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Microsoft Office Genuine Advantage (OGA)

Ant writes "PC World is reporting that Microsoft's Office Genuine Advantage (OGA) program will require mandatory validation of Office software starting October 27 (2006)." From the article: "Similarly, starting in January, users of Office Update will have to validate the legitimacy of their Office software before they can use the service, Microsoft added. Users absolutely hated the first iteration of the Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) program, and their protests pressured the company into revising it about a year after it launched in July 2005."

192 comments

  1. Just gets easier by krray · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is getting easier and easier to continue using Open Office is seems...

    1. Re:Just gets easier by IflyRC · · Score: 1

      Did they publish a new manual? You know...to make it easier?

    2. Re:Just gets easier by indigest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are there any medium to large businesses out there using OpenOffice instead of Office? I am all for OpenOffice, but it seems unimaginable for the business world to wean its way off of Microsoft Word and Powerpoint.

    3. Re:Just gets easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manuals are for wimps.

    4. Re:Just gets easier by Foofoobar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No kidding. PDF, Word docs, Excel docs and open docs all open great and convert nicely. We use it within the workplace on several desktops and have plans to move completely to it before moving to Vista or the next gen of Office.

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    5. Re:Just gets easier by sporadic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Great timing too, I just uninstalled Office 2000 from my main desktop yesterday and installed OO 2.0.4. I thought about checking out the Office 2003 standard edition (free 30 or 60 day eval from MSFT) but decided against it; what would be the point? OO is more than enough for my personal use, and appears to open all my existing doc and xls files correctly (granted not very complicated files).

      Sporadic

    6. Re:Just gets easier by muckdog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Considering that a search on Amazon returned 334 hits just for books on Openoffice, I'm sure one of them can tell you how to insert in your spooky halloween clipart.

    7. Re:Just gets easier by interiot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft is betting that Windows and Office are so easy to use versus the open source counterparts that they can afford to decrease the ease of use a little bit with these shenanigans, and still come out on top. Which makes it all the more important to make sure open source software is as user-friendly as absolutely possible, so end users aren't forced to choose between two difficult options.

    8. Re:Just gets easier by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      You mean I can click "Help" on the computer, type in some key words, and the book pops open automatically? Whoa! Count me in for that!

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    9. Re:Just gets easier by kimvette · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The OOo manual is every bit as thorough as the typical OEM Microsoft Office manual.

      What? There is no manual for M$ Office, you say? At least not one worth the paper it's printed on?

      Well then, we are indeed comparing apples to apples here.

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    10. Re:Just gets easier by murdocj · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Microsoft is betting that Windows and Office are so easy to use versus the open source counterparts that they can afford to decrease the ease of use a little bit with these shenanigans, and still come out on top.

      What they are betting is that the number of users who get pissed off and quit using MS Office is going to be less than the number of people who pay for it instead of pirating it. And who knows, they might be right.

    11. Re:Just gets easier by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Company wide or in parts of the company? I know 50% of the devs here use OOo even when reading word documents. It seems to process even those better.

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    12. Re:Just gets easier by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Whatever other warts it may have, MS Office's help files are superb. OO's? Not so much.

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    13. Re:Just gets easier by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just don't get your formatting associated with the wrong section break or try to work with master documents.

      And will someone tell people to stop using tabs to format documents!

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    14. Re:Just gets easier by rainman_bc · · Score: 2, Funny

      but it seems unimaginable for the business world to wean its way off of Microsoft Word and Powerpoint.

      Not to mention that Excel beats the turd out of Calc in its ability to parse text files - at least at first glance.

      Maybe I'm a dumbass, but I couldn't figure out how to load a pipe delimited file into calc like I could do so in Excel.

      Excel is still more intuitive and provides more power to working with larger lists too. There's no AFAIK pivot tables in Calc either.

      Both really strong reasons for the enterprise to continue to use Excel. Don't give me some cock and bull story about most end users not needing to do that. I work with about 50 who'd argue otherwise.

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    15. Re:Just gets easier by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Doh! Don't flame me with the pivot tables! I just found out it was Pilot!

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    16. Re:Just gets easier by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, actually.

      http://documentation.openoffice.org/manuals/OOo2.x /user_guide2_draft.pdf

      At a svelt 587 pages, it is exactly 496 pages longer than the Office 2003 Manual, located here: http://download.microsoft.com/download/0/f/1/0f1d5 b1f-53bc-47c3-bf6f-ac6d67cf9766/Office2003Guide_WP .doc .

      I know size doesn't count for everything, but still; it's there, it's significantly better than the OEM MS Office manual, and it is accompanied by fantastic community support, including developer feedback.

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    17. Re:Just gets easier by Vexorian · · Score: 1

      That's probably a valid point for linux vs. windows although there are improvements. But in the case of open office I can hardly notice any difficulty of use

      The next is unrelated to the parent:

      I own an hp deskjet 3420 printer, it has got `issues when I try to print it from MSOffice there's a chance that a System Error dialog pops up, my printer wouldn't print anything in that case, when that happened I used to have to restart the PC plenty of times before the errror is gone.

      After switching to OpenOffice (I got really good experiences of it when I tested Ubuntu, then decided to install it for windows as well) I figured out this weird problem will not happen anymore. In fact, when my brother uses msoffice and gets into this error and I try to print in openoffice it does print.

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    18. Re:Just gets easier by suezz · · Score: 2, Informative

      here ya go - just takes a little digging

      http://www.learnopenoffice.org/CalcTutorial33.htm

    19. Re:Just gets easier by Colonel+Blimp · · Score: 1

      I have all the office stuff on one CD I paid 5 bucks for overseas. Given what Micro$oft is doing now, even that was too much. /downloading Open Office //Eat my ass Microsoft

    20. Re:Just gets easier by danheskett · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are exactly right - that is the *exact* calculation that is performed.

      I've run the numbers myself, both estimates before the fact and 1-year, and 2-year follow-ups.

      It's just simple. Everytime I looked at the numbers it was clearly a 8-to-1 or better ratio. That's 8 lost pirated users for ever lost paying customer.

      In this case - I was a consultant on the project - when you consider that users on illegally copied versions of the software generated support requests at a much higher rate than legit users (I know - pirated users calling up and demanding support. These are't people with one extra copy installed; these are people who have never paid, not once, not ever), and also generate the most noise on the support message boards and forums, it was a no-brainer to continue.

      An unintended side-effect was that it cut off the "low-hanging fruit" infringers - the ones who bought one license but installed it on any number of machines. These people were in effect cheating the competition who paid appropriately for the software.

      Software is a really hard business in general. Especially when you are making a product that is very niche and very vertically integrated. This particular package had a target market of approximately 5,000-6,000 users nationwide, and required quarterly maintenance to keep within regulation and tolerances. Even if every potential user used this package (this company held about 60% of hte share) and licensed things squarely it was a tough business. When you only have about 3000 customers, having a thousand or so who are using the software illictly are a major drain. For this particular company and product keeping the perceived value of the software high in the long run makes great business sense.

      Bottom line is that I am sure MS ran the numbers. Losing some share for cutting down on some measure of casual and business infringement was probably well worth it.

    21. Re:Just gets easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Office is for pussies. Real men use Wordpad.

    22. Re:Just gets easier by VENONA · · Score: 1

      Sun for sure. I believe IBM uses it extensively. http://www.oasis-open.org/events/adoption_forum_20 05/slides/tenhumberg.pdf is a pretty extensive adoption in the public sector document. I've seen surveys that talk about 'fifty large [some European country name] companies' and such.

      But I don't see the business world abandoning MS Office anytime soon, either. If nothing else, inertia is a powerful force. On the other hand, if I can read and write MS Office formats (and I've had no troubles with the sort of documents, spreadsheets, etc., that I use) I'm fine, and don't really care what the rest of the world is doing. It's none of my business, now that I have an interoperable choice.

      I've heard that there are compatability issues (or were with 1.0, at any rate) in doing regression analysis with Calc/Excel, but I haven't had to share that sort of thing, and I suspect very few people do.

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    23. Re:Just gets easier by krischik · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but when somebody says "Just send me a Word-Doc" it becomes easier to say "I don't own Word".

      Martin

    24. Re:Just gets easier by midnighttoadstool · · Score: 1
      I've used both and I have to say that, rather like IE versus Firefox, MS Office is an awful lot nicer to use. The only reason I use firefox is because I am less exposed to nasties (but, AFAIK, only due to a lack of motivation on the part of their authors).

      OO is slow, clunky and awkward.

      Having said that what makes me mad is that MS Office has so many unfixed bugs or arbitary limitations affecting essential functionality (thinking particularly of pivot tables, which I use extensively). For a product that costs so much its really inexcusable. So either way I can't win.

    25. Re:Just gets easier by Squozen · · Score: 1

      Damn, I bet Microsoft just hates losing you as a customer... oh, wait.

  2. I see a pattern here... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Users absolutely hated the first iteration of the Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) program, and their protests pressured the company into revising it about a year after it launched in July 2005.

    Aren't you supposed to do user interface research before releasing a product out to the consumers? Why have your customers hate the product tbefore redesigning it to meet their needs?

    1. Re:I see a pattern here... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, they need to just get with the program and do perpetual Beta versions, like Google.

    2. Re:I see a pattern here... by MikeMoose · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One is supposed to do research before a product release. However, this is Microsoft we're concerning ourselves with. If you are Microsoft, you have all of the rights and privileges that come to those who dominate market share:

        - The right to do whatever the hell you want, whenever you want.
        - Have the belief that you know what's best for the consumer - even when they tell you otherwise.
        - That you may abuse the "uneducated" consumer whenever you wish, via a graphical user interface, or other means.
        - A perfectly legitimate and exclusive concern for your bottom line alone - without regard to what that means for the quality of your product.
        - The delusion that people will be happy with things like DRM, WGA, and OGA, if they'd just give them a chance.
        - The delusion that DRM, WGA, and OGA will not get in the way of normal people doing normal, legal business related tasks.
        - The short-sightedness that only a good, solid ivory tower provides.
        - Great benefits for all of your employees.

      So, no - they don't have to ask the consumer anything.

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    3. Re:I see a pattern here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you supposed to do user interface research before releasing a product out to the consumers? Why have your customers hate the product...

      Silly wabbit! That's only for companies that actually have to compete! Not for monopolies.

  3. Customer as criminal by kherr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft is just one of the highest-profile examples of a company viewing their customers as criminals (Sony Music also comes to mind). Most of the piracy comes from people who would never buy the products in the first place. Punishing legitimate users won't end piracy and it won't boost sales. What is wrong with these companies? The more Microsoft blocks the use of Office the more likely alternatives will gain stronger position in the market. Which is fine by me, I'm tired of getting simple text documents in doc format.

    1. Re:Customer as criminal by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 0
      "Microsoft is just one of the highest-profile examples of a company viewing their customers as criminals (Sony Music also comes to mind)."


      I don't understand how you see it this way. Microsoft obviously would never view their paying customers as criminals. Your statement makes absolutely no sense. It is completely illogical. Microsoft, and every single other company in the entire world, view people who steal their products as criminals. This is the way it should be. It's the only way that makes any sense.

      Most of the piracy comes from people who would never buy the products in the first place. Punishing legitimate users won't end piracy and it won't boost sales.


      Uhhm? Who said this is punishment? Because you have to withstand the horrible, terrible, hellishly long three seconds it takes to validate the software you now feel that you are being punished? Good god. Talk about impatience.

      Do you really, honestly think that the average person will think anything of it? Software activation/validation is becoming ubiquitous. From anti-virus to online gaming. Microsoft is hardly the first, or worst. It is an accepted practice. Nobody. Really. Cares.

      Well...

      Except maybe you or people like you, because you are used to getting everything for free. To downloading the Torrent and the crack and stealing it. So let me make a suggestion. Go get the free software and use it. And stop whining because you actually have to buy a product if you want to use it. You seem like the kind of person who would go to a store like Fred Meyers, with the security scanners at the exit that scan for shoplifters, and decide that you will never shop at the store again because "Fred Meyers think's their customers are criminals! all of them! And the man is out to get me!!!11" It's an immature attitude and I for one am tired of hearing it.

      Now, since I know there are so many of you, and obviously a few with mod points, I have one more thing to say:

      Let the Karma burn. I've saved up enough to withstand the worst you can do. Besides, it's /. karma, and it's completely worthless.

      TLF
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    2. Re:Customer as criminal by zxnos · · Score: 1
      you know, i dont feel punished when the screen pops up and asks me to validate windows. i dont feel that microsoft is treating me as a criminal either. by your logic you probably dont shop anyplace. look up next time you are in a store. see that black bubble? or even the obvious camera in mom and pops?. customer as criminal. ever buy gasoline, use the bank? to me it is a business trying to protect their bottom line.

      who cares if most pirates never buy the product, microsoft shouldnt feel obligated to support them. and if a pirate wants to waste time hacking a way to bypass it, let them waste their time. how many hours would you have to work as a programmer to buy a legit version of office or windows? how long to create the hack? or find it on warez and implement it? then redo it when microsoft changes how it is implemented...

      reduced shoplifting lowers prices, and getting a few more people to buy the legit version of office, in theory i think, would do the same. but i know i shouldnt compare the two... ..similar in my mind at least.

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    3. Re:Customer as criminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your analogy would be more apt if Fred Meyers stopped every customer on the way out the door and frisked them. If that were to happen to me you can be that I would never shop there again.

    4. Re:Customer as criminal by Reapman · · Score: 1

      Is that not what those scanners at the door do? Why aren't you arguing getting rid of those? "I'm a paying customer, why am I being searched electronically whenever I leave a store!"

    5. Re:Customer as criminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fred Meyers think's their customers are criminals" If you're going to write think's, shouldn't you also write Meyer's, customer's and criminal's?

    6. Re:Customer as criminal by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      I apologize, sometimes I just type and a typo comes out and I don't proof read. Usually when what I'm saying is said in anger, like now: fuckign seu me.

      TLF

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    7. Re:Customer as criminal by DMoylan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      when i have to type in a 36 digit number on the phone after a 10 digit phone number and then type another 36 digit number into the pc and this takes 3-5 minutes then it wastes my time. when i have to do this a few times a week for customers systems that have come back infected and its taken them a few hours to find their original disks and licence code then it wastes their time.

      when the os is responsible for the infection in the first place and this same comapny are wasting mine and the customers time double checking that we are stealing their crappy software then yes i object and resent been treated like a criminal. the black bubble is unobtrusive and i can ignore it. i don't have to interact with it.

      thankfully more and more of our customers are using firefox. open office is on an increasing number of systems. some are asking questions about mac and 1-2 of the braver ones are asking about linux. so microsoft will shoot themselves in the foot even more with this.

    8. Re:Customer as criminal by doodlebumm · · Score: 1

      You're right, you don't know. The two things are not the same.

      The software product that is pirated doesn't cost Microsoft anything. A hard good that is shop lifted does cost the store.

      It's more like seeing someone dance the polka, and then you dance the polka, too. It didn't cost the originator of the polka anything for you to polka. If most of these people that dance the polka had to pay to polka, they'd probably do a waltz instead. They may look funny, because everyone else is doing the polka, but they would probably do the waltz.

      Now if you are talking about the "pirated copies" of Windows that are being "sold" as real, that is a different story. There is obviously someone profiting from that and it isn't MS. You can't get blood from a turnip, but MS thinks that by making these changes they are going to earn more. Not true. The anti-piracy groups claim that there are billions of dollars of lost income because of piracy, but in reality those billions are probably less than 5% of the crap they spout. They just have to justify their existence. Kind of like the movie critic. If they loved every movie, no one would listen to them. If they anti-pirates didn't have tons of rhetoric to throw around, no one would listen to them either.

      I think that the solution to the "problem" of piracy is just a corporate executives wet dream. Stopping it will not increase corporate profits by any measurable amount.

      What is irritating to consumers is when they are forced to repurchase something just because some ****head corporate monkey says that the company can make more money if they make people buy their product over and over again. "Oh, you purchased our tires, but you can only use them on the car that they were originally installed on. You will have to purchase new tires for your new vehicle, even though your wrecked your last one and this one uses the same tires." This kind of corporate bullying has produced the problem in the first place.

      And then there are the large margins on the products. Who isn't mad at the Oil Company's record profits from last summer's $3.00 per gallon prices? Bill Gates isn't the richest man because he is charging a fair price for Windows. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

      For the record, I only use Linux and purchased copies of windows (when I have to use windows). I will never buy Vista, unless it comes on a computer that I buy and there is no way to not purchase it without Vista. I will not willingly give Microsoft a dime of my money, but I will give them a piece of my mind.

    9. Re:Customer as criminal by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay, so next time you're at a store and HAVEN'T stolen anything imagine you leave, are accosted in the parking lot by security who then take away your... shoes, let's say. How does THAT make you feel?

      I think that's why the majority of people hate Genuine Advantage and it's predecessors.

    10. Re:Customer as criminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, when they say $500 billion dollars were lost last year to piracy, that implies that everyone who would have pirated the software would have bought it if they weren't pirates.

      This is a false assumption imho, because although I may pirate software, it doesnt mean that I would buy it just to play with it, photoshop as an example, lots of people have photoshop installed and use it for hobby/educational reasons. If they couldnt pirate photoshop, they'd just use paintshop pro or the gimp or some other free alternative. It's a supply and demand thing, with the price at $0 the demand is great, but when you raise the price to $200+ dollars the demand for the software is greatly decreased.

      Perhaps they could interpolate the supply/demand graph vs pirate copies and actually estimate the number of people who would have actually bought the software instead of pirating it, but anti-piracy measures and inconveniencing the customer might curb piracy, but it wont be viewed as a feature to increase the demand of the product, if anything it'll decrease it.

    11. Re:Customer as criminal by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Except reducing piracy doesn't cause lower prices, unlike with reducing shoplifting. If a store has to jack their prices to cover their losses, that's one thing. But once software is developed (as anything shipping now is), it costs all of $1 to stock the shelves, and piracy doesn't affect those shelves anyways. The only way that piracy is actually going to have an effect on pricing is if people start wearing eyepatches into stores and start stuffing their backpacks full of software.

      I'm very happy to pay for good software when the demand is affordable for what's being provided. Office qualifies as neither. I can handle 99% of my documents in WordPad (or TextEdit more often than not, as I'm generally on a Mac now), as can the vast majority of people out there doing nothing other than changing alignment and occasionally font size. Hell, I could do it in HTML pretty easily, albeit with a slightly primitive interface along the way (a couple <br />s and a one-time stylesheet to save $hundreds? Well worth it IMO). And, of course, there are Free alternatives (in either sense) with OpenOffice.org and the Google stuff. Why does this matter? Even if MSOffice is the best at what it does (it probably is in fairness, certainly the most dominant), it's NOT nearly worth the price. I mean, how can a fucking WORD PROCESSOR have security holes?! On the other hand, I'll buy $30 programs that are good at what they do. I'd pay $30 for Office. NOT $300+.

      If Microsoft was smart (fat chance!), it would be Office that they'd divide up into different usage levels, not Windows. I have no need for macros, nor styles, nor most of the fonts. All I need is font size, alignment, line spacing, and occasionally image support. Charge me a reasonable amount for those features, and then give an upgrade option if I start needing advanced stuff. Unfortunately for them, the model doesn't work so well in gimping features out the OS, especially when the only reason to upgrade is left out of the basic editions.

      I understand where Microsoft is coming from with this one. In fact, I've been under the impression that more of their profits come from Office than Windows, though I could be wrong. But if that's true, pissing off the people that are actually buying the software (not having it come preinstalled, as Windows does) really isn't a great idea, and it's very likely that this'll get about as positive of a reaction as WGA did. And maybe those people will start looking for alternatives to MS Office. And the whole thing backfires.
      Well, I can dream anyways.

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    12. Re:Customer as criminal by fermion · · Score: 2, Informative
      Most people never bought MS products because they were so easy to copy. That is why MS was the machine of choice. Buy the machine, steal the software. I saw many switch from Apple to Wintel as it became clear that on Apple one had to buy software, while on MS WIndows everything could be 'borrowed'.

      Now MS is demanding that everything be paid for. How much this is going to effect the market is unclear. Most MS software I have owned has either been paid for by my school or places that I work through the normal licensing process. It seems to me that MS has made these licenses more liberal to increase the amount of legitimate software in the wild.

      It is true that false positives are annoying to users, but MS has been annoying users for 20 years, and no one seems to care. As long as they get the stuff done at the end of the day, it is worth it. No real alternative exist in most peoples universe.

      I get my work done is OO.org, and it is great. Certain things would be easier in MS Office, but I can't afford the software and don't really want to steal it, and even if I could afford it at this point the risk is too great. What if at some point it does not validate, and I can't get work done? This is one reason I let Eudora and started using Mail, even though Mail is crap is comparison.

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    13. Re:Customer as criminal by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      when the os is responsible for the infection in the first place

      That's called blaming the victim. By that logic, anyone who gets mugged or beaten up is at fault for not being tough enough to deal with their attackers.

    14. Re:Customer as criminal by udoschuermann · · Score: 1

      Will you all please stop telling the likes of Microsoft and Sony how they are hurting their customer base? I, for one, would much rather have these clueless behemoths "innovate" themselves into a hole in the ground than clue them in, and for free at that. Sheesh, people!

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    15. Re:Customer as criminal by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      A better analogy would be - when you go out the store's exit door, a guard asks to see your receipt and compares the items in your shopping bags with what the receipt says you paid for.

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    16. Re:Customer as criminal by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Except the guard isn't overly bright and always decides to err on the side of accusation as opposed to caution.

      Actually, a better analogy is that you leave the store, take your coffee maker home, set it up, use it for a week, then the guard shows up one day in the middle of the night, decides you stole it and takes it back. You wake up in the morning, can't have your coffee and have to call the store and prove to them you actually purchased the coffee maker legitimately... all while very cranky.

      I'm not saying you should be guaranteed that the software works if you pirate it, I'm saying that it's a really good argument for not using MS software.

    17. Re:Customer as criminal by TimothyJones · · Score: 1

      I think there is a slight difference. First those scanners are on store's property which you willingly visit. Not at your house to detect whether, at some point, you did bring some "stolen" property of said store, or require a technician to drop by your crib every now and then to check if that $300 fridge you bought is legit and tell you that no, despite of what you might think, you cannot have this fridge sitting in your living room. Second, as far as consumers can tell, those devices do not (yet) scan your driver's license or credit card numbers as you pass by. When they do you can bet your ass people will start objecting.

      I think a more appropriate comparison would be store clerks and security officers standing at the exit door and checking your bags and receipts as you leave. I don't know about other places but in New York City this is rampant, and to me indeed unacceptable. I stopped shopping in several stores that partake in that practice, though not before getting into several occassions of aruguments with said clerks after I had decided to ignore those twats. I also saw notable number of places drop the policy because apparently it was either a) not working b) they were loosing money c) too many people went the F.U. route or d) all of the above.

      Few years ago while visiting one of NY's biggest photo equipment retailer I was asked to surrender my backpack. Refused, turned around, went shopping elsewhere and sent the store manager a copy of my $10k+ receipt and why the other guy got it instead of them. I even got a letter back which made for some funny reading. Point is, that though I think people and businesses should be allowed to protect their property and goods or services they provide. Unfortunately things are getting out of hand and "Customer Service" or "Customer is always right" are now Urban Legends. In whatever small amounts, consumers should voice their opinions and vote with their wallet any time they get a chance to do so. Yes, even to those scanners at the door.

      I've never found the Windows Activation preventing me from doing anything that I needed, but I don't like it just the same and really have better things to do than waste time explaining myslelf to some MS operator so that he may gaciously provide me with the coveted activation number. No thanks. And so the computers which I do not use for my windows based develoment for work are all running linux now. I like windows better, I think it looks better, I think it works better and I gladly pay for it. And yet, in this household it is now outnumberd by 4:1. Yup, my lone MS Office XP copy is next on the chopping block. I know it's not much of a statement, but as opposed to "supposed" piracy losses, this one is very much real, and an unnecessary one, too.

    18. Re:Customer as criminal by gurumeditationerror · · Score: 1

      That's called blaming the victim. By that logic, anyone who gets mugged or beaten up is at fault for not being tough enough to deal with their attackers.

      No. If you had hired a body guard who failed to defend you and you blamed him. That's what it would be like.

  4. MGD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What advantage? Running Microsoft software puts you at an instant disadvantage, they should rebrand their piracy toolset.

  5. Huh? by aero2600-5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't understand Microsoft. The Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) is actually very easy to defeat, and I'm sure this new OGA will be just as easy. Why irritate customers when the people who intend to use without purchasing it will do so anyway? Did they buy a copy of Sony's playbook titled "How to piss away your loyal customers and then blame them for your lack of growth"?
    I really don't get it. Why continue to do something after it's been proven ineffective?
    Aero

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    1. Re:Huh? by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

      I really don't get it. Why continue to do something after it's been proven ineffective?

      "Stop crying. If you want to cry I'll give you something to cry about. Whack! There, how did you like that? Now stop crying."

      There's really no accounting for the behavior of people. That's why, on the whole I prefer hanging out with cats.

      KFG

    2. Re:Huh? by Shados · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That really shows how clueless the Slashdot crowd can be sometimes, considering how many places this comment pops up.
      Yes, WGA is easy to defeat. Thats not the point. There are douzans of thousands (dare I say hundreds of thousands?) of people who copy CDs and install them all over (even large corporations!) because they don't realise that its 1 license per user. Read that again: They don't realise it, they don't know it. Many -consulting firms- (thats geeks here!) buy 1 MSDN Universal subscriptions, and use them for 20 developers, thinking its what you're SUPPOSED to do. Same with Windows, same with Office, same with everything. These tools are ONLY meant to stop those people. No one else. Yes they will lose a few customers (a lot even) in the process. But they'll make it back up. You have no idea how many people I know purchased legit copies of Windows just because of the original WinXP's activation scheme, going "Wha? You mean if you own the CD its not enough to install it on my 8 computers? How come?", until they got explained how things work in the non-free world.

    3. Re:Huh? by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1
      The Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) is actually very easy to defeat
      The early iterations of WGA were trivially breakable. Microsoft has steadily increased the sophistication. If you can download and install the final release version of Internet Explorer 7 on a Windows box that fails the WGA test now inside two days, without some fairly intensive Googling and web downloads, then you are really good. It took the Russian hackers a few days.
    4. Re:Huh? by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      I don't understand Microsoft. The Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) is actually very easy to defeat, and I'm sure this new OGA will be just as easy.

      WGA is currently easy to defeat. But WGA and now OGA are part of a long-term strategy. It will get harder and harder to circumvent them. Some things they can (and probably will, eventually) do: validate Windows and Office every time you go online; use 'Trusted Computing' hardware to ensure that validation checks are not tampered with; have some of the code/content only available server-side, so only if you are validated by the server can you get all the functionality; and so forth.

    5. Re:Huh? by boethius78 · · Score: 1

      Why continue to do something when it's been proven ineffective? I thought that was what Microsoft were about. After all, they're still trying to improve the security in Windows. Seems like that's about as ineffective as you can get ;o)

  6. Sounds like a good reason to upgrade by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    To Open Office- which I will do at home.

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  7. Added Functionality! by Fonce · · Score: 1

    Remember, failing to accept your valid, multi-hundred-dollar copy of Office because Microsoft can't produce a product we're willing to pay for is a feature, not a bug.

    Be prepared for a reinstall.

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    If all my base are belong to you and I attempt to retrieve my base, does that mean I'm freebasing?
    1. Re:Added Functionality! by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 1

      I'm thrilled. I want to service computers that would otherwise continue to work. Just thrilled, I tell ya.

  8. That's Responsiveness! by jazman_777 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Users absolutely hated the first iteration of the Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) program, and their protests pressured the company into revising it about a year after it launched in July 2005.


    Yes, users hated it, so they expanded the program to cover other products. Thanks, MS!

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    1. Re:That's Responsiveness! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, users hated it, so they expanded the program to cover other products. Thanks, MS!
      I don't think that's what people meant when they suggested that Microsoft have a consistent user experience.
    2. Re:That's Responsiveness! by mqj · · Score: 1

      While your comment is funny, it really makes sense to cover other products from an MS perspective. Even the AC has a point about a "consistent user experience." Everybody on /. knows better, but the majority of non-technical people will feel that the registration will be "natural" over time.

  9. Punkbuster comes to apps by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

    To read this TPS report you are required to insert blood sample into the slot provided and place your left eye on the scanner.

    What I want to know is does this include downloading the updates to Office 2000 and other versions not requiring activation?

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    1. Re:Punkbuster comes to apps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That really won't be a problem for very long. How long do you think it will be before Office 2000 is EOL, and therefore no more updates anyways?

    2. Re:Punkbuster comes to apps by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

      To read this TPS report you are required to insert blood sample into the slot provided and place your left eye on the scanner.

      Pshaw! I hear the next version, to support a better customer experience, is going to combine the eye scan with the blood sampling in a single step! No more worries about being squeamish pricking your own finger... the machine will simply draw a blood sample from your eye automatically! It'll be a hit with those consumers who want a "simplified, Microsoft experience." 8)

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  10. Office Update? What's that?? by denebian+devil · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...any Office Online templates downloaded from within the Office 2007 Microsoft Office System applications will require validation of legitimacy...


    ...users of Office Update will have to validate the legitimacy of their Office software before they can use the service...


    The joke's on Microsoft. Exactly how many people use Online templates or Office Update? Compared to people who use Windows Update, I'm guessing not that many. And of those people who do use Office Update *and* don't have a legit copy of Office, how many of them are savvy enough to *ahem* figure out/find a way around the mandatory OGA?
    1. Re:Office Update? What's that?? by daeg · · Score: 4, Informative

      Windows Update is being phased out and will be fully replaced with Microsoft Update, which will be expanded to provide updates for all Microsoft programs. Office updates will then become as routine as operating system ones.

    2. Re:Office Update? What's that?? by denebian+devil · · Score: 1
      Windows Update is being phased out and will be fully replaced with Microsoft Update, which will be expanded to provide updates for all Microsoft programs. Office updates will then become as routine as operating system ones.

      If that's so, then all I have to say is it's about time. It was rare enough before that people got Office Updates (or even knew they existed). With Automatic Updates I'm sure it became even easier for people to forget that Office Updates needed checking as well.
    3. Re:Office Update? What's that?? by r3m0t · · Score: 1

      In Vista, MS Update does not require a web browser. They also wanted to add support for third-party apps (see Paul Thurrott's "the road to vista" part 2) but that was, unsurprisingly, CUT.

    4. Re:Office Update? What's that?? by SlashdotCrackPot · · Score: 1

      The jokes on you rather, if you run a patched or unpatched version of Microsoft Office and think you are secure.

  11. At least one person already switched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    An anecdote sure, but the old slightly technical guy in my office (fits the stereotype to a T) downloaded OpenOffice after MS Office was disabled on his computer. He had already activated it and registered it, but still had to activate it again to use any of the programs. Not even just update it, to use it at all according to him.

    Last week he was a big Microsoft fan, this week he's researching his options.

  12. One more reason... by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...To never, ever upgrade from Office 97.

    Seriously... The more companies make the old or cracked versions of their products more useful than the latest-n'-greatest, the less right they have to whine about illegal copying and decreased sales.

    Whether we talk about DVDs or WGA or software that phones home, people just want to use what they own (and spare me the BS about licensing-vs-owning). Making that harder will eventually drive people to the competition, up to and including piracy.

    1. Re:One more reason... by scruffy · · Score: 1

      ... to upgrade to OpenOffice.

    2. Re:One more reason... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      I'd still be using Word 5.1a ... if it were updated to run on OS X rather than classic Mac OS. Barring that, I'd have kept plugging away with Office 98 if Classic.app had worked reliably for me - but it wasn't a great solution for my nontechie wife. So I broke down and bought Office 2004 for Mac. (Thankfully I was a PT student at the time.) And now, isn't it swell that Apple went Intel, once again relegating me to less that optimal performance on my next computer unless I upgrade software. Three computers, three purchases of basically the same software. Maybe by 2009, NeoOffice will finally be mature enough to satisfy our expecatations.

      This is the single area that the Mac has failed me. Were I running Windows, I could probably still run Word 2 from 15 years ago. There's no new functionality I use now that I didn't have then. Only updates for modern standards, like Unicode, have been useful.

    3. Re:One more reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are countless reason to upgrade from office 97 (XML support, smart tags, powerpoint custom animations, more rows in excel, better powerpoint packaging for CD, outlook spam filtering, sharepoint integration, team editing, task panes, improved viewers, ink support, new apps like infopath nad onenote, etc). Hell, I'd never go back to version 2000! All these people that say "no reasons to upgrade from office 97" are the same who see no reason to upgrade from Win98 - either they've never tried anything better i.e. the new versions, or have such simple needs that basically anything would satisfy them (like MS works), that's why.

      Have you even seen or tried Office 2007? Beta 2 is truly amazing. Office 97 is not even in the same league.

    4. Re:One more reason... by rssrss · · Score: 1

      Office 97 and Windows 2000. WFM!

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    5. Re:One more reason... by pla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are countless reason to upgrade from office 97

      "XML support" - noncompliant XML support, you mean.
      [anything]"powerpoint"[anything] - I do work on my PC, not create cute slideshows for management meetings.
      "more rows in excel" - Because 65k per worksheet has held me back so often?
      "outlook spam filtering" - N/A, I use a real email program - Elm.
      "sharepoint integration" - Give me a Wiki any day.
      "team editing" - The word "team" has no "I" in it. I like it that way.
      "task panes" - I know the shortcut keys. Give me my screen back!
      "ink support" - My pen has that too, and doesn't suck 150 watts.
      "infopath" - I just googled four entirely incompatible description of what that does, and still have no clue.
      "onenote" - See "ink".


      All these people that say "no reasons to upgrade from office 97" are the same who see no reason to upgrade from Win98 - either they've never tried anything better i.e. the new versions, or have such simple needs that basically anything would satisfy them (like MS works), that's why.

      Agreed completely. I use Office XP at work, and have yet to do anything in it that I can't do in Office 97. 10-year old versions of Word and Excel quite simply do what they should, they do it well, and MS hadn't gone too far down the path of bloatware at that point.

      As for XP vs 98, I personally came from the NT side of the family, so consider XP quite a lot better than 98 (even better than NT4, though I can't really say it has a whole lot more than Win2k).


      Have you even seen or tried Office 2007? Beta 2 is truly amazing.

      I don't want my productivity suite to amaze me. I just want it to sit there obediently doing nothing until I want it to work; Then I want it to do its thing and go away, offering me as little "help" as possible. I don't want it to offer to integrate my music collection with my writing style of the moment. I don't want it to take me to a new paradigm of productive collaboration. I don't want my core processes reengineered, I don't want animated help systems, and I don't want my computer to phone any home but my own!

  13. OGA= by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh Gawd it's Awful !!!

  14. Unfortunatly... by not+already+in+use · · Score: 1

    Like many things that headline slashdot, will the layperson notice, or really even care?

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  15. this is good by jmyers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is good for open source software, such as openoffice or any competitor of MS. Software piracy helps Microsoft. When people can get the industry leading software for free (illegal copy) they will never consider the alternatives.

  16. Oh No! by x3nos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You mean all those worthless Office Online Templates will be unavailable to users with non-validated copies (*cough* er...pirated) of Microsoft Office?

    Oh my what a blow to the software piracy market . . .

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    /* somewhat functional - fix later */
  17. Subscriptions? by headkase · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that WGA and now OGA are the first step down the slippery slope towards subscription based software. Valve's Steam already requires activation of products over the Internet and automatically updates the software as well and it has been very successful in frustrating copyright infringers. If Word was patched automatically everytime a new bug was discovered like Steam then OGA all-in-all wouldn't be that bad. Why (W|O)GA causes uproar is that you may experience a denial-of-service on your own software. If you're a pirate then too bad - go get OpenOffice, once ODF emerges you won't care about Microsoft Office anyway. But if you're a business then the "No one ever got fired for buying IBM." principle kicks in - and sheeple buy what everyone else is using which at the moment is Microsoft Office. Don't get me wrong, Microsoft Office is really nice and all but once Open Document Format get's added then there is no problem of lock-in anymore - you'll buy your last version of Word to export your information into ODF and never look back.

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    1. Re:Subscriptions? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
      I think that WGA and now OGA are the first step down the slippery slope towards subscription based software.
      I agree.
      Valve's Steam already requires activation of products over the Internet and automatically updates the software as well and it has been very successful in frustrating copyright infringers.
      Don't they just use cracked copies and use something like Gamespy for finding servers to play on?

      Now steam, it's frustrating for legitimate customers. For many months, people couldn't play single player games offline. Valve didn't care enough todo anything about for months and months. Then the friends list broke, at first it would randomly start forgetting all your friends, then it would entirely not work for everything for months and months (I'm pretty sure this issue went over a year).

      Theres also the lovely feature of Steam, where you can click, play. Suddenly a stupid dialog pops up, and tells it's estimating it will take 17 minutes or so to start... No, you can't bypass it at that particular time. Only got a 30 minute break? Too bad.

      Not to mention when Steam is down. That's it, the end, nobody can play online anymore.

      The only true benefit to Steam, is that you can play on 'VAC' servers, which shouldn't even be needed in the first place. The fact that people can wall-hack is a design flaw in the game like CSS. Other FPSs actually implemented client-side handling of physics and so on, while the server verified what the user was doing was actually possible. Did it work? Yes. There was no cheating of this sort at all. Since it's a really well known implementation to solve the 'wall-hack' issues, impossible aim bot movements, it leads one to believe that the engine was purposely broken a SECOND TIME to enforce the idea of VAC, which is only available to people who have a Steam account with HL2 and good VAC standing.

      Subscription-service based software isn't really any good because you're forced into lock-ins to use it suddenly by flawed designs, companies don't seem to care enough to-do much about fixing problems urgently.. After all, you're still on the service. They just need to provide, 'just enough' to keep you on.
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  18. Genuine Advantage at the per-document level? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been using OO on my home computers for a year. Removed MS Office ( a free NFR O2K license) from them and never looked back. There's never been an issue with using Excel documents in Office 2003 on my work PC, then using those same docs in OO when working at home. In fact, OO saves at least 9K per .XLS file. It amazes me how much extra formatting code goes into each and every .XLS file when saved from MS Office.

    The day isn't too far away when MS will force Genuine Advantage the the per-document level. They want to control every aspect of my computer that I own. And that everyone else owns.

    Too bad Microsoft! Open Source alternatives have made the transition to non-Microsoft programs a no-brainer, and are high quality products to boot! Microsoft loses, I win. I control my computer, not Microsoft's marketing arm.

  19. I shall call you - Mini-DRM by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come closer, little Microsoft Genuine Advantage. Don't worry, I won't hurt you.

    You're just so cute!

    I think I will call you, Mini-DRM, because you're unwanted, intrusive, and I keep tripping over you while trying to use my legitimately purchased WinVista PCs!

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  20. Legitimate Office Suite - openoffice.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want a legitimate and genuine office suite, without the handcuffs.

    http://openoffice.org/
    -or-
    http://abisource.org/

  21. Windows "advantage" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After knowing how much contempt users had regarding the first incarnation of this beast, I wonder how MS can think pushing it down our throats a second time will change the response. Maybe instead of actively trying to play nanny they could come up with another way to make sure their products are not "stolen".

    IMHO office is the only product MS has put out that I would actually consider paying for, because it actually works fairly well. Having said that, alternatives like OpenOffice are "good enough" in terms of interoperability of files/formats that currently the need to pay for MS Office in a non-corporate environment (read small business/home user)is pretty much non-existent. AND you don't have to put up with bullshit every time you try and update the damned program.

  22. This article and thread are so redundant... by shoolz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...that I feel I can waste slashdot's time rating the superhunks.

  23. Up next... by DaveM753 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coming soon:

    PC World is reporting that Microsoft's Notepad Genuine Advantage (NGA) program will require mandatory validation of Notepad.exe starting [insert happy date here]"

  24. I want software piracy to stop, altogether, NOW! by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And the reason is that 90% of the current "pirates" would *not purchase what they're using but switch to a free (as in good) alternative.

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  25. Who needs Open Office when you've got piracy? by Channard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I work at a fairly large chain that sells, amongst other things, computers. None of these PCs come with Word or Office, rather they come with Works. I explain that Works may do what they want. I explain how much Office is, and sometimes I mention you can get Open Office for free, since I don't realistically think many people are going to lay out the cash in store for the software. Know what they say typically? 'I know someone who's got office, I can get them to copy it for free.' I used to mention product validation but now I just don't bother. It's just they know Word and Office and that's what they want, by hook or by crook.

    1. Re:Who needs Open Office when you've got piracy? by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      It's just they know Word and Office and that's what they want, by hook or by crook.

      It used to be the case that knowing Word / Excel / Powerpoint / etc. was something that could help get you in the door for some of the better paying entry level jobs or temp work. I expect that is still the case. Skill with the MS Office products is a bread and butter skill in a lot of jobs. I doubt that there is much call for Works or Open Office in the job market regardless of their utility and price / performance.

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  26. In other news by postmortem · · Score: 1

    Microsoft announced Microsoft Mouse Genuine Advantage (MMGA), as a mandatory update that benefits users of genuine Microsoft mice. If mouse is found to be non-genuine, MMGA will replace X and Y coordinates in mouse driver, and subtly notify user.

  27. Bravo! by jcr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The more the Evil Empire irritates its users, the more opportunity arises for other vendors.

    Remember when using MS office was the path of least resistance?

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    1. Re:Bravo! by mgblst · · Score: 1

      The more microsoft closes its grip, the more users slip through its fingers.

  28. Re:I want software piracy to stop, altogether, NOW by misleb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Indeed. It is like software companies don't understand that a little piracy supports their dominance. Just like giving away software to schools actually helps "indoctrinate" new users.

    -matthew

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  29. when are they guna learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    constantly hassling your customers to prove that theyre your customers is BAD BUSINESS!!

  30. Time for refund by besenslon · · Score: 2, Informative

    As usual on /.: Does it run on linux?

    Jokes aside - but MS Office is a separate product. I may buy it and run it under wine. If OGA stops updates for wine users, MS may face some other (legal) problems.

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    1. Re:Time for refund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, does Microsoft give any guarantee that their programs should run on wine?

    2. Re:Time for refund by debest · · Score: 1
      MS Office is a separate product. I may buy it and run it under wine. If OGA stops updates for wine users, MS may face some other (legal) problems.

      Is providing security updates and bug fixes an implicit right granted to you as the purchaser of MS Office? I doubt it. When you plunk down your money, you get the binary that exists at the moment you purchased it.

      MS provides updates at no cost, and as far as I can tell they don't have to do diddly squat about providing a method for you to apply updates in any manner they don't see fit. I don't see how they would get into any troubles if you couldn't get OGA to work under WINE. It really isn't their problem.

      Don't get me wrong: I'm a Linux user too. I just don't care that much about how well MS Office runs under Linux. The sooner the world weans itself off Office, the better!
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    3. Re:Time for refund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No legal problems at all, the system requirements specify a Windows operating system. By running it under WINE you wouldn't be meeting them and therefore would have no legitimate reason for complaint.

    4. Re:Time for refund by juergen · · Score: 1

      Is providing security updates and bug fixes an implicit right granted to you as the purchaser of MS Office? I doubt it. When you plunk down your money, you get the binary that exists at the moment you purchased it.


      In my country, consumer protection laws should ensure that any vendor has to provide fixes or rebates for flawed products. Especially with software, whose correctness is virtually unverifyable by the buyer (and reverse engineering maybe even forbidden), there is no caveat emptor. Damages caused by flaws are even sueable for, be it broken brakes in your car, or buggy financial software.

      Now I know of no case where a consumer actually stood up to a major corporation for standard software, but this does not mean we do not have the moral and legal right to it. IANAL etc.

      Jürgen
    5. Re:Time for refund by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      On the flip side, Microsoft could simply say it doesn't work because you're using it on an Operating System it doesn't run on.

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    6. Re:Time for refund by juergen · · Score: 1

      Who said I'd run it under wine? I was just contesting the one sentence I quoted, about software vendors not beeing obligated to fix their products if flawed or dangerous. I neither implied to share nor oppose the parent's view on wine.

      Even if I did run MS office under wine, a judge would have to decide if that automatically nullifies my consumer protection rights to fixes. I doubt it. Luckily I do not have to worry about going down that route, because I do not use MS Office at all. And I can see why noone else does it, it's just not worth the time and risk for a piece of crappy software.

      I am slowly but successfully migrating friends to alternate free applications like OO, firefox, gimp, etc., and denying to support anything else. In my experience, a lot of people are willing to switch over, with positive feedback afterwards.

      Jürgen

  31. Home vs. Office by colinbg · · Score: 2, Informative

    I use M$ office at the office and at home, however, I will not pay the inflated prices for the suite at home, this just will give me the incentive to use open office at home, which when I get used to it, will make it easy to switch over to at the office. M$ is just shooting themselves in the foot here. I cannot be the only one who will do this now. Thier software is not worth that pricetag.

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    1. Re:Home vs. Office by Gonarat · · Score: 1

      I have already quit using MS Office at home -- I had a copy of Office 2000 on my desktop computer, but didn't bother to reinstall it after I replaced the hard drive and re-installed XP. Open Office went on it instead. We have 4 computers at home (my desktop, my laptop, my Daughter's desktop, and her laptop), and buying MS Office for all of these machines would be insanely expensive, so instead of pirating MS Office, I installed Open Office on all four machines. The price is right, and I have no worries about pirated software.


      Open Office works great for everything we do. My Daughter writes her papers for school with it, I keep spreadsheets for bills and other stuff using it, and it all works without a hitch. If I do need to use MS Office for something, my work computer has it installed.


      I can see MS Office losing market share if it continues with the Genuine Advantage crap. MS products will still dominate (at least for the time being) in the work place, but I can see open source becoming popular in the home. Vista will most likely still be dominate because it will come standard with new PCs, but that could change down the line.

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    2. Re:Home vs. Office by Fez · · Score: 1

      Actually, they have "work at home" licenses (I'd have to dig up the source, plenty of hits on Google for that phrase) that allow a copy at home if a license is purchased for a work computer. It's in the fine print, but last I heard it was still there -- at least it was for Academic Volume Licensing. I had thought a similar clause was in the retail edition but I could be wrong about that.

    3. Re:Home vs. Office by rduke15 · · Score: 1

      It does not apply to OEM versions.

  32. Off Topic: cats... by maynard · · Score: 1

    What do you do when your cat likes to play with water?

    Duh. Post it on teh intertubes. *cough!*

  33. Google Docs et. al. by bgfay · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know that online office apps are nowhere near as functional as Office/OpenOffice/WordPerfect, but that doesn't matter much to me. I'm a teacher and just today switched all of my students to Google Docs (we all have Gmail accounts because the school system doesn't need to pay for the same service). We were using OpenOffice (because it's free and students could legally install it from the discs I provided), but Google Docs is easier, cheaper for us, and does what we need it to do.

    Are there features missing? You bet there are. But with Firefox 2.0 we now have real-time spellchecking, and I imagine that the features are going to grow as we go. For now, it does nearly everything that we need to do and if we don't, we can just shift to OpenOffice for that task and then move back to Google Docs for the rest of it.

    What I'm saying is that, for us, in our school, MS Office is unnecessary. We can't be the only ones.

    Doesn't that signal a problem for a company that makes tremendous amounts of money on the product?

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    1. Re:Google Docs et. al. by arthurh3535 · · Score: 1

      It also works in 1.5.x whatever!

      But this really is a good point, that a web based "free" product with far better online collaboration and free online storage just punked any need I had for MS Office or Open Office.

      Can't wait for more features! :)

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    2. Re:Google Docs et. al. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at a county office of education and, while I love what you have been able to do and I think it makes sense, I am wondering how you got administrators to buy off on it? I and others in my department would love to see open office, Linux, etc... used more in our schools but, with the educational pricing MS offers, we face an uphill battle to get that dream any further than our own desktops and a few hidden servers.
      I think that schools should have to justify every dollar that does not go toward teaching kids...why spend any money on Office or whatever, when we could buy a new book or get a new microscope or what ever the school needs...but that is just me and my soap box...by the way, while I am on my crazy train / soap box, I also think that unless there is a good reason not to, all government buildings over a certain size should have solar panels on the roof to help offset their energy use...
      There are too many advantages to Free and open source software for me to list; but, until I can show a very good, tangible reason for us to switch (and to pay the costs associated with switching) nothing is going to happen. With Office only costing us a few 10's of dollars per machine anyway (I do not know the actual amount we pay but I believe it is well under $100 per license for Office), it is hard to even justify the time looking into it (especially since I am at a low level in the chain of command).
      If you add up the cost for all of the committee meetings, research, switching labor and user training
      Then add the "your but is on the line for this crazy idea / the status quo works fine..." charge that middle management will tack on
      it had better beat $75 or so / desktop / year ... and if you can get it to do that, please let me know so that I can start pitching the idea harder.

      Thanks for your thoughts.
      PS sorry for the AC post but I (and my wife and kids) like having good insurance and I am still inside my 1 yr probationary prd...in other words, no sense stirring the stuff when AC is a close as a ck box away!

  34. Obligatory Ben Franklin Quote: by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 2, Funny

    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

    Or maybe MS likes pissing of it's customers...nah that can't be it!

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  35. Aimed at casual pirates by dedazo · · Score: 1
    Like WGA, this is aimed at Joe Windows or Small Company, who think it's OK to copy the Office disks and install them at home. Like WGA, it will be easily defeated, so it's not intended to eliminate piracy. It's just a hassle that will curtail casual low-scale piracy.

    Since Microsoft's Office revenue overwhelmingly comes from big business site license and volume contracts that won't be affected by OGA (and weren't by WGA either), Joe Windows and Small Company will put up with it because they don't have the pull Super Corporation has with Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Aimed at casual pirates by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      this is step 2 in a very short list to impliment a very nasty lockout

      1 WGA (preinstalled on Vista btw)
      2 OGA
      3 MS(partners)GA
      4 forced updates both update programs will stop asking
      5 SP? of Vista wil enable tranparent encryption or other DRM for ALL DOCUMENTS
      6 if it is found that for any reason at all your business is blokcing MS from thier business you will find your computer in lockdown mode (kiss your data godbye unless DRM Jon has a crack)

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  36. microsoft update = windows update + office update by Saikik · · Score: 1

    I caught 'Microsoft Update' a while back in one of their feature roll outs. IE loads the page 'http://update.microsoft.com/microsoftupdate/v6/de fault.aspx?ln=en-us', when I click the super special Microsoft Update icon. Which by the way is different from the windows update icon. *aside* I'd like to thank Firefox 2.0 for allowing me to post here without spelling mistakes. Thanks to FF I can now speak learnedly.

  37. I just don't see what the big deal is here. by mmell · · Score: 1
    Of course, I run Linux and use OpenOffice, but as an IT professional I have had to work with and support Microsoft products in the past. This is IMHO no more onerous than security cameras in retail establishments. Would any here assert that this constitutes shopkeepers treating their customers like criminals, because they're all being observed? No, most people would agree that the cameras, while recording the actions of all who step in front of them are there for the express purpose of catching criminals.

    Granted, if Microsoft had engineered their software and their business model differently, draconian measures such as WGA and OGA might not be necessary, but that's not how it is. While some problems may arise (suspension of valid site licenses which have been hacked, for example), the fact is that I know of no businesses and very few individual users who view WGA/OGA as anything more than a mild inconvenience, at worst.

    Now, why anybody would choose (for example) MS Office over OpenOffice is beyond me - in any dollars for functionality comparison I can think of, OpenOffice is a guaranteed winner; and rare indeed is the office that needs functionalities which OpenOffice doesn't provide as well as MS Office.

    1. Re:I just don't see what the big deal is here. by vp0ng · · Score: 1

      One of the main reasons I can see why people choose MS Office is Outlook. There just isn't another program out there like Outlook for a company network, that is as sophisticated, or that handles everything Outlook can. I think the day an equivalent application is created and successfully marketed, we will see a lot of businesses switching. For the home user however, Open Office is a great alternative.

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    2. Re:I just don't see what the big deal is here. by SonnyJimATC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would be like a security camera, if that camera wouldn't let you out the door of the shop until it certified that you were a valid shopper. Or something. Apples? Oranges?

    3. Re:I just don't see what the big deal is here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... you've never had a security type at the door to check your receipt before you could leave?

    4. Re:I just don't see what the big deal is here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you've never had a security type at the door to check your receipt before you could leave?

      And guess, what stores I visit least frequently, as a last resort to buy something that I need?..

    5. Re:I just don't see what the big deal is here. by cjsm · · Score: 1

      This is IMHO no more onerous than security cameras in retail establishments.
      No, this is more like a retail establishment having a camera in your home spying on you as you open your bags, to see if you have anything in it that you haven't paid for. Microsoft is in your computer, in your home, spying on your computer. I don't like it. If you do, well, welcome to 1984.

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  38. this is just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. a beta test of the technologies Microsoft will use to enforce mandatory "subscriptions" to use Windows and Office.. something I'm sure they're chompin' at the bit to start. Not with Vista or Office this go around, but look out for the next versions of Windows, Office and Windows Server products; around 2009 or so when the market gets saturated with the upcoming versions and they look for "new" and "exciting" new revenue streams.

    OEM sales are spurred by hardware sales, but people hang on to their systems for far longer than Microsoft wants; and businesses prefer "stable" and "Long shelf life" compared to "bleeding edge" (well, for Microsoft anyway) and "beta" / "buggy". What better way to combat that loss of "revenue" than by charging those schmucks every year to use Windows & Office.

    Remember, they've already been selling Office on a subscription basis in certain markets.. it's just a matter of time before they do the same for everything else, and everywhere else.

  39. Oh Please, God by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Let 2/3rds of the Office users on the planet be using pirated versions of office. If MS Office market share disappears overnight after they start mandating this, I'll never ask for anything ever again! And I mean it this time!

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  40. Who cares by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    No, seriously. At this point who really cares if Microsoft makes it even harder to legally use their products. The pirates wil just get around the problem the next day. Its us people that are trying to support a company that suffer. Pissed off customers will look elsewhere for their IT solutions.

    I stopped using their garbage at home long long ago, and NEVER recommend their products. Even when it means an extra hoop for the customer to jump thru, its still a better deal in the long run to 'just say no' to the empire and their ludicrous actions of late..

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  41. Reversed It? by canfirman · · Score: 1
    Users absolutely hated the first iteration of the Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) program, and their protests pressured the company into revising it about a year after it launched in July 2005.

    Reversed it? I just recently had to download it to even get to the update screen. WTF? It's not reversed, it's still there.

    So, this leaves two questions:

    1. How can you get the updates without having to download WGA?

    2. Anybody know how I can get rid of it?

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    1. Re:Reversed It? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      0. Revised, not reversed.
      1. AutoPatcher

  42. Genuine DisAdvantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isnt the Genuine Advantage fast turning out to be a Genuine DisAdvantage already?

  43. Here we go again by Bassman59 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Clearly all of you whiney-ass titty-babies don't use your computers to do Real Work. All electronic-design automation (EDA) software uses FlexLM. Lots of high-end audio- and video-editing software uses an iLok key or similar. Yeah, it's all a big pain in the ass (I used to regularly fight with lmgrd) , but when the software costs tens of thousands of dollars per seat, there's a great incentive for vendors to lock it down.

    Face it, software activation is here, and here to stay. Get used to it. For the legit user, it's not a problem.

    One real issue that vendors need to address is 24/7 availability of support staff so that legit users can get new license keys if a machine dies after hours or on the weekend.

    -a

    PS: Having said all of that, vendors who charge a fee to move a license from one machine to another need to get their attitudes adjusted.

    1. Re:Here we go again by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1
      Face it, software activation is here, and here to stay. Get used to it. For the legit user, it's not a problem.

      I face it, but I don't want it here to stay. I don't want to get used to it.

      Instead, I have been migrating everything I do, even Real Work, to less annoying systems and software.

      I am the customer. I am the consumer. Face it, I am here to stay. I don't like dealing with licensing annoyances. For a legit vendor, this is not a problem.

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    2. Re:Here we go again by Bassman59 · · Score: 0
      Instead, I have been migrating everything I do, even Real Work, to less annoying systems and software.

      What Real Work do you do?

    3. Re:Here we go again by Xemu · · Score: 1

      when the software costs tens of thousands of dollars per seat, there's a great incentive for vendors to lock it down.

      Yes, the massive pirating by the 15 year old piratebay crews would surely hurt their revenues.

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    4. Re:Here we go again by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I might believe you if you didn't contradict yourself:

      For the legit user, it's not a problem.

      One real issue that vendors need to address is 24/7 availability of support staff so that legit users can get new license keys if a machine dies after hours or on the weekend.

      The second sentence means that activation is a problem for legitimate users.

      You are also making assumptions that are not necessarily valid, e.g. that all machines have internet access.

      You are also looking at this in the context of single-purpose workstations. It is one thing to get a new key for one program, but what if you have to get twenty or thirty new keys? I don't know what your Real Work is, but my Real Work does not involve spending all day on the phone with software vendors.

      You are also ignoring the issue of what happens if the company ceases to exist or stops supporting its software. Then it becomes a problem for legitimate users.

    5. Re:Here we go again by westlake · · Score: 1
      Face it, software activation is here, and here to stay. Get used to it. For the legit user, it's not a problem.

      The Geek: Wah! Activation!
      The User: Click Yes to Install. Click. Click Yes to Activate. Click. Done.

    6. Re:Here we go again by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Well, I didn't like writing that last letter to Aunt Flo.

      Since I didn't like it, it must be work!

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    7. Re:Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly all of you whiney-ass titty-babies don't use your computers to do Real Work.
      Face it, software activation is here, and here to stay. Get used to it. For the legit user, it's not a problem.

      No, clearly YOU don't have to support any were NEAR as many computers as some of the REST OF US! If you work in an A/V production house you most likely have a handful of very high end workstations, maybe even a few dozen. So dealing with activation, or keylock dongles, is not as big of a deal or as time consuming for you. Some of us have HUNDREDS to THOUSANDS of computers we are responsible for. When activation is poorly designed and has way too high of a false positive failure rate, like WGA (and I am assuming OGA will follow suite), it creates a LOT of EXTRA WORK for those of us dealing with large numbers of systems. This extra work creates extra expense and downtime for the end users.

      Legit users shouldn't have to be forced to jump through these BS hoops. It IS a problem for legit users when they are denied access to their computers and/or data because their totaly legit license is being denied by some bug in product activation!

      You may be trumpeting in the dawn of mass software activation, I for one despise this trend...

      And I DO REAL WORK thank you very much!

    8. Re:Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Face it, software activation is here, and here to stay. Get used to it. For the legit user, it's not a problem."

      Sure, I've used FlexLM too. One software package I use costs about $50k, it has both a hardware dongle and a per-machine license key that expires every 6 months. Although you are quite right that vendors are simply trying to protect their very valuable product in the face of a huge financial incentive for people to use it in unauthorized ways, it *is* a pain in the ass. For specialized, high-end software, I'll put up with it, grudgingly, and I've never had a false positive or other quirk in the system. It just works.

      For Office? Firstly, it's not worth $50k per seat. Secondly, I'd rather use OpenOffice instead of putting up with this nonsense. MS is asking joe user who probably got MS Office pre-installed on his new computer to take it. That's asking too much. It's not worth the hassle, especially because joe user can't be expected to solve technical license manager issues when it goes bad, even with 24/7 telephone support (and everybody probably knows what it's like waiting for ages in a phone queue).

      The cure for this problem is not to adopt the solutions used for high-end, expensive software because this isn't high-end, expensive software. They're adding a high-end license solution, with all its warts and impositions on users, to a mass market product. It's like adding a super-expensive alarm system and an intricate and tempermental lock system to a Yugo.

    9. Re:Here we go again by TimothyJones · · Score: 1

      The Pirate: Click. Done.

  44. Wake-up call! MS is between you & your data by toby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could anything more plainly prove that if you want access to your OWN data, you'd better not use any proprietary tool to create/store it -- especially not Microsoft.

    First they'll lock you out of the O/S; then they'll lock you out of the tools.

    "Nice lot of data you have there. Be a shame if anything happened to it..."

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  45. Control or Chaos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The more 'Control' applied to a system, the more and more Chaos it creates. The Answer is not to create more controls but less....

  46. Re:microsoft update = windows update + office upda by Threni · · Score: 3, Funny

    > I'd like to thank Firefox 2.0 for allowing me to post here without spelling mistakes. Thanks to FF I can now speak learnedly.

    Well, at the very least with more deftly polished ignorance... ;)

  47. OpenOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OpenOffice doesn't need any damn validation or any crap like that. And unlike Microsoft Office, it actually supports the OpenDocument Format (ODF) which is the ISO standard.

    * http://www.openoffice.org/
    * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenOffice.org

    Might want to check the openformats site and tell your noob friends about it.
    * http://www.openformats.org/

  48. Would love to use OO & Linux...... by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    My wife is going to Wazzu (WSU). She uses, Word, Excel, PowerPoint... all the time. I ask her if she can use Linux and/or OO but she says they only support Windows & MS Office. I know OO has just about everything MS office has (PP?) but it's hard enough learning all there is to know about the MS products. Trying to learn all the little (and maybe big) differences with OO would be all the harder. I don't know how well continually switching between the 2 on a given project would work? I don't need to give her MORE to complain about :)

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    1. Re:Would love to use OO & Linux...... by l3v1 · · Score: 1

      but it's hard enough learning all there is to know about the MS products. Trying to learn all the little (and maybe big) differences with OO would be all the harder.

      Well, there clearly has been some motivation and some will and some ability to learn MS Office tools. People who complain about how hard it is to learn the use of some other software than they are used to, usually just pisses me off like hell. IT, PCs, OSes, software in general, is not a static field, everything changes continuously. Adapting to it is not something you can avoid in the long term. And knowing other tools is an asset not a hindrance. Learning and adapting takes time, true. But time that's worth it. And, if there's a will, than there's a way.
       

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  49. Strict validation could hurt MS monopoly by kronocide · · Score: 1

    MS owns the OS market because it owns the office applications market. It's the exchange of documents that forces corporations and institutions to standardize on MS Windows and MS Office, not the Windows operating system. MS's control of the office applications market depends on that everyone (that matters) uses MS Office. It's a vicious circle. That's why forcing people to pay up or switch may hurt MS, as it may actually create groups of users of alternative software suits large enough to give those solutions momentum and turn them into more valid choices for organizations. It might become so that compatibility with non-MS office software becomes an actual business demand, and then the MS monopoly is fried, as it must mean the end of their user lock-in strategy. MS may not make money from pirate copies of MS Office, but as long as everyone uses it, everyone has to use it, whether everyone pays for it or not.

  50. tough call. by CDPatten · · Score: 1

    Look at it from MS's perspective. They have millions of poeple stealing their software. Granated, its over priced and may not be worth it... but a high price tag doesn't warrant stealing. Should a company who's software is in this great of demand really rely on society to use the "honor system"... as in, I'll pay for each additonal install... no need to track it, "i'm honest."

    Then again, its just such an irritant to screw around with genuine advantage, but I'm just not sure what other realistic options they have? I do belive ANY software company has the right to protect their products from being stolen.

  51. Re:Effective for Most People by mpapet · · Score: 1

    Simple as that. They get to capture revenue in the millions from many users easily.

    Look at it like a noose. Right now, the noose is loose. 3-5 years, along with Vista's set-top-box OS, the noose will be much tighter.

    Now is a great time to switch.

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  52. Chicken and egg ? The problem is solved ! by franois-do · · Score: 1
    Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

    The egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs much before there ever was a single hen.

    Now, if you say "those were not hen eggs, I shall agree with you on that too, and therefore ask you what you call an hen egg ? An egg which is laid by a hen ? In that case, according to your definition, the hen came first, whatever where it came from (let us say a "protohen"). Or would you define it as a something that can give birth (after some infancy process) to a hen ? In that case, the converse will be true. The choice is yours :-)

    Okay, that does not help to solve the Microsoft problem, but as I am only using OpenOffice, I shall not mind a bit :-D

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  53. Small vs. large markets by Hap76 · · Score: 1

    You're just unfortunate that your work requires really expensive software in a niche market, so there's little incentive for a random hacker to fix it, and few people with appropriate skills of those who use the software to fix it. A majority of people use Windows and Office, and a lot of them will be inconvenienced - at least some of them have the abilities to fix the software, and others will be important enough to have their complaints listened to.

    When enough people have had the experience of not being able to do their work because of WGA/OGA activation errors, alternatives or hacks will appear. If enough businesses lose money because of lost work due either to activation errors or because someone figures out how to hose W/OGA and deactivate a million boxes at once, MS will have a problem. Note that in either of the last two cases, the presence of activation is a problem for legit users.

    When cracked software is more useful than software out of the box (assuming, as likely, that activation can be hacked), the incentive to pirate (or to create an alternative) goes up, not down.

    The unpopularity of activation, the large market (with the ability to come up with alternatives), and the likely presence of pirated software more useful than the originals means that either activation or MS will go away.

  54. has MS actually eaten their own dog food? by hxnwix · · Score: 1

    The favorite meme of Bill Gates: "software piracy gobbles up the majority of the industry's theoretical income!"

    But from Microsoft's behavior, you wouldn't have thought he believed it. In fact, MS seemed aware of piracy and how to take Advantage of it. Office has always been overpriced and massively pirated by consumers. However, the specter of grueling, embarrassing license audits kept businesses honest. So, while employees pirated and grew familiar with Office at home, their employers were wedged into buying it.

    Office Genuine Annoyance obliterates this dynamic; few have $799 to spend on intangible bloatware for their home PC. So, was Microsoft even aware that the piracy dynamic worked strongly to their advantage? Perhaps they were ignorant of it. Perhaps they were but eventually fell for their own line. Or perhaps they were aware of it but now see an alternative - knowing that consumers will not pony up for the full retail Office, do they hope to push everyone into paying ever higher monthly fees instead? IBM would have an easier time returning to a rental-only hardware sales model. After the cable bill, the phone bill, the electric bill, the mortgage and the car payment, who has $15 a month for Microsoft?

    So, you have $15 a month for Microsoft, eh? That's good, because the features you want are only available in the full retail version! Oh, snap. Better start saving.

    1. Re:has MS actually eaten their own dog food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sure a lot of others will echo this, but I worked at a company that actually relied on the privacy principal. They created software that was extremely expensive. The basically relied on pirates in one form or so that people could 'train' in it. The businesses were the actual market, and it was nice for the employee to have the skill and for the employer to be able to find people trained in it.

      I don't think this would have worked if the main market was home users, but they don't have the money anyway.

    2. Re:has MS actually eaten their own dog food? by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Alias|Wavefront, SI, Mathworks, Discreet, Kinetix or Avid, by any chance?

  55. Manual by Z34107 · · Score: 1

    The Office suite used to have a nice set of manuals. Back when 3.11 for Workgroups was hot, the office suite came with a 1-2" thick manuals for Microsoft Word, Excel, Money, etc.

    Problem is that they're expensive to print, nobody read them, and nobody missed them.

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  57. ooooohhhhh sshheeeettt!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I guess this means that the $2 copy of Office I bought in Russia won't be updating anymore.

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  59. Microsoft Is like McDonalds by Cr33pybusguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree with you. A friend of mine put it so succintly. MS is like McDonalds. They take some one else's idea and mass produce something that just slightly shittier than the original but most people haven't experienced the original so they don't know any better. McDonalds has the the McFlurry (DQ's blizzard), Their 1/4 pounders (BK's 1/4 Pounder's), Salads (Wendy's Salads) ect. MS has done the same with Tabs (Firefox, Netscape), Windows (Mac), plug and play (mac), Window's media player (Winamp anyone?), I'm sure you get the idea. Like McD's the quality sucks, it's not good for you, and for most people it's the first flavour they've had so they go with what they know.

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  60. Which versions? by Spooon69 · · Score: 1

    The article mentions: "...any Office Online templates downloaded from within the Office 2007 Microsoft Office System applications will require validation of legitimacy." So I assume this covers Office 2003 (since OGA starts October 27th and Office 2007 isn't even out yet). But does this OGA cover Office 97 and XP as well?

  61. OpenOffice to the rescue! by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    I'm in the process of converting our entire network to OpenOffice. Apart from a few administrators who need to run MS Office, everyone will be on OO by the end of next year.

    Have you used the newest version of OpenOffice lately? It is very nice. The suite has vastly improved in the last couple of years.

    As a bonus, the OO experience is exactly the same on the Mac. MS office operates differently on the PC than it does on the Mac. This from a company that tries to force developers into the same "windows user experience" model.

    As a long time Microsoft advocate and user, I just laugh...the more MS clamps down on the average user, the further MS pushes them away. The alternatives are getting quite compelling.

    -ted

    1. Re:OpenOffice to the rescue! by Roadstar · · Score: 1

      As a bonus, the OO experience is exactly the same on the Mac. MS office operates differently on the PC than it does on the Mac. This from a company that tries to force developers into the same "windows user experience" model.

      I find it rather strange that you call the OOo experience being exactly the same on PC and Mac a bonus, as at least I can't stand software that doesn't adhere to platform conventions and guidelines at all. Although I use OOo on Linux and Windows on a PC, on Mac I use MS Office and NeoOffice (basically what the official OOo on Mac should be), as I can't stand the X11-based OOo for Mac. Having to launch the X11 environment in order to use OOo I could stand, but not the fact that it behaves completely differently than other apps regarding keyboard shortcuts (using ctrl instead of cmd). I can easily switch between systems so that when I sit in front of a Mac, I automatically use Mac keyboard shortcuts, and similarly PC keyboard shortcuts when I'm in front of a PC, but having to switch between keyboard shortcut paradigms between applications on the same platform is intolerable and highly unusable. So until they get OOo for Mac to behave like a native Mac application, I will be sticking to MS Office and NeoOffice on the Mac.
  62. OGA(WD) by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    Why don't they just finish the exclamation off: OGAWD!!!

  63. corporate by suezz · · Score: 1

    microsoft wants all of you users that bring the cd from work and install it on your computer to pay up -

    sure we will throw works to the home user along with the teacher and student edition but corporations get screwed and pay the full price.

    corporations are brain dead and just accept it the cost of doing business it doesn't have anything to do with the best bang for the buck -

    open office is better that microsoft office and I highly recommend home users to install it and then demand it at your office.

    I can't believe the price the corporations pay for microsoft crap software when there is a better free alternative.

    plus open office will save you documents in an ISO industry standard format that will guarantee YOU will have access to YOUR documents for as long as you want.

    microsoft office can't promise you that.

  64. I'd have a legit copy of office 2007 if... by Xanius · · Score: 1

    M$ had a cdkey retention assocaited with my email address. I got the beta before they made it pay $1.50 to get it and had a crash and I'm not going to pay them so I can test a product that I should already have a legit key for..

    1. Re:I'd have a legit copy of office 2007 if... by yanowhiz · · Score: 1

      Hence why BitTorrent was created, young one. :)

  65. Aha! I'm onto their game! by FFFish · · Score: 1

    The crafty buggers, they're betting against their own stock (puts? calls? shorting? something like that!) and manipulating the company into outright collapse! First they've made a bajillion bucks on the stock going up, now they'll make another bajillion as the stock drops!

    Ya just can't beat a billionaire.

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  66. Re:text documents in doc format by Trevin · · Score: 1

    Just this morning I received an email from a coworker which, after detailing the problem at hand, stated "see the attached document". Guess what was in the attached Word document?

    The entire text of the email. Verbatim.

    I kid you not.

  67. I still have a genuine microsoft mouse from 1982 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, I still have the little bugger. Microsoft sold it in 1982 complete with a large manual
    and a configuration disk. All packaged in the requisite at the time Green slide in case. That
    was when micro$ was actually in the business of helping its customers. It provided large books
    of programming information, more than you could want at one time. Microsoft did not care at that
    time about 'intellectual property'. It was in a fight for its life from its late great business
    partner, IBM, who was going to 'take over the world' with the PS/2. The same things that micro$
    accused IBM of doing: marrying the software to the hardware (microsoft policy todat is to place
    DRM in all computer BIOSes); creating restrictive dealer support and licensing schemes (microsoft
    policy today is to corrupt the political process to make illegal selling motherboards without
    requiring the users/dealers to buy micro$'s windows); and other policies are what micro$ is itself
    doing today. Gone are the days when microsoft championed the people's right to program their own
    computers. Gone are the days when microsoft utilized IBM's lapse in 'copyright'ing its motherboard
    on its PC to create an army of clones that buried IBM's bid for computer world domination. Microsoft
    partnered with nine other manufacturers, including Compaq to fight IBM. Now micro$ wants to legally
    prohibit users from programming their own machines by pressuring store chains to stop selling programming
    books, by cajoling and bribing school administrators to teach only microsoft 'offeces' products (mis-spelling
    intended), and by removing all aids to programming from its operating environment. Maybe micro$ will live
    to regret this as a whole generation of American and Brit kids grow up knowing only how to be clerks in
    microsoft dominated shops, and NOBODY knows bow to program.... Except Russians, Chinese, North Koreans,
    Cubans, Viet-Namese, Thais, Hindu Indians, Islamic hiding their programming books from their Mullahs, Brazilians
    Venezuelans..... The software of tomorrow is open source software on the Debian model, and it is being
    written by people like the impoverished but ambitious customers of telecentros in favelas and little towns
    all over Brazil. That microsoft mouse from 1982 with the metal ball and the good documentation...it still
    works. Microsoft never made a stink over IP in that. Ten years later I bought a couple of joysticks from
    microsoft. Three axis joysticks with a throttle. They were plastic. The most durable part of it was a
    laminated piece of ludicrosity called a 'End User License Card'. Like I was supposed to use it for something.
    They thought so! They told me to 'keep it in a safe place'! They did'nt give a crap about the joystick. It stopped working within days after the 'limited warrantee' expired. It would be trivial to program its software
    to cause a hardware malfunction in its own equipment after a certain date. After all, the software knew the
    date in the machine when it was installed, so just waited until death day...and struck. All calls to micro$ about this piece of crap came to nothing. Micro$ REALLY knows how to make of the telephone a useless modern
    artifact. Can you spell v-o-i-c-e-m-a-i-l jail? Or how about bad music on forever holding times while you
    pay for a nine hundred number. Yep. First they made quality. That made them rich. Now they make junk and
    take their customers to court. Then they will make it a law you have to buy their product like the car insurance companies do today, and you all know how nice the insurance industry is today. Just ask a Katrina
    victim. First they got screwed by the hurricane. Then they got raped by the insurance companies. Their products are like the IBM big iron was in the late sixties. Doing good now, but the same forces that raised
    them up will bring them down.

  68. Why have your customers hate the product tbefore r by Tornado419 · · Score: 1
    Why have your customers hate the product tbefore redesigning it to meet their needs?

    WGA doesn't meet the needs of any customers, it only meets the needs of Microsoft.
  69. there's an Office update? by daveb · · Score: 1

    actually - yes I knew it existed but I don't go there. Never remember. but I religiously go to windowsupdate. NO person around here new it existed. So on several levels (and yes I know this is said elsewhere) WHO CARES???????????/

    if it becomes to much overhead then go to OpenOffice. What's the problem?

    (oh that spell check in FF is so cool)

  70. Very Simply: Microsoft Office Genuine Advantage by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Isn't.

    It's one of the most Orwellian concepts I've come across in the software industry. It's a genuine DISadvantage.

    Software Ownership doubleplusungood. Rectify: Microsoft ownership by minitrue goodthink: "Genuine Advantage".

    I hate MS when they pull this kind of crap. They need to go down.

    RS

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    1. Re:Very Simply: Microsoft Office Genuine Advantage by neminem · · Score: 1

      Hey, they didn't specify advantage for who... it is, after all, a Genuine Advantage for Microsoft.

  71. Just use Latex! by ysegalov · · Score: 0

    Easier, results look much more professional, most editors are free, ...

  72. OO and Office "System" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Office System from Microsoft is a VERY VERY capable system that you can build your applications and business upon, hence the name "system". It is part of a very good business "eco system". I do use Open Office 2.0 and wish to see the Ribbon concept adapted to it as it is a great usability concept. It brings the lower hidden and powerful functionality to the top.

    One thing that Microsoft has that is KILLER is Outlook. Outlook is king. I need sync with my mobile device and I need a good PIM. Outlook is that, there is no comparison to that product on Windows (and corss platform) yet that is freely available.

    When we get an outlook killer that is freely available I shall then reevaluate my dependancy on Outlook. I have tried for a few years with Thunderbird and I changed back. It has a long way to go and unfortunately it is not moving quick enough. I am aware of other outlook clones but they do not have the capability that I require. If I am to switch, you also have to 1) compete on price and 2) compete on functionality and customisability (at a user AND developer level).

    I do hope to dump my Windows mobile in favour of an Apple mobile (and ONLY if it has a sync ability with Outlook or my PIM of choice) but time will tell.

    I am seriously considering changing back from OO 2.0 to Office System 2007 again as OO2.0 while it is a great "application" it is not enough for my needs. We need less infighting and "reaction" and more pro action in the community.

  73. until.. by swordfishBob · · Score: 1

    .. it's renamed OGPITA

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  74. Microsoft Office Genuine Advantage by Tobbisblog · · Score: 1

    Keep on an older version of Microsoft Office ;-)

  75. Google will be Happy by kadnan · · Score: 1

    that they can promote their web office more easily.

    Am I supposed to hear a rant from Googleplex in next few weeks?

  76. OGA is useless by JYD · · Score: 1

    The main reason WGA "works" (ahem) is because users needed to use Windows update to patch bugs/security fixes/getting the new Service Packs.
    Problem with OGA is...does anyone bother to update their version of Office? All that has to be done is download a copy of Office, crack it with the included crack, use it, and don't upgrade (there's probably a few hidden steps in there like block Office traffic with firewall and don't use Outlook).

  77. Calc is still not useable with a numeric keypad by sgent · · Score: 1

    This has been in the hopper since pre 1.0. But Calc still hasn't implemented basic useability functions that were present in Visicalc and every spreadsheet since. Meaning that spreadsheet power users can't easily start formulas with the numeric keypad.

  78. Re: OS as criminal by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Not quite right. In this case, the "victim" is the OS — which has had plenty of time to come good with security — not the customer directly.

    The customer becomes the victim when the service people bill them for the time their defenceless machine chewed up getting fixed. And what else can the service-people do? Run a charity for MS OSes?

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  79. What versions of Office? by gilgongo · · Score: 1

    The article doesn't make it clear (at all) what version of Office is being talked about. It says:

    "After that date, any Office Online templates downloaded from within the Office 2007 Microsoft Office System applications will require validation of legitimacy."

    So, erm, just use a version lower than 2007, or what are we saying here?

    "Office Update will have to validate the legitimacy of their Office software before they can use the service"

    And how is that different - really - from Office Update asking you for valid installation media as it has always done?

    Sloppy article. And tech journos complain when they are wrongly described as lazy idiots?

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  80. Much more to windows use than ease of use by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Linux just won't do what windows will. Tons of popular apps just won't work on Linux. Lots of popular hardware also.

  81. OSx86 and I'm gone... by blankoboy · · Score: 1

    I'm telling you, the only thing keeping Windows on my PC is Jobs not releasing OSX for the PC. If OSX x86 ever became an official product that I could install on my own DIY PC MS could kiss my ass goodbye forever. I can't imagine I am the only one who feels this way....

    1. Re:OSx86 and I'm gone... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      So what's wrong with Linux. (Says me who is on an Ubuntu box only because his new MacBook has been delayed in the mail.)

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  82. OOGA? by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    OpenOffice.org's 'Genuwine Advantage' is that you don't actually have to be Microsoft's bitch to use a word processor...

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  83. The real question to me: killing crossover? by Trelane · · Score: 1

    Is Microsoft Office Genuine (dis)Advantage going to flag Wine/Crossover Office users as legit, or illegitimate? Will Codeweavers be sued into oblivion by Microsoft if they work around it? Inquiring minds want to know!

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  84. And corporate users... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

    I'm just curious how they are going to handle site licensed places like our network. We just buy license seats from a reseller. Our copies aren't individually licensed.

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