Zune Team Getting Amnesty for iPod Use
MsManhattan writes "The Zune development team at Microsoft is apparently offering amnesty to employees who give up their iPods in favor of using the Zune MP3 player. An MSNBC employee has posted a photo on Flickr of the company's 'iPod Amnesty Bin,' which sports an image of a bitten green apple and the words 'Bite me.' Whether it's to be taken seriously or is a joke to boost employee morale is anyone's guess, and naturally no one at Microsoft was available for comment. From what can be seen in the photo, only a few early-model iPods have been deposited."
I saw the new ad by Microsoft (on American Idol, at least they're finally picking a demographic):
I asked my wife to view the ad (tivo), as I suspected the "uploading one song" (tune?, track?, can't remember) on one Zune screen, and the "downloading one song" on the screen of a Zune behind the first did not convey the "sharing" notion. Sure enough, when asked, she said "of course" she understood -- it was demonstrating how a Zune could upload and download music from the computer wirelessly (something I don't even think it really is capable of).
I explained what it really demonstrated, and she thought that was kind of cool, but I told her she'd have to
- encounter a fellow Zuner within fifty feet of her (unlikely)
- could only play the shared tune 3 times OR
- within 3 days, whichever came first
- live with drm encumbered music
All of which she says (said) "ewwwwww!" to, and not in a good way. Zune is hardly a product that lights a fire under any consumers' desires.So, according to a manager at Redmond, there are ~16,000 iPods at MS-HQ. From looking at that bin, they've managed to get about 0.1% of those people to "upgrade" to a zune...
I especially love the employee who gained brownie-points by putting something (anything!) in the ipod-bin, even if it was only an iPod *cover* [huge grin]. I wonder if Steve (that's Balmer, in case of confusion) was watching him walk on by, and he thought he had to put *something* in...
If MS can only get 0.1% of their *own* people to switch, they ain't gonna make it too big in the far more neutral marketplace...
Simon.
Physicists get Hadrons!
General Motors is granting amnesty to all employees who trade in their Acura TL for a Chevy Malibu.
Also, Nokia is granting amnesty to all employees who trade in their Nintendo DS for an N-Gage.
Interestingly, there has been an increase in the number of Acura TLs driven by GM lower management...
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Those early model iPods weren't put there by real employees giving up iPods. It's like a tip jar. You always start it out with a little in there to give people the idea.
Disclaimer: I own neither an iPod nor a Zune. I have an off brand music player.
Remember RFC 873!
A bin that looks like an apple and says "Bite me!". Unless a lawyer pops out and bites in return while serving a pink slip, I'm afraid I don't view how this can look serious to anyone else.
Isn't this a bit like trading in your mercedes for a cavalier and the ability to hear your friends tales of where he has been with his cavalier? Doesn't sound like a very good deal to me.
Then, she might have liked it. The great unwashed masses just might buy it - not that I'm commenting on your wife's personal hygiene. :)
Ben Hocking
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Look, if you don't have a clue how to apply one of the over-done Slashdot meme jokes, then don't even try OK?
For the love of God, will someone please nuke the parent down to -1 (Redundant)?
Thank you.
Zune development team confirms: Zune bites!
I'm missing something here. Why would anyone deposit a few hundred dollars worth of hardware into essentially a trash bin for the sake of an anonymous show of company loyalty?
....DOA or broken. Otherwise, the bin would have been pilfered.
Camping on quad since 1996.
Not only do these criminals get amnesty, but they get a Zune Visa, or Z-Visa as some call it.
If they want a real solution to the iPod problem, a wall must be built around the MS campus with strict enforcement at the border. Confiscation of all iPods should be mandatory and watch lists should be established to stop all potential malo-fascists from entering.
I would think that the Zune team should be working on making a better mp3 player instead of trying to guilt trip MS employees into giving up their iPods.
Heck, it should be mandatory for every single employee on the Zune team to have an iPod just so they know what the best in breed mp3 player looks like.
Maybe if Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer and others actually asked their employees what they like about the iPod and why they don't own a Zune then they would learn something.
But instead they are too arrogant to realise their product isn't good enough.
None of these devices interest me anymore. I used to own a 30gb iPod video.
The screen died after two months. The backlight wouldn't turn on anymore.
Instead of getting a new iPod (ebay to me: gg) I recently purchased an HTC Hermes (Cingular 8525) for slightly more than the cost of a new iPod.
It's serves as my:
-Mp3 player (I have 8gb of storage and I'm telling you, when I pick the songs I really want, instead of the thousands I don't care about at all, I have PLENTY of storage)
-Digital camera for everyday use (if I want greater than 1600x1200 I use my Canon, usually 1600x1200 is plenty)
-Cell phone
-PDA running windows mobile; it synchronizes all my appointments and reminds me in advance of upcoming birthdays/holidays
-Instant Messenger and e-mail (has built-in WiFI G)
I got all that for trading the storage space for movies on a 2.5" screen and music that I am constantly hitting next to get to a better song.
Please tell me, for pure mp3 players/storage devices, where's the appeal now?
TLF
I do not respond to cowards. Especially anonymous ones.
Speaking of stupid ideas.... See this from a while back... UAW has also previously done other similar idiotic things...
I really do feel bad for the Devs working on the zune. It must be tough to have the skills, the money, and the facilities to create something really really truly cool....but be held back by the fact that you "cool new toy" won't be allowed by upper management for fear of lawsuit. I mean, imagine if the zune didn't have the DRM built into the wireless song swap feature....that is just really really damn cool! I mean, imagine sitting in your cube, and talking to that cute girl across the row about some song that she should just oh so totally have, and then being able to just go "HERE!" and give it to her!! I would imagine that if the zune caught on, some cool linux dev would probably make a "zune server" or something like that, similar to the mt-daapd projectf (to make iTunes think that your linux box is sharing a song library with it), but for the wireless functionality of the zune.
THAT would be freaking cool.
FYI..i don't work for microsoft...i know that sounded like an ad for the zune or something...I own an iPod in fact. I'm just saying, keep in mind that the engineers I'm sure are working on this device aren't evil RIAA lawyers, they're geeks. It must just really really really suck to not be able to put all the cool features i'm sure you would want into a project that you're working on...
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Amnesty from what? This is probably an internal joke to boost moral, but if it wasn't what do they receive amnesty from? Being fired for owning a personal device?
I literally just used my last mod point on the mercedes/cavalier post above. I should've waited two minutes and saved it for this one!
You're assuming that those are iPods that were used to "upgrade" to Zunes. For all we know, those are old, crappy (possibly broken) iPods that have been replaced with the newest iPod and therefore have no practical use to the owner. Might as well put them in some bin at Microsoft than into a landfill, especially if they still work! Then the person can just sit back and smirk while listening to the newest DRM-free files that were purchased from iTunes last night. :)
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Yes, everyone who says it ironically is, in fact, approving of the concept put forth. That`s a good way.
I never spellcheck and I freely admit it. Save your karma for more worthwhile "lol erorrs" replies
I've got a Zune, and its an awesome mp3/video player, I've used an IPOD, and I don't like it, the zune has alot easier UI and button scheme, plus for the same price a bigger screen than the tiny ipod one. Yes the Zune has its own software, but thats no diffrent than itunes being seperate from quicktime. The only thing that the IPOD has on the Zune is podcasting, but then again the itunes has been around for years and years, so they have had some time to fix it up, as to where the zune software hasn't even really been out a year yet. Anyone that bashes it just because Microsoft makes it needs to wake up, Apple is more evil than MS. If you look at anything that apple sells, you could easily find the same thing made by another company at leat 1/3 less cost. So before anyone bashes the Zune, please actually pick one up and try it out for a while before making a decision.
Damn it. I read too quickly and completely missed your "even if it was only an iPod *cover* [huge grin]" comment.
:(
I'll just blame it on the fact that it's the Friday afternoon before a three-day weekend.
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That the few iPods in the bin were purchased on E-bay and planted in the box. After all, an empty box would be an embarrassment by itself, and MS has a track record of manufacturing its own fans.
After all, as poorly regarded in the marketplace the Zune seems to be, it's quite apparent that Microsoft is semi-serious about making the Zune a "player" in the market. In order to do this, Microsoft needs to at least get their own people using their own companies' product, and if they have to use cult mentality to do it to overcome the fact that no thinking person would at this point choose a Zune over an iPod, then that's what they need to do. If Microsoft's own people don't use the Zune on a daily basis and discover for themselves why it is that the Zune is a flop, then they're never going to be able to improve it. Of course, they may *still* not get it...they are after all *Microsoft* people.
But what do I know, I *like* brown. I want a brown iPod. I always buy my accessories in both black and brown.
Also, even if you do have a clue how to apply one of the over-done Slashdot meme jokes, refrain anyway.
I'm offering amnesty to all slashdot readers. You can mail me your username/password.
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Look at them! They're all the current generation, and the backs of them still look quite shiney. Brand new iPods, probably purchased for filler, like the tip jar of a worthless cashier having a few dollar bills in it.
Dekker Dreyer
> The screen died after two months.
> The backlight wouldn't turn on anymore.
What about the warranty? Didn't Apple honor it? You should have at least had Apple fix the iPod under warranty so you could sell it on eBay. The semi-recent iPod Video models fetch a good amount of money on eBay!
Heck, I'll take your dead iPod if you don't want it.
OK, where is it so I can go dumpster diving. I will keep the best one and sell the rest on EBay!
There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
So you're the one who bought the Zune!
Does Microsoft actually have a company policy which prohibits staff from owning an iPod such that they would need an "amnesty"?
Share the love. Both players should be in that bin...
Mine's CmdrTaco with password lnx4evr
"Most of the people [working on] Zune would want to have an iPod to keep track of the competition,"
That's right, how can you copy your competitor if you don't have any of their products on hand? Oops, did I say "copy"? I meant "compete with".. my bad..
You are such a tool.
This is far from a new tactic amongst companies; Attempt to drum up company morale with a "special offer" stressing the "loyalty to your company". I've seen this in a variety of industries (granted, mostly service providers) where employees are offered an additional discount if they are switching from a competitor to the companies service.
The funny thing about most such projects is to those with any marketing exposure, it comes across as the most annoying angle. If a certain product or service is cheaper/better suited for my purposes from a competitor, switching to your own companies service only really makes sense with regards to funding competitors. However, most people needs to focus on their bottom lines.
Yes, funding a competitor of the company who provides your ability to live is a bit iffy, but what companies try to make us forget is that employees are also consumers. If the replacement good is perfect for the employee and they get a decent deal, great! Thats perfect for morale. If they don't need it or if the good isnt equivalent to what they're using now, well thats just the way it goes.
Ice Cream has no bones.
plug their dirty headphones in your ear?
just plug your headphones into their ipod.
What's the matter, you don't have your mp3 player with you? Well then, you wouldn't be able to share with the zune either.
there are alot of Microsoft employees and by distributing the Zune to as many as possible, they can then put out a press release showing a sharp increase in usage. ;-)
LoB
"Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
After the Zune was released, I decided to go counting how many people would actually buy it. My target was where my internship was: New York. This would be a fairly easy time killer; many New York commuters have some sort of MP3 player, so it shouldn't be too hard to at least get a raw estimate and ballpark a real-world value from there.
Since it's release, I only counted TWO people who had a Zune. TWO. Out of the HUNDREDS of people that I have seen while commuting every weekday to work, and out of the HUNDREDS of iPods (various generations) I have seen on those commuters, I have only seen TWO people carry a Zune. Furthermore, I have yet to really see a Zune make Page 1 of your advertisements. It's usually pretty deeply hidden, unlike its competitor.
Another interesting place to confirm this is eBay. If I had to ballpark a value for the average price of a Zune there, I would have to say it was somewhere around the upper $210-lower $220 range. Check here. However, the average price of iPods is noticeably higher. Check here.
In short, I think that this iDumpster, while it might surface as a joke, is just to remind the Zune developers that they have quite a bit of work to do before they even expect to see people actually flocking to this device. This is just my honest opinion.
"an empty box would be an embarrassment by itself"
If the product was so superior, they wouldn't need the box in the first place.
Nor would employees have to listen to "jokes" like this to nudge them to support products.
Kind of like when some Ford plants limited employee parking lots to Ford vehicles only.
Calling it an "amnesty bin" implies to me that Microsoft labels iPods as contraband. Amnesty bins are usually provided as a no questions asked solution to disposing contraband. Like weapons amnesty programs, and contraband amnesty bins at military installations.
FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO
I guess they aren't quite giving them away yet .... but you can keep your job if you stop using the competition's superior product.
Oooh. A bit of pointless drivel coming from an AC. You'll forgive me if I really don't care about what you have to say.
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Dear sir controlling said bin,
since you are getting rid of them, i will gladly take them off of your hands for you for free. wouldn't want you to have to pay for dumping of such material.
that is unless of course you dont like the zune and plan on keeping them all for yourself, or selling them all on ebay for you own personal profit.
thanks
- nerd looking for free gear
"Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny" ~Frank Zappa
EdelFactor
What does this amnesty benefit to them? What happens if they fail to trash their expensive gadgets?
As far as I know it's the MBU (Mac Business Unit) that lives in Mountain View (great place, btw - I lived there for a year :-), and they all threatened to resign when MS wanted to move them up to Redmond - MS wanting to consolidate everyone to one location.
I did a quick search, and I can't find anything linking the Zune to Mountain View. I did find the blog of a Zune tester who apparently lives in Washington ("I was at the Rascal Flatts concert in Tacoma, Washington on Sunday.")
Simon.
Physicists get Hadrons!
Amnesty is a legal state in which you are granted a proactive pardon for certain crimes. That is, we know that you have committed crimes but we guarantee not to prosecute you or penalize you legally according to some means. For example, many small-time drug dealers have been offered Amnesty for their (comparatively minor) crimes in exchange for information about their suppliers. More recently justice department official were granted amnesty for crimes including hiring people by political affiliation, illegally firing people for lack of political bias and violations of the Constitution of the United States by illegally tapping the telephone and internet use of Americans based upon little to no evidence. This was granted in order to simply get them to show up and speak before Congress a task which is nominally compulsory but apparently congressional warrants are now mere suggestions.
Crucially such amnesty is typically conditional and applies only to information gathered during the covered period. Additional outside information or a failure to be open results in a revocation of the amnesty or in the case of Congress a polite request not to do it again.
The two questions that the use of this term opens up are a) is using an iPod a crime at Microsoft, or perhaps listening to bands other than U2? and b) does this mean subsequent use of iPods or a return to non-microsoft products will result in punishment?
They probably "baited" the jar with broken models they bought on ebay. You don't think anyone will trade a working music player for a Zune, do you? Garbage in, something a little better than nothing out. A few interns might take the bait, but I doubt than an M$ employee has the time or need to play games with music players.
Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
...I don't get the obsession with portable music players. It's not like we can't get music everywhere we go, from our laptops to our desktops to our car radios. And despite what people say, it's really just cutting yourself off into your own little space where you can listen to what you want. We can blog our own thoughts, edit our own wikis, and only encounter things we don't like in the real world. Too bad, let your eardrums wear out to the beat, I'd just as soon take a break from the music.
... Get your free iPod here.
It's true no man is an island, but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they make a good raft.
I guess this is a way for MS to convince SOMEBODY to use a Zune....
http://timcol6.freehostia.com/
Looks like a new model iPod Shuffle in there.
> Somehow, I don't think the sets "people who think twice" and "people who buy Zune" share any meaningful intersection.
I find the empty set very meaningful, you insensitive clod!
just because they work at microsoft, doesn't mean they can't have fun. the bin is apparently set up in the Zune dev team's headquaters, which is apparently no where close to the rest of MS. Don't have to flame everything MS does (yes, i know its /.).
... was this interesting bin: http://flickr.com/photos/tarkwyn/513911705/
Tarkwyn.
Take a chill pill, it's only Slashdot. The fate of humanity doesn't rely on whether a post was unfairly modded or not.
"This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence" - Vyvyan "The Young Ones"
the "Pick your svastika armband bin"...
If they do that, and dont make people wear svastika armbands, there is an inconsistency there.
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Between "Eating your own dogfood" ( tastes bad, so bugs get fixed ) and "Drinking the Koolaid" ( Blindly following mandates, w/o regard to how much it sucks ).
Which of these is this? If Ipods are being used, it means Zune still has work to do.
Take a chill pill, it's only Slashdot. The fate of humanity doesn't rely on whether a post was unfairly modded or not.
And thank { insert deity or lack thereof here } for that! With all of the mods around here who seem to have nothing better to do than abuse the mod system, I can only imagine what this world would be like if they were able to do their abuse in the real world! Hmmm.... I wonder if Bush is a Slashdot moderator.... Nah. Just coincidence, I'm sure.
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Their DRM system probably sucks. I don't buy music off the internet, though, and most people don't buy (much) music off the internet, so it's never been an issue for me. As for the wireless functionality, like I said, I'm the only person in the world who owns a Zune, so I have no idea if I like that or not :)
Unless you use iTunes to buy music, the Zune actually isn't bad.
HI, MY NAME IS ISAAC.
That the icons next to the article summary (foot, ipod, borgates, apple) have the foot smashing the iPod?
How appropriate for the article.
- RG>
Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
"All of which she says (said) "ewwwwww!" to..."
Have you noticed that the word "Zune" is becoming the new way to say "ewwwww". As in, "That car was such a Zune that I took it to the junkyard."
I bet everybody there, at least in the engineering department, has a DRM-free Zune.
It just doesn't make any sense on so many levels. A) They are incredibly wealthy, B) they love lawsuits. C) You know they KNOW by now how they fucked up on this song sharing thing.
Why don't they just fix it?
I remember reading about it the first time thinking "oh my God, MS has done something truly innovative and it sounds like a winner!" And then a few paragraphs down talked about the idiotic DRM shit, and I was like "well there goes that idea".
What is wrong with them? I would so not buy their stock...
create a new child company with a hipper sounding name and put all it's multimedia products under it
Not so hip sounding:
-Microsoft Xbox
-Microsoft Zune
Sounds wicked cool!:
-Firecut Xbox
-Firecut Zune
Ok, silly example hehe...but you get my point. The "Microsoft" image is just not hip, I hear Microsoft and right away get an image of a fat, bald loser throwing chairs. They really need to put all their entertainment products under a fresh cool sounding company name to shake this image.
You spelled Microsoft with a dollar $ign! How original!!!
I wonder if they accept "Plays for Sure" devices? :-)
buy a iaudio8 2E16855603827
the x5l
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N
beats the pants off of the ipod. it can play more audio formats(ogg and flac too) and last longer.
I own a Mac and run both Windows and OSX on it. Macs are, in fact, PCs these days, with x86 CPUs and the ability to run whatever OS runs on other PCs, including Microsoft's enormously overpriced Vista (and you accuse Apple of being pricey?????)
Hmmm, so where does that leave you?
Pissed-off MacBook owners lunch vicious anti Zune attacks.
I don't understand why so many people are bashing the Zune. I love mine! It is the perfect size to shim up an old table I have in the den with a short leg.
How ya like dat?
I hadn't ever thought of it that way before. Hmmm. Insightful.