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Paul Graham Explains How to Start a Startup

woginuk writes "Paul Graham has posted a new essay on his website on how to start a startup. According to him 'You need three things to create a successful startup: to start with good people, to make something customers actually want, and to spend as little money as possible. Most startups that fail do it because they fail at one of these. A startup that does all three will probably succeed.' How difficult can that be? So go start them startups."

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  1. I'd rather hear the same by winkydink · · Score: 4, Insightful

    from a successful venture capitalist.

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    1. Re:I'd rather hear the same by nametaken · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A successful venture capitalist would likely tell you to have an excellent written, formal business plan. A good business plan is usually the product of at least two of the three things he mentioned. ;)

    2. Re:I'd rather hear the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't RTFA.

      Was Step Two "????" by any chance?

    3. Re:I'd rather hear the same by same_old_story · · Score: 1

      well, he sold his company for yahoo for (i think) 50 million dollars, or some other pretty high amount. if that is not successfull , what then?

    4. Re:I'd rather hear the same by winkydink · · Score: 1
      He did it once and I'm not belittling that.

      A successful VC has to do this over and over again, which pretty much eliminates the possibility of "succeeding in spite of yourself".

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    5. Re:I'd rather hear the same by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Allen Morgan, a VC with the firm Mayfield, has a blog, where he's been dispensing wisdom on how to get funded. Read it here: http://allensblog.typepad.com/

      John.

    6. Re:I'd rather hear the same by same_old_story · · Score: 3, Interesting

      well, that depends.

      if your goal is to become a multi billion dollar business person. ok, point taken.

      if all you want is a few millions to live your life as you please, then one 50 million sell is more than enough.

      by his essays, I dont think his target audience is the former, actually more like the later.

      cheers

    7. Re:I'd rather hear the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather few successful VCs make $50 million companies more than once in their lifetimes either. Still, a VC's perspective would be welcome.

    8. Re:I'd rather hear the same by winkydink · · Score: 1

      Every single partner at Sequoia, KP & USVP has done it multiple times, and those are just 3 firms I know for a fact.

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    9. Re:I'd rather hear the same by magarity · · Score: 0

      he sold his company for yahoo for (i think) 50 million dollars

      Ouch, Yahoo's current market capitalization is just over 50 billion meaning a sale for 50 million is staggeringly undervalued. I'd kick myself hourly.

    10. Re:I'd rather hear the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      A successful venture capitalist would likely tell you to have an excellent written

      A successful venture capitalist will tell you that you need

      • Their valuable connections and reputation;
      • Lots of their money - in exchange for lots (meaning voting control) of your company; and
      • Their buddies in highly paid positions in your company.
      I've been in a few startups now; and 2 of the VC-backed ones (Brentwood; Baker Capital) crashed and burned badly while the founder-funded one had a successful IPO last year.
    11. Re:I'd rather hear the same by Red+Alastor · · Score: 1

      Find the market with the products that suck the most and do something better.

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    12. Re:I'd rather hear the same by jay-be-em · · Score: 1

      Um, he didn't sell Yahoo. He sold his company to Yahoo.

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    13. Re:I'd rather hear the same by WhiplashII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um, the exit strategy is pretty much the only thing the VC cares about! VC's want to lend you some money for a short time (3-5 years). They do not want to invest in a company that they will keep! (Those people are called investors, not VCs)

      If you are talking to VCs, and you want to keep the company your own - talk about going public or having a stock buyout program.

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    14. Re:I'd rather hear the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      They usually want to sell the company to a larger one eventually to get their investment back. This is usually the opposite of what a hacker would want (selling his work to be locked up in another company), so beware!

      My experiences are the opposite. We had an offer to be purchased for nearly $200 million; and the VCs turned it down either looking for a much bigger offer or an IPO.

      VC's want home-runs - a few hundred million may satisfy the hackers in our company; but to the VCs any sale under a quarter billion was a rounding error not worth the time they put into it.

    15. Re:I'd rather hear the same by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Insightful
      A successful venture capitalist would likely tell you to have an excellent written, formal business plan. A good business plan is usually the product of at least two of the three things he mentioned. ;)

      Emphasis on the word "plan". Many internet bubble start-ups had smart people, had something people wanted, and no matter how much money they saved, still would have failed. They just never had a plan for how to translate products and talent into profits. It's not enough to have the greatest product in the world- you've got to market it, manufacture it, distribute it, sell it, and at the end of the day, reap a profit. Look at Apple vs. Microsoft. Apple focused on "insanely great" products but traditionally has not been able to translate these products into sales, user base, and revenues(though they've been doing much better recently). Microsoft makes products which drive you insane, and instead focused on marketing, market share, and making insanely great profits.

    16. Re:I'd rather hear the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Venture capitalists are just the pretty faces of the world. Yes they put up the cash but companies do not fail or succeed because of them.

    17. Re:I'd rather hear the same by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why? Many "successful venture capitalist[s]" rode their luck in an investment boom ... while too many of the resulting companies crashed and burned. That's nothing to emulate.

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    18. Re:I'd rather hear the same by khallow · · Score: 1
      A successful VC has to do this over and over again, which pretty much eliminates the possibility of "succeeding in spite of yourself".

      Well, a successful VC need not build a single successful startup. All they have to do is get out at a profit and I've heard a lot of slick stories about VC's doing just that with failing startups.

      Plus, they have serious conflicts of interest. The advice you get from a VC benefitted the VC in the past, but perhaps it didn't benefit the startup. At best, VC's are one removed from the business of managing a startup.

      OTOH, a startup doesn't require a VC. So while hearing from a successful VC who has a hand in creating many successful startups would be valuable information (especially if they were more or less forthcoming about their conflicts of interest), I wouldn't confuse a VC with someone who has actually run a successful startup.

    19. Re:I'd rather hear the same by pasti · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Honestly, why do you think Venture Capitalists invest money in startups in the first place?

      To make some money off of it.

      VC gives you money, you give him shares. The VC is bound to want his money back, with some interest on it (typically 40% p.a. and up).

      The VC will want to sell his shares at one point.

      Having an exit strategy laid down right from the beginning is, at least to me, a sign of honesty and transparency. At least on some level.

    20. Re:I'd rather hear the same by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      As far as my company goes, I would be fine with selling to a bigger company.

      I can always start another company if and when money runs out or I get bored, whatever comes first.

    21. Re:I'd rather hear the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather hear it from someone who analysed the available data.

      Think about it: if you wanted to learn how to win the lottery, would you consult lottery winners? There's so much risk in startups that "insight" from the winners may not be much more useful.

    22. Re:I'd rather hear the same by magarity · · Score: 1

      He typed "for yahoo for" which didn't make any sense. I misinterpreted apparently.

    23. Re:I'd rather hear the same by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      The VC can cause it to fail when the VC decides his money is being wasted, so he liquidates the assets and turns it into a paper company that can't be sued for back salary. That's what the VC did to a company I worked for in 2000.

    24. Re:I'd rather hear the same by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if you are the type of person that would stop working if you got a couple million, chances are you dont have the drive to make those couple million.

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    25. Re:I'd rather hear the same by robertjw · · Score: 1

      You have a good point, but Apple didn't follow these three rules (or didn't for a long time). They have great people and it seems like they have done a decent job managing their money, but they traditionally have not made "something customers actually want". Their products have been excellent, but the market didn't want an excellent product, they wanted a cheap one.

      Microsoft figured out a long time ago how to give people what they want. Nobody wanted an old clunky DOS interface, so they gave everyone a cheap, standardized GUI interface. Everyone was tired of figuring out WordPerfect's syntax, so they gave everyone a WYSIWYG Word processor.

      Apple, recently, has started getting it right and following these three rules. First was the iMac and it's startling success. Now it's the iPod - something that EVERYONE wants, and they are dominating the digital music player market.

    26. Re:I'd rather hear the same by ari_j · · Score: 1

      No way! A successful venture capitalist has lots of money. Graham didn't, and started up a company that got bought out by Yahoo for some decent chunk of change. I am thinking of the right guy, am I not?

    27. Re:I'd rather hear the same by serutan · · Score: 1

      My bet is that you didn't read the article. Getting venture capital is only a step in the process. Lots of great, practical ideas in this article, but it won't read itself to you.

    28. Re:I'd rather hear the same by zonker · · Score: 0

      you are confusing success as defined by "winning 1st place in the market" and "making profits for your shareholders". the two are VERY different but they are both used as methods of measuring success.

      many companies make money for their shareholders but aren't the biggest player in their market. interestingly, you can win in the marketplace and still not make any money for your shareholders but still be seen as a success (take amazon.com for many, many years it wasn't making money as it was constantly expanding).

      companies like apple and nintendo at various points in their life were winners in the marketplace but are now making profits for their shareholders. however, i'm sure they would enjoy doing both...

    29. Re:I'd rather hear the same by ePhil_One · · Score: 2, Insightful
      We had an offer to be purchased for nearly $200 million; and the VCs turned it down either looking for a much bigger offer or an IPO.

      ...but to the VCs any sale under a quarter billion was a rounding error not worth the time they put into it.

      I think you missed the point. The VC's thought an IPO would fetch more money, so it was $200 million now or $400 million in 6 months. VC's invest in companies that have big growth potential, Founder's only accept money from VC's if they need more than they can raise via Freinds & Family and Bank loans.

      If the VC thought $200 million was a good price for the company, they would have taken it.

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    30. Re:I'd rather hear the same by dr.badass · · Score: 1

      You have a good point, but Apple didn't follow these three rules (or didn't for a long time). They have great people and it seems like they have done a decent job managing their money, but they traditionally have not made "something customers actually want". Their products have been excellent, but the market didn't want an excellent product, they wanted a cheap one.

      As a startup, Apple sure as hell did do those 3 things. As for making something customers want, you might have heard of the enormously popular Apple II, or perhaps the original Macintosh?

      Yes, there is this cloudy er...decade, between the late 80s and late 90s where one does not typically associate Apple with "desirable", but the company was built on exactly the principles that Graham suggests.

      Microsoft figured out a long time ago how to give people what they want. Nobody wanted an old clunky DOS interface, so they gave everyone a cheap, standardized GUI interface. Everyone was tired of figuring out WordPerfect's syntax, so they gave everyone a WYSIWYG Word processor.

      Seriously, have you not heard of the Macintosh? It's pretty famous. You might want to look it up.

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    31. Re:I'd rather hear the same by same_old_story · · Score: 1

      not really
      live your life as you please can mean many different things.

      for me it would mean to keep working a lot (total workaholic) but be able to do so in projects that dont give me any money. I live in a 3rd world country and with the hour rate I get paid, I have very little time to work on non paying stuff.

      it would also mean a simple beach house where I could take my box and code from there (with a nice salt water dive every afternoon)

    32. Re:I'd rather hear the same by robertjw · · Score: 1

      As a startup, Apple sure as hell did do those 3 things. As for making something customers want, you might have heard of the enormously popular Apple II, or perhaps the original Macintosh?

      I would agree absolutely with the Apple II. When Jobs and Wozniak were selling computers out of Job's Garage they were following all three of these principals. When I was a kid, everyone that could afford a home computer had a IIe or IIc.

      The Macintosh, OTOH I would not agree with. It was famous, successful enough to keep Apple afloat, but ultimately not what "people wanted". Even back then, everyone was infatuated with the IBM PC and PC 'Clones'.

    33. Re:I'd rather hear the same by robertjw · · Score: 1

      you are confusing success as defined by "winning 1st place in the market" and "making profits for your shareholders".

      Not really. I'm just trying to point out that in both examples (Apple and Microsoft), when they have followed the three philosophies laid out in this article have been successful. Most of the time, if you find a product/service that people want and are able to bring it to market you will be very successful and possibly win 1st place in the market. If you bring out a product that few people are interested in you will be less successful. If nobody wants the product it will fail and you will need to move on.

      When Microsoft or Apple have brought a product that everyone wants, had good people working on it and they were careful with their money they were successful. When any of these three failed, their products were less successful. I'm sure the same theory can be applied to most situations.

    34. Re:I'd rather hear the same by zonker · · Score: 0

      good point, however i think apple isn't a good example in many ways because most of what apple has brought out in a product people really do want: fun, stylish, user friendly yet powerful system that removes much of the hassle folks have when using a computer.

      however i think there are two factors that have kept "most people" from buying a mac: lack of clones and price. interestingly, the two are very closely related. apple stands alone in it's market as they don't allow clones (except for a relatively brieft time in the 90's) and thus doesn't have competing mac computers to force them to keep the pricing low.

      i think there is an argument that could be made nowadays that the pc doesn't necessarilly compete against the mac because the pc has cheaper hardware but an os that leaves many folks wanting. the mac on the otherhand doesn't compete against the pc because mac user's are fairly entrenched and faithful to the platform and aren't necessarily as concerned with price. i think the barrier is that pc users use it because of a seeming lack of choice at a similar pricepoint and it's prevalence in the market (widely distributed at home and office). ie, you hear of many switchers to mac today but very few switchers from mac to pc...

    35. Re:I'd rather hear the same by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      And to think I reread The New New Thing (partial bio of Jim Clark) today.

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    36. Re:I'd rather hear the same by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      look man,

      i know a few people who are self-made millionaires, and none of them would be satisfied if they ust kicked back and relaxed for the rest of their lives. there is a deep fire within this type of person that pushes them to constantly challenge themselves and excel in socially accepted ways.

      i work for one guy that i *know* is financially secure, and yet is working 12-16 hour days, 5-7 days a week, hacking god-awful crap, because he loves the damn job.

      if you would really be content to sit on an island somewhere, coding and plucking your guitar, whilst sipping margaritas,you probably dont have the drive to make it happen.

      silly paradox and all that.

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    37. Re:I'd rather hear the same by drsquare · · Score: 1

      If they worked out a good system of making money from it, it's definitely something to emulate. It doesn't matter if a company crashes and burns if you make a profit from it.

    38. Re:I'd rather hear the same by same_old_story · · Score: 1

      well, I just said: would work all day (15 hours have been a long time constant)

      beign able to work on something without imediate financial compensation is great and has helped a great lot of hackers to acomplish great stuff (linus was leaving with his mom - no bills to pay, stallman worked in a university and now works for a foundation, etc)

      being able to go to a beach a couple of weeks everyear, and have a setup to work from there is far from impossible (when developing java , for example, gosling et al stay in a beautiful place in aspen, etc).

      I am not saying I got what it takes. I am just saying that since I am a workaholic and work 15 hours a day (no weekends at all) and will probably be do it for a long time, it would be great to have less financial pressure and be able to work on projects that interested me the most.

    39. Re:I'd rather hear the same by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      When you crash and burn companies (and in Argentina's case, entire economies) just to make money out of it, you're going to have to set some of those profits aside for guns and body armor. THAT is why this system is nothing to emulate. But I do admire your boldness in stating your financial viciousness; many others would have said nothing, content to let the rest of us believe they are good people.

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    40. Re:I'd rather hear the same by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Nice troll, very subtle...

      You see, people... a venture capitalist wouldn't get very far if it's goal was to spend as little money as possible...

  2. Missing item by steelem · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Customers.

    1. Re:Missing item by varmittang · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um, that I think is covered under "something customers want" part.

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    2. Re:Missing item by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have a product that people actually want, your customer base will grow by itself.

    3. Re:Missing item by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      Amen, the best product in the world needs customers. Not to mention good marketing and sales. My companies salespeople are instructed to have integrity first. They don't get paid sales commissions but they do get bonuses based on the total company performance (actually everyone does) so the sales people don't have to lie to get customers and they don't have the opportunity to give us a black eye (based on our policy's). When you don't have sales/marketing people that are constantly in fear of losing their jobs because of missing a sales quota for a month or so.

    4. Re:Missing item by freshman_a · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just because you make something people want, doesn't mean you automatically have customers.

      Making something customers want requires an understanding of what the customers want in the first place and good development to actually be able to make that product.

      Getting customers requires good marketing to get word out about your product and good salesmen to tell people why your product is better than the rest.

    5. Re:Missing item by frankvl · · Score: 1

      indeed, they don't belong to 'good people'

    6. Re:Missing item by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Garage.

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    7. Re:Missing item by steelem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have never started a business have you?

    8. Re:Missing item by varmittang · · Score: 1

      The idea is that if you make a good product that solves a problem for customers, then customers will come to find it. I work for a small business that started with one guy, now CEO, working out of an apartment doing what we sell today. How this company has got known by some of the fortune 500 companies that need our service, word of mouth. One customer tells another, who goes and tells another, and so you can say that your company's customer base can pretty much double if you have a great product. I know that Apple is big, but its small in the PC area. And they are basically growing their computer business right now by just word of mouth, and it is doing quite well. So you don't need marketers. You just need a good product and happy customers willing to tell others. Note, Apple PC business was already in an upswing before the iPod, but it has recieved more noteriatary in the main stream news since the iPod.

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    9. Re:Missing item by selectspec · · Score: 1

      No doubt. The first thing you start with is a CUSTOMER. Start with an idea that customer wants - not something you think customers will want, but what an acutal customer is asking for. Makes life easier.

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    10. Re:Missing item by snorklewacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Apple PC business was already in an upswing before the iPod, but it has recieved more noteriatary in the main stream news since the iPod.

      Apple has some of the heaviest and most effective marketing to their particular segment you can possibly imagine. When was the last time you actually remembered an HP ad? But I bet you can flash at least three Apple ads through your head right now, iPod or not.

      Word-of-mouth Apple most certainly is NOT. They were dying a slow painful death of irrelevance when word of mouth was their primary vehicle, as the evangelists more and more preached to their own choirs. The iMac ushered in a marketing blitz that hasn't stopped to this day (though now it's for the iPod, not the mac)

      If your marketing plan relies on "word of mouth", no one will want to touch your company with a bargepole.

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    11. Re:Missing item by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      company's

      policies

      IHBT

      HAND

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    12. Re:Missing item by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1
      When was the last time you actually remembered an HP ad?

      That one with the pictures were they take them out of 3d space is pretty cool.

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    13. Re:Missing item by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I don't think your company has the right idea. With no sales commission, there's no incentive to be incredibly successful, or to put extreme effort in. I've known companies with no sales commission, and the sales team usually just coast. When you cut the direct link between performance and rewards, you destroy the motivation, and you lose the important corporate culture of rewarding success and punishing failure.

    14. Re:Missing item by satans_advocate · · Score: 1

      With no sales commission, there's no incentive to be incredibly successful,

      There's no incentive to be incredibly dishonest either, but that doesn't seem to worry Americans so much.

      or to put extreme effort in. .... to lying, or fudging or overpromising.

      I've known companies with no sales commission, and the sales team usually just coast.

      The protestant work ethic has a lot to answer for. These 'coasting' salesmen, do they make sales? Are their companies profitable? Are they perhaps secure that their company makes great products, and it really their job to manage the relationship between their company and their customers?

      When you cut the direct link between performance and rewards, you destroy the motivation, and you lose the important corporate culture of rewarding success and punishing failure.

      Always a popular philosophy, no matter how many times it been proven how destructive and counter-productive reward/punishment cultures are.
      The only cultural behaviour that has ever achieved ANYTHING in human history is CO-OPERATION. Why is that so hard for people to get?

    15. Re:Missing item by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      > That one with the pictures were they take them out of 3d space is pretty cool.

      That was an awesomely cool visual effect... Of course, I thought it was a Xerox ad. See what I mean?

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  3. What about by deangelo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The summary seems to make light of the fact that a CRAP load of cash is still going to be needed?
    codohundo

  4. WRONG. by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Informative

    The three things you need for a startup is not what he says...

    it much simpler....

    MONEY, Sales Ability, and competent management.

    Money is the absolute most important thing needed. Without it there is no startup.

    and THAT is the hardest thing to get.

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    1. Re:WRONG. by GGardner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Note that he says "successful" startup. Plenty of failed startups had lots of money.

    2. Re:WRONG. by winkydink · · Score: 1

      You still need "something customers want". Yes, with great salesmen you can probably sell a few dogshit-flavored popsicles, but as customers probably, as a rule, won't want them, you will not succeed.

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    3. Re:WRONG. by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I would like to know HOW. how do these people have the ability to get money without a viable and researched product and business plan?

      That is the easy part from my experience, getting someone to shell over $200,000.00 in startup capitol to fund the prototypes is next to impossible. finding Sales people that can competently sell as well as management that is actually skilled and desire to grow a business and not their wallets is even harder.

      Venture Capital even in the 90's was not interested in creating a long term company providing a product/service, they were only interested in huge gains almost overnight. I know, I was a "startup" back in 1994-1995 with one of the first ISP's in the area I lived, no money was to be had from any source unless you made pie-in-the-sky promises and was a overzealot yes man that did not care about telling the truth to "investors".

      if you were honest and showed them a 5 year plan they told you to go away..... show them a 24 month plan and they are all over you.

      So how in the sorld are these people getting the money to start the startup without a real and viable plan?

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    4. Re:WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . finding Sales people that can competently sell as well as management that is actually skilled and desire to grow a business and not their wallets is even harder.

      Did you miss the "start with good people" part?

    5. Re:WRONG. by WolfDeusEx · · Score: 1

      Hum,

      I don't agree. Taking them in reverse order.

      Competent Management
      Most startups don't have such divided roles. If you only have 3 to 4 employies and one of them is a full time manager and nothing else, then your already doing something wrong (Spending money you don't need too).

      Sales Ability
      Well I will agree with this one to a degree. Really it matches the one in the artical. Creating something people need, will make it much easier to sell it.

      Money
      Well yes you need money, but as the artical says spend as little money as possible. If you do that, then you can wait longer while you create a good product.

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    6. Re:WRONG. by XorNand · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a (somewhat) successful entrepreneur, I take exception to your statement. I've been running my own network services company for about a year now. I started it up with practically nothing. Granted, it's nothing as sexy as working on the next killer app with a staff of 3 dozen people, but it was a startup. And it was done without having to sell my soul to a VC vulture.

      It's been my fulltime job since I started. My truck was fully paid for before I started, I live in a cheap one-bed apartment and I have three cases of ramen in my pantry as I write this. But, my bills are always paid on time and I have enough cash to grow my biz. In fact, I just leased a tiny bit office space last week. I had been working exclusively out of my home.

      You don't need a lot of money to be successful. The #1 thing, by far, that you need is dogged persistence. It's rough and can be very nerve wracking. You have to have the ability to hang in there.

      And.... since it's on-topic, I'm going to plug the messageboard in my sig. I started it a couple of weeks ago to help others in my situation. It pays to learn from other's mistakes and it's great to have the moral support. If you run your own biz or are thinking about starting one, please come check us out: SmallBizGeeks.com

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    7. Re:WRONG. by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      I suppose money helps, but how much money did these guys need to start up? No fancy offices with Aeron chairs. In fact, no offices at all to start with.

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    8. Re:WRONG. by torpor · · Score: 2, Insightful


      this is like saying, to start a fire, you need a big huge can of gasoline.

      you do not need money to get a startup going. you need motivation, good people to work with, paying customers, and cunning thriftiness.

      give some moron who thinks the only way to start fires, a big can of gasoline, and you'll have a disaster on your hands, probably a crispy moron.

      paying customers is the hard part, but then, software is a wonderful tool .. you can 'squidgy' it in many different cracks, it'll fix pretty much any borked 'system', whatever form...

      --
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    9. Re:WRONG. by bengoerz · · Score: 1

      Isn't Sales Ability simply a prerequisite to Money, in an abstract sense? He who sells his idea gets his money. And what about a product? That seems pretty integral, unless you plan to sell vaporwear, packages of happy thoughts and sweet dreams, or some other non-product. (Did you hear that HotOrNot.com now sells "virtual flowers" for "non-virtual money"? Genious!)

    10. Re:WRONG. by SlashDread · · Score: 1

      I think the point may be that if you want THAT, you need his three things.. If you aint been born rich.

    11. Re:WRONG. by RobotWisdom · · Score: 1

      He's way wrong about Google's history: "Google's plan, for example, was simply to create a search site that didn't suck. They had three new ideas: index more of the Web, use links to rank search results, and have clean, simple web pages with unintrusive keyword-based ads."

      AltaVista didn't suck, it had the largest index, and it had a clean interface. And a forgotten site called RankDex used links to ranks results. And supposedly the compromise of adding ads came much later.

      Google added a more sophisticated ranking algorithm, was really all.

    12. Re:WRONG. by uptownguy · · Score: 1

      I wish I could mod you to the moon but, having no points, I'll instead tell you that I've bookmarked your messageboard and stuck it near the top of my list in Firefox... Dogged persistence and the willingness to laugh about the ramen and know that you're going to make it no matter what; it seems like this is a key ingredient that's missing from a lot of the cynics on here.

      Your message was inspiring. Thanks!

      --


      I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
    13. Re:WRONG. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I dunno about that. Having a monopoly on dog shit popsicles worked for at least one company.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    14. Re:WRONG. by orenmnero · · Score: 1

      Cool. Now try reading the first paragraph of the article.

      "You need three things to create a successful startup: to start with good people, to make something customers actually want, and to spend as little money as possible."

      Makes a difference!

    15. Re:WRONG. by magarity · · Score: 1

      I just leased a tiny bit office space last week

      If anyone else is interested in the same, I'll sub-let the corner of my cube.
      : /

    16. Re:WRONG. by bigpat · · Score: 1

      Well, money is a chicken and egg problem with a startup. You need as much money as it takes to make your first products or provide your first service. Even then, say if your business is consulting, you can get people to pay you before you deliver anything tangible. But it takes effort to spend money also, sometimes a well funded startup becomes so concerned about spending the money they have been given that they forget to build a business, I've seen that happen.

    17. Re:WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I live in a cheap one-bed apartment
      >I have three cases of ramen in my pantry

      Is that how you define success??

    18. Re:WRONG. by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      Cool. Now try reading the parent I was responding to.

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    19. Re:WRONG. by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 1
      This is such a typical comment from a technologist. "I'm a genius, really I am, but those $@%# VC wouldn't give me any money."

      Take your favorite examples of successful technology companies...Apple, Microsoft, HP, Google, etc....now remove Microsoft because Bill had family money (plus all the money he saved on tuition by dropping out of Harvard) and you'll realize they got by on a shoestring until they had some great products. Then they found it easy to raise money.

      And of course the inverse examples abound: companies that raised tons of money with nothing but an idea that sounded good, and they ended up wasting the whole thing and going bust.

      --
      Actually, I was trying to be Insightful, not Funny.
    20. Re:WRONG. by FXSTD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering he is only one year in, doesn't appear to be in debt and controlling his own destiny....

      Yes.

    21. Re:WRONG. by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      That's not accurate. Seeing that I started a startup more than 2 years ago, the three things mentioned are very, very true. Sure, cash is important, but it's not the most important thing and it's not difficult to get. Having extra money doesn't equate to success. The dot-com bust proves that. Rather, the three things mentioned (product, quality staff, and spending as little as possible) is right on target.

      --
      Jason Lotito
    22. Re:WRONG. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Yep, and now Bill Gates is among the richest men in the world. :)

    23. Re:WRONG. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      It happened because the vulture capitalists didn't understand technology and they funded anything with the word "internet" in the title or beginning with "e-" because they were terrified that they wouldn't get a piece of the pie and they would become irrelevant. They were too afraid to talk to people who actually understood technology; I don't know what they were afraid of exactly but nothing but fear will get between a VC and his money. I suspect that they believed that the technical people they would have to rely on would have their own agendas that would have nothing to do with making money, and they would be led astray.

      People are not typically getting money for startups without a feasible business plan any more. Although, we may see the whole thing repeat itself with biotech soon enough.

      --
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    24. Re:WRONG. by mce · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It just so happens that I'm attending a series of lectures about how to make good startups.

      As it turns out, the number one indicator for predicting whether someone will succeed with his or her startup is whether he or she has an urge/drive to take control over his/her own destiny! Not how hard he or she works, not how briliant the idea or innovative the product is, not how good a sales person or manager he or she is, nor how much money is available.

      When measuring success post-factum, resources (i.e. mostly money) are not the key factor either. You need: 1) an opportunity (this includes "a good market" and "good timing"); 2) a good team; 3) enough resources. All of them are important, but in that order

    25. Re:WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are not typically getting money for startups without a feasible business plan any more. Although, we may see the whole thing repeat itself with biotech soon enough.

      Unlikely -- the startup costs of a dotcom were basically nil, and anyone could fake technical expertise in the industry because there wasn't really much to go on as far as track records went.

      Biotech firms have enormous startup costs and research track records that stretch back into pharma and academic research. Yes, there will be some mania, followed by consolidation, but nothing like the mass flameout of the dotcom bust.

    26. Re:WRONG. by bugbear · · Score: 1

      Altavista didn't suck at first, but if I remember correctly, it did by 1998, when they screwed it up in preparation for an ill-fated attempt to go public.

      It was extremely convenient for Google that Altavista self-destructed though. I thought of adding a note about that, but people already complain about the number of footnotes.

    27. Re:WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Money is easy to get if you have the other components.

      Between previous employers' companies willing to invest seed money; angel investors; a large VC community; investment banks; etc, money should be the least of your problems.

      If you *are* having problems getting money from all of those sources, you need to look at the other aspects of your startup (people, product, etc) and see what the investors are seeing that you aren't.

    28. Re:WRONG. by kkovach · · Score: 0

      I liked AltaVista, and I love Google.

      I think one important thing that has not been mentioned is a catchy name, slogan, or logo.

      It's not critical, but it can make a difference. It can keep things from being "forgotten".

      - Kevin

      --
      The less confident you are, the more serious you have to act.
    29. Re:WRONG. by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      I never understood the rush to throw money away in leasing office space. If you've got that kind of money to waste, why not buy an actual home with the consolidation of payments (apartment + office) and then enjoy your home office?

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    30. Re:WRONG. by RealUlli · · Score: 1
      Considering he is only one year in, doesn't appear to be in debt and controlling his own destiny....

      Yes.

      You forgot that his company is actually growing - definitely yes!

      Cheers, Ulli

      --
      Simple things should be simple, complex things should be possible.
    31. Re:WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cash is more important than your mother.
      -Al Shugart
      quoted in Gordon Bell's High Tech Ventures: The Guide for Entrepreneurial Success

    32. Re:WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But on the other hand if I get some VC capital and can buy 4 trucks and hire 5 techs including a few people to run the office I could run you out of biz in less then six months. Who ever becomes the biggest in the shortest time span usually ends up being the "King of the Hill", sure your biz might still make some mooney but all you will be doing is picking up the crumbs that other larger companies wont touch.

    33. Re:WRONG. by RobotWisdom · · Score: 1

      It looks like the AV redesign was late 1999: http://www.robotwisdom.com/sites/altavista.html

      Google had been doing 0.5M searches a day, they hit 100M by Feb 2001: http://www.robotwisdom.com/sites/google.html

      And yes, everybody who'd been using AV defected to Google when the redesign was posted.

    34. Re:WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If his success continues in a few years he can afford to stock his pantry with macaroni and cheese.

    35. Re:WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go cash your welfare check.

    36. Re:WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the footnotes. More would be fine with me.

    37. Re:WRONG. by mc6809e · · Score: 1

      Money is the absolute most important thing needed. Without it there is no startup.

      and THAT is the hardest thing to get.


      Getting money is easy. Keeping it is hard.

      Many people have earned more than enough money to begin a startup, but they didn't keep that money. They spent it on a larger house, a second car, or restaurants.

    38. Re:WRONG. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      "Yes, but the Ramen is mine, all MINE!"

    39. Re:WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok fine. I have an idea, it's an idea that will sell. I have made 3 prototypes and can sell them at a price point of $99.00 if manufacturered in a medium quantity.

      my 3 prototypes cost me $7500.00 to make EXCLUDING man hours to make them.

      so where do I get the 50,000.00 to manufacture the 1000 pieces of product to sell at $99.00 each at a $49.00 profit each to start with? get 1000 prepaid pre orders? NOT. that is 100% impossible.

      therefore I need at a bare minimum $50,000.00 to get rolling.

      so where is that magical money going to come from? or is the manufacturer in Ohio going to give them to be on credit..... HA.

      I could quadruple my profits by having them made in china at 10,000 quantity level AND paying for container shipping with a 30% defect rate and inhouse testing before hitting the customer.

      where can I get that $120,000.00?? will wang-fong industries extend me credit on a container of 100,000?

      get a clue, being a consultant or other non tangable item maker (yes software is a NON tangeable) is nothing like a real business making a REAL product.)

      I'm with lumpy. it TAKES MONEY to make money. this is a solid fact proven to the world for the past 300 years.

    40. Re:WRONG. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      As opposed to having a $300,000 house (morgaged, and 2nd morgage), owing $25,000 each on two cars, $60,000 in credit card debt, and $30,000 in old student loans...

      Yes.

    41. Re:WRONG. by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Well, shit, the difference between theory and reality is the difference between attending lectures and selling out to Yahoo! for millions, no?

      --


      Writers imply. Readers infer.
    42. Re:WRONG. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I never understood the rush to throw money away in leasing office space. If you've got that kind of money to waste, why not buy an actual home with the consolidation of payments (apartment + office) and then enjoy your home office?

      It's one thing if you already own, er are paying the morgage on, your home but if you're renting and live in an apartment... Maybe you could use the apartment but many places disallow this, some local governments disallow this in homes.

      Falcon
    43. Re:WRONG. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      But he's living worse than someone with no ambition stacking shelves. If living in a tiny flat, being permanently malnourished and working your bollocks off for nothing counts as success, what on earth counts as failure? Living in a ditch drinking sewer water?

    44. Re:WRONG. by mce · · Score: 1
      The reason why I'm attending these lectures is that I work in a research institute that has as one of its evaluation criteria the number of startups that it creates per year (has to be 3 at least in order for us to get our government funding, but our own goal is 10 per year). So far, we have consistently over achieved the 3 goal for a period of 20 years (during 16 of which I worked here). My personal research has already given rise to one such startup that still exists after 2 years. So I guess I do know a bit what I'm talking about...

      Besides, the lectures are being given by people who specialise in nothing but guiding startups.

    45. Re:WRONG. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but his business has the opportunity to snowball [or fail], he'd probably still be stacking shelves, mopping up puke and urine from whiny kids in a year otherwise...

    46. Re:WRONG. by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1

      Hey, thanks for that link. I know you're not a software vendor, but if you don't already, you may want to checkout www.microISV.com and the Business of Software column at Joel on Software: http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/?biz

  5. Pricing? by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You have to make something that customers want, AND be able to supply it for a profit for what they are willing to pay for it.

    That's another little detail.

    --
    The party of stupid and the party of evil get together and do something both stupid and evil, then call it bipartisan.
    1. Re:Pricing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that is usually a result of spending as little as possible.

    2. Re:Pricing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if "as little as possible" is below "what people are willing to pay".

      If it isn't below that level, then your company will never make a profit and never succeed.

      See the difference?

  6. Make sure you live frugally! by BWJones · · Score: 5, Informative

    This was the thing that absolutely amazed me with the startup fever in the 1990's. I had a couple of friends I visited in the bay area who were with startups that had essentially no existing product, infrastructure or long term plan. Yet, they had an idea which inspired VCs to pour money down their throats. It made for a surreal situation where twenty-somethings were driving Ferrari's and Porsche's all purchased on the value of their existing stock. The parties were amazing and the whole atmosphere was one of incredulity. Of course we all know what happened.

    I know one guy who bought a house, Lamborghini, Ferrari, matching Range Rovers for he and his girlfriend and loaded the house with furniture and electronics. The scary thing was that all of these purchases were made from loans based on the value of his stock holdings (because presumably he did not want to sell his stock). When the stock dropped through the floor along with everybody else, he had to come due. It was an absolute firesale and the only thing he kept was the big empty house, for which he had to struggle to make the payments. Moral? Live frugally and don't buy much on credit, especially leveraged against your holdings in your company.

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    1. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I should also have mentioned. There is a wonderful documentary called Startup.com that documents a small companies beginnings from obtaining VC funding to their rise and ultimate fall. It was an amazing example of a not atypical experience where a company was organized and obtained VC funding based solely upon an idea. They had no infrastructure, no network, no customers, no product. Yet they were able to secure a significant amount of VC funding. It's an absolute hoot to watch.

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    2. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by synx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And they failed... but from my analysis of the film, not because they spent too much money. But because of the following reasons:

      - they overestimated the size of the market.
      - they overestimated the desire of their customers.
      - They failed to execute.

      I think these are the killer 3. I believe their plan was to have customers pay a small fee to pay a parking ticket online. If I already have to pay the city, why would I want to pay even more?

      Even if that was not the case, I still remember a key portion of the film where they realized their product was inferior to their competitor's website. This was the killer right here... Since the business model was to put forth convenience, if you don't have the best user interface, then you are screwed. I suspect the root cause of their problems in this area was a lack of skilled individuals who could bring this particular area (UI) to perfect/fruition.

      Good movie though.

    3. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by mcguyver · · Score: 2

      My favorite part is in the movie is where they finish meeting with a VC and talk about their IPO. On the way to the hotel from the meeting with a VC they discuss going public and getting rich...and at this point they do not have a staff, a product or even 1 sale. Here they are talking about how pitching their company on the open market and it doesn't even exist yet! priceless

    4. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...example of a not atypical experience...
      So it was a typical experience then? Why the double negative?
    5. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 of the problems you list are DIRECTLY related to spending too much money.
      The less money you spend the easier it is to accomodate less demand.

    6. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by WasterDave · · Score: 2, Informative

      See, I take exception to this view of startup.com. The film makers went out of their way to paint this as another dotcom goldrush but when you look at it they had a solid idea, they had customers - thousands of them (right at the end of the film) - and they had the shitty execution that was "best practice" at the time.

      It's unfortunate how they chose to run that company. A four man startup with ten times as less cash would have done a much better job, but in terms of doing something that had value they were right on the money.

      Dave

      --
      I write a blog now, you should be afraid.
    7. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, they actually had the idea, had the window of opportunity...and completely blew the implementation. That scene where they're testing prior to the rollout and one of the co-founders realizes it's just complete garbage was priceless...

      The funniest part of that movie is the guy they bought out for $800k in the begining is the one who profits the most (well, other than the offshore consultants who sucked all the money out of them for some horrible software).

    8. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2, Funny

      In th end, they chose to make a movie about it all and rake in a few thousand dollars to cover some of their losses ... the first good business decision they made :)

    9. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by serutan · · Score: 1

      Startup.com really is a great documentary. If it were funnier it could be the Spinal Tap of its genre, except it's real. Much of what happens is so stereotypical that I was amazed to find out it wasn't a mock-umentary.

      Note: they break two of Paul Graham's rules -- basing their business on the government and building a product that sucks.

    10. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by wormbin · · Score: 1

      A similar but harder to find film is e-Dreams. It chronicles the rise and fall of kozmo.com

      Does anyone remember those orange scooters that would deliver videos and junk food?

    11. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why the double negative?

      They're not unusual.

    12. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want huge spending and no-brain money use, check out the movie about the Finnish company Riot Entertainment.

      I saw one of their presentations once. The presenter was totally full of it (and I mean shit). When he was explaining how their games would become the next biggest thing after the invention of wheel, all I could think of was who the hell would be stupid enough to pay for that: it was not entertaining, it was not too innovative (you have to have a lot of imagination to imagine success to something as crapy as that), it was expensive (for the value), it was simply put Emperor's new clothes, but where only the Emperor could imagine those and everyone else could see what a load of shit the whole thing was.

      Pity the VCs who invested in them. During the bubble I saw a lot of attempts where I could've said upfront in the first minute: it's not going to fly. Unfortunately nobody asked me. I saw some good things too. Those companies are still around today, some even making pretty good profits.

    13. Re:Make sure you live frugally! by Phoe6 · · Score: 1

      Read a review of the startup.com. Seems an interesting film as it also deals with individual natures. I have an experience with starting something called Uthcode (a second version is there at http://geocities.com/simuthcode with friend in the college days. We analyzed the behaviour of most of the college students of our university and state; found a pattern wherein if we just provide the programs which the college guys use most of the time at a single place plus other college related things, then people may flock our site. Earn money through Adversitements and I remember we partly went ahead with getting a business deal.
      But the real problems came due to our differences in personalities. We had just jumped with the good idea. Never thought of problems tha could come between us. Never thought how could it be resolved and all the thoughts were on uthcode.
      As I write this, I am still not sure if he had the same respect for what we had started. ( I believe and hope that he has).
      So, once the communication between us failed, the friendship failed and our startup suffered.
      I have managed to putup a project after some struggle http://uthcode.sarovar.org

      --
      Senthil
  7. ABC's of BS by micromoog · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Most. Worthless. Analysis. Ever.

    1. Re:ABC's of BS by winkydink · · Score: 1
      I disagree. Unless you've done it before or are far enough up the management food chain to undertsand the mechanics involved, I think very few people knew everything that was written here.

      The beauty of this article was gathering all of this information into one place, especially if you have no idea how to go about creating a successful startup (and, as history shows, most people don't).

      --

      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    2. Re:ABC's of BS by bugbear · · Score: 2

      Er, could you be more specific? I'd be happy to fix anything you think is mistaken. Could you give me an example of a sentence that's false? There are lots of sentences to choose from...

    3. Re:ABC's of BS by micromoog · · Score: 2, Informative
      Oh dear . . . I fired that off after reading little more than the first paragraph, which struck me as being similar to "To write the great American novel, you just need paper, lots of time, and the story of the great American novel", or "To make a great painting, you just need canvas, paint, a subject, and devastating talent".

      In reality, your article has quite a bit more content than that. My apologies.

    4. Re:ABC's of BS by bugbear · · Score: 1

      Good heavens. If they find out you're reading the articles, they'll take away your account.

      Seriously, though: thanks.

  8. Missing something by justforaday · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ummm, shouldn't there be a good idea somewhere in there too?

    --
    I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything. Well I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string.
    1. Re:Missing something by SmokeHalo · · Score: 1

      I think the "make something customers actually want" part pretty much covers that.

      --
      I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent. - Q
    2. Re:Missing something by jayloden · · Score: 1

      I think it's implied that if you have good people, and customers actually want your product, you already have a good idea...

      -Jay

  9. Three steps by Crash24 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1. Tell a random Venture Capitalist about your new Intarweb Cyberspace killer app startup.
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    Wait, this isn't 1999...

  10. Where are my Millions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    First, I have excellent fucking people skills, I understand that people just want to be left alone and I didn't spend ANY money on that! Where is my friggin' BMW at?

    1. Re:Where are my Millions? by YukiKotetsu · · Score: 1
      I have excellent fucking people skills

      Are you a pr0n star or something? What movies have you starred in? Anything I might know, like "Ass Angels 2" perhaps? Man, was that ever a good flick.

    2. Re:Where are my Millions? by taustin · · Score: 4, Funny

      First, I have excellent fucking people skills

      There's your problem. If you want to succeed in business, and make your millions, you need excellent people fucking skills, not fucking people skills.

      I hear Bill Gates gives classes. Pants not required. Or allowed.

    3. Re:Where are my Millions? by Brian+Brian · · Score: 1

      No, actually I want skilled fucking people so I can just lay there.

    4. Re:Where are my Millions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another example of excellent mod work. 4? Insightful? Wow. To get this high of a rating without bashing Bush makes no sense to me.

      Could someone more familiar with Slashdot moderation please enlighten me as to how this is possible?

    5. Re:Where are my Millions? by taustin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Could someone more familiar with Slashdot moderation please enlighten me as to how this is possible?

      No. No one can. If you can't figure it out on your own, it's too complicated for you.

      Trust me on this. I'm much smarter than you. After all, I got modded up to 5. And you didn't. Neener, neener, neneer.

    6. Re:Where are my Millions? by kc3lai · · Score: 0

      First, I have excellent fucking people skills, I understand that people just want to be left alone and I didn't spend ANY money on that! Where is my friggin' BMW at? Yea.. I'm sure you have excellent "fucking people" skills :)

    7. Re:Where are my Millions? by Core71 · · Score: 1

      Very true i work for a couple of guys who in effect run the business as there own. Their personalites are completely different as are there people skills. This in itself isnt bad however their approach to staff and getting the best out of them is hopeless. The article refers to getting the most out of staff but there are some very bright people whos creativity and passion is destroyed by poor management. Their motivation is non-existent. What i find common is how few leaders/managers know how to really ignite passion in people. So you may have a good idea, good people and even be frugal with your capital but if you cant harness energy from people no matter how talented, your business will fail

  11. More? by bengoerz · · Score: 1

    Perhaps within the bounds of the law?

    Perhaps ethically sound?

    And since a startup that succeeds ordinarily makes its founders rich, that implies getting rich is doable too.

    Perhaps at a profit?

    1. Re:More? by AgentPhunk · · Score: 1
      Perhaps within the bounds of the law?

      * Makes lots of money
      * Enjoy what you do
      * Keep it legal

      Pick two.

      -- Ivan Boesky (IIRC)

    2. Re:More? by QMO · · Score: 1

      Why limit yourself?
      Plenty of people do all three.

      --
      Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.
  12. Also requisite... by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Informative

    to start with good people, to make something customers actually want, and to spend as little money as possible.

    "Check with the Patent Office beforehand" should definitely be in there.

    1. Re:Also requisite... by TheGavster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Which brings us to the alternate requirements:

      -A patent
      -A lawyer
      -Xerox paper and envelopes

      --
      "Because Science" is one step from "Because old book". Try "Because of my experiment testing my falsifiable assertion".
    2. Re:Also requisite... by fubar1971 · · Score: 1

      Only if you are inventing a product. If you are providing services, where would a patenet be involved. Not all startups invent things.

    3. Re:Also requisite... by frankvl · · Score: 1

      What is there to check? You will always violate some patents.

    4. Re:Also requisite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Um, no. It's a terribly bad idea to do a patent search to see if your product infringes any patents that already exist. Doing so opens you up to additonal liability that wouldn't exist if you hadn't performed the search.

    5. Re:Also requisite... by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1


      "Check with the Patent Office beforehand" should definitely be in there.


      The problem with that is that if you're inventing something anywhere near the bleeding edge, any patent applications on the process are likely to be filed but not yet granted (since this process takes years) and as such you'll never know they exist until it is too late.

    6. Re:Also requisite... by mc6809e · · Score: 1

      I believe the patent office now allows you to view applications online.

    7. Re:Also requisite... by ajakk · · Score: 1

      Patent applications are published after 18 months, and the patent applicant can opt out of publication if he certifies that he is not going to file an foreign patent applications.

    8. Re:Also requisite... by bharlan · · Score: 1
      Actually, he had a better suggestion: "Before you consummate a startup, ask everyone about their previous IP history."

      The patent office is a moving target. You should at least know who claims to own your partners' brains.

      You read the article, right? :)

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    9. Re:Also requisite... by puppetluva · · Score: 1

      Xerox paper sure didn't help Xerox.

  13. A SLASHDOT READER... by MLopat · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seems this guy has read one too many sarcastic slashdot articles where we all leave out that magical step before we get to PROFIT!!

    Step 1. Read slashdot
    Step 2. Take sarcasm at face value
    Step 3. Give this suggestion to people as to how to make a startup
    Step 4. ??
    Step 5. Profit!!

    Maybe he should include research into market share, how to get capital, how VC funding works, where to get these great people, etc. etc. The most important lesson in business came from Thomas Edison when he said "Get the money first!"

    1. Re:A SLASHDOT READER... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Those posts were sarcastic?!

      /me wonders what he's going to do now with a warehouse in Ukraine full of Natalie Portman-themed instant grits

    2. Re:A SLASHDOT READER... by MLopat · · Score: 1

      I think someone that took one of those ???? plans and tried to turn it into a business modded me down out of spite ;)

  14. Your "???" steps may vary. by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Insightful
    > to start with good people, to make something customers actually want, and to spend as little money as possible.

    I suppose that's one way to fill in the "???" that comes between "Obtain venture capital" and "Profit".

    All that stuff sounds like way more work than making your money the old-fashioned way, namely the Big Three of "ensure continuous availability of blowjobs to investment analysts responsible for pumping of stock after the IPO", "sell everything the day the IPO lockup expires", and "avoid going into debtor's prison for underpayment of AMT".

    I'll never understand this newfangled paradigm-shifting business models, but I'll give the article author this much: his newfangled method may be a lot more work than the traditional dot-com model, but it also sounds like a lot more fun.

    1. Re:Your "???" steps may vary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, step one is not "Obtain ventury capital." It's "Steal underpants."

      Although now that I come to think of it, the process is pretty much the same.

  15. And here's the difficulty: by Christoff+Ka+Sin+Chu · · Score: 0
    http://www.fuckedcompany.com/

    Starting a company isn't always so easy, and following the plan is tough too.

    CC

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  16. 1 key... by Reignking · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How about a competitive advantage? You know, people choosing your product or service because you do something better or cheaper or quicker or sleeker...

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  17. Man last time I read something this positive by Fox_1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    was back during the bubble, I worked for a start-up. Note the past tense.

    and on the subject of NOTEs take a look at number 2 from his list of notes at the bottom of the article (I included only the first 2)

    Notes

    [1] Google's revenues are about two billion a year, but half comes from ads on other sites.

    [2] One advantage startups have over established companies is that there are no discrimination laws about starting businesses. For example, I would be reluctant to start a startup with a woman who had small children, or was likely to have them soon. But you're not allowed to ask prospective employees if they plan to have kids soon. Believe it or not, under current US law, you're not even allowed to discriminate on the basis of intelligence. Whereas when you're starting a company, you can discriminate on any basis you want about who you start it with.


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    1. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by Gannoc · · Score: 4, Funny

      For example, I would be reluctant to start a startup with a woman who had small children, or was likely to have them soon. when you're starting a company, you can discriminate on any basis you want about who you start it with.

      "Hello, i'm Susan Johnson."
      "I'm going to call you Suzy."
      "Ummm, OK."
      "Actually, lets call you Suzy McTitsfull."
      "What??"
      "Are you a breeder McTitsfull? Because we're trying to start a business and we can't have your water breaking all over our nice Aerons."
      "That is none of your goddamn business."
      "Well, then we have something in common, because THIS isn't YOUR business, McTitsfull. I knew I shouldn't have interviewed some random gash. GOOD-BYE."

    2. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1
      But you're not allowed to ask prospective employees if they plan to have kids soon. Believe it or not, under current US law, you're not even allowed to discriminate on the basis of intelligence

      Maybe you cannot ask about prospective children, but I can hardly imagine you can't discriminate on the basis of intelligence. When a moron applies for a job, you don't have to hire him, do you? Tell me I got this wrong...

    3. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, yes, you have to hire the qualified.
      Generally, morons aren't smart enough to figure out that the only reason you won't hire them is because they are stupid.

    4. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by bugbear · · Score: 4, Informative

      A US Supreme Court decision in 1972 (I believe) said that you couldn't make hiring decisions based on general intelligence, but only on the specific skills needed for the job. So Google can give applicants programming tests, but not IQ tests.

    5. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 2

      For example, I would be reluctant to start a startup with a woman who had small children, or was likely to have them soon.

      The only problem here is that it's not really gender-specific, but just that men seem to be more often willing to be bad parents and live at the office. Other than that, he has a point. I would've loved to have been involved in a small startup environment like he described, but I was engaged at 19 and had a son at 21; there's no way I could put in that sort of hours and live with myself.

      Also, he's talking about fellow founders much more than employees. You still wouldn't ask about kids in a job interview.

    6. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Naturally, given two people of reasonably similar skillsets you'd want the more intelligent one as that person would be able to pick up any missing skills much quicker. While you may not be able to *legally* have the person do an IQ test (and those aren't really all that meaningful) it does make sense to pick up on how quickly the person grasps new concepts and is able to apply them. Perhaps that can be disguised as a programming test -- create a new programming language with a bizarre instruction set and strange control flow and see how easily the person can work with it.

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    7. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Engaged at 19 and your first kid at 21? Why are you throwing your life away so early? Live a little man, sheesh. You know all those fun things people do in their early 20s? Road trips with their buds, mountain climbing, sky diving, any extreme sport, weekend trips, risky stuff, weird stuff, etc. Starting a startup, doing a fast climb up the corporate ladder, whatever. If you find the right girl, sure stick with her. But delay the marriage and the little poop-machines until your late 20s or something. Enjoy life without having to worry about who is gonna take care of the kid. I know a couple people that got married right around 20 years old, it's insane - their life is practically over now. Their wives have them under lock and key, they can hardly ever do anything fun, and when they can then they're always asking for permission. It's pitiful.

    8. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by duggy_92127 · · Score: 1
      Believe it or not, under current US law, you're not even allowed to discriminate on the basis of intelligence.

      I'm going with 'not', but does anybody know of any US laws that pertain to this? The list of "illegal to discriminate against" in the US is limited to: race, religion, national origin, color, sex, age, disability, veteran status, familial status. At least, that's what I thought. I'd be interested to know more, if anybody happens to know off-hand.

      Doug

    9. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      The kid wasn't exactly intentional. Still, I'm pretty happy with how things have turned out, despite the downsides.

      And only kid at 21, not first. I'll only be a little over 30 when he no longer needs a babysitter, so there's still a little room for fun.

    10. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Perhaps you are refering to the 1971 case "GRIGGS v. DUKE POWER CO."

      That case does not forbid discrimination on basis of intelligence. It forbids discrimination on basis of a generalized intelligence TEST , which is a very different thing. Many huge employers, such as the military and General Motors, have collected such test data on large numbers of people and tracked the subsequent careers, and I would be very interested in any data showing any correlations at all. (As far as I know, there are some weak correlations with High School GPA and with SAT scores. There are none for any large sample size that correlate general career success with much else; in particular, finishing college or college GPA.)

      Even the military's vocational aptitude test are pretty much correlated with basic job performance only, and not promotion, re-upping, and a unit composed of higher scorers is not very much more likely to achieve overall goals.

      These are all things that we all know anyway. Mensa style tests measure the ability to do mensa style tests. There are plenty of homeless mensa members.

      Organizations staffed by career managers have a tendency to gravitate to arbitrary measures of individuals. Take the ancient Chinese empires which promoted clerks based on memorization of large amounts of poetry; the British class system with it's meaninglessly precise formulas of parentage, economic status, military rank, age, etc; and modern "professionally managed" corporations with their intelligence tests and Briggs-Meyers nonsense. Perhaps any arbitrary number that can be ascribed to a person insulates promoters from the consequences of mistakes in promotion ?

      If your future is in any way intangled with a larger organization of people, such as a medium sized company or academic institute, I urge you to read The Organization Man by William Whyte. (Chapter 16, "The Fight Against Genius", will be especially interesting to hackers.) Whyte talks about the Meyer-Briggs test and intelligence tests, and how they are abused, and the book includes an appendix which is a tutorial on how to cheat on a personality test to make yourself look more attractive to a large organization.

      But back to discriminating based on general intelligence. Nothing in that decision prohibits you from discriminating on the basis of tests that you can show have a correlation to success, or even on your own perception of general intelligence, with the exception that if your general perception of intelligence shows a high degree of correlation with race, sex, or religion, you may be in trouble.

      As a postscript, there's a general rule of thumb here, which the legal profession in it's characterist obligueness won't directly articulate. As long as you are still running off of your own money, and unincorporated, you are fairly insulated from these issues, as long as you don't behave outrageously. As soon as you take that priviledge of the protections of incorporation, you can expect to pay for that priviledge by living up to certain community standards. It is that acceptance of the corporate priviledge that makes these regulations seem acceptable to even a radical Individualist like myself.

    11. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by Mirk · · Score: 1
      Engaged at 19 and your first kid at 21? Why are you throwing your life away so early? Live a little man, sheesh.

      The answer to your question is here: http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=401

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    12. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      You missed the point. You can stick with the girl, just leave the kids till later. After all, you can always have kids (through your 20s and 30s) but you can really only have a fun, fast-paced life in your 20s, maybe your 30s if you keep going strong.

    13. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by Mirk · · Score: 1
      You missed the point.

      (This should be the official Slashdot motto :-)

      I don't think so; at least, I think that's only true if you take an overly literal reading of the cartoon. The point it's making is that you always make a trade-off between the freedom to do Cool Stuff and the intimacy of developed and dependent relationships -- with kids as well as spouses. For a lot of people (me included) it's a trade worth making. I hate it that I can't really go skiing any more, but the rewards of being thoroughly married with three children so totally make up for it that, really, that hardship is lost in the noise. YMMV.

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    14. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      Their wives have them under lock and key, they can hardly ever do anything fun, and when they can then they're always asking for permission. It's pitiful.

      I agree, but only with this.

      I married and had a kid both at 19. On purpose. Why, I wanted a family and I found the right girl. We're still married a decade later (and have two kids now).

      But I don't live under lock and key. I don't ask permission. Why, because that's a bunch of fucking bullshit. Marriage isn't supposed to be the end of your life, unfortunately most women seem to think it's their job to make their man miserable. I see the same thing in my married friends, they're always asking permission to do anything. I just tell my wife, "Hey, I'm going to do x." Sometimes she will come with me and we'll bring the kids. Sometimes we'll both go and leave them with family. Sometimes she will stay home. Sometimes she will say, "Oh, we have plans with x that day, did you forget?" and I'll reschedule.

      But she NEVER says, "No." Why, because like I said, I married the right girl.

      Men need to stop taking shit from their wives. Tell her what you're going to do and then do it. Problem is most men are wussies and never got over the emotional scarring from moving away from mommy. So they marry a mommy type who will take care of them and tell them what to do and they bitch about it, but the truth is they're comfortable there.

      It's fucking pathetic, and it's not a healthy marriage.

    15. Re:Man last time I read something this positive by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      The point it's making is that you always make a trade-off between the freedom to do Cool Stuff and the intimacy of developed and dependent relationships

      No, that's not true. It only works that way when you make it so. You CAN have your cake and eat it, too.

      I hate it that I can't really go skiing any more

      Why can't you go skiing any more? You can't leave the kids with friends or family and take your wife skiing? If she doesn't ski, you can't leave her with the kids for a weekend and go up with friends? Why not?

      I'm married. I ski. My wife doesn't. BFD. Do I ski every weekend? No, because I want to spend time with my family. Doesn't mean I can't ski anymore. I went skiing a few times a year when I was single and that hasn't changed since I got married. I plan the trip out with friends and go.

      Being married doesn't mean you have to spend every waking moment together, or that you have to abandon your hobbies.

  18. Forgot number four, very important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Make sure a big customer doesn't FUCK YOU.

    File UCC papers on any order that you can't afford to lose over the civil matter of customer refusing to pay you. It only costs a few bucks and changes the rules so that you are still the owner of unpaid goods as opposed to the much less secure position of 'creditor'.

    BTBF (been there been fucked)

    1. Re:Forgot number four, very important... by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

      What are UCC papers, and can I get those in Canada?

  19. Can you guess who? by markmcb · · Score: 1

    I started a site http://www.omninerd.com/... can you guess this startup's inspiration? I guess the big question is, what if your inspiration doesn't "suck?" Is there hope for lil' ol' me?

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  20. yes, MONEY, and don't be shy by r00t · · Score: 1

    If you ask for just a few million, forget it.
    If you waste time saving small change, forget it.

    The VC will want to know you're paying for the
    best management you can get. The VC will want you
    to demand the money you need to do things right,
    without a chance of running short.

    1. Re:yes, MONEY, and don't be shy by Undertaker43017 · · Score: 1

      "The VC will want to know you're paying for the
      best management you can get"

      Many VC are smarter than that, they know money doesn't buy the BEST management. Look no further than HP, WorldCom, Enron, Qwest, etc for example.

      "If you waste time saving small change, forget it"

      Sure putting road blocks up to all spending will cause problems, but putting butts in $1000 chairs doesn't make sense either.

      "If you ask for just a few million, forget it"

      Funny, the startup I work for asked for $3.5M and had VC jumping all over us. The VC market has changed since the dot bomb days, VC are tired of seeing their money spent on Hummers and pinball machines, they want to see a plan where their money is spent building a solid product and a customer base.

    2. Re:yes, MONEY, and don't be shy by r00t · · Score: 1

      If 3.5 million is enough to be sure you won't run
      short, OK. Generally it is not enough.

      The $1000 chairs were sick. What I meant is: don't
      have your founders buying computer parts on eBay
      when they can just phone Dell to get something fast.

    3. Re:yes, MONEY, and don't be shy by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      you're funny.

      the founders absolutely, positively need to be scrounging for every penny that they possibly can. people should be working of of fold-up desks.

      your "server" should be a high-end PC, as cheap as you can find, without sacrificing an undue amount of time.

      secretaries? what the hell are they? maybe, MAYBE you get one receptionist for the entire office, but not likely.

      no, there are no free lunches.

      you pool money for coffee.

      everything needs to be squeezed as much as possible, and then more.

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    4. Re:yes, MONEY, and don't be shy by Undertaker43017 · · Score: 1

      Unfortuantely Ebay isn't the bargin it used to be, and it was never as good as the usenet auction days.

      You don't have to work too hard to find good deals though. We found high-end (the cherry panel stuff) Herman Miller cubes for 10% of what they originally sold for. Low mileage IIIsi and 4Si printers for $50/each, IMO still the best printers HP ever made.

      What I did was get hooked in with the local "tech refresh" companies. These companies go into larger corps and upgrade all their old equipment, with new, and then sell the old stuff on Ebay. I give them a list of stuff I need, when they get it, they give me a call. This really helps with the big stuff (printers, servers, etc) because that stuff costs as much to ship as you usually pay for it. Often times the deal these companies cut is they get the old stuff for free, for just hauling it away, so they have plenty of room to deal.

  21. Three Steps to internet success by Tablespork · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought it went something like this:

    1. Give something valuable away for free.
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    1. Re:Three Steps to internet success by markmcb · · Score: 1

      Classic... friggin' underpants gnomes.

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    2. Re:Three Steps to internet success by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Your point number one is missing the crucial "on the internet".

      1. Give something valuable away for free on the internet.
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

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    3. Re:Three Steps to internet success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only is this the classic dot-com business plan, it coincidentally matches that for open-source software, too.

    4. Re:Three Steps to internet success by Peteski_BC · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's more like this; 1. Steal underpants from People 2. Amass thousands of them 3. ????? 4. Profit!! The amazing thing about me, is the *quality* of my suggestions . . . And the practicality . .

  22. A good book... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you want to read a good book on starting up a Silicon Valley company, you should read Startup: A Silicon Valley Adventure. Of course, Jerry Kaplan ultimately failed in his startup; but most sucessful business people usually have four or five failures before getting it right.

    1. Re:A good book... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a great book about the story of GO Corporation. Incidentally, Jerry's next venture, Onsale.com also failed (got killed by Ebay), although I think he and some early employees did well in the IPO.

  23. Inspiring Article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am going to resurrect Gopherspace and sell it as the internet 2.

  24. the secret by justforaday · · Score: 2, Funny

    to start with good people, to make something customers actually want, and to spend as little money as possible

    Ahhh, so that was the secret to Microsoft's success...

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    1. Re:the secret by wemmick · · Score: 1

      Well, yes. That's what they did to be successful.

      Good people: Bill Gates was good enough to realize that anybody who would create the OS for the IBM PC would do well.

      Something customers want: Ok, only one customer, but it was IBM.

      Spend little money: They bought somebody else's DOS. I don't know the exact cost, but it was certainly a bargain after getting it put on every IBM PC.

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    2. Re:the secret by netsavior · · Score: 3, Informative

      plus they started out with Bill Gates' daddy's millions. And they didn't just buy DOS and re-sell it, their was a lot of work to be done to that Quick and Dirty OS before they sold it to IBM... I am not saying they didn't steal it, just that they didn't just re-sell it.

    3. Re:the secret by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually they started by stealing time on a Harvard computer, then living in a dump in Albuquerque... BASIC was their first product, and how the company got started.

  25. New Start up by varmittang · · Score: 1

    1) Don't need good people, you need either great marketers or great workers (marketers are better)

    2) Need customers that can't tell the difference between whats good and whats bad.

    3) Sue people so you don't have to make anything, thus saving money

    4)??????

    5) Profit!

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  26. NDA-s and VC firms by jomagam · · Score: 1

    The reason VC-s don't sign NDA-s is not because the ideas are worthless. They probably read business plans of a dozen companies with overlapping ideas and don't want to get burned.

    1. Re:NDA-s and VC firms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason VC-s don't sign NDA-s is not because the ideas are worthless

      You are absolutely correct. A very successful business starter / finisher once told me: Ideas are a buck a piece. It's all about getting products to customers.

  27. I have done it and survived by dalewj · · Score: 5, Informative

    And what it took me was. commitment, good people, never sleeping, and a truck load of beer.

    But really, starting a company is the scarest thing i have ever done, I was lucky, im past the 10 year mark and past the daily effects of cash flow. which brings me to the secret of starting a business....

    CASH FLOW - CASH FLOW - CASH FLOWYou need cash to start, you need to sell the product, you need people to actuall pay you for it so you can build or sell more product, so people will at some point actually pay for it....... and on and on..

    It doesn't matter how good you or your people or your product or whatever. It matters how good you collect the debts owed to you so you can either reinvest it or pay off the bank interest rates.

    CASH FLOW - CASH FLOW - CASH FLOW
    Damn which reminds me, SEND CASH!

    1. Re:I have done it and survived by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your PayPal address?

  28. There is only one thing they need... by gosand · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is one and only one thing that a startup needs. And that is the infamous: "???"

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    1. Re:There is only one thing they need... by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      THe ??? is taking the idea and turning it into the real working product that does something useful people will pay you for ;-)

      Jeremy

    2. Re:There is only one thing they need... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      I think the "???" is implied by the three question:
      Where do I find "good people"?
      What product are people going to "actually want"?
      How do I "spend as little money as possbile"?

      With as mysterious as those tasks are, he may as well have just two pieces of advice-- If you want to be successful:

      1. don't screw up, and
      2. succeed.
    3. Re:There is only one thing they need... by onion2k · · Score: 1

      If you want to be successful:

      1. don't screw up, and
      2. succeed.


      Actually most successful people fail quite a lot. The point is that they succeed one or more times. Those who fail are the ones who give up.

  29. further reading by pHatidic · · Score: 4, Informative
    I highly recommend the book The Art of the Start by Guy Kawasaki, the guy who was responsible for the branding of Apple and making it into a cult company.

    From Guy's website:

    The Art of the StartWhen you get pregnant, you read What to Expect When You're Expecting. When you get laid off, you read What Color is Your Parachute?. When you get entrepreneurial, you read The Art of the Start.

    This book is a weapon of mass construction. My goal was to provide the definitive guide for anyone starting anything. It builds upon my experience as an evangelist, entrepreneur, and most recently, as a venture capitalist who found, fixed, and funded startups.

    The book is as relevant for two guys in a garage starting the next Google as social activists trying to save the world. GIST: cuts through the theoretical crap, theories and gets down to the real-world tactics of pitching, positioning, branding, recruiting, bootstrapping, and rainmaking.

    1. Re:further reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I highly recommend the book The Art of the Start by Guy Kawasaki

      That's an awesome name. It's up there with Wolf Blitzer. I wish I had a name like that.

    2. Re:further reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's an awesome name. It's up there with Wolf Blitzer. I wish I had a name like that.

      Yeah, Anonymous Coward looks stupid on a birth certificate.

    3. Re:further reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Guy-Sensei!!!!

    4. Re:further reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget to wear Alex Chiu's magnetic rings for long life and success in business.
      At least Chiu is a paragon of modesty compared to Dude Toyota.

    5. Re:further reading by teneighty · · Score: 1

      I read "Art of the Start" and I came away really underwhelmed by this book. Yes, there's a couple of good tips in there, but overall it was very VC-focussed (no surprise, he's a VC himself). There's much better books out there.

      Besides, I'm not convinced of Guy Kawasaki's credentials - after all, he funded Gator (oh, sorry "Claria").

    6. Re:further reading by idlemachine · · Score: 1
      When you get entrepreneurial, you read The Art of the Start.

      And when you want informative, you get "This book is a weapon of mass construction."

      Mmmm, style over substance...

  30. It's even easier than that by Minwee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All a startup company needs to do is remember one thing: Make lots more money than you spend.

    A startup that always does that will probably succeed. How difficult can that be?

  31. Smart people ... by richg74 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article:

    When nerds are unbearable it's usually because they're trying too hard to seem smart. But the smarter they are, the less pressure they feel to act smart. So as a rule you can recognize genuinely smart people by their ability to say things like "I don't know," "Maybe you're right," and "I don't understand x well enough."

    This paragraph is one that some PHBs could study to their benefit. I once was associated (fortunately only in a consulting capacity) with a start-up boss who hired, as his marketing person, one of the most obnoxious people I have ever met. He (marketing guy) was constantly mentioning that he was a member of Mensa. For some odd reason, this did not go over too well with potential customers.

    When someone makes a point of telling me how honest he is, I make sure to count my fingers after we shake hands. My reaction to people who tell me how smart they are is similar.

    1. Re:Smart people ... by taustin · · Score: 2, Funny

      When someone makes a point of telling me how honest he is, I make sure to count my fingers after we shake hands. My reaction to people who tell me how smart they are is similar.



      Yeah, when someone tells me how smart they are, I count my fingers afterwords, too, out of fear their stupidity might be contageous.

    2. Re:Smart people ... by Ryeng · · Score: 1

      "When someone makes a point of telling me how honest he is, I make sure to count my fingers after we shake hands. My reaction to people who tell me how smart they are is similar."

      So when someone tells you how smart he/she is you check your brain for fractures?


      Personally I have a problem with people telling me "the Facts", especially regarding political or economical issues, I tend to get a bit paranoid.

    3. Re:Smart people ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why you should always be careful of people who immediatly identify themselves as "Christians", or even worse "Fundimenalist Christians". They will always claim the moral high ground while they lie, cheat and steal. When I run into these people besides counting my fingers I put my hand on my wallet and I never let them get between me and the nearist exit. (Note: it is possible to be honest and be a Christian, fundimental or not. The ones to watch out for are the ones who tell you long and loud what they are. I still have emotional scars from one of these types.)

    4. Re:Smart people ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Real Christians don't need to tell you they are Christian. Their actions speak for themselves.

    5. Re:Smart people ... by sribe · · Score: 1

      When someone makes a point of telling me how honest he is, I make sure to count my fingers after we shake hands. My reaction to people who tell me how smart they are is similar.

      Oh yeah! In 15 years of consulting I've only once had someone reassure me how honest they were. Just a couple of days before blaming for a failure in which I had no part at all, I think in order to preserve his own job. Of course that business was gone within a few months, and I'm still here. Sometimes, survival is the best revenge!

  32. Wildly understates the importance of luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is what happens when the engineers fallacy [I can use logic, therefore I can understand any other subject by just applying logic] meets up with survivorship bias. A wiser geek than me expressed it as follows:

    People whose sense of self-worth has gone nonlinear, because when they look at their brokerage statement, they forget that, while skill was certainly a component of why they got to where they did, luck was also a huge component. Most of these people have never worked for a company that built a good product and failed anyway. They don't have any understanding of the fact that skill is often necessary, but always insufficient. They believe their hype.

    -- ac

  33. no, not really. by smitty45 · · Score: 1

    if you've been around silicon valley, money is not all that hard to get, compared to getting/developing a product that actually *deserves* to be funded.

  34. Hmm... by Misch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Except thanks to the new bankruptcy reform bill passed yesterday, it's raising the opportunity costs on small business owners.

    Often, even with a decent business plan, banks will require people to take out personal loans to get a small business started. With yesterdays new bill that benefits banks and credit card companies, people will have fewer opportunities to get out from the debt they created while trying to get a business off the ground.

    With less of an incentive to create new opportunities, I feel that this will hurt the ability of America to be a leader in "innovation".

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    1. Re:Hmm... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Huh? You mean the banks want their money back if you fail miserably? That's just ridculous!

      Maybe this will make America a leader in personal responsibility. All we need is to revamp the rest of the code.

      (FWIW, I have a business loan I personally signed for in order to upfit my first office. You'd better believe I'm working my ass off to make sure I can pay for it)

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    2. Re:Hmm... by Matt+Perry · · Score: 3, Insightful
      people will have fewer opportunities to get out from the debt they created while trying to get a business off the ground.
      I'm not trolling but I don't understand this comment. Why is this a bad thing? If someone has taken out a loan then wouldn't the honourable and correct thing be to repay that loan rather than get out of it? Allowing them to get out of it sends the message that they aren't resonsible for the actions they take.
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    3. Re:Hmm... by Misch · · Score: 1

      Businesses fail. Business plans fail. According to the Standish Group, 80% of software projects fail. Granting credit isn't about "getting all the money back." It's an investment by the banks. It's risk management. Using your logic, I should be able to sue a company in which I own stock if its value drops.

      have a business loan I personally signed for in order to upfit my first office. You'd better believe I'm working my ass off to make sure I can pay for it

      Good! I'm happy for you! I'm just hoping that nothing goes wrong for you (like getting sick, or injured or something). Slightly more than 50% of the bankruptcies are caused by medical bills. (Closer to 46% when you cut out the addiction related problems).

      What they should have really "reformed" were the homestead acts in states like Texas and Florida that let millionaires keep their mansions in bankruptcy. This bill also does nothing to punish business that abuse bankruptcy that destroy workers jobs, pensions, and health benefits.

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    4. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A company selling stock is different than a person borrowing money.
      You buying stock is a sign of willingness to share the risks of the company.

      You borrowing money is GIVING YOUR WORD that you will pay it back, plus interest. It doesn't matter if the bank knows that a percentage of people will default. Whether you should keep your word has nothing to do whether other customers keep theirs.

      If you borrow money (whether from a bank, friend, or parent) then even bankruptcy shouldn't keep you from paying back all the money and interest that you promised to pay. If you don't pay what you promised to pay then you are a liar, no matter how legally protected you are.

      I understand that life is not predictable. I understand that curcumstances beyond my control may force me into bankruptcy. If that happens than I am a liar until I find a way to keep my end of the agreement. I may have to live on ramen and rats while I pay back what I promised, but my primise matters to me.

    5. Re:Hmm... by QMO · · Score: 1

      I know of a bank who's official policy was to issue home equity loans to pay off credit card debt, but not require cancellation of the cards. The specific end goal was not to get the loan paid off by the borrower, but to get the house.

      Of course the ads represented the loans as help, not as a way to slowly take your home.

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    6. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, hell, why don't you just sell you children into slavery to pay the debts? It's the honorable thing to do!

      Sorry, but there are enough punishments for debtors (you know, being broke, having 7 years of bad credit, etc.). Banks don't die when they don't eat. Banks don't get sick.

    7. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I mean, hell, why don't you just sell you children into slavery to pay the debts? It's the honorable thing to do!

      Sorry, but there are enough punishments for debtors (you know, being broke, having 7 years of bad credit, etc.). Banks don't die when they don't eat. Banks don't get sick.

      Just in case parent isn't trolling (Which I really think he is), parent poster should realize two things:

      1. Paying back money that you borrow is distinctly different from selling human beings as slaves. They're not even remotely the same.
      2. that banks are employed by *people*, who do die when they don't eat, and the bank must be profitable in order to employ those people.
    8. Re:Hmm... by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are definitely sharks in those waters. What amazes me is less that people are willing to be unscrupulous bastards, and more that we Americans don't seemto have any tribal knowledg warning us about this. I know of no one in my generation (X) who was warned of these dangers by our parents (boomers). It's nice to see so many young Slashdot readers who are very credit-phobic. Perhaps the lesson is finally being learned by the "Millennials".

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    9. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      True, but...back in the 80s, when everybody thought Japan was going to take over the world economically, I read a book arguing otherwise. It said one of the key advantages America has is an entrepreneurial culture. Author said that in Japan, and in Europe, if you try to start a business and fail, you are branded a failure for life. In America, you declare bankruptcy and start over. You can start ten businesses, fail with the first nine, nobody holds it against you, until finally you've learned your lessons, hit on a good idea, and build a successful business.

      After I read that book, Japan imploded and the U.S. had the 90's. We've spent a couple years reacting against excesses, but if you want more growth spurts in the future, take good care of the people who do startups.

    10. Re:Hmm... by Veccio · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree that it's important that people must be more responsible with their debt and consider their loans and purchases more carefully. The wording of the current bankruptcy reforms seem to indicate encouraging more personal responsibility. However, I believe it's geared toward improving the credit / bank industry profits.

      Consider this article: http://www.ama-assn.org/amednews/2005/02/21/gvsc02 21.htm

      Well over half of the US's bankrupcies in 2001 were a result of medical bills. Most alarming:

      "The study found that while three-fifths of respondents who declared bankruptcy due to illness or injury had private health insurance when they got sick, one-third of them subsequently lost coverage, often because they had to stop working."

      So it can be inferred that not all these people are entering bankruptcy due to gross irresponsibility. Similarly, people running small businesses or self-employed people might be doubly vulnerable in the case of a medical crisis.

    11. Re:Hmm... by LionMage · · Score: 1
      Just in case parent isn't trolling (Which I really think he is), parent poster should realize two things:
      1. Paying back money that you borrow is distinctly different from selling human beings as slaves. They're not even remotely the same.
      2. that banks are employed by *people*, who do die when they don't eat, and the bank must be profitable in order to employ those people.

      Just to be clear, the parent post to which you are referring is actually alluding to a real practice that existed, once upon a time. Specifically, people did at one time sell their children into indentured servitude or slavery (or were themselves placed into indentured servitude) in order to pay off debts. There were also debtor prisons, which you can read about in most history books. Bankruptcy law has done away with most of these archaic and inhumane practices, but making it harder for individuals to declare bankruptcy is going to undo a lot of the progress we've made in the last two centuries.

      Let's address your points, shall we? First, the post to which you're replying most certainly does not attempt to imply that paying back borrowed money is somehow the same as selling human beings into slavery. If you read the portion that you yourself quoted, you'd realize that. The original poster was using sarcasm to drive the point home that these bankruptcy "reforms" are a step backwards. Selling human beings into slavery is, however, a way to generate revenue, and that is revenue that can be used to pay a debt. When someone doesn't have any (or many) resources, slavery or indentured servitude is a desperation move, usually to avoid the aforementioned debtor's prison. In the modern world, people run the very real risk of losing their homes, their jobs, and a variety of other things that are fundamental to living.

      Thankfully, slavery has been abolished in the civilized world.

      To address your second point, banks and other money lending institutions incorporate risk calculations into every aspect of the money lending process. They use these probabilities (the risk that a borrower will default on a loan) to determine whether to extend someone credit, and to determine what interest rate to give someone. They also use these risk calculations to project profits, losses, etc. No modern banking institution or other money lender is going to go out of business because some of its customers default on loans and declare bankruptcy. No modern banking institution or other money lender is going to put its employees out on the street because Joe Schmo declared Chapter 7 after racking up a bunch of credit card bills. Banks, like insurance companies and casinos, play to win, and they make sure the odds are always in their favor.

      For the purpose of full disclosure, I should mention that I myself have declared bankruptcy -- initially under Chapter 13, which the Washington Post article indicates is what many debtors would be forced to declare under the new law; eventually, I converted to Chapter 7 because I simultaneously lost my job and had car repairs in excess of $3000, and thus could no longer meet my Chapter 13 payment plan. Chapter 7 is primarily there to protect people who have incredibly bad luck. Yes, it gets abused -- but not as much as the banks would like you to think. And the new laws don't take into account factors such as medical debt, which according to the Washington Post article cited earlier is responsible for 50% of bankruptcy cases. (Another sobering statistic: Of those who declare bankruptcy due to illness or medical bills, 75% have medical insurance -- meaning that medical insurance may not be enough to prevent financial ruin.)
    12. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, bringing back debtors prison would encourage people to their debts and bills. Or at least clear the riff-raff from the street if that fails.

    13. Re:Hmm... by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Huh? You mean the banks want their money back if you fail miserably? That's just ridculous!

      It's one thing for creditors to get paid back by big businesses and another one for the poor to be forced into servitude. If they want the poor to be held accountable big business should be held accountable as well

      Falcon
    14. Re:Hmm... by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      If you don't pay what you promised to pay then you are a liar, no matter how legally protected you are.

      Just because you can't do something you promised doesn't mean you're a liar. Lying means you meaningly told something untrue.

      Falcon
    15. Re:Hmm... by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I know of a bank who's official policy was to issue home equity loans to pay off credit card debt, but not require cancellation of the cards. The specific end goal was not to get the loan paid off by the borrower, but to get the house.

      Of course the ads represented the loans as help, not as a way to slowly take your home.

      Equity loans can help, the key people don't think of is that they have to payoff the debt on the credit cards and not run up debt on them again. Unfortunately all too often that's what they do anyways. As long as a person doesn't carry a balance of their cards an equity loan helps in two ways, the interest is lower and it's also tax deductable.

      Falcon
    16. Re:Hmm... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I suppose that's the risk you take when you go private. If you're short for cash, why would you be paying for private health insurance? The NHS isn't THAT bad.

    17. Re:Hmm... by Eleusian · · Score: 1

      oh man!...... for fuck sake!. The limited liability that was enabled through the formation of the company structure was one of the greatest achievements of yonder years to get western civilisation out of it's self created depravity.... no one... is going to take any significant risk if it's going to come down to real possibility of spending the rest of your life in debt... that was what the whole concept of the pty ltd company was for!!! stop being such bloody pussies to the memes of the modern age!.. ....take more shrooms, and expand your mind beyond the blinkered world of the present meme bombardment..!.. ...well you don't need to do that really, but the world did actually exist before the net..... believe it..... or not..

    18. Re:Hmm... by QMO · · Score: 1

      I was warned by my parents about the dangers of credit.
      More than once. (much more)
      But then, my parents maybe don't count as boomers, since they were born before '40.

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    19. Re:Hmm... by nb+caffeine · · Score: 1

      I wasn't warned of these dangers, per se, but I personally dont like buying anything with money i dont have. I've earned everything i have (though, its not a lot), but it gives me an extra bit of satisfaction over friends of mine who were either given what they have, or paid for it with money they don't. I have a small car, a few older PCs, confortable couch, etc, and its all mine.

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  35. Might I suggest by synx · · Score: 1

    A book called 'The Art of the Start'. Written by Guy Kawasaki, who is (in)famous for being apple's chief platform evangelist back in the 80s.

    The book is much more detailed based on his experiences at Apple and as his job as CEO of Garage.com - a venture type firm which helps inventors do start ups.

    The book is much more detailed than the 'basics' that Paul outlines. It is essentially the old stock market "wisdom" - "buy low sell high". But this is not an operating plan, or a philosophy of starting a business, etc.

    Of course I haven't read the essay yet, but if I read the essay I wouldn't be able to post early enough so my comment would be read by a reasonable number of users. Ah, the slashdot paradox.

    1. Re:Might I suggest by synx · · Score: 1

      And now I have read some of the essay. Having read the above mentioned book it was too boring to continue on Paul's essay. I'm not sure what Paul knows about starting companies, but I do know that Guy knows a few things.

      At one point of the book, Guy points out, with a supporting reference (I don't have the book in front of me now, I lent it to someone doing a new business) that most startups fail not because they don't spend money frugally, but because they fail to execute. He said that if all it took to be successful is to not spend money, then everyone would be working on doors and sawhorse desks.

      I completely believe that. To that end, Paul's advice would in fact be wrong. Not spending money (especially where it counts) is not a way to success. Building a product customers want is obviously important, but consider a product like the iPod or original Mac, there was no existing customer base, and customers literally did not know what they wanted. I think Paul's advice while it seems good, is oversimplified to the point that it is essentially useless as a general start-up guide.

    2. Re:Might I suggest by bugbear · · Score: 1

      Hmm, that's interesting. Is this widely known as the "slashdot paradox" or did you just coin this term?

      I've certainly been wondering about this. When something I've written gets slashdotted, a lot of the comments make me say, did this person even read the essay?

      I think what happens on slashdot is that people respond to what they think an essay is about, rather than the essay itself. This is particularly bad for me, because I often deliberately pick topics that people usually write nonsense about (like taste, or advice to high school students), to see if it's possible to say something useful.

      In this case, we can identify the people we know didn't read it, because I know the thing is so long that it takes an hour to read. It was slashdotted at 2:19, so any comment posted before 3:19 must be proportionately bogus.

    3. Re:Might I suggest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here at slashdot people take great pride in not RTFA, so your experience is typical,sorry.

      (I have read it, and found it an interesting read.)

    4. Re:Might I suggest by synx · · Score: 1

      If your comment is in the first 10-20 top level 2 or rated higher comments, you stand a MUCH better chance of getting mod attention and getting modded up. Thus if you spend time and read a large essay such as this one, you won't be one of those people and thus you wont be a +5 mod comment that thousands of people read. The other way to go is to write something that is controversial to slashdot (eg: see my posting to the recent perl thread), so it gets modded down. Then you get tons of meta-discussion on your top level comment about this and that. Like I said, yesterday's story about Perl gems/wisdom I put something in which got modded from 2 (neutral) -> 0 (offtopic) -> 1 with lots of discussion children.

      It's all about causing discussion and arguments.

    5. Re:Might I suggest by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      It's all about causing discussion and arguments.

      So you're one of those pure play motherfuckers?

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    6. Re:Might I suggest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case, we can identify the people we know didn't read it, because I know the thing is so long that it takes an hour to read. It was slashdotted at 2:19, so any comment posted before 3:19 must be proportionately bogus.

      Well, that's not fair. I, for one, am such a great fan of your writing that I check your website at least once per day (I suspect I could use this new thing called RSS, if I knew how), and judging from the fact that the book ('Hackers and Painters') sells and is translated to many languages I might not be the only one.

      BTW, I'm now learning Common Lisp in order to use it for the program that I'm going to write as a part of my M.Sc. dissertation. I used to think about OCaml, but your essays made me change my mind.

  36. Competence vs. Brilliance by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In particular, you don't need a brilliant idea to start a startup around.

    I'd like to second this idea and expand on it. Customers, especially business customers, prize consistent performance above uber-brilliance and cutting-edge innovation. They (and I) would rather buy a reliable product/service and give up on a few cutting-edge features (compare Google's plain text to Yahoo's overloaded graphics).

    Our company does well because we always deliver what we promise and try to under-promise/over-deliver if possible. The result is that we don't have to spend any money on marketing because referrals and word-of-mouth do the trick. The money not spent on marketing goes into doing a better job for our clients and so the cycle continues.

    Competence beats brilliance when the product or service is too important to risk on the unknown. I'm not recommending mediocrity, only suggesting the quality of execution is more important than brilliance of ideas. Of course, if you have both a brilliant idea that is useful and that is flawlessly executed, then you can't help but win.

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    1. Re:Competence vs. Brilliance by drix · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, but... I nearly all cases, the thing separating a brilliant idea from an everyday one is that somebody is already competently implementing the everyday one :) Personally, I look at Google's faith in being able to sell advertising with a clean, fast, no-frills interface as a stroke of brilliance, not mere competence. This was a decision made circa 1998, mind you, back when Organic and Razorfish reigned supreme and everybody was looking for ways to make the web look like a glorified TV set.

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    2. Re:Competence vs. Brilliance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This goes back to the article yesterday on Microsoft. They may not be the best but they're surely consistent, and customers demand consistency.

  37. I can't fail now by Haxx · · Score: 1

    to start with good people, to make something customers actually want, and to spend as little money as possible

    Now I know what my problem was! Stupid me! I spent as much money as possible!

    Next time, i'll skip advertising and promoting and I will not pay any overhead bills at all.

    My cousin had a failing business for 10 years. His wife is a lawyer and paid the bills and covered his losses the whole time. Now in year 11 he has enough customers to scrape up a living. You have to hear this guy give other self-employed people advice. Sounds just like this fool.

    1. Re:I can't fail now by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "as possible" is the key phrase. Pay your bills, don't live like you've made a million before you cash your first check.

      Suggestions:
      DO: by furniture at auction, pick up technology on sale, put down $.49/sf carpet, do you own work rather than hiring consultants, market by word of mouth or through your first clients.
      DON'T: Buy solid mahogany desks, aeron chairs, and 30" HD montors, take out full page ads, or lease prime downtown office space in your first year.

      Yes, I have a startup (of sorts). Yes, I made money in my second year. No, it wasn't a lot. Yes, I stared out with less than $10k in capital. No, I don't advertise (unless you count the yellow pages, where I buy an extra line with my web page address). Yes, I rent cheap, not-too-beautiful space four blocks from the "high rent" district - I pay 1/3 the SF rate.

      I may not "live and breathe" my work - I have a family who gets as much of me as I can give - but I'm pretty good at what I do, I keep my customers happy, and I love what I do.

      Oh, and I write off half my conputer toys as business expenses :-)

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    2. Re:I can't fail now by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      Now I know what my problem was! Stupid me! I spent as much money as possible!

      As obvious as that sounds, you'd be amazed at how many companies did exactly that. As an example, the chief competitor of the company I work for spent over three million dollars on high-end Sun infrastructure, and did all of their coding in Java. We spent $25,000 on white boxes running Linux, and coded in Perl. Their site was continually bogged down and slow, our site could handle MUCH more traffic very speedily.

      When we were entertaining potential investors, every one of them would come in, and immediately say that we had to switch everything to Oracle on Sun or IBM hardware - usually getting into the millions of dollars in costs. Here's the kicker: The reason was not because of any actual advantage, but just because investment banks like to see those big names.

      steve

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    3. Re:I can't fail now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spending as little money as possible includes paying bills and buying ads but it does not include getting a cool leather buiness chair when a less expensive chair is available or renting the sports coupe when a 4 door sedan is available.

    4. Re:I can't fail now by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      I hope you told those "potential investors" to take a hike. People who are real investors don't make such summary judgments that run into the millions. However, bubble investors like VCs do, and bubble investors will try to make your business into a bubble investment ... which is to say, they'll try to destroy it ASAP while planning a cash-out plan for themselves.

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  38. Summary of Article by kihjin · · Score: 1

    1. Start a startup 2. ???? 3. PROFIT!!!!!!

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  39. Luck: The most important element by imaginaryelf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You need luck.

    Being at the right place at the right time to have the right things happen.

    Why is it that people attribte their successes to skill but their failures to bad luck?

    1. Re:Luck: The most important element by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. Optimus Prime put it best: All we need now is a little energon [here=money], and a LOT of luck.

    2. Re:Luck: The most important element by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Well, there is skill involved in being able to see the opportunity that luck provides and taking advantage of it.

      Unless you mean the "luck" of being born an heir to a major fortune and well connected. Hell, if you're born with money and influence, you might even grow up to be President one day.

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    3. Re:Luck: The most important element by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, even if you're born with money and influence, and marry even more, you might not become president.

    4. Re:Luck: The most important element by Didjeridoo · · Score: 1

      As it's been said in the past, I find that the harder I work, the luckier I get...

  40. Sounds like stock advice... by Macrobat · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the old, iron-clad "buy low, sell high" stock advice to me. While incontrovertably true, it still doesn't tell you how you're supposed to to that.

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  41. This is a load of crap. by radiumhahn · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I have made a successful start up and let me tell you this article is one scenerio out of a possible million.

    1. Work with honest people. Honest people won't be lazy slackers.

    2. Single founder is great if you can do it. If you are going to have multiple founders or board members the rule is "odd numbers" no tie votes. But honestly...if you can do it yourself you will be better off.

    3. Investors are a bad idea. They will be in your business in a bad way. If things don't work out and 9 out of 10 start ups fail ... the guilt will eat you alive especially if you go the friends and families route that VC push hard on beginners.

    4. VCs are morons. Look at their portfolios and they will expect to tell you how to run your business. They will have lots of highly educated people who have never built a successful business. VC dollars are the most expensive dollars you will ever find. You are better off not taking them... VCs set the objectives so high you'll pass up good ideas and plans for bad ones of bigger scope. VCs need to pay for their portfolios... honestly...look at those portfolios closely.

    5. 9 out of 10 Start ups fail... that means you are certain to have 9 times where you probably should close your doors... If you manage to stay open through them your business will likely have adapted to the market and demand and will be the one in 10 that lives...

    6. There are no rules...Its fear and greed and desire and comfort and popularity.... these are social forces no one can control or predict. Be diligent on open to adaptation. Thats the best you can do.

    1. Re:This is a load of crap. by Brian+Brian · · Score: 1

      Ah the hypocrisy. It is wonderful. Do people know when they are doing it? You say the authors article is one of a possible million and then you turn around and spout your experience as if it is god. Anyway, don't really mean to be mean. Both of you have good advice.

    2. Re:This is a load of crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must object. I am completely honest but also a lazy slacker.

    3. Re:This is a load of crap. by radiumhahn · · Score: 1

      Look at # 6.... there are no rules... I didn't hype it up into something it isnt. Thats how my post is different.

    4. Re:This is a load of crap. by lux55 · · Score: 1

      Programmers are infamous for their internal contradiction of attempting to be both eternally honest and eternally lazy. The "honesty" comes from their idealism. However, their laziness is downright infuriating as a manager.

    5. Re:This is a load of crap. by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      4. VCs are morons. Look at their portfolios and they will expect to tell you how to run your business. They will have lots of highly educated people who have never built a successful business. VC dollars are the most expensive dollars you will ever find. You are better off not taking them... VCs set the objectives so high you'll pass up good ideas and plans for bad ones of bigger scope. VCs need to pay for their portfolios... honestly...look at those portfolios closely.

      Competent VC's can be valuable, but not for their money. I've heard of VC's that were brought in because they had valuable business experience that the startup needed. Often these VCs were later bought out when their experience was no longer needed.

    6. Re:This is a load of crap. by Brian+Brian · · Score: 1

      It is the over generalization that hurts you. Look at Rule #4 VC are morons. But let's look at #6 as you say. You say "There are no rules" but then back that up with "Its fear and greed and desire and comfort and popularity" which is my point. You are not hyping and I didn't mean to imply that. It's when people write their experiences as fact instead of opinion, and then someone replies saying that is BS and gives their own opinion as fatct, that then become ridiculous. Of course the is only IMHO :-)

    7. Re:This is a load of crap. by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 1
      "Two...TWO...votes for over-generalization. Hahahahahaha."

        • The Count
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    8. Re:This is a load of crap. by starfishsystems · · Score: 1
      Could you expand on this?

      The reason I ask is that in my professional life I often find myself working with people who generally appear to be talented but are almost invariably uncooperative.

      And this is not about the hard or contentious problems where reasonable people might be expected to differ. It's the simple stuff, sending a requested file, enabling access for a new employee, things that only take a couple of minutes to do, but which stall projects completely when not done.

      Such is not my experience in any other field, technical or otherwise. And the computing culture didn't use to be this way even a decade ago. Something has changed, and I would really like to understand it better.

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    9. Re:This is a load of crap. by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Honest people won't be lazy slackers.

      I think it's more correct to say: "Honest people who are lazy slackers won't mislead you into thinking they are NOT lazy slackers."

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    10. Re:This is a load of crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I'm a lazy slacker but also a very valuable part of my company. And very honest about it.

    11. Re:This is a load of crap. by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 1
      Exactly. I'm a lazy slacker but also a very valuable part of my company. And very honest about it.

      And I always thought you were just a cartoon character, Wally.

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    12. Re:This is a load of crap. by lux55 · · Score: 1
      Something has changed, and I would really like to understand it better.

      So would I, I'm afraid.

      I've experienced exactly the same problem, but I'm not certain what renders people like this inert (or slower than molases) when such simple things are needed. I've had to tell one programmer several times to reply to an email, and then I gave up and simply dictated it to him in order for him to finally do it. Even things like committing project changes to the client-visible area -- and to CVS, for crying out loud -- have been a fight.

      I suspect the main reason in this case was that they simply didn't care at all. They had no drive at all (except of course when the time came to be paid, they're always quite driven then). I'm guessing that the increase in occurrences of this is partly the result of so many people graduating from computer science now that went into it during the bubble thinking they'd make easy cash.

    13. Re:This is a load of crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I partially agree and hasten to add an important caveat regarding VCs. Going into a deal, most startups assume that once the VCs agree to fund, that both of them are automatically on the same side. The startup officers behave as though they are the only fish in the sea as far as the VCs are concerned. Nothing could be further from the truth. To oversimplify, there are ways for VCs to make money both when a company goes kaput and when it succeeds. Ever heard the saying 'If you have a choice you should bet on the sure thing'? I know of a successful company that the VCs sabotaged in order to get a sure profit, occasioned by uncertainty in the market. They are not morons. They are very good at getting what they want. It is true that they have lots of highly educated people who have never built a successful business, because most are secretly in the business of profitting from unsuccessful businesses.

      The term "honest people" doesn't cover what is truely required. The reason employers pay for background checks is because the greatest harm to an employer routinely comes not from mistakes but from social misbehaviour of employees: stealing, harassment, etc. But you cannot keep the "good people" and remain profitable unless you have a relationship with them outside from the dream of success in an industry. Your bright co-worker can take that dream to the highest bidder, but your wife would think twice before doing so.

    14. Re:This is a load of crap. by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      The funny thing about laziness is that it can spark the development of tools to increase productivity of tasks. After all, automating a manual task is the very essence of a lazy desire. The question is, can we get this desire for laziness to motivate us?

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    15. Re:This is a load of crap. by Didjeridoo · · Score: 1

      I suspect the main reason is because people are becoming so overwhelmed by everyday complexity that it's exhausting them to the point that they care very little about the simple things. No one wants to admit it though, not in the midst of a programmer pissing contest culture.

    16. Re:This is a load of crap. by lgw · · Score: 1

      People who drag their heels on the simple stuff should be replaced with people who don't, simple as that. Often I see this problem when someone has two hats, and is emotionally or professionally suited for only one of them. That guy can be of great use to the company, but get him out of the role he doesn't like or want. Almost always this "passive resistance" is someone expressing how much they dislike part of their job, even though they can't come right out and say it. I find this to be commonly the case when someone is asked to be both a programmer and a systems admin (and I don't mean "programmer" here in the sense of automating systems admin - every good admin does that at some level).

      I certainly saw this in the computing culture a decade ago. Don't task someone with admin work unless he's committed to being helpful - otherwise what's the point?

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    17. Re:This is a load of crap. by lux55 · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting possibility.

    18. Re:This is a load of crap. by lux55 · · Score: 1

      Very good points.

      Unfortunately in my case, the guy only had one hat on...

    19. Re:This is a load of crap. by MSBob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bullcrap. The Nine out of Ten Startups Fail is actually an ubran legend. This statistic excluded all companies that got acquired by somebody bigger or merged with a competitor or split into unrelated branches. In reality around 50% of companies that got launched survive long term in some form of fashion. Only 10% of startups bring founders untold millions but in practice only about 50% are definitive failures.

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    20. Re:This is a load of crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. WE ARE LEGION.

  42. Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Program everything in LISP!?!?!?

  43. Easy - start up an adult site and post a link here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://martinigirls.comPeople always love pictures of beautiful nude women. Can't go wrong there.

  44. missing step by digitalride · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I started a startup about a year ago, and I have as TF Article says:
    1. started with good people
    2. made something customers actually want
    3. spent as little money as possible

    But the missing step before profit is marketing and sales, which is not easy for engineers. I'd like to see a good guide on marketing and sales for a startup since we can't afford to spend a fortune on advertising.

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    1. Re:missing step by radiumhahn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Strangely... I feel there are tons of great easy affordable sales and maketing paths and not enough compelling products and services. (I'm also an engineer by trade)... There are so many software packages out there that I couldn't even imagine a person that would fork over money for them. I think its really hard to come up with a compelling product and to construct it well. Most "get rich" schemes exploit this. They give marketing and sales advice, but they leave the product up to you.

    2. Re:missing step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really depends on the product/service you are selling. While I definitely agree with the "word of mouth" point-of-view, you need to somehow get people talking about your product/service before they can tell their friends.

      My suggestion: use a mix of advertising (online or tradation) and post meaningful (not spam) messages within message-boards and newsgroups. And respond (always positively) to any responses that you may receive from a message-board or newsgroup.

      There's no right-or-wrong way of advertising, but you have to actively try different things and see what works best for you. Don't get stuck in a rut... ...while I'm here, please check out my start-up, http://www.messagingreminder.com, which provides a simple and very inexpensive service of automatically sending your appointments to your mobile phone.

    3. Re:missing step by Zinch · · Score: 1

      It's good to hear that you've got all three things. I too found the whole concept of marketing to be frustratingly vague: I had a product that people wanted but didn't know how to advertise. The thing is, as I've learnt, there's a big difference between marketing and sales.

      Advertising is not the way to go, not if you have a product that people want. The only way to know if someone truely wants your product is to ask them. It's that simple. Until someone has said that they want your product you never actually know.

      Marketing is all about finding out what the market wants. The nice thing is, once you know who wants your product and what they want it for - you can sell it to them very easily! You know who they are, where they are, where they live and what they do. Just pick up the phone or send them an email. Once you've find a few customers, things like word of mouth become much much more reliable. You can also do a lot with even a small amount of customer data to figure out how to expand your customer base to others with similar needs (this is called segmentation analysis and is not at all hard to do).

      Good luck!

  45. But he doesn't say anything by Phidoux · · Score: 1

    about checking the oil and water.

  46. Another know-it-all blowhard like Philip Greenspun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These guys all have the same attitude:

    "I did 'X'. I was successful. Therefore, in order to be successful you must do 'X'. Be like unto me!"

  47. Don't bother... by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you can pull that one off, you may as well just play the stock market. One rule: buy low, sell high. How can you lose?

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    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  48. To: Spelling-it-at-you: +1, Educational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Spelling-it-at-ya" should read "Spelling-it-to-you".

    Furthermore, "them start-ups" should read "those start-ups".

    Start learning.

    You spell as well as the
    world's most dangerous and inarticulate "leader".

    Regards,
    Kilgore Trout, CEO

  49. Google and Advertising by filmmaker · · Score: 1

    Graham writes that one of Google's three ideas was to provide "clean, simple web pages with unintrusive keyword-based ads."

    I remember in 2001/2002, when Google truly became a household name, there was little in the way of ad programs, and far fewer ads in their pages. And there certainly wasn't any of this going on.

  50. Starting Up by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
    So, in other words, the key to a good startup is to start with good people, start with good ideas, start with a smart starting startup business plan, start but don't start too fast, start but don't start to slow, don't forget that starting a startup is the starting of a new startup life where you can start a startup and start it with starter-like people, possibly starting a jungle gorilla startup camp for major league starting pitchers on startup but turn the key otherwise the car won't startup and then you'll be left without good starting up people who can't startup your Mos Eisley bar and then start banning droids and start a future Jedi on his path to starting the end of that startup company known as the Evil Galactic Empire which has started picking on wookies who start shitty spacecraft with pilots who start by not knowing how to startup the hunk of junk and can't even begin to start comprehending what a parsec is but not to worry, there's a great startup company that's starting a great starter course in astronavigation, but then again then you'll have no startup facility for starting gorillas on their course to start new nation-wide political parties that will start the process of getting starter sapient politicians...

    And that's just for starters!

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    1. Re:Starting Up by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Uh, who wrote your business plan? Obi Wan Zaius? Did you get angel money from George Lucas and Chuck Heston?

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    2. Re:Starting Up by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      Uh, who wrote your business plan? Obi Wan Zaius? Did you get angel money from George Lucas and Chuck Heston?

      Sigh... Don't get me started

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    3. Re:Starting Up by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm psychic, but I knew you were going to say that! =)

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    4. Re:Starting Up by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Now don't you start in.

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  51. nope, you're wrong by Freedom+Bug · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I'm employee #1 in a successful startup. We didn't have money. We did have the last two, but the reason we succeeded was because we also had the three things that Paul talks about.

    But Paul says it much better than I can.

  52. what are his profitable companies? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    It slips my mind.

  53. ...and borrow as little as possible. by mcguyver · · Score: 1

    Having to go to a VC is not always a good thing. Picture getting a home loan only your bank owns a percentage of whatever you make (or lose) and your loan officer sleeps in the bedroom while you sleep on the couch.

  54. Coming soon! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    In future episodes we will teach you how to pick a pickup, fix a fixup, hang a hangup, and screw a screwup.

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  55. age limit of 40??? by Optical+Voodoo+Man · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I thought he made some excellent points. You do need great people working on your team, a product that people want, and to spend as little money as possible. What I had an issue with was his cutoff age of 38.

    Who knows more good people? Someone who has had more time to meet them and see what they're like in the long haul and hard times.

    Who knows what's bad in the market? People who have had to deal with the products and use then. People who have used something for 1 month know how to dumb it down for the new folks, but long term users understand all of the tasks that really need to get done using the product. They also understand the market dynamics and product pricing better.

    Who knows how to handle money? If you had to give your money to someone to hold for you, would you pick the 23 year old or the 40+ year old? Like he said in the article, "If you try something that blows up and leaves you broke at 26, big deal." You know that the 40+ year old is trying harder and has more money management experience.

    1. Re:age limit of 40??? by Trespass · · Score: 1

      The 40 year old chances are has a family and a need for stability. This can be a plus or a minus.

    2. Re:age limit of 40??? by Joss+the+Red · · Score: 2, Insightful
      He did specifically say that the upper age had more play to it than the lower limit.

      Even so somehow I have trouble believing that anyone over 38 who feels they have the stamina, drive, and ability to handle the risk will be put off of doing a start up based on his proposed upper limit.

      I'm only 30, but if I look back 10 years I think the biggest change in my personality between then and now is that I am far more confident in my own abilities and willing to trust my own judgement about myself and my abilities than I was 10 years ago. If that trend continues I fully expect to be able to let such comments slide off me like water off a duck's back by the time I'm 40 and go entirely by my own estimate of my abilities. Maybe I'm unusual in this, but I suspect it's the norm. As we gain more experience we have more data from which to form opinions about what we can and can not accomplish.

      Basically right or wrong I don't think that his presumed upper limit matters.

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  57. You kids are spoiled rotten by SwimsWithTheFishes · · Score: 1

    In my day we didn't have *three* things to make a startup, we only one thing, would do it with just that one thing...in the snow..while walking bare-foot...uphill...both ways. So there you young punks.

    In fact, we didn't call em "start-ups", we called them just "starts".

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  58. Why VCs don't like NDAs by sacrilicious · · Score: 2, Informative
    TFA:
    A lot of would-be startup founders think the key to the whole process is the initial idea, and from that point all you have to do is execute. Venture capitalists know better. If you go to VC firms with a brilliant idea that you'll tell them about if they sign a nondisclosure agreement, most will tell you to get lost. That shows how much a mere idea is worth.
    There is another interpretation of VC firms balking at NDAs: that they want to be able to think about the proposed idea in terms of other projects they're funding or considering funding, and perhaps even to implement the idea without the involvement of the people who came up with it.

    I know the founders of two startups, and some variety of this occurred in both cases. In one case the VC heard the idea and then brought in people from another venture he was funding who had a somewhat similar plan and basically said to my friend "convince me by arguing with these guys that your idea is better and that you can compete with their year-long lead." And then in the case of the second company, the VC ultimately funded my friend after merging them with another group that was seeking funding for a somewhat overlapping idea.

    An NDA wouldn't have prohibited the VCs involved from doing the things they did, it simply would have required the permission of my friends. Which of course they would have granted provided they felt it was in their best interests to do so. But they weren't allowed the freedom to make that kind of decision.

    Paul Graham says the reason VCs dismiss applicants who want NDAs is that it shows that the ideas involved are overvalued. Paul's explanation makes very little sense to me. What does make sense is that the VCs know they have a cartel, and that they can squeeze more money out of situations by forcing people to drop their drawers to even get an audience.

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    1. Re:Why VCs don't like NDAs by irhtfp · · Score: 1
      The reason that VCs will not sign NDAs is much simpler than you make it out to be. While those are all valid reasons, the true reason is simple:

      They are in the position of power and they refuse to sign NDAs simply because they CAN.

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  59. The best thing about starting your own company by TheSync · · Score: 1

    If you fail at your start-up, you will suddenly have a new level of appreciation for a stable, boring job, as well as your upper management's business issues.

  60. Gardensupply.com by hirschma · · Score: 1

    The author misses one crucial factor... investors tend have a bit of a "God Complex". They think that they know at least something about everything, and they almost always generalize from their own specific experience.

    I remember pitching my startup to a group of investors. I can confidently say that my project had better prospects, and was a better business concept, than what they ended up investing in - something called gardensupply.com, or grass-seed.com, or some other silly name.

    Did it make sense to ship really heavy stuff, like dirt, via expensive freight carriers? To them, yes - they all lived in the burbs, they all had huge lawns and gardens, and they all had lots of money. So for them, paying more for shipping than the cost of a product was a no-brainer.

    For the rest of the world, it made no sense whatsoever. The company folded in months.

    But then again, mine folded in just under 2 years, so what the hell do I know :)

    At any rate, the point is that unless you can make potential investors understand your concept within their narrow, distorted worldview, or unless you can find an investor with an understanding of what you're trying to accomplish (rare), you aren't going to get funding.

  61. Speaking of Paul Erdos... by Vexler · · Score: 1

    He was someone who apparently could not grasp the concept of "overstaying one's welcome". He used to show up unannounced at fellow mathematicians' houses, staying for weeks on end with no apparent plans of leaving, and even inviting other mathematicians over so that he could do math with them. He once even asked the wife of a good friend (who also happened to be a mathematician herself) to cut his toenails for him because they were getting too long. She refused.

  62. stupid formatting by sootman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Paul,

    If you don't
    mind, I would
    like to have
    control over
    how wide a
    column of
    text appears
    in my web
    browser
    window.

    Thanks,
    Teh Intarweb

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    1. Re:stupid formatting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vast majority of people have an easier time reading a column of text 10-15 words wide. It's a typographical standard for a reason -- look around, you'll see that most well-laid pages will have 10-15 word columns.

      The only way to give you control would be to make the column width a percentage, or not specify a width at all -- this would make the width horribly horribly variable and annoying to read for more people.

    2. Re:stupid formatting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people are capable of varying the width of their browser window, thereby choosing a preferred column width. Strange, but true.

    3. Re:stupid formatting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some...

      But probably FAR LESS than most. Therefore, who do you format for? The majority? Or the minority?

      The few lose, as it should be. Why don't you add code to firefox to relayout the html to read the way you want to? Isn't that what Open Source is for?

    4. Re:stupid formatting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:stupid formatting by sootman · · Score: 1

      Yet somehow you have managed to read Slashdot, despite it being as wide as possible. Hmm... amazing. What advanced technology did you use to accomplish this feat? Did you, perhaps, RESIZE YOUR BROWSER WINDOW?!?!? UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!!!11

      I don't necessarily need the page spread across my WHOLE screen, but I can certainly go wider than 5 words at a time. Hey Paul, how 'bout letting ME decide how wide a column is? Yes, there is such a thing as "too wide." There's also "annoyingly short." Thanks!

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    6. Re:stupid formatting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems people ask this so much he made it a FAQ.

      I find his essays 10x more readable than just about any other web page. No stupid banner ads or flashy sidebars or huge graphics or any other crap. (Slashdot could learn a thing or two.)

  63. Why "start a startup"? by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's about starting a company or business. A startup is just a young business. You start a business, not a startup. It's like saying "how to write a chapter" when you should say "how to write a book."

    1. Re:Why "start a startup"? by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 1

      Books are made of chapters, and a writing a chapter is the starting point to writing a book. A book isn't written all at once and it has to start somewhere. This is also akin to how we must learn to walk before we can learn to run.

      Startups are the starting points to a company or business so learning where to start is just as important as knowing how to keep it running into a successful business.

    2. Re:Why "start a startup"? by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 1
      No, it's more like saying "How to have a baby" rather than "How to have a person". A startup is just a subcategory of business. Starting a startup may be repetitively redundant, but it's not inaccurate.

      "How to start a development team" would be more analagous to "How to write a chapter".

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    3. Re:Why "start a startup"? by bugbear · · Score: 1

      No, a startup is not merely a young business. It is a very specific type of business: one designed to grow extremely rapidly. Most business are service businesses, like hair salons and gas stations. These are not startups.

      Most small businesses are shrubs. A startup is a redwood seedling.

    4. Re:Why "start a startup"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You start a business, not a startup.

      I disagree. You can't tell me what to call the entity I start. I've started two startups and calling them a "startup" keeps the mindset right so early mistakes are unlikely to be made (eg. avoiding hiring a bunch of people because that's what 'real' businesses do, and not moving into 'real' office space to look like a 'real' business).

      I think Paul Graham is right on the money. I work at a startup. I started it. I've been running it as a startup for a couple of years and it's definitely still in startup mode (for some of the reasons Paul Graham goes into -- spending little money, hiring very few people, keeping the energy just right). Anyways, this startup can and will turn into a "real" business. But that's not what I started. And when it does turn into a real business, I will already have found a replacement for myself so I can sit on the sidelines and watch/coach. I have no interest in working for a business; I want to start startups. The money's good enough, the challenges are insanely great, I'm never bored, and I have no desire to be called a businessman if I can keep doing exactly this!

    5. Re:Why "start a startup"? by adz · · Score: 1

      I think more accurate would be "how to write your first chapter". As with "start a startup", this makes perfect sense.

    6. Re:Why "start a startup"? by Feynman · · Score: 1

      Unlike the other replies, I'll agree that the phrase "start a startup" is awful.

      However, I'd argue that it's not "how to write a chapter" when you should say "how to write a book." It's more like saying "how to write a writing."

      Admittedly, there may be some connotation in the term "startup" that's intended here, but I'm of the opinion that no one should try to start a "startup," he should try to start a business.

    7. Re:Why "start a startup"? by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      You are the only person who responded who makes a valid case which I can entirely agree with. You make a valid point, I take my case base. However, I would still suggest "start a startup" sounds clumsy, but can't think of a valid substitute.

  64. The fourth thing by delmoi · · Score: 2, Informative

    MONEY

    Or people with money you can convice will make more off your idea

    Or a bussness plan that dosn't cost much to start, for example a friend of mine started the site sinfulshirts with just the money for a t-shirt press, and hours and hours of coding.

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  65. revelation by micromuncher · · Score: 1

    Wow.
    1) the right people
    2) a needed product
    3) thrifty spending

    I never would'a thunk it. Many start-ups have excatly that - and fail - because of underfunding when it comes time to market.

    These 3 things don't make critical mass. 2/3 of any budget unfortunately goes into promotions.

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  66. Marketing by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    MONEY, Sales Ability, and competent management.

    I agree, especially with the marketing and management. For a small business to succeed, it's very important to actually be able to sell the product. Realistically it doesn't have to be a product that someone actually wants for them to be convinced that they want to buy it.

    I used to work for a startup company. I was invited to work there by the CEO shortly after I got my comp-sci degree. The CEO was a friend of mine from a previous workplace. We were building an application for a niche market of government accounting employees.

    We had fantastic people and it was a great place to work. Those running and funding the company had all come out of government accounting. They knew exactly what was needed, they were good at communicating it to us as programmers, and we were developing a really good product that would've been very useful, particularly for governments in small countries who didn't have a lot of money to spent on massive infrastructures. To top it off, we definitely weren't spending a lot of money, and I can vouch for that.

    Where it fell over was that although we had a very experienced government accounting consultant flying around the world selling our product, the competition had more successful marketers. (It didn't help that our guy was having health problems.)

    I have to admit that it was very frustrating to see the marketing people from SAP go to these small governments and convince them to spend ten times as much on a dinosaur of a product that they had no need for and for which they'd be required build their own system on top of all over again, anyway. What we had that essentially did exactly what they really needed immediately. SAP's entire marketing strategy was based on Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt, and it worked for them.

    Our company ended up merging into a slightly larger company out of town. I left as part of that agreement, and went back to university to do an MSc, which admittedly I'd also been quite keen to do when I'd finished my earlier degree.

    I hate marketing, personally. I hate selling people things that I think they don't need, and I hate asking more money for something than what I think it's worth to me. This isn't realistic in most of the real world, of course, which is why I'd make a bad marketer, and this experience just reinforced my view of it. Our marketing guy was very good, but SAP's was better, and they also had the benefit of being from a big company and being able to spread FUD.

    I couldn't fully stress the importance of having people in a small business who are really good at marketing, though, if you're not. In today's world, being able to actually sell something is more important than making something useful.

    1. Re:Marketing by Nevyn · · Score: 1
      Realistically it doesn't have to be a product that someone actually wants for them to be convinced that they want to buy it.

      As the article said, you can make a restaurant work with mediocre food ... but it's much easier to have good food. But let's see the reasons for what you are saying...

      We were building an application for a niche market of government accounting employees

      Happily ignoring the "don't sell to govt. from a startup" that the article mentioned (and has been said elsewhere).

      I have to admit that it was very frustrating to see the marketing people from SAP go to these small governments and convince them to spend ten times as much ...

      And happily ignoring the "don't compete directly with much larger businesses" that the aritcle mentioned (and has been said elsewhere).

      In today's world, being able to actually sell something is more important than making something useful

      If you ignore all other advise, sure.

      --
      ustr: Managed string API with ave. 44% overhead over strdup(), for 0-20B
  67. My startup story by haaz · · Score: 1

    I've spent most of my adult life doing startups, most of the smaller sort, but increaingly large over time. Y'all remember LinuxPPC, of course. More recently, I started a newspaper called The Wisconsinite, which I was the sole commander of. I had this cranky editor who had weight of his own, and that played a role in the functioning of my little LLC.

    One lesson for next time around: I'm running it myself, goddammit. Partnerships, be they real or de facto, are very very hard. My editor was a wonderful editor, but he doesn't have my business instincts. I shouldn't have given him so much weight in that department. But it's all good; I know myself better now.

    If nothing else, it served as the most expensive personal ad in the world, and I met a wonderful woman through it. ;-> But I'll be much more prepared to succeed with Wisco 2.0.

    And that's my lesson: When you plan your startup, plan to succeed. That's deeper than you might think. If your business does not make money, it will fail. If you do not have the ability to pay your peeps to do the necessary work, it'll fail.

    That said, I don't consider any of my four startups failures. I'm a much better person as a result of each of them. But the plans at the core of them were not set up to allow for success.

    --
    -- haaz.
  68. Since you showed up on the /. radar, Paul by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Are you going to the LINKS meeting to pitch Arc?
    One wonders, with the hint of a tease, whether you'll get it done before Perl6 or C++0x...

    --
    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    1. Re:Since you showed up on the /. radar, Paul by bugbear · · Score: 1

      We're all heading for the same asymptote. Not C++ perhaps, but Perl and Python and Ruby. So from the programmer's point of view it doesn't matter too much whether I finish a Lisp dialect with decent libraries before the others turn into one.

      On that subject, I got mail recently saying that my prediction about the way Python would evolve in the appendix to "Revenge of the Nerds" had come true. Is that really so?

    2. Re:Since you showed up on the /. radar, Paul by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
      Hmmm...
      (Disclaimer: I really like Python)

      C++ via Boost::Python

      Emacs via PyMacs

      PostgreSQL via Pl/Python

      ...embarrassment of web tools...
      I don't know about list hits on Gmane and usenet, but my SWAG says comp.lang.python is about twice as lively as comp.lang.c++.moderated.
      I think that newsgroup postings, projects on sourceforge, and jobs on monster could probably give a less qualitative response...
      Now, this asymptote you approach: are you by chance (or design) targeting Parrot for the Arc?

      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    3. Re:Since you showed up on the /. radar, Paul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're all heading for the same asymptote. Not C++ perhaps, but Perl and Python and Ruby. So from the programmer's point of view it doesn't matter too much whether I finish a Lisp dialect with decent libraries before the others turn into one.

      Does it mean that you're going to abandon the project? That would be kind of sad.

    4. Re:Since you showed up on the /. radar, Paul by duder · · Score: 1
      As far as I know and can tell,
      def foo(n):
      return lambda i: return n += i
      and
      def foo(n):
      lambda i: n += i
      are still not valid Python code. I am not exactly a Python expert or anything though.

      Interestingly, Guido van Rossum seems to have blog at artima.com and he just posted something about removing lambda, filter, map, and reduce for Python 3000. It looks like he prefers list comprehensions in place of map and filter. The presence of lambda confuses people because they think they can do things with it that they cannot do with named functions. As for reduce, he finds its use rather confusing for everything except the most basic examples, i.e. + and *. You can find the blog entry at http://www.artima.com/weblogs/viewpost.jsp?thread= 98196
  69. You mean... by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 1

    For example, dating sites currently suck far worse than search did before Google.

    And all this time I thought it was because only the sweet-and-sour smelling, star trek fanatisizing slashdotting dweeb crowd used them!

  70. RE persistence by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I absolutely agree, but I'd say besides the dogged persistence, your other basic requirement becomes *quality employees*.

    By this, I mean people who truly share your vision of growing the business.

    I work for a guy who did an on-site PC service/support startup business. In fact, I was really only his 3rd. employee (after a part-time guy he hired for a while, and then let go of). I was very interested in this business, because it was similar to one a friend of mine started almost 10 years ago - but which unfortunately didn't make it. (I think it was an idea before its time back then... Not enough people relied on their home computers and were willing to pay someone to fix one for them on-site.) I always treat my job like I'm the business owner, and it apparently shows. (People call in all the time, confused, assuming it's my company - and wonder who my boss is!)

    Sometimes I even stop and ask myself why I'm working so hard for relatively little when it's not even my own company, but then I remember that this is what I really wanted to do for a living. I spent years trying to find somebody actually doing it right. I don't have the money/resources to start something like this on my own, but I do have the know-how and experience to do the job well and please customers. So for me, it's worth doing my best to make sure this place sticks around!

    Our problem now is, we've gotten to where there's too much work to do, and we need another full-time technician. But the people who keep applying for the job are too inexperienced, coming from other chain-store on-site places that do inferior work, or just the type of folks who only care about making a buck. (Sorry, but in this business - it just isn't smart to piss off a new customer because you nickel and dime them on every last minute you're out there. If they have an old PC that was barely worth paying your hourly fee to fix in the first place, you have to be a little flexible. Round down your time spent out there, etc. - so they'll be satisfied, and will call you again in the future.)

    Nobody's gonna get rich doing this kind of work anyway. It's something you have to do because you really like driving around, seeing something a little different all the time - and get some satisfaction out of helping people out. I just don't know if we'll find other like-minded people to make this thing grow further, though.

    1. Re:RE persistence by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      "Nobody's gonna get rich doing this kind of work anyway..."

      Not with what you've said so far. Ok, so you're unwilling to bring in someone as an "Apprentice" and show them the ropes. Fine.

      But if you're getting more customers than you can handle, then it's time to raise the rates. What's the point of putting in the extra work to make a quality business if you don't get rewarded for it?

      --
      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
  71. A nugget of wisdom from TFA by Acer500 · · Score: 1

    The only kind of software you can build without studying users is the sort for which you are the typical user. But this is just the kind that tends to be open source: operating systems, programming languages, editors, and so on.

    I guess most of you already knew that - I'm quite certain that many people get involved in an Open Source project because they need whatever that project is doing.

    Maybe there are a few that are in it to learn, or coding for coding's sake

    I just wish there was someone that had a similar view to mine on Desktop Usability, Compatibility and all that which would make me actually use linux (as opposed to boot it once in a while to tinker as a hobby, and then it's back to Windows for work and fun)

    --
    There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
  72. You're right, your post is a load of crap. by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The basis of some valid points here; I particularly agree with #1. Integrity is underrated. But a lot of indefensible generalizations.

    For example, "VCs are morons" is rather sweeping. Obviously there are some staggeringly intelligent VCs out there. Perhaps you meant, "VCs are terrible investors", but that is of course also true only some of the time. Likewise "You are better off not taking their money..." etc. is hyperbolic. However:

    1. A lot of people jumped into the VC game starting in the late 90's who don't know what they are doing, so do your own due diligence. Many VC are former entrepreneurs/operators and can help you a lot. The best single thing you can do when choosing a VC is to ask for names and phone numbers for CEOs of ALL their investments of the last few years. Don't let the VC pick them for you; pick a few yourself and ask them what they think of the VC. Seriously...if you don't do this you're crazy.
    2. VCs are there to make money, not to make you rich. Hopefully those objectives will align but they don't always. For example, VCs will often negotiate for preferred stock so that if things go bad they get their money first. The entrepreneur thinks, "Hah! Even the worst case scenario in my business plan isn't THAT bad..." and signs the deal. Two years later, pain, anger, resentment, and knee-jerk posts to Slashdot. Lesson: go in with your eyes open.
    3. Raise money slowly. Raise just enough to get to the next milestone which gives you a much higher value, then raise just enough to get to the next milestone. This will both preserve your own equity and keep you focused. And try not to let any one investor get a controlling stake.
    And, by the way, the fact that 90% (is that all?) of startups fail does not mean you are "certain" to fail the first 9 times. You may hit a home run with your first company.
    --
    Actually, I was trying to be Insightful, not Funny.
    1. Re:You're right, your post is a load of crap. by radiumhahn · · Score: 0
      Obviously there are some staggeringly intelligent VCs out there.

      No there aren't. You must be a VC or you must have just signed up with one. Either way you will learn in time.

      a lot of indefensible generalizations.

      According to your rebutle I was only off on VCs. But your view of them is a little too glowing.

      And, by the way, the fact that 90% (is that all?) of startups fail does not mean you are "certain" to fail the first 9 times. You may hit a home run with your first company.

      I didn't say anything like that. Why would someone think that?

    2. Re:You're right, your post is a load of crap. by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 1
      Bob Metcalfe.

      If you respond "Ok, that's one, name another..." I will, but technically one example makes me right and you wrong.

      --
      Actually, I was trying to be Insightful, not Funny.
    3. Re:You're right, your post is a load of crap. by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 1
      By the way, to your other points:
      1. Your other sweeping generalizations were: "Investors are a bad idea." "You're better off doing it yourself." "VC dollars are the most expensive you will find." and "This is a load of crap."
      2. You most certainly did say something almost precisely like that. I strongly suspect you didn't mean to say that, but you did.
      --
      Actually, I was trying to be Insightful, not Funny.
    4. Re:You're right, your post is a load of crap. by radiumhahn · · Score: 1

      Sure... when you remove the context the meaning changes. But thats not what I said. It's how you argue.

    5. Re:You're right, your post is a load of crap. by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      For example, "VCs are morons" is rather sweeping.

      Truth hurts, doesn't it Charlie? VCs are indeed morons as a class since they strongly tend to invest by following fads, not by sensible analysis that's judged according to individual criteria. They follow fads since their money-only objective is highly susceptible to games of confidence, and they have to jump on bandwagons in order to ensure an ROI. In effect, VCs need other VCs in order to achieve the modern expectation of "in excess of x10" ROI. (Which makes your comment about how "people jumped into the VC game" rather pointless. The investment bubble REQUIRED a lot more players to enable to great con game to run.)

      If you know VCs which are different than the majority of the brainless money tossers, then you're a lucky man. But the original poster is completely correct. Chance are, when you show up in a VC's office, you will be conversing with a moron ... and that's a terrible step to take with your own business.

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    6. Re:You're right, your post is a load of crap. by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 1
      Gosh, maybe you're right. I suppose all those ridiculously rich VCs got their money either through luck or because our economic system rewards morons.

      Look, I'm in the same boat of feeling bitter that a bunch of MBAs who aren't nearly as "smart" as I am, at least in the areas that I tend to value (mostly involving stuff the stuff that makes me a good programmer) but labeling them all morons is hyperbolic and, well, moronic. Besides the fact that I've met some VC who, frankly, startled me with their intelligence. (Most of them techies-turned-invesetors, however.)

      By the way, your comment about "in excess of x10" illustrates the fact that you're basing your opinions on popular mythology and not any real knowledge.

      --
      Actually, I was trying to be Insightful, not Funny.
    7. Re:You're right, your post is a load of crap. by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I suppose all those ridiculously rich VCs got their money either through luck or because our economic system rewards morons.

      Yes, that's correct. Real skill in making sustainable investments had little to do with this class. But still, in the worldview of "guys with money did something right", there's no way to disprove your data. Guys with money are simply your fucking heroes. Their money is your proof. Too bad you have little idea how they got it, or understand the circumstances by which that happened.

      but labeling them all morons is hyperbolic and, well, moronic

      No, calling them "morons" is completely honest, but that label is wholly inconsistent with the current state of the American Hypercapitalist Empire. You simply cannot accept the idea of such a moronic class, while also accepting the idea that your society's elite viciousness is some sort of virtue.

      Look, when Lucretia Bigass goes down to the local convenience store and buys her lottery ticket, you probably consider her to be a moron. I do. Mathematically, lotteries are "sucker bets" and you are actually better off EATING that dollar bill than spending it on a lottery ticket.

      YET ... when some VC jumps on the investment bandwagon along with all the other VCs, effectively buying a lottery ticket since they have all the same qualifiers of "gambling at poor odds", you somehow DON'T think that that act shows they are a moron.

      In the same vein, you probably don't even think that buying stocks is gambling. But since you have no control of the stock price, and furthermore have no practical sense of the information that affects the stock price, it's GAMBLING ... and we're back to that lottery-ticket thing, and then inescapably to the "moron" label.

      By the way, your comment about "in excess of x10" illustrates the fact that you're basing your opinions on popular mythology and not any real knowledge.

      By the way, I'm basing my comments off of plenty of personal experience in Boston MA in the 1990s, as well as absorbing hundreds of anecdotes over the years from books and interviews. But keep fightin' that reality, Ace. Maybe one day you'll die, smug, thinkin' that if you only had one more year to fight, that you'll actually win.

      I can only end this posting with my usual insightful statement:

      The stock market is a religion, and like all religions, it is highly resistant to logic and data.

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
  73. Startups, venture capital, (and viet cong?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    On another page ( http://www.paulgraham.com/icad.html), Graham writes:

    If you start a startup, don't design your product to please VCs or potential acquirers. Design your product to please the users. If you win the users, everything else will follow. And if you don't, no one will care how comfortingly orthodox your technology choices were.

    I think a lot of people want to make more of this article than he made of it. It's just saying that business is pretty simple: figure out what you can do, figure out who wants it, do it. Many posters have worried about the VCs; some have sagely advised that VCs are best avoided; none have noted that if you're willing to eat a bit of risk yourself you can factor out a lot of the capital. You don't have to pay yourself until profits come in; it all depends on what you're trying to do.

    Now, whether the article needed to be as long as it is to make that point is open to debate.

  74. Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (This essay is derived from a talk at the Harvard Computer Society. It's not meant to be complete; I skipped some topics I've already written about in "How to Make Wealth," in Hackers & Painters.)

    Translation:

    1. Give talk at Harvard.
    2. ...
    3. Profit!

    P.S. The Harvard Computer Society is a joke.

  75. You need Salesmen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most techies suck at sales. You need about 5 sales people per engineer. So if you are a techhead, find at least two salesmen to go with you, otherwise your venture will never work.

  76. RTFA!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be an idiot. The essay is about starting your own start-up but Paul Graham wrote it so it must be about Lisp. He only mentions Lisp in passing, explaining his desire to program in Lisp was his motivation for doing his startup.

  77. People are the hardest part by lux55 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In my experience, people prove to be the most critical and the most difficult part of the equation. Most people are not startup employee material. Most people, especially these days, want little responsibility, no risk, and high pay. My dad calls the high pay part an "entitlement attitude", but I couldn't tell you where the phrase originated. The risk part is understandable. The lower responsibility however, is better achieved in the same way as the low risk, by becoming another minute piece in a large enough institution that the bureaucracy adds a layer of padding between yourself and the exit ways.

    I definitely think it keeps things much simpler for a startup to be owned by a single person, it also creates a significant hurdle to people being dedicated to your cause. There's little for them to gain, much to risk, and the pay won't be great until you're cashflow positive somewhere down the road.

    The other problematic aspect of finding the right people is that most people lack the required drive for excellence. They want crude effectiveness, and nothing more. In a smaller company, you need more perfectionists, because there is no bureaucratic padding between your work and the customer, which means that things have to be done right the first time. From my experience, excellence is getting harder and harder to find, and I believe our societal and educational structures are the cause of this condition. But that's waxing philosophical, so I'll refrain, in this post at least. ;)

    1. Re:People are the hardest part by lux55 · · Score: 1

      PS. Paul Graham's "animal" test is pure brilliance.

    2. Re:People are the hardest part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I'm in exactly the position you refer to - one person (my wife is also involved but she has home responsibilities as well) trying to build a software company. I have developed a deep conceptual model for (what I believe - doesn't everyone with an idea) is an outstanding paradigm-changing enterprise product with a huge potential market, and I am now working on a prototype.

      We've been advised (and personally I think it is good advice) not to go the VC route (although we spent the first three years preparing for this - business plans, preliminary marketing plans, ...), but rather to go the sales route - develop early versions for companies that can see the competitive value in the idea/product - and keep ownership/control for as long as possible - at least until we need large $s to take the product to the next level and go international etc.

      The problem is it's hard for me to do it all myself. I've a technical background and like the challenge of learning the business side of things - I don't find it too hard. But trying to do competitive analysis, early marketing, business planning, prototype product development, analysis of possible companies that we could target for sales, ... whilst doing consulting and holding down another part-time job is tough.

      So I'd like to find some quality people to form a core management team and help me execute this. The problem is I don't want the difficulties of equal partners (and I have already invested quite a bit of sweat equity and money into this venture), but if I don't offer the other core management team members enough, will they have the same passion ... Personally, I would have jumped at the chance to be a part of the core team that builds an amazing company and an amazing product.

      I can't offer pay, just equity, but then I am not asking people to give up their day jobs - at least, not yet. As the parent post suggests, it's hard to find "startup people" and then people at the right stage in their career / life who can get involved. I guess they would need to have just finished an MBA or similar and want to put their ideas into practice, or alternatively have already succeeded elsewhere and want to get involved in an interesting project (perhaps towards the end of their career).

      I'm thinking of offering two others (perhaps a VP Product Management and VP Marketing and Sales) 5% equity, with me getting 5% as well (as CEO & VP Engineering) and also 60% (or thereabouts) for the company and product as developed so far. Does that sound fair / reasonable / attractive? Another problem is that most suitable people have their own ideas and want to do it themselves (or as an equal partner).

      Any tips / suggestions on where to find / how to attract the right sort of people?

      Thanks,
      AC (to protect me / the business from future googling).

    3. Re:People are the hardest part by MrHatken · · Score: 1

      I agree with the description but I am not familiar with the term "animal" (perhaps it's a cultural thing), at least not used in this way. "Animal" to me makes me think of "Animal House," a wild, out of control type. "Animal" is also somewhat of a derogative term - he/she is an "animal." Perhaps persistent but not in a good way.

      What's the US interpretation?

      Cheers,
      Ashley.

    4. Re:People are the hardest part by SinceYouWas · · Score: 1
      Animal, in this context, is a compliment (at least somewhat). It implies that the person has a single-minded tenacity towards x, where x is whatever they are doing for the company.

      To call a programmer an animal is to imply that they will willingly work long hours to achieve their goal, and will not rest as long as there remain improvements to be made in their code. For a salesguy, it might mean someone who will take four flights in one day to meet four different clients.

      Note that being an animal at work can have bad effects on the rest of your life. That kind of monomaniacal focus requires a lot from someone, and it has to come from somewhere, usually their personal lives. That's one reason he posits an upper age limit, I suspect: it's damn hard to maintain that sort of approach as one ages.

    5. Re:People are the hardest part by MrHatken · · Score: 1


      Thanks for the explanation.

      I guess it is a cultural thing - I wouldn't say that understanding is common in Australia.

      We'd probably call someone like that "fanatical" - and I guess that would have a different interpretation in the US ;-)

      As I said, "animal" is more like John Belushi in "Animal House."

      Thanks again.

      Cheers,
      Ashley.

  78. Nothing new here. by jwcorder · · Score: 1
    'You need three things to create a successful startup: to start with good people, to make something customers actually want, and to spend as little money as possible. Most startups that fail do it because they fail at one of these. A startup that does all three will probably succeed.'

    Isn't this the premise of any good business? I have never heard of anyone having a successful anything that spent too much money, had shitty people working there, or sold something customers didn't want. Well except for Microsoft.

    --
    http://jayceecorder.blogspot.com
  79. work ethic? by QMO · · Score: 1

    If you are hired for a job, than you can't be a lazy slacker at your job and still be honest to your employer.

    --
    Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.
    1. Re:work ethic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but I have my own startup (with no VC), so I don't technically have an employer.

  80. My successful startup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The technology company three partners and I started three years ago is now making us, if not rich, then at least comfortably well-off.

    Our core principles are similar to Paul Graham's. Our people are simply the best to be found; we test and interview extensively. We are focus on creating software that rapidly provides financial benefit to our customers. We are very careful with our money and we've created a business culture that reinforces this.

    I disagree only a little with Graham. Where he thinks "it's wise to take money from investors" we've grown from working out of our basements to running a thirty person company without taking a dime of investment money from anyone. The total out-of-pocket investment was a few hundred bucks.

    Managing money has been very, very important. Investors would come in with an exit strategy, probably wanting to regain their investment plus a heaping profit within the first two years. If we had to operate with such a short-term mentality our company wouldn't have made it.

    I absolutely agree with Graham that it's important not to spend money. Our facilities are as cheap as possible without affecting the quality of the work. We pay our employees well and we also share profits with our employees, so everybody has an interest in keeping costs down. The other day a large team was working late and asked me if we could order pizza. I asked, "How much of your profit sharing do you want to spend?" The team thought about it and decided they'd order from the cheapest place around. I love that story, because it shows why we've been successful and will continue to be so.

    Spend money on the things that it makes sense to spend money on. In our case, that's comfortable salaries for high-end talent. Tighten your spending on everything else.

    (Posting anonymously because some of my competitors would turn this kind of post against us.)

    1. Re:My successful startup by sugarmotor · · Score: 1

      You wrote

      (Posting anonymously because some of my competitors would turn this kind of post against us.)

      I can't see the vulnerability. Could you explain?

      Stephan

      --
      http://stephan.sugarmotor.org
    2. Re:My successful startup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. I see the things that define my company as advantages. But some of my competitors see the same thing as weaknesses, or at least pretend they do when selling against us.

      Think about how a sales rep from a competing company would turn my company's strengths into perceived weaknesses:

      Well-compensated employees who go through a lengthy and tough interview process => High-cost resources and an inability to expand the team quickly

      Lack of VC money means we can make decisions for the long term good => Underfunded company always teetering on disappearing

      Company culture that encourages people to keep costs down => Employees always fearing that the company will go under

      That's why I'm careful about what I say non-anonymously. When a sales rep from my competition Googles for my name I don't want it to turn up a list of ammunition to be used against my company.

      Does that make sense?

  81. Frustration? by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

    He keeps mentioning online dating services. Sounds like he's even a bit bitter about them. Maybe he's having trouble in the dating department!

  82. Can't test LUCK unless you roll the dice by jgardn · · Score: 1

    But the biggest problem people have is they count on luck and yet fail to even roll the dice!

    The thing is if you don't try, you can't succeed or fail. If you try and work hard, you have a possibility of success.

    If you consider the "game" of starting a company, there are these rules:

    (1) It takes time and some money to start a company.
    (2) The company may fail or succeed after a period of time.
    (3) If the company succeeds, you are a multi-millionaire, and potentially a billionaire.
    (4) If the company failes, there are no negative impacts (you already spent the time and money, right?)

    This set of rules leads me to the following algorithm for _guaranteed success__:

    (1) Don't borrow money to start your company. Use your own money, and spend as little as humanly possible. (Corollary: Make sure you get money before you start to spend it!)

    (2) Put all the effort you can while you have the time.

    (3) If you fail, try again.

    This will lead to inevitable success.

    I am still young yet, and I've yet to make the full plunge. My goal right now is to earn a crapload of money and pay off my high-interest debt. I am also looking for some guaranteed money-making side jobs like consulting that are part-time yet good pay. My criteria for a company is that I can develop the initial product while I am working and I can start selling it before I've made the plunge and quit my day job. That way, my company will be funded with the cash it generates.

    I don't see how VC enters into the equation anywhere. Plus. I don't have to borrow money or do anything where business failure has any impact on my day job. If worst comes to worst, I can always fall back on my day-job and still feed my family.

    --
    The radical sect of Islam would either see you dead or "reverted" to Islam.
  83. Word of Mouth by mj_1903 · · Score: 1

    This is obviously a rather well known thing but the ultimate form of advertising is word of mouth. Once you have the product, and a product that people will want, appreciate and purchase, they _will_ tell their friends.

    There is one area you can go wrong though and that is by being impatient. Word of mouth will not bring about results immediately. Normal (read expensive) advertising will, but it is not guaranteed that your product is ready to be advertised. Word of mouth will only spread when the product is ready so while you are waiting you can tune and perfect your product and delivery methods.

    Two quick examples are Google and Panic. Google of course appeared simply because people told each other. Phrases like "I will be right back, just Googling it" are what you want to hear. Panic, a Mac shareware house and a very successful one at that, have never advertised but their devoted fanbase is only too happy to advertise for them.

    1. Re:Word of Mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one who never heard of Panic thing and finds it's strange to be on the list with Google ?

      Looks like a shameless plug to me :-/

  84. Too bad by 3dWarlord · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Too bad he doesnt have any tips for designing a vapour language.

  85. Bleh by delmoi · · Score: 1

    The only people afraid of that are people who think they'll only have one good idea in their lifetime.

    --

    ReadThe ReflectionEngine, a cyberpunk style n
  86. Promises and Gambles by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    I'm not a Christian and I don't intend to bring religion into this proper, but I recall reading something once about what was actually meant by the Bible's prohibition against "swearing" (or "taking the Lord's name in vain"), which seems relevant here.

    "To swear" is not "to say a bad word". To swear is to make a promise. The reason why it was prohibited to "take the Lord's name in vain", or to swear in the name of God, is that by doing so, you have effectively put "the name of God" (whatever that means, but it's something valuable to Christians) on the table as a gambling chip.

    When you make a promise, which is really no different from a guarantee, you are taking a gamble. To say "I promise I will [Foo], or else, [Bar]." is to say "I bet [Bar] that I can [Foo]." If you can't [Foo] as you promised, then you owe [Bar].

    You don't know the future. You don't know if you will actually be able to [Foo]. You are wagering that you will be able to [Foo], and offering [Bar] should you fail. In the case of bank loan, you are usually promising that you will repay the money, or else, they get something like your house.

    But sometimes you shouldn't be allowed to do [Foo] or [Bar]. If I promise to kill someone for you, or else if I can't, to kill myself, should I be held to either of those promises? If I promise to give up my house and all my worldly possessions and leave myself and my family to starve on the streets so that some lending company can show better numbers on their books that year, should I be held to that promise?

    Don't get me wrong, I'm all on your side about honesty in borrowing. I'm pathologically aversed to debt, have never owed anyone anything and never intend to. I count debt into my net worth, so if I've got $5K and owe $3K I've really only got $2K and would rather pay off my debt and have my balance reflect that $2K I've really got. And if I ever owe more than I've got, then I have *LESS THAN ZERO*, and I'm fucked unless I'm fortunate enough to be able to recoup that somehow. But none of this changes the fact that sometimes it's just not possible to make good on a promise. You often can't do [Foo] no matter how much you swore that you would, and sometimes you can't even do [Bar] either.

    This hasn't been very well written, but the point I'm making is that all lending, borrowing, promises and guarantees, are all wagers, gambling, risk management. The future is unpredictable and you've got to account for that sometime, you will lose. The only safe bet is not to gamble at all - don't make promises, don't go into debt. Unfortunately no man is an island and we can't be our own self-sufficient universes, so we will always be required to owe or promise some things. But it's best to try to minimize that.

    This is why the debt-happy modern American society disappoints me so. I'm expected to go into debt in order to obtain some basic services (like phone), or else to pay MORE to avoid that. Can't I just give them the money now up front? Wouldn't they prefer that? I know I would rather have money now than later.

    (Unfortunately, they'd rather you owe them, so they have a means to control you).

    --
    -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
  87. No VC for us by dskoll · · Score: 1

    My company (see my URL) is a startup. We have 9 employees and no venture capital. It's lots of fun!

  88. And number 4. PAY THE STAFF WELL!!!! by cheekyboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To see a CEO walk away with 99% of the profits and dollars from a sellout is just utter evilness, if it could NOT HAVE been done at all with GOOD PEOPLE.

    What would one suggest as a minimum for the key engineer/developers? 10% equity? 20%? 1%?

    If theres 3 core engineers, then split 25% between them I say.

    --
    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
  89. Required reading for Start-ups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Required reading for people who want to venture off on thier own.

    The Five Lessons

    The E-Myth

    How to Make Your Business Run Without You

  90. Ditto by serutan · · Score: 1

    I briefly worked as a contractor for one of those ex-Microsoft-employee dotcom startups. They were developing an IM client. Offices on the top floor of a Seattle highrise, beautiful wraparound view of the city and surroundings, nice office furniture, company-paid parking in a lot down the street, everything but a free lunch. The high-energy CEO wore suspenders and had an unbelievably gorgeous babe for a secretary/assistant.

    They got acquired just as my contract was ending, but I don't think their product ever saw the light of day. I always wondered what happened.

    1. Re:Ditto by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      that's a funny, but unfortunately not too uncommon story. What was the company? And who is the world would acquire them?! Must have been the CEO's buddy's company.. :)

      I worked for a startup that was "acquired", but for just $50K by one of the VC's other startups. So in the news, it looks like his funded companies are doing great, but in reality they were just moving his own money from his left pocket to his right. :)

  91. what the hell is wrong with you people? by jeezus84 · · Score: 1

    What would you say... ya do here, at Initech?

    I already told ya! I have people skills. I'm good at dealing with people. Can't you see that?!? What the hell is wrong with you people?

  92. US LAW by DarkSarin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In footnote #2 he states that it is currently illegal to discriminate based on intelligence in the US.

    This is not exactly correct. It is illegal to discriminate on a number of things, but intelligence is not one of them--provided that hiring based on intelligence is related to the job and you can prove it. The other stipulation is that it cannot serve as a proxy for discriminating against a protected class. This is where many companies get into trouble.

    Can you use intelligence as a hiring tool? Certainly, but be careful! Don't be stupid, hire an expert (I'll take the job), and make sure that you aren't accidentally discriminating against a protected group (gender, race, ethnicity, religion, etc), and you'll be fine.

    All that said, overall, I think he's fairly close to the mark with his ideas. Essentially, people matter, money matters, and hard work matters. Like one person told me--kiss your family/SO goodbye and tell them you love them. Three to four years later, you can breathe again, and they'll get to know you again.

    There are other ways, but it takes a LOT of work.

    --
    "We don't know what we are doing, but we are doing it very carefully,..." Wherry, R.J. Personnel Psychology (1995)
    1. Re:US LAW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I immediately noticed that also. And he further claims that you can discriminate on who you start a company with based on any reason, which is probably not true. State law on fair business practices varies, and some fields such as telecommunications have explicit rules about arbitrary refusal.

      I belive many of the Cambridge MIT/Harvard crowd use an elitist intellectualism as a cover for class prejudice, and are racist to the extent that race and class coincide. For all of Paul's peans to the meritocracy of hackers, in my experience, the high-tech hacker communities of Cambridge and California are slower to recognize a good idea from a fat person with a southern or black accent.

      I wonder if you can legally discriminate based on poor legal common sense.

  93. Gotta call BS there by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    That's just generalisation. Plenty of nerds are unbearable when they're right, and others just don't like what they hear.

    I'm sure my last boss thought I was unbearable when I told him his salesperson's opinion on technical issues of web design didn't matter. But it was true, and he probably knows it now every time he drives past his disused office.

    Lots of people's reactions to RMS spring to mind as well: I haven't heard RMS say anything wrong yet, but people get really riled up about what he says just because they can't face the effort it takes to do the right thing.

    1. Re:Gotta call BS there by richg74 · · Score: 1
      Plenty of nerds are unbearable when they're right, and others just don't like what they hear.

      I don't think we really disagree, but I think you're conflating a couple of different things. I should have also quoted this from a bit further along in the article:

      We could bear any amount of nerdiness if someone was truly smart. What we couldn't stand were people with a lot of attitude. But most of those weren't truly smart, so our third test was largely a restatement of the first.

      The Mensa member I mentioned wasn't actually all that smart -- that's precisely why he was so annoying. People that are really smart (RMS is certainly an example) sometimes do annoy people by challenging things, but those challenges are based on a substantive argument. (And often, the people that get most annoyed are those that are themselves not exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer.) What I was talking about, and what I think the original author was talking about, is people who want you to accept everything they say because they are "smart".

    2. Re:Gotta call BS there by jbarket · · Score: 1

      While I understand both your direct reply and your original one, and I believe that my followup question doesn't fit your particular situation, doesn't it seem probable that most genuinely intelligent people at some point feel that people should just accept what they're saying in a particular arguement?

      I hate to say that I'm intelligent at this point, because in the current context it makes me appear to be the asshole-with-the-Mensa-ring, so let's just say that in my particular circle of contact, it's accepted that I'm the most intelligent.

      I have a close friend who is/was a genuinely intelligent person, but now they're totally lost. I don't want to sound like an antidrug commercial comdemning everything here, but this kid's life has revolved around getting fucked up out of his mind for half a decade now, and even though his synapses seem to fire at the same velocity, his train of thought has left the realm of "nonstupid."

      There are times when he wants to debate me on a particular issue where his side *is* absolutely insane--not my opinion, it's literally insane--and regardless of what arguement I put forth, he continues on in an endless circle of bologna. There are times I'll find myself so frustrated that all I can think in my head is "The sheer fact that I'm more intelligent than you should make what comes out of my mouth strike like thunder. I'm smarter, listen to me."

      Doesn't it seem that even the most humble, genuinely intelligent person would have internal moments like this?

      I do think that people who have to actively convince others that they're intelligent are trying to cover up the fact that they may only be a half step above the rest--if that--but it seems almost as probable that a genius with a short temper would run around insisting the same.

      --

      -----
      jonathan barket
    3. Re:Gotta call BS there by wiredlogic · · Score: 1
      "The sheer fact that I'm more intelligent than you should make what comes out of my mouth strike like thunder. I'm smarter, listen to me."

      The best approach with people like this is to be non argumentative and agree with them. If you can pull it off without sounding sarcastic or condescending then you will have ultimately won the argument. IOW, make them believe that you belive what they say and they no longer have any reason to pester you with that sort of BS

      --
      I am becoming gerund, destroyer of verbs.
    4. Re:Gotta call BS there by idlemachine · · Score: 1
      There are times I'll find myself so frustrated that all I can think in my head is "The sheer fact that I'm more intelligent than you should make what comes out of my mouth strike like thunder. I'm smarter, listen to me."

      The question is, how do you know?

      If you can't explain your position in a way that your friend can understand, then I'm going to have to question your definition of "intelligence" and your subsequent self-ranking within.

    5. Re:Gotta call BS there by 10am-bedtime · · Score: 1

      the smarter you are the more you understand the difficulty of crossing the gaps between where you are, where you would like to be, where you would like other people to think are, and where you would like other people to think you would like to be.

      truth has nothing to do w/ it. thus, being right or wrong has nothing to do with it, except peripherally; it's about seeing the spaces between right and wrong.

    6. Re:Gotta call BS there by jbarket · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's why I was reluctant to make the post. I knew some jackass would ignore the fact that I specifically stated I was only the most intelligent among my personal cliche and troll.

      Good try. Enjoy the Troll home game, and try reading the rest of the post next time!

      I wasn't talking about things that are great philosophical, religious, or political questions. I'm talking about things that are cold hard facts, even if unimportant ones. One night I was talking about how amazing it was that the Monkees were actors hand picked to be in a TV show about a band, but in the end they ended up becoming a pretty talented band with some serious hits. My friend insists that this isn't true, and that they never even sang their own songs--which simply isn't true.

      But thanks for being a cock anyway!

      --

      -----
      jonathan barket
    7. Re:Gotta call BS there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      most intelligent among my personal cliche


      You and your "cliche" must not be the sharpest set of knives in the drawer...

    8. Re:Gotta call BS there by idlemachine · · Score: 1
      But thanks for being a cock anyway!

      Cheers! Thanks for setting the precedent!

  94. Parent is right about money by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Having wads of cash is not a good indicator of success. Less money makes for better focus. Focussing energy and resources is far more likely to be successful than trying to be all things to all people (something that is more likely to be attempted with huge resources).

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  95. Doh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    a startup that succeeds ordinarily makes its founders rich

    How profound... and circular. That is essentially true by definition. Companies do not necessarily make their founders rich, but founders may not stick with a business for long if it doesn't make them so. In fact, the vast majority of startups FAIL.

  96. Hm. Useful, really? by Monghidi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a sense in which it's like saying, "Here's how to write a best-selling novel: First, be very talented. Then, have a terrific story. Finally, write it in a skillful way."

  97. Re: Leasing office space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I never understood the rush to throw money away in leasing office space. If you've got that kind of money to waste, why not buy an actual home with the consolidation of payments (apartment + office) and then enjoy your home office?

    Because you may want to bring customers into your office, and zoning laws may prevent operating such a business from a home. Or, maybe you want to hire employees and don't want them in your house.

    Why tie up money in a downpayment for a house+office instead of investing in the business you are trying to grow? Or if things don't go so well, the office lease ends while the mortgage is still there.

    If you're going to grow a business, you have to move it out of the basement/garage/kitchen. It isn't a waste of money.

  98. Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're living parallel lives in a lot of respects.

    I got tired of working for The Man, even at good pay, and so I just quit. I had enough money in the bank from living within my means so I could screw off for a year, possibly two, before I had to Go Back To Work.

    In that year I more or less taught myself PHP and mySQL. I wrote an application, a web service basically, that fulfilled a need for a specific group of people -divorced or divorcing parents- and offered it via a yearly subscription. It's built on 100% open source and runs on an Apache/Linux box.

    It's just over 2 years old now, and it's pretty much paying my bills. I live in a house, not an apartment, but other than that I could have written what you wrote.

    I'll be offering a pro version to parts of the government and social services organizations soon, and there are other niches that it looks like it could fit into, so by and large I don't think I'm ever going to have to Go To Work again. I work out of my home and love it. :)

    I like to think of this as proof that Open Source *creates* jobs and stimulates the economy, no matter what that toxic piece of crap Steve Balmer claims. I know it for a fact- I'm livin' proof.

    You know, I deliberated over posting the URL to my site, but a slashdotting would probably hammer my site into the ground like a pushpin.

    (It's a little-known fact that a Full Slashdotting carries enough energy to throw a pound of bacon into the asteroid belt.)

  99. EXACTLY by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

    People who think like you should not create startups.

    With that kind of statement it tells me you're not a believer in yourself, that you feel success is based on chance, rather than the real attributes that count, such as creativity, execution, and vision.

    --

    eTrade SUCKS
    1. Re:EXACTLY by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      and luck

      --


      Writers imply. Readers infer.
  100. crispy moron by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

    A "big huge can of gasoline" isn't required to start a fire; it just makes the process a lot more fun.

  101. Re:And number 4. PAY THE STAFF WELL!!!! by darnok · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Good luck!

    I've been on both sides of the fence here. I've been employed by a startup consulting firm, and I've been part-owner of a startup software company. I've worked for nothing for months at a time, trying to get a product out the door. I've also got a partner who's been employed by a startup tech firm for the past few years.

    Remember that, during those times when the company was bringing in ~$0, staff/employees were getting paid, their health insurance was getting paid, their mortgages and car leases were getting paid, their kids' school fees were getting paid, etc. The sole risk they were taking was that the company might not succeed, and they may need to go get another job.

    The owners were getting nothing coming in, but were paying staff anyway. How? Either out of their pockets, or via VC/angel cash that they have had to raise by selling bits of their company. The risk the owners have taken on is much greater; the company has to actually *sell something* for them to get even $1 in their pockets. This is worth repeating; if the company never sells anything, and lots of software companies founder on that one point, then the owners have essentially funded the lifestyles of the employees for the entire period of their employment.

    Next time you're commuting to work, look at the guy standing next to you and imagine what it would take to pay his salary out of your pocket for several months.

    I've got no problem with giving key people equity, but you're living in a dream world if you expect the proceeds from the sale of a startup company to be split on some sort of even vaguely equal basis.

    More risk = more reward

  102. too complex and crazy by swframe · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I've pitched ideas and I've mostly gotten the same response (even from Paul!); the idea is too crazy and/or complex.

    I would add to Paul's list, "ignore feedback that discourages you about your idea; build a prototype as quickly as you can no matter what people say about the idea."

  103. Feinman integration method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    1) look at the integral

    2) scratch head (or balls)

    3) write down the symbols that, when you take the derivative, give the integral

    Compare also to Joel of Fogbrain Software, and his guides on how to clean up old code, for example -- it consists of 1) have a lot of time, weeks and weeks, in which you have to do nothing and 2) write code that does the exact same thing but is better organized.

  104. Rule 1: Start Small by ducomputergeek · · Score: 2
    In the process with a couple friends starting a company for side work creating custom 3D logos from 2D in Lightwave and doing animations of those logos for web, presentaions, broadcast, etc.

    We all had mutual interests and people already owned all the needed hardware and software (which is proably about $25000 between the three of us). The other two have worked in video production for 5 - 8 years each and I've done some work in 3D studio and blende along with final cut pro plus I have 5 years of being a Unix system admin. So building a rendering farm is up my ally. Plus I also had the business skills from helping start 3 other companies, 2 of which saw sucesss.

    I preached to them two simple rules: start small and pay with cash. We started by doing free work for a couple larger churches for their sunday morning broadcasts on the local access channel. Then we saved money from our day jobs and filed LLC status and opened a business checking account. From the church job we got three referal jobs and things started building from there. Last week we placed an order for 5 Mac Minis to start our rendering farm all paid for in cash and next month we'll start placing 3 ads in the local business journal.

    Hopefully by this summer at least one of us can quit their full time job, although one is working contract basis now and not getting the hours he needs, and our goal is by March of 2006 to all be working full time for our business.

    --
    "The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money" - Thatcher.
  105. How Not To Go, Bald Or Bankrupt by cannuck · · Score: 0

    Here's a few simple "rules". (after 25 years of experience and still not bald..or bankrupt)): 1.) If everyone tells you "it's a great idea - you'll make a million" - forget about it - your business idea is a lost cause. If everyone you tell about your business idea - gives you a funny look - then it's worth looking into and maybe even starting (if you fulfill the other rules below.) 2.) A sure fire way to go bust is to do a fancy business plan complete with columned green accounting paper and then get a bank loan. Bank people know diddley-squat about starting and running a business - but will be more than happy to take your home when you default on the loan. A business plan comes later...much later. 3.) If your reading this or the other comments here - you probably shouldn't be starting a business ;) Do you have "tradeskills" - don't know what tradeskills are? - read "Running A One Person Business" (Rasperry & Whitmyer) - or hire Whitmyer. 4.) Time to do market research on your business potential with 12 people from your market niche. If you have competitors - don't even bother with the market research - keep your salaried job. 5. Advertising doesn't work - but publicity and word of mouth does. If you think advertisng works - keep your salaried job. Do know what a "hook" is? If not - keep your salaried job. 6. Figure out your bottom line for personal monthly (or yearly expenses) - don't hire any staff to begin with - and laugh at people who talk to you about venture capitalists. 7.) And in 5 years if you are still in business - you'll know what you did was right.

  106. An Incubator Incubator by Ranger · · Score: 1

    In the heady days of the dot.com boom, our man in LA wanted to create an incubator incubator for creating startups. Typically at these meetings we'd play buzzword bingo. And they fed us lunch once a week. Those days are over. All I can say is that Mr. Graham is about 5 years too late. Our memories aren't that short. Give it another decade or two and all that is old and useless will be new and different again. And the old rules won't apply any more.

    --
    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
  107. one shoe does not fit everyone by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are many different types of customers, and many ways to sell to them, and many ways to do a startup.

    But, in the end, startup implies money in to generate sales in the future. So, you have to always be asking yourself, what problem am i solving for the customer, because if I am not solving a problem, why are they giving me money ? Once you frame the question that way, your options usually narrow.

    I do not know about software, but in my field, biotech, it is almost imposssible to overestimat the amount of work requried to actually bring a product to market - QC studies, labels for the boxes, checking that the plastic bags dont outgass something that discolors your product, etc etc. This stuff takes a lot of time and effort, and you need not brilliance but people who come in and do this 9/5 - dont knock those people, they make the world go round.
    If you want to sell widgets to customers, don't underestimate marketing. I know it looks stupid - and it is stupid. But , look in the mirror and ask yourself, why, REALLY why, did I buy the last five purchases for my computer, or stereo, or whatever. I think if you are honest with yourself, you will find that your vaunted "reasons", carefully thought out, ususally were framed and driven by those "stupid" marketers (eg, if you made a specification driven purchase, are those specs really relevant, or are they marketing constructs). Like any stero system costing more then, say 2 or 3 grand - you are not paying for performance, but for some sort of ego drive created and fed by marketing.
    It is a very humbling experince for a geek/techie/scientist/engineer to go thru this exercise.
    A good marketer also knows what people are buying and why, and what new features they will pay for. A marketing person tells you one good feature that someone will actually pay for, they have earned their money for the year.
    W

  108. Start with a lawyer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as you will certainly end with one.

  109. Paul Grahams most important step to success by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    Start in the early 1990s. ;)

  110. Well... by delmoi · · Score: 1

    To me the article seemed sloppy. Ideas may be valueable. But the average idea is not. There's a cost associated with signing a NDA, and that cost may be higher then the average idea. If you don't know what an idea is, you can only assign it average value.

    The biggest cost of an NDA is liablity. If you sign an NDA, then find out the idea is close to something you're already working on, you could get suied. And lets face it the average idea is crap.

    --

    ReadThe ReflectionEngine, a cyberpunk style n
  111. Say it loud and clear by pojo · · Score: 1

    I know there's probably some other comment applauding this statement, but I just have to get how awesome this is out of my system

    Some believe only business people can do this-- that hackers can implement software, but not design it. That's nonsense. There's nothing about knowing how to program that prevents hackers from understanding users, or about not knowing how to program that magically enables business people to understand them.

    I've found you can pretty much tell if someone believes this is true or not if they ever use the phrase, "he's a computer person." To these people, knowing about computers and the rest of the world are mutually exclusive. It's sad what a massive section of the population this includes. I suspect including any of these people in your own startup would be suicide.

  112. Re:And number 4. PAY THE STAFF WELL!!!! by MSBob · · Score: 1
    This is exactly how talks collapsed with a startup that tried to poach me last year. The company was very small (about 5 people at the time) and they weren't willing to fork as much as a single share in the new company. I ended up walking away from the deal as it seemed ludicrous to go to a startup which still had a very high chance of failure yet not be able to participate in the rewards of ownership if the company takes off.

    I wish them well. The founders are actually good friends of mine. But I felt I was being offered a very sour deal and they tried to take an advantage of me. It really did sour our relationship.

    --
    Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
  113. _Start_ a _startup_? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That should obviously be 'start up a startup'!

  114. Google was indeed brilliant by obtuse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the second time in the last few days that I have heard the assertion that Google did "nothing brilliant".

    Then why the Scientific American article about extracting meaning from the structure of the web, when these guys were at Stanford? I remember reading that article & thinking "if this really works, it'll change everything when it comes out", and it did. Google won, in a blink. It wasn't their interface.* The meaningful rankings were the only thing that got me to move to Google.

    It was brilliant. They realized that in this morass of data that is the web, the structural information could be extracted & used. At the time, I'd been thinking about using cluster analysis & similar techniques from image processing to correlate pages based on content, but their technique was far more efficient & quite effective in making the web more usable. (Now, clusty.com do a cluster analysis based search.)

    It seems obvious now, but it was far from it at the time. Think Google did nothing special? Try searching the web with boolean only keyword searches for awhile.

    Brilliance doesn't require uniqueness. Some brilliant soul reading this comment might have thought of doing this with the web before. Since they didn't publish or execute Google gets the credit. For an overblown analogy, neither Newton nor Leibniz made the other less brilliant when each invented differential calculus.

    Paul Graham should know better.

    * The interface was a smart move. It was the first demonstration that they didn't have just one good idea. It was also the first obvious instance of their choosing not to be evil. They could've foisted flash or some other self-indulgent drivel on us.

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  115. RE: rates, etc. by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Actually, we did raise our rates at the beginning of the year. And I do earn a little bit more per hour now than I did.

    My point is, there's a difference between being paid fairly for your work, and "getting rich" from it.

    Also, we're not necessarily "unwilling" to bring in an apprentice. The problem with that line of thinking is, you can't do it properly without being able to set aside a good bit of your own time getting the new person up to speed. In the current situation, I can only see that going poorly. (New tech would start, and we'd end up only teaching him/her 50% of what they needed to know just because we'd be feeding the info piece-meal between calls we were doing ourselves.) Might be a good strategy after we hire one more tech with experience though, so things could settle down a bit.

    Lastly though, getting "more customers than we can handle" doesn't automatically mean raising prices is the best solution. That can backfire, driving large numbers of your former customers to competitors. A lost customer is pretty tough to get back again. Right now, we're billing $89/hr. plus a trip charge for each call. To do something like a virus/spyware cleanup the *right way*, you're normally looking at 2 to 2 1/2 hours of time. That means a customer is going to be paying in the neighborhood of $200 to get that problem fixed.

    Sure, we could charge more - but when a brand new Dell PC costs as little as $399, where's the incentive for anyone to pay $200+ to clean up their 2-4 year old PC? Not only that, but you up your own stress levels - because customers become "clock watchers", constantly nagging you with "Are you almost done yet?" This leads to cutting corners to speed things along, and more dissatisfaction. (EG. Upgrade their XP to Service Pack 2? Maybe not... since it'll take 30 minutes more to finish updating. But then, you might be leaving them open to more problems.)

  116. WOW, are you confused by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Apple made huge profits during the 80's and early 90's. It was when Jobs was forced out, and the standard business man took over, that profits went down. He was not able to think long term.

    As to MS, they were not profitable for a long time. It was an illegal monopoly that provided them with outlandish profits. Prior to that, they had profits and revenues similar to any other company.

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  117. The smartest people? by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    I do think that people who have to actively convince others that they're intelligent are trying to cover up the fact that they may only be a half step above the rest--if that--but it seems almost as probable that a genius with a short temper would run around insisting the same.

    Well, there are all kinds... I think the real genius with the short temper would be well aware that he has a short temper, and be very careful to avoid situations where his temper will handicap him (like the one you're describing). If he doesn't understand himself well enough to work around his shortcomings, he's likely denying himself a lot of success.

    Maybe you need a better example, but in your situation it sounds like you are getting nowhere, getting frustrated, and still hitting your head against the wall. I recognize the feeling, but the clever move at this point is to dodge the argument. He's practically brain-damaged; it shouldn't be hard to re-route the conversation. Just shrug and move on to something else.

    I don't want to pretend I'm perfect at this myself -- for some reason when I'm hungry I always find myself wrapped up in silly arguments (if I were really smart, I'd always recognize what was happening...). But the point is, it's important to bite your tongue sometimes, even when you're "right", even sometimes about something important -- if in the end you doing more harm than good (angering people and actually harming your cause, or just wasting your time). Think about it -- what are you actually accomplishing in proving your point? And "winning", of course, doesn't count -- there has to be an actual benefit to someone that outweighs the work you're putting into it (and the frustration both of you are experiencing).

  118. It *is* bad (not in all ways...) by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    First of all, declaring bankruptcy isn't a nice thing. It only handles unsecured debts (your car, house, etc are still going to be repossessed). Your credit is screwed for 7-10 years, for instance, so you won't be starting up another business with a loan anytime soon, or possibly even renting the apartment you want, or sometimes even getting the job you want.

    The worse the penalties are for *failing* when you launch a startup, the fewer people will take the risk (meaning less competition with the big guys, less cool new products, etc.) -- that's why it's bad to make it worse when someone has to bail out.

    Of course, if bankruptcy is *too* easy, that's bad for business also, because big, rich banks are not the only creditors. If you had another startup developing your massive web portal, for instance, when you go broke and don't pay them for all that work you may well bring them down with you. This was one of many reasons the startup I worked for went belly up in 2002....

  119. Have started several companies and now work in VC by pcause · · Score: 1

    OK, I've started several companies and am now working for a VC firm. Here are a few of my thoughts, having sat at both sides of the table.

    A) Build a company, not a product: There are a number of great product ideas, but they are not things that make a company. A company is something that will have value for years to come. A roduct can sell now and typically has a more limited lifetime. You have to focus on a problem/market that your idea/technology can address over a long term with multile roducts or extensions. If you can show you are only sarting on the solution to a big problem and have lots of room to complete the solution/grow, you'll be building long term value. that is good for you, your employees and important to raising venture capital.

    B) Of course VCs are looking for an exit strategy. VCs raise their money from wealthy individuals, pension funds, etc and they are called LPs. The LPs invest in the high risk venture to get a higher than normal return. The risks of start up investing are enormous. A fund lasts for 5 years or so and then the VC has to go out and raise more money. the thing potential LPs look at is the performance of the last fund!

    The VC is always looking at ways to get their money out and make money at the same time. They want management who are motivated by making money. Many will talk of building great companies, etc, but this isn't exactly the whole truth. In order for a VC to get their money out they have to invest early, wait 3-5 years for an IPO and then 2-3 more years to sell their stake. Unless they invest in a company that has long term survival prospect they can not make the kind of return they need to satisfy the LPs. of 10 investments only 1 (at most) typically can make it to IPO. maybe 30-50% fail and the rest get a 2x -3x kind of returen over 3-5 years. It is the one IPO in 10 that makes the fund.

    C) Sales is the key: There are a lot of reat ideas, but too many founders are very technical and have no clue about how to sell things. They think if they just hire the sales guy and send him out it will all be OK. Sales is very hard, especially for a new company with a new product. it takes a lot of effort toget the first customer. And then that same effort to get the second. it takes very talented people to make thses sales and they need a huge amount of patience becuase most potential customers say no and those interested take a long time to sell.

    Most tech founders don't give the credit to or the support needed to the sales folks. They are not treated with enough respect. They are not listened to. What they say reflects what the customer is saying. if you think what the sales guy is saying is stupid, it is your own fault for not providing that person with the training and understanding to help the customer understand the value proposition.

    D) Team is Key: A great team is key. There are huge challenges and risks and a lot of unknow territory for a start up to cross. A VC or a customer wans to see that the team has what it takes to see things through, can work well together in a crisis, is driven towards group/company success and not just for their own ego, etc.

    E) Pick a VC More Carefully than a Spouse: Divorce rates are 50%. A divorce with a VC means you get tossed from the company you created or your business gets closed. People only look at the money or the size or prestige of a VC firm, and this is a mistake. Who is the partner that will sit on your board? Is that person someone you can trust and turn to for advice at a hard time/crucial moment. Does the VC firm have contacts/skills that can help you? The lesson of the dot-com bust is that VCs gave money to peole who had no business running a business and then just ignored them for the next new deal. Kind of like someone marrying you becuase you are cute and then after the marriage deserting you to spend time with the next cute person. You want a real partner. Interview the VC and due diligence on them in the same way they will be

  120. Uh, hello by lorcha · · Score: 1

    Discrimination is allowed for companies up to a certain size. Sexual Harassment is not.

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