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A Press Junket To Redmond

christian.einfeldt writes "Our very own Roblimo Miller was invited to an all-expenses-paid tour of the Microsoft campus because he is supposedly 'not friendly' to Microsoft. Writes Roblimo: 'I came away with a sense that Microsoft doesn't currently have a clear sense of what Microsoft should be and where Microsoft should be going... I also think, from what I heard during my visit and what other Microsoft employees and customers have told me at other times, that it has degenerated into a series of disconnected fiefdoms that aren't all moving in the same direction.'" Linux.com and Slashdot are both owned by OSTG.

329 comments

  1. why? by netsfr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why has Redmond been so friendly to linux recently?

    1. Re:why? by Bieeanda · · Score: 2, Funny
      With apologies to the Church Lady:

      Could it be... terror?

    2. Re:why? by harrkev · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would imagine that it is because they know that they are alienating a large part of their user base (or potential user base). I guess that this is an attempts to win the "hearts and minds" of the people, and it is having about as much success as the US is having with the same plan in Iraq.

      The truly sad thing is that they push WPA, WGA, DRM, Trusted Computing, overly-restrictive licensing, etc., and think that a simple junket and a couple of freebies can make up for treating customers like crap.

      Hey, Microsoft:
      If you are reading this, try treating your customers like you value them. I am about as a law-abiding citizen that you can find. I do not appreciate all of the restrictions that you place on your products in an effort to keep me honest. Your slogan used to be "Where do you want to go today?" Now, it is "You can't go there. We will tell you where we will let you go." Wise up before it is too late.

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    3. Re:why? by mypalmike · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, Microsoft:
      If you are reading this...


      Corporate anthropomorphism still sucks.

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    4. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they are going to "divide and conquer" Linux community.

    5. Re:why? by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2, Funny
      The truly sad thing is that they push WPA, WGA, DRM, Trusted Computing, overly-restrictive licensing, etc., and think that a simple junket and a couple of freebies can make up for treating customers like crap.
      Sounds good to me. Where do I sign up?
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    6. Re:why? by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      Because they found something in the SCO vs IBM case that they will spring on the community in due time.

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    7. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more simple than that.

      Linux has been doing big money recently and MS goes where the money is.

      The funny thing is tha MS is selling services/software to the Linux market.

    8. Re:why? by mixnblend · · Score: 1

      Beware of geeks bearing end user covenants not to sue....or something to that effect....

    9. Re:why? by topical_surfactant · · Score: 3, Informative
      The truly sad thing is that they push WPA, WGA, DRM, Trusted Computing, overly-restrictive licensing, etc.
      No kidding there. As long as Microsoft goes out of their way to treat me like a criminal, I will go out of my way to find alternative computing solutions. Not running an OS that requires me to call Microsoft every time I want to re-install it was just the incentive I needed to spend the time to get all of my hardware running under Linux.


      Now I'm over the major part of the Linux learning curve! The view from up here is much nicer, and I have Microsoft to thank for it.

    10. Re:why? by westlake · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I would imagine that it is because they know that they are alienating a large part of their user base (or potential user base)

      Reality Check 101.

      The Slashdot Geek is not Microsoft's core market.

      Your employer likes the idea of Trusted Computing.

      To the home user, WPA is Click. Click. Done. He doesn't hate Microsoft. He has never hated Microsoft. He lives in a country where corporate hardball is the true national sport.

      DRM is paying $56 for two years of Y! Unlimited through your debit card in a seasonal promotion.

      Wise up before it is too late.

    11. Re:why? by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wise up before it is too late. Right, 'cause if you don't start licking Microsoft's ass right now, the cops are going to come put you in jail.
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    12. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your employer likes the idea of Trusted Computing.

      Actually it's 3 guys that my employer has that like the idea of MS "Trusted Computing.". The rest of us like Trusted Computing but would prefer that we got it from some place else (Ok... not the rest of us... most of us don't really care...).

    13. Re:why? by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer."

      "If you are going to kill someone, you should be able to smile at them when you pull the trigger."

      Ring any bells?

      Novell Headquarters: "Hey! We just got a cool wood horsie from Microsoft! Lets put it in the Board room!"

    14. Re:why? by Cairo_911 · · Score: 1
      "First the ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

      My guess is that "they're" somewhere between step 3 and 4.

    15. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You nerds around here are exaggerating everything and people go on with their lives to completely enjoy the products; obviously facts speak for themselves as people continue to use Windows products perfectly fine and only Slashdot has headline articles about how bad they are.

      Just you fucks in the Open Source community and your armchair activists are the only ones complaining about knit picking it apart.

      You keep screaming DRM is the end of the world but I keep using all my MS products completely fine. I run my copy of Windows Vista RTM perfectly fine and can do everything I did in 95,98,ME,NT,XP,Suse with my videos/mp3s/pics/documents/networking and do it much easier/quicker.

      Just try to pull your heads out of your asses and see that you guys are in the minority on this opinion and you cannot do anything about it but whine like woman and try to make a new hack for it.

    16. Re:why? by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Your employer likes the idea of Trusted Computing.

      Then your employer is run by idiots. After all, the company doesn't have control over the TPM either! Think of it this way: if it screws up on a home machine, you lose access to your vacation photos. If it screws up on a business machine, it can cripple the whole company. And that goes for WGA too.

      What kind of idiot do you have to be to trust your business to a third party? And don't even get me started on governments using Windows...
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    17. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No kidding there. As long as Microsoft goes out of their way to treat me like a criminal, I will go out of my way to find alternative computing solutions.


      As long as Microsoft goes out of their way to treat me like a criminal, I will go out of my way to act like a criminal. If I'm going to get punished, I might as well get the benefits of the crime as well.
    18. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. Are you one of the "get real about DRM" astroturfers ? Do you get paid to post ?

    19. Re:why? by Baricom · · Score: 1
      What kind of idiot do you have to be to trust your business to a third party?
      Sure, trusted computing is definitely not a good idea, but the conclusion you ultimately draw is just silly. The whole point of society is to simplify one's situation through dependence and trust on others. Every business runs on at least some degree of trust. Trust must be granted to suppliers, employees, credit card companies, banks, customers, and so forth. Regardless of stereotypes to the contrary, trust needs to be extended in today's society. Being alone won't cut it.
    20. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, and I forgot to add screw you all for your pissant comments about Steve Balmer. I would perform fellatio on him in a second. God I love his balding, pasty, chubby goodness. I want him to wrap his legs around my head. I want to bend over, pull back my cheeks and accept his throbbing DRM... oh, oh oooooohhhhh.

    21. Re:why? by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      Reality Check 101.

      The Slashdot Geek is not Microsoft's core market.

      What about in ten years, when said Slashdot Geek has long graduated from university and gets promoted to a position where they can start to make purchasing decisions? (Apologies to those with 4-digit UIDs, who may already be old enough for this to have happened.)

      Along this line, I should probably also mention that in my CS classes, what looks like at least a quarter (and more likely a third) of the laptops people bring to class regularly run some version of Linux. And when we had a ACM-hosted conference a couple months ago, I'd say that over half of the laptops people had were running Linux.

      Your employer likes the idea of Trusted Computing.

      Separate issue. And I rather suspect that OS-level trusted computing would be Good Enough, particularly since hardware-level trusted computing (1) is only important if you don't trust the OS, and (2) ties things to specific pieces of hardware, which can fail.

    22. Re:why? by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      What about in ten years, when said Slashdot Geek has long graduated from university and gets promoted to a position where they can start to make purchasing decisions? (Apologies to those with 4-digit UIDs, who may already be old enough for this to have happened.)

      By that time, most of them will no longer *be* the Slashdot Geek.

    23. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't kid yourselves. You'll all be unemployed.

    24. Re:why? by DMoylan · · Score: 1

      >I would imagine that it is because they know that they are alienating a large part of their user base (or potential user base).

      no the user base doesn't know what an os is for the most part. the herd will go with windows as that is what the rest of the herd uses.

      what they are losing is the free tech support given by nerds and techs who used to use windows but are now using mac or linux. when my family ring me and ask for tech support in windows and i tell them sorry i don't use windows anymore and that it could take me hours to learn how to remove (insert virus of the week) if it is possible and that it would be faster to go to the person they bought the system from and get them to fix it.

    25. Re:why? by bint · · Score: 1

      ...or "First get behind them, *then* you can stab them in the back"

    26. Re:why? by topical_surfactant · · Score: 1
      There's something to that as well. Before I completely gave up on Microsoft, I used my legit version of XP - but I always cracked it instead of activating, because that was easier (and more dignified) than having to call MS to ask permission every time I wanted re-install.


      If you're reading this Microsoft, take your shitty "product activation" and go f*** yourself.

  2. glass houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That it has degenerated into a series of disconnected fiefdoms that aren't all moving in the same direction.

    How is that any different than the state of Open Source Software?

    not trolling either...

    1. Re:glass houses by michrech · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How is that any different than the state of Open Source Software?

      Probably because "Open Source Software" has never pretended to be otherwise?

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    2. Re:glass houses by QMO · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My (purely off-the-cuff, entirely unsubstantiated, speculative) answer would be: It is arguable that an OSS project often grows, matures, innovates faster and increases in value and resources when it forks.

      When a monolithic brand (like Microsoft) lacks unified direction, it not only loses a chunck of the marketing advantage of being a well-known brand, it also tends to stagnate (slower innovation) and lose resources.

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    3. Re:glass houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My (purely off-the-cuff, entirely unsubstantiated, speculative) answer would be: It is arguable that an OSS project often grows, matures, innovates faster and increases in value and resources when it forks.

      Details? Examples?

    4. Re:glass houses by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, at least the OSS movement was created in the air of disjointed operations that somehow manage to somehow fit into each other. The approach is a completely different one. OSS is created, and if it's good, it is used by the other developers. If it's crap, it will be tossed aside.

      A programmer at MS on the other hand knows his software or API will be used, whether it's good or not, because it was demanded to exist.

      Now, how do you get other devs to use your tools? By creating good interfaces and at least a working documentation. Only if there is nobody creating a competing interface you can resort to "read the effing source". Which is not really an option at MS either.

      That's the difference.

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    5. Re:glass houses by gid13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, for one thing, MS is primarily an OS and office vendor, not a maker of every kind of closed source software. So a better comparison might be MS versus, say, Ubuntu + Open Office.

      For another, traditional wisdom (depending on how you define it, I guess) would say that the fact that Windows is entirely developed by one company should lead to greater project cohesion. Which it may have done; some might say this is why Windows has traditionally been easier to use. However, this illustrates why it would be a problem for it to degenerate into disconnected fiefdoms; it could lose an advantage.

      Lastly, looking at Ubuntu, I think that open source developers are either beginning to figure out how to be cohesive despite being relatively disconnected people all over the world (they have after all been doing this for a while), or possibly Ubuntu is just paying people to do that part of the job that nobody else wants to.

    6. Re:glass houses by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      You could as easily make the argument that an OSS fork also increases consumer confusion and support difficulties (not to mention splitting up the already strained pool of developers into competing camps).

      -Eric

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    7. Re:glass houses by misleb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Difference is that open source is SUPPOSED to be that way. Cathedral vs. Bazaar and all that...

      -matthew

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    8. Re:glass houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People who live in glass houses... shouldn't throw chairs."

    9. Re:glass houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unsubstantiated!

    10. Re:glass houses by QMO · · Score: 1

      Not that I disagree with your points, because I actually agree with them, still.

      I think that part of the nature of the OS model is that often when a project forks the number of developers (and support people, and users, which are likely intersecting groups) increases.

      I know this doesn't always happen. Sometimes the fork may kill the entire project.

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    11. Re:glass houses by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How is that any different than the state of Open Source Software?

      1. Because OSS was designed to actually function that way, whereas MS has not.
      2) Because each individual OSS project doesn't depend on the others for success, whereas MS has intentionally integrated many of its divisions so that they do depend on each other (Windows and Office and IE, for instance).
      3) Because MS has a single leadership, and any a leadership without a coherent plan is a bad one. OSS has many leaders for many projects, and they need not each have the same goal.
      4) Each individual OSS project may in fact have a strong leader with a clear well thought out plan. The successful ones usually do.

    12. Re:glass houses by QMO · · Score: 1

      (Remember, this is still non-expert and off-the-cuff.)

      Examples of poor performance when direction is lost: Novell, Corel, Sears

      Examples of increased success by forking: RedHat, Novell

      (Yes, I see the apparent contradiction. Working out what I mean is left to the reader.)

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    13. Re:glass houses by awitod · · Score: 1

      A programmer at MS on the other hand knows his software or API will be used, whether it's good or not, because it was demanded to exist. In my experience you are quite wrong about this. Microsoft is a fairly ruthless meritocracy and when an individual or group put something out there that is crap, the most likely thing to happen, unless the crap happens to be in some very, very important place, is that it will be supplanted by a competing stack from a newer or overlapping product.

      Heck, it doesn't even have to be crap. It might just be that the other group has different needs or that opinion on what is 'best' change.

      How many data access stacks can you count from the last 15 years? ODBC, DAO, RDO, OLEDB, ADO, ADO.Net, LINQ....

      How many different forms engines and editors?

      It's because MS has ALWAYS been a collection of fiefdoms.
    14. Re:glass houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that, to be a customer, you have to pay to play with Microsoft.

    15. Re:glass houses by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but this stems not from what the devs want but what the powers that are want, whose team created it. It's not a matter of quality it's a matter of personal preference of someone who decides which approach is the "right" one. And this someone has more often than not the burden of actually using it.

      In OSS, there is no management apparatus behind it. If there are, say, two sound libraries, the one that offers most or easiest implementation to the person who has to use it will be used. The person using it decides. And IMO, that's the person that should decide.

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    16. Re:glass houses by ezzewezza · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's the same difference as building a mosaic out of a bunch of different colored tiles and dropping one breaking one big painted tile into different pieces. One is fragmented and put together by design, the other is broken.

    17. Re:glass houses by lostboy2 · · Score: 1

      Well, saying that Microsoft is as bad as Open Source is another way of saying that Open Source is as good as Microsoft.

      So, even if the Open Source community is also "a series of disconnected fiefdoms that aren't all moving in the same direction", if Microsoft isn't any better then that eliminates one reason/argument to use Microsoft products instead of Open Source products.

      If/when the idea that Open Source is as good as Microsoft seeps into the zeitgeist, that will be a dark day for Microsoft, I'll wager.

    18. Re:glass houses by radtea · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How is that any different than the state of Open Source Software?

      It is different because F/OSS has never had the single-minded goal that MS did in the 80's and 90's. "A computer on every desktop and in every home" has to be one of the best mission statements of any organization anywhere. It is actionable at all levels, from negotiating ubiquitous OEM deals to ensuring user-friendly features.

      The problem facing MS now is that they have achieved their mission and have nothing to replace it with. In a decade we've gone from Win3.1's breakout to XP, which is a stable, fully-featured OS that satisfies the vast majority of needs of the vast majority of users. I run Linux (Slackware, which I've run since 0.96 days) on my servers and one laptop, but XP does everything I want on my business laptop and Windows development machine (some customers want Windows apps--go figure.) It's not like I'm a natural MS customer, it's just that their OS actually serves my needs.

      MS is like Alexander the Great after his conquest of the East. Far from weeping that there were no more worlds to conquer, he was purportedly thinking about western conquests when he died. But his great mission in life, the conquest of Persia and it's dependencies, was finished. He had to pause and consider what he was going to do next before going on, whereas before that the mission was clear and all that mattered was its execution. (Note to history pendants: yeah, yeah, yeah.)

      What we know about MS is: they are sitting on a mountain of cash, and they have a history of flailing around before figuring out what to do next. I expect we'll see a lot of very expensive flailing on the next few years. It'll be an interesting show that we all should enjoy watching.

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    19. Re:glass houses by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1
      Probably because "Open Source Software" has never pretended to be otherwise?

      Plus, OSS projects are not hamstrung by a stifling overarching bloated bureaucracy. If Microsoft wanted to be as agile as OSS, it could ponder embracing its fiefdoms and reducing its bureaucracy.

    20. Re:glass houses by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How is that any different than the state of Open Source Software?

      Probably because "Open Source Software" has never pretended to be otherwise?

      Or more likely, because "Open Source Software" isn't trying to control how you use it.

    21. Re:glass houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If Microsoft wanted to be as agile as OSS, it could ponder embracing its fiefdoms and reducing its bureaucracy."

      That would end up in a lawsuit.

    22. Re:glass houses by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Funny
      (Note to history pendants: yeah, yeah, yeah.)

      Unfortunately for you, I'm a spelling pedant (with only one 'n')!

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    23. Re:glass houses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that were true, the word "licensing" would never be mentioned.

    24. Re:glass houses by strider44 · · Score: 1

      Everyone in OSS can see what the other people are doing.

    25. Re:glass houses by Arker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was thinking something similar when I read this.

      I don't think the decentralisation factor here is their problem, at all. A decentralised structure has lots of advantages, and it's really the only efficient way to organise any entity of such size.

      The problem is the opposite - despite a certain degree of decentralisation in fact, it's still nominally a monolithic company, and the central authorities are imposing a huge overhead, a huge beaureacracy, on top of that. This is a company with MANY layers of managers. They're trying to tie the semi-feudal structure on the ground together with these layers after layers of managers, leading back to the central authority, and to impose a single over-arching rule over all of them.

      Microsoft would work much better if they started spinning off operations left and right and quit trying to control what happens on the ground.

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    26. Re:glass houses by mysticgoat · · Score: 1


      That it has degenerated into a series of disconnected fiefdoms that aren't all moving in the same direction.

      How is that any different than the state of Open Source Software?


      Superficially, both look messy.

      Microsoft is a hierarchal structure in the process of disintegrating. Elements and components are breaking free of constraints external to them and moving away from each other.

      Every successful FOSS project I am aware of is a self-organizing structure. More elements and components are coming together than are moving apart, and for the most part the motive forces bringing things together are internal within each element and component rather than imposed from without.

      Does that help show the differences?

    27. Re:glass houses by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      How is that any different than the state of Open Source Software?

      not trolling either...


      Nice troll. The difference is that open source software is a not-for-profit meritocracy. When some open source project goes off in a useless direction, it simply dies and doesn't go onto some politically-motivated life support. For the most part.

      Another difference is, with vastly more active contributors than Microsoft's relatively small nucleus of developers, open source can afford to pursue a breath-first search of a problem space.

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    28. Re:glass houses by stonedonkey · · Score: 1

      How is that any different than the state of Open Source Software?

      I see what you're saying, but I don't know if it's fair to compare an entire philosophy to a single product, even one the size of Vista.

  3. just what I've always said by radar+bunny · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Its not that microsoft is such a "evil company" or intentionally releasing bad product, or not carring about the quality. It is just another case of a company getting too big and trying to do too much. In 10-15 years google will be in the same boat.

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    1. Re:just what I've always said by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its not that microsoft is such a "evil company" or intentionally releasing bad product, or not carring about the quality. It is just another case of a company getting too big and trying to do too much. In 10-15 years google will be in the same boat.

      Wrong on all counts:

      - Microsoft can be said to be evil as a company, because they play so rough in the marketplace that they have ruined countless companies in their growing process.

      - Microsoft doesn't care about quality, they care about money. They will care about quality (and they're moving in that direction these days) when shoddy products stop making just as much money as good ones.

      - It is not a case of a company growing too big: Microsoft has been doing a lot for a long time and has been extremely focused so far.

      As for Google, IMHO it remains to be seen if this is not simply an enormous balloon full of hot air... At any rate, Google and Microsoft have very different company cultures, so they're not really comparable.

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    2. Re:just what I've always said by jo42 · · Score: 1

      History has shown that all over-reaching empires collapse sooner or later. Some with a mightier thud than others. Microsoft's thud cannot come too soon...

    3. Re:just what I've always said by dreadclown · · Score: 1
      Microsoft's thud cannot come too soon...

      Speak for yourself. I'll wait for Thud SP1.

    4. Re:just what I've always said by pesc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft doesn't care about quality, they care about money.

      I'm not so sure about that. It seems to me that they care more about dominating and crushing competition, than about money. For Microsoft, "winning" is not about earning more than the competition, it's about cutting off the oxygen and killing them.

      Of course, once the competition is killed, a monopoly is established and profits can be made.

      This, of course, makes Microsoft an even more evil company.

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    5. Re:just what I've always said by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I have to tell you, some of your post comes off as anti-business.

      Microsoft can be said to be evil as a company, because they play so rough in the marketplace that they have ruined countless companies in their growing process.

      Being successful in the marketplace and "ruining" competitors doesn't make one "evil." If I sell better lemonade than the stand down the street and put them out of business through my superior marketing and distribution, that doesn't mean I'm evil. I agree that Microsoft's OEM deals in the 90s were anti-competitive, but that also doesn't make someone evil. Evil is a very subjective, religious term that is grossly misused by Slashdotters.

      Microsoft doesn't care about quality, they care about money. They will care about quality (and they're moving in that direction these days) when shoddy products stop making just as much money as good ones.

      They do care about quality; their legacy codebase makes it difficult to produce any. Obvious this is something to fault them for, but to claim they only care about money is silly. All companies care about financial returns for their efforts.
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  4. What were they thinking? by MeanMF · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not sure what MS thought they were going to get by inviting a "true believer" to their campus, but the article is pretty much exactly what you'd expect.

    1. Re:What were they thinking? by Macthorpe · · Score: 5, Funny

      My thoughts exactly.

      What I was going to say was:

      Newsflash: Pro-Linux reporter invited to visit Microsoft and gives biased report.

      Later on in this show: A group of nuns visit Amsterdam and don't enjoy it.

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    2. Re:What were they thinking? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If Roblimo is a good journalist, then his personal opinions shouldn't enter into his review of the tour, i.e. he should be impartial. If on the other hand he's a rabid Linux fan, which I doubt, then I think Microsoft is right to invite him: you'd be surprised the number of pseudo-fanatics who switch side when the "enemy" treats them nice one day. We all know it won't happen with Roblimo, but Microsoft is perfectly right to try.

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    3. Re:What were they thinking? by IDontAgreeWithYou · · Score: 2, Informative
      If Roblimo is a good journalist, then his personal opinions shouldn't enter into his review of the tour

      Well, you could have... wait for it... RTFA and see that clearly his personal opinions did enter into his review and saved yourself the time it took you to type that first sentence.

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    4. Re:What were they thinking? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Well, you could have... wait for it... RTFA and see that clearly his personal opinions did enter into his review and saved yourself the time it took you to type that first sentence.

      It's called irony. You know, it's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron...

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    5. Re:What were they thinking? by IDontAgreeWithYou · · Score: 1

      I figured as much, I'm just saying that it was an unecessary use of the internet's valuable space and time.

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    6. Re:What were they thinking? by maynard · · Score: 1

      Later on in this show: A group of nuns visit Amsterdam and don't enjoy it.

      Oh, they enjoyed it. That sneering frown is just meant to throw you off, like a bluff at the poker table. There is some question whether they remember the trip, however.

    7. Re:What were they thinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that matter, he could have noted that Roblimo works for Slashdot and answered the "good journalist" question right there.

    8. Re:What were they thinking? by techamed · · Score: 1

      I guess I have to ask the same question... How did Microsoft expect us to respond? of course were going to be biased...

    9. Re:What were they thinking? by gutnor · · Score: 1

      It seems sometimes that Slashdot readers think that everybody in a company think the same, eat the same, say the same. You do not become the company when you enter it (even after the 'induction' meeting), and maybe we in the tech world have more choices than others, but I see that most people around me take a job to pay their bill, because they will work in a nice team with friendly people or because that will boost their career. Hell, by Slashdot standard, everybody should work for either Google or Apple.

      Microsoft is full of real people that probably cares about their job and just want to show it in the best light. Maybe some PM managed to bullshit their management and just take the opportunity to invite Slashdot on their campus, just for the fun.

      Hmm, optimism, that's what happen when you don't wear your tinfoil hat for almost week :-)

    10. Re:What were they thinking? by multisync · · Score: 1
      If Roblimo is a good journalist, then his personal opinions shouldn't enter into his review of the tourIf Roblimo is a good journalist, then his personal opinions shouldn't enter into his review of the tour


      What, exactly, should he base a 'review' on other than his personal opinion?

      Gee, Roger Ebert said he hated that movie. I wish he'd keep his personal opinions to himself and give us an unbiased review.
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    11. Re:What were they thinking? by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Later on in this show: A group of nuns visit Amsterdam and don't enjoy it. The Drunk Bishop, however had a great time. ;)
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    12. Re:What were they thinking? by Grisha · · Score: 1

      Um, actually I believe it's called sarcasm.

      -g

    13. Re:What were they thinking? by 6 · · Score: 1

      No, bad journalist will tell you he is impartial, even though humans can nearly never be. A good journalist will fairly and accurately represent what they saw and perceived and tell you what presuppositions they bring to the table. Rob did exactly that. I personally prefer that to a false attempt at impartiality.

  5. They only found 10 people? by elcid73 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Supposedly, a total of 10 people were invited, specifically chosen because they were not friendly toward Microsoft.

    I think they could have looked a little harder for people "not friendly" to MS.

    1. Re:They only found 10 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who hate Microsoft and those who don't know binary

    2. Re:They only found 10 people? by harrkev · · Score: 1
      I think they could have looked a little harder for people "not friendly" to MS.
      Yes, but even Microsoft could not afford to pay for a junket for every person who doesn't like them. I doubt that there are even enough hotel rooms in Washington.
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    3. Re:They only found 10 people? by garcia · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think they could have looked a little harder for people "not friendly" to MS.

      I can see it right now:

      FROM: Press Junket Passport
      TO: Anonymous Coward
      SUBJ: Formal Press Junket Invite

      Dear Mr. Coward,

      We have decided you are unfriendly towards Microsoft and we ask that you join Slashdot's Roblimo on a tour of our Redmond campus. You will have limited access to staff but you will get a great feeling for th excitement that is rippling through our campus. Don't think of it like a UN envoy being led around internment camps. Think of it as a freedom tour!

      If you see any chairs near broken glass, best to be quiet and keep moving, fast.

      If you have any questions, please wait till the end of the tour. You will be signing an NDA and will not be allowed to post this to Slashdot or your personal journal (http://slashdot.org/~anonymous/journal) after completion of the tour.

      Please let us know what kind of caffeinated drinks you want during your tour.

      Sincerely,
      Media Relations Team
      Microsoft

    4. Re:They only found 10 people? by mordors9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would certainly feel friendlier toward them with an all expenses paid trip to Tahiti...

    5. Re:They only found 10 people? by kabz · · Score: 1

      The saddest part of this whole farce was the desperate attempt to get 'happening' operating system Linux ported to the lame-ass Zune(ral).

      Man, that's just so sad. Pleeeease make us hip. Yeeeeaaaccccchhhhh!

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  6. disconnected fiefdoms by Speare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I say this with experience: this is what Microsoft has pretty much *always* been, by design. Except for the guy with the lousy haircut, Microsoft intentionally divided into business units that were to behave as independent "companies." Each had their own vision, their own agenda, their own tactics on how to get there. Just trying to get an App's new feature melted into the System side of the house for anyone to use... it was like murder. Nevermind a Systems guy telling the Apps folks why they shouldn't rely on the broken older features like metafiles. And then as the antitrust issues were creeping in, everyone saw this Chinese Wall between the Apps and Systems divisions as a *good* thing. Of course, that meant that they couldn't turn and leverage new trends like modems and ftp and this newfangled http thing, but they figured that once it became ubiquitous, everyone would just naturally buy Microsoft products on inertia alone. We see how that's worked out...

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    1. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      Hmmm....I thought he described my marriage as well.

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    2. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by jasontheking · · Score: 1

      it sounds like splitting up the company as part of the DoJ vs M$ trial, if it was done along those business unit lines , could have had almost no affect at all... just made it harder in future to prove collusion.

    3. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by Pascal+Sartoretti · · Score: 1

      this is what Microsoft has pretty much *always* been, by design. Except for the guy with the lousy haircut, Microsoft intentionally divided into business units that were to behave as independent "companies."

      Then Microsoft should be easy to be split up in a few independant companies?

    4. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by ergo98 · · Score: 1
      I say this with experience: this is what Microsoft has pretty much *always* been, by design

      Indeed. It's interesting that it could be cast as a problem with Microsoft, as some of Microsoft's greatest disasters have been when they've tried to all move in the same direction...which basically means that they all move as slow as their slowest part.

      If every tiny group at Microsoft were free to do what solved their niche best, it would be a fearsome machine. As it is, they're all hobbled by considering themselves their biggest competitor, forever designing around politics as much as they design around technology and the user.
    5. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Very likely. And the OS company would have still had a monopoly in operating systems, the Apps company would still have a monopoly in Office applications and the Server company would still be working very hard towards a monopoly in servers.

    6. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all the other companies would go bankrupt. Only the OS and Office divisions are actually making money.

    7. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Of course, that meant that they couldn't turn and leverage new trends like modems and ftp and this newfangled http thing,

      Ok, I keep seeing this claim that Microsoft was way behind the Internet curve... and I always wonder, "compared to WHAT?" MacOS at the time didn't even supply TCP/IP with the OS, you had to download a third-party control panel called MacTCP. God knows Linux hardly worked at all in that timeframe. Meanwhile, Windows 95 supported ethernet and modems all built-in and came with a browser.

      In what way was Microsoft behind the Internet curve, and compared to whom? Let's stomp out this piece of FUD once and for all.

    8. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      That or they are scuttling the company (similarly to the way Slashdot is).

      Nothing like corporate dollars to totally change how the "little man" learns about the world.

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    9. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Virtually every unix around at the time supported TCP/IP natively...
      VMS also had support for TCP/IP, tho i don't think it was on by default.
      AmigaOS had an official TCP stack made by Commodore (admittedly it was pretty crap, so most people ran third party stacks)
      Most of the Internet consisted of unix machines anyway.
      Microsoft was behind the curve in the days before windows 95, because users of DOS, whether running windows on top of it or not, had to obtain a third party stack in order to connect, whereas many unixes could connect out of the box.

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    10. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Unix was ONLY a server OS at the time. Comparing apples-to-apples, desktop OS to desktop OS, Windows was far ahead of most other OSes at the time in connecting to the Internet.

      Sure, if you compare the CLIENT version of Windows with the SERVER version of Unix, then it looks back... but that's not a valid comparison. Compare Windows with Macintosh, or with Amiga, and now you have a valid comparison... and it looks like Microsoft was either on-par or ahead of its competition. Saying otherwise is just revisionism FUD.

    11. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by Ibn+al-Hazardous · · Score: 1

      Hello,
      it's nice to see young people around here.

      Back in 1995 it would have been easy to refute your false statements, since we would only have had to turn the computer on. Windows 95 came with some kind of TCP/IP support, but did not come with MSIE. When finally MSIE came around, it was the dreaded v2 (rebranded Mosaic) - which didn't support frames, and had numerous other problems. And, the fun part - I had to connect directly to MS' modem pool to download MSIE with a command line tool. A very unix experience.

      It wasn't until MSIE v3 that Win95 actually had a useful browser made by MS, and IIRC it was only distributed on later preinstalled versions of Win95 (which is why MS Office also bundled MSIE when it got to a finished state).

      Also, about Mac users downloading TCP/IP - we did that too in the Win3 time frame. It was called Trumpet Winsock. OTOH Linux came with integrated TCP/IP, decent networking (not worse than Windows!), and the latest Netscape. To me it was office apps and games that were the difference.

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    12. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by Speare · · Score: 1

      First, the original shipment of Windows 95 did not contain anything related to ftp, http or smtp.

      Let's just take email as an example. Since the late 80s at least, every single person at Microsoft had an email address which was accessible globally by the Internet. Mine was edh@microsoft.com for example. It was touted as THE next thing in business, the thing that Microsoft *knew* had the power to reinvent business communication.

      Microsoft had a group turning the internal Windows 2.x and Xenix tools for handling email into a full-fledged email juggernaut. They over-engineered and under-performed with OLE but didn't offer anything email related in Windows 3.1 (no TCP/IP stack), Windows for Workgroups 3.11 (win32s winsock), Windows 95 (win32 winsock). They finally came out with something to let their customers play with email in 1996 or so, which was what, a decade after they knew what email was?

      Fast forward a mere three years later, and Netscape had products that offered everything Microsoft hadn't been offering, yet was on the ropes thanks not to technical capability, but to OEM per-CPU deals.

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    13. Re:disconnected fiefdoms by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      No, unix was widely used as both clients and servers...
      For a good while, the internet was populated entirely by unix machines, are you saying they were all servers? Universities of the day had labs full of unix clients.
      What point is a server with no clients to access them?
      A dumb terminal is just an IO device, it's not a computer in it's own right.
      I can't speak for mac, but windows was quite a way behind amigaos in many areas, including IP networking.

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  7. You forgot one bit by bogaboga · · Score: 0, Troll
    'I came away with a sense that Microsoft doesn't currently have a clear sense of what Microsoft should be and where Microsoft should be going...

    You forgot one very important bit; that statement above should have read:

    'I came away with a sense that Microsoft doesn't currently have a clear sense of what Microsoft should be and where Microsoft should be going in my not so humble opinion...'(emphasis mine)

    1. Re:You forgot one bit by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      If "I came away with a sense" doesn't imply that the following is an opinion to you, then I don't know what can help you.

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    2. Re:You forgot one bit by l3v1 · · Score: 1

      that statement above should have read:

      And me, dumb as I may seem, thought the whole writing was describing his experience, and his opinions about his visit at MS. I guess you're about the only one thinking that wasn't obvious enough.
       

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  8. disconnected fiefdoms by tiltowait · · Score: 2, Insightful

    gj, you just described any large company (or organization for that matter, as large unis invariably have departments and units which operate akin to feudal baronies)

  9. Everything you need to know from TFA... by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 5, Informative

    "None of the Microsoft people I met had anything to say about their deal with Novell, working with the Open Document Format (ODF), acceptance of the GNU General Public License (GPL) as a legitimate software license, how DRM built into Vista may anger users, or other topics I thought might interest you."

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    1. Re:Everything you need to know from TFA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "None of the Microsoft people I met had anything to say about their deal with Novell, working with the Open Document Format (ODF), acceptance of the GNU General Public License (GPL) as a legitimate software license, how DRM built into Vista may anger users, or other topics I thought might interest you."

      What were you expecting? Outside of the circle-jerk at /., most people don't obsess over any of that crap. It's either irrelevant to what they do (ODF, GPL) or decided by people at a much higher level than them (DRM).

      Hell, have a poll of the peons at Oracle, SAP or Peopelsoft and see how little response you get on any of that stuff.

    2. Re:Everything you need to know from TFA... by Spaceman40 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Truth. Glad that Rob put that in.

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    3. Re:Everything you need to know from TFA... by biggles2k · · Score: 1

      "None of the Microsoft people I met had anything to say about their deal with Novell, working with the Open Document Format (ODF), acceptance of the GNU General Public License (GPL) as a legitimate software license, how DRM built into Vista may anger users, or other topics I thought might interest you."

      More to the point: If you expect anything informative or meaningful from this article, don't. Here's the summary of gaming on Vista (I only wish the other observations had been so contrite--would have saved me from wasting my time):

      Games on Vista

      I tuned out the game-related stuff. I'm not a computer gamer. I figure I already spend more time staring at a monitor for work purposes than is healthy for me. I don't need to become a game addict and spend even more hours in front of a computer or game console. But for those interested in computer games, I'm sure Vista is wonderful. I'm sure XBox is great, too. A Microsoft person said so.

    4. Re:Everything you need to know from TFA... by businessnerd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This just strikes me as odd. You would think that someone might have something to say about any of those subjects, even if it was just spoonfed FUD from upper management. "What do you think about ODF?" -- "hsssss!! Heathen! May the power of Gates compel you!" Were all of the employees wearing muzzles that day, or is a lobotamy standard protocol when you join Microsoft?

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  10. How is this different? by winkydink · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...it [Microsoft] has degenerated into a series of disconnected fiefdoms that aren't all moving in the same direction.

    The same statement can be made to apply to nearly any Fortune 500 company. It's not something unique to Microsoft, but rather a function of size.

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  11. Polonium sandwich... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope he didn't eat anything during his visit. I heard Steve Balmer updated the cafeteria's menu to include a Polonium sandwich just for Roblimo...

  12. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 4, Funny

    Roblimo goes to Microsoft and there's no itsatrap tag? This is very unsettling.

    1. Re:Moo by dangitman · · Score: 1

      He should look under his skin for one of those robot bug-things from The Matrix.

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    2. Re:Moo by Ponga · · Score: 1

      It's there now ;)
      And yes, it's appropriate this time!

    3. Re:Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      Don't know how ya did it, but thanx. :P

    4. Re:Moo by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, c'mon Roblimo--you can tell us the secrets!

      Just post it using valid CSS. They'll never figure it out!

      - RG>

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  13. It's true by theworldisflat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Having worked for Microsoft's PSS team on-and-off several times, Microsoft truly has no idea where it's going. Even within its own ranks, guys who had been there for 15+ years could barely recognize the company as it is today. Internal wars, endless meetings/bureaucracy and loss of focus are the biggest hindrances. India, of course, is a 4-letter word as far as many are concerned ("It's not about the money...." - Yeah right). People who are truly gifted and could benefit the company are turned away, while politics and buddy-buddy rules bring people in who, honestly, have no clue. It's a downward spiral. I do hope that someday they will regain control of this frenzied beast, and put power back in the hands of the engineers. It's always been a truly education experience working for them, both on a technical and social level...something I wouldn't trade for the world.

    1. Re:It's true by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      I do hope that someday they will regain control of this frenzied beast, and put power back in the hands of the engineers.

      While I am not a fan of MS myself and would never want to work for them, I agree with this in part. I don't know what would happen to the tech industry if suddenly MS were to die and you'd have tens of thousands of engineers looking for jobs. I shudder to think. So with that in mind, I hope they die a long slow painful death.

      Actually I really think that MS will be a shell of what it is now in only 5-10 years. I don't really want them to go away. I'd just prefer that they have a drastically reduced market share. And to be honest, if their numbers slip, it will go faster. The biggest hold up for people to switch is Windows only apps. The biggest reason for Windows only apps is Windows market share. If their share were to drop 10%, any smart development house would want to be the first one with their product on competing OSs before their own competition arrives, thus killing the Windows only curse and opening a flood gate of people who want to switch but can't because of apps. I predict, even a slow share drop of 10% would bring about a quick slide down another 20-30 percent.

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    2. Re:It's true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as someone who has contracted at PSS in the recent past: PSS is the red headed step child of Microsoft, completely isolated and irrelevant. I seriously doubt you gleaned enough information from working at PSS to form a valid assessment of the global organization.

    3. Re:It's true by theworldisflat · · Score: 1

      I LOL'd a bit when I read this. Must be from LC...

    4. Re:It's true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, Samm-D.

  14. I don't want to do this old cliche, but... by Mex · · Score: 2, Funny

    IT'S A TRAP!

  15. Very clever, yes. by dedazo · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    The more you bullshit them with snide post-mortem "let me tell you how it is" articles (to which they will never reply because they can't) designed to convey the idea that you have lots of "cred" with the "community", the less they will reach out to you. Change in Microsoft has to come from the bottom, not the top. The more you insult lower-level employees who won't get on their knees and celebrate you as some sort of god and talk frankly about what Ballmer said last week because they're not supposed to (or simply don't want to), the less they'll talk to you at all. Jesus christ, that's like berating a clerk at the DMV for a speech made by the governor. WTF? If you wanted to get clarification about something Ballmer said you should requested to talk to him, and skipped this "junket" thing entirely.

    The more I see how the members of this "community" behave the less faith I have that the person who ends up running Microsoft in the next 10 years will bother being civil to them. Grow the fuck up.

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    1. Re:Very clever, yes. by jcr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Change in Microsoft has to come from the bottom, not the top.
      Nope. Microsoft has no shortage of talented coders. The problem is in their management, and that's not going to change until the Vista disaster causes a shareholder revolt, removing their top six levels of deadwood.

      Go read The Peter Principle if you want to understand how a company gets this way.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:Very clever, yes. by mrbcs · · Score: 1
      Go read The Peter Principle if you want to understand how a company gets this way.

      Loose quote: "In any Heirarchy, any individual will rise to his or her level of incompetence... and remain there."

      My favourite line.." avoid that last fatal promotion!"

      This was one of the most enlightening books I've ever read. Just reading this book dropped my stress level dramatically. We've all seen the results, it's nice to learn how it happens.

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    3. Re:Very clever, yes. by dedazo · · Score: 1
      The problem is in their management

      And I said something different?

      and that's not going to change until the Vista disaster

      If by "vista disaster" you mean it will very likely be installed in a couple of hundred million computers in the next five years, I guess you have a point. Nothing else because of sheer inertia, Vista will be no different than Windows 95, 2000 or XP were. Let me guess, you predicted the same "disaster" when XP was released, right?

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    4. Re:Very clever, yes. by jcr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You said that change would have to come from the bottom. It can't. That's the point you're missing.

      Let me guess, you predicted the same "disaster" when XP was released, right?

      No, I just said that XP was crap, and didn't fix the grievous mistakes of NT.

      Longhorn was the biggest software project failure of all time, at least in the private sector. Vista is just a face-saving move to ship an XP service pack and pretend that it's the major update that was promised for the last six years. Vista also differs greatly from Windows 95, which was actually eagerly recieved by customers, because it really was substantially better than its predecessor.

      -jcr

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    5. Re:Very clever, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He said: Change in Microsoft has to come from the bottom, not the top.
      You said: Nope. Microsoft has no shortage of talented coders. The problem is in their management

      Um, you realize you negated what he said and then validated it? I don't understand what "coders" have to do with anything. Can I quote posts with double positive-negatives and then get modded up too?

    6. Re:Very clever, yes. by jcr · · Score: 1

      The coders are the people at the bottom at MS. They can't effect the change, because of all the layers of deadwood above them. The change has to come from above the management, that is to say, from the shareholders. This isn't going to happen until the Mac has taken over 20% of desktops and Linux has taken the same amount from the server side of their business, so it could be as much as five years away.
      -jcr

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    7. Re:Very clever, yes. by dedazo · · Score: 1
      You said that change would have to come from the bottom. It can't. That's the point you're missing.

      DiBona's hilarious anecdote refers to people who are in middle management positions at Microsoft. I never once said "coders" would suddenly become managers and change Microsoft. Your opinion is an interesting one, but an opinion nonetheless.

      No, I just said that XP was crap

      Crap or not (which is again your opinion), it's installed in a few hundred million computers around the world. Barring a nuclear war, so will Vista eventually. You of course realize that the same - exactly the same - argument was made against every single new version of Windows ever released. Correct?

      Longhorn was the biggest software project failure of all time, at least in the private sector.

      Of course, especially considering they just shipped it.

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    8. Re:Very clever, yes. by sheldon · · Score: 2, Funny

      But I thought that nobody uses Windows XP, and nobody has any plans of migrating to Vista.

      I heard it hear on /., so it must be true.

    9. Re:Very clever, yes. by dedazo · · Score: 1

      jcr here seems to subscribe to that logic. And of course, the mods have spoken, so he's absolutely right! =)

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    10. Re:Very clever, yes. by jcr · · Score: 1

      You of course realize that the same - exactly the same - argument was made against every single new version of Windows ever released.

      Nice try at shifting the goalposts there, but you asked what *I* said about XP. Longhorn was a whole new level of disaster. It cost billions, and it failed to ship.

      -jcr

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    11. Re:Very clever, yes. by dedazo · · Score: 1
      It cost billions, and it failed to ship.

      Oh, I get it. So you're making the argument that, say, WinFS and so on didn't ship, so "Longhorn" didn't ship, although Microsoft did just ship an operating system. I guess that's a very clever argument. Wow, and I didn't see it coming.

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    12. Re:Very clever, yes. by Grisha · · Score: 1

      Longhorn was the biggest software project failure of all time, at least in the private sector.

      Of course, especially considering they just shipped it.

      Um, actually they didn't. They shipped Vista. Which contains pretty much none of the features of Longhorn aside from a new window manager. Which isn't even a new window manager but a DirectX application that takes over your whole screen from the old Windows window manager. Did it need to take 6 years?

    13. Re:Very clever, yes. by vought · · Score: 1

      the Vista disaster causes a shareholder revolt, removing their top six levels of deadwood.

      Given what AAPL has done over the past few years versus the performance of MSFT, I'm surprised there hasn't been a revolt over Vista already.

      Vista will underperform. Zune already underperforms. XBox 360 still loses money on every unit sold. What's wrong with Microsoft?

    14. Re:Very clever, yes. by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Umm, no. Longhorn failed to ship because Allchin convinced Gates that they had to start over from scratch with a brand new codebase based upon (I think) Windows Server 2003. With the exception of of some very small pieces of functionality and code, Vista has /nothing/ to do with the mess that was Longhorn.

    15. Re:Very clever, yes. by Zonnald · · Score: 1

      So it isn't going to happen then?

    16. Re:Very clever, yes. by 4of12 · · Score: 1
      Nope. Microsoft has no shortage of talented coders. The problem is in their management, and that's not going to change until the Vista disaster causes a shareholder revolt, removing their top six levels of deadwood.

      A large company like Microsoft has so much monetary momentum that removing the top six levels of deadwood is not imminent.

      The easy way for any given talented staff member to remove the top six levels of deadwood is to change to a different company or division.

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    17. Re:Very clever, yes. by jcr · · Score: 1

      Didn't you hear about the rollback to the Windows 2003 Server codebase? It made all the papers.

      Spin it all you like, but Longhorn is a failed project that dwarfs taligent, IBM Office Vision and Copeland combined.

      -jcr

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    18. Re:Very clever, yes. by jcr · · Score: 1

      Not soon. As for whether it will ever happen, who knows?

      -jcr

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    19. Re:Very clever, yes. by jcr · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with Microsoft?

      Most of their management.

      -jcr

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    20. Re:Very clever, yes. by jcr · · Score: 1

      The easy way for any given talented staff member to remove the top six levels of deadwood is to change to a different company or division.

      Exactly. There's a massive brain-drain going on right now at the Evil Empire, and their recruitment is a lot harder than it ever was before, because the days when you could count on your options to be worth a few million bucks in the near future are gone. Google, Apple, Novell, IBM, and any number of start-ups all have far better gigs to offer prospective employees than Microsoft does.

      -jcr

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  16. Re:Uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "*cough*, wow, you know Rob... you didn't have to fawn over Microsoft for having provided you with a trip to their campus.... but neither did you have to be such an ass about it either. Seriously. They didn't have to do this. They chose to do it to give a sense to you, Rob, that They're Human Beings Too. If I could summarize your article in one sentence, it would be "blah blah blah Microsoft is teh suck." I expected a little more..."

    My sentiments exactly. I get the sense that he never gave any of the MS groups, nor their products, a chance. The guy really needs to grow up.

  17. Re:Uh.... by harrkev · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, he expected a little more out of Microsoft. All he got was a huge grope-fest where he got the whole "look how great this stuff is.." without ANSWERING ANY OF HIS HARD QUESTIONS...

    What if you went to buy a new car, and tried to ask tough questions about horsepower, reliability, maintenance, but were just told to admire the shiny paint job and leather seats over and over again. Wouldn't you be rightly annoyed and walk out of there with an unfavorable opinion?

    Or, maybe you prefer snow jobs?

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  18. No Strategy? by acgrissom · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Imagine working for a company that is tolerated, at best, in many social circles. Imagine being a computer science graduate, going to a class reunion, telling people you work for Microsoft, and watching your former classmates slowly back away as if you'd just told them you had a venereal disease." Hilarious. Anyway... I'm not sure that a disagree with the assessment that Microsoft is going into different directions. There at least appears to be a media strategy similar to that for which Sony is hoping. Recently, HD TV shows and movies were available on Xbox Live. The Media Center versions of Windows interact with the Xbox, as well -- and the Zune works with them both. Certainly, Microsoft is diversified, and not all of its businesses overlap. I doubt that the Office team goes the meetings with the Xbox team. However, there does seem to be some semblance of a strategy, even if, like most corporate bureaucracies, many of the peons working there could not care less about the vision of the company.

  19. Three steps by MaxPowerDJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    step 1. Start a Microsoft Hate blog
    step 2. Get famous
    step 3. Get invited to Redmond for a free weekend and a Zune
    step 4. Sell the Zune on ebay
    step 5. PROFIT!

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    1. Re:Three steps by make+dev · · Score: 1

      There's even profit in your post, you wanted three steps and you ended up with five!

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    2. Re:Three steps by ajenteks · · Score: 3, Funny

      I dunno... step 4 seems pretty unlikely to succeed.

    3. Re:Three steps by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      guess it's back to ?????

    4. Re:Three steps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

  20. "Disconnected fiefdoms" by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yep, sounds more like IBM every day.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:"Disconnected fiefdoms" by LOTHAR,+of+the+Hill · · Score: 1

      You are so wrong, It sounds much more like Intel...

      actually, it sounds like business as usual for a large company. ;)

    2. Re:"Disconnected fiefdoms" by Target+Drone · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yep, sounds more like IBM every day.

      I worked with a guy in his sixties who had a lot of experience in the business world. He told me companies are a lot like people. As children they're nibble, quick, and go through a lot of growing pains, then as they grow older they get hardening of the arteries.

    3. Re:"Disconnected fiefdoms" by jcr · · Score: 1

      There are some companies that remain highly competent for a very long time. 3M is the first example that springs to mind.
      -jcr

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  21. Re:Uh.... by InsaneGeek · · Score: 1

    Were they "hard questions" or were they loaded questions, two very, very different things, and it seems pretty obvious he wasn't all that interested in a real dialog with answers but more interested in doing the "neener neener, I got ya" child thing.

  22. MVPs by Westley · · Score: 4, Informative

    "There are people who love Microsoft. The company has an active Most Valuable Professional (MVP) program that encourages outside volunteers to help other users."

    Now, this doesn't specifically say that MVPs all love Microsoft, but I think that's the conclusion most people would draw from the above statements. As an MVP (C#) I'd just like to say that MVPs don't all love Microsoft. I'm more positive about MS than I used to be, partly as a result of meeting some great and really smart employees, partly due to some good technologies coming out of Redmond (along with not so great ones, certainly) - and no doubt freebies have a certain amount of influence.

    However, this doesn't make me a Microsoft shill, and it doesn't mean I dislike non-MS software where appropriate (for instance, I prefer Eclipse to Visual Studio, even though I prefer C# to Java). In the MVP community there's plenty of irritation with certain bits of Microsoft. MVPs are often valued within the community because they're not shills, and won't always say things are rosy. I'm not saying we're completely unbiased - MS treats us very nicely, and we'd have to be inhuman not to be swayed at all by that - but that's a long way from the implication of the quote above. I've certainly never had any pressure put on me to be "nicer" about MS in newsgroup/blog posts.

    Just thought I'd try to clarify things a bit.

    1. Re:MVPs by l3v1 · · Score: 1

      I'm more positive about MS than I used to be, partly as a result of meeting some great and really smart employees

      Sadly, good people working for a company isn't enough to make the company's general perception more positive. I also know some nice fellas working at companies I don't especially like. But hey, good people also have to work someplace :))

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    2. Re:MVPs by gidds · · Score: 1
      Maybe I shouldn't feed the troll, but...

      ...this doesn't make me a Microsoft shill, and it doesn't mean I dislike non-MS software where appropriate

      ...this is such a common straw man.

      Hating Microsoft has never been about hating their software and liking all the competition's. (Not for the perceptive and intelligent folk, anyway.) It's about hating their business practices. If they behaved fairly, if they didn't practise lock-in, FUD, vapourware, buying-out competitors, nobbling competition, doing shady deals for default installs, loss leading, and all the other illegal things they've been convicted for, then their software wouldn't matter; if it was good, it'd get used, and if not, it'd be ignored. People would act in their own best interests, and the software market would be all the better for it.

      It's precisely due to their illegal and immoral business practices that we have to suffer their bad software today, and that so much good software from other sources has died.

      I've certainly never had any pressure put on me to be "nicer" about MS in newsgroup/blog posts.

      They clearly don't need to apply any pressure. It's all part of that tribal/group psychology thing. Once you feel some connection to MS, you identify with it to some degree; you start to take their PoV; you start to take attacks on them personally, and want to defend them. Only slightly, of course; it's all unconscious, subliminal, and in most cases very low-level. But it's there, and it happens to all of us far more often than we realise, every time we start to divide the world into 'us' and 'them' -- whether 'us' includes MS, or whether it includes Linux.

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    3. Re:MVPs by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I'm curious, how did you fall into the MVP role? Did you actively seek it out? What benefits does it give you? Is it like a job, in that you feel some kind of obligation to put in a certain amount of effort?

    4. Re:MVPs by Westley · · Score: 1

      I post a lot on the C# newsgroup. After doing that for a while, I was nominated, and I've been renewed every year since. I don't think I'd say I actively sought it out, but given the amount I was posting when I was first awarded, it would probably have looked slightly odd if I hadn't at least been considered.

      You are always awarded based on previous community contributions, not future ones - so to stay as a C# for *this* year, all I have to do is stay out of trouble (not violate the NDA etc). Of course, if I don't do anything for the community, I probably won't be reawarded next year.

      Some of the benefits are probably under NDA, but there are obvious ones: freebies, better contact with MS employees, and the MVP summit in Seattle.

    5. Re:MVPs by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. I've been curious about this for a while.

    6. Re:MVPs by Westley · · Score: 1

      In what way am I a troll? Does the fact that I have a different opinion on Microsoft than you do make me a troll? My post was simply correcting a common misconception: that all MVPs love Microsoft.

      Note that there is a difference between not loving Microsoft and out-and-out hating them. I don't love Microsoft. I don't hate them. I dislike some of their business practices (certainly historically; I feel they're improving, although it would be very good to see the rate of change increase). I dislike their public attitude towards Open Source, particularly Steve Ballmer's. Then again, I dislike the attitude that many Open Source folk take towards Microsoft, too.

      Note that my post did *not* defend Microsoft anywhere - and many of Roblimo's criticisms seem pretty reasonable to me. One interesting point to consider is that being respected by Microsoft to a certain extent means that criticisms from the mouths of MVPs tend to be taken somewhat more seriously (which is not the same as saying we always get our own way, by any stretch of the imagination). You'll find plenty of MVPs who are vocal critics of various aspects of Microsoft, whether in terms of technology, product evolution or business practices.

  23. Don't forget this part ... by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yes, Microsoft does have a security program manager. His name is Michael Howard. ... Howard claimed IIS is now more secure than Apache (as witnessed by number of patches, a measure with which many might quarrel) and Vista is the most secure version of Windows ever, so secure that you may not even need antivirus software for it.

    When one of the top "security" guys at a company doesn't even know the basics of security, how can their products be "more secure"?

    It isn't how many patches are released. It is never about how many patches are released.

    It is about the severity of the vulnerabilities.

    One remote root vulnerability is worth 1,000+ local app crashing vulnerabilities.
    1. Re:Don't forget this part ... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      If patch count was a reliable measure of security, then Commodore 64 BASIC would be the most secure OS from Microsoft, ever.

      Actually...

    2. Re:Don't forget this part ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem here is not MS but you. Have you bothered to even check the severity vulnerability count.... Guess what IIS has LESS severe vulnerabilities than Apache as well as less overall vulnerabilities, in fact on every count from severe to moderate and minor vulnerabilities IIS beats apache on every front.

  24. Video by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    I love that the video driving around the parking lot is all shot from the drivers side. :)

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    1. Re:Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why?

    2. Re:Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...or you might want to take the shuttle bus, as our group did..."

  25. Microsoft is now boring by Animats · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft is boring. Nobody is really excited by Vista, certainly not IT managers who have to pay for it. Nobody believes Microsoft's security pronouncements for Vista, since they said essentially the same thing about Windows 95, Windows 2000, and Windows XP. There are still many corporate IT installations quite happy with Windows 2000, the last version before Microsoft slaved the desktops to the mothership in Redmond.

    Customers don't really want Office N+1, either.

    Reminds me of General Motors in the early 1980s, right before the Japanese car makers started eating their lunch on quality.

    1. Re:Microsoft is now boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were always boring, Windows entire design is an amalgamation of business orientated marketing speak and ineptitude. The console and media player moves are me-toos from the embarrasing uncle who thinks he's cool. Microsofts zero-innovation contributions to computing are only notable as triumphs of copycat design, marketing and law-breaking.

      No, it's never mattered that MSFT were boring, it's all the other stuff that matters. Microsoft are like a bad smell that's been allowed to linger for much too long. Even when you have grown accustomed to the stench, you're still gonna catch the occassional stomach churning whiff.

    2. Re:Microsoft is now boring by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      I'm exciting about Vista, but I'm probably not going to run it until the licensing for it gets sorted out.

  26. Re:Uh.... by Loco+Moped · · Score: 1

    Were they "hard questions" or were they loaded questions,

    They were neither hard nor were they loaded. They just weren't answered. Fool.

  27. The usual "big company" blues by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Did you notice how the worst programmers usually end up in big companies? I'm not saying that MS did that in the past, but from what I've learned recently, they have fallen into the "save my job" trap recently as well. It's sad, but unfortunately a very normal trend if you start to let people hire their aides themselves.

    Imagine you're a programmer somewhere and are now told to hire 3 people to complete your team. What will you hire? Well, as a good programmer and a "honest" person trying to do the best for your company, you will hire the best people your budget can buy.

    The reality is very different, though. Especially in a dog-eat-dog company world, where your boss is monitoring your and your team's progress closely. You will never hire people who're better than you, because you could suddenly end up with one of them being your boss because he gets promoted ahead of you. So you will only hire people who are at max as good as you are.

    Even if you try to be "honest", you'll get a lot of pressure from the other teams who resort to this tactic because they want to save their job. Your team must not be better than theirs, which would be easy if you're hiring best material. Try it and you'll be the primary target for any company mobbing. You broke the rules.

    And why make yourself your life harder than essentially necessary?

    MS is also facing another problem a company faces when such changes set in. Meetings and bureaucracy weigh people down and wear them out who want to create and shape, who want to drive things forwards. The 9-5 guys mentioned above don't care, hey, a meeting is more or less time to let your mind wander and keep yourself busy with more important things (like, what color should your new car have?). But people who are there for the reason that they want to create and shape new and exciting things get bored. Also, MS isn't amongst the top payers in the biz anymore.

    So the movers and shakers start looking around for new grounds to play on. And companies like Google are more than happy to scoop them up.

    The end result, and so far MS is still far from this, is a company that is plagued by bureaucratic, fearful people who do anything to keep their job because they know themselves that they are unfit to fill the position they have, the position they got after the "good" people left and they were bumped up on the ladder. So they wrap everything up in so much red tape that it LOOKS like they're doing something useful, but essentially all that happens is them trying to protect their job.

    MS hasn't reached that point yet. But I can see them moving towards it if they don't find a way to get out of it. Momentum will certainly carry MS further for a while, like an oil tanker without its engines running they will keep rolling for a long while. Unfortunately, that momentum also works against them, inside the company. They'll have to restart that engine soon.

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    1. Re:The usual "big company" blues by gid-goo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. MS was never amongst the top payers. Their policy has been to underpay and let the stock pick up the rest. Back in the day the understanding was if you stuck around for 6-7 years at MS you'd clean up. As in retire early. Now the stock is shit and the option situation is changing across the industry.

      2. The problem at MS isn't some big corp mumbo-jumbo where folks don't want to see other people get ahead. It's the stack ranking combined with the requirement that the individual needs to demonstrate their successes. So as an engineer you need to sell what you've personally done to your boss so he can sell it to the the other bosses when your rank is being decided. Which is a shit ass system. Go read mini-msft for a bit.

      3. Generally speaking that 9-5er who is consistently working on the crap code that you're too good to write is the guy that pays the bills. The genius who's always spazzing out and showing up at noon because he was up all night checking in broken ass shit, fuck that guy.

    2. Re:The usual "big company" blues by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

      That's only the best case scenario for a would-be IT hire. Imagine this slightly more realistic scenario: The person hiring the 3 new people also gets a bonus for saving money on these hires. Since it's been decided that hiring people with lots of skills is a bad idea for the reasons outlined above, then you can really save some money by hiring someone that's totally incompetent. The savings get passed onto the Development Manager who did the hiring as a nice bonus cheque.

      Here's the tricky part now: keeping your job even though you hired techies that are only slightly more skilled than a helper monkey. It's easier than you think though: the only people I've seen in hiring roles have no real technical skills to speak of. They seem to spend all their time helping the business forecast the rate of software development. This involves going to a lot of meetings and making up a lot of excuses both for yourself and for your team. Just come up with a few basic excuses, schedule a few system outages to compound problems, and now you've succeeded. You spend $10k less on hiring, continue to develop software at a miserably slow pace, and no one notices your team's incompetence as it's all chalked up to one of a dozen things that just go wrong daily. It's a nice gravy train if you can get on it in the hiring role, but the best opportunity for a skilled techie is to become an unskilled techie.

      mandelbr0t

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    3. Re:The usual "big company" blues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yah where did I hear a rant like that before?

      Oh thats right 10 years ago from the same community.
      Nothing changes in your hate for MS.

    4. Re:The usual "big company" blues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two things occur to me..

        as someone who spent a long time looking in on programmers from the 'outside' while still being in the same industry. They're all convinced that someone is holding them down. For example it seems you're convinced the average manager will only hire an idiot because he's fearful of his possible ineptitude as a programmer. He's a manager. Programmers are his underlings, they're delegated work, production, process tasks to which they are expected to accel. Managers are given ideas for which to generate tasks and complete the idea. Managers should not have both feet in the dirt at all times. This is not complicated or mindblowing thought. I could care less if my employees are better than me at producing, hell they better be. As long as the manager knows what it takes to do the job and has the foresight, knowledge, and abilities as a leader his process/production capabilities are about 15th on the top 20 list of things he must be good at.

      And second is this, basic business principle, The name escapes me.
      It says that in a corporation everyone will rise to the point of their ineptitude, that is to say the point at which they will begin to fail.

    5. Re:The usual "big company" blues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah! So that's why I can't find a job, I am too effin good.

    6. Re:The usual "big company" blues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The genius who's always spazzing out and showing up at noon because he was up all night checking in broken ass shit, fuck that guy."

      hahah that's the funniest shit I've read in a while

    7. Re:The usual "big company" blues by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's not hate for MS, that's simply how pretty much every large corp works. It doesn't actually have anything to do with MS directly, they're just in with the others who decide that quarterly reports and stock value are more important than the big picture.

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    8. Re:The usual "big company" blues by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I think it's called the Peter Principle. And it's usually the way it is.

      Generally, I've learned that there are two kinds of superiors you can have in the IT world. Either a team leader who is a programmer himself, and thus fears your skills because you could replace him. The other one is a manager without a clue about programming, hiring people who're great at faking any kind of skills where there is none. And you gotta work and be productive with them.

      If you fall into neither cathegory, tell me where I send my resume.

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  28. Fiefdoms?! Blame the video games... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... has degenerated into a series of disconnected fiefdoms that aren't all moving in the same direction.

    The executive staff is playing too much Age of Empires, and everyone else is playing too much Gears of Wars. Microsoft was a better company when Minesweeper was the only game in town.

    1. Re:Fiefdoms?! Blame the video games... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Microsoft was a better company when Minesweeper was the only game in town.

      Screw you, Minesweeperite! Solitaire or death!

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    2. Re:Fiefdoms?! Blame the video games... by Howserx · · Score: 1

      screw solitaire. I long for the days when playing freecell was the way to test if the 32bit "patch" for windows 311 was successful.

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  29. Re:Uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft doesn't deserve a chance. They shut have been shut down by the DoJ by 1995.

  30. Why aren't you GPL'ing all of your code, assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His questions (which my post's title typifies) sucked.

    You would answer idiotic questions like that? Get real.

  31. Fiefdoms by awitod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been doing business with Microsoft for years. I was an MVP for Microsoft Access in the 90's and these days I run a large .Net user group and work as a sales guy for one of the bigger consulting companies. That said...

    You could have said the same thing about them in 1997. I've often wondered, but I'm pretty sure it's that way on purpose.

  32. Re:Uh.... by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    I guess when you wholeheartedly (perhaps zealously) agree with the sentiment behind the questions, they don't seem loaded. It's a little different when you're on the receiving end.

    I'm not really defending Microsoft, though, and if you didn't append that "fool" to the end of your post, I probably wouldn't have replied. I'm just don't with arrogant zealotry.

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  33. One way, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, come on!

  34. My two cents on Rob's excellent writeup by xmas2003 · · Score: 1

    That was a damn fine writeup ... someone with balls at Microsoft should send it up the chain all the way to Bill Gates with a "we have to change our culture" comment. I won't hold my breath.

    The repeated "I can't comment on that, I'm a product marketing guy" it totally weak and speaks volumes about their lack of accountability. I was surprised you didn't push Nick White ("Mr. Cut off the Conversation") to have their "lawyers who make all patent decisions" meet with you guys ... since it seems they are the ones who really make the decisions ... ;-)

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    1. Re:My two cents on Rob's excellent writeup by Roblimo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well... if I'd pushed Nick and his crowd hard I would have been guilty of the meanness to mid-rank employees I'm being accused of anyway. I saw no point in badgering marketing people who are guilty of nothing but doing their jobs as well as they can. They don't run the company, and their job is to put a positive spin on everything.

      What some Slashdot readers seem to have missed (possibly because they read only part of the article, if any of it) is that the negative comments about Microsoft's corporate culture came from Microsoft employees. I said clearly that I asked questions of many "unauthorized" people. I didn't quote any of them by name because I was there to write a story, not to get some poor guy fired for being more open with me than he was supposed to be.

      I have never believed that all Microsoft employees are evil. Most of the ones I know personally are decent people. I have seen the company do a lot of bizarre things, and it's still threatening Linux users in an unseemly way, but I don't think Nick White or many of the other 70,000 Microsoft employees are behind any of that or even like it. That kind of behavior comes from top management, which *from what Microsoft employees have told me* may change before long. And almost of the Microsoft people I have talked to "informally" considered Ray Ozzie the most likely successor to Steve Ballmer, and told me they thought he'd be a better boss. I have no idea if any of this is true.

      We'll see.

      Or, to use the traditional cliche, "only time will tell."

      - Robin

  35. We're listening by overworked+underpaid · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Okay - I'm a Software Engineer at Microsoft. And yes, we're listening.

    In regards to Microsoft operating as a cluster of separate companies: I have worked in large companies before, and I believe that MS does better than average at working cohesively toward common goals. This is an incredibly hard thing to achieve in such a large organization and it's something we continually strive to improve.

    Having said that, I believe it is important to allow our engineers some freedom to take slightly differernt approaches to the problems that they're working on - this encourages innovation. The down-side of this is that some products may not integrate as smoothly as others in the early stages, but seamless integration will come as the products mature. There are heaps of great examples of this - Messenger, DirectX, PowerPoint, PnP, Xbox, Media Center, IE... all of these technologies innovated in a way that may have seemed orthogonal to our other products, and didn't integrate terribly well in the early stages. As these products have matured, they have become more seamless and work better with other technologies.

    Bureaucracy? I have heard this comment before, but, to be honest, I don't see it. Microsoft has much less red tape than other companies I have worked for. That's one of the things I love about working here as an engineer - we just do our job and build cool stuff. It's almost like the rest of the company just exists to make that easier.

    I know that most of the people who have read this far are thinking "Holy Cow! Check out the Micro$oft fanboy! The PR department has him trained!". I'm the first to admit that we're not perfect - in fact we're a long way from it. But we're self-critical and we're always trying to improve.

    Keep the feeback coming. We're listening.

    1. Re:We're listening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they shouldn't let "overworked+underpaid" represent them in public forums.

    2. Re:We're listening by geekoid · · Score: 0, Troll

      Your listening, but you all hear something different.

      "Microsoft has much less red tape than other companies I have worked for. "

      I know people who have worked in managment, software engineers, and contractors. All of them have a completly opposite story.

      I wonder how many companies you have worked for?

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    3. Re:We're listening by Daytona955i · · Score: 5, Informative

      First, I'm very biased against Microsoft, primarily for their underhanded business practices in trying to keep their monopoly. That said, I really don't think Microsoft is listening because they really care, they are starting to realize that Open Source is not going away and is really starting to hurt their bottom line. I had to laugh at this whole story because it is typical of Microsoft. When someone is critical of their business, they try to buy good press, be it by lobbying, seriously discounted software or other kickbacks. To me, this is just Microsoft trying to buy some good publicity.

      Unfortunately for Microsoft, Open Source advocates don't care about kickbacks, most of them are in it for the true advancement of technology. If Microsoft is really listening, play nicely! I think the biggest thing Microsoft could do to avoid the harsh criticisms from the open source community is to open up your protocols, work with standard groups to develop open standards so everyone can play nicely together.

    4. Re:We're listening by theworldisflat · · Score: 1
      Even within the company, Dev's in generals have no "real world" clue (no offense of course) to how things are. Guys like us have to take the brunt of the bashing, as we support the products you guys make ;) No one will scream about India in your ear, but they sure as hell would tell us what they think of the situation as a whole (usually intertwined with some of the most impressive expletives I've ever run across). Also, having several dev friends out in WA still (and a dabbler of sorts myself), being a developer is a complete 180deg turn from being a support person. You have a task, a project, a goal. You are comfortable within your little confines, all the pieces you make have to fit in the puzzle. Support guys have to understand the entire spectrum -- everything that happens from when power energizes the pathways to the proc to why Symantec's shitty drivers bugcheck the box every 30 minutes (a rant for another day perhaps). It's a whole other subculture, filled with its own rules and regrets.

      As far as each site being its own entity -- yes this is true to an extent. I know that the boys in TX have a quite different outlook than the boys in WA or NC. Even at the management level, there always seemed to be a power play going on over all these new strategies on how to deal with (the lack of) product support. Each location seemed to govern themselves as if they were the only site in existence. While this strategy works for some types of business, in our collaboration-heavy world, all it does it throw up barriers.

      I really hope guys still listen. To us, the customers were speaking louder and louder every day...but it seemed that no one really cared to listen. You can't fix a broken infrastructure by piling on more "future changes" and "new initiatives". You strip it down, tune it up and put it back out in the world with a vengeance.

      It's good to know there are people on the inside that haven't committed themselves to drinking the kool-aid 100% yet ;) I think Microsoft is one hellova company -- but from my perspective, is slipping further and further into IBMism every day.

      "To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, half empty. To the engineer, it's twice as big as it needs to be."

    5. Re:We're listening by l3v1 · · Score: 1

      Keep the feeback coming. We're listening.

      Well, and how does that listening help MS's image become better, unless 1) you jump over to a job at higher management and 2) do more than listening. I mean really do something, and a bit more than trying to persuade with PR, buzzwords, promises [of features, of security, of standards, and so on] or playing fast follower catchup for too long. I know it's enough for the masses, but there are people out there who don't just buy [take for granted] everything they read or hear.

      It's like with MPAA and co.: if a new article pops up about another stupid move, people easily believe it, even if it's fake [it happened] since it fits into the picture. You have no chance until the average opinion of your company stays negative. And that requires moves, talk is not enough.

      Additionally, someone with deep connections saying that it's nice and good is only good enough for some close friends. For the rest, well, talk is cheap.

      --
      I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I can think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
    6. Re:We're listening by pavera · · Score: 1

      I find your entire paragraph about interoperability to be false. I constantly curse MS products for their lack of interoperability. I still think Word, Excel, and Access have the poorest integration of any office suite I've used. The first Xbox worked better and more reliably than the second, to say that product line is "progressing" is false. IE, the problem with it isn't that it has poor integration, its that it exposes your entire computer to the internet because its your OS shell. Powerpoint? what does that integrate with? And PnP? HuH? do you mean PCI pnp? or UPnP? if the latter, I still disable it on every device that runs it, and I absolutely hate that technology. I maintain small business networks. I absolutely hate plugging my laptop in to a customer network and finding 10 new printers installed.

      Next, your firewall still sucks, still completely disables small business networks in its default configuration and requires entirely too much work to get working well and still allowing access to necessary services. So I just disable it everywhere I go. A good linux (or better yet openbsd) firewall at the border is much more powerful, configurable, and sane than the forced XP2 firewall.

    7. Re:We're listening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      all of these technologies innovated in a way that may have seemed orthogonal to our other products, and didn't integrate terribly well in the early stages.

      You Microsoft people keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Nothing that you listed was innovative, at least not by the time MSFT got around to copying the ideas for their own version. Don't be comming the 'incremental innovation' argument either, not while you're patenting obvious incremental improvements to other peoples ideas. You dirty, monopoly-abusing fuckers!

    8. Re:We're listening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open Source advocates don't care about kickbacks

      They don't care about personal hygiene, either.

    9. Re:We're listening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I especially like how your nickname is "overworked and underpaid".

      Nice.

    10. Re:We're listening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your nickname seems to say it all.

    11. Re:We're listening by vought · · Score: 1

      As these products have matured, they have become more seamless and work better with other technologies.

      Fantastic! We'll just sit tight while you get your act together.

      As software companies go, there are many examples you could look to for better ideas about how to develop architectures across different fuctional groups that integrate well through all parts of the product lifecycle. Post 1999 Apple, is a good example - they seem to have no trouble supporting new OS featres within applications and vice-versa on a yearly basis.

      Sorry if this seems trollish, but you seem very willing to make excuses for what is an admittedly inefficient management and development structure that leads to inferior products that are only accepted by the marketplace because of previous entrenchment. Bad products on the backs of good produucts, in other words. Is this the reputation you'd like associated with your resume?

    12. Re:We're listening by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      most of them are in it for the true advancement of technology.

      More like ideology. If you're in it for the advancement of technology, no company on Earth can get your advancement more widespread than Microsoft right now. Not Apple, not Google, not IBM.

      Come to think of it, if they're in it for the advancement of technology, why isn't Open Office more advanced than MS Office? Why isn't GIMP more advanced than Photoshop? The majority of open source projects are clones of commercial projects, only without the polish and features.

    13. Re:We're listening by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Bureaucracy? I have heard this comment before, but, to be honest, I don't see it. Microsoft has much less red tape than other companies I have worked for. That's one of the things I love about working here as an engineer - we just do our job and build cool stuff. It's almost like the rest of the company just exists to make that easier.

      I am not taking an antognistic tone here. Where is this cool stuff that you guys are building? I really really love Windows Explorer in file manager mode. The thing is highly configurable, it allows me to use it in the way that seems most natural to me (drives/folders on the left. subfolders/files on the right). There are endless keyboard shortcuts for it that make sense. It is a great piece of software and the epitome of coolness... however, there is nothing else that I like or think is cool coming from you guys. Anything that looks like it might be cool seems to be tainted with/by the need to lock people in or limit interoperability with other pieces of software.

      If you would point out some of the things that you guys are releasing that are cool, I will gladly take a look with an open mind. I love cool software that does neat things.

      Respectfully,
      strike

      --
      "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
  36. Not too long ago... by Zigurd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not too long ago, Apple failed to ship OS 8, and drifted sideways until their mindshare among developers was near zero. At roughly the same time, Microsoft shipped Win95 and some pretty decent developer tools. Believe it or not, for a while, many of the people who would have dreamed of working for Apple - and who now dream of working for Google, dreamed of Working for Microsoft.

    Microsoft was a bigger success than Apple. Microsoft still has nearly twice the market capitalization of Google. And yet, it is evident that Microsoft is no longer a "dream company" to work for.

    What is the moral of that story?

    When a Bad Idea, like favoring content publishers over your own paying customers, becomes ingrained in a company, it is incredibly difficult to excise that mistaken point of view. Bad ideas require smart people to develop intellectual blind spots, otherwise the Bad Idea glares too much. The Bad Idea becomes a kind of passive-aggressive ogre everyone tries to avoid talking about. So nobody does, until the company is in crisis.

    The really scary thing is that Microsoft is so big and so profitable, that to mention "crisis" and "Microsoft" in the same breath sounds a little incomprehensible. GM and Ford were destined to have a crisis from the moment they bought labor peace at the expense of future customers. But they didn't really feel it until, 20 years later, their customer were gone and they had to sell their finance divisions to buy a few quarters more time to find a solution. Microsoft could go on into what are now unforeseeable futures without figuring out that DRM and "Trusted" computing are antithetical to personal computing.

    1. Re:Not too long ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      great idea, lets bash microsoft because it sells stuff for money, when we all know idiotarians prefer that we all work for nothing and make no money and live in grass huts.

    2. Re:Not too long ago... by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      This has little to do with DRM, the rallying-call of OSS types. It's more about them biting-off more than they could chew.

      Even a giant can choke on a cow.

      --

      Does it make you happy you're so strange?

    3. Re:Not too long ago... by vought · · Score: 1

      when we all know idiotarians prefer that we all work for nothing and make no money and live in grass huts

      Ah, another Little Green Footballer shows his cowardice by posting anonymously.

      Signed up for the Iraq war yet? How's Charles Johnson? Go to any hangings lately?

  37. I got an invitation to the Vista Launch too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...
    Really.
    It's not as if I'm going to use Vista, not at present at least..

  38. Re:Uh.... by andreyw · · Score: 1

    All of the questions he asked can only be answered by the company's legal department - why the hell would a marketting guy know the answers? And even if he did, he would not be in the position to speak for the company. Because that's what the legal peopel are for. So if Roblimo really wanted answers, he would have asked the right people.... not that they have any need to tell him the answers.

  39. So let me get this straight . . . by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
    all-expenses-paid tour of the Microsoft campus because he is supposedly 'not friendly' to Microsoft.

    So all I have to do to get a paid trip to Seattle is to hate MS and write about it? In that case: Hey Bill, Wind0ze suxx0rs, L1nux 1337!

    --
    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
    1. Re:So let me get this straight . . . by wolfgang_spangler · · Score: 1

      So all I have to do to get a paid trip to Seattle is to hate MS and write about it? In that case: Hey Bill, Wind0ze suxx0rs, L1nux 1337! You also have to have people care about what you write, listen to your ramblings and come back for more.
    2. Re:So let me get this straight . . . by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they didn't tell you what you have to do to get the return trip.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  40. the best part by snarfbot · · Score: 1

    the best part was when he was talking about microsofts "home of tommorow" "The examples that popped into my mind most during the NDA tour were Marshall Brain's online books Robotic Nation and Manna . Bits of Kurt Vonnegut's 1952 novel Player Piano also boiled up from my memory. Microsoft has a positive take on many of these technologies and how they can work together to make our lives different in the future, but since it won't allow me to share its optimism with you, Brain and Vonnegut's dystopian visions will have to do."

  41. Too late by wumpus188 · · Score: 1

    Been using Windows since 2.0... Now posting this from MacBook Pro. Bye.

    1. Re:Too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody wants to hear about you running Windows on a Mac, it isn't new.

  42. Because they are losing customers to Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    They're so interested in Linux because they are losing major customers to Linux. I say this as a Microsoft Gold partner in the government sales business - and *MANY* of the deals we go for are now lost to IBM/Linux or Oracle/Linux teams.

    Microsoft is friendly to Linux because with SuSE they may be able to win some deals that require Linux - and with close interactions to Linux companies they can tune their FUD campaigns to combat it more effectively.

    Also, loyal partners (90% of our sales are on the Microsoft stack) are finding Linux extremely valuable (our prototyping is all done on Linux/Ruby/Rails/Postgresql) - and yes, I've done demos with Microsoft where the server in the sales demo is 100% Linux/Ruby/Rails/Postgresql in a virtual machine. At one point they were even paying us to do the ports of some of our stuff when we said we were having a hard time porting to sql server (some of the extended index types that PostgreSQL has that sql server doesn't).

    They see that Linux is important to their customers and partners - and desperately try to understand it.

    So why, you may ask, are we such a loyal microsoft partner - we're doing government sales; and their washington sales&marketing (lobbyests?) have been more supportive of us than oracle or IBM have.

  43. Kafkaesque by Scott7477 · · Score: 1

    from the article: "our first formal event, the morning after the introductory supper, was a tour of the Microsoft Home of the Future -- under a non-disclosure agreement (NDA)." The concept makes my brain hurt;
    a marketing event where the invitees can't reveal what they've seen. That is real ineptitude.

    --
    "Lack of technical competence coupled with the arrogance of power, as usual, leads to no good end."
    1. Re:Kafkaesque by onkelonkel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, this is not ineptitude, it is _Marketing_! A very common practice too. The NDA tells the invitee which parts of the tour are the most "kewl", so he knows what to write about later (anonymously if absolutely neccessary). Don't try to apply logic, as you say, it will make your head asplode.

      --
      None of them can see the clouds; The polished wings don't care.
    2. Re:Kafkaesque by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At any tech company, a lot of the coolest stuff they're working is kept secret. From a publicity angle, having a respected journalist survey the situation and give a thumbs up or thumbs down is better than leaving people in the dark. Roblimo may not be a very respectable journalist, but that's another topic.

  44. Please don't kill the language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you cannot "zealously agree". You can persue with zeal an idea.

  45. Speaking of that by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    ain't it a bit hypocritacalist that so many nuns also work part time as strippers?

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    1. Re:Speaking of that by AdamKG · · Score: 5, Funny
      ain't it a bit hypocritacalist that so many nuns also work part time as strippers?
      Well, they have to support their habits somehow.
      --
      groupthink: It's good for self-esteem.
  46. Offtopic but funny by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    I went to a car dealer and asked the sales guy what the engine displacement was and he had no idea what I was even talking about.

  47. Re:Uh.... by nasch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    True, but why invite people not friendly to MS to the campus and not have anyone there who can answer the hard questions? Either they're stupid and didn't realize the hard questions would come out, which I don't believe, or they knew they were coming, and purposely set it up so they wouldn't get answered. That is MS's right, and it's also appropriate for the author to document the questions he asked and the fact that they didn't get answered.

  48. Pretty stunning - marketing runaround for tech guy by scottsk · · Score: 1

    I was shocked to read the article - a saavy, technical guy who talked to groklaw before going was taken to MS headquarters at a huge expense, and then subjected to marketing droids who couldn't or wouldn't answer any of his legit questions. The description was like walking into a marketing brochure. Why would they blow all this money for nothing? Seems dumb! If they want to evangelize to the Linux world, why not get someone who could offer real answers to legit, serious questions? None of the answers was anything that wasn't already on a web site. I can't imagine what this was supposed to accomplish.

  49. Windows too geeky? by rabyd · · Score: 1

    "For many years I have maintained that Windows is too geeky for me; that as a mere user it is easier and safer for me to stick with Linux."

    I know of no one who thinks Windows geekier than Linux. I can understand being an evangelist but don't make outrageous statements. Safer? usually. easier? Hell no.

    1. Re:Windows too geeky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha !!

      That's like saying that an automatic car is "more geeky" than stick-shift (at least in the U.S.). Or, a iMac running Mac OS X is "too geeky" than a IBM BlueGene supercomputer. Or, the funniest of all, discrete mathematics is "easier" than basic addition or subtraction.

  50. Windows 3.11/WFWG by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    >Vista also differs greatly from Windows 95, which was actually eagerly recieved by customers, because it really was substantially better than its predecessor.

    Yes it was. W95 was a huge improvement. Anybody else remember running third-party shells on top of Win 3x just to get some functionality?

    --
    Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
    1. Re:Windows 3.11/WFWG by jcr · · Score: 1

      remember running third-party shells on top of Win 3x just to get some functionality?

      Ouch! That must have sucked. I was hiding out on NeXTSTEP at the time.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  51. oh yeah, everyone I know sneers at me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Imagine working for a company that is tolerated, at best, in many social circles. Imagine being a computer science graduate, going to a class reunion, telling people you work for Microsoft, and watching your former classmates slowly back away as if you'd just told them you had a venereal disease."

    Um, right. On the other hand, in the real world, when I tell people I work at MS, they think it's pretty damn cool. Good lord, this write-up was stupid.

    On the one hand you're correct: there's a lot of dodging difficult questions around things like DRM, etc. But then again, go up to pretty much any company in the industry that doesn't revolve around open-source code and you'll get the same thing. It'd be nice to see people confront that, but singling MS for it is silly.

    The rest of it was painful to read because it was so painfully obvious how hard you tried to not like anything. I feel sorry for the people showing you around--it really must have been like caring for a unappreciative preschooler.

    1. Re:oh yeah, everyone I know sneers at me... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Um, right. On the other hand, in the real world, when I tell people I work at MS, they think it's pretty damn cool. Good lord, this write-up was stupid.

      About four years ago I was looking for another job and sent my CV off to a number of job agencies. After registering with them, I used to get a follow up call from some of them asking for more information and to name some companies that I would and would not like to work for.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm under no illusions here - being a Linux/UNIX sysadmin/programmer type person, I doubt Microsoft would be interested in employing me particularly anyway but I told the various agents that I wouldn't want to work for Microsoft (there is a big Microsoft HQ in my old home town).

      What was amusing was that just about every agent said back in response "A lot of people say that, funnily enough".

      The point I'm trying to make is that I think there are a lot of people out there who aren't just motivated by salaries and who do care who they offer their services and skills to - although I always try to do the best job possible, I take the attitude that any company only hires me because I can potentially make them a lot more money than they pay out to employ me and that I am doing them as much of a favour by offering my skills as they do me by paying me a good salary.

      --
      Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
    2. Re:oh yeah, everyone I know sneers at me... by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, in the real world, when I tell people I work at MS, they think it's pretty damn cool. Good lord, this write-up was stupid. Totally agree, this was uncalled-for bashing in an otherwise nice article, it's refreshing to see Microsoft from a different viewpoint.

      BTW I have a few very smart ex-coworkers that now work for Microsoft and they get nothing but admiration from me (and envy at their salaries).
      --
      There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
  52. Windows 2015? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why has Redmond been so friendly to linux recently?

    Well, they have to do something after Vista. And it's been a long time since I've heard of anything out of that advanced-OS research group they had going, the one that was supposed to totally redesign everything.

    Maybe they're thinking that Apple didn't have a bad idea with OS X ... but where Apple went with Mach and a BSD userland, Microsoft could take a Linux kernel and then wrap an interface and a Windows API compatibility layer around it. They'd still be able to hold on to the control that they're so desperate for, because the Windows compatibility layer would probably not be open source, and maybe they could even find some way to patent-encumber some changes that they'd make to the kernel, so that MSLinux programs wouldn't run on other distos, but they'd be able to claim that other Linux programs would?

    Sounds farfetched, but then again if you had told me in 1994 or 1996 that Apple would completely toss out the MacOS kernel and buy somebody else's rather than developing it in house, I would have laughed at you, too.

    Even if they never go down that road, the fact that it's been mentioned here means someone at MS must have at least thought about it. If they could find a way to produce a Linux derivative that people could easily migrate to, but not away from, I think they'd jump on it in a second.

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    1. Re:Windows 2015? by h2g2bob · · Score: 1

      I've thought the same thing about Firefox and IE. Why did they spend so much developing IE 7 when they could just ship Firefox? I think it's because it says open source is just as good as their stuff. While they have been a bit friendlier to Novell and co, I think this may be part of a plan to spread the fear of patents and divide the Linux community.

      In my view, the windows kernel - especially the hardware support - is possibly the most valuable asset at microsoft. Hardware vendors always make sure that it works with that. Why would they throw that away? On top of that, they would still need to do lots of work on the kernel themselves (or pay someone else to) because their customers would demand security updates.

      I've no idea what crazy things they will do. Probably try to get minitrue make it doubleplusungood to mention the unperson Richard Stallman, or some such nefarious scheme.

    2. Re:Windows 2015? by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      They'd never use Linux, they'd use BSD, since they could just take the code and not have to open-source anything.

    3. Re:Windows 2015? by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're thinking that Apple didn't have a bad idea with OS X ... but where Apple went with Mach and a BSD userland, Microsoft could take a Linux kernel and then wrap an interface and a Windows API compatibility layer around it.

      To what benefit ? There's little - if any - technical advantages the Linux kernel has over the Windows kernel. Indeed, many of the things that are "new" in the Linux kernel, the Windows kernel has had for a very long time, if not forever.

      Of all the things Microsoft need to "fix" in Windows, the kernel is a long, long, long way down the list.

    4. Re:Windows 2015? by chgros · · Score: 1

      maybe they could even find some way to patent-encumber some changes that they'd make to the kernel
      If they did, they couldn't distribute their version of the kernel (even GPL v2 prevents that)

  53. iPod, Zune by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1, Troll
    Apropos of anything else, what a stupid remark by roblimo about the Zune and Sourceforge projects for it. He mentions "136 projects for the iPod, 0 for the Zune".

    Gee, uhh, Rob, pop quiz:

    Which item has been around for OVER FIVE YEARS , and which was launched TWO WEEKS AGO ?!?

    1. Re:iPod, Zune by Stalin · · Score: 1

      Exactly my thoughts. I think this section of the "article" is indicative of the whole thing. Here is my summary:

      Guy who writes for a Linux community web site is invited on an all expense paid trip to the Microsoft campus. He figures, "what the hell, why not?" and goes on the trip. On said trip he tries to be the biggest jerk to the PR guys he can possibly be; knowing full well that they are Public Relations and it is their job to skirt questions. Upon returning from the trip he decides to write a snide article.

      "Ohhh, they have office buildings." Seriously? Did you think they work in huts? Who cares?

  54. Re:Uh.... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

    If you ever have to do a client presentation at a trade show, or customer training Rob sounds like the kind of guy that presenters and trainers dread.

    Its not because they are HARD questions, but because they are loaded and may be inappropriate for that person to answer (yes believe it or not there are people in the company who don't know or cannot give the answers to things).

    I suspect this whole trip was more of a hey look were not so bad were/were real people working on these products sort of trip.

  55. Re:Uh.... by smclean · · Score: 1
    Personally, I find that one thing that makes Microsoft look bad is the fact that the sorts of questions *can only* be answered by the legal department. Why shouldn't marketing be able to answer some basic questions about licensing and IP issues?

    If every aspect of Microsoft's stance on IP issues can only be learned by a team of lawyers, then they can hardly be said to be "open" in their policies.

    Obviously I am not saying that the marketing guy is responsible for answering every possible question that was thrown at him, but I do think that the sheer number and nature of the questions he could not answer paints a picture of a company who continues to be evasive and devious with its IP strategy.

    --

    "'Yrch!' said Legolas, falling into his own tongue."

  56. shut the spokeshole.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IE... all of these technologies innovated in a way that may have seemed orthogonal to our other products, and didn't integrate terribly well in the early stages. As these products have matured, they have become more seamless and work better with other technologies.


    "know your audience" is the first rule of presentation. we *all* know msft goes out of their way to make IE play poorly with official standards in an effort to force people to use it as the de facto standard.

    please don't pee on my leg and try and tell me its raining and please don't jack web standards and tell me its b/c you are "innovating." well, it is innovation in the "embrace, extend, extinguish" play book. at least be honest about what it is.

    oh, that';s right, this is msft speaking.
  57. Mod parent up ! by Archiviste · · Score: 1
    Bold characters are from me...

    I figured as much, I'm just saying that it was an unecessary use of the internet's valuable space and time.

    This just has to be modded "+5 Funny" !
  58. University Students.... by techamed · · Score: 1

    I look at Vista from a totally different standpoint then most... I get a student loan every fall for my computer science undergrad. I am in my first year at the moment. I can't see the logic in going out to get vista. My laptop came with Windows XP home edition so I have been using that and Ubuntu. We have 2 university labs that are all Linux (Fedora)... Students have financial trouble to begin with, we are given JUST enough to get us through our terms... I can't afford Vista... I have talked to 3rd and 4th year students and the general feedback was that the upgrade to XP was needed because of functionality, but there really isn't an incentive to move to Vista. Maybe Microsoft should speak to us the students when they make there sales pitches, in a few years were going to be the newbies on the block developing software. I rarely boot into XP... I need a solid reason of some kind to change platforms.

    1. Re:University Students.... by Mia'cova · · Score: 1

      Many CS programs have MSDNAA, which includes a license for windows xp pro. Presumably it will include vista at some point.

  59. Not exactly, but close enough. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To the home user, WPA is Click. Click. Done. He doesn't hate Microsoft. He has never hated Microsoft. He lives in a country where corporate hardball is the true national sport.

    Actually WGA is a pain in the ass if he's using a pirated copy of Windows, which isn't atypical; somebody needs their OS reinstalled and because their computer never came with any installation media, they get a friend to help them out, except that the friend uses some hot ISOs they grabbed from #cablemodemwarez or Kazaa. The person may even be entitled to a legit copy of Windows on their computer, but that doesn't mean they're necessarily running one. A lot of the people I heard complaining about WinXP's WGA were in that category (because people who pirated it themselves are probably smart enough to know why it won't validate and don't try).

    Also, a lot of people hate Microsoft. Aside from the IRS, Microsoft probably gets cursed at more often than any entity in existence. Every time a computer crashes, chances are somebody is mentally (or verbally) cursing Microsoft. They just don't hate Microsoft enough to want to do anything different. Outside of Microsoft fanboys, I haven't found anyone who's really enthused about Windows (or most other MS products) in general. They're not terribly exciting. But they're good enough. In fact, Microsoft's corporate motto ought to be those two words: "Good enough." When you're on top, that's the only standard that matters -- the standard you have to maintain so that people won't get fed up enough to leave.

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    1. Re:Not exactly, but close enough. by westlake · · Score: 1
      WGA is a pain in the ass if he's using a pirated copy of Windows, which isn't atypical

      Comp USA had a in-store Christmas sale on an entry-level AMD Windows XP home system. $200 after rebates. With the Vista upgrade included. Typical is the OEM system install from Dell, HP or Gateway.

      System builders are rare, an endangered species, I've come to think, with the emergence of the desktop-replacement laptop.

      somebody needs their OS reinstalled

      I haven't found a compelling reason to re-install XP in five years.

      Outside of Microsoft fanboys, I haven't found anyone who's really enthused about Windows.

      I spent an instructive half-hour watching a nine-year old boy introduce his great-grandmother to Windows. The Geek will never find excitement in Windows because Windows isn't designed to entertain and excite the Geek.

    2. Re:Not exactly, but close enough. by jlarocco · · Score: 1
      System builders are rare, an endangered species, I've come to think, with the emergence of the desktop-replacement laptop.

      Are you serious? Your answer to computer problems is "Just buy another one?"

      I haven't found a compelling reason to re-install XP in five years.

      LOL. My parent's machine has had XP reinstalled twice in the last 6 months. The really funny thing, though? The XP on their HP's restore partition doesn't pass WGA. Deny it all you want, I've seen it.

      I spent an instructive half-hour watching a nine-year old boy introduce his great-grandmother to Windows.

      Are you sure they wouldn't have been equally interested in Linux or Mac?

    3. Re:Not exactly, but close enough. by arodland · · Score: 1

      GP didn't say anything about WGA, only WPA -- which is, for the most part, wrapped up into a nice little "click click done" UI in Windows ;)

    4. Re:Not exactly, but close enough. by Zonnald · · Score: 1
      Outside of Microsoft fanboys, I haven't found anyone who's really enthused about Windows (or most other MS products) in general.

      Hate to say it; but as soon as anyone has anything nice to say about Microsoft, they are labeled a Fanboy - thus proving your point.

  60. Reality Check by januth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I got a kick out of this comment in the article, "This sort of corporate disorganization might be expected in a fast-moving startup with 50 employees, but in a mature company with more than 70,000 people on its payroll it is not acceptable."

    Um, have you ever worked for an organization this large? I have. Several times, unfortunately. It may not be acceptable, but it is , in fact, the norm. It's very easy to communicate a clear, concise corporate vision to 50 employees; it becomes exponentially more difficult as the number of employees rises. An organization of 50 is limber and agile, able to turn on a dime. 70,000 is a lumbering behemoth barreling forward under its own momentum heedless of the need to change direction.

    1. Re:Reality Check by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Hell, I've been part of a startup that went from around 10 to 50, and even in that small jump there were growing pains and fiefdoms that started to appear. It got so bad that they brought in some outside consultants to "clear the air".

  61. Neither side are perfect, here by petrus4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I find myself wondering what Microsoft were really hoping to accomplish by inviting Mr Miller to the company site and then not allowing him to speak to anyone other than marketing people, some of what the article said also annoyed me.

    As a minor detour here, I'm going to observe that I've noticed that my karma is slipping. There are a lot of areas where I disagree fairly adamantly with the conventional opinion held around here, and it seems to be the case recently that people are losing tolerance for my lack of adherence to the party line. If that's true, my karma level is probably only going to continue to deteriorate, since I am aware that many of my own perspectives are antagonistic to the ideology of the stereotypical Linux user, and said perspectives are not going to change simply because it turns out that they're unpopular. I feel that it is a deeply sad testament to the Linux community's inability to tolerate dissent. Said inability has always been present, but it seems to have become rather more chronic in recent years.

    Going back to the topic of Microsoft, I really feel that what is needed is a generous dose of rational objectivity on both sides. Ballmer genuinely might have issues in the area of sociopathy, but as Roblimo seemed to point out, he is only a single individual, and I would not be surprised to find that it is in fact true that he does not have the level of support within the company that he might like. Ballmer is exceedingly bad for Microsoft; not least because he continues to reinforce the image of the company as a whole as sociopathic and amoral, when in reality, it is genuinely possible that said amorality primarily resides with him alone.

    The part of the article that primarily annoyed me was where it was suggested that Microsoft conform to Bruce Perens' expectations. I'm still trying to understand who exactly died and made Perens God. There is a lot about Debian which I find enormously vexatious, both technically and politically...not least of which is the truly rage-inducing apparent tendency on the part of the Debian developers to try to insist that the rest of the planet conform to their will.

    That however has actually caused me to realise what it is that has brought about my own fall from grace around here, however...not even so much that I express contrary opinions, but that I do so with such a degree of anger. I won't apologise for that, however...there is a lot about the way the more vocal segment of Linux's userbase thinks which genuinely *does* make me extremely angry. Microsoft wanted a software monopoly...at least a segment of Linux's userbase want an ideological monopoly. That's what I'm resisting...and it's why my karma is falling on this site; because I won't simply shut up and get with the program. It makes me wonder how many other people have been exiled from here for similar reasons.

    Can you honestly tell me that the one is more morally desirable than the other?

    1. Re:Neither side are perfect, here by Roblimo · · Score: 1

      I don't agree with everything Bruce Perens says or does, but I like and respect his Sincere Choice ideas, including a level playing field, interoperability, and letting software developers and software publishers choose their own copyright policies without yelling at other software developers and software publishers for choosing different ones.

      As I said, a lot of software companies *do* follow these ideas. I believe that if Microsoft did, too, it would be good for all of us -- and probably even better for Microsoft shareholders and employees.

      - Robin

    2. Re:Neither side are perfect, here by sfjoe · · Score: 1

      ...I'm going to observe that I've noticed that my karma is slipping.

      Maybe it's more due to off-topic posts?

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      It's simple: I demand prosecution for torture.
    3. Re:Neither side are perfect, here by nirjhari · · Score: 1

      Of course it is a question of morality. Freedom (yours and mine) is a moral question, creativity, too. This goes beyond all the aspects of money, FUD, whatnot. That is the only way the world can really understand all these FOSS/Linux developers contributing their code. It is not that they have an "itch to scratch", but these developers believe in their freedom. The vitriol that is poured on MS can make sense only if one has the empathy to understand the intensity with which the FOSS/Linux they embrace this. I am only an end-user of computer. Now that I have been using Linux for the past couple of years, I can see a change in the way I use the computer. It's very exciting to be able to explore and learn. So from the bottom of the totem pole, I can assure you: "Yes, there is this aspect of morality"

  62. Yeah, yeah, easy to get around that nit pick. by twitter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hey, Microsoft: If you are reading this...
    Corporate anthropomorphism still sucks.

    OK, how about, "Hey, all of you:

    1. thousands of M$ employees who will read this who can express themselves without being fired,
    2. those few being paid by M$ to read this and present an objective report to those who make decisions
    3. those fewer who actually can make decisions and are also reading this

    but neglecting those hundreds paid to astroturf, who's opinion is neither respected or listened to.

    The way everyone there danced around "hard" questions, it should be obvious that one or two people are actually making decisions that others must follow or quit. The results of those decisions are equally obvious, a second rate product from a hated company. Those at M$ are going to be the ones who know all of the wrongs better than anyone else. None can miss the summary opinion offered by Rob:

    Imagine working for a company that is tolerated, at best, in many social circles. Imagine being a computer science graduate, going to a class reunion, telling people you work for Microsoft, and watching your former classmates slowly back away as if you'd just told them you had a venereal disease.

    Yeah, it's that bad.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Yeah, yeah, easy to get around that nit pick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
      twitter, please read this carefully. Following this advice will make Slashdot a better place for everyone, including yourself.

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    2. Re:Yeah, yeah, easy to get around that nit pick. by dedazo · · Score: 1
      Imagine being part of a group of people that is tolerated, at best, in many social circles. Imagine being a computer science graduate, going to a class reunion, telling people you hate "Micro$haft Windoze", and watching your former classmates slowly back away as if you'd just told them you had a venereal disease.

      That was too good to pass up.

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    3. Re:Yeah, yeah, easy to get around that nit pick. by MMInterface · · Score: 3, Informative

      First of all you must not live anywhere near Seattle if you think letting people know you work at MS is a bad thing to do in a social situation or towards former classmates. Its the complete opposite. Whats really funny is to go online and see that MS critics think everyone feels the way they do or even cares about the subject. It may be stupid but thats the truth. Out of experience I can tell that your quote doesn't apply to most situations. Apply it to a MS employee in a social or business situation in Japan and the idea is laughable. If you meet company man or woman say from Sony etc telling them where you work is about the best thing you can do. I'm not meaning to sound like I like all the products because I don't. But if you wanna talk about the social aspect of working for the company then you have no idea. People are stupid, the majority will think you are rich or want to work for the company themselves. The rest will want to pick your brain and hear what its really like. Only a really mental person would actually back away.

    4. Re:Yeah, yeah, easy to get around that nit pick. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1
      Imagine working for a company that is tolerated, at best, in many social circles. Imagine being a computer science graduate, going to a class reunion, telling people you work for Microsoft, and watching your former classmates slowly back away as if you'd just told them you had a venereal disease.

      But then you tell them you're gay and they slowly come back and talk about how hard it must be...

      --
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    5. Re:Yeah, yeah, easy to get around that nit pick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you meet company man or woman say from Sony etc telling them where you work is about the best thing you can do.

      Seriously, this is no exaggeration. "I work for Microsoft" is a literal mating call in the gyms around here.

    6. Re:Yeah, yeah, easy to get around that nit pick. by AaronBrethorst · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yeah, it's that bad.

      It's not, actually. At my last class reunion (for high school, as my University is too large for this sort of thing to work) people were quite interested and excited to learn that I worked for Microsoft, and wanted to learn more about the company and how it worked. They thought it was really cool. Your mileage may vary, of course. I don't try to disguise my affiliation with Microsoft when I'm out in bars or cafes, either. There's no point. Virtually everyone in Seattle has a friend or family member (or three) who works for Microsoft, Amazon, Real, or Boeing, and it's just considered to be completely normal.

      --
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    7. Re:Yeah, yeah, easy to get around that nit pick. by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Maybe in Seattle, but even here in Russia it's common knowledge that your boss is a faschist that throws chairs at people screaming "I will KILL Google!!". A number of years ago I was present at one of the MS regional manager conference in Russia and Ballmer was present there. It was so like the Nazi rallies it was palbably scary. Baller starts -" KILL company XYZ!!!" And then hundreds of hands thrown into the air -"WE will KILL THEM!!". We have Microsoft, Intel and Oracle campuses. Only the most desperate choose Microsoft. Working for Microsoft is embarassing outside your Seattle ghetto.

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    8. Re:Yeah, yeah, easy to get around that nit pick. by AaronBrethorst · · Score: 1

      Nah, my boss is an easy-going Canadian who loves curling. He may toss large chunks of stone around, but I can't say I've ever seen him throw a chair.

      Cheers,
      Aaron

      --
      No, but I used to work for Microsoft.
  63. Re:Uh.... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    I don't know.. "Microsoft is teh suck" is a pretty good description of the past, present, and future of Microsoft and its products.

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  64. Microsoft is Anti-Everyoneelse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In my short experience at Microsoft, everyone seemed very anti everything else. I couldn't say a competitors name without hearing about it. They insisted on saying "Live Search It" instead of "Google It".

  65. Eeeeh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I counted five there (And so did you with the numbers)

  66. he he by clarkn0va · · Score: 1

    He he. You said "who're". =^D

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  67. M$ by wikinerd · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Embrace, extend, and extinguish, now applied to M$ critics. I don't trust Microsoft, and I think they are just trying to "buy out" their critics and shut them off.

  68. Your opinion does not matter. by twitter · · Score: 2, Informative

    It seems sometimes that Slashdot readers think that everybody in a company think the same, eat the same, say the same. ... Microsoft is full of real people that probably cares about their job and just want to show it in the best light.

    How nice and diverse they are does not matter. The company sues public schools and is at war with free software. No one in a position to change that was mentioned and no changes should be anticipated. This trip was pure propaganda.

    You may be under the delusion that M$ is some kind of democracy and that the opinions of their people matter to them any more than the opinions of their customers and shareholders matter. That this is not true is easy to gauge from the cult like avoidance of real questions, complete with sheepish smiles and scripted answers. Decisions are still made by a very select few at the top. How well mannered, nice, attractive, wealthy those employees may be makes no more difference than what cute cats they may have.

    Just how empty a PR move this whole trip was is very well summarized by Rob in the opening paragraphs:

    asking event organizer Nick White (whose business card describes him as "Product Manager, Windows Marketing Communications") why I should trust a company whose CEO consistently threatens to sue me and other Linux users over unspecified patent violations. ... "Well, that's not really anything I can comment on," he replied. "I'm a product marketing guy." This was the kind of answer I got to all the hard questions I asked, including several suggested by Pamela Jones of Groklaw. None of the Microsoft people I met had anything to say about their deal with Novell, working with the Open Document Format (ODF), acceptance of the GNU General Public License (GPL) as a legitimate software license, how DRM built into Vista may anger users, or other topics I thought might interest you.

    The whole thing was a sales pitch for their second rate toys and company. No substantial questions were answered and no changes should be anticipated.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Your opinion does not matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      twitter, please read this carefully. Following this advice will make Slashdot a better place for everyone, including yourself.

      • As a representative of the Linux community, participate in mailing list and newsgroup discussions in a professional manner. Refrain from name-calling and use of vulgar language. Consider yourself a member of a virtual corporation with Mr. Torvalds as your Chief Executive Officer. Your words will either enhance or degrade the image the reader has of the Linux community.
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    2. Re:Your opinion does not matter. by gutnor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are maybe working in a small company that fight for Human/Software Rights or in the right side of the OpenSource Holy war, but I worked in big companies with morality similar to Microsoft (or even worse). And in those companies people are not bad. They have nothing to say in the big picture and they do what they are told, sure. However, after hours meeting at the pub can have interesting "local" results.

      So, when the GP said "I'm not sure what MS thought they were going to get by inviting a "true believer""

      I said maybe that was just some people inside with respect/admiration for guys like slashdot people that wanted them around. If I was working for Microsoft, I sure could have slipped this brilliant idea to some middle manager. Sure they could not avoid the propaganda, but they would come for free, and I could have the opportunity to show them some cool stuff.

    3. Re:Your opinion does not matter. by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1
      And in those companies people are not bad. They have nothing to say in the big picture and they do what they are told, sure.

      ...that would be the (yuppie) nuremberg defense, yes?

      /window seat please

  69. Irony is where it's at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft security guy (pic is from another attendee at the press junket).

  70. Duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is that any different than the state of Open Source Software?

    At Microsoft, they get paid.

  71. Free market and large corporations by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, it is similar to not only free software projects, but businesses in a free market. They each try to optimize their own niche, those who succeeds thrive and the rest die out. It is "How The System Works".

    The problem when it happens to divisions inside the same company is that, unlike for free software projects and small companies, there isn't a objective market to determine who is going to flourish and who is going to wither away. Inside the same organization, it becomes a political game of influence and connections. This is much less efficient than a free market, and is in fact similar to a planned economy (which tends to become inefficient once the initial drive dies out.

    This is actually also the sound economic reason why large companies tend to outsource as many tasks as possible. By outsourcing it they can create a market of smaller companies trying to serve their needs, and thus regain some of the lost efficiency.

    1. Re:Free market and large corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the 3dfx newsgroup and voodooextreme days, i read an article about NVidia that said they had two teams working in competition with each other on new graphics chipsets. They worked a while, then compared progress and features, combined what they could, etc etc.

  72. Re:Uh.... by spisska · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Were they "hard questions" or were they loaded questions, two very, very different things, and it seems pretty obvious he wasn't all that interested in a real dialog with answers but more interested in doing the "neener neener, I got ya" child thing.

    Well, why don't we look at the actual questions?

    Why [should] I trust a company whose CEO consistently threatens to sue me and other Linux users over unspecified patent violations. ... "I was referring to some comments Steve Ballmer made just a week or two ago," I said.

    Fair question. Microsoft officials have stated over and over again that they regard Linux and its users as 'cancer' and 'communists'. As recently as a few weeks ago Ballmer declared that Linux was chock full of Microsoft IP, and the Novell deal gave them a way to monetize that "stolen" IP.

    Not only is this a good question, but one that demands an answer.

    I asked whether Vista's hardware hunger, combined with the hardware hunger of the video editing software I use (my only personal use of Windows is video editing) might not force me to make a major investment in new hardware to run Vista. In fact, I wondered aloud, might not the extra hardware investment I'd need to run Sony Vegas or other pro-level video editing software on Windows suddenly make Apple hardware cheaper than hardware that could run Vista for video editing?

    Fair question. He identifies a specific use for the hardware and sofware, and asks if the elevated hardware requirements and associated costs make Vista less price competitive compared to Apple hardware and software. I don't see how you can find anything loaded in this -- it's either an Apple-based video editing system is cheaper or a comparable Vista-based system is.

    I asked about charges leveled recently on Slashdot about how Microsoft Research's primary purpose often seemed to be producing patents the company could use as weapons against competitors. Chitsaz's answer was, "The lawyers make all the patent decisions." ... I asked whether software patents in general were a good idea.

    Again, a fair question especially in light of Ballmer's recent comments on Linux and alleged infringements of Microsoft's alleged IP. It may not be a question that a marketing manager can answer, but it's certainly one he should be prepared for, especially when speaking to a group of Linux users and supporters. The one about software patents is particularly apt given that Microsoft has as much to lose as anyone from loose application of patents.

    He first spoke up when I asked why Microsoft's Virtual Earth had been made totally dependent on DirectX instead of using OpenGL or another cross-platform alternative, and was therefore useless to anyone not running Windows (and, as it turned out, Explorer as well).

    A fair question. Microsoft has made a pretty nifty little app but designed it deliberately to run only on their operating system and browser. Why lock users of other OSs and browsers out when there's no real technical reason for doing so (not to mention when the product being copied works just as well on Mac and Linux as it does on Windows)?

    None of the Microsoft people I met had anything to say about their deal with Novell, working with the Open Document Format (ODF), acceptance of the GNU General Public License (GPL) as a legitimate software license, how DRM built into Vista may anger users, or other topics I thought might interest you.

    All fair questions, and all questions that should be answered. They are certainly questions I want answered before I consider purchasing Vista or advising anyone else to.

  73. Good journalism != objective journalism by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    You can be a good journalist and not be objective at all, and be a objective journalist and not be very good.

    Objective journalism is just one journalistic genre, and not the most interesting or even informative one. Subjective journalism can be much more interesting and informative, as long as the journalist are honest about it.

    The worst journalists are those who pretend to be or believe they are objective, but aren't.

  74. Re:Uh.... by anomalous+cohort · · Score: 1

    MSFT has been doing this for years. It has nothing to doing with establishing good relationships. This is market research pure and simple. You are a lab animal. They tell you stuff then they gauge your response. From that, they extrapolate how the marketplace of developers will respond to certain announcements. Obviously, they are trying to court the Linux crowd. The objective, however, is to lure Linux developers away from Linux and towards MS-Windows.

  75. How about the ones that got "converted"? by gamer4Life · · Score: 1

    What you don't hear about are the media people that are invited to Microsoft's campus and get converted and then hype up Microsoft and bash it's competitors. Instead you get biased blogs, articles, and reviews.

    What if Miller got converted? Would we have to endure an endless series of articles bashing Sony, the PS3, and hyping up Microsoft's XBox and it's research and innovation?

  76. 30,000 years of dark age would have pursued by manifoldronin · · Score: 1

    I also think, from what I heard during my visit and what other Microsoft employees and customers have told me at other times, that it has degenerated into a series of disconnected fiefdoms that aren't all moving in the same direction. Had it not been the two Foundations established at the opposite ends of the galaxy.
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  77. fiefdoms and opposing direction has decreased. by MMInterface · · Score: 1

    MS has always consisted of "fiefdoms that aren't all moving in the same direction." Those fiefdoms and the groups within them have always competed vigorously with eachother more then with their own competitors. In fact I would say at MS's prime, almost every group was trying to move in totally different directions. The internal chaos, backstabbing and opposing visions that occured during the Win 95 and 98 releases just aren't there at the level it used to be. Bill literally encouraged this as a way of weeding out the week or sending them to a part of the company where they can take care of meaningless chores via reorgs. So if anything this guy just had no clue about how the company really operates even after his visit. In contrast he could go to a certain campus and some of the X-Box people will have you thinking the company is one congruent, well oiled machine centered around them. But wait, the Windows group said the same thing. So one of them decides to support a competing open source technology just to thwart the compatibility of the other group. All along the open source community thinks they are the center and primary target. To win favor amongst the higher ups you can convince them that this really is some conspiracy to smash external competitors instead of a short term effort to gain more control of company resources. The real cunning group goes to the separate licensing or marketing group and has them sabotage the others product. Of course the official story is everything is done to smash Linux or squeeze more money out of customers.

  78. Re:Uh.... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    It's not that Rob was asking the wrong questions, it's that Microsoft provided the wrong people.

    I suspect this whole trip was more of a hey look were not so bad were/were real people working on these products sort of trip.

    No, the purpose of the trip was to make Rob dislike Microsoft less. Since he made it abundantly clear from the beginning that the only way to accomplish that would be for Microsoft to answer his question, then Microsoft should have answered the questions! By refusing to do so, it failed miserably and made the whole trip pointless.

    Here's the bottom line: when you're trying to persuade somebody, they're the one calling the shots, not you. And Microsoft apparently doesn't understand that.

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  79. d00d!1! u r soo l33t!!! by Vr6dub · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That thing you did with the MS symbol was fucking awesome. /sarcasm

    I'm curious what would you like us to infer from your usage? It's harder to type anyway, unless you're an uber l33t typer too.

    "Imagine working for a company that is tolerated, at best, in many social circles. Imagine being a computer science graduate, going to a class reunion, telling people you work for Microsoft, and watching your former classmates slowly back away as if you'd just told them you had a venereal disease." Yeah, it's that bad.

    I cannot defend Microsoft's questionable business practices but, as a place to work I doubt it's that bad. As long as I work with good people, management is tolerable, enjoy my job, and my children and wife are taken care of then why does it matter what your old college "buddies" think. I'd tell them, FUCK YOU!! Who goes to those things anyways? Probably full of sad, single people.

    And the comment about the Zune...

    "Tyler Welch, a Zune marketing guy, seemed to understand that there's a delicate balance between satisfying the movie and music companies enough that they'll sell content for online devices and giving customers the unrestricted use and copying freedoms they demand. And instead of giving some sort of flip or PR-speak canned response, he admitted that he had no ready way to solve the conflict between these competing constituencies and that this is something it's going to take a long time to work out."

    Well no shit, I could have told him that. It's quite clear that the ball is in the **AA's court. Another comment:

    "I'm sure Vista is wonderful. I'm sure XBox is great, too. A Microsoft person said so."

    Zing!! He really stuck it to the man there. What about the other couple million people who have spoken with their wallets?

    About the avoiding of questions. This is not an uncommon practice when outsiders are asked to tour a company. Think of it as preemptive damage control. The last thing they need is a rogue marketing guy to start spouting his opinion on random questions, especially ones not related to marketing. It's kind of like asking a White House tour guide how our current lobbying system is ruining our government.

    1. Re:d00d!1! u r soo l33t!!! by redcane · · Score: 1

      "I'm sure Vista is wonderful. I'm sure XBox is great, too. A Microsoft person said so." Zing!! He really stuck it to the man there. What about the other couple million people who have spoken with their wallets? As far as vista is concerned, Dell/HP/whoever builds your PC is voting with your wallet, and probably won't sell you a PC without vista in due time.
    2. Re:d00d!1! u r soo l33t!!! by Vr6dub · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I can't speak for Vista. I was just trying to keep everything in context.

  80. Hypochondriac's epitaph: "I knew it..." by mangu · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Pro-Linux reporter invited to visit Microsoft and gives biased report.


    My father once told me: "you cannot be neutral between good and evil". Sometimes a report may be called biased when it's just trying to give a neutral description of biased facts. At the risk of pulling a Godwin here, would you expect a report on Nazi Germany to present a description of their efforts on recycling used toothpaste tubes as a counterbalance of their prosecution of Jews?


    Roblimo didn't seem to be biased to me, unless he lied about the basic facts in his report. If he actually was required to sign an NDA in order to visit the "Microsoft Home of the Future", if he was given evasive answers to simple questions like those he made about Steve Ballmer's threats against Linux users, or about "working with the Open Document Format (ODF), acceptance of the GNU General Public License (GPL) as a legitimate software license, how DRM built into Vista may anger users", etc, then his report isn't biased at all, it seems more like a neutral report on a strongly distorted situation.

    1. Re:Hypochondriac's epitaph: "I knew it..." by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      My father once told me: "you cannot be neutral between good and evil".

      Absolute judgements are rarely accurate.

      Not to mention, there's a vast, vast difference between "good and evil" and "something and Microsoft". On the scale of corporate bad behaviour, wouldn't even make it past the cutoff for the bottom quarter.

      Anyone who calls Microsoft "evil" without their tongue firmly buried in cheek, *seriously* needs to get of their mother's basement, take a reality check and get some perspective on The Real World.

    2. Re:Hypochondriac's epitaph: "I knew it..." by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      The Real World is not about the good guys fighting the evil villains in third world countries, no matter what your american tv tells you. In reality it's composed of a multitude of small evils, one of them is clearly microsoft.

      --
      US-UK-Israel: The real Axis of Evil
    3. Re:Hypochondriac's epitaph: "I knew it..." by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      The Real World is not about the good guys fighting the evil villains in third world countries, no matter what your american tv tells you.

      I'm not American and about the only American TV I watch are "Numb3rs" and "Battlestar Galactica".

      In reality it's composed of a multitude of small evils, one of them is clearly microsoft.

      Sure. So is a drunken bloke groping a drunken woman at a party.

      However, out in The Real World, there are so many other, more important "corporate evils" to be concerned about - in particular ones where actual people suffer actual harm due to events outside of their control - that the SlashGeek call to arms over "Micro$oft is teh 3v1l !" doesn't even pass the laugh test.

  81. yep and they reverse discriminate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    India, of course, is a 4-letter word as far as many are concerned ("It's not about the money...." - Yeah right).

    No kidding. I live near MS and let me tell you... they actively go out of their way to hire people on H1B arrangements. There are lots of perfectly qualified people ALREADY IN THE REDMOND AREA applying for positions at Microsoft all the time. Yet look at what they hire. Don't believe me... go interview there sometime. I've been there off and on, and I've had several friends interview there. Out of the interviewers I've met in person or heard of from friends, I can count on one hand the number of them with stereotypical American names. And that's from a company that usually sends you through 5-10 people over a span of several hours for an interview.

    I'd say a good 50+% of their engineering staff are Indian, closely followed by Eastern Europeans, then Asians, and then good old' fashioned homegrown Americans coming in a distant 4th.

    Part of the reason is that their management actively promotes hiring overseas candidates. The other part is that they have a fairly broad management structure with a lot of hiring power given to each division. So once the foreign programmers gain jobs there, they tend to hire more of their own.

    Reverse discrimination at its finest.

  82. closed mind by job0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Poor article I don't think roblimo really went along with an open mind so he seems to have spent his tme nitpicking e.g. he states in his article that you need Internet Explorer to use virtual earth but it works fine in FireFox 2.0 .

    1. Re:closed mind by Roblimo · · Score: 1

      Are you telling me the Microsoft person who said all of virtual earth's feature set only worked in Explorer was lying? Could have been. But I just tried to access some of the advanced features myself with Firefox and failed, so maybe not.

      Thanks for commenting,

      - Robin

    2. Re:closed mind by job0 · · Score: 1

      I dunno if they were lying but your article says

      "therefore useless to anyone not running Windows (and, as it turned out, Explorer as well)."

      I'm using firefox 2.0 on xp and I can use virtual earth the only thing that doesn't seem work is the 3d view but the rest of it seems ok.

    3. Re:closed mind by Roblimo · · Score: 1

      3D view was what their presentation focused on. It was represented as the big gee-golly-gee-whiz reason Virtual Earth is better than Google Earth.

      Thanks for writing,

      - Robin

  83. Apple, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The truly sad thing is that they push WPA, WGA, DRM, Trusted Computing, overly-restrictive licensing, etc., and think that a simple junket and a couple of freebies can make up for treating customers like crap. The truly, truly sad thing is that half of the competition (and all of the for-pay competition) is doing just about the same, only the some of the names/acronyms are (think) different.
  84. with all the kool things it can do, why can't it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  85. What's really funny. by twitter · · Score: 1

    Whats really funny is to go online and see that MS critics think everyone feels the way they do or even cares about the subject.

    You apologists are so blind.

    You don't see that there's a huge problem there? The fact that you find "MS critics" everywhere you look on line, where you expect find most computer savvy people, should be a clue. The second fact, that they think any informed observer would agree, should be your second alarm bell. Is there any company that's even half as hated by so many reasonable and knowledgable people as Microsoft is? I don't thinks so, but there's no other company that's been dumb enough to sue public schools from one end of the country to another now is there?

    First of all you must not live anywhere near Seattle if you think letting people know you work at MS is a bad thing to do in a social situation or towards former classmates. Its the complete opposite. ... People are stupid ...

    So, can I take it that you work for the company? If there's any kind of talk M$ needs to put a muzzle on, it's the "people are stupid" line. If that kind of attitude is prevalent, the problem is incurable.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:What's really funny. by MMInterface · · Score: 1

      I never said theres no good reason to dislike the company so noticing the opinion of the few, the proud and the elite is irrelevant. I might even agree with them to a point.

      I'm addressing your claim that MS employees are shunned in social situations and must hide their affiliation with the company when its the total opposite. Its completely untrue, even at a college reunion.

    2. Re:What's really funny. by Roblimo · · Score: 1

      The line about people backing away at a college reunion came from a Microsoft employee in response to my (bland and open-ended) question, "What's it like to work for Microsoft?"

      I really only asked two questions: The one above, and "What changes would make Microsoft a better company?" My sample -- about a dozen people near the entrance to the company store wearing Microsoft employee badges -- was surely not representative of the company as a whole, but even so the amount of negativity I heard was a little shocking.

      Thanks for writing,

      - Robin

    3. Re:What's really funny. by sowth · · Score: 1

      The problem is those clueless about computers (haven't used anything but MS products or just don't know much about computers) believe MS is the greatest company since the one who made sliced shit. They think Bill Gates invented computers and all of the quirks in software today is unpreventable.

      If MS actually sold sliced shit, you'd bet they would eat it and say "this is wonderful." Then due to MS's questionable practices, all the restaurants serve MS "food" and only MS "food". All the while lusers would denounce chefs who tell them how it is digusting sliced shit. They would say: "You are just jealous of MS's success." While in reality those chefs just don't want to eat shit.

      It used to be I could go anywere and be blessed by the foods of the world. Can't I just go to a restaurant where i don't have to eat shit?

  86. As a current 11 year MSFT employee... by MSFTVet · · Score: 2

    If the originator of this post visited Microsoft expecting to hear a single voice expressing a singular vision then he's looking at the wrong company. For that he should go visit an electric company or a phone company. They'll give you a singular vision (more subscribers!).

    I can confirm that Microsoft is, indeed, in many ways a set of disconnected fiefdoms that are not moving in the same direction. The irony is that this both one of Microsoft greatest strengths and one of its greatest weaknesses.

    It seems that many in the "outside world" (whatever that is) seem to think that Microsoft is this menacing machine being driven by Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer and a small number of leutenants to nefarious ends. The reality is that it is a large company made up of...how many?...75K employees with lots of different ideas and philosopies of life and interests who are given a lot of freedom to pursue thier interests and goals. Sure...there's some top down strategy but in many cases those strategies are obvious (find a way to have the best of the Web in terms of ubiquity and ease of application deployment and management and the best of full fledged client applications). But overall the management at Microsoft seems to recognize (or are resigned to) the fact that the company and the people will be better off if they let the workers pursue lots of different ideas...often competing and conflicted...and see what the result is. Sometimes the result is...Bob or Windows ME. Other times the result is good work like Word or Excel or Encarta or .NET or SQL Server. The losers quickly disappear and the winners eventually...after lots of hard work and lots of revs...eventually become good and sometimes great.

    The fiefdoms at Microsoft have downsides. They spend huge amounts of money developing projects that in many ways complete. They spend too much money on bad ideas because the exec in charge has power or inflence. But I think the people who run Microsoft and most employees are willing to live with that because the internal competition is best for the long-term.

    There are some huge examples of blunder that result from this approach. Although I was far from the inner circle at the time, I have the impression that people like Brad Silverberg (who ran Windows 95 development and marketing) tried to convince Bill and Steve that Microsoft should make a bigger bet on the Web before it was trendy to do so...before Netscape existed. Before the guys who founded Google were out of middle school. For whatever reason (maybe hundreds of billions of reason$) the powers that be decided to stick with a Windows-centric approach for longer than they should have. C'est la vie. That is ancient history. How...more than 11 years later...the real excitement and innovation at Microsoft is in developing very cool platforms and infrastructure for service-oriented applications and Web-enabling (jargon alert) "old school" products in intersting ways.

    Will MSFT be as successful and relevant in the future as they have been for the last 20 years? Hard to say. Maybe unlikely. But I'd be willing to bet a reasonable sum that the inefficient and frustrating and random and sometimes stupid darwinistic approach that MSFT takes to software development will keep the company relevant. Do I dare say...mark my words?

    1. Re:As a current 11 year MSFT employee... by chthon · · Score: 1

      The jargon alert should have been before 'service-oriented applications'.

      Stay the Recourse

  87. Re:Uh.... by andreyw · · Score: 1

    Ah, I love how any comment against the /. status quo gets modded troll. Sheesh. Sorry for having *an opinion* you braying herd of rams...

  88. Ignorance Is Strength by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1
    For that he should go visit an electric company or a phone company. They'll give you a singular vision (more subscribers!).
    Wouldn't that be a Cingular vision? :-)

    But I'd be willing to bet a reasonable sum that the inefficient and frustrating and random and sometimes stupid darwinistic approach that MSFT takes to software development will keep the company relevant.
    This is exactly the kind of attitude that concerns me. Microsoft recognizes that there are flaws in its software development process, but sees no reason to address them, and (apparently) even touts this waste as an advantage.

    Perhaps they simply lack the required talent.

    --
    In general, it is safe and legal to kill your children. -- POSIX Programmer's Guide
    1. Re:Ignorance Is Strength by MSFTVet · · Score: 1

      You are not interpreting my comment fairly. The original posting was about the lack of a singular vision for Microsoft...where they want to go in development. That was what I addressed. I can tell you that there is a huge focus from the bottoms up and the top down to improve quality and process. Building large and/or complex software applications is a hard thing. This isn't a Microsoft only problem. It's a problem for anyone writing software. Is the answer to dumb down our expectations (make everything with javaxcript! Wow!) or try to find better ways to build more powerful software using modern tools and platforms?

    2. Re:Ignorance Is Strength by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1

      Yes, I cherry-picked the juiciest of your comments so as to serve my editorial purpose.

      In my opinion, Microsoft's problems are not limited to lack of vision or direction (i.e. where they want to go) but also include implementation of that vision.

      Microsoft has some very smart and committed people working there (I've met some of them) as well as some not so much (from what I've heard). And of course the ones at the top want to improve things, because that means more money. But I'm not convinced they know what's actually required to do that. I don't think they have the talent needed to bring about the necessary changes, whether we're talking actual code, process, or vision. Or perhaps it would require laying off certain people or numbers of people, and they're just not willing to do it.

      To "find better ways to build more powerful software using modern tools and platforms" requires more than throwing lots of very skilled C programmers at the problem. Last decade's OOP doesn't cut it either. You need people who know the latest techniques and advances in theory, who program for the love of it, not just the paycheck and benefits. Of course, most of these people know better than to take a job at Microsoft -- which cares more about selling boxes than about quality. Many of them already work for Google. Those who do join are too few to make much difference.

      I think Microsoft needs to recognize that its days as schoolyard bully (a) are over, and (b) have made it many enemies, or at least few friends. And now they need to figure out who the heck they're going to be instead of that.

      Or maybe I just talk to the wrong Microsoft employees and don't really know shit.

      --
      In general, it is safe and legal to kill your children. -- POSIX Programmer's Guide
  89. Photosynth ~ Apple TimeMachine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me, or does the Photosynth software Roblimo links to in the article have a similar look and feel to the TimeMachine software in OSX Leopard?

    <URL:http://labs.live.com/photosynth/whatis/>
    <URL:http://www.apple.com/macosx/leopard/timemachi ne.html>

  90. Re:Pretty stunning - marketing runaround for tech by achten · · Score: 1

    Would have got more or less the same answers even if it was somebody very high up in the heirarchy. It is about official line.

  91. Mod parent up! by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 1

    Arriba I say!

    If this isn't insightful, then I don't know what is.

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    throw new NoSignatureException();
  92. MS = IBM of yesteryear by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

    I think they're going to do it. As their old business model becomes increasingly defanged, they're going to become more of a software service shop. Look at what IBM tried in the 80's, trying to lock down the industry with PS/2 systems and MicroChannel Architecture busses, and where they went from there, and where they are now.

    MS is already showing signs of "whatever the customer wants" thinking creeping in.

  93. My other machine is you Linux box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...some photos of the "event" on Gina Trapani's Flickr account.
    Don't miss the microsoft security guy's laptop
    My other machine is you Linux box

    At least they have hope...
  94. What's not to like about Microsoft? by coachz · · Score: 1

    Hey, who can't help but love Microsoft. I just finished watching 3 hours of web based videos to get a Free Office 2007 and at the end was told that it had a value of $738 and they needed my SSN to report it as taxable income. What a great scam. They get a couple hundred dollar write off and I'm left holding the bag. What scum. Thanks but no thanks!

  95. What the GP forgot and you are ignoring.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... is that they are crushing the competition by illegal and immoral means.

    IF that is not evil, well, then what is it?

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:What the GP forgot and you are ignoring.... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Crushing the competition by illegal and immoral means is something they did in the 90s, yes. That's not "evil." Evil is a very loaded term; please stop abusing it. Hitler is evil. Rape is evil. Microsoft is a company too big for its britches. Get some perspective!

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
  96. When are you going to looby against SW patents? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    When are you going to stand up to the DRM nonsense?

    Why do you need to threaten competitors with your patent portfolio instead of with services and innovations?

    That is the size of the changes I want to see from MS. All other stuff is a sideshow, with respect to any Engineering work you may be doing.

    You may be listening, but your bosses at the very top and their lawyers are more deaf than a stone.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  97. If you say so.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Lets forget the head start in development time that MS has, lets ignore that the propietary products you mention have been in the market longer.

    But ignoring that a few years ago there was nothing and that now we have something whose only faults are lack of "polish and features", I would say is misinforemd to say the least.

    In a few years more the open applications will be the ones dictating innnovation since they will not have the organizational and legal contstraints of the closed ones.

    As a matter of fact it is happening to an extent, MS copied many of the features found in Firefox in their IE web browser for example. And they have to try to follo up closely standards because people are demanding proper rendering using CSS, something OSS browsers have been delivering for a while...

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.