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House Calls for Investigation Into Rockstar Games

Spad writes "The BBC is reporting that the U.S. House of Representatives has overwhelmingly voted for an FTC investigation into Rockstar Games following the GTA:SA 'Sex scandal'. Their basic premise is that Rockstar intentionally deceived the ESRB in order to 'peddle sexually explicit material to our youth'." Gamespot has coverage as well. From the BBC article: "The release of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas was widely anticipated, but an adults-only rating would have severely limited its sales in retail outlets...It appears that the publisher has blatantly circumvented the rules in order to peddle sexually explicit material to our youth, and they should be held accountable. A company cannot be allowed to profit from deceit."

215 comments

  1. Better Things To Do... by Rolan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The FTC has better things to do than become parents to all the nation's kids. This is just another election ploy by the house to get votes from the "conservative" and "religious" demographics.

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    1. Re:Better Things To Do... by sgant · · Score: 4, Funny

      God, I only WISH the people from Rockstar get up there in front of the House and basically say "Screw you...we'll make anything we want and you idiots won't do anything about it...it's a fricken videogame people...now get back to work and stop wasting everyone's money with this crap. No, we don't apologize for anything and in fact the next Grand Theft Auto will feature 90% sex!" Then get up and walk out.

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    2. Re:Better Things To Do... by NetPoser · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seems to me a huge liberal, Hilary Clinton, got this ball rolling in NY state.

    3. Re:Better Things To Do... by BaudKarma · · Score: 5, Interesting

      She's probably after the same voting bloc, though. If you accept the theory that she'll be running for president in 2008, she'll need to start moving closer to the middle. Jumping on the videogame bashing bandwagon is a good start.

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    4. Re:Better Things To Do... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hilary Clinton is a liberal in the same sense that scientology is a religion

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    5. Re:Better Things To Do... by Reignking · · Score: 1

      Well, according to her, "It Take a Village"...

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    6. Re:Better Things To Do... by vinohradska · · Score: 1

      She must have spent too much time hanging out with Tipper Gore.

    7. Re:Better Things To Do... by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      She is, however, a liberal in the sense that other liberals will vote for her.

      Unfortunately, that is all that will matter in the end.

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    8. Re:Better Things To Do... by Rolan · · Score: 1

      Seems to me a huge liberal, Hilary Clinton, got this ball rolling in NY state. Which has nothing to do with what I said. You think that a "huge liberal" doesn't want votes?

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    9. Re:Better Things To Do... by vinohradska · · Score: 1

      It Take a Village to Belong to All Your Base

    10. Re:Better Things To Do... by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Not only that, but throw this into their face.

      If virtual child pornography, released under the guise that it is real is constitutionally protected - then you can most definitely show poorly rendered sex in a fictional setting.

      Also, the ESRB is a voluntary board, there is no regulation stating that a game has to be rated in order to be sold to the public. Any attempt to deceive the ESRB should be frowned upon by the Video Game development community, but nothing illegal was done. You can release a movie as NR without a problem, you can also release a game without a rating. This is not a place for the FTC to get involved.

      The thing to do would to eloquently write your congressman\congresswoman and your state reps and tell them what a crock of shit this is. Let them know that there are more important things to be making a spectacle of in the public eye, and that if these subjects are not addressed, we will use our combined intelligence and knowledge to prevent their re-election.

    11. Re:Better Things To Do... by badasscat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seems to me a huge liberal, Hilary Clinton, got this ball rolling in NY state.

      Except that Hillary Clinton is a Senator, and this was a vote in the House of Representatives.

      In fact, this resolution was introduced by a Republican congressman from Indiana. Here he is.

      Hillary Clinton is just fishing for votes; this guy actually believes it's worth wasting real congressional workday hours on.

    12. Re:Better Things To Do... by Captain_Frisk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its not a big secret that Kerry lost an election that many feel seemed to be unloseable.

      W's secret? A bunch of bible thumpers who vote for whoever Jesus tells them to.

      The democrats are just trying to grab an easy piece of the "right wing nutjob" pie. Hoping that if all candidates have the same view on morality, then theres actually a decision to make.

    13. Re:Better Things To Do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Don't try to dump Hillary Roddam-Roddam on us conservatives, she does not believe in anything we do. We don't want her.

      As a conservative, I think trying to regulate this while thing is wrong. Let the parents do it, you cannot legislate morality.

      As far as this whole thing being Republican / Democrat thing, I don't buy it. This is simply political maneuvering to get votes. Both parties are equally scummy here. It's a stab at getting concerned parents to pay attention to their inane flailing about.

      Had those parents bothered to research what their children were playing in the first place, this would not have been an issue.

    14. Re:Better Things To Do... by Nasarius · · Score: 2, Insightful
      She is, however, a liberal in the sense that other liberals will vote for her.

      No, Democrats will vote for her. Real liberals will laugh at her and vote Green, knowing that she'll win anyway.

      Hillary, Joe Lieberman, Tipper Gore, etc. are some of the most socially conservative politicians in the United States. Just because Rush calls them "libs" doesn't make it so.

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    15. Re:Better Things To Do... by th3space · · Score: 1

      Seems to me a huge liberal, Hilary Clinton, got this ball rolling in NY state.

      Now let's be fair...Hilary isn't anywhere near as big as was Monica. Oh...erm...you weren't talking about her physical size, were you?

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    16. Re:Better Things To Do... by NetPoser · · Score: 0

      Hilary, if you can't stop your own husband for splooging on an intern what makes you think you can stop video games from doing the same?

    17. Re:Better Things To Do... by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      Sadly, most Democrats I know call themselves liberal. All the people who want the living wage, free healthcare, no war in Iraq are planning to vote for Hillary, and all of them call themselves liberal.

      So it is not just Rush that calls them "libs"; they call themselves "libs". However, that still does not make them so, I guess.

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    18. Re:Better Things To Do... by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

      Right-wing nutjobs is right, but I don't think Jesus told anybody to vote for W. Speaking as a Christian, I think it's pretty easy to see W for who he is. Unfortunately, the right-wing-nutjob-sect hear all the talk about W's "faith-based initiatives" or whatever BS, and automatically go for him. They don't actually think about it like they're supposed to, they just blindly follow the person that says "God" the most.

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    19. Re:Better Things To Do... by DLWormwood · · Score: 2, Informative
      I only WISH the people from Rockstar get up there in front of the House and basically say "Screw you...we'll make anything we want and you idiots won't do anything about it...

      Funny, this is almost what William Gaines tried to do (abeit more modestly) when he defended E.C. Publications' "horror" comic books that came under attack after Dr. Wertham published a book lambasting "seduction" in the media. The PR backlash from the public from Gaines' defense in Congress eventually set the comics industry back several decades, at least that's how Scott McCloud tells the tale...

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    20. Re:Better Things To Do... by th3space · · Score: 1

      I bow to you, sir. Your joke was far superior to mine...granted, I did provide the set up.

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    21. Re:Better Things To Do... by Phisbut · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Also, the ESRB is a voluntary board, there is no regulation stating that a game has to be rated in order to be sold to the public. Any attempt to deceive the ESRB should be frowned upon by the Video Game development community, but nothing illegal was done.

      It's even worse than that...

      Their basic premise is that Rockstar intentionally deceived the ESRB in order to 'peddle sexually explicit material to our youth'

      ... to our youth? To our youth? It's rated Mature (17+), and it's peddling material to our fucking youth?!? I know those elders want to "stay young" as long as they can and want to consider themselves as still in their hip years, but someone who is 17 is anything buy in their "youth".

      Every definition of "youth" I can find refers to a period "before maturity". Therefore, if the ESRB considers 17+ to be Mature, Rockstar never tried to do anything to their youth.

      GAWD!!!

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    22. Re:Better Things To Do... by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why don't we do ourselves a favor and label all politicians conservative.

      All this democrat/republican garbage is all the same nowadays. Mayor Ventura said... "We have 1 more choice than Iraq."

    23. Re:Better Things To Do... by twilight30 · · Score: 1

      "Dammit, tell me where I can buy an old version of GTA-SA now?! Can't kill a person to get it now!!!!"

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    24. Re:Better Things To Do... by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1
      Never even thought of that. I guess in order for you to be an adult you have to be able to vote. Until then, you're a "youth."

      What I don't understand, how is this such a big deal if games such as The Guy Game and Playboy: The Mansion, which both BLATENTLY peddle sex, get an M rating?

    25. Re:Better Things To Do... by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      A bit off-topic, but, Scott McCloud isn't one to be called informative.

      And Rockstar shouldn't be at trial for anything as ridiculous as this. Our government has many more pressing matters at hand than getting angry at a publisher whose games were bought by parents who could (hopefully) see the ESRB rating and not care.

    26. Re:Better Things To Do... by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      > Don't try to dump Hillary Roddam-Roddam on us conservatives, she does not believe in anything we do.

      I dunno, both of you are out to shelter us all from the idea that people have sex, under the color of legislation. I think Hillary's made for you right-wingers.

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    27. Re:Better Things To Do... by trixillion · · Score: 1

      If history is any judge, Scientology will be a perfectly acceptable religion in another hundred years or so. Don't forget that Christianity too was once a really crazy wacked out cult to the majority of people. For those of us who reject religion, Christianity and Scientology don't seem all that different.

    28. Re:Better Things To Do... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Indiana, Michigan, they're so much alike!

    29. Re:Better Things To Do... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Because we have no choice. Its vote for her, and get someone who shows at least some of our political beliefs in office, or vote for a 3rd party and let Jeb Bush (or whoever runs) in instead. Its picking the lesser of two evils.

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    30. Re:Better Things To Do... by trentfoley · · Score: 2, Informative

      Michigan Congressman Fred Upton is leading the congressional effort to investigate Rockstar Games.

      Republican congressman from Indiana? No.

    31. Re:Better Things To Do... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      If Jesus told them to vote for someone, that would be a step up. Most so-called "Christians" believe that Jesus saved them in the past, but as a person has nothing to do with them today. They think that their only connection with God is the Bible.

    32. Re:Better Things To Do... by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      That is the same argument that got Bush elected. A lot of people in the Republican party hate Bush, but still vote for him, because he is the "lesser" of two evils.

      Eventually this attitude will get us to the point where the only to options will be Bush from Republicans and Bush look-alike from the Democrats, and the only difference between them will be one will be against abortion, the other one for, and everyone will vote based on that alone.

      Wait. We are pretty much already there. Sigh.

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    33. Re:Better Things To Do... by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      That's pretty funny. Accuse Scott McCloud of not being informative, and back it up with a PA cartoon.

      Scott is wrong (and right) about a lot when it comes to the future of online comics, but in the case of the "Seduction of the Innocent" thing, he's exactly right in how it went down. Congress isn't going to fuck around when it comes to things like this, and even though they may be doing it for all the wrong reasons, that doesn't change the fact that something will likely be done. The video games industry and the ESBR needs to get their shit together and quick, before Congress blows the whole industry out of the water.

      The bottom line is that somebody at Rockstar needs to have their ass handed to them for this, and in a very public manner. When Congressional committees start using phrases like "peddle sexually explicit material to our youth" the shit is about ready to hit the fan.

    34. Re:Better Things To Do... by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "W's secret? A bunch of bible thumpers who vote for whoever Jesus tells them to."

      W's real secret: have the republican-controlled state election board in ohio make it very hard for people in democratic leaning districts to cast their vote, by providing insufficient and unreliable voting machines to their districts.

      8 hour lines, anyone? In my well-off neighborhood, I only had to wait about 5 minutes.

    35. Re:Better Things To Do... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Of course things like free health care involve taxes (or do they expect the docs to work out of altruism?) which last I checked are against the core of liberal economic beliefs. Aren't "taxes for the common good" more socialist style?

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    36. Re:Better Things To Do... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      We don't want her.

      Since it doesn't seem the other side wants her either, what does that make her? Margaret Thatcher II.?

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    37. Re:Better Things To Do... by scolby · · Score: 1

      Right, but Hillary's the biggest name, so she's the target of everyone's reaction, be it positive or negative. Speaking of negative reaction, I can't wait til someone in the mod community decides to "thank" Hillary for her diligence by modifying Hot Coffee to portray good ol' Slick Willy "not having sexual relations" with Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office.

    38. Re:Better Things To Do... by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      And Rockstar shouldn't be at trial for anything as ridiculous as this. Our government has many more pressing matters at hand than getting angry at a publisher whose games were bought by parents who could (hopefully) see the ESRB rating and not care.

      Let alone, be at trial by OUR LEGISLATIVE BRANCH. Who do the people at the House & Senate think they are, the Illuminati? They're dealing with the people, as if they were the police or the judicial branch (this and Terry Shiavo are examples). What the hell is going on?

    39. Re:Better Things To Do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably not even that long. Look how long it took homosexuality, a vile, abhorrent action between two non-conjoining individuals to become mainstream. They're so mainstream now, that they're recruiting little kids into their pedofests, all for their own pleasure.

      "Gay Pride Parades" are just a mask for the ignorant.

    40. Re:Better Things To Do... by KillShill · · Score: 1

      the secret is diebold and es&s.

      that the american people would tolerate vote fraud is a very dangerous precident.

      diebold's ceo is quote as saying

      "committed
      to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year."

      and the massive amount of evidence that the mainstream media hasn't even touched on.

      www.blackboxvoting.org for more info.

      britain was also caught in the last election in an enormous vote fraud operation. their agents were also caught hauling away bags and bags of ballots.

      that neither nation has indicted these criminals says a lot.

      http://www.google.com/search?q=deliver+ohio

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    41. Re:Better Things To Do... by dynamo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The bottom line is that somebody at Rockstar needs to have their ass handed to them for this, and in a very public manner.

      Are you out of your fucking mind?
      With all the shit that made it into the publically known version of the game, I can't believe the sex part is even an issue for anyone.

      The game is rated for mature audiences. Mature (aka 'adult') audiences, even by american ultra-prude standards, can handle sexual (aka 'adult') material. Do the math.

    42. Re:Better Things To Do... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      I see you understand my point

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    43. Re:Better Things To Do... by czarangelus · · Score: 1

      They're consolidating power in the Executive Branch in hopes of turning us into a defacto Imperial oligarchy.

      Hey, you asked!

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    44. Re:Better Things To Do... by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 1

      With all the shit that made it into the publically known version of the game, I can't believe the sex part is even an issue for anyone.

      I can't speak for anyone else but I really don't care that GTA:SA has sex in it. However, I do think that Rockstar needs to have a huge kick in the ass for lieing about it. Rockstar lied to the ESRB about content and then they lied to the public. And before someone starts don't give me that "it wasn't supposed to be part of the game" BS, if it wasn't supposed to be part of the game, then it shouldn't have been on the CD.

    45. Re:Better Things To Do... by patternjuggler · · Score: 1

      This is just another election ploy by the house to get votes from the "conservative" and "religious" demographics.

      This isn't a ploy, this is democracy in action. If the video game playing demographic doesn't bother to vote, they are going to get stepped on.

    46. Re:Better Things To Do... by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      Uh, the final vote was 355 to 21. Not all of those 355 congressmen who voted for it were either Republicans or Democrats hoping for a run for president in 2008. Believe it or not, this is a bipartisan issue. Democrats have a long history of political correctness and trying to be the nation's parents, in fact probably more so than Republicans. Remember which politician's wife it was that started the PMRC? I'll give you a hint, her first name was Tipper and her last rhymed with Bore.

      And how does the fact that Hillary is in the Senate refute the fact that she was a driving force in the public outcry against the game which resulted in the house vote? Are you seriously claiming that Senators have no influence outside of the Senate?

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    47. Re:Better Things To Do... by drjenk · · Score: 1

      Actually I would consider myself on the conservative side, and I consider this whole situation laughable. I fail to see the sudden concern over our children seeing some dry humping, when all through the game people are being killed left and right. Which is worse? I tend to think this whole thing is no more than a parenting issue, and government should stay the hell out of it. The game already had an M rating, which means over 17. If a 17+ year old kid has life long problems over seeing video game characters go through the motions, are you telling me any 17+ year old hasn't seen much more graphic detail in the form of downloadable content? If a kid is technically adept enough to unlock the content on GTA, they most certainly have downloaded their share of hardcore porn off the net. So I fail to see where the government feels it's going to help the situation at all. It is parenting 100%.

    48. Re:Better Things To Do... by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At the moment we have no alternative. In local elections a 3rd party has a chance, at nationals they don't. You'd need to kill the electoral college and plurality voting. Until then, the lesser of two evils is better than a neo-con.

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    49. Re:Better Things To Do... by DigitalDwarf · · Score: 0

      Rockstar games proudly presents: GTA: Porn!!! Thats right now you play a Madam that robs cars, kills cops, and makes some cash on the side selling your wares. (ROFL!!!) Hell, why not just make PORN the Video Game. Cut to the chase and get it all over with. Or even worse if the Gov have there way they will make Rockstar Game make video games based on the Tellitubies. (Shutter)

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    50. Re:Better Things To Do... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Actually, Hillary Clinton acts like a moderate in the same sense that scientology acts like a religion.

      She's as liberal as the day is long, but is going to have to play to the middle for at least the next couple of years if she wants to be President in 2009. Fortunately, she's got Howard Dean running interference at the helm of the DNC, and Dean is so liberal that he could make Ralph Nader look like a Nazi.

    51. Re:Better Things To Do... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Conservative?

      How about Pestilence, or "Wrath of God", or Vampires?

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    52. Re:Better Things To Do... by mink · · Score: 1

      We do not need to kill the EC, we need to get rid of that bullshit, unamerican, unconstitutional, unrepresentative of the will of the people, winner takes all bullshit allocation. As long as the EC votes are divided by the vote we stand a fair chance IMO.

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    53. Re:Better Things To Do... by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, lets say a 3rd party did come along, and got 1 major state (or equivalent amount of individual votes without winner take all- say 20, approximately Illinois). Neither major candidate would be able to get a majority of the EC. The EC is not a plurality system, you *must* have a majority vote to win. The election would then go to the House of Representatives with 1 vote per state, as per the US Constitution. So whoever has a majority in the House (or can form an alliance with the minority 3rd party) wins.

      Thats why the EC has to go as well- if it doesn't, adding a 3rd party to the mix just nullifies the popular election.

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    54. Re:Better Things To Do... by mink · · Score: 1

      Unless the EC vote was split evenly between all candidates there would be some kind of majority. Or am I not understanding what you are trying to say?

      Once winner take all is gone more votes from various states would end up showing for different groups.

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    55. Re:Better Things To Do... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      To win the EC, you need 50%+1 votes, *not* the highest number. Its in the Constitution. If you fail to get 50%+1, it goes to the House. So a real 3 way race, it *will* go to the House.

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    56. Re:Better Things To Do... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      I have a much stricter view of the term liberal , to which i would ascribe my own political leanings. Defiantly far far more liberal than would be commonly accepted as liberal in the USA.
      Its a cultural thing i think ,and to me they both appear rather authoritarian .
      To me it is inconceivable that anyone who would call themselves a liberal could believe in censorship in any form,

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    57. Re:Better Things To Do... by mink · · Score: 1

      Oh, *THAT* kind of majority.
      That also would need to be fixed.

      Personally I think humanity should just be exterminated (and yes that includes me), but thats less likely then a change to our electoral system.

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  2. Naked Sims! OH NOES! by jon787 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I said it before and I'll say it again, to be fair they should prosecute Maxis too!

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    1. Re:Naked Sims! OH NOES! by SpaFF · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well if they really want to be fair, they should persecute Matel too. How dare they ship a product (Barbie and Ken Dolls) where "hackers" can easily modify the product to display nudity (remove the doll's clothes) and put the characters in compromising positions!

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    2. Re:Naked Sims! OH NOES! by sjf83 · · Score: 1

      The point is that Rockstar included the "sex" material in the origanal game. Neither maxis or matel did, their games were modified to include it.

    3. Re:Naked Sims! OH NOES! by Taimoor · · Score: 1

      Wrong. This was also only accessible through a third-party patch.

      ~Tai

    4. Re:Naked Sims! OH NOES! by sjf83 · · Score: 1

      yes but the actual content was all ready included in the game, this wasn't the case with the other two companies

    5. Re:Naked Sims! OH NOES! by ajservo · · Score: 1

      No, actually, if you take Barbie's clothes off, she's as naked as a naked sim is in the game. No 3rd party modifications needed.

    6. Re:Naked Sims! OH NOES! by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      Mattel also encourages our children to engage in extreme body modification! Ken is a nullo! A nulllooooo!!!!!

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    7. Re:Naked Sims! OH NOES! by PIBM · · Score: 1

      Can someone get rid of him ? Just pass on him with your latest police car .. and make sure to do it 3-4 times, just to be sure ;)

    8. Re:Naked Sims! OH NOES! by jon787 · · Score: 1

      Yeah after I saw that I was afraid he might have gotten the idea from the last time I posted this joke.

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    9. Re:Naked Sims! OH NOES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, i guess if i take all those 1s and 0s and align them properly, i can create a porn movie!

  3. what a bunch of BS by j-turkey · · Score: 1

    Let the witch hunt begin!

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  4. I'll be first by pudding7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shooting hookers
    Shooting cops
    Running over pedestrians
    Stealing cars
    Throwing grenades
    Stealing tanks and smushing old ladies
    Joyriding
    Speeding
    Killing hundreds, literally

    All ok.

    But how dare they show some cartoon boobie!

    1. Re:I'll be first by kinkos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The parents comment seems to be the general consensus (at least in my area). But why does the FTC really need to investigate Rockstar? I'll bet $10 that the FTC spends thousands of dollars on an investigation, and their report ends up stating that hackers bypassed Rockstars reasonable protection against viewing said explicit material. Case closed, Rockstar never intentionally mislead anyone to get the M rating.

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    2. Re:I'll be first by kk49 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey! Next time put up a spoiler warning.

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    3. Re:I'll be first by sneakers563 · · Score: 1
      All ok.

      Come on, all the GTA games (and particularly GTA III) have been subjected to intense criticism over the level of violence. I'm sure the same congressmen pushing for an investigation (which is asinie, btw) would decry the level of violence as well.

      The real question is what was Rockstar doing wasting their time making a lame minigame depicting simulated sex between fully clothed people? I would've expected more from them, frankly.

    4. Re:I'll be first by Jarlsberg · · Score: 1
      The real question is what was Rockstar doing wasting their time making a lame minigame depicting simulated sex between fully clothed people? I would've expected more from them, frankly.

      They probably just made it to see how it would work, then decided they couldn't get away with it and removed game path that led to this event. In light of the recent debacle, maybe they should have removed it altogether, but who would have there would be so much fuss about it? To top it off, it's a pretty innocent thing. It's just a one minute segment with a guy with his pants still on having sex with a naked girl. It's pretty boring stuff.

    5. Re:I'll be first by hords · · Score: 1

      But how dare they show some cartoon boobie!

      It must be more than showing a cartoon boobie considering God of War for the PS2 shows women in your bed with their breasts fully exposed and it is rated M. I imagine they want it rated AO because it actually shows them in the act of having sex, maybe not detailed, but obvious? I personally haven't seen the mod in action so I can't say.

  5. That premise is pretty messed up :) by SocialEngineer · · Score: 1

    I guess they had to have SOMETHING for the press, though.

    There are a number of easier ways to get porn - most people wouldn't consider a video game quality porn, anyway.

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    1. Re:That premise is pretty messed up :) by grub · · Score: 2, Interesting

      most people wouldn't consider a video game quality porn, anyway.

      Right, it's just a novelty. (look for the hot coffee videos on eMule, they're funny but a one-trick pony) The politicians have to make a stink about EVIL SEX as a smoke screen to what's really important (deficit, unemployment, etc). I'm pretty liberal but Hillary Clinton is a useless cunt not worthy of cleaning my toilet.

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    2. Re:That premise is pretty messed up :) by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's a thought: Give Hillary a Dell PC, a copy of GTA:SA, and an internet connection. See if she can get the boobies scene. No "lifelines" allowed.

    3. Re:That premise is pretty messed up :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm trying to decide if that line would make a better T-shirt or bumper sticker. Either way you should print some up.

  6. Why don't you... by HaloZero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Go, and play the game. Find the hot-coffee mod for yourself. Look at it. Then be ashamed, while games like Playboy: The Mansion, and XXX Volleyball are still on store shelves (rated M for Mature).

    Be very fucking ashamed at yourselves.

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    1. Re:Why don't you... by MBCook · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that "The Guy Game", which no self-respecting man would ever touch, was on shelves for quite a while. The only reason it got pulled was a legal snafoo (one of their permission forms to allow a girl's image to be used was signed when she was under age, and thus invalid). You get games like Leisure Suit Larry's latest version (nothing wrong with it per se, but wouldn't it be a better example than the Sims 2) are still there. DOA: Beach Vollyball is on the shelves, you have a game like Bloodrayne that you could probably make an argument about. And let's not forget "Singles: Flirt Up Your Life".

      I agree with my parent. There are much worse games out there (in the sense that they are "dangerous" out of the box, without a mod).

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    2. Re:Why don't you... by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough Leisure Suit Larry's latest had to be censored to get the Mature rating. I seperate AO rated "uncut" version was available. The European version was uncensored as well. Pretty funny when you consider how tame the cartoon sexuality is in Leisure Suit Larry.

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  7. That's right... by grub · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...justify your comfy jobs by going after a video game maker. Ignore the fact that the evil sex bits needed some pretty fancy dancing to have them show up.

    Won't somebody think of the children?!

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  8. Adults only rating by teksno · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the adults only rating should be used more often...

    its not used because it would mean that the 15 year old with his b-day $$ cant go but the latest gore spiller. if the rating was used more we might actually see parents take a larger intrest in what their kids are playing when the parent themselves has to buy the game vs the teenage kid.

    though it will still do nothing for the idiots that just buy what ever game their kid is begging for and let them play it regardless.

    1. Re:Adults only rating by GeneralHorel · · Score: 1, Insightful

      though it will still do nothing for the idiots that just buy what ever game their kid is begging for and let them play it regardless.

      This is exactly the problem with parents these days, not all mind you, just the ones who let thier 12-15 year olds play GTA or such and then get up-in-arms about the game when a mod gets released that shows bad cartoon sex with fully dressed adults. These parents need to get a god damn clue.

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    2. Re:Adults only rating by Cornflake917 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      its not used because it would mean that the 15 year old with his b-day $$ cant go but the latest gore spiller.

      But an M rating (that states the game is for 17+) should also prevent a 15 year old from getting that game. How would making a game AO force parents to take more interest in their kids' games? You are just changing a few letters and numbers on a box.

      I think ESRB should just get rid of AO all together. Or at least combine M and AO. I don't understand how 1 year makes such a big difference.

  9. This has gotten out of hand by Nos. · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A game that depicts and rewards as much violence as the GTA series has, has missions where killing cops and civillians gains you status and money, and is generally about the rise to power of a crime lord, and they're worried about a sex scene that porn collectors wouldn't waste the time to download. Geez, priorities are out of whack.

    A company cannot be allowed to profit from deceit. So pick a relatively small company to go after, since the bigger ones are so much harder. You think Rockstar is the only or even one of the worst companies making money from deceit? Think again

    1. Re:This has gotten out of hand by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      A game that depicts and rewards as much violence as the GTA series has, has missions where killing cops and civillians gains you status and money, and is generally about the rise to power of a crime lord, and they're worried about a sex scene that porn collectors wouldn't waste the time to download. Geez, priorities are out of whack.

      Welcome to America, the land where violence is cool, but don't you dare show a bare nipple on TV...!

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    2. Re:This has gotten out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A company cannot be allowed to profit from deceit. So pick a relatively small company to go after, since the bigger ones are so much harder. You think Rockstar is the only or even one of the worst companies making money from deceit?

      They tried it, and Microsoft took them into the judges chambers and spanked them. With their clothes on!

  10. Our Great Leaders by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's a stupendous quote from the Honorable (guffaw!) Fred Upton, representative from Michigan:

    "It appears that the publisher has blatantly circumvented the rules in order to peddle sexually explicit material to our youth, and they should be held accountable. A company cannot be allowed to profit from deceit."

    Never mind that this title wasn't supposed to be sold to youths (17+), or that it already boasts loads of sexual and violent content.

    That said, the facts don't even matter here. Rockstar had a software quality SNAFU that is providing politicians a soapbox opportunity. Betcha those easter eggs will get fewer and farther between, eh?

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    1. Re:Our Great Leaders by chriso11 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Actually, my thought on that sentence - "A company cannot be allowed to profit from deceit.", is that it is actually OK to profit from deceit if you are an Oil company or Wall Street.

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  11. OK by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    I want to be there when they "review" the evidence. Wonder if it will be on C-Span.

    1. Re:OK by Winterblink · · Score: 2, Informative

      I doubt it. Would you want to stand up in front of a room full of people + a television audience and explain, after showing the intensely explicit imagery in Hot Coffee, why there's even a problem?

      Personally, I'd love it if they did. I'd love to watch them carjack some poor old lady's car, run over the hookers crossing the street and smashing into a delivery truck, and getting the cops chasing them. They'd run over cops at roadblocks and spray Uzis out the driver windows at rival gangs, so they can get to the house to show off the Hot Coffee polygonal sex.

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    2. Re:OK by over_exposed · · Score: 2, Funny

      The best part of that whole scenario is that they'll have to pull a 15 year old kid off the street to demo all of this because they can't figure out how to drive straight on their own. Yeah, I'd pay to see that happen.

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  12. Double standard by kawika · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "A company cannot be allowed to profit from deceit."

    A government or political party, on the other hand...

    1. Re:Double standard by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      "A company cannot be allowed to profit from deceit."

      A government or political party, on the other hand...

      Pahahahaha. That's the funniest thing I've read all day.

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    2. Re:Double standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for mentioning this.. first thing I thought of was "Haliburton"... :) Feels like I'm in a bad comedy when you hear idiots like that and open their mouths. Honestly, how do these people get elected???

    3. Re:Double standard by OhPlz · · Score: 1
      Honestly, how do these people get elected???

      Seen South Park? For President we had a choice between a Walking Turd and a Douche Sandwhich. I imagine the same is true for senate races, reps and such. A representative democracy really only works if there's someone worth voting for.

  13. Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anyone remember that scandal about Karl Rove? Leaking the name of a CIA agent?

    Doesn't the House have slightly more important things to be doing than starting an investigation against a video game?

    Someone in the White House may have placed individuals who gave intelligence at risk, breaking the law in the process. So Congress responsds by... INVESTIGATING TITTIES IN A VIDEO GAME!

    Yes, I know, not directly. It still seems like they're looking for something - anything - to replace Karl Rove with in the news.

    1. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      EXACTLY!
      rising gas prices? increased terror attacks? the Karl Rove debacle? a controversial supreme court justice? (well, to be fair, there's never been a non-controversial one) no look! a videogame! quick everyone, look over here, no time to let any thoughts about those other issues sink in!

      this administration makes me sick

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    2. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      You forgot the most important thing:

      What about the children?

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    3. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the House have slightly more important things to be doing than ... INVESTIGATING TITTIES IN A VIDEO GAME

      The question isn't whether or not the house has more important things to do, the question is, given their track record on things like titties in video games, do you WANT them to focus on anything more important.

    4. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by orgelspieler · · Score: 1
      this administration makes me sick

      You're joking right? I haven't been able to find any presidential comment on all this video game hoopla. In Congress, it was not just Republicans making a stink about this "sex scandal." The vote was 355-21. In fact, I think Senator Clinton (D-NY) has been one of the most vocal politicians in all of this. It looks to me like the House was just playing catch-up with this absurd FTC request.

      One last thing, gas prices aren't that bad. Of course they're rising; demand is increasing, and supply is decreasing. According to any economics theory, that's a recipe for price increases. If you're going to complain about the Bush administration, stick with some of your other arguments.

    5. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by amliebsch · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Anyone remember that scandal about Karl Rove [google.com]? Leaking the name of a CIA agent? In the interest of accuracy, he didn't leak her name, only her relationship to Wilson. Also, her status as a CIA agent was not exactly secret.

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    6. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by wibs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, did someone just defend Karl Rove? For some reason I just got all shivery.

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    7. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      perhaps i shouldn't have said "administration" then, what i really meant to say was:

      "this GOVERNMENT makes me sick"

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    8. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, you know how it is...a lawyer can defend anyone. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law and the facts are both against you...change the subject.

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    9. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Now there's a sentiment everybody can agree with!

    10. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Karl Rove is a slashdot troll.

    11. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by trixillion · · Score: 1

      Sure, but there is no money in going after Rove. Whereas there is all kinds of money in going after video games.

      Also, you might be surprised that video game companies relish this sort of stuff. Nothing is going to come of it. So Rock Star's marketing deparment is probably pee-in-your-pants giddy at this point. I mean come on, a Congressional investigation. You just cannot buy that kind of advertising. And right in the middle of the summer slump too. Don't think for one second they didn't play an active role in getting the original TV feeds up onto the main sattelite news feeds for the networks. You CAN buy that kind of advertising.

      Come Chrismas, someone's getting a big fattie of a bonus. Funny thing is, once this starts to cool down a little, some sad lout in the dev team will probably get fired as a sacrificial lamb. Then more press, whoo hooo.

    12. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by trixillion · · Score: 1

      OK, that firing the dev bit was out of line. I know quite a few people in publisher marketing. And they are all nice people who would not go quite that far. Now the CXO's on the other hand...

    13. Re:Don't they have slightly more important stuff? by barzok · · Score: 1

      Gas prices are as much, if not more, a state problem than federal. I paid $2.149 for gas this weekend in NJ. Across the border, in PA, it was $2.309 or more. Across yet another border, in NY (second-highest state gas taxes in the US, IIRC), upwards of $2.50 in places.

  14. All of 'em by GuitarNeophyte · · Score: 1

    Man, they've all been like that. It's an entire series of games all about doing illegal stuff, and shooting cops, "making use of" prostitutes, etc.

    It's been there since the first one, but nobody even lifted a finger -- government wise -- until now. It's been like three or four years.

    Wow.

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  15. Do we really need an investigation? by MattW · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's not really a mystery here. Rockstar put in a sex minigame. A hacker unlocked it. It was not accessible without a patch or hack, which probably violates the EULA.

    Also, what is the big deal here? The game was already rated 'M for Mature'; that's 17+, according to the ESRB. In a majority of states, you can already play the sex mini-game legally in real life. Is there some reason sex should be legal at 16, but a sex-themed video game should be illegal until you're 18?

    1. Re:Do we really need an investigation? by shane_rimmer · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Sexually explicit scenes or scenes with over the top violence are often filmed for movies, but those scenes are often cut when it comes time to get the rating the studio would like.

      In this case, it seems some content was deemed inappropriate for the rating they wanted with the game, so it was disabled. I work as a programmer, so I know how tempting it is to just disable those parts rather than to completely delete them.

    2. Re:Do we really need an investigation? by Zeussy · · Score: 1

      Well, if your under 18 you can only do it with ur eyes closed or in the perfect dark. Your allowed to do it, but not see it.

    3. Re:Do we really need an investigation? by einTier · · Score: 1
      This is exactly what I thought happened from day one. Here's the scenario as it appeared in my mind.

      1. Programmer creates sex minigame, probably with the consent of his manager.

      2. CEO|COO|CLO|Suit sees minigame, releases the potential legal (and financial) ramifications, and says, "yeah, you can't do that. Take it out."

      3. Programmer realizes that taking out all the relevant code not only will take a long time, but might cause unforseen bugs in the program. Instead, he just writes a patch to cover it up so it can't be accessed. As far as he's concerned, it's been removed. When the boss sees the demo, he's happy and confident the 'problem' has been deleted.

      4. Programmer originally patched the game with the intent to unpatch it later when it goes on sale. When it goes on sale, he shows his friends how to access the previously deleted content, they have a big laugh, one of them leaks the mod out to the internet.

      5. Parent of some kid somewhere sees the Hot Coffee content, freaks out. News story is born.

      6. Rockstar denies the code was in the game, blames the modders. For all they know, they told the programmer to take the content out, he did, and they don't know how it got there.

      7. After checking the code, they see that it was indeed on there, but was never intended to be accessed. Oops.

      8. Media has field day.

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    4. Re:Do we really need an investigation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Change step 4, as I know Patrick (the man who made Hot Coffee) personally. He went through the data file himself and found the disabled content.

      Still, conspiracy theories can be entertaining, I guess.

    5. Re:Do we really need an investigation? by einTier · · Score: 1
      Cool. I orginally had two step 4s, because I believed that someone probably did pour over the code on the suspicion that something was missing in the interlude sequence.

      However, I took it out because I felt it was too confusing, and this is just a hypothesis about how it could have happened, not nessessarily how it did. The focus was really more on the side of "how could Rockstar have been so irresponsible and were they deliberately sneaking forbidden content by the ESRB?" and less so on how the content was found.

      I also noticed that I could have written step 4 better. I didn't mean to imply conspiracy, or even malice on the part of the programmer, just that he probably knew he could easily disable it post-production and have something cool to show off to friends. I know that I probably would have done such a thing. And, for all we know, he did, it just didn't leak, your friend just managed to find it.

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    6. Re:Do we really need an investigation? by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      Has Patrick had anything come down on him over this or has he avoided threats of lawsuits and such?

    7. Re:Do we really need an investigation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arguing about this is just beating your head against a brick wall made up of lies and hidden agendas.

      They're not doing it because it's offensive, they're doing it because it's catchy. I mean, the word SEX has one syllable, anyone can use it. Even morons.

  16. Values by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 1

    God forbid that kids see a bit of sex intermixed with their violence! It saddens me that a game centered around killing people, stealing cars, picking up prostitues, buying and selling drugs and various other criminal activities draws relatively little outcry from parents and even the staunchest conservatives, but that as soon as said game is discovered to contain some mildly-explicit sex scenes everyone goes crazy. Kids whose parents are naive enough to allow their children to play such a violent game are probably looking at internet porn already anyway, so it's nothing they haven't seen before.

    True, Rockstar did keep the sex scenes a secret and deceived the ratings board. For this they should maybe be fined (or whatever the normal course of action for that type of thing is). However, the outcry that these sex scenes have caused is ridiculous and there are much better things that congress could spend its money inquiring about.

    Anyone who honestly believes that the violent nature of GTA is fine for kids but that the sex isn't needs to very promptly re-examine his or her values.

    1. Re:Values by normal_guy · · Score: 1

      It's not true that they kept the scenes a secret. They are totally unavailable except in the PC version, and then only if they download a patch to modify the code. And we all know that you can't find any other racy material on the internet.

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    2. Re:Values by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God forbid that kids see a bit of sex intermixed with their violence! It saddens me that a game centered around killing people, stealing cars, picking up prostitues, buying and selling drugs and various other criminal activities draws relatively little outcry from parents and even the staunchest conservatives, but that as soon as said game is discovered to contain some mildly-explicit sex scenes everyone goes crazy.

      I'm confused. If the game involves picking up prostitutes, isn't sex already involved? If you don't pay them to have sex, they're not prostitutes... they're just scantily clad women at worst... Do they introduce themselves as "Sally the Prostitute" or something?!?

      And I heard from other posts that the people weren't even naked; so how is that a depiction of sex, aside from implied sex? And if it's only implied, then how is it unsuitable for anyone?

      I mean, a baby is evidence of implied sex as well... but those don't come with an R rating. I guess I'm just very, very confused.

      Is everything to do with sex this puritanical in the USA? I heard about this huge scandle where someone showed a nipple on TV, and the person got sued and the network got charged really big fines, but I wasn't sure if it was real or some kind of joke my friends were playing on me... is the US really that wierd? Everyone has nipples. I thought my friends were just kidding, but now I'm not sure.

    3. Re:Values by Lemental · · Score: 1

      Once again, conservatives arent at the forefront of this. Its Liberal wanna be Hillary and Joe Leiberman.

    4. Re:Values by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      Not quite true. Reportedly, the minigame has been unlocked on the PS2 version using 3rd party cheating devices. (It's nowhere near easy though)

      Either way, it's not normally available content.

    5. Re:Values by mink · · Score: 1

      I thought a Republican house tool is the one behind the house action. As Clinton even as evil as she is is a Senator and not party to this particular event in any meaningful way.

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  17. GTA is 10 years behind the times by Crimsane · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who remembers the old Rings of Power cheat that showed you the boobies on startup.

    For the good of /. and the public in general, I won't admit how much those boobies meant to me when I was 10, but I hope todays kids, all grown up, will think back and fondly remember the illicit gaming provided boobies, like I do rings of power.

    If anything, I say rockstar deserves a medal!

    1. Re:GTA is 10 years behind the times by Xaroth · · Score: 1

      Who remembers the old Rings of Power cheat that showed you the boobies on startup.

      What, no screenshots?

  18. Slashdot by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdot plays into the "bread and circuses" mentality that has gripped our nation for the past couple of decades. This is a real non-event designed to buy political karma for a select few, and drum up business for the folks on the other side of the argument.

    While our nation continues to decline in its engineering education, falling behind "second world" nations, we focus on the nerd version of "Entertainment Weekly". Fortune had a wonderful article talking about this, and what the U.S. must do if it wants to stay #1... their focus was on engineering (imagine that... business folks recognizing the need for engineers).

    Will we see this type of article on Slashdot? No. But will we see more articles like this one? Yup. Will we see stories on what breakfast cereal Google endorses? Probably.

    Mod down accordingly.
    Don't get me wrong, we need articles of all types to make the "Slashdot salad" complete. But it seems this site ignores articles that really make you think, and go for the gratuitous knee-jerk articles instead.

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    1. Re:Slashdot by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      Anyone else feel that the slashdot salad/omlette is just a weak excuse/justification to handpick stories which generate knee-jerk reactions and thus creating more ad revenue?

      Hey! Look! There is Microsoft leaving Google off the map!

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  19. From a Conversation with my Wife by GTRacer · · Score: 3, Insightful
    GTA:SA is rated either M or AO, meaning 17+ in the USA.

    If anyone UNDER 17 is playing a copy obtained by an underage person, the system failed.

    If anyone UNDER 17 is playing a copy obtained by a "legal" of-age person, then that person is presumably guilty of contributing to delinquency or somesuch (IANAL).

    As far as I know, Hot Coffee is only accessible through an extra, non-in-game process in any version. Source mod, cheat code, etc. Therefore, anyone accessing Hot Coffee is doing so in circumvention of the standard game code.

    Now, after ALL THAT, here's what I want to know...why isn't Hot Coffee (and M-rated gaming in general) treated like drinking? If I drink too muck and then "manslaughter" someone, do I get to finger Corona? No!

    In addition to GTA, I'm currently enjoying BloodRayne 2. I'm really enjoying the feeding fatalities. But if I go and slice up some poor schmoe, am I going to sue Majesco or Terminal Reality? No!

    What happened to adults taking personal responsibility for their own actions? I should be smart enough and responsible enough to know when I'm taking *any* vice too far. Games, sex, drugs, speeding, etc.

    GTRacer
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    1. Re:From a Conversation with my Wife by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      One pretty important fact your argument seems to have missed- ESRB ratings are not "laws" in that their recommendations are not enforced by any government agency and that a child who the recommendations say should not play the game is not guilty of anything and providing them to children is no more a crime than giving them R-rated movies. They are supposed to be enforced by parents aware of their childrens' purchases. The system fails when parents don't bother to acquire this awareness or try to prevent their children from playing games they don't feel are suitable for them.

  20. Open Letter to Rockstar Games North by xythis · · Score: 5, Insightful



    I'm writing because Rockstar Games North is at the center of the future. The Hot Coffee Mod has propelled you to the front lines of the culture wars. For many hundreds of years, crafty and selfish politicians have used the empty and meaningless phrase "family values" to enrage an otherwise apathetic public and solidify their power.

    The most recent self-aggrandizing political power-monger to attempt a power grab by denigrating the invented enemies of children and the family is Hillary Clinton. How hypocritical for a woman whose own family life is a public embarrassment to now attack a supposed enemy of the family. But of course it's no coincidence - it is precisely because her own family life is a joke that she must become a defender of the family. For what better way to advance her political career?

    You have a choice. Rockstar Games North has created the most aesthetically important piece of art since Andy Warhol was alive. Never in the history of the narrative form has a piece encouraged with such audacity the audience's identification with an anti-social character. And yet, it's a hit. Grand Theft Auto is one of the most popular video game series of all time. The question people should be asking is why do so many people dream of being an outlaw in their personal life rather than what effect this piece of art is having on our children.

    Then again, the outlaw has been a staple of the narrative form ever since the inception of the story. Men have always thrilled to tales of the criminal, the social deviant, and the outlaw. Obviously, part of the attacks on Grand Theft Auto are spurred by an anti-technological bias. It's likely that many who criticize have never even played a video game. It's even more likely that those who criticize have never played through a single game of Grand Theft Auto.

    Many criticisms are based on single, isolated elements of the game, and yet where's the criticism of the game as a whole? Criticizing GTA for a single element is like criticizing Huckleberry Finn or The Catcher in the Rye for a single word.

    The suggestion that Grand Theft Auto could somehow harm children is laughable. How is it possible for a video game to nullify the effects of poverty, racial discrimination, lack of opportunity, and - most importantly - the natural slights children experience as a result of interacting with other children? It's not possible. And for someone to suggest that a video game has a greater influence than any of these effects, combined or individually, on the personality of a growing child, is ridiculous. Your company is being attacked and demonized by individuals and organizations concerned only with increasing their own power. Clinton's and other groups' intentions are naked, obvious, and reprehensible.

    How many of us experienced violent content in art while growing up? How many of us experienced sexual content while growing up? Almost all of us. The Bible itself is full of violence and sex. Yet most of us are law-abiding citizens. In fact, I believe if the GTA audience were researched, we'd find that they are less likely to commit a crime than the general population. How likely is someone to be a criminal when they have the tenacity to make it through a 40+ hour narrative? How likely are they to be a criminal if imaginary anti-social acts satisfy them?

    You need to break yourselves off from Take Two and fight the good fight. You're established now. GTA will always sell. You can make other games that push the boundaries of the art form. And, if you follow this road, you'll have no competition. Almost all other companies will be cowed and scared.

    Good luck. I hope you decide to fight.

    1. Re:Open Letter to Rockstar Games North by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1
      I believe if the GTA audience were researched, we'd find that they are less likely to commit a crime than the general population.

      Considering that the primary audience is the teenage to young adult male, I believe you would find that you're wrong. Statistically, this is the single most violent group of all.

  21. This makes sense... by Evil+Trigun · · Score: 1

    Might I ask why they arent up in arms about God of War? It has explicit content as a minigame at the end of the first level. No patch is needed, no codes, just beat the first level on any difficulty. Also shouldnt the FTC have better things to do than go after one company that isnt necessarily that big when compared to HBO. HBO has porn on at 9pm at my house and anyone on the monthly "preview" can see it.

    1. Re:This makes sense... by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      In God of War, you see a table bounce and hear moaning. The "sexual act" is offscreen. Thats probably the main difference, you don't actually see the act in question.

  22. someone should... by PhilippeT · · Score: 1

    Someone should remind them that it's their future constituents their pissing off... game made for those above 17... I'm not a US citizen, thank god, but what's that 3-4 years before they vote? O wait most US citizens don't have a memory that long let alone their kids. Move along.

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    A psychopath can't tell the difference between right and wrong. A sociopath knows the difference - he just doesn't care.
  23. Profit from deceit? by TheLink · · Score: 5, Insightful

    US politicians saying that "a company cannot be allowed to profit from deceit"?

    What next? Investigations into where all the money actually went in Iraq? Go do a search for: budget audit iraq.

    "CPA staff identified at one ministry that although 8,206 guards were on the payroll, only 602 guards could be validated," the audit report states. "Consequently, there was no assurance funds were not provided for ghost employees."

    If all the US people are bothered about is "sex scenes" in computer games, they really have skewed priorities.

    Please stop drinking the kool-aid.

    Hmm, maybe it's all the thimerosal in the vaccines - so lots of people nowadays have damaged brains and so can't really think straight?

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  24. Get your attributions right, dammit by david.given · · Score: 1
    The quoted text in TFA wasn't from the BBC. It was Congressman Fred Upton of Michigan, who was being quoted by the BBC. There is a difference, you know.

    /me wanders off, muttering darkly about journalistic standards. Meh. Who am I kidding? This is Slashdot.

  25. We need an EFF for stupidity by craters · · Score: 1

    What we need is an action center for congressional stupidity. That way when our 'representatives' in the House and Senate decide to waste time with idiocy like this, we can let them have it with a deluge of email and faxes - all professionally written. Include highly rated comments like some that have made here and maybe we'll start to see some common sense return to D.C.

    I'd do it myself, but I'm too busy trying to find porn hacks in Half-Life 2.

  26. First Amendment Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Congress has no power to regulate videogames

  27. WTF? by FullCircle · · Score: 1

    The mod is less explicit than some TV commercials!

    Anyone playing this game is killing in the most hard-core sense of the word, selling drugs, beating up whores, yada, yada, yada....

    Man these people need to get a grip.

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    If tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. - James Madison
  28. Kill, murder, steal & destroy by gullevek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, thats fine. Lets see.

    GTA 1: Run over people, kill them with guns, run big tanks into police building to kill cops. Kick people out of their cars, or shoot them, to steal their car. Violence: very high, Sex: none -> okay

    GTA 2: same with little bit better graphics. Violence: Very high, Sex: none -> okay

    GTA now: semi-realistic 3D graphics. Kill, shoot, rob, destroy, explode, etc. Violence: Very hight, Sex: one dry hump -> CATSROPHY.

    In my opinion. American FCC makes itself a world wide joke. Seriously. Nobody here outside of America takes them serious and the bad thing is, nobody takes the rest of America serious either anymore thanks to those FCC & religious idiots. Great work, how some stupid sex-hating maniacs can do damage. Actually this is just something, where I can make fun of my American co-workers at office.

    I think they need to get laid. NOW. Right now ... Seriously ... they would work then on world peace ... or fighting hunger, poverty ... or ice cream that melts in the mouth and not in the hand.

    --
    "Freiheit ist immer auch die Freiheit des Andersdenkenden" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1871 - 1919
    1. Re:Kill, murder, steal & destroy by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      You are confusing FTC and FCC. FCC has no jursidiction in this case. FTC has minimal, and can only go after things like "truth in advertisement" violation in this case.

      I think they need to get laid. NOW. Right now ... Seriously ... they would work then on world peace ... or fighting hunger, poverty ... or ice cream that melts in the mouth and not in the hand.
      I sure hope that FCC is not going to work on this. They will not solve those things, and they have plenty of other work on their hands, like equipment certification.

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    2. Re:Kill, murder, steal & destroy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GTA 1 -> White guy
      GTA 2 -> White guy
      GTA 3 -> Black guy

      Let's see which one is causing the most fuss amoung the rich white politicians?

  29. Can't believe they said that by Percent+Man · · Score: 3, Informative

    "A company cannot be allowed to profit from deceit."

    The US Government said that? With a straight face?

  30. Re:(OT) by Bastian · · Score: 1

    this administration

    Heh, sometimes I wonder if the whole Clinton-Lewinsky debacle wasn't a similar attempt to divert the public's attention to all the bombing we were doing in Iraq at the time.

    I haven't been a member of the voting public for long, but every administration I've been through has made me sick in the same ways as the current one. It's just that this one seems to do it the more frequently, sometimes by an order of magnitude or two.

  31. Unnecessary Investigation by Tyrsenus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Those who have opposed the GTA series for its violence are now simply using "hot coffee" to promote their agenda.

    There are multitudes of people who wanted GTA banned or censored, but could not before because it was under the shield of the "17+" rating.

    Now that it has been found that some sexual, "18+" content has been found in a normally inaccessable part of the game, those people can (perhaps rightfully) claim that this content is illegal due to the fact that sexual content was sold to minors.

    What needs to be stated by the ESRB is what exactly is meant by a game rating. Do ratings reflect what is shown in normal parts of game play, or does it include easter eggs as well? What about content that is put in the final version but is only accessable by using mods, such as hot coffee?

    Most kids that would actually be "corrupted" by the kind of content in hot coffee are too young and not smart enough to hack into a computer game to find it. Putting inaccessable adult content in a game for minors is like giving a kid a safe with a porno mag inside and no combination.

    I don't think this needs a federal investigation, as this path may lead to censorship. The ESRB even said that this mess is over.

  32. How utterly hypocritical by Muad'Dave · · Score: 4, Funny

    A company cannot be allowed to profit from deceit."

    Because Congress has the monopoly on profiting from deceit.

    --
    Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
    1. Re:How utterly hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to Scotland in September - what must I not miss?

      If you're in Edinburgh, drop into the Jolly Judge pub for a quiet whisky and some free wi-fi. It's just off the royal mile, not far from the castle (not the castle where the queen stays, the other one). ;)

  33. Rogue Programmers! by Sigmalmtd · · Score: 1

    I don't mean to stick up for Rockstar, but I have a feeling that some programmers may have snuck the content in without management's approval or knowledge. Of course that doesn't say much for their Quality Control department...

    What Rockstar really needs to do is just come out and say that they have found the people who put the content in, and that they have been sacked. They won't be completely off the hook, but at least it will show that they are doing something about it. Hiding behind the problem, like they are doing now, will only make matters worse for them in the end.

  34. Deceit by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > "A company cannot be allowed to profit from deceit."

    What about politicians?

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  35. what exactly needs to be "investigated" here? by Khyron · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a complete waste of tax money, yours and mine, to make someone look like they're "doing something" about this "problem" when in fact there's no real problem here at all.

    Who did it? Rockstar developers, duh. Has anyone denied this? Is there any mystery? The game did not "conatin" these scenes, so who cares?

    If anything I'm surprised nobody is going after whoever figured it out for "circumvention" of something, since that seems to be all the rage.

    What's to be done? Nothing. Rockstar is already reprinting the game without the content in it. Nobody even had to tell them to, they just are.

    WHO CARES? THIS IS NOT NEWS.

    However fools everywhere are making it news, especially on Capitol Hill. You know all they're succeeding at?

    TURNING THIS ALL INTO A HUGE TAXPAYER FUNDED ROCKSTAR COMMERCIAL.

    Please, stop. Just STFU and sit down, everyone. Go do something else with my money, like defend freedom or something.

    1. Re:what exactly needs to be "investigated" here? by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      > TURNING THIS ALL INTO A HUGE TAXPAYER FUNDED ROCKSTAR COMMERCIAL.

      A fat load of good this will do when they decide to make an example out of Rockstar. Remember 2 Live Crew? (incidentally, our own favorite person Jack Thompson got the ball rolling on them). These guys were arrested. Hauled out of their homes.

      If you express something congress doesn't like, they will drag you off with the threat of violence on your person. Make no mistake.

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      I am no longer wasting my time with slashdot
  36. Lol, they'll want Laura Croft in a burka next !! by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    They came for the palmists,
    but I wasn't a palmist
    so I did nothing.
    They came for the bungee jumpers,
    but I wasn't a bungee jumper
    so I did nothing.
    They came for the players' agents,
    but I wasn't a players' agent
    so I did nothing.
    They came for the Charles Manson fans,
    but I wasn't a Charles Manson fan,
    so i did nothing.
    They came for the refloxoligists,
    but I wasn't a refloxoligist
    so I did nothing.
    They came for the camp TV chefs,
    but I wasn't a camp TV chef
    so I did nothing
    They came for the Romos,
    I laughed.
    They came for the martial arts enthusiasts,
    but I wasn't a martial arts enthusiast
    so I did nothing.
    They came for Eammon Holmes
    and I think I'm right in saying I applauded.
    They came for the Danni Behr
    I said she's over there
    behind the wardrobe.
    Turn a Blind Eye
    Sometimes it's best to turn a Blind Eye.
    -- Half Man Half Biscuit

    --
    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
  37. Excellent. by Strell · · Score: 1

    With the rate and time it takes Congress to complete investigations, we'll be up to the PS5 with GTA62: HO KILLAZ.

    --
    I'm not scared of anonymous cowards.
  38. THERE WAS NO BOOBIE! by mindaktiviti · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And I'm not yelling at the parent because he probably knows, but I just want to get the point across loud and clear: THERE WAS NO BOOBIE ACTION!

    Fully clothe is what you got with that modification.

    Now, with a naked skin mod, only then do you get to see something, and those are community created, Rockstar did not create naked skins. So these fucking politicians are just using this as an excuse for something, and this entire fiasco has been completely over-blown.

    1. Re:THERE WAS NO BOOBIE! by metamatic · · Score: 2, Informative

      In fact, the game features a mission where you rescue a hooker while she's being raped and murdered, and allows you to kill hookers with a chainsaw. That was OK, but the fact that you can modify the game to show fully clothed concensual sex is the big no-no.

      America is certifiably insane.

      --
      GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  39. I know your problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Some of you americans need to get laid.

    End of story.

  40. "Peddle?" by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

    Usually when I peddle something, I try to get it to other people. As opposed to, say, taking steps to prevent people from getting it. I shouldn't own any illegal firearms, but if somebody breaks into my home and steals them from me, does that make me an illegal weapons dealer because I should have put stronger locks on my doors? Rockstar at least tried to BS their way out of this. The House is blatantly lying.

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    English is easier said than done.
  41. For Pete and everyone else's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its sooo disturbing when a mob of people who have no idea of what they are dealing with have they're arms up in the air over nonsense. How can you possibly rate a game adults only for content that is virtuall inaccesable on a console unless you use a cheating device and and then acquire from the internet codes to unlock the content and then see that its not really the smut that they think that it is. It really seems like a bunch of guys screwing around and using thier free time to make a private game to pass around the office, I mean when you don't win the game it says "Failure to satisfy a woman is a CRIME!" and the protagonist is fully clothed at the time, so my question is what is this about digital breasts? Come on anyone who goes through this much trouble and has a computer has seen more than digital nipples and isin't going to be scarred for life! I fail to see why with so many other prevalent issues like the slave factories in Saipan that are directly linked people in power and instead of dealing with that they are having a heart attack about something as graphic as polygons dry humping with digital breasts shown. With the enormous resources that minors have to the internet this is a drop in the grand canyon, but the funny thing is that if the parents wanted to teach the kids a lesson then they should teach them not to be cheaters and not buy them the cheating device and the M rated game that gives them the access to this content, but then after all that would involve taking responsibility for shoddy parenting.

  42. how do we email our reps? by leland242 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, I hope this has upset you as much as it upsets me. Reading that sniveling worm of a politician's thoughts on GTA and how they are trying to peddle smut to the kiddies makes me want to vomit. And I don't even like GTA!

    Does anyone have a good site that we could use to write people involved in this "investigation"? Perhaps someone could draft a nice form letter we could all use?

  43. GRAND THEFT ELECTIONS: Ohio Edition by bmasel · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You drive around removing voting booths from black precincts....

    Won't see the Congress investigating that game.

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    Ben Masel: 51,282 votes for US Senate in the Wisconsin Democratic Primary
    1. Re:GRAND THEFT ELECTIONS: Ohio Edition by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      You drive around removing voting booths from black precincts....

      Won't see the Congress investigating that game.


      Maybe because it is would look like a political satire. (In addition to the fact that a game written like that would also contain a disclaimer as well.) It would also be considered criminal in most states, because that would look like an overt form of rigging votes.

      A better alternative is to write a "Gerrymandering" game where you have to draw electorial districts to maximize your chances of winning an election. This would be a much better satire since not many people are familiar with this concept - especially as zig-zagging an electorial district along a row of houses turns out to be a winning strategy (at least for the easier difficulties). In addition, "Gerrymandering" is still considered legal in some places, and thus there is no unlawful activity being committed.

  44. Can anyone remember by Zeussy · · Score: 1

    When the original GTA came out, back in Britain it almost got banned (from what i remembered) and the threat of that made it sell like shit off a shovel.

    Rockstar are riding the new wave. Rockstar North havnt overly reacted as

    A) They want to make it look like the game could be banned, more sales now, at the Premium Price.

    B) they are Scottish and don't give a shit about what some american's think about their game.

  45. Re:(OT) by nb+caffeine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    did you ever see the movie "wag the dog". It parallels what happened during clintons days, and has some echos of the current administration. Id like the movie even more than i already do, if it didnt seem so real...

    --

    "Something's wrong with you...and I hope we never do meet again." - Deftones When Girls Telephone Boys
  46. Throw the book at them! by Rhys · · Score: 1

    And by "them" I mean the idiot politicians. And by "book" I mean "a shelf full of steamy romance novels bought by a 10 year old at the local used book shop, goodwill, salvation army, etc."

    On the other hand, I'm looking at this and going, "female Zardoz"? "The gun is good the boobie is evil"?

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    Slashdot Patriotism: We Support our Dupes!
  47. new meme? by Mahou · · Score: 1

    yes but will the hot coffee mod cause cancer in peaceful iraqi rioters?

    a la this

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    if i'm not immortal, what's the point of living?
    ...te?
  48. Strange... by ajservo · · Score: 1

    If they've been peddling GTA to minors, why do stores and the ESRB even have the M rating?

    Why not classify it as E and leave it at that?

    The platform R* needs to take is to point out that the content that's quite accessible in the game (ie the game itself) is FAR more graphic, realistic, intense and pornographic than a clothes on scene that makes Cinemax look like Larry Flynt.

    Remember, pornography doesn't have to mean sexual.
    And if this means that I buy my next copy of GTA from a adult bookstore or online, then so be it. I'm an adult, and I've got enough common sense to not let a kid of mine play GTA anyway.

  49. Companies shouldn't profit from deceit? by lightspawn · · Score: 1

    Is this a legal or moral position?

    Let's just pass a law to this effect, and we should be fine.

  50. I hope this doesn't get any worse. by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 1

    Who here remembers the Comic Code from many years ago?

  51. Question about sex... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um...

    In all seriousness. Is all this hoopla overblown?

    We will all (probably) have sex at some point in our lives. I don't think any of us will ever resist or object to consensual sex. We use it as a means of reproduction, exercise, and occasionally a skill ladder at our job.

    If taken at it's most basic context, it's two people who care a lot about each other, sharing each others bodies.

    Why the hell is this considered wrong?

    If we didn't have sex or acknowledge it:

    1. We would all die out.
    2. Men would put themselves at increased risk of prostate cancer
    3. most men would get NO exercise period
    4. the entire entertainment industry would collapse (No britney or angelina! No Tim McGraw or Brad Pitt!)

    and so on...

    We find the opposite sex attractive for one reason alone. Because we want to reproduce with them. To claim someone as "beautiful" or "handsome" (outside of family) is akin to pointing at them and saying, "I wouldn't mind you having my babies!" Really. Why else would you lust after that person in such a way?

    So, with this in mind... Why does any religious party or political party get upset at the most BASIC sexual content?

    Do they not want people to breed?

    1. Re:Question about sex... by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      They're really robots. They want us to die off, slowly (so as to not introduce any suspicions), and they will then create the perfect world where human sexual activities are a laughable act and will be comidied on their futuristic television sets. But factories that make baby robots will not be allowed in video games. Or else the conservative robot politcians will go berserk.

    2. Re:Question about sex... by mink · · Score: 1

      So are the Dems Pusher Robots and the Repubs Shover Robots?

      Do you have stairs in your house?

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  52. Just a few notes... by Wraithfighter · · Score: 1
    1: Shut up with the whole "Why isn't the gov investigating (issue X)? They're just picking on video games to give us the runaround!"

    The video game industry is a $10 billion dollar industry, with powerful influence into the Male 18-35 market. This makes it the governments concern. And all this vote means is that the Federal Trade Commission has free reign to investigate this. Nothing else. Other parts of the government look into the Karl Rove thing, or the missing WMD's, or all that other shit that's gone on.

    I mean, come on, what the hell is the FTC gonna do about Rove?

    2: About the whole "sex isn't as bad as the Murder Death Killing going on in the game: Come on. Its the straw that broke the camel's back, and lets face it, there are, in fact, some things that probably shouldn't be out for public consumption.

    3: Oh yeah, by the way, in case anyone here forgot about it in their mad dash to shout down the govenrmnet, Rockstar lied to the ESRB, the ESA, and the public! Whether or not Rockstar did actually intend to get this out for public consumption, bypassing the ESRB by making it hidden in the code, is a relevant question! Its not like they've been very honest and noble throughout this whole thing.

    4: Finally, trust the government to do some things right. While the house and senate are voted in, and thus will be outraged for votes sake, the people in the FTC are hired and fired just like anyone else. They have no political motivation for rigging the investigation.

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    Beyond the Polygons : Because 50,000 polygo
    1. Re:Just a few notes... by mink · · Score: 1

      "I mean, come on, what the hell is the FTC gonna do about Rove?"

      well one could argue that some of the pollitical dirty tricks he has used are in the realm of illegal activity (false advertising) like when he had his people paper areas with pamplets purporting to be from his political opponent claiming to support standpoints that person did not.

      No matter what political viewpoint you may have he is a horrible human beang and deserves everything that ever comes to him in the way of bad Karma. There is a special place in hell for him that even the devil wouldn't put politicians in.

      As fo there being "some things that should not be out for public consumption". How is the public consuming this? YOU have to chose to buy rated M game (now AO) and choose to play a certain way to do the worst stuff you can in the game. On top of all that YOU have to choose to download a modification,choose to buy the hardware to read/write PS2 save cards, choose to download the code that modifies the game to allow access to the content, chose to perform the modification, choose to play the game with the modification, chose to engage in torrid virtual rumpy pumpy.

      There is a lot of choice there and YOU can chose to not do any of it. If YOUR kids are allowed unfettered access to M rated games and the internet you have bigger problems and should surrender them to childerns services and turn yourself in for child abuse.

      How did rockstar bypas the ESRB? They submitted what a player will encounter in normal gameplay. The sex game was locked off, there is absolutely no way to access the sex game without modifying it. This is something outside of rockstars control and not part of "normal gameplay experiance".

      The FTC better just tell the house to fuck off as this is all total bullshit.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  53. This is getting out of hand by KriKit · · Score: 1

    The sky is falling! There was unaccessable content in a videogame that someone modded to make availible, and now with a downloadable patch a child might be able to use it! Nevermind the game was rated M to begin with! We need or tax payers money doing something about this! These are the real problems were facing today people! /Saracasim out

  54. shhhh charlies after us... by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 0

    Why do politicians always delude themselves into thinking that gamers are some sort of masonic society hell-bent on fighting them to the bitter end. I'm all for rockstar and take-two being bitchslapped for dicking around with the ESRB but the problem is they will never get support from the gaming community if peaple like jack thompson are allowed to continue their mad rantings. The other thing i don't get is why the ESRB didn't just make M rated games 18+ and allow everything from hardcore to armored core to be filed under it, and prevent the whole issue in the first place. having that 1 year difference is really not going to do anything but confuse peaple even more. And it's not as if i can't easily see far more explicit material in an R rated movie...

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    A bullet may have your name on it but splash damage is addressed "To whom it may concern."
  55. What did they know, and when did they know it? by hchaput · · Score: 1
    People need to stop whining about making game sex and violence illegal. Nobody is even talking about that except you.

    The problem is not that Rockstar put sex into the game. The problem is that they lied about it! The ESRB was formed by the gaming industry with the promise that they could police themselves. When you rate a game with the ESRB, you must reveal all content whether it is accessible or not. (I work for a large gaming company (not Take-Two), and they are very explicit about this.) Rockstar defrauded the ESRB and continues to deny putting porn on the disk!

    Congress is investigating this because they believe this is proof that the ESRB is useless: Rockstar can just hide porn on the disk, not tell the ESRB, get the M rating, get into Walmart et al, and cash in on the "unexpected surprise."

    Nobody mentioned in these discussions has any problem with publishing porn, as long as you don't lie about publishing porn. Publish it and sell it to your heart's content. But the industry can't say "trust us" and then turn around and betray that trust and not expect to get smacked.

    If you get mad at anybody, get mad at the cowards at Rockstar. Why don't they just fess up and admit they put the porn on the disk? Why did they defraud the ESRB in the first place? Rockstar is ruining it for the rest of us.

    1. Re:What did they know, and when did they know it? by The+Warlock · · Score: 1

      It's not porn, though, as they're clothed. So you lose.

      --
      I've upped my standards, so up yours.
    2. Re:What did they know, and when did they know it? by jschuur · · Score: 1

      Let's assume they were negligent and forgot what they left on the disk. If that's the case, it's made worse by the fact that both ports (which came out more than half a year later!) _still_ included it. For me, the deciding factor (regardless of whether the kind of fully clothed content is harmful or not) is if someone actively went and modified the mini-game content while the Xbox and PC versions were being ported. Did anyone touch the code or QA it to make sure it still works?

    3. Re:What did they know, and when did they know it? by wheany · · Score: 1

      It's probably just data files, don't believe that the game itself had any special code for the hot coffee scene.

  56. Re:(OT) by stinerman · · Score: 1

    Wag The Dog parallels EVERY administration, sir.

  57. They think this is bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell if they're going after gta:sa, they should go after DOA:xtreem volley ball. Now there's a game that's sure to make your pants tight O_o

    (on side note, the confirmation word for this post is "whacked". No joke.)

  58. What if they win this? by Kingrames · · Score: 1

    okay, suppose rockstar is found guilty. do they have to immediately turn over all the profits off thet game over to the government? is this going to mean that we get a boobie-supported tax break?

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  59. List of Names who voted for this by tepp · · Score: 3, Informative

    I went and found the list of those who voted for this.

    So far, on the us house page, I've found this:

    7:22 P.M. - ONE MINUTE SPEECHES - The House proceeded with one minute speeches.

    H. Res. 376: expressing the sense of the House of Representatives that the Federal Trade Commission should investigate the publication of the video game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" to determine if the publisher intentionally deceived the Entertainment Software Ratings Board to avoid an "Adults-Only" rating

    The title of the measure was amended. Agreed to without objection.

    Motion to reconsider laid on the table Agreed to without objection.

    On motion to suspend the rules and agree to the resolution, as amended Agreed to by the Yeas and Nays: (2/3 required): 355 - 21, 1 Present (Roll no. 419).

    This leads to this roll call:

    http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2005/roll419.xml

    Which states that 195 republicans voted yes, 2 voted nay. 159 democrats voted yes, 19 voted nay. 1 independant voted nay.

    In other words, it wasn't even a contested vote.

    The full list of those who voted yay follows:

    Ackerman Aderholt Akin Alexander Allen Andrews Baca Baird Baker Baldwin Barrett (SC) Barrow Bartlett (MD) Barton (TX) Bass Beauprez Berry
    Biggert Bilirakis Bishop (GA) Bishop (NY) Blackburn Blunt Boehlert Boehner Bonilla Bonner Bono Boozman Boren Boswell Boucher Boustany Boyd Bradley (NH) Brady (PA) Brady (TX) Brown (OH) Brown (SC) Burgess Burton (IN) Butterfield Calvert Camp Cantor Capito Capps Capuano Cardin Cardoza Carnahan Carson Carter Case Castle Chabot Chandler Chocola Cleaver Clyburn Coble Conaway Cooper Costa Cox Crenshaw Crowley Cubin Cuellar Culberson Cummings Davis (AL) Davis (CA) Davis (IL) Davis (KY) Davis (TN) Davis, Jo Ann Davis, Tom Deal (GA) DeFazio DeGette DeLauro DeLay Dent Diaz-Balart, L. Dicks Dingell Doggett Doyle Drake Dreier Duncan Edwards Ehlers Emanuel Emerson Engel English (PA) Eshoo Etheridge Evans Everett Farr Ferguson Filner Fitzpatrick (PA) Foley Forbes Ford Fortenberry Foxx Franks (AZ) Frelinghuysen Garrett (NJ) Gerlach Gilchrest Gillmor Gingrey Gohmert Gonzalez Goode Goodlatte Gordon Granger Graves Green (WI) Green, Al Green, Gene Gutknecht Hall Harman Harris Hart Hastings (WA) Hayes Hayworth Hefley Hensarling Herger Herseth Higgins Hinchey Hoekstra Holden Holt Honda Hooley Hoyer Hunter Hyde Inglis (SC) Inslee Israel Issa Jackson (IL) Jackson-Lee (TX) Jindal Johnson (CT) Johnson (IL) Johnson, Sam Jones (NC) Kanjorski Kaptur Keller Kelly Kennedy (MN) Kennedy (RI) Kildee Kind King (IA) Kingston Kirk Kline Knollenberg Kolbe Kucinich Kuhl (NY) LaHood Langevin Lantos Larsen (WA) Larson (CT) Latham LaTourette Leach Levin Lewis (CA) Lewis (KY) Lipinski LoBiondo Lofgren, Zoe Lowey Lucas Lungren, Daniel E. Lynch Mack Maloney Manzullo Marchant Markey Marshall Matheson Matsui McCarthy McCaul (TX) McCollum (MN) McCotter McCrery McGovern McHenry McHugh McIntyre McKeon McKinney McMorris McNulty Meehan Meek (FL) Meeks (NY) Melancon Menendez Mica Michaud Millender-McDonald Miller (FL) Miller (NC) Miller, Gary Miller, George Mollohan Moore (KS) Moore (WI) Moran (KS) Moran (VA) Murphy Musgrave Myrick Nadler Napolitano Neal (MA) Neugebauer Ney Northup Norwood Nunes Oberstar Olver Osborne Otter Oxley Pallone Pascrell Pastor Pearce Pence Peterson (MN) Peterson (PA) Petri Pickering Pitts Platts Poe Pombo Pomeroy Porter Price (GA) Price (NC) Putnam Ramstad Rangel Regula Rehberg Reichert Renzi Reynolds Rogers (AL) Rogers (KY) Rogers (MI) Rohrabacher Ros-Lehtinen Ross Roybal-Allard Royce Ruppersberger Ryan (OH) Ryan (WI) Ryun (KS) Sabo Salazar Sánchez, Linda T. Sanchez, Loretta Sanders Saxton Schakowsky Schiff Schwartz (PA) Schwarz (MI) Scott (GA) Scott (VA) Sensenbrenner Sessions Shadegg Shaw Sherman Sherwood Shimkus Shuster Simmons Simpson Skelton Slaughter Smith (NJ) Smith (TX) Smith (WA) Snyder Solis Spratt Stearns Stupak Sullivan Tancredo Tanner Tauscher Taylor (MS) Taylor (NC) Thomas Tho

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    1. Re:List of Names who voted for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We clearly see Ron Paul knows this is a waste of time as expected

  60. Isn't this a validation for the ESRB? by jschuur · · Score: 1

    After all, Congress wants to see if Rockstar circumvened a self-regulating policy. Nobody's talking abour federally legislating the games industry (yet, anyway).

    And stop talking about how the game has violenence and that seems to be okay. It's okay! The government isn't complaining about that either, so shut up about it already!

  61. Re:(OT) by nb+caffeine · · Score: 1

    hm, good point. Still grate satire :)

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  62. Isn't anybody here mad at Rockstar? by Seor+Jojoba · · Score: 1
    Sure be mad at power-grabbing, attention-whoring politicians and the hyper-prude kneejerks that support them. I'm with you there.

    But what about a company that sets the stage for an onslaught of legislation with their cheap publicity stunts? The game industry dodged the bullet of government regulation once by forming ESRB and learning to play by self-made rules in a terrific hurry. That was a real accomplishment, and Rockstar is undermining it by showing everyone that self-regulation does not work, and we need to be policed by government agencies.

    I for one, do not welcome our new overlords. I make small games for a living and don't have a budget to pay for an ESRB rating or whatever new regulation system comes around. Since my games are sold online, I currently don't have to shell out two grand so that the IEMA will let me carry titles on retail shelves. But get the government involved, and watch large publishers lobby for mandatory ratings that become barriers to entry for indie developers. And watch politicians holy-rolling whatever subjective whim of the masses is popular into rating criteria. Yeah, enjoy the show and be sure to give Rockstar their proper credit for making it happen.

    1. Re:Isn't anybody here mad at Rockstar? by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

      A publicity stunt? Come on. The game came out in what, December? Little late for trying to drum up business.

      The fact is that "hot coffee" doesn't change the tone of the game much at all. It's not the Disney's "The Rescuers" with tits slipped in the background.

      It was stupid of them to leave it in, but they probably figured on the consoles, you'd never be able to get at it.

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  63. One year makes a difference? by RealmRPGer · · Score: 1

    Since when is 17+ "youth"?

  64. Ummm, ok profit eh? by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    Seeing as how they sold 34 million copies BEFORE the Hot Coffee was even known about, how could this have been done for "profit"?!?

    If they had leaked it, maybe, if they had leaked it or it had been known as soon as it hit game store shelves, ok, but 6+ months after release and someone hacked/exploited the code to get it to work!?!?

    How is this some evil plan of Rockstar's?

  65. Ha ha ha ha ha! by clambake · · Score: 1

    Ok, so the game where you are a gang-banger and you REGULARLY murder people for fun, where beating a cop's brains out with a baseball bat is not only fun, but it gives you points. The game where shooting random strangers in the head is rewarded with cash... THIS game may have some sex in it? And the SEX is the reason why these fuckers are getting upset?

  66. Americans are wierd! by 12dec0de · · Score: 1

    If the US was not a souvereign nation state and self-proclaimed Sheriff of the World(tm), I would think that this whole travesty was a satire piece.

    The main character of the game is a homicidal sociopathic criminal, who not only steals for a living, but takes out hit jobs, does drug trafficking and is an element of organized crime among other things. While he does so, the game is sold over the counter to customers who are not legally an adult (in a country that disallows legal adults to dring alcohol for the first three years).

    But once the character does something that would be considered natural in the rest of the world and is not a crime even in the US (yet), the federal Congress schedules time to ponder the question whether the makers of the game have made it sufficiently clear to an oversight organisation if the games should only be seen by those mature enough to understand the content.

    What a great country that must be! Where the central goverment has no more pressing matters than a video game. And we can all be glad that Franz Kafka can write new material although he has been dead for decades. This is quite his style.

    WARNING: (applies only to US citizens and resident aliens): The above text contains satirical elements that may require personal reflection and the use of intellect.

  67. Again, but with links by Lendrick · · Score: 1

    A company cannot be allowed to profit from deceit.

    Much better.

  68. Rediculous... by CerealKiller66 · · Score: 1

    I saw on MTV the other day a new racing game coming out on all systems where the object of mini-games is to crash and launch the driver out the front-window of the car in an effort to hit a bulls-eye or knock over objects. The ESRB rated it "Teen", and I have not seen a single complaint for the game. GTA: SA has a rating of Mature... Mature = Contains Sexual Content. 'Nough Said. This is like someone buying a Playboy.. and someone finding that if you scan a certain picture into the computer and digitally enhance it you can see a pornographic movie in the background. Then wanting to arrest Playboy for having Pr0n in their magazine.

  69. Another Open Letter to Rockstar Games North by Caiwyn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm writing because Rockstar Games North is at the center of a shitstorm. The Hot Coffee minigame you included on the disc you sold has propelled you to the front page of Slashdot and made life a living hell for other video game publishers.

    While it cannot be denied that much of the current political firestorm that you are involved in is led by opportunistic politicians (like Senator Clinton) in need of a demon to fight, there are still a few points of contention.

    You included the sex game on the disc, regardless of how well it was hidden, and it can be accessed without modifying the game's code. On top of that, you lied about it when it was found, claiming that the content was added by third-party modders. Some see fit to give you the benefit of the doubt when you say it was part of the game that was scrapped and was never meant to be accessed, but seeing as how you were less than truthful about the content's origin, you understand how others might be hesitant to believe you.

    Of course, you'll still enjoy a surge of support from dozens of Slashbotters whose concept of business and ethics begins and ends at "fuck the man." They'll make ridiculously grandiose statements about how GTA is "the most aesthetically important piece of art since Andy Warhol was alive" and wax poetic with stirring Braveheart-style soliloquies about "fighting the good fight" (though they won't mention that whole "lying to the consumers" part). They'll ignore your own part in this just so they can take a stab at the older generation and feel superior. And they'll mod down anyone who points out your own ethical shortcomings, for attacking their sacred cow of video games.

    Meanwhile, the rest of the video game industry, the retailers, and the gamers themselves will suffer for your actions. They'll have to live with the raised level of scrutiny coming from concerned parents who were none too pleased to find out that there was more to that disc than they originally thought. Had you just put the minigame in without hiding it, and taken whatever rating it got you, there probably wouldn't even be a controversy. You might even have still gotten an M if you had just been up front about it. Then we could point to the rating and its content descriptors and tell those "concerned parents" that hey, they knew what was on the disc when they bought it. That is, if that was even necessary -- they probably wouldn't even be upset about the sexual nature of the content if they knew about it when they bought your game.

    Of course, now that they know they've been tricked, it sure does seem important.

    But who cares, right? You already made that fat stack of cash. You didn't violate any laws, so the House of Representatives can't really do anything to you. The best they can do is start passing laws forbidding retailers to sell M-rated games to anyone under 17. Or force the ESRB to be accountable to some government agency. But that's somebody else's problem, because your game already sold. Right?

    We defended you, Rockstar. When people talked about how violent your games were, we noted that your games were no more violent than what could be seen on television, and that if there was a real concern, the ratings system was a reliable gauge that parents could use. But you threw that right out the window, and in the process single-handedly destroyed the best defense the video game industry has against the thought police. Why? For a publicity stunt? A marketing ploy? Or just because you were too lazy to remove something that you knew would cause a political firestorm?

    You screwed us, Rockstar. Now I only hope that someone does the same to you.

    1. Re:Another Open Letter to Rockstar Games North by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      How did they screw us? The content is not accessible unless you intentionally violate the Terms of Service. Just because you don't directly modify game code does NOT mean you are not modifying the game. A simple file swap here or there, and BAM! OMG PIXELATED CLOTHED BOOBIES!!!1~!

      Sure, Rockstar was wrong to keep the minigame in there, but they aren't the only company that leave things in the game that they have disabled access to. In Rockstar's other game, Max Payne 2, you can turn on developer mode to access the console, then switch your player model for a TOTALLY NUDE model of Mona Sax. Now THAT does NOT require ANY modification to ANY game files. It doesn't break the TOS. AND NO ONE HAS ISSUED AN INVESTIGATION BECAUSE OF IT. That probably just means that Max Payne isn't as popular as GTA, but whatever. Double standards rock, don't they?

  70. Rockstar North is in Scotland by Warlokk · · Score: 1

    How does the US FTC have any jurisdiction over what they make anyway? Sure they can get upset with TakeTwo for publishing and marketing, but I would think Rockstar could thumb their noses at them.

    Then again I don't know how the Rockstar-Rockstar North relationship goes either... maybe the parent company is American, I dunno.

  71. Argh by Tom · · Score: 1

    Could someone please just shoot everyone who votes "yes" on that? The IQ of your government would double within minutes.

    It was rated M already. At 17, a large part of these teenagers will have had sex, and those who didn't have seen their fair share of porn.

    Then again, senators apparently live in some weird kind of alternate reality anyways.

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  72. It's like removing the governor on your vehicle. by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    Most trucks are sold with governors at 95 MPH. If you are going 100+ MPH it's no longer a traffic violation, but a misdemeanor. But if you mod your truck's computer chip, you can remove the governor and go faster.

    Isn't this comparable to GTA:SA? It's already rated M. But removing the censor-flag unveils softcore, clothed cartoon sex which the manufacturer locked out. What's next? Physically limiting the horsepower and output of automobile engines there is no way possible to exceed 95 mph?

  73. Actual Information, resolution number, links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  74. Rockstar and Take2 have been asking for it by djkuhl · · Score: 1

    Take2 Interactive and Rockstar have been asking for some form of misfortune ever since they opted to stop innovation in favor of making the most money they can. Take2 Interactive did not back up Bungie during their most dire time when they needed funding. Instead, they sold off their part ownership to Microsoft and started churning out a cash cow industry of slum lord-esque sequels playing on the taboo factor. This first inquiry is just the beginning of their fall from fame. Now, while I'm sure a lot of people fell in love with GTA3 and how you could do things out of normal life, there was a limit to where the game would really persist. As the knock off sequels on the same engine kept pushing the limits, they were only testing to see how far they could make money off of people before the big bust. Take2's crime of greed and lack of innovation will pave the way for competitors to bring you better games on better engines. Rockstar's example for the industry will be misfortune, not innovation.

  75. Content cut to make M rating by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

    What's so totally stupid about the whole sorry affair is the one realistic possibility that nobody else has seemed to mention. The GTA_SA sex scenes were most probably removed into order to fit the game into a M rating! It's clumsiness on Rockstar's part that the code never got removed from the game media. If they wanted to deceive anyone, they would have left the sex scenes in the game as your reward for 100% complete or something.

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  76. Double standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If Rockstar can be found responsible (blamed, whatever) for including a hidden feature, then surely other software manaufacturers are responsible for their hidden features? Such as the features that have allowed the slammer and blaster worms to function.

    MS do know about the features in their software - they have to, they have the source. As did Rockstar with the BJ scene. Obvious "know about" means that the info was infront of the QC department, either a choice was made to release the product with the bonus feature, or QC didn't do their job and it was overlooked.

    1. Re:Double standards by mink · · Score: 1

      If Rockstar is held to be accountable for the locked off stuff then I suspect coolwebserch is in for a major ass reaming. Couldnt happen to a nicer bunch of people.

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  77. Volleyball? by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

    >>>...and XXX Volleyball are still on store shelves...

    XXX Volleyball? You mean DOAX Beach Volleyball? The game were girls play volleyball in swimsuits? Why on earth are you comparing a volleyball game to a sex mod?

    To be far, the ESRB is smoking the same crack as you. DOA Volleyball is DOA3 with volleyball instead of violence, and it gets an M rating instead of T. Makes no fucking sense at all.

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    1. Re:Volleyball? by Delphiki · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's thinking of BMX XXX or whatever it whatever it was called... at least that had XXX in it's name and deserved an M rating.

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  78. Against the EULA agreement! by RavenSlay3r · · Score: 1

    Someone's probably already said this but using a mod like "Hot-Coffee" to alter the game-play experience is almost certainly against the TOS or EULA or whaterver. So how is that "intentionally peddling sex"?

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  79. You would think a community of nerds... by fanha · · Score: 1
    ...would be smart enough to see Rockstar's game here, and the reason for the political response. Kneejerk reactions against "politicians" and "family values" or "free speech" have nothing to do with what's going on here. Rockstar's means of getting sales have been based very, very heavily on causing controversy.

    The original GTA being headlined as the "cause" of illegal activity nationwide, and sales skyrocket; coincidence? A little-known title called Manhunt is blamed for a murder, and sales skyrocket (in fact, this trashy game goes from bargain bin to hit); coincidence? A new title is found to contain material once again violating general social and moral standards, and Rockstar is once again painted as exciting, defiant free speech advotate, and sales skyrocket. Coincidence?

    Consider, why would any professional studio leave this kind of material in their game? One would have to call people incompetent and ignorant idiots all the way up and down their staff to establish this case as an "accident" of any sort. They're not; these are some of the brightest and most capable people in the industry. What this was was Rockstar playing its card to get media coverage once again, and to once again rake in profits by violating social standards.

    People don't like their social standards being violated. People especially don't like when people gain money for this. Enter the governing body representing the people to cut out the profit in violating social standards. This is only about "protecting kids" to the shallow laymen. The main thing this is about is trying to give people a sense of security in their ratings system which they have a right to have.

    What needs to also be done? The whole Mature rating needs to be cut out or at least CLEARLY CUT AWAY FROM THE AO RATING, because it is completely worthless (read the descriptions of both and you'll see why). The ESRB system is finally being pushed, and it has shown that its rating system has not been genuine in-and-of itself. The people who point out that this sex scene shouldn't have made the difference are correct; instead, the ESRB should be obligated to follow its own standards and rate these sorts of games AO, regardless of the financial consequences this has on the developpers.

    The main thing the ESRB is scared of is that no game thus far historically has been rated AO because of violence alone. They need to set a precident. All of Rockstar's recent games were inappropriately rated under their descriptions (since they all contain "prolonged" graphic violence) and the ESRB now feels hand-tied to rate future games with these ridiculous levels of graphic violence as AO. They need to do so.

    Enter the whining Slashdotters. They want Doom 3 at Walmart to buy it. They want GTA there for convenience. The ESRB realizes that if they rate these games AO, they will piss of these consumers. They are inconsistant because they have been appeasing the very people who are now turning around and blaming them for being inconsistant. I dare all the people complaining about inconsistancy here to go to the ESRB's web site, go to the feedback hotline, and ask them to use the AO rating on games involving excessive violence and gore in order to be consistant. Otherwise, quit whining since this problem has only existed for your conveience.

  80. Our Youth? by Landshark17 · · Score: 0

    "to our youth"

    It's rated M people, as in not intended for people under 17.

    Also, the game feature graphic violence, gangs, corrupt police, drug use, criminal activity, and people are mad because there's sex?

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