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Principal Cancels Classes, Sues Over MySpace Prank

Earnest writes "A prank MySpace page has led to a barrage of lawsuits and the misuse of school resources as the principal targeted by the pranksters attempted to find the perpetrators. In 2005, students at Hickory High School in Pennsylvania created a fake MySpace profile of principal Eric Trosch. As a result, the school's IT staff spent about 25 percent of his work time dealing with the issue and finding the culprits. That's not all. 'Trosch kept at it, even taking measures that led to the "cancellation of computer programming classes as well as usage of computers for research for class projects." Now the basic educational mission of the school was being compromised in order to keep students from visiting these profiles during school hours (students were still free to look at the profiles from home, of course).'"

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  1. Remember.. by C0R1D4N · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember the good ol' days when people would just burn effigies of those they didn't like?

    1. Re:Remember.. by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Or cover their house/car with bog roll.

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    2. Re:Remember.. by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes.

      I don't understand...they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.

    3. Re:Remember.. by arivanov · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well...

      We used to lift cars on top of 4 garbage bins (of the older metal cylindrical variety). Worked a treat. An old Skoda, Fiat or ZAZ weight under 600 kg so all it took was 10+ determined students and 20 seconds. So the teacher comes out and starts swearing not knowing what to do. The car is perched precariously 1m from the ground and there is no way to get it down without either negotiating with the students (and trusting them that they do not "unintentionally" drop it) or calling in heavy lifting equipment.

      A funnier version of the same prank used to be done in a couple of schools which were located in old turn of the century buildings will proper 6+m wide main staircases and corridors. I know of at least 2 cases where the principal walked out of his office on the second floor to stumble into his skoda "parked" in the corridor.

      And nowdays... Myspace... whimps...

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    4. Re:Remember.. by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 4, Funny
      We used to lift cars on top of 4 garbage bins

      That's nothing. At my high school, we lifted the body of a 1970s era VW Beetle onto the roof of the one-story school! Someone also figured out a way to put steel-belted car tires over the top of the street lights in the parking lot. As a result, the tires were left surrounding the bottom of the street-light pole. Since the tires were steel-belted, you couldn't easily cut them. The school had to bring a crane in to lift the tires back up over the top of the pole.

      And, I had to walk to school. Uphill. BOTH ways. Through snow so deep it covered the top of my head.

    5. Re:Remember.. by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Funny
      We used to lift cars on top of 4 garbage bins (of the older metal cylindrical variety). Worked a treat. An old Skoda, Fiat or ZAZ weight under 600 kg



      Didn't you read TFA ? This is America. You're lucky that the students don't weigh 600 kg (yet), and if a car weighs only four times that, it's considered too light and therefore unsafe.

    6. Re:Remember.. by jridley · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Heh, I think I'd just whack the side of one of the cans with a big stick. It'd crumple, and then the other three would too. A little screeching of metal would then get the car off.

    7. Re:Remember.. by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      10+? 3 friends and I lifted a guys Fiat and put it on the sidewalk when I was in high school, and we weren't weight-lifters or anything. The more the merrier, I suppose, but you certainly don't need that many.

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    8. Re:Remember.. by bossesjoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Our Principal used to have this neat Porsche 911 Turbo that he was really proud of. One day we placed an add for it in the local paper, along with providing all the phone extensions, even his office, and address for the school. The best part was we set the price at $12,500 and listed the mileage as 10K, for a two year old Porsche 911 Turbo. The school was swamped the next day with people at the office and bombarding the phone lines trying to get this car, we even had about twenty guys walking around the parking lot checking out the car.

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    9. Re:Remember.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You have 1m high sidewalks? Amazing!

    10. Re:Remember.. by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

      As long as you remembered to eat a Mentos and smile before hand, you'll get away scot-free.

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    11. Re:Remember.. by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      I never saw too much crap like that back in the day. The response was simply for the object of the prank to order any random group of footballers to fix the problem. Said group would fix the problem and then proceed to figure out who had caused the problem and beat the shit out of them. (Unless, of course, they were the ones who originally did it. In that case, they'd walk away chastised and the situation was over.)

      When the rules of polite personal interaction are violated, it's best to be mindful of the way things can escalate.

    12. Re:Remember.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We (a bunch of band nerds) put my family's volkswagon bug in the high school band room. We took out the center post of the double doors, and then had about 1/4" clearance on either side of the car (the paint got scraped on one fender, but it was worth it!) to drive the car in. It was all worth it to see the expressions on the band director's face when he came back to the band room.

      Fayetteville (AR) High School 1970

    13. Re:Remember.. by jwhyche · · Score: 0

      The good old days. When we would just gather in our klan robes and burn a cross in their front yard.

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    14. Re:Remember.. by UltraAyla · · Score: 4, Funny

      He has three friends? Amazing!

    15. Re:Remember.. by PresidentEnder · · Score: 1

      A sidewalk is also a lot lower than the trash cans in question. My senior year, we'd heard about a few guys from days of yore doing this (moving a car) and decided to try it. The three of us were not as strong as we'd have liked, and the car we tried to move was heavier. We managed only to move the back end around.

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    16. Re:Remember.. by EatHam · · Score: 2, Funny

      Three words and a sign is all you need.

      Fill Dirt Wanted

    17. Re:Remember.. by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      You're part of my generation. In my day, we used to play dodge ball too and if you were the last kid picked for a team, you didn't cry about it.

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    18. Re:Remember.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The car is perched precariously 1m from the ground and there is no way to get it down without either negotiating with the students (and trusting them that they do not "unintentionally" drop it) or calling in heavy lifting equipment.
      And to think, if you had used your powers for good, perhaps you could have gotten a Mentos.
    19. Re:Remember.. by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Wow you're old!

      I remember a time when we just beat the crap out of them. It was easy before the internet, everyone you knew lived within walking distance :0

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    20. Re:Remember.. by necrognome · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually your comment was hilarious, so now I'm posting to unmod my "Overrated" that should have been "Funny". Sigh. Where is the f$cking "unmod" button with the new whizbang posting system!

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    21. Re:Remember.. by Kabuthunk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps a bit more advanced version of that took place in the University of Manitoba once. The Mechanical Engineering department literally took a prof's car apart and reassembled it in his office when it was left in the lot. Good luck getting THAT out anytime soon :P

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    22. Re:Remember.. by runbadscott · · Score: 1

      When I was in High school I spent 75 percent of my time trying to piss off the principle. Man, I wish I had myspace back then...It would have saved me a lot of spray paint.

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    23. Re:Remember.. by Digz · · Score: 1

      That's nothing.. During my high school tenure, we managed to float (in a lake) a 4000+ lb (1800+ kg) full-size van balanced only on canoes..

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    24. Re:Remember.. by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      A group of us on the football team, once pulled a similar prank on another member of the team. He used to drive a little Honda CRX to school. One day after practice, a group of about 4 or 5 of us went outside, picked up his car, and high-centered it on one of those parking lot bump stops. We then, of course, went to congregate across the parking lot while we waited to see him when he came out. The look on his face was classic!

      Another time, myself and a friend got bored and turned his mom's little compact car (forget what model it was) sideways in the garage so that she couldn't drive out. Unfortunately, she came out just as we finished up and were exhaustedly catching our breath, and made us turn it back so she could go to the store.

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    25. Re:Remember.. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      It is quite obvious that none of that remaining 25% of your time was spent in English class...

    26. Re:Remember.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, actually, I did have to walk to school uphill, bothways.
      My school was halfway up a fairly steep hill. I was raised by my Mom, who held a day job that went past after school got out. So early in the morning, I would have to trudge up that stinking hill to school. Then after school, continue
      on my way up the hill to the sitter's, who lived at the top of the hill.

      Being in a small town in northern Ontario( Pembroke, just up the Ottawa river),in the 70s, it snowed a lot. Typically, we had snow from about Halloween till mid May. I had to go to school early because my Ma's shift started fairly early in the morning. I was often the first to arrive at school.

      If there had been a snowfall overnite, typically the drifts would block the entrance to the schoolyard, sometimes as high as four feet. The drifts weren't stable enough for me to climb over so I would run through them, the drifts often being higher then myself at the time.

      Now, about that swampland ...

    27. Re:Remember.. by Columcille · · Score: 1

      Call me a cynic but I don't buy it. First, do enough people pay that close attention to classifieds that a school would be swamped by people wanting a car? Second, where do you live that people are dumb enough to think such a car can be purchased for $12,500? So to read your story interpretively, 5 phone calls and 1 guy that happened to walk by the car and said, "Hey, nice car."

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    28. Re:Remember.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [sings]Those were the daaaaayyyyyysssss![/sings]

    29. Re:Remember.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're lucky I wasn't around. You did that to my car, you couldn't run far enough away. I'd hammer you into a bloody pulp with a metal pipe.

      *Negotiating* with the students? You'd be lucky to be able to speak a coherent word after I was done with you. "Unintentionally" drop it? The lawsuit I bring would impoversh your family for the next five generations.

      Rule ONE of the Universe: You shall NOT *FUCK* with other people's stuff. PERIOD!

    30. Re:Remember.. by Karthikkito · · Score: 1

      No wonder you got away with it -- you had tenure!

      =p

    31. Re:Remember.. by mibalzonya · · Score: 0

      I kept all the pictures that students made of me. I esecially like the one one with a tshirt that said drugs are bad, and I have blood shot eyes. I am sitting at my desk with a sign that says I supply alcohol to minors. U Buy.. I fly.. It is on my 'fridge.

    32. Re:Remember.. by pfleming · · Score: 1

      Heh, I think I'd just whack the side of one of the cans with a big stick. It'd crumple, and then the other three would too. A little screeching of metal would then get the car off. Yeah... beating a can with a big stick probably would "get the car off"
    33. Re:Remember.. by mizzzy! · · Score: 1

      i dont know which is better... old fashion "hands on" pranks, or pranks via internet... they're both really risky. the internet pranks are more likely to cause trouble b/c what you put on the internet stays on the internet for a looooong time... i think i'm gonna go with the old fashion ones. i heard this great one... lead a cow upstairs and then walk away. cows can't go down stairs, so he's stuck up there. I don't know where you would get a random cow, but it's a cool idea.

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    34. Re:Remember.. by MilesAttacca · · Score: 1

      My school has its share of legendary pranks, too. There are the students who took the "easy way" and disassembled a VW Beetle, then put it back together in the school cafeteria. But better still were those daring souls who set loose two pigs, one labeled "1," the other "3"...

      Ah, if only I'd been around to see those halcyon days.

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    35. Re:Remember.. by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Yes, we do, it's a hilly area. But no, the sidewalk we put this fiat on was not one of them. Still, a fiat is pretty light. The four of us might have been able to lift it a meter if we'd wanted to, at the most we would have needed maybe 2 more guys.

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  2. Why do they have so much power? by emilv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think that the principal should have so much power over the IT staff. IT should do his job: keeping the IT services running. He shouldnät waste his time doing private stuff for the principal.

    1. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 2

      IT should just do its job and block myspace.com, then open up only specific sub-URLs as teachers request it for approved coursework.

    2. Re:Why do they have so much power? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I work in a school doing IT work in the UK and basically, It's not that simple. :)

      Firstly any in-house IT is line managed by the senior management team in the school, this will include the Head Teacher (equivalent to a Principle in the US). So we absolutely have to do what we're asked to. Even if it's silly. Yes, there's PHB syndrome in local education. :)

      Secondly, doing any sort of filtering is not easy. It requires hardware, software and skilled manpower to accomplish. Something underfunded schools are short of.

    3. Re:Why do they have so much power? by stuffman64 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, I graduated high school 6 years ago, from the school right next to Hickory High. It's not a big area, and when we say "IT Department" we usually mean one guy who manages the computer labs and the classroom computers, and student assistants. There's a district supervisor who helps out with big issues (I wonder if it's still Scott... he was a cool guy). Most of the technical solutions such as firewalls, etc. are barebones to meet bugetary constraints, so I wouldn't imagine it hard to bypass. There's only so much you can do on a limited budget with limited resources. I know my IT guy also taught two classes (there were only 4 periods in a day at my school), so a lot of the work was left up to the "technology assistants" (i.e., me). Hickory was a little larger than my school, but I doubt they had significantly more resources than we did. I doubt that there was so much going on there that the IT guy was stressed doing this "extra" work. Hell, we spent most of the time just trying to think of stuff to do.

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    4. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Corwn+of+Amber · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Managed by the "school senior management team"?

      What?

      If I ever get employed in such a place they WILL fire me in under a week.
      I will NEVER, EVER document what I did to a computer in any way more extended than "I had to buy this part. Here is a receipt for accounting and warranty." I will always keep each and every computer running and tweaked Just Right though.

      And what is that if not a school dictator? He had the IT team spend time tracking a prank? Please PLEASE tell me that clinical signs of megalomania are an impeachment clause for school staff in the US.

      As for filtering... anyone with half a brain can type "SSL tunnel" or something in google.

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    5. Re:Why do they have so much power? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      As for filtering... anyone with half a brain can type "SSL tunnel" or something in google.
      Nope sorry, no dice there. The kids and I are way ahead of you. :) We only allow HTTPS to domains on a whitelist.

    6. Re:Why do they have so much power? by joto · · Score: 1

      If I ever get employed in such a place they WILL fire me in under a week. I will NEVER, EVER document what I did to a computer in any way more extended than "I had to buy this part. Here is a receipt for accounting and warranty." I will always keep each and every computer running and tweaked Just Right though.

      Ok, so you will probably do a better job in a private company were IT is vital to operations. No big deal. Different people do different jobs.

      And what is that if not a school dictator?

      The school principal. Same thing, different name. Just like company CEO. Or military general. Or whatever...

      As for filtering... anyone with half a brain can type "SSL tunnel" or something in google.

      And exactly how would you come up with those search-words? And how would being able to search google help you with actually filtering stuff? Come on, if the school IT-staff consists of one guy with minimal training (who spends half his time teaching), managing hordes of old unreliable hardware donated by companies not needing it anymore, then any task will quickly take 25% of the IT-staffs time. Besides, he already had a firewall, and had myspace blocked. He was trying to find a way to block whatever ways the students used to circumvent that. I doubt searching google for "SSL tunnel" would help much with that.

    7. Re:Why do they have so much power? by nospam007 · · Score: 0

      >>Well, I graduated high school 6 years ago, from the school right next to Hickory High. It's not a big area, and when we say "IT Department" we usually mean one guy who manages the computer labs ...
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      From TFA : ...As a result, the school's IT staff spent about 25 percent of _HIS_ work time dealing with the issue...

    8. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Do you filter on protocol or port? Protocol filtering is an additional challenge, which again requires specialist skills/equipment, where port blocking, whilst easy, is about as easy to circumvent too.

    9. Re:Why do they have so much power? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      The protocol. It's basically a Linux+squid proxy. All web traffic coming out of the school comes through this machine. Thus I get fine grained control over access on a user/machine basis.

      I do have a layer 2 bridged firewall (again Linux) as well, so potentially I could do some port based firewalling there. But currently I haven't hit a situation where I need to. That box is more there for protecting the schools systems from worms running about on the WAN coming in from another school.

    10. Re:Why do they have so much power? by tehSpork · · Score: 3, Informative

      I can block myspace using the $50 Linksys router I use at home, it doesn't require much equipment or knowledge. As far as I can tell, myspace also does not have very many IPs and from what I have seen they are all located in the same range. Though flat out blocking 255 addresses to eliminate one site isn't generally a good idea, it gets the job done if you're in a hurry or are an unskilled IT administrator.

      If you have access to a linux box, I like to use iptables to redirect myspace to something more interesting, such as KittenWar. Yeah you will still get a few complaints, but the odds are that your average myspace user has spent the last 15 minutes or so looking at pictures of cats, giving them time to calm down a bit. :)

      Disclaimer: I don't like censoring websites, but have been required to do so in the past. Sometimes it's necessary, most times it's just some person higher-up using "the children!" as an excuse for their holy crusade. Ain't life fun...

    11. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Secondly, doing any sort of filtering is not easy. It requires hardware, software and skilled manpower to accomplish.

      hardware - no
      software - yes 10% free, privoxy
      Skilled manpower - yes.

      so I guess you are boned. but installing privoxy and making a way for all pc's to migrate the config automagically would take a short time and very little effort, unfortunately this is outside the skills of the typical teacher.

      privoxy can easily do what you want and give your school way more advantages. and you can run 200+ cloents through a throw away PIII pc sitting in the corner running it without it breaking a sweat. just setting all the web browsers to point to it as the proxy is the part that will take time and skill. (time if you walk and touch each, skill to migrate the changes in 1 hour to all machines.)

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    12. Re:Why do they have so much power? by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Um, what about the millions of web proxies open on the net?

    13. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scott now works for Oracle. and his password is all over the Internet. And for your convenience, it is "Tiger".

    14. Re:Why do they have so much power? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, this fact alone makes the more simple firewall rules or web filters useless. They only match based on domains/urls/ips. Kids will get round this rather rapidly.

      You have run a full blown http proxy that examines the content of the webpages coming in and make decisions blocking based on that. This is complicated to setup and maintain and/or costly to purchase/outsource.

    15. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      I set up my old 400Mhz Power Mac G4 running a PPC Linux variant and squid when I lived with my mother-in-law so that her 13 year old son couldn't get on naughty websites. It cost me exactly $0 since I had the thing laying around, and worked perfectly fine as an Internet Proxy.

      I'd imagine you could spend about $400 and about 1 day building a machine to do this exact thing. Heck, if it made my job easier I'd build the thing in my spare time and donate it to the school.

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    16. Re:Why do they have so much power? by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      Even then they dont alway catch the kids who bypass the proxy, especially for sites like Myspace which on average dont trip them. Whats really needed is a combination of the two, you have a filter that blocks our weighted phrases and content, but also block specific sites AND the proxy sites as they pop up. Doing that you can usually buy 1-2 weeks before you have to hunt down the new bypasses again. If this was just one guy, I could see it buying up all his time, as for our staff of 10 it can take a few hours to block things ad track people once we know what is going on. Usually though we get told days or weeks later which at that point its useless to go back through our logs except to tell what area in the district it might have originated from. Sadly our network was not designed with any eye toward management and all the planning being done around getting systems into the schools fast, which has caused a lot of issues as we try to redesign it while its still up.

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    17. Re:Why do they have so much power? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      You're quite correct. I'm in the same situation. Fortunately my problems are slightly smaller scale than you though. So I'm not hitting the same problems. I know who the tech-savvy trouble makers are. I know they find ways round the blocks first and then tell all their mates in the school yard. So I can just stick with monitoring a small handful of kids who are testing the filtering and patch up the gaps as and when they find them. As everything is on-site, we can do this in near real time.

    18. Re:Why do they have so much power? by gmack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The IT department and principal made the wrong move. What they should have done is complained to myspace then the stupid (and obviously TOS violating) pages would have been taken down and there would be nothing for the other students to see. Much easier than a filtering proxy.

      Instead they left the site up for all to see and sat there obsessively watching it. The result is that it was more entertaining for the other students and the ones who created the sites get to know just how pissed off they made the administration.

    19. Re:Why do they have so much power? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      As for filtering... anyone with half a brain can type "SSL tunnel" or something in google. That assumes they have an actual connection out of the LAN. I work in government not education, but our users have NO access to an external IP from their desktops. All connections to the internet (read: web) are done through an authenticated proxy (that does logging and filtering, though the filtering is mostly blocking out external webmail providers as well as dangerous filetypes).
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    20. Re:Why do they have so much power? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      It's a problem of scale. There are around 450 PCs on site and 70 odd laptops. At any one time I can expect about 150 of those being in use, more at lunchtimes, break or after/before school. Nearly all of those teachers/pupils sat on those PCs will have a web browser open for one reason or another. Even if they are just typing something up, they'll habitually have a web browser open just to surf around with in-between paragraphs. So basically, that's a lot of concurrent connections to squid!

      The second problem is the huge pipe we have. The UK government in its wisdom has decided to throw a lot of money into subsidising internet access to schools. This means we get a 1Gbit fibre feed that wires into the nearest university and then off down SuperJANET. That's a lot of bandwidth to handle. Now I know most of the time people are web surfing so it's being underutilised. However as with the concurrent connections above, there are some serious spikes in usage of the period of a normal school day.

      So basically my point is a $400 beige box wont cut it for the situation we're in here. Sure you can try and do it, but it wont be pleasent. More so when the teachers and pupils complain that the internet is 'slow'.

    21. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Doctor-Optimal · · Score: 1

      But this isn't about actually accomplishing an effective block of myspace. This is about catching a few idiots, appearing to "be doing something" to the School Board/Teachers/Students/Parents and flexing his awesome administrative muscles.

      Smart people will always find ways around stuff, that how we know that they're smart.

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    22. Re:Why do they have so much power? by emilv · · Score: 1

      Do not underestimate the skills of the pupils. I'm 19 years old. My last five or six years in school, between the lessons, has been dedicated to breaking through the filters in the network. Not because I need it but because I can.

      There's a shitload of ways to use our network, ranging from the almost unknown, unprotected wireless access point in a small part of the school to setting up that Tor server and client and setting it to use port 80 through the main proxies. We even have an obscure unfiltered proxy (with logging disabled, I've been told) in the library at another school which, for some reason, can be used from any public school in the whole town because we share the same network.

      A few years ago I used to maintain an application that anyone could use to get through the filtering, but it was kind of boring. I prefer to test my (and the IT staff's) skills and not actually using my tricks for anything useful.

      My point is that it's not always easy to set up one proxy to rule them all when you have pupils interested in computers and networking.

    23. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      Oh, you're in a place with actual broadband internet. I'd imagine that some school in Nowhere, PA would be able to survive with a $400 beige box because they're lucky if they get 3 megabit DSL.

      You might want to look at Astaro. I've heard good things about their content filtering and scalability. Just say that you're doing it to protect the children, and they'll start throwing money at you.

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    24. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have run a full blown http proxy that examines the content of the webpages coming in and make decisions blocking based on that. This is complicated to setup and maintain and/or costly to purchase/outsource.
      SmoothWall Extended Defense Basic PLUS does this, and it is GPL and free and easy.

      Read here: http://community.smoothwall.org/forum/viewtopic.ph p?t=20884

      Download here: http://sourceforge.net/project/showfiles.php?group _id=114890&package_id=202360
    25. Re:Why do they have so much power? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm using a Fujitsu Siemens Dual Opteron with 4Gb of Ram and dual 1GBit NICs at the moment and it's holding up just fine. Any slow down I get seems to be either Active Directory/Samba fucking up (and thus busting NTLM authentication in Squid) or the University screwing up their end of things.

    26. Re:Why do they have so much power? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, that's basically what I'm using but I rolled my own. I used Ubuntu 6.06LTS, Squid, Samba (for NTLM Auth), and Dansguardian. Smoothwall takes all the fun^H^H^Hhard work out of it and gives you a nice web interface to manage it.

    27. Re:Why do they have so much power? by michrech · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Um, what about the millions of web proxies open on the net?

      This is what I was just sitting here thinking. You have jackasses like Bennett Haselton setting up proxies all over the place, with stupid names like www.yellowcream.com, www.volleyballwizard.com, etc. What's worse, he aims them DIRECTLY at those in k-12 schools. I've had an email exchange with him one day. He came across (to me) to have the mentality of a teenager (one who had to sit behind a filter of some sort) in high school. He even removed the email address I was using from the circumventor list (good thing I'm signed up with multiple email addresses!).

      About a year (or so) ago, he even started providing the needed files for people to set one up in their home, so they could use their DSL/Cable/etc connections, making the job even MORE difficult. I guess an admin could block all the IP ranges of the local "broadband" providers...

      Yes, I understand the message Bennett is trying to get out there: Censorship is bad. But when you are using someone Else's internet connection, who the hell are you to demand that certain web pages work? If you are not paying for the connection (and the kids in the K-12, the people Bennett seems to be targeting), you have no right to make any demands. Period.

      Maybe one day Bennett will understand that. Even if he doesn't, I still point out his list to anyone that asks me about filtering so they can filter out his crap (and learn what to look for on their networks when the kids/whoever set up their own proxies).

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    28. Re:Why do they have so much power? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I think a basic educational principle should be that the teachers and administrators at a school should be at least moderately more mature than the students they supervise. Unfortunately, this is all too rarely the case.

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    29. Re:Why do they have so much power? by michrech · · Score: 1

      So basically my point is a $400 beige box wont cut it for the situation we're in here. Sure you can try and do it, but it wont be pleasent. More so when the teachers and pupils complain that the internet is 'slow'.

      I dunno. One particular school district I was doing work for made out just fine with a PIII at 500mhz and about 768mb of RAM. That box did Samba, Apache, Squid+SquidGuard, iptables, postfix, courier-imap, spamassassin/amavis/clamav/fprot. There were somewhere around 150-200 PC's in the high school and another 100-ish in the elementary (the two buildings were connected via a dedicated 10mbit wireless link). When the 20gb drive array on the server filled up, rather than adding more space, they replaced the machine. This machine stayed in use for about 2 years before this happened, however. Before I set up all the linux services, it was a Novell server that did simple NAT and file storage -- and that was it. No one really used it.

      I doubt very much that adding a 1Gbps connection (instead of the 1.5mbit they were provided via MORE.net) would have changed much.

      I even taught the schools "IT" guy how to add/remove sites in squidGuard, add/remove users, give them access to the various samba shares, etc. Once I did that, I had hardly any calls to that school (they were extremely happy, but I started to make less and less money on them. :( ). Gave me time to find new clients. :)

      Anyway, don't be so quick to dismiss older machines. They are more powerful than you think (especially if you use a box like the one I described ONLY for proxy use).

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    30. Re:Why do they have so much power? by dsterbd · · Score: 1

      In many cases they do have this power. I am the IT admin for a high school. I work directly for the Principal/Assistant Principal. I do whatever they ask, and spend time on what they want me to. There are many times when the things they ask me to work on are not nearly as important as the items already on my plate, from an IT standpoint, but they are the boss, and if you like your job, you usually do what you can to make the boss happy (in any job.)

      On the other hand, it doesn't sound like the principal and IT staff have their shit together. myspace is a serious issue in schools. but between decent filter/logging software, group policy, and maybe a packet monitor (they should already have been using all of these tools long before this incident, they are necessary in a school environment.) they should not have all of these problems, and it sounds like they wasted an excessive amount of time. I filter the crap out of myspace, proxies, im applications, etc. The average "myspace kid" is not going to find "firewall backdoors" to myspace. And if they do find workarounds to security measures, everything is logged, so you simply identify and plug the hole. I do this constantly (for staff and students) and it does not eat up excessive amounts of my time. (and it is kind of fun)

      There should be none of this "wife calls from home with update on who leaves comments, students are confronted and accused of logging on at school" nonsense. If there IT staff was worth a crap, they would be able to tell you what student accessed what site when from any computer on campus. That is what I do, and then they are screwed no matter what, even if they say it is not them, (usually I will set them up and catch them physically as well when possible.) because I can definitely say and show documentation that their user account was used to access lets say, myspace. The student and their parents sign an AUP before they use any school computer that says very specifically that they need to protect their user account because all activity on it will be "theirs" even if it was someone else because they gave out their account info.

      no, public resources should not be used in this way, there is no excuse or reason for shutting down classes and spending unnecessary and excesive amounts of time on this type of thing. It sounds like these guys are suffering from a not too bright administrator and a not too bright IT department.

    31. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      And exactly how would you come up with those search-words? And how would being able to search google help you with actually filtering stuff? Come on, if the school IT-staff consists of one guy with minimal training (who spends half his time teaching), managing hordes of old unreliable hardware donated by companies not needing it anymore, then any task will quickly take 25% of the IT-staffs time. Besides, he already had a firewall, and had myspace blocked. He was trying to find a way to block whatever ways the students used to circumvent that. I doubt searching google for "SSL tunnel" would help much with that.

      I think you missed his point. He was saying that filtering is pointless altogether, because it is easy for any student to bypass it after searching for "SSL tunnel." The IT guy isn't the one searching for "SSL tunnel" -- that wouldn't make any sense.

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    32. Re:Why do they have so much power? by DavidShor · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "If you are not paying for the connection (and the kids in the K-12, the people Bennett seems to be targeting), you have no right to make any demands. Period."

      These kids, or their parents, did pay for these connections through taxes. That is his point, censorship on public networks is wrong, and is barely better than China. Period.

    33. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work IT in a school. In our district, IT is managed at the district level and answerable only to the various upper level management types there. The principal hated it, because he couldn't touch us no matter what, and most of our orders came from on high. We would take complaints and fix problems from teachers in the areas we were responsible to fix (a highschool where our office was plus two or three middle schools) but we didn't take orders from anyone there. If they wanted to order us around, they made a complaint to their administrator who would pass it up the chain, and eventually it would come back down the other side.

      Normally, we agreed with the wishes of the principal, but I remember multiple instances where our duty to the district conflicted with the principal or a single teacher, and the threats they made were all idle so we were able to hold our ground and do what was right.

      I like that system.

    34. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why should they be allowed to prevent education, which by the way is his job, to soothe this injured ego?

    35. Re:Why do they have so much power? by eam · · Score: 1

      Don't be so impressed by your skills. Based on your description, IT just wasn't bothering to do their job (or they didn't know how to do it). Either that, or they weren't permitted to do what needed to be done.

    36. Re:Why do they have so much power? by tomz16 · · Score: 1

      This guy is free to set up all the open proxies that he wants... you are free to block all of the open proxies you want on your internet connection...

      Where is the problem again?

    37. Re:Why do they have so much power? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, there is a argument to be made here in the UK that government run schools might be violating the pupils/teachers human rights by filtering their internet access while in school. This issue has never been addressed in court yet, but I don't doubt at some point someone with enough money will get round to doing it. If such a hypothetical case is successful a lot of the 'child protection' laws we have (that force us to use these filters) will have to be taken off the books.

    38. Re:Why do they have so much power? by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      The IT guy isn't the one searching for "SSL tunnel" -- that wouldn't make any sense.
      ...unless he was trying to figure out their methods for bypassing his "firewall". From the sound of it, however, I doubt it...
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    39. Re:Why do they have so much power? by avronius · · Score: 1

      I will NEVER, EVER document what I did to a computer in any way more extended than "I had to buy this part. Here is a receipt for accounting and warranty." I will always keep each and every computer running and tweaked Just Right though. If you are unwilling document the configuration information on 5 desktop computers, how do you expect to work in an environment that has 500 [or more] computers? Good luck getting or keeping a job in any company that trades on the NYSE with that attitude.
    40. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Whitelists are so so easy to set up and maintain. Every page a kid wants to view at school gets filtered by a responsible adult first. Problem solved.

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    41. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      "Censorship"? WTF?

      These are SCHOOL computers. They are there for EDUCATIONAL purposes. Not for pr0n. Not for myspace. Not for P2P.

      There is NOTHING educational on myspace. NOTHING.

      The principal is obviously a dick and should be canned for wasting resources. However, myspace should be blocked at schools. Hell, they should block everything, allowing access only to approved sites.

      If the kids want to access myspace, pr0n, P2P, etc., let them do it from home, or the public library. School is for learning.

      RANT OFF.

    42. Re:Why do they have so much power? by michrech · · Score: 1

      These kids, or their parents, did pay for these connections through taxes. That is his point, censorship on public networks is wrong, and is barely better than China. Period.

      The kids did not. The parents did. The parents were the ones who voiced that they wanted the filter setup in the first place (at least, when talking about the specific school I mentioned later -- I'm sure there are MANY more schools in the same boat).

      To another point in your message. I never said Bennett didn't have the right to put up the proxies. What I did say is that he has no right to set them up in such a way that kids, who are in schools that put the filters in place, can bypass those proxies. He is not their parents. He is not on the school board(s). He is not the legal guardian (in any sense of the phrase) of any children other than his own. He should be taking precautions to prevent those who are in a school with a filter from using his proxies so that those, who have more legitimate reasons, can still use them (like, say, people in China who can't get an unfiltered connection no matter what they do).

      Whether you are for censorship for kids, or against, there are just certain things they don't need to be looking at while they are SUPPOSED to be doing school work. If a school wanted to filter their computers, then set up a special section (or whatever) that isn't filtered just for kids who are caught up, have good grades, an exemption from their parents, etc, more power to them. Until such happens, Bennett has just as much right providing a proxy to those kids as I have passing out drugs to them.

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    43. Re:Why do they have so much power? by michrech · · Score: 1

      Whitelists are so so easy to set up and maintain. Every page a kid wants to view at school gets filtered by a responsible adult first. Problem solved.

      Says the person who has, obviously, never had to maintain one in a K-12 situation.

      Do you really want to spend most of your day, dealing with angry students, because when they looked up something for a science class (as an example), they had to ask for special permission to view a page just because it had a drawing of genitals on it?

      I already had to deal with such a situation. The school was so pissed off at the previous computer company (who set up this whitelist and sung the praises of how easy it was to maintain), that they booted them and had me setup a server similar to another that I mentioned in another post.

      It is far easier on the school staff to just keep an eye on what the kids are looking at, then report pages they want blocked, than it is to report *EVERY* page they want UNBLOCKED.

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    44. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Damn you! I just wasted 15 min at KittenWar. And I hate cats! LOL

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    45. Re:Why do they have so much power? by djh101010 · · Score: 0

      Indeed, this fact alone makes the more simple firewall rules or web filters useless. They only match based on domains/urls/ips. Kids will get round this rather rapidly.
      Indeed. And that's just fine. I try to keep the network at my kids' school happy. So we have some basic filters in place, blocking URLs which are obviously not appropriate for a grade school. Is there that one kid in 7th grade bypassing the filters by going out through something or another? Sure. I would have been that kid in 7th grade too. Do I care? Not really. He's smart enough to do it, smart enough to (almost) cover his tracks, and adding another block will just make him find another hole. I don't _care_. The thing is, we're exercising due diligence so that if someone DOES end up with something on the screen that isn't appropriate for a grade school, we can point to what's in place, what they did to get around it, and the responsibility is firmly on the student who bypassed it. If it's wide open, then it's _our_ fault (either logically, or otherwise) for not "stopping my precious child from finding (whatever)".
    46. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I went to high school in the ancient 1980's. Computer education apparently hasn't improved much. However, we had no internet or any network, so that none of these issues occurred.

      Our four student Pascal class has TRS-80 (Trash-80) machines, while the touch-typing class had PCs. We had to beg the district for a PC Pascal compiler, and produce a team-project to justify it.

      If schools do not want computer programming students to use MySpace, then don't connect their computers to the Internet! Keep Internet computers in the library. I learned to program without a networked machine. Why can't they?

    47. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Deagol · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Bennett defends and promotes his ideals as viciously as Richard Stallman, for which I think we should all take a moment to recognize and appreciate, even if we don't necessarily agree with either one's point of view. We need people at this extreme of the ideological scale sometimes, as it keeps the debate alive and in the public eye.

      I exchanged a few emails in the late 90's with Mr. Haselton, back when his big thing was reverse engineering the block lists of proprietary software. As an admin who had been, in the past, grudgingly installed and enforced filtering software, I asked him if, given no option, we should ("we" being the general anti-filter types) be pushing transparent software, such as using the squid/squidGuard combo? After all, at least we can customize our sites to match the requirements, and not have these stupid politically/religiously motivated lists of sites to block when they do not violate the advertised policy/category of the commercial software.

      His response (in a nutshell) was that the restricting the flow of any information was bad. Always. And that those who truly believe that stance should not compromise by using a lesser or two evils.

      I agree with his point on principle. If we're setting up proxies across the 'net so political dissidents in China can access Western news sources, can we simultaneously feel good about ourselves by restricting our own youth (or adults, for that matter) in our own country from accessing certain sites? In fact, if filtering were pretty much rendered pointless by his (and other's) efforts, I would breath a sigh of relief and not have to worry about even trying any more when an employer would ask.

      I won't even get into the public-funded sites vs private companies side of the issue. I think responsibility should be granted for all end users, regardless of the site. If it truly becomes too much of an issue, suspend/fire the offending students/workers or cut off all web access if you feel that strongly about it.

    48. Re:Why do they have so much power? by jotok · · Score: 1

      I will NEVER, EVER document what I did to a computer in any way more extended than "I had to buy this part. Here is a receipt for accounting and warranty." I will always keep each and every computer running and tweaked Just Right though.

      Just out of curiosity...you don't work in a very large enterprise, do you?

      Asset state management is important to both business and security. Guys who don't comply with those policies actually do get fired when there are many millions of dollars on the line.

    49. Re:Why do they have so much power? by michrech · · Score: 1

      I agree with his point on principle. If we're setting up proxies across the 'net so political dissidents in China can access Western news sources, can we simultaneously feel good about ourselves by restricting our own youth (or adults, for that matter) in our own country from accessing certain sites? In fact, if filtering were pretty much rendered pointless by his (and other's) efforts, I would breath a sigh of relief and not have to worry about even trying any more when an employer would ask.

      I won't even get into the public-funded sites vs private companies side of the issue. I think responsibility should be granted for all end users, regardless of the site. If it truly becomes too much of an issue, suspend/fire the offending students/workers or cut off all web access if you feel that strongly about it.


      This is what I don't agree with.

      If I purchase an internet connection (in any form), and I decide that I want to let people use it, should I not be allowed to dictate HOW it is used, or more closely related to this topic, what is viewed on it?

      To keep this on the topic, the parents, via taxes, pay for the internet connections at schools. In many instances, they did request filters to be put in place. In other instances, they did not, but by not going to school board meetings (or otherwise letting their desires known) to *oppose* the filters, they are giving permission *for* them.

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    50. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem is that schools are run as isolated organizations. Why does every school district in the state need its own IT shop? Why not have a central state-run IT group that handles technology issues. Every school goes on a VPN to a few regional datacenters, or maybe direct to the internet but with standardized firewall rules in place. Administrative issues (user accounts, etc) could be managed on a state level, and there would be local personnel to handle local issues (deploying PCs, etc). The same would apply for state offices - no need for the police to have its own PC-deployment group separate from that used by the garbage collectors in the same building.

      Imagine if your fortune 500 company had an IT department for every little subdivision or office. Actually, that isn't hard to imagine since it used to work that way in many places. But, most companies are learning and central services mean that you don't have to have 1000 experts in firewall rules each maintaining the same set of rules on 1000 different routers. You can have 10 experts doing the job 10X better and copying those rules all over the place...

    51. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      I don't think that the principal should have so much power over the IT staff. IT should do his job: keeping the IT services running. He shouldnÃt waste his time doing private stuff for the principal.
      What I wonder is why does a school have Internet access at all, particularly for students.
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    52. Re:Why do they have so much power? by DavidShor · · Score: 1
      The parents were not the only ones who paid, every other adult did too. Any network that is paid for and maintained by public funds should not be filtered in anyway.

      One thing you are ignoring is that parents do not have a legal right to prevent their kids from viewing information. If I were to give away M rated video games to children, I would not be prosecuted, as I have broken no law. Parents are free to craft their own policies for child-raising, but it is not the state's responsibility to enforce such policies.

      And for good reason: Just as a parent would forbid their daughter from viewing porn, they might ban her from dating. Would you support the police following her as she walks home from school to make sure she kisses no classmates?

    53. Re:Why do they have so much power? by jamar0303 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My school also uses a filtering system. Unlike your school, our filtering system might as well not be there at all because proxies/tunnels aren't blocked. Why? We're in China. Those proxies are needed to get past "The Great Firewall" to do research. Limiting the research to sites that aren't blocked is impractical because of the topics of research involved (certain parts of Chinese history are definitely not adequately explained if you don't use sites that are blocked).

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    54. Re:Why do they have so much power? by DavidShor · · Score: 1
      I use Myspace to access their Math group, professors and math majors from around the country use it to work on problems. There really is not anything comparable elsewhere. Not only that, but I can understand an AP psychology teacher pulling up a kid's Myspace to illustrate certain aspects of behavior or motivation, or a web design teacher editing a Myspace to make the class more relevant to students.

      Think of the context in which these computers are used. Either 1) this is a computer lab in the Library for kids to use before school and during lunch or 2) The teacher is giving an assignment that requires the computer to complete in the class or media center.

      If 1) then kids are not in class, and they can do what ever the hell they want. Most students' use Myspace's messaging system more then email to communicate with each other. Students commonly print or finish homework during this time, and cutting Myspace off could jeopardize group projects.

      If 2) then if stay off task and go on Myspace, they'll fail the assignment and get an F.

      Or, as is more common, they finish the assignment, and use their remainder time to fool around. This gives kids an incentive to finish their work on time, a very valuable skill. Porn and P2P are security concerns more than anything, but most of these machines are frozen anyway. Teachers always monitor kids during this time, and can promptly write referrals to any kids watching porn.

      My point is that internet is a resource, and it should be up to individual teachers how to utilize it.

    55. Re:Why do they have so much power? by emilv · · Score: 1

      You are right about IT don't doing it's job here. But even if they were more skilled, wouldn't it be hard to block for example Tor running over port 80, or Apache running at home with mod_proxy? Just to find out that someone is using these services is pretty hard if you don't have good log file statistics, and even then it could be a pretty tough job if the students have a dynamic ip address, if they know of new software bypassing the filters and so on.

    56. Re:Why do they have so much power? by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      Um, porn is a bad example since it IS illegal for minors to view/receive/buy porn. You know, the whole contributing to the delinquincy of a minor and all that...

      As a result, the schools almost have no choice but to at least provide a best attempt at blocking such material. Again, any filtering system can be overcome with enough technical know-how but the idea is that the system should do a good job at preventing most students from getting around it.

    57. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Uhhhm, research? The internet is THE tool for a lot of things now and even more so if the school has subscriptions to online resources. This holds even more true for anything CS related (please see comments on the previous slashdot regarding new MySQL reference book).

    58. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Or like my HS, IT doesn't have enough manpower or money to deal with such things (they're too busy doing things like fixing broken computers, running essentials services, etc.) nor do they give a damn as long as it doesn't cause problems to the rest of the network.

      And you know what? They're right, the work required to combat dozens of students 24/7 is simply not worth it in the end.

    59. Re:Why do they have so much power? by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      I know of many schools which would just use a private LAN. They'd setup a machine with DNS and a webserver on it, so the kids could practice making webpages without having access to the internet. Seems to me that would make a lot of issues a lot simpler.

      While I can think of many classes that could require the use of computers, I can't really think of any that would require use of the internet. Yeah, sure, internet access in the library for research purposes, but in every classroom/lab?

    60. Re:Why do they have so much power? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      Im of the sort that i would setup an internal system to replicate "My Space" (use usbkeys for access) and then use a whitelist to unblock public sites. I would also have keylogged systems on the DMZ for full access in a single room.

      Of course crimes against children would be No Appeal Death Penalty with mother and fathers required on the jury in my book (and yes a certain level would be required
      for this level of action say felony/federal level).

      This guy needs to get out of the business.

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    61. Re:Why do they have so much power? by DavidShor · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure about that. It is illegal to give kids porn, but is it illegal for a kid to lie about his age and download some online? If so, I'm sure everyone is a felon.

      But regardless, if we were going to prevent kids from viewing porn, I think that it should be the responsibility of the adult supervising them to make sure they are not misusing them. Seems more efficient than a complicated and leaky IT infrastructure.

    62. Re:Why do they have so much power? by eam · · Score: 1

      Well, the first obvious step is not to permit *any* outgoing or incoming connection that doesn't go through your own proxies. Once you've done that, you have complete control over what hosts the users can or can't connect to. At that point I can think of several ways to easily limit what they can access. Don't permit encrypted connections except to approved hosts. Block connections to hosts that don't have a valid pointer record. Block access to dynamic addresses. At this point it really is just a question of what the institution's policies permit. I personally favor a hardass default of blocking everything except what is specifically permitted, but that might just be because I'm a prick ;-)

    63. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Jackmn · · Score: 1

      The solution to that is to ban students who are caught bypassing the filters from making use of school computers for the next year or so. Students who violate that ban can then be suspended.

    64. Re:Why do they have so much power? by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Meh, you guys are overkill. My HS I was at from 96-00 had no form of filtering until the ass end of my senior year. The HS was massively over-funded too (http://www.atech.org/). Now while they can't seem to make a website to save their lives still after all these years, I at least was a hell of allot more productive all those years until the laughable IT department in the school instituted their filters. Hell of allot less students doing stupid things too (I bout got booted so many times for circumventing the IT staff's setups continually). Too bad kids can't be allowed to make their own mistakes anymore.

    65. Re:Why do they have so much power? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      Hey it's not up to me. I don't make the policy decisions round here. I'd quite like to give the kids large lengths of virtual rope to hang themselves with instead of filtering the crap out of our net connection. But that's simply not the way the wind blows these days.

    66. Re:Why do they have so much power? by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Have you experienced that kind of setup? I take classes out at the local Community College where I am periodically when I'm overly bored, and it's the biggest mess. The IT for the school is for quite a few of the schools in the area. The school is in Nevada, and the IT people are in VIRGINIA! Biggest damn mess I've ever seen. They don't even have people in the state. They just call the flunkie kids that are working for the school to do their work once someone at the school calls them with a problem. They have a contract too for the next few years so you can't exactly can them. Least if someone in your school's IT department is incompetent you can fire them directly, and find someone else.

    67. Re:Why do they have so much power? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      Sadly your sensible logical position doesn't stick here (Due to a general lack of knowledge of IT). We have a filter (as we are required to have one) thus teachers/parents/the SMT expect it to be perfect. If it isn't it's clearly the IT department (and ultimately me) that is at fault. Sucks I know, but there's only so much I can do against a 1000ft high mountain of technological ignorance.

    68. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      Uhhhm, research? The internet is THE tool for a lot of things now and even more so if the school has subscriptions to online resources. This holds even more true for anything CS related (please see comments on the previous slashdot regarding new MySQL reference book).
      I don't buy your argument. Generations of students have successfully learned how to conduct research long before the general populace even heard of the Internet. Schools still have libraries, I assume.
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    69. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Deagol · · Score: 1

      If I purchase an internet connection (in any form), and I decide that I want to let people use it, should I not be allowed to dictate HOW it is used, or more closely related to this topic, what is viewed on it?

      You are indeed entitled to do whatever you wish on your site. The point is that the internet's default function is to facilitate the flow of information. Trying to implement a policy that is contrary to that function is a waste of effort, at best. The whole *point* of an internet connection is to allow the clients to access "the web" (mostly -- certainly for the purposes of this discussion).

      Trust your users to do the right thing. If they abuse it, toss the users out or unplug the internet connection. I don't think wrestling with the in-between options is worth the hassle, if possible at all. Clearly, nobody else has any obligation to make those other options easier.

    70. Re:Why do they have so much power? by michrech · · Score: 1

      You are indeed entitled to do whatever you wish on your site. The point is that the internet's default function is to facilitate the flow of information. Trying to implement a policy that is contrary to that function is a waste of effort, at best. The whole *point* of an internet connection is to allow the clients to access "the web" (mostly -- certainly for the purposes of this discussion).

      Trust your users to do the right thing. If they abuse it, toss the users out or unplug the internet connection. I don't think wrestling with the in-between options is worth the hassle, if possible at all. Clearly, nobody else has any obligation to make those other options easier.


      I'll ask it again. Who are you to tell me how I should provide access to people who aren't paying for my connection? They use it under my rules, or they don't use it. Period.

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    71. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I will always keep each and every computer running and tweaked Just Right though.

      Not if you know your shit. The proper way to do this is to limit the number of machine configs and keep reasonable images. then, when a machine gets owned, reimage it.

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    72. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If I purchase an internet connection (in any form), and I decide that I want to let people use it, should I not be allowed to dictate HOW it is used, or more closely related to this topic, what is viewed on it?

      Sure, but you're just one guy, and the school is a govrnment entity, so the rules are different.

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    73. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      And for centuries people have successfully lived without electricity and used horses for transportation. It's called progress, just because things used to be done one way doesn't mean there aren't better methods now. Heck we used to find slavery, torture and monarchies to be the order of the day so do you want those back as well since they worked (successfully even) for so long?

      Sure they have libraries, where do you think they keep those computers to use for research? Libraries are very limited in terms of physical assets due to funding for example, they cannot keep things like scientific journals and articles on hand. The information they have is likewise out of date as current events or methods may be lacking. I don't expect a HS library to for example have books on the newest version of Linux, Unix, Python, MySQL, Perl, Ruby or even C++ (if the application or libraries are new or updated).

      Older information is hard to access due to begin stored on mcirofilm with a limited index (if any) and most likely is no longer updated anyway (due to costs for example). My HS library for example had access through subscriptions (donated I think) to the last 100 years worth of articles from dozens if not hundreds of indexed newspapers and journals.

      I'm sure they could have done this in the old days, they'd simply need to have spend an extra dozen hours at is they went to the city library, the local college (and trying to get access), contacted people who may have access to the information (and first finding them, remember no email or internet searching allowed), etc.

    74. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      Yes, I understand the message Bennett is trying to get out there: Censorship is bad. But when you are using someone Else's internet connection, who the hell are you to demand that certain web pages work? If you are not paying for the connection (and the kids in the K-12, the people Bennett seems to be targeting), you have no right to make any demands. Period.


      Well, for one, these academic institutions are supported by taxes. There's a reason they're called "public" schools, "public" libraries, et cetera.

      One election year, the block list used by some schools and public libraries in my home county included the websites of political candidates. In at least one local election, the incumbent's campaign site was viewable and his primary opponent's was not. I don't know if it was intentional or not, but the fact is that the filter was "censoring" political content in what was supposed to be a neutral, public setting, right before an election. That shouldn't happen.

      I may not have been directly mailing in the check that paid for those connections, but I felt quite entitled to complain, and did.
    75. Re:Why do they have so much power? by michrech · · Score: 1

      Sure, but you're just one guy, and the school is a govrnment entity, so the rules are different.

      Why? In most areas, the voters are not rejecting the fact that filtering is used. Who are you (or me, or Bennett) to tell them how they should use it?

      I've yet to see a valid reason proposed.

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    76. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the kids want to access myspace, pr0n, P2P, etc., let them do it from home, or the public library. School is for learning.

      As are said public libraries. Why don't they filter there? I've always thought of School as being a direct subclass of PublicLibrary, the main difference being that it has a Teacher[] member. You might, however, see this ontology differently, perhaps subclassing School from Daycare.

    77. Re:Why do they have so much power? by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      Yep, sorry. I'll have to come clean on this one. I'm the atypical poacher turned gamekeeper. So yes, I'm always playing a game of virtual chess with myself on my network infrastructure.

    78. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      It's simple: when a government actor starts censoring things, they can easily run afoul of the first ammendment.

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    79. Re:Why do they have so much power? by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      I prefer to call it "Proactive Security Evaluation", but semantics aside, I feel it's the best way to test..... often.

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    80. Re:Why do they have so much power? by vic-traill · · Score: 1

      Glad you weren't my teacher, dude, imposing your narrow streets on the dreams and highways of a young creative mind.

      Okay, so this is a *little* over the top, but just a little.

      As long as you have them do something with it, *everything* has something to do with learning. And cutting kids off from wide swaths of the world 'cause you impose your arbitrary value set on them is worse than censorship.

      SANCTIMONY OFF.

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    81. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      You're a perfect reason why I got into computing.

      We had a resident IT-asshole who blocked everything that seemed even slightly controversial. My very first way around that was using a modem and dialing up into a free ISP. After 6 months of routing to the POTS network, he got smart.

      I then started using proxy lists with proximitron. He got smart to that and used default proxy blockers. Easy enough.

      Then I started using tunnels. That took him a while until he blocked all encrypted content.

      I finally just brought down the whole network after that. They were running an old Novell network. I was able to capture passwords and got root(well, novells admin).

      If you were smart, you'd open holes or unblock things for intelligent users. If you wont, we'll just do it anyways. If you "allow" us, you can at least watch us.

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    82. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      ---Well, the first obvious step is not to permit *any* outgoing or incoming connection that doesn't go through your own proxies.

      Easy. I have a web page. You can enter stuff to see a dynamically created page.. It just happens to proxy, without "proxies". Detect that.

      ---Once you've done that, you have complete control over what hosts the users can or can't connect to. At that point I can think of several ways to easily limit what they can access.

      Unless you whitelist, it wont work.

      ---Don't permit encrypted connections except to approved hosts.

      Then <html><head>encryptedgarbagehere</head></html> is just HTML, right? I think you'd be amazed what nc can do.

      ---Block connections to hosts that don't have a valid pointer record.

      Domains are cheap. As are piggybacking on a friends dns list.

      ---Block access to dynamic addresses.

      You do realize that most websites are "dynamic IP"? They use massive load sharing and load balancers to make it look seamless. Then again, if you did know that, you wouldnt have said what you said.

      ---At this point it really is just a question of what the institution's policies permit. I personally favor a hardass default of blocking everything except what is specifically permitted, but that might just be because

      ---I'm a prick ;-)

      I'm a bigger one. Can you guarantee that every host you allow has no ways to break out?

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    83. Re:Why do they have so much power? by micheas · · Score: 1

      If I purchase an internet connection (in any form), and I decide that I want to let people use it, should I not be allowed to dictate HOW it is used, or more closely related to this topic, what is viewed on it?


      Sure you can dictate the the terms of use. And if you detect violations of the terms of use you have full rights to revoke usage rights or even demand compensation for violating the terms of the agreement.

      IF this is your concern I would recommend spending some time configuring your logging so that it logs what you want it to and no more.

      You should also set up your reporting so that you can be notified of events you care about at the apropriate time (text message, weekly report, monthly report, etc.).

      Counting on filtering actually makes everyones life harder because everything winds up going over port 80 to a proxy. (irc over port 80 is just one example)

      I am not allowed to run IRC by any of my hosting provdiors unless I specifically ask. If I were to get caught doing so I would have my connection to the net cut and not get my money back.

      Not being able to filter does not mean that you cannot prohibit people from using your equipment in a manner you don't approve of. Of coure if the other party thinks you are being unreasonable in your demands they may violate your agreement and possibly try and hide the evidence but that probably speaks more to the nature of the agreement.

    84. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      OK, they are not "being cut off". They can access myspace from home, or somewhere else.

      "narrow streets"? Where did you get that? Look, I may be older, but I do remember school. We did whatever we could to avoid actual school work. We didn't have the net yet, but we had other ways.

      The point is, students DO NOT get to decide what they want in school. If they did, most would just screw off and play. It's the nature of the beast.

      It's like the damn "prayer in school" crap. School is for LEARNING. You want to pray, and convert the sinners, do it on your own time. Hell, I don't even approve of sports in schools. I consider it a terrible waste of limited time and resources. If we could eliminate ALL the bullshit in school, the school day would be about four hours long. I know, we homeschool our son who has Asperger's. It takes four hours to cover all the work, including "homework".

      The school has every right to control the net access there. However, the principal does not have the right to use school resources to control what the kids do after school.

    85. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Well, there are two issues there:

      1. I advocate having full-time professionals local to every school. Maybe not one per district, but big districts would probably have dedicated staff. In really rural areas they might be subcontracted if that makes sense.

      2. Public employess don't get fired at all for the most part. Can't do much about that other than general government reform...

    86. Re:Why do they have so much power? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is easier, but far more problem prone. Nearly every school system that doesn't use a whitelist uses a blacklist, and every story we hear about net access gone wrong is of the blacklist variety. Blacklists will never work effectively. Whitelists solve those problems, but they take more work from everybody, and yes, will lead to frustrated students needing to ask for permission to view pages all the time: THAT'S THE POINT.

      I have run a whitelist with 100% success. Yes it frustrated people, but we never had an issue with someone getting access to something we weren't happy with.

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    87. Re:Why do they have so much power? by LupusCanis · · Score: 1

      I learned to program without a networked machine. Why can't they?


      They can but it's ludicrous to expect them to. I've been coding in PHP lately (yes, I know, newb language) and I would have gone absolutely insane had I not been able to access php.net, so many commands which I've needed have only been on that site and not in any of the books available to the school. This, of course, on top of the fact that there's no reason to force kids learning to program to flip through 200 page books rather than letting them use Google, even if the info is there.

  3. Now why would students do that? by FredDC · · Score: 4, Funny

    The principal seems to be such a nice guy! *rolls eyes*

    He was probably just pissed because someone managed to create a page about him on myspace, while he had been desperately trying to do the same but couldn't fit his ego onto the page...

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    1. Re:Now why would students do that? by richlv · · Score: 4, Funny

      and, if normally some of the students would have seen the page, now whole world will see it. nicely done, eric !

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    2. Re:Now why would students do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From TFA the link to the PDF version of his myspace profile: http://www.aclupa.org/downloads/Justinswebsite.pdf

      And the best part(if you check out the PDF)...

      again from TFA:

      The [b]bigger[/b]--and more important--issue is where a principal's authority ends

      Unless there was a [i]lot[/i] more to this the Principal seriously overreacted. Like bigly.

      I propose a new term in his honor, "Dude clam down, don't pull a Trosch"

    3. Re:Now why would students do that? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm sure he really wanted a page that described him as a drunkard and a paedophile. (RTFA).

    4. Re:Now why would students do that? by JonathanR · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I was the Principal, I'd have asked the IT Manager to sniff the myspace user password, and then edited and added all sorts of depraved photoshopped images to the site. But perhaps that's why I'm not the Principal.

    5. Re:Now why would students do that? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1
      The page was pathetic, the kids clearly are retards and have no imagination.

      When I was at school, we had this teacher caller, Sheep shagger Grainger, who we used to piss off in the most elaborate mannor, we once wrote a parady of lord of the rings, (called lord of the ringpieces) in which he apeared as Groppo Grabbins the perverted hobbit, who had so go on a quest to split the ringpiece of Lord Sheepron. With his fellowship including Bellend the Brown, Somewhat Gungie, and I forget the names of the others. In the story, he overcomes almost all his enemys by raping them and commits bestiality with almost every animal he runs into.

      We also drew fully detailed schematics of his car showing it as powered by a sheep running in a wheel, which he would fuck in the ass to make it accelerate, and we would print this all out of school printers to post up everywhere.

      To be homest, this head teacher could have gotten a lot worse.

    6. Re:Now why would students do that? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure intentional distribution of obscene content to minors (those who would be accessing the page) would get someone (especially a principal) serious time in pound-me-in-the-ass prison and registration as a sex offender. I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through.

    7. Re:Now why would students do that? by WingedEarth · · Score: 1

      Maybe the principal was just upset that the myspace page drew attention away from his Hot Or Not site.

    8. Re:Now why would students do that? by ginbot462 · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Now why would students do that? by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      What? You don't think you could do it with a GNU/Linux LiveCD, GIMP, tor and a non-edu internet connection?

  4. Too sensitive.... by MLease · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok, I can see why he wouldn't want students looking at it during school time, but I think the real reason he went after them was his own ego. Students do waste time at school, and adults waste time at work, but do you really think he would have pulled out all the stops if this page wasn't aimed at him?

    -Mike

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    1. Re:Too sensitive.... by FredDC · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're comparing rape to a myspace prank page? I think that when you are raped a little more than just your ego is bruised...

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    2. Re:Too sensitive.... by Kiaser+Wilhelm+II · · Score: 0

      If the principal thinks its OK to remove all the computers/computer classes, then by your logic, its OK for rape victims to try to ban sexual intercourse.

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    3. Re:Too sensitive.... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Do you want to compare the hurt ego of that principal, the victim of a prank of kids (seriously, if you're an adult and are not above being pranked by kids...), with the traumatic experience a victim of rape has to go through?

      Are you serious?

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    4. Re:Too sensitive.... by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Informative
      No, I'm saying that ego _obviously_ played a part in this, but it's ridiculous to dismiss the story on the grounds of pure ego without the other facts. In fact, the tale is a lot more ugly than it looks.

      Reading TFA reveals that he's been sued twice now by the parents, who even somehow got the ACLU involved (escalation #1). The first time he won against the parents, then they decided to sue again (escalation #2) at the federal level (escalation #3). So now he's countersuing them (escalation #4).

    5. Re:Too sensitive.... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      If the principal thinks its OK to remove all the computers/computer classes, then by your logic, its OK for rape victims to try to ban sexual intercourse.
      For the kids who slandered him? What's he going to do instead, give them each a school laptop computer and ask them nicely to not slander all the other teachers too? You've got to be kidding.
    6. Re:Too sensitive.... by AIFEX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      While my boss might disagree, I wouldn't call reading Slashdot at work time wasting :P

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    7. Re:Too sensitive.... by hey! · · Score: 1

      Everybody's got an ego. It's easy to dismiss the impact of something like this if its not aimed at you. You're probably going to make better decisions about injuries to other people than injuries to yourself, which is why we normally try people with an impartial jury and judge rather than let the victims play those roles.

      In such cases, schools probably should have some independent discipline procedure to relieve the principal.

      Overreaction is probably worse than underreaction. Some kids are going to act like idiots; lets not teach them to be self-righteous idiots.

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    8. Re:Too sensitive.... by neochubbz · · Score: 1

      I don't see why they just didn't have Myspace blocked. They do at my high school. I personally don't use it ( more of a facebook guy myself), but, be honest, there is no educational benefit to having access to Myspace at school. -Chubbz

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    9. Re:Too sensitive.... by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Kids make fun of teachers and principals. This is nothing new. The fact that it's online may be new, but it's not surprising or suddenly more important. The sensible thing to do is to ignore it. It's not that difficult. And in a programming class, the instructor should be keeping the students on task anyway, so there's no reason to eliminate the class.

    10. Re:Too sensitive.... by teknosapien · · Score: 1

      umm wait you weenie he's the ADULT they are KIDS Maybe when you grow up you'll understand the relationship they should have.

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    11. Re:Too sensitive.... by finity · · Score: 2, Informative
      Wasn't escalation #1 when the principal shut down classes and caused a distraction to students? Then escalation #2 was when the principal suspended the student for 10 days and put him in an "alternate education program." That was the point at which the parents sued, so that would make the suit escalation #3.

      The principal never should have allowed himself to get sucked into the prank. He gave the students, who were acting inappropriately, power. Have people forgotten how to deal with problems without destroying each others' lives (an "alternate education program" at my old High School would have meant killing chances to get into a good college)?

    12. Re:Too sensitive.... by kv9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      won't anyone think of the principals?

    13. Re:Too sensitive.... by TheGreek · · Score: 1

      The fact that it's online may be new, but it's not surprising or suddenly more important. The sensible thing to do is to ignore it. It's not that difficult.
      Okay. Let's say the principal is the bigger man and ignores it. Some time later, say the next winter, the principal sees another job open up--another principal job, or maybe superintendent/assistant superintendent.

      The interview committee culls it down to two finalists, and he's one of 'em. The interview committee Googles both to see what turns up. When they Google him, a MySpace page purporting to be his and identifying him as a pedophile drunk shows up.

      Does the interview committee choose the applicant with this profile (even though it can be explained away easily as dumb kids being dumb kids) or the applicant without a profile like this?

      The nature of long-term web archiving does indeed make this much more important. Stupid posters or flyers are localized and temporary. MySpace profiles are world-wide and, for all intents and purposes, immutable.

      I'm not, by any means, endorsing everything he did, but he did indeed have a legitimate beef.
    14. Re:Too sensitive.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Amongst the "prank" were allegations "that he had sex with students". Pedophilia is just like sexual harassment in that the mere suggestion of impropriety is a career-ender.

      True or not, any accusation taints a man for the rest of his life. He has to vigorously defend his reputation.

      No future HR person will take a chance that "well maybe even if it isn't true, I'm not risking MY job on this hiring risk, besides I've got plenty of other, non-tainted applicants" and then quickly move on to the next re'sume'

    15. Re:Too sensitive.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best Simpsons Reference, Ever!
      lol

    16. Re:Too sensitive.... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Let's see, what will look better to the potential employer - the potential new hire got pranked and responded in a calm, rational manner, or what they'll see now: the guy went completely overboard, brought the place he was managing to a complete halt, and got the organization involved in some nasty litigation.

      Yeah, I can see how the results of that Google search might provide some valuable insights to the potential employer.

    17. Re:Too sensitive.... by TheGreek · · Score: 1

      the potential new hire got pranked and responded in a calm, rational manner
      Fantastic idea. Now define "calm, rational manner." You've told me what he shouldn't have done. Finish the paragraph and tell me what he should have done.

      I reiterate that I don't endorse everything he did. The poster to whom I replied, however, suggested he just ignore it. That's not an option.
    18. Re:Too sensitive.... by MrR0p3r · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who is a teacher. He has had students put libelous things about him on their myspace pages. He did not pursue further punishment even after he found the pages by himself.

      Now I see why. If he had complained and the kids had gotten in trouble, then he would have been sued. What a fantastic system to work in! Thank god these people who are walking on a fine line between teaching responsibility and getting sued to hell and back are in charge of (largely) raising our children from the ages of 6-18!

      On a side note, the principal did take it to another level by cancelling the computer classes, but in that case that's what the school board is for...not the district court.

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    19. Re:Too sensitive.... by xappax · · Score: 1

      The nature of long-term web archiving does indeed make this much more important.

      That's a problem with employers who think they're being super-sleuths and uncovering "the truth" about someone by punching their name into Google, not with the students.

      Anyone can put something on the internet, and it can be totally false, anonymous, and pretty much nobody can control it. Everyone knows this intellectually, but people can't seem to stop themselves from taking the things that show up on the internet too seriously.

      Like any good pundit, I blame the media. Mass media has always in the past been a one-way conduit, where smart, professional people created and sent out "quality" information to the passive, receiving public. This created a very stark dichotomy in the media scene: You had media producers and media consumers.

      Media producers were never believed to be infallible and god-like, but they were believed to be professional and hold themselves to standards, and so media consumers treated information they received with a certain level of credulity. It's the old "if it was on TV it has to be true" mentality, and it's very real.

      Even on the internet. The old dichotomy obviously doesn't apply to the internet - the same people who consume media also produce it, and they don't do it professionally or with necessarily any standards. But, having grown up in a society which "trusts" the media, we make reflexive assumptions about media we find on the internet.

      It shouldn't be shocking, or really notable at all that someone created a fake MySpace, but to many people (especially older, less tech savvy people), it's a very shocking and outraging thing, because they assume other people will place some credibility in that media source. And the sad thing is, they're right.

      In maybe another 10 years or so, once people have finally gotten used to the idea of widespread participatory media, and pretty much everyone has droves of unreliable, totally fabricated information about themselves on the net, I predict we won't have to deal with all this shit.

    20. Re:Too sensitive.... by DavidShor · · Score: 1
      Not really true. I use Myspace to collaborate with math majors around the world on problems, high school students post all the time. For students with advanced and obscure acedemic interests, Myspace can't really be beat.

      I realise that the vast majority of users will not use it for such things, but why give students unsupervised computer time during school hours anyway?

    21. Re:Too sensitive.... by DavidShor · · Score: 1
      No, the school board is who appointed this asshole. Schooling is extremly competitive, and even tiny punishments can have extremly large effects on the childs future wage. If a child is unfairly punished, he has incurred signifigant financial damage, and the asshole responcible should pay.

      Honestly, adults make fun of each other all the time. If a bunch of coworkers spread rumors about the boss, or if they are savy enough- post it on their Myspace, they will not get in any trouble. Why should kids be treated any differently?

    22. Re:Too sensitive.... by DavidShor · · Score: 1

      Call Myspace and have them take the profile down.

    23. Re:Too sensitive.... by TheGreek · · Score: 1

      Call Myspace and have them take the profile down.
      But that's censorship!

      And then there's Google's cached version.

      And archive.org.

      And every other search engine.
    24. Re:Too sensitive.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certainly true, but just to clear up any possible misconceptions, let me tell you that the physical harm inflicted is the least of your problems after you're raped. Wounds and bruises will heal up again pretty quickly (even if something *very* severe happens, like, say, a broken leg, it will most likely still be perfectly fine again in less than a year), but the psychological damage may well affect you for the rest of your life.

      I was sexually abused in the past, and it's still haunting me after two decades and still destroying my life... and so I hope you'll understand why I'm posting this anonymously, too. In any case, I absolutely agree with what you said, and I'm pretty sure you realise the above is true, anyway, but I think it's important to stress it again.

    25. Re:Too sensitive.... by nuzak · · Score: 1

      The prank isn't nearly as funny when you have to point to a google cache for people to see it.

      Knowing myspace, they'd take it down in a couple weeks, then there would be three more just like it the same day.

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    26. Re:Too sensitive.... by DavidShor · · Score: 1
      Myspace is a private corporation, it can do whatever the fuck it wants.

      And once its on archive.org, he has no more legitimate claim for damages. It would be very clear to anyone who searched for the myspace, found it taken down, and then looked at a backup, that the claims on the website were not true. The only real conclusion they would draw is that he must have been unpopular with students, which almost certainly is true.

    27. Re:Too sensitive.... by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      Maybe he lives in a private gated community and now his community council wants to pull his home mortgage from him.

      Maybe not but the implications are still there. School kids don't realize how far and wide their joke can spread--in fact they're hoping for it. That only further illustrates that they don't realize just how complicated life can be.

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    28. Re:Too sensitive.... by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      I think that when you are raped a little more than just your ego is bruised

      Exactly, like when George Lucas raped my childhood by making Greedo shoot first. Someone actually died there and his reputation is now ruined for all time because people will just think of Greedo as a brute killer and not the formidable bounty hunter, serving up justice, that he was. Far more serious than a measly myspace profile.

    29. Re:Too sensitive.... by MrR0p3r · · Score: 1

      You're saying that the grades you got in high school make a difference to how much money you make in the future? Sure, maybe if you're the valedictorian or in the top 1% of your class..but after that they make very little different, in my experience.

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    30. Re:Too sensitive.... by DavidShor · · Score: 1

      If a student dosnt get stellar grades in tough subjects(Mostly A's, B's are forgivable and C's are a sin allowable in freshman year), he is essentialy barred from any school out of their state(There are exceptions, but they are pretty rare). This has the potential to make a large difference on your future salary(While it is possible to recover from going to a bad undergraduate school, it is pretty rare). I argue that the upper 10% to 20% of the school is capable of reaching such performance on a dependable basis.

  5. Closet freak? by Belakiss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How insecure does this guy have to be to sue students? Can't he just try to suspend them for a few days or make them clean the school toilets with tooth brushes? I bet he sucks his thumb at night too.

    1. Re:Closet freak? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Can't he just try to suspend them for a few days or make them clean the school toilets with tooth brushes? If I were him, I'd make them to that. Albeit with their own toothbrushes, and then make sure that they had to use them to brush their teeth afterwards, and that everyone knew about it. Ha ha :-)
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    2. Re:Closet freak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How insecure does this guy have to be to sue students? Can't he just try to suspend them for a few days or make them clean the school toilets with tooth brushes? I bet he sucks his thumb at night too.


      Well, is the page libelous? Has it been spidered by search engines only too eager to serve it up to ignorant folks who don't realize that he didn't create the page?

      You twist the tail of the dragon and you get burnt then eaten.. is this such a big fucking surprise? Would you create a fake Myspace page with your boss or CEO on it?
    3. Re:Closet freak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The overreaction was puting the student into an alternative academic program as punishment. The student then started the litigation, suing the school twice for actions of the principal. That can't look good on his record. I give him a free pass for suing at this point.

    4. Re:Closet freak? by xtracto · · Score: 1

      an't he just try to suspend them for a few days or make them clean the school toilets with tooth brushes? I bet he sucks his thumb at night
      No, I think he made the right decision in suing these people. See, the action that these persons (whoever they where) did (publish the fake myspace page) had *nothing* to do with the school. They could have done it from their home and it could had been done by anyone outside the school (an ex-student pissed after being thrown out).

      If it was someone from inside the school like students, he would have done wrong in *enforcing* his own punishment for them. Instead what he did was to go the legal way, is like if anyone happens to make a fake myspace page of myself, it does not matter where do I know him (lets say he was ex employee), I do not have the right to take revenge using whatever power any institution has given me. The fair way to deal with it is looking for legal action. Of course they can still settle and *there* is where he could have the option of choosing whatever punishment for them.

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    5. Re:Closet freak? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      How insecure does this guy have to be to sue students?

      He's just on a power trip. Him putting the basic mission of the school in jeopardy just in order to save his ego from being tarnished says it all. If I was a parent there, I'd tell him to leave my kids education out of his personal crusade and start doing his frickin' job.

    6. Re:Closet freak? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Would you create a fake Myspace page with your boss or CEO on it?
      Of course I would. But I'd make darn sure I didn't get caught.
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    7. Re:Closet freak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was a parent there, I'd tell him to leave my kids education out of his personal crusade and start doing his frickin' job.


      Really? And you're going to compel him not to sue how? And guess what, fucktard: if you're the guardian of one of the minors involved you're the one whose assets are going to be handed over when he wins the suit. Maybe your kid has twelve bucks in his pocket.. so he'll force you to liquidate that hard earned IRA instead.
    8. Re:Closet freak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wait, are you saying you would rather have someone in a position of authority abuse their authority instead of using an established means to get justice?

      personally i would rather restrict authoritarianism as much as i can, just on the grounds that if you take the time to set up a legitimate means of doing something you might as well do it that way right?

      in a case where the system has no such means then one should appeal to someone who has the correct authority to set presidents or make laws, right?

    9. Re:Closet freak? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      How insecure does this guy have to be to sue students? Can't he just try to suspend them for a few days or make them clean the school toilets with tooth brushes?


      Seems to me suing them is more appropriate. It is essentially a private dispute, not principally a violation of school rules where the school has legitimate authority. Abusing his power as a school administrator to extract revenge is inappropriate; exercising his legal recourse as a citizen is not.

    10. Re:Closet freak? by Doctor-Optimal · · Score: 1

      Legally appropriate? No doubt.
      Better than bullying? No duh.
      Still hugely insecure.

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    11. Re:Closet freak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You idiots are too lawsuit-happy.

      What's the matter, don't have the vocabulary to discuss things reasonably anymore?

    12. Re:Closet freak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that I'm defending him, but what options does he really have? Back in the good old days there was corporal punishment. These days you can't lay a finger on a kid, and the parents generally don't get involved. I mean seriously, if your kid made a fake web page for the school principal wouldn't you find it funny? I don't think many people would punish their kids for that, or at least nothing more severe than the token "no tv for a week" (or something equally lame). What good is a suspension? The kids get a couple of days off on top of the fame; sounds like a good deal to me. I'm not sure how it is now, but when I was in high school the days of marching students around to empty garbage cans or wipe floors or whatever as punishment were going out the door. They could challenge the school board over it and would probably win thanks to the ongoing pussification of America. Obviously I think suing them outright is extreme, but how do we know he didn't try alternatives before turning to the courts?

    13. Re:Closet freak? by MMaestro · · Score: 1
      You twist the tail of the dragon and you get burnt then eaten.. is this such a big fucking surprise?

      Since when did school principles turn into fire-breathing, child eating dragons?

      The issue isn't over the fact that the kids were punished, its the fact that the guy simply went overboard in tracking down the culprits. What next? Do we need to pass Patriot Act II if some prankster manages to fly into the U.S. with a brick of clay labeled "This is a bomb"?

  6. This is not about MySpace. by onion2k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't see the relevance of it being a MySpace profile. When I was at school (12 years ago) MySpace didn't exist and yet the head teacher still had cause to gather all the pupils together once or twice to try to ascertain the culprits behind a fake, and horribly libelous, newsletter detailing the fictious activities of some of the teaching staff. It was produced by some malicious students and distributed around the classrooms. Exactly the same thing, just in a less connected world.

    This issue is about the discipline of students, dealing with a prank in an appropriate manner, and ultimately finding the reason why some people find it funny to be disrespectful to someone (hopefully) dedicated to improving their future. If MySpace, or even the internet itself, vanished overnight it'd still happen as much as it does now.

    1. Re:This is not about MySpace. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "This issue is about the discipline of students, dealing with a prank in an appropriate manner, and ultimately finding the reason why some people find it funny to be disrespectful to someone (hopefully) dedicated to improving their future."

      Are you kidding me?

      People find it funny to be disrespectful to people in power. Why? Because frequently those people use that power badly. They earn that disrespect.

      c.f. "President of the United States."

    2. Re:This is not about MySpace. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Honestly, most of the authority figures I had in school were petty tyrants who flunked out of whatever programs they were in to college to go to the School of Teaching. They were insecure about themselves but felt that it was OK to make life miserable for the students who were required to go through the system.

      The future I built for myself was because of myself and accomplished in spite of the roadblocks that these sort of people put up for me, not because of them.

    3. Re:This is not about MySpace. by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "People find it funny to be disrespectful to people in power."

      Yeah but it takes a "court jester" to pull it off. The real problem (as others have pointed out) would seem to be that the entire staff were seemingly unaware they could selectively block prank sites. The egomaniac should be sacked for gross incompetence and just plain childish behaviour. The rest of the staff should be enrolled in basic computer classes, not left in charge of running them.

      Sure the little brats will see it as a victory, right up until they get a new headmaster and loose access to myspace on the same day.

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    4. Re:This is not about MySpace. by AIFEX · · Score: 1

      Probably the same relevance seemingly apparent when news readers refer to the "muslim teacher" or the "black teenager". *sighs at the world*

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    5. Re:This is not about MySpace. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The egomaniac should be sacked for gross incompetence and just plain childish behaviour.

      I love watching people throw around the word "incompetence," because usually what it comes down to is this: "I know about this one particular field, so if someone else doesn't know anything about it, they're incompetent." What they fail to realize is that they themselves are considered "incompetent" in most areas by their very own standards.

      Was this guy wrong in doing what he did? Absolutely. I'll agree with you on the "childish behaviour" part, but to say that he was incompetent based on the handling of this one incident just shows where your own maturity level lies.

    6. Re:This is not about MySpace. by lattyware · · Score: 1

      You are missing something, he said they needed to go and learn to do it to become competent. That was the point. Yes, I would be incompetent if I went and did work in another field - so I would expect training on how to do it.

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    7. Re:This is not about MySpace. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but he's also saying the principal should be fired for "gross incompetence" before everyone is even sent to the class and given the opportunity to become competent.

      After many years of observing how people use the word incompetence, I've noticed that the ones who use it frequently tend to judge others based on their own knowledge-base, as opposed to considering the area of knowledge of the one being judged. It almost seems like it's used as a method of self-affirmation more than anything.</sociological rant>

    8. Re:This is not about MySpace. by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      I must be one of the lucky people that had decent administrators in school. The principal I had for most of elementary school stood in the hallway greeting students every morning, and he knew all 600 students by name. It was pretty devastating to the whole school when he died. The administration in junior high school was pretty bad, but that's true of junior high school in general. The (female) principal my first year of high school was referred to as "General", but the one that replaced her was good.

    9. Re:This is not about MySpace. by dhasenan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about incompetence for not consulting the IT staff about how to stop students from accessing MySpace (and other nonproductive sites)? He's supposed to be a leader, which means asking your staff experts about problems in their fields.

    10. Re:This is not about MySpace. by shilly · · Score: 1

      Given that one of the main points the article made was that he used a lot of the school's admin's time trying unsuccessfully to block access to MySpace from school computers, your comment raises doubts as to your competence to read and understand simple English.

    11. Re:This is not about MySpace. by finity · · Score: 1

      Ha! I had a friend who did just about the same thing, except he printed it up and threw it on the floors of the bathrooms to distribute it. Oh, the good old days...

    12. Re:This is not about MySpace. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "....He's supposed to be a leader...." - Thank-you, that is exactly what I meant.

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    13. Re:This is not about MySpace. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      You may be a greatest anonomous sociologist on the planet but your "judgement" of me is based on a false assumption. I am not judging him on his knowledge of computers I am condeming his management skills and his inability to set a mature example to his students and staff. He was given a responsible position because someone thought he was a responsible adult, are you saying you think he is still such a person or do you think he could use a "vacation"?

      Disclaimer: I freely admit I am incompetent outside my own "feild", I have had quite a few years experience managing anywhere from 5-50 people and have found it is generally not worth the ulcers.

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    14. Re:This is not about MySpace. by BVis · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I like to call people like that "wicked fucking stupid."

      It takes less effort to type "lose" than it does to type "loose". Why would you go out of your way to be wrong?

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    15. Re:This is not about MySpace. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! You racists can turn anything into a racial issue.

    16. Re:This is not about MySpace. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Was this guy wrong in doing what he did? Absolutely. I'll agree with you on the "childish behaviour" part, but to say that he was incompetent based on the handling of this one incident just shows where your own maturity level lies."

      You are absloutely correct in that I don't have the full story but I am commenting on the information I have, I don't actually have any say in the matter, I am not his judge and jury, just a random opinion from someone who does not even live the states. Everything I have read about him points to an incompetent manager and a poor role model, OTOH people often come up with good reasons for seemingly bizzare behaviour.

      At the very least I still think he needs to explain why he should not be sacked.

      BTW: What's with all the AC replies today, scared I'll dob you in to the teacher?

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    17. Re:This is not about MySpace. by prelelat · · Score: 1

      I don't know how they do things where you live but you don't just become a principal where I'm from your promoted from being a teacher. To be a teacher in a highschool when I was there were two places you could go(I'm from Canada most people stay in their province when they go to school to become a teacher, and my province only has two Universities), one University was direct entry, you had to have decent highschool marks to get in as classes usually filled up quickly. The other you had to apply after having good grades in university, most people that I know that went into education had to get a degree in something, granted sometimes it was music or something, but if you went that rout there was less of a chance of getting into education because they usually took people on what they could offer and most highschools need math and science teachers. My friend has a degree in math, and I think he might have a minor in physics, he is probably alot smarter than you, but he chose to be a teacher. You make it sound like you pick people who are failing out of university who are bitter and want revenge for how they were treated in school. I think you will find that if you go to a decent school, at least around here, you will find that most teachers are fairly nice but know how to draw the line.

      Our highschool starts at grade 7, this is because the junior high is connected completly and we use the same facilities as the highschool. Alot of the teachers seemed to be jerks going through until grade 11. After that more and more teachers generally start to treat you like an adult, as they should. I believe this principal went too far in taking away computer time from their students. He could have got the IT department to block the domain for myspace, anything else disrupts the students ability to learn. Not everyone has a computer at home to go and use to research class projects. I had a computer at home, but I never would have don't research in school if it hadn't been for school computers.

    18. Re:This is not about MySpace. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Why would you go out of your way to be wrong?"

      Obviously I meant "lose" but in context "loose access" looks suspiciously like a Freudian typo. Maybe it's just a garden variety typo, either way I don't go out of my way to create them, if I did then they wouldn't be called a typos, right?

      Speaking of context and care factors, I fail to see the point of proof reading my slashdot posts half a dozen times just to avoid the odd spelling nazi, and it's quite obvious even the editors don't think it's worth the effort to proof read the summaries. I (like the editors) don't even care enough to be offended, I find the quote above quite funny.

      I know that being wrong on a trivial technical matter such as spelling is the ultimate shame for a nerd but the fact is spelling is based largely on memory. Like the ability to recite the periodic table, or the ability to rattle off PI to 666 decimal places, there is not a lot of intelligence involved in spelling.

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    19. Re:This is not about MySpace. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure the little brats will see it as a victory, right up until they get a new headmaster and loose access to myspace on the same day.
      It's "lose," not "loose." Please learn the difference.

      http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/lose.html
      http://wwwnew.towson.edu/ows/lose_lose.htm
      http://www.edcollins.com/lose.htm

      The two words don't even mean the same thing.

      http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lose (particularly http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lose#Usage_notes)
      http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/loose

    20. Re:This is not about MySpace. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      "This issue is about the discipline of students, dealing with a prank in an appropriate manner, and ultimately finding the reason why some people find it funny to be disrespectful to someone (hopefully) dedicated to improving their future."

      Are you kidding me?

      People find it funny to be disrespectful to people in power. Why? Because frequently those people use that power badly. They earn that disrespect.

      c.f. "President of the United States."

      People *should* be disrespectful to the people in power. People in power need to regularly be taken down a notch. Taking them too seriously only gives them more power, and too much power breeds abuse.

      Certainly, at least, it's better to be disrespectful of those with power than it is to be disrespectful of the powerless. If you do manage to go too far and actually cause some harm to those in power with your disrespect, at least they have the power to do something about it and defend themselves. The powerless don't even have that.

    21. Re:This is not about MySpace. by BVis · · Score: 1

      there is not a lot of intelligence involved in spelling.


      Then you should be able to get it right.

      It also shouldn't take you "half a dozen times" to catch that. And call me a spelling nazi all you want, you've Godwin'd yourself.

      Really, this is just a symptom of pure laziness.
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    22. Re:This is not about MySpace. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Wanker.

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    23. Re:This is not about MySpace. by BVis · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. You really are that stupid.

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  7. here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    just block myspace. tada! problem solved

  8. Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why does every little problem now have to be solved by the court? Common sense, compromise (or in the case of kids, discipline by parents and teachers) used to solve petty things like this.

    1. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by oracle128 · · Score: 0

      Problem is, the principal can't "discipline" them, because it's now called child abuse. And the parents probably don't even know what MySpace is. So the kids end up getting away scot-free, and grow up to become the next wave of "identity theft and slander are my freedom of speech, fascist pigs!" bloggers.

    2. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      2 reasons: Money and intimidation.

      The obvious one is to press damages. Why bother working if you can get a ton more money by suing someone? I know people who call someone who had a horrible accident "lucky" because now they might be down a leg, but boy, are they rich now!

      And intimidation. Shut up or I drag you to court. People still have it in their mind that someone who's on the defendant's chair has to be at least a little bit guilty, or he wouldn't be there. Well, in a criminal court that might be a little bit true (if there is no evidence at all, the state attorney would rarely go through the wasteful procedure of a trial), but in civil court, I could sue you, on no base at all. Because you're an Anonymous Coward, that's all. Will it get thrown out? Of course. But you were dragged to court, and you had to defend yourself, so there must've been some kinda reason why you were there...

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    3. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      RTFA before posting crap. This is the 3rd lawsuit, first he was sued by the parents and won, then the parents sued him a second time which is not over yet, now he's suing them back.

    4. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by mapkinase · · Score: 0

      I agree. Corporate punishment should be reinstated.

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    5. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Actually I thought your question was aiming at the general principle and the general rise in court trials, not focused on this one.

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    6. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does every little problem now have to be solved by the court?

      Indoctrination. We have been contitioned to run to government at the slightest hint of a problem, rather than taking personal responsibility. How else do you expect the power elite to continue to expand their market share? The more laws, the more business for the law.

      Imagine if people actually took the responsibility to solve conflicts by themselves, where possible -- what's in that for government?

    7. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close -- to make government a living. The horse goes before the cart. Lawyers certainly benefit from bigger government, more laws, and more lawsuits -- but government ultimately holds the key to all of that. Clearly, the bigger the government, the more the power elite who control government will benefit.

    8. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Cerebus · · Score: 1

      Hey dumbass: People coming together to solve problems themselves--that's what government *is*.

      Sheesh. The level of libertarian crap around here is astounding.

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    9. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look you fucker, the courts are about the only thing I have left to protect me from the power elite, you want to take away my right to sue? What else will I have left to defend myself? The other branches of government??

    10. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People coming together to solve problems themselves--that's what government *is*.

      Like I said, indoctrination.

      Incidentally my good friend, do you mind explaining why government needs guns? Normally when people come together to solve problems voluntarily, they don't need guns.

      You know, something smells fishy, but I just can't put my finger on it.

    11. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by whisper_jeff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Discipline by teachers? They aren't allowed to discipline their students - they risk a lawsuit from the parents.

      Discipline by parents? They're too busy to deal with their kids. That's what the TV and internet is for.

    12. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by spickus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Is corporate punishment when the greeter at Walmart kicks your ass?

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    13. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not jump to conclusions my friend. The only conclusions I made were that (1) bigger government benefits the power elite who control government, and (2) less personal responsibility (among the subject class) means more business for government.

      There's a reason why every year, you are subject to more laws than the year before, and it's not because you imposed those laws on yourself. ;)

    14. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Cerebus · · Score: 1

      Because in the real world, unlike Libertarian Fantasy Island, not everyone plays well with others.

      And that fishy smell is the rotten stink of your ideology.

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    15. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by dramenbejs · · Score: 0

      I disagree. Government gets nothing positive from most of lawsuits, but problems. (I have seen many lawsuits "Mr. Somebody vs. USA").
      Lawyers get money -- even when they lose the court battle.
      Think about it.

    16. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by dramenbejs · · Score: 0

      Q: How could the first correct answer to a sincerely meant question be modded offtopic?

      A: Because the average slashdot moderator is brainless.

    17. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of it this way. Back when the US was founded, the president walked down the street without bodyguards, talked to normal people, sat down at the bar and talked politics with everyday Joes. Government as a whole, especially the federal goverment, was relatively docile - power was strictly limited, revenue was strictly limited, and government simply didn't have the resources to do much more than protect against actual coercion (which of course is the original justification for every government). There wasn't much money to be made directly from government, nor was there much to be made indirectly (by lobbying, government contracts, etc). The law was understandable by the average Joe.

      Today, the president doesn't go anywhere without a limo, a team of bodyguards, make-up artists -- he's more an emporer than a president. He doesn't even consider interacting with everyday Joes, at least not unless it's official PR. Government as a whole is absolutely huge, operating more like a business whose goal is to maximise profit than anything, with levels of revenue and power over the people that absolutely dwarf the US government of only 100, let alone 200 years ago. The law is so complex, so ambiguous, and so exploitable, that the average Joe could never understand it -- he doesn't stand a chance in court without a lawyer. The business of law is profitable beyond comprehension.

      The fact is that whether or not government fails or succeeds, government wins. Failed government programs are typically rewarded with even more revenue and power, never abolished. There are literally billions to be made by exploiting the coercive power of government, in a mind-boggling number of ways. Government is, clearly, the largest business that exists.

      Yes, lawyers get money even when they lose. However, so does government. There's a reason why every year, government becomes bigger in terms of both revenue and power over the people. The reason is that more government benefits the people who run the business of government, just as more market share benefits the people who run Walmart. And you can't walk away without serious consequence: this is one business where your "support" isn't optional.

    18. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by dramenbejs · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the food for thought.

      But — I still think that government is funded out of taxes.
      Legal process and/or imprisonment of somebody is more of a cost to the government, isn't it?

    19. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Common sense, compromise (or in the case of kids, discipline by parents and teachers) used to solve petty things like this.


      I think that your fantasies about both the success and methods employed in problem-solving in the past are amusing.

    20. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insults aside, I do sincerely hope, for your own benefit, that you come to terms one day with what's really going on. Government will continue to grow, both in revenue and power over the people, and at some point you will have to acknowledge that it's for their own benefit -- not yours -- and that you have absolutely no control over it.

    21. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by deblau · · Score: 1

      Before America, most societies were rigidly hierarchical. There was a ruler with near or actual dictatorial power over secular affairs, and a church with absolute power over religious issues. The Founding Fathers made a startling break from this authoritarian social framework to one largely egalitarian in nature. As a result, the rules of decency and self-restraint concomitant with a strong social hierarchy have been slowly disappearing over the last 200+ years, with the end result that the bounds of human behavior are defined more by the law, and less by the hierarchical rules of the nuclear family, etiquette, and the church. For example, take obscenity. For a long time, the church simply forbade it, and the populace largely complied. There was no need to work out its delicate legal rules, as the situation rarely reared its head. Now we have laws regarding obscenity, but the current standard was only worked out by the Supreme Court in 1973, after years of unhelpful "I know it when I see it" decisions. This is the natural progress of our society, governed by the framework of the Constitution. It shouldn't be surprising.

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    22. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by CRiMSON · · Score: 1

      Well I know a women (I work with her), Weekly the school is calling her because her kid

      A) punched another kid
      B) Got into a fight
      C) told a student to fuck/eat shit/etc/etc
      D) told a teacher the same
      E) threw something at someone
      F) didn't show up this week
      G) the list goes on and on..

      I can hear her on the phone with the principal, and i can see her reactions (she's more annoyed she's getting a call "Aren't the school supposed to disicpline while they are they I wish they would just do there job and leave me alone")

      And folloing it up with comments like "Little fucker is at it again.. oh well"

      So maybe for some parents to get them to discipline there children, involves suing them or something as drastic that could cause them to spend a lot of money/inconvience them. CAuse all of a suddent then the kids problems become an issue.

      Where if they didn't and just kept sending him home with notes, what's it going to fix? Absolutly nothing.

      Parents who have kids need to wake the fuck up and be a parent. Having kid doesn't mean you only get to go get shit face drunk every 2nd weekend, instead of every weekend. If your making decision like that maybe you shouldn't have a kid.

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    23. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Administration, my friend, administration. The legal process costs money, of course, but it also represents business. Regardless of the result (justice or injustice), government wins. Their customers (you and me) have no choice but to support the business financially. Their revenue stream just keeps on coming, no matter whether they succeed or fail. In fact, failure is typically used as justification for even more power and revenue.

      At the bottom, as a taxpayer, you might think of these expenses (wrongful/unnecessary imprisonment for example) as liabilities, a waste of tax money. And you would be correct. At the top, however, it's an entirely different ball game. One good example is drug prohibition. Billions upon billions of tax dollars could be saved if only government would decriminalize posession -- incidentally the US has the highest incarceration rate in the entire world due to the war on drugs -- but will that ever happen? Not a chance. They are making piles on administration, and even bigger piles on the ability to leverage that political power in the "private" sector, all the while setting a precedent for future expansions of power. As frightening as it seems, locking up peaceful individuals is good for the business of government, and that's exactly why they do it.

      Thanks for the civil discussion, by the way.

    24. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>And that fishy smell is the rotten stink of your ideology.

      Hey, fuck you bitch. That fishy smell is you, you mother fucking ass hole. I'm getting a little tired of reading replies of jackasses like you every damn day on slashdot. go back under the damn bridge you bastard troll, and stop sucking liberal dick. fuck you.

    25. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Cerebus · · Score: 1

      Your problem is your inability to see that at least in democratic societies we the citizenry are indistinguishable from the government. There is no "us" and "them," only "we together." Your insistence on this entirely invented division is blinding you to the fact that only the existence of the democratic government allows you to engage in the fantasy that we can live free without it. The sad part is your belief in this fallacy is self-fulfilling; it creates in you a poisonous cynicism about community-as-government that you're unable to participate in the community with an honest desire to see community efforts succeed. When even a small number of spoiler think and act like this, it poisons the well for the rest of us.

      You know, I *used* to think like you, then I grew up, got married, and came to understand the hard way how Libertarian World would actually function when implemented in the real world with real people affecting real lives. If you *like* the idea of rule by strongman--the inevitable result of a society based on the libertarian fantasy of "enlightened self-interest"--then I suppose we have nothing to discuss.

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    26. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Cerebus · · Score: 1

      At least I have the guts to post under my account, you waste of seminal fluid.

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    27. Re:Litigation, Litigation, Litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have an account, you little piece of shit.

  9. Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by marto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "cancellation of computer programming classes as well as usage of computers for research for class projects."

    Nice to see that this guy holds the student's education as a high priority. Who needs to be able to search the web for research purposes or to lean how to code?

    1. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by repvik · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your comment, combined with the nugget in the bottom right corner got me laughing me ass off.
      Screenshot

    2. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by FredDC · · Score: 1

      Who needs to be able to search the web for research purposes or to lean how to code

      Exactly! You could only use the knowledge you would gain for evil purposes anyway, like creating myspace.com!

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    3. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I Remember back in 1995 the computer programming class got allowed to use the new computers in the lab. 486s with SVGA display vs. TRS 80s Shortly after we were allowed to use the lab to do our class work we got kicked out and back to the TRS80s because someone drew and printed a MS Paint Mouse sketch of a penis. They figured only us computer programming people were only able to do that so they tossed us back in the class where only the top students shared a computer with a VGA display and the second top students had a Tandy with CGA Display. good times.

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    4. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by marto · · Score: 1

      "Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone?"

      What exactly does that even mean?

      You could have used a search engine to find out (unless you happened to be at the school in question, in which case you would not be posting here :P). It is a quote from a famous film (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091042/).

      "Use firefox with the built in spell-checker."

      Not an option where I work. Thanks for the constructive reply.

    5. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who needs to be able to search the web for research purposes or to lean how to code? erm.. everybody who learned how to code before the internet was invented? The web is not a super research tool anyway - most people just end up with 'opinion' blogs, articles on wikipedia, or comments on places like slashdot!
    6. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by marto · · Score: 1

      "everybody who learned how to code before the internet was invented?"

      Well not everyone has to learn things in the same way. Should we not use "modern medicines" since humanity existed before they were around? :P

      "The web is not a super research tool anyway"

      Some people do not have access to books or hard copy documentation. I know that in developing countries people use the web to gain access to reference/learning materials, since they don't have a huge library (in some cases no library or reference materials) at their disposal. It is quick and better than nothing :)

    7. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by endianx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Who needs to be able to search the web for research purposes or to lean how to code?" It would help if you knew how to spell. Use firefox with the built in spell-checker. 'Lean' is spelled correctly. I am not certain how spell-checker would be of use in this situation.
    8. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      In high school? If you want to do research, go to the library.

      Are programming classes common in high schools now? I understand the potential benefits from it, but this is typically something that is learned (and applied) while at a university. The people I knew who could program in high school were all self taught.

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    9. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It's a misquote (at least according to your link), and the film isn't famous. But thanks for playing.

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    10. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by marto · · Score: 1

      When I was in High School (1990-1996) we have a 'Computer Studies' course. At our school this was based on the BBC Micro (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bbc_micro), with programming done in COMAL (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COMAL). I decided not to do this course as the part of the 'Technological Studies' course which the school offered covered computer programming via machine code and assembly language.

      When I went to college to study software engineering I learned that many other schools in the area had been teaching Visual Basic, or Pascal in their 'computer studies' courses.

    11. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by marto · · Score: 1

      "It's a misquote (at least according to your link)"

      Perhaps, but I don't have a script handy. IIRC the quotes on IMDB are user submitted. Is it possible that they misquoted?

      "and the film isn't famous"

      What makes you think that?

    12. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "cancellation of computer programming classes"

      And the guy's an idiot; you don't need any programming skills to make a MySpace page! (in fact, the less the better)

    13. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Shortly after we were allowed to use the lab to do our class work we got kicked out and back to the TRS80s because someone drew and printed a MS Paint Mouse sketch of a penis. They figured only us computer programming people were only able to do that Boys will be boys. Something similar to that happened in my high school - somebody modified one of the schools two Apple ][s (this was 1979) to print a dirty joke when it was booted and a parent saw it at Open House. Oops or Mission Accomplished or something. I and the rest of the computer guys were called in to the Vice Principal's office to get interrogated. But it wasn't one of us and beyond that they had no proof against anyone so they let the matter drop.

      I did get involved hacking a "dirty" DOS - all the usual error messages were replaced with profanity, but that never escaped into the wild. I also used to make to order H2S in chemistry lab for some of my more mean-spirited friends to use as "air freshener" for their least favorite teachers. I had a (well-deserved) reputation as a klutz in chemlab so noone would have believed that I made the stuff, but I don't recall anyone ever getting caught.

      I'm sorry, pranking must be considered as part of the job description in High School and that Principal overreacted.
    14. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that it is a misquote, and didn't really seem to fit, but Ferris isn't famous? You're kidding right, give me a break.

    15. Re:Something doo economics. Anyone? Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are programming classes common in high schools now?

      I should hope so. I finished high school over two decades ago, and there were several computer classes offered, including FORTRAN, COBOL, RPG and several dialects of Basic (depended on the available hardware); one of the gifted kids got to work with Pascal. If I hadn't taken the high school FORTRAN class I never would have had the chance to use punched cards.

      - T

  10. And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    ...would have blocked *.myspace.com at the firewall level, if their nazi content filter didn't already do it for them.

  11. Damaging *his* earning potential ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I read the link, and something catched my eye :

    ".. is suing the students involved in the 2005 caper, arguing that his reputation was damaged and his earning potential was affected."

    Funny that a person who now sues for it did not hesitate to deny whole classes access to computers they needed for their education (thereby lessening their "earning potential") and putting the culprit into an "alternative program" for no reason but for a punishment (where such a program is surely lessening the persons "earning potential")

    1. Re:Damaging *his* earning potential ? by DilbertLand · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the principal's earning potential was affected, it was due solely to how he handeled the situation. I didn't know you could sue someone for putting you in the position to demonstrate your incompetence to your superiors...

  12. Come on.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a pussy... Can't take some dirty jokes from a bunch of teenagers.

  13. suing his students? by nietsch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now Trosch, who has since moved schools within the district, is suing the students involved in the 2005 caper, arguing that his reputation was damaged and his earning potential was affected.

    Ii wonder if he is going to sue himself next, as he was the one that created the circumstances for this damage. It was not the students actions (some childish prank that was rather unremarkable) but his own ego that led to the damage to his 'earning potential'. Maybe he didn't understand the meaning of the word earn: his egotrip earned him ridicule, which is a just reward for him /methinks.
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    1. Re:suing his students? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not so sure it was an unremarkable prank. Sure, maybe everything on MySpace is unremarkable (or should be considered so), but they made allegations of (amongst other things) paedophilia. That's a big deal nowadays and even the allegation of such can have very serious consequences.

      The remarks about earning potential is something you put in court cases - he's not got much case for a civil suit is he said 'and there was no ill effect on me'.

      If you consider it to be an egotrip, consider if you'd like a MySpace page yourself, with details of your own drunken child-fondling activities :-) (obviously I don't consider you are, but just put yourself in that circumstance)

  14. Stupidity is not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The freedom of speech does not legitimize defamation. Of course the students must face the consequences. MySpace is not some special zone where laws do not apply.

  15. Oh noes! by FooBarWidget · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quick! Tell the principle to sign up for ReputationDefender.com!

  16. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by Rob_Warwick · · Score: 2, Interesting
    FTFA:

    Trosch and the school's IT person attempted to block MySpace, but students were "backdooring a fire wall and getting into" it anyway.
    I wonder if students were actually comprimising their firewall, or if they were just using a proxy or something like that.
  17. Little git by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This student, Justin Layshock, then filed suit against the school district. He admitted that what he'd done was wrong and stupid but argued that the profile had been created from home and that the school had no right to jeopardize his academic future by placing him in an alternative program for something he'd done after hours.
    So he posts knowingly fake allegations that can (and probably will) ruin someone's career, and then he cringes because he's put on report? I think he got off lightly.

    He should be thankful he wasn't expelled. I don't know if the relevant jusrisdiction has criminal libel - if not that's another thing the little jackass should be grateful for. Finally, what if some vigilante had acted on this false information?

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    1. Re:Little git by Kiaser+Wilhelm+II · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The school has no right to subvert the legitimate authority of the justice system for matters outside the school house. If the principal feels that the myspace page rises to the level of libel, then he should take it to a court with competent jurisdiction.

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    2. Re:Little git by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      So he posts knowingly fake allegations that can (and probably will) ruin someone's career, and then he cringes because he's put on report? I think he got off lightly. He should be thankful he wasn't expelled. I don't know if the relevant jusrisdiction has criminal libel - if not that's another thing the little jackass should be grateful for. Finally, what if some vigilante had acted on this false information?

      Who modded this "Troll". Note the extreme hyperbole. The guy's being sarcastic.

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    3. Re:Little git by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So he posts knowingly fake allegations that can (and probably will) ruin someone's career,..."

      Read the preserved original MySpace page [PDF file]. The chances of a page like that ruining someone's career are vanishingly small, given the content of the page. It's so obviously a joke, so completely over the top, that nobody would EVER take it seriously.

      Look, it is still malicious, and the student should have been punished for it, but claims the page could actually ruin somebody's career because of what it said are ridiculous.

    4. Re:Little git by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So post your real name, address, last 3 employers here. We'll see how 'obvious' a joke is. Vanishingly small? Like your brain.

  18. Can you spell M O R O N by l0rd · · Score: 1

    This sounds more like some low production 80s high school comedy (in an alternate universe where myspace exists) than real life. How come this sort of absurd stuff only seems to happen in the States (incidents that I know of anyway). Any sane person wouldn't give two shits about this and get on with his/her life.

  19. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IT staff at schools are notoriously bad. I worked a while as a "computer" teacher (and as such had no control over the IT infrastructure) Their "fancy" squid filter did keyword filtering in the URLs + blocking of certain domain names. So, stuff with "game", "sex", whatever was blocked as was stuff like myspace.

    The workaround? Simple: use the IP address directly: immediate pass. No, I didn't tell the IT staff that they should fix it. I did tell my students how to get around it, hoping that the IT staff would notice it in the logs and fix the damned thing. In the 1.5 years I was there, nobody fixed that flaw.

    Do not expect good IT staff at schools...

  20. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bess has pretty much every CGI proxy blocked. Pretty much only port 80 outbound is allowed through at my school. So you've got the have some way connect to your proxy, and change IE settings which can't be changed. You could run firefox from a USB key so that you can configure it to connect to a proxy server over an ssh tunnel, but then the nazis who run the computer lab would catch you using "unauthorized software". It's all about the competence of the people who run the school and it's network.

  21. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    Seems like layman's speak for using a proxy, yes.

    I won't deny that the firewall at my work has plenty of ways around it. That's not the point - above the filtering that our ISP does (which goes well beyond CIPA minimums - sometimes to levels where it actively hinders learning, due to overfiltering - and yes, we've tried to get them to unblock the relevant categories - and no, we can't switch ISPs,) we block specific sites that we don't want students to access manually.

    If students do get around the firewalls, that specific student gets their account disabled. (Same goes for sharing accounts.)

  22. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I work in a UK school doing IT support so I have a front line view of what happens.

    At a county level we have a fitler that works on basic URL blocking. It's called 'SmartFilter' and it's definately not very 'Smart'. Pupils can easily evade this filter by using CGI:Proxy, PHPProxy, Google Translate or Google Cache for example. Basically as long as the url doesn't match something in it's blacklist, it gets through.

    Therefore, at a school level I have implmented a Linux/Squid based proxy with a content filter called DansGuardian. It's a lot more intelligent about filtering and works along the same lines as antispam filters. As well as domain/url blocking it allows grey listing based on the content of the web pages being pulled through it. You assign words or phrases a numerical value and if the page hits a certain score then it's blocked. As the filter is no longer simply relying on the domains/urls this solves the proxy problem.

    Yes, some stuff will always get through, I think the above solution is about as good as it gets currently.

  23. How come this sort of absurd stuff only seems to h by unity100 · · Score: 1

    appen in states"

    you would be surprised at the sort of shit happening in turkey.

  24. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by JuanCarlosII · · Score: 1

    IT being one of the most obvious instances of that old mantra, "Those who can do. Those who can't teach."

  25. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

    Which is very funny, because I left teaching as fast as I could... I'm back in IT now.

  26. ever heard of parody? by nietsch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you add so many absurd things to a profile, it should be obvious to anybody that it was a parody. I'll grant you it was not very tastefull from what I read about it, but a civilized democracy does allow these things (doubt if that includes the US). He could have taken it as a sign that he needs to brush up his image with the students instead of riding his 12foot dick to school everyday. (s/foot/cm/g).

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    1. Re:ever heard of parody? by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      I'll grant you it was not very tastefull from what I read about it, but a civilized democracy does allow these things (doubt if that includes the US).
      It most certainly does
    2. Re:ever heard of parody? by nietsch · · Score: 1

      While legally it may be permitted, I still doubt if the US is that civilized democracy I referred to. You may notice that the case you linked to involved at least one reasonably rich entity. Is it still justice for the people if you need very deep pockets to have your rights acknowledged?

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    3. Re:ever heard of parody? by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      This is something you could certainly argue. My point was that legally speaking, the kid is absolutely in the right and he has a unanimous supreme court to prove it. Of course, in any society that allows for civil suits of this nature, the people with the money can harass the people without them. The US more so than many other countries, I guess. However, isn't this a textbook case for something like the ACLU? Free speech, that is. I don't think he would have much trouble getting a lawyer pro-bono if this were ever to get to court, and even a cheap, bad lawyer would be able to win this pretty easily.

    4. Re:ever heard of parody? by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      the kid is absolutely in the right and he has a unanimous supreme court to prove it.
      Correct me if I'm wrong, but this case hasn't gone to the supreme court. Yet.
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    5. Re:ever heard of parody? by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about the legal principle which was pretty much set in stone by Hustler Magazine v. Falwell. Which was unanimous.

  27. The IT Staff At Some Schools... by KeyThing · · Score: 1

    I've visited some Elementary and High Schools in my area. I personally know some of the people who work in the IT department of these schools. Most of them have their A+ and N+ certs and that's about it. The majority of the ones I've seen or had to deal with are in over their heads.

    This principal provided the inept IT staff with the perfect reason for not getting to Mrs. Smith's computer problem in her classroom.

    If this principal is having the IT department work on such tasks during school hours, I'm sure he didn't get his raises based on a plethora of other reasons.

    And the IT Staffers.... well, one could argue they were "following orders"... but even so, people should know not to follow orders when those orders conflict with their primary job duties as described by their contracts.

    *sigh*

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    1. Re:The IT Staff At Some Schools... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the heaping amount of $25k/year, i doubt they are really going to get the best and brightest.

  28. Re:How come this sort of absurd stuff only seems t by l0rd · · Score: 1

    Weird shit happens all over the world. But i specifically mean teachers going loco and suing their students when childish pranks like this are pulled. I mean, seriously. We were all kids once. Everyone has pulled prank in their time. Get a life.

  29. Better approach by gedeco · · Score: 3, Insightful

    principal targeted by the pranksters attempted to find the perpetrators

    It would be wiser to monitor the school network to identify the people who where capable to modify the specific webpage. You could make the phrank die out silently, or convert the page to a more friendly nature.

    The principal, he has diserved this. Being so immature.

  30. Re:How come this sort of absurd stuff only seems t by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    Did you read TFA? There are 3 suits, two earlier ones by the parents against him (one they lost, the second one is pending) and now he's suing the kids back. America: where there's one lawsuit, there are probably two more if you look closely :)

  31. Re:How come this sort of absurd stuff only seems t by ettlz · · Score: 1

    you would be surprised at the sort of shit happening in turkey.
    Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
  32. Political Satire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/historics/US SC_CR_0485_0046_ZS.html Hustler Magazine (Larry Flint) vs Falwell

    Hustler ran an add for beer "endorsed" by Falwell with a description of his first time being with his own mother in an outhouse. He was sued by Falwell in the supreme court and won because political satire falls within the first amendment. If we don't support freedom of speech and publication at what point do we draw the line with what is too far to say? Will Leno start getting sued because of what he says in his monologue?

  33. Re:How come this sort of absurd stuff only seems t by l0rd · · Score: 1

    That something like this develops into a lawsuit is just plain sad. The worst thing is that crap like this ties up the court system unneededly. it's just plain pathetic if you think about it.

  34. I got bored with TFA... by Bob54321 · · Score: 2

    Can someone tell me if this is really news from 2005... or has something important actually happened?

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  35. He could have saved a lot of trouble... by wesley78 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    if he'd simply asked Myspace to remove the offending pages. http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=misc.f aq&Category=9&Question=39 If he'd done that instead of making such a big deal of the matter, he wouldn't have brought so much attention to his little problem.

    1. Re:He could have saved a lot of trouble... by ohearn · · Score: 1

      Maybe he is trying to compensate for other "little problems"

  36. Man who really gives a crap? by brunes69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are all kinds of bad things posted about me on the web. Who cares?

    People should be abllowed to post anything they want on the Internet. It is not the same as other printed media.

    IMO if it isn't markedly obvious that the source is a cooperation or employed by someone, then everything on the Internet should be assumed to be hearsay and thus immune from libel. You know "freedom of speech" and all???

    Seriously - what is the difference between a blog posting and sticking a flyter on a telephone pole? Would you give one more credibility than another? If so - WHY?!?!

    People need to be made aware than anyone can, and will, make a face MySpace / Facebook / Whatever claiming to be you. That's Just the plain truth. If you have a problem with that then unplug your PC and go back to your telegraph. I have a metric crapload of derogatory things on me out on the web in various locations. Did I go sue every one of them? Of course not. Cause I have a backbone.

    There are KIDS. It doesn't matter if the site is taken down or not cause they're making fun of the principal and teachers 24/7 behind their backs anyways, cause it's the fun thing to do. If this guy is really that sensitive to what a 12 year old thinks about him he is in the wrong job.

    1. Re:Man who really gives a crap? by edwardpickman · · Score: 1
      There are all kinds of bad things posted about me on the web. Who cares?

      Apparently the ones that made the Myspace page cares. There is an assumption in most of the posts that the principal was the villian and the ones that made the post were justified. At the very least it has been a major distraction and caused problems with classes and affected computer access. In theory they are there to learn not to prank. The computer classes can potentially get them work but the won't. It may earn them some points with their friends but if they are expelled it could affect their future. I'm not taking either side it's just odd that the fact they used a computer seems to give them a pass. Say the Principal posted disparaging comments about the same students? Maybe they were constantly disrupting classes and he decided to take a little revenge. Would he be in the wrong?

    2. Re:Man who really gives a crap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a point. Especially about the principal's thin skin.

      On the other hand, why would anyone want to have a job where they have to constantly put up with this kind of shit?

      Not only would I not want to work in that environment, but I don't know how teachers and staff can do a good job of providing an education when this type of thing is taking place - and this is probably quite tame considering the fact that so many schools now have assigned police officers.

      If the U.S. was serious about education, parents would not allow this type of shit to continue - not because what these kids did was so terrible, but because schools have a job to do and this is preventing them from doing it.

      I can't imagine why anyone goes into k-12 education.

    3. Re:Man who really gives a crap? by finity · · Score: 1

      The article is obviously biased, but it certainly makes it sound like the principal is the one who caused most of the distraction. The students may have created the page, but the principal is the one who canceled classes and suspended a student. A suspension of some sort may be justified, but causing a disruption sounds very unprofessional. The principal shouldn't have allowed himself to get sucked into the problem.

    4. Re:Man who really gives a crap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "IMO if it isn't markedly obvious that the source is a cooperation or employed by someone, then everything on the Internet should be assumed to be hearsay and thus immune from libel. You know "freedom of speech" and all???""

      Defamation is not covered by "freedom of speech" in any form of media, and I can't see any reason why the Internet should be any more or less covered by the same laws governing other media. I think you might be thinking of satire - in general, satire is intended to be clever or witty, and I think this webpage would fail those tests.

      Did the principal overreact? For sure he did, but guess what, it's his job to kick their ass a bit as well - it just so happens that he's crap at that.

    5. Re:Man who really gives a crap? by thesandtiger · · Score: 2, Informative

      I care about what gets said about me online because it can directly impact my ability to earn a living and limit, in some cases, the opportunities I have for social and professional interactions.

      Employers, clients, peers in various organizations all now routinely Google people they come into contact with. How would you feel if your boss came up to you on Monday and said "Oh, sorry, Brune - we have to let you go. See, a client of ours googled you and someone put a page up about you being a pedophile. I know it's not true, but the client insists..." If you're your own boss, how would you feel when a client tells you they no longer feel comfortable doing business with you because of certain rumors that are going around?

      In my case, I'm finishing up my internship prior to becoming a therapist. My practice will be geared towards teens and young adults. Do you have any idea how paranoid people are nowadays about any adult their kids come in contact with? I do - I currently see clients now under the auspices of my supervisor, and I have had parents tell me that they have done background checks on me and mention some things about my past to prove it. It would be incredibly easy to sabotage someone's career by poisoning the well on-line.

      So, no - ignoring it won't work for everyone. If we lived in a rational world with rational people where everyone took the time to consider the source, maybe. But we don't live in that world, not even remotely.

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    6. Re:Man who really gives a crap? by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > "Oh, sorry, Brune - we have to let you go. See, a client of ours googled you and someone put a page up about you being a pedophile. I know it's not true, but the client insists..."

      Terminating someone for that is big-time wrongful termination liability, regardless of the justifications. Of course, the story can also go "Sorry you couldn't make partner, maybe next time. We just couldn't line up the clients for you because of that libel thing, you understand?" and you're still relatively screwed.

      Thank goodness my name is incredibly common, so most any google check on me will turn up people far more famous, and thankfully none terribly infamous.

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    7. Re:Man who really gives a crap? by s20451 · · Score: 1

      Seriously - what is the difference between a blog posting and sticking a flyter on a telephone pole? Would you give one more credibility than another? If so - WHY?!?!

      I personally wouldn't. But for a demonstration on why this is irrelevant, please reply to this with your name and address, and I will come to your neighborhood and plaster it with anonymous posters stating that you are a registered sex offender.

      Will you and your neighbors get together and have a good laugh about it? If so, you are in the extreme minority. Anonymous attacks -- be they on the internet or in real life -- are only harmless if most people know you.

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  37. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hey, I'm an school IT tech. I can't be that useless if I'm posting on slashdot!

  38. i'd be pissed too by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    been to myspace lately? That place is a fucking wasteland of annoying webpages that push shit onto the viewer, it's a throwback to the 90's and when geocities was in it's heyday, except now it's 10x more annoying... god damn pages with mp3's, flash ads, animated background images, "this person has 15,234 friends, and here is an image of every fucking one of them.." and then comments from those "friends" that make no sense, sometimes they're spam... sometimes jackasses post a million images just to fuck with with your browser memory limit... and then there are contests about who has the most "friends" on myspace.. fuck that, nobody has friends or "buddies" on myspace.. just middle-aged men that are dumb enough to add all these teenage girls to their myspace friends list and jerk off to the private images that 15,234 friends have access to while listening to a duran duran "girls on film" mp3 that they didn't choose to play, it was fucking forced on them by myspace. I am calling on all blackhats to do their part and take that steaming pile of shit off the internet... take it down boys, you have a go.

  39. Re:How come this sort of absurd stuff only seems t by unity100 · · Score: 1

    turkish prisons are not as horrible as popular culture believes. in fact they are generally otherwise. albeit, the usual inmate-hierarchy persists. comforts are generally similar to a upper-poor class household, television, radio, beds and etc.

    even many political prisoners, they are able to continue their works, writing a book, even unfortunately participating in more outlawed terrorist organization furthering, like pkk situation.

    prisons where terrorist/radical political prisoners are kept, are an entirely different matter.

  40. I beg the difference by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    The potential and real audience is much larger nowadays, with usage of digital copying, theoretically and practically.

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  41. The Nudist Headmaster by Abuzar · · Score: 2

    School principals and many teachers have an overbloated ego and sense of authority. It is interesting to see how they react when this sense of superiority is undermined, usually through criticism.

    I know this is a little out of context, but it brought up memories about this retired school principal I used to know. We were both board members of a nudist group.

    At one meeting I criticized his ability to ... oh, I forget what it was, but something to do with retention of diversity, age barrier, and adopting to new ideas. Anyhow, he took it really personally that a 26-year-old (youngest board member) was criticizing him. He went on a rant about how in all of his years as a teacher/principal none of his students ever dared disrespect and criticize him.

    Well then, I didn't particularly think that discouraging criticism was a good thing for a teacher to do, so I continued to challenge him. Pretty soon he was raving mad. Let me tell you, I don't think he understood how funny it is to see a balding old raving mad nudist school principal make a fool of himself at a naked board meeting.

    How do I ever get involved with these things!! By the way, can you believe that this guy had a lot of difficulty using computers? I mean, it was a huge success for him to learn how to use his email! I guess they're shelling out the school principal job to just about anyone these days.

    I'm not implying that this other school principal here is also a nudist. I'm just thinking about how his students perceive him. There's obviously a reason why they don't respect him.

    Those who can't do, teach.

    1. Re:The Nudist Headmaster by ohearn · · Score: 1

      Your post was funny up until that last line.

      "Those who can't do, teach."
      Well some of us do both. I went back to working industry doing a "real job" after my son was born for the better pay and benefits, but I still miss teaching and hope to go back to it at some point, even if only finding a local college looking for a night instructor a couple nights a week.

      That attitude of those who can't do teach is one of the reasons this country has a problems getting good teachers. Th epay is also part of it, but that is caused at least partially by the same attitude as well.

    2. Re:The Nudist Headmaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those who can't do, teach.

      No. Those who can't, spend all day whining on Slashdot that "Information wants to be free. Waaaah."

    3. Re:The Nudist Headmaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inquiring minds want to know: was this raging debate conducted in the nude?

    4. Re:The Nudist Headmaster by Abuzar · · Score: 1

      Inquiring minds want to know: was this raging debate conducted in the nude?

      yup :)

    5. Re:The Nudist Headmaster by Abuzar · · Score: 1
      Thanx teach. Here, lemme help you out:

      Your post was funny up until that last line.
      "Those who can't do, teach."
      Ok, so my post was 295 words and it was funny up until the last 5 words.

      That's about 98.3% funny and 1.7% not funny. Pretty good marks. You hear that mods? Mod me up!!
      The teacher said so.

      Seriously though, from my perspective the educational system is the core of the indoctrination system of oppression in the modern world. I think that the current systems of domination and control cannot be broken without undermining or eliminating educational institutions. I see _professional_ teachers as complicit in perpetuating this indoctrination system for the purposes of perpetuating modern oppression. I have my reasons for believing that based on life experiences and the world view that I've managed to put together in my head, but I don't feel like writing an essay inside a slashdot comment. Try not to take offense.
    6. Re:The Nudist Headmaster by ohearn · · Score: 1

      I think that 98.3 is on thehigh side. After all shouldn't grades be based on what the words say, not how many of them there are. Still I think I could give you a 90. Probably a 95 if the purpose of the assignment was writing humor.

      I agree that our education system is messed up. I agree to a point on your comment that "the educational system is the core of the indoctrination system of oppression in the modern world", but I think you are going to far with it. Personally I have only taught college level. Although some colleges tend to indoctrinate students as well, most ofthe problem you are referring to I see in the K-12 range. I personally try to avoid preaching at my students about any social issues.

      I was a computer science professor; to me this means my job was to give my students the technical skills they needed to build a career with. Because one of my two main areas of expertise is security (specifically computer forensics) I also taught criminal justice majors at times. Even when covering topics that can get rather political (such as illegal file sharing and copyright infringement) I tried to keep personal opinions out of my classroom. I would teach the technical details of how to track down the origin of an electronic communication (as well as ways to avoid being effectively tracked) so that my students could attempt to track network traffic if needed. In the case of criminal justice classes I taught enough of the technical so that they knew what was feasible to do and if an investigator or an "expert" witness really knew what they were talking about or just blowing smoke and taught what the laws where without much comment on whether or not I agreed with them.

      As far as you talking about modern oppression, unless you would like to explain further, I don't know exactly what you are referring to and will refrain from further comment.

  42. hypocrites R us by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I bet there are 100 kids at his school, whose actual myspace pages are being "bullied", and yet he wants to put all this effort into stopping a fake page about himself. Get a grip, and help the student victims of harassment!

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  43. Primary goals by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    Our primary goal is the education of our children. Well, our PRIMARY goal is making sure we don't get made fun of by the children. Also, our primary goal is making sure we keep guns and knives away from our children. Actually, our PRIMARY goal is making sure the children aren't having 'freaky' sex. Well, our PRIMARY goal is to collect a paycheque on the taxpayers kids dime.

    Ok, so our primary goals are:

    Collecting a paycheque on the taxpayers dime
    Making sure we don't make fun of by the children
    Making sure the children aren't having 'freaky' sex
    Keeping guns and knives away from our children

    And our secondary goal would be the education of our children. Well....Your children. I hate children. I hate children.

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    1. Re:Primary goals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, schools, homosexual groups and the ACLU are desperately trying to make sure kids have freaky sex.

    2. Re:Primary goals by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Your point is amusing, but you are separating goals that are really relating. The goal of education is to raise children to conform with society's expectations and values. As your sig indicates, we live in a highly nihilistic society today - never the less, we have a pressing need to control overpopulation, prevent criminal behavior, and limit unemployment.

      Certainly, the education establishment could be argued it is in and of itself an scheme to employ morons, but it does exist to education children such they can get a job, don't have 10 children, and don't become criminals.

      The whole system has certainly become corrupt, but so to has our society become corrupt - the more important question is which came first?

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    3. Re:Primary goals by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      You know, I don't often comment on writing style, but either use complete punctuation and proper spelling and write like you're an intellectual, or take it hard and loose with the punctuation and spelling and write like an ancient. Both are acceptable, but mixing and matching is just causing me cognitive dissonance.

      You'll still sound like a lobbyist doing an interview for a bad documentary, but at least you'll look the part.

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    4. Re:Primary goals by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Well, fortunately for you, I place no restraints upon what I say here. This isn't a intellectual forum, it is the cess pool of humanity, where the physically inferior and mentally moderate go to pretend they are worth something in life. You mock nihilism, but you pathetically manifest the most base form of the will to power. For that brief moment after you vomitted this crap, I'm sure you felt good about yourself. But such feelings are of course misplaced.

      Your pathetic attempt to insult me has done nothing but remind me how pleasurable it will be when our fragile civilization collapses and we can finally exterminate wretches like you from the face of the earth.

      Your very existence is an affront to any conception of value. Remember that when you look in the mirror and see that fat, disgusting, subhuman monster.

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    5. Re:Primary goals by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Ah! We have Nietzsche fan! Lovely! It would take one of his disciples to be so in love with verbose and ornate language while so foreign to the concept of communication.

      You manage to emulate his style admirably: In three paragraphs, you write what some could say in two words. Likewise, Nietzsche has had 14 books translated to English, yet still hasn't managed to get his point across.

      Happily, your perception of reality is mistaken. If society crumbles, it just means I'll be even more useful than I already am.

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  44. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 1

    We had a system going at my school when I was going through

    For every flaw I found in the firewall/security, I scored $5. For every major flaw (I managed to redirect my report to a different print spooler for example) I scored $10. The IT guy there paid out of his own pocket. Since I left (and the 3 kids with me - I'm not that good at these things!) I have heard of only ONE instance where this guy had to pay up, and that was because he screwed a configuration setting.

    For us, all it took was a bit of incentive (I've heard tell of this being implemented with various priveledges such as a multiplayer Quake session during a class) and the IT guy willing to take the time rather than disabling the accounts.

    Of course, there are other issues here... but before all this FIRE THE HEAD! Friend of mine failed his senior year because the IT at his school screwed up and they blamed it on him, so he lost all PC access while at school. That's pretty unfair and downright stupid...

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  45. saving face by louzerr · · Score: 1

    It's too bad the Principal, and thereby the School Board, feels it's more important to save face than to educate people's children.

    I do think our schools are underfunded, but a lot of money is being wasted on "staff" who simply have too many other agendas than teaching.

    Most middle school "teachers" will tell you they're really only baby-sitting.

    This principal obviously made a bad career move. He should have gone to Regents ... then he could be Federal Attorney instead of dealing with a bunch of unruly kids.

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    1. Re:saving face by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      It's too bad the Principal, and thereby the School Board, feels it's more important to save face than to educate people's children.

      Part of educating children is to make them realise that as responsible citizens, they do not have the automatic right to do and say just as they please - in other words, respect for everyone else.

      Sure, that teaching process falls on parents shoulders as much as it does the teachers, it is up to adults to "earn" that respect rather than automatically get it and I do feel that in this instance the school in question has gone over the top in countering what was done by the child in question.

      But we should also bear in mind that kids these days are much better informed about the world and are fully aware that sometimes they are too young for the law to punish them for things they do - so they do it because they know they can get away with it.

      I'm in my mid-40s but something I always remember from my school teaching was "the age of the use of reason" - namely that from about the age of 7, it was expected that you knew the difference between right and wrong and therefore faced the consequences of anything you did wrong.

      I don't agree in being over-strict on kids and that corporal punishment should be used only as a last resort. But when kids have no respect for the people and society they live in, then it's about time the lily-livered Liberals shut the hell up and let the responible adults demonstrate to kids what they must and must not do if they themselves want to be responsible adults.

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    2. Re:saving face by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Part of educating children is to make them realise that as responsible citizens, they do not have the automatic right to do and say just as they please - in other words, respect for everyone else.

      Part. Which shouldn't get in the way of normal learning. Common disciplinary action against the prankster is in order, because it's about teaching responsibility, not about taking full revenge like against an adult. Suspend him for a few days or such, okay. do NOT sue him. Meantime cancelling classes because of a silly prank is clearly a violation of rules.The principal should be fired.

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  46. wtf Ars Techna - a "prank" ? by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    A prank is gluing a pencil to a table, putting a transgendered doper alcoholic label on someone is slander.

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  47. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by teknosapien · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shouldn't he be the adult here. The one to take the higher ground. This almost sounds like a school yard fight between two "children". He's probably done more damage whining like a little bitch than if he just ignored it, rather than it being a localized issue hes taken it to the next step.

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  48. Art becomes reality by Shoten · · Score: 1

    It just amazes me...some weeks ago, students were suspended for saying "vagina"...during a performance, at school, of "The Vagina Monologues" (I mean, couldn't they have just told the students to pick another piece to perform instead?). And now this. Why is it that so many principals...the people in charge of the development of students...seem so intent on acting like Principal Rooney from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"?

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  49. Everybody pranks by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Everyone pranks. It is part of growing up. Hell - some people never grow up and go on to be Emmy-award winning comedians who prank for a living - OH THE HORROR!

    The fact of the matter is some people just a) have no sense of humour, b) take things way too seriously.

    Kids will be kids. If you can't deal with that in a logical and sane manner then you shouldn't be principal. I am not saying that these kids should not be punished for what they did - they have to be taught that all actions have consequences. But what happened to good old detention?

    When I was a kid and we were caught drawing pictures of the teacher, they didn't cancel art classes for the whole school. How is this any different?

    1. Re:Everybody pranks by salemnic · · Score: 1

      That is a terrible line of reasoning. The question is where do you draw the line. In my books, if it goes outside the school, that's too far.

      So there is a difference between drawing pictures in Art Class, and posting a libelous site on the internet, where outside parties could see it.

      s

    2. Re:Everybody pranks by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that there is some magical force field that prevents kids from taking things they write or draw inside the school outside of it?

      ALL KIDS DO THIS STUFF.

      GET A BACKBONE OR DON'T BE A TEACHER.

      Simple as that.

  50. Moron Principal by daeg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, kids! Don't look at my fake MySpace profile! I demand you don't! I'm really, really, serious!!

    By over-reacting he has called far more attention on himself and, in turn, the school district and community at large. And not the good kind of attention.

    He should have just gone with it, and had fun with it. And maybe, just maybe, use it as an easy-to-access tool to assess what the students think of his methodology? I know, criticism is a lost art.

    Personally, I would have just created a fake profile of the kid that made it and photoshopped him to wear a frilly pink tutu and had a good laugh with the kid (whilst dodging his parents).

    1. Re:Moron Principal by LihTox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He should have just gone with it, and had fun with it.

      That would work if they said "He's fat and bald" or made him look like a monkey or something like that, but it sounds like the page labelled him as a pedophile among other things. In this day and age, that's not a laughing matter: he can't start playing along with that: "Oh yeah, I really like to have sex with students, don't tell anyone." The suspicion of pedophilia could be enough to ruin his career and his life.

      Yeah, he overreacted big time (and his overreaction probably did more for his earning potential than some little MySpace page), but this prank did cross the line from prank into libel. A serious (though not vengeful or petty) response was required.

      It occurs to me: the danger of this site is not so much that the students see it (though the principal's daughter being there complicates matters) but that there be a permanent, public record. Maybe schools could set up a local intranet site, accessible ONLY at school, where students can make fun of their teachers and principal all they want.

    2. Re:Moron Principal by jgoemat · · Score: 1

      He should have just gone with it, and had fun with it.
      That would work if they said "He's fat and bald" or made him look like a monkey or something like that, but it sounds like the page labelled him as a pedophile among other things. In this day and age, that's not a laughing matter: he can't start playing along with that: "Oh yeah, I really like to have sex with students, don't tell anyone." The suspicion of pedophilia could be enough to ruin his career and his life.
      Have you checked out the MySpace page in question? If you can't tell this page is a joke you need to have your head examined. I assume the 'pedophelia' charge came from the page listing him in the "Baby Gap Inc." club and the cloting style he's looking for in a mate as "XXXsmall". His daughter really cried because she saw this? How old is she, 5? In his legal documents he is going to make it sound as bad as he can, but the evidence just doesn't match...
  51. I'm sure most posts will be against the principal by Pollux · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...but let me defend the principal, at least on some grounds.

    These teenagers, as well as most teenagers in general, do not understand and will not consider implications of their actions before doing something stupid. They especially don't understand that when you post something on the internet, it is a form of publication; the world is able to read what you wrote. Purposefully publishing lies in printed form with the willful intent to harm someone's reputation is called slander, and is punishable by law. These kids clearly did exactly that. The principal's daughter was emotionally distraught when she discovered the pages, as well as the principal. The student's work was malicious in nature. An apology isn't going to make up for the harm that was done.

    I will agree that the principal overreacted in regards to obliterating access to a computer in the school, but I can understand where his anger is coming from.

  52. It's a legal matter by starX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clearly the students have crossed the line, even they admit that, but whereas in days gone by rumors and advertisements might be spread within the school, any internet presence making such claims can be classified as slander and defamation of character. The principal is, IMO, well within his rights to file suite, and in a world where no one gets hired without an employer doing a google search on them, I can completely understand why he feels it necessary to exercise those rights. These kids might think they were playing a harmless prank, but it's had real world consequences, and the sooner they learn to appreciate those consequences, the better we'll all be.

    1. Re:It's a legal matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially considering that the libelous material concerned him having affairs with students and having drugs on campus. Not really a small issue at all. Would you be amused if someone accused you of hosting child pornography on your servers and someone took it seriously, your boxes impounded and your name besmirched? Would *you* sue after that, or would you sue before? Thank you for a flash of reason in a sea of "OMGZ MORANS"

    2. Re:It's a legal matter by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      in a world where no one gets hired without an employer doing a google search on them

      Why does everyone assume that all employers are doing Google searches on applicants? What would be the point in it? When I do a search on my name, I just find a bunch of other people with my name. Nothing ties back to me. I'd assume that's true of most people. How would you know that John Doe on google is the John Doe I'm interviewing unless they happen to put a picture up next to his name. Myspace might include a picture, but outside of 12 year olds and politicians trying to seem hip, who actually uses it?

      Although perhaps I'm being naive. I have a close Jewish friend who once googled for me and found some college professor with a bunch of anti-Jewish remarks on his home page. Now I'm not a college professor and my friend knows I've never been a professor, but he still asked if that was me (only half jokingly). I guess whereas I naturally assume that peoples names are not unique, I can't assume that other people realize that. Still, googling for a person is pointless in almost all cases.

  53. Re:wtf Ars Techna - a "prank" ? by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    Here's a good one: Take a screen capture of a screen with lots of open windows, preferrably the ones someone usually leaves open. Make that the desktop background. Close all the real windows. Enjoy.

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  54. Maybe... by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    Maybe, just maybe, he should have ignored it to begin with.

    And the reason I say that is not just for the practical reasons, but to teach his students the same thing. It's awfully hard to tell a bunch of guys to "just let it go, just let it drop" when you won't do the same thing.

    The end result is a lot of lawsuits. What did the principal gain from all of this? Does he even have his dignity left at this point? All because he couldn't follow the advice that any parents tells their 8 year old. Ignore it.

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  55. Speaking of technically challenged computer staff by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    When I was in HS I knew more about computers than my computer teacher did. I should've realized than that spelled trouble.

    At one point she recognized my skills and asked me to set up a computer for her... basically just plug the monitor, keyboard, mouse in and turn it on. The only problem is, she said "set up" so I assumed she wanted me to make sure it was booting and working OK in software too. She wasn't happy when she found out I had modified the boot files to get the mouse working. What is puzzling though is that she could see me the entire time and I can't imagine why she didn't come back to check on me after I had obviously plugged it all in and turned it on.

    What's even more puzzling is that, according to her, I somehow managed to turn a perfectly working copy of Windows 98 into a broken copy of Windows 95 without an installation CD. Never mind that I insisted Windows 95 had been on there already and that i had turned a broken '95 into a slightly less broken '95.

    My dad (who is more skilled in computers than me, and thus her) offered to help her fix it, but when he showed up at the designated time she was nowhere to be found... she had left her son who had no idea what my dad was supposed to do exactly. So dad just left.

    Oh, and this teacher promised every student who got 50+WAM on the typing program a t-shirt, but she disappeared at the end of the semester instead. We were all sorta annoyed at that. She didn't even give out the honor roll certificates all teachers were required to at the awards ceremony thing...

    Oooh and this story is the best. The students at the school in the web design class worked on the school website. Apparently one of them set the IE homepage to the NETWORK location of the website source (it's supposed to be set to the internet location). So when I logged on and opened IE (this was before anyone had heard of Firefox, called Phoenix then) it loaded the file from the network share. I noticed this and, curious went a level up to the directory index and checked out a couple other pages, and then fixed the IE homepage to point to the online version and went back to work.

    The teacher later confronted me with charges of "hacking into the school's computer systems". Naturally I had no idea what the hell she was talking about. She then went into Windows Explorer and navigated through network shares back to the website source files. (It's worth noting not once when either of us viewed these files were we prompted for a password. The computers ran on Windows NT/2000 and every student had a roaming user account so it's not like it would've been hard.) I tried to explain that IE had opened the page automatically but she didn't buy it, and then went on into a lecture about how hacking is bad blah blah blah blah. I, being a shy introvert, couldn't really talk back to a teacher. :(

  56. Original Case Documents by Broofa · · Score: 5, Informative

    Statement from Justin Layshock's parents on why they brought suit

    Original MySpace page created by Justin Layshock

    To say the principal and school board are overreacting would be putting it mildly.
    1. Re:Original Case Documents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's cool. Let's all make new sites to replace this one. He'll think it's his students.

      (I'm just kidding, don't take this seriously)

    2. Re:Original Case Documents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very informative. Mod parent up.

      That's it? Sure it's tasteless, but cause for a lawsuit? Please. This is the network equivalent of writing "Principal X is a big poo-poo head" on a classroom chalkboard or posting boards. It's insulting, but the impact is overblown. It's flagrantly obvious the page is a joke, so what kind of harm would it *really* do to someone's reputation? Zero. Nobody's going to believe the principal actually wrote that profile.

      The whole thing is infantile, and I agree that the principal completely overreacted to it. It's that overreaction that has actually harmed his reputation, and he has mostly himself to blame for that.

    3. Re:Original Case Documents by objekt · · Score: 1

      Once I heard about a principal who had some graffiti about him sandblasted off the side of his school. Not the entire wall, just the graffiti. So for years people could read "Principal X sucks" permanently sandblasted into the side of the school.

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    4. Re:Original Case Documents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After having a look at that MySpace page Justin Layshock created I think it is safe to say that the principal is just a big crybaby.

  57. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by _iris · · Score: 1

    It was slander. The principal should have immediately called the police and asked them to contact MySpace. MySpace will release information about the person who created the profile as part of a police investigation.

  58. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This almost sounds like a school yard fight between two "children". He's probably done more damage whining like a little bitch than if he just ignored it

    reminds me of two quotations from mark twain:

    • god made the idiot for practice, and then he made the school board.
    • against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
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  59. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by bloobloo · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, spoken defamation is slander. Published defamation is libel. If a reasonable person would not believe a statement, then damage to reputation can not occur and hence it is not defamatory. For example, you could argue that a reasonable person would not believe a MySpace page purporting to be from a school principal admitting to being a paedophile, and so it would not be defamatory. I can say "George Bush told me that he has sex with goats" and this is not defamatory because it is ridiculous.

  60. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The principal's daughter was emotionally distraught when she discovered the pages, as well as the principal. The student's work was malicious in nature. An apology isn't going to make up for the harm that was done.


    To quote the great Dennis Miller, "Life is tough, get a helmet."

    I agree that this was a juvenile and "typically teenager" thing to do, but this guy is out of his mind by reacting in the way that he is (and has). I mean, come on, "emotionally distraught"?? Geez, who in this world hasn't been the target of some form of ridicule/satire/mockery? Sure he's got a right to be annoyed about it, but dude, they're teenagers, and you're their principal, they're going to hate you and make fun of you, that's probably in the job description.
  61. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by aarggh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It always suprises me that a large percentage of people will generally state that the victimised "adult" should "turn the other cheek" and forget it as it's just a bunch of kids. I look at some of the kids in my childrens school and eevn though it's a pretty good, a lot of them are truly vicious and amazingly horrid to other kids for no reason, and usually they are like this for no reason other than they are spoilt little sh*ts who'd run home and cry to their mum if they copped the treament they dished out. Fine and good to say it's just kids being kids, but we aren't talking about putting worms in the microwave, or other similar less soul destroying pranks are we? Until you have been in a situation like this, or even had one of your own kids in this situation like I have, you can't even begin to imagine the complete and utter despair, hopelessness, and complete sense of futility and frustration these victims feel at the hands of these gutless bullies. It actually makes you begin to understand why you read so often about kids that have been pushed to the end of their tether and then go in to school with a gun. The power these cowards attempt to wield at the painful expense of others should not be ignored, Minority groups want to give the kids more rights, we're told kids are equal to and should be treated like adults, discipline and punishment are illegal. WAKE UP! We are talking for the most part about irresponsible, immature, children! We are breeding a generation of hopeless, aimless CHILDREN who are constantly told they have all the rights of adults, but without any of the accompanying responsibility so they learn a healthy respect for others, and life in general. Whether or not the Principal was a prick or not doesn't matter, he and his family have been cruelly and visiously attacked by anonymous and gutless cowards, I say sue the pants off them! Even if he doesn't get any settlement, maybe these brats might learn the idea that actions may have actually have consequences! Theres an idea! And to all the people saying "so what", if it was your little darling that the principal published such guttertrash lies about in an international forum, would you still be saying, "it's only words, don't worry about it and it will go away"? "WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME", what a load of crap! Tell that to a victim of these kids that should be sent to military school for these horrible actions.

  62. Bloody dictators by e-scetic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The issue isn't that students in general need to learn respect, or libel, or slander, or even free speech.

    Rather, the issue here is that too many teachers and principals are little tinpot dictators who view their schools as their fiefdom and students as little serfs answerable to them. It's part of why they become teachers and principals in the first place, a great chunk of them HATE kids but see it as a way to get a piece of their own little world, isolated from the adult world and with a more vulnerable, ignorant populace more fearsome of authority and thus more easily controlled. Oh, plus the summer off.

    If there wasn't a way to force respect based on authoritarianism they wouldn't be interested, they're sado-masochists in disguise, mix them in with children and that makes them predators

    Year after year there's always something or other frivolous thing they're trying to control. This year, in my neighbourhood, it was them trying to ban Axe body deodorant. I remember when I was a kid they tried to ban Doc Martens. Somewhere in between it was friggin' multi-colored shoe laces. Now it's MySpace. It never ends.

    There's always that one teacher or principal who has petty tantrums and throws things around, forcing everyone else to either follow suit or take a stand on an issue when they would rather not. These become role models for the kids and we wind up with assholes like Bush growing up and doing the same thing to whole countries.

  63. Re:Speaking of technically challenged computer sta by rk87 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, sounds familiar. ;)

    One that happened to me was one of the IT staff at my high school was not really fond of me (because I was smarter than him, hehe). In 9th grade, we did have a linux box at school and on my student share I had TeraTerm (basically Putty except not as good) and some FTP Client, so I could interact with it from one of the Windows machines. Come 10th grade, we're in the computer lab during English (some kind of research assignment), I finish, and I have my student share folder window open in the background. The guy calls me and the teacher into the back room, then asks me for my share password. I tell him, and he looks at it, and tells my teacher that I had programs designed to bypass the school's security system. Wtf? :)

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  64. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Strilanc · · Score: 5, Funny

    The proper thing to do here is:
    - Ask myspace to take the page down
    - Secretly install keyloggers in the school computers, get the culprit's myspace account, and put furry porn on it

  65. L'École, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... c'est moi.

  66. Yeah by Lester+King · · Score: 1

    Well, at least he's being an adult about it.

  67. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by kalirion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree that the principle shouldn't have been expected to turn the other cheek, but he shouldn't have wasted so many school resources on a personal quest for vengeance either. If this guy was the President of the United States he'd probably have decalred martial law and then used the Secret Service and the National Guard to conduct a manhunt for the guy who made fun of him.

  68. Classic... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    It's a classic case of "in order to save the village we had to burn it"...

  69. Because they can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's completely different now in mosts schools. The IT department's are usually allocated a whole budget, and feel their primary objective is keep kids form getting to "Games" "MySpace" or any site that could jeopardize their funding if it got leaked a student was on it. An example here is that my school IT personnel is so paranoid, we're not permitted to go to "games.slashdot.org" because it's a games subdomain. I know for a fact that our IT department uses bot the iPrisim and the Barracuda Firewalls to prevent security breaches and students from accessing sites they disapprove of, but many of out staff and students think they take it too far most of the time. They also have a network-wide NetOp system setup for all computers, and a local one for every lab, so we have teachers who agree with the system on a huge power-trip during classes.

    Also, some crack-head in the admin building decided they were in charge of theater budgets too, anybody know where that idea sprang from?

  70. Re:wtf Ars Techna - a "prank" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm willing to bet that there's plenty of "libel" about this guy on the bathroom wall.

  71. You guys are wimps. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Funny

    50 years ago, when my father was in military college, they once went to the nearby airfield and brought in (by hand!!!) a DC-3 plane and set it in the middle of the main garden. The stunt includes flattenning a chain-link fence between the airfield and the garden. Also, a staff seargent who was overly fond of his Morris Mini Cooper often found it perched on top of the decorative fountain...

  72. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Slander is spoken and libel is written.

  73. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    I can say "George Bush told me that he has sex with goats" and this is not defamatory because it is ridiculous.
    Of course it is, goats have far more class than to associate with such a moron.
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  74. Re:Speaking of technically challenged computer sta by Drew+McKinney · · Score: 1

    Funny you should mention this... did you know many districts keep their admins dumb?

    Back in the day we had an evil systems admin (you could call her a BOFH except she had no skills). Essentially, she was a school bus driver who knew something about Novell and so they put her in an admin role (seriously, she used to be a bus driver).

    In any case, this woman forgot to set the default passwords on Novell (which were, at the time, admin:admin, admin: , user:user, etc., etc.) with essentially 'root' access. Didn't take me long before I started to leave text files on her user desktop with messages like "you need to change the admin password" and the like.

    Long story short, loose lips sink ships and I bragged to my nerdish friends about it. I wasn't doing anything harmful, but they ratted me out anyway (jealous!!!) In the end the principal agreed i did nothing wrong, sort of laughed about the fact that the admin couldn't do her job, and let me off the hook.

    [fast forward to the year 2006]

    And I'm working at a consulting firm in an IT capacity. I learn from my mom (someone in education) that the district computer guy is probably retiring from his 120k/yr job. Knowing that I'm a shoe-in, I throw my hat in the ring. I have all sorts of ideas about how to revolutionize the learning environment through technology and would be perfect for this job.

    "You'd never get hired" says my mom. Why? "They don't want someone who knows what they're doing. The last thing they want to do is highlight the problems with the infrastructure and the lag in technical skills of the students and have to spend millions to fix it."

    That's right, they keep them dumb. She says this isn't just a problem in her district, but is common in school districts across the US.

  75. Actually, the same thing happened in my school by Stormx2 · · Score: 1

    Still is. Some friends of mine set up a myspace for my head teacher. Guess what action he took? None. Its still up, but the novelty has completely faded away. No one cares any more. It was just a jab at him that he can take.

  76. How to solve these issues by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    everyone at the school go put up a fake page.

    Everyone on slashdot put a fake page of this guy somewhere.

    Pretty son everybody will relize what it is, a joke.

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  77. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    The US is a democracy with political freedom of speech. Thus, one can criticize any figure of authority. This is part of life, and school is supposed to teach life.

    When school teaches that criticizing/lampooning authorities is unkosher, that school is automatically unamerican and the principal should be shipped to Guantanamo without so much as a dildo to idle the time.

  78. No offense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this day and age, a myspace page like that theoretically COULD have serious negative impacts on the principal. The pages supposedly included (both overtly and implied) statements that the principal had sex with students, among other things. I really can't understand the "it was just a joke!" reaction among so many people here. He may not have handled it well, and I suspect that is because of an unfamiliarity with the specifics of such technology, but he most certainly had a right to be seriously upset and disturbed.

  79. Damn, this is a biased crowd. by plurgid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously.

    Think for a minute what it's like to be a MALE teacher, in an overwhelmingly FEMALE dominated arena. I had two male teachers growing up. One of them was involved in a real sex scandal. The other was an incredibly gifted math and computer science teacher with mediocre social skills. He was a geek, and into computers, and shy ... so it was just socially assumed he was some kind of pedophile or something. He quit after one year (I'm guessing because of the rumors and such). Thanks to that, I never got to take a real programming course in high school (he was the only teacher with the backgrouind for it ... it was a small town school in the 80's).

    So. You've been in this game long enough to make it up to administrator, and principal. All it takes is a *HINT* of impropriety to get your ass fired by the school board.

    So some smartass teenagers make a myspace page about you ... not the flattering kind. You don't know anything about computers. Your IT guy (apparently) dosen't know anything about computers.

    What would YOU do? You have a family to support, this is your livelihood.

    Not saying everything the guy did was right, but try that shoe on the other foot for a minute. I think I understand where he was coming from.

  80. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "To quote the great Dennis Miller, "Life is tough, get a helmet." "

    The same could apply to the kids now facing the legal consequences of their actions, no?

    /P

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  81. Mods, you clicked the wrong option by LocalH · · Score: 1

    You were supposed to go for "Funny". Better luck next time.

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  82. Old school pranks are more fun. by Alligator427 · · Score: 1

    My father once led a cow up several flights of steps into the principals office, at the top floor of his college's administrative building. This turned out to be a real prank, because although you can lead a cow upstairs, getting a cow to walk *down* a flight of stairs is another matter entirely. I believe the cow was up there for a week before they figured out how to get it down.

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  83. all he really had to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is report the page to myspace and they would have removed it...

  84. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by ab0mb88 · · Score: 1

    This was the adult option. If he didn't throw feces this isn't even the worst principal story of the month. http://www.thestar.com/News/article/198600

  85. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Ihlosi · · Score: 1, Insightful
    If a reasonable person would not believe a statement,



    The problem is, back when this rule was put into place, the percentage of reasonable people among the general population was far higher than it is today.

  86. They're Lucky I'm Not Their Principal by littlewink · · Score: 0, Troll

    I would have called the entire school body into session and told them of the site. I would then announce the following:

    The guilty parties would have 3 days to come forward and acknowledge both in public and in writing what they did. They would then subsequently be required to remove the site(s) under supervision.

    If the guilty did as specified then I would give each a week's suspension and require that they pass the remainder of the term without sports or other extracurricular activities.

    If they did not do as I specified, then I would call in the police and prosecute and expel the guilty parties, not necessarily in that order.

    I would NOT announce the following, but for those who did NOT confess:

    I would personally do my best to ensure that they repeat the year in school. Thus they would fall behind their classmates and their mental development would undoubtedly be permanently stunted (guaranteeing that they later become criminals, to be locked up by the state for their future malfeasances).

    IOW unless they confessed they would likely be AFU'd for the rest of their life, whether the ACLU or any number of lawyers was involved or not. Which only seems fair to me. Life is too short for this kind of crap and these "children" are far too late in learning that lesson. It's time to permanently stamp an "A" ("AssHat") on their foreheads, if only to warn others.

    BTW logging is far more useful than filtering, especially when presented in court coordinated with videos of the computer room.

  87. At least his students know how to use the internet by noahclem · · Score: 1

    In this day and age, the principal should have worn this prank as a badge of honor. He could tell other principals: "Your students are soooo stupid that they still do the old car on the dumpster/fountain trick. My students can at least create a half-way funny parody. Do your students even know what a parody is? Can they spell it?"

    Now that would be some good principal trash-talk.

  88. How to setup Dans Guardian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  89. School is prison..... by vorlich · · Score: 1

    No. This is what teachers do. I know - mea culpa. Summarised from http://www.cantrip.org/gatto.html Where you can find the complete text. by John Taylor Gatto, New York State Teacher of the Year, 1991

    The first lesson I teach is: "Stay in the class where you belong." I don't know who decides that my kids belong there but that's not my business. The children are numbered so that if any get away they can be returned to the right class. Over the years the variety of ways children are numbered has increased dramatically, until it is hard to see the human being under the burden of the numbers each carries. Numbering children is a big and very profitable business, though what the business is designed to accomplish is elusive.

    The second lesson I teach kids is to turn on and off like a light switch. I demand that they become totally involved in my lessons, jumping up and down in their seats with anticipation, competing vigorously with each other for my favor. But when the bell rings I insist that they drop the work at once and proceed quickly to the next work station. Nothing important is ever finished in my class, nor in any other class I know of.

    The third lesson I teach you is to surrender your will to a predestined chain of command. Rights may be granted or withheld, by authority, without appeal. As a schoolteacher I intervene in many personal decisions, issuing a Pass for those I deem legitimate, or initiating a disciplinary confrontation for behavior that threatens my control. My judgments come thick and fast, because individuality is trying constantly to assert itself in my classroom. Individuality is a curse to all systems of classification, a contradiction of class theory.

    The fourth lesson I teach is that only I determine what curriculum you will study. (Rather, I enforce decisions transmitted by the people who pay me). This power lets me separate good kids from bad kids instantly. Good kids do the tasks I appoint with a minimum of conflict and a decent show of enthusiasm. Of the millions of things of value to learn, I decide what few we have time for. The choices are mine. Curiosity has no important place in my work, only conformity.

    In lesson five I teach that your self-respect should depend on an observer's measure of your worth. My kids are constantly evaluated and judged. A monthly report, impressive in its precision, is sent into students' homes to spread approval or to mark exactly -- down to a single percentage point -- how dissatisfied with their children parents should be. Although some people might be surprised how little time or reflection goes into making up these records, the cumulative weight of the objective- seeming documents establishes a profile of defect which compels a child to arrive at a certain decisions about himself and his future based on the casual judgment of strangers.

    In lesson six I teach children that they are being watched. I keep each student under constant surveillance and so do my colleagues. There are no private spaces for children; there is no private time. Class change lasts 300 seconds to keep promiscuous fraternization at low levels. Students are encouraged to tattle on each other, even to tattle on their parents. Of course I encourage parents to file their own child's waywardness, too.

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  90. US not civilized? Care to ask Theo Van Gogh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about Ayaan Hirsi Ali?

    Although I guess the treatment they got was a form of "civilization" - circa 10th century or so.

    And it's a helluva lot worse than anything this principal did.

  91. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And let me (a geezer who is most likely older than the principal in question) defend the students.

    These teenagers, as well as most teenagers in general, do not understand and will not consider implications of their actions before doing something stupid.

    That's the nature of teenagers. Always has been. See Teenagers fail to see the consequences .

    Purposefully publishing lies in printed form with the willful intent to harm someone's reputation is called slander, and is punishable by law. These kids clearly did exactly that.

    If somethiong is so over the top that it is absolutely unbelievable, it's not slander. For instance, if I accuse you of eating human babies, it isn't likely to be slander (or at least I hope not, is there a lawyer in the house?) TFA lists all sorts of sordid things he's supposed to be doing, from molesting children to drugs. Clearly, nobody with an IQ greater than 65 would ever believe this crap.

    The principal's daughter was emotionally distraught when she discovered the pages, as well as the principal.

    Well, I've been emotionally distraught. Should I sue? That's just childish; even more childish than what the teenagers did. As an earlier poster mentioned, the principal is supposed to be the adult here, and clearly wasn't acting like one.

    It's just a prank, and I, too, see where his anger comes from, but adults are supposed to be able to control their anger. I've finally learned personally that anger is almost always counterproductive.

    This has, however, hurt his reputatiion; I wouldn't hire him. Not because of the stupid MySpace page, but because of his reaction to it. Most employers want employees with a little maturity, and this dumbass showed none whatsoever.

    Were the kids wrong? Sure, but they're kids. The principal has no such excuse.

  92. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might be interesting to note that there are more than 10,000 proxies on the Dansguardian blacklist at the moment!

  93. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Internet+Ronin · · Score: 1

    As it's been noted before, it's not slander, it's libel.

    And a MySpace User does NOT meet the standards required to violate libel laws. And once it's NOT illegal, look at it like this:

    He threw a temper-tantrum about it and he's 'The Man' when it comes to shaping the minds and policies governing the youth and education for that institution. That's like doing something absurd like hiring people who like to have sex with little boys as priests.

    We had stuff like this that happened at my school, I was usually the principled dissenter, i.e. I knew who did it, what, and why, but I just kept my mouth shut as long as nothing was getting hurt except feelings. It drives those Principals nuts not because it's libel, or even untrue, it drives them nuts because they are often narcissistic power-craving individuals, and it's the perceived undermining of their authority that sends them off the deep end. I am not going to instantly lump this principal in this group, but the principals I've known mostly fall into this category. I knew a few who felt that individual managing and cooperating with students, as well as treating them with a modicum of respect was the best way to 'govern' an educational institution. Most of them though seemed to prefer the 'Bad Cop' role.

    Anyways, whatever it was, he apparently didn't like getting made fun of. Instead of approaching the problem in terms of rehabbing his image with his students he decided that what they REALLY weren't getting enough of was discipline, rules, and regulations... Great... I know THAT'S what kept me going in school. Here's an idea ass-nubbins [the principal], if it's striking a chord, maybe you ought to examine your life choices because guess what, you're at a fucking school, and maybe you missed it, but there are always assholes at school that make fun of people. You either beat the shit out of them (if you can, though you usually got in trouble), got better at making fun of them back (usually just leads to the aforementioned fight), or ignore them and cultivate your life and yourself to the best of your abilities and hope that your success is enough to rub it in their faces. There are still assholes in schools today. Apparently now they make fun of the principal. He decided to beat the shit out of them, allegorically speaking. The only problem is that it's going to prompt more ridicule.

    It's becoming a situation he can't control. And I think it's funny as hell. I can't tell you how happy I am that it got Slashdotted. I know that's mean, but an entrenched authority like secondary education and its laughable figurehead (the Principal) deserves a good railing against, and often. I can't think of a system so polluted in different ways from top to bottom that can so immediately ruin or salvage our fortunes, and can't help but think that the whole thing needs a big fucking enema. Don't stop till you hit the back of their teeth.

  94. Stupidity on all sides, but do school officials... by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    ...become sophomoric from too much contact with sophomores?

    Goodness, couldn't some adult have stopped all this--by calming down the principal--before it went overboard?

  95. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Maestro4k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These teenagers, as well as most teenagers in general, do not understand and will not consider implications of their actions before doing something stupid. They especially don't understand that when you post something on the internet, it is a form of publication; the world is able to read what you wrote. Purposefully publishing lies in printed form with the willful intent to harm someone's reputation is called slander, and is punishable by law. These kids clearly did exactly that.

    While I think you're over-generalizing a tad (I've met teens that were much smarter than college students so not all teens are idiots), I would dare say it's the principal's job to assist in the education of the teens in his school, including the one who put up the fake MySpace profile. Exactly what type of lesson has he taught them from all of this? That adults act like a bunch of kids fighting on the playground when insulted? That even the principal, the highest authority in their school will act like a total idiot and neglect his job duties to go on a personal vendetta when he discovers his students are insulting him? Sure what the kid did was libel (not slander, slander's spoken), but the principal has completely failed in his duties and provided a perfectly horrible example to ALL of his students, not just the one who put up the fake profile. There's no defending that part, suing over the libel? Sure, not a problem. Diverting school resources to a personal vendetta? Now that's a major problem, and much worse than the libel the kid did because it affected the education of every damn kid in the school.

    One thing you failed to mention is that the kid created the libelous profile from home, not from one of the school's computers. The principal used pretty much all of the school's computing resources to go on a personal vendetta against the kids (the one who created the profile plus students posting comments on it). I'd say neither one was considering the implications of their actions ahead of time.

    The principal's daughter was emotionally distraught when she discovered the pages, as well as the principal.

    So sue, don't disrupt the entire damn school and fuck up the education of hundreds of kids just because you were "emotionally distraught". We pay teachers, and principals even more so, to deal with this type of stuff and to educate our kids. Also think about what's happened with this thanks to the principal's over reaction. How emotionally distraught do you think his daughter is about his looking like a total ass in front of the entire nation now? What's worse is he can't blame this on libel, people are going to look at his actions and come to their own conclusions, but many are going to think he's acting like a spoiled brat.

    The student's work was malicious in nature. An apology isn't going to make up for the harm that was done.

    You kinda contradict yourself here, how can "the student's work [be] malicious in nature" if he "do[es] not understand and [did] not consider [the] implications of their actions before doing something stupid"? You can't have it both ways, if they didn't understand then it wasn't malicious, if they did understand then it was. In the first case I think an apology would have worked just fine, IF the principal hadn't over reacted and escalated this into a much larger issue than it could have been. Now that he's managed to drag it into the national spotlight I suppose an apology won't cut it, but neither will winning a lawsuit against the student get his reputation back. He's earned a new reputation for himself, one not based on the profile's libelous claims at all, and this reputation isn't beneficial to him either.

    I will agree that the principal overreacted in regards to obliterating access to a computer in the school, but I can understand where his anger is coming from.

  96. I am not surprised of the school's incompitence by Pojodojo · · Score: 1

    Graduating 3 years ago, I can tell you that the school staff are far less competent in computer matters than most of the student. This includes the IT supervisor of the campus. Some friends and I came across various flaws in the computer security all the time, including the ability to create a new user with admin rights. And when we would report the issue to the IT dude, that's what we called him, we would get scolded for doing so. Now I understand they wouldn't want us to try and break the security, but it it's that easy, they should be glad we didn't inform more mischievous students about it.
    As far as the blocking software goes... that is a joke. Within a day it is possible to get to any site you want. The easiest way was by making a .tk domain linking to the site. But there were many other ways which were just as easy.
    And to truly point out the flaws in their system, in my senior electronics class, the entire class would play Quake LANs, including the teacher. It was very simple when you just ran the game off a CD.

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  97. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whether or not the Principal was a prick or not doesn't matter, he and his family have been cruelly and visiously attacked by anonymous and gutless cowards, I say sue the pants off them!
    I think you are mixing up this incident with bullying, which it is not. It's a fake myspace profile about a principal. It's like passing an insulting note about the teacher around class. Yes it's naughty, yes the offender should be disciplined in some appropriate manner. But when it reaches the point of diverting thousands of dollars in limited educational resources, it starts to smell of personal vendetta. And yes, I do expect more childish behavior from children than pricipals, so don't say it should be the same as if it happened the other way around. I have a defiant child and I know it's frustrating to be defied. But going to the ends of the earth to seek revenge for a minor act just gives the child more power and control. It doesn't sound to me like this principal is on the right path to inspiring excellence in his students.
  98. Hitler and Naziism! by walter.dufresne · · Score: 0, Troll

    Invoked 'em both first!

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  99. Nothing like a good old fashioned gang-up by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Why are we ganging up on this principal guy? Sure he sounds like a jerk, but there are plenty of other jerks out there, many in higher positions of authority. I'm not sure that it warrants hate-vibes from everyone who read this submission. I know, I know, he's circumventing the constitution and the courts (I am also familiar with the terms "precedent" and "slippery slope"), but I think it's time we let the courts handle it rather than turning it into a public and embarrassing media event.

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  100. Breakfast club by porkThreeWays · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think he needs to talk to the janitor from the breakfast club to give him some insight on life.

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  101. Dumb kids. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If those kids had half a brain they wouldn't have made a website with their principal on it, without his consent. Obviously now they are officially more stupid for doing do.

  102. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by DavidShor · · Score: 1

    Not really.

  103. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, string 'em up. There's nothing wrong with having gotten the page removed and tracking down the culprits. That's no excuse for punishing other innocent students at the school by removing classes and important internet access.

  104. Fire him. by Shaltenn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Now the basic educational mission of the school was being compromised in order to keep students from visiting these profiles during school hours"

    If my kids were at this school I was rally to have the principle fired on the grounds that he is putting my children's future at risk. This is no different than the story a few days ago - people were told that the myspace profiles decrying a principal were free speech - that applies here too. Period.

    Fire him.

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    1. Re:Fire him. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was the principal at this school I would rally to have these kids dismissed or dropped a couple of grades on the grounds that they are putting my career at risk. This is no different than real life - actions have consequences - that applies here too. Period.

  105. There's a difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This mySpace "prank" just isn't funny. In case anyone fails to remember recent events where cyber-bullying and similar "pranks" went unchecked and a kid committed suicide (See http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/03/21/earlysho w/living/caught/main681867.shtml). I guess that was funny now wasn't it.

    If that is the sort of effect this sort of idiocy has on kids, then consider the professional effect it has on adults, and I speak from experience. I was "not rehired" a while back after rumours were spread on the internet. A real barrel of laughs.

    And don't play the "but that was an isolated case" falsehood. This type of malicious act is here now, and widespread. Saying this principal should "be an adult" or "take the higher moral ground" isn't going to cut it. Do you think if he'd done nothing that these kids would have stopped? Have you ever been or seen an anti-social or pissed off teen? If you have then you will know that it would not have stopped until they had their "satisfaction."

    Oh, and for "it was fun to move the teacher's car" people, did they intend to pay for the car if it was damaged/destroyed, or should the owner of the car be expected to laugh and shell out money for repairs/replacement? Would you have liked it to have happened to your car, especially if it got wrecked in the process of the prank?

  106. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can say "George Bush told me that he has sex with goats" and this is not defamatory because it is ridiculous.
    Of course it's ridiculous. Most goats have higher standards.
  107. The Best and The Brightest by hduff · · Score: 1

    The best and the brightest rarely become school principals. No one in the third grade looks around school and says to themselves "Yeah! I'm wanna work hard and be a school principal when I grow up!" With few exceptions, principals are people stuck in an education career who hate the classroom and want to earn a few meager more bucks. The students were wrong to do what they did and they need to learn from the experience; that's what growing up is about. The principal should already know better, however, and has demonstrated his unfitness to administer a school. His next career should involve the implementation of "suggest sell" (aka "Would you like fries with that?") where he can develop a closer relationship with children and humility while building on his people skills. A lesson learned for everybody.

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  108. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by Cramer · · Score: 1

    As others have said thousands of times now, URL FILTERS ARE USELESS. Even a 5yo can get around them... proxies, rewriting rules, web caches, etc, etc, etc.

    The best, and most productive, thing to do is enact a "No Myspace" policy and punish students who violate it. Don't block access; monitor access. Speeding is illegal, but we don't have cars with speed limiting governors (we'd just remove them anyway); we have police to punish you for violating the limits.

  109. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Jesus, you're part of the problem.

    Welcome to the brave new world. Bullies have new tools and methods to use to screw with your precious little child. Either you armed your child with the correct tools to deal with the issue or you didn't. Sounds like you didn't. The environment is going to do things to you and your family that are outside your control, you are helpless. If your child doesn't have established coping mechanisms and the iron will self esteem needed to deal with the harsh environment that you are partially responsible for creating, then you failed.

    It's never going to go backwards. It's never going to be like the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, or 90's again. Peer pressure has taken a new form and uses new routes to reach your children. Crying "OH MY GOD!, You people don't understand what this is doing!" is beyond unproductive - it's fucking moronic.

    Evaluate and counteract, estimate and prepare - get a copy of the Art of War for Christ's sake. Arm your children with the self esteem they need to maneuver through the meat grinder that is school.

  110. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Thuktun · · Score: 4, Informative
    Close.

    "In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards."
    - Mark Twain, Following the Equator; Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar
  111. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by DeadChobi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Which is great until a future employer searches for his Myspace profile and comes up with a number of ones detailing his drug habits and penchant for women's clothing.

    It's one thing to prank someone for something that can be removed, but it's quite another to ruin someone's employability. Would you think it's funny if you went job hunting only to find out that someone you knew was calling all your prospective employers behind your back and telling them all about your drinking binges in college and how much pot you used to smoke?

    What if they had done it to another student? Would you feel the same way? What if the students posted a fake Myspace profile for your child mentioning that he is homosexual and wants to become transgendered, enjoys copious amounts of Heroin and Steroids and frequently has sex with strangers. Is that such a minor act?

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  112. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

    Speeding is illegal, but we don't have cars with speed limiting governors (we'd just remove them anyway); we have police to punish you for violating the limits.

    Actually we do. Not everyone removes them because not everyone knows how. They're usually set pretty high, but the point is that cars do have speed limiting governors.

  113. That was Denis Leary... by jabber · · Score: 1

    ... you insensitive clod!

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  114. They School System is for the Birds. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The school system, with the exception of a few special teachers, is an exercise in mind-programming. --Specifically, making sure that people grow up with a powerful, nearly hard-wired respect for authority and control systems. Training kids to be good little workers.

    I barely survived high school exactly because of crazy authority figures. I was never rude, I was never mean-spirited. I simply came to the realization that school was 95% boring, brain-washing busy-work and stopped attending all but one class which I needed in order to graduate and get my 'piece of paper'. I'd already been accepted into the college of my choice, so the whole graduating process was purely a formality. I figured, "Why waste my time going to a bunch of classes I sleep through anyway?"

    Many of the teachers didn't even notice. A few of the cool ones said, "Yeah. That makes sense. Good luck!"

    A remaining clutch of staff members, however, perceived my actions as a personal attack of the worst sort and made it a top priority to prevent me from graduating. It had nothing to do with rules and everything to do with what they thought of as disrespectful behavior on my part. They thought I was cheating the system, which I suppose I was. (But then, I figured that the system was cheating everybody, so I wasn't about to feel guilty about not jumping through a bunch of silly hoops.)

    I remember teachers saying, "But you'll get failing marks!" And I remember saying, "And. . ? Do you really believe I'm going to let a piece of paper stop me from traveling the world and doing all the things I want to do in life? If an employer is unable to see me for who I am without consulting my high school grades, then why on earth would I want to work for such a person? Whatever job they are offering is probably going to be more of the same stuff they pace kids with in high school anyway. No thanks."

    "But you'll only ever be able to work as a cashier. As a burger flipper!"

    "No. That's only true if you believe it, which I don't. --I spent last Summer working at a cool company which I found simply by walking in off the street to visit. I expressed keen interest in learning about what they did, and they let me hang around and help out. By the end of the Summer, they'd offered me a high-paying full-time position with lots of growth potential. I turned it down so I could come back here and finish my high school off and get my piece of paper. How foolish was that?" (I'd been conned into believing that the school system and its graduating certificates actually meant something. That programming took some time to undo, by which point I was already in the last third of the last year and pulling my hair out.)

    Anyway, they were really upset that somebody would dare point out the flaws in the edifice of the 'unquestionable authority' which the school system was supposed to represent, and which they felt children must yield to, kneel before, fear and be willing to jump through hoops for. Instead, I just looked at it and yawned. This made some of the adults in charge fume with rage and indignation. I still don't fully understand why.

    My parents were called, legalities were threatened, they tried to make me sign agreements through physical intimidation. It was all very strange. --I remember around the same time, one fellow in a suit who I'd never seen before, actually chased me down the hall, grabbed me by the arm and blustered in my face, "When you are a professional, you will understand that you cannot criticize another professional!" (Or something to that effect.) --I'd made the mistake of reading and laughing at a posted flyer for a course he was apparently in charge of and which I thought was ridiculous. I laughingly explained why I thought so to a friend, and bluster-man happened to be standing right behind me.

    Maybe, deep down, such people know that they have ridiculous, frustratingly broken job descriptions and rather than just deal with it honestly or change things, they instead try to

    1. Re:They School System is for the Birds. by nuromutt · · Score: 1

      ur post iz phat loot. who need uneeversaal edimication? i lern 2 reed + spel on web. skools r dum. Come on dude. The years you spent in school before you decided you were better then everyone else didn't contribute any part to who you are now? Or did someone hit your dad in the head with an axe? I've known good teachers and bad teachers. Even the bad ones most of them are in the profession because they initially wanted to help people. Many of them have a passion, even if they end up misguided in themselves or thwarted by a broken system. This guy probably was minding his own business, trying to do the best he could, dealing with the same smart-a** crapheads everyday and parents who don't pay any attention to their kids and make every excuse for failure except them or their kids fault. I'm not a teacher but I know how hard a job they have. They have limited resources, most paying for classroom extras out of their own meager pockets, and have to try and adapt material to make it interesting all the way from the slowest to the brightest. The slowest usually don't care because they're trained not to and the brightest think they are better than everyone else and already know it all. What's amazing is after all the sh*t they constantly have to deal with there are still people willing to put their time and effort into trying to improving the lives of others.

  115. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by asninn · · Score: 1

    I think you are mixing up this incident with bullying, which it is not. It's a fake myspace profile about a principal. It's like passing an insulting note about the teacher around class. Yes it's naughty, yes the offender should be disciplined in some appropriate manner.

    Just out of curiosity... why? Really, I thought about it for a moment after initially agreeing with you, but after I actually thought about it now, I genuinely can't see why anymore.

    FWIW, what I'm specifically talking about is putting up a fake website/myspace profile/... for your principal, not passing around notes in class, BTW. The latter clearly harms the learning environment in class, but the former, when it doesn't interfere with class, should be protected speech - otherwise, you could just as well argue that children should be punished for talking about how their principal sucks among each other after school.

    Children, like everyone else, have the right to an opinion. They don't have the right to disrupt class, but what they do in their own private time is not for the principal (or the school) to judge. I can see why the principal felt insulted, but hey - as long as it's not libellous or inciting assaults on him or other crimes or anything, I don't think he should have a right to use the powers granted to him to punish the children.

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  116. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by forand · · Score: 1

    I think the issue is that there are no legal consequences because it was perfectly legal to do. What people are in a tizzy about is that the principle spent all this time and money in an attempt to punish students who had done something within their rights that he didn't like.

  117. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    NOT A US CITIZEN but....
    surely this cannot be protected speech- it is slanderous (and quite obviously malicious in intent - does anyone here think there's any chance at all it was "good natured ribbing"?)
    We are talking about children who insult and attack authority figures because they "know" nothing can be done about it.
    I hope that these children get everything that's coming to them

  118. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this guy was the President of the United States he'd probably have decalred martial law and then used the Secret Service and the National Guard to conduct a manhunt for the guy who made fun of him.

    Beaten to the punch.

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  119. Re:wtf Ars Techna - a "prank" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be considered slander it has to be, at some level, believable.

  120. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. Please don't come with such ridiculous "the world is getting ever worse" crap. The percentage of reasonable people is always the same. The same therefore is valid for the percentage of people who are not reasonable. It is just that with the advent of the internet more people, both reasonable and unreasonable, are much easier heard: They are just a Google search away, while in former times you had to buy a newspaper or go to the library or similar.

  121. Part of life is having a sense of humour by rwwyatt · · Score: 1

    If somebody at work calls me a clown, I may dress up as a clown or set "Send in the Clowns" as my ringtone.

    Sometimes you can gain more friends by having a sense of humour about yourself.

  122. A staff of one by camg188 · · Score: 1

    As a result, the school's IT staff spent about 25 percent of his work time dealing with the issue
  123. Distractions by Pax00 · · Score: 1

    I remember when I was in high school in the early 1990's we had a policy here in Caddo Parish (yes we are so far behind in Louisiana that we have parishes, not countys) where you could not dye your hair any non natural color. A kid came to school with all green hair. he was promptly suspended until he came back to school with a natural hair color. now his parents said fine, and refused to bring him back to school until the school changed their policy.

    The school board was saying that it was a distraction for him to have his hair a different color. Students all over the area about 14 different High Schools started dying their hair or wearing green ribbons in support of this one boy. What I think was more of a distraction was raising a ruckus over a child expressing himself. if we do not allow a child to exorcise free speech, if we do not allow a child to practice the things he has learned in school then what is the point of even teaching the child in the first place?

    Obviously the school does not realize how insane and controlling this makes them appear. It does not make the students want to stop. overall it makes them want to lash out more. if the principal laughed of off and said "Good one, and by the way you misspelled moron here" he probably would have gotten respect from the students.

  124. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    Well, if a student loses computer access here, we sometimes allow certain access times, for classes that they must use a computer for.

    Or, if they lose computer access privileges, it's usually a teacher that requests it, and the other teachers can work around that.

  125. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by colinbrash · · Score: 2, Informative

    Creating a fake MySpace profile is impersonation. Talking about how the principal sucks is not. (Nor is passing around naughty notes in class.)

    This is a very big distinction.

  126. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by eosp · · Score: 1

    IAmNAL, but I remember the requirements for slander as:
    1) Must be false. The kids lose this battle.
    2) Must be believable by the average person.
    3) Must have an adverse effect on the guy's reputation. If they blew it all already, then slander is OK apparently. For a high school principal, this one is the key argument.

  127. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by ubergenius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What if they had done it to another student? Would you feel the same way? What if the students posted a fake Myspace profile for your child mentioning that he is homosexual and wants to become transgendered, enjoys copious amounts of Heroin and Steroids and frequently has sex with strangers. Is that such a minor act? For me, yes. As for the employer issue, any employer that uses MySpace profiles to determine the viability of a candidate has a serious issue to be dealt with.
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  128. Educational Mission? Try Social Conditioning! by morari · · Score: 1

    "Now the basic educational mission of the school was being compromised in order to keep students from visiting these profiles during school hours[...]"

    They of course, in actuality, mean that the basic social conditioning of the school was being compromised in a futile attempt to salvage the principle's dignity.

    Cleary if the kids are using MySpace (which is still a shame, but for much different reasons), they don't need what public school computer class is going to teach; this is how you use the Start Menu, this is how you open Internet Explorer--the only web browser in the world--and this is how you make PowerPoint presentations. Pff, right. Schools' focus on using PowerPoint should, in itself, dismiss the merits of technology focused classes.

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  129. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Penguinisto · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...an attempt to punish students who had done something within their rights that he didn't like.

    Blatant libel is a right?

    /P

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  130. Slander, Defamation of Character and Free Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution says:
    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances

    A common misconception is that the First Amendment gives U.S. Citizens the right to say whatever they want. However, the First Amendment does not protect slanderous and libelous statements made against another person. There have been many past court cases addressing just this issue. The case described in the article probably falls into this category. While you have a right to express your opinion as a U.S. citizen, you do not have the right to spread lies about someone for the sole purpose of defaming their character. Doing so infringes on your victim's civil rights.

    If all the student did was post an editorial on his own web site stating that he does not think the school principal is doing a good job, and provided factual information to support his opinion, I would agree that the principal overreacted and the lawsuits were frivolous. However, this is not what happened.

    If you do not think that what this student did is libel, I suggest you go to www.dictionary.com and look up the word "libel." Publishing a fake MySpace profile on the Internet and making it look like it belongs to another person should be considered libel. If you were to publish this false information about the school principal in a newspaper or other print format it certainly would be considered libel. Since millions of people around the world can potentially view the fake MySpace profile on the Internet, it is not like passing notes in class at all. It also does not matter that the student created the fake profile at home, in his own free time, since he posted the information on the Internet with the intent of defaming the principal's character. Since the student who created the MySpace profile tried to make it look like this was a profile created by the principal, I'd say what he did also borders on identity theft.

    It's easy to pass this sort of thing off as a childish prank, until it happens to you. Maybe the principal did not handle this in the best possible way, but he is still the victim here.

  131. Eric wasn't all too great of a guy by Milliardo · · Score: 1

    I graduated from Hickory HS back in '99. The only dealings I had with Eric Trosch was when he was the assistant mens tennis coach. To say the least he was a total jerk. No one on the team liked him nor could/would say anything positive about him. I could defiantly see why he could be the target of something like this. The original article in the home town paper is below for anyone interested.

    http://www.sharon-herald.com/archivesearch/local_s tory_094195802.html

  132. Law of Parsimony by br0d · · Score: 1

    They probably did it because he was a DICK. Maybe he needs to look inward.

  133. Does the High School teach Civics? by cait56 · · Score: 1

    And if so, does the course mention the concept of "public figure"?

    Surely the Principal qualifies as a public figure within the relevant community. That means he should expect sophmoric riddicule. As long as they aren't publishing anything that a reasonable person would think is an actual profile then as an educator he should have welcomed the students' exercise of their free speach rights.

    And if all of the other students flock to the page, well at least they're reading something.

  134. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

    The problem is, back when this rule was put into place, the percentage of reasonable people among the general population was far higher than it is today.


    I don't suppose you've read any Mark Twain or Jonathan Swift works?
  135. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by disasm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lighten Up! It's a prank, and it's not even a malicious prank, it's a stupid digital profile on a stupid site that only 13 yr olds go to... The principle does not have the "right" to hunt down the people that put up a fake profile, and especially not with tax payers money. If it bothers him, he's more than welcome to contact the site and request his profile be removed, and create his own profile with the information he wants in it. But good grief, you make it sound like the kids took baseball bats and broke his legs. It's not that serious... Everyone always says the current generation is horrid (oh lets remember the 50's and that EVIL rock and roll that was going to ruin society, and lets not get the 60's with all of the hippy's, and my very own, Generation X) and we have to do something about it, but the truth is our society continues to learn and improve, and these "horrid" kids don't all end up as druggies and bank robbers. So Don't worry, Relax, and if it's your thing, have a homebrew, but please don't encourage this idiot taking a personal attack from students a valid reason to waste taxpayer money and cut programs that could lead to these kids actually learning something. Sam

  136. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    As for the employer issue, any employer that uses MySpace profiles to determine the viability of a candidate has a serious issue to be dealt with.

    Why? Its becoming common for employers to google the names of prospective candidates to see what turns up. It can often turn up glaring omissions or discrepencies in the resume.

    It may also show an applicant to be irresponsible, even a liability. For example if you find their blog/myspace/whatever where they trash talk their former/current employer, boss, or even clients you probably don't need to even bother with an interview.

    If you find them soliciting sex, or rating the women they work with pictures, bragging about going to work drunk or stoned, or bragging about how they sued their former boss for harassment etc etc etc. These are hassles you just don't need.

    You're right anyone who uses a myspace profile to determine someone is a good hire has serious issues. However, using myspace et al to thin down that stack of resumes is both sound and efficient. How your employees conduct themselves in full view of the public is often a pretty good view of how they'll conduct themselves on the job. Fake myspace profiles and other such 'pranks', especially if they are done with enough care to make them look at least plausible to someone is easily enough to get someone reviewing resume's to pass over shortlisting them for an interview.

  137. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by hunterx11 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Slander and libel are not crimes, they are torts. The police don't care, won't contact MySpace, and will quite possibly be upset at having their time wasted listening to ridiculous demands. The principal would have to have the relevant MySpace information subpoenaed.

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  138. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by gregmark · · Score: 1

    The proper thing to do here is: - Ask myspace to take the page down - Secretly install keyloggers in the school computers, get the culprit's myspace account, and put furry porn on it Possibly the most reasonable, proportional suggestion I've seen so far. We're definitely losing our focus here. Cyber-bullying is not a new problem, it's an old problem in new XXclothesXX skin; translucent, slippery skin. But as worthy as that is of discussion, the salient point of TFA is that the principal doesn't have much in the way of skin himself. This dude is about as sly as an angry goat.
  139. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by ClassMyAss · · Score: 1

    Which is great until a future employer searches for his Myspace profile and comes up with a number of ones detailing his drug habits and penchant for women's clothing.
    Any employer too mentally challenged to know that a principal is a prime target for pranking is an idiot. And any employer that would not hire you because they found out you went on drinking binges in college or even have a penchant for women's clothing is an asshole, as long as these things aren't affecting your work. And yes, there is a huge difference between a kid pranking a principal and a kid ragging on another kid, and it should be reflected in the retaliatory behavior; a kid can beat the crap out of the other kid, whereas the principal needs to prove, punish, and STFU. If your feelings get hurt when kids make fun of you and you start off on a crusade to crush the medium that they used to criticize you, let me give you a hint - you're in the wrong line of work as an educator, especially a principal. Kids are mean little bastards, and if you can't handle a bit of venom coming your way once in a while without throwing a hissy fit then you really shouldn't be in the education business.

    What if the students posted a fake Myspace profile for your child mentioning that he is homosexual and wants to become transgendered, enjoys copious amounts of Heroin and Steroids and frequently has sex with strangers. Is that such a minor act?
    Your question is ultimately irrelevant - as if you could imagine the child of a Slashdot reader having frequent sex with anyone!
  140. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by amuro98 · · Score: 1

    And of course, just because it's on the Internet, it MUST be true, right?

  141. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Um, no. Students bullying a teacher is definitely not in the same category as students bullying a student or adults mobbing an adult. The balance of power alone takes care of that. These students have broken the rules. About the only thing they can get is detention. Anything above that - cutting computer classes in some perverted kind of collective punishment, or even litigating, is a ridiculous escalation.

    The reaction of this principal shows that he should never have become a teacher in the first place. If he cannot deal with immature hostility in a superior and appropriate manner, he should stay the hell out of anything below college, where he can at least expect to deal with students as adults.

  142. That's nothing by Zero_Independent · · Score: 1

    That's nothing. Back in 99 there where these two kids who got real pissed off with all the dickhead students and teachers at school so they brought M16s to school and started capping people. That was most awesome prank I've ever seen.

  143. Luxury by tomzyk · · Score: 1

    Y1:
            A VW Beetle and a one-story school?
    Y2:
            Aye.
    Y1:
            You were lucky. We we taught for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We only had a Bigwheel(tm), sans front-wheel, to admire... and good luck getting those back tires around anything... fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.

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    1. Re:Luxury by Arcane_Rhino · · Score: 1

      I would have given anything for a paper bag. A septic tank? I wouldn't have dared to dream.

    2. Re:Luxury by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      And if you tell anyone today, they won't believe you...

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  144. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    I don't entirely disagree with you, in that this is a serious problem. Where I do agree with you is where the problem is. I don't believe that this principal would have shut down classes and spent thousands of dollars trying to hunt down the perpetrator if it was one of his students that had this happen to them. If he is unwilling to spend those resources on the students, it indicates that he doesn't see this a problem, he sees it as a problem when it happens to him.

    It is a little like the father of the bully who I outraged when one of his kid's victims finds the bully alone at night in some ally, and uses a tool, and the bully gets sent home with a broken collar bone. The assault at night is not where the problem started.

    Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that the principal deserved it. The problem is that the US public school system is broken, and is unfixable in it's current form. The problems start with the parent, and go all the way up to the President of the United States (who referred to the smart kids as 'The Nerd Patrol'). Parents don't want to bother raising their kids. Schools have become a business, and students are treated the same way that the local phone company treats their "customers". And, the government sees a way to increase power of the unwashed masses.

  145. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    What kind of idiot puts their real name on a place like Myspace? Maybe I'm just too old (I'm getting really decrepit at 32), but I don't use or pay attention to Myspace at all, and even though I have my old personal website, I don't even have my full name there either, except in one small place (and only as a .jpg image so it can't be searched for). A google search for my full name (and my last name is very uncommon) will yield a lot of hits, but they're all things like postings to software development forums and the like.

    What kind of idiot would make a webpage or Myspace page or whatever, reveal all his darkest secrets, and then stick his real name on it for the world to see? If I had any dark secrets on the internet, I'd only use a pseudonym for dealing with those sites. I even use a pseudonym for Slashdot, in case any employers or whoever doesn't like my sometimes-extreme opinions.

  146. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by amuro98 · · Score: 1

    Yes!

    Well, maybe not so much the 2nd option... ;)

    However, why DIDN'T the principal (or at least the IT person!) contact MySpace and have them remove the profiles? Surely this wouldn't have been the first time something like this has happend. I don't think it would even require a court order as it's clear that the profiles are fake and it would be easy enough for the guy to prove his identity. Heck, MySpace might have even helped track down the culprits. Since at least one student created one of the profiles from home, would have been pretty efficient without having such an impact on the school.

    Seriously, I hope the rest of the parents whose children had classes cancelled because of this gang-bang sue both the principal and the stupid school board for allowing this to get so out of hand. Clearly the Principal abused his power in tracking down these students, to the detriment of the rest of the student body.

  147. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    It seems like it's a better idea to just remove them from school altogether, if you have the financial resources to do so. Homeschooling is a great option, and private schools are good as well. Growing up in the 80s, I went to both private and public schools, and the difference was night and day. While there's problem children in private schools too, they're a fraction of the problem they are in public schools. Kids who don't want to learn aren't usually allowed to stay in private schools, whereas public schools are required to keep even completely dysfunctional children, who then spend all their time tormenting the good kids.

  148. A little bit of perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm actually an alumni of Hickory High School, so I just wanted to give a little bit of perspective on who this principal is. In a very 24-esque plotline, Eric Trosch was made vice principal after the former vice principal was fired due to a total SNAFU over a bomb scare. A year later, he was made principal after the former principal took a position at another school district. So basically this guy was a middle school guidance counselor who was rapidly pushed into the principal position.

    Basically, this guy has the mentality to treat all of his students as five year olds, giving people about zero personal responsibility. He's a very conservative principal, if you couldn't already tell. There are numerous examples that I can give of this, but I'll just give you my personal favorite. I was a senior during 9/11, and this guy's brilliant idea was to turn off all tvs and computers and force all students and teachers to pretend like nothing was happening. There was even a memo passed out that no one was allowed to talk about anything that was happening. Then, this guy had the audacity to say something about how we'll never forget about 9/11 in his speech at graduation. So now, whenever anybody talks about where they were when they heard about 9/11, we all get to say "I was in school, told to sit still and pretend that nothing was happening."

    My point is that when you treat teenagers as five year olds, should you really be getting this up in arms when they act like five year olds on myspace?

  149. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Rakishi · · Score: 1

    He's a school principal, from my experience 75% of school administrators are morons and ego/control freaks. The ones that aren't in public schools quickly learn that they can get 4 times as much in a private school and when they get fed up enough they do just that.

    On the other hand the low intelligence of the bad ones means that anyone with even average intelligence and determination can run circles around them.

  150. Bong Hits for Jesus? by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

    This sounds an awful lot like the Bong Hits for Jesus prank, currently headed to the Supreme Court. I expect the principals to loose in both cases for one simple reason: these pranks are occuring beyond the jurisdiction of the school, so long as these pranksters are running things from a non-school PC.

    As much as I hate it, this *is* the MySpace generation (born circa '88). In fact, my neighbor's son recently did the same thing, posting info about his principal's criminal record via a fake MySpace account. As you would expect, the principal screamed and threatened, but it was all hot air. At best, he might have tried a defamation civil suit, but being that the criminal record was accurate, he had no way to prove any damages. It was already public info to anyone who knows how to Google.

    Psuedo-legality aside, my Psych 101 classes taught me that the best response to a MySpace prank is to ignore it. These kids *want* attention, *want* to stir up trouble. The more "the system" screams and yells, the more excited the pranksters become. And once the legal prescedent is set, that school administrations have no control over what kids do on MySpace, I expect the "fake principal page" will become a staple at high schools nationwide- if it isn't already.

    And, to be fair to the schools, this prescedent is in their best interests too. Once it has been established that they can't stop kids from "MySpacing", it also must be accepted that they cannot be held liable either. As a tax payer, I don't want to end up on the recieving end of a multi-million dollar lawsuit against our local high school, especially not because some kid went on MySpace and did something stupid; like met a stranger or shared personal info like an address or phone number.

    If you have teens at home, make sure to include the "MySpace talk" along with the "sex talk" and "drugs talk". All bullshit aside, it could save their life.

  151. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Many employers have serious issues. That's not relevant to his observation. I can only assume then, that if I somehow convinced your employer you were unfit and he fired you, that would be OK?

  152. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by fuzz6y · · Score: 1

    Nobody really feels sorry for those little pricks. The issue is that the principal decided that seeing the guilty pay for the damage to his pride was more important than actually teaching.

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  153. programming classes by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    Trosch kept at it, even [...] cancellation of computer programming classes
    great idea... that'll stop them, because you need so much coding skill to use myspace, huh?
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    The MAFIAA is a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes
  154. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    What possible difference does that make?

    Selecting and hiring an employee is based on a combination of educated guesses, judgement calls, and first impressions. And they are often selected from pools of hundreds of candidates.

    If you have 50 candidates after looking at resumes for content and professionalism (which could just be lies/embellishments and a few bucks to a professional resume writer) and you need to pare it down to 10 for interviews then you might look to the internet.

    40 of them will come back with zilch. Say 3 might have have industry relevant blogs, 2 of which really impress you. 5 more show up with puff sites, pictures of a family vacation, and personal whatnot. One more has a myspace profile, one where he trash talks his current job, employer, wife, friends, and clients while bragging how he stole a company laser printer and 'went office space on it'. The last has a page dedicated to him and his friends hockey team -- and his player profile indicates he recently "Finally completed his grade 12 equivalency - Congratualations Gary", which is fine, except his resume says he graduated high school years ago and then went on to a 2 year state college program.

    So... you end up with 2 on the short-list (the impressive bloggers), 2 in the reject pile (the jackass and the liar), and the task of choosing 8 more from the 46 left. Not bad for 5-10 minutes effort. Sure the resumes you rejected *might* have been a lie but that's life.

    You NEED to pare down the list -- and let's face it -- you'll be rejecting another 34 more people on even LESS evidence!

  155. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blatant libel is a right?
    Libel, by definition cannot be blatant. It's only libel if a reasonable person would believe what was written. If a statement is so absurd that nobody would believe its true, it's not libel, and thus falls into free speech. As someone else has said, I could claim George Bush fucks goats, but reasonable people wouldn't believe this, so it isn't classified as libel.
  156. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    you'll be rejecting another 34 more people on even LESS evidence!

    Er 38 more people. Damn rewrites.

  157. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Starteck81 · · Score: 0

    It does sound a bit like the High School version of 24.

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    "There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order." -Ed H
  158. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

    Er 38 more people. Damn rewrites. You WERE on my short list of new hires. Now I just have to figure out whether you catching that error and being honest about it means you automatically get hired, or whether this particular incidence of your math skills points to potential underlying deficiencies. We'll call you.
          Of course, you could have made the error on purpose, and were just playing the honesty system. Hm....
  159. Re:How come this sort of absurd stuff only seems t by ettlz · · Score: 1

    Have you ever seen... seen Airplane!?

  160. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dennis Leary actually, but I get the point...

  161. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    Yup I agree completely!

    Tons of them do it though.

    A pile of them do it directly. They WANT their friends to find their pages, and read about the crazy cool shit they pull. And they lack the sense to realize that ANYONE else can find them too.

    A pile do it accidently or indirectly too.

    For example one could do something silly like post with your real name on a non-work forum like one for a sports club/team you belong too, or when asking a question about HDTVs etc... and then idiotically link back to your myspace in your sig. Or ask about a video card in a tech forum using your real name, which links back to your WoW guild site, which links back to your myspace, or your professional forum posts include a link back to your family vacation page, which links back to your myspace page... (This sort of stupidity happens often.)

    It also happens a lot that other people will 'out' you. e.g. your buddy Carl's myspace page might have a copy of the roster of his hockey team, which you are on, with a link to each persons myspace account that has one. Or perhaps beneath the roster he'll just say 'You gotta check out the funny shit on Steve's myspace.../link/

    Yeah, a myspace profile proclaiming someone is a pervert using their full name right next to it might seem to be 'too obvious' to be real... or it could just indicate they are particularly dumb.

    After all people ARE idiots.

    I suppose if I were ever victimized by an internet prank like a fake profile, and the site was showing up in google, the best way to deal with it would be to simply acknowledge it and call it out as the bullshit it is on my legitmate sites. Hopefully anyone googling me would find my disclaimer before judging me based on that bullshit.

  162. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    LMAO - That was just sublime.

    Thanks, you made my day.

  163. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG!! Goats you say????!!!

  164. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by moochfish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a former principal, you'd think any potential future employers would understand that a myspace profile is:

    a) not real
    b) made by an angry student
    c) a common joke against those in the profession
    d) all of the above

    This is why slander is harder to prove if you're famous. If this guy decided to serve in the public eye, he should be willing to accept that the eye will sometimes draw people who don't like him. The point is, if I find a profile about a congressman on myspace, I don't believe what I read.

    This is not the same as a PRINCIPAL doing something to a student. One is a MINOR with no public image, while the other is a public servant (oh, and an adult) with a public image. One is already in the public eye (and paid to be there), one is not.

  165. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by MarcoG42 · · Score: 1

    I'd say that as long as any of those things don't directly affect me or people I care about they can do as they wish. Yes, I've read about employers scouring the web for information on their prospective employees, but do you think they would take a MySpace page like that seriously? Especially with high schoolers posting comments, like the one the young lady posted, on it? If the place I'm applying to can't discern fact from fiction when it comes to things like that, or if they decide to listen to what some random Joe has to say about me over the phone, then I'm not so sure I'd want to be working there. How about we (Americans) suck it up and learn to take control of what our children do, instead of letting the courts do it for us. It is truly sad that we can no longer work things out among ourselves and litigate and the drop of a hat.

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  166. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

    I think you fail to correctly understand where this is headed. Sites like myspace, youtube, facebook, any site that is a business (ie. every site) will eventually move to requiring confirmed ID of the person establishing the account and pages. As the personal attacks, copyright violations and other acts of total stupidity get worse and worse, the lawsuits against Google, News Corp, and the like will increase. In the end either the law making bodies of the countries where businesses like that are based will pass laws requiring confirmed IDs, or a judge will agree to an injunction or damages that shut down the business until they can fix their problems, which will lead to them "voluntarily" implementing the same thing.

    Thinking that people will be able to hide behind network anonymity indefinitely is just the wrong prediction of the future. Society will not stand for the kind of abuses that come from the bottom twenty percent getting away with sociopathic behavior when it can be curbed by normal social pressures if the anonymity is taken away.

    And you whole "prepare your child for reality" argument is just as applicable to the dickheads who insult, assault, aggravate, etc. when the "victims" finally get pissed off enough to stab the punks in the eye with a pencil. Having uncontrollable urges to tease and abuse others is as much a sign of an ill prepared human being as someone who over reacts to bullying. Saying the recipient of the taunting, etc. should have better coping mechanisms is a cop out for the pussies who can only support their self esteem by knocking down others.

  167. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by jdavidb · · Score: 1

    What if the students posted a fake Myspace profile for your child mentioning that he is homosexual and wants to become transgendered, enjoys copious amounts of Heroin and Steroids and frequently has sex with strangers. Is that such a minor act?

    Yes. I'd tell anyone who asks that the Myspace profile is a fake. They'd likely believe me, if they know enough about me and/or my family to care. I went through similar crap in school and part of the solution is to learn that the fact that people happen to be born the same year as you and live in your geographic region as you does not mean that you should care what they think about you, or be educated with them. Therefore, my children won't be put through the government school system.

  168. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by jdavidb · · Score: 1

    You NEED to pare down the list

    If you need to pare down the list, then you aren't hiring intelligently.

  169. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
    Fair enough on the "blatant" label (opinions differ, etc), but the circumstances were a bit different here than what you portray - the kids didn't say "my principal so-and-so is a pedo", they pretended to be said principal and proceeded to have "him" claim that he was paedophilic, an illicit drug user, someone who beats his wife, etc...

    Considering the career field, even the slightest whiff of impropriety (esp. when it comes to such subjects as paedophilia or drug use) will be enough to bomb you on a job interview, whether it's true or not. 'Absurdity' and the level thereof on the Internet also differs vastly between a geek and an ordinary person.

    IMHO he went overboard, yes... I would've simply suspended the kid and forced him (and his parents) to publicly apologize in front of a suitable audience - the entire school would do. OTOH, it is still well within his rights to sue over it, and let a jury decide whether it rises to the level of a legitimate and recompensable tort.

    PS: Why the AC post?

    /P

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  170. Re:Slander, Defamation of Character and Free Speec by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

    but he is still the victim here.

    To quote some punk rock insight:

    "You're only a victim when you admit to be."

    Since the student who created the MySpace profile tried to make it look like this was a profile created by the principal, I'd say what he did also borders on identity theft.

    You're kidding right? Identity theft requires you hijack an ID to accomplish some goal under the auspice of that ID. Please tell me one thing these students accomplished while posing as their principal?

    All these kids have to say is that their stuff was parody. Happens all the time in other forms of media. Hell, people make good livings impersonating other famous people and doing things out of character. Is that identy theft?

    Parody doesn't have to me nice. It can be malicious as hell.

  171. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remind me to beat Carl's ass for linking me on his myspace.

  172. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
    Fair enough - but legally, it is still within his rights to do it, and said 'little pricks' are about to find that out the hard way. Otherwise, what's all the shouting about? The kids committed what may well have been libel, and they (as well as their parents) are about to find out what happens when you do that. Thin-skinned petty authority figures have existed in unfortunate large numbers ever since the dawn of Civilization. It's pretty much a constant in some quarters. You, me, and most other sane individuals have learned to be cautious around them, then happily ignore them when they are no longer relevant.

    One thing, though. As someone who has previously done the teaching thing professionally, I can say at least this: Sometimes you have to come down hard on miscreants if you hope to maintain any semblance of authority over those students who are within your purview. It sucks, but it's still there. Teachers and administrators have many means at their disposal - some more effective than others. In the face of increasing boundaries and limitations, some educators figure that maybe the legal route is one of the few means left. This does not supercede being fair and being courteous; just that it lets any other potential screwballs know up-front that if they try, the results will hurt. For this kid and his parents who are in the docket for libel, I'm willing to bet that the rest of the kids in his school (and more importantly, their parents) are paying very close attention, and won't be in any mood to duplicate the prank. Of course, there could be a backlash of sorts, but I doubt the parents (who are rather enamoured of maintaining sole ownership of their house, car, stock portfolios, etc) will be even close to eager to let their kid be the first to try it.

    /P

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  173. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell does any of what you said have to do with the now? No one predicted anonymity in the future. There was merely an accurate understanding of what the landscape looks like today.

    Also, people who need to point the finger at other people doing wrong in lieu of accepting their own responsibilities are even bigger jack asses than those who didn't accept those responsibilities in the first place.

  174. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by amuro98 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The last time I googled myself, it came back with a website of a homosexual real estate agent living down in Texas.

    Now, according to you, this would cause an employer to immediatly assume my resume is a lie.

    Yeah, that makes sense.

    Of course, if the employer is really that stupid, I'm better off not getting hired.

  175. I've read all the posts... by Pollux · · Score: 1

    ...and obviously, I'm not going for mod-points here, since the article's so far down in the thread, but let me say these few things:

    1) Sorry about the slander vs. libel mix-up, I always get those mixed around.

    2) I do not disagree that the principal overreacted. He went way off the deep end, and I'm aware that he looks like a bigger fool now than when he just had the false myspace pages.

    3) What I'm absolutely floored at is that no one is really putting any blame here on the teenagers. Just because they're teens doesn't let them off the hook. As a teacher, I've been made fun of plenty of times (a few bulletin boards allegedly claim that I'm gay and the like...). It (unfortunately) goes with the territory. But just because it exists doesn't mean that it's ok, and just because students do it doesn't mean they have a right to. If we catch someone doing that, they'll get suspended. I would expect that a minimally-appropriate punishment would be a week's suspension plus a letter of apology from each student responsible for posting the page.

    4) IANAL, but the internet is still a gray area in terms of the legal sense of the word "publish." Plus, I have not seen these myspace pages, so I don't know how over-the-top they are. It may just have a bitmapped picture of a dick attached to his face, or someone may have posted a realistic-looking resume that claims that he was fired from his last two positions. The former wouldn't be grounds for libel, the later would. And with lawyers nowadays, we all know that it's the lawyers that bend the law to their will, so even a dickface might be called libel if spun the right way in court.

    I'm sticking up for the principal, because I know where the anger is coming from. It's not easy to be a teacher and to work hard to help students who keep mocking you. The principal may have gone on a power trip, and that's where he went wrong, but it's still wrong for students to do this. They were caught, and they need to learn that what they did was wrong. Don't just blame the principal (even if he was the bigger ass) and let the kids off the hook.

  176. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    If you need to pare down the list, then you aren't hiring intelligently.

    If *I'm* spared the hassle of looking through a lengthy list of applicants, it just means I'm paying someone else to do it for me. Either way *someone* is going to be filtering that list.

  177. Wow, he should be fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he's abusing his authority and not acting like an authority figure, he's acting like a child who got called a faggot and is now "making everyone pay"

    I had a school IT guy like this in HS. who tried EVERYTHING in his power to get me expelled from the system because he saw me as a threat to his job because I knew how to use linux and I knew more about computers than using internet explorer. He talked shit about me behind my back to teachers, and talked to certain students to get them to harass me. He put warez and porn on my student drive and tried to show it to the principal (I found it and deleted it before they came into the class I was in and tried to humiliate me in front of an entire class and make me look bad to the prinicipal.

    He stalked me through school, etc. If I realized how hard I could have sued this motherfucker, I would have. He was a grown man who was, at the time, stalking and harassing a minor. I could have also pulled the conspiracy card on him and got him into some deep shit. But I chose to ignore his ass and drive him batshit insane. when he found out I was graduating he came up and told me he hopes they rip of the diploma and kick me in the face.

    He also had the more advanced computer classes cancelled and to no longer be taught and people couldnt use the computer lab computers because they were "his" so they now just sit.

    He's lucky I didnt decide to be evil and do some horrible shit.

    This prinicipal reminds me of this guy. You know, letting kids get to him over little or no reason. in my case it was over no reason at all.

    but still, adults who work with children should not react this way, in fact a man like this who is obviously this insecure and unstable does not deserve the job of principal.

    if he were a reasonable adult, he would have contacted myspace and had them remove it for being inappropriate content.

    anyone here who thinks he has a right to waste millions in tax dollars because he got pranked shouldnt even bother saying anything.

  178. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by jhsiao · · Score: 1
    The interesting thing is that the media attention might besmirch the teens' own reputations just as badly as the principal's.

    In the end, their online notoriety may be more damaging and follow them longer than any punishment from the school system.

  179. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by daveo0331 · · Score: 1

    This isn't automatically stupid. I'm almost 30, and I use my real name on myspace. Old friends that I haven't seen in years have found me through myspace.

    Of course, when I put stuff up on my profile, I do so knowing anyone (present/potential future employers, family members, potential dates, ANYONE) can find it.

    If you wouldn't feel comfortable telling your mother about what you did last weekend, keep it off myspace. If you don't want the whole office to know what you did last weekend, keep it off myspace. If you don't want the police, IRS, etc. to know what you did last weekend, keep it off myspace. Or use a pseudonym, but this doesn't work if you share the pseudonym with anyone you know IRL (for reasons already mentioned).

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  180. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fake myspace profiles and other such 'pranks', especially if they are done with enough care to make them look at least plausible to someone is easily enough to get someone reviewing resume's to pass over shortlisting them for an interview.

    That only works if the applicant ever hears that the myspace profile was involved. No employer will ever tell you myspace was looked at. If they even bother to continue the interview, they'll just give you the old "your skillset doesn't match our needs" line of BS.

    Remember -- any HR person who can't, on request, find a legal way to disqualify any arbitrarily chosen candidte just doesn't understand their job.

  181. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    Now, according to you, this would cause an employer to immediatly assume my resume is a lie.

    Obviously, there was an implied assumption that there was corroborating evidence of an identity match. In the case of the Jackass - he was trash talking his job -- its quite likely he mentioned the company names and his boss -- which would line up with his work history and perhaps even one of his references.

    In the case of the liar the team name might well be on the resume when talking about his other interests.

    In a case like that what you proposed its obvious, the employer is going to think he's found someone with the same name as you...unless "his" contact cell number matches the one in your resume or something...

  182. Re:Slander, Defamation of Character and Free Speec by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

    "You're only a victim when you admit to be."

    That's a load of crap. Granted, there's a "victim" card that gets played at times.

    But if I run over you and paralyze you from the waist down, you're a victim of careless driving. If a genocidal political regime puts you into a detention camp, you're a victim of political oppression and genocide. If you get mugged, you're a victim of crime. Gratuitously avoiding the "victim" tag when it applies is pretty ridiculous. Most people don't like being victims, but it happens.

  183. Re:Slander, Defamation of Character and Free Speec by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

    I don't believe it is a load.

    There is very rarely a situation where I would get run over where more diligence on my part wouldn't have swayed the outcome of an accident.

    If a genocidal political regime puts me into a detention camp I chose to let them do it to me instead of killing me while I resist.

    If I get mugged, it's because I didn't properly prepare myself for violent crime - or wasn't willing to take the necessary precautions to prevent it.

    It is a matter of personal perspective.

    I've never been a victim. Quite often I think people who claim to be victims do so when choices they made in their life didn't live up to expectations or a small percentage chance event occurred in place of normal events.

  184. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    That only works if the applicant ever hears that the myspace profile was involved.

    What only works? I think you are confused about something.

    Remember -- any HR person who can't, on request, find a legal way to disqualify any arbitrarily chosen candidte just doesn't understand their job.

    You are quite right there.

    But in this case, the applicant doesn't ever even make it into the interview. He's already been rejected before he's short listed for an interveiw.

    The only defense against 'myspace' harassement/abuse/prank is too point out what it is on legitimate sites in the hope that whoever finds the myspace page *also* will find your disclaimers. And even that will only get you so far. An employer who sees the myspace page and the disclaimers might still reject you simply because you seem to be the sort who attracts this sort of 'drama'. I guess it beats being rejected for being suspected a perverted idiot... but either way you didn't get the job.

  185. DansGuardian's word filtering is simple to bypass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My school uses DansGuardian. I copied the "good phrases" (one's the have that negate the "bad phrases" on a page) and set up PHProxy, making the simple change to add the "good phrases" in a hidden div on the page. The keyword filter becomes useless. I was ready to scan the page and replace all the "bad phrases", but it turned out to be unnecessary.

  186. Re:Moron Kids by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

    I would have just created a fake profile of the kid...(whilst dodging his parents) Or, more likely, the local district attorney and a neighborhood watch vigilante gang seeking to destroy him as a peeping lurker.
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  187. Re:Slander, Defamation of Character and Free Speec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a genocidal political regime puts me into a detention camp I chose to let them do it to me instead of killing me while I resist.

    Even if you are killed while resisting, you are a victim of the genocidal political regime. After all, if that regime hadn't come into power, you'd still be alive. Oops! I forgot. No victims here. It's probably your fault for allowing the genocidal political regime to attain power in the first place. In fact, you could say that you were a victim of your own political apathy and stupidity for allowing the regime to take power.

    I've never been a victim. Quite often I think people who claim to be victims do so when choices they made in their life didn't live up to expectations or a small percentage chance event occurred in place of normal events.

    Maybe you haven't ever been a victim, or maybe you have been and are just in denial about the experience. It doesn't really matter to me. However, I've generally found that people who think it is a choice to be a victim have either lived sheltered lives where they are totally protected from malicious behavior or they are actually the people doing the victimizing. Bullies who feel the need to victimize others typically do so because they are unable to accept their own insecurities and are emotionally immature. By victimizing others, a bully doesn't have to accept his own failings because he can use the failings of others to give himself the appearance of superiority. No one likes a bully, so everyone will do their best to find the bully's insecurities and exploit them. In the great scheme of things, the bully will eventually become the victim of his own failings.

    Everyone will be a victim at some point in their lives. The only question is, will you be unfairly victimized by others and have society leap to your defense, or will you be a victim of your own arrogance who has not earned sympathy or kindness from others?

  188. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by garnetlion · · Score: 1

    I attended 5 different private schools in the first 15 years of my academic career, and one or two were pretty good (I don't remember preschool very clearly), but by and large, private schools don't kick out the worst kids. The worst kids are usually the ones whose parents are the wealthiest, and kicking them out means turning away its largest donors and subsequently going out of business and shutting its doors to all its students. My personal opinion is that we all would have been better off if it had, but that's not the point.

    They keep up the pretense of ruling with an iron fist by enforcing things like dress code, but they turn a blind eye to things like drug abuse, bullying and generally disruptive behavior. All the students and faculty are aware of it, but as long as the potential parents/funders don't see it, it's not a problem. And because a family has to be reasonably well off to send kids there, the kids have that much more money for drugs.

    I had no problem with the drug use; I had a problem with the school's arrogance and constant self-congratulation about how it was so exclusive while actually having little respect for any of the principles it purported to stand for. Which leads me to have little empathy for the principal. He chose to be a tool of the meat grinder (as the grandparent post so accurately described formalized education), he shouldn't be surprised when somebody who doesn't want to be ground up strikes out at him.

  189. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As for the employer issue, any employer that uses MySpace profiles to determine the viability of a candidate has a serious issue to be dealt with.

    Unfortunately, depending on the field you're going into -- education is one of them -- there may be as many as 300, 400, even a thousand applicants for one job. Anything, no matter how insignificant, that can be used to winnow you out, will be. And what ought to appear to be an obvious practical joke, only makes them ask "who did this guy piss off and how?" You might as well not even bother bringing it up in an interview, if you even get one -- they'll be thinking "Next!" before you've finished saying "Some kid..."
  190. Re:And any K-12 school IT staff worth their salt.. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    Yeah, 130-145 on the faster subarus, which should be plenty for anyone who isn't racing. I think it's mainly so you don't drive 150 on H rated tires and blow them up.

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  191. Not everyone is a John Smith or Jane Doe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It all depends on whether or not your name is common. I have an extremely uncommon name. When I Google for my name, I only get hits that are directly associated with me. I get about 200 or so hits, and yes, I have checked to make sure they are really about me. If anyone else in the world has the same name as I do, they do not have a presence on the web. I find it rather frightening that it is so easy to track me down using the Internet. Fortunately, those search engine hits associated with my name are related to community service projects and membership in professional societies. Unfortunately, if someone were to post something slanderous or libelous about me on the Internet, it would be incredibly easy to find because my name is so uncommon. It could potentially ruin my career, as I might have a hard time defending against the allegations or making the person who posted it remove it from the web site. Once someone slanders you in this manner, it is incredibly difficult to restore your reputation, and it still could have repercussions even after the material has been removed from the web site. If this were to happen to me, my only recourse would probably be to sue, just as the principal in the article did. My career hinges on my reputation and my field relies on the Internet to disseminate information, so you can bet that any potential employer is going to look me up on the Internet. And they are going to find me, because I have a very unusual name.

    I'm even posting this as an "Anonymous Coward" because my /. user name provides a big clue to my identity. Anyone with a bit of patience who reads through my posts and Googles for my nickname can probably figure out who I am. I thought it was a clever nickname at the time, but I've come to realize that it is incredibly difficult to remain anonymous on the web even when you use an alias.

  192. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by crabpeople · · Score: 1

    "Sites like myspace, youtube, facebook, any site that is a business (ie. every site) will eventually move to requiring confirmed ID of the person establishing the account and pages"
    Well the jokes on "every site"* then, as I will create an anonymous site and dominate the webosphere...

    *You do realize that this will never happen right?

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  193. We just vandalized. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    When the access was restricted, we were pissed. It's amazing what kind of damage can be done to a computer even if you cannot enter the case!

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    1. Re:We just vandalized. by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      Nope sorry, been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Your fucking up computers that your fellow students have to use. I'd like to see how that works out on the school yard for you. Failing some peer pressure enter Zoneminder. :)

  194. And so a new verb arises... by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 1

    To Trosch: To damage one's reputation in an effort to prevent damage to one's reputation. The self-inflicted damage is typically 3 or 4 orders of magnitude greater than the damage one originally sought to prevent.

  195. Re:The moral of the story by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's easy to pass this sort of thing off as a childish prank, until it happens to you.

     
    So, all you principals out there: when your disgruntled students exercise their right to free speech,
    don't be a jackass and sue- Use this page, designed specifically for such an event.

  196. Re:Slander, Defamation of Character and Free Speec by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

    Its unbelievable how those who take personal accountability seriously are ridiculed by others for being blind of their own victimization.

    There is a huge difference between attaining self reliance and being a bully. I often find those who can't understand that are often the first ones to cry "I'm a victim" when they aren't.

    While true cases a being victimized do exist, they are no where close to as ubiquitous as our whiny as culture would lead you to believe.

  197. Learning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who sees a difference between "learning" and "doing school work," and thinks that school should mandate the former, but not the latter? And that blocking Internet access may help with the latter, but never the former?

  198. Re:DansGuardian's word filtering is simple to bypa by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

    Yep, that's a good start. You get points for effort. However I already went through the PHPProxy/CGI:Proxy code and gave all the variable names the form uses a score of 1 million.

  199. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by penguinchris · · Score: 1

    Getting Myspace to take down a fake profile isn't actually easy - a couple months ago my girlfriend found a fake myspace profile of herself complete with pictures taken from the angelfire site she made in 8th grade or so (7 or 8 years ago that is). I presume it was created by my ex-girlfriend or one of her cronies. They have a form specifically for this problem and it requires that you submit a picture of yourself holding a sign with your myspace ID number (if you don't have a myspace profile already, I guess you would just make one rather than trying to fight it some other way). This seems like a good way to verify your identity, and it shouldn't take much time for someone to look at the picture and take down the fake profile. She is clearly identifiable in the pictures taken from the old website and in the one we submitted with the removal request.

    However, we never heard back from them and the fake profile is still there. I guess we have to try again. In the principal's case, considering what he did do, it seems likely enough that he DID ask to have it removed, but got no response and no action was taken. After a couple of weeks and repeated requests that went unanswered, he then decided to do what he did. Pure conjecture, but entirely possible based on my experience. Also, I didn't read the article so I don't know if it has details about exactly how it went.

    Myspace is often too popular for its own good; every time you visit, no matter what time of day, some part of it breaks and doesn't work. It is always slow. They obviously need to work faster than they are to step up the site's capacity and probably hire more people. If they don't already have them, they probably need employees whose sole job is to investigate abuses like this and take care of them quickly. I'm sure they do their best to take care of these things, but I'm also sure they get a lot of these requests that take a good amount of time to investigate fairly.

    While waiting for someone at myspace to hear your case, one or two weeks of false and demeaning words can be torturous for people who already have low self-esteem and have trouble making friends (like this principal?) When nothing happens as a result, it'd be even worse.

  200. crossing the line by westlake · · Score: 1
    For example, you could argue that a reasonable person would not believe a MySpace page purporting to be from a school principal admitting to being a paedophile, and so it would not be defamatory.

    There is such a thing as "libel per se."

    No argument. No excuses.

    What is "Libel Per Se"? When libel is clear on its face, without the need for any explanatory matter, it is called libel per se. The following are often found to be libelous per se:

    A statement that falsely:
    Charges any person with crime, or with having been indicted, convicted, or punished for crime;
    Imputes in him the present existence of an infectious, contagious, or loathsome disease;
    Tends directly to injure him in respect to his office, profession, trade or business, either by imputing to him general disqualification in those respects that the office or other occupation peculiarly requires, or by imputing something with reference to his office, profession, trade, or business that has a natural tendency to lessen its profits;
    Imputes to him impotence or a want of chastity.
    Bloggers' FAQ - Online Defamation Law

  201. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So True.

    It's not that the principal should "ignore it and it'll go away." What's pissing us off is the extreme that he's taking it too

  202. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But then you brag about it, Daniel Wolstenholme.

  203. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    Too much coffee will do that to you

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  204. 'Net anonymity is NOT a right by macraig · · Score: 1

    Get rid of this stupid notion that anyone has a right to conceal their identity, and ALL the sordid little messes like this one will vanish pretty quickly, as will much of what makes MySpace the cesspool that it is. These horrid children wouldn't have been able to pull off this crap if 'Net anonymity wasn't a presumed right.

  205. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by teknosapien · · Score: 1

    Kids rebel that is part of their growing up. I did, most "normal" children do. The difference here is that the adult, rather than taking the high ground and appropriate action and "EDUCATING"(he is an educator) these young minds, has decided that he will drag it out, waste public funds and the courts time. In other times the principal would have contacted the parents and a reasonable solution would have been reached. All this would have been done without punishing the entire school and bringing this to national attention.

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  206. Why was Myspace reachable from school at all? by nobuddy · · Score: 1

    Myspace, Facebook, etc have been used for bullying since day 1. There is no educational content on any of them. Why are they (and all the proxies) not nullrouted at the firewall already? I bet playboy.com and stormfront.org already are. Any site that is nothing but trouble should be nullrouted by default (both by name and IP block) at a school. Myspace sits squarely in that category. Let the little turds look at it from home.

  207. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by tiffygrace · · Score: 1

    Amen to that. Kids need to learn that their actions have consequences. Everyone out there who is saying he should just let it go is probably raising a bully. And yes, this is a case of bullying.

  208. Oh please! by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Cameras? You really think that could or would stop the vandalism? Whatever makes you sleep well at night :)

    As for my fellow students...we were the nerds and got hassled anyway, and the others didn't really want to use the computers. When the lame 'administrators' couldn't get them to work properly, we didn't have to work! Now if we had vandalized the gymnasium or the sports fields, then we'd have some trouble 'on the school yard'. Well, we would if High School students got recess.

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    1. Re:Oh please! by EvilGrin666 · · Score: 1

      No the cameras do not stop the vandalism. They simply allow us to identify the culprits and bill their parents for the damage. I believe it's this final step that actually stops the vandalism rather than implementing the cameras.

  209. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
    The US is a democracy with political freedom of speech. Thus, one can criticize any figure of authority. This is part of life, and school is supposed to teach life.

    When school teaches that criticizing/lampooning authorities is unkosher, that school is automatically unamerican and the principal should be shipped to Guantanamo without so much as a dildo to idle the time.

    (Reposted, account being moderated as flamebait)

  210. Re:Remember..when the principal was the adult? by Geekbot · · Score: 1

    I agree. I despised this when I was in school because I was the good kid. But working at a school now I realize that not only are consequences necessary when they question the authority, but that in general, using their peers against them is very effective. By depriving all of the students, instead of hailing to culprits as heroes, they will be angry and that anger will be shown to the guilty students. The group will probably hate the principal more, but they will respect his authority and be quicker to dismiss any idea of doing this themselves.

    And since I know some here will start saying let's not blow this out of proportion... the culprits apparently are apparently stealing the principal's identity and defaming him. If someone did that to me I would want to find them in a dark alley. This is almost certainly a crime and was possibly committed using the school's own computer network. A lock down of the network or locking students out seems like a pretty standard procedure if administration believes it was used in a crime.

  211. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

    No. The principal was made a fool of by a bunch of immature kids. One of the kids was put in remedial education as a result. I would say that these two events are not comparable in scale.

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  212. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

    > "The kids committed what may well have been libel, and they (as well as their parents) are about to find out what happens when you do that."

    Free speech is the right to say to hell with somebody else. The fact that it's in the non-transient form of electronic publication should not make a difference (ethically speaking, not legally speaking, of course). A kid should have every right to say "fuck authority" to his classmates, regardless of whether it's in person, over an IM chat room, in a mailing list, or on a public blog.

    And what you say about maintaining order and control in a school environment may be true, but it would take only a few word substitutions to make that paragraph read like an Orwellian nightmare.

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  213. An example from the Far East. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Informative
    So mix some good in with lots of bad, and that makes it okay to mess with children?

    The Japanese offered a great example a few months back. . .

    TOKYO, Dec. 15 -- Prime Minister Shinzo Abe's government on Friday successfully pushed through landmark laws requiring Japanese schools to encourage patriotism in the classroom and elevating the Defense Agency to the status of a full ministry for the first time since World War II.

    Both measures are considered cornerstones of Abe's conservative agenda to bolster Japan's military status and rebuild national pride in a country that had long associated patriotism with its imperialist past. The legislation cleared the upper house of parliament on Friday after winning approval in the lower house last month and will come into effect early next year.

    You want to your country to become a military super-power in fifteen years? You do two things; you legislate legal military growth, and you start brain-washing the kids you'll want to recruit.

    School may have some cool teachers, and I did mention this, but it is also a powerful tool which is indeed being used to strip kids of their individuality and their ability to think for themselves.

    There are better ways to provide people with education than the current system.


    -FL

    1. Re:An example from the Far East. . . by nuromutt · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree some things need changing. But indoctrination in many ways IS good. Don't hurt people, be nice, respect others. Heck walk on the right side and stand in line without complaining is one I wish more people had picked up on. What's wrong with saying the pledge and teaching respect for the country, making people proud? I'm not a rabid Bush supporter or a fan of the Iraq mistake even though I love my country, spent 12 years in the military and consider myself a patriot. You have to provide a foundation of common knowledge, beliefs and experiences for people to relate to each other and get along. Regardless of the personal comments I made in my last post (which I apologize for), most people don't have the will and ability to learn to be a functioning member of society on their own. There are a lot of things that need to improve with universal education, including making schools equal not based on their location or tax base, but everyone should have to attend. I would even support a year of mandatory community service, whether it's military or something else. I'm tired of people just looking for the most money/power whatever to benefit themselves. It's time to look around and see how to fix things for others benefit. And before anyone asks what do I do to help? I work through my church to help others and also volunteer with Red Cross disaster relief.

  214. Ad hominem by nietsch · · Score: 1

    please stay on topic.

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  215. Obviously Fake by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    Read the MySpace page in question. It's obviously not real and the only hints of 'pedophilia' I noticed anyway was that he belonged to the 'Baby Gap Inc.' club and that he said his favorite clothes style was "XXXSmall". Everyone tries to make a mountain out of a molehill and bend the truth in court cases.

  216. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    > "The kids committed what may well have been libel, and they (as well as their parents) are about to find out what happens when you do that."

    Free speech is the right to say to hell with somebody else.

    Read this. Then come back.

    And what you say about maintaining order and control in a school environment may be true, but it would take only a few word substitutions to make that paragraph read like an Orwellian nightmare.

    Bad argument there. Not all control is "Orwellian", and unless you can produce evidence of said principle using truncheons or rat cages to maintain student discipline, it's not even a close comparison.

    /P

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  217. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
    Life sucks. It isn't fair. It's gone on since the dawn of time, and will prolly still be going on when the Sun finally swallows the Earth.

    /P

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  218. Re:I'm sure most posts will be against the princip by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

    Your link dropping doesn't address my argument; that article failed to convince me that satire and name calling can constitute libel. I'll do one better than you and actually quote something relevant from the linked page:

    "In 1974, in Gertz v. Robert Welch, Inc., (418 U.S. 323), the Supreme Court suggested that a plaintiff could not win a defamation suit when the statements in question were expressions of opinion rather than fact. In the words of the court, "under the First Amendment, there is no such thing as a false idea". However, the Court subsequently rejected the notion of a First Amendment opinion privilege, in Lorain Journal Co. v. Milkovich."

    And - without doing any more research on that case as I have no interest in learning about it at this hour of night - I believe it's a shame they did overturn it. Anyway, I don't know what the applicable precedent is now, but my contention is that what the kids did *should* be allowed, not that it is necessarily not libel under the law.

    "In 1988, in Hustler Magazine v. Falwell, (485 U.S. 46), the Supreme Court ruled that a parody advertisement claiming Jerry Falwell had engaged in an incestuous act with his mother in an outhouse, while false, could not allow Falwell to win damages for emotional distress because the statement was so obviously ridiculous that it was clearly not true; an allegation believed by nobody, it was ruled, brought no liability upon the author. The court thus overturned a lower court's upholding of an award where the jury had decided against the claim of libel but had awarded damages for emotional distress."

    Well, that's a bit closer to this case, although the decision wasn't about libel but about emotional distress. Again, I think that the same argument would be appropriate for libel, but I do not necessarily claim that that is legally true.

    I will accept that the word Orwellian is not the most accurate description of the kind of control you described, but my point still stands.

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  219. Isolation. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    You are right.

    Schools could indeed be an extremely useful tool if they worked universally at all levels from a positive set of intentions. --Such intentions might include making available a wide and unbiased range of knowledge and an encouragement of the act of learning itself; An awareness of how the dark side operates so that it can be recognized and chosen against. I'd also like to see the age groups of children mixed. --Bullying, for instance, I think becomes far less pervasive when children are intermixed into age groups of varying levels. Segregating according to age gives kids nobody to look up to for guidance, or to offer leadership to. Removing this creates confusion and unhealthy competition.

    I grew up on a street which had a couple dozen kids between the ages of 2 and 17. There were certainly difficulties, but these were the exception. It was amazing to see how well designed humans are when they are intermixed in a natural environment. We learned more together, and cared more about each other than I've ever seen in the alien school-yard and class-room environment. I am fairly convinced that this natural system is disrupted on some level deliberately so that bullying and confusion become the norm in schools. This way, kids stop trusting their peers and instead look to the school/government/corporate system itself for the ultimate guidance. It's just another step in isolating people so that they can be better controlled.

    One of the best ways to empower humans is to allow them to network. Networking cannot take place without a reason for them to trust oneanother.

    War, in all instances, is the result of nationalistic propaganda and of greed. While I believe that war is not likely going to go away in this level of reality, it does not mean that one isn't allowed to choose against it on a personal level. I know of some people who have gone to great and difficult lengths to avoid serving in military agencies which they feel are performing evil. But they are able to opt out and live their lives according to their choices and to find alternative ways to give to their communities.

    I opted out of school because I found its negative qualities offensive and jarring. I think I might have been lucky, because I was operating largely on instinct at the time. I didn't have the breadth of awareness I do today.


    -FL

  220. Stupid staff by DrPreston · · Score: 1

    Who said the profile was made using school computers? It could just as easily been done by a student at home. Plus, don't schools have internet filters? I've never been to a school that didn't! They could just add myspace to the filter. Still, even if they don't have a filter, they handled it really poorly.