.
      • I disagree, personally I have so many CDs (software, audio, backups, etc.) that I keep everything in CD wallet/notebook binders (whatever they're called). For me it's far easier to find the CD than the case. I'm much more likely to lose the case than the CD. I don't think I'm alone either, most all the people I've helped fix their computers keep their software CDs in binders too, it's really easy to put all the software in one small wallet and keep it by the computer, much more compact as well.
      But getting back to your statement, if you've lost the case, you've lost the CD. Or, if you DO backup the CD to another CD, wouldn't you write the code ON the CD...I mean, you're going through all that trouble to back up the media, so why not back up the code?
      • Well yeah, I do, but what about your average user who got a computer from an OEM and just thought to back up the CDs, not realizing they needed to write the codes down? That's the people this is going to hurt, you and I (and the whole /. crowd) will have our codes on the backups and we'd be fine. Well maybe not fine, we'd likely be ticked at the inconvenience, but we'd not be up the creek without a paddle.
      But regardless of all this, MS is shooting themselves in the foot. The only one's they're hurting are the legit owners of their products...as always when it comes to piracy issues. It's like no one really get's it.
      • My theory is it's all greed. Companies see the predictions of how much money they lose in piracy and the dollar signs flash in their eyes and they begin thinking "if we just stopped piracy all that money would be ours, and our sales would go up!" Of course this ignores the reality of the situation (that most pirates aren't going to bother paying in any case, they'll just find a way around whatever you throw at them), but greed has a way of doing that to people.
      • One thing I wonder about is the article says the customers (aka victims of unscrupulous computer companies) will have to answer a series of questions to basically prove they at least _thought_ they had paid for a legit copy. What are they going to ask to prove this? "Do you swear allegiance to Microsoft and promise to buy all our future products?" :) Seriously though this seems even more moronic as what idiot isn't going to answer the questions in such a way to make it sound like they thought they'd bought a legit copy of Windows on their PC?

    7. Re:Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Funny

      No seriously, half a dozen people I know are looking after various Windows installation backup disks for me, in return I am looking after some of their game backups for them.

    8. Re:Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation by TommydCat · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'd like to see you slipstream a few service packs on the original CD. Oh wait, that means making copies? After which the older version (which gets a new install infected after 69ms with a net connection) is pretty much pointless and gets buried in a box.

      Yeah, that's really rare since I went through that last week.

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  4. Stupid by afidel · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just means you will have to use a corp key which does not require activation. I know as a support tech I would never sit through a freaking queue every time I had to reactivate windows.

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    1. Re:Stupid by RupW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I replaced my OEM preinstalled Windows XP with a pirated no-activation copy precisely because I didn't want to go through 'activation' if I change anything or need to reinstall it.

      Why bother? It probably cost you more time replacing the version than you'd ever spend activating.

      The lock-in argument: one day they might stop running the activation service? Sure, but one day they might release a service pack that detects your pirated version and stops it working. So the future isn't certain either way.

      So why bother?

    2. Re:Stupid by DarkBlackFox · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not so much the phone queue thats a problem. I've had to phone-activate Windows a number of times on customers machines where for one reason or another, Windows demanded activation before logging on. Trouble was, it wouldn't install the network card driver before it logged in, so there was no way for it to get online. But I digress...

      The big pain in the ass in activating over the phone is reading the installation ID. It's not an actual person you talk to- you read the number aloud (as opposed to touch tone) to a computer. You have to speak slow and deliberately for it to understand the numbers correctly, and ultimately it will read a confirmation code back to you. The whole process takes about 5-7 minutes, depending on whether the computer understood you correctly the first time. That's the part that pisses me off about this. Whenever we have to reinstall Windows at my shop, it was easy enough to plug in to our router and activate in 2 seconds (all with legitimate keys mind you). If this holds true, it will piss off many many computer shops around the world. Two seconds vs. five minutes is a pretty big deal.

    3. Re:Stupid by Jardine · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not an actual person you talk to- you read the number aloud (as opposed to touch tone) to a computer. You have to speak slow and deliberately for it to understand the numbers correctly, and ultimately it will read a confirmation code back to you. The whole process takes about 5-7 minutes, depending on whether the computer understood you correctly the first time.

      You can speak slowly and deliberately to the computer, but you can still enter the numbers by touchtone.

    4. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Five minutes on google to start a download for a no-activation ISO, vs. at least that much time per activation? So you're saying, 5 > (5 + n) * x where x is a positive integer, right? Not in any maths I've ever heard of.

      So who's more of an idiot, RupW or the person that modded him insightful?

      As to your "lock-in arugment" the reasoning is equally faulty. In all the years MS has been in business they have consistently tried to increase their anti-piracy attempts, therefore it is inconsistant to assume they will suddenly reverse that policy. Furthermore any attempts thus far that MS has made to negate pirated versions have been quickly and easily circumvented, in all releases and service packs of every Windows OS ever released.

    5. Re:Stupid by RupW · · Score: 2, Informative

      XP stopped asking you to re-activate after hardware changes a long time ago.

      It allows you three changes from a set of ten things it watches, IIRC, details here so you might not have pushed it that far yet.

      It *did* ask me to reactivate when I replaced my motherboard last April - if it's changed since then then I haven't heard about it.

  5. Only makes sense by dsginter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microsoft was dumb enough to put the product activation code on the outside of the damn PC. Anyone can walk into a store, take a pic of the code on a new PC (since they are bulk activated) and get free Windows.

    This can only be good for free software however. Part of the Windows dominance comes from the fact that it is free for those who want it.

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  6. Original Media by rf0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm just waiting for the customer to ring up and say they don't have the original media. The last 3 PC's i know people have bought just come with a copy of Windows on a partition. If you run Fdisk then they are screwed

    rus

    1. Re:Original Media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      EU software law requires that no limits be placed on resale of legally acquired software. Not supplying install media is a major limit in my book! I got XP on my AMD64 laptop but had already reformatted the disk and installed linux before I realized that there was no install media for my legally acquired software. Fuck off MS!

    2. Re:Original Media by archen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As someone who comes from a "I build my own computers" mentality, I wasn't to happy about that either. But as I started getting in IBM Laptops with the "Install Partition" I realized that it wasn't that bad of an idea.

      For instance, take all the service packs and hot fixes that are constantly thrown at windows. If I have to do a clean reinstall of XP and the copy I have is pre SP1, I'll be owned the second I hook up to a network (assuming I'm too stupid to turn on the firewall first). Without most of the hotfixes I'll be close to the same situation. By having a copy on a hard drive, PC manufacterers can keep very up to date images shipped with machines instead of the huge lag time of having the correct CD's pressed and shipped with the computer.

      The only "proof" that you "own" Windows is that dinky bar code sticker, so there isn't much need for a CD itself really. And fdisk in the hands of most people means they are screwed anyway =)

    3. Re:Original Media by sbryant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, it is as simple as that!

      There was a court case in Germany, where OEM versions of Windows were being sold without any machine. MS didn't like it and went to court, but the court told them they aren't allowed to place any restrictions on the resale of these legally bought items.

      I can buy WinXP Home OEM (new) for 80 Euros right now, on its own, perfectly legally.

      I don't think the one-PC-only thing is fair at all. It's very consumer-unfriendly.

      -- Steve

  7. it will be bypassed... by selderrr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    right now, it was easier to spread corporate (or educational) keys. Many of these don't require activation at all. Once MS disables this, crackers will resort to patching the activation code. .. It's just a matter of time, like the XBox was cracked eventually.

    On the other hand : this will just make the difference between Windows and OSX/linux even more apparent. Every user-restricting move of microsoft is, in the long run, a shot in its own foot

    1. Re:it will be bypassed... by William_Lee · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Once MS disables this, crackers will resort to patching the activation code. .. It's just a matter of time, like the XBox was cracked eventually."

      Actually, the activation code has been stripped out of Windows XP in the pirate community since before day 1 of its official release.

      Almost any type of copy protection, activation or otherwise is rapidly stripped out of software by cracking groups and released into the pirate community.

      This announcement is a non issue for actual pirates of XP. It has zero impact to them. It impacts the PAYING user the most by making a procedure they shouldn't have to deal with in the first place an even bigger pain in the ass.

      These types of measures always punish the paying customer and leave the pirates shaking their heads in disbelief over M$ not getting it.

    2. Re:it will be bypassed... by Bastian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would suggest that any move that Microsoft makes to combat piracy is a shot in its own foot.

      The simple fact of the matter is that Microsoft software, compared to its competitors, is far and away the most expensive desktop software ever. Most people I know who pirate Windows do so because they simply can't afford to buy a copy. Granted, that's not many people since Windows comes with the computer, but I can say that I only know two people who have paid for their copies of MS Office - everyone else either pirates it or uses OpenOffice because they aren't at liberty to drop over half a week's pay on it. And in college I didn't know a single person who actually paid for a legal copy of VisualStudio - the unscrupulous pirated, and the scrupulous moved to *nix.

      Which leads me to my point - if Microsoft tightens Windows down too much, people are going to start thinking, "Holy shit, this is expensive, and I'm sick of hunting for friends with Windows CDs. Hey, my Mac using friend never has to reinstall his OS, and a Mac Mini only costs an extra two hundred. . ." If Microsoft tightens down on Office too much, people just go to OO.o. And if Microsoft tightens down on VisualStudio much at all, the start hemmorhaging future developers - their lifeblood, since application support is (I think) the core of Windows's market dominance - over to Linux and OS X, where the dev tools come for free with the OS.

      I honestly don't think Microsoft is free to get too strict with its licensing policies. Piracy is the only thing that is keeping skads of mildly dissatisfied people in their camp where they might not be contributing to M$'s coffers directly, but they aren't working against Microsoft's stranglehold on the market, either.

    3. Re:it will be bypassed... by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can see this being done with a mini CD boot image that is basically a Knoppix CD with a script that will edit the registry to read as activated in some way. So then people will just install, boot with an activation CD and presto! And forget activation CD... even a floppy might be enough to do it provided the computer even has a floppy drive... Anyway, you get the idea -- easy to fix and basically more convenient for anyone who doesn't want to risk their unpatched systems by getting online in the first place.

  8. Customer by millahtime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am just going though some training and one of the hot points is understanding your customer. Making something more difficult for customers (home users and companies that do tech work) is not one of the moves known to improve market share and is in most industries considered a bad move.

  9. Hope they're up late by CypherXero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because the last few times I've reinstalled Windows, it's been around 12am.

    1. Re:Hope they're up late by XMyth · · Score: 4, Funny

      American readers? Didn't you hear? Slashdot outsourced its readers to India. Half of us are IN New Delhi!

  10. Microsoft NEEDS Piracy by RT+Alec · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft depends on the ubiquity of Windows (and Office, Outlook, et al). When everybody is using Microsoft products, everybody needs Microsoft. Their proprietary formats are a de facto standard (except Massachusetts), so if you want to do business with people who use Windows (et al), you have little choice but to also use windows.

    As their piracy initiative starts to pick up steam, this will only enhance the "value" of free (or at least lesser cost) alternatives. I predict a large swell of Linux usage-- on the desktop, in these emerging markets, or other areas where the hight cost of Windows (et al) simply locks people out. With that will come a groudswell of support for open formats.

    Consider what you need if you are going to do business with the government of Hamburg. You will need to provide and exchange documents and other material in a format they can read (it won't simply be Word and PowerPoint). Now the same thing will happen in these emerging markets, creating more of an interest in these alternative formats, and thus alternative applications (e.g. OpenOffice).

    More choices are good for everybody. Use the application of your choice, on the platform of your choice, and produce documents and other material in a format anyone else can read. Right now, I have any number of such choices to produce graphics for a web page (jpg, png, even gif). The formats for Flash and Acrobat have been opened up, and happily they are becoming more standard. But the U.S. Government still requires all RFP submissions in Word.

    More choices, however, is bad for Microsoft. They don't want open formats and lots of choices, they want (and need) everone using and exchanging MS Word documents. They want (and need) everybody using Outlook and Internet Explorer, and of course, they want (and ultimately need) everybody using Windows.

    1. Re:Microsoft NEEDS Piracy by n0mad6 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Their proprietary formats are a de facto standard (except Massachusetts), so if you want to do business with people who use Windows (et al), you have little choice but to also use windows.

      This really depends on who you ask. I, for example, am a particle physicist. Amongst my peers, written documents are exchanged in one of three formats: PDF, postscript or ASCII text. In fact, the last time I remember using MS Word was to write an english paper in college (at the time I wasn't experienced with LaTeX). Nearly all computing (number-crunching) in our field is done on Linux-based machines, and based on looking around during meetings and conferences, roughly a third of us use Macs as our personal laptops. While we may not make up a sizable fraction of the overall computer using population (which, I will concede, mostly uses windows), there are thousands of us, and nearly all of us can get by on a day-to-day basis without using a single Microsoft product. Basically, the number of Windows users is small enough that the rest of us can demand using non-proprietary formats from those people. I'm sure there are many other industries/professions in which this is possible.

  11. Thanks A Lot by wynand1004 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Thanks guys, thanks a lot

    As if installing windows isn't enough of a headache. I had to reinstall windows in Japan, and let me tell ya, my Japanese isn't what it should be.

    On a side note, I envy the Mac people here in that they can seamlessly switch between English and Japanese versions of their OS just by setting a preference.

    In windows land, it's purchase both or suffer. Now more activation heedaches.

    Thanks guys, thanks a lot.

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  12. Aw man.. by imrec · · Score: 5, Funny

    Calling in every time I changed a bit of hardware is the only chance I get to talk to a woman...

    oh.. ONLINE activation only... *WHEW*

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  13. Not Quite as Bad As It Sounds... by md81544 · · Score: 4, Informative
    From TFA...
    If a customer attempts to activate Windows XP with an OEM key from a COA, they will be directed to call customer support specialists to obtain an override code - provided they can prove that their copy is legitimate by answering a series of questions.

    Jupiter Research senior analyst Joe Wilcox said the change shouldn't affect many PC buyers. "Seeing as how the typical OEM would normally preactivate Windows XP, most legitimate users shouldn't have much need to go through the activation process," noted Wilcox.
  14. Picking on the wrong guy by jayhawk88 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seems to me MS could have solved this problem by requiring the large OEM's to stop allowing their keys to be "unused" like this. And you know what, there was a time that MS could have done this, despite the added effort/headache it would have undoutbedly been for the OEM's.

    Sign O' The Times?

  15. Copy Protection SOP by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Step 1: Company implements some sort of copy protection.
    Step 2: Legitimate users are hampered by the copy protection while illegitimate users breeze by it through various means.
    Step 3: Company either ultimately removes copy protection with a black mark on its reputation or people just stop buying its products.

    I know of no historical case that deviates from this for a major software release. Of course, you have various vertical applications that use dongles and other such things, but anything that is mass-distributed (like Lotus Notes or Turbo Tax) that has used copy protection either removed said copy protection or stopped selling their product.

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  16. Forced to install between 9-5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What would happen if I wanted to reinstall late at night then? Are the telephone lines open 24 hours or would I have to reinstall between 9-5?

  17. This is especially bad... by Denyer · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...on the heels of Microsoft admitting increased concern about rootkit spyware that requires reinstallation to remove.

    It seems more and more people are being driven to use cracked versions of software simply because of the DRM inconvenience.

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  18. So what? by Viceice · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This doesn't stop piracy in anyway. Product activation only disadvantages the honest customers and thats it. The ones who use pirated windows will still use pirated windows regardless.

    I've serviced many PCs, and let me tell you, servicing the boxes that come with a bona fide windows installation are a much larger pain in the ass then the ones with pirated copies.

    With the pirated ones i just reinstall windows and thats it. Reinstalling on an original box requires me to spend 15 minutes after the fact talking to a a machine in Singapore because the local Toll Free number for Microsoft was disconnected ages ago.

    sheesh...

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    1. Re:So what? by DickBreath · · Score: 2, Funny

      i'm sure MS knows all this. They're not that stupid.

      Of course they aren't. Microsoft doing something stupid would be completely unprecedented in the history of the industry. For instance, Microsoft would no more let an important phone number be disconnected than they would forget to re-register an important domain name.

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  19. Re:It's their right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I think it's counterproductive - it's likely to piss off paying customers, although it might help them nab some shady dealers as well.

    Very few customers will care.

    1. It's XP OEM only.
    2. Seriously, how often do you have to re-install? Most OEM customers probably never do. And a quick phone call is no big deal.

  20. Really? by weave · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You mean all those PCs sitting in college computer labs I administer with their COA labels on them can be lifted and used to activate a copy of XP (since they install using a corp version)????

    I had NO IDEA, but I guess Microsoft is giving a head's up to all of our students to hurry up and lift our keys and do their installs before the end of the month.

    Nice way to alert people how to pirate your stuff, Microsoft, while further irritating legitimate purchasers.

    Speaking for myself, not my employer

  21. Tux the Penguin says ... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The more you tighten your grip, Darth Gates, the more systems will slip through your fingers." ... and migrate to Linux!

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  22. Yeah! by Sierpinski · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A small step for Windows anti-piracy,
    One giant leap for the advocation of OSS.

    I guess there's no question now as to what I'm going
    to install on that new HD of mine. (As if there was doubt before this, I guess.)

  23. What? by DoubleDangerClub · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm really surprised that they are wasting the resources to do this. Most pirated windows xp copies have no activiation anyway. they have no key, and don't ask for one. I would say if they want to get to the source of the problem, they should re-evalutate their MSDN subscription copies and have them need to phone in a re-install. In the end though, I think everyone knows what this really is, a big waste of time. *handclap for microsoft*

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  24. Re:...and here are the questions: by MikeDX · · Score: 2, Funny

    *Ring ring*

    <user> Hi! I'd like to re-install windows please!
    <clippy> Hi there! I see you are trying to reinstall windows. Would you like some help?
    <user> Erm.... *click*

  25. call center by chocochip · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Due to a bad Adaptec PCI card (SATA interface to my hard drives) which was corrupting the hard drives, I've had to reinstall XP Pro on my primary worksation a lot lately. I took 3 re-installs to track down the problem. Each time, when I tried online activation, it would say the number of installs for the license key had been exceeded and I needed to call. So I call in, give them a very long string of numbers, they ask "why you are installing, how many computers has it been installed on, etc." Needless to say, this is pi**ing me off! I'll do everything possible to avoid Microsoft in the future! I've already purchased an Apple Powerbook.

    1. Re:call center by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 2, Funny

      Needless to say, this is pi**ing me off!

      Pinging? I don't understand. ...

      OH! pimping! .. wait aminnit.. hrm...

      I'm just pissed off that I can't see those two letters :)

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    2. Re:call center by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, I should really be able to install twice a day if that's what I feel like I want to do. Just imagine when the next big virus comes out, and everybody has to reinstall. And then you are waiting in the phone queue, just to install the product you should be able to install in the first place.

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    3. Re:call center by tmbg37 · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you were just reinstalling to trace this problem, you could have held off on activation until you had solved it. You don't need to activate Windows immediately after you install it, you're given 30 days until you have to. (Not that I think activation's a good thing, or that you shouldn't be able to reinstall your OS as many times as you want to.)

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  26. The end of the home user by manganese4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It is things like this and the delayed operating system that makes one wonder if microsoft wants to get out of the Home User Operating system and just concentrate on their business customers.

    Just think all they would really need to do is roll out a good, non-bloated version of Office for Macs and Linux that is compatible with their office version of Office and they can stop having to worry about whiny home user.

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  27. Free as in freedom - understand now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thank-you RMS!
    Thank-you Linus!
    Thank-you devs!

  28. FUD... From TFA comments... by xtracto · · Score: 2, Informative

    The content (and authors) of this report have been thoroughly discredited throughout the blogosphere. ED BOTT (http://www.edbott.com/weblog/) LAYS DOWN THE TRUTH: "IF YOU BUY A NEW COMPUTER FROM ONE OF THESE 'MAJOR VENDORS,' YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACTIVATE IT. THE SYSTEM MANUFACTURER ACTIVATES YOUR COPY OF WINDOWS WHEN THE COMPUTER IS BUILT. You can reinstall the operating system on that computer using the original Windows XP CD as many times as you want, with no activation required." If you replace your motherboard or try to install to a different system than the one that the OEM version came with, then you have to call to activate. Please stop the FUD folks.

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  29. Re:Corps by tdeletto · · Score: 2, Informative

    The corp version of Xp won't have this problem. Corps will continue to use their own canned builds and not care about activation.

    And their employees will continue to use their Windows keys from work on their home PCs :-)

  30. RTFA! by tliet · · Score: 5, Informative

    They won't disable key activation, just for keys that are assigned to the top 20 OEM clients of Microsoft.

    They are however planning to get rid of online activation alltogether.

    Hmm, I hope India has enough people to man those call centers.

  31. Nooooo! Not my genitals! by dangitman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As of February 28, Windows users who purchased their PC will no longer be able to reinstall without calling Microsoft and answering a series of questions. No-one expects the Microsoft Inquisition!

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  32. Wake up by mr_tommy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Come on - wake up to the reality.

    Some readers here live in a dream world; it goes a bit like this. Microsoft make crappy products; Microsoft (unsurprisingly) protect their crappy products; people ultimately realise this; switch to Linux.

    Here's the reality. Microsoft make pretty average products that a heck of a lot of people use. Microsoft get most of their revenues from office and windows and want to protect this cash cow. Microsoft have product activation on, something that bothers a relatively minute fraction of it's user base, and tackle piracy head on. People still view Linux as a server OS, hard to use, and not friendly to people who have less than 5 minutes to read a help file. People stay on Windows. Slash dot community still angry.

    This change just doesn't affect them - and importantly - until it does, please don't expect any mass migration to other operating systems. Microsoft rightly identified an exploit that pirates are using to rip them off- why shouldn't they patch it up? It really bothers me that so many people play this out as a big bad beast cracking knuckles again - it just isn't. Since when did support piracy become so acceptable to so many people?

    1. Re:Wake up by arkhan_jg · · Score: 2, Informative

      This change just doesn't affect them - and importantly - until it does, please don't expect any mass migration to other operating systems. Microsoft rightly identified an exploit that pirates are using to rip them off- why shouldn't they patch it up? It really bothers me that so many people play this out as a big bad beast cracking knuckles again - it just isn't. Since when did support piracy become so acceptable to so many people?

      Because this will have no impact on copyright infringement whatsoever. People who were nicking OEM keys (or double selling them) will just switch to fake or stolen volume licence keys, which most infringers use anyway, or even copies with activation disabled.

      The people it WILL impact will be people like me, a computer repair guy. Say I reinstall a copy of windows for a customer that's been crippled by spyware. I use the OEM key on the sticker on the bottom. Instead of a few seconds activation through the LAN (which is irritating, but not significantly so) I now have to sit on hold with microsoft, then probably read my key to a machine, then explain to an operative why I'm reinstalling.

      I've done this in the past, and it's no fun whatsoever. Now imagine I have to spend 10 minutes on this for every machine I fix. Now imagine they ask questions about the OEM computer, where they bought it, how old it is etc. Now _I_ can't register the computer, I have to sit down with the customer and walk them through it at handover.

      This is going to be a massive pain in the bum for legitimate users and small businesses, while having zero impact on copyright infringement. That's why we're pissed off.

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  33. Oh good lord by Crescens · · Score: 4, Insightful
    For all the people complaining about this activation.

    How many times do you reinstall Windows?!

    I can see maybe if you're in a strange company setting where they use a version that requires it, it may be a hassle, but I don't see most people reinstalling Windows more than once or twice a year. I guess more if you completely hose a system. That's what? 3-5 minutes? When I had to call them the one time my system had determined I changed hardware too much, it took about 1 minute for them to give me the hash I needed. I don't consider that bad at all.

    1. Re:Oh good lord by jalefkowit · · Score: 5, Insightful
      When I had to call them the one time my system had determined I changed hardware too much, it took about 1 minute for them to give me the hash I needed. I don't consider that bad at all.

      I don't care if it takes .0001 picoseconds and happens automagically in response to my brainwaves.

      It's not an issue of convenience. It's an issue of principle.

      I swap hardware in and out of my PC all the time. More importantly, I reserve the right to swap hardware in and out of my PC whenever I damn well please.

      Windows Product Activation limits this right by labeling me an Evil Pirate if I modify my system too much, or in the "wrong" way, and forcing me to grovel to Microsoft for permission to use my own computer again.

      This is unacceptable no matter how "convenient" they make the groveling process. I simply do not accept the premise that they have the right to lock me out of my PC based on how I modify the hardware. I don't want my computer playing cop.

      It's for this reason that I've kept my Windows box at home on Windows 2000, which has no such onerous "gotchas". When Windows 2000 becomes an untenable platform (which by all appearances will be Real Soon Now), it would be nice if there was a version of Windows that was compatible with my principles. If not, I'll wipe the disk and run Fedora full time, or buy a Mac.

      If it comes to that, it'll be a shame; there are a lot of nice things about the Windows environment for the home user, and I'll miss being able to play the latest games. But there are some things that are simply not negotiable, and "I own my system" is one of them.

    2. Re:Oh good lord by djplurvert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, you're right. I mean how many times DO I reinstall windows? None of course because once you install linux, you never have to reinstall windows ever again.

      But, you on the other hand. Are clearly NOT a technical user of windows. When I did run windows...years ago...it needed to be reinstalled frequently. The short time I had XP on a laptop that was a pain to install linux on and ended up being exchanged for a mac, I had to reinstall XP twice.

      I change my hardware quite regularly. I have a new motherboard coming today in fact. Granted, it's not all that often that I replace my motherboard, but hard drive replacement is VERY common, more than once a year on average. Video card replacement is also fairly common.

      Personally, I can't imagine dealing with that crap. I typically have five or six pcs/macs at home at any one time and I can't be bothered to remember which "certificate of authenticity" goes with which computer. Fortuanately, with OS/X and Linux, I don't have to.

  34. Microsoft Self Destructs, Film @ 11 by HangingChad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Good move, guys. Keep up the good work. Every time you squeeze people for more revenue more of them jump ship to Linux. The more leaving Windows, the more of a market for Linux software. Rinse, lather, repeat.

    Moves like this only accelerate the vicious circle. Marvelous! Thank you, Redmond! Wow, when was the last time I said that?

    And we have years and years of entertainment watching MSFT's fall from the peak market dominance. Like watching that one video of an extreme skier who lost it and rolled down the mountain...seemingly forever...unable to stop the fall and it was just one agonizing tumble after another. The only difference is you felt sorry for the skier, sort of. No pity for MSFT. Wo-ho!

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  35. The Questions by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. What did you do to your computer to make Microsoft's World Class OS stop working?
    2. Where did you steal your computer from?
    3. How do you pronounce Linux?
    4. What's the Capitol of Finland?
    5. Do you own an iPod?
    6. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    7. If a train left Redmond traveling at 60MPH, and another left Cupertino traveling at 40MPH, when would they arrive in Kansas?
    8. Who's your Daddy?
    9. How much Vaseline is currently on your keyboard?
    10. When did you stop beating your wife?
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    1. Re:The Questions by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 3, Funny

      1. What did you do to your computer to make Microsoft's World Class OS stop working?

      I bought a Mac.

      2. Where did you steal your computer from?

      You.

      3. How do you pronounce Linux?

      "I pronounce Linux as Linux."

      4. What's the Capitol of Finland?

      Rejavick. Wait! That's Iceland! Umm...

      5. Do you own an iPod?

      *takes off white headphones* What did you say?

      6. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

      WTF? First penguins now woodchucks? What? Do you have some sort of animal fetish?!

      7. If a train left Redmond traveling at 60MPH, and another left Cupertino traveling at 40MPH, when would they arrive in Kansas?

      Nowhere - they would not be able to pay the Microsoft Transport Fee(tm) to leave their respective stations.

      8. Who's your Daddy?

      Harvey Birdman but don't tell anybody!

      9. How much Vaseline is currently on your keyboard?

      Only what I used to protect myself from this activation plan...

      10. When did you stop beating your wife?

      About the same time I stopped using Windows...

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  36. WOW! I'm loading up on Apple shares! by fz00 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This has to be the most unbelievably dumb thing I have seen Microsoft do in light of the mac mini selling for $499. One too many crash is going to send people flocking into the arms of Apple. And since mac covers the basics that most home users do (browse, email, word-processing, digital pics, etc.), this is going to be a no-brainer. I'll be buying one later this year in order to avoid this hassle. Also my PC will be a Linux box by the end of the year as well. The only reason I'm using XP now is out of sheer laziness. My Linux box had broken down and I didn't have the time to set up a new one. I bought a laptop and ran what came with it. I've already reinstalled 3 times and if I have to go through this, I will not even bother! This is great news! I'm already an Apple shareholder and I will DEFINITELY be buying more shares with this news. EVEN AT ABOVE $80!!!!

  37. Cool! by Shanep · · Score: 2

    Hopefully, this will mean a lot more people buying one of these and using something like this, this, this, this or this!

    Seriously. Why on Earth are people still putting up with these MS fuckers when Mac OSX and Apple hardware is so damn nice? I like a mix of Sun and Apple gear. The thought of actually deciding on MS just makes me shudder. And MS just keeps giving me more and more reason to hate them and the shit they peddle.

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    1. Re:Cool! by Shanep · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I always build my own home systems, and I refuse to let another company make hardware choices for me.

      I've been building PC's for about 15 years. Now though, it is more economical to buy systems which are already built. Unless you are trying to get the absolute fastest PC you can get your hands on, in which case, I find building from parts to often be cheaper.

      You do have choice though and as you've stated, you are exercising it. You don't have to buy Apple hardware or their software. Apple gets a lot of stability and excellent interoperability through the fact that they largely control both the software and hardware that makes up their systems.

      Apple systems are for people who just want to buy a computer which works very well out of the box. That is why Apple does the "choosing". They deliver on that expectation and that is why Mac users tend to remain Mac users. Who wants to lay down cash on systems which you have to fight with to use (MS)?

      You must remember that Apple delivers the whole system. They are not delivering a generic OS to go with someone elses highly variable hardware and drivers. To achieve that, they need to limit what hardware they ship. I don't see that as them controlling you, but rather them controlling the quality of the systems they deliver you.

      PS, I am predominently an OpenBSD and NetBSD user who has OSX on an old clamshell iBook. I recently ordered a Mac mini because I love using OSX too. I don't fight with OpenBSD or NetBSD, since once I set them up, they just keep going. They're not as pretty as OSX though. ; ) Microsoft products though, give me no end of grief.

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  38. On phone activation... by Winterblink · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My father recent ran into a rather stupid issue with the phone based activation. You see it's not a person you're talking to, but one of those recorded voice recognition systems. He had a copy of Microsoft Works that he had to reinstall, and suddenly required activation. For some reason the internet based activation didn't work so he proceeded to do the phone based one.

    Well lo and behold after he enters in his proper key for the product he legitimately purchased when he got his Dell PC, it promptly tells him the key's invalid, buhbye and HANGS UP ON HIM. There was no option to speak to a CSR at all, and he has no recourse (Dell can't do anything about it, and there's no phone numbers to call at Microsoft to talk to someone). The whole experience has pushed him that much further towards getting a Mac and waving a not-so-fond farewell to Windows XP.

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    1. Re:On phone activation... by PhreakinPenguin · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's wrong when it comes to Dell machines and the software provided with them. Whether it's the Windows OS itself or a productivity application, if it's made by Microsoft and comes from an OEM such as Dell, they can create a key for you. Microsoft provides them with a program that will generate valid OEM serial numbers that they will give you once they prove that the software came with the PC.

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  39. So Win2k was the zenith then by pellenys · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was always uncomfortable with the direction WinXP was going in with regard to Microsoft-tied code, but this takes the biscuit.

    Win2k for me then has to be the Microsoft OS of choice. It's stable, and it's (relatively) fluff free. I used to forgive Microsoft a lot when Win2k first came out.

    That said, I'll be phasing out MS stuff when I can now - I just can't be bothered with it all. My computers are mine. The companies that made them can eff off.

  40. More OEMs need to offer linux by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...I could see it being worth it if everyone loved Windows. But the only reason people even use it in the first place is because it's easy...
    That implies choice, which is has not been part of the equation. People use MS-Windows because the OEMs have preloaded it onto the machines, also referred to as the Microsoft tax: it's been impossible to get an x86 machine without MS-Windows. Yes, it is now theoretically possible, but hardly practical unless you go Apple or Pegasos etc.

    More OEMs need to offer linux. However, just as importantly there needs to be an return to discussion of software based on technical merits rather then just tossing up a five-star review based purely on the MS "look and feel". Currently the rating is more often than not an evaluation of the advertising revenue, not the tool. Also, federally funded public service programs like the ones in the UK and Finland need to stop shilling for Chairman Bill and point out other software and systems.

    Disabling online MS-Windows Product Activation could be a real windfall for Linux service providers and distributors if they play their cards right.

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  41. Will OEMs supply full versions of XP? by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now that Microsoft have made it very clear to the masses that they can't re-use OEM versions of XP, I wonder if many people will start demanding OEMs to supply full versions?

    At that point in time, people will realise how much Microsoft is charging for a full version of their crappy OS and probably go to Linux or Apple instead.

    I can't wait.

  42. Here's another loophole... by slasher999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...that I discovered accidentally. You can install and activate OEM versions of Windows using the the same activation code multiple times so long as the hardware is identical. I accidentally installed the same OEM pack on two machines. Both activated with zero problems within a week of each other. Of course this wouldn't have created too big of an issue since each machine did have it's own key stuck to the side of the machine.

    1. Re:Here's another loophole... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
  43. Half-true... by mangu · · Score: 2, Informative
    IF YOU BUY A NEW COMPUTER FROM ONE OF THESE 'MAJOR VENDORS,' YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACTIVATE IT. THE SYSTEM MANUFACTURER ACTIVATES YOUR COPY OF WINDOWS WHEN THE COMPUTER IS BUILT.


    True


    You can reinstall the operating system on that computer using the original Windows XP CD as many times as you want, with no activation required.


    False. I have an HP/Compaq (is this vendor "major" enough for you?) notebook which came with XP pre-installed, no activation needed. But when I did the reinstall that XP seems to require every six months or so, with the original CD, it wouldn't run before I did the activation.

  44. The life of a MS Activation Specialist. by MadcatX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I used to be a MS Windows Activation Specialist (a.k.a. the person you hate to call all the time if you format often) for a year in a call center in my hometown of Saint John, Canada. People who wanted to re-activate their Windows would have to answer my questions first. So I have first-hand experience of how much people hate having to call. To be fair, we did get calls from people who, after we checked their Product ID, knew they were using a burnt copy. From this, you would surmise that this system is helping to fight against piracy, right? WRONG! As long as you answered the questions correctly (which mostly consists of why they need to reactivate), their's no problem. Thus you could call in, give a cheap excuse (The most used one being the "had to format", and even if this key's been used a hundred times, we had to activate again.) The one thing I hated to have to tell people, and it happened often, was that they could only install a retail copy of windows onto one computer and one laptop (This policy might have changed, not too sure). I found this to be a silly rule, which often infuriated the user on the other end of the line. And if you have an OEM version on one computer but own two, sorry, your out of luck, you need to buy a retail ver. of windows for that second computer. From my experience, it is my belief that the combination of both the Windows OS EULA and the activation process most likely caused more people to get pirated versions (I've had many people tell me they were going to this over the phone.)

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    1. Re:The life of a MS Activation Specialist. by Cracell · · Score: 2, Informative

      ok, so basically you're saying this move is pointless

      I agree for several reason, one there are activation cracks, and will continue to be. Two it will encourage people to switch to linux. Three won't it cost them more then the lose to hire additional phone activation people?

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  45. Mod down, (-1, Astroturfing) by mangu · · Score: 2, Insightful
    People still view Linux as a server OS, hard to use, and not friendly to people who have less than 5 minutes to read a help file. People stay on Windows.


    At this moment, there are two main reasons why people don't migrate to Linux: (1) XP has more games, (2) XP comes preinstalled. None of these reasons are affected by this XP activation issue. However, this new restriction in activation is certainly not something that will increase Microsoft's revenue.


    If you consider that most people buy computers with the OS preinstalled and call an expert whenever a re-install is needed, you are right that this new inconvenience won't bother many people. But it's certainly an additional unneeded inconvenience, and it won't bother pirates at all. It bothers the legitimate user and doesn't affect the illegitimate ones.


    If you have done any comparison on recent versions of Linux and XP, you'll have noticed that Linux is already easier and faster to install from scratch than XP. Why create more obstacles to the legitimate clients?

  46. Use Windows 2000 by simetra · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Really... Is there any reason to use XP over win2K? Besides the Fisher-Price interface?

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  47. Take your own advice by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Informative

    See, that's the kind of "users are idiots _and_ thieves" mentality that's causing the problem in the first place. (And not just Windows. I wish all those idiot game publishers who now even want to install low level copy protection drivers on my machine would die a slow painful death. Cancer, for example.)

    The fact is, users may not be versed in fine points like configuring a firewall or understanding security threats (then again, 90%+ of programmers have no clue about security either), but they _can_ Google, you know. You'd be surprised how finding a copy-protection crack for just about _anything_ takes mere minutes. Even little old grandmas know how to google nowadays, or get told how to real quick.

    Also those users do _not_ live in a vaccuum, as the software companies and movie producers seem to assume. They seem to think the Earth is made of some 6 billion hermits, each living on a separate mountain top, and never talking to each other. If one of them found out how to download a crack or warez on P2P, surely noone else can learn that from him or her. Sad to say, that's not how it works.

    If they're friends or family of a pirate, guess what? They'll get an already patched CD from that pirate. Or a CD and including the patch program separately. And then copy that CD further for others.

    Or they'll get pointed at www.gamecopyworld.com, or whatever other crack site fits their particular problem, by someone who knows. E.g., someone like me.

    Now I don't support piracy, and in fact I'm firmly against it, but I support idiotic copy protection schemes even less. Copy protection just doesn't work. Period. As was said, the _only_ ones affected are the honest paying customers. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna support that kind of thing.

    When someone bought a product, it wasn't because they're too stupid to google for a crack, it was because they actually wanted to go buy it. Whoever wanted to pirate the stuff, actually went and pirated it.

    And then going and dragging the paying users through indignities like having to call tech support to get their product activated (oops, some kiddie with a serial number generator already used yours, so more time on the phone is needed), or like having copy-protection-related trouble in the game they paid for (we'll just make your game crash because your CD drive is called "E:" instead of "D:", so surely you're a bloody pirate with CD emulator software), is just stupid and uncalled for.

    Not that it will stop greedy corporate fucks from doing it anyway. There's a class of people for whom money is the only thing in life, and worth pursuing no matter what collateral damage they cause. Even when they don't even get that money.

    The thought "but we could make 100 extra bucks from the only 2 guys in the world who don't already know how to download a crack" just overloads their brains. They just _have_ to get that 100$ at all cost, even if it means kicking every single honest user in the teeth. With steel toed boots.

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  48. VMWare Affected by Lexicon · · Score: 2, Informative

    As an avid VMWare user, it looks like this is going to bite me. I blow away the OEM windows install, install Linux, then install the copy of Windows that came with the PC in a VMWare session.

    So far this has been easy, but it sounds like in the future I'm going to have to call to ask permission to do this.

    Even Windows-using developers installing VMWare for application testing are going to end up being bitten by this one.

  49. Doesn't affect my Retail copy by 55555+Manbabies! · · Score: 2, Informative

    I will be able to activate my retail copy of Windows XP Professional Edition over the Internet, instantly and hassle free. Take that OEM theives.

  50. Just disable PA by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This shouldn't really piss people off (and no, I'm not an MS fanboy). You won't need to call them if you reinstall Windows. If your hardware hasn't changed, the activation will work. If you use your "OS Restore CD," It's already "pre-activated," so again, no phoning MS. If you scammed a key from a major vendor or you bought your computer from a sleazy computer store, then you will need to call MS. If you bought it from a sleazy store, I would make them phone MS for you. If you don't want to deal with ANY of this stuff, you can snag a copy of Corporate Ed, OR just use one of the many PA hacks out there. This will rewrte winlogon.exe and your new copy of XP won't need to be activated online. Screw the activation, the 30 day timer will not count down any more, AND you can still do updates.

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  51. Re:Small repair shops? by danheskett · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It will definitly raise the cost of reinstalling Windows
    Not if done properly first of all. If the install is done by a tech shop then they will know that you can easily backup the activation file, and restore it after re-install, and have a nice clean system with no re-activation. The vast majority of tech shops probably already do this, all the ones I am familiar with do this already.

    I just can't imagine that paying all these people to handle activations is worth the money. Especially when this punishes the customers, and does little to help track down the copiers.
    I am sure it's well worth it. It establishes the idea of Windows Has Value in peoples mind, which is key to the long term MS strategy. You can't just copy it willy nilly, like other OS's they non-informed people view as "knock-offs".

    Windows XP - especially with SP2 - is fairly resilient. Sometimes it is easier to revert to factory install - much it is rarely if ever truly *necessary*. Regardless, the average user will never face this. Even most users will never face it. And when they do, it'll be a minor inconvience, if any at all. For a good number of people they already have to call anyways, this isn't that big of a deal.

  52. A series of questions by Mark+Edwards · · Score: 2, Funny


    This is Microsoft installation support. How may we help you?
    A message box just popped up, saying I have to call you and answer a series of questions, before the reinstallation can be completed.

    Yes ma'am, that is correct. Question number one: What is your age?
    I'm 25 years old.

    Are you single or married?
    I'm single.

    What are you wearing right now?
    What th'? Why do you need to know that?

    Okay, we'll come back to that one later. What is your bra size, and do you hook in front or in back?
    That's TWO questions, and it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

    I'm sorry, ma'am, we can't successfully complete your reinstallation unless we get accurate answers to all our questions....

    Mark Edwards
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  53. Guess I'm about done with MS by dommer2029 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've avoided XP so far, partly because of the verification process required after reinstall. But I kind of figured that I'd get the version after that (been skipping DOS versions a long time: v3, v5, Win95, Win2k for me). But this is nuts. I already have PC hardware, so I expect that my next OS upgrade will be to Linux, and my next hardware purchase a Mac. Wow. I've been pro-PC for ~16 years. Never saw this coming.

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  54. WPA triggers on more than just new installs! by artifex2004 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've had WPA trigger on my installed-and-activated copy each time I moved the system partition to a different drive, especially if it was bigger.
    Yes, I know, I ought to totally reinstall, but when I have a drive start to give me read errors, I don't feel like risking death of data by hunting down what directories it may be in.
    And when I buy a bigger drive and want to use it as my Windows system drive, and install SuSE or something on the old drive, I should be able to do that, without telling Microsoft what I'm doing.