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Hypothetical Death Match - E-mail vs. the Web

netbuzz writes "If you had no choice but to choose, which would you give up: access to e-mail or the Web? Both still exist, just not for you. Read how others are defending their decisions — and how a few just refuse to choose." From the article: "From Stewart Deck: 'The Web has become intertwined into so much that I do and so much that I want to know and learn about that without it I might as well move to a grass hut in Irkutsk. The Web brings me closer to words, thoughts and ideas far beyond my geographical boundaries. I use it for information, education, insight, entertainment, EVERYTHING. ... I certainly enjoy the convenience of e-mail but I think I could put together work-arounds that would hold up reasonably well in its absence.'"

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  1. Decisions, decisions... by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bob's sweating brow arched over the red buttons. Intensely aware of the large calibre handgun just behind his ear and the maniac holding it who was now forcing him to choose which button to press, he was unable to decide whether to remove email or web access from his life. His pleadings to the madman had been to no avail, it had come down to choosing. His hand strained, hovering over the fateful buttons, veins bulging under the skin as his blood pressure rose and his body temperature boiled his brain. The pain of impending loss was too great, made all the more horrible by the knowledge that it would be done by his own hand.

    "Hurry up!" Snapped the crazed madman from between rotten teeth and foul breath. "I ain't got all day!" As he prodded the gun forward, digging the heavy barrel into Bob's temple, Bob quivered in fear. He knew from watching Dirty Harry movies that a handgun like that would blow his head clean off, the brain matter he was so proud of scattered over the ground like so much wet, red confetti.

    Our geeky hero let out a strained whimper, a silent pleading for someone, anyone, to intervene and save him from this horrible choice. Simultaneous images of mailing lists and blogs swirled in his tortured mind. Finally, a decision took form. It took form with the certainty of the iceberg in front of the Titanic, and just like then, he came to the bitter conclusion that his fate was unavoidable.

    Slowly, he turned to the madman. The fear had given way to a stony resignation and determination. He looked the madman straight in the eye and said "Shoot me, asshole."

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    1. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Jack+Pallance · · Score: 1

      I'm just glad I won't have to give up my Gopher...

    2. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      If you choose the web, you can access web-based email. If you choose email, you can have people email web pages to you.

      Personally, I'd choose the web. Email's just email, and I only get a few a day.

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    3. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Entropy · · Score: 1

      Dude!

      If there is ever a "best of" or "funniest of" for /. postings, yours would just _have_ to be in it! What a riot :)

      I am very glad I wasn't drinking anything or I'd have spat it all over my monitor.

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    4. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuckin' awesome.

    5. Re:Decisions, decisions... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      I am Bob, you insensitive clod!

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    6. Re:Decisions, decisions... by BobBobBobBobBob · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm five times the Bob you are.

    7. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +6 Hilarious

    8. Re:Decisions, decisions... by corky842 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be Bob^5 instead?

    9. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let Bob = 2
      5 x 2 != 2^5...

    10. Re:Decisions, decisions... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Hey! Aren't you Microsoft bob?

      Get him!

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    11. Re:Decisions, decisions... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Nah, just 5Bob. Bob^5 would be a much larger value, presuming bob>1 (Which most people are)

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    12. Re:Decisions, decisions... by DisKurzion · · Score: 1

      Thread ends here. Nothing can top that.

      Seriously.

      Wow.

      You sir, are a genius.

    13. Re:Decisions, decisions... by msobkow · · Score: 2, Funny


      Once Bob was done with his dramatic thrashing, flailing, sweating, and panic, the IT department decided for him: no email.


      One way or the other, Bob would be forced to speak to a human being.


      "Better unplug the fax machine, too."

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    14. Re:Decisions, decisions... by sacbhale · · Score: 1

      No but Bob is Microsoft Bob http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob so he could just as easily
      "Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all"

    15. Re:Decisions, decisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    16. Re:Decisions, decisions... by irregularjoe · · Score: 1

      Postage stamps are only 39 cents.
      I'd choose the web.

  2. The web by free+space · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd rather have the world's largest public library than the world's largest postal service.

    Also, people can communicate by leaving post-it notes on books :)

    1. Re:The web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      diffenetly the web..

    2. Re:The web by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      I'll tell ya, I wouldn't cry a single tear if every interaction I had from now on was with a flesh-and-blood human being with no intervening wires or carrier waves (or pipes, or dumptrucks...whatever). I agree with your 'Web as library' analogy for the most part, but I can't help thinking that e-mail is the world's biggest post-office only because every 'letter' is written as if by a 5 year old in crayon. To say nothing of cell-phones, which, taken together with e-mail and IM, have completely and utterly destroyed everyone's sense of what information is urgent and what information is trivial, or that there once was a continuum between the two.

      Besides, post-it tag is fun.

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    3. Re:The web by thinsoldier · · Score: 1

      personally I think the whole article was a waste of time. E-mail is just one of many uses of the internet and it's totally possible to do all your emailing via the web. The questions is a waste of time. Even if email totally disappeared, there's still blog comments, forum threads, personal messages via forums etc... all of these put together basically are e-mail but better in some ways.
      Heck, you can even chat on almost every known IM network via multiple websites.

      And for me there is no alternative to web mail. Outlook, Outlook Express and Windows itself have F#*$(# up my locally stored e-mail so many damned times I refuse to use anything but web mail (until I switch to mac or linux).

    4. Re:The web by bsharitt · · Score: 1

      Well it's just between giving up web or e-mail, so I'll give up e-mail and use IM instead.

    5. Re:The web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Even if email totally disappeared, there's still blog comments, forum threads, personal messages via forums etc... all of these put together basically are e-mail but better in some ways.

      thinsoldier,
      u forgot to take out the garbage again today. your mom came over to pick up some things and saw the porn on your monitor, yeah that was a wierd situation. Can ya pick up some burgers on your way home from work?
      -your roomate
    6. Re:The web by Carthag · · Score: 1

      shit, im online all the time and I get less spam in my IM app than I get in my email. I could easily do without email, I'd just tell friends to leave me a note on msn/aim/icq/jab/etc

    7. Re:The web by dynamo52 · · Score: 0

      ...with no intervening wires or carrier waves (or pipes, or dumptrucks...whatever)

      I thought it was tubes???

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  3. Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    email innit.

  4. GMail by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 0

    Fucking stupid story....

  5. Email just has to go by Deltaspectre · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I could live without email as it hasn't been hopelessly intertwined into my life.... yet. I could always set up a discussion board/similar on my website for people to post whatever they wanted to email me with. Oh! And then I could have a program automatically parse that. And to post my replies!

    Wait, what are we defining email as?

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    1. Re:Email just has to go by dcapel · · Score: 1

      Screw both of them. Just give me telnet. I play MUDs, plus I can make 'telnet' clients that happen to understand both stmp and http...

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    2. Re:Email just has to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Helo ? :)

  6. No contest! by gasmonso · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Internets and it's vast network of tubes is far superior to email. Porn is on the net, not in email.

    http://religiousfreaks.com/
    1. Re:No contest! by User+956 · · Score: 1

      The Internets and it's vast network of tubes is far superior to email.

      Is it really superior to email??? I mean, it's certainly not a truck that you can just dump something on! My staff sent me an internet last week and I didn't get it until today!

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    2. Re:No contest! by Timewinder · · Score: 1

      You sir, have not seen my email.

    3. Re:No contest! by MattHawk · · Score: 1

      > Porn is on the net, not in email.

      For a nice little disproof of that statement, just turn your spam filter down a couple notches ;)

  7. Give up the Web? Never! by electrogeek_dot_com · · Score: 1

    It would be a tough call. Give up the web or give up email. I don't think I could live in my geekdom without either one for very long. They go hand in hand like a Ferrari and an Acer Ferrari Laptop with a simulated carbon fiber case. (Well you get point.)If I had to choose I would give up email. Hey, there's always text messages.

    1. Re:Give up the Web? Never! by orangesquid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can duplicate the functionality of email with the web (and maybe the other way around), but, what if you don't?

      What if it's broken down to this: do you want the ability to communicate with other human beings only, or the ability to obtain information from computer databases only?

      Perhaps that's more of where the question was aiming...

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    2. Re:Give up the Web? Never! by evolseven · · Score: 1

      humans have the ability to communicate?? everytime I hear someone talking it is barely distinguishable as speech, and emails are 99% of the time completely nonsensical.. so I think I will stay with the computers, at least they do what I want.

  8. Easy call by bseaver20 · · Score: 1

    I'd give up email. I'd actually be happy to give up email. In fact, I'm done with it! NO MORE EMAIL! NO MORE EMAIL! NO MORE EMAIL!

  9. Juvenile what if questions by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    qualify as news here now?

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    1. Re:Juvenile what if questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Juvenile what if questions qualify as news here now?
      They qualify as news to precisely the same extent that whining comments such as yours qualify as "a useful addition to the discussion."
    2. Re:Juvenile what if questions by ParadoxicalPostulate · · Score: 1

      Help me out here. According to your statement, either the "juvenile what-if question" IS news and the grandparent poster is making a useful addition to the discussion, or the story ISN'T particularly interesting/useful and the poster wasn't making a useful contribution to the discussion by correctly pointing that out to us.

    3. Re:Juvenile what if questions by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was gonna vote for Kirk...

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    4. Re:Juvenile what if questions by glsunder · · Score: 1

      What if I had spent my college money on yahoo stock?
      What if I had asked out the girl in HS chemistry?
      What if I had not drank a case a beer that one night?
      What if I had learned to speak spanish?
      What if eric hadn't gone to africa?
      What if diebold didn't make electronic voting machines?
      What if ford had planned ahead better?

      I've always wondered about the first one, and lately I'm becoming a bit currious about number 6.

    5. Re:Juvenile what if questions by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I believe he was just inviting the useless "usefullness of debating a question" on wether an addition to a discusion is actualy as important as the discusion itself or consquencial to the lack of importance of the discusion.

      Either way, I think I just said nothing. Nothing inteligably, legible, or even important enough to add to the discusion.

  10. What would I give up? by celardore · · Score: 2

    Email. No thought required. I work in an office, and I get a ton of emails every day. Each one of them tends to cause work for me.

    If HTTP was blocked at work though, I'd be looking for another job pretty quick. Saying that, my new company recently decided that I must take lunch at 12pm rather than 1pm and that was enough for me to accept interviews at other companies.

    1. Re:What would I give up? by William_Lee · · Score: 1
      Saying that, my new company recently decided that I must take lunch at 12pm rather than 1pm and that was enough for me to accept interviews at other companies.

      Quite the primadonna, isn't we?!

    2. Re:What would I give up? by zaliph · · Score: 1

      Quite the primadonna, isn't we?!

      I'd start looking elsewhere. If I wanted work to be like boot camp, I'd change my profession appropriately.

    3. Re:What would I give up? by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      Saying that, my new company recently decided that I must take lunch at 12pm rather than 1pm and that was enough for me to accept interviews at other companies.

      Quite the primadonna, isn't we?!

      I don't think so. One of the benefits of working in the tech industry, in general, is the ability to choose your own work schedule. Within reason, anyway. I tend to start my lunch hour between noon and two, depending on my workload and how I'm feeling that day. When a company starts mandating things that don't need mandating, it's time to look elsewhere.
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  11. Email? What's that? by partenon · · Score: 1

    I can easily live without my emails. Actually, my would be far better without emails. Why do we have phones? :-)

    I don't know about you, but 60% of my emails are spam. And 35% are automatic emails sent by stupid machines, telling me that I've deployed an application to some server (or informing me about a commit, or ...). So, only 5% of them are *actually* messages that worth reading. And, to be honest, its easier to just give a call to explain a problem or to ask for something.

    So, my choice is obvious :-)

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    1. Re:Email? What's that? by celardore · · Score: 1
      to be honest, its easier to just give a call to explain a problem or to ask for something.

      Couldn't agree more, I'm a "credit controller" (I work in accounting and get debtors to pay my company). A phonecall pretty much always yields better results. EG:

      Hi there can I speak to the accounts payable please?

      Hi, I'm calling from this company, and you owe us money. Can we have it please?

      Sure you can have your money, I'll write a cheque up today

      Thanks for that. What was your name again?

      That's how a conversation might go at work. Takes all of five minutes, I've got their name, they know I spoke to them, and I record what they say. It gives much more accountability that I spoke to Bob from accounts who promised me a cheque by a certain date. Even with email delivery reciepts (which are pretty useless), you don't get that level of accountability than with a phonecall.

    2. Re:Email? What's that? by partenon · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong, but I expect not to receive a call from you :-)

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  12. One has a Replacement...One Doesn't... by Quaoar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I want instant access to information, the web is my only choice.

    If I want to talk to someone, I can use this fancy technology that I like to call a "phone."

    The only people who I could see picking e-mail over the web are those who are either deaf or mute, or are so socially inept that they can't talk to people over the phone.

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    1. Re:One has a Replacement...One Doesn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only people who I could see picking e-mail over the web are those who are either deaf or mute, or are so socially inept that they can't talk to people over the phone.

      *places hand to ear to listen better* *whispers and points to throat while shaking head*

      *looks at ground and gets nervous*

      Seriously, I'm a hard-core email user. In fact I've been using email since before *gopher* existed, let alone the web. I can't imagine being without since I'm self-employed, keep odd hours, and have a couple dozen active clients. When I want to remember things I email them to myself, I've got procmail scripts that would make grown men weep, and I've basically got my killer email workflow down from almost two decades of use and refinement.

      I can't imagine replacing this workflow with the phone, it's just a totally different thing. Using the phone is *very* inefficient when you just want to exchange medium-priority information.

      To read news I use RSS (do you folks actually *visit* the 100 web sites you follow? Wait.. you don't follow 100 web sites?). I guess I'd lose that in its present form, but it's just a variation on email lists if you think about it.

      And of course I buy things and check my stock portfolio with the web, but both of those could be replaced with the magical "phone" of which you speak.

      So choosing email over the web would be easy for me. Oh, and anyone who thinks different is obviously suffering from hydrocephaly, or is high on paint thinners, or perhaps both. ;-)

    2. Re:One has a Replacement...One Doesn't... by FractalZone · · Score: 1

      If I want instant access to information, the web is my only choice.

      I agree. The Web has changed the very way I live life and enhanced the experience in ways that email has not. I've had email addresses of one form or another for over two decades, since long before the Internet or email and certainly the Web became household words. There is not a whole lot I can't accomplish via phone and/or fax combined with snail mail and UPS/FedEx. (The USPS ought to have its monopoly on 1st Class Mail removed...competition would result in either a good Postal Service or a lot of postal workers looking for real jobs...but I digress.)

      The key here, for me, is that the Web offers features and services available nowhere else. I am an information junkie. These days, when I read something and a term or concept I come across piques my interest, I just Google it to satisfy my curiosity. I learn a LOT this way. The Web enables me to do my job and most anything else I want to do better than I could if I had to go to the library or shop via mail order catalogs. It has replaced TV as my primary entertainment and news medium. (I don't have a TV at the moment and really don't miss it as much as I thought I would.)

      One thing I do know is that as an IT professional, my life would be very complicated if I didn't have email. Anybody working in IT is expected to have at least one email address these days. Explaining why I don't have email when it is obvious that I do use the Web a lot would be awkward, to say the least. But there is nothing about email per se that I could not find an alternative workaround for. I am talking about not using anything to send or receive email that involves standard email addresses or kludged up substitutes for same.

      I'm sticking with the spirit of the question and still think I could get by without the kind of conversations I have via email a lot more comfortably than I could get by without the Web. Explaining to people I know why I don't use email or even have an email address would be an interesting challenge. I couldn't even use a religious excuse, as everyone who knows me well is aware of my agnostic nature.

      The Web is what allows me to learn a programming language new to me (Perl, PHP, etc.) and download technical information about computer hardware, software and networking as well as do basic research on almost any subject/topic for people who are not 'Net savvy without wasting a lot of my time.

      That part, using the Web as an extension of my mind, is what matters most to me. There are simply a lot of things I (can) do and know now that I couldn't without the Web because it makes a whole slew of resources available to me almost immediately. I often feel like Trinity in The Matrix when Neo asks her if she can fly a particular helicopter and she responds, "Not yet." Then she proceeds to have Tank load her up with the flight training for a Huey B-212... I like that scene because I enjoy surprising people by demonstrating just how quickly I can find an answer on the Web to some question that comes up in conversation. While looking up that scene prior to writing the above, I was reminded of the goof it contains: the image of the helicopter on the training program is not the one for the helicopter she asked for and does indeed learn to fly on the spot. The Web is a great fact checking tool.

      GIYF means something to me but I feel right at home doing all kinds of research on the Web using a wide variety of Web sites. I hate touchy-feely, oh-so-politically-correct speak and psycho babble, but I do find the Web to be very empowering, much more so than email.

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    3. Re:One has a Replacement...One Doesn't... by dodobh · · Score: 1

      I find phones obnoxious, they interrupt my time (and picking up the phone is an interrupt).

      IM is nicer, and email is even better because they let me communicate when I want to (or am able to). Phones are for emergencies, email for normal communication. I telecommute, so email is a bit more important (International calls are expensive).

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  13. Online Forums like /. by jatencio · · Score: 1

    Although the article stated that if you had to choose web or e-mail (no webmail), what about forums like /. where its not webmail but serves as a bases for communication? It seems to me that forums like these would serve as an alternate to e-mail, but in a public way. Our e-mail is essential public already, the moment we hit send, but in forums like this, it is explicitly public. I wouldn't mind seeing forums for support issues rather than e-mail anyway.

  14. Email is a subset of the internet by thatgun · · Score: 1

    From the looks of it, Email is just a subset of the internet. Therefore, if you can't have the "internet", you can't have "email".

    However, if you can't have "email" in the traditional sense, you can still find workarounds because you still have "internet".

    Therefore, this post of taking one vs the other makes no sense.

    1. Re:Email is a subset of the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "Email vs. Web" not "Email vs. Internet." "Web"!="Internet"

    2. Re:Email is a subset of the internet by wnholmes · · Score: 0

      The post said the web .vs email. The web != the internet.

    3. Re:Email is a subset of the internet by kv9 · · Score: 2, Informative

      the web is also, to use your own words, "a subset of the internet". rtfa/blurb again.

    4. Re:Email is a subset of the internet by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      The question was not "the internet", by which I would understand IP + the actual physical network, but "the web", that is, the complicated graph with individual pages (things you can view in a browser) connected by hyperlinks (things you can click on in a browser to view something else). I use the loose definitions for pages and hyperlinks because AJAX and similar tricks complicate things as compared to a static web.

      You can have either the web or email without the internet. You could send handwritten strings of hex digits via the pony express if need be, and implement TCP over that, and then web (HTTP/S) and email (SMTP) are easy. By easy I mean already done.

      Email is definitely independent of the web, and vice versa. You argue that email is dependent on the internet, but it would be more accurate to say that email is dependent on some reasonable facsimile of the internet.

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  15. Should be an easy question... by HatchedEggs · · Score: 1

    AS said, this should be easy. Think about the limitations of each of these. E-mail is a relatively unimportant medium as compared to the web I believe.. The web is so much more than that. If we didn't have e-mail, how many other ways are there that we could communicate?

    Shopping on the web, data we enter... the accessibility that it gives us in so many different things. Without e-mail we would find another way to communicate effectively. Without the web, life as we know it would change drastically.

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    1. Re:Should be an easy question... by HatchedEggs · · Score: 1

      btw, just as some mention about ways that we communicate without the internet:

      1. Messaging services
      2. VOIP
      3. Camera
      4. Blogging
      5. /.
      6. etc

      Don't get me wrong, e-mail is important... its one of the few mediums we have that can be both personal and impersonal, stored for short of long term, and each different thought line/send has its own subject line. However, with the web, there is the possibility of thinking up another method to accomplish this.

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    2. Re:Should be an easy question... by dynamo52 · · Score: 1

      Try doing any shopping or registering with any new websites or online services without an email account.

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  16. Poll Question? by mmdog · · Score: 1

    Why isn't this just a new /. poll?

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    1. Re:Poll Question? by Kamineko · · Score: 1

      Or an Ask Slashdot?

  17. Never start a land war in asia. by crazyjeremy · · Score: 1

    If I didn't have the web, I wouldn't have to put up with questions like this.

    1. Re:Never start a land war in asia. by mulhollandj · · Score: 1

      Unless somebody emailed to you.

  18. No brainer by dimension6 · · Score: 1

    Seeing as email is the only way I know how to communicate and express my thoughts, I'd definitely sacrifice the entire WWW for it. Seriously though, what is this? The lines between the various types of communication are becoming so blurred that there is absolutely no reason to separate things out like this. Look at SMS and Gmail/Talk. The lines. Blurred!

    1. Re:No brainer by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Seeing as email is the only way I know how to communicate and express my thoughts...

      Thank you for communicating and expressing your thoughts on the web.

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  19. I want the real thing... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    The virtual world been around for less than 50 years. I would prefer physical libraries that been around for thousands of years. Real books don't go out of style with the newest version of the hardware and/or software.

    1. Re:I want the real thing... by zhouray · · Score: 1

      You read books on the Internet?

    2. Re:I want the real thing... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I review books on the Internet. :)

    3. Re:I want the real thing... by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I _hate_ physical libraries. Using the web for research lets me speed things up by a ridiculous factor.

      When reading for entertainment, sure - books are fantastic. But for getting things done? Give me bits over atoms any day.

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    4. Re:I want the real thing... by glsunder · · Score: 1

      Real books don't go out of style with the newest version of the hardware and/or software.

      Sure they do, they just have a much longer development cycle. This might be considered like 50s era tech.

  20. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  21. Er, WITHOUT E-MAIL by HatchedEggs · · Score: 1

    Ouch, another mistype. The above should read:

    btw, just as some mention about ways that we communicate without e-mail.

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  22. So what are we choosing again? by Omega+Blue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So we don't have e-mail? Like SMTP and MAP/POP got zapped overnight? No sweat, we still have Web-based services such as gmail.

    So what's that we need to decide again?

    1. Re:So what are we choosing again? by nacturation · · Score: 2, Informative

      So we don't have e-mail? Like SMTP and MAP/POP got zapped overnight? No sweat, we still have Web-based services such as gmail.

      Well, email is delivered to your gmail account via SMTP. Granted, this could be replaced with something else... eg: RSS feeds which contain messages signed to your public key or something to which you could subscribe, but as it stands your gmail account would grind to a halt without SMTP.

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    2. Re:So what are we choosing again? by asleeplessmalice · · Score: 1

      now, that's an IT guy for you. I like the problem solving, the simplicity of it, the proof of the protocols. It's the position that closes the argument of the original question, and on all of the other conversations that had started up. Cool.

  23. Email is becoming less and less useful by Shados · · Score: 1

    With all the spam and such (while it can be controled on an individual basis), email is going downhill. Soon enough it really won't be all that useful and will be replaced by alternatives (like IM, SMS, etc ). On the other hand, the web pushed is in a new age, where information is free. I honestly probably would probably be washing dishes at some restaurant instead of being a software architect, if I hadn't been able to suplement my education with the knowledge found on the web. So in my opinion, email can go where I think.

    1. Re:Email is becoming less and less useful by zhouray · · Score: 1

      Hey, you are cheating.

      FTA
      "This is an academic exercise (obviously) so there will be no cheating allowed. No IM, text messaging or Web mail to substitute for e-mail. And no borrowing someone else's browser or hiring a personal valet to do your surfing."

    2. Re:Email is becoming less and less useful by Kamineko · · Score: 1

      You forgot IRC bots.

    3. Re:Email is becoming less and less useful by Shados · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. My main point was that in the real world, email is -already- getting useless, so we're already more and more doing without it. For the rest, I guess it depends. As long as other (unrelated) kinds of communications are allowed (like forums), and that data transfer is still possible (like the newish EDI network replacement...err...I forget the name, uses HTTP POST instead of proprietary network), and things like debit cards still work, and so on, email could go away. It hurts more without IM, text messaging and web mail, mind you, but I'd still have my job without such things. I wouldn't, however, if it wasn't for the web.

  24. Pron decides by germansausage · · Score: 1

    Pron comes from where?...The web! There's your answer.

    1. Re:Pron decides by 9Nails · · Score: 1

      Increase your manhood!
      Make them beg for your member!
      Horny Housewife wants it up the wazoo!
      Cum for hours and hours!
      I'm available tonight!
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      Yeah... Spam sucks... I'll stick with the Internet! Way Better pron than eMail.

  25. E-mail is for spam anyway by tekspot · · Score: 1

    There are numerous other ways to communicate :P

  26. Random ruminations... by kebes · · Score: 5, Insightful
    As you, my first thought was "what about webmail?"... however the article says:

    This is an academic exercise (obviously) so there will be no cheating allowed. No IM, text messaging or Web mail to substitute for e-mail.

    I'm not sure why IM is considered cheating if you give up on email. (You can't IM someone you don't know out of the blue; most companies don't have IM addresses listed, etc.) If IM is 'cheating' then isn't the telephone cheating, too? What about IRC? Is that cheating?

    As the author says it's purely academic. My problem with these 'what-ifs' is that because they are unusual, the only way to give a sensible answer is to know all the extraneous details that are left to the imagination. What are the repercussions of breaking the rule? What are the limitations? What are the rules? Is it cheating to put up messages on forum, then phone your friends and tell them to go reply? On the flip side, it's probably cheating to email people and ask "can you do a google search and tell me..." but is it cheating if you just email them the question? In this day and age, if you ask someone a question, they'll start with a web-search anyways.

    If I had to decide, I'd also select the web. Email is one of many communication modes available today (and its functionality is easily emulated elsehow), but when it comes to information collection/dissemination, the web is really unique.
    1. Re:Random ruminations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The whole thing reeks of someone not thinking this through clearly.

      Seriously, the latest news, Ecommerce, games, pron, mp3s, forums, FAQs, How-Tos, Wikipedias etc.

      How could email, with its esoteric newsletters and "sluggish spam-filled" inbox possibly compete?

    2. Re:Random ruminations... by Headcase88 · · Score: 1
      On the flip side, it's probably cheating to email people and ask "can you do a google search and tell me..."
      I'm not so sure about this. I think it should be allowed, for the simple fact that people will be pissed and stop helping you if you ask them what's going on in the internet every 5 seconds.

      Even allowing that rule, I still choose the web, but like you say, there's so much subjectivity.
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    3. Re:Random ruminations... by waveclaw · · Score: 1
      If I had to decide, I'd also select the web. Email is one of many communication modes available today (and its functionality is easily emulated elsehow), but when it comes to information collection/dissemination, the web is really unique.

      What is the difference between an http: and a mailto: in the scheme of things?

      A Wiki can be used for email-like communications. What is the difference from PHPboard forum websites and google groups (besides SPAM, pr0n and security vulnerabilities?) Heck, the customer comment fortune page at ThinkGeek has been used/abused/repurposed as a forum.

      The article seemed to be more about passive information collection (TV model) vs. interactive (Internet model) of communication. Many of the arguments against email suported the idealistic notion that face to face contact is always better (Hint: email = paper trail.) Unforuntately, as applications on teh Intarweb, both the world wide web and the network of email relays are communication tools. You can put up a website and so can I. With our browsers and a lot of page reloading we can have a nearly realtime, if akward conversation. Likewise, I can subscribe to a mailing list which runs a bot to scrape webpages and deliver them to my HTML enabled mail client (insert rant about security here.) While not as interactive or freeform as casual surfing on the web, am I somehow missing something in that my HTML is being delivered via RFC 2821 (SMTP) in instead of RFC 2616 (HTTP?)

      Both the web and email, with MySpace/Geocities/AOL and Viagra/Sandford Wallace/AOL included, are killer applications. Today I'd say they were seperate but cleaverly intertiwned where people need or want new views on the conversation that is the Internet.

      From the article:

      "That is quite a choice," says Keith Rosenberg. "Being an IT geek, both are critical to my job and I really cannot do without either. ... So I would get rid of both and get a job as a vacation tester!".


      Then, perhaps the only way to win is to not play the game?
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    4. Re:Random ruminations... by edbarbar · · Score: 1

      I think the way to think of the problem is as follows.

      Today, you use email exclusively for some purposes. Now be imaginitive here, you don't respond to your boss' group email with an IM to your boss and 15 coworkers, and you sometimes use email because it is late in the evening etc. The no email question is "Imagine you could no longer use the internet for those purposes." Don't be creative and inventive and come up with alternatives, you just can't use the internet for it any more.

      Same thing with the web. What are those things you use the web for exclusively, and be honest about it. Imagine you can no longer use the internet for those purposes: getting fast access to news articles from so many sources, latest research docs, etc.

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    5. Re:Random ruminations... by J05H · · Score: 1

      > Imagine you can no longer use the internet for those purposes: getting fast access to news articles from so many sources, latest research docs,

      The problem with your analysis is that those resources were available on mailing lists long, long before the Web. For example the French-Harvard "Exoworlds" list existed as email way before they had a website. More reliable, too.

      Josh

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    6. Re:Random ruminations... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I could get by with dumping email and IM as long as Web bulletin boards or Usenet are allowed.

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  27. What's the point? by jfengel · · Score: 1

    "Which contributes more to your daily productivity [or enjoyment of life]?" is a valid question.

    But you can't take away one or the other (especially just for me) without positing some random, strange change to the world. Why is it gone? Government intervention? Lunatic planting an email-controlled bomb in my head? Broken mouse preventing me from accessing that icon? Bizarre bug in IP routers worldwide?

    I gave up asking asking pointless what-if questions as a sophomore. Try rephrasing the question and you might actually learn something. (And the answer appears to be damn-near unanimous by people interpreting what the questioner meant rather than what it said.)

  28. I'd give up... by SniperClops · · Score: 1

    I'd give up email, you can replace it with snail mail, the internet however is not replacable.

  29. Somehow I doubt it. by MarkusQ · · Score: 4, Funny
    My UID is prime... is yours?

    Somehow I doubt it. But I'm pretty sure it's expressible as the sum of two primes.

    And I'm positive that it's expressible as the product of twenty two or fewer primes.

    --MarkusQ

    P.S. And to answer the main question, I couldn't do without either. Just the thought of having all that productive time back gives me the heebie jeebies.

    1. Re:Somehow I doubt it. by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      And I'm positive that it's expressible as the product of twenty two or fewer primes.

      Which ones, smart guy? :p

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    2. Re:Somehow I doubt it. by dynamo52 · · Score: 2, Funny

      2,2,11,53,193

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  30. Easy by juancnuno · · Score: 1

    I'd choose to lose my email access. I can just call my friends on my phone.

    But if you were to take away my Wikipedia and Slashdot, I would just DIE.

  31. Kinda dumb question by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    Its an impractical question since you (almost) in every way, shape, and form have both if you have one. Its just as simple as telling some one that they can have either the cure or the hypdermic, but not both. One without the other doesn't make sense.
    Move along, nothing to see here.

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  32. useless choice by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    This is a little like saying: "If you had to give up either food or water which would you give up?" Gee, I can live a couple weeks longer without food than without water so I'll give up food!

    Okay, maybe that's a little melodramatic. This is a little like saying: "If you had to choose, would you give up buying food and only grow/raise your own or would you give up any form of transportation faster than a horse?"

    There's no point in even considering the question. As a practical matter, any civilization shift which requires one of the choices also requires the other.

    And perhaps that is the point: in less than two decades email and the web have become as central to our society as the phone, the car and the grocery store.

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  33. "Hypothetical?" Pussies! by grcumb · · Score: 1

    Geez, that's what I hate worst about geeks and the Internet. It's all abstractions from someone's parent's basement. I say we do it right this time. Let's have a real death match!

    Come on, Email. Everyone calls you the killer app, let's see what you can do. You gonna stand there and let the Web knock you into the corner, or are you gonna do something about it?

    And how about you, eh, Web? How 'bout you get off your bloated ass and start throwing some of that weight around? Or maybe you... can't? Wassamatter, Webbie gotta booboo? Come on, Web, FINISH HIM.

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  34. Google Fights!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    e-mail vs. web

    E-mail wins!

    1. Re:Google Fights!! by ZB+Mowrey · · Score: 1

      Not so fast. WWW by a mile.

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  35. The Blog! by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Pah!

    Who needs email?

    Web gives you access to your blog!

    Blogging via email is called 'spamming'.

    (not that I am a blogger, in fact I find the blog phenomenon extremely lame... just saying; web obviously gives more and equivalent functionality).

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  36. Pitch email! then re-invent it and reap the profit by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    yep.. since email is implemented via IP packets, you pitch it and straight away code the protocols for the exact same thing.

    patent it..

    give it away free to pro-gpl and anti-drm groups, and charge proprietary houses and DRM vendors through the nose for your fortune! : )

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  37. I want to say eMail... by ellem · · Score: 3, Funny

    but the prices on v1aGR4 are so good... and a really important person from Nigeria just sent me an offer you will all be jealous of... and besides I don't think the web has all these .scr files I get.

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  38. da ladies... by ScottyMcScott · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    future mother-in-law: so, what do you do? guy: i'm a penetration tester. ....fill in rest.....

  39. I agree, IM is just much better. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    it's instantaneous, it can be logged in and kept running in the background, it's method of delivery via popup windows is the ultimate lazy man's solution. no checking through web interfaces, no delays as your mail client periodically checks, all messages you miss are right on the desktop, and conversations happen live rather than by email tag.

    From an organizational standpoint it's even better.

    all messages from one person appear in one window (or tab in the case of some better clients), anything you get pops onto your desktop.. youre FORCED to get rid of clutter.. unlike email where spam can be ignored and is piled up rather quickly.

    Finally, because of the way IM works.. you can actually attack spammers with things like aim bombs.. YES.. PAYBACK!

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  40. I want the real thing...A Life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed, and it's a bit sad that there's the implicit assumption that it's necessary to everyone. Five years of unemployment shows one what's really important. Doing without the web, or it's children will demonstrate what's really important.

  41. What is the Web? by grumbel · · Score: 1

    This is kind of a very theortic exercise, since the web isn't really something clearly defined, neither is email. If we close up the SMTP/POP/IMAP ports there is still all that webmail around, instant messaging, IRC and stuff. Ok, so lets count them all as email, but what about blogs or forums? You can't close them without closing one of the most important aspects of the web, namely that you are not limited to being a consumer, but also can easily become a producer of content. Last not least you could also easily substitude email with SMS or simply by the phone itself, almost everybody has mobile phones these days, so communication wouldn't come to an end just by closing email.

    So I would say in the end the web clearly wins, since email really can be easily worked around, while the Web really can't. However turning the web into a passive consume-only medium would clearly be a very large loss, but given the 'rules' of the exersie it wouldn't be an issue since rest of the world would still be participating, so the richness of the web would be preserved.

  42. I would give up email by gluecode · · Score: 1

    I consider democratically generated information over the web more important than email. Also I can access email using web-based email if I have web access.

  43. Email almost died. by catwh0re · · Score: 1
    Email was already facing a similar death from spam the same way that news groups went from being functional communities into spam infested deserts.

    With Email we at least saw this one coming and have pretty good methods of dealing with spam. (The next spam frontiers are blogs, IM & VOIP, but that can be dealt with easily too.)

    While this might sound a little FUDish. Email is already dying a slow death, communications tools like IM, blogging, voip and video conferencing are making Email feel impersonal and technologically outdated.

    1. Re:Email almost died. by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      IM will probably replace email in the same way that telephones replaced paper mail. In other words, it will replace them for informal communications with friends and family, but for more formal communication, or for sending things you need to keep for future reference, email and paper mail are much more suitable.

  44. Blogs + RSS + Ajax apps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't have the web without some kind of e-communication. If one didn't exist or you gave up one, the void would be filled by something like subscribing to rss feeds.

    Like most people here, if i didn't read email, I'd get fired. If i didn't have web access, I wouldn't have a job!

  45. Web over email by reanjr · · Score: 1

    Gotta pick web over email. It's possible to contact people in other ways than e-mail (snail mail and phone) (and in fact, I rarely use e-mail as it is). Web has no substitute for its price point.

  46. Re:I Thought it Obvious by noidentity · · Score: 1

    Oh come on! You can use one of those web-to-e-mail services and not lose anything if you stuck with e-mail. In fact, someone seems to have signed me up for one since I daily get web pages e-mailed to me, though unfortunately they are just advertisements. They are even nice enough to put the text into an image so I won't lose the nice fonts. Other times they send me lots of raw HTML that my e-mail client doesn't understand. The future's all in e-mail, I tell you!

  47. Web wins hands down by istartedi · · Score: 1

    If all I had was e-mail, how would I get people's e-mail addresses? For my current friends and family, I either already have them, or I ask them. All the other e-mail addresses I have come off the Web. Without web, new contacts would be established as they were in pre-internet days. I'd have to find out about clubs, social groups, etc. by reading printed newspapers, attending their meetings, and striking up conversations with people who gave me their business cards. Very ineficient!

    With just Web and no e-mail, they could put snail-mail addresses or FAX numbers on their pages and I could send them letters and faxes. Very 1985, but considerably more liveable than the former scenario.

    I'm just happy we don't have to make such a silly choice. The two tools have grown together; they feed off eachother.

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  48. Another stupid thought experiment by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Would you give up liquids or solids?

    Maybe, just maybe, those who refused to choose were simply telling the pollster to fuck off?

  49. mv web /dev/null by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So long as I got email, usenet, irc, and gopher (archie, w00t!), I'm good to go. Telnet BBS's are excellent replacements for discussion boards. I do 99.9% of my browsing in lynx already today, so it wouldn't be that different anyway.

  50. If I had email or the web... by argent · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I had either SMTP or HTTP it would take me no more than a few days to get the other, and that's if I had to write the proxy myself, using nothing but an Apple ][ and a 300 baud modem. In Forth. Without a language card. On a MONOCHROME monitor. Uphill. In the snow. Both ways.

    How about Usenet? Do I get NNTP? Gopher? FTP? Telnet? UUCP?

    Christ, what a STUPID question.

    1. Re:If I had email or the web... by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      What would be worse, SMTP over HTTP or HTTP over SMTP? Probably the latter.

      Mail a GET request, get the page back in an attachment on a reply mail... It doesn't even seem like a challenge, does it?

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    2. Re:If I had email or the web... by DJNW · · Score: 1

      What, you've never heard of FTPMail?

  51. Agree with the article by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    For a moment, let's look below the layers of abstraction and ask ourselves...

    At its' core, what is email?

    It is an application using a protocol that allows for the two-way transfer of ASCII text files. There is hardly a single transfer protocol in existence on the Internet (in fact if there is one, I don't know about it) that does not allow the same. Granted, not all of them *deliver* said text in exactly the same way, but that's because many of them were primarily designed to do other things...but when you think about it...IRC, NNTP, HTTP, (the Web protocol) and Gopher were all designed primarily to transport text. I've seen IRC/email gateway scripts before...if you know enough about both protocols and the syntax involved, they're actually fairly trivial to write. FTP is probably the only protocol I can think of which was designed specifically for binary transfer, rather than text.

    The *only* thing that actually really caused the Internet to become mainstream at all was that HTTP started supporting the transfer of graphic images...and it's worth knowing that Tim Berners-Lee, the protocol's inventor, was (AFAIK anywayz) actually initially opposed to that idea.

    So sure...block email, and I could work around it. Block the Web, and it'd be a lot more difficult.

  52. I drop email, and hereby adopt ENM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ENM is my attempt at a free and open system for communcation.

    ENM stands for ENM is not email.

    Thank you.

    No, really, thank you.

  53. Of the two, easy: email goes... by Panaqqa · · Score: 1

    I have found email very useful for years, but for the last couple it's usefulness has been declining. There is now so much filtering of spam happening, and at all levels, that I no longer consider email a form of communication to rely on: anything important goes by fax or snail. It seems that these days everybody and his uncle wants to spam filter for you. Sometimes I have found hosting companies simply apply spam filtering to my clients' domains assuming that it is a wanted feature. One client lost 80% of his online orders for a week to a spam filter.

    It's a damn shame really - email has such potential. Sure spam is a problem, but often the solution is worse than the problem.

    The web? Now, the web I wouldn't want to give up. Can't I give up another Internet protocol instead? Like Telnet maybe?

  54. In one word... by feranick · · Score: 1

    ... webmail!

  55. You could live without email. by blanks · · Score: 1

    I dont know why they lump in IM, chat etc for "email" why not instead simply say no forms of communication, but you can still access information, or information and no communication. That is what it really comes down too, and really I wouldnt choose. I'm a web developer, so I need all forms of communication for development, as well as access to the web for; well the projects I'm developing.

  56. I live... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in a grass hut in Irkutsk, you insensitive clod!

  57. Life without the web wasn't that bad by wayne · · Score: 1

    I suspect a lot of people here have never experienced the Internet without the web.

    Let me tell you: it wasn't that bad!

    Instead of forums and such, we had mailing lists and usenet. They both uses basically the same format for messages, so you could often use the same client to deal with both. They had some really nice advantages, such as almost all of the UI was done by client. You could easily change how stuff looked and worked anyway you wanted without changing the whole system and all the forums (newsgroups) worked the same. It isn't like web forums and blogs, where some have threading, and some don't, and each has a different navigation system, and most don't have nice ways of just reading new messages.

    Before there were things like sourceforge and freshmeat, there were comp.sources.*. When the latest update of something you used was released, you just grabbed it off usenet as it rolled by. If you missed it, you could use ftp or even ftp-mail.

    I'm not saying life was better before the web, just that it was quite livable. Almost all of the large multi-user systems I've used since the 1970s have had email, so I guess the web has only been around for less than half my "computer life".

    It is no coincidence that spam pretty much killed usenet just went the internet was getting popular. I guess all the different blog/forum systems somewhat protect them from spam since you can't just write a simple program to cross-post your greencard spam to all the blogs/forums like you could with usenet. If spam does end up killing email like it did usenet, life is going to be rough for IM/blogs because spammers will be forced to put their full effort on them.

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  58. What about Webmail? by quanticle · · Score: 1

    The title really says it all. Does webmail (GMail, Yahoo Mail, etc.) count as e-mail? Or does it count as part of the web? If I give up web access, will I lose access to webmail sites?

    I believe that e-mail and the web are so intertwined, what with HTML e-mails and HTML interfaces to e-mail inboxes (aka webmail) that to eliminate access to one would cripple access to the other?

    To answer the question, I would have to say I would rather lose access to e-mail. I'd still have access to my cell phone, and, like others, I would probably be able to set up a discussion board of some sort in order to handle electronic textual communication.

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    1. Re:What about Webmail? by quanticle · · Score: 1

      The comment above should read "To eliminate access to one would cripple access to the other.

      Spell checkers can't catch grammar errors...

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  59. Re:Pitch email! then re-invent it and reap the pro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus titty-fucking Christ! Not reading the fine article is one thing, but would it really kill you to read the first 2 sentences of the summary before responding?

    Sentence 2: Both still exist, just not for you.

  60. umm by ssayler · · Score: 1

    drop email keep web, use webmail

  61. Re:I Thought it Obvious by eugman · · Score: 1

    People apparently didn't read the article where in this thought experiment you are suppose to actually give one up. Not use web mail or im or any crutches.

  62. What viewpoint by guruevi · · Score: 1

    From the viewpoint of my daily job: Only e-mail... it allows for people communicating, it's easy to filter crap (virusses, spam and anything else larger than 25Mb) out at the entrance and it doesn't allow for stupid uncontrollable flash,wmv,avi to clog up the bandwidth or people to go randomly to random sites to waste time. I know the web can be filtered by proxy, but that bring much more trouble with it than benefit.

    From the viewpoint of my private life: I can get to my e-mail through the web, I can use forums, I can use Slashdot, my own website etc. to get messages across. There is much more to enjoy on the web and it allows to attach or create messages for communications. The web is also harder to control than e-mail and thus less prone to privacy compromise.

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  63. er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what about web based email?

  64. Come on - which would your really give up? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Paper Tape ... or Punched Cards

    Don't hold back...

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  65. I already avoid email whenever possible. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    I've always preferred the phone or in-person conversations to email. I barely even read the email that I have. Coworkers that prefer to email or IM you to getting up and just talking to you bug the heck out of me. I'm three cubicles away! You could get my attention by just raising your voice if you're too lazy to get out of the seat!

    At any rate, the web provides me with useful information and infinite diversion. Email provides me with... a slow, inefficient, redundant method of communication. There's no contest.

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  66. Most. by LS · · Score: 1

    Retarded. News. Story.

    Ever.

    I heard that Taco and crew are gonna smoke weed and sit on the couch thinking of more "what ifs" for tomorrow's stories as well. Perhaps there should be a new "what if" section for slashdot!

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  67. Necessity would breed invention by WoTG · · Score: 1

    If you need porn in your mailbox, someone will figure out a way to do it. One frame at a time if they need to!

    FWIW, you obviously don't get the same spam that I do...

  68. ditch email by smash · · Score: 1
    It's near on useless with the amount of spam these days anyway. Yes I have severe amounts of filtering. Unfortunately my address(es) were amongst those stolen from various nic registries before the addresses were hidden.

    I could still communicate without e-mail, simply give people a web form address to send me stuff :D

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  69. Easy: The Web by giminy · · Score: 1

    Just set up a message board website that hides comments for everyone but those who can authenticate. Your address is now your URL.

    Or is that cheating?

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  70. Missing option: both? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    Can I give up both email and the web? Please?

    HSJ$$*&#^!#+++ATH0. NO CARRIER ...

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  71. But if theres no E-mail.... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    Than how do we sign up for all those free pr0n sites??

    But seriously,what about Games???? Are we gonna have to go back to snail mail for all our conformations on games????

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  72. But, life without confirmation emails ... by remitaylor · · Score: 1

    I opened up my email inbox to see if there's anything in there that I couldn't live without.

    The last few emails look something like ...

    Welcome to thinkfree
    Your YouOS Registration Confirmation
    Status Alert: Domain Change Notification
    Amazon.com recommends Columbo - The Complete Fifth Season and more
    eCheck Payment Complete ...

    Even with a decent spam filter, there really isn't much about email that I care about. The problem is how often email is used to identify who you are. How would I reset passwords? Yes - *even if* I forgot the secret answer I created a few years ago.

    Really, my inbox is only confirmation emails (Welcome to X) and notices (eCheck Payment Complete). Lots of people use services like MySpace to keep in touch with friends and message them through that. I keep in touch with almost all of my friends and family via IM. If email wasn't required for identify verification, I probably wouldn't have it.

    Keep in mind that I'm talking about my personal email. Without email at work, we would simply need another messaging and calendaring system to replace it ... so ... we would need our email back. IM is great at work, but it's not persistent enough for many things. It's good for "I can't access X server, can you help me?" and not so good for things like "this client needs X done next friday."

  73. To quote garfield ... by polar+red · · Score: 1

    Can i choose for an amputation instead ?

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  74. Last year I had no web by dargaud · · Score: 1

    I spent last year in a tiny outpost up on the high Antarctic plateau where we had no web access, but limited email (two coms a day, only small messages). I managed to do everything important with email, even reading slashdot (thanks to email-to-web portals) and updating my website. I've been using email for exactly 20 years and it would be very hard to give up this regular contact with friends and family, even though spammers are really ruining it for everyone, including me (I had to dispose of my original address because of excess spam).

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  75. Easy to answer by houghi · · Score: 1

    The article talks about not cheating. That means you can no use webmail to cheat having no email. But the answer lies in not being able to cheat with finding a substitute for the web. This mean no HTML postings, because that would mean that you were sending webpages via mail.

    I believe we are on to something here. No HTML emails or usenetpostings anymore. W00t!

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  76. Which would you rather have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a lawn mower or a swimming pool? You know, because they're about as closely related to each other.

  77. Well, it's on-topic for once.. by slacktide · · Score: 1

    In Korea, Email is only for old people.

  78. What if it fills our tubes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this article suggesting that we might soon have to choose one or the other due to a clogging of tubes? What if we could just use the web for the internets our company forwards to us in links, and email for the attached web pages in the opened-up sore cists that microsoft is rolling out antivirals for?

    1. Re:What if it fills our tubes? by Yubastard · · Score: 1

      tubes... lol that senator knows shit jaja

  79. Gmail. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    The web can implement email. It's considerably harder for email to implement the web. Webmail sucks, but using SMTP as a web browser would suck more.

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  80. I'd actually *donate* to rid the world of email by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Email is a service that's older than the internet. It's a hodgepodge of crummy protocolls bolted on oneanother throughout the years, spoiled by a bunch of incompliant clients and their interpretation of how email is supposed to look. 4 standards of encryption and millions of people who think the way outlook breaks email is ok. There is no way that email will ever get repaired. It would be best if email would die on the spot and be replaced by a strictly enforced open standard with integrated threading, seperation of content, logic and presentation, unbreakable, meta-data based quoteing and forced encryption. I'd give a three-digit sum of money for that to happen.

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  81. Ok here's another one... by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    Ok here's another one. Now, we know our computers work with binary data: 0 and 1.
    But which one would you chose? Now, they both exist, but not for you. So what would it be? 1 or 0?

    Stay tuned for more pointless polls and 11.

  82. Funny that this comes up now by caffeine_high · · Score: 1

    I just spent 30 minutes in a chat board meeting (5 people in 3 continents) arguing that issues are better debated in a forum rather than email. The email camp won (4 to 1) because 'forums are too confusing for the average person'! I'd choose the web but my colleagues would choose email.

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  83. stupid question by Tom · · Score: 1

    So there are stupid questions, after all.

    The question ignores the fact that this strange "Internet" thing is built on multi-purpose protocols. How, exactly, do you intend to enforce Layer-7 limitations on a Layer-3 network?

    If I can only have web, it'll take me gmail and a minute at most to have e-mail as well. If I can only have e-mail, surfing the web will be slow, but there are still sites out there that'll send you any website as an e-mail in response to an e-mail request and it should be trivial to automate that, as a first step and grow more comfortable from there.

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  84. easy choice for me.. by chrispycreeme · · Score: 1

    Email brings me: Work related stuff, spam, emails from relatives, spam, bills, and spam. Oh yea, and spam.

    The Web brings me: Porn, work avoidance, time waster sites, entertainment, movie listings, directions to the party, Porn, and slashdot...

    I'll keep the web, hands down.

  85. Alternatives by The+Raven · · Score: 1

    The web can be substituted by... hrm. FTP? Not really. Gopher? Hah! Maybe if the web was disabled for everyone, but this is just me... nothing on Gopher anymore. Telnet, ssh? Nope.

    But email can be substituted by many other things. Message boards, instant messaging, comment threads, IRC... there are a hundred ways to communicate on the Internet, but only one way to put up content for others to view.

    So I choose to lose email. I wouldn't even miss it much.

    The Raven

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  86. More dumb questions by atokata · · Score: 1

    Would you rather have braking or steering?
    Would you rather have vision or hearing?
    Would you rather have a coffee, or a cup to put it in?
    Would you rather have electricity or running water?
    Would you rather have a plate or silverware?
    Would you rather have hands or feet?
    Would you rather have housing or transit?

    The world must know!

  87. Read only web VS E-mail by DoninIN · · Score: 1

    That's the way the challenge should be explained. You can use the web, but no posting, no forums no webmail no IRC etc. I'd still probably have to go with the web, as long as I can send faxes from work.

  88. Only old people use email... by An+Ominous+Cow+Erred · · Score: 1

    ...and not just in Korea.

    If you asked the average person under 20 if they'd give up email or the web, they'd definitely give up email since the only time they probably ever use it is to register for websites that require it, or MAYBE to talk to some of their older relatives.

    If they really need to leave someone a message, they can do it on myspace, or if the person's a good friend you SMS their cellphone... ...but might as well just tell them personally via IM when you next see them online.

  89. webmail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what about webmail?

  90. basicly knowledge in or teaching others by aviwollman · · Score: 1

    surfing is a great way of learning BUT how do you pass on what you learnt? email creates a one to one ability to pass knowledge on. In the early days on bitnet that was enought. so i'd simply go back to it.

  91. Hypothetical indeed by starfishsystems · · Score: 1
    Which would you rather do without: protons or electrons?

    Conceivably, these sorts of questions could give rise to interesting debate. Or you could get a life.

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  92. One Word by jman.org · · Score: 1

    Webmail