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Whedon Calls Death Knell For Firefly

Ant writes "Entertainment Weekly is reporting on the end of Firefly." From the article: "Alas, Whedon's fond memories are also tainted by Serenity's status as a franchise nonstarter; despite Universal's best marketing efforts, the film only mustered $25 million. 'In the end, it was what it was: a tough sell,' says Whedon, adding that it appears the Firefly saga has reached its conclusion. He has no regrets -- and he's moving on."

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  1. Just a thought.... by I_Strahd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or a question really, then a thought.
    Why go straight to a movie? Why not back to television. With a movie you only have one chance at redemption. With a series you have several. Make a few more episodes, get picked up by the SciFi channel and let it ride. I loved the Firefly series, but I didn't care for the movie. Yeah, it had great parts (so do some ugly hookers), but overall it both sucked and blowed!!

    I guess I will be looking for that made for TV movie of Angel. And don't tell me it will never happen, because I already know. :(


    I guess that stuff like this is the reason they make scotch.

    1. Re:Just a thought.... by kwalker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because Fox owns the rights to the TV series, yes still. That's why it was made into a movie. Whedon was trying to keep it going

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    2. Re:Just a thought.... by Orne · · Score: 4, Informative

      Other than Joss not having the rights to the show (as mentioned above), I had heard that the episodes were on the order of a $1 mil / each to film and release.

      Double-checking, I'm wrong, it's $2 million per episode in production costs for Firefly... That's almost as much as ABC's Lost, and there they have a huge audience and marketing engine behind the show. They only got $38 mil total for the Serenity movie, about $ 3/4 mil short of the public production costs.

      In my humble opinion, Joss should be seeking to release an adult-level animated series, similar to WB's Batman, or even an anime-style futuristic romp. The level of detail, varied scenery, and scale of the sets are just too big for production offices these days, and if you can't film it, you can certainly draw it.

    3. Re:Just a thought.... by GigG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They only got $38 mil total for the Serenity movie, about $ 3/4 mil short of the public production costs.

      Which they will more than make up for when it goes to DVD. So don't feel to sorry for them.

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    4. Re:Just a thought.... by chandoni · · Score: 3, Funny

      An anime-style series? He could call it Grave of the Firefly.

    5. Re:Just a thought.... by wiggles · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wow, you're in the minority here. Most of the critics loved the film, even the indie critics at efilmcritic.com, who usually don't like anything unless it came out of some film festival...

      58% of the critics on that site gave it their highest rating (for comparison: 21% for Phantom Menace and 65.95% for the original Matrix). Less than 10% felt it was below average; only 4.5% said that Serenity was "total crap."

    6. Re:Just a thought.... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Double-checking, I'm wrong, it's $2 million per episode in production costs for Firefly... That's almost as much as ABC's Lost, and there they have a huge audience and marketing engine behind the show.

      It's interesting you should make that comparison. It is very hard to rate the popularity of TV shows, since there is no direct purchase involved. Nielson type ratings are questionable in reliability. DVD purchases are actually one of the best measures. If you take a look at Amazon's top DVD sales for today you'll find that Lost is the second most popular TV series... right behind Firefly which is the most purchased TV series. Now, the price of Lost is higher than Firefly by about 25%, and they don't have specific statistics on how many have sold total. Nonetheless I think the runaway popularity of Firefly DVD sales speaks to its potential as a show that has an audience willing to support those production costs, if only given that option.

    7. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Critics loved it (by sci fi standards) and I can admit that, in isolation, it was a great movie. The problem was that that movie turned off a lot of Firefly fans. I've debated this ad nauseam already on the official message boards - but the one things that's indisputable is that the entire community broke out into a firestorm over the killing of two characters, Wash and to a lesser extent Book.

      I'm one of those that protested that loudest that killing Wash was a stupid, stupid move. There were a variety or other problems Firefly fans had with the movie (eg turning River into "River the Reaver Slayer") but I think that was really at the core.

      Wheddon created a series that a lot of people fell in love with and they rallied after it was cancelled to bring it back to life. Killing Wash in a way that many felt was pointless was a slap in the fact to a lot of fans that had worked, struggled, evangelized and pretty much gone above and beyond to bring their show back to life.

      I think he made a fundamental miscalculation in thinking that his Firefly crowd would stick with him while he reached for a broader audience. Given how he's revered by Wheddonites who also love Buffy and Angel, I'm not surprised he erred on the side of appealing to a broader audience. But a lot of the fans of Firefly were no fans of Wheddon, and so they were completely unwilling to go follow him just because he's Wheddon. They saw his treatment of characters (Wash in particular but also others) as wanton disregard for their beloved franchise, they spurned the movie, quit trying to bring their friends, and went home to watch their Firefly DVD set one more time.

      The remaining Wheddonites who crowded into the theaters night after night and dragged friends and relatives along were just not quite the critical mass needed to really get the show to break out. Whether or not things would have turned out differently had Wheddon not killed Wash - no one will ever know. I think the chance was there to make a new Star Wars (the original) mega-hit and that that was the mistake that cost him, but I'm sure there are plenty of Wheddonites and others who disagree with me.

      In any case, I'm sad to see it go, but I won't be eager to catch the next Wheddon project anytime soon. As far as I'm concerned Wheddon and Lucas are just proof-postive that talent is a fickle creature and some creators clearly create works that far outsrtip their own understanding. Just because the muse visits, doesn't mean she'll stay.

      -stormin

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    8. Re:Just a thought.... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Informative

      That $38 million is the box office take, which includes the cut that the theaters get. The actual amount that the studio got was significantly lower, and so there's a lot of ground to be made up on a DVD release. It would have to sell many millions of copies in order to fill in the gap.

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    9. Re:Just a thought.... by deanoaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't understand how you can say that allowing Wash and Book to be killed was an attempt to reach a wider audience.

      If anything I felt that it showed the core audience that this was not an episode of a TV series, where much could be expected to end up the same at the end as at the beginning. New viewers would not know of their earlier contributions to the story and would be much less attached to them.

      I don't see how new viewers can have been a factor in the decision to let them die. New viewers would have gotten the same effect of seriousness if new characters had been added and then killed.

      Also, River had been shown as having a 'super weapon' mode in the Firefly series, where she closed her eyes and killed three armed troops with three shots in about one second, so the movie was not 'turning' her into something new.

      I loved the movie and will own the DVD today (first day out). If nothing else, you finally get to see what a Reaver really looks like.

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    10. Re:Just a thought.... by chazbot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the parent comment specified Science Fiction top sellers, not all DVD sales. At the time that I write this, Firefly and Serenity occupy the top two spots on the SciFi top sellers list. And it seems that Firefly has moved to #5 on the overall top sellers list.

    11. Re:Just a thought.... by fantail · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm one of those that protested that loudest that killing Wash was a stupid, stupid move

      I though that killing Wash and Book was a great move. At the end I actually thought the good guys might fail, that Joss might kill them all off (my friend, who I saw it with, thought they would send the message, but still all die). I can't remember the last time I actually believed a movie might end with the good guys failing and dying (of course, this belief was helped by previously having seen everything else Joss has made).

      If Wash and Book hadn't died, the ending wouldn't have been nearly as good because I never would have doubted that they would succeed.

    12. Re:Just a thought.... by rknop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But, damn, the fact that they killed Wash and that they were willing to kill Wash is what gave the movie much of it's power.

      I came out of that movie thinking, gee, that was a hard-hitting movie. The fact that Wash got killed, and the way that he did, was in the forefront of my mind when I thought that.

      Did I like it that Wash died? No! But I think it helped make for a great film. I didn't like it in the sense that I liked Wash and wanted him not dead... but I didn't think that it made the movie bad, nor did I see it as a slap in the face. Indeed, it made the movie stronger. The depth of the suffering and challenge that the characters went through in that movie would have been more implausible if they all came through it alive. If you aren't ever willing to kill off characters you really care about, then it becomes harder and harder to sustain any thrill or fear for the characters you really care about when watching any movie or series.

      Frankly, Firefly fans who saw that as a slap in the face to them wanted not good film and a good story, but wanted to be coddled with warm and fluffy stories of mock danger about their favorite people. It's not really what Whedon does. Watch Star Trek for that kind of thing; there, you only have to worry about a character's life after you've heard about contract disputes or dissatisification with the show on the part of one of the actors.

      -Rob

    13. Re:Just a thought.... by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was just really, really hoping for the movie to be popular in order to bring back the TV show.

      Then you were full of false hope. Joss Whedon only got the movie deal by signing an agreement not to bring it back as a TV show. Furthermore, he had been expressing an interest, ever since the "Firefly" cancellation, in getting out of the TV business entirely and just doing movies. Notice how he hasn't started anything new in the wake of both Buffy and Angel ending?

      If "Serenity" did really well, it might have meant two more movies, but that's about it.

      Killing Wash was a brilliant move. The fact that it was a "meaningless" death feeds directly into the almost nihilistic worldview which Whedon (a militant athiest with a fetish for objectivism) had been injecting into Firefly almost from the beginning.

      If you don't see how perfectly it fits in to his universe to have Wash take a reaver grappling hook (just like the one he pointed out in the pilot episode when a reaver ship passes nearby) right in the chest just as everything looks like it will be okay, then you weren't watching the show very closely. Sensless brutality is the world in which Joss Whedon pretty much always sets his stories.

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    14. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you don't see how perfectly it fits in to his universe to have Wash take a reaver grappling hook (just like the one he pointed out in the pilot episode when a reaver ship passes nearby) right in the chest just as everything looks like it will be okay, then you weren't watching the show very closely. Sensless brutality is the world in which Joss Whedon pretty much always sets his stories.

      Actually I AM watching it very carefully - and that is why I dislike it so much. Here's something for you to consider:

      the world has gone nutty and contemporary art always paints the spirit of its times. Rodin died about the time the world started flipping its lid. His successors noted the amazing things he had done with light and shadow and mass and composition and they copied that part. What they failed to see was that the master told stories that laid bare the human heart. They became contemptuous of painting or sculpture that told a stories --they dubbed such work 'literary'. They went all out for abstractions.
      Jubal shrugged. "Abstract design is all right --for wall paper or linoleum. But art is the process of evoking pity and terror. What modern artists do is pseudo-intellectual masturbation. Creative art is intercourse, in which the artist renders emotional his audience. These laddies who won't deign to do that -- or can't --lost the public

      This is the story of what happened with Serenity. Wheddon is very smart, and he's alwayss flirted with the border of nihilism. But what he had in Firefly was NOT nihilism - it was existentialism. It was the portrayal of a universe devoid of meaning but it was also the portrayal of men and women who through sheer force of will imposed meaning on that universe.

      Consider Simon's arrival on the ship. When he asks why Mal came back for him Mal replies "'Cause your one of my crew. Why we still talkin' about this?" There is no rhyme or reason to whether or not Simon is part of the crew. Mal simply imposes his reality on the universe.

      It is this imposition of the human heart onto the unfeeling universe that made people love Firefly. Sure - the universe was crappy and dangerous but Firefly (the ship) was warm and full of light because the crew made it so. The depiction of a nihilistic universe was a contrast to the existential power of the human soul - and this message resonated with viewers.

      But in Serenity by killing Wash Wheddon stepped over the line into nihilism. There is no room for the human heart in nihilism - is is destruction and absense of meaning. In the death of Wash the warmth and emotion of Firefly is subsumed in the cold chaos of the cosmos.

      Whether you like this or not isn't a factor of whether or not you can understand the philosophies involved - nor is it a factor of which is more "real". If you are a nihilist, if you get a thrill out burning meaning out of existence than this tickles your fancy. It's a big "fuck you" to every thing that humans care about as far as narrative and meaning are concerned. But if you wanted the existentialists to win out - if you believe that the human spirit can imbue a senseless realm of chaos with order, meaning and narrative then killing Wash is a stab in the heart.

      Besides, I don't believe that Wheddon is a nihilist. If he was, then we wouldn't have the ending that we do - where Mal says "we're flying, it's enough". That's existentialism coming back.

      The trouble is that you can't rectify nihilism and objectivism with existentialism in the final analysis. Objectivism is the ultimate denial of existentialism. Both start with a world devoid of meaning - existentialism imbues the world with meaning, objectivism denies that possibility.

      As long as Wheddon holds the two in dynamic contrast throughout his stories - which he does in Firefly - propoenents of both can enjoy the series. But when he tries to allow both to win out - as he does in Serenity - than the existentialists will jump ship.

      Argh - have to get back to work! What it comes do

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    15. Re:Just a thought.... by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More to the point, the movie was the first time we got to see "the real Mal" as Whedon intended. On the TV series, he was constantly told to nice-up the character as a quirky and lovable anti-hero, rather than the broken man that he was supposed to be.

      We got to catch glimpses of it, such as the scene when he locked Jayne in the airlock, but for the most part "Captain Thight-pants" was a rather happy-go-lucky character on the TV series, and it suffered for it.

      I loved the series, but the movie finally allowed Whedon to do a lot of things he clearly had wanted to do with the show from the beginning, but lacked the free hand to do so.

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    16. Re:Just a thought.... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correction: It's a staple to kill disposable henchmen.

      Firefly/Serenity is an interesting case. To fans Wash was indispensable. So for fans, it was successful to shock them. But those fans are the same ones that were fans OF THE TV SHOW. And therefore a lot of them - not all of them - were not happy to see their TV show treated like a common action movie.

      Because newbies to the show had no way of knowing how indispensable Wash was - and so as far as they were concerned he was as dispesable as any of the characters from Predator that weren't Ahnold.

      So you've got three groups of people.

      1 - Newbies benefit little from seeing Wash die. They have no reason to suspect he (or anyone else) won't die, and so this doesn't really alter the movie for them.

      2 - Whedonites who expect Whedon to hurt them so good. They should also not need any reason to fear the safety of the entire crew - they know his MO.

      3 - Firefly fans who love the TV show and don't know much about Whedon. These guys are the only ones who have any reason to suspect that Wash et al are invulnerable. You'd think offing Book would clue them in. But killing Wash does show them "anyone can die". Trouble is, this is basically an attempt to turn them into Whedonites and as it turns out a lot of them don't like Whedon's universe where random people get killed in ways that serve the "in the moment" feeling of the movie but serve no greater purpose. When Wash gets toasted you think "anyone could die" but guess what - that only works the first time you see it! The 2nd and 3rd time it's pointless. So in the long range, killing Wash was pointless. It just made one viewing more exciting, and cut off the possibility of ever seeing him show up in a show again. A lot of Firefly fans considered this a bum trade.

      I still don't know why the same people who lecture me on Whedon's MO are the ones that are like "OMG! Then I thought ANYONE could die!" If they knew Whedon's MO, and they STILL needed to see Wash die to know anyone could die - then they must be really, really dense.

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    17. Re:Just a thought.... by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      people get killed ... but serve no greater purpose.

      Goddamn, you can stop repeating that any time now, it won't make it true.

      Wash's death served the purpose of moving the story to where the storyteller wanted to move it. Just because the purpose was lost on you (because it crushed your fantasy of the show someday coming back on TV with all your favorite characters intact) doesn't mean that the purpose wasn't there.

      I *loved* the series, and Wash was my second-favorite character after Kaylee. Women in the crowd audably gasped in horror at his death, as if an actual family member died right in front of them. The death of that character made the movie a better movie, which is the only reason to have anything happen in a movie.

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  2. Ironic timing.... by aapold · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I mean, announce the death the day the DVD comes out? DVD sales of the show was what picked it back up in the first place...

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    1. Re:Ironic timing.... by JWW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course you could be cynical about it.

      Joss realizes that this news will get out to the rabid fans IMMEDIATELY BEFORE RELEASE OF THE DVD... Is it coincedence?? I don't think so.

    2. Re:Ironic timing.... by tedgyz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps not so ironic.

      Viral marketing?

      Bueller?

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    3. Re:Ironic timing.... by DCheesi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But the fans already know there won't be a sequel without strong DVD sales. What this interview seems to be saying is that even with strong sales, Whedon may not be interested in continuing. That makes the buying argument weaker than before, and probably depresses many fans just when you'd want them out hyping your product.

    4. Re:Ironic timing.... by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Meh... I don't think I'll ever be able to watch and enjoy Serenity again, because the whole time I'll be thinking of that one scene during the end.

      Kind of like I do reading "A Game of Thrones" despite the fact that I loved the book.

    5. Re:Ironic timing.... by seasleepy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's actually more columnist goes overboard and puts words in someone's mouth.

      From the guy himself (with typical sarcasm):
      All right, now I have to jump in and set the record straight. EW is a fine rag, but they do take things out of context. Obviously when I said I had 'closure', what I meant was "I hate Serenity, I hated Firefly, I think my fans are stupid and Nathan Fillion smells like turnips." But EW's always got to put some weird negative spin on it. But so we're clear once and for all: If you read a quote saying "I'd love to do more in this 'verse with these actors in any medium" all I'm saying is that Nathan has a turnipy odor. It's not his fault, he doesn't eat a lot of them but everyone else in the cast noticed it and tht's not really something I'm prepared to deal with any more. And Jewel said outright she wouldn't do scenes with him except stuff like the SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER funeral scene which was outside in a high SPOILER wind. So if I do manage to find another incarnation for my beloved creation, it will have been totally against my will.

      I hope that clears everything up. Oh, and when I say I want to do a Spike movie, it means I have a bunion on my toe.

      -joss (by which I mean Tim)

      (no, actually me.)

      @whedonesque

      If you want something more verifiably him, I posted a couple of quotes from newspaper interviews a couple of hours ago and quite a bit farther down the page.

  3. I don't care that I can't read the EW article... by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...I already have the "Firefly" DVD and I will be buying the "Serenity" DVD today after work.
    Hmmmm. You don't think they timed this, do you?

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  4. Dude! Get it on iTunes! by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Dammit! I was hoping Firefly would be the perfect test-case for the iTunes episode-selling model. I think its perfect for situations like this - if the fans really want it, they can vote directly with their dollars, and the hell with the myopic networks. Alas, a little too late it would seem.

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    1. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Wescotte · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't use iTunes but I would if I could get new eps of Firefly.. Do they offer any preorder service? Why not toss out a Preorder Firefly S2E1 and see what kind of responce it gets? I'd assume if they get the ball rolling future episodes would be cheaper since sets are made etc etc

    2. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Wylfing · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I was hoping Firefly would be the perfect test-case for the iTunes episode-selling model.

      Jesus Hairy Christ, a thousand times yes! I will pay $10 per episode no problem for Firefly. Is there anyone at Fox listening?!?!?! I will wager there are perhaps 50,000 others exactly like me, and 100,000 more who will pay $2 per episode. If they can find a way to cut their production budgets a tad (and why not? they've already shot a bunch of footage they can use for stock; they've already made the CGI models and textures) that should be enough to make it go. What's more, episodes sold on iTunes don't have to follow the made-for-TV formula. Make 30 minute episodes. Who cares! I'll still pay $10 for them.

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    3. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      iTunes would be great for shows like Firefly

      You really think 320x240 video would do it justice? It's rather sad to see so many people pinning the hopes for internet TV delivery on iTunes video, when the 320x240 rez puts it so far below tvtorrents.net in quality.

    4. Re:Dude! Get it on iTunes! by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Is there anyone at Fox listening?!?!?

      Haha, good one. Seriously though, they're sitting on Firefly RIGHT NOW. Even if they were listening, they're not going to be swayed by a bunch of people saying "I'll pay 10 bucks!" They still probably blame the show's failure on the show itself instead of all that wacky episode order timeslot crap they pulled, and remember, this is Fox we're talking about. They cancelled Family Guy and Futurama, and they fought tooth and nail to stop Star Wars (Star Freaking Wars, the first one) from ever being made. They're not #1 when it comes to doing things that fans would love.

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  5. It is a sad thing... by MerlynDavis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But, Serenity was not all it could, or should have been.

    The series had a lot of potential, and in trying to please too many folks, the movie lacked the ability to measure up to it.

    I saw it once, and would rather watch the episodes of the TV show...

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    1. Re:It is a sad thing... by globalar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      //I saw the series and the movie, but I'm not a serious fan or anything. //I'm not a serious fan of anything.

      The whole concept of the show was about a series, not a movie. The progression of characters and particularly their own opinions on one another, was the meaning of their "team" of sorts. The movie completely threw this away. Instead, we got star wars with different characters.

      For example, in killing the pilot and the preacher, there was only suspense and emotion. There was no time for the characters to come back from these events. The pilot's wife could be mad and sad, but not *changed*. The captain could miss the preacher and say something nice about him, but he couldn't do anything different. The movie, from the start, was about reliving the characters and just enjoying them as they were. The show, OTOH, was about changing the characters.

      Take my favorite chracter, Jade. He started out as pretty lonely and hostile. But over a few episodes, after he betrayed the crew, after he was shamed by the captain, etc. he began to change. He was still lonely and hostile, but he saw these things in himself. When he denounced himself as a hero on that mud slave planet, he was denouncing what he saw in himself. This could not happen in 90 minutes. It took time and molding. For me, Jade is the most complete character in the series.

      But in general, the characters need more time. This was a great way of extending the life of the series, but that obviously didn't work. The tension was simply left to frustrate the viewer. The tensions also didn't change that much, meaning you were pretty much stuck with them. The relationship between the captain and the prostitute stuttered. The engineer and the doctor just started to get going (they flirted for way too long). The doctor's messed up sister was always a killer pyscho (the movie totally reinforced this too). Oh, and instead of telling us more about the preacher they killed him.

      I am sure that the studios decided that Firefly was not coming back, but they thought a movie might gross enough to be worth the effort. The movie could, at the very least, be sold as an attempt to bring back the series. But obviously, if they wanted a series they would have revived it from the get go. What they wanted was to take the fanbase to the bank, and maybe they did.

    2. Re:It is a sad thing... by cens0r · · Score: 2, Funny

      his name was Jane.

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    3. Re:It is a sad thing... by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Take my favorite chracter, Jade.

      Ya know, usually when a person says a character is their favorite, they at least know the name of that character....

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    4. Re:It is a sad thing... by br0ck · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jayne!
      The Man they call Jayne!

      Oh, He robbed from the rich
      and he gave to the poor.
      Stood up to the man
      and he gave him what for.
      Our love for him now
      ain't hard to explain.
      The hero of Canton
      the man they call Jayne.

      more...

    5. Re:It is a sad thing... by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it was Jayne.
      /pedant

    6. Re:It is a sad thing... by HardCase · · Score: 2

      GGP has a cold.

  6. No way related to DVD sales? by ErikTheRed · · Score: 3, Informative

    Oh come on, he happens to make this statement on the very day the DVD is set to be released? Sounds like a marketing gimmick to me... If the DVD sales are amazing - and they might be, considering the cult status of the show - he can then announce a miraculous comeback.

    Personally, I liked the show, I really liked the movie, and I can see why both failed in the financial sense (bad marketing for both, episodes out of order and plot development much too slow in the show).

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    1. Re:No way related to DVD sales? by DCheesi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh come on, he happens to make this statement on the very day the DVD is set to be released? Sounds like a marketing gimmick to me... If the DVD sales are amazing - and they might be, considering the cult status of the show - he can then announce a miraculous comeback.

      Actually I think this could have a negative effect on sales. The fanboys were already planning to buy multiple copies of the DVD (as gifts to family, friends, strangers on the street-corner...), all in hopes of pushing sales high enough to get a remake. But with the creator implying that he's done with the franchise anyway, what's the point? So some people might decide to "only" buy copies for themselves instead...

  7. Whedon's last words by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > 'In the end, it was what it was: a tough sell,' says Whedon, adding that it appears the Firefly saga has reached its conclusion.

    "It was a leaf on the wind." *CRUNCH*

    1. Re:Whedon's last words by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I DID like that. because it killed off a character who's actor made comments to the effect that he didn't really care about the role. He committed the cardinal sin of sci-fi: He admitted he had no idea what the buttons did. He was proud of it.

      More importantly though, it showed that the deep magick that typically protects the protagonists had failed. It made the rest of the film much more exciting.

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    2. Re:Whedon's last words by pcgabe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      (from Hand Puppet Movie Theatre)

      Wash: Oh yeah? I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar!
      Giant Spike: You're a dead leaf now, dude.
      Wash: *TOTALLY UNEXPECTED IMPALEMENT*
      Fans: ...WHAT.
      Zoe: No way did that just happen. Simon can fix this!
      Fans: OMGWTFFJDIAJDJASKDJAKLDJA
      Mal: Run like hell now, strangle Joss Whedon later!
      Fans: *WEEP*

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    3. Re:Whedon's last words by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether you like the scene or not, you have to stand in awe of Joss for having the balls to pull something like that.

      No, you don't. It was a stupid, arrogant descion by Mr. Whedon that had no greater effect than to alienate most of his audience. It doesn't cause the audience to believe that all of the rest of the characters might die. It doesn't do anything to give heighted meaning to anything that happens in the rest of the film. And it doesn't allow for any character development in the others whatsoever.

      He dropped the ball, just like a news anchor who suddenly starts telling dirty jokes.

    4. Re:Whedon's last words by pcgabe · · Score: 4, Funny
      In the director's commentary, Joss relays an anecdote about this scene.
      Alan (Wash): My script only goes up to page 105. It's weird. I don't have any pages for after that.
      Joss: Oh, I just... that's the end. It just ends there. You guys land, it's a happy ending.
      Alan: Oh, good. OK, fine.
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  8. Take Solace by shma · · Score: 2, Funny


    Somewhere, where fictional characters continue to live on after their creator has let them go, Malcolm Reynolds is punching someone in the face.

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  9. What was it? by 3CRanch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "...despite Universal's best marketing efforts..."

    Sorry to say they must not have marketed hard enough. I watch more than my share of TV and don't recognize the movie title.

    If indeed that is the best they can do; me thinks they should get a new ad agency...

  10. Well, by Sheetrock · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I know a lot of people found themselves enthralled in the whole "cowboys in space" theme, but why I cannot fathom.

    Sci-Fi is about breaking the constraints and tired plots of conventional stories. This means fantastic things like aliens, robots, artificial intelligence and time travel. Not rehashing the stale concept that the rest of the universe really isn't so different from home and we'll never really evolve past the emotions and biases we've got right now.

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    1. Re:Well, by egypt_jimbob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know a lot of people found themselves enthralled in the whole "cowboys in space" theme, but why I cannot fathom.

      It's not just "cowboys in space". It's about a man who is struggling to stay true to his heart. It's about the crew that grows up around him. It's about extreme civil disobedience in an opressed society. It's about doing what's necessary and about doing what's right. Space is just the scenery.

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    2. Re:Well, by KingSkippus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is one of the things that made Firefly so great. These days, aliens, robots, artificial intelligence and time travel are the tired plots of conventional stories, and the concept that the universe really isn't so different from home and we'll never really evolve past the emotions and biases we've got right now was a very new and different presentation of our future. It's a refreshing take on the genre that I always thought they pulled off brilliantly.

      I hope that this is just a marketing gimmick, but I don't think it is. Oh well, who knows? If DVD sales are high enough, you know they'll do more with it. No one turns down free money when it's waved in front of them. I just hope that whatever Firefly's future holds, it lives up to the standard set by its past. I'd rather see nothing else happen with it than for it to be dumbed down for the masses.

    3. Re:Well, by localman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nothing to do with cowboys in space. It's not about genre. It's about character development and good dialogue. And please don't come back with other examples of character development and good dialogue in sci-fi. It's not the olympics you know, there's no competition for a single gold medal. We can have any number of good shows on TV in a given genre.

      Oh, wait... I guess we can't.

      Cheers.

  11. Re:it just wasn't that good by millahtime · · Score: 2, Informative

    Lost is mass marketed. Firefly/Serenity had a nitch following. Sadly, mass market wins out these days. It may have been a good show but it just didn't catch with the masses.

    It is this decades babylon 5. It just didn't last as long.

  12. Re:it just wasn't that good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is that a joke? Lost gives you a few mysteries at a time? When lost does give an answer, it opens up 10 more questions, and doesn't even really answer the question. Here are some examples.

    Who is desmond, the french lady, and ethan?
    What is the really big thing in the woods?
    What is with the numbers?
    How is hurley not losing any weight?

    That is just a small sampling of unknowns. I have never seen firefly so you may be joking but your complaint is what I am starting to dislike about lost.

    Pardon my ignorance if I didn't get the sarcasm.

  13. I guess by ThePiMan2003 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess you can stop the signal :(.

  14. Text of TFA by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Informative
    When Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon looks back on 2005, he can take comfort in knowing that his film-directing debut, the sci-fi Western Serenity, resurrected his canceled-too-soon cult classic TV series Firefly, and was also one of the year's best-reviewed movies.

    ''I should say I'm above reading reviews,'' he says. ''But I would be lying.'' Alas, Whedon's fond memories are also tainted by Serenity's status as a franchise nonstarter; despite Universal's best marketing efforts, the film only mustered $25 million. ''In the end, it was what it was: a tough sell,'' says Whedon, adding that it appears the Firefly saga has reached its conclusion.

    He has no regrets and he's moving on. He's currently penning a Wonder Woman flick for Warner Bros., and has the thriller Goners set up at Universal; he'll direct whichever [To continue reading this article, you must be an EW Subscriber, EW Newsstand Buyer, or AOL Member. Please log in or subscribe below.] gets a green light first.

    Buffy's papa has more Slayerstuff in the pipeline as well: an ongoing comic book (''the eighth season we never made''), and possibly a series of DVD flicks focusing on characters like platinum bloodsucker Spike. As for Serenity, ''I have closure,'' he says. ''And now, I can have it in my home which means that finally I can actually stop working on it.''
    I broke it up into paragraphs to make it more readable
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    1. Re:Text of TFA by dtfarmer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Joss Whedon quotes:

      ''I should say I'm above reading reviews,'' he says. ''But I would be lying.''
      ''In the end, it was what it was: a tough sell,'' says Whedon
      As for Serenity, ''I have closure,'' he says. ''And now, I can have it in my home which means that finally I can actually stop working on it.''


      Wow, how enlightening. Not a fucking word outta Joss's mouth about the end of Firefly (as opposed to Serenity - the movie.) Sure we have some screwball reporter's interpretation of whatever was said in the interview. Some say the reporter is paraphrasing him when he said that even if there is no more Firefly, the movie at least has some closure. For the number of times Joss talked about ideas for the future (ex. about Jubal Early - "Oh, I know he survived.") and how DVD sales will help determine Firefly's future, it's hard to imagine him totally giving up on the Firefly universe. Until I see exactly what Joss said, I have a real hard time swallowing this story whole.

      On a side note, I am a rabid fan. Firefly is Joss Whedon's masterpiece so far. Astonishing X-Men is alright, Angel was good, and Buffy never really drew me in, but I do plan to watch my brother's copy of the series sometime. But if Joss is giving up on Firefly for good, he is throwing away the crown-fucking jewels , imho (which matters not, i am well aware...)

      Thanks for letting me rant. This article is just really ticking me off right now.

  15. Re:No rights for it by Psykechan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Fox had the rights to the TV show and would not allow it to be made. Universal optioned the rights to a movie but couldn't use the name Firefly which is why they used the name "Serenity".

    It would've been wonderful for more episodes of the show but the moguls wouldn't have it.

    Ah well, it was a great show and it was fun while it lasted. I've got no regrets for supporting the show as much as I had.

    You can't take the sky from me.

  16. Re:it just wasn't that good by spir0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess that's the difference.. I couldn't watch Lost because I thought the writers were just spoon-feeding the audience. I thought Lost was the worst writing I'd ever seen, down there with Buffy and Angel.

    My opinion of Firefly was that it was briliantly written, excellent *realistic* dialogue, and very witty.

    I'm also of the opinion that most other SF shows are crap. Finally Firefly gave us a show that was action-packed from beginning to end, unlike those shows that wallow in political "intrigue" trying to make some clever statement about life. Sod that!

    Action is where it's at; Firefly and Serenity had it in spades.

    This is a sad day indeed, but I hold out hope that comic books will continue the tale of our favourite crew.

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  17. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Xzzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    C'mon, there are all kinds of equally, or more entertaining shows.

    Huh? What the hell are you on?

    Don't get me wrong, I don't think of Firefly as the TV version of Christ's second coming, but what exists on TV that's worth watching? And what shows exist in sufficient quantity to warrant the "all kinds of" label?

    Whenever I flip through the major network stations, all I see is new reality shows and faceless "family dramas". Surely you're not suggesting anyone watch that crap?

    Only new show this season I watched completely was HBO's Rome, and it wasn't so much because it is a great show, I'm just a fan of all things Roman. When new episodes pop up in on demand I'll watch Mythbusters as well. Other than that.. TV is absolute crap.

  18. Firefly :: BSD? by GuruBuckaroo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even Joss' comments must be taken with a grain of salt. I sincerly doubt that this will be the end of Firefly - considering that currenty, Amazon.com ranks Serenity as the #1 selling DVD, with the complete Firefly series coming in at #6 (again). DVD sales on this franchise are through the roof, and have been the fulcrum upon which the future of the franchise balances.

    Call me what you will, but I don't think we've heard the last of this yet.

    But of course, I could be wrong...

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  19. I'm a little shocked... by komodotoes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...that the movie only made $25m, and that marketing is being blamed. I saw the movie almost as soon as it came out because I had seen the trailer and was hooked - I had never heard of 'Firefly' until I read about the movie (I don't watch much TV). I really thought it was one of the best movies I have seen in a long time, even though I still haven't seen an episode of 'Firefly' and I'm ambivalent about 'Buffy' at best, so you can't call me a Whedonite. Shows what I know.



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    1. Re:I'm a little shocked... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 5, Informative

      ...that the movie only made $25m, and that marketing is being blamed.

      Actually the movie has grossed 38 million, one million short of the budget. Heres the industry rule of thumb. Box office is 1/5 of the total income from a movie, once you include DVD sales, and showings on television. Production budget is 1/3 of the cost of the movie once you figure in marketing and distribution costs. So the movie cost 117 million and will make about 190 million when all is said and done. Rumor has it they skimped a lot on the marketing, so it will actually be quite a bit more profitable than that. Also, Serenity is the number one DVD sale on Amazon today, so DVD sales may be a lot more than expected. Anyone who thinks it was a "flop" does not know what they are talking about. Not that it was a huge success, as movies go.

  20. This is just another step along the path by JudgeFurious · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not going to be Firefly but eventually we're going to see something that does fit into the niche that I see so many Firefly fans (I refuse to call you people "Browncoats") wishing their show could get into. That would be the "paid for by the fans" niche which I think we're heading for with some property eventually. Look at the fan made stuff being done for Star Trek New Voyages right now and think about how cheaply that's being made. Then look at the estimates for what it was going to cost those poor misguided bastards who wanted to finance another season of Enterprise. Somewhere in between those two numbers (much closer to the New Voyages price I'm sure) is going to be the spot where fans pay for their show.

      Production values won't be what you'd like them to be but they'll be damned close. Actors will get (low paying) work on these shows and some of them will go on to bigger and better things. It will be like a step below working in soaps or something.

      Firefly won't be the show that does this because it's owned by Fox and so you can't keep it alive without paying them. This business model doesn't allow for that or, at the very least it doesn't allow for it on the scale that Fox is expecting bank. It'll be more like Open Source Television.

      Fans of Science Fiction should just get together and cut the studios out. It needs to be an original story. Nothing studio owned will work. The guys getting traffic doing Star Trek episodes for free are the place to start. If people can get together and make fan based shows like New Voyages then they can use that as a stepping stone to an original story Sci-Fi pay per episode series.

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  21. Very misleading by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 5, Informative

    This article has been linked to a lot over the past few days on various Firefly/Serenity boards. The quotes from Joss have clearly been taken out of context, a quick read-through of the other interviews he's given over the past few days show this. He's found closure because he got to tell the story he wanted to tell from the beginning. But he's said that if he had the chance to tell another story in the 'verse he turn right around and do it. Specifically, he's hinted that another movie would reveal that bounty hunter Jubal Early from the last episode of Firefly is very much alive. I'm a Browncoat but I don't stick my fingers in my ears and go "lalala I can't hear you" when people suggest the franchise has come to an end. But this article is simply trolling. FYI, Joss has confirmed that he's going to write another series of Serenity comics, and has been saying for months that the DVD sales of Serenity will determine whether the franchise will be seen on screens (big or small) in the future. EW are just quoting Joss out of context to stir up some contraversy. I for one am very unimpressed.

    1. Re:Very misleading by Browncoat · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're published by Dark Horse Comics so you can find them there. It's where I got mine.

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    2. Re:Very misleading by Deathbane27 · · Score: 2, Informative

      FYI, Joss has confirmed that he's going to write another series of Serenity comics, and has been saying for months that the DVD sales of Serenity will determine whether the franchise will be seen on screens (big or small) in the future. EW are just quoting Joss out of context to stir up some contraversy.

      A-fricken-men. I doubt I'm the only fan that didn't buy the Serenity DVD on the first day. There's still revenue coming in.

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  22. Universal's best marketing efforts? by LesFerg · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hope that 'Universal's best marketing efforts' were better in other countries, here in New Zealand I saw not one mention of Serenity in any advertising media at all.

    If I had not watched the series on DVD and followed the talk about the movie on the web, I would probably not have known it was even being produced.

    Sadly on its opening night in my region there were only 12 other people in the theatre... at least it was quiet.

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  23. Uh, yeah, bit misleading by seasleepy · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is a fairly misleading headline/summary/article stub. In (numerous) interviews over the past week or so, Joss says in most of them that any future Firefly/Serenity-age would depend on the DVD sales being particularly big.

    "It would depend on huge numbers from the DVD," writer/director Whedon allows. "Obviously, we are still shy of making our money back from the box office. But we are within shouting distance. Still, it would have to blow up pretty huge for a sequel to be called for.

    "Mind you, stranger things have happened. And they do seem to happen to me. So it's not like I'm shutting the door." -- Toronto Star interview

    "The, um, the movie is finished. And the story is told. The world is not finished. There's more to tell, but that's always the case with everything I do and whether I get the chance to tell [it] or not it is up to somebody else. So I made sure that this movie had completion and didn't feel like a glorified prequel. It's its own piece and it wraps everything up. I have a sense of closure that I never had, and I can walk away satisfied. But if somebody tells me not to walk away, I'll turn right back around." -- Comcast Movies interview

    This EW article seems to take the stance that since Whedon is working on projects other than Firefly/Serenity and is taking a realistic view towards their finances, he clearly has abandoned them, despite the fact that his other projects have been in the pipe for some time.

  24. Re:No rights for it - Translation by DavidRawling · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We won't make it and we can't take the chance that someone else will make it, it will be a success and we will be shown to have made yet another bad decision.

    If we don't want it no-one can have it.

  25. Re:No rights for it - Translation by schon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, it's more like "We won't make it, and we won't allow anyone else to make it, because it's ours. We don't care that it might make or lose money for someone else. It's our football, and nobody else gets to play with it."

    This is the standard attitude among publishers of pretty much anything.

  26. It didn't stay in theaters long by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sadly, it had a LOT of competition for screen time. It was only in theaters for a few weeks, which didn't give it much time for repeat viewers to build up sales. I remember wanting to go see it for a 4th time, and it wasn't playing anywhere, AND it wasn't in the cheap theaters yet either, that was weird.

    1. Re:It didn't stay in theaters long by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't give up on it yet. Firefly fans need to buy the DVD when it comes out to show the companies how they can REALLY make money off the series. Of course, Fox would probably be too stubborn to part with TV rights no matter how much money was waved under their noses. :-(

      So we have to make this movie a MOVIE success on DVD, or it's curtains for the series for good.

    2. Re:It didn't stay in theaters long by hurfy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had that problem too, i wanted to take someone to see it but it was no where to be found by then. If you dont hammer the box office the first week nowdays you're history. Even with an order of magnatude more screens than the good old days, they dont last any longer than they used to :(

      It's tough to sell your friends on a movie thats gone by the time you convince anyone to see it.

      Despite Universal best efforts, i think i only saw one or two trailers for it. And they werent really very compelling trailers at that :(

      Oh, well...you all know the tag line for here....

  27. A perfect example of how stupid Fox is by ShatteredDream · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Fox is the poster child for why the movie studios have problems. They had an executive who "didn't get it" with Family Guy ruin the original series by actively sabotaging its timing slots. Then it sells over a million DVD sets after Cartoon Network picks it up and does reruns. With Firefly, they put the damn series out of order and wonder why it failed miserably. A little hard to follow a linear story line without a linear scheduling... assholes.

    Some people think that a la carte cable is bad for consumers, but I'd gladly pay $30 for Sci-Fi, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, the History Channel and MusicChoice. That'd be only $20 less than full digital cable, and if they'd throw in a "Sci-Fi 2, 3, 4" like they have with MTV, I'd glady go up to $40. The TV and movie studios are phenominally stupid, such as the case of Firefly where they spent obscene amounts of money producing it only to let some executive rip the sequence to shreds for shits and giggles.

    1. Re:A perfect example of how stupid Fox is by DCheesi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you mean TV network, not movie studio (although they have one of those as well, of course). Otherwise you're dead on. What I can't figure is why Fox green-lights all these shows just to turn around and bury them? In many cases you hear rumors that Fox secretly hated a particular show (eg. Futurama, and possibly Firefly as well); if that's the case, why did they buy it in the first place?? And then of course they hold onto the TV production rights like pitbulls, so no one else can ressurrect the show...

    2. Re:A perfect example of how stupid Fox is by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's because we assume that the people that run large corporations are vastly more competent then they actually are. That's where you get all of these conspiracy theories and stories about hating a particular show.

      The truth is that they probably have no idea how to make a product work and they're just fishing around hoping to make it work out right for their bottom line. There's probably a good deal of petty squabbling and bureaucratic squabbling that gets things pushed around more than the merits of any particular program.

      Surprisingly, network people are just that, people.

  28. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I never really got into Buffy though I often saw it and enjoyed it, especially the "Grrr...argh" zombie at the end of every episode. Same with Angel, though I thought that was a much better show but only caught a few episodes. I heard Firefly was a good show and thought "what the hell" and bought the DVD, loved it. Until I watched it I didn't even know who Joss Whedon was, or that the show was made by the guy who made Buffy and Angel. "all" the computer nerds and sci-fi geeks (I'm one myself, what of it?) didn't jump on because of Joss, so stop throwing around accusations like we only love it because of its creator because that's gorram bullshit.

  29. Re:Josh takes his marbles and goes home. by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Firefly is obviously not a huge hit.

    Firefly the series is the 6th most popular DVD sale at Amazon.com and Serenity is the most popular DVD sale on Amazon.com today. How do you define a hit?

  30. Marketing? by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "despite Universal's best marketing efforts, the film only mustered $25 million."

    I call bullshit on this one. Most people I know never heard of the movie. When I went to the theater, there was no movie poster nor a listing on the Marque. The screen number that it was showing in, rather than having a lit sign over the number, had a hand written tag taped to the light, and this is no "small" theater. This was the largest in the area.

    I'm not even going to defend the movie, because it had it's critics, but it's certainly far better in many ways to other very popular films this year, and it had a psychotic fanbase. The fact that I know several Firefly fans that didn't even KNOW the movie had already come and gone before they found out about the DVD just further goes toward making me think their "best marketing efforts" were utter rubbish.

    If I were the the paranoid type I'd say Hollywood intentionally made it a point to show fans with this movie that yelling loudly about the things you want to see will get you what you want. They tell YOU what you're going to watch, not the other way around. It's the only way they can use the media to brainwash the masses. It just doesn't work as well when we actually get some say so in the matter.

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    1. Re:Marketing? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IMDb shows it opened on 2,188 screens.

      Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 3,858 screens.

      Now granted, no studio in their right mind would expect Serenity to need as many screens as something like a new Harry Potter movie, but that still doesn't compare too favourably, especially considering that it wasn't opening against much competition at the time. I think 'Flight Plan' was the big movie from the previous week - nothing major opened the same week as Serenity.

  31. Sci Fi channel is owned by NBC by hpulley · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sci Fi is not owned by Fox, it is owned by NBC.

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    1. Re:Sci Fi channel is owned by NBC by DCheesi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Broadcast rights != Production rights

      SciFi got a deal to run the reruns, just like Cartoon Network got Family Guy reruns. But the rights to make new episodes are still tightly guarded by Fox.

  32. Re:No rights for it by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My 2 year old LOVES that theme song. Maybe because he has Cerebal Palsy, and one of the few words in his vocabulary so far is "Me". We sing together every Friday when it comes on Sci-Fi channel; he shouts "ME" in time with the song.

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  33. Universal FIlms Tend To Do Badly by Edunikki · · Score: 3, Informative

    I honestly can't remember the last time a Universal film did well. Even King Kong (which I saw today and is overlong and indulgent) is taking in below expectation. Warner and Disney and Fox all have their successes, but Universal and Paramount have both been struggling recently.

    Serenity got near to no publicity here. I go to the cinema most weeks through the Summer and only knew thw film was coming out because I read Slashdot and PA. Universal really didn't do their job here.

  34. Probably a good thing by Sheepdot · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Firefly doesn't stop now, then how else are we going to have Firefly: The Next Generation here in twenty years, complete with the new River/Jane-daughter wise-cracking empath, a male companion, a cyborg mechanic, and the psychotic-chained-up Reaver named "Thudd" for comedic relief?

  35. Re:it just wasn't that good by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Informative

    It was poorly planned. They tried to keep too many secrets from the audience, which just wound up making the show hard to get attached to. Compare it to lost: lost only gives you a few mysteries at a time, and always wraps up a few before delivering the next batch. Firefly really needed better writers and better planning.

    You couldn't be more wrong. I've seen both shows. Lost has mediocre writing and weak character development. I have not seen a single innovative element to the writing of Lost. Firefly had excellent and innovative writing, including some of the the best examples of characters not understanding one another without dumbing it down so much as to seem unbelievable.

    The reason Lost is a success and Firefly is not is because Lost is marketed to hell and back by some fairly sharp people. Firefly was intentionally sabotaged by executives with a grudge. Do you really think Lost would be a success if they aired the episodes out of order and changed the time it was on three times during it's first season, and they pre-empted it with sports multiple times?

  36. It's a good thing, I think. (serenity spoilers) by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Before seeing it, I was hoping Serenity would have done better so wed get sequels or maybe even have Firefly come back to TV (although I never really beleived the latter would ever happen)

    That said, after seeing Serenity, I felt it is a great ending to Firefly.

    The big dark secret of the Alliance was revealed (although im sure there are others, and this finally explains the reevers), they're no longer going after Simon and River. We find out a bunch of stuff about River. River finally has a real place in the crew (as the new pilot) and it seems she is less insane now that the truth about the reevers was revealed

    While I'd love to find out more about Book, it seems pretty clear he was like the assassin in the movie before he became a shephard, i still feel Serenity was a good ending and it left me satisfied.

    The only part im sad about is it seems Joss had plans for 2 more and if thats true then there must have been more plot to explore but now we'll never know

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  37. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    His name was Jayne.

    /Pedant Off

  38. 'Firefly' not said in Serenity by rmccann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    couldn't use the name Firefly which is why they used the name "Serenity".

    If you listen carefully, you'll notice that the word 'Firefly' isn't said at all in the film.

    1. Re:'Firefly' not said in Serenity by MaggieL · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you listen carefully, you'll notice that the word 'Firefly' isn't said at all in the film.

      "Ensign: We got a pos on a retinal--man carrying her out is Malcolm Reynolds, captains a Firefly-class transport ship 'Serenity'. Bound by law five times..."

      It's in the script. I'll check my DVD when it gets here this week.

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  39. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

    :-). Yeah, but hey, that name still conjours up flying motorcycles for me, and that was the one series that wasn't named Battlestar.

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  40. Re:No rights for it by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

    He robbed from the rich, and gave to the poor
    Stood up to the man, and gave him what for
    Our love for him now ain't hard to explain
    The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

    (sorry - you sing your song, I'll sing mine :) )

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  41. Re:Absolutely, I'm a fanboy. by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By the way, I never saw Buffy or Angel

    You, my friend, are lucky. I guess I was too old when they came out to see them as anything but LCD pandering.

    Joss Whedon really came into his own when he made Firefly. Hopefully its financial tanking doesn't set him on a backslide.

  42. Re:Made for TV by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

    If only pigs had wings

    Come on, what kind of browncoat are you? The appropriate responses would be:

    "If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak right now."

    or:

    "If only I had a magical wish-granting plank."

    fortune-firefly is your friend. :)

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  43. And THAT is why it failed. by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You can set a soap opera anywhere. You can set a soap opera in a few rooms, costing next to nothing, and get exactly the same content. In consequence, most studios are going to opt to pay $2 per episode over $2 million. If you want something set in space (which means the cost is going to be high), you need content that justifies that cost. That means the Universe it is set in needs to be crucial - otherwise, what's the point in having it there? It also means the science has to grip people enough that the audience feels as though it is there.


    As Tolkein once noted in his essay "On Fairy Stories", if you have to suspend disbelief, the author failed. The true test of a good story, Tolkein argued, is that you shouldn't have to suspend anything. It should feel real to you, at least to the point where things "just make sense". Lengthy technobabble and explanations shouldn't be necessary.


    Again, though, most of this is equally true, no matter what the setting. When the setting is exceptionally difficult, expensive or unusual, therefore, the setting has to be relevent. Asimov's Foundation series could not work in a Wild West setting. The original Star Wars trilogy uses space to express enormity - something no other setting could provide - so whilst the story is a fairly trivial quest in and of itself, it couldn't carry the range of expression in any other setting. The Matrix is also a fairly trivial quest, but requires the deformable, maliable nature of virtual reality in order to cover the metaphysics of the story. It simply couldn't work anywhere else.


    Serenity, on the other hand, had nothing new in it and required nothing from the setting. The story looked like a simple mesh of a cowboys-and-indians western with Matrix-style combat, Libertarian vs. The Evil Commies politics, and stole the "alien enemy" from an Asimov short story.

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  44. Re:it just wasn't that good by eatenn · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "lost only gives you a few mysteries at a time, and always wraps up a few before delivering the next batch"

    Which mysteries have they wrapped up exactly? Do we know what the island is? No. Do we know why there are polar bears there? No. Do we know who The Others are? No. And these are all mysteries that were introduced in the first season.

    Lost is pretty popular and I used to like it a lot, but I stopped watching because the writers NEVER resolve anything of real importance.

    Firefly, OTOH, was cancelled before they had the chance to pay off any of their setups.

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  45. Re:I don't care that I can't read the EW article.. by MaggieL · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Two words: Battlestar Galactica.

    Of course, Serenity was *in* BG.

    see: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=15563

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  46. Re:I know it's been said, many times, many ways... by NeoRete · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll bite - Yes the show flopped in its original run, but the circumstances in which this occured were more than stacked against it. The two-hour pilot (which explained many of the elements in Firefly's complicated world) was cut, episodes were shown out of order and were consistantly prempted by other broadcasts; it almost seemed like the powers at FOX wanted it to be canceled from the get-go.

    Strong DVD sales of Firefly were part of the reason that Serenity was ever filmed in the first place. Personally I only caught one episode when it aired (and never thought much of it), but was hooked once seeing it as it should have aired on DVD.

    Firefly DVD sales made the series popular and should be the baseline of its "success". Anyone who bought the series on DVD already was "bothered" to go out, spend $30-40 on the boxed set and then bring them home. Although movie sales were lackluster, it certainly wasn't a flop (actually $38m in 7 weeks not $25m as stated in the summary). What will make up for even those profits will most likely again be DVD sales, which Whedon stated in an interview.

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  47. Re:Yeah but you liked Battlefield Earth. by Ianing · · Score: 3, Funny
  48. Joss Whedon's comment on this article - MOD UP! by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is straight from Joss himself on Whedonesque: All right, now I have to jump in and set the record straight. EW is a fine rag, but they do take things out of context. Obviously when I said I had 'closure', what I meant was "I hate Serenity, I hated Firefly, I think my fans are stupid and Nathan Fillion smells like turnips." But EW's always got to put some weird negative spin on it. But so we're clear once and for all: If you read a quote saying "I'd love to do more in this 'verse with these actors in any medium" all I'm saying is that Nathan has a turnipy odor. It's not his fault, he doesn't eat a lot of them but everyone else in the cast noticed it and tht's not really something I'm prepared to deal with any more. And Jewel said outright she wouldn't do scenes with him except stuff like the SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER funeral scene which was outside in a high SPOILER wind. So if I do manage to find another incarnation for my beloved creation, it will have been totally against my will. I hope that clears everything up. Oh, and when I say I want to do a Spike movie, it means I have a bunion on my toe. -joss (by which I mean Tim) (no, actually me.) joss | December 21, 02:12 CET You see? EW can stop stirring up contraversy and just bugger off for all I care.

  49. Re:Just a thought.... **SPOILERS** by theStorminMormon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do you *really* want to have a whole long discussion about this here? Well, I have no self-control so I'm going to go for it

    1. If anything I felt that it showed the core audience that this was not an episode of a TV series, where much could be expected to end up the same at the end as at the beginning.

    I suppose that's valid, but people campaigned hard to get Firefly back. Serenity was not Firefly. For some people that's fine. For others it's not fine: the loved Firefly and they missed those aspects of it that they had fallen in love with. The most quoted aspect is warmth. The show, and the ship itself, seemed colder in the movie. And for others it's just main characters. You don't kill Han Solo off in A New Hope because the character is so great for the movie. Killing him off in Return of the Jedi would have been a bummer, but not nearly as bad a decision.

    I don't see how new viewers can have been a factor in the decision to let them die. New viewers would have gotten the same effect of seriousness if new characters had been added and then killed. There was no way to add anymore new characters, Wheddon had a hard enough time getting all of the essential cast in (some say he failed at that, but with 9 characters to introduce again I think he did well). So in order for the show to be a Hollywood action flick with an ensemble case, SOMEONE had to die. That's the formula, and in the sense that making this a Hollywood action flick is for the newbies, killing Wash as part of that final-action tension-raising plot tool was definately for those newbies.

    2. Also, River had been shown as having a 'super weapon' mode in the Firefly series, where she closed her eyes and killed three armed troops with three shots in about one second, so the movie was not 'turning' her into something new.

    In this case you're preaching to the choir. I personally LOVED that scene - it brings a lump to my throat every time River says "My turn" and then goes off and kicks major Reaver butt. Plus the action sequences are just incredible with her - some of the best I've ever seen. I was just trying to add that for the sake of completeness because I know a lot of fans disliked it. And they have a point too, it would have been hard to have had characters like Jayn and Zoe matter so much as the hired muscle now that River the kick-ass assasin can do more damage than both of them combined. And any attempt to have limited her powers would have seemed a little too artificial and comic-bookish. She just recovered from being nut-case, how are they going to make her be one again?

    All in all I had a really hard time liking the movie because of what happened to Wash. But that was because I wanted to see more movies. I was hoping the movie would do well and they'd relaunch the series. Or try something genuinely ground-breaking and do direct-to-DVD episodes. But the movie was sweet, and now that it's the conclusion to the series I like it even more.

    -stormin

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  50. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Talk about a flashback. This was the most common thing I heard on the boards "they live in a dangerous world and killing wash made that world more realistic".

    But I think that's really superficial. First of all, realism isn't the goal of entertainment. Realism is boring - we spend 1/3 our lives unconcious. That's real. Try that for a movie. When people say they want a movie to be "real" they mean they want it to be an immersive experience. This is something that fans of schindler's list and braveheart have in common with fans of the original star wars: we all want the movies to SEEM real, but not really be real.

    And so the problem with killing Wash to me was that it DIDN'T help immerse me in the world. We've already seen one village decimated by reavers, the recording of another woman raped to death by reavers, AN ENTIRE F***ING PLANET where everyone's dead, every one the crew has ever met has died, one of the crew die, a lot of extra people die, and we're about to see Mr. Universe die. Oh and by the way the captain has threatened to start shooting his own crew. So for me, anyway, the whole "dangerous world" point had already been made.

    What really bugs me, however, is that people act as though realism means people dying. How many people die in a real war? That are shot, I mean. In Iraq there's like what, 9 injured that survive to every one that dies? And yet in movies it's binary. You are shot and you either live or you die. So to me it seems amazingly hollow and superficial to be like "people dying is realistic". No, people GETTING HURT is realistic. When was the last time you saw a show or a movie where a main character got hurt and had to learn to live with the disability. I mean aside from the sub-genre where that IS the plot most characters exist in this crazy world where you're alive or you're dead. Could Wash have been paralyzed, lost an arm or a leg? THAT would have been realistic and challenging - but the truth is that that's not what we want in our movies - no matter how dark of a tone we're after.

    I'm not desperately trying to say "why did they have to kill him", I'm saying that a world where bullets either kill you or you make a full recovery is just as escapist as a world where none of the hero's die. I would like to see a movie, this or any other, where a character suffers a serioues, permenant injury and the show goes on. That's not the whole plot, he never recovers, he just learns to live with the disability and the rest of the characters learn to deal with it.

    In America we all avidly follow the body count in Iraq, but when we see someone without a limb or in a wheelchair we either stare or look away and in the end go back to our escapist world where you're either whole or gone. That's not reality at all.

    -stormin

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  51. (Spoilers) I blame Whedon's salt-the-earth plot by JoeShmoe · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seriously, I remember when the first previews came out, and every time I tried to talk to anyone who was lucky enough to see it, when I asked them about it, all I got was a ashen-faced forlorn look. Evenually, when you learn that they kill off several characters, you can't help but think...WTF was Whedon smoking?

    Okay, I'm the last person to feel like we need to have cushy Star Trek rules where everyone lives that's a main character and only nameless red shirts die. I'm perfectly fine with major characters getting axed in a series...although you always hope it happens on the writer's terms and not because one of the actors dies (so sad, West Wing). But killing off a main character to fans is the like charging $20,000 on your credit card. That better be a damn spectactual investment that pays dividends in the long run that make up the cost. Otherwise, you've left a real goodwill vacuum.

    Personally, I was I think most upset that Shepard Book was killed off. He was a great character, an walking apparent contradiction between his current peacemaker role and apparently some military past life (showing his ID card to the Alliance doctors to get someone medical treatment). The character Book gave a nice calm anchor to provide sage advice and comfort. Who would take his place? Is Jayne going to wax poetic when they face some great evil? So, killing of Book...which I would totally accept on its own...was a really ballsy move. The only way to make up for it would be to introduce a new "father figure" or similar replacement. But the movie didn't do that, or even hint at it.

    Then they killed off Mr. Universe or whatever his name was, and a host of virtually every other bit character from the original series. This is the salt-the-earth style I'm talking about. Maybe none of those characters were worth a spit, but they were established coordinates on the Firefly roadmap. The movie only really introduced one new location, and it was devoid of human inhabitants. So it's like Firefly might as well be alone in the galaxy as far as relative relationships. If the movie had done well and a new series was greenlighted...it would have literally been like day one having to introduce a raft of new characters to replace all of the ones you wastefully killed off. Again, it could be done, but...only if the payoff is worth it.

    And finally, killing off Wash. And doing in the most offhanded, insulting "ooga boogy" way possible. "Well I guess we're all OKAYAAAAAAAAAAHOMG (die)" That was just crap writing. And Zoe who was willing to storm the citiadel of some well armed private army to save him, just turned and walked away leaving his corpse to well known reaver necrophiliacs? One person who saw and early screened said..."I would have totally bought his death 100% if like at his gravesite Zoe had calmed cut off her ring finger with wedding ring and left it on his grave" I totally agree. It was like he was a total minor character in how his death was handled. And, maybe he wasn't a major character, but his marriage to Zoe had to at least elevate him higher than Simon, River, or even Jewel.

    So, in my opinion, what killed Firefly is that as a mainstream movie, it didn't have the trite happy ending that the mainstream wants. And as a fan movie, it burned a season worth of fan goodwill for absolutely no reason at all. It had the plot of a mid-season extended episode, but it had the resolution of a series finale. And so, that's what it became. As a true Firefly fan...I honestly don't know if I would want whatever Firefly series would have had to follow that movie. If I were to close my eyes and dream at all now, it will be for a Firefly prequel about the war and the history Browncoats.

    Firefly, in the end, was like Cowboy Bebop...an amazing ride, but written in such a way that when its over...its over.

    - JoeShmoe

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  52. Joss' reply to the article by zaibutsu · · Score: 2, Informative

    Is here. His comment begins "All right, now I have to jump in and set the record straight"

  53. Re:No rights for it - Translation by apflwr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, it's more like "We won't make it, and we won't allow anyone else to make it, because it's ours. We don't care that it might make or lose money for someone else. It's our football, and nobody else gets to play with it."

    Come on. It sucks that the show is dead, but Mr. Whedon did make a deal, and he did make a lot of money. When Josh sold Firefly to Fox he was just coming from Buffy and Angel, both very succesful (Buffy more so, of course.) I guarantee his deal was for six figures, if not seven. Universal probably got a better deal since the show wasn't so much of a hit, but it probably wasn't cheap to negotiate either. He could have held out for an option that returns the property back to him after a period of inactivity (though the major studios may or may not have gone for that.) Or better yet, he could have gone to Sci-Fi or another cable channel in the first place and got a deal that would have been more to his favor-- and put the show on in a place that would have a better chance of nurturing it, where a small but loyal fan base could carry a show. If he really felt this was a story that must be told he could have arranged for independant financing, produced the film himself and held on to all of the rights. He did not do that. He went for the major studio money and made a fair deal on their terms, knowing full well that the stakes are higher and most ideas don't make it. Yes, it's theirs and they can say what the future of Firefly/Serenity is... But the studios did invest quite a bit of money and time into productions that had a chance and failed. Why should they be expected to give back the rights? Because a relatively small fan base wants them to? Does Whedon even want them back?

    Did the studios give the property a fair shake? Fox didn't, IMHO, but at least it was on the air for a while, which is more than most good ideas can say. Universal promoted it pretty heavily but it still tanked. Maybe this is just an idea that wasn't meant to find a mass audience. Anyway, Whedon's a creative guy, I'm sure he has more projects in the works.

  54. False by ThePepe · · Score: 5, Informative

    This little blurb seems completely contrary to

    http://whedonesque.com/comments/9027 and

    http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=22059 (look towards bottom of article).

  55. Musings about Inara (firefly & serenity spoile by FleaPlus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only part im sad about is it seems Joss had plans for 2 more and if thats true then there must have been more plot to explore but now we'll never know

    This reminds me of something which others here might find amusing... after having recently watched the Firefly episodes, the episode commentaries, and the movie, I somehow got the half-baked idea that Inara is a vampire, or a succubus, or some other sort of supernatural creature. Whedon's other shows, Buffy and Angel, are pretty obviously in the same universe, but there's nothing solid tying Firefly to that same universe... or is there?

    The evidence I collected is pretty poor/circumstantial, but as a whole it's rather interesting to muse about, I think:

    * In the "Out of Gas" episode, there's a scene where the doctor (Simon) and Inara are chatting about their inevitable demise. On the commentary the director of that episode mentions that there was a clue to something about Inara which didn't get expanded on in the show. During this scene the following dialog takes place:

    Inara: I love this ship. I have from the first moment I saw it.
    Simon: I just don't want to die on it.
    Inara: I don't want to die at all.

    I might be imagining things, but IMHO Inara sounds kind of sinister when she says that, as if she really doesn't plan on dying.

    * I might be wrong on this, but I can't recall any time that Inara appears outside in the sun with exposed skin. The one time I recall her being outside was in "Trash," where she appears outside wearing a veil. (Now that I think about it though, there might be an exception in "Shindig" during the duel...)

    * In the pilot, when Firefly passes by Reavers and everybody thinks they're about to die, Inara pulls out a little case which looks like a suicide kit. In the commentary the director says it's not a suicide kit, but actually a secret about Inara which would've been revealed later. It doesn't look like the sort of weapon you'd use to fight off Reavers, so perhaps it's something supernatural?

    * In the commentary, one of the directors mentions how Inara was supposed to be played in a way which showed her as having more wisdom than someone her age to have, wisdom beyond her years. This could just mean that she's smart, but could also have other connotations.

    * In Serenity, Inara fights using a weapon which rapidly switches between being a bow and a crossbow. The rapid switching is probably a blooper, but in any case, a bow/crossbow is a pretty anachronistic weapon, even for Firefly.

    So yeah, the "evidence" I have is pretty fragmentary, and there's alternative explanations for just about all of it. It's pretty obvious though that Whedon had some sort of deep, dark secret in Inara's past that he didn't have a chance to reveal. What are your thoughts? Can anyone else think of things to support/refute this?

  56. Re:it just wasn't that good by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 3, Funny

    You date a girlfriend geeky enough to appreciate Firefly. You've never heard of it.

    1) You are not a geek. You do not belong here. Stop reading stuff from this website. Go to Kuroshin or Technocrat. Shoo.

    2) You do not deserve your girlfriend. Smurfs need to date Smurfette, you on the other hand can easily get by on standard issue female.

    Oh, why am I falling for this ruse? Your girlfriend obviously only exists in your Sybillike mind.

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  57. MOD PARENT UP by haney64 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Joss has been consistently saying that he is obsessed with Firefly etc. and that would seem obvious due to all the work he did to keep it going, with a statement like "I will not rest until I find Firefly a home"

    Here's the full text of Joss's own reply:

    All right, now I have to jump in and set the record straight. EW is a fine rag, but they do take things out of context. Obviously when I said I had 'closure', what I meant was "I hate Serenity, I hated Firefly, I think my fans are stupid and Nathan Fillion smells like turnips." But EW's always got to put some weird negative spin on it. But so we're clear once and for all: If you read a quote saying "I'd love to do more in this 'verse with these actors in any medium" all I'm saying is that Nathan has a turnipy odor. It's not his fault, he doesn't eat a lot of them but everyone else in the cast noticed it and tht's not really something I'm prepared to deal with any more. And Jewel said outright she wouldn't do scenes with him except stuff like the SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER funeral scene which was outside in a high SPOILER wind. So if I do manage to find another incarnation for my beloved creation, it will have been totally against my will.

    I hope that clears everything up. Oh, and when I say I want to do a Spike movie, it means I have a bunion on my toe.

    -joss (by which I mean Tim)

    (no, actually me.)
    joss | December 21, 02:12 CET
  58. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by -kertrats- · · Score: 2, Informative

    It was my understanding that the main actors all signed contracts for up to 3 movies.

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  59. In the words of Douglas Adams... by Bloody+Templar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't Panic!

    It appears that Joss was taken way out of context.

    http://whedonesque.com/comments/9027

  60. Link by David+Nabbit · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's the direct link to that wonderful statement: http://whedonesque.com/comments/9027#101124

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  61. Re:No rights for it - Translation by maxpublic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's more to it than that. If you've been involved with the industry then you know that personal politics, whims, and downright mean-spiritedness have a great deal to do with cancellations and refusals to sell as well. This is an industry where profit often *isn't* the bottom line and where individuals will often torpedo working projects to push a personal agenda, or simply to stick it to someone they don't like.

    For example, it's a rather well-known (in the industry) fact that "Dark Angel" wasn't cancelled due to ratings but because a certain powerful executive (a woman who still works in the business) harbored a very public hatred of Jessica Alba. Public in the sense of that it made the rounds in business as a recurring bit of gossip, not public in the sense that you, Joe Smith, know about it. She made it one of her primary goals to sink that show any way she could. What's mildly amusing about this is that she's acquired a reputation for doing this sort of thing, and at least a half-dozen cancellations are attributed to her vindictiveness because the shows featured a woman she didn't like. Not that she doesn't like Ms. Alba because of some unpleasant personal interaction (they've never met, to my knowledge), but because Ms. Alba is extraordinarily gorgeous - and she despises gorgeous women. Especially strong-willed gorgeous women, and most of all strong-willed gorgeous women that fellow male executives drool over and talk about to each other within the range of this vipers hearing.

    No names, but her pecadillos have reached the point where a bit of google searching can turn up the very same info I've just related, along with some of the shows that've been on her hit list (apart from "Dark Angel").

    This is not an unusual thing. Many shows do just fine ratings-wise, yet get cancelled despite the fact that they make money. The reasons are usually rooted in the malicious behavior of executives more enamored of power than of money. Others are appalling (e.g., "Enterprise") but are kept because someone on the show (in this case, Berman) knows where some very, very embarrassing bodies are buried.

    When it comes to television, don't attribute to stupidity what can instead be ascribed to petty evil. Nine times of out ten the reasons are firmly rooted in petty evil.

    Max

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  62. Still can't rent it by steve's+nose+is+blee · · Score: 2, Informative

    Entertainment Weekly may be calling Serenity a failure and Joss Wheedon may be washing his hands of this project, but that doesn't change the fact that out of two Blockbusters and a Hollywood video in my town, none of them had copies to rent. All were checked out today...

  63. Re:Killing characters... killing Firefly by Psykechan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look at the three Whedon television shows (Serenity included) and you will see one glaring detail.

    If there is one thing that Joss loves to do, it's to get people really engrossed in the characters and then kill them off. Both Buffy and Angel have each died twice and many other side characters have bit the big one in many ways; some very touching and others just pointless.

    Joss even teased us with Mal's death in the movie back in June 2004.

    Without advance spoilers, I watched the movie knowing full well that some of the beloved crew would not be coming out alive. The deaths in the movie could be used to convey a sense of realism; the idea that everyone dies, even loved ones. They could also just be included because Joss is a sadist and never got to kill anyone when the show was on TV.

    it's good storytelling. You can't tease viewers with life or death situations if your main characters are invulnerable. Wash's death was gut wrenching to fans but it also set up the final part of the movie where you really had no clue if they were going to make it. That, my friend, is why they died.

  64. Re:Musings about Inara (firefly & serenity spo by fraudrogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Funny, I just watched "Shindig" last night. In the dueling scene, they were outside but under the shade of some large trees. I don't know the rules for Vampires in Whedon's universe so I don't know if that supports your theory or not.

    Now my thoughts: Whedon definitely made the "Companions" very alluring and mysterious. They had this great political power or is it an upper hand (in "Shindig" she rotorts to the guy who Mal beats in the duel "It doesn't work like that! You will never have the services of another Companion ever again" (big time paraphrase)? In the begining of that episode, she was in a filthy bar filled with shady folks sitting up on a stool looking very regal. One would think that would be very bad place for a hot upper class woman to be sitting, and she was very relaxed with no worries. Does this mean she's got some upper hand (super weapon, powers, just being a certified companion makes people lay off?) or does it mean that she is relaxed when Mal is around to protect her or does it mean she isn't very bright? Probably not the last one.

    Anyway, she was an interesting character with a lot of potential for where it could go (I never thought about your suggestion before which goes to show that potential) and she will make a great Wonder Woman if Whedon decideds to cast her.

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  65. Avast! Spoilers ahead! by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wash was Joss Whedon's proxy in the cast. He looked like a young Joss Whedon, talked like him, had his attitude, and got all the funniest lines.

    In short, that character was the author's voice.

    Killing Wash established that "all bets are off." It was just about the last thing any fan of the show expected, and Whedon had to do something on that scale of unexpected tragedy to change the tone and make it clear that you weren't just watching a two-hour TV epdisode and paying eight bucks to do so.

    It's also typical of Whedon's M.O. Everything you said so far throughout these threads sounds exactly like the complaints of thousands of angry lesbians which erupted when Tara (Willow's girlfriend) was shot in Season 7 of Buffy. "It wasn't needed" "the show will be weaker now" "it seemed meaningless to the story." Heck, do a global replace of "Wash" with "Tara" and throw in a little whining about how big media hates real lesbians, and your posts would fit right in to the whine-fests from back then.

    News Flash: Whedon is not only willing to kill off well-loved characters, he's actually eager for the chance to do so. He's an evil god who never wants his creations to be happy. Bear that in mind when watching anything he makes.

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    Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

  66. Re:prepare to mod me redundant... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can see the point about how killing Wash increased tension. I just think that that's an overly simplistic analysis. That's the trouble I get into on these messageboards (and msg boards in general). You score points by being fast and witty - not by trying to really see intricate details. So I'm not arguing that "killing off nice characters is bad" or that "tension and suspense don't matter".

    I'm just trying to say that if you think about it carefully and weigh the benefits of killing Wash to the cost - I think it was a bad decision.

    First, I think it was a bad decision in the specific sense:

    Honestly I really think Simon should have died. I think that would made a much better story. He's already a kind of Messiah-figure to River by giving up his life (his job, family, wealth and status) to try and give her back her life (her sanity). The pieces are all in place for a final sacrifice. It would have been far more poignant - especially in demonstrating that while River may be able to kill hordes of Reavers she lacked the power to save her brother in the end. I think that's a much richer path that the film could have taken.

    Furthermore I don't think Simon was an integral part of the crew. He was a fun character, but most of what made him a good character was his caretaking for River - and that was now over. Sure as a doc he'd be useful, but as a character I felt he'd run his course.

    Now my second objection. Not only do I object specifically to the decison, but I object to it because of the larger philosophical implications.

    You see it may have been more realistic to kill Wash because "anyone can die", but we don't go to see movies to see random. We go to see the complete oposite. We want to see form, symetry, plot and narrative - all of these things are the OPPOSITE of random. If we interpret realistic to mean "like it would happen in real life" we're going to lose what we like about movies - the fact that they are NARRATIVES for what we don't like about real life - that it's utterly meaningless at the core. I don't want meaningless movies, I want movies that HAVE meaning.

    Imagine going to a movie where every pixel of every frame was randomly generated. That's "real". Or, if you think that's too much, imagine going to a movie where they just stuck camera glasses on a guy, taped for 2 hours, and put it on the screen. As an experimental flick it would be really interesting - there'd be stuff to talk about what it does to our perception of art. Now imagine that those were the ONLY movies made. Pretty soon it's not so interesting.

    And so I'm opposed to "realism" in the sense of "shit happens". There's a place for that in the movie - but in order for it to be good I think you need to place the "shit happens" in the framework of a narrative.

    That's one of our greatest challenges as humans - finding a framework for our lives. I think existentially speaking we're not "finding" so much as "creating". We impose our own narrative on our own lives day by day and moment by moment - creating meaning in what we do. We create meaning and we invest it in our lives, friendships, memories, possessions and aspirations. None of those things exist in the "real" world, but they do exist in our narratives. That's how meaning gets into life. And I think that sometimes we fail to make sense of things that happen to us, and art's greatest calling is try and succeed where we may have failed - to show that meaning survives all that life can throw at it. If art has lost meaning, than it ceases to be art. If art has lost the ability to convey meaning than it ceases to be art and becomes "pseudo-intellectual masturbation" intead (read the quote at end of post!).

    If you take the opposite approach and give up and see that meaning doesn't matter - then where does that take you? In Serenity it takes you to killing Wash and thinking it was a great idea. But you still like killing Wash because it happens in the greater context of meaning. Wash was somebody

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    The Southern Baptist Convention has creationism. On Slashdot, we have porn.
  67. Re:Musings about Inara (firefly & serenity spo by henni16 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, in Serenity she is in the sunlight; also, having a vamipre or something supernatural(mystic) really doesn't fit in.
    Although, an "Inara" _is_ the Hindu goddess of rain and lightning and the Japanese god(dess) of rice/food :-)

    From what you have pointed out I would think more along the lines of genetic experiments/modifications(*).
    Stuff like this is mentioned in the series (not only River), it could easily explain old-age-but-young-looking and could also tie in nicely with the "Blue Sun" storyline.
    Also, maybe this isn't something special to Inara but that the companion training in general isn't only about candles, tea, pillows and seduction but also some genetic enhancements..


    And I woudn't think that much about the (cross)bow with the rocket-powered bolts/arrows because it also fits that Inara uses weapons that are - compared to the guns of the crew - some more modern (although bow, it is an electronic enhanced bow) and stylish.
    In fact, in the series (the scene you referenced at the end of "Trash") she also is the only one of the crew using a modern weapon (that little "ladylike" laser gun).


    (*) Using that suicide kit will probably turn her into Ms. Hyde ;-) .

  68. Fairy Nuff. by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'd make a crappy libertarian. The closest I can think of in television would be Blake's 7, but many books are along that theme. I'd call Neuromancer fairly libertarian, along with a decent percentage of Arthur C. Clarke's works. An interesting 60's sci-fi novel "Seven Keys to Eden" in which most of the real power was held by a 100% libertarian group, the "Extrapolators", was one of the few stories that really held itself together for me.


    In general, I dislike sci-fi that says "this is utopian" and/or "this is despotic". Sci-fi, for me, is about projecting ahead. Extrapolating. (No wonder I liked that novel.) If I want to listen to worshipful praise, there are plenty of channels that specialize in that. As for demonizing, there's always CSPAN. If the far distant future is a rehash of a Nader speech, it might be a good thing nobody has perfected cryogenics.


    Oh, I expect that the far distant future really will have elements of libertarian thought. It'll also have elements of socialist thought, communist thought, feudal thought, conservative thought, etc. Same as our politics of today have elements of the political systems of ancient Greece, ancient Rome and elements of the Middle East and the Indian subcontinent. We tend to build on what we have, which means not only will we still keep what we have (or how would we build on it?) but what we have will not keep still (we're a species of sub-creators, impermanence is the essence of our being, change is the only constant).


    Few things are wholly wrong, even less is wholly right, black-and-white thinking is a greater source of evil than any specific system. Any system can be made to work, with sufficient effort. Rigid thinking and bipolar societies are incapable of long-term survival, no matter what the effort.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)