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Wal-Mart Trying to Trademark the Smiley Face

Ellis D. Tripp writes to tell us BBC News is reporting that mega-retailer, Wal-Mart, is now fighting it out with a man who claims to have invented the 'smiley face' logo, and has been marketing it since the '70s. From the article: "Until now the smiley face had been considered in the public domain in the US, and therefore free for anyone to use. Wal-Mart spokesman John Simley told the Los Angeles Times that it had not moved to register the trademark until Mr Loufrani had threatened to do so."

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  1. I thought it was invented by by kahanamoku · · Score: 5, Funny

    Forest Gump?

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    1. Re:I thought it was invented by by bassgoonist · · Score: 2

      That was mentioned in TFA. I think its a bunch of silliness and YAEOWCTLG (yet another example of walmart crushing the little guy)

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    2. Re:I thought it was invented by by kahanamoku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bugger!... Pays to read before posting!!!

      But in all seriousness, I would've thought that the Joe Boxer company would've had more claim to the logo than most. (although they Did add the tongue) Picture Example

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    3. Re:I thought it was invented by by thedogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

      YEOWCTLG? Funny, that is the same noise my cat makes when she coughs up a furball.

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    4. Re:I thought it was invented by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      *PHEW*

      I'm glad the tongue wasn't what I thought it was going to be...

    5. Re:I thought it was invented by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, it was made by harvey r. ball in 1963

    6. Re:I thought it was invented by by Columcille · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Unless I've misread something, this is the little guy trying to crush Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart's move is a protective reaction against another entity wanting to trademark an image currently in the U.S. public domain. The indication from the article is that Wal-Mart has no problem with it being public domain, but are now trying to trademark it in response to the actions of "the little guy". Had "the little guy" not tried to trademark the image, Wal-Mart would not be doing this.

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    7. Re:I thought it was invented by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The indication from the article is that Wal-Mart has no problem with it being public domain, but are now trying to trademark it in response to the actions of "the little guy". Had "the little guy" not tried to trademark the image, Wal-Mart would not be doing this.

      It's possible to oppose a trademark application without applying for the trademark yourself.

      This is as if the USA had preemptively nuked Iran, instead of trying to achieve a peaceful solution like we currently are.

    8. Re:I thought it was invented by by krygny · · Score: 1

      ... while coining the phrase "Have a nice day." :-)

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    9. Re:I thought it was invented by by ScottyH · · Score: 1

      If you ask me, they can have it. That thing is outdated and uncool.

    10. Re:I thought it was invented by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You read TFA??? You must be new here.

    11. Re:I thought it was invented by by samkass · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, because everything Wal-Mart's PR department says is obviously the unbiased gospel truth. Just because someone didn't fill out the paperwork in the US, doesn't mean they're wrong. They have the trademark in 80 countries around the world already. This isn't a little guy or a big guy thing-- this is two companies battling over logos, akin to Apple vs Apple. In the end, this is going to be a pretty common news item as globalization continues to set in.

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    12. Re:I thought it was invented by by neoform · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So as a response they're then going to trademark something they didn't invent.. sounds ethical to me..

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    13. Re:I thought it was invented by by timeOday · · Score: 1

      "Defensive" would be getting the guy's silly claim thrown out. Joining him in the silliness is something else. So hurry, smile while you still can :)

    14. Re:I thought it was invented by by alx5000 · · Score: 0

      Or Irak... Oh, wait a minute...

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    15. Re:I thought it was invented by by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1

      Except Mr Loufrani actually has some rightful claim to the image, be it true or not. Wal-Mart has none.

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    16. Re:I thought it was invented by by lbmouse · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is a Trademark, not a patent or copyright fight. The brewers of Bass Ale didn't invent the word Bass, they just trademarked it in conjunction with their triangle logo. Trademark law is supposed to help the consumers by eliminating confusion in the market place.

      IANAIPL but my ex-wife is and she is always talking about how strange and vague trademark law can be. Her firm help trademark the shape of the Dean's Milk Chugs bottles. They used the Coca-Cola bottle product packaging trademark as the basis for their argument. So saying that consumers might be confused in the market place by a well known smiley face is not that odd or unethical.

    17. Re:I thought it was invented by by Magic5Ball · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cite?

      Unless the artist(s) who claim first use of the mark were/are using it in conjunction with the operation of retail department stores in approximately the same geography, confusion between that use and Wal-Mart's use of the mark would be very difficult to demonstrate. First use of the mark by the French artist in connection with selling... nothing? (http://www.smileyworld.com/shop/) or items branded with smiley faces has little to do with Wal-Mart's use of the mark in selling non-smiley-related merchandise.

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    18. Re:I thought it was invented by by Ingolfke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your analogy is wrong. Applying for the trademark application is more like developing weapons technology, not using it. You then have the option to use those weapons if you need to, but also have the option to negotiate if you choose. Walmart should both challenge the trademark application and at the same time make a specific application for their version of the smiley face (which is somewhat unique to Walmart). There is no reason for Walmart to commit to one type of action... just as you can develop weapons technology while holding talks with your enemies. This isn't a mutually exclusive decision.

    19. Re:I thought it was invented by by deesine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was thinking something very similar: Perhaps Wal-mart failed to tell us of the letter they first sent him asking for him to turn the rights over/sell to them.

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    20. Re:I thought it was invented by by StrongAxe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Applying for the trademark application is more like developing weapons technology, not using it. You then have the option to use those weapons if you need to, but also have the option to negotiate if you choose

      Actually, while this may be the case with copyrights, it is not the case with trademarks. If you have a trademark, and someone infringes on it, and you don't vigorously defend it in a timely manner, you lose your exclusive rights to it.

    21. Re:I thought it was invented by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ut are now trying to trademark it in response to the actions of "the little guy". Had "the little guy" not tried to trademark the image, Wal-Mart would not be doing thi

      Don't forget to do some research before accepting anything at all that Wal-Mart tells you as being true.

    22. Re:I thought it was invented by by Ingolfke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True, but if Walmart's point is to defend their right to use what has been considered to be in the public domain then losing their trademark officially to the public domain would be ok. The worst case scenario for them, is to lose their smiley face to this guy's trademark. This is a defensive move, not an offensive move.

    23. Re:I thought it was invented by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or learn how to spell

    24. Re:I thought it was invented by by PassiveAggressive · · Score: 1

      No, no, it was Al Gore

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  2. Heh by poopdeville · · Score: 1, Funny

    John Smiley. There's no irony there. But it is a conincidence. Or maybe a conspiracy.

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    1. Re:Heh by tklive · · Score: 0, Redundant

      its actually John Simley

    2. Re:Heh by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 3, Funny

      So you agree it's a coverup then? ;-)

      "Wal-Mart spokesman John Simley"

      Cost of a spokesperson : $40K a year
      Cost of a spokesperson with a name that sounds like an advertising gimick of the company: Priceless.
      For everything else there's Walmart Visa cards.

    3. Re:Heh by coolgeek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I love having dylsexia

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    4. Re:Heh by mikiN · · Score: 1

      John Simley

      His (great-)+grandparents must be chuckling in their graves feeling very smug. Talk about typosquatting avant la lettre

      Examples (from Google):
      smiley : 37,100,000 results
      simley : 105,000 results
      simely : 1000 results
      smilye : 10 results

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  3. My reaction by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Funny

    :(

    That's it... (cat filter)

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    1. Re:My reaction by eosp · · Score: 1, Funny

      Also trademarked: http://www.despair.com/

    2. Re:My reaction by nrlightfoot · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have trademarked the frowny face emoticon, expect to hear from my lawyer soon.

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    3. Re:My reaction by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      What, only one lawyer? You can't win with only one. If you're serious about your lawsuit you have to hire a whole gaggle of lawyers and overwhelm by numbers.

    4. Re:My reaction by BungeBash · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is this your lawyer? :-$

    5. Re:My reaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eloquence. a collection of lawyers is "a whole eloquence of lawyers." collective nouns are weird.

    6. Re:My reaction by uncqual · · Score: 1

      I believe now that "do no evil" is subjective, "google of lawyers" is the correct term.

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    7. Re:My reaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say as a condition of being granted trademark status, the winner should also be required to trademark the emoticon :) and SUE anyone who ever uses it again!

  4. Two issues here by the_humeister · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    1) Why didn't the originator copyright it in the USA? This leads to . . . 2) How can Wal-mart try to copyright it in the USA when the government considers it public domain?

    1. Re:Two issues here by Desirsar · · Score: 1

      I'd wish them luck, but I'd rather they lose a lot of money trying to fight this instead. There's no lawyer alive that could give them the smiley face with so many examples of prior art. I'd rather see it be renamed the Faceball before the Wal-Mart Man...

    2. Re:Two issues here by xiphoris · · Score: 1

      You can't copyright a logo. That's what trademarks are for.

    3. Re:Two issues here by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 4, Informative

      You forgot to say "I'm not a lawyer, so you shouldn't listen to me."

      You can copyright a logo.

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    4. Re:Two issues here by eonlabs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apparently, patent and trademark law has changed in the last 20 years to
      "Patent and Trademark EVERYTHING, Including the wheel. It will get accepted, and unless you fight it out in court, and LOSE, people should pay you money for using it."
      Frivility is a non-issue at this point.

      I think walmart and the other guy need a good solid kick in the pants.

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    5. Re:Two issues here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faceball 2000 was (and i guess still is in a dust-it-off kind of way) a video game for the SNES.

    6. Re:Two issues here by Stinky+Cheese+Man · · Score: 5, Informative
      They are not copyrighting the smiley - they are trademarking it. These are very different things.

      SCM

    7. Re:Two issues here by iainl · · Score: 1

      Hang on a second. I thought that you had to actively defend Trade Marks or you lose them on the grounds they've become a generic term.

      In which case, they've left it far, far, FAR too late.

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    8. Re:Two issues here by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      They are not copyrighting the smiley - they are trademarking it. These are very different things.

      Yes. Like the difference between a gun pointed at your head and one pointing at your heart.

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    9. Re:Two issues here by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Apparently, patent and trademark law has changed in the last 20 years to
      "Patent and Trademark EVERYTHING, Including the wheel. It will get accepted, and unless you fight it out in court, and LOSE, people should pay you money for using it."
      Frivility is a non-issue at this point.


      It seems so..

      I think walmart and the other guy need a good solid kick in the pants

      Rather, I'd look at those who make law.. you know, those people you (assuming you are old enough) you get to vote on every now and then..

    10. Re:Two issues here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't about copyright; nobody is trying to copyright the smiley. It's about trademark, not copyright.

      However, you are correct. Although since the smiley is in the public domain, it can't be copyrighted. However, if Wal Mart designs a new, unique logo it can be both copyrighted and trademarked.

      The grandparent poster obviously has some reading comprehension issues. Amazing how many illiterates, semiliterates, and folks a bulb sort of a full box go to a site with "news for nerds." I guess we're cool now? Damn, I was born 30 years too early!

    11. Re:Two issues here by hacker · · Score: 1
      "Patent and Trademark EVERYTHING, Including the wheel. It will get accepted, and unless you fight it out in court, and LOSE, people should pay you money for using it." Frivility is a non-issue at this point.

      Didn't you get the memo?

      The new mantra for 2006 and beyond is as follows:

      If you cannot innovate, litigate!

      Or the lighter version:

      Those who can, do. Those who cannot, sue.

    12. Re:Two issues here by Svartalf · · Score: 1
      I think walmart and the other guy need a good solid kick in the pants

      Rather, I'd look at those who make law.. you know, those people you (assuming you are old enough) you get to vote on every now and then..


      Honestly, I think they both do. Wal-Mart's got one coming because of this and a ton of other things (Like prominently posting decals on the doors saying "Service Animals Welcome" with the international Handicapped symbol on it- but then their people tell my wife and our housemate (who are both legitimately handicapped and have two smaller, but certified service dogs) that they can't have dogs in the store. "Is it a seeing eye dog? Are you blind?" Both questions are quite bogus to ask (and open you up to a Civil suit...) per the ADA- but we get this all the time in spite of the fact that the dogs have service animal vests on them.) And the politicians have one coming for all the frickin' stupid laws they've been passing of late. Much of the stuff's made us look the laughing stock to the rest of the world- or worse, made many countries that wouldn't have hated us to hate us now.
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    13. Re:Two issues here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a lawyer but I do anal.

    14. Re:Two issues here by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I think they both do. Wal-Mart's got one coming because of this and a ton of other things (Like prominently posting decals on the doors saying "Service Animals Welcome" with the international Handicapped symbol on it- but then their people tell my wife and our housemate (who are both legitimately handicapped and have two smaller, but certified service dogs) that they can't have dogs in the store. "Is it a seeing eye dog? Are you blind?" Both questions are quite bogus to ask (and open you up to a Civil suit...) per the ADA- but we get this all the time in spite of the fact that the dogs have service animal vests on them.)

      Being visually impaired myself, but far from blind, I run into similar things all the time with people and companies, mostly due to them not understanding. That said, where I live I basicly have 2 options. First of all, file a complaint, unlike in the USA, this would also be a criminal case (no discrimination article in our constitution is interpreted rather broadly in this kind of thing often), and look for media attention.

      That said, due to it being more then just a civil case, it usually doesn't get beyond having to shortly point out why their action is against the law.

      While I hate 'whining' about things or claiming privileges as consequence of a handicap, I also believe I shouldn't have to defend certain consequences of it all the time (in your case the service dogs, in my case more often things like anouncement displays and such simply not working for me).

      At any rate, I agree that Wal-Mart seems wrong here, but I think that is more a symptom of the society you live in then anything else.

      And the politicians have one coming for all the frickin' stupid laws they've been passing of late. Much of the stuff's made us look the laughing stock to the rest of the world- or worse, made many countries that wouldn't have hated us to hate us now.

      Hmm. you know, I happen to be Dutch, but I have lived and worked in the USA. From my point of view politicians are indeed causing part of that 'hate', but not due to the local laws they implement, rather, due to their 'if you don't like what we do, well, screw you' attitude to the rest of the world (rather then hating all of the USA over it, I just think you ended up with a few very bad people in government and I despise those). With regards to local laws, those make me sad and angry for the simple reason that having lived there, I can quite appreciate the nice sides of American society, and I hate to see that being destroyed.

    15. Re:Two issues here by Svartalf · · Score: 1
      "While I hate 'whining' about things or claiming privileges as consequence of a handicap, I also believe I shouldn't have to defend certain consequences of it all the time (in your case the service dogs, in my case more often things like anouncement displays and such simply not working for me).

      At any rate, I agree that Wal-Mart seems wrong here, but I think that is more a symptom of the society you live in then anything else."


      We're in the same camp there. I pretty much don't "whine" about things or claiming privileges for either my wife or our friend- but in the same case, there's always consequences about the problems they have. As such, we have permanent handicapped plates on my wife's car and on our friend's car, we have the service dogs, power chairs for extended "walking" situations (While they can walk about, they're very mobility limited- my wife's got four collapsed lumbar discs and the friend has severe osteo-arthritis in her knees and hips as a complication caused by the extreme weight for her frame that is caused by primary Lymphedema (For starters, since all the Lymph collects in the extremities and doesn't get properly re-absorbed, there's no way for her to "lose" that weight, per se- it's not fat, it's something else indeed...). There's a reason why they laws are framed the way they are- and I don't really appreciate someone (Like a Manager of a Wal-Mart...) telling me "You can't..." when they damn well know better because they did get some ADA compliance training as part of their managerial training if they're a major business. It probably IS cultural in nature, but when the people know what the law is, they shouldn't be doing it- because if you're in a business, you can get sued for hundreds of thousands of dollars in punitive damages over it (and lose the case to the plaintiff without question in many cases...) if you don't comply with the rules (And you can claim "Assault" if they get at all pushy about it- and that WILL stick and IS a criminal charge...). And it applies to government as well as businesses.

      "With regards to local laws, those make me sad and angry for the simple reason that having lived there, I can quite appreciate the nice sides of American society, and I hate to see that being destroyed."


      We can definitely agree on that one... I'm trying all I can to keep that from happening, but the people in office generally seem to be intent on doing that very thing- destroying all that made the United States of America special in the world.
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    16. Re:Two issues here by douglaid · · Score: 1

      I made exactly the same error in my dissertation (which I can no longer find.) A trademark is attached to specific goods, and doesn't have to be a new invention. Copyright belongs to the original owner, and lasts for the lifetime of the "inventor" and a fixed time thereafter. All copyrights more than 50 years old are now void (except I imagine, any right that living people such as Mr Loufrani have.)

  5. This looks interesting... by Meest · · Score: 0, Redundant

    But everyone already knows that Forest Gump is the real inovator here....

  6. :( Sad Sad by foundme · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whatever the outcome, I'm sure the loser will be entitled to use the SaddyFace.

    And since this is a trademark dispute, can't SmileyWorld keep selling its smiley icons while Wal-Mart keep sellings its items. I don't see a dispute here unless Wal-Mart employees start smiling.

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    1. Re::( Sad Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the sad face is owned by despair.com
      http://www.despair.com/frownonthis.html

      See the actual posting at
      http://tarr.uspto.gov/servlet/tarr?regser=serial&e ntry=75502288

    2. Re::( Sad Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Zlango should file aswell for a copyright. Check out this http//www.mobuzz.com take on the walmart fiasco

    3. Re::( Sad Sad by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Whatever the outcome, I'm sure the loser will be entitled to use the SaddyFace.

      Excuse me, but my name is Bill Saddey, from Despair, inc., and I have the trademark on the SaddyFace, and would appreciate you not using it. If you do, you will hear from my lawyer.

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    4. Re::( Sad Sad by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      Wow, I knew this thing was registered, but appears they have a whole search code for "Humans composed of letters or numerals; Letters forming human beings; Numbers forming human beings; Punctuation forming human beings". Not only are smileys then trademarkable there, but it's frequently enough done to warrant a category of its own =)

    5. Re::( Sad Sad by Random832 · · Score: 1

      Since the trademark does not make a standard character claim, it only applies to the frowny face in that particular font (Which I can't identify - any font I try, either the bracket is shaped all wrong or the dots are square)

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  7. New law for patents and trademarks by ModernGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about a time frame that is put into place? Lets say you can't patent or trademark an idea/logo if it's been used for over a year. That would solve a lot of problems.

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    1. Re:New law for patents and trademarks by rdwald · · Score: 2, Informative

      Patent law actually already works this way. If something was published or used in the US over a year before you applied for the patent, you're done. You aren't getting anything.

    2. Re:New law for patents and trademarks by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      How about a time frame that is put into place? Lets say you can't patent or trademark an idea/logo if it's been used for over a year. That would solve a lot of problems.

      Think about the purpose of trademarks, and you'll see that this is not a good proposal.

  8. Oh Come On!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wal-Marts council is "John Smiley"?

  9. Simley? by virgil_disgr4ce · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the article, the spokesman's name is Simley. Why is it an anagram of smiley??? WHY?!

    1. Re:Simley? by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 0

      also, a good anagram for slimey .. uh.. if you ignore the extra e ;)(TM)

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    2. Re:Simley? by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
      In the article, the spokesman's name is Simley.
      Seems the submitter noticed it, too... :-)
      Wal-Mart spokesman John Smiley. . .
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    3. Re:Simley? by Steve+Cowan · · Score: 1

      It just is. Have a nice day.

    4. Re:Simley? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats bullshit

    5. Re:Simley? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is 'Sad sloth' and anagram of Slashdot? WHY?!

    6. Re:Simley? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't fucking tell me what kind of damn day to have!

      >:(

  10. From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...there are two Americans that claim to have come up with the smiley face before the French guy, and they (presumably) have some form of proof of prior art.

  11. Everybody sing along! by menace3society · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't worry... be litigious....

  12. The Patent System Needs an Overhaul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The song you sing to your family members on their birthdays is someone else's property.

    1. Re:The Patent System Needs an Overhaul by McGiraf · · Score: 0


      "The song you sing to your family members on their birthdays is someone else's property."

      yes, it's copyrighted. But no one has a patent on it as far as i'm aware.

    2. Re:The Patent System Needs an Overhaul by switchfutguy · · Score: 1

      No actually. They tried to patent it, but because the person's name is inserted in the song each time, it becomes a parody of the original song. No royalties on this one...

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    3. Re:The Patent System Needs an Overhaul by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 1

      I would have thought that would make it a derivative work, therefore royalties would still apply.

    4. Re:The Patent System Needs an Overhaul by stuuf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, slashdot needs an overhaul. Happy Birthday is copyrighted, Wal-Mart is trying to trademark the smiley face, and now you mentioned patents for no reason. Those are three different things.

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    5. Re:The Patent System Needs an Overhaul by switchfutguy · · Score: 1

      "Copyright issues Although a parody can be considered a derivative work under United States Copyright Law it can be protected under the fair use of 17 USC 107. In 2001, the Federal Court of Appeals, 11th District in Suntrust v. Houghton Mifflin upheld the right of Alice Randall to publish a parody of Gone with the Wind called The Wind Done Gone, which told the same story from the point of view of Scarlett O'Hara's slaves, who were glad to be rid of her. See also the Supreme Court of the United States case Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc. regarding the song Oh, Pretty Woman." wiki

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    6. Re:The Patent System Needs an Overhaul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuckin' a

    7. Re:The Patent System Needs an Overhaul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ellis D. Tripp writes to tell us BBC News is reporting that mega-retailer, Wal-Mart, is now fighting it out with a man who claims to have invented the 'smiley face' logo, and has been marketing it since the '70s. From the article: "Until now the smiley face had been considered in the public domain in the US, and therefore free for anyone to use. Wal-Mart spokesman John Smiley told the Los Angeles Times that it had not moved to register the trademark until Mr Loufrani had threatened to do so."

    8. Re:The Patent System Needs an Overhaul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's public domain.

    9. Re:The Patent System Needs an Overhaul by socalmtb · · Score: 1

      It is ok to link patents and trademarks together. While different, both are governed by the United States Patent and Trademark Office. I don't see the problem with saying the patent system needs an overhaul because both are governed by the same system.

  13. Yet another reason to shop elsewhere by mildness · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fsck Walmart

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    1. Re:Yet another reason to shop elsewhere by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      fsck.ext2: No such file or directory while trying to open Walmart

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    2. Re:Yet another reason to shop elsewhere by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Fsck Walmart

      Hello. Welcome to Slashdot. How are you today?

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    3. Re:Yet another reason to shop elsewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > > Fsck Walmart

      > fsck.ext2: No such file or directory while trying to open Walmart

      host:~$ Fsck Walmart
      sh: Fsck: command not found
      host:~$ FUCK WALMART!!
      sh: I will NOT..

    4. Re:Yet another reason to shop elsewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just say fuck. It's not your mom is going to be reading this and be fooled that fsck doesn't mean fuck; so why not just outright say fuck? F-U-C-K, it's just that easy. In fact, fuck all the fsck using people. Fucks all around.

    5. Re:Yet another reason to shop elsewhere by zoloto · · Score: 1

      I'm sure we could Fsck Walmart, however fsck -f won't work because Walmart isn't exactly a clean organization, nor would fsck -l. I mean Walmarts spawn like fucking cockroaches. -q wouldn't work because I'm sure if we tried to scan the executives who dismounted from the organization we'd find some money laundering or other financial scam going on.

      I'm not entirely sure fsck would even work for the organization. We'd have more luck nuking them from high orbit.

    6. Re:Yet another reason to shop elsewhere by uncqual · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lord knows, they are probably incestuous and recursive and using reiserfs - who knows what fsck would uncover as it ran across the files intended to be mounted via loopbacks... That would truly be a CF.

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  14. I worked for walmart ..... by fotbr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    for two months to pay bills.

    NO ONE that worked there smiled. Why? We were all miserable. The only time we were happy was when our shifts were ending at 7am, coincidentally when they started selling alcohol each day. I can't speak for walmart in general, but the store I worked at had HORRIBLE management, directly contributing to the lack of smiles amongst the night shift.

    Back on topic, its horsepucky. People see a smiley face, they do NOT think "walmart".

    1. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand. Walmart is the pinnacle of free market capitalism. You should be ecstatic to have had a chance to work there. You aren't opposed to capitalism, are you?

    2. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by heinousjay · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't understand.

      Obviously. Capitalists aren't about the joy of working for someone else. People that enjoy working for someone else tend to be communists.

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    3. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by nosredna · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's been a long time since I've been in a 24-hour store in the wee hours and seen the employees smiling (excluding of course the stoned guy running the drive-thru at Taco Bell, or anything involving floor buffer races). I'd blame the simple fact of working third shift in a retail chain before blaming management completely.

      That's not to say that the management had nothing to do with it, of course, but not many people are gonna be doing a lot of smiling while restocking the toilet-paper aisle and directing the latest group of stoners to the Doritos, regardless of the management.

    4. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by Amouth · · Score: 0

      hummm Doritos.. bbl...

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    5. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I bet you still want to see all those slightly trailer park looking cashier girls naked in a private changing booth. Girls who have to work crappy jobs party better - especially when you're buying. That's how you find your smiley face!

      Okay.. maybe I'm the only person with this fantasy for cashier girls. What a sick bastard.

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    6. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Not all stores are equal, however the store I shop at seems too....my router was tanking big time and I needed a new one. They are remodeling the electronics dept. to make room for that BTO counter....ALL of the frickin routers were in the back. Um....hey....wallyworld manager....I want to give you money tonight not tomorrow am! :P

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    7. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      People that enjoy someone else working for them tend to be communists

      Fixed that for you.

    8. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of my first jobs was as a bagboy at a Kroger owned grocery store. Third shift at the grocery store was always the best shift to have. They stocked the shelves & didn't have to deal with the customers. Night shift had it best because they could always play while they were doing their job.

      When Wall-Mart came to my small town I was damn happy to get a job with them. I eagerly left my Kroger job thinking I was joining up with a growing company that really "cared." I helped stock the shelves before the place opened... Once the place opened -- let me tell you -- except for the fake smiles on the "greeters" nobody was smiling during the day either.

      Wal-Mart made even Kroger look good by comparison. At least the managers at Kroger started out at the bottom--every one of them was a bagger when they started out. But at Wall-Mart, it was some asshole who didn't care a whit about you or your family emergency, just how much profit they were going to be making by the end of the quarter.

    9. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
      Okay.. maybe I'm the only person with this fantasy for cashier girls. What a sick bastard.

      You're not the only one, but of course I may also be a sick bastard.

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    10. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Good point. I'm the only one sick enough to admit in public to finding cashiers a turn-on. When I get bored late at night, instead of watching porn like a healthy male, I go down to the local Super WalMart and chat up the cuties stuck working the graveyard shift. It's amazing how much more willing women are to talk to you when they're bored out of their mind. I've met many a cute girl working the counter in electronics late at night. ;)

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    11. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by kfg · · Score: 1

      It's been a long time since I've been in a 24-hour store in the wee hours and seen the employees smiling

      I'm a geek. I love "third shift." When left to my own devices that's when I choose to work.

      When I go into my local 24 hour supermarket at 3 A.M. for a Dorito break the checkout people look miserable, but the shelf stockers always look like they're actually having fun stocking toilet paper.

      I've got a friend who recently moved from checkout at that very supermarket to third shift shelf stocker at Target. She's been all smiles for months.

      Why? Because she no longer has to deal with customers and management leaves her the bloody fuck alone as long as her job is getting done.

      And it's a useful job. If the pay didn't suck I'd get in line for it myself, but I make more per hour busking.

      KFG

    12. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by towsonu2003 · · Score: 1
      v0.1: People that enjoy working for someone else tend to be communists.
      v0.2: People that enjoy someone else working for them tend to be communists
      v1.0: People who enjoy working tend to be communists

      And fixed that for you... We're soon gonna need svn or something.

    13. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by spun · · Score: 1

      I like second shift myself, four to midnight. I can still go out Friday nights (to Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Cons, really! No, you can't have my geek card back.) and I don't have to get up until noon. I can get erands done in the early afternoon and I hit my mental peak about the middle of my shift. Also, I have much less dealings with irate, ignorant and/or downright dumb clients at night. I don't like third shift because I sleep through most of the day and being a pasty-white geek, I need all the sun I can get.

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    14. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by Nyckname · · Score: 1

      The local Jack in the Box had a sign on the door with Jack saying "If you worked here, you'd know why I'm smiling". I wonder if the people who write motivational material for the company ever spent any time behind the counter there.

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    15. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Let's get this one straight once and for all:

      Capitalists like people working for them. They profit from other's labor. Profit is the whole of being to a capitalist (at least from a labor perspective.)

      Communists like to work for other people (or they'd better learn to) because other people live from the fruits of their labor. No one profits (except those in charge, but that'll just be kept hush hush. After all, we're all equal, comrade!) (Sorry for the cynicism. Prove it wrong.)

      People that enjoy working can be found in all walks of life, subscribing to all philosophies.

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    16. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by towsonu2003 · · Score: 1
      Communists like to work for other people (or they'd better learn to) because other people live from the fruits of their labor. No one profits (except those in charge, but that'll just be kept hush hush. After all, we're all equal, comrade!) (Sorry for the cynicism. Prove it wrong.)
      It's not hard to prove you wrong: read Karl Marks.

      ...sure you did...

    17. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by kfg · · Score: 1

      I like second shift myself, four to midnight.

      That's the busking shift, at least in a big city.

      In a small city it's lunch break. Small cities go flat ass dead at suppertime. I should know. I live in one of those.

      KFG

    18. Re:I worked for walmart ..... by freakmn · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but is Jack an employee? Or is Jack more of an owner? Perhaps Jack is smiling because he's raking in loads of cash, and doesn't have to do the crappy work that the employees do. Notice that it doesn't say: "If you worked here, you'd be smiling." Just my observation.

      If I am mistaken in my portrayal of Jack, you can blame it on the fact that there are no Jack in the Box's around my area, and I've only seen them a couple of times on vacation.

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  15. As the Comic Book Guy would say... by thedogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is no emoticon for how I am feeling.

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    1. Re:As the Comic Book Guy would say... by Kristoffer+Lunden · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Klingons have one...

    2. Re:As the Comic Book Guy would say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      }}}:(

    3. Re:As the Comic Book Guy would say... by guitaristx · · Score: 1
      There is no emoticon for how I am feeling.
      Maybe the Klingons have one...


      I think it's
      {{{:-[

      Sorry, couldn't resist.
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  16. Despair Inc. beat you to it by Johnso · · Score: 4, Informative

    Despair Inc. already has the frowny emoticon trademarked.

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    1. Re:Despair Inc. beat you to it by anagama · · Score: 1

      A direct link to frownonthis.html is in order.

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    2. Re:Despair Inc. beat you to it by Bega · · Score: 2, Funny
      Despair Inc. already has the frowny emoticon trademarked.
      How fitting for them to have a trademarked emoticon.

      Bye bye karma.
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    3. Re:Despair Inc. beat you to it by spicydragonz · · Score: 1

      Despair's tm is
      :-(

      so as long as you do not use a straight nose line you are free and clear
      :^(

    4. Re:Despair Inc. beat you to it by 1stpreacher · · Score: 0
      best part

      Whether you are a 4th grade nothing using your momma's AOL account, or you are Time Magazine's "Man of the Year", we are going to hunt you down, and when we do, we're really going to give you something to :-(® about."

    5. Re:Despair Inc. beat you to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh has the Mr. Yuk face trademarked and copyrighted. Maybe, they could license it to Wal-Mart.

  17. He had no claim by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 4, Informative

    Harvey R. Ball invented the yellow smiley in 1963 for a life insurance company. He was paid $45.

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    1. Re:He had no claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harvey R. Ball invented the yellow smiley in 1963...

      1963. Huh. That even predates the smiley LSD blotter that showed up later that same decade...

  18. Lewis Carrol by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    The Cheshire Cat will take exception to all this...

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  19. Don't be silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all know that Microsoft invented the first smiley.

    1. Re:Don't be silly by Technician · · Score: 1

      Checked your link.. Refrence to an e-mail in 1982. They seem to be late to the game again.

      That one is not the yellow one in dispute.

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  20. grrr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me, anonymous coward, invented smiley first. Everyone knows this.

  21. Ultimate Trademark Dispute?? by foundme · · Score: 3, Funny
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    1. Re:Ultimate Trademark Dispute?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what is your site about anyway? Whenever someone types a number it's added to the bottom unless it was 227664?

  22. The only way I can see this working for Wal-Mart by Rachel+Lucid · · Score: 5, Insightful
    There's no way they can copyright the 'smiley' face itself. They might be able to copyright their interpretation of it.

    Wal-Mart's smiley face is a very distinctive one - the elongated eyes, the wide smile, the button-ised bevel around its edges, the ray-man-esque gloves. If they included its whistling personality and the song they use for the whistling, there is a GOOD chance they can copyright that specific interpretation of the smiley as a cartoon character, much in the way the Church of the Subgenius seems to hold the copyright for 'Bob's pipe-wielding visage, despite how common the image of a clean-cut 50's male with a pipe actually was in those times.

    I think Wal-mart is full of shit here if they think they can claim they invented the smiley or patented its use in drumming up sales, but if they keep to that narrow interpretation I just described, they have a chance.

  23. Pointless "prior art" by jnadke · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been producing shit since I was born, but you don't see me suing Slashdot.

    1. Re:Pointless "prior art" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but to win you'd have to prove that Slashdot's shit smelled as good as yours -- and that would be hard to prove.

    2. Re:Pointless "prior art" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't win. Slashdot is producing shit 'on the internet' which means it's totally new and very patentable.

    3. Re:Pointless "prior art" by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Ahh but you can't afford the lawyers.

      Microsoft, however...

    4. Re:Pointless "prior art" by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      but can you shit a "dupe" of yesterday's shit?

  24. if this goes through.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    teh uspto will have officially discredited itself.... open season...

  25. But what's on the BACK of the smiley? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

    Here is your answer. (Warning: Flash alert.)

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    1. Re:But what's on the BACK of the smiley? by FOSSguy · · Score: 1

      OMG! Smiley Goatse!

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    2. Re:But what's on the BACK of the smiley? by calculadoru · · Score: 1

      Dude. If you think I'm clicking on that flash thinggy while at work, you've got another thing coming.
      Nice try though.

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  26. All I have to say is... by Lazarian · · Score: 2, Funny

    :(

    1. Re:All I have to say is... by klang · · Score: 1

      The Frownie(TM) :-( is trademark of http://despair.com/frownies.html

  27. Who Watches the Walmartmen? by aapold · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alan Moore should hold rights to it, but he'd just sign them over to Dave Gibbons anyway....

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  28. Note to Wally world by SupahVee · · Score: 3, Informative

    Plastic Legos began production in 1963, they've had smiley faces on them ever since, Duplo's were introduced in 1967, they have smileys.

    Suck it.

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    1. Re:Note to Wally world by myth24601 · · Score: 1

      "Plastic Legos began production in 1963, they've had smiley faces on them ever since, Duplo's were introduced in 1967, they have smileys."

      Actually, Duplo used the Simley Face.

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    2. Re:Note to Wally world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which would further bolster Wal-Mart's claim that the smiley face is in the public domain. Yay Wal-Mart! :) (tm)

      I love capitalism... of course I'm willing to work for a living.

    3. Re:Note to Wally world by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure i've seen both lego and duplo bricks with printed smiley faces. I don't know when they were introduced though.

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  29. Change-up by cei · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a deft move by Wal-Mart spokesman John Simley, Wal-Mart mistakenly trademarks the Simley face.

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    1. Re:Change-up by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      I thought he worked for Mall-Wart.

  30. In other news ... by iknowcss · · Score: 1

    I'm using the "I don't really care" face

    :|

    because no one else cares either. Whoo, hey! A huge company is tradmarking / copyrighting / doing something stupid with something cool!

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  31. This reminds me of.... by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    When MS tried to trademark the word "Windows", they failed as I believe WalMart will.

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    1. Re:This reminds me of.... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Heh, remember MS Bob? To bad that software isn't still being sold. I would LOVE to see a fight between MS and Walmart. Battle of the titans!!!

      http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif

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    2. Re:This reminds me of.... by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      Microsoft claims to have a registered trademark on Windows.

    3. Re:This reminds me of.... by geoffspear · · Score: 2, Funny
      And, more importantly, the USPTO claims that Microsoft has a trademark on "Windows", too.

      Guess who wins in the argument about who can or cannot legally trademark something between the USPTO and some guy on Slashdot who hear from a friend who knows a guy who said that Microsoft couldn't trademark something?

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  32. Spelling matters by alanwj · · Score: 4, Informative
    Wal-Mart spokesman John Smiley

    The universe would not allow such a coincidence. The guy's name, according the the article, is actually John Simley.
    1. Re:Spelling matters by digitalhermit · · Score: 2, Funny

      True, true... Now that would be different if Thomas Crapper *did* really invent the flush toilet.

    2. Re:Spelling matters by femto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes it would. Just ask Cardinal Sin (At least you could have asked him until he died last year. RIP).

    3. Re:Spelling matters by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      Well, Smiley and Simley are two very simleyer words, aren't they.

    4. Re:Spelling matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But would it be Intelligent Design?

    5. Re:Spelling matters by Atario · · Score: 1
      The universe would not allow such a coincidence. The guy's name, according the the article, is actually John Simley.
      The universe would, however, allow him to be named John Grinner, or perhaps John Visage. In fact, prior evidence points to these being the most likely cases.
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    6. Re:Spelling matters by Catullus · · Score: 1

      Shame - I'd been thinking that the world really was run by Boss Smiley...

    7. Re:Spelling matters by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      As Linux users, we don't take our orders from General Protection Fault.

      But we do accept them from Colonel Panic.

    8. Re:Spelling matters by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      He invented the valve used in flush toilets: the Crapper valve.

      Curiously enough, the bathroom door that accidently locks you out was invented by Augustine Shityourpants.

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    9. Re:Spelling matters by 10e6Steve · · Score: 1

      And his neighbor is Joe Frowny :( sorry

    10. Re:Spelling matters by g00dn3ss · · Score: 1

      Or if Otto Titzling really did invent the bra

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    11. Re:Spelling matters by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1

      Yes, he was Primate of the Phillippines! Catholics ... They're funny.

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    12. Re:Spelling matters by Yhippa · · Score: 1

      The ironing is delicious!

  33. Prior Art by dasunst3r · · Score: 1

    I think Joe Boxer had a similar smiley face (and many varieties) long before Wal-Mart started doing it. "But in the end, it is what it is: it's a mark that we have a tremendous investment in and is very closely identified with our company." Actually, many people identify the following symbols with Wal-Mart: :( and :@. Why don't they trademark those two instead?

  34. Defensive trademark registration by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Walmart is trying to avoid the same situation Linux was in a few years ago. Everybody knew that Linux came from Linus, and yet the USPTO (the "M" for Morons is silent) allowed some mental defective to register "Linux" as a trademark. Much confusion and angst ensued until Linus was able to wrest his trademark back. The way trademarks work, Walmart MUST try to defend their common-law trademark against a rogue trademark registration.

    In this case, Walmart is the little guy defending itself against the Big, Bad USPTO.

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    1. Re:Defensive trademark registration by jZnat · · Score: 1

      How is one of the richest companies in the world (i.e. top of Fortune 500/whatever number you want IIRC) the "little guy"?

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    2. Re:Defensive trademark registration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compared to the US government, everyone is little.

    3. Re:Defensive trademark registration by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      The way trademarks work, Walmart MUST try to defend their common-law trademark against a rogue trademark registration.

      They obviously need to set the bar a bit higher than fill out some forms and pay a fee for potential registrants. Would it be unreasonable to ask that the person or corporation registering the mark show some proof of its pedigree?

    4. Re:Defensive trademark registration by bnf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No. It's not analagous. What you are proposing paints the scene with a brush drawn from the can of revisionist history.

      In no way does everyone know that the smiley face "came from Walmart". In fact it did not. Walmart has latched onto this symbol of good cheer in order to bolster their brand. And while the origin is a point of contention, it ain't their's. They did not invent that symbol.

      Linux was, is and always has been associated with the work of Linus Torvalds (and company).

      Walmart is stealing the smiley face. They are either stealing from the public domain, or from someone with a prior claim but make no mistake they are coopting it for themsleves.

      The trademark dispute over the origin's of the smiley face are long standing. The Frenchman has a valid trademark in Europe and elsewhere. Good for him. Just because Walmart want's to get in on the act doesn't mean that we should all line up to hand over this part of the zeitgeist.

      IMHO the smiley face is probably perfect for Walmart. Nothings says just be happy and don't give a shit or much thought about the broader implications of where you spend your dollars than a smiley face.

      Wake up you sheep.

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    5. Re:Defensive trademark registration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If (when?) Walmart rolls over, everyone should register generic versions of all the graphical smileys in all the possible IM clients. There has to be hundreds of them. Walmart will end up with rubbish, it's genius!

      I want >:o, X-D, and :-?.

      "If your quarry goes to ground, leave no ground to go to."

    6. Re:Defensive trademark registration by graikor · · Score: 1

      Exactly! They didn't invent it, they co-opted it to capitalize on the good feelings the smiley face inspires in people, and they want people to feel good about Walmart (which I grant is difficult with all the stories about imprisoning workers in the store at night, not offering benefits to more than a handful of employees at most stores, hiring illegals to avoid being trapped with pesky minimum wage and fair labor laws, etc.).

      Since it has been around for a while, the Trademark office should flatly reject any attempt to trademark the smiley - that's the responsible, intelligent thing to do.

    7. Re:Defensive trademark registration by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      They're a smaller enterprise than the US Government. And besides, they're unarmed.

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    8. Re:Defensive trademark registration by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      In no way does everyone know that the smiley face "came from Walmart".

      Agreed. I'm not sure that they claim a trademark on the smiley face; either with or without hands. HOWEVER, their continued use of it is dependent upon their retaining control. So yes, they need to fight the other person's registration.

      As far as I'm concerned, the USPTO should definitely rule that it has neither trademark nor copyright protection.

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  35. Are they JOKING?!? by eander315 · · Score: 1, Funny
    from the article: "It is kind of ironic that this whole dispute is about a smiley face," said Mr Simley."

    Wahahahahahahaha!!!!!!11

    He obviously doesn't understand the meaning of ironic.

    1. Re:Are they JOKING?!? by nzodd · · Score: 1

      He does, you just don't appear to understand the context.

      So sayeth Wikipedia: "Cosmic irony is a sharp incongruity between our expectations of things and what actually occurs, as if the universe were mocking us." - Irony Cosmic irony is the most commonly accepted and recognized form of irony these days.

      So meanwhile, we need a sharp incongruity between our expectations of things and what actually occurs. One might assume that, as smiley faces are intended to be a representation of happiness, people's interactions with smiley faces would be positive. However, in this particular case it appears that a symbol of happiness is unexpectedly causing an opposite emotion (sad, upset, angry, etc.) for all parties involved in this issue. Seems ironic to me, even if the irony isn't particularly *amusing*.

  36. Re:Oops.. by Technician · · Score: 4, Informative

    You didn't read the name right just like I did on the first pass on the article.

    From the article "Wal-Mart spokesman John Simley told the Los Angeles Times"

    Smiley and Simley are not the same.

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  37. IANAL, but you're still wrong by xiphoris · · Score: 1, Troll
    IANAL, but you're still wrong. Copyright.gov says:
    Q: How do I copyright a name, title, slogan or logo?

    Copyright does not protect names, titles, slogans, or short phrases. In some cases, these things may be protected as trademarks. ... In some circumstances, an artistic logo may also be protected as a trademark.
    I guess it depends whether you want to consider a trademark a type of copyright. I wasn't meaning to pick nits, but I was referring to them as separate things in my previous post.
    1. Re:IANAL, but you're still wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please actually read and comprehend before pasting text. The FAQ you quoted does not state that logos are not copyrightable.

      It says that logos may have trademark protection in addition to copyright protection, if the logo contains sufficient authorship.

    2. Re:IANAL, but you're still wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Haha! Way to conveniently edit out the sentence that says "yes, you can copyright a logo." That showed him I bet!

    3. Re:IANAL, but you're still wrong by xiphoris · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can copyright a logo that has sufficient authorship.

      I don't think a yellow-and-black smilie face counts.

    4. Re:IANAL, but you're still wrong by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, it likely counts. But only for the original author. If someone else comes along and makes the same basic illustration, based upon the earlier one, then they haven't contributed anything new. And only the new contribution would be copyrightable.

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    5. Re:IANAL, but you're still wrong by plumby · · Score: 1

      Erm, from your quote, the conveniently edited "..." = "However, copyright protection may be available for logo artwork that contains sufficient authorship."

      So, no, he was right.

    6. Re:IANAL, but you're still wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, are you wrong about this like you were about treaties superceding the Constitution? What kind of shitty law school did you graduate from?

    7. Re:IANAL, but you're still wrong by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      I rather like the fact that the smiley is actualy the property of thousands of drug crazed dance music fans in the UK who undoubtedly find the whole wal-mart thing astonishingly rib-cage-explodingly funny

      Accieed !!! (copyright D-Mob 1987)

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    8. Re:IANAL, but you're still wrong by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Hm? I never said that treaties supersede the Constitution. In fact, I said the opposite, and I'm right about it, based on both caselaw that I've read (which places treaties no higher than the same level as ordinary federal legislation) and the language in the Constitution itself.

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    9. Re:IANAL, but you're still wrong by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      So the smilie shirts with the tie-dyed bandana bullet hole bleeding between the eyes and 5 o'clock shadow would be considered a new contribution to an existing design?

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    10. Re:IANAL, but you're still wrong by GuloGulo2 · · Score: 1

      "No, the federal Constitution is supreme over treaties."

      You said that

      "I never said that treaties supersede the Constitution."

      And you also said that.

      So, not only are you a crappy lawyer but you're a liar.

      And you're wrong about your reading of the Constitution too. I mean, you can blather on about parsing, but if you were honest, you'd admit that I didn't make this argument, Constitution scholars have.

      So stop acting like you have a hammer lock on Constitutional law, and stop lying (which would mean no more law for you I guess).

    11. Re:IANAL, but you're still wrong by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      "No, the federal Constitution is supreme over treaties."

      You said that

      "I never said that treaties supersede the Constitution."

      And you also said that.


      Those are consistent statements. I don't mind so much being accused of something I didn't say (though I'll defend myself), but you could at least do a competent job of it. Is that so much to ask?

      In any case, they are also correct statements; The federal Constitution is supreme over federal laws and treaties, and all three are supreme over state Constitutions, which are supreme over state laws.

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  38. Harvey Ball invented it first by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1
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  39. Frown trademarked by D+H+NG · · Score: 2, Informative

    Only fitting, since the frown is already trademarked.

  40. :-( already is trademarked! by rdwald · · Score: 1, Redundant

    All you jokers replying to this with ":-(" don't realize the irony of your actions -- fronies are a registered trademark of Despair, Inc.

    1. Re::-( already is trademarked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that's fronies. We're talking about frownies. :)

    2. Re::-( already is trademarked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they don't realise it then it can't be irony. Irony is intentional.

  41. Smiley Trademark by this+great+guy · · Score: 1

    Once trademarked we will all have to use :-)(TM) Isn't that funny ? :-)(TM)

  42. I hope walmart does get the copyright by zappepcs · · Score: 0, Troll

    This would certainly go to show two things: how fucked up copyright law is, and how fucked up walmart is. This is close enough to stealing candy from a baby as to make walmart look like the idiots I think they are. Go ahead, mod me down, but the point is that this is stupid, and I hope they win so that walmart and their management look as stupid as this situation is... but to all the world, not just /.

  43. It's the yellow. by gameforge · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The only thing that distinguishes "this" smiley face from any three year old's smiley face is the color yellow.

    Does the "obvious" thing apply to trademarks? It's just too simple. It's been used too many times before. It's even on license plates.

    I know this face from the "have a day" poster; it has dozens of variations of the face with labels like "have a silly day" or "have a cold day".

    There's a reason it was in Forrest Gump, and there's a reason someone made a whole poster out of this smiley face; everybody knows that yellow smiley face (from somewhere).

    Now, let me see if I get this straight. Some French guy comes along and threatens to trademark the smiley. I guess this implies that he wanted Wal-Mart to quit using it? Wal-Mart hadn't even moved to trademark it until he came along, right?

    Wal-Mart didn't do anything wrong. I'm shocked.

    1. Re:It's the yellow. by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      Does the "obvious" thing apply to trademarks?

      No, and it shouldn't do. A trademark is not supposed to be an original work, it's just supposed to be an identifier for a company. (Like "Fred's Bakery".) There are other limits on trademarks though. Maybe some of those could apply.

  44. Consequences? by alanwj · · Score: 1
    Until now the smiley face had been considered in the public domain in the US, and therefore free for anyone to use.

    Wal-Mart spokesman John Simley told the Los Angeles Times that it had not moved to register the trademark until Mr Loufrani had threatened to do so.

    It is good to know that this was as reaction, rather than some lunacy Wal-Mart thought up on its own. However, I still worry that if they are granted the trademark that they will put the full power of their considerable legal muscle behind "protecting" it.

    I guess it would be a silly dream to think that the USPTO might bring the whole issue to an early close.
  45. The sad face :-( is already trade marked. by AKosygin · · Score: 3, Informative

    If I remember correctly, the sad face: :-(

    is already trade marked by Despair Inc.

    http://www.despair.com/frownonthis.html

    And it is already registered. So I don't see why one can't register a trade mark from the smily face.

    1. Re:The sad face :-( is already trade marked. by Boricle · · Score: 1
      I think though that if someone suceeds in copyrighting (although they are talking about trademarks) a smiley, then the "sad face" will probably be ruled to have been an unauthorised derivative work of the original smiley face, and hence, violating copyright.

      In fact, a lot of cartoon based facial expressions may be in trouble under this as derivatives.

    2. Re:The sad face :-( is already trade marked. by ajdlinux · · Score: 1

      IANAL. AFAIK, you can't trademark something that is confusingly similar. I don't know how they define that though.

  46. Re:Oops.. by poopdeville · · Score: 1
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  47. Duh? by Vskye · · Score: 1

    Both Mr Ball and Mr Stern further say that they did not think of trademarking the image at the time.
     
    Who do think will win this? If they don't have a trademark, and if Wal-Mart registers it who will win? Obviously, it's been around forever.. but still.

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  48. Copyright this!!!' by Joffy · · Score: 1

    I claim exlusive rights on the use of the middle finger. However, for 5 dollars you can flip me off. Seriously though, the only thing that will be left to the public domain in the future will be ontime M$ patches and Jack Thompson's book.

  49. While I have a chance... by sinfree · · Score: 0

    I'm calling dibs on the sad face, angry face, and slightly indifferent face.

  50. Common use by Raul654 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I remember correctly, Microsoft's trademark case over the term 'Windows' fell apart on one rather innocious bit of law - apparently while it's entirely possible for something to go from trademarkably specific to common use (like 'kleenex' or 'band-aid'), it's legally impossible for the reverse to occur. Thus, Microsoft's 'Windows' trademark is effectively legally unenforcable. I very much suspect the same applies in this case.

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    1. Re:Common use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from the fact that you're posting on /., I can tell you're not an IP lawyer. It's simple really as you're full of shit.

      There are two classes of trademark. There are strong trademarks and there are weak trademarks. If I make up a product name like ":LKJ:KLJNAEASDFASD" I can get a strong trademark. However, I can also get a weak trademark on something more common, like my last name.
      Let's say my last name is "Smith". It would be ridiculous for me to get a strong trademark on "Smith's X" (where X is the product I'm marketing). However, I can build my brand to the point that "Smith's X" is synonymous with product X. At that point, I can be said to have a strong trademark.

      This is how, for example, McDonalds and Dell can have strong enforceable trademarks. It's not like those surnames are uncommon...

      (IANAIPL and this is not IP legal advice, merely a summary from research performed when I started my own contracting firm)

    2. Re:Common use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you keep searching...or talk to a FEW lawyers.

  51. I will put a happy face on Helen Walton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She have seen many moons without a smile on her face, I'm willing to take one for the team and give the lady the ride of her life, maybe then walmart can use her happy face as a logo they can trademark, problem solved.

  52. straight dope by Mahou · · Score: 3, Informative
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  53. Ramifications by robertjw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This brings up some really bizzare (at least in my mind) legal questions.

    IIUTC trademark in the US is limited to specific types of business i.e. retail.
    From TFA Franklin Loufrani - just one of a number of people who profess to have invented the image - has marketed the sign since the early 1970s.

    He and his London-based company SmileyWorld today own the rights to the logo in more than 80 countries around the world.


    Does he own a copyright or a trademark? Are these two concepts universal? Does he license it to multiple forms of business? How would this concept of him 'owning the rights' apply here in the US?

    On top of that, how does the whole 'prior art' thing work in this instance? Could this guy theoretically trademark something he's been using since the 60's even though another company has been using it for over 10 years? Is prior art an international concept, or does it have to have been used in the US for the USPTO to recognize it?

    Ultimately I'm not sure why this frenchman is bothering, other than the fact that he's French and annoying. It would cost Walmart an astronomical amount of money to remove the smiley from all of the areas of business where they use it. I"m sure they'd much rather put that money to fighting it (or buying a judge, buying new laws, etc...). How could anyone hope to have the finances to win this case?

  54. slashdot trademarks by cashman73 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has CowboyNeal filed the trademarks for the "/" and the "." yet? One would think that would be an excellent money-making opportunity for slashdot.

    1. Re:slashdot trademarks by bagsc · · Score: 1

      If you patented points and lines, it would be a big boost to 3D development...

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  55. Forrest, not Forest by antdude · · Score: 1

    Get his first name right. :)

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  56. The Real Smily Face Creator- Harvey Ball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.worcesterhistory.org/ex_smiley.html

    Just thought you'll want to know.

  57. Re:Oops.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your username + the file on the desktop named "johnny_prolapsed_rectum.jpg"... I bet there's some unifying factor here, but I can't quite put my finger up it.

  58. I totally believe this guy by layer3switch · · Score: 3, Funny

    "A Frenchman who claims to have invented the yellow smiley face back in 1968"

    After all, this is a very well known fact that only Frechman is capable of being yellow AND have a smiley face. Fact proven during WWII, case closed. Give the patent to the Frechy.

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  59. Copyright this... by Super+Dave+Osbourne · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Walmart should be held to a higher level of truthfulness in their advertising and thus their grocery bags. I have never really seen associates or customers of Walmart smile. In fact, I see them frown a lot, or just have blank overconsumered looks on their faces. Whether in the returns line, the check out lines (sans human clerks now), or interacting with live clerks, a smile at Walmart is as plastic as the bags they are printed upon. Maybe they should copyright a frowning face, one that clearly captures the truth of the Walmart Experience (tm) :)

    1. Re:Copyright this... by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

      Doesn't Despair Inc. have a patent on the frownie? I think that Walmart was trying to be honest and put a frown, but they couldn't due to the patent.

      http://tarr.uspto.gov/servlet/tarr?regser=serial&e ntry=75502288

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  60. No it's not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    eloquence. a collection of lawyers is "a whole eloquence of lawyers." collective nouns are weird.

    No, the correct term apparently is a pack, gang or sneak of weasels, or possibly a boogle or confusion of them:
    http://rinkworks.com/words/collective.shtml
    http://www.hintsandthings.co.uk/kennel/collectives .htm
    http://dictionary.reference.com/writing/styleguide /animal.html

    1. Re:No it's not by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      A collection of dead lawyers is defined as "a good start".

  61. In other news.. by Tama00 · · Score: 1

    Today one man who is me, attempts to trademark the stick figure... All rights reserved to Tama coperation of stick figuers pty ltd.

  62. Let's roll! by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Remember that nasty bit of 9/11 trivia. Some punk trademarked it after the incident and we had an e-mail exchange over it.

  63. Trademark law & the smiley face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    IANAL, but I have taken a class on trademark law, and from what I understand Walmart and the guy attempting to register this trademark face an uphill battle due to the commonality and generic nature of the smiley face. The particular smiley face that Walmart wants to trademark may have a modicum of uniqueness, but the smiley face in general has been in such widespread use both on the internet and in other public forums that both parties will have to produce a mountain of proof that they face financial loss by not having the symbol assigned solely to them. Once a logo or slogan has entered the public domain it is virtually unenforceable as a trademark, which by the way is completely separate from a patent. See also: Kleenex, Band-Aid.

  64. IAAL and it is you who is wrong by TekPolitik · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A logo can be protected under both trademark and copyright laws. In the US it gets copyright protection as a "graphic work" (17USC102(a)(5)), provided it is an original work in the sense that "original" is used in copyright law.

  65. fsck vwls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, fsck v'wls, gt rrd of as mm'ny as pss'sible . Nnd fsck yw.

    Nnd yw b'trr be prrnouncing fsck right.

    Try and decipher that!

    1. Re:fsck vwls by jafd · · Score: 1
      No, fsck v'wls, gt rrd of as mm'ny as pss'sible . Nnd fsck yw.
      Oh no. It's Welsh, isn't it?
  66. Wayback machine by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Back in the early 70s I had one of those smiley face posters (yeah, I'm old). I am pretty sure the the poster had a reference to a copyright by someone with an odd name, something like "Ogun Quit" - however Google is failing me now in helping to resolve this. Oh well...

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    1. Re:Wayback machine by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I'm an old fart too, during the early 80's I had a mini that had a single large smiley that covered the drivers side door. I bought it from a student to use for parts but it turned out it was better than the one I was trying to repair.

      Sadly the smiley turned out to be a powerfull cop magnet.

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  67. Subject by mitymidget · · Score: 0

    I didn't think public domain stuff could be tm'd!? If this is the case I patent the circle, so now all tires, the smiley face, tubes and so forth that have the representation from an angle to depict a circle, must pay be a small $0.10 US. Its a small amount so everyone can afford it :).

  68. socre -1, troll by RelliK · · Score: 0, Troll
    You forgot to say "I'm not a lawyer, so you shouldn't listen to me."

    You forgot to add the same line to your post, dumbass. Just as the parent says, you cannot copyright a logo. You can trademark a logo. Trademarks and copyrights are two completely different concepts.

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    1. Re:socre -1, troll by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      Don't call me dumbass, you dumb dumbass ass!

      If a graphical logo is a creative work, you can indeed copyright it. No, you can't copyright something as short as a name. Ashleigh Brilliant created a whole collection of 19-word postcard sayings, and he managed to copyright them. At the time the Copyright Office was very hesitant to grant a copyright for something so short.

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  69. They should both be shot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    First of all.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Ball.

    Great, nice going, Bone fighting over a dead mans invention. Real nice, And mature ofcource.
    Neither of those litigious bastards(tm) should be allowed to make any claim to this.
    The family of Harvey Ball should go after both of them to bleed them dry. If only to show trash like that that this sort of BS is not to be accepted.

    How can these ppl take themselfes seriously ?

  70. Re:The only way I can see this working for Wal-Mar by syousef · · Score: 1

    Copyright and Trademark are two completely different forms of IP law.

    1) Copyright is about giving control of who may copy a work, so that its creator may profit from it without competition from people who did not toil to create the work.

    2) Trademark is about letting associating a piece of work with the reputation of a company, and allowing a company to identify itself uniquely in the marketplace.

    Both systems are broken. In fact the entire idea of "Intellectual Property" - ownership of ideas - is broken. We do need to compensate artists and inventors but not through the restriction of the use of their creations.

    For those of you on /. who've said "Copyright and Patent are bad, but Trademark is good" here's a perfect example of why it's so damn broken. People and companies try to claim ownership of the stupidest things.

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  71. Re:Oops.. by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

    I noticed that too, but scrolling back to the slashdot text, that's what it still says.

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  72. What's Wrong With This Picture? by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wal-Mart, the champions of the "if you can sell it and make lots of money" brand of rotted capitalism we have here in America didn't care to trademark the smiley face UNTIL someone who potentially is the creator of the icon decides to try to get it trademarked? Wouldn't that make Wal-Mart hypocritical? As soon as someone is gearing up to be in a position where he could make a lot of money off of Wal-Mart and various IM software companies (not to mention Microsoft Bob), it's all of the sudden their icon to trademark? Sorry you fucking idiots. But the smiley face has been around since before I was born and Wal-Mart is younger than I am. Someone throw a brick in the face of the CEO please?

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    1. Re:What's Wrong With This Picture? by unitron · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "But the smiley face has been around since before I was born and Wal-Mart is younger than I am."

      Apparently Wal-Mart was founded in 1962 and incorporated in 1969, so while the smiley face may be slightly older than the corporation , it's slightly younger than the business.

      It is, however, considerably older than Wal-Mart's use of it.

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  73. Walkman by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It doesn't really matter who invented it. Just like Sony's "Walkman" trademark; if you don't enforce the trademark properly, it becomes public domain and everybody can use it.
    Apparently it took SmileyWorld a few decades before trying to enforce their claimed trademark. As such it has become public domain already, whether they ever had the trademark or not.
    I hope if Wal-mart wins, they'll be nice enough to let everybody use it. But it's a US corporation, so they'll probably sue anybody who's ever touched it.

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  74. Mr. Copyright, meet Mr. Trademark by penguin-collective · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If they included its whistling personality and the song they use for the whistling, there is a GOOD chance they can copyright that specific interpretation of the smiley as a cartoon character, much in the way the Church of the Subgenius seems to hold the copyright for 'Bob's pipe-wielding visage, despite how common the image of a clean-cut 50's male with a pipe actually was in those times.

    You're confusing copyrights and trademarks. They can't "copyright" the smiley face because they didn't create it. They can trademark it. But if the smiley face actually were under copyright, then they couldn't trademark it because you couldn't reproduce it (so they could never use it).

    Legally, WalMart may be able to get away with registering a trademark on the smiley face, if it is really in the public domain. Ethically, that's wrong: the smiley face is a cultural icon that no company ought to be able to claim rights to.

    However, one can throw a monkey wrench in their plans simply by re-creating the association between the smiley face and psychotic killers, since those seem to love the symbol. Given stories by WalMart employees, perhaps their choice of trademark isn't so inappropriate after all.

    1. Re:Mr. Copyright, meet Mr. Trademark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, one can throw a monkey wrench in their plans simply by re-creating the association between the smiley face and psychotic killers, since those seem to love the symbol.

      Any bets on when walmart will then change their image to the smiley face with a oozing bullet wound in its head?

  75. In related news by edwardpickman · · Score: 1, Funny

    Walmart files trademarks on the terms "Low Prices", "Lowest Price" and "Rock Bottom Price" as well as "Low Price Guarantee". In ironic news they also plan to file for trademark status on the term "Made In America". Given their lack of American made products the last trademark is some what in doubt.

  76. Watchmen.... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    What would the Comedian have to say about this?

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  77. the real inventor by spuby · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I thought that Forest, Forest Gump invented the smiley face.

  78. Letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Wal-Mart wants to patent smiley-faces then I want to patent the method of communicating using letters.

  79. dilution of trademark? by lon3st4r · · Score: 1
    from what i know, a trademark is a "trademark" as long as people associate the "trademark" with the brand. if a trademark gets diluted and is not enforced properly, then it does not remain a trademark. for example you trademark a product X by the name Y, then you should always call Y X or Y's X. if you keep calling it Y then people associate Y with the product X. eg. xerox photocopiers. in some places, people associate xerox with photocopiers. the trademark has diluted to such an extent.

    so my question is, how will "whoever wins the TM battle" protect their trademark against dilution? if the smiley is TMed, then will i have to say :)* in all the mails I type?
    * TM of (so and so)

    will people be able to use, paint, draw smileys again!?

  80. What the lower class will never learn by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    Like patents, trademarks have to be defended in court. Maybe, just maybe I could get a trademark on anything starting with WAL like in WALnut, WALMART etc. etc. I would have to enforce it against the WALton family ($$$$$) who happen to be the owners of WALmart.

  81. Walmart is the newcomer to the smiley by abb3w · · Score: 1
    This is completely different from the trademarking of "Linux". While (as TFA notes) the Frenchman's claim of invention isn't undisputed, he HAS been using it commercially since the late 60's. In fact, my sister still has a ~1975 era Girl Scout handbook on the shelf that I defaced with about forty day-glo smiley face stickers (from Highlights IIR) shortly after it was bought. (Never leave a 5 year old boy to his own devices during a girl scout meeting.) While the smiley doesn't quite predate WalMart (founded 1962), it clearly predates WalMart's first use of it circa 1996. WalMart is the newcomer here, trying to take over a previously well-established symbol for their own private use.

    That the Frenchman hasn't bothered (or perhaps succeeded) in getting a trademark on it before now in the US is a weakness is his position. While Wally World probably has a case for a trademark on the smiley, given the prior and widespread use of the smiley, the scope of the trademark deserved ought to be exceedingly narrow. I doubt the USPTO will get that, though. So of course, whoever gets the trademark, the public is likely to get it up the backside. =(
    Fortunately, the frowny has already been trademarked separately.

    It's a pity that the current law requiring vigorous defense of a trademark to prevent loosing it logically precludes making the voiding of trademark a legal penalty for attempting to unreasonably extend the trademark against reasonable public domain and fair uses. Imagine if Bass started sending threatening letters to gay pride groups. Whoever wins this fight, the rest of the world is likely to see similar nonsense on anything smiley-like anywhere... which, saccharine though the smiley is, will not help make the planet a happier place.

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    1. Re:Walmart is the newcomer to the smiley by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Imagine if Bass started sending threatening letters to gay pride groups.

      That would be interesting. I think that it would have been even more interesting if Bass Ale had sent threatening letters to the Nazis for using it to identify gay males in concentration camps. I wonder if British trademark law takes color into consideration, the gay pride triangle is pink and the Bass Ale triangle is red. I wonder if Coors wants to further piss off the gay community. Bass Ale is brewed by Coors Brewers UK and Coors Brewing Company has been trying to fight off LGBT boycotts by desperately trying to get rid of the stench of the ultra-right wing, anti-gay Coors family memebers.

  82. Same old song... by ufoot · · Score: 0
    > "Until now the wheel had been considered in the public domain in the US, and therefore free for anyone to use. General Motors spokesman Mr Foo told the Los Angeles Times that it had not moved to register the trademark until Mr Bar had threatened to do so."

    It's always the same debate "hey I swear I didn't want to patent/copyright/trademark this, I'm a nice company, but you know, this evil guy over there is trying to do it, and well, I must protect my business". This is totally unproductive and in the long run, businesses who go this "try and sue me" route will get killed by those who, instead of paying lawyers for bullshit, will find ways to innovate, produce goods, and solve problems. This is all pathetic 8-)

  83. best quote ever: by mpcusack · · Score: 1

    best quote ever: ""It is kind of ironic that this whole dispute is about a smiley face," said Mr Simley."

  84. Outrageous Claims by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1
    My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark.

    Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy -the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

    At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles -- there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum -- it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat -- an actor, dancer...

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  85. A trademark is not a patent by douglaid · · Score: 2, Informative

    If I patent something, nobody can use it without a licence from me. But a trademark merely distinguishes my goods from other people's. McDonald's have trademarked their logo for hamburgers, but that doesn't stop Hungry Jack's or even my Lions Club from selling hamburgers. It simply means that they can't be called McDonald's.

    And trade marks apply only to a category of goods. If I want to sell nuts and bolts under the Big M logo (either Mcdonald's or the "BigM" flavoured milk logo here in Oz), it wouldn't cause any confusion with their product.

    A trade mark doesn't have to be something newly invented. It used to have to be a "mangled" word not in common use in the language, but that seems to be no longer required. The name "Barrier Cream" was struck off because it merely described what the cream did, but that was years ago.

    If I am right, both Loufrani and Wal-Mart are entitled to use the smiley, and so can you and I.

  86. yet another trade mark crapout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is only one comment that suits the bill ..

    what a fucking wanker

  87. wrong article title by thomasa · · Score: 1

    I listened to the BBC news article and they did not mention anything about
    walmart wanting to trademark anything. It was two other people who were
    claiming trademark and walmart was defending its use. It seems a little
    late for anyone to do anything - in my opinion.

  88. Someone's gotta stop this by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Earlier i was just joking around with corporations copyrighting everyday stuff, but it seems it is becoming a reality.

    If this rate continues we will not be able to talk to each other in public without having an intellectual property expert nearby.

    I think people should counter-sue these companies in class action lawsuits.

  89. Re:The only way I can see this working for Wal-Mar by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think Wal-mart is full of shit here...

    That may be true, but they're also full of money, the thing that really counts in the court system.

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  90. Re:Oops.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it might have just been a Chuck Palahniuk short story. Definately NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Probably not even safe for at home alone.

  91. Rich people buy freedom by Kombat · · Score: 1

    That may be true, but they're also full of money, the thing that really counts in the court system.

    Really? Is that why Dennis Kozlowski, Mark Swartz, Andrew Fastow, Michael Kopper, Bernie Ebbers, and Martha Stewart all got away with their crimes?

    Oh, no wait, that's right. They were all found guilty, even though they are all extremely wealthy.

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    1. Re:Rich people buy freedom by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Oh, no wait, that's right. They were all found guilty, even though they are all extremely wealthy.

      They were private citizens, not private companies. They could not command a fraction of the resources a companiy would have at its disposal. Those lawsuits werte brough against individuals, not corperations.

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    2. Re:Rich people buy freedom by HardCase · · Score: 1

      In the news recently: Samsung, Hynix, Infineon, Qwest, Worldcom: big-ass fines. Merck, Philip Morris: civil damages. Five companies with an absolute boatload of cash.

    3. Re:Rich people buy freedom by HardCase · · Score: 1

      OK, OK, seven companies.

  92. Don't blame me.... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    The slashdot editors screwed up the name when pulling that quote from the article, not me.

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    1. Re:Don't blame me.... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
      The slashdot editors screwed up the name when pulling that quote from the article, not me.
      Ahh. Apologies then.
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  93. Re:Oops.. by nwbvt · · Score: 2

    Thats how its spelled in the /. summary. The problem isn't that he misread it, its that he assumed the editors knew how to spell (or at least copy and past correctly).

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  94. Re:The only way I can see this working for Wal-Mar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We do need to compensate artists and inventors but not through the restriction of the use of their creations.

    And we should do it through...

  95. Kilroy! by KatchooNJ · · Score: 1

    Cool! I'm gonna trademark the Kilroy guy with the nose and fingers hanging over the wall now! :-) w00t!

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    1. Re:Kilroy! by Clujo · · Score: 1

      There's a guy in my office who looks over cubes like that. Would he have to pay you?

  96. Trademark. Not copyright by everphilski · · Score: 1

    ... RTFA. Or the summary at least. They can trademark it.

    1. Re:Trademark. Not copyright by hacker · · Score: 1

      You cannot trademark a copyrighted thing, especially if you did not create that thing in the first place.

      If the smiley is found to be in the public domain, they can trademark their interpretation of it (beveled button look, white gloves, larger eyes), but they most-certainly cannot copyright or trademark it if it is NOT in the public domain.

    2. Re:Trademark. Not copyright by everphilski · · Score: 1

      Its not copyrighted, its public domain.

  97. Proof of a monopoly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When a huge corporation is transitioning to a full-blown monopoly (effective total control of an industry), they patent, copyright, and trademark obvious stuff. When they win the court case for such obvious stuff, they have reached full-blown official monopoly status. Examples: Click-Once, the word "windows", the word kleenex, the word xerox, a smiley face, etc. The monopoly from that point forward is a lumbering giant that eventually trips itself.

    1. Re:Proof of a monopoly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      correct me if I'm wrong but kleenex and xerox are company names not obvious words?

  98. They're going to have to fight the French too. by managerialslime · · Score: 1

    http://www.cnn.com/US/9807/07/fringe.smiley.face.o ff/

    U.S. creator frowns at Frenchman's trademark
    In this story:

            * Threat to sue
            * Born in '63 or '68?
            * Recognition, not money
            * Related stories and sites

    July 7, 1998
    Web posted at: 1:50 p.m. EDT (1750 GMT)

    WORCESTER, Massachusetts (AP) -- Harvey Ball did not have a nice day recently when he learned a Frenchman had registered a trademark for the smiley face.

    As just about everyone in Ball's central Massachusetts hometown knows, it was Ball who designed the ubiquitous symbol of good cheer in 1963 as part of an in- house happiness program for an insurance company.

    Franklin Loufrani, a 55-year-old entrepreneur from France, first registered the symbol in 1971 and now holds the trademark in much of the world.

    The trademark, noted with a small, circled letter "R" ( ® ), is on the Web page of London-based Smiley Licensing Corp. Loufrani is the president.

    Threat to sue

    Ball, 76, didn't find any of this out until a couple of months ago.

    Then he got really steamed more recently when he learned that Loufrani has threatened to sue U.S. companies that manufacture or sell products with the smiley symbol in the 80 countries where Loufrani holds the trademark.

    "So much for smiley and happiness," Ball huffs.

    The joyful smiley-face icon has made its way over the years onto boxer shorts, London drug houses, Wal-Mart products and countless e-mail messages.

    Born in '63 or '68?

    Loufrani said he made up smiley while working at a French newspaper to illustrate positive stories after the student riots in 1968. Since registering the trademark, he has made millions.

    The people of Worcester -- which bills itself "The Birthplace of the Smiley Face" -- side with Ball, however.

    He said he first drew the perky yellow face in 1963 as part of a "friendship" campaign to ease tensions between employees after State Mutual Life Insurance Co. took over a small Ohio insurer.

    Ball, a free-lance artist, was paid $45 to come up with a graphic. State Mutual printed 100 smiley buttons. A 1964 State Mutual publication shows company Vice President John Adams wearing one.

    Soon requests for tens of thousands of buttons began pouring in. Finally, Ball said, the company stopped printing them in the late 1960s.

    Recognition, not money

    Ball never sought a trademark or copyright. He said he doesn't miss the millions he could have made on his creation. And he isn't planning legal action against Loufrani, who has a U.S. trademark, but only for a combination happy face and the word "smiley."

    Ball just wants recognition as smiley's creator.

    "Never in the history of mankind or art has any single piece of art gotten such widespread favor, pleasure, enjoyment, and nothing has ever been so simply done and so easily understood in art," he said.

    Loufrani, reached in London, had no comment.

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  99. Re:Oops.. by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1

    Well, I for one read it as 'Slimey'.

    Oh wait, that's their lawyer. Nevermind.

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  100. blame USPTO and courts by sjames · · Score: 2, Informative

    It seems this should be a glaringly obvious issue as far as U.S. trademark law is concerned. If it was ever possible to trademark, that time has long passed. The image has appeared on everything imaginable from pillows to bandages, probably millions of successful elementary school test papers, shoes, bowling balls, pins, etc, etc. I can hardly imagine a MORE dilute image. It's a testiment to the diluted nature that the overwealming majority of people don't even have a theory as to who created the smiley face image.

    It appears that WalMart is well aware of this and that their action is purely a defensive move to avoid the expense of a court battle. The fact that the best defense against an outrageous legal claim is an equal but opposite outrageous claim is an indictment of the U.S. court system, not WalMart. There are plenty of reasons to question WalMart, but this isn't one of them.

    1. Re:blame USPTO and courts by geekoid · · Score: 1

      They could just fight the trademark, they don't have to try and register it to.
      Plus, the smiley face is too generic, but they can trademark an interpetation i.e. different style.
      So if the where granted this trade mark this:) would NOT be covered.

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  101. Prior Art! by FhnuZoag · · Score: 2, Funny
  102. Re:The only way I can see this working for Wal-Mar by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    We do need to compensate artists and inventors but not through the restriction of the use of their creations.

    But we also need an additional way to account for cases where it's reasonable that someone may want to restrict distribution - e.g., a company using your family photo collection is a nationwide ad ncampaign, or someone publishing your diary. Currently, copyright seems to be the only tool for protecting privacy of someone's work.

    For those of you on /. who've said "Copyright and Patent are bad, but Trademark is good" here's a perfect example of why it's so damn broken. People and companies try to claim ownership of the stupidest things.

    They key word being "try". We should perhaps wait until the outcome, before we conclude Trademark is bad?

  103. Re:The only way I can see this working for Wal-Mar by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
    And we should do it through...

    Updated, modern, populist version of the ancient concept of "patronage" for example. I am sure other ways also not involving creating New Economic Royalty or some other corporate totalitarianism exist.

  104. Birthday songs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The song you sing to your family members on their birthdays is someone else's property.

    How do you know what song we sing on birthdays?

    On such festive occasions, we gather 'round gramm's bed and sing:
    old, old, old, old
    you're getting old
    you're gonna die soon
    you're gonna die soon
    and you wrote us outta your will!

  105. The straight dope by ickies · · Score: 1

    on the smiley face: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_031.html[s traightdope.com] No mention of France...

  106. Public Domain by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

    Um, if it's been in the public domain for 30+ years ..... [font : mind blowingly huge, blinking]how do you trademark it?[/font]
    It's .....
    wait for it......
    Public Domain.... Per WIKI: comprises the body of knowledge and innovation (especially creative works such as writing, art, music, and inventions) in relation to which no person or other legal entity can establish or maintain proprietary interests within a particular legal jurisdiction. This body of information and creativity is considered to be part of a common cultural and intellectual heritage, which, in general, anyone may use or exploit, whether for commercial or non-commercial purposes.
    If there is a lawyer in the house correct me if I'm wrong, a smiley is a logo - certainly eligable for a trademark when first created, possibly eligible for a design patent (doubtful). It's been registered as neither, and there has been no attempt to enforce any sort of IP rights for 30+ years (in the US). If there is no person or legal entity whichhas established proprietary ownership up until now, it's by definition public domain. Once public domain, I don't see how it can be removed from the public domain.

  107. Re:Public Domain [my bad] by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

    should have used the preview button forgot to close the bold tag ...sigh

  108. Rogue Despair.com Meme by resistant · · Score: 1
    Apologies if this particular point has already been addressed, but the "frowny face trademark" link so frequently mentioned here in various subthreads, at despair.com, is actually satirical.

    It's kind of funny to see how this meme has come to be interpreted so seriously. ^^

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  109. Acid House by Icephreak1 · · Score: 1

    As a child of the eighties and still a hardcore enthusiast of acid house music, I vigorously raise my arms in protest at the audacity of this move.

    - IP

  110. Nucking Futs by mmalove · · Score: 1

    :) is not intellectual property. It's a god damned smiley face. My 4 year old draws them all the time. They are drawn in schools across the country. The guy that invented it is long, long dead. He was probably a cave man.

    If you pass a lawyer today, please do the world a favor and shoot him in the face.

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  111. Dumbasses by binford2k · · Score: 1

    Read the damn article and quit jumping on the "Walmart is evil" bandwagon. Grow half a fucking brain. Walmart is DEFENDING itself, not going on the offensive here. Sheesh.

  112. Wait{er|resse}s sing something else by The+Monster · · Score: 2, Funny
    Have you noticed at restaurants, when the servers flock together to sing to a person having a birthday, instead of the proprietary 'Happy Birthday to You', they sing a different song entirely. I offer, under the GPL , this little ditty:
    Happy, happy birthday!
    We sing this song to you
    (We'd like to sing a different one
    But then we might get sued)
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  113. In similar news... by VinB · · Score: 1

    The NRA is looking to trademark the 'bullet-smiley' ( smiley with a bullet hole in forehead ). The problem is that they are having trouble representing '...not from my cold, dead hand!' as the smiley in question has no hands. The idea hasn't made it out of marketing yet. Developing...

  114. Re:The only way I can see this working for Wal-Mar by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1
    and the song they use for the whistling

    Of course, the song's not their IP either. The song the little smiley face is whistling is "Put On A Happy Face" written by Charlie Strouse, from the musical Bye Bye Birdie.

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  115. Misleading title by LocalH · · Score: 1

    It's some dumbass guy who's trying to trademark it so that Walmart would have to pay millions. Neither one of them should have it, as it's such a generic icon by now.

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  116. Thank God! by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
    Now, as I avoid Wal*Mart, I can avoid the smiley face, too!

    Finally, a good use for trademark law - trademark annoying things and sue anyone else that uses them!

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  117. I'm going to trademark the raised middle finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    before Walmart gets that one too!

    1. Re:I'm going to trademark the raised middle finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah!! Right on!! Hit 'em with your clever wit, you fucking redneck!!

  118. Had to do it: by mkiwi · · Score: 1

    All I have to say is:
    :(

  119. Harvey has nothing by lmh2671772 · · Score: 1
    Harvey R. Ball invented the yellow smiley in 1963 for a life insurance company.

    Like that really matters nowadays.


    (Obligatory apologia: nothing against the poster, just making the ironic/cynical observation)

  120. Striving for consistency at slashdot by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
    Walmart is stealing the smiley face. They are either stealing from the public domain, or from someone with a prior claim but make no mistake they are coopting it for themsleves.
    Come now. Walmart is not stealing anything from anyone. At best, they are merely infringing copyright/trademark/whatever law!
    1. Re:Striving for consistency at slashdot by bnf · · Score: 1

      Nope. We're talking theft. They are saying that instead of it being 'ours' as part of the public domain that the smiley face is 'theirs'. They are taking the mark from the public. Sure, you can call that infringment if you like. I suppose I could infringe upon your rights if I started using your identity to my benefit but personally I like to call that theft.

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    2. Re:Striving for consistency at slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you don't understand the other comment, there's a huge difference between violating someone's copyright and stealing it from them.

  121. Open and shut case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It should be an open and shut case, Walmart admits that it has been using the symbol only since 1996 while it has been around since the late sixties.

    BUT on the other hand, Walmart is a major corporation and can afford to pay off any government official necessary to get its way.

    Open and shut case for Walmart! *BANG*

  122. Wrong by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Trademarks are not copywrited(copywritten?), and are not in the public domain.
    Patent are not copyright, and not in the public domain.

    Bear in mind, in the USE anything that falls under copyright has copyright protection the moment it is created. Registering it is optional(but wise).

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  123. Don't frown.... by goldenratiophi · · Score: 1

    ... because frownie was already trademarked by Despair!

    http://tarr.uspto.gov/servlet/tarr?regser=serial&e ntry=75502288

  124. This gives me an idea! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    I'm going to trademark breasts! Then, I'm going to sue every beer advertiser out there for infringing on my trademark in their advertising! Next, we go after Playtex and Victoria's Secret! Soon, the whole world will be MINE! Muhahahaha!

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  125. forrest by tabby · · Score: 1

    Sue Forrest, Sue!

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  126. Mod this guy, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny or Insightful? Isn't it???

  127. That reminds me... by Gattman01 · · Score: 1

    ...I need to trademark "666" before the beast gets to it.

    Now know as the mark of GattMan

  128. The reason MS backed down on lindows in the US. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    was that they were afraid of getting thier windows trademark invalidated as part of the case.

    ofc MS then used the other tactic rich multinationals use on less rich multinationals. They hit them with lawsuits in other countries.

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  129. Re:The only way I can see this working for Wal-Mar by syousef · · Score: 1

    That's actually a slippery slope. For example if you're in someone's holiday snap of a landmark should you be allowed to restrict that person's ability to publish it? What if it's not you or your family but your a photograph of your property?

    I would rather the publisher be forced to give you a portion of any sales (not profits! sales) of the photo.

    The only exceptions are:
    1) A circumstance where a photograph may be defamatory or lessen someone's reputation.
    2) Where the photograph is taken without the person's knowledge.

    I'm thinking of a doctor's likeness used to advertise brand X medicine, or a famous person's home sex tape.

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  130. Re:The only way I can see this working for Wal-Mar by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    That's actually a slippery slope. For example if you're in someone's holiday snap of a landmark should you be allowed to restrict that person's ability to publish it? What if it's not you or your family but your a photograph of your property?

    I'm not sure what you're saying here - if someone else took the photo, then you won't own the copyright.

    I would rather the publisher be forced to give you a portion of any sales (not profits! sales) of the photo.

    There won't be any if they use it for something like an advertising campaign.

  131. Child's Play by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Harvey R. Ball invented the yellow smiley in 1963 for a life insurance company. He was paid $45.

    Really? I thought every 3 year old in history with a crayon or a burnt piece of stick and a cave wall has invented the smiley face.

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  132. Re: I thought it was invented by... by gevantry · · Score: 1

    ...the Japanese, who came up with it as a cheerful logo to greet all of the foreign nationals coming to the first Olympics held in Japan in the late 1960's. I suppose the Japan Olympics committee could trademark it internationally...

  133. The true owner? by M45T3RS4D0W8 · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't God own the smily? He is the one who created all of us and the
    smily is in likness to our faces?

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