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Barrier to Web 2.0 — IT Departments

jcatcw writes "Wikis, social networks, and other Web 2.0 technologies are finding resistance inside companies from the very people who should be rolling them out: the IT staff. The National Endowment for Science, Technology and the Arts (NESTA) in London had to bypass IT to get Web 2.0 technologies to end users. Both Morgan Stanley and Pfizer are rolling out Web 2.0 projects, but it took some grass roots organizing to get there."

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  1. Possible Explanation by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps it's because IT departments actually know how complicated, messy, potentially insecure and how awful support of such "projects" are going to be. As a general rule of thumb, tech-types don't usually give into the hype about things like Web 2.0 that columnists, marketers and your usual assortment of weirdos do.

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    1. Re:Possible Explanation by garcia · · Score: 5, Informative

      Perhaps it's because IT departments actually know how complicated, messy, potentially insecure and how awful support of such "projects" are going to be. As a general rule of thumb, tech-types don't usually give into the hype about things like Web 2.0 that columnists, marketers and your usual assortment of weirdos do.

      Fuck Web 2.0, IT departments are slow to move on any project except those that somehow benefit IT itself. We have an extraordinarily difficult time getting IT to update broken links on our website (we used to have access via the shitty CMS they were running but they now took that away too) nevermind solutions such as chat, online appointment scheduling, or additional databases to store information captured from web forms.

      We have had to go to third party outfits that specialize in hosting their own web application solutions and paying them yearly sums of money to do for us what IT will not. Not a single department has a decent relationship with IT at any of the last few places I have worked (especially the current) and we're all wasting money because of it.

      So, while Web 2.0 is an example, I can name 100 other issues that are not Web 2.0 that are priority that they also will not support -- and it has nothing to do with those that work in IT not accepting the "fads" that others will.

    2. Re:Possible Explanation by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's too bad your IT department won't fix broken links, but jumping into AJAX and related technologies without properly assessing security and maintenance costs is insane. It's the IT guys who are going to have to deal with all of this one way or the other, so they're probably quite happy that some outsider is going to have the pleasure and pain.

      Web 2.0 is about 80% hype, 10% mature technologies and 10% immature technologies. Marketers are pushing hard for this (through their loyal minions the columnist and the tech reporter), but I still think when the guys who maintain all of this are saying "Whoah, let's think real hard about this", someone ought to listen. Blaming IT is simply shooting the messenger.

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    3. Re:Possible Explanation by yoha · · Score: 0, Troll

      Precisely, IT hates work, whereas the profit side of the business is used to it.

    4. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      there was one time where he cloned tealc, and ate the clone in front of the other clone. and then consumed the other clone. Shol'va!

      so basically, tealc was wasting time. stop trying to shoot the staff weapon backwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    5. Re:Possible Explanation by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Precisely, IT hates work, whereas the profit side of the business is used to it.


      There's work, and then there's nightmares.

      Years ago, the ISP I worked for was sold, and the new guy didn't like the web server we were using, and insisted on moving over to Windows and IIS. I strongly urged against it, at least right away, and not without properly assessing the issues.

      Of course, tons of Perl scripts broke, pissing off our hosting customers. There were difficulties in just about every area, and I spent at least a couple of weeks of very long hours finally bringing everything together, only to have the most outrageous vulnerabilities surface, and a bunch of the sites we hosted being defaced.

      You can call me lazy if you like, but you're damn right that I don't like jumping into things just because it's the kewl, sexy new way of doing things.
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    6. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your problem is that you need to kill the BOFH. You will need a silver stake, electrical gloves, KCN pills, a SCBA, 20 oz of deionized water blessed by a geek, and The New Testament. Don't enter at night, and don't expect to catch the BOFH by surprise. They don't sleep, they lurk. If you can sabotage the coffee and soda machines you can drive them out of their lair. Otherwise you may have to defeat their army of PFYs. Good luck! And if they capture you and decide to Megger your balls, use the cyanide pills.

    7. Re:Possible Explanation by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I work in Enterprise IT, and we love work.
      Our problem is that we're kept so busy because they've laid everyone off that we don't have time to get fluent in the specifics of every technology we'd like to implement.
      And if we put something out there, since we're "Enteprise", it has to basically be perfect the first time out or whoever is in charge of us this week will end up torching the moving the project to another group to mis-run.

      It's not "IT" that's your problem... its the executives and management.

    8. Re:Possible Explanation by happyemoticon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Darn it, it's true. Even the best of the best can't always support every browser, and my absolute least-favorite thing in the world is account for esoteric browser inconsistencies in Javascript and CSS. I cannot see myself building a "Web 2.0" site for anyone for any reason.

      For one, web pages that output HTML with little or no Javascript and which are built in such a way as to need very little browser-tweaking keep me sleeping well at night. Secondly, I don't see that it adds a ton of value in most places. It just makes your back button behavior wierd. I'll admit that eBay's new interface is cool, as are Slashdot and Digg. OkCupid and Facebook, on the other hand, would be just as usable (if not more so) without it, but of course they're doing it to capture the attention of young neophiles. I don't know either way, but my gut says this demographic is not incredibly important to companies like Morgan Stanley either way.

    9. Re:Possible Explanation by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      We have had to go to third party outfits that specialize in hosting their own web application solutions and paying them yearly sums of money to do for us what IT will not. Not a single department has a decent relationship with IT

      Maybe you should fire your head of IT, and maybe NESTA should as well. IT is at it's heart a service field, existing to facilitate the the companies production. If the IT staff is getting in the way, get them out of the way permanently. The same way you would remove a secretary who refused to deliver phone messages, or a janitor who refused sweep. The flip side of that is, if your IT staff warn you that something may be a security risk or devour resources, then don't hold them responsible when they are right.

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    10. Re:Possible Explanation by realthing02 · · Score: 1

      Wow, I'd mod you up to heaven if i could for this. IT, understandably, needs to make sure things are done safely and are integrated with as few bumps as possible. But every interaction I've had with IT people has been a night mare. Very similar to what the parent was saying, and i have to agree with it. To those calling Web 2.0 a buzzword, you are correct to some extent. But for those of you throwing out HIPAA and SOX as rebuttals, i feel you are equally as ignorant as the 'MBA' who is a fan of such and such a technology. Why the hell would i use collaborative web features or Ajax for health information, or my accounting practices? I don't know many who would. Now, setting up a collaborative research database between my business partners and myself to share research? Awesome idea, too bad it'll take 3 years to get it out. And most of that isn't development time at all, since there are plenty of COTS products available. It really is frustrating to see some great new technologies relegated to the back seat, at times. I'm all for security, I'm all for testing, and smooth implementations, but I'm not a fan of 3 week advances for meetings and then a guy who wants to apply his process without even asking what my project is or about.

    11. Re:Possible Explanation by happyemoticon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you just proved your parent's point: that other divisions generally do not have the same understanding of how much work is involved in a project like this, and thus cannot accurately allot time, money and manpower.

    12. Re:Possible Explanation by realthing02 · · Score: 1

      It's that "responsible when right" part that's tricky, if you blow everything out of proportion into a "sky is falling," they are never wrong per se, and it makes life harder on the rest of us. This is not to say the sky is never falling, but add an "i think" to the end of it.

      Unfortunately wading around security policies for weeks on end because some IT guy described my (obviously) low risk project as High (causing national harm?) on a Fips 199 assessment is the end result.

    13. Re:Possible Explanation by realthing02 · · Score: 1

      I'm an idiot who can't select "plain ol' text". I won't judge anyone for ignoring that entire post.

    14. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, the bigger the organization, the more red tape. It's not worth fighting for Ajax when I get paid the same to write server side code. And let me tell you, it IS a fight. I scheduled a ticket to get the Ajax framework installed on my machine months ago. Still not done, even though it's as easy as clicking an EXE. Multiple inquiries have yielded "the check is in the mail." Even when I do get it installed, I have to beg architecture for another 6 months to let me use the Ajax components in my apps.

      JUST NOT WORTH IT!

      This isn't limited to Ajax - I just used it as an example. This is typical for anything outside the norm. We're still using tables for rendering some of our Intranet apps, even though I always code with CSS for layout. Yeeesh.

      It's not about money - our organization makes plenty and they pay their devs in kind. It's the massive bureaucracy and red tape that prevent anything from being improved. I know I'm not alone.

      I guess I really don't care what they want me to code. It's just that sometimes I think I have a unique approach to a problem and would like to explore my ideas... I feel like some of my ideas could improve the user experience, but the bureaucracy almost always disagrees. At least I get paid a lot!

    15. Re:Possible Explanation by realthing02 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Part of your view is the problem. Web 2.0 isn't a "sexy new technology", it's a paradigm shift. I can do web 2.0 functionality without Ajax/javascript. it might not look as sexy as what other's are doing, but is still in the paradigm of web 2.0. All of my complaints, thus far, have been technology independent. It's like confusing SOA or SAS with some technology/platform, instead of the idea that it is.

      Unfortunately, it happens every day. And i understand that Ajax/javascript might be in a lot of the apps that are being blocked by IT departments, but i think it's a healthy exercise to make the clarification between the technology and the theory.

    16. Re:Possible Explanation by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >Precisely, IT hates work, whereas the profit side of the business is used to it.

      Right, and the "profit" side is busy hiring drones to churn out more TPS reports and all their plans end with "and the consulants will build x y and z." In IT WE build xyz. There's a difference "work" and "getting shit done." A good IT department does the latter.

      No matter though, these articles are just springboards for people to complain about their companies IT department. Enjoy the bitchfest.

    17. Re:Possible Explanation by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Part of your view is the problem. Web 2.0 isn't a "sexy new technology", it's a paradigm shift.


      Mixing client-server is hardly a paradigm shift. Now that's a phrase that should be banned, and it's certainly one that makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up on end.
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    18. Re:Possible Explanation by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If IT doesn't want to support your pet technology, calling it a "paradigm shift" isn't going to change any minds.

    19. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever worked at a big company? "Complicated, messy, potentially insecure and awful support" describes every program I ever worked, at a big company.

      I can see why IT would hate something that's complicated, messy, potentially insecure, and has awful support. But that's what their job is, and it's what they've been doing for decades. Get over it. If you want to run a prison, I hear the Department of Corrections is hiring.

    20. Re:Possible Explanation by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm supporting the parent here. The ego's associated to our IT department were astronomic. They actually believed that they can never be fired because they were the only ones who know the 'guts' of our infrastructure. You should have seen them drop a load in their shorts when we had the whole IT infrastructure review by a third party. They pointed out the security risks that hadn't been noticed, the short-falls, the poor implementation (from a business perspective) and more importantly the fact that 25% time was being wasted by IT on IT 'pet' projects that had no sign-off from management. We fired the whole department except for a temp and hired him full-time because he actually worked efficiently and restocked (out-sourcing during the re-hire process). Now we have a more secure system and an IT group who are actually responsive to the IT needs of the company, rather than pretendeding that the IT position was a personal hobby. What a bunch of arrogant, egotistical, slackers we had.

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    21. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The post is fine. If folks want to see the original formatting for clarity, select the text and View Source. Go easier on yourself, anyone can err.

    22. Re:Possible Explanation by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      I got the rest, but uh, what's the SCBA for?

    23. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely, IT hates work, whereas the profit side of the business is used to it.


      Really? How about you elaborate, in detail, about how the Web 2.0 apps will increase profits. Go ahead.. I want concrete examples, not the nebulous marketing bullshit that comes from the MBA types. I'll bet you can't make a valid case. Oh, and you're going to hire more folks to support it, right?

      Didn't think so. Go back to your cave, you pathetic double-digit I.Q. troll.
    24. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for you. I got hired a last month for a new job doing (among other things) IT web development. 90% of existing web pages feature huge security holes (sql injection, xss vulnerabilities, or evaluating raw input parameters). And 25% of time (or more) is spent poorly reinventing the wheel because that's easier than cleaning up a stupid idea from 2 years ago.

      I'm somewhat torn. It's a mess and I don't want to have anything to do with it, but I'm paid a shitload of money to twiddle my thumbs and swap 4-wheeling stories with coworkers.

    25. Re:Possible Explanation by raddan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Perhaps it's because IT departments actually know how complicated, messy, potentially insecure and how awful support of such "projects" are going to be. As a general rule of thumb, tech-types don't usually give into the hype about things like Web 2.0 that columnists, marketers and your usual assortment of weirdos do. On the other hand, we got the dictum from the central IT group the other day that we were going to start filtering websites across a wide variety of categories. Among the obvious candidates (porn, spyware sites, online gambling, etc) they decided to include Skype, Facebook, GMail, Victoria's Secret (WTF? Are people really getting off on this?), iTunes Music Store, streaming-anything, and a number of sites that our competitors run (college textbook publishing)-- regardless of whether these services make business sense to keep around. E.g., Skype saves us TONS of money, and that, for some reason, is public enemy #1 with them.

      Anyway, the [ostensible] reason? To save on bandwidth. This argument is obvious bullshit. In our local office, we have roughly 25% utilization of a 100Mbps fiber line. This was 50% cheaper than the ISDN connection we were contractually locked into for years! Having some familiarity with our budget, I can say that bandwidth is a very small cost for us.

      So my opinion is: yeah, it's not surprising that IT departments are blocking web innovation. In my experience, they're generally lazy, worthless cretins. They're probably doing it to save themselves work, or having to think. At least the BOFH enjoyed his job. These guys are... just worthless.

      And, FWIW, I, too am an IT worker. With some rare exceptions, most IT workers I have worked with have proven themselves to be a rather uninspiring lot. Those exceptional people, though, are what keep me around.
    26. Re:Possible Explanation by caramelcarrot · · Score: 1

      Maybe the IT group shouldn't be running the exterior services? Or should at least be segmented to give one group the remit of doing so. Interior IT can occupy itself with running servers and keeping the internal network going, the external web group can work with them and provide these projects.

    27. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see someone isn't thinking outside the box.

    28. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In case the BOFH decides to activate the Halon system by the server farm (if applicable).

    29. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at Pfizer and let me tell you I have never heard of Web 2.0 being used there. Sure, we have some blogs (all be it buried and not very different than the mass emails) and some niche websites, but I never once heard about this live awareness, and I am in "IT". Also, Pfizer should worry less about Web 2.0 and worry more about the breaches of security they have had lately (the last round had 30,000 employee records comprimised).

      And last, Pfizer needs to actually create a single IT. They have so many different IT departments it is just crazy! All this while they are "creating one IT" and shipping our data centers to Costa Rica and other small areas of land surrounded by water.

      *Posting anonymously to help preserve my '1.0 job'.

    30. Re:Possible Explanation by SCHecklerX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      uh, right. Give them the choice between Mediawiki or Moin (nothing really 'web 2.0' about those, but whatever) and sharepoint. They'll jump all over sharepoint. And you think a LAMP solution is complex, difficult to use and support! Ha!

      It's the kool aid, man.

    31. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can do web 2.0 functionality without Ajax/javascript.

      No, I think it's your view that's the problem. It's arguably correct, but it does not represent the actual expectations users are presenting when they shorthand them as "Web 2.0". "Web 2.0", for marketing folks etc. means hip and cool-looking and interactive with rounded corners. They will complain you didn't deliver if you don't use javascript, even if you technically deliver a "Web 2.0" app insofar as social systems are concerned.
    32. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been my experience as well.

      To give you an example, we've waited up to 1 week for a simple DNS change that IT has known about in advance via the ticketing system we're supposed to use to submit any requests.

      There was no fucking escalation procedure, and god forbid we talked to one of the administrators while they were browsing their RSS feeds. Meanwhile, customer rightly gets really annoyed at the hold-up.

      Same thing if (god forbid) we needed to deploy a new application that has passed QA with flying colors. Or get new hardware requisitioned. Or pretty much any fucking thing that involved IT.

      Our solution was to bypass IT (with upper management buy-in, since we actually bring in the money) and outsource it all to a local crowd that actually knows what service delivery means. If you're in one of these types of IT departments, don't be surprised when you get canned. You fucking earned it, asshole.

    33. Re:Possible Explanation by jp10558 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is every user and department figures their needs are the most important with immediate response necessary. This isn't possible in most IT departments because they don't have several people per department they have to support.

      We try to be responsive to users, but there's only so much time in a day, and when a user refuses to read the online documentation on how to clean up their roaming profile for the 10th time, and just want's IT to do it then they need to be a little patient and lock their machine rather than logging out till we can do the cleanup.

      When we discussed the major database + client update and whether we would do it for v2008 or v2009 and agreed on v2009 version, don't be suprised that we balk at a sudden "How much work would it really take to jump into the 2008 version?" with something like "We could get on that about when the 2009 version comes out".

      Then you have the people who complain about being unable to install software when our policies are clear that they need to run it past their supervisor first and then submit a request to finance + IT for funding and install. (Not entirely our policy, money is an issue) No, we aren't going to make you a local admin. Bonus points for realizing the requested software is already installed on the machine anyway!

      Then there's the set of users who don't understand Scope of Support, I.E. you can use your personal laptop if you want, but we can't put software on it for you and we will not fix it for you. Except for the special cases where management decides we can and we will...

      Somewhere in here we actually need to look at Vista, EL5, Server 2003/2008, replacing edge netgear switches with HP managed switches oh and working in concert on some things with another unit plus about 50 things I don't know about.

      Lastly, what were these "Side Projects"? How do you think IT figures out if a new product will help you or not (or were you looking for a "There's this product I'd like to read about and maybe play with for an hour. I don't rightly know if it's going to be useful or not as I haven't done anything yet but wanted to ask permission to find out if I need to ask permission to do a test run with it.")?

      I'm not saying IT should not be a service group. I am saying that there is often more things going on then just the website and it might take a little while to update. Especially if we recommended a Wiki so *you* could do the updates and you decided that was a bad idea.

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    34. Re:Possible Explanation by jp10558 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The reason we've blocked Skype is because
      A) per GB bandwidth charges
      B) Supernodes/passthrough etc
      C) EULA is untenable for us
      D) enough doubt regarding just what it's doing at a low level over and over again. Maybe FUD but there's lots of stuff like Asterix gateways, EVO, standard SIP that don't have this so why risk it?

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    35. Re:Possible Explanation by jajuka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe you shouldn't just assume that when "IT" is not helping you they're just sitting around twiddling their thumbs or playing WOW. It's pretty standard for IT departments to be severely understaffed, particularly since much of what they do is invisible if done right, and invisible things don't tend to rack up the $$ at budget time.

    36. Re:Possible Explanation by jotok · · Score: 1

      This is undoubtedly true.

      Of course, IT works for columnists, marketeers, and everyone else at the company, most especially the weirdos...rather than the other way around. So if someone takes a look at wikipedia and says "It would be great to build our knowledgebase like THAT!" then it's not your job to say "Well, y'know, it's complicated, and between slashdot and fark there just aren't enough (billable) hours in a day to roll that out this quarter."

      Your job is to say "Yessir, right away sir," and do your damned job, regardless of how pointy you think his hair is.

    37. Re:Possible Explanation by Swavek · · Score: 1

      To hell with new technologies that add little to no value to the work place and the work place is exactly that! A place where you work and not where you aimlessly surf the web and chat. Hence why I would refuse something such as Web 2.0 to be brought into my IT dept. Of course, I'd welcome a serious business proposal to justify the need. I sympathize with you. I have worked in IT departments where the people there were next to useless and it pains me that these useless bastards are giving IT folks a bad name.

    38. Re:Possible Explanation by VENONA · · Score: 2, Informative

      OK, you're having a experience. Zoom around in this thread, and you'll find plenty of folk with opinions from the opposite side of the fence. I've worked both sides, and my results have been mixed, but generally favorable toward IT. Like groups everywhere, there are good ones and bad ones.

      But, be advised that that something like a simple DNS change (2 minute job) can actually take *forever*, depending upon policy. I once worked at a place with a trouble ticket system, and a managerial policy that allowed no deviations. Anything prioritized below the current level never happened. If your DNS change was Pri 3, it would never happen.

      When I was new at the job, that sort of thing used to annoy me, and I'd take a few minutes out of lunch to fix whatever. Within a week, word had spread that I was a soft touch, and I had *no* lunch. When I started turning people away (at this point I couldn't even eat a sandwich in peace), I was the goat. My more experienced colleagues had been laughing all the while, as they knew exactly where it would lead.

      The mess was eventually sorted by new management that wasn't quite so interested in slashing IT costs to the bone. We even got to buy some new servers which weren't pegged at all times, and a dependable backup system. It didn't turn into heaven on earth, but it turned into something workable. The average workweek even dropped from 60 hrs to 50hrs, which was a big deal, as everyone was salaried. We never could get even partial payment for beeper hours, though. And there were a lot of those.

      Bottom line is that there will always be anecdotal horror stories on either side of this fence. You can work for the best company in the world, but if the couple of management layers above you suck, the job will suck.

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    39. Re:Possible Explanation by gregmark · · Score: 1

      No matter though, these articles are just springboards for people to complain about their companies IT department. Enjoy the bitchfest.
      Hear, hear. Mod +2 Insightful I would also add that it's impossible to generalize IT vs Management without breaking outside of the context of a single organizational situation.

      First, get the obvious out of the way: There are bad IT departments, there are bad managers, and other times there are both or neither. Duh. It's all a question of mission.

      Second, find the guys who know how to articulate and evaluate the technical mission: these are your managers.

      Third, find the guys who know how to implement the technical mission: IT.

      Sure, there are things in between, angles and dangles, but who cares? If you want to generalize, generalize. The rest, it seems to me, is failings of hiring and personalities (the aforementioned "bitchfest"), and are too specific to be useful to the kinds of discussion articles such as these coyly elicit.
    40. Re:Possible Explanation by paganizer · · Score: 1

      I have some slightly different proportions.
      70% hype, 10% immature technologies, and 20% rounded corners.
      When A friend of mine started going on, and on, and on about how cool his Ajax class was it took me a while to figure out just what he was talking about; when I did, I pointed him at a ASP & Perlscript site I did in '97. pretty much indistinguishable in appearance, form & function from the latest & greatest Web 2.0 / Ajax BS.
      In case their are any venture capitalists reading /. tonight, if someone is bringing you a business plan which has as it's major component anything referencing "Web 2.0" or "Ajax", please understand that they are either 1) Morons or 2) counting on you being a Moron.

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    41. Re:Possible Explanation by cHiphead · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In this case, maybe Web developers should be forced to learn about REAL server security and stop blaming the fucking IT departments when we respond with a resounding "no" to their requests that contain little or no concern for their shit quality code (RAILS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?) they want to put on the front of a site for a fortune 500 company where any hack = negative pr = negative revenues as calculated by point hairs = blame the fucking IT department. At least when you are forced to implement it inside(the horrible, nightmare of a shitfest) Sharepoint, us guys in IT can fall back a little tiny bit on blaming MS for shoddy work and the newness of their product when the CEO and CIO come downstairs to tear off OUR heads. IT is on the line for server security and WE get reamed when a web dev team's work goes south.

      Its frankly laughable that you suggest the IT group shouldn't be running exterior services and suggest an external web group should work 'with them', web dev should be under the oversight of IT managers.

      "IT" does not mean HELP DESK.

      Cheers.

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    42. Re:Possible Explanation by eudaemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe you should fire your head of IT, and maybe NESTA should as well. IT is at it's heart a service field

      It can be hard to separate that your systems and the services are indispensable,
      from the fact that people who run them are not. Sadly we IT geeks can be replaced. I've literally had business
      users who refused to do anything manually when their systems were down, even when they had moved from the
      previous system or a manual process months before. It didn't matter; they would rather wait.

      The magic for us geeks is in creating systems so useful that we appear to be equally invaluable. Bad examples
      of this are people who "own" one system and refuse to ever document or share. Good examples are people
      who build systems so incredibly, intuitively, awesomely awesome the users demand encore after encore.
      I prefer to be in the second camp.

      Obstructionist IT department just spawn mini-IT departments sooner or later. That's been happening since
      Ken Olsen labeled his computers "lab equipment" to get around obstreperous mainframe priests.
      We are very proud of the fact that the internet will route around damage. It can be humbling
      but should never be forgotten your users will route around YOU sooner or later if you cause
      them too much grief.

      In my humble opinion the difference is in having rules for a reason, and having rules for rules sake.

    43. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT departments are slow to move on any project except those that somehow benefit IT itself. An example would be what? We have an extraordinarily difficult time getting IT to update broken links on our website (we used to have access via the shitty CMS they were running but they now took that away too) so your corp webmaster did not make it through the last reduction in force, huh? nevermind solutions such as chat, online appointment scheduling, Ever hear of a telephone, or a calendar? or additional databases to store information captured from web forms. So you mean that you keep changing your requirements, and expect IT to solve them immediately?

      My friend, I'm sorry, but you appear to have been dropped on your head.

    44. Re:Possible Explanation by 1lus10n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Skype is banned at a lot of business's because of its EULA and because of its absofuckinglutely huge security holes.

      now lets see here, gmail, facebook, victoria's secret, itms, youtube and the like ... not exactly productivity tools. Certainly not needed by anyone at the company. WTF is the complaint ? You cant get paid to surf the web ? Boo fucking who.

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    45. Re:Possible Explanation by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      The loss generated from customers following broken links on your website will be greater than the cost of having IT do their job.

      IT doesn't want to deal with problems, really who does? But not replacing poor technology is not a solution. Anywhere else in the company, it's not acceptable to say "I don't want to deal with problems that might arise from this, so I'm not going to sell our product". Or "I'm not going to write any more code because it might cause problems that I have to fix".

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    46. Re:Possible Explanation by JM78 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

      I'm so tired of whining employees for *all* the reasons mentioned.

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    47. Re:Possible Explanation by gatesvp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then you have the people who complain about being unable to install software when our policies are clear that they need to run it past their supervisor first and then submit a request to finance + IT for funding and install.

      But this only breeds the inverse battle: "I'm looking for an app that does X and will save us money, but I need to install 4 or 5 different trials." Which is, of course, a perfectly justified use of time.

      Lastly, what were these "Side Projects"? How do you think IT figures out if a new product will help you or not....

      Hey that's a softball. You arrange for (and contract in) 2-4 hours/week of dedicated continuous/ongoing training time. You explain that the work you do is evolving so quickly that they can either send you to an expensive week-long seminar every year or that they can give you 2 hours/week to "study other stuff". If they don't understand this mentality and logic, then you are clearly working for the wrong people, it's time to find a new job.

      Then there's the set of users who don't understand Scope of Support & When we discussed the major database + client update

      Your point is well-heeded, yeah, users aren't always the greatest clients. And to make matters worse, you're supporting a setup that you are often incapable of testing (new acct. software?) and you're supporting software that you didn't write (e.g.: bad roaming profiles). And when nothing is going wrong and you're doing your job correctly, then nobody seems to notice and they wonder what you're doing.

      What's actually going on here is that most bosses don't appreciate what's involved in good IT administration. This stems from the fact that they don't understand any of it, it's all just voodoo magic to them. Of course, basically every boss has dealt with voodoo charlatans, so they end up with very little trust in the actual magicians. The real problem here is two-fold, it's not just about mastering the details of IT, it's about PR work crossing with IT work. Good system admins must also be PR specialists, they have to be able to communicate correctly with the managers they encounter, they have to be able to breed trust and generate contracts of understanding with management.

      And let's face it, the big problems you're talking about stem directly from that seed. Most IT admins yell and bitch about [l]users and shitty bosses and romp on the boards b/c "no one else gets them". But they're completely failing to acknowledge that the very source of their problems is their own inability to meaningfully communicate complexity to both users and management. If you can't do this, take a course from someone who can. You spent 2, 4 (6, 8?) years learning to operate/program/manage/debug/troubleshoot computers with hours of classroom and personal time spent on some of the most obscure pieces of knowledge. If you can't be bothered to take a few months to really learn how to communicate, then you deserve all of the shit flung your way.

    48. Re:Possible Explanation by gatesvp · · Score: 1

      What? And you didn't quit? You'd rather work long hours to fix problems brought upon by the poor decisions of those above you? You could've spent all of that OT looking for a new job. He made a shitty decision and rather than stick to your guns you just put your head down and pulled him out of the muck?

      I don't know if I would call that lazy or foolish, but you just completely failed rule #1: Defend yourself

    49. Re:Possible Explanation by JustOK · · Score: 1

      The IT department wouldn't let him.

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    50. Re:Possible Explanation by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly why the IT dept at one of my clients got 'outsourced' a while ago. Everybody was sick of the lousy support and 1980s functionality. Of course the promised 'economies' remain elusive, and the equally-hyped 'improvements' did not happen. Oh, and support is now being moved offshore...everybody loses, including the original IT team.

      The bottom line is - the bottom line. The smart IT managers anticipate how new technology can benefit the business, and work with users to define the financial and customer benefit. You want blackberrys for the sales team, OK, how will that help productivity? Let's build a business case & take it to management...

    51. Re:Possible Explanation by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      IT departments everywhere have had their staffing cut to the bone. Even if they haven't had actual staff cuts, they've probably just barely kept the same level of staff while the rest of the company and the demands on IT kept growing. That's assuming their jobs haven't been transitioned to an Indian office.

      It's no surprise IT departments are not devoting resources to rolling out new technologies. Unless it's something the CIO is demanding as a corporate priority, it's probably not even on most IT staff's radar.

    52. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it seems that you work with secretaries, not developers. I am sure that the GP post is a developer post and in our experience, IT folks get in our way.

      Why do we need Finance approval to install an OSS compiler? Or Cygwin? Sure you can run it in user space, but the way Windows is designed, things break that way. Etc.

      You get my idea. When developers that you are supporting are writing code that is more complex than the software you get paid to install and use, who do you think knows more about the systems that they need?

    53. Re:Possible Explanation by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Exactly, IT is there to manage "the network", not spend all day repairing the broken apps of OTHER DEPARTMENTS. As a software developer for 20 years I see IT as providing a "sandpit" for the rest of us to fight. They are the "gatekeeper" whose demands usually seem quite reasonable demands (if you bother to ask before you build your app). And when the department that payed for the app are not willing to pay the dev team to maintain what they produce....well...it's a bit rich blaming IT who are even further removed from an orphaned/legacy project.

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    54. Re:Possible Explanation by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The same way you would remove a secretary who refused to deliver phone messages, or a janitor who refused sweep.

      What if that refusal was due to the janitor having no broom and no budget to purchase one, or the secretary having no way of passing messages on or simply no time to answer the phone due to workload?

      Rather than simply firing people who don't do what they're told when they're told, perhaps it would be better to work out *why* that is the case. Then of course if they're just be obstructive, then fire them.

      Never forget, though, that IT departments in many cases are overworked, understaffed and under-resourced. Also never forget that as (supposedly) experts in a field, sometimes it is their duty to say "no, we can't do that/do it this way because of this, but how about this instead?".

    55. Re:Possible Explanation by tumbleweedsi · · Score: 1

      Mod parent troll please.

      A well aligned IT department will work with the business to ensure that the infrastructure delivers what the business needs without compromising the security and integrity of the data.
      So you have worked for some bum companies, I am sorry to hear that. If your senior management team is so incompetent that they cannot get the IT department to deliver a worthwhile service then clearly the company is going to be in a lot of trouble.

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    56. Re:Possible Explanation by Moderatbastard · · Score: 0
      Since when did whining become insightful?

      I can name 100 other issues that are not Web 2.0 that are priority that they also will not support
      So, by his own admission, his post is offtopic.
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    57. Re:Possible Explanation by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      Pfizer needs to actually create a single IT. They have so many different IT departments it is just crazy! All this while they are "creating one IT" and shipping our data centers to Costa Rica and other small areas of land surrounded by water.

      I wouldn't outsource a datacenter to Costa Rica. However, I would hire people that have worked for online gambling sites in countries like Costa Rica. Those people know a few things ab out bandwidth shaping and security.

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    58. Re:Possible Explanation by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      I've seen what you describe, and I sympathize. It's a management problem for IT, and I've been part of IT when this was happening *because what IT was told to do was broken*. I've personally saved a company's legal ass in court because I had an unreported email backup system running that was "in testing" for a year, because I couldn't get through the chains of command to report the known flaws to "the Exchange team" or even sit down with them to explain the observed problem. And saved a salesman's big deal when I ignored my company's requisition procedure and found him a laptop before he had to go overseas and his work laptop was failing, cutting him off from our corporate VPN while he traveled. And I got written up for it, because I hadn't followed procedures.

      Did you have a working trouble ticket system? I swear, they're one of the most useful things on both sides to prevent IT departments from slowing development, and to allow IT departments to get their work published and noticed. A transparent, publicly accessible system like Bugzilla or RT that encourages input from the requester, and encourages comment from others involved and doesn't require fancy clients or training to use is a tremendous help.

      Any IT department forced to use Siebel, however, is doomed from the start.

    59. Re:Possible Explanation by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And even richer when the old system running that business app has to be maintained on the network, with out of date OS, shared accounts with admin privileges, no backup, no hardware support, and it's five years later and the person who wrote the strange proprietary odd system on it left 3 years ago. I've been asked to deal with or salvage such sysems at least annually for years. It can be fun, but it's a huge timesink.

    60. Re:Possible Explanation by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Not at all. "Paradigm shift" should be considered the "Godwin's Law" of new technologies: anytime it's used to describe a new product, it's obvious that the approach is being sold purely to attract money, not to actually accomplish anything.

    61. Re:Possible Explanation by tbuskey · · Score: 1

      Lots of users have unrealistic expectations of IT.

      We had a group come to us to setup archiving. They used to send documents to another division that would store and index things. That division started saying "No. Give us an account to charge". Because it involved word files, they wanted IT to "handle it".

      We pointed out that we had a document control system department in house. They could just as easily burn a CD and store that in the folder.

      The whole thing was really a business process project that happened to involve computers at one point. Because of that, they thought they could throw it over the wall to IT.

    62. Re:Possible Explanation by cjb-nc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The day my boss comes up to me and tells me I can be replaced my anyone... is the day I start looking for a new job. If you believe I'm that worthless to you, then we're BOTH better off if I leave. You, because you think you are right, and me, because you clearly do not value the work that I do. It's sad to me you had to hire an outside efficiency team just to tell you what you wanted to hear. What kind of manager are you, that you don't understand what your people do so you have to have someone else tell you what is a good or bad metric for performance?

      I work in a university setting. The head of my last department came and gave me a pep talk that included the phrase "any faculty can do the job that you do, if they just bothered to take the time to do it." I left within 3 months. The department I work in now knows that isn't true.

    63. Re:Possible Explanation by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Good system admins must also be PR specialists, they have to be able to communicate correctly with the managers

      It's much better working in a place where managers manage instead of just being some sort of royalty there by birthright. The good PR specialists are there to get people to buy stuff - they should not be in what is really a cost centre. A good admin should be able to communicate to the manager without flattery and all the time wasting garbage a good PR person should do - you know each other after all.

    64. Re:Possible Explanation by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "It's not "IT" that's your problem... its the executives and management."

      In capitalist America, profit gives way to mediocrity!

    65. Re:Possible Explanation by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Fuck Web 2.0, IT departments are slow to move on any project except those that somehow benefit IT itself. We have an extraordinarily difficult time getting IT to update broken links on our website (we used to have access via the shitty CMS they were running but they now took that away too) nevermind solutions such as chat, online appointment scheduling, or additional databases to store information captured from web forms.

      See, thats the thing. Right now, most corporate organizations use IT as a means to support the rest of the company rather than the other way around.

      If one were take business as an act of war (Sun Tzu) they would reverse the roles as Clausewitz suggested in his book "On War" in that rather than the army being designed to support the nation, but nation's government and economic policies were designed to support the army which would be then be the extension of the nations will through diplomacy.

      So rather having the IT simply be around to support the rest of the company, the company should become IT. Rather than the sole purpose of IT to keep the bean counters up and running, the HR, lawyers, and everyone else who is not in IT directly is sole purpose is to support the IT organization. Instead of the CEO and the VPs being independent and simply a court of well to dos, they would now be the head of IT like say Napoleon was the head of the army and the state rather than simply the head of state and just letting his generals of IT go forth without understanding any concepts of what IT does.

      Which means in order to be like this you must start with the IT department first and then build around that. Simply taking an old brick and mortar company and adding IT to it will not give you Web 2.0 or at least even in a way marketing envisions at a best case scenario.

      That said, if your company makes the majority of its income though its web store front, this policy makes sense, because if IT fails then the site goes down and your company makes money. Which means if your company has to ever let people go in that situation it has to let non-IT staff go first because if the Web store goes down then there is no point in even having HR around.

      Of course if you are a brick and mortar then you don't need this type of strategic thinking, but at the same time you really don't really need to be thinking about Web 2.0 either because chances are it will be just throwing cash at consultants who will make fancy logos for you and nothing more.

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    66. Re:Possible Explanation by dnoyeb · · Score: 1, Interesting

      IT is full of shit. I can see me telling my Boss "I dont write software for freescale micros" I only support ST micros. I would be fires so quick.

      How can IT think it can tell us what software it does and does not support? And they when they don't support it they can provide no alternatives...

      My company uses lots of software tools to do our jobs. They are not MS certified so these idiots can never backup a computer right because all they do is the MS backup job of copying registry and MyDocuments folder.

      Sure, the department head should be fired. IT should support departments, not specific software packages.

    67. Re:Possible Explanation by larkost · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that the IT department made that decision? Or do you think that the CEO/CFO/CIO read a recent report that workers spend too much of their time browsing the we for personal reasons and decided that the IT department was going to make the change? Then he decided that the message should come from the IT department for IT reasons so that it would not be challenged by other workers and he could escape without anyone coming to him to complain.

      Sometimes networking guys get weird ideas in their heads (and have a tendency to just start making changes, but they tend to do so without talking to anyone), but I have yet to hear about a true IT person coming up with the idea to filter web traffic.

    68. Re:Possible Explanation by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "How can IT think it can tell us what software it does and does not support?"

      Stop firing people and grow up a little bit. IT doesn't "think", it works on mandated processes so that the people who work there can be seen as easily replaceable cogs by the people who put them there. If you have ever had anything to do with a "mission critical" system in a large corporation you would know the "IT department" can be extremely cooperative when the board of directors are involved. Like I said I am a developer and see that as a different task to "the IT department", I have never worked in "the IT department" but IMHO it looks like an underpaid and thankless job.

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    69. Re:Possible Explanation by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      If it's happening annually you can bet it's tied to someones "KPI". ;)

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    70. Re:Possible Explanation by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      "What kind of manager are you, that you don't understand what your people do I'm the manager that you, as an IT person should want. I'm the person who values the need for a progressive, solid forward moving, secure IT infrastructure with future planning for 1 through 5 year growth. I'm the person who is willing, and able, to listen to what IT needs to get their job done. I'm the person who will champion IT to my direct superior, the CEO. I'm a manager who has no time for groups that consistently underperform and when I've had enough of the bullshit I will fire your ass. I don't expect IT to be a profit center, I expect them to deliver an IT stratergy and move forward in the implementation. As I am not an IT person when an operations group is failing to perform that badly I do need to bring in experts to confirm my fears, you see I don't believe that I know everything about everything, I'm not that concieted. I'm willing to invest in IT and all I ask in return is a professional business approach. Your answer above stinks of entitlement, arrogance and self-importance and rather sad. I hope your IT career in the university system works well for you.

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    71. Re:Possible Explanation by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Having done both dev and support jobs, I can think of two answers to your question. The first is that IT policies are written for users, not developers. Developers are a subset of users. Let's say I am writing policy for a 700 person organization, and 12 of those people are developers. My boss wants a policy that he can give to his boss (probably the CEO, president, or owner given the imagined size of this company and my imagined level of responsibility). Ideally my boss wants a policy that everyone has to follow, even his own boss. So he tells his boss, quite reasonably, "well JD, the reason you and everyone else has to go through this procedure to get software installed is so my smart boys can make sure you're not accidentally getting any viruses or anything, and you know how Baker is about anyone buying anything unless his people know about it."

      Do you want to be the one that tells JD about the twelve guys over in development who don't have to follow this procedure that everyone else, even JD (or so the CIO really hopes) follows? Of course not. They're users like everyone else.

      The second reason is even simpler. I've done dev and admin. I've worked in big places and small places. I've traveled around and worked in a big place one day and a small place the next. In my experience out of every ten devs there will be four who are willing and able to admin their own machines and will do so responsibly. There will be two who may or may not be able to admin their own machines but will be unwilling to do so because it's beneath them. There will be three who are willing and seem able, but have some gapping holes in their knowledge and will eventually do something stupid. Then there will be one who is absolutely bat shit nuts and will destroy machines weekly. He'll install this patch and registry hack that his friend wrote to let Windows use ReiserFS as its root partition then call IT because his system is unstable and he can't figure out why. After a week of work he'll admit that maybe he might have made a small hack... (no, that never actually happened, but I've seen some developers do some insane things with root/admin access)

      Good devs aren't always good admins and let's face it, not all devs are even good devs. (Not to say that all admins are good admins either). Policies are written for people in general, not for one person in particular. You personally may be the best developer and admin in the company and you see no reason why you can tweak your workstation into the lean mean coding machine you need it to be, but policy has to be written to take into account the guy who works next to you and keeps confusing "while... do" with "do... while" and forgetting that C arrays begin their identifiers with 0 and not 1.

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    72. Re:Possible Explanation by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Either you or your friend missed out on the better parts of AJAX or you were one of those people doing it before it became formalized. The biggest advantage with AJAX is the asynchronous communication via XMLHTTPRequest. With your ASP/Perlscript pages, you are probably relying on postbacks to update pages. This works, and quite well for many things, but if you are dealing with big pages it can get annoying; not to mention having the whole page "blink" every time you need to update something on it is less than ideal for the user.I agree that AJAX has been hyped like the next snake oil, but the ability to communicate back and forth between the browser and the server, with just the changes, can make for a much better user experience.
      As for why IT departments are slow to adopt Web 2.0, it's partly the realization that it's mostly hype; and I think a large part is the fact that this is yet another set of technologies which they need to get comfortable with before they consider supporting them. Also, they probably want to wait a bit and see what problems shake out. New technology is fun, having to implement and support new technology is scary, god only knows what is going to break and what is going to let in the next Nimda. Lastly, there is that whole support problem of, "I uploaded my video to my blog and it's not working. It's IT's fault and they had better fix it!" Thank you, no.

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    73. Re:Possible Explanation by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      I know that there are mangers who ask for something from nothing in most every field. I didn't mean to imply that IT should do the impossible, but there is a big difference between "Yes, we can do that but we will need X,Y,and Z to make it happen. Here are some options that we can do with the equipment we have. " and "No. We can do that." Basically, IMHO, the job of every employee is to enhance the production and value of the companies product. Anything or anyone that doesn't contribute to that is an obstruction to be removed.

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    74. Re:Possible Explanation by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1
      As a BOFH myself, first line of defense is always activating the Halon system against intruders. Think of it as today's version of dumping boiling tar on the barbarians invading the castle ;)

    75. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It shouldn't be IT's job of babysitting the web users. That's the job of the managers. I really hate people who think their job entitles them to do police work.

      Why do you care if someone is looking at Victoria's secret? It's certainly no risk to security, and if you have a 100Mbit connection it's not a problem with bandwidth. When an activity has no consequences for your job, keep the hell away. If you have some sort of moral objections, take them up with the managers.

      Remember - blocking Victoria's secret was not decided by their managers, but by IT! They are clearly stepping out of their territory. You are not responsible for deciding what people can and can't do, as long as they don't install spyware. If you had a 1Mbit line and users maxed it out with Youtube, I could understand blocking Youtube if the users didnt comply with your warnings.

    76. Re:Possible Explanation by innerweb · · Score: 1

      After working over two decades in development and administration, I think I can shed some light on why everyone's finger is pointing in every other directions.

      Systems administration - normally called IT by those who don't know what is involved in real IT - is responsible for keeping the networks, servers, data systems, external connections, email, etc up and running in companies. They are the guys most of you all never talk to until something breaks. They get shoved under the carpet, out the back door, or wherever else they are not in *anybody* else's way. The average IT person never receives a thank you for a job well done or a thank you from any customer for not having to make the call since everything works. I have worked in companies where people did not even know we had an IT dept, as things just worked.

      The average user the IT professional deals with expects a complicated application to be as easy to use as a simple hand held calculator (one with only +,-,*,/,=) yet be able to turn out financial reports on multiple scenarios for future potentials, find and relate minuscule pieces of rather unrelated data. The average use calls in for help on things like:

      • "I can't find my application"
        (it is in the start menu/on the desktop)
      • "Why is my computer not working, my phone is?"
        The power is off/ the computer is unplugged/...
      • "My cousin Vinny says that you can do BLAH! You must not know what you are doing."
        Their cousin Vinny is an idiot who learned about computers in by reading marketing slicks.
      • "Your PHB said you can get these done by tonight."
        They were told to tell us last month.
      • "I can't find my documents."
        They deleted them.
      • "The application keeps crashing, why can't you guys get anything to run."
        They specified the application, you told them it would not work on this network with this OS and the company that wrote it has a horrible support history
      • "Why can't you get your work done on time?"
        They hired you for 40 to maybe 50 hours per week of work, yet they gave you almost 120 hours and you are doing 90 now.
      • and so many more...

      It is not that most users are not capable of learning how to do their job with their tools, they just assume that anything IT is not their job. The reality is anything you touch is your job to learn about. If I do work for the marketing department as an IT person, it is part of my job to learn about how the dept works and how best to work with the different depts as well as how to use the tools I use to do my job. Same for all the users out there, but most are too lazy or too scared or too *fill in the blank* to do so. Now, do you want to support that mess? Probably not, and you'll find that without rules as to what you can and can not support, you WILL NOT BE ABLE TO support it, as you will never know enough about the intricate inner workings of an application to support it when it breaks down. You don't become intimate with a piece of software or a system in a few months. It takes much more time for anything of complexity

      From the programmers perspective, you get tasked to do things that seem easy to do (from a human perspective), so the project owner assumes that it will only take you a few days to figure out how to do it with a very fast idiot machine. Yeah, computers can do many things a heck of a lot faster than a person, but they are horrible at just learning how to do anything! So, the best way to think about writing software is trying to teach an average 3 to 4 year old how to do something. Most kids at that age can do simple tasks, but I dare you to teach an average four year old how to manage an accounting process. And, realizing that the computer never grows up and becomes better at whatever it is they are doing. Things I have heard as a programmer:

      • "Can't you just copy *company name's* code and use that."
        Can we say illegal?
      • "Isn't there an open source project that does that?"
        GPL viral issu
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    77. Re:Possible Explanation by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I'll do what I'm told (within reason), but I also consider it part of my job description to advise. If my boss says "I want Web 2.0 apps on our site", then I'm going to a) try to determine what it is he or she means and b) depending on what is actually being requested (as opposes to the regurgitated bullshit that no-nothing tech columnists tend to spew) will advise on whether or not it's a realistic project. If they insist upon something I know is going to lead to a large amount of problems, I will warn them, and make sure that there is documentation of my warning.

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    78. Re:Possible Explanation by redhog · · Score: 1

      The greatest thing about having a ticket system is that you actually get statistics on what IT does, how it performs, that IT can use to justifty its operating costs to management.

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    79. Re:Possible Explanation by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      That's a *good* ticket system used that way. Bad ones, like for example Siebel, are often used to block work because people who are privileged skip around it, and people who are not privileged are forced to waste enormous amounts of time even getting a copy of it to submit their help request, then have their tickets marked as "resolved" by IT or helpdesk personnel who should have marked it "rejected", because they literally did nothing and did not resolve the issue.

    80. Re:Possible Explanation by edittard · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. If someone is proposing a dangerous, unworkable or downright impossible course of action, obstructing them is the correct course of action.

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    81. Re:Possible Explanation by edittard · · Score: 1

      It could be that. Or it could simply be that the twat using the phrase is an incompetent spunksplat who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

      Then again, we could both be right.

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    82. Re:Possible Explanation by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Part of your view is the problem. Web 2.0 isn't a "sexy new technology", it's a paradigm shift.

      Pastel colours are a paradigm shift?

    83. Re:Possible Explanation by zestor · · Score: 1

      Cry me a fucking river. IT departments are not deploying Web 2.0 because they don't know what the fuck they are doing. They have no specific training in Web 2.0 and generally don't know how it works. All you hear is FUD about Security concerns, yet you don't hear anyone get to the specifics of what the security concerns are. Security for Web 2.0 is no different than Web 1.0 applications, it's the same OWASP Top 10 shit that nobody seems to do. If you were getting hacked yesterday, you are getting hacked today as well.

    84. Re:Possible Explanation by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      But this only breeds the inverse battle: "I'm looking for an app that does X and will save us money, but I need to install 4 or 5 different trials." Which is, of course, a perfectly justified use of time. That's great but in general users should be coming to us saying "I need to do X with my computer." and then we will figure out how to accomplish that in a hopefully cost effective, scalable and safe way.

      I have no problem explaning complexity to most managers, and the vast majority of managerial people I deal with understand the complexity. The random new worker or old employee on the other hand often has no idea what may be entailed by their request and often claims they have no idea what we're talking about. I can see that being an issue, but I have trouble having patience with people who cannot seem to answer "What does the error message say exactly?" or "Could you please tell me what you are trying to do and what happens?" when asked to expound on a trouble ticket like "Can't Shutdown".
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    85. Re:Possible Explanation by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Yes, most corporate users don't realise there are generally three levels of help desk on a large system.

      1. The "one number" help desk.
      2. The system specific help desk.
      3. The development team.

      One time I had an irrate customer reach me down at the third level, I asked him to explain the problem and he started ranting and raving about how he had been bounced all round the company for a couple of weeks and insisted I "look it up because he has told the story to enough people and just wants it fixed". I said something like "You won't bounce any further, I wrote the program. You MAY have discovered an unknown bug and we want to know first hand what's going on.". He calmed down immediately and after I listened to his problems (all but one of them totally unrelated) I organised to send out a replacement laptop so we could investigate his problem at our lesiure. Another problem that made it down to third level quite quickly meant a week or two of interstate travel (Australia), an investigation by "the IT department" into the tower logs, and a motorala expert flown in from the states. All this to investigate "bad reception" and discover a certain type of radio modem had a hitherto unknown firmware bug that meant it stayed "attached" to the first tower it "saw".

      One user with a specific problem out of thousands without it means the problem goes directly to lowest priority unless the developers can be found and shown the bug, OTOH a spreading case of "bad reception" correlated to a certain type of modem that is "not repetable in the lab" is a high priority concern - IIRC the one user turned out have had a faulty system clock that was screwing up his automatic job scheduling and what the dev team found was incorporated into the higher levels of help desk in the hopes we could avoid future stressed out employees/customers with broken hardware. This just means that a higher level help desk had one more inane question - "Does your clock keep accurate time" - it would be irrelevant to 99% of the calls, OTOH: just one percent of 10,000 users is still quite time consuming, good job the wonky modem was caught and patched before all but a couple of dozen "trial users" received the new hardware.

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    86. Re:Possible Explanation by clydemaxwell · · Score: 1

      this asshat who pushed the buzzword down everyone's throat..I think we've all dealt with his type. It says IT didn't want to do it (then hints that they're dinosaurs for not grabbing onto this new 'paradigm') then even insinuates the USERS didn't want it, preferring email and 'old-fashioned' methods instead. Damn, this guy must have been a pain in the ass for everyone involved.

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    87. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again foisting the blame for his situation onto everyone but himself - he's incapable of accepting responsibility for his own actions. His personality is so acerbic that his own family kicked him out, and he's too proud to accept any position that does not pay him what he thinks he's worth, which is somewhere in the 6-figure range (if not higher).

      He's also obsessed with his drug habit and has convinced himself that he deserves 20000 acres of land due to his superiority complex.

    88. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget, he also wants everything handed to him on a silver platter! For example, check out this selection from yesterday's JE:

      I'm still waiting for someone to drop an ounce bag in my lap...

      And he says everyone ELSE has entitlement issues, when he won't even work to support his drug habit!

    89. Re:Possible Explanation by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      IT doesn't want to deal with problems, really who does? But not replacing poor technology is not a solution. Anywhere else in the company, it's not acceptable to say "I don't want to deal with problems that might arise from this, so I'm not going to sell our product". Or "I'm not going to write any more code because it might cause problems that I have to fix".

      ITs job is to provide the best technical solutions to the businesses needs that they can. This job is hindered by the business in two ways. First, you have moronic upper management and marketing people trying to tell IT how to do their jobs. IT doesn't go to the marketers and tell them they WILL make all new promo posters in fluorescent yellow because it's more eye catching, and therefore more likely to bring in sales, and all they ask is that marketing likewise leave IT alone when it makes technical decisions for reasons that require specialist knowledge (why the business is paying for IT experts). The second way business interferes is in budgets and timelines. They hand over a set of requirements, a timeline and a budget, and expect all three to be met. Unfortunately at least one of the three must be adjusted to make room for the other two. More often than not, the business decides to cut requirements, and then the users complain that IT didn't deliver what they promised.

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    90. Re:Possible Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The IT department in most companies is there to provide a service to the business.

      If your IT department refuses to provide the service that your business requires, you should seriously consider replacing some [or all] of your IT staff.

  2. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Might this be a hint, maybe? If I had to bypass my doctor for a certain type of treatment, wouldn't I also wonder if I was doing something stupid?

    Web 2.0 is not the sudden computer solution to every business problem. You would have thought that businesses would have learned the dangers of over reliance on computer 'solutions' after the Dot Com Crash.

  3. Too bad! by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IT doesn't want Web 2.0 but end users do. Too bad! End users typically don't know what is good for them when it comes to computers and networking.

    Web 2.0 is a bloated, risky, pointless waste of time, money, bandwidth, and electricity.

    Or at least that is my opinion. ... opinions are not trolls or flamebait. Please don't mod me down because I'm testy, you don't agree, or you think I am being "stuck up". Reply instead.

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    1. Re:Too bad! by Bieeanda · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm inclined to agree. At the very least, they should be using services that don't default to mashing your data up with everyone else's. The idea of using del.icio.us or a social network apparatus like Facebook for potentially sensitive exchanges is absolutely and utterly horrifying.

      The end user tends to want shit like Webshots or Bonzi Buddy too. Just because they clamor and whine for something that looks flashy and easy, doesn't mean that they should get it.

    2. Re:Too bad! by Noodles_HK · · Score: 1

      I second that... While I understand that IT is there to help the business users get their job done, we also have the obligation to ensure overall network and data integrity. If IT lets every user access to new, cool, must-have "critical collaboration" tool, we wouldn't really be doing our job. Everyone wants it now. We should act as responsible gatekeepers who help users decide if the web tool dejour really should be implemented across the enterprise, or just on your personal laptop at home.

    3. Re:Too bad! by Rycross · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Certain things like wikis are really nice for development teams. The trick is using the technology for the correct problem.

      I see two possible cases here:
      1) The IT department is incompetent.
      2) Some manager who wants to be able to write that he "synergized the business using new paradigms in a Web 2.0 world" in their resume.

      I'm betting on the latter. But thats probably because I'm used to it.

    4. Re:Too bad! by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Web 2.0 is a slippery term. If by web 2.0 you mean user-generated content, then I have to disagree.

      One example: wiki based support. I find that people are, for many reasons, willing to help others. Some may like showing how much they know. Some are altruistic. And so on. Now, let's say you have an application that gets used by 25000 people and a development team of 15 people. You probably don't have time to support the application to the extent it needs. Enter a wiki. If you have a wiki, that can at least minimize the questions / requests sent to your team, leaving you to focus on enhancements, future looking stuff, etc. Using a wiki, you can actually get your user base to at least partially support itself.

      Sure, a social networking site *might* not be the right thing for you F500 company's intranet. But a wiki might be just what you need.

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    5. Re:Too bad! by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I usually figure that Web 2.0 is basically AJAX or similar webapp-like technology when it actually means something other than an empty buzzword.

    6. Re:Too bad! by bjourne · · Score: 1

      Indeed! We have a wiki at our company with something like 10,000 employees. It is very popular and received hundreds of edits every day. IT doesn't manage it, it was some guy who decided that it would be nice to setup one. The wiki is now two years old but IT still threats it like a step child because it is new and foreign to them. I imagine it was the same thing with the corporate IM clients we are using. Most IT folks seem to have trouble realizing that they serve the same role to the company as the cleaning staff - they should be keeping stuff working and clean and then, please, get out of the way. Instead they grow into a nuisance where every change in the environment becomes a massive beaurocratic undertaking.

      For example, many people want to use Firefox to browse the intranet (we're developers after all). But IT still gets away with "Sorry, Firefox is not supported here. If you have a legitimate business case for requesting a change please fill in this form to create a request ticket along with your department managers approval bla bla bla"

    7. Re:Too bad! by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I can't disagree more. End users are the only ones that know what's good for them. As a business, the goal is to give the customer what the customer will buy, and if that means web 2.0, then do web 2.0. If users flock to it, then it must be filling a need. Web 2.0 has some security issues and it's not optimal, but for a lot of applications that either doesn't matter or a good IT group could work around it anyway.

    8. Re:Too bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, and when that wiki breaks or is incompatable with something, guess who's going to be at fault? People are going to blame I.T., not the guy that created it. And I imagine it's probably based on MySQL in an IT dept used to MS SQL Server, so they've no idea how to make a back-up of it (even if it's possible.)

      (Of course, you're going to blame IT when they try to do proactive mantainence, expecting them to work in the weekend when you wouldn't consider it yourself. But then you'll blame IT when something breaks too.)

      The mentality you have is that of a 'client' with IT being the 'vendor' -- the catch is that a real vendor will *charge you* for the services; you ask something tricky and they keep ratcheting up the price. Internal IT depts don't have that option; and you simply won't believe the hidden costs behind implementing a new piece of technology.

      The correct attitude to have is everyone on the same team. You work *with* IT, you don't treat them as a mere vendor.

      Keeping things working is nowhwere near as easy as you think on things as complex as computers. You do your best, but some user will bitch and moan because the updates you've pushed out to every machine three

    9. Re:Too bad! by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

      I have three guesses as to where you work, because I work there too. Email me. And if I'm right, I think we have it easier than most.

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    10. Re:Too bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been "that guy" with a rogue web app, after it escaped from under my desk and found its way to CSR, marketing, operations, and sales I had a few frantic meetings with IT to get the app made respectable. In the course of that I discovered that IT has some valid reasons to be interested:

      • IT gets support calls when it breaks for any reason
      • Rogue apps can leak information or be a security risk - hardcoded passwords and raw access to a database can both give employees improper access
      • Rogue apps may not be respectful of resources - in some cases you get a couple scripts running multiple large queries many many many times to try and link different data sources together in way not originally envisioned

      IT is often seemingly a lazy, self-protecting bureaucracy, but even so they have some valid stake in making sure that the things that they are responsible for are things they can control.

      Users present wants and needs to IT, users don't have the right to dictate the specific technology. So long as IT meets users needs and can satisfy their own requirements as well I don't see why users should even care - unless it really is a pissing contest or simple buzzword bingo.

    11. Re:Too bad! by xnt_hehe · · Score: 1

      While I agree that having users help each other will probably decrease calls to the IT department (at least initially), I have to wonder if the overhead created in supporting the wiki will leave you with a net gain? You may start to get calls on how to post questions to the wiki; a question that you would have gotten directly previously. Meanwhile the user still has no answer, but at least he has something to do (post to the wiki and discuss the problem with others). Is this adding to profitability? I'm not completely convinced, but open to debate.

    12. Re:Too bad! by xnt_hehe · · Score: 2, Informative

      You fail to see the distinction between:
      1 - A company that SELL WEB 2.0 "stuff"
      2 - A company that wants to USE WEB2.0 "stuff" to increase profits.
      If your company does #1 then DUN, go for it, sell sell sell the hype and profit. However, if your company is a consumer of WEB 2.0 "stuff" then your post is ridiculous.
      "Web 2.0 has some security issues and it's not optimal, but for a lot of applications that either doesn't matter or a good IT group could work around it anyway."
      I read: it will cost a lot of money to "work around it anyway" and, in the end, probably not be secure....but that doesn't matter as long as it look pretty,because that's what the end user wants. HOW does this help a company??

    13. Re:Too bad! by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 1

      Web 2.0 is a bloated, risky, pointless waste of time, money, bandwidth, and electricity.
      So perhaps you can then explain to me what Web 2.0 is? Besides a marketing term, that is.

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    14. Re:Too bad! by pla · · Score: 1

      End users are the only ones that know what's good for them

      End users don't even know what they want, much less what they need.

      In one breath they'll complain that they don't have enough access to foo, then turn around and whine that they shouldn't have had enough permission to delete all their foo data.



      As a business, the goal is to give the customer what the customer will buy, and if that means web 2.0, then do web 2.0.

      ...Regardless of whether or not Buzzword 2.0 will get their personal info stolen and your company sued?

      It sounds like nice management ass-kiss-speak to call the customer always right. But when the lawsuits start rolling in, guess which heads end up on the chopping block first?



      If users flock to it, then it must be filling a need.

      Yeah - Just like heroin or crack or meth, right? Users want it, so let them have it! Only a right bastard would deny the users what they want. All those IT weenies just have no work ethic (despite the 50+ hour work weeks) and don't want to enter the new paradigm of dynamic confrabulations that will proactively empower us to transcend conventional limitations to compete in the global marketplace (despite the fact that "we" only sell physical items/services from a brick-n'-mortar to walk-in customers from the surrounding 10 miles).



      As the saying goes, "You can't polish a turd". If you have nothing but absolute shit to sell, offering free gift-wrapping won't sell more of it.

    15. Re:Too bad! by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Also, what about the possibility of posting incorrect information? If one user posts their stupid cocked-up way of doing something and opens up a security hole, then having that information spread through the entire company (via the wiki) is obviously worse than having the information spread only among those people that the original user talks to.

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    16. Re:Too bad! by crucini · · Score: 1

      Web 2.0 is an ambiguous term. In this context, I assume it means web apps using javascript to the point where they're unusable without it. To assume further: internal web apps.

      While initially reluctant, I have come to embrace this style of app development. Many GUI apps are too rich to be forced into the HTTP static page model. Static pages are fine for rarely used forms like opening a trouble ticket. But if you're expecting employees to spend all day using a certain app, it should incorporate the conveniences of Web 2.0.

      Within an enterprise, the number of supported browsers is usually finite. And there seems to be less need for browser-specific hacks than previously.

    17. Re:Too bad! by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      If by conveniences of Web 2.0 you mean slow page responses, chugging browser (IE of course) sucking 100% of one core (if you have a single-core you are screwed) for 30 seconds after the page appears loaded... when you could have used a static page... that looks dull but lets me perform my task in like 10 seconds compared to 45.

      I would rather the rarely used forms look nice and the commonly used ones work efficiently.

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    18. Re:Too bad! by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      A project I was working on earlier tried to create a development wiki which would magically allow people to share information. The end result was a fragmented, unreliable, outdated, mess of 'information'. Many people assumed that since it was a wiki, other people who do their job and update the pages for them. Other people assumed that since it was a wiki, they could just post whatever they want, even when they didn't know what they were talking about. And other people used it for things it was never meant for such as status reports, which did nothing but clutter it with information no one outside of the individual and their manager would ever want to see.

      No, wikis are not some sort of magical device that will instantly transform your department's information needs into a well organized library like the wikipedia. They do have certain situations where they can be useful, but in general they have become nothing more than another modern cargo cult.

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    19. Re:Too bad! by crucini · · Score: 1
      If the app takes 30 seconds to load, there's something wrong with it. That problem can be solved.

      I would rather the rarely used forms look nice and the commonly used ones work efficiently.

      Working efficiently is the whole point. For example, say I'm adding userids to be CC'd on a ticket. I know these userids pretty well, but not perfectly; I rapidly type "johnw rmanish wcchung". Turns out "rmanish" should be "manishr".

      In Web 1.0, I hit submit, then get back a page with an error message and have to navigate to the right field, research and fix it. In Web 2.0, almost immediately after I type "rmanish" it turns red and a box pops up with similar userids and photos. I recognize manishr's face and click it; the app replaces "rmanish" with "manishr".
    20. Re:Too bad! by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Thats a good example of a "Web 2.0" system that works properly

      I have yet to come across such a gem. Everything I have yet seen should still be in testing. Maybe thats because I use a browser that actually follows standards, but hey.

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  4. Duh.. by TBerben · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course the IT 1.0 staff is causing trouble, companies need to upgrade them to 2.0 first!

    1. Re:Duh.. by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm waiting for Web 2.0 SP1, personally.

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    2. Re:Duh.. by Rycross · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Dude, everyone knows you need to wait until SP2.

    3. Re:Duh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad move. Web 2.0 SP1 is expected to break backwards compatibility with 1.0's IT staff.

  5. Spin by Rycross · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Am I the only one who read this as:

    "IT departments are wisely refusing to spend uneeded man hours and money on technological buzzwords that will not help, and will likely hurt, the business. Management foolishly decided to override them instead of listening."

    Maybe I'm just jaded.

    1. Re:Spin by Jimmy+King · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm jaded then, too. Having done some time contracting I've seen plenty of internal corporate websites. The majority I've seen would in no way be helped by using web 2.0 stuff. As you said, they would take longer to build, be harder to troubleshoot when there is an issue, and require more technical people to create and maintain them who could probably be doing more for the company using those skills on some other project.

    2. Re:Spin by Ezzaral · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Add me to the jaded column as well then. I think your translation is pretty spot on. This is picking up where Portals left off - "We don't really know what we will do with it, but we need it!" Like the business world needs 200,000 more empty MyJournal pages...

    3. Re:Spin by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      If I read it correctly, the project that management had to override the IT department for was successful. Maybe the IT department foolishly thought that they knew what would hurt the business better than management.

    4. Re:Spin by baggins2001 · · Score: 1

      Nope, I think your insightful.

      I'm so tired of sitting here and getting them to explain how it fits into our business model and how it will actually improve business productivity. Oh and how they howl when I want a metric.

      Case in point, I wouldn't adopt wireless until we had the budget to do it right and the personnel to monitor it. I listened for a year " So and so has wireless, why can't we have wireless. It would be neat if we had wireless. Then when people come and visit us they could connect to our network, just like so and so does". Four months later I ran into the VP of Technology for that company. I knew him and he said they were having problems with their network. They had spent a hundred dollars on AP's and couldn't understand why 15 computers couldn't connect to it and work across the network at the same time.
      I guess it's better to implement this stuff when you have no idea what your doing.

      I also went back to the Sales manager and asked him why he forgot to tell me about their network issues.

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    5. Re:Spin by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes it is indeed intelligent IT engineers resisting brainless buzzwords. But just as often it's stupid IT engineers resisting new technologies the company actually needs. God knows I've seen both.

      A case in point is Wiki technology, which manages to be both overhyped and extremely useful. On the one hand, you have snake-oil types who push elaborate (and usually pretty buggy) wiki engines that are supposed to replace every enterprise application on the intranet. On the other hand, you have nice simple wiki implementations that improve collaboration and cooperation with a very low training overhead.

    6. Re:Spin by BoberFett · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A couple years ago I worked for a company whose management decided that spam was a good way to communicate with customers. Everybody loves email, right? After ignoring warnings that sending half a dozen emails daily to our entire customer base would be counter-productive and eventually prevent truly important email from going through, they forced us to implement their stupid ideas. It didn't take long until we were on the junk mail list at more than one major email provider. I'm not sure how much business that generated, but I'm fairly certain the profit was less than the cost of having our attorney's spend their time wrangling with the attorney's at these email providers trying to get us off their spam filter, not to mention the time IT spent trying to find ways to route email around the filter while the lawyering was going on.

      Management is not somehow magically more competent than IT, just because their management. Read The Dilbert Principle for more details.

    7. Re:Spin by Rycross · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The management guy said his own project was successful in the report. That doesn't necessarily mean it is. I've had plenty of managers implement a "silver bullet" project that made life significantly more painful, and then chalk it up as a big win to his superiors. I don't take what managers say at face value.

    8. Re:Spin by epiphani · · Score: 1

      Its not quite that. Our team has been under pressure to roll out some "web 2.0" stuff lately. We're not pushing back on the idea, we're pushing back on the technology our product guys seem to think is the way to go.

      In our case at least, its not about pushing back on the proverbial "web 2.0" idea. Its about the crappy software that seems to come with it. We need three times the hardware, tomcat clusters followed by websphere/sunone/jboss application tiers backed by massive database tiers. We look at the system and see dozens of single failure points that we've spent years getting rid of in our current "web 1.1" system.

      People need to stop building systems based on their latest university course and start looking at the real world. What ever happened to 99.9% uptime? Four years ago that was considered a minimum; now its considered excellent work.

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    9. Re:Spin by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Ah, you mean like sharepoint vs. mediawiki?

      We had a nice mediawiki pilot for collaboration, but management is shoving an ill-conceived sharepoint 'solution' down our throats instead, with nobody knowing how to use it, and it not being particularly good at any of the over 9000 things it tries to do.

    10. Re:Spin by windex82 · · Score: 1

      Well of course it didn't work. They only bought part of an access point.

      Honestly though it looks like you really did mean one hundred dollars on multiple access points. You won't find many non crappy APs under a hundred.

    11. Re:Spin by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I think Sharepoint is more a case of the "Nobody ever got fired for buying Microsoft" principle.

      I have to admit that I'd want to give Sharepoint a close look if it were an option for anything I do. Reason: I'm a big fan of OneNote. Or to be more precise, I'm a big fan of the idea of OneNote, since many of this program's features are not intelligently implemented.

    12. Re:Spin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Internal use, things like Wikis are extremely valuable and pose nearly no risk. Collaborative document building is exactly what we need in a dozen different areas. The Intranet is already sufficiently locked down from the outside world, and if a planet full of script kiddies can't bring down Wikipedia, I don't think we're facing any danger by rolling out MediaWiki in a company of a thousand responsible adults. But, my company's IT department is lazy as fuck, and I'm stuck trying to find and cobble together mediocre tools that can be installed into our IIS/PHP4/MySQL3 environment.

      I'm not saying all IT departments are bad--but mine sure as hell is.

    13. Re:Spin by daveb · · Score: 1

      perhaps your IT dept is working their asses off keeping the projects running which actually have a business case - while you try to subvert and undermine them on personal "i want it" projects which do NOT have managerial buy-in

    14. Re:Spin by ephemeralspecter · · Score: 1

      I'm a big fan of the idea of OneNote, since many of this program's features are not intelligently implemented. I'll agree with that. The premise of OneNote is very tempting, but the end result we see is not only ugly but highly unusable.
    15. Re:Spin by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      So, how the hell is an IT guy qualified to decide whether something will "likely hurt the business"?

    16. Re:Spin by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I find OneNote pretty usable, though not nearly as usable as it should be. Two sad points: the built-in handwriting recognition is worthless, because it's too hard to deal with recognition errors; and too many features don't work without a keyboard. Both problems are absurd in a program designed for tablets!

      Still, it works well enough to be the note taking tool that's replaced my spiral-bound notebook. (Technical writer. Lots of meetings. Lots of interviews.) The interesting thing is that, bad as OneNote is, its competition is even worse. I guess the user base is too small to provide the feedback a product needs to mature.

    17. Re:Spin by NateTech · · Score: 1

      And "Dashboards"... what a joke.

      People that don't need to monitor anything, because they're not responsible for it, wanting a continuous real-time view into data and/or systems scattered all over the organization so they can feel like they have the "pulse" of the company.

      Even when they are responsible for it, they're so far up the food chain that they'd better be delegating that task anyway, meaning they could simply just request regular reports on the data/systems from their lackeys, which would be more efficient than having the IT department make up a complex system to show them the data real-time.

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  6. Question by sphealey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How did the end-users get to bypass HIPPA, Sarbanes-Oxley, Regulation FD, and general GAAP auditing, management control, and business continuity requirements? If they could teach the "IT Departments" how to do that I am sure there would be great appreciation.

    sPh

    1. Re:Question by Minwee · · Score: 1

      They just use the magic words "Oh, I'm sure IT will take care of that for us".

    2. Re:Question by dkf · · Score: 1

      They just use the magic words "Oh, I'm sure IT will take care of that for us". And IT will. By deleting the accounts of all concerned and getting security to escort the offenders off the premises. Remember that, to a BOFH, if users are the problem, "no users" is the solution.
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  7. And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Executive/marketing people are following the "hip" hype (reminds me of apple people) - just to make more flash and bang on user interface end and creating work equal to actual realization of a non web2.0 site, out of nowhere.

    and not even having the vision to realize that all those nitty gritty stuff like ajax with highly exploitable activex, javascript, xml components are going to be summarily blocked by security software in near future. (some already creating problems)and the it peoplew will have to redo the thing all over to suit the security software producers' tastes this time.

    no sir, it doesnt matter if a decent menu opens when you click a webpage, or it opens by turning and flashing and banging in some corner of the webpage whilst you were doing some other flashing and banging in another corner. data is the same, service is the same, exploitable security potential and work involved in realizing them are NOT.

    1. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your solution is to live in the past?
      This has nothing to do with Apple people and everything to do with advancing the state of the art. Yes, this includes making things look attractive and easier to use. Just because the 'old way' was tried and true doesn't mean that improvements can't be achieved, even from a bottom line business perspective.

    2. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by polaris878 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You hit the nail on the head. I'm a junior web programmer for a major university and we considered re-writing many of our applications to have a more Ajax/Web 2.0 feel. We attended an Ajax conference hosted by our university which our programming team attended. One of the senior programmers asked the presenter how to migrate to Ajax techniques without losing accessibility or security. The response? Ajax is virtually worthless with JavaScript disabled. So the only way to achieve accessibility is to have our pages branch to Ajax versions and the accessible HTML version. No thanks. Not only is Ajax not accessible whatsoever, JavaScript has been the cause of many security holes [devarticles.com]. What does JavaScript really offer that can't be done more securely using PHP, Perl, ColdFusion, or some other server-side language? I applaud IT departments that are hesitant in starting/changing their web infrastructure using insecure, immature and inaccessible technologies.

    3. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      improvements shouldnt cost 100% more of what creating the thing before the improvements have cost. not only doing the improvements, but maintaining and ensuring the quality of those improvements also cost double the 'non-improved' version. too much manpower and cash lost for some whizz and bang.

    4. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      What does JavaScript really offer that can't be done more securely using PHP, Perl, ColdFusion, or some other server-side language?

      server side, nothing. client side, 2 things :

      1 - whizz and bang

      2 - hacking client pc, planting rootkits, trojans, acquiring credit card numbers and passwords
    5. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It can provide feedback as the user types, it can embed an IM window in the page, and it can update the mail while the user's still reading it so that they don't miss a reply that would invalidate theirs. None of those things can be done completely with a server side language. The complete disregard of a technology is as bad as its overuse.

    6. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by Angostura · · Score: 1

      1 - whizz and bang


      AKA improved useability.
    7. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      With all due respect, your post is very indicative of why a manage should override the IT department. Your post says that these management types are like apple people and then go on to say how that's bad. Unfortunately, companies and management are focused on making money, and right now apple's making it hand over fist by being hip, trendy and incorporating usability and just the right amount of flash and bang, things which require at least some javascript to pull off on a website.

    8. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      no sir, it doesnt matter if a decent menu opens when you click a webpage, or it opens by turning and flashing and banging in some corner of the webpage whilst you were doing some other flashing and banging in another corner Keen example. Google maps would be far more useful if it were only static HTML, and it would benefit my company if our customer location / status mashup didn't work. Also, wikipedia is worthless garbage and we should stop using it for our internal docs.

      Thank you, thank you so much for your insights.
    9. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by piojo · · Score: 1

      What does JavaScript really offer that can't be done more securely using PHP, Perl, ColdFusion, or some other server-side language? I can expand and hide posts and threads without reloading the page. Can you?
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    10. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by J0nne · · Score: 1

      I disagree with that. You can use xmlHTTPRequest and stuff without having to ruin it for people without javascript. It's just that people don't bother with that. You need to write your application as a regular website, then add all the web 2.0 crap with an unobtrusive javascript file.

    11. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by natd · · Score: 1
      Reminds you of 'Apple people'? What is that supposed to mean? Every second day I'm having to get our execs (who, like 90%+ of execs, are committed Windows people) to see the problems with just jumping onto the next cool technology...and in email form, I do it from my Mac. For better or for worse, I consider myself an 'Apple person'.

      Sorry, your post is valid but how you managed to drop in a connection to 'Apple' is beyond me. The only type of person fairly represented by that aspect of your comment is those who can't see that "good utility + high dependability + wrapped in a good form factor" is a valid alternative to "good utility + reasonable reliability + bloody ugly"!

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    12. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Is there anything more unhip than putting the word hip in quotes?

    13. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      What does JavaScript really offer that can't be done more securely using PHP, Perl, ColdFusion, or some other server-side language?

      Ajax.

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    14. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Don't Google and Slashdot use "Web 2.0"-ish elements? Both seem pretty stable (in the latter example I'm referring to the site, not the contributors).

    15. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      How about LOSING money due to the new gimmicky ajaxy web 2.0 savvy flash and bang interfaces cause your site to lose visitors, sales, subscribers ?

      already many security apps block many stuff regarding activex, javascript. and if the web 2.0 gig takes up widely and a lot of web 2.0 related exploits, abuses, phishing comes up, they are going to hamper it even more.

      then not only the lengthy development time will have gone to bust, but also due to visitors not being able to use the site revenue will be lost.

    16. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      yes. google apps. just ONE objection. and just for customer status/location gimmick.

      what about the ENTIRE web apart from that ? what about bank sites, ebay, google, craigslist, slashdot, yahoo, cnn, millions of content sites people put up over the net ?

      what about unlimited phishing, trojaning, virusing, credit card stealing mayhem when your 'cooly' 'gimmicky' '2.0 savvy' ajax gets widespread and shady crowd starts gleefully exploiting the incomparable opportunities client side scripting provides ?

      theres EVEN now the talk that many security apps are blocking many things vital to ajax and the like already, and thats for good reason - client side scripting IS dangerous. EVEN in the current status people gullibly go use stuff that causes their security to be comrpomised. with web 2.0 they wont even have to actually say 'yes' to something. they will go into a webpage and voila - all gone - credit card nos, passwords, personal information and so on.

      the internet, the it is not something that works on magic, pal. theres much effort, risks, and investment involved in making things work acceptably and securely so that the whole system that is the web will work and government people wont come hawking in with millions of regulations and restraints.

    17. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      to see what 'apple people' just read the other posts in this thread. those people remind me of apple fanboys, because they value 'coolness' over everything. even possibility/impossibility. it doesnt matter if many other stuff does the thing just as good as something thats 'cool' - they just prefer the 'cool' nomatter what. even over security and feasibility. 'flash and bang and whizz' they think, is the future of the web. without counting the fact that creation, implementation and maintenance of that whizz and bang will cost double or triple. or even thinking that with that whizz and bang also a limitless new world of phishing, hacking, abusing and exploiting will come with the never-remediable weakness that is the client-side scripting.

    18. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      check out the percentage. just maybe 1-2% of what the interface constitutes. intentionally so because more of it puts toll on client side even if for a half a second, and may cause lock-ups depending on the programs running on client pc at that time. additionally, security issues - many security software shun these stuff, and the more you use, the more you risk getting blocked by them.

      but already google and slashdot do not count as real web 2.0 sites for the 2.0 crowd. what they want is something like a computer game/minority report interface thats being piped to them via the internet.

    19. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      AKA improved 'usability' that comes with near-zero security that is inherent with client-side scripting.

      AKA numerous and more efficient phishing, credit card stealing, viruses, trojans, zombie creation, and many stuff that we now are not even imagining about.

    20. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by Angostura · · Score: 1

      You're simply pointing out the downside, and I'm not arguing with that. The original post was simply discounting the benefits that accrue from using an Ajax-esque interface.

    21. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      activex isn't the issue, most web 2.0 avoids activex like it's the plague. As for whether security companies will block it, that's purely theoretical at this point and doesn't even look likely from where I'm standing.

    22. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      the point im arguing is, if you go over any percentage of web 2.0 elements that you see in slashdot and similar sites, you invite a phletora of problems that take more than what 2.0 brings. im arguing downsides are unbearable to the internet community and the concept of web.

    23. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      as per a number of articles in the past months, some already blocked many things.

      and what about javascript ? most of the malicious stuff is already for javascript.

    24. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by natd · · Score: 1
      Bu don't you see my point - those aren't "Apple people" they are just "stupid people". I would be willing to bet that the proportion of the people going for "flash and bang and whizz" (as you put it) who use Apples goods is directly proportional to Apples market share. Our company is 99.99% Windows only, yet all staff outside of IT want everything cool opened up.

      So I'm trying to tell YOU that you're mistaking Apple users as people who ONLY value cool....we don't, we value function. I doubt ANYONE parts with cash on an inferior product just because it looks better. And I know that doesn't apply to people buying Macs because, well, they aren't inferior.

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    25. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      i have given apple crowd as a broad example. you cant argue that you apple people contain the highest percentage of cool-prioritizing user.

    26. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by natd · · Score: 1
      Actually, in response to that I'd accept only that they have the best *taste* when prioritising that cool factor.

      I'm frequently horrified by people buying garish crap, (think plastic 'chrome' bezels, pointless and abundant LEDs, LEATHER exteriors and now even GLITTER on these new Acers) and thinking it looks awesome. This isn't the mod crowd going for the the most outrageous extream look...this is normal end users. It really is tacky shit but it sells millions.

      Design aesthetics come into anything an end user is going for (in fact, even enterprise equipment sometimes gets some thought...I've some pretty cool looking little Brocade switches) but in all but a few cases, it's a secondary consideration. That's where it fits in for the bulk of Apple users.

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    27. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      why they have been skipping many comparable m3p players up until ipod came out then ?

    28. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by natd · · Score: 1
      Comparable? Like that?

      In 2000 I had a tiny $800 Sony which I chucked in a drawer because the god-awfull software drove me to despair and with only 64MB storage I had to use the software everytime I wanted to switch album. Oh, you mean something like the Hard Disk based Compaq PJB-100? That unit deserves some respect, but it was never going to be mass market. It was far too big and with USB 1, it took an age to copy data.

      The iPod was a consumer friendly item. Intuitive controls and good software which was nice to use, fast Firewire until they switched to USB2 and the unit was relativly small. I say relativly because I look at an original 5G iPod now and can't believe I thought it was tiny! But it was small enough.

      I'm not going to continue this thread, because you've clearly resigned yourself to the idea that Apple products are all gloss and clearly I'm not going to say anything to change your mind and, well, there isn't really any reason I should be doing that anyway!

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    29. Re:And why they shouldnt bar it ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      you have taken the example from rather loong time ago. there were comparable mp3 players by the time ipod came out. and talk about iphone.

  8. HIPAA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I read both stories and while it's hinted at. I'd think that legal would have as much difficulty with Web 2.0 as IT.

  9. Barrier to non-existent technology... by ZeroFactorial · · Score: 1, Informative

    Wow. I never thought I'd see something this ridiculous even given space on slashdot.

    "Web" 2.0 is the biggest marketing farce that's ever been created. It's NOT a technology!
    It's a name for a subset of existing technologies used to make things "more interactive."

    This is, hands down, the most idiotic claim that I've ever seen; okay, so maybe Al Gore takes the cake, but this comes close...

    1. Re:Barrier to non-existent technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a name for a subset of existing technologies used to make things "more interactive."

      So how does this differ from DHTML?

    2. Re:Barrier to non-existent technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's true. Oreilly was looking for a slick name for a new conference they were hosting that was going to focus on these "new" technologies. They ultimately decided on "web 2.0" It's purely marketing. I'm sorry you have no understanding of the history behind Web 2.0 but that's just a fucking fact.

      The features that Web 2.0 provides are quite nice and users generally like them, however, Web 2.0 stuff is a disaster in that it's just one more hack on a stack of hacks that we refer to as "the Web". Again, this is a fact and I'm sorry if you don't understand that. Tech people with even two brain cells to rub together understand this. Now, we may end up doing it any way because that's what pays the rent but it's not because it's good technology.

    3. Re:Barrier to non-existent technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      however, Web 2.0 stuff is a disaster in that it's just one more hack on a stack of hacks that we refer to as "the Web"...Tech people with even two brain cells to rub together understand this.

      The problem with 'tech people' (myself included) is that they're idealists who refuse to confront the fact that once things are in the wild (be that the Internet or the actual wild), then they have to deal with them. It's called Reality. Like it or not, IT departments are in the service industry, which means that reality has to be dealt with.

  10. work-around services a new industry by tenzig_112 · · Score: 2, Informative

    A company I work for has started to offer next-gen video hosting services (w/ one-to-one tracking, etc.) to customers who heretofore thought they simply could not have due to the intransigence of their own IT departments. So far, it's been interesting to hear the stories of the people who feel trapped by the people they hired to make this sort of thing possible.

    1. Re:work-around services a new industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the thing called SOA working right here; a service packaged with service level contracts and provided by any means applicable.

  11. Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Advocating good sense never got anyone far. Advantage: Stupid shit

  12. Smoke and Mirrors ... by Syncerus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let me get this straight. You want to make the IT department pick up the slack for all the half-assed projects that some newb MBA deploys because he's a big fan of Kevin Rose and thinks it's cool? And that's a problem? The "resistance" mentioned in the lead-in exists because responsible parties within the organization don't want to follow behind the puppy cleaning up the dog poop.

    If the MBA doggies had to clean up their own poop, the IT staff would be all in favor of the new projects. It's easy to be cavalier when you aren't paying the bills with YOUR time and effort.

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  13. can someone define "web2,0" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still don't get it, so don't even get started about web 3,0 and web 4,0 either

  14. Pfizer? by winkydink · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The same Pfizer that just announced yet another loss of identity data and has been fingered as having compromised hosts that are sending out Viagra spam? (I am not making this up!)

    Something tells me that these guys need to be working more closely with their IT department, not less.

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    1. Re:Pfizer? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Those trying to hawk these new technologies have a clear purpose in creating divisions between the companies and their IT departments. Generally, most people don't understand what IT departments do, other than "they make the servers work and send up someone to fix my notebook when in won't sync properly".

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    2. Re:Pfizer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Multiple cock ups from the maker of Viagra then? Can't be that bad for their business surely.

  15. Absolutely true by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The company I work for is a VERY large tech company. We are JUST NOW starting to roll out things like Wiki and forum based support for applications, social networking software, etc. It's quite sad. I am sure this is the case in most IT departments in most large corporations. I have some theories as to why:

    1) the obvious, resistance from upper management. Upper management is afraid of being "bleeding edge". New stuff, and especially open source stuff, is scary. PHBs fail to realize that the F/OSS community operates on a different set of values than corporations. Corporations only offer free stuff if it gets them good PR or creates a bunch of indentured customers. There is much FOSS that is quite viable, but it usually gets turned down in favor of proprietary crap.

    2) complacent IT staff. In many large companies, the people who make decisions have promoted to their level of incompetence. In turn, they just phone it in, just do the minimum they need to do to get by. This precludes their actually learning anything new. When the decision makers are victims of FUD, what do you want?

    3) red tape. Where I work, if you want to use non-standard software you have submit an exception, which then has to get approved by the people in bullet point number 2 above. It also has to get sent to upper management. Some supervisors are afraid of that and so strongly discourage you from submitting these exceptions. So people just use the same old software in the same old ways and nobody actually keeps up with the industry.

    Case in point: on my intranet, AJAX use is still pretty small scale. Maybe for certain internet sites, AJAX isn't always appropriate, but on the intranet, where you can ensure that everyone is using a somewhat modern browser, it's an obvious choice for certain things. Yet, you still have people developing sites the same way sites have been developed for ten years. I use AJAX heavily, and you'd be surprised how people are still amazed by it. But now there is a push to call libraries like prototype "software" and thus make them subject to regulation and corporate standards. Standards committees cannot keep up with the industry, so you have a situation where you cannot, by decree, use anything *too* new. I can see disallowing joe service rep from installing webshots on his PC, but disallowing a developer from using his software of choice is pretty shortsighted.

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    1. Re:Absolutely true by sphealey · · Score: 1

      === 1) the obvious, resistance from upper management. Upper management is afraid of being "bleeding edge". New stuff, and especially open source stuff, is scary. PHBs fail to realize that the F/OSS community operates on a different set of values than corporations. ===
      Another way to say that would be "upper management has fiduciary responsibility for the corporation, its continued existence, and its profitability".

      I haven't seen much resistance to open source tools such as gcc, linux, and apache in even the largest corporations since 1998 or so. Open sourcing of ideas, the corporate message, and the corporate brand is a whole different kettle of fish.

      sPh

    2. Re:Absolutely true by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      A very fair point you make. But upper management employs an IT department. You know, not everyone in IT just wants to spend money. Upper management should learn to trust IT, at least trustworthy factions therein. Why spend the money for an IT department if you cannot trust their judgement?

      Many of the newer technologies don't really require any more time than the old ways. I can whip up a site that makes use of ajax in the same amount of time it takes someone else to cobble one toether the conventional way. And yet my app will be faster, less network intensive, and more efficient than an old skool site. There isn't much more cost and there is more benefit. The only downside is that you might need someone with fairly up to date skill sets to maintain it. So what? Its IT!

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    3. Re:Absolutely true by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      So, it sounds like you are siding with the folks that went over the IT depts head. Quite frankly, it is a complete load of horseshit. WE are the ones who read Bugtraq/Slashdot/etc. At what point do you think that the IT staff lost their ability to evaluate the implications of rolling out new whiz bang bleeding edge software? The bureaucracy is in place so that the PROFESSIONALS have time to calculate the risks that end users just WONT see. This process may be convoluted in some environments, but it doesn't mean it is a bad idea. Imagine you take your car in for inspection, and the mechanic says "Your car is in need of serious work. Driving it is very likely to cause it to explode. We can't let you drive this until it is fixed" (As in, fail inspection). You get all huffy and go to the garage manager who somehow or another owes you a favor... so you drive the car home and it blows up in your face. Are you going to take responsibility? Didn't think so.

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    4. Re:Absolutely true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a CS degree. I live and breathe IT. I've been reading /. since just about day one (I have a low three digit ID). But at my previous company (where I worked for more than 15 years) I was not in the IT department. I was in engineering. In that role, I went over IT's head to get them to accept new technologies like ... the intranet idea (that was back in about 1994, so never mind fancy or bloated Web 2.0 stuff); Linux; load balanced compute server clusters; ...

      Why do people always assume that IT-savvy and "in IT" are synonyms?

    5. Re:Absolutely true by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do people always assume that IT-savvy and "in IT" are synonyms?

      Because that IS the way it SHOULD be. Anything else is a mistake.

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    6. Re:Absolutely true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) red tape. Where I work, if you want to use non-standard software you have submit an exception, which then has to get approved by the people in bullet point number 2 above. It also has to get sent to upper management. Some supervisors are afraid of that and so strongly discourage you from submitting these exceptions. So people just use the same old software in the same old ways and nobody actually keeps up with the industry.

      Case in point: on my intranet, AJAX use is still pretty small scale. Maybe for certain internet sites, AJAX isn't always appropriate, but on the intranet, where you can ensure that everyone is using a somewhat modern browser, it's an obvious choice for certain things. Yet, you still have people developing sites the same way sites have been developed for ten years. I use AJAX heavily, and you'd be surprised how people are still amazed by it. But now there is a push to call libraries like prototype "software" and thus make them subject to regulation and corporate standards. Standards committees cannot keep up with the industry, so you have a situation where you cannot, by decree, use anything *too* new. I can see disallowing joe service rep from installing webshots on his PC, but disallowing a developer from using his software of choice is pretty shortsighted.

      Wow, when I read this, I could have sworn you were describing my company. What cubicle number are you? ;)

    7. Re:Absolutely true by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Why do people always assume that IT-savvy and "in IT" are synonyms?

      Because that IS the way it SHOULD be. Anything else is a mistake. Mistakes are made. Often. I have only been in a rare few IT environments (and I've always been an IT type in one role or another) where I would classify the majority of the given IT department as entirely savvy. That's not to say said IT departments are complete idiots. But there's so much involved in IT that it's easy to become distracted and miss what's going on.
    8. Re:Absolutely true by jajuka · · Score: 1

      We've rolled out forums at least 3 times, guess what? Nobody uses them and they get dropped because we can't afford to waste the time maintaining something 3 people out of 1500 bother to use. Of course a year or two after we dump it, some new pointy-hair decides that's just what we need to solve all his departments problems, and we go through the whole process again.

    9. Re:Absolutely true by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      "So, it sounds like you are siding with the folks that went over the IT depts head"
      No, that's not it. A lot of it has to do with how you define IT. Do you mean the people writing the software or the people who don't write software but who make misguided rules about *how* to write software? I wager that most people here belong to the former. I am siding with the people who write the software (naturally, being one of them) and against the ones who make seemingly myopic decisions about *how* the developers are to write software.

      "the implications of rolling out new whiz bang bleeding edge software"
      I am not advocating using new technology just because it's new. I am all for using new stuff *if* it offers advantages not previously available.

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      blah blah blah
    10. Re:Absolutely true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow now that sounds familiar. I'm our organization's "make it work" guy, and I've gotten tired of hearing from our "idea" people that we MUST have (buzzword of the day). I then spend countless hours finding a solution that fits our needs, figuring, hell they pay me the same if I do something useful or waste my time. My boss is good at allocating resources to the "give them something to make them shut up" game. Thankfully I have near total freedom to find what works and don't get pushed down into any stupid vendor locks or anything (everyone else gets to learn to love open source). I find it, install it, test it, customize it, and deploy it. Then nobody (read: the people who said we MUST have it) desires to learn how to use it so it sits abandoned, but I have to keep supporting it and can't take any of this stuff down because we NEED the dozens of untouched blogs and blank forums and who-knows-what-else that's floating around my server farm. Like we can teach them web collaboration tools when most can barely remember their login credentials from week to week. Then they call me cynical and old-fashioned when they tell me the flavor-of-the-week and I roll my eyes and call it a waste of time. Maybe that's 'cause I already know what's coming. The go-nowhere fairy is standing right behind you with her wand at the ready.

    11. Re:Absolutely true by mce · · Score: 1

      Do you seriously mean to say that IT savvy people are not allowed to work outside the IT department? Then how do you ever expect upper management to understand IT and the IT department's needs and concerns? Or maybe let me ask you this: do you consider Microsoft or Google to have an IT department or to be their own IT department?

  16. People are clueless... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not that many days ago it was an article about how our equivalent of the NSA had found sensitive information in plain sight on Facebook. The IT department don't want everyone and their mother blogging on the net because they'll also be the one getting the blame when shit hits the fan. And they'll also be the ones tasked with the impossible mission to create a magical filter that'll only let good things through and bad things not. Among several groups, the general opinion is that if they say nothing at all, they can't say anything wrong. It's not that terrible as it sounds, I'm not talking about whistleblowers here. I'm just talking about people that so desperately want to tell everyone else what they're doing. For the most part internal business is internal business and has no place in the public domain.

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  17. IT Dept and the cost-control mentality by G4from128k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unfortunately, most companies see IT as a "cost" that should be minimized. Any extra expenditure for any extra features needs a champion, a proposal, a business case, documentation of ROI, prototypes, roll-out plans, risk reduction documents, etc. etc. IT departments live under this constant cost-avoidance mandate and become quite averse to anything that might create more work (= more costs) because they know they'll have jump through hoops to justify the extra cost.

    If the IT department in your company is an obstacle for your job, realize that it's because the people that control the purse strings for IT (e.g., the CEO, COO, CFO, et al) don't understand that IT can provide a huge opportunity to boost productivity, revenues, and profits. But until someone goes to them with a solid business case and demonstrable ROI for whatever tech du jour, the C-level suits and the IT dept will stay in cost-avoidance (vs. opportunity-seeking) mode of management.

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    1. Re:IT Dept and the cost-control mentality by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I work in engineering (these days it's mostly 3D and database stuff as opposed to simpler CAD) and have had to deal with IT on various projects and in different companies. For the most part they are helpful and knowledgeable but what often happens is that there's a bottleneck for innovation from the software supplier. By that I mean that the CAD support people seem to be agents of the vendor and can't do much creatively themselves.

      When I need to sign-off on deliverables after checking (in this business there has to be actual signatures and engineers' stamps on paper documents for fabrication to start) and cannot because of a seemingly simple "software issue" or delay, I get a bit annoyed.

      The projects I work on now are not all that much more complicated than they were 20 years ago (say for example, designing a refinery is pretty straightforward) but the hindrances imposed by "advanced" software often are.

  18. Goes something like this by darkhitman · · Score: 1, Troll

    Management: "Hey, programmers and IT people: One of us Management people read this great article about 'Web 2.0' and how it's revolutionizing the business world; so, we want to implement a Wiki, a blog, possibly a user-driven news site, and it should all be done with... ah... *refers to napkin* A-Jax."

    IT department: "But... we're a consultancy firm. We have a small client base that would never utilize any of those things, and a lot of them are on slower computers with restrictive security that would make an AJAX interface more cumbersome and generally unwan--"

    Management: "STOP STANDING IN THE WAY OF WEB 2.0! YOU CAN'T SEE THE VISION!"



    ... Actually, that sounds a lot like my last job.

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    Tell me something...it's still "We, the people"... right?
  19. Virtual companies a new industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the nice thing about virtual companies. There's really no one to "bypass" (except maybe the CEO and there's nothing one can do about that). Plus it's easier to offer services to other, traditional and new.

  20. Bad Start? by Tadrith · · Score: 1

    As a disclaimer, here, I am not a web developer. Sometimes I have to do web development because of a project, and I can get done what I need to, but I don't enjoy it or even remotely like it. I spent most of my time doing desktop application and database development, which is where I like to be. :) I have a lot of respect for the serious web developers, compatibility and such can be a nightmare to work with in that field.

    Sorry if any of this is inaccurate; let's just call it a perspective from a little bit further out.

    In the beginning, we had plain standard HTML and the HTTP protocol, and it was good. That really wasn't even the true beginning, but lets start there. Gradually, everyone began to see the need to do more than just displaying pictures and text; we wanted animation, we wanted applications, we wanted interactivity. All of these are good things, in my opinion. The problem is, along the way, no clear standard really emerged on how to do these things; we got many technologies built on top of what we already had, which really wasn't particularly suitable.

    Like some other internet protocols (I'm looking at you, SMTP), they were designed in the infancy of the internet, long before anyone knew what it would become, and that has exposed some security issues. The "needs" of the internet have changed, but the base of what makes the internet from a user standpoint has not. I know it will never happen due to the red tape and the amount of market force needed, but it seems like what we really need is a version 2.0 of the mid-range protocols that make up the internet, designed by an open group, with security and modern needs in mind.

    It's all too much of an idealist standpoint to take hold, and trying to get everyone to switch would be extremely difficult, but one can always dream. :)

  21. Who works for whom? by oatworm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow. I know this is Slashdot, but this is getting ridiculous. IT departments have one job and one job only:

    Support the elements of the company that make money.

    That's it. That's our job. If the elements of whatever company we're working for wants a "Web 2.0" app, instead of immediately jumping on our pedestals and saying, "Whoa there, mister! That's insecure and NEW! Put that thing away," we should instead be asking ourselves, "Hey, what problem are they trying to solve with this, and can we find a better solution?" When the employees are using Gmail or Facebook for inter-office communication, it means we're not doing our jobs, not because we're not locking down outside communication paths but because the communication paths we're providing are inadequate. When our customers start firing up MSN Messenger without our permission, we should be asking ourselves what we can use that's better, more secure, and easier to manage in an enterprise. When our customers come up to us and say, "We're tired of chasing Word docs everywhere - we're getting a wiki to manage our information", we should be looking at their problems and figuring out if a wiki is the best solution, or if they really just need a document management system.

    Get it? WE are at the disposal and discretion of our coworkers, NOT the other way around.

    1. Re:Who works for whom? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      It's also generally our job to advise our superiors on the dangers of implementing technologies, and the costs involved in the implementation. AJAX is a lot easier to implement now than it was a year or two ago, but it's still tricky, complex programming, and that means it takes more time and security becomes much more important and complex in its own right.

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    2. Re:Who works for whom? by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately a lot of time if the elements of whatever company we're working for wants a "Web 2.0" app, then that's what they want and asking "Hey, what problem are they trying to solve with this, and can we find a better solution?" is irrelevant.

    3. Re:Who works for whom? by oatworm · · Score: 1

      Absolutely - you'll find no argument from me here. All I'm getting at is that it's one thing to criticize, but unless we have a solution to whatever they're trying to fix, they're just going to look at us as an inflexible cost center that will be the first against the wall when the layoff revolution comes.

    4. Re:Who works for whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please escort this heretic to the exit. Now, who let this muppet in?!

    5. Re:Who works for whom? by swordgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You're right, but also naive and I'd guess relatively young in the industry. (Assuming, of course, that you're in "the industry.")

      The single most important thing we can do in our IT jobs is to ask why?
      "We need to buy some web 2.0. How much will that cost?"
      "Why do we need it?"

      Note that the answer is NOT "no", it is NOT "that's new and insecure." It is, to be precise, "what do you want to do and how will this technology help with it?"

      The answer to so-called web 2.0 is almost invariably no because it consists of:
      47% rehashed ideas.
      51% marketing and management consultant bullshit.
      1.6% new ideas that solely benefit vapid, angst-ridden, insecure teens.
      0.4% worthwhile advances.

      That means that one time in 250 that someone comes to you with a 'web 2.0' idea, it's going to be worthwhile. Actually, that number seems high. Oh well, we'll leave it.

      Most of this crap is either old shit in a new wrapper, or complete self-serving hyperbole. Our jobs as professionals is to make that decision (or at least help in making it), and NOT waste valuable company resources (time, money, people, equipment) on stupid pointless ideas.

      When people are using gmail or facebook for inter-office communications, we shouldn't first assume that we're doing our jobs poorly. The first thing we must ask is why. Are they doing this because the existing communication paths are inadequate? Maybe so--then we need to act. On the other hand, maybe it's because if they can justify using gmail for "work-related purposes," they can then keep flirting with that S&M submissive in Minnesota who just happens to have gmail open as well.

      In fact, you nailed it perfectly in this sentence:

      • "We're tired of chasing Word docs everywhere - we're getting a wiki to manage our information", we should be looking at their problems and figuring out if a wiki is the best solution, or if they really just need a document management system.


      That's precisely it: we should be bringing our expertise to the table and finding the right solution for them--proactively if possible. The real problem is that we are so often presented with a fait accompli, "we have decided on this totally inappropriate technology to solve a problem we don't have", that after a while the automatic answer is, "No. Now prove me wrong or go back to your desk."
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      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
    6. Re:Who works for whom? by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Insightful


      However, you should also realize that MY problems and issues are not YOUR problems and issues. If I find something a barrier to communication, but you do not, it does not necessarily mean that it is not. It means that you're willing to accept a problem that I am not willing to accept. If I should have to accept it anyways, because of security or other resource considerations, so be it. But if the major reason that you're willing to work with the status quo is because you don't have the interest in learning something new, that's not acceptable.

      A few years ago, IM in the corp world was regarded as dangerous, and redundant to email. However, when examined closely, it does serve some advantages, and now at least in my workplace it is an invaluable communication tool that we all use daily. Since the need was presented and examined, IT also developed solutions to the problems of the tech as it stood, like security enhancements and logging. But in the end, we get to keep a tool that we need and use, and IT is happy because they have satisfied their requirements.

      In short: vi is not for everyone. Some folks like MS Word. If you respond to a request for a Word install with "Why? vi should be good enough for you, it's good enough for me" you're still failing to see the whole picture.

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    7. Re:Who works for whom? by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Well now...

      you're right. 100%. I agree. The biggest _detriment_ to my field is people who are so jaded that they fail to see potential good in new technology.

      I have nothing to say that would contradict you. Damn!!! :-)

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      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
    8. Re:Who works for whom? by tfiedler · · Score: 1

      This is only partly true. Our purpose as I.T. shops is to support the mission of our organizations. My organization is healthcare and my motto is that if I can do it, and it doesn't violate any laws, regulations, or introduce a risk to the organization, then I will do it. HOWEVER, what I do not do is say when I can do it. Most hospital I.T. shops are woefully understaffed and underfunded yet we are asked to do stuff yesterday, the only way to handle these requests is to tell people not right now and make them wait. Unfortunately, having to wait is interpreted as a no by most people.

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      Democrats and Republicans are like AIDS and Cancer, I want neither!
    9. Re:Who works for whom? by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      The single most important thing we can do in our IT jobs is to ask why?
      "We need to buy some web 2.0. How much will that cost?"
      "Why do we need it?"


      In my experience, that's a great way to get fired, or at the very least met with the response:

      "BECAUSE I SAID WE NEED TO BUY SOME FUCKING WEB 2.0! JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH!"

    10. Re:Who works for whom? by FlyingGuy · · Score: 1

      You actually allow ANY IM technology that you cannot lock down to ONLY the intranet? What are you just asking to me hosed?

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    11. Re:Who works for whom? by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Ah well. I tend to avoid working for idiots like that, and don't get upset when that sort fires me. Most of the time, I'm hired for my knowledge and skill; not using them properly would be more upsetting for good managers.

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      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  22. Fast, Quick and Cheap by wfs2mail.com · · Score: 1

    Some ten years ago I did some web development for a real estate company that wanted to have 3D panoramas of their listings. It had to work seamlessly (no plugins or installs), be simple enough for the brokers to update and had to work with AOL. I put the brakes on that one quicker than I can say 'Jiminy Cricket'. Mind you, this was a company where they would print out listings and rekey them to move them from computer to computer. And yes, they were networked.

  23. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The article almost seems to suggest that IT personnel are lazy.

    Perish the thought.

  24. De-aggregate angsty tags to IT channel-partners. by delire · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Web 2.Oooh isn't a technology, a thing or even a classifiable approach to client-server engineering. It's the term given to a fad whereby users freely contribute content to increase the bankable assets of entrepreneurs that generally use impossibly complex and dubious EULA's for their own gain.

    Perhaps IT staff aren't keen on implementing it because they don't buy into The Silliness. Call it "Capitalism Meets Social Engineering 2.0" and perhaps the guys in suits with MacBooks and artistic mohawks might have takers in IT.

    As Mark Pilgrim so eloquently put it:

    "Praising companies for providing APIs to get your own data out is like praising auto companies for not filling your airbags with gravel. I'm not saying data export isn't important, it's just aiming kinda low. You mean when I give you data, you'll give it back to me? People who think this is the pinnacle of freedom aren't really worth listening to."
    For those of you wanting to make a proverbial killing of this 'phenomenon' I refer you to a vital dictionary of terms.
  25. Users by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

    Remember, the users that want Web 2.0 are the same users that wanted animated gifs and midi.

    1. Re:Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, MIDI specifically embedded in web pages.

      Midi itself is pretty cool. Maybe in the future we'll get a combined audio/midi format, so you can print out sheet music to any song you purchase, etc.

  26. Because most of them end up unmaintained by Mr_Icon · · Score: 1

    Um, yeah. I am one of those "technologists" who cringes when I hear someone say "we are planning to install a wiki," because to me this roughly translates into "we're going to play with it for a couple of months, and then leave it sitting there, because something shinier will come along by then."

    Me, I'm left with rotting carcases of abandoned wikis, which get rapidly taken over by free viagra lesbians.

    *grumble*

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    If you open yourself to the foo, You and foo become one.
    1. Re:Because most of them end up unmaintained by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Oooh oooh oooh!!! I want some free viagra lesbians!!!

      Seriously, wikis are exceedingly useful--in the right context, when administered appropriately. Then there's the other 99.6%.

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      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
    2. Re:Because most of them end up unmaintained by ijustam · · Score: 1

      I keep telling myself a wiki would be useful in most businesses, but getting people to learn a foreign formatting syntax isn't exactly an easy thing to do in some cases.

  27. Accessability by jcdenhartog · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work for a government organization, and I would have to say the biggest barrier to using many of these features is accessibility. There are huge challenges in making Web 2.0 accessible, which we are required to do.

    There is definitely some complacency there as well, as well as a lack of 'customer service' attitude, but in the case of Web 2.0, why bother if it takes so much effort or is almost impossible to make it WCAG and Section 508 compliant.

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    "The majority is always wrong; the minority is rarely right." - Henrik Ibsen
    1. Re:Accessability by phlegmgem · · Score: 1

      Go ahead and wince at these technologies...I work for a company that builds and hosts these sites when your IT group will not/cannot get it done. Several of our clients are government organizations, and they are begging us to push this kind of envelope. Also, AJAX/Flash and Sect 508 compliance are not mutually exclusive. A properly built website will degrade gracefully and screen readers and web crawlers alike will see useful content. Using a framework like Symfony (http://www.symfony-project.com/) makes such functionality very easy to implement.

  28. Barrier to Web 2.0 - Reality by joe+155 · · Score: 1

    Web 2.0 just doesn't exist... no one seems able to give a definition of exactly when Web 2.0 did, or will, start. Instead it seems like it will forever be "just over the horizon".

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    *''I can't believe it's not a hyperlink.''
    1. Re:Barrier to Web 2.0 - Reality by Jonner · · Score: 1

      This is perhaps the most important point in this whole discussion. I'm bothered every time I hear or read "Web 2.0" because there's no widely agreed-upon definition. Some people seem to think it means AJAX. Some seem to think it means a web site with user-generated content. Others seem to think it means specific entities on the web displaying those properties such as Facebook. So, like so many other arguments, it's pointless to argue for or against Web 2.0 if it could mean any of those things or something slightly different.

      While using AJAX can make a site more responsive and user-friendly, I can understand resistance to it if it is harder to develop in a secure, cross-browser fashion or wouldn't add a lot of value to a particular site. I certainly wouldn't expect a company to rely on an external entity like Facebook to store and control their own data, but that doesn't seem to be what TFA is talking about anyway. I'm sure there are many valid uses of user-edited sites at corporations, but whether a wiki, blog, forum, or something else is most appropriate would depend on details of the company and what kind of communication they're trying to facilitate.

  29. This too shall pass by frisket · · Score: 1

    > resistance inside companies from [...] the IT staff.

    That's because they know it's a passing fad, and will be superseded by Web 3.0 or whatever, and they don't have the resources to commit to projects that are not going to contribute to persistence and durability.

    Of course, if their source data were in a persistent and durable format to start with, it wouldn't matter so much, because engineering a Web 2.0 interface wouldn't create structures that would inhibit subsequent interfaces.

  30. 10,000 member IT department. by ephedream · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He added that he began his Web 2.0 quest by working closely with the company's 10,000-member IT department. "Nothing gets done without the IT department," he noted.

    Wow! 10,000 member IT department!! That's a bloody legion of IT workers!
    No wonder they had resistance to change, their bureaucracy is simply huge. Are the 10,000 geeks serving 10 million workers? A huge company that must be!
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    P.S. It looks like this web page changed its text when I loaded it a 2nd time. What's up with that? It think someone edited it.

    1. Re:10,000 member IT department. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I'm thinking "Christ, so that's where everyone went".

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  31. Newsflash by tacokill · · Score: 1

    Uninformed users request features that they neither understand nor are qualified to implement. IT says no.

    News at 11.

  32. Corporate cement heads... by pigiron · · Score: 1

    discover computer bulletin boards! Will wonders never cease?

  33. Whoosh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Web 2.Oooh isn't a technology, a thing or even a classifiable approach to client-server engineering. It's the term given to a fad whereby users freely contribute content to increase the bankable assets of entrepreneurs that generally use impossibly complex and dubious EULA's for their own gain."

    Try reading the story next time. A lot of the Web 2.0 is for internal use. That's why IT is being discussed.

    "Perhaps IT staff aren't keen on implementing it because they don't buy into The Silliness. Call it "Capitalism Meets Social Engineering 2.0" and perhaps the guys in suits with MacBooks and artistic mohawks might have takers in IT."

    Or, perish the thought. IT is as human as the rest of us, and either needs the benefits explained to them. Or maybe they're comfortable with the status quo and don't want anything upsetting that.

    ""Praising companies for providing APIs to get your own data out is like praising auto companies for not filling your airbags with gravel. I'm not saying data export isn't important, it's just aiming kinda low. You mean when I give you data, you'll give it back to me? People who think this is the pinnacle of freedom aren't really worth listening to.""

    The problem with the above is that it over-simplifies. First places like Facebook and other sites (blogs, wiki's, etc) are more than just about posting data and others "getting it out" aka reading it. The data is not only presented in a way that's easy for people to deal with. Other people's data (not just yours) is presented the same way. And yes it is a good thing companies are trying these API's, because there's a risk that what they do (other than just hosting raw data) will die out, and that may not be a good thing.

  34. Re:De-aggregate angsty tags to IT channel-partners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure if Mark Pilgrim's analogy is quite fair. But it is quite funny. I can imagine the surprise of someone who finds gravel in their face instead of a comfy airbag. The thought is really quite priceless. Think about it.

  35. What is a Web 2.0 tool? by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article didn't really give an examples other than 1000 people signed up for LinkedIn to prove a point.

    I work in IT and we occasionally get requests from the business to do something in PHP, MySql and AJAX and they have no idea what they are even talking about other than they see it mentioned in a magazine article or a blog somewhere so they think they need everything done in PHP and MySql. These are the same people who think that if an icon isn't on their desktop the application isn't on their computer.

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    'Same speed C but faster'
    1. Re:What is a Web 2.0 tool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the IT manager at my company, and the marketing manager has been sending me links about Silverlight for the last two months -- as if I have never heard of it before -- advising that I should start using it on our web site. And of course he CC's the top people in the company as well to spread the word.

      He doesn't have a specific project in mind, or can suggest how I would use this technology to solve a problem (I honestly have no use for it right now) -- but to him, it's all about the buzzwords.

      I deal with this every few months as technologies make the mainstream news.

  36. Get with the times! by fm6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We have an extraordinarily difficult time getting IT to update broken links on our website
    Your company is really out of date. Maintaining a web isn't an IT function, it belongs to specialized web developers. If you guys were with it, you wouldn't have inept IT people who can't keep the web site up to date; you'd be like other companies, with an inept web team that can't the web site up to date!
    1. Re:Get with the times! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a "web team" and the two of them are lumped under IT.

  37. Forget it by Trailwalker · · Score: 2, Informative

    One of several recent hacks at Pfizer

    IT departments have learned caution the hard way.

  38. No Brainer. Shows GNU Demand is User Driven. by Erris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What, the same people who put Windoze on desktops and increasingly into the server room don't like Wikis and other very cool free programs? Shocker. There are plenty of exceptions, like the CIA, but Windows inertia is a good part of this problem and established IT departments are something that have to be circumvented to get things done. The solution is radical removal of the problem. Doing that removes all sorts of networking problems and frees up staff for productive use. It's sad that users have to push this kind of change onto the IT departments instead of the other way around.

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  39. More SPAM from COMPUTERWORLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Yet another IDG (ComputerWorld) story from and IDG shill in how many days? How many TODAY?

    Looks like IDG (ComputerWorld, ITWorld, NetworkWorld...) is really hitting Slashdot HARD, either that or they have a deal with Slashdot. Here's a partial list of the shills that regularly show up and have almost 100% article acceptance rates:

    Ian Lamont
    Lucas123
    coondoggie
    inkslinger77
    narramissic
    jcatcw

    Looks like they spread out the work over a few shill user accounts, which is to be expected. If it's all OK and everything with the corporate ownership of Slashdot to be played by IDG, I suppose that's their business, but one would hope that they are actually getting PAID for being part of IDG's advertising program. And of course there should be disclosure so that visitors to Slashdot realize they are reading advertisements and not an article submitted by a "real" user...

  40. and some companies are blocking all web 2.0 by josepha48 · · Score: 2, Informative
    it seems that some companies are starting to block web 2.0 sites because they use 'ActiveX' or 'untrusted' scripts.

    So the company I am at just blocked a large online free web mail application, because of 'ActiveX', which is used by IE for AJAX.

    They also block, youtube, myspace, flicker, and several other site, and anything that comtains music or video. It is beginning to suck working here.

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    Does slashdot hate my posts?

    1. Re:and some companies are blocking all web 2.0 by VENONA · · Score: 1

      And which of those apps do you actually require to do what they pay you to do? Given serious security weaknesses that could cause your admin's lives to suck, in terms of unplanned recovery overtime, etc., you want sympathy because you can't wank with youtube? I bet your admins friggin' love you. Hint--the world does not owe you a living.

      Google around for average time spent responding to a security incident. Go read something like
      http://news.com.com/The+security+risk+in+Web+2.0/2 100-1002_3-6099228.html

      If, after that, you still feel all beat on and downtrodden, you might consider careers involving paper hats--though even there, coworkers probably won't appreciate your willingness to cause them grief in order to make your screwing off more pleasurable. It's a human nature thing, and you'll find it hard to avoid.

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      What you do with a computer does not constitute the whole of computing.
    2. Re:and some companies are blocking all web 2.0 by jajuka · · Score: 1
      They also block, youtube, myspace, flicker, and several other site, and anything that comtains music or video. It is beginning to suck working here.

      Wow, when did you find time to work between all that youtube, myspace, and flicker browsing before they blocked it?

      BTW, companies frequently pay a lot more for a lot less bandwidth than you have at home, because it has to be reliable, and a handful of users surfing youtube, or listening to streaming audio can block that pipe completely, preventing actual revenue generating traffic from getting through. Oddly enough the ROI from surfing youtube never seems to justify the additional bandwidth costs, silly isn't it.

    3. Re:and some companies are blocking all web 2.0 by josepha48 · · Score: 1

      Yes and those same companies are expecting their employess to work more and more hours. If I am to spend 2/3rds of my life in the office working for that company, then they need to have allowances for me to take a 5 minute break to see a video or actually check my personal email.

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    4. Re:and some companies are blocking all web 2.0 by josepha48 · · Score: 1
      Well my job is a front end UI developer and I need to see what new and cool stuff is out there and how it is being used. Since the company is blocking everything it makes it hard to see what is new and cool, and hard to do my job. When the company wants me to work weekends and longer hours because they are short staffed and decide to dump all this on me, then I need to be able to take 5 minutes every now and then to take a mental break.

      I can see blocking myspace, and youtube, but yahoo mail? I can get that same virus from checking mail on the exchange server too. So I guess using your philosophy they should just block the web too. Then I would have to quit, because I would not be able to search the web for information on issues I encounter, when CSS that is supposed to work, does not work in IE, because IE is a peice of crap. You know most of these stupid virus are IE and MS related. If you really wanted to fix the problem, you would just ban windows in the office and you would solve most of your problems.

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    5. Re:and some companies are blocking all web 2.0 by VENONA · · Score: 1

      You might have mentioned this in your original post. I would still have had my doubts, having been on the admin side and heard some of the whiniest BS imaginable (you. would. be. amazed.), and in my experience few companies make it impossible for employees to do their jobs. But I probably wouldn't have sniped at you.

      If something's necessary (as in, you can make a *business case* for it), you should be able to get a fixed IP number on your LAN, and the firewall punched out to that address. Or possibly there should be a machine somewhere that's not on the LAN, and is allowed to see 'around' the firewall.

      Both of those approaches have potential downsides for the company, and how the company mitigates that risk will vary a lot. Their solution probably won't be as easy for you to live with as the easiest (for you) situation, where you can do anything from your desktop. But the solution should be workable.

      If this truly is one of those comparatively unusual cases where a company has actually made it impossible for an employee to perform the work they're being paid for, and won't fix the problem after being made aware of its exact nature, then you have only two options: find another position within the company, or leave.

      You might try making the business case first, though. Some managers are pleasantly astonished (with good reason) when employees take this approach.

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  41. Reading between the lines by laron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When Adam Carson, an associate at Morgan Stanley, first began pushing the use of Web 2.0 tools, he faced a major obstacle in the New York-based investment bank's 10,000-member IT department. "Most of our IT department didn't get it," he said. "This was all new to them. They had just been stuck in the world of enterprise IT."

    So, the IT department would have prefered to do their job (enterprise IT) instead of building something just to use the tools.

    However, he said he worked closely with IT team members to convince them of the merits of Web 2.0, which led them to implement Asynchronous JavaScript and XML (AJAX) technologies, a key requirement for building and supporting Web 2.0 tools

    He didn't stop nagging until they told an intern to cobble something together and paint the relevant acronyms in two feet letters on it.

    Once IT was convinced of the value of Web 2.0, he said, the organization was "really good at making sure that [systems] worked really well and didn't break, but they weren't really good at making sure ... people liked using them."

    So, people don't use the new-fangled stuff. Obviously this is the fault of IT, and not because they don't see the need.

    Carson noted that the company now has about 80 Web 2.0 projects under way, including an effort to create social networks for its clients.

    Now we have 80 unused projects. Even our customers refuse to use theirs so far.

    During the education process, Carson said he also had to find a manager that would require the use of a Web 2.0 tool for a specific project.

    He had an hammer and was looking for a nail. A screw would probably work as well.

    That would help spur employees to use the new tools, he noted. The effort also faced cultural resistance from some users clinging to the use of e-mail and other traditional tools rather than switch to new Web 2.0 collaboration tools, he added.

    So, with hard work he managed to have something implemented that nobody else thought necessary. Now he is looking for a way to make the users use it.

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    1. Re:Reading between the lines by bwy · · Score: 1

      LOL... nice. I didn't RTFA but based on reading your quotes from it, this Carson guy really comes across sounding like an idiot. Hey, I'm convinced :)

    2. Re:Reading between the lines by wintermute000 · · Score: 1

      I completely agree!

      Sounds like putting the cart before the horse. Building a solution, then looking for the problem to use it on....

      Its just another app hosted on another server in the server farm, people fire up their IE (yes I hate IE tied stuff as much as the next geek) and get a web based app. Which apparently, they didn't want in the first place.....

      Also people not in IT do not understand that everything is tied together a certain way for reasons (some good, some bad) that are often outside of ITs control. The App does not get implemented in isolation. For example, if this said app would require changing user permissions in their Active Directory accounts (say to allow ActiveX scripts), firewall / ACL changes on the LAN etc. then it becomes a security issue first and foremost (as well as a royal pain in the butt). The bureaucratic fun begins, but all because of a very good reason (security).

      Now if its just people being obstinate and the app was really a better solution (in the long run, taking into account cost of development, implementation, support, business continuity, training, disruption to existing operations), then kudos to him for long term vision.

      However I'm with the cynics on this one. Mind you this is from a networking guy's perspective, what do I know of web development?

  42. Stop the madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Technology is chasing itself in cruel circles at everyones expense.

    People are building abstraction layers on top of technologies that are best off standing alone only to reintroduce the same set of problems solved by the very things they were abstracting.

    Web 2.0 is to me is a rediculous and sorry joke. Hello WTF do you think the Internet is for if not to communicate ideas with each other? Information was a hell of a lot easier to find and process when everyone used *usenet* for chatting with each other. Now with all the phpbb's data that can be used and archived gets lost when some mod gets a wild hair or a disk drive crashes. How is wading through commercial upon commercial just to find what your looking for or using a cheap textbox vs a real editor online any sort of an improvement??

    Collaboration tools are used to colloborate and share ideas they are not new and have been around since people first started linking computer systems togeather even before the Internet ever existed.

    Marketeers and those who follow them are just not confusing people but unwittingly doing real harm to the network and innovation in the process.

  43. Blah! by MilesNaismith · · Score: 1

    Any production IT shop these days is already stressed to it's limit and underfunded. Then the MBA knotheads say: "Sure we know you're underpaid" "We know you work 60 hours a week" "Here's your pager so we can wake you at 3AM for any reason" "Keep all our production systems running, and SECURE" "Oh, and in your spare time we'd like you to learn this ephemeral new tech and implement it!" Yeah, resistance is surprising.

  44. Re:No Brainer. Shows GNU Demand is User Driven. by dedazo · · Score: 1
    You've probably never had a job at a real company, or otherwise you'd know that if those same people were installing Linux instead of "Windoze" would probably also balk at introducing an unknown and unsupported application into a mission-critical data center. That "radical removal of the problem" bit is pure ignorance with a healthy dose of misplaced hubris.

    Oh wait, 'Erris' is actually twitter's sockpuppet. I thought that tone was familiar.

    BTW, can you explain what you mean by "GNU demand"?

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  45. Re:No Brainer. Shows GNU Demand is User Driven. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twitter, for the sake of humanity, please just get it over with and slit your wrists now.

  46. Web based communication/applications by JoeCommodore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article isn't really about web 2.0 it's more just along the lines of any web based technologies for communication and interaction.

    As an IT guy I am rolling out web based stuff. I have found:

    - A lot of canned stuff (even some OSS apps) just aren't a fit for what we do (most businesses aren't a one size fits all business).

    - Many of the hottest things to do are not all that flexible when it comes to integrating with other apps or data conversion, web 2.0 integration is cool as long as you keep with one co.'s products (assuming you can find one that can offer it all).

    - I'm very leery of the SAAS companies - if the service company takes a dive all my work and data goes with it and then I'm really screwed (so most stuff will be hosted in-house).

    - Those I can't I am reworking what we do (part from modified code other parts from scratch). A lot of this is truly very flexible and powerful, but compared to what tools I used before it is surely more complex (in a good sense) and takes time to get it right.

    - Nothing is stopping you from rolling out a web app tomorrow but until you have your business (more importantly your data) on it it just will be a struggle in the transition. I find it takes a lot of work (or just time) to get to the tipping point where it becomes commonplace. When it does, it's great - but it surely doesn't happen overnight (unless that's the same time you start your business).

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  47. Re:No Brainer. Shows GNU Demand is User Driven. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Moderators: Please note that "twitter" is a known fanatical sycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft bashing. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" or "fanboy" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, twitter is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

    I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter [hyperdictionary.com] and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or Mepis or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

    If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history . I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

    To get an idea of what I'm talking about, check this post out. This is an article about email disclaimers. The parent of the post is complaining about the ads in the linked page and so on, and twitter actually goes off on a rant to blame it on Microsoft and recommend Lynx, because "is teh free".

    Here's another. In this post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

    Here's that drive-by advocacy and FUD in motion: twitter goes on about some topic and then drops the usual "oh and M$ is teh evil" because "WMP phones home" or some such. Called on his FUD, he then claims that WMP stores every song and movie you've ever played in a file, somewhere. Pressed further, he just sort of slithers out of sight, his FUD-spreading complete. This is not about some Microsoft technology that nobody likes anyway; it's about lying for the sake of lying. Way too many of his posts are exactly like this one.

    More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own. Or these two . Or this one . Or this one .

    Still not convinced? This is what twitter considers "humour" while go

  48. They're looking for a free ride! by swb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Haha, that's so true.

    What happens is these people think that there's some new miracle computer technology that magically solves their problems. When they find out that behind the shiny new Flash/JavaScript/ActiveX user interface they've really just got yet another information storage and retrieval system like their old one and making it useful requires real work by real people, they stop being interested because, heck, they could have done real work with the LAST system.

    Where it gets really fun is when just enough work goes into the new thingy that the low-level office droids end up using it regularly and can't live without it BUT upgrading and maintaining it to sane levels doesn't get funded because the shiny exciting part that appeals to management is long gone.

    It's *all* just another symptom of management's love of short-term/free-ride thinking. I'm surprised we don't hear more about these same people losing money to perpetual motion machines.

    1. Re:They're looking for a free ride! by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      The whole thing reminds me of the late 90's, when everyone (not in IT) thought they could run their own webserver for their department. Automagically, they'd solve all communication problems with their coworkers because suddenly, they could all share information!

      It'd be more dramatic if I could dress the whole thing up with more buzzwords, but I just ate, so...

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  49. Stop whining or make a business case for it by dircha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Web 2.0? Social networking??? Right, just as soon as we roll out the ping pong tables and arcade cabinets.

    Listen, this isn't 1996 anymore, thank God. Unless you can make the case that we will recoup the implementation, training, and operating costs in productivity gains, it isn't going to happen. This is what is known as a BUSINESS CASE. Businesses exist to make money, not to coddle and pamper you. Did you mistake your cube farm for the Hilton?

    You should be thankful you have Web 1.0. Because if it weren't for the fact that Java is most cost effective to maintain and operate, you would still be doing data entry and form processing on COBOL terminal screens.

    And talk about insane, if you have so much free time at work that you think we should deploy a social networking system for you, you have got another thing coming. Which would you prefer? We can either cut you down to 20 hours and drop your benefits, or we can just reassign your job to an existing employee who is interested in working in exchange for monetary compensation?

    NO WONDER the economy is in a slump. Do you think your counterparts over in India have the time to whine about lack of social networking software on the job? No, that's why they're taking your jobs.

    1. Re:Stop whining or make a business case for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      somebody mod the parent up.

  50. IT department is not IT department by zeromorph · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You (PP&GP) are both right, because the IT department people are just that people. Some are morons some not.

    Where I worked before we had a UNIX network (most servers running Solaris) but my department had a Windows subnetwork for several reasons. And that was the pain in the ass for the IT people (mostly security related problems). And I could fully understand them.

    But now I'm working in a pure Microsoft faculty, I mean everything is Microsoft - really everything. And don't get me started on all the problems here, disk space, email, network, name it we had it in the last 14 months. But the point is, this is the will of the IT department. All problems are of course the fault of the user (which is really bullshit, believe me). And they block every change - even the most reasonable. I mean a lot of users are programming in Prolog, are using Emacs, write their papers in LaTeX, use Perl, and... and... and... - why Windows?

    I know users can be annoying but not every PEBKAC is really a PEBKAC. In the first job users where the problem - in the second job I assure you it's the IT department and they are shooting the messenger.

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    1. Re:IT department is not IT department by Belgand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know... without being able to resort to broad generalizations to have a ready scapegoat to complain about for all of my problems how will I be able to function?

    2. Re:IT department is not IT department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean a lot of users are programming in Prolog
      I'm a big fan of Prolog but have lost track of it... What industry is using Prolog?
  51. SOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, I own your web 2.0 thingie.

  52. Fines Fines Fines! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Show me a publicly traded company that's implemented a web 2.0 solution for nearly anything without IT department support and I can show you a company that I could run up the flag pole on all sorts of FTC violations.

  53. The other side by BVis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fuck Web 2.0, IT departments are slow to move on any project except those that somehow benefit IT itself.
    Nothing else benefits IT, so of course they're looking out for themselves. It almost seems like there's a course in business school now called "Never Give IT Anything To Work With." 1/3 staffing levels, ancient tech, constant micromanagement by non-technical departments, it goes on and on.

    We have an extraordinarily difficult time getting IT to update broken links on our website (we used to have access via the shitty CMS they were running but they now took that away too) nevermind solutions such as chat, online appointment scheduling, or additional databases to store information captured from web forms.
    Isn't it just possible that your IT is so busy covering up for the idiot users' mistakes that they don't have time to do anything useful? It's hard to get time to update a web site when the CEO has to have his bridge program on his laptop RIGHT FUCKING NOW, or when Marketing is trying to get you to do their research for them, or when the Vice President Of Things That Begin With H On Alternate Tuesdays has hosed his registry for the tenth time, despite ludicrous amounts of coaching (compounded by the fact that he absolutely HAS TO HAVE admin rights on his desktop, or the world would end.)

    We have had to go to third party outfits that specialize in hosting their own web application solutions and paying them yearly sums of money to do for us what IT will not. Not a single department has a decent relationship with IT at any of the last few places I have worked (especially the current) and we're all wasting money because of it.
    Have you tried using that money to bring staffing levels in IT up to sane levels? Or investing in more infrastructure? How about not treating IT like a red-headed stepchild and appreciating the fact that your business is DEAD without your computers? No? Not shocked.

    It's really not that difficult a concept. Has anyone tried saying "please" and "thank you" to any of these folks? Or tried to find out what they do with their time? I'd bet you a paycheck that they're so busy putting out fires that idiot users or executives (but I repeat myself) are setting that they don't have TIME to do anything else. If you treat IT half as badly as it sounds, I think you're lucky they haven't dragged you from your car yet.
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    1. Re:The other side by jotok · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I know it sucks when you are understaffed, underfunded, etc. Everyone has been there. But did you read the parent? Third-party review of the IT department revealed that they were, in fact, lazy and incompetent. If that's anyone's "fault" it's the recruiter who hired those bozos. But the fact remains that they were a bunch of self-important dicks who realized all too late that IT guys are not exactly a scarce commodity.

      Now, I say "please" and "thank you" to my DBAs and server jockeys all the time. I take them out to lunch, I sent three of them to DEFCON this year (and I glossed over some, shall we say, questionable items on their expense reports), I do everything I can to A) make them happy and B) make them successful. By definition, when they are successful, I am successful. But among the many words they can say to me, including "Fuck off" and "You're out of your mind," "No" and "I can't do that" are not among them.

    2. Re:The other side by Repossessed · · Score: 2, Informative

      So basically, you're the perfect boss?

      The great grandparent post the grandparent was responding to involved no 3rd party review though. You got a couple of them mixed up.

      In my experience, issues with IT seem to reside in a single person, who is either not working at getting his staff to do their jobs right (or firing the right people, if necessary), or is actively interfering with it. Not always a PHB either.

      In the particularly lovely case of the guy who heads our network (I dunno just how far up the chain this is), we have such lovely screw ups as updating Java without determining ahead of time if this would break the Java apps that the front line employees need in order to make money for the company (it did), and being too incompetent to realize that in a job that requires reading massive amount of online documentation (tech support), functions such as 'Open in new Window' are kind of essential, and should probably not be disabled. Then there's the lovely roll out we're getting in the next couple weeks, with IE7, once again, no prior indication if the tools that are specific to my floor's job will still work after this. Or for that matter, any other departments web 2.0 tools.

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    3. Re:The other side by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Case in point: I'm the linux admin for the place that I work (a Computer Science department at a university). I support linux-on-desktop, our remote login cluster, a bunch of random servers that faculty members decide they need because "I need feature X that is [so insanely out of date | so insanely bleeding edge] that our infrastructure isn't going to support it". I manage licenses for a dozen mathematical, statistical, and otherwise proprietary closed source programs. Lately, the Mac guy quit, so all of a sudden, I'm also the support for the Macintosh folks. I manage the linux backup rotation, which is all nightly rsync-based. I handle the linux half of our windows domain / ldap / kerberos / nfs-automount / samba / cifs single log-on system. I also am still the admin for a handful of Sun servers, and (believe it or not) a few DEC Alphas we have running Tru/64 (or whatever the hell it's called now) Unix. I can't tell you how many projects have been installed/written/maintained by Graduate students who have since left school that fall into my lap when the faculty member realizes no one is maintaining random-app-that-no-one-uses-but-must-always-be-wor king. Oh, I also am in charge of maintaining the stock of toner for the 25-odd different laser printers we have, and distributing it out to people when they come knocking.

      What am I spending about 8-10 hours of my 40 hour work week on lately? The powers that be decided that they could fire the part-time student work-study that we used to have to do odd IT jobs, and now, I manage 30-odd card-swipe door locks, which a monkey could do, and which are a huge time sink, considering they're spread out across 3 buildings among 5 square miles, and everyone wants them updated at least three times a week. So, I have to cart one of two different laptops to each physical key card lock and update them.

      If I don't get around to moving your Laserjet printer from computer A to computer B, configuring the cups server, and reconfiguring all other 9 computers in your project lab to print to the new server today, it's cause I'm freaking busy. If I can't figure out why your mouse doesn't refocus on matlab on your home linux box when you SSH into the cluster and display the graphical component locally, I'm sorry. If I can't get your bleeding-edge hot off the assembly line wireless card to work in any of [fedora core 5 | fedora core 6 | ubuntu | Centos 5.0] with several different kernels and everything from the stable to the nightly build of NDISwrapper, and the best I can do is that it works *most of the time*, and only causes a kernel panic *sometimes*, I'm sorry. If I can't find an unused room for your new multimedia lab, move 8 powermacs across campus, set them up, get the networking people to install and activate network ports (after getting the paperwork pushed through the financial people), and set up all your software by the time you teach class on Wednesday, when you tell me Monday afternoon, and especially when I had sent out emails in freaking JUNE asking what needed to be done for the upcoming fall semester, sorry - I'm only human.

      Honestly, I know a lot of IT staff are lazy control freaks, but come on - some of us are spinning our wheels trying to move as fast as we can, while you all are pulling us in 40 different directions. We're expected to be master of all trades, and that takes time and effort. And I don't respond well to insults, questions of ability, yelling, or last-minute-emergencies-that-could-have-been-preve nted. Try smiling and doing a bit of planning in advance, and you'll go far. Trust me.

      ~Will

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    4. Re:The other side by Basehart · · Score: 5, Funny

      FWIW seeing IE7 and web 2.0 in the same sentence makes me want to drink Draino. Good luck.

    5. Re:The other side by 1arkhaine · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      We have a lady at work who has to deal with less than that, but a similar set up nonetheless. Including the swipe cards. I see how frustrated she gets when more and more things are dumped on her, so I sympathise with yourself. I help where I can, but my main role is a) wiki maintenance and b) one day a week, so there isn't much I can do. I think there is something of a mentality that IT staff can do things quickly/easily/whatever than consultants/sales because it's 'just a computer'.

    6. Re:The other side by Monoman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hear ya man. People tend to trivialize the amount of work it takes to do something if they aren't the ones doing it.

      I have over 10yrs at a college that is mostly a Windows shop but plagued with the many of the same issues you stated. My first few years were doing desktop and departmental server stuff like yourself. Then I moved over to the infrastructure type stuff taking care of the enterprise servers, LAN, WAN, Active Directory, email (Exchange), firewall, VPN, DNS, DHCP, etc. Add on to that a variety of apps (WebCT, fund-raising app, custom apps, etc) that just get dropped in your lap. Some of these apps require quite a bit of babysitting in addition to normal maintenance.

      In order to gain some sanity we have *tried* (with some success) to require that new systems/apps include a budgeted position. A few yeas ago the powers that be decided it was time for an imaging system. Well we (IT) said no problem just give us another staff position so we can dedicate them to it. That project had enough bigwigs behind it that getting a new position wasn't really a problem.

      [edit - I had a really long rant about our history with WebCT but I cut it down to just this]
      We weren't as lucky with WebCT. We are still helping babysit that 800 LB gorilla. What was a collection of PERL scripts with a simple install/patch/upgrade is more. Nobody wants to take ownership of it now that it is so widely used and really really needs a dedicated person with tech skills.

      Like I said before, people tend to trivialize the amount of work it takes to do something if they aren't the ones doing it.

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    7. Re:The other side by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Oh, my goodness. Been there, done that, have the "asdfghjk" on my forehead from falling asleep at the keyboard.

      Are they at least giving you interesting toys to play with? And do they at least buy you beer, or send you to an occasional interesting conference?

    8. Re:The other side by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      Well, if I'm being honest, it's a good job. I wish it paid more, but we do live out in the hills, not in a major city. Most of the faculty look down on us, but then, most faculty look down on everyone everywhere. But, someone did offer to buy me some nice dark beer the other day because I printed a poster out for him on our plotter on like 2 hours notice. I do get pretty good toys - I told them recently if I was going to be Macintosh support, I would need a Mac computer at my desk at work, so I could play with it and figure out how things worked (I'm no OSX guru). They turned around and bought me a 17" powerbook. Which... is bigger than I needed - I mean, it's huge - but they did make it happen when I said I needed it. As far as conferences go, they will send us to conferences if it's important.

      I'm trying to get them to send me to a VMWare conference soon, because our new lovely remote login cluster (20 dual xeon dual core 4GB ram machines, mostly used for instructional teaching for programming classes - C++, java, intro to unix is there somewhere, MPI stuff, networking, etc)... with some of the funding we're going to be getting in the future, I'd love to get a fiber-channel SAN and re-image these servers so they're running VMWare, so I can use it to seamlessly shift the load to under-used nodes. They all support virtualization-on-cpu, and IPVS is good, but it's not perfect, at load balancing. I envision a setup where if a node gets overloaded (compared to peer nodes), it will move the VM to an underutilized node (move the configuration and the RAM contents over the network, which is switch gigabit), and then up the VM on the new node with the same hard drive slice from the SAN. But that's something that I don't know how to make work at the moment. It sounds like a fun project, though =).

      And in the interest of full disclosure, I am probably over dramatizing my workload somewhat - but the beginning of fall semester is especially rough. I use the term "40 hour work week" loosely, as over the past 3 weeks, I've probably averaged 55 or so hours over 6 days per week. And I'm not kidding about how annoying the door lock updates are. Honestly, though, once midterms have passed, everyone gets into cruising mode, and I can kick back and relax a little, and do some long-term project work, or even just take a few minutes to catch my breath.

      Virginia has screwed the pooch on the budget again, this year, though. So everyone watch out for either a 7.5% tuition hike, or a 7.5% reduction in operating budget on the horizon. *Crosses fingers*.

      ~Wx

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    9. Re:The other side by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      No offense, but if you can't hear "no" or "I can't do that", then I don't want to work for you. Granted, these words should be followed up with a good reason why, but if you tell me you need something impossible or on an impossible time line, you sometimes have to hear "I cant do that".

      Personally I try to play more towards "I can do that, but I'll need two more weeks" or "that solution won't work, but may let me look into something that might," but one one or two occasions I've been asked for stuff that was just so impossible I couldn't do it. Personally, If I was he manager (and I have been) I'd rather hear an honest "I can't do that" than come back two weeks later to an incomplete project that I already told my boss should be ready.

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    10. Re:The other side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hang in there man.. have you finished a degree yet?

    11. Re:The other side by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      I hear you. If your supervisor tells us at 11 AM on Tuesday the second that you are starting work at 8AM on Monday the first, and needs a computer, and we cannot get it to you until 3 PM on Tuesday afternoon, that is really not the fault of the IT department. If a supervisor tells us Friday at 8 AM that a new person is starting Monday and needs a computer, but has ignored IT telling them for a month that they are out of computers and you must buy more, and there is no computer ther Monday morning, once again, not the fault of the IT department. Of course, guess who gets blamed.

      I had a user whom I just reimaged, and some supervisor thought they would save money by giving her Adobe Acrobat 6 Standard, despite the fact that everyone else is using Acrobat 8 Professional. We told that supervisor that Acrobat 6 most likely would not open up the documents that the other users were writing. Yet, who gets blamed when suddenly you cannot open PDFs?

      Of course, I do not have time to mess with it, as I am trying to setup your new Blackberry, even though you just got another Blackberry two months ago, and you think that the new Blackberry is supposed to automagically work, of course you do not seem to understand that we have to reset your password on the BES, then contact AT&T on your behalf because it never occured to you to have the new phone activated, then have to contact them 2-3 more times because you listened to their sales department rather than your IT department and signed up on some funkey plan that is not compatable with our system.

      Forgive us please when you cannot get into our FTP site to retrieve your Powerpoint presentation for a new business venture because you decided to FTP in from the clients office 10 minutes before the presentation just to realize that THEIR firewall prevents FTP access. I am sorry that you did not plan ahead.

      I am sorry if I have to tell you that we cannot troubleshoot your home wireless network. I am sorry if I can get your laptop to connect to 10 different public and private wireless networks all across the city yet you cannot get it to connect to your wireless network that you setup yourself.

      I am sorry if we have to block Yahoo Messanger because you have called in several times complaining about your computer running slow, and this is always fixed by removing all the crap that Yahoo installs along with its messanger.

      I am sorry if I have to block access to Smiley Central because it is adware. I am sorry if I have to block access to some website you use to store passwords at because they are selling the client data you store there to hackers. I am sorry if I have to block access to streaming radio stations and Limewire and Kazaa because our internet was slow.

      I am sorry we are out of server space, despite the fact we have been telling you you were runinng low for months, and you either needed to purchase more space or delete some stuff.

      I am sorry if mail suddenly starts being bounced, because you are over your quota, depsite the fact that we have shown you in training how to check the size, we told you your limit, showed you how to archive, and have been sending you e-mails for a week telling you that you are approacing your limit.

      I am sorry that you cannot print over wireless, despite the fact that we tell you that you can't. I am sorry if it takes you several hours to upload that 1 gig file to the server because you refuse to plug in your ethernet cable.

      I am sorry if we do not have any more power adaptors to lend you because we have already lent out the dozen or so we already had for the day, or if by the end of the week we are only down to 4 because people will not return them.

      I am sorry that we cannot give you Windows Vista, because we have determined that CS1 and 2 do not run on it right, and that your Finance deapratment does not want to pay for the upgrade to CS3.

      I am sorry that Illustrator on your Mac no longer loads up because you decided to go in and delete system fonts that the program use

    12. Re:The other side by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      Oh, yeah. I have a degree. It's in a non-technical field, but I can at least check off the "college graduate" on my list.

      Still. The problem is when you work in "the real world", it's: no college degree college degree. When you work in a university, it's: no college degree undergrad degree graduate degree Ph.D. post-doc asst. professor tenured professor assoc. professor full professor. I'm still way far down on that foodchain, even though I have no plans to move up it.

      C'est la vie.

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    13. Re:The other side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again foisting the blame for his situation onto everyone but himself - he's incapable of accepting responsibility for his own actions. His personality is so acerbic that his own family kicked him out, and he's too proud to accept any position that does not pay him what he thinks he's worth, which is somewhere in the 6-figure range (if not higher).

      He's also obsessed with his drug habit.

  54. Mouse love. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You can call me lazy if you like, but you're damn right that I don't like jumping into things just because it's the kewl, sexy new way of doing things."

    Well I guess cybersex is out for you.

  55. Spin? Hardly. Try Greed. by nobodyman · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm just jaded.

    Don't be so harsh on yourself perhaps you're just insecure.

    Installations are a good portion of an IT goon's job. Take away that and you put that job in jeapardy. Do you still need IT staff in a Web 2.0 world? Of course, you just don't need as much.

    Case in point: our IT department is farmed out to IBM Global Services(read: evil, greedy charlatans). Each trouble ticket is at least $50 per incident, and MS Oulook / Exchange issues constitute well over 50% of their ticket volume(and this is just on the client side, they do our server ops too). If you swapped outlook for Enterprise Gmail accounts you effectively would cut their revenue stream in half.

  56. Let me reword that to make sense. by Erris · · Score: 1

    Web 2.0^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Windows is a bloated, risky, pointless waste of time, money, bandwidth, and electricity. Or at least that is my opinion. ... opinions are not trolls or flamebait. Please don't mod me down because I'm testy, you don't agree, or you think I am being "stuck up". Reply instead.

    Are you happy with my testy reply?

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    1. Re:Let me reword that to make sense. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because I agree with you %100 :D

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    2. Re:Let me reword that to make sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Moderators: Please note that "twitter" is a known fanatical sycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft bashing. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" or "fanboy" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, twitter is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

      I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter [hyperdictionary.com] and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or Mepis or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

      If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history . I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

      To get an idea of what I'm talking about, check this post out. This is an article about email disclaimers. The parent of the post is complaining about the ads in the linked page and so on, and twitter actually goes off on a rant to blame it on Microsoft and recommend Lynx, because "is teh free".

      Here's another. In this post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

      Here's that drive-by advocacy and FUD in motion: twitter goes on about some topic and then drops the usual "oh and M$ is teh evil" because "WMP phones home" or some such. Called on his FUD, he then claims that WMP stores every song and movie you've ever played in a file, somewhere. Pressed further, he just sort of slithers out of sight, his FUD-spreading complete. This is not about some Microsoft technology that nobody likes anyway; it's about lying for the sake of lying. Way too many of his posts are exactly like this one.

      More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own. Or these two . Or this one . Or this one .

      Still not convinced? This is what twitter considers "humour" while go

  57. Actually we all work for the same company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sick of that crappy attitude. IT does not work for other employees in the company. IT works for the same people they work for. Other employees are not customers to IT, they are co-workers. And when the guy that sits around making asinine comments on Digg all day decides that he knows more about doing IT than then guy that works 10-12 hours a day doing IT, then spends a big chunk of time outside the office learning about new technologies for work, IT should not respond "yes, I'll do that immediately". IT workers work on the same principles that other employees do - in other words, let's do the best thing for the company. Add to that, at least in public companies, financial companies, and health companies, the massive number of compliance requirements that an IT department has to deal with, and you begin to realize that IT doesn't just say "no" to spite you, or because they are lazy, but rather because they are doing their jobs, which in the technology realm are probably far more complicated that you can imagine. Remember, they don't work for you, they work with you. Keep that in mind, and you'll have a much better chance at working for a successful company, rather than one that tears itself apart from lack of vision, planning and teamwork.

  58. Re:Life at the speed of big and dumb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Moderators: Please note that "twitter" is a known fanatical sycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft bashing. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" or "fanboy" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, twitter is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

    I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter [hyperdictionary.com] and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or Mepis or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

    If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history . I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

    To get an idea of what I'm talking about, check this post out. This is an article about email disclaimers. The parent of the post is complaining about the ads in the linked page and so on, and twitter actually goes off on a rant to blame it on Microsoft and recommend Lynx, because "is teh free".

    Here's another. In this post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

    Here's that drive-by advocacy and FUD in motion: twitter goes on about some topic and then drops the usual "oh and M$ is teh evil" because "WMP phones home" or some such. Called on his FUD, he then claims that WMP stores every song and movie you've ever played in a file, somewhere. Pressed further, he just sort of slithers out of sight, his FUD-spreading complete. This is not about some Microsoft technology that nobody likes anyway; it's about lying for the sake of lying. Way too many of his posts are exactly like this one.

    More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own. Or these two . Or this one . Or this one .

    Still not convinced? This is what twitter considers "humour" while go

  59. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! by JRHelgeson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Son, we live in a world that has firewalls, and those firewalls have to be maintained by men with root access. Whose gonna do it? You? You, with your blogging buddies? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You whine about port blocking and you curse the administrators. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That blocking ports, while frustrating, probably saves bandwidth... And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves packets. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at LAN parties, you want me on that firewall, you need me on that firewall. We use words like source address, port 80, destination... We use these words as the backbone of an access control list. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain why I block access to YouTube to a man who points and clicks on the very network that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a whitepaper, and create your own web 2.0 app. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

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    1. Re:YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! by JRHelgeson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Flamebait? This is a direct quote from "A Few Good Admin's"

      Ok, so I made it up...

      My apologies to Col. Nathan Jessep.

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    2. Re:YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Col. Jessep: [yelling] I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Administrator!

    3. Re:YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! by Rick+Genter · · Score: 1

      Sounds like standard BOFH-talk to me...

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  60. I'm SO glad I dont do IT anymore... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    ...on the one side I had users clamoring for things that they often didn't really understand or have any use for, and on the other I had my co-nerds who obviously relished denying things to the users no matter what the reason.

    IT is the janitorial strata of technology work.

  61. riiiight by wangfucius · · Score: 1

    Yeah, OK. My Favorite story of the year. Human resource dochebag "a" decides that outlook is an ugly complicated app, that slows down movement of large files (full of user data, ssn #s, sales data, etc) to HR douchebag "b". Their solution? Install bitorrent, and post files back and forth to each other. No shit. And this was Pfizer. People were outeraged that their ID had been compromised, and wanted to know what we were doing about it. Then they wanted to know why admin priveleges were revoked. Can't have it both ways, kids. Either it works (mostly) and it's old and ugly, or it's hot and flashy and takes a shit-ton of resources to deploy and support. Give us the dollars and we'll hook it up. P.S. I wonder how many of these "web 2.0" idiots realize that you can run winchat from the os? Or that simply creating a shared folder can take the place of youtube? Zero. All these marketing dudes have bought somebody else's marketing schpiel. Which is why desktop linux doesn't exist outside the IT department.

  62. Eventually, they came on board by danilo.moret · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The "cool digital media lady" went down the IT section and asked:

    - Hey, could you install some MediaWikis with capacity to five thousands access per minute by friday? I read it's super simple and light, just as Web 2.0 is supposed to be, so it should be very easy to do!

    And the "boring IT guys" replied:

    - You know we can't, we need to deal with all other emergency priorities you set last week about mail and the new Vista boxes. Besides, it's simple to install in one single machine for amateur use, it's complicated to prepare it for the security and load we'll need.

    - You IT guys can't deal with changes. You complicate everything. I'll have a smart consultant friend to come over, install it for a few thousand bucks and hand the maintenance over to you.

    - Gahhh...

    Weeks later, she gave an interview boasting her boldness in "bypassing IT to get Web 2.0 technologies to the group's end users":

    - IT started to realize it was happening without them anyway. They weren't interested until they started to get multiple requests from around the business. Eventually, they came on board.

    The "boring IT guys" couldn't be interviewed. They were overwhelmed by client's support requests of system configurations, security alarms, the same old email problems and configuring tens of new servers with load balancing.

    Next on "The Daily Buzzword Bugle", the folksonomy is being slowed down by the users.

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  63. This article ... by poor_boi · · Score: 1

    This article ...Makes it sound like Web 2.0 is some sort of basic human right. And that we should be up in arms when we hear about people being deprived of it. Web 2.0 is a jumble of technologies, many of which are not very well defined or secure. Go ahead and bypass your IT department so you can roll out the latest and greatest buzzword. I doubt that will be a very sustainable process in the long term.

  64. Re:Life at the speed of big and dumb. by turnipsatemybaby · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry but that's the biggest crock of bull I've seen so far on this discussion. You seem to completely ignore the fact that the OS choice is usually mandated by management. What IT wants to use is irrelevant. It's *management* that chooses the OSes cause that's what THEY are used to. It's *management* that chooses the other flavours of corporate software like CRM and whatnot. The IT department is simply stuck having to deal with all the pain.

    And you just stated it perfectly. IT departments are *already* dealing with all sorts of pre-existing crap. Of *course* they don't want to add to that. It's hard to keep up as it is!

    I have seen this time and again. Not all IT departments are perfect, I'm sure. However based on my own personal experience, if there's a cock up somewhere I will always put my money down on it being a direct result of management, or users bypassing IT to do their own thing.

  65. Wiki is where documents go to die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right, Wiki is great for dev teams but not for normal users, especially in environments that use Microsoft Office. The race to start using Wiki has hurt more than helped in the cases I've seen.

    Someone will go to a lot of work to make a great wiki, then no one else will ever update it because it's so much more difficult to edit than it would be in Word. They can't do it offline on their laptop, they can't use WYSIWIG formatting, there's no access control, etc. So no one bothers, or a lot of key information is still in Word documents that are passed around in Email because with a Wiki, now there's no way to share Word documents with Windows access control.

    Feel free to disagree and tell me why, but this is what I've seen happen.

    1. Re:Wiki is where documents go to die by afroborg · · Score: 1

      My experience is that trying to convince most office workers to use an application other than Word or Excel for anything is a waste of time. They are comfortable with Word and Excel, anything else is new and scary.

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  66. Re:Life at the speed of big and dumb. by Erris · · Score: 1

    It's *management* that chooses the OSes cause that's what THEY are used to. ... The IT department is simply stuck having to deal with all the pain.

    It's sorry management that makes IT decisions without regard to the expert opinion they pay for.

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  67. Maybe its not IT by PPH · · Score: 1
    Sure. Blame IT. That way, management doesn't have to take the heat for saying 'No'.


    In my experience, IT will happily install and maintain anything they are funded to do. Better yet, get them in on the ground floor of the decision making process and you'll have a smoother running operation when its all done. This assumes that you have management support for these kinds of networking systems, Web 2.0, Web 1.0 or whatever.


    The primary resistance management gives toward these kinds of information sharing technologies is the evolutionary change that they can produce in the managers' responsibilities. If you have managers that are looking forward to making it to retirement in the same corner office with the same staff and the same set of rubber stamps, forget implementing anything new.


    I used to work for a company that has one of the worlds largest intranets. Back in the '90s, IT was more than happy to install and maintain things like Usenet and web servers (internal to the corporate network) for use by various staffs for information sharing. This was before non IT managers knew what these things were and how they could be used to streamline internal communications and information sharing. This is another way of saying that they could bypass unresponsive management and get answers to problems or identify knowledgeable people between different groups. Once management realized what was up, they locked down this kind of innovation. From the point of view of groups like engineering, manufacturing and others, the scapegoats for this lockdown was IT. Now, with Web 2.0, its the same sh*t all over again.

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  68. I work in IT, we built a Wiki but nobody came. by Nonesuch · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I'm part of the tiny IT Security department of a Fortune 500 with many offices around the world. We're understaffed and overburdered with "approvals" and "sign-offs" and other process, but we make do with what we have.

    So earlier this year we had a conference call with the various remote site operations and networking and help desk We had a bunch of customers saying "Why doesn't the company use Web 2.0? Why is Instant Messaging discouraged? Why is there no Wiki on the Intranet?"

    While this wasn't a priority, we had a small server sitting idle from a failed project. So we built a MediaWiki server, gave it a catchy DNS name, and configured it so anybody who can authenticate to the company LDAP server has an auto-created Wiki account. Even preloaded the server with the Help: namespace and some documents from IT's old file share. I also contacted the biggest site's help desk and inquired whether they would be interested in importing their "how to" documents, but only got a snarky "I know what a Wiki is, and we don't want any" reply.

    After some testing internally, about two weeks ago we send out a preliminary announcement about the new Wiki to 100 "power users", including the specific individuals who were complaining about the lack of a Wiki. The response?

    Deafening silence.
    Perhaps fifty users bother to click on the link, a dozen of those logged in, and four go so far as to create a personal "User" page or make a test edit to one of the existing pages. You can lead users to a wiki, but you can't make them contribute.

  69. Both are right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think both sides are right to some extent in this case..

              I can see users wanting to use wikis and social networking, and if the users want it, IT should do it. I suppose in some companies the corporate structure makes it impossible or unwieldy, but IT is a support structure -- they can formally note that some request is useless, but if it has much demand should do it anyway.

              On the other hand, there's absolutely NO business for people to tell IT "do this with Ajax". NO! IT should be treated as a utility -- people can request they want an app that DOES something, but should have no business specifying how it's done. They simply should have no say if the app uses AJAX, Perl or C CGI, Ruby on Rails, PHP+MySQL, or even some unholy mash of Visual Basic, ASP, and Cobol. I don't tell my (cable company) ISP "Hey, you should get an all-IP backbone. Oh, and I don't know what brand of routers you have, but dump them and get Ciscos instead. KByethx." I don't tell Verizon Wireless that they should ditch the (I think) Motorola, Lucent, and Nortel phone switches, and buy all Nokia switches. IT should essentially be a utility, providing the computing needs the customers (rest of the company) need. But they shouldn't be told how to do it.

  70. Skype is corporate security enemy #1 by Nonesuch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    , Skype saves us TONS of money, and that, for some reason, is public enemy #1 with them.
    I agree with your IT department 100% on Skype. That is one creepy closed-source product/protocol which has no place in a business network.


    I've been trying for the past year to get Skype/EBay to talk to us at all, to even begin to have a conversation about how to securely enable internal clients to make and receive Skype phone calls without also enabling any and all other encrypted peer-to-peer applications.

    Because that is what Skype really is, on the wire -- an obfuscated, encrypted peer-to-peer tunnel in which anything can be exchanged between the internal PC running Skype and a random workstation in some former soviet block nation which it appears to be using as a supernode. Any network where you can reliably use Skype, you can use the same network and host security holes to run P2P filesharing, botnets, or anything else your dark little twisted heart desires.

  71. Re:Life at the speed of big and dumb. by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

    Yes, it is sorry management. Most business management I have experienced in three completely different careers is sad. Those who manage the actual work, the people implementing the latest "process from above", do know when to listen. The worst managers think that technology replaces people rather than multiplying their effectiveness.

    IT is not the same as janitorial or mechanical positions, but IT's relationship with business management is similar to a mechanically challenge customer's relationship with a vehicle repair facility. When the cost, estimated or actual, is high, they complain even if the service is great. When the work that they get for the lowest price is not high enough in quality, they complain.

    Some shops get it though. The smart shops realize that the customers (all other functions in a large corporation are ITs customers, right?) want "good enough and not too expensive or takes too long". Notice that IT is the one adapting. IT is the provider while business management is the customer. Business management never really got IT and made them a partner. IT is still the place that just makes technical stuff happen, like the mechanic just fixes the car.

    And yes, it sucks at times. The wonders that insist that internal documentation be written at at 8th grade or lower level comprehension level are somehow the ones with seven plus figure salaries that determine the direction of the company. Then when they want the company to be included in the latest fad, Web 2.0 or whatever it is this year, IT is responsible for implementing it without breaking anything existing, without an increase in budget, and without being given a vote regarding IF the new technology is a wise decision.

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    "What luck for the rulers that men do not think." - Adolph Hitler
  72. Barrier to Web 2.0 -- Summary Writers by glwtta · · Score: 1

    I mean, come on, there actually were some words in that summary that were not "Web 2.0"!

    How do you expect to get anywhere with this emerging technology if only a quarter of the words in your text are "Web 2.0"?

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  73. Maybe... by Whuffo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Maybe after all the IT layoffs the remaining staff is busy trying to keep the current systems running - and just doesn't have the man hours available to implement some new Web 2.0 stuff much less support it.

    Hey, corporate suit - remember when you were rolling out metrics so you could determine which IT staff you'd keep and which you'd fire (for questionable reasons - no layoffs, don't want to pay unemployment). Now you think you need to make some significant changes - but the remaining IT staff is already overworked doing their jobs, plus the jobs of all the people you got rid of (and got a nice bonus for reducing IT payroll).

    The chickens have come home to roost - time to pay the piper...

  74. our geek toys and U can't have them :P by marxzed · · Score: 1, Interesting

    first a personal aside - web 2? web smooo more like all this web 2 yammering just sounds more like web 1 beta before its corporate dot com boom.

    well like DUH!!! these are our geek toys and you can't have them you plebs!!!!

    more seriously I work in IT supporting an educational institute that teaches, among other IT related things - online business and marketing which requires academics to use real world examples and students to work on projects that produce examples (online video, web pages etc etc) yet the very same IT department that I work for and supports them it telling the school's administrators that "the academics only need 2.4GB of network/server storage, that they only need a couple of hundred MB of internet download quota per year, that they don't need web servers for anything other than hosting the intranet services and "corporate website" , routinely block sites like YouTube despite these being used in several units that staff are not allowed to purchase computers with built in video cameras (like many ACER and Apple models do) etc etc etc... no irony is lost in the fact that most of the IT staff have machines on their desk with web cameras their own server with a TB of unused storage, and unrestricted downloads because "we need it to do our job" and actually their right we do need it to do our job but we have to realise that these days THEY need these tools too.

    so what we have is a small group of people in IT pretty much dictating to administration terms that cause very serious restrictions on what academics can teach, and what students can learn.

  75. I'm offtopic now, I know, sorry. by zeromorph · · Score: 1

    After being labelled troll above, I'm offtopic now - but even an AC deserves an answer.

    Prolog: I don't know who else uses Prolog but here (some) computer linguists do. They have a parser written in Prolog. Seems still very common, don't know, not my subfield.

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  76. Gossip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did Slashdot start doing gossip-articles that made broad generalizations about IT professionals?

    I suppose anonymous cowards aren't sent the memos.

  77. Vendetta by turgid · · Score: 1

    Hmm, a vendetta against a slashdot user. Cyberbullying?

    If you don't like what someone says, ignore it, or disagree.

    I quite like twitter's posts, but then I grew up in the UK where we have good journalism and alternative comedy, so I can see where he's coming from.

    I'm noticing so must pro-Microsoft sycophancy and astroturfing on here of late. For a while, here on slashdot, to avoid being modded down, one had to give M$ the benefit of the doubt. Now, things are just getting silly.

    Microsoft's empire is starting to crumble at long last. The fanboys, astroturfers and M$ themselves are getting desperate. So are you by the looks of it.

    Anyway, it's slashdot: Cmdr. Taco's blog. Don't take it too seriously.

    My final words of advice to you are to get out of mummy's basement, wash, put on deodorant, brush your teeth and go and meet some real people. You might even meet a nice girl.

  78. you dialed the wrong number? by bnyles · · Score: 1

    Do you know on what all the troubles of IT departments come down to? An incompetent CIO who fails to understand and communicate the purpose of IT department to rest of the company (and also relfect it back to the IT department itself). There is no way a lowly system administrator or a developer can influence the whole company. They can bitch and moan but without any real power it is all pretty useless. It is up to the CIO to understand and implement the policies for smooth operation of the IT department. If the CIO guy (or lady) does not deliver then chaos, blood and tears will follow. Simple as that. It is pretty weird that system administrators seem to operate in some sort of a power vacuum that in fact is created by themselves. They want to have it both ways -- things to be their way and the protection of management. Unless they go and work for a software company, they can't have it both ways.

  79. Cult of Amateurs by ducomputergeek · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Cult of Amateurs is an interesting read if you go look at the current affairs section of any book store. I work with small businesses and web designers as a technical consultant. Primarily web designers these days that know how to make websites pretty, but when it comes to the back-end. (Which also helps me as I have clients that need a new site design and I have no artistic skills).

    Found the book to be an interesting take, especially when he talks about an experience at an O'Reiley event with folks talking about "Web 2.0" and how it was going to change everything.

    At any rate, I hear a lot about "We want a web 2.0 website" without people having a clue what that means. Some get damned irate when I say, "That's just a buzz word, what do you want it to do?" Most of the time their idea of web 2.0 is going from an HTML static site to one based around Joomla or some other CMS or they need some type of support ticket solution installed.

    I don't tend to get into buzz words, my question is always straight forward: "What the hell are you trying to accomplish?" Then, "Okay. Here is Option A, B, C. My recommendation is A because:..."

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    1. Re:Cult of Amateurs by krunk7 · · Score: 1
      I was hired under the job description of "basic IT and user support". In practice, this turned out to encompass everything from web application development, designing/managing backup systems, computational programing, back porting of analysis suites, matlab programming, pretty much anything that has to do with a computer. Those not in computers assume that everything that has to do with a computer falls under "IT" and this simply isn't the case. This assumption is as out of wack as expecting a veterinarian to perform a heart transplant.

      On top of it all, any decision I make is followed by a string of "why, why, why". A fair amount of this expected and healthy, but to use the heart surgeon analogy again there should come a certain point when you defer to the expertise of.....the expert (that point should be right about when you cease to understand what the hell he's talking about). Luckily, I've been there long enough and when I prohibit something for security reasons I can qualify my answer to the "why" questions with things like "Because before I made these policies your web server was hacked 2 to 3 times a year compared to none in the 2 years I've been here."

      So I can sympathize with where these IT departments are coming from prohibiting some of the "Web 2.0" technologies or restricting them. However, one thing that is assured is that if you don't provide some kind of solution the user is assuredly going to find a way around your road blocks and will probably choose the "worst case" solution. So as IT, I've learned to never say no. That's right. Never. Rather, I say yes with qualifications such as: "This solution will not meet HIPAA requirements and will put any sensitive user data at risk of compromise due to security concerns a), b), and c)." I ensure these caveats are well documented and I provide suggestions for alternatives that are superior yet supply the same service and why they are superior.

      I view my job as that of making recommendations rather then decisions (in this specific arena, of course there are cases where the decision is mine and mine alone). In general, management usually makes the right choice but when they don't, you just pull up the assessment document and say "Yes, that was one of the risks listed. It's unfortunate that it came to fruition." I'm sure there are managers out there who would fire you anyway, but really who wants to work for a manager that can't accept responsibility for his/her own decisions? A manager like that is going to find a way to off-load his own stupidity on you sooner or later. At least this way you discover sooner and have clear document trail that says otherwise (which can be quietly given to *his/her* superiors on your way out the door).

  80. Re:De-aggregate angsty tags to IT channel-partners by dkf · · Score: 1

    For those of you wanting to make a proverbial killing of this 'phenomenon' I refer you to a vital dictionary of terms. I work with people who like to spout that sort of thing, and that link demonstrates more good sense than they often do...
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  81. Uh. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

    from the very people who should be rolling them out: the IT staff.
    Someone mind filling me in on why a corporate IT staff would have any reason to roll out web 2.0 technologies? I seriously cannot imagine a single thing they'd want that isn't already covered portably for free by applications with ten year userbases. (I believe the IT department resistance is because IT groups need a reason to go to the effort, and that there actually isn't one.)
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  82. It's all in the selling by crucini · · Score: 1

    ...a real vendor will *charge you* for the services; you ask something tricky and they keep ratcheting up the price. Internal IT depts don't have that option...

    Selling increased services to meet the client's increased needs is always a challenge, whether you're an outside vendor or an inside department. There are three paths here:
    1. Simply ignore the increased need; wait for a competitor (internal or external) to service it.
    2. Recognize the need and service it for free. This can stretch the vendor too thin.
    3. Sell the needed services to the customer decision-maker. This involves explaining the need and offering a credible proposal to meet it. If you're an internal vendor, your "price" may include hiring an employee or contractor, or simply removing a lowe r priority item.

    Good salesmen will do #3 and thrive; poor salesmen will do #1 or #2 and eventually be out of the game. If you see outside vendors succeeding better than inside departments at this game, it's because they generally have better salesmen.
  83. Really want it? Build it yourself. by Revotron · · Score: 0

    The key to shutting up all the marketing bimbos and "tech" columnists is to tell them to RTFM and build it themselves. Invite them to spend a week or two siting at a desk handling thousands of users who forgot their password, lost a file or couldn't use Outlook if their life depended on it. And on top of that, tell them to read up on AJAX and code a fully functional, production-quality corporate site within the week.

    IT has been pressured into adopting numerous immature products and "solutions" (I despise that word) on the path to "corporate success" (another buzzword) I'll help all the buzzword bimbos out a bit by tipping them off to effective "solutions".

    Chat: What the fuck did you want VOIP for if you're not going to make internal conference calls and use personal mailboxes? If you want to talk to 5, 10, 15 people at the same time... use your shiny new VoIP phone.

    File Collaboration: Central FTP server and E-mail attachments. End of story.

    Live news ticker/Dynamic information: PHP. Read up on "includes". If you really feel like it... throw in one little JavaScript application, but don't junk your web servers for "innovative technologies".

  84. Mauve has the most RAM by edittard · · Score: 1

    users aren't always the greatest clients
    Hey, they're your customers. The customer is always right. All you guys do is, basically, typing. Am I right?
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  85. Typical. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    The IT team was managed poorly, they get the sack, the management? Got a bonus for sure, for their wonderful people management skills.

    You outsourced to a company with good management (more by chance than by planning for sure) and, ho and behold, now things work.

    In a properly managed company IT people have specific tasks and can't get so out of whack in regards to the objectives of the company.

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  86. What are you waiting to standarize? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Only one version of each OS, otherwise you don't support it. Is the least you should ask from your users.

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  87. Bullshit. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Better to be safe than to be sorry.

    Somebody needs or wants to access a website, he can ask, no problem.

    Surfing the web in the office is not a right, it is a privilege.

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    1. Re:Bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but it's not IT's job of deciding which web pages you can visit. If web browsing hurts productivity, it's up to the managers to tell IT to find a solution.

      It's like some IT-people think of the network as their personal property. It's not... The network belongs to the company. Your job is to keep it running and if an activity doesn't cause any IT-related problems, it's not your problem.

      Web browsing is only a privilege because the managers allows it, not because IT says so.

  88. Yeah, sure, lets ignore security, costs... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... legal requirements, supportability and other little nuisances that affect software deployment nowadays.

    Companies are not there to be cutting edge just to give their employees a warm fuzzy feeling. Cutting edge is untried, untested, and as such a business risk that should not be considered lightly.

    And who will vouch for the security of your FOSS applications? If you have an internal team checking security issues for FOSS applications, then you should be OK, but how many companies have the resources to keep an internal FOSS support team or equivalent?

    I have worked in many big companies and only one could afford to keep a team that actually checked the FOSS code (things like OpenSSH, perl, sudo ant other utilities) and added changes to comply with proper security and even legal audit requirements.

    Some of you see IT as a nice shiny thing to be tinkered with, other people see it as a vector of attack against corporations (and very often this people are your colleagues, having somewhere in the Intranet does not make it any more safer, who really thinks the Intranet is intrinsically safer to the wider Internet is naive on extreme), IT department's work is to strike a balance and the balance by obvious reasons is normally not in the side of "cutting edge".

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  89. That is all well and good. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    But if the group of people with overall strategic control decide that users must not use instant messaging, then the users have to suck it up and it is our job to make sure it gets done and implemented.

    If we know it can be useful then it is certainly our position to inform the people in positions of decision about the benefits of a given technology, what would not be admissible is to ignore the overall policies and use "submarine" applications.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  90. Working? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Pray tell us, why do you need those websites to work?

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  91. RIght to the point about Indian workers. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Those guys are prepared to put 12 hour days or longer for peanuts, I am pretty sure they don't care if they can access facebook or other time sinks like this venerable site....

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  92. Subscriber? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did you get subscriber? Curious if you got it as a gift.