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Login Code of Conduct Found Not Binding

SurturZ writes "The Industrial Relations Commission of New South Wales, Australia, has ordered a company to reinstate an employee who downloaded porn onto a work laptop, even though it was in contravention of his workplace's code of conduct. From the article: the IRC said there was an 'air of automatically' about the annual signing off of employees on NCR's code of conduct, 'a degree of mechanical, unthinking routine in employees making a commitment to abide by the code.'" So, I think most of us can agree, porn at work == bad, but recognition that Click EULAs/other agreements are not binding is probably good. The question is — what replaces them?

276 comments

  1. Can we have some more sensible introductions to by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

    articles please

    1. Re:Can we have some more sensible introductions to by operagost · · Score: 1

      I was going to complain about the obvious error "air of automatically," but then I realized the actual quote, "air of automaticity," was just as stupid.

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  2. I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've violate TOS & EULAs like Michael Jackson at a daycare center.

    I'm not too worried about the click through TOS/EULA being used against me in a court of law. For you see, I was installing Warcraft and then the phone rang and I got up to answer it. Meanwhile my cat walked across the keyboard that was unattended and when I came back, the game was ready to play.

    What's that? You have multiple screens that prompt me everytime a new patch comes out? Well, I guess I should remind you that my keyboard is laced with catnip & I have many cats which are very active animals.

    Either way, I certainly never read or understood the TOS/EULA so how could I violate it?

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    1. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Solkre · · Score: 1

      If your cat plays your character is that unattended macroing?

    2. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, by "court of law" you mean "court of equity" since a possible contract violation isn't criminal.

    3. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by CDPatten · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure TOS/EULA was ever really binding. Couldn't someone just claim ignorance. "I didn't install it... It was on here when I got it." Prove that it wasn't.

      I think for it to be effective it would have to prompt the user every time the application was used, and then comes the question, is it legally binding without being notarized? Without witnesses? Could someone who is illiterate not use the software because they can't read the terms? How would they know? Does the software need to read terms to the user? What if your speakers were off?

      I think TOS/EULA are really just a deterrent.

      Kind of like the catholic church telling people they will go to hell if they use birth control. They need more Catholics to compete with the Muslims being the largest religion on the planet, and they need you to reproduce! Doesn't Microsoft use a similar approach to get more windows users ? "apple's are evil, just ask Adam and Eve"

    4. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Funny
      If your cat plays your character is that unattended macroing?
      Well, now that you mention it, my character did unexpectedly have his tier two helm when I returned from a night shift. When I got on vent to ask how it happened, my guild was calling me a "pussy" a lot more than usual.

      That would also explain the bags under Boots' eyes and his extreme irritability during the day.
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      My work here is dung.
    5. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Its easier than that. I did this in small claims..

      I bought a game, which didnt work at all. It was Unreal 2 (yeah, quit yer hissing). Damn thing failed on playing, and the patches did the same.

      Wal-mart refused to take it back, because it's "Software".

      I took Wal-mart to small claims for refusing to take back defective software. Total was 150$ (50 for game and the rest for fees and pain).

      After Terry Law (manager of this wal-mart) showed up, they said I was returning it so I would get a free game. I demonstrated with a laptop that it just didnt run. And I also showed the judge thepiratebay.com and said "if I wanted it free, I wouldnt have even went to wal-mart.".

      I gave the game back in the judges presence, and got a check in 150$

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    6. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by benjleroy · · Score: 1

      Though I agree that Click Through TOS/EULA's are awful, I'm brought back to my first day of law class which stated that ignorance of the Law is not a valid defense.

    7. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by maxume · · Score: 1

      The click through isn't intended to give them power over you, it is intended to prevent you from gaining power over them.

      They put the stuff about not using it for other purposes in it because they can, but the part they are worried about is the liability disclaimer, and 'I didn't read it' is going to be an awful difficult way to try to push responsibility onto the company that issued the license.

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    8. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the person is illiterate because they are deaf? Would the software companies then be guilty of discrimination? (well technically they'd already be guilty but adding the disability makes it a shoe-in in the courts)

      Oh, and if you ask Adam and Eve (.com) anything you'll be guilty of viewing porn at work.

      (just one vicious circle after another)

    9. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      I might be wrong on this, but isn't a pet owner responsible for everything his pet does? Or a father for everything his child does?

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    10. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm, it's not a law, it's a contract. Ignorance of a contract is a pretty damn good excuse, since a contract is supposed to be a "meeting of the minds." The bottom line here is that you don't need a license to run software. There is a specific exemption in the Copyright Act for copies "incidental to operation" of a computer program. In other words, the copying that I have to do to get software in memory *isn't copying* as far as the Copyright Act is concerned. Therefore I need no license. That's why they have to stick these EULA's over the opening to a CD case or a box: you don't need them. They have to find a way to make you "accept" them anyway, so they try to force you to feel like you must and have. If you truly had to agree to a EULA in order to legally use the software, believe me, they wouldn't spend one red cent on getting it in front of your face. They'd put it in miniscule print at the bottom of the box.

    11. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by quigonn · · Score: 1

      A license agreement is nat a law, it's more like a contract. And contracts may contain things that are against ordre public or are unconscionable.

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    12. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by k12linux · · Score: 1

      This wasn't talking about a click-through or sign-on Eula. It was talking about an agreement the employee had to review and sign as part of their terms of employement. They had to re-sign in anually.

      The guy "downloaded and stored" the images over the course of several years which means he had to have signed the agreement more than once. His argument seems to be that he was singled out and that others in higher positions have done the same thing and even given him some of the images he had saved. (Totally believeable actually.)

    13. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Niiiice. I've always hated that crap about not taking returns on software. As you rightly point out, there are easier ways to get free games than waiting for an hour in the checkout line at Wally World.

      My own anecdote --- I put the last copy of Fear Effect: Retro Helix on layaway at the local Mall-Wart. A month later I picked it up, took it home and noticed the tabs had broken off and scuffed up the discs something terrible. I took it back to electronics and they said I probably scuffed it up myself, and that they couldn't refund my money. I had them call a manager and explained that it was broken and I couldn't get a replacement since it was their last one. He yielded and refunded the money.

      This whole "let's treat our customers like criminals" really stinks.

    14. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "illiterate because they are deaf"

      ??? wtf are you smoking

    15. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Well I don't really know much about Australian law, but in the US some TOS/EULAs have been found valid. Yes, you could make an argument that you didn't see/hear the contract beforehand, but you'd probably have a hard time convincing a judge or jury of that. And honestly, do you really want to commit perjury over something like this?

    16. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Tremor+(APi) · · Score: 1

      Deaf people can read. Deaf = can't hear. The blind are usually the ones with reading problems, though they sneak around that issue with such trickery as braille and text-to-speech.

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    17. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by gravesb · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are wrong. A parent is not responsible for every act their child commits.

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    18. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Did you stop taking classes after the first day? A contract is not a law.

    19. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      I can attest to that. The cutest kitten in the world (i.e. mine! Every kitten is the cutest kitten in the world, just like every little girl is a princess, and if you don't agree then you have obviously never experienced the love of either), a ginger tabby DSH named Chico, has a propensity for helping me with my computer. However, his idea of helping me is to stand on the keyboard, pressing various keys, and sometimes to push my mouse away into the depths around my computer desk.

      Beside which, if I am ever up in court, I will simply bring Chico with me, hold him up in the dock, stroke him a bit and say "But look at the cute fluffy little kitten!" And be summarily acquitted, as the jury reach a unanimous verdict that nobody who likes cute fluffy little kittens could be guilty of anything .....

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    20. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      No. You are wrong on that.

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    21. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by miyako · · Score: 1

      I know it wasn't really the point of your post, but I've noticed lately a lot of games and movies Ive bought have had problems with the little tab things that keep the disk in place breaking and the disk getting scratched. I haven't generally had any trouble getting an exchange when this happens, but it is really quite annoying. I wonder if manufacturers are using a new sort of plastic or something- because I don't really remember that happening at all in the last 5-6 years except in the last 6 months or so when it's been a problem with nearly every game or move I've bought.

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    22. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Along with that, it's only about 30$ or so to file a small claim judgement.

      You really dont need a lawyer, or good law experience for that matter. All you really need is hard evidence and a witness if they apply.

      Having a decent judge also matters too. There's some real crap ones.

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    23. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by FreakTrap · · Score: 1

      Ahem...

      Miranda Rights...

      I believe the suppreme court has ruled in the past that ignorant individuals must protected to a degree...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miranda_warning

    24. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by nasch · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      They need more Catholics to compete with the Muslims being the largest religion on the planet,
      I believe Christianity has the most adherents.

      http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.ht ml
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_world_religions
      http://www.assiah.net/religion-and-groups/islam/is lam-the-second-largest-religion.htm

    25. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Thats odd. Ive never seen a retailer not take a return and give a new copy to the buyer, assuming that the media is bad. Some stores will even give you store credit if you claim that you bought the game but your computer doesnt meet the minimum requirements to run it, although you'll have to really tear into customer service to get this sometimes.

      Then again we are talking about Walmart...

    26. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) By reading this great and wise posting of intelligence (hereafter referred to as "this post") you agree to all the terms and definitions included.
      2) This post is law.
      3) All contracts are law.
      4) You must buy a large bag of M&Ms and send me all the green ones. But don't touch them with your hands!
      5) Attending two days of law classes or watching 20 Matlock re-runs, which ever comes first, makes me a lawyer.
      6) Having your cat walk over your keyboard does not nullify this post.

      Anonymous Coward, Esq.

    27. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL:

      Yes, ignorance is not a valid defense but what are the precedents with software TOS/ULAs in the US? It is common knowledge that only a very small fraction of people who A) install software and/or B) use software (not always the same person) have read a single TOS/ULA pop-up. While I must admit I am in that small fraction, I have only read a few out of the hundreds of software installs that I have performed. On the job software installs do not permit the time to read them either, though legally I am liable for both the software and the hardware it is on. I believe that there needs to be a change to the status quo to protect the consumers. I do not have any suggestions to fix the problem, but bringing the need to light is at least a start.

      Let's look at the GPL for example; how many people know what is says? I don't mean people who think they understand it because they like free software, I mean people who have both read and understood what the license means. The GPL is probably the most widely copied TOS/ULA in use, but outside of lawyers and a few select programmers who bothered to read it, it is just a concept. For those with law experience, how hard is it to stand on a concept in a court of law?

      Yes, I know that a contract is not law but they are generally accepted (AFAIK) as a lawful document stating terms and intent for all involved parties.

    28. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Well, the discs were physically OK, and my laptop is faster than "required" or whatever the minimum is.

      The game would crash the computer at a black screen, then show "Would you like to send a report to MS...."

      It was rather a quick judgment. The game didnt work, and they wouldnt refund. I had my paperwork, and I won.

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    29. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Good stuff. I have heard some people having quite a problem in small claims court. You should write up your experience, and why you think it went so well, could really help a lot of people out.

      More people should do this, and you can help this happen.

    30. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by ethicalBob · · Score: 1

      You are only repsonsible for your pet's actions until your kitty is 18 yrs of age, or joins the military.

      Although there is a disturbing number of young kittens and puppies being tried in court nowadays as adults...

      Good pet-ownership begins in the home, and if you properly monitor your pets, they will not spend time in your WoW account without your knowledge (but if you discover they found the Sword of a Thousand Truths while you are away, give them a treat)...

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    31. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is definitely interesting, but I don't think it has too much implication for the U.S. U.S. Courts have been fairly consistent in holding people to clickwrap or shrinkwrap licenses, as long as the terms are reasonable. Saying you did not read them or that your "cat jumped on the keyboard" to accept it will not get you out of them.

      Of course, just like any routine commercial contracts, the company is not likely to enforce it against you. But if it decide to, it will hold in a U.S. court.

    32. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by gregmac · · Score: 1

      ..and the only thing more fun than reading an EULA is listening to it read in a synthetic text-to-speech voice!

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    33. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by dwayneabailey · · Score: 0

      I beg to differ with the last statement. Many evil villains are quite often stroking said cute fluffy little kittens.

    34. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Now where is the "+1, Pwned!" mod?

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    35. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      Really, so courts don't enforce contracts, and impose penalties for breach where you live? They sure do around here. When you are done attacking the guy who actually went to law school, maybe you could take the opportunity to learn something.

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      The only thing more annoying than a Libertarian is an (un|mis)informed Libertarian
    36. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      It really isnt that hard. Yeah, if youre dealing with criminal law and gunk, hire a lawyer. But with small claims against another party, its not hard. All you gotta do is "show damage".n Thats it.

      My damage: I bought this game. The game says my machine should be able to run it. It doesnt.

      Evidence: Receipt, Game, computer for demo (use a laptop, DO NOT lug in a desktop).

      I told the judge that I tried installing the game, and it didnt play. I went online to update the game, and the updates crashed the computer. Wally World refuses to give me money back for a defective product.

      They refuted saying they offered a "different one". I told the judge it wasnt the discs that were defective. It was the game.

      The refuted saying I was just trying to steal the game. (yeah, they were grasping for straws). I pointed the judge towards www.thepiratebay.com and said I know about the stolen software sites. Im trying to be honest and pay money for a game that looks fun, instead of stealing.**

      I won the judgement, and I asked for damages. Damages differs per judge. Its damages + court fees + whatever the judge wants to tack on/off. If the judge asks how much extra, just say fees + my time. There's a LOT of leeway here. Just try not to be greedy.

      ** DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT go down the route of arguing its "copyright violation". To the judges that dont deal with copyrights and trademarks, its THEFT. Theft is easily understood, and easily argued against in this situation.

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    37. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by cshark · · Score: 1

      There was a case involving Netscape a few years ago where the court decided that a link to the contract was not good enough, and that in order for a click through Eula to be valid, it had to be displayed completely. There's another case pending that involves actually reading them that could have interesting ramifications through all of contract law though.

      Anyway,
      I think the difference could all come back to a click being recorded and used as a signature for the purposes of digital contracts (not to be confused with digital signatures, which is a different issue). We have a whole subsection of law supporting that in the US. It doesn't sound like the rules are as robust in Oz. Oh well. Still interesting reading.

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    38. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      How about instead I teach a wikipedia fanboy the correct way to cite it as a 'reference'.

      When linking to it, include the version of the page that you are linking to, so that you and whoever is reading your misguided posts can actually at least be talking about the same page with the same content, rather than you talking about one page, and your reader who reads it 10 hours later seeing a vastly different page that has different content than the one you are trying to reference.

      For example, THIS would be the correct way to reference a page from that dubious website so that you and a reader can talk about the same content.

      As to your other point, why do you assume I haven't gone to law school? Contracts and laws are very different things. I'd hoped even someone who hasn't gone to law school could figure that out. And I'd certainly think someone who went to it should know, and not post such an assanine post as the original grandparent.

      There. Did *you* learn something?

    39. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by greed · · Score: 1

      Those little plastic things (only in jewel cases) used to break like nobody's business when CDs were fairly new. Fortunately, it'd usually be just one or two, and there wasn't anywhere for the disc to go.

      DVD cases are too big for the DVD, so when it comes off the tabs (even if they aren't broken), it will almost certainly slide back and forth and gets scratched. When that happens, I make a copy and see what the read performance and error rate is like; it's amazing how mucked up a DVD can appear be and still read at 4x or 8x....

      (That's true for rental-by-mail discs, too, I've only had 1 or 2 out of 100 or 200 that couldn't play for being scratched.)

    40. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was not implying that all deaf persons could not read; I was only playing devil's advocate by presenting the possibility of someone having a double disability. In this case one disability could potentially exacerbate the other.

    41. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by spun · · Score: 1

      Miss the point much? Ignorance of the law is no excuse, that's what the GPP said, ignorance of the LAW. However, ignorance of a CONTRACT is always an excuse. If you didn't know that you broka a law, then you still broke a law, but if you didn't know you agreed to something, then you didn't agree to something.

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    42. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The GPL is not a Terms of Service document or a EULA. It is not a license to *use* anything. It is a license to *redistribute* the software that it covers. You don't have to agree to it, in fact "agreeing to the GPL" is not even a meaningful statement. But you do have to abide by it if you want to redistribute, because nothing besides the GPL could give you a right to do so. This is why it bugs the heck out of me when companies pop up the GPL as a click-through license. It's asinine and shows a complete lack of understanding of what it even is.

    43. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, ignorance of a contract is NOT an excuse. Just because you didn't read a contract you agreed to, don't expect to be let out of it.

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      Si vis pacem, para bellum
      The only thing more annoying than a Libertarian is an (un|mis)informed Libertarian
    44. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by ewl1217 · · Score: 1

      I think he may have been referring to just Catholics, not all Christians. I'm not really sure of all the numbers though, and I don't feel like looking them up.

    45. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      I linked (I did not cite a 'reference') to wikipedia because that's what the slashbots seem to like, not because I have any degree of respect for it in general. If I were going to cite a 'reference' on the definition of a legal term of art, I'd probably cite something like Black's Law Dictionary. I don't give a shit what the page on wikipedia says 10 hours later, I won't be thinking about the subject by then. Perhaps you're new to the Internet, but linking to a page is not the same as citing a 'reference', and ever since the dawn of the tubes, there's been the danger of content changing on you.

      Did I say you didn't go to law school, or did you infer it? I'd like to believe that if you did go to law school, they would have taught you some basic reading comprehension. Contracts are in fact a part of that body of law refered to as "Private Law". Since there's a larger body of private law than public law, it's just ignorant to say that contracts are not law. Just because you can't (necesarily) be jailed for violating a contract, doesn't mean you aren't legally bound to abide by it.

      There. Did *you* learn something?

      No. Care to try again?

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    46. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by sowth · · Score: 1

      IANAL and the article is slashdotted so I couldn't read it, but I think they could argue an EULA on bought software was a blank contract (you don't see it before you buy the product) or you were forced to agree under duress--it doesn't allow you to use the product you paid for unless you click the EULA which you were not shown before you bought it.

    47. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by miyako · · Score: 1

      I remember that happening occasionally with CDs, but the little thing to hold the CDs in seemed to have usally been made with a dozen or more small little tabs, so that even if one or two broke the disk would remain in place. Most DVDs and games I've bought lately seem to use 2 or 4 tabs, so that when one breaks, the entire contraption is useless. CD Jewel cases also had space between the back plastic thing and the part where the CD went in (do I win an award for the most ambiguous descriptions ever?) so there was some space for the little tabs to get stuck, but with DVD cases it's just one bit of plastic, so the tabs float around scratching up the disk.

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    48. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by spun · · Score: 1

      Ignorance OF a contract won't get you out of it, ignorance THAT you agreed to something certainly will. Otherwise anyone could claim that anyone else had agreed to give them all their money, and that would be valid. You need to prove that someone agreed to something, and it sounds as though in this case the company could not prove the employee agreed to something.

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    49. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by westlake · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure TOS/EULA was ever really binding. Couldn't someone just claim ignorance. "I didn't install it... It was on here when I got it." Prove that it wasn't.

      The simplest and most likely explanation is what persuades a jury in an american civil case. The closest fit -- not the perfect fit -- to the facts at hand is all the jury being asked to decide.

      Couldn't someone just claim ignorance. "I didn't install it... It was on here when I got it." Prove that it wasn't.

      The acknowledgement or acceptance of the TOS, the EULA, was made through your system. On the face of it, it's your account and your reponsibility.

      So you want to argue that Granny's orange tabby cat hit the return key while your back was turned? Fine. But it is not the plaintiff's job to prove that the unlikely event did not happen. It's your job to prove that it did happen.

    50. Re:I Scoff at the TOS/EULA by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Total was 150$ (50 for game and the rest for fees and pain)
      That is absolutely fucking hilarious to a non-American.
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  3. what replaces them by l3v1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    what replaces them

    common sense ? reason ?
     

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    1. Re:what replaces them by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1
      The question is -- what replaces them?

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    2. Re:what replaces them by diersing · · Score: 1

      Especially so in the legal system.

    3. Re:what replaces them by faloi · · Score: 1

      common sense ? reason ?

      Next you'll be advocating personal responsibility and consequences for your actions. Let the insanity stop now!

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    4. Re:what replaces them by Kennego · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny

    5. Re:what replaces them by springbox · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be better to have employees sign a contract regarding conduct similar to how some already sign NDAs.

    6. Re:what replaces them by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      Nothing replaces them, because 99.9% of the world doesn't care what some administrative court in Australia says. Over here, employers will still notify their employees of workplace policies in whatever manner they choose, and fire them when the policies are violated. But, we aren't nearly as socialist in our policies as the Aussies.

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    7. Re:what replaces them by brouski · · Score: 1

      If personal responsibility and consequences for your actions applied here, the guy would still be fired. :)

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  4. That office needs a masturbation room. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That firm could build a masturbation room somewhere in their office. It would be filled with the latest in pornographic magazines, and an ample supply of tissues. When an employee feels that he need to squirt one off, he merely goes into the room, sits down, whacks until ejaculation, and then gets back to work.

    I work with one guy who'd probably want a magazine devoted to piss fetishes if we had such a room at my place of work. We always hate helping him debug his code, since we suspect he intentionally pisses on his hands each day at work. Then there's always that slight possibility that he was masturbating in his cubicle. But we try to avoid thinking about that.

    1. Re:That office needs a masturbation room. by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      When an employee feels that he need to squirt one off...

      Aha! Proof that Steve Ballmer posts anonymously on Slashdot!

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    2. Re:That office needs a masturbation room. by Qacker · · Score: 1

      What part of debugging code involves touching his hands or even his keyboard? Don't you guys know what CVS is?

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  5. can't even get direct quotes right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The summary says 'air of automatically' which makes no sense. The original text said 'air of automaticity'. This is editing at its worst.

  6. Why would porn at work be that bad? by Sebastian+Jansson · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I can see why it would be bad to look at porn, rather than doing work, and in places where you might have customers walking by. But why would watching porn under a break be worse than reading Slashdot?

    1. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      Because you explicitely agreed not do watch it when you signed your contract, and possibly every time you've logged into the system.
      That enough for ya?

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    2. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      If a coworker sees it and is offended, it can be considered sexual harassment, creating a hostile working environment, or any number of other whiny things that HR doesn't want to deal with.

    3. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      Two -okay- three words: Sex Harassment Lawsuit.

      It could too easily be construed as proof of a "Hostile Environment" if a female employee walks in on some slob surfing pr0n.

      Personally, forget the click-through stuff... what about the piece of paper that the guy had to sign before he even got his logon? I mean, WTF - any sysadmin/IT dep't with working brain cells is going to have an AUP on paper which all new employees have to sign, right? That would make it a binding contract right off...

      /P

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    4. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by diersing · · Score: 1

      Although 'adult' content is usually specifically stated, such agreements usually paint using a very broad brush of saying something to the effect of 'computing resources are to be used for business purposes' which would apply to the /.. Of course its fairly rare that someone would get flaming offended seeing /. on your screen and its ultimately internal law suits they are trying to prevent.

    5. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      If a coworker sees it and is offended, it can be considered sexual harassment, creating a hostile working environment, or any number of other whiny things that HR doesn't want to deal with.

      This was on a laptop. Who says that the pr0n was being viewed during working hours or even in the office? The laptop should be re-imaged before being given to another employee anyway.

      -b.

    6. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      No not good enough for me.

      he question wasn't "why shouldn't I do it" the question was "why is it bad in the first place"

      This isn't a question of who has the right to put what restrictions on who...it was a question of why the restriction exists in the first place. I happen to wonder myself.

      It seems, like many things, a bad attempt to fix a problem. Yes, its a problem if people, even on break, are viewing porn in the office. There are indeed issues in the workplace with it (why there are issues is another problem... personally it wouldn't offend me, and I think that people who are offended generally can learn to get over it and their attitude is actually the problem but whatcha gonna do?)

      Anyway, they fixed the "problem" of complaints about peoeple viewing porn by oitlawing all porn on company machines. However... laptops? Much of the time I use my laptop is at home. Where is the harm in having downloaded some porn onto the laptop, and occasionally viewing it at home?

      This is the issue here, a laptop with porn on it. Its not like we are talking abotu a desktop here.

      The company may be right, but it sounds to me like they are petty and silly. It may be their right to be petty and silly, but that doesn't suddenly make it mature and reasoned.

      -Steve

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    7. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      In the US, swimsuit calendars on the inside of personal storage lockers have been grounds for sexual harassment suits. In light of that, someone walking behind you while you're 'porning' during break would certainly count also.
      Remember these rules aren't there to be prudish, they're there to save the companies ass when someone takes them to court.

    8. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I deserve to have an OFFICE, not a CUBE. I could then have the privacy I need to view whatever I want without worrying about what some passerby might see.

      Anonymous Coward

    9. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as a support tech who has had to clean this kind of crap off of other people's computers I think that everybody commenting in this child thread is missing a major point: the morality of viewing pornography is not the issue--the real issue is security.

      Pornography sites are the most notorious havens and distribution points for viruses, trojans, spyware (ESPECIALLY spyware), adware, and all other forms of malware. The reason large companies should and are interested in prohibiting pornography viewing at work is the same reason they issue keypasses for their elevators, door codes for secured areas, and usernames and logins for their computers--to keep their business secret from their competitors and others who would benefit from messing with their internal information. It's also the same reason why IM clients and other filesharing is banned in offices--it compromises security of their information.

      I personally feel that pornography is a serious problem with the internet and that it does more harm than good. Come to think of it, I can't think of any good that pornography does, unless some of them donate to children's charities or something, which would be REALLY ironic. But regardless of my personal feelings I can attest to the severe problems that can arise on a secured network from people accessing unsecured and known distribution points for security headaches. I'm not going to get into TOS/EULA click agreements--IMHO, when you sign your employment contract you agree to abide by the rules that the company has set forth, regardless of what specific reminders they give you and whether you physically sign them or not. You want to keep your job, play by the rules--if you don't play by the rules, accept the consequences.

      'Nuff said.

    10. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by rajafarian · · Score: 1

      In the late 1990's I worked for a national ISP who provided customers with trial versions of different parental control softwares. As part of our training we had to be familiar with the softwares, including how effective they were. Yes, folks, I had to go to various porn sites to see which were trapped and which were not. That was fun!

    11. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      But why would watching porn under a break be worse than reading Slashdot?


      Because the janitorial staff refuses to empty the trash cans in cubes where folks have been surfing porn.

      eeeeeeeeewwwwwh.

    12. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      the question was "why is it bad in the first place"...Yes, its a problem if people, even on break, are viewing porn in the office

      Wait, I'm confused. Either you automatically buy into porn == 'bad', or you don't. Which side of the fence are you sitting on, Senator?

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    13. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Right, and I am not saying otherwise. I genuinly think most restrictions that people try to put on one another are done with the absolute best of intentions. That doesn't make the restrictions smart or right however.

      It has been said "if we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable" (Louis De Brandeis, don't ask for context, its a quote I found a while back). The way I look at that is, having the authority to make a law is fine, but when people feel they can get away with breaking it, there has to be something more there too it.

      We have rules against murder, but the vast majority of people don't murder just because they are in a situation where they can get away with it... there is more to that rule than someone in authority saying "thou shall not".

      So yah viewing porn on a desktop at work, most people wont do it even when they know they can get away with it, because they do understand the issues. However, can we really reasonably expect a person at home on a laptop to a) see the a problem and b) expect he could get caught either way?

      My view is that when you make a rule that attempts to rule out what people see as reasonable activity, people will reasonably break it. Period. Thats it, its just human nature. This underminds the very authority itself. When authority is seen as unreasnoable, it gets ignored, thus the very power of authority is lessened by unreasonable and or unenforcable restrictions.

      Its like the war on drugs. I often talk about some of the other aspects but, one of the reasons I do dislike it so much is that, I loved my country. I really had respect for the laws until I realised how unreasonable that was, how little sense those laws made, and i lost alot of respect for authority.

      -Steve

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    14. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      All nice and well, but porn sites are not the only source of those things, and nowadays not the biggest source either.

      Affiniate programs and celebrity websites are by far the biggest source of such junk now, adn who knows what it will be tomorrow.

    15. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by Sebastian+Jansson · · Score: 1

      Cool, modded flamebait just for questioning something. Well, guess I have enough Karma to take that. At least it feels nice it was quite undeserved. On the good side though, now it won't show up in Google searches for my name, could give potential future employers the impression that I would do that. :)

      At least I now see why some people seem to have a problem with the Slashdot Groupthink Moderation System. ;)

    16. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by sowth · · Score: 1

      So you are saying the computers at work have shit security that can easily be broken by a website? Ummm...yeah. I think pr0n sites are the least of your problems. They aren't the only places to get trojans, worms and viruses. At the very least, you should just cut your company off from the internet and save us all some trouble.

    17. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      This was on a laptop. Who says that the pr0n was being viewed during working hours or even in the office? The laptop should be re-imaged before being given to another employee anyway.

      It doesn't matter when, where, how, or why the employee used it or on what type of equipment. It is company equipment. Period. The use of company equipment for anything but company business is forbidden. Period. If the employee wanted porn, he could have just as easily downloaded it on his home computer or his personal laptop or rented it from his local video store.

      This notion that employees should be protected after various wrongdoings is ridiculous. Viewing of pornographic material whenever and wherever you choose is not by any means a protected right.

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    18. Re:Why would porn at work be that bad? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Because it pisses people off if you need to talk to someone and they are distracted by porn - it's a very unprofessional thing to do in the workplace. While I deliberately make sure there is no policy on porn in my workplace because some guys work at remote mining exploration sites for months at a time and mostly use their laptops at night, it still isn't acceptable workplace behavior during working hours (including lunch unless you are in an area where people can't just wander in). Why do you have to do it in public and scare the horses?

  7. whoa. slow down there .... by nblender · · Score: 3, Funny

    Porn at work == bad? Will the erosion of job satisfaction never end? What next? No more booze in the server room?

    1. Re:whoa. slow down there .... by slim · · Score: 1

      Not like me to link to YouTube in a /. post, but in this case it's irresistable:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DoClztvNHw

    2. Re:whoa. slow down there .... by Misfit+Taz · · Score: 1

      where do they propose we keep the booze? would that be in the cupboard next to the calander with the soft pr0n pictures on it.

      Where I work the guys in the warehouse have all got porn displayed at their workstations, yet I am not alowed to view / download it on my work PC.

      Well not without showing it to my boss too!!

    3. Re:whoa. slow down there .... by k33l0r · · Score: 2, Funny
      where do they propose we keep the booze?

      With the heat production of modern CPUs it's possible to use them to run the stills. Say hello to moonshine! Trust me, I've done this sort of thing before. Go ahead and look into the case of any server in any respectable server room and you'll see what I'm on about. I even believe that Intel once filed for a patent on this particular cooling technique.
    4. Re:whoa. slow down there .... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      Trust me, I've done this sort of thing before.

      Did you write code to regulate clock frequency so as to regulate temp. in order to avoid the production of methanol? Unlike masturbation, bad moonshine *can* really make you go blind!

      -b.

    5. Re:whoa. slow down there .... by eratosthene · · Score: 1

      You think this is a joke, but seriously, at my office all the salespeople have a tab of porn or five open in Firefox pretty much all day long. You'll be walking through the office and suddenly you'll hear moaning and you just roll your eyes. There's routinely a twelve-pack in the fridge, half of which is usually missing. And don't get me started on how many bowls have been smoked in the parking lot. But for all this, we are a very successful small business, and everyone here loves their job. Go figure.

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    6. Re:whoa. slow down there .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would mention that there's been no sex allowed in the champaign room for years but none of you have complained. Then I remembered this is slashdot. Who cares if it's allowed when you're part of a group that wouldn't get it anyway?

    7. Re:whoa. slow down there .... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Fittingly for this story, at my office they block youtube.

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    8. Re:whoa. slow down there .... by k33l0r · · Score: 1

      Ha! A little blindness and/or death never hurt nobody.

    9. Re:whoa. slow down there .... by digitalsatori · · Score: 1

      where do they propose we keep the booze? In the cupholder supplied with the computer, of course!

    10. Re:whoa. slow down there .... by doom · · Score: 1
      nblender wrote:
      Porn at work == bad? Will the erosion of job satisfaction never end?

      And tell that to the guys who work on the suicide girls site.

    11. Re:whoa. slow down there .... by mjwx · · Score: 0

      No more beer in the Server room.

      But that's the only thing keeping the servers cool.

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  8. TrueCrypt by PsyQo · · Score: 0

    Someone I know stores his pr0n in a big TrueCrypt volume on his work laptop.

  9. What.... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

    Replaces ToS and Eulas? How about at-start contracts with well-worded phrases. A paraphrase at the top would do wonders.

    In my state, Indiana, USA, we are an on-hire (well, whatever that phrase that means they can lay off for no reason). However, if anybody demands us to sign a contract later on in our job (as in after hiring, we can quit and get unemployment). A former employer did that very thing, and I quit and filed a petition with the contract I took home.

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    1. Re:What.... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      You are thinking of "at will employment".

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    2. Re:What.... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Thats right. Ive my mind on other things, so I couldnt think of it.

      Thanks ;-)

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    3. Re:What.... by Pofy · · Score: 1

      >Replaces ToS and Eulas? How about at-start contracts with well-worded phrases. A paraphrase
      >at the top would do wonders.

      Why replace them at all? Why would there be such an important need for them to start with? Appearantly most every other bussiness type seems to manage quite good without any at all.

  10. Not hard by reed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What replaces them? I dunno, when I started my job I was given the employee handbook, and time to read it. It's not long. It just says "company equipment is provided to you to do your work, and within the discression of your supervisors should only be used for such." Then it has a short paragraph about sexual harassment policy. Not a big long list of verbotens, just an understanding that (a) the primary purpose of company owned equipment is work, not personal use (though some personal use is of course OK), and (b) you must respect your fellow employees and not do stupid stuff that intimidates, harasses, offends, etc.

    Creating a 5 page policy that nobody's going to read isn't really required.

  11. They need to police it by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It sounds like the problem wasn't just the "oh, another form to sign" nature of the code of conduct, it was the company's behavior. Remember, the IRC said outright that, despite the company claiming a "no tolerance" policy, they didn't act like one existed up until they had to terminate this guy. Likely they, like most companies, didn't actually police the code of conduct, they just let employees do anything at all until the company finally stumbled on something bad, and then and only then did the code of conduct come up. The solution the court's looking for, I suspect, is for the company to actually routinely police the code of conduct, regularly look at employees to see whether they're following it, warn those that're starting to push the borderline and generally act like the company cares about the code of conduct before it gets to a termination situation.

    1. Re:They need to police it by businessnerd · · Score: 1

      While this may be a good idea, a company has to be VERY careful in doing this. We are not talking about protecting trademarks, where if you don't enforce it you lose it. The Electronic Communications Privacy Act is a pr0n addicted worker's best friend in this situation. You cannot actively monitor an employee's electronic communications (e-mail, web surfing) unless the employees are fully aware that they are being monitored and have agreed to this by signing an agreement or if the company suspects that the employee is involved in nefarious behavior that compromises the security of the company and it's intellectual property (we're talking corporate espionage here). Most companies will passively monitor, which means that the packet sniffer or what have you logs activity for every user, but no one is keeping track of it in real time. If they have reason to believe someone is doing something they shouldn't be, they can then go back in the logs and take a peak, but once again, the ECPA may have something to say about this as well.

      NOTE: I Am Not A Layer and the contents and meanings of the ECPA have only been explained by a business policy professor to me. If there are any lawyers out there who can weigh in on this please do. I won't be offended if I am proven completely wrong.

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    2. Re:They need to police it by r3m0t · · Score: 1

      "I Am Not A Layer"

      Really?

    3. Re:They need to police it by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Where I work the ECPA wouldn't be a problem. It's made clear up-front that all e-mail and all Internet access goes through the company's servers and is filtered, logged and monitored. Moreover, it actually is monitored. Normally the logs are checked at random, but if you're generating a lot of traffic they'll be taking a closer look since it's out of the ordinary. And they may monitor more closely in two situations:

      • Performance issues. If you're not getting your work done but you're doing a lot on your computer, they'll be looking at your logs specifically to see what you're doing with your time. The results'll get passed on to your manager who'll discuss your performance with you and give you suggestions/directions for correcting the problem. If you don't shape up, you'll be terminated.
      • Unacceptable material. If the random checks or the investigation of a performance issue turns up a pattern of unacceptable material, your manager'll be told and he'll have a discussion with you about it. That discussion will include a written warning describing the unacceptable material. If it happens again after you've been warned, you'll be terminated.
      I doubt the ECPA would provide any way for an employee to contest that. The active policing would probably defang any "expectation of privacy despite what the policy says" argument, for example. The problems all seem to be coming from the company making a policy and then ignoring it day-to-day until they need a justification for what they've already decided. The company actively following the policy day-to-day as well as expecting the employees to follow it seems to be the cure.
  12. ...so who watches over IT Managers? by xint · · Score: 1

    IT Managers watches over employees... so who watches over IT Managers? There's you're answer...

    1. Re:...so who watches over IT Managers? by certain+death · · Score: 0

      IT Security, and who watches over IT Security? Compliance, who watches Compliance?, Well, where I work, NO ONE!

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    2. Re:...so who watches over IT Managers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But who, then, watches over those who watch over the IT managers?

    3. Re:...so who watches over IT Managers? by Sigg3.net · · Score: 0

      Sorry, sir, that's a question.

  13. The click-through is not the issue by whyde · · Score: 1

    ...and should not be from a legal perspective. For example, there is no click-through agreement I must re-affirm each and every time I use my credit card, yet I am still bound by its terms of use agreement. That agreement also states that the agreement may be amended with fair warning, and continuing use of the credit card is a tacit agreement to any future updates to the terms of use.

    Just because I don't automatically and unthinkingly click past some arbitrary GUI element does not free me from the responsibilities as a cardholder. The same is true for the terms of use for some computer network or workplace compute resource.

    I believe they are getting hung up on the fact that some splash screen with a "dismiss" button is not a binding contract. No, but your terms of employment are. The problem here was the use of the EULA-like login/logoff message as an ersatz contract, instead of your employment agreement in general.

    If you don't want workplace computers used for unquestionably non-work related activities, then treat that like a credit-card agreement. It sure works for my bank.
    They can yank my card if I use it to acquire illegal items and "fire" me.

    1. Re:The click-through is not the issue by TwoScoopsOfPig · · Score: 1
      ...and should not be from a legal perspective. For example, there is no click-through agreement I must re-affirm each and every time I use my credit card, yet I am still bound by its terms of use agreement. That agreement also states that the agreement may be amended with fair warning, and continuing use of the credit card is a tacit agreement to any future updates to the terms of use.

      There's a little bit at the bottom of the receipt you sign, which says "By signing this you agree to pay this amount according to the cardholder terms" or something to that effect. It is a contract, just not a click-through. You're thinking of implied consent.
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    2. Re:The click-through is not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Credit card companies legally have to an item on their advertising called a summary or Schumer box (named after the senator that introduced the legislation IIRC). The function (unoficially) is to present the important bits of the terms and conditions in tabular form to make them easier to read for the customer who probably won't be bothered to read the full set before signing. While you're still bound by the full set (when you sign on the dotted line, you're legally stating that you have read and understand and accept the terms and conditions in full) it does protect the company and the consumer by pointing out the most important parts of everyone's responsibilities as part of the agreement. Would something like this work in place of just presenting the full EULA?

  14. Actual MANAGEMENT takes its place by csoto · · Score: 1

    I have sit-downs with my direct reports, as they do for their own. We print out our position descriptions, which include pointers to our rules and regs. and we make sure to discuss the fact that they are responsible for knowing the regs. and abiding by them. They sign this in person. Our Compliance Office also has automated systems that require staff to periodically review training sessions that cover important topics and these are signed electronically. You're pretty much screwed if you do what this guy did. We have good lawyers and much better systems in the last 10 years...

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    1. Re:Actual MANAGEMENT takes its place by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      They sign this in person. Our Compliance Office also has automated systems that require staff to periodically review training sessions that cover important topics and these are signed electronically. You're pretty much screwed if you do what this guy did. We have good lawyers and much better systems in the last 10 years...

      As long as the pr0n watching is done with the office door closed and the employee is pulling his weight in the company, why should it matter to the management? The money spent for "better systems" to spy on employees could be spent better in any number of ways. If you don't know what to do with the money, give it to a charity or raise your employees' salaries.

      As far as "training sessions", blah. One more example of the psychiatracracy that's pervading American society. By all means, have meetings about what project goals are, progress, etc are. But don't turn them into fucking political indoctrination sessions, hear?

      -b.

    2. Re:Actual MANAGEMENT takes its place by csoto · · Score: 1

      It matters because it's against our code of conduct. As is berating or yelling at others. Simple things like this. It's about mutual respect. And, it's about misuse of public property. But most of the offense WRT this is about running your own business or somesuch on work time and equipment.

      And nobody said a word about spying. It's an honor code. If you're caught (people are caught even without spyware- behavior is what gets you noticed), you're dealt with. There's little active monitoring of online activity (besides "excessive bandwidth" usage, which is almost always the result of compromised hosts being used as warez servers).

      The training sessions are out of our control. But they're actually quite good. I sent feedback to the team that created them RE: the "computer security" sessions. They were very receptive and incorporated my edits (they initially had a statement that said essentially you should NEVER access a computer without the owner's consent - I informed them that state code and our rules allow my team to do that very thing - as long as it's part of our job of information system custodians). Anyway, I refer to those screenshots routinely. They help to collapse the various rules into easy-to-follow bullet points, with explanations if you forget what the points mean.

      The typical /. aversion to management is disappointing. Management is important, particularly in IT. Without it, nothing gets done, nobody gets paid.

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    3. Re:Actual MANAGEMENT takes its place by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      It matters because it's against our code of conduct.

      The rules are the rules because they are the rules. Sounds like a tautological argument if I've ever heard one. Unless someone was actually aggrieved by the "offense", why bother firing the employee. Just give him a stiff talking to.

      The typical /. aversion to management is disappointing. Management is important, particularly in IT. Without it, nothing gets done, nobody gets paid.

      Nothing wrong with management. I just come from a small company mindset - I've never worked for a company with more than 20 employees except on temp jobs while in college. And I'm quite happy with that since I hated the bureaucracy and the attitude that your own time wasn't your own in the large companies that I worked for. Oh yeah, piss into this cup and we'll see what you're putting into your body on your own time. Oh joy. Yeah. I think that management should be whenever possible informal and results-based, dedicated to the premise that as long as you're not hurting anyone and pulling your weight for the company, you can do whatever you like. And, as I've said before, if I were in IT, if I found simple porn on someone's computer, I'd delete it and maybe talk to the person in private. The current fad for zero tolerance policies is a terrible idea.

      -b.

  15. What happens when it's a "hostile workplace"? by faloi · · Score: 1

    When this employee goes back to his job and is looking at his "amusements" and a co-worker walks by and is offended... What happens then? Presumably he gets fired (again). Is there legal recourse for the offended employee to sue the IRC under the laws of Australia for allowing this conduct to continue?

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    1. Re:What happens when it's a "hostile workplace"? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      It seems to me like the simplest fix is to give people headphones and design the work space so that a person walking by can't see everyones screen casually.

      Problem solved. No need to lose employees (which studies show it costs about 150% of the positions annual salary on average to replace someone). Nobody needs to get offended either. Hows that for thinking outside the box?

      -Steve

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    2. Re:What happens when it's a "hostile workplace"? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but those in authority like being able to wield big sticks. Power means nothing if you don't get to remind your inferiors that they are your inferiors.

      The UK is switching over to all-digital TV starting from 2008. What's crazy is that stores are still selling analogue-only TV sets -- and in all probability, still will be after the switchover. What's even crazier is that they haven't built in the facility to require a viewing card for some or all programmes.

      If you needed a viewing card in your TV to watch any programmes, the same way as you need a SIM in your phone to make calls, there would be no need for TV detector vans and TV licence enforcement squads. No card == no picture. Simple, innit? Too simple for the licence people. The fact is, they enjoy intimidating people. They get a buzz out of sending poison-pen letters to people with no TV set accusing them of "theft" (actually, it's fraud; except it's not because they aren't doing anything illegal since they have no TV set). And they're probably spending more on enforcement than they are not getting because of non-payment. Of course, if they spent less, there would be more non-payers.

      That's why people will still be able to watch TV in the UK without a licence, long after the technical justification is gone: to give them someone to go after.

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    3. Re:What happens when it's a "hostile workplace"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's crazy is that stores are still selling analogue-only TV sets -- and in all probability, still will be after the switchover.

      This isn't particularly crazy when a Freeview box can be bought for £25 and a digital TV costs considerably more than £25 on top of the cost of a similar analogue TV.

    4. Re:What happens when it's a "hostile workplace"? by nasch · · Score: 1

      You need a LICENSE to watch TELEVISION?? I... uh.... wha.... I'm speechless!

    5. Re:What happens when it's a "hostile workplace"? by afidel · · Score: 1

      They have a Tax/Fee for owning a television in the UK which goes to pay for the commercial free, quasi-governmental quasi-independant entity known as the BBC or British Broadcasting Company. I actually wish we had such a system in the US as the BBC routinely puts out better material then 99.5% of the trash on commercial TV.

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    6. Re:What happens when it's a "hostile workplace"? by nasch · · Score: 1

      Are you saying you wish PBS and NPR had content more like BBC, or that you wish they were paid for by TV licenses instead of the ways they are paid for now? Or both?

    7. Re:What happens when it's a "hostile workplace"? by afidel · · Score: 1

      I wish they were paid for by TV licenses. The BBC has considerably more freedom from the politicians than PBS/NPR to the point where political satire of sitting politicians is common and accepted. Btw this is also the reason why "faith based initiatives" are a bad idea, separation of church and state is best for both parties.

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    8. Re:What happens when it's a "hostile workplace"? by nasch · · Score: 1

      How does funding by a government-mandated TV license free the BBC from the politicians? I'm not trying to argue here, I'm just completely ignorant of this program and I'm not seeing the connection.

    9. Re:What happens when it's a "hostile workplace"? by afidel · · Score: 1

      The licensing fee goes directly to the BBC and pays for the programming. Their level of funding (or lack thereof) is not based on political whim and how much they have bowed to the party currently in power. PBS/NPR had to completely change the nature of their programming in order to kowtow to the Republicans's after they took power in the 90's or else they would have had ALL of their funding stripped and would have been shut down.

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    10. Re:What happens when it's a "hostile workplace"? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Well, broadcasting costs money, and someone's got to pay for it; either you have to pay to watch TV, or you have to pay to be on TV. Programme makers adopting the first model (i.e. the BBC, and to some extent some of the movie channels) are selling programmes to audiences. The programmes are the product and the viewers are the paying customers. Programme makers adopting the second model (i.e. ITV, Channel 4, Channel 5 and most of the satellite stations) are selling audiences to advertisers. The advertisers are the customers and the viewers are the product. Editorial content is just something that happens between advertisements, to get the viewers to watch them.

      Although there are safeguards in place to prevent the advertisers from calling too many of the shots, these are being steadily eroded; for instance, programme sponsors are now allowed to be mentioned by name in "end-of-part-one" screens, and it's likely that the restriction on mentioning brand names within programmes will be relaxed soon (game shows made for satellite TV make a big show of mentioning who has supplied the prizes; soon there will be pressure for this on terrestrial TV). The BBC still make television programmes for their own sake, and ultimately are answerable to nobody except their own audience.

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  16. Memories by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Slightly OT, but does anyone else from the BBS scene in the 1980s remember the login screens nervous sysops used to use, with disclaimers like "no police are allowed on this board, if you login that means you're not allowed to nark on me k?" Those were funny. I remember reading an interview with a cop who as a hobby collected printouts of those screens encountered during the course of investigations.

    1. Re:Memories by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      I think your post was largely on topic, those messages seem obviously stupid and we would expect them to have no legal force, but why do we then have a system that acts like EULA and ToS (which are ostensibly the same thing) are legally binding forever?

      If I was to send an e-mail to any company who used EULA ot ToS like these I might be tempted to add "Little did you know, but by reading this e-mail you have agreed to never use any silly EULA ever again, also all your software must now go open source... and give me £1million... and never tell anyone about this e-mail or discuss it with anyone, nor remember the words in it"
      - I actually have had an e-mail from the BBC with an ending about as stupid as this... maybe they might have a legal force after all - the money will be rolling in!

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    2. Re:Memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern day BBSes - they call them "forums" now, and mostly use phpBB to run them - still have these kinds of terms of service if their subject matter is at all questionable. You know those stories you read in the papers of how the police have managed to "infiltrate" and bust pedophile rings? This is a big part of how that happens. Technology changes, but stupid people remain the same.

    3. Re:Memories by r3m0t · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I recieved this one from UCAS technical support several times:
      This message is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient please notify us immediately. You may not copy this message or use it for any purpose or disclose its contents to any other person or take any action based on them.

      E-Mails are susceptible to interference. UCAS accepts no responsibility for information, errors or omissions in this e-mail, nor/or for its use or misuse nor/or for any act committed or omitted in connection with this communication. If in doubt, please verify the authenticity of the contents with the sender. UCAS reserves the right to monitor and intercept communications for lawful business purposes.

      Most egregious mistakes in bold.

      The conversation was another priceless one. The problem was a contradiction on their website. (Specifically on the "apply" area). I sent a screenshot, explained the problem and gave them my User-Agent string.

      First they wanted me to check again, clear my cookies, and send them my ID number. I explained that the cookies weren't the problem, tried again anyway, and sent them my ID.

      Then they caught on that I was using Firefox and that they "unfortunately" don't support for Firefox or test with it. (They do support Netscape Navigator 4.08, though). They didn't even log on using my ID to see whether the problem was there. (It only takes a click or two to reproduce). I sent them the same screen taken from Internet Explorer.

      Finally they proved unable to see which of the 6-ish pages the problem was on. IT WAS IN THE SCREENSHOT! *sigh*grumble*grumble* Of course, every message was from a different technician. Hum hum.

  17. Digital signing. by serial_crusher · · Score: 1

    Signatures are just as worthless as click-through eulas are. It takes an expert to forge them, but it's easy to do once you have some training. We need to start digitally signing our important documents instead of relying on antiquated methods. We might as well pour hot wax on a document and stamp it. I've been thinking of coming up with an algorithm to write my signature differently depending on the date and time I'm signing it. Then again, I had the DMV reject my signature one time because it wasn't in cursive, so I doubt I'd get away with that plan.

    1. Re:Digital signing. by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      My signatures usually randomly omit letters from my name. Also, I don't actually look at the signature as I'm signing it. Sometimes I'll get interrupted while I'm signing something, and then I just start from the point where I was interrupted. Really, the only thing preventing someone from "forging" my signature is that their handwriting has to be just as sloppy as mine, and I doubt anyone but a doctor or an engineer would have handwriting that bad. That forgery of signatures bit would only work so long as they had my checkbook, as there really is no other way for them to have access to my money. If they stole my debit card, I could report it that day and dispute any charges that arise. And since that's really the only piece of plastic I have, it's the only real vector into my account. My checkbook stays at home, and if I need to buy something with a check I write the check out completely and then bring it in. Thus, I'm in the clear.

      Have you ever actually tried forging a signature? Even with a sample, it's very hard to get the same lines as the original signer had.

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  18. Signed contracts by RingDev · · Score: 1

    I don't have a EULA/Warning or anything. I don't get warnings if I go to inappropriate sites. I signed a contract at the begining of my employment that specified exceptable online activity. If I violate that contract, I'm out a job.

    -Rick

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    "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
    1. Re:Signed contracts by vita10gy · · Score: 1

      I was fired from my last job when they found out I was looking for another job. They showed up at my unemployment hearing with a contract I signed that had in it a clause saying I couldn't send personal email, and a ream of paper with all my personal emails on it. (I should point out that we had no internet access so "personal emails" were emails sent to other coworkers) Anyway the judge blew them off because a) that wasn't why I was fired and b) he made the point to tell them that a contract is only good if you enforce it. It doesn't matter that it states I can't send personal email if they never mentioned it to me, or everyone else doing it while it's happening. ps Are there other computer programmers out there who don't have internet access at work?

    2. Re:Signed contracts by RingDev · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Are there other computer programmers out there who don't have internet access at work?"

      Due to an incompotent network supervisor's actions, we inadvertantly lost 90% of internet access. He basicly put the entire organization behind the filtering tools most limited filter. One of the sites cut off was Google...

      Complete work shutdown. Us developers complained, nothing happened. 20 minutes later the Officers from the company started walking in wonder why they couldn't get out. It wasn't until the 3rd officer came in that he finally got spurred into action. It turns out that the denied message included words like "control" and "disallowed". Nothing like a balding man in a thousand dollar suit shouting obscenities to motivate the incompotent.

      The solution was great though. The moron shut down the entire web access filter and logging system. One of my buddies over on the network side of the house was in the process of testing the filter when it was taken down. It was one of those 'oh crap' moments when Penthouse.com actually came up!

      -Rick

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      "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
    3. Re:Signed contracts by vita10gy · · Score: 1

      That sucks, though I was kind of wondering if there are places other than Menards where programmmers have no access to the internet, period, ever, for any reason.

    4. Re:Signed contracts by RingDev · · Score: 1

      I worked at a bank once with "no" internal connection to the internet for security reasons. I also work at the State for a while where we had limited access. No Google, but I could still get to places like http://www.tek-tips.com/ and other tech knowledge sites.

      -Rick

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      "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
    5. Re:Signed contracts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was fired from my last job when they found out I was looking for another job.
      That's Automatically Unfair Dismissal. You should have taken them to an Industrial Tribunal.
    6. Re:Signed contracts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I signed a contract at the begining of my employment that specified exceptable online activity.

      So your contract only listed the exceptions? That sounds fairly acceptable to me.

    7. Re:Signed contracts by RingDev · · Score: 1

      So your contract only listed the exceptions? That sounds fairly acceptable to me.

      LOL, that's what I get for posting while sick. That should be ACCEPTABLE online activity, not EXCEPTABLE online activity. My bust.

      -Rick

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      "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
  19. Wait, they said what? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

    So, if I RTFA correctly, some government organization decided that NCR followed their policies too well and fired someone for a definite-fire offense... And they're ordering them not to?

    This is exactly how inane workplace policies start. Now they need to daily monitor everyone's workstation and compile a file against them to prove they knowingly and repeatedly violated the Code of Conduct before they fire them. Say goodbye to any privacy those employees had AT ALL.

    Yes, I realize that I have no privacy at work. But that doesn't mean I have to feel like someone is watching over my shoulder 24/7. If I felt like that at work, I'd quit.

    Hopefully there's a higher court or something that they can appeal to and get this overturned. Or another lousy excuse to fire the guy, maybe. Promote him to being a janitor, maybe. (Yes, I said promote, not demote.)

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    "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
    1. Re:Wait, they said what? by DeQuincey · · Score: 1

      The problem is that NCR didn't follow their policy. According to the article, he even received some of those images from senior colleagues. A company can't have a policy and then ignore it until it's convenient for them to use it.

    2. Re:Wait, they said what? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Just because some higher-ups don't FOLLOW the policy, doesn't mean the policy doesn't exist.

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    3. Re:Wait, they said what? by DeQuincey · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. However, is it fair to let senior execs get away with it and then take it out on lower level employees when they run afoul of the same policy? If a company has a policy, but ignores it, they risk not being able to defend their actions with that policy.

    4. Re:Wait, they said what? by Cederic · · Score: 1


      In the UK, that's a defense. If you can demonstrate that a particular policy is not generally enforced, you can claim victimisation if the company tries to enforce it on you.

      I think ;)

    5. Re:Wait, they said what? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Yes, but did they 'get away with it' or did they 'never get caught'? There's quite a large difference between failing to enforce policy when you did and didn't know it was being violated.

      I think NCR would have fired all of them if they'd all been caught. I notice the guy didn't name any names... Just a blanket 'everyone else does it' with apparent proof.

      The article could have just been lazy, and he did provide that info AND they didn't fire the people once the offense was proven, but I seriously doubt that.

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      "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
    6. Re:Wait, they said what? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      There's something similar here in the US where you can claim you were singled out, but only if you can show they knew others were doing it and they did nothing, then fired you for the same offense. I don't think it's a law, just a general law thing.

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      "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
    7. Re:Wait, they said what? by DeQuincey · · Score: 1

      The article is rather skimpy on the details. It does mention that one of the senior colleagues is a general manager, while another is a director.

      You're correct that there is a difference between not enforcing a policy because you don't know something is going on as opposed to letting it happen. That said, what kind of message is being sent when a significant number of senior employees ignore a policy?

  20. Contracts by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    What about a signed contract being required before you can use any software. Be it on the job to get that fancy new laptop, or something you buy from the store to use at home. You have to sign the contract before you even get to walk out with the box.

    If that isnt enforceable, then nothing in the world is and its a free-for-all.

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  21. work laptop != at work by AusIV · · Score: 3, Informative

    Having read the article, it sounds to me that he got in trouble for downloading porn on the laptop issued to him by work, not necessarily at work. I know several people who have laptops assigned to them by their employers that they take everywhere - some don't even have their own computer at home. My guess is that he was using the laptop to download porn off the clock (possibly at home), but when word got out, the employer sacked him for misusing their laptop. I'm not going into whether or not he should have been doing this, or whether the employer had a right to fire him, I'm just stating that it doesn't sound to me like he was downloading porn at work.

    1. Re:work laptop != at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a big peeve of mine .. employees using their company laptops for everything. The laptops are locked down, which helps, but annoys the users. They complain their wireless at home is not working with the laptop, they complain some websites don't work (blocked at the windows firewall level), they complain they kids can't install software or do their homework on the laptop. Why can't people use work laptops for work only? Computers are cheap now, buy a home computer.

    2. Re:work laptop != at work by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      My guess is that he was using the laptop to download porn off the clock (possibly at home), but when word got out, the employer sacked him for misusing their laptop. I'm not going into whether or not he should have been doing this, or whether the employer had a right to fire him, I'm just stating that it doesn't sound to me like he was downloading porn at work.

      What he *was* was stupid. He should have booted from a Knoppix LiveCD before engaging in ... questionable ... activity. After you shut down, the RAMdisk is wiped and no one would ever know.

      -b.

    3. Re:work laptop != at work by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      A few years ago, I was working in a team that was actively participating in MPEG4 standards so every couple of mounthes, one or two guys were sent to a week-long conference with a conpagny laptop.
      The funny part was that the team bought a couple of video games once in a while and installed them on request on those laptops to fight conference/hotel room boredom, diferent place, diferent rules...
      (The team members were also asked on which DVD they wanted to test the encoders and they eventually had a very good selection of movies that we could take home for the night)

    4. Re:work laptop != at work by mmmiiikkkeee · · Score: 0

      That depends. If he wanted to watch videos clips Knoppix would not help much. a lot of the videos clips out there are in proprietary formats. If he just wants to look at a few pictures then yea, that will work ok. And i will assume he did not want to dl full length movies, since that takes while and one would want to keep if after it finishes downloading. being a business laptop, the bios might have been password protected(meaning no booting from any thing but the hard drive). sure he could flash the bios, but that is pretty strong evidence that he was tampering with the machine(plus he would have to open laptop... a bit more work then some would want to do). maybe he could change the boot loader on the hard drive to boot a cd instead of just the the OS(be it unix/linux/osx/windows/or what ever). but that is only possible if his login account has privileges enough to access that part of the hard drive. I don't know, i am sure there are was around all of this. but it might not be as simple as putting a disk in the cd-rom drive.

    5. Re:work laptop != at work by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "My guess is that he was using the laptop to download porn off the clock (possibly at home), but when word got out, the employer sacked him for misusing their laptop."

      The critical question, though, is how did it get out? Did he mention it in passing, or did somebody walk by and see it? If they saw it, wouldn't that imply that he had it up at work? (the porn, I mean...)

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    6. Re:work laptop != at work by ashtophoenix · · Score: 1

      What if you are travelling? Carrying 2 laptops (work and home) could be a pain.

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    7. Re:work laptop != at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it sounds like he got it at work.
      From the article:
      "He claimed there was a prevailing culture of tolerance towards such images, which had been circulated to him by a range of senior colleagues, including director and general manager."

  22. Puritanism == bad by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
    So, I think most of us can agree, porn at work == bad

    If the laptop was his and his alone to use, then why is it a bad thing (or a good thing)? Especially if there's spyware and virus protection on the computer and he doesn't catch anything bad. As far as data, there should be a corporate data directory that's autosynched to the company servers regularly, whenever he's connected to the company net or VPN. The laptop should be wiped before being given to the next employee anyway, as a matter of policy, if only because he could have been typing perfectly innocuous personal documents on it with an expectation of privacy or because certain work-related data on the laptop might not be meant for the new "owner" anyway.

    -b.

    1. Re:Puritanism == bad by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      If the laptop was his and his alone to use, then why is it a bad thing (or a good thing)?

      That's irrelevant, because it wasn't his and his alone. It belonged to his employer, not him.

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    2. Re:Puritanism == bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing like responding to half a sentence to argue a point.

      Try responding to the _entire_ sentence. It's not like there were even any commas separating the words you conveniently ignored.

  23. What will be required? by HikingStick · · Score: 1

    First off, I don't think the same non-binding argument would fly in US courts. Second (and hopefully tongue-in-cheek), is that Austrailian businesses will now need to include such sign-offs at the end of a training course, which will include an assessment, so they can prove that the employees were exposed to the content of the code of conduct.

    Were the non-binding nature of an "automatic" or "mechanical" signature process be appplied to US Law, there are a whole slew of disclosures (especially in real estate and finance) that would basically be deemed invalid. What would one do then? How do you protect yourself from idiots who look at a page, comprehend nothing, and sign away. The user/consumer/customer/employee must bear a reasonable level of responsibility for understanding tems, conditions, policies or any other information that they are "required" to receive.

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  24. Title is misleading by atomic_burrito · · Score: 1

    Note that the decision did not discuss click through and logon EULAs and other user agreements. It was limited to yearly employee sign-offs on codes of conduct, a big difference.

  25. What replaces EULAs? How about nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What ever happened to the concept of: "I bought it, it's mine to do with as I like."

    EULA's exist only to take away a consumer's rights. They shouldn't exist at all. The seller is still protected by the law. If I copy the seller's product then I may be in violation of copyright law and patent law. I can be prosecuted and the seller is protected. In other words, there is no good case for EULAs, other than making it easier to rip off the customer.

  26. porn at work == bad?? by WisC · · Score: 0

    What are you on? Oh right guess it would be at slashdot, wouldn't want Zonk or Taco getting jealous now would we?

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  27. People don't know because they don't read.... by Himring · · Score: 1

    As someone who writes and has to figure out ways to get people to understand and see a corporate policy, I can relate to this. My questions is, was a click-through the only means by which the business promoted its policy? We put out important, "need-to-know" policies in more than one way. We have click-throughs, a printed magazine that's shipped to each employee and have even made posters to be hung up in break-rooms. We use other methods as well. Our users are saturated I feel. Still, I have to question this judgement. I'm thinking the judge probably doesn't like, or maybe even use, a computer. A click-through is simply the best, and easiest way, to get the information in front of a user. There is always a fine line between getting the policy to the end user and not bugging them. The bottom line is users will still fail to read, or understand, the policy regardless. Every day, I field questions from people -- even folks who work down the hall -- regarding our policy that's been distributed in every way I mentioned above. People even begin to write new policies that say the exact same things already out there, without any knowledge that they received it in bulk this same year. I'm like, "you know, we already have a policy on that. It's in that big, blue magazine I saw on your credenza stacked with all your cisco books. And, it's on the corporate portal that's the home page of your browser. And, it's in your start menu -- that thing that says, "Computer Policy" that you have to by-pass each time you go to "All Programs."

    Bottom line: People don't know because they don't read. That's not the fault of a click-through....

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    1. Re:People don't know because they don't read.... by DeQuincey · · Score: 1

      Regardless, if your company doesn't enforce those policies, it may just find itself in the same situation. Forget that crap about the EULA/click-throughs mentioned in the summary. The gist of the article is that NCR had a policy that wasn't well enforced.

    2. Re:People don't know because they don't read.... by Himring · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the fact that they were enforcing it what this is all about? To make your point true, it would need to be proven that they turned a blind eye on others who did the same thing (downloaded porn). The issue at hand is the user claims to not have been aware as he did not read the click-through -- he just clicked through it. This gets back to my point, that no matter what, users don't read. In our orientation, and in all communications, we let the end-user know that knowing our computer policy is their responsibility and a requirement of employment.... And, yes, we do enforce it.

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    3. Re:People don't know because they don't read.... by DeQuincey · · Score: 1
      Is there some other article on this case that I'm missing? The one linked in the original post says nothing about a click-through.

      The man claims that senior colleagues circulated some of the images that were on his laptop and that such images were accepted in the culture of the company.

      He claimed there was a prevailing culture of tolerance towards such images, which had been circulated to him by a range of senior colleagues, including a director and general manager.


      Point being, that companies can't write up a policy just to cover their behinds with it. They must also enforce it regularly, not just when its convenient. If your policy is to fire the janitor that looks at porn on company machines, then you'd better fire the CEO if he's caught with porn on his computer.
    4. Re:People don't know because they don't read.... by Himring · · Score: 1

      Good points, and I stand corrected. I did not read the article, but quickly responded to the blurb....

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    5. Re:People don't know because they don't read.... by DeQuincey · · Score: 1

      Thank you for admitting it. I certainly appreciate it.

      I forgot to say that I agree with your point that most people don't read the policies. Another problem is that it's easy to forget the details of lengthy/complicated policies.

  28. Somebody mod this AC up by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Usually I would't give the time of day to an AC, but the point is salient. There is no need for EULAs in purchased software, or in workplace logins. If the workplace has special rules of conduct (as would be fitting to protect the company from lawsuits, such as sexual harassment, or to "ensure" productivity), then that's something between the employee and the HR department, and can be negotiated face to face in most cases.

    I say replace them with nothing (or, at the worst, a "statement").

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  29. Why distinctions ? by doudou42 · · Score: 1

    And what if a female employee is watching porn ?
    Or a gay coworker ?
    Or even another straight guy ?

    If someone is showing someone else something disturbing (Not only porn, but anything) then, it is a nuisance...

    But, if someone use ressources from his work for personnal purpose (I do have mp3 on my hard drive at work) and such a behaviour doesn't disturb work (for the person and coworkers), where is the problem ?

    Is something inherently bad ?
    I don't think so...

    TFA doesn't tell how the images where found, but if it's the IT dep following a crash, it is an accident, and I doubt that a director would have the same treatment.

    Porn at work is "bad", like solitaire, msn messenger and youtube...

    1. Re:Why distinctions ? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      TFA doesn't tell how the images where found, but if it's the IT dep following a crash, it is an accident, and I doubt that a director would have the same treatment.

      If I were an IT employee in that case, I'd just quietly delete the pr0n, then invite the employee out to the rowdiest bar in town, give him a brief talking to, and then hope that he gets some action that's not of the playing-the-one-note-flute variety.

      -b.

  30. obvious replacement by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    The question is -- what replaces them?

    Something shorter that can actually be read in less than an hour or some crap.

    The real question is whether the company should be held liable for how much software companies (ie - someone else) have diluted the value of license agreements.

    yes yes yes yes yes accept accept accept.

  31. what will replace them? by superwiz · · Score: 1

    Well, a contract has to be (by definition) an agreement of 2 parties. There has to be some way to show that you know what you agreed to before you agreed to it. How about a short quiz on details of the contract before you are convince the provider of services that you actually understand the contract. Before anyone screams that is too difficult, DMV does it. They have a test you have to pass to prove a basic understanding of the laws governing behavior on public roads. Anyone asking you to sign a click-thorough contract (if they were diligent to make sure there a meeting of the minds) could device a multiple-choice test that you'd have to pass that would test your understanding of the contract.

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    1. Re:what will replace them? by grim4593 · · Score: 1

      I can see it now: No EULA cracks for program installers.

  32. Paper Signatures by TinBromide · · Score: 1

    For employees, have a piece of paper, a "User code of conduct" if you will that says porn = bad, company resources for personal use/gain = bad, and that everything that happens on a computer assigned to a person, or on a user name/password assigned to a person are the responsibility of that person. Leave your computer logged in and someone else does naughty things? Still your fault, its your user name/password. As for eulas and other auto clicks, they should limit the power and scope of eulas. You shouldn't be able to auto click spyware/adware, but you should be able to auto-click "if you install this and it borks your system, don't sue us!" and "this software is mine, i'm letting you use it for free/price, please don't steal it or my work". Since you *should* agree to this. Its sort of like picking up a book, if i pick up harry potter and decide to fly with a broom (and break bones), i can't sue j.k. rowling. Also, if i get harry potter, change names, and attempt to republish under my own name, she (or her US agent) can take civil actions. However, if i pickup the book and contract smallpox, then that's not something "usually" agreed to when picking up a book.

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  33. Office politics by sjwest · · Score: 1

    Some firms have 'no email' days. The odd management reasoning being that people have to walk corridors and interrupt/etc instead. Now suppose you send email on 'no email day' ? should you be pink slipped ?, and since you might be pink slipped for logging into your computer (for failing to work) Dammed if you do and dammed if you don't.

  34. Does this really invalidate TOS? by dlim · · Score: 1

    If you RTFA, there are a couple of factors that affected the ruling (which was made by a NSW Industrial Relations Commissioner, not any kind of judge). In addition to the "air of automaticity", there was not evidence of a zero tolerance policy against pornography.

    The corporation for which I work recently started requiring that all contract employees agree to a "Terms and Conditions of Use Agreement" every time they authenticate to a web application on the corporate intranet. The agreement is currently a 5 page document. If I took the time to read the document every time I agree that I know what it says, I wouldn't have time to do any other work. But, there must be lawyers in the US who are itching to argue that "automaticity" does not invalidate the agreement. I mean, someone convinced management that this was a better way to handle computer usage policies than providing a written document in the employee handbook.

    While the article speaks well of the Australian government, I'm not convinced that we will see a widespread effect as a result of this ruling.

    1. Re:Does this really invalidate TOS? by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
      a NSW Industrial Relations Commissioner


      You misspelt "NSFW".
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  35. Obvious solution by Teun · · Score: 1
    The question is -- what replaces them?

    Rather obvious I'd say, a decent employer (line management and HR) has regular, at least annual, meetings with it's staff.
    These can be called assessments or reviews or whatever, a planning for the coming period/year should be part of them.

    And that's where a code of conduct should be discussed (or even signed when minimal trust is a problem).

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  36. Two EULA Issues by hhawk · · Score: 1

    Against EULAs
    #1 in some locations agreements that must be accepted 100% as is, have been thrown out.

    For EULAs
    #2 Unlike this code of conduct there is a real Quid Pro Quo; you can't install the software unless you click, so it's not mindless in the meta sense.

    Against Eula
    #3 Once you begin the installation process your clicking on all kinds of things and at that point clicking on the EULA agreement is rather mindless.

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    1. Re:Two EULA Issues by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      Copyright law is sufficient to run the software, therefore there is no quid pro quo for the EULA.

    2. Re:Two EULA Issues by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Running a computer program requires that a copy be made. However, even if the computer program is subject to copyright, the copy is automatically non-infringing since without it, the program is unusable for its rightful purpose. So you can run a copyrighted program without explicit permission, because it comes under Fair Dealing Exemption. A contract cannot take away your statutory rights even if you agree to it, and definitely not if you don't agree to it!

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  37. That's not how it works by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not sure TOS/EULA was ever really binding. Couldn't someone just claim ignorance.

    In contracts of this type, the law isn't concerned about you per se. The test is whether a reasonable person in your circumstance would have seen and understood the terms of the contract.

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  38. You must be... by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
    So, I think most of us can agree, porn at work == bad,


    You must be new here.

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  39. Replacements? Laws and signed contracts by davidwr · · Score: 1

    If a US court tosses shrink-wrap licenses on the grounds they are automatic, here's what you'll see replacing them within a few years:

    For consumer-grade shrink-wrapped products and many business products:
    State and federal laws to legitimize most or all common features of shrink-wrap licenses, particularly limits on copying and arbitration clauses.

    For custom software, high-end business software, and the like:
    Signed contracts. On paper. With initials next to every major item.

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    1. Re:Replacements? Laws and signed contracts by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Been tried. See UCITA. Consumer outrage killed it in all but 2 states.

    2. Re:Replacements? Laws and signed contracts by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      For custom software, high-end business software, and the like: Signed contracts. On paper. With initials next to every major item.

      That's done all the time anyway with custom software.

      -b.

  40. The perfect solution by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    The perfect solution would be to ensure that everyone takes along a friendly lawyer, when going their computer store and sit down with the sales clerk and find out what the EULA can and can't let them do. Totally inconvenient but I can imagine a candit camera scene right now :)

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  41. Hooray for Circular Reasoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it bad? Because we say it's bad!

  42. Involuntary Relationships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't imagine what it would be like to go to work for a company who only tolerates my presence because they were ordered to by the government. "We wish we could fire you, but we're not allowed to." Damn! I wouldn't be able to show my face there.

    And it has nothing to do with porn or the stigma associated with porn; it's about not being wanted. Anyone who actually goes back to work after something like that, has no pride or self-respect.

    1. Re:Involuntary Relationships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you feel about discrimination laws?

  43. Demonstrated Knowledge by empedocles · · Score: 1

    Instead of just using click-thrus companies can require their employees to demonstrate knowledge of their rules & regs.

    At a couple of big companies I worked at we had mandatory ethics training each year, followed by a mandatory online ethics test that demonstrated we understood what was discussed as appropriate and non-appropriate. I hated those tests... so much so that my fellow engineers and I used to find ways around taking them - tricking the systems into thinking we passed without actually taking the test. Probably took longer figuring that out each year than actually taking the test!

    But, if some ethical issue had come up I couldn't really plead ignorance, since I had supposedly demonstrated knowledge through the test!

    Of course if I HAD actually taken the test, it might have stopped me from dating that intern... but probably not.

    1. Re:Demonstrated Knowledge by aicrules · · Score: 1

      The company I currently work for has an ethics test. I remember when the small company I worked for was acquired by this company, we all had to take the ethics test at the same time. At that time it was phone-based (dial in list of answers) and, ironically, we started passing around the list of answers once one person had taken it. Great thing to do on an ethics test, eh??? But how it applies here...we passed the test, but really didn't necessarily read the material. The questions were almost entirely common sense, but it saved a lot of time!

  44. Lightspeed ..... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    This would be more interesting if the person worked for Lightspeed University. Then the title of the article could be:

    Man Fired for NOT having porn on his computer.

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  45. Consideration & Negotiability? by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the IRC said there was an 'air of automatically' about the annual signing off of employees on NCR's code of conduct, 'a degree of mechanical, unthinking routine in employees making a commitment to abide by the code.'"
    So, I think most of us can agree, porn at work == bad, but recognition that Click EULAs/other agreements are not binding is probably good. The question is -- what replaces them?


    How about the things that contracts are always supposed to have: consideration and negotiability. When one side has a team of lawyers and the other is intended to blindly accept the agreement, it is not the basis for good contract law. In the US, it's not even supposed to be valid. In the States, a contract is supposed to require consideration (something exchanged for the rights either side is giving up) and negotiability (the ability to discuss and request alteration of specific terms of the contract).

    Beyond the fact that EULA's, AUP's, and employment agreements are rarely negotiable, the negotiability idea implies that both sides must have similar levels of legal understanding or representation. US businesses have been pushing the boundaries on this for years for many reasons, not the least of which is that it enables the side with more laywers to abuse the other side. For a simple example, look at the record industry.

    While the law may not uphold the idea of similar representation, it should be obvious to any rational being that enforcing contracts formed without similar representation is bad for society. It cannot help but lead to the abuses we see today. In fact, there are many places in the States where certain contracts cannot be entered without both parties having legal representation - for example home sales in Connecticut (and I'm sure many states). While I don't much care for the idea of giving more money to lawyers, any system of civil law must eventually devolve to a state where lawyers are required for all human interaction of any consequence. This is the situation the US (and much of the world) finds itself in today. As such, one side having lawyers and the other not leads to an inherently tilted playing field. Given also that the world's predominate economic system (the free market) requires a level playing field, it should be apparent that disproportionate representation is an inherently bad idea.

    How was that for rambling?

    1. Re:Consideration & Negotiability? by archen · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking that eventually the system will have to correct itself. Everyone is already terrified of lawsuits in all shapes or forms coming from all directions. This overhead will eventually come down to a social overhead in the U.S. that will be unsustainable. Everyone knows that in any lawsuits it's the lawyers that win because they make so much money. However lawyers don't really produce anything, and more often than not they aren't even in the avenue of upholding actual law, they've become the enforcement of the inefficient red tape that is suffocating this country to begin with. When the country goes into the ground because of excess debts among other things, it's the lawyers who will probably ride us into the ground and still be on top. But that's life I guess, I mean what defenses do you have against people who manipulate the law?

    2. Re:Consideration & Negotiability? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I have nothing really to add to what Bob9113 has said, except that, as a law student, I can assert that this man knows what he is talking about re consideration and negotiability.

    3. Re:Consideration & Negotiability? by Phoenix+Rising · · Score: 1

      The consideration you receive for signing off on a company's Acceptable Use Policy is that you get paid for your work - it's part of your contract that you agree to corporate policies. In this particular case, it was also the receipt of a corporate laptop for use.

      Have to agree with you on negotiability, though - it's really hard to negotiate with an employer. I've managed a few small concessions in my past several jobs relating to off-hours work (hobbyist programmer and part-time photographer), but I wouldn't expect negotiability on Acceptable Use Policy.

      Personally, I don't see this as being in the same category as an EULA. And if this becomes a generally-accepted ruling, it seriously damages AUPs not only at places of employment, but also at ISPs; think of the spam, man!

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    4. Re:Consideration & Negotiability? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      it's really hard to negotiate with an employer.

      Actually it's not. My last employer had 150,000+ employees, and I negotiated a change in the standard intellectual property assignment agreement to account for my personal projects. For my current employer I negotiated a change in the acceptable use policy for my laptop since I use it when travelling.

      All you have to do is ask.

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    5. Re:Consideration & Negotiability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The consideration you receive for signing off on a company's Acceptable Use Policy is that you get paid for your work - it's part of your contract that you agree to corporate policies. In this particular case, it was also the receipt of a corporate laptop for use."

      Well if I am being paid to follow the AUP of the company then why do I need to work as well?

      I thought I was doing work that generated profit and my salary was based on the value of my work. However, if they don't pay me for that but for obeying the AUP, that's OK too.

    6. Re:Consideration & Negotiability? by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Not quite. Your implication is that consideration and negotiability are supposed to be fair, and that's not true from a legal standpoint. The law is not empowered to judge whether or not a contract was fair--only that a contract was valid. If you sign a contract selling your brand new BMW for $3000, it's a stupid move on your part, but still a valid contract with few exceptions.

      There are very few places in the law where the courts consider the equity of consideration; usually these involve contracts between family members where there is substantial potential for foul play.

      In other words, for contract law purposes, having a team of lawyers on one side and a single lay person on the other is perfectly valid. If the lay person freely chooses to accept a contract and has not been a victim of fraud (misrepresentation of the terms, outright lies about the contents, "surprise" clauses not reasonable to the cause), the grounds of consideration have been met. As for negotiability, standard form contracts are the norm with most regular business transactions--it is too expensive to negotiate terms on a case by case basis when you're doing thousands or millions of the same transaction. Negotiability is more of a concern, legally, in person-to-person contracts and not workplace polices (or EULAs--which this case doesn't truly concern).

    7. Re:Consideration & Negotiability? by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      In other words, for contract law purposes, having a team of lawyers on one side and a single lay person on the other is perfectly valid.

      Oh, I completely concur that this may be the case. Just about anyone is better qualified than I to hold forth on what the current law and practice is.

      All I was talking about is what is good. If one assumes that free market economics is good, and that free market economics works because people can only be trusted to be rationally self-interested, then one must assume that disproportionate representation will lead to abuse. Rational self-interest requires that the person with more power take advantage of the person with less, and that the person with less power accept it.

      There was something (maybe recently here on Slashdot) that demonstrated that there is actually a fair bit of retaliation against people in positions of power who abuse it (the $1000 split between person A and person B experiment), so rational self-interest is clearly not the entire story, but it is not nothing.

      standard form contracts are the norm with most regular business transactions--it is too expensive to negotiate terms on a case by case basis when you're doing thousands or millions of the same transaction.

      A good point. So there is something to be lost either way - from allowing or disallowing standard form contracts. But allowing them unconditionally (without significant and regular analysis of impact on the free market) is a bad idea.

    8. Re:Consideration & Negotiability? by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Certainly unconditional allowance is a bad idea, and from a greater moral standpoint, lots of the contracts consumers enter into are unfair. These are important issues to resolve, but there has to be more to it than government and legal change. People have to change. The is not, nor should it generally be empowered to be, an arbiter of whether a contract is fair--but I also have to stress that I agree with you completely on the moral question. (The following is no longer directed at you, Bob9113).

      I think a particularly huge problem on Slashdot (and in society at large, for that matter) is the gross sense of entitlement people have these days. Inequity of power is more or less inevitable in a free society, but this tremendous outrage over DRM and EULAs and "I want OS X on my PC and anyone who gets in my way is evil!" and whatever thecurrent flavor of the week happens to be is all bogus. On Slashdot in particular, people have a tendency to attack law and government when it doesn't really make sense to do so and without any sort of appreciation for what is compatible with legal philosophy, or even what is legally relevant in a given issue. This sense of entitlement is pervasive, and the businesses suffer from it just as people do--only they have the resources (financial and otherwise) to exert their will better than most.

      DRM and EULAs are neither intrinsically bad nor are they illegal. There are serious problems with current practices and implementations (on both sides of the issue), but the existence and form of both are appropriate (and legally and morally valid). The issues haven't been wholly decided yet. Intellectual property law hasn't fully been translated to the unique needs of the so-called "digital age" yet--it's not yet a ripe question (in the legal sense), but it's close. Consider the Civil Rights Movement in the 1960s. We're still not finished sorting out those issues in the courts. The time for major IP and Internet attention by the law is coming, but we're seeing the growing pains of a new legal specialty. It doesn't happen overnight, and courts are not meant, in the US, to be preemptive or advisory. They deal in "real controversy," that is, actual issues that have occurred in the past. But bitching about the mere existence of EULAs is pointless (especially in this story, which has not a damn thing to do with EULAs), as is bitching about other gripes about software/digital IP/entertainment that aren't in reality caused by said EULAs.

      The bottom line is that people need to stop being bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings (to borrow a line), and they need to stop blaming the government and the courts for everything and use that energy for constructive change and debate if they're unhappy with the status quo.

  46. Employees must get creative by TomRC · · Score: 1

    Since the court doesn't accept 'automatic' or 'mechanical' acceptance, I say each employee must be required to compose and perform a dance routine indicating his or her acceptance.

    Or the courts could simply recognize the right of employers to fire someone who breaks obvious rules.

  47. I'll tell you... by proxy318 · · Score: 1
    The question is -- what replaces them?
    You use the same thing that's been used for centuries - paper contracts. You have you employees sign a paper agreement, keep it on file, and don't let them use your computers until you have their signature. Then, when they violate the agreement, you have a document that can be referred to, and presented in court if needed. Extra work for the IT department - yes. But it's actually a legally binding contract. If you're going to police your network then you need to lay precedent for it.
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    1. Re:I'll tell you... by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      The point here isn't that the contract was necessarily invalid, more that the company also couldn't show they ever enforced it elsewhere - you cannot enforce a policy on a single person, ignoring everyone else.

      That is what contributed to the "automaticity" of the eula; that you had to click it everytime AND noone was enforcing it

  48. The solution is "at will" employment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Australia had "at will" employment, where continuation of employment was completely voluntary in the sense that either employer or employee can quit the relationship at any time, with no penalty, with or without cause, unless otherwise agreed by contract, then this would be non-issue. The employer would not need to prove cause to fire the employee, and being let go would not have so much artificial stigma, because it would necessarily imply any failing on the part of the employee. In addition, because the liability of being an employer would be reduced, more people would choose to become employers rather than employees, which is the way all private sector jobs are created.

    1. Re:The solution is "at will" employment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops. I meant to write "..being let go would not have so much artificial stigma, because it would not necessarily imply any failing on the part of the employee."

  49. Did the poster read the same article that I did? by DeQuincey · · Score: 1
    Here are the most important bits from that article:

    He claimed there was a prevailing culture of tolerance towards such images, which had been circulated to him by a range of senior colleagues, including a director and general manager.

    In its judgment, the IRC said there was an "air of automaticity" about the annual signing off of employees on NCR's code of conduct, "a degree of mechanical, unthinking routine in employees making a commitment to abide by the code".

    The commission also rejected NCR's contention that it had a "zero tolerance policy" to accessing pornography, finding there was "no such policy in existence".

    (Emphasis added)

    This isn't about EULAs, it's about a company not enforcing it's policies.
  50. EULA problem by Cauchy · · Score: 1

    The real issue, of course, is there is nothing I can do if I don't agree with the EULA. They generally say to return the software to the place of purchase, but you can't. They won't take it back if it has been opened, EULA or no EULA. So, the choice is agree to whatever legal agreement offered or be out the money you spent despite the fact that you did not get a chance to read the EULA before you purchased the software.

    1. Re:EULA problem by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      The real issue, of course, is there is nothing I can do if I don't agree with the EULA. They generally say to return the software to the place of purchase, but you can't. They won't take it back if it has been opened, EULA or no EULA. So, the choice is agree to whatever legal agreement offered or be out the money you spent despite the fact that you did not get a chance to read the EULA before you purchased the software.

      I wonder whether we shoud start going into our local computer shops and ask if we can read the EULA before buying the software? I would be curious to see what the staff's reactions would be.

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    2. Re:EULA problem by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      That's not a EULA problem. That's simply a bad business practice problem. You have every right to decline the license agreement and have your money refunded, and the fact that they don't honor their side very easily is a totally separate issue. Take the EULA away and it changes nothing with regard to software makers and vendors taking returns.

  51. This is Australia. by CynicalTyler · · Score: 1

    Let's just remember folks: this is Australia we're talking about. This is the same country that lets its employees disappear for months at a time with no penalty. When someone says they'll be there at 10:00, they mean between 10:30 and 12:00. Corporate America is a little more strict, s all you Americans better think twice before getting your sex on.

  52. Porn at work = Bad? by montyzooooma · · Score: 1

    Not if you're a sperm donor at the fertility clinic.

  53. Contract . . . by Dausha · · Score: 1

    Tie the employee's pay raise into signing the code of conduct. A Contract is an exchange of benefits---if one side gives a benefit and the other does not, then it's a gift. So, the annual rote signing of the CoC represents a one-sided benefit. That is, the company benefits from the avoidance of porn, but the employee gets nothing. Contrastly, the increase in salary is a benefit given to the employee, because pay raises are not obligatory. By having the CoC signed in order to obtain a pay raise, then the CoC goes into the employee contract.

    EULAs are not the same as Codes of Conduct. A EULA is a license between the copyright holder and the prospective user. In order to use the copyrighted work (i.e., enjoy the benefit of the product), then the user must pay for the work and sign the licensing agreement.

    Perhaps Congress should shorten the life-cycle of software copyrights to ten years instead of 95?

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  54. What is porn? by Britz · · Score: 1

    Is it, like ...

    pr0n?

  55. What replaces them - employment contracts. by jonwil · · Score: 1

    Basicly, when employees are employed at the company, make them sign (and make existing employees sign or be fired) a contract. This contract (there is probobly already provisions for NDAs and such written into the contracts) would set down rules such as "no porn at work". If the employee breaks the contract (e.g. by downloading porn at work), there are well established laws and rules governing what happens and what the employer can do.

    Any employee who refuses to sign a contract that prohibits porn at work is not someone you want at your company anyway.

    1. Re:What replaces them - employment contracts. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, but that's still not enforceable.

      When the company says, "sign this or you're fired," then you're signing under duress. They are threatening you with loss of income, and perhaps loss of housing or spousing.

      That's the point - if the contract says stuff like, "as a condition of employment, you gotta sign" then it's not a valid agreement. (This depends on your jurisdiction, of course.)

      The guy should wank at home, though. Who would want to use his office / chair next? Yuck.

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  56. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 2

    So, i saw the title "Login Code of Conduct Found Not Binding" and thought maybe, just maybe, it'd be an interesting article on coding on this news for nerds site. Instead, i find someone who agreed to something and subsequently broke that agreement, and was praised for it. This is very disappointing.

    Stories like this belong on Digg where popularity is high and maturity is low. Can't we have some real stories here, where maturity is high, and popularity is low?

  57. We couldn't even get to porn at NCR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work at NCR and there was indeed a proxy that blocked anything of real interest. Although this guy claims it was at least in part sent to him by other people. I can't say I had any of my coworkers sending me porn.

    Funny though, I don't remember ever agreeing to any "workplace code of conduct" either. If I did, then it certainly was without thought or consideration.

  58. 'air of automatically' by LocalH · · Score: 1

    Obviously someone doesn't know how to read, and also doesn't know how to copypasta.

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  59. Re:Can we have some more sensible intros by tomknight · · Score: 1
    Agreed. "So, I think most of us can agree, porn at work == bad, but recognition that Click EULAs/other agreements are not binding is probably good. The question is - what replaces them?" is as relevant to the article as climate change is to big business CEOs (in their minds). I scrolled down the comments page and found myself reading some crap about EULAs and wondered what what had to do with the article I've jusr read. *Then* I reread the /. intro. Sheesh.

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  60. What time is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Usually I would't give the time of day to an AC

    By the way, I was wondering... could you tell me what time of day it is?

    Thanks! I've always wondered!

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    1. Re:What time is it? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      You'll find the time at the top of your post. Please write it down for future reference.

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  61. In the early days of NCR by Peyna · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they are just continuing in the footsteps of NCR's founder, John Patterson, who was notorious for firing some of the greatest inventors of the time from NCR for misdeeds as simple as riding a horse imperfectly at company events. (They were sometimes re-hired the next day by someone else).

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  62. Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, I think most of us can agree, porn at work == bad, but recognition that Click EULAs/other agreements are not binding is probably good. The question is -- what replaces them?

    Except most workplaces make you sign an agreement that you have read and will abide by the policies set forth in the employee handbook.

    So, like, if it gives you valid uses for company property, and you break from that, you should be able to be fired, with no recourse.

  63. Reading /. at work by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    I don't see why downloading porn at work should be worse than reading /., or playing Minesweeper.

    Then again, I'm not an American, so there is probably some cultural nuances I miss.

  64. replacements by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

    In my workplace, the replacement is a 20-40 minute Flash-based multimedia (yay!) presentation, requiring a mouse-click after every 40-sec. "page", and ending in a silly test. That's a lot of non-automatic clicking. The dozen test questions, while mostly common sense, show that the testee has at least clicked through many pages of company policy.

    Oh, and it's required annually. Now queue up for your annual ethics training (cog version).

  65. Legal Question about TOS/EULA by medarby · · Score: 1

    IANAL (obviously)

    Is there any ruling on the complexity of the wording for TOS/EULAs? Is comprehension not required? These are hard for me to digest; I can only imagine what a high school drop-out makes of them. If the EULA was in French and the buyer did not know French, would it be binding? Is that not a comprehension problem? How is the inability to understand a foreign language different from the inability to understand legalese?

    TIA

  66. Disagreed by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
    So, I think most of us can agree, porn at work == bad

    I don't agree to that.

    If the statement is expanded to something like "many workplaces have policies in place prohibiting the download of porn", then I'd think it a true statement. I'd even accept "porn is a controversial thing, and many people don't want exposure to it". But stated as is, it too easily implies an immoral component to the act of downloading per se, which I feel obligated to reject.

    How ironic that the ./ editor's comments for an article about the bindingness of a login code of conduct end up including the presumption of such a thing.

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    1. Re:Disagreed by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      But stated as is, it too easily implies an immoral component to the act of downloading per se

      I'm not sure I agree with that. Yes, of course that's one interpretation of it, but there's also the fact that porn use tends to be a private and (for many people) embarrassing thing; thus, not the sort of thing that most people would want to do in public. More than that, though, most workplaces explicitly disallow it; in that sense, given that viewing porn at work may well result in you being disciplined or even fired, I'd say that "porn at work == bad" is perfectly valid (apart from the typical programmer's misuse of "==")

  67. Machine-readable? by dthree · · Score: 1

    Maybe something like this would help:

    http://www.javacoolsoftware.com/eulalyzer.html

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  68. What about contract law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thing to realize is that if an employee has been working for 31 years at a company (as per the article), then his employee contract predated the internet.

    Forcing the employee to "update" his contract to a new standard is illegal in most places,
    as there is an undue influence from the employer's side (the employee's loss of the job) and
    there is an additional responsibility on the employer's side (keeping their end of the original contract)

    So if the employee had signed (as in physically signed) a new contract, there should be a quid pro quo, essentally a benefit to him that was not in his old contract. There also should be no duress (even implied) to sign the new contract, so the offer has to be credible enough to be considered (a measly $1 won't be enough to cut it)

    The upshot is that you can't just go off and one-sidedly renegotiate somebody's contract (employment or otherwise) without offering them something and without allowing them to say no.
    That's not a legally binding contract in most jurisdictions (specially those derived from common law).

    The issue of click through vs signing directly is a good one, but in this particular case,
    the defendant's lawyer(s) could have also fallen back on the fundamentals of contract law.

  69. How would they know? by Lanoitarus · · Score: 1

    I suspect his cat is more intelligent and better at the game than plenty of the people Ive grouped with. And probably speaks english better than the farmers. I dont see how blizzard could possibly find out, unless the infamous Warden is now rigged to take over your webcam too.

  70. "EULAs"? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > ...but recognition that Click EULAs/other agreements are not binding is
    > probably good.

    I see no mention of "clicking" or "EULAs" in the article.

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  71. Re:Best Job Ever by Binary+Boy · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, a colleague!

  72. It's still not his property by phorm · · Score: 1

    Downloading at work is just a shade off from downloading with company properly, it's still misuse of a company asset - at work just also means it's on company time as well. Not to mention that quite a lot of people when they download such material are doing so "one-handed," and if a client happened to see a naughty URL or something bad in the cache it could cause issues for the company. In addition, would you want to be the one that got his hand-me-down laptop?

    Still, if he had really wanted to keep the laptop "clean" from his surfing habits, he could have used a thumb drive and a bootable-OS CD. However, if he had really wanted to keep things clean he could have used or bought his own damn laptop.

  73. What can replace them. by jbrader · · Score: 1
    Some college teachers make you take a quiz sometime during the first week of class that's bases on the class curriculum. It's usually fairly short and covers things like the prof's office number, how many tests there will be, what the late work assignment is etc. The whole point is to make your read the damn thing so they don't have to spend time explaining it or so if you whine about something later they can say "You read the syllabus right?"

    Anyway, perhaps instead of just clicking through there could just be a little quiz at the bottom of the EULA and if you don't score high enough it won't install until you do it again.

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  74. Work for a filtering company... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I started at my current company. I filled out an internet use form that was actually an extended sexual harassment waiver. In summary, it read pretty much like this. "While working you have internet access. The internet is a place that some might find offensive. By signing this form you agree to not be offended by some of the content on the internet."

    I work for a company that develops a web filtering (among other types) appliance. This is a blanket form that everyone has to sign for fear of being sued into oblivion by a Sexual Harassment lawsuit because someone saw someone looking at porn.

  75. What is so bad about porn? by houghi · · Score: 1

    I can only agree with the outcome. What I don't get is why people get fired for surfing porn. If your surf for porn, you get fired, no matter it only took about 15 minutes. If you however are bury watching Ebay to get that deal and you are surfing it for several hours, it doesn't matter.

    And what about people who read a newspaper and don't do their work?

    People should be fired not because of the content, but because of the fact they do not do their job. The best solution is a very tight network, with PC's people can use for personal stuff on a seperate network during their breaks.

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    1. Re:What is so bad about porn? by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is why people get fired for surfing porn.

      1. Male employee surfs porn at his desk.
      2. Female employee walks by male's desk, looks over his shoulder, sees porn on screen.
      3. Female employee doesn't care to be exposed to "that" while she is at work, cries "harassment!" and hires lawyer.
      4. Lawyer sucks a ton of money from the female's employer.
      5. Employer says "Geez, that was really expensive for us. What can we do to keep that from happening to us again in the future?"
      6. Employer implements strict Network Acceptable Use Policy.

      That is why people get fired for surfing porn.

    2. Re:What is so bad about porn? by houghi · · Score: 1

      When I recieved poprnographic jokes and such, I always got them from female workers.

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  76. i.e. Define "contract" by msobkow · · Score: 1

    I guess the question is what a EULA or TOS license is providing as a contract.

    Clearly there must be some value exchange or the service or software provider would be a fraud or a thief.

    The common BSD license phrase disclaiming responsibility for a particular purpose or use basically says that the author is taking no responsibility for whether the software does what it was designed to do. From a financial perspective that makes sense, but if the software doesn't do what it was designed for then it may as well not exist, as it serves no defined purpose or function. Such a license is only a legal protection construct, not a measure of any amorphous "thing" software may be.

    Even with "free" or OSS software, there must be some other value a software, service, or distribution provider is selling. I can't see people paying $50+ for a shiny box, so that's not the intrinsic value of shrink-wrap software distribution.

    People must be paying on the presumption that the software will work as advertised and designed.

    Proprietary products must function as documented and designed, and any unreasonable defects must be repaired, the same as an automaker has to issue a recall. The service contracts are analagous to leasing arrangements, where the actual ownership of the product or service isn't at the heart of the deal -- the functionality and honest best efforts to meet service goals is sold by the provider, not actual ownership of the software.

    Similar to safety regulations, industry standards for functionality and services define the minimal capabilities of a product before it can be licensed and used. Products which claim to provide a service without meeting the relevant industry standards are an unnecessary risk, and working around their flaws is an additional ongoing investment over the initial purchase price. i.e. Non-standard is a bad investment for a technical architecture.

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  77. Who knew pr0n was bad??? by Grashnak · · Score: 0

    Okay, so they can't fire him for violating their login agreement. But surely they can fire him for being the kind of moron who thinks that downloading porn at work is okay? I mean, does anyone really need to be told that downloading porn from the office is a bad idea? Its almost like natural selection when people like that get fired.

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  78. Porn & Work = not bad depending on industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In a previous digital video tools company, much of our revenue came from porn companies; and much of our most interesting demo content was itself porn.


    Saying porn at work is bad is recklessly throwing out an important sector of your business that you should be profiting from.


    When discussing our internet policy we seriously considered blocking etrade and hotmail other sites that were only used for personal use -- but the marketing staff made a compelling case (10% of revenue, more of profit) that porn sites should not be blocked.

  79. get it right by benow · · Score: 1

    porn at work == good. most workplaces == bad.

  80. Booze in the server room by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1
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  81. Defects and the blame game. by sowth · · Score: 1

    They probably do that on purpose hoping you will just go buy another. The corporate drones think all "consumers" / "customers" are stupid--unfortunately many are, so the companies get away with it to a point. The people who get it end up shuffling between companies for a long time until they find one who doesn't rip them off. Then the good company changes the CEO, and they start doing shit. Cycle starts over again.

    No joke, I was working as a temp in a mfg plant a few years ago. I was told if there was any defect in the product, place it in such a way so they could blame the customer when it came back. They really do it.

    1. Re:Defects and the blame game. by miyako · · Score: 1

      I've never paid for a replacement on anything that I've bought scratched up. Interestingly, I've found that Best Buy (for all their other faults) has always been best about offering me a replacement. Walmart has been the worst. I only experienced the problem once with a game I got from Gamestop, and they did exchange the game, although they guy was kind of an arsehole about it.
      Walmart is the only place I've found that point blank refused to allow me to exchange the disk (I wasn't even asking for my money back, just a new disk). Now I never shop at walmart if I can possibly help it.

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  82. EULA replacements by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    recognition that Click EULAs/other agreements are not binding is probably good. The question is what replaces them?

    Nothing! What does anyone need that isn't automatically provided by a simple copyright statement? Such a statement asserts that the software can't be copied, redistributed, modified or sold without permission. What more does a proprietary developer want? Anything beyond what copyright grants to the author NEEDS to be an explicit transferal of rights via a contract.

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  83. Courts and procedures (was Re:I Scoff at the TOS/) by sowth · · Score: 1

    I am just curious, but why would lugging in a desktop be a hit against you? What if you don't have a laptop, or the game works on your underpowered laptop but not your destop?

    I told the judge that I tried installing the game, and it didnt play. I went online to update the game, and the updates crashed the computer. Wally World refuses to give me money back for a defective product.

    This is the exact reason I don't like doing business with commercial software companies. They screw you every which way they can, and if their product doesn't work, they don't even give you a refund. At least with open source, you don't have to pay for it and may be able to fix what is broken...

    Just try not to be greedy.

    Yeah, I don't understand why people think they can sue for a million dollars for any minor violation. I've also seen plenty of small businesses go under because they thought they should be instant profit powerhouses, so they charge insane prices. When that happens, it never makes money for the business. The few people who walk in see the prices and run away.

    I repeat DO NOT go down the route of arguing its "copyright violation"

    This is where I would lose. I would probably use the term copyright infringement, and if the judge asked why, I'd say: "Theft is where you go down to the store and take something, copying things without the copyright owner's permission is copyright infringement. I'd rather not do either, but you people are making good arguements for it!"

  84. EULA=blank contract under duress (wasRe:i.e. Defin by sowth · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but I would say a EULA is a blank contract. You buy the product, then take it home. To use the product you just paid for and they won't take it back, you are required to "sign" another contract[1] you didn't see before. It won't run the program you bought until you click "I agree." Isn't this duress? [1]You already created a contractual agreement to own that copy of the software and the store gets the money. As I understand copyright law, you aren't allowed to redistribute more copies, but you are allowed do anything else with it.

  85. Re:Courts and procedures (was Re:I Scoff at the TO by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

    ---I am just curious, but why would lugging in a desktop be a hit against you? What if you don't have a laptop, or the game works on your underpowered laptop but not your destop?

    It comes down to looks. It's more professional looking to have a laptop so the judge can fiddle the 30 seconds if they want. The desktop, while may work, is so damn cumbersome that it detracts from the open-and-shut case you'll have.

    ---This is where I would lose. I would probably use the term copyright infringement, and if the judge asked why, I'd say: "Theft is where you go down to the store and take something, copying things without the copyright owner's permission is copyright infringement. I'd rather not do either, but you people are making good arguements for it!"

    People hate pompous asses, judges included. To argue with a judge on ANYTHING is suicide in your case. Use plain words with simple definitions.

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  86. Re:EULA=blank contract under duress (wasRe:i.e. De by sowth · · Score: 1

    I forgot a link for duress. www.answers.com duress

    I also thought I put a p tag in that paragraph where the footnote starts. Oh well. Sucks to be me. :-)

  87. Where does this leave us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By agreeing to a code of conduct, or a contract, you are making an agreement.

    So now we can just violate contracts or conduct by pulling a Ronny Raygun and saying we don't remember? Civilization itself is based upon understandings between people, and that they will do what they agree to do. If people can just ignore agreements because they don't like them, or because they are inconvenient, or because they are too damn lazy to read/understand anything... where does that leave society?

    Welcome to the future. It's sure starting to seem a lot like institutionalized anarchy.

  88. Training is the replacement--EULAs are for lawyers by NorseWarrior · · Score: 1

    This isn't hard--if you want to have compliance, then train people to do the right thing. Having an check-the-block attitude towards security is a management problem as well as a user problem. I'd bet they also have employee problems with sex discrimination (check the block to say you never tell dirty jokes) and with religious discrimination (a rabbi, a priest and an imam all walk into a bar....). If you want to change behavior, set the example and train people.

  89. congratulations by weierstrass · · Score: 1

    you have won slashdot

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    1. Re:congratulations by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      And I won the judgment. Thats what matters.

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  90. Replace blind clicks with tests of understanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The answer to all this is a short multiple choice test instead of (or in addition to) a simple button labeled "I Have Read And Understood the EULA." For example:

    I am permitted to copy this software:
    (A) Once, for archival purposes
    (B) As many times as I want
    (C) Never
    (D) Once a year, twice on leap year

    I can give away copies of this music to:
    (A) All my friends
    (B) Anyone in the world
    (C) The Easter Bunny
    (D) I can't give away copies of this music.

    It is acceptable to do the following in the chat room:
    (A) Use abusive language
    (B) Use obscene language
    (C) Use racist language
    (D) None of the above

    etc. etc. Don't let the user install until they have passed a test verifying that they understand every clause of every paragraph of the entire EULA. /yes, I know. evil. pure evil.

  91. This is NOT an EULA issue by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

    IAAL, in New South Wales (where this happened), but TINLA

    The directions about acceptable use do not need to constitute a contract - all they need to do is constitute a reasonable and lawful order given to an employee. Where an employee refuses to follow a reasonable and lawful order, they can be dismissed without notice - this is basic employment law. Of course any employee can be dismissed with notice for any reason or no reason at all. No EULA or contract issues here, move along.

    Where the employer ran into problems is with the unfair dismissal rules, which apply in Australia to all employees earning less than around $100,000 per year other than employees of small companies (less than 100 people). These laws require that the employer be fair to the employee when deciding to terminate - that is, that the termination not be harsh, unjust or unreasonable. This means that things like you don't terminate: for breaches of rules not adequately notified; for inadvertent failures unless chronic and the employee has been given notice of their shortcomings and opportunities to improve; for alleged conduct without giving the employee an opportunity to explain themselves; or as in this case, for breaches of rules where there is no real expectation that the rule breached will be enforced.

    The public generally has a simpler understanding of the rules than that, and of course the real rules are much more complex and nuanced. However it wouldn't matter if the rules had been tattooed to the employee's forehead and signed in blood - if the company had created an expectation that they wouldn't be enforced, then the court would have found the dismissal for breaches of those rules to be unfair. The manner in which the rules are notified merely affects what would have to happen to create an expectation that the rules would or would not be enforced.

  92. Slightly incorrect quote by deep+square+leg · · Score: 1

    The IRC didn't refer to an 'air of automatically,' but an 'air of automaticity.' I don't want people to think that Australians are un-edumacated.

  93. Re:That office needs ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What part of debugging code involves touching his hands or even his keyboard? Don't you guys know what CVS is?
    For them, CVS is the pharmacy where they go to get antibiotics and Valtrex after they have to use his keyboard. :-)
  94. Re:EULA=blank contract under duress (wasRe:i.e. De by msobkow · · Score: 1

    a) It has been years since software was packed such that you could not read the EULA before breaking the seal.

    b) No one forced you to buy the software, hence "duress" does not apply.

    c) If, after reading the EULA, you decide not to install the software, return it to the retailer. As a grandparent mentioned, sue for the refund if necessary.

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  95. Dirty Deeds Done Dir t Cheap by DeathSquid · · Score: 1

    As a (previous) employee in Australia, I've questioned some of the draconian things I've been asked to sign. Common responses are "this is just standard.. everybody signs it" or "sign this as is, or you don't get the job". The latter is particularly pernicious since often you are only presented with this paperwork on your first day, i.e. after quitting your last job. It's good to see courts finding such dirty tricks as being unenforceable. Australian management, being amongst the worst in the world, typically seem to rely on these "techniques" rather than honest negotiation.

  96. Is the EULA so bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's interesting to me that the related issue of EULAs on software has met with such negative feedback here. Sure, I almost invariably click through a EULA without reading it whenever I install a piece of software, but surely the creator of some software that I've just downloaded for free has a right to ask something of me in exchange for use of the software? The important point is that I can still **choose** whether or not to install the software. I see no reason why the software should come with "no strings attached" -- provided I get to choose whether or not to take the whole package, after being made aware of **both** the features and the strings. The only improvement I would make is to suggest that paid-for software should provide the potential customer with the opportunity to read the EULA before purchase.

  97. Re:EULA=blank contract under duress (wasRe:i.e. De by PastaLover · · Score: 1
    a) It has been years since software was packed such that you could not read the EULA before breaking the seal.

    Huh? Most software I've seen might state on the box that there's an EULA inside, but there's no way they'll manage to get that lengthy thing printed on the box. In most cases you have to take it home, open it, insert the cd, and read the EULA when the installer comes up. I don't know what seal you're talking about, but I'm sure I've broken it already in that little sequence.

  98. Re:EULA=blank contract under duress (wasRe:i.e. De by sowth · · Score: 1

    b)I think you are confused as to where the duress comes. It has nothing to do with someone forcing the customer to buy the software. They hold the software you already bought hostage until you click the EULA. You already paid for it--you own it, you don't have to agree to anything after. I think forcing a person to agree to a contract before they are alowed to use property they own should be considered duress, if it isn't already.

    c)If a store has a policy requiring me to sue if there is anything wrong with a product I buy from them, I am not shopping there. Maybe you can go down to court for every little reason, but most people can't afford to waste the time and effort required.