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What if Google Had to Design For Google?

An anonymous reader writes "Web developers increasingly grow weary of having to put so much effort into designing their sites according to the whims of the Google search engine. When the most important thing is 'getting indexed' it is increasingly difficult for web site designers to offer the simple, uncluttered user experience they'd like to. Reminiscent of the famed what if Microsoft designed the iPod box here is a humorous look at what would happen to that famed, clean, uncluttered look if Google had to design for the Google Search Engine."

207 comments

  1. This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Google were really designing for Google, they'd use CSS rather than font tags, and they'd wrap a big H1 around the Google logo (with appropriate alt and title tags). They'd also use lists for the... lists.

    1. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by Bogtha · · Score: 1, Informative

      with appropriate alt and title tags

      alt is an attribute, and you certainly don't want title tags anywhere but in your <head> element.

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    2. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Dr. Semantic!

    3. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by VGPowerlord · · Score: 3, Informative

      title is also an attribute and that's probably the sense he meant it in, considering that it was paired with alt.

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    4. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      h1 isn't the same as head, although this is a common newbie error.

      I suggest some you spend some time here - School for newbies

    5. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Give me >head<

      <Ooops!>

      (No hidden meanings there!) ;)

    6. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      title is an attribute, too. In img tags. Which is what he was talking about. Moron.

    7. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      Thanks, but I'm not a newbie and I think you are confused. <title> tags are used to delimit a <title> element. A <title> element can only appear as a child of a <head> element. It's got nothing to do with the <h1> element type and I'm not confusing the <head> and <h1> element types.

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    8. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by Bogtha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, that's definitely the sense he meant it in. I thought my irony was obvious, but I guess not.

      The problem with mislabelling everything remotely related to the web as a "tag" is that it dilutes the meaning of the term to be practically useless. How is somebody who refers to everything as a "tag" supposed to distinguish between the title attribute and the <title> element type? More importantly, how is a newbie supposed to figure out in what sense it is meant when they are told to use "appropriate title tags"? This kind of stupid laziness only makes it more difficult for people to learn how to do things right and keeps people at the "copy code, bash it until it works or ask for help" stage.

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    9. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by grahamd0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And that keeps the rest of us working! Do you think I'd make any money building web sites if I went around speaking clearly and telling everyone how easy it is??

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    10. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      you certainly don't want title tags anywhere but in your &lthead> element. I certainly don't want title tags in my <head> element... 'cause only one is permitted (and it's required).
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    11. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      ...and of course I left off the semicolon on my &lt; entity. There's probably a nitpicker's law about that.

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    12. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that two are required — one to open the element and one to close it :).

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    13. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well. What do you know?

      Google's search results DOES INCLUDE font tags!!!

      Look it up.
      They also include strange tables and weird css (space-separated multi-class elements, etc).

      And do you know why? Lock out new browsers because mozilla's defaults have google-ads on.

    14. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that two are required -- one to open the element and one to close it :). Touché: one element, two tags.
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    15. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, way to miss the value and fun of parody/satire and focus in a completely nerdtastic way on the nature of the execution.

    16. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "...keeps people at the "copy code, bash it until it works or ask for help" stage."

      Wait...are you insinuating that there is some other method of coding things?????

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    17. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Heh. One of my GFs clients constantly refers to something called "H-Tags". Any design update will be referred to in a very serious tone as "Fixing the H-Tags". I believe the people whose money she brings to us consider her very technically minded as she assures them that we can fix their H-Tags for them.

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    18. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by KoolyM · · Score: 1

      "H-Tags" is SEO speak. Self-appointed SEO experts still don't know that simply having worthwile content will get you a decent Google ranking but they are starting to figure out that putting "important" things between "H-tags" is a good thing to do.

      With all sorts of ridiculous results (fifty H1 elements on a page) as a result.

    19. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by efornara · · Score: 1

      I have a lousy GPRS connection and I prefer this very snappy web site to some "designed-by-the-book" web sites I come across nowadays.

      Ironically, it's the more technically oriented guys that keep wasting my bandwidth with irrelevant details about their content pipeline.

    20. Re:This guy clearly doesn't know HTML by Rigrig · · Score: 1

      Sure: Copy code, promise you might fix the 'undesired features' in the next release.

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  2. Brilliant, but... by gbulmash · · Score: 3, Informative

    He only did the surface optimization. Missed keywords and description in the headers, didn't bold enough stuff, and didn't use H1 and H2 enough. :-)

    1. Re:Brilliant, but... by gt_mattex · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also forgot a sitemap, alt text image tags and breaking the backend down structurally so all of your *important* text is at the top.

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    2. Re:Brilliant, but... by FinchWorld · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think this is closer to the truth.

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    3. Re:Brilliant, but... by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I think that's kind of the point, though. The meta tags and stuff are the easy bits and don't make your site look like trash. To get ahead of all the others already using meta tags, you have to trash your site to increase your Google ranking beyond that.

      I actually learned some stuff about Google ranking there... I've never tried to optimize for that (well, not in many years) so I wouldn't have thought of some of that. (Including other tips in the other reply to your post.)

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    4. Re:Brilliant, but... by The13thSin · · Score: 0

      Exactly... though I can understand that the slashdot crowd is a bit disappointed... I am.

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    5. Re:Brilliant, but... by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hate meta tags. If I search for a string, I want that literal string to be in the results.

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    6. Re:Brilliant, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course, Google don't design for Google, hence they aren't even on the first page of results for a "search engine" Google search. I guess they went down the route of designing a good product without caring about what search engines want.

    7. Re:Brilliant, but... by Jellybob · · Score: 3, Informative

      In that case you'll be glad to hear that last I checked they are given almost no weight by search engines - many years of keyword stuffing in meta tags has made their content completely worthless.

    8. Re:Brilliant, but... by gt_mattex · · Score: 1

      For most companies the web site it just another place for customers to gather more information about the company without taking up an employee's time. There will not be any updates to the site save for the odd PR release or company milestone. Why not draw a little extra traffic by getting it ranked higher on the SEs?

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    9. Re:Brilliant, but... by R_Dorothy · · Score: 1

      It may not give weight to the ranking but the snippet of text under the page title in the search results will be the contents of the meta description tag if it's present - I think this is what GP was referring to.

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    10. Re:Brilliant, but... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are two ways you can look at your site.

      1) My site is just like everyone elses. I want it to be on top though. I need to figure out clever ways to make my site perfect for Google, then they will give me all the traffic.

      2) My site is fucking amazing. I dotted all the I's and crossed all the T's, and it's just right. I told some people, and they told some people, and it's still growing. Those search engine guys sure are using a lot of traffic with their robots. They're lucky I let them spider my site, but it's an open Internet... I guess it comes with success.

      Different people are after different goals, but I figure, it's not my responsibility to pay attention to Google and do their job for them. It's my responsibility to build something that is excellent and pays attention to the user.

      If you build excellence, and Google doesn't find a way to index it, they become less relevant, not the other way around.

      You can waste a lot of time that could have been better spent elsewhere trying to conform to other peoples idea of how to build for search engines and end up with a site that doesn't serve the user as well as it did before you started.

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    11. Re:Brilliant, but... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      Nice thought unless you have an art site.

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    12. Re:Brilliant, but... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      My site is fucking amazing. I dotted all the I's and crossed all the T's, and it's just right. I told some people, and they told some people, and it's still growing. Those search engine guys sure are using a lot of traffic with their robots. They're lucky I let them spider my site, but it's an open Internet... I guess it comes with success.

      This only happens if the site's content is fucking amazing. That is extremely unlikely for a corporate homepage. Dotting the I's and crossing the T's only makes the site flawless, not excellent. And flawless is not enough to draw people.

      If you build excellence, and Google doesn't find a way to index it, they become less relevant, not the other way around.

      Except that if Google doesn't index it, no one knows it exists, so it doesn't matter how excellent it may be: it still won't get any traffick.

      Of course the real problem is that Google is de facto monopoly in search business. More competition would cause the situation you described; but as-is, if it's not in Google, it doesn't exist.

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    13. Re:Brilliant, but... by socsoc · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily, Google and many others use the Open Directory Project for the snippets. Sure you can tell Google to not use it, via a meta tag, but others still may. http://www.google.com/support/webmasters/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=35264

  3. MeanGene by b1gk1tty · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Blocked! Profanity

    1. Re:MeanGene by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      I'm blocked too :( Can anyone get the coral cache address?

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    2. Re:MeanGene by 808140 · · Score: 1

      Wow, do you guys live in China?

    3. Re:MeanGene by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      For the Coral Cache you just append .nyud.net to the end of the domain.

      E.g., "http://www.meangene.com/google/design_for_google.html" becomes "http://www.meangene.com.nyud.net/google/design_for_google.html"

      I don't think you can connect to it directly using an IP address, since it uses the domain portion of the URL to figure out what page you're requesting. Although all .nyud.net sites resolve to 132.239.17.225 for me (which happens to be the node in Princeton), you can't just connect to that and get the cached page.

      If you're still blocked you'll need to tunnel out to a proxy.

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    4. Re:MeanGene by inca34 · · Score: 1

      If you can't see the Coral Cache, just use Tor:
      http://tor.eff.org/

  4. The real question is... by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If people designed their websites to serve their users instead of GoogleBot, would it matter that their pagerank was a little lower?

    1. Re:The real question is... by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Would they HAVE any users if their PageRank was a little lower?

      Or - if a web page is put up on a server, and nobody is there to surf it -- does it make an impression?

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    2. Re:The real question is... by dryueh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean like this?

    3. Re:The real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen plenty of non-optimized sites get good google rankings.

    4. Re:The real question is... by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      If your site has any sort of commercial interests, then yes.

    5. Re:The real question is... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      No, because pagerank has more to do with what sites link to you and the "buzz" you're getting on the internet. If you can get noticed without optimizing for google and you have a good site that gets linked to, your page will come up higher.

    6. Re:The real question is... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      That works for that minority of sites that exist for some purpose other than achieving pagerank.

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    7. Re:The real question is... by DragonWriter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Would they HAVE any users if their PageRank was a little lower?
      Sure. There are otherwise to get business other than free results in Google indexes. Advertising, word of mouth, etc. All designing for GoogleBot is is a way of spending money on advertising -- only, instead of paying the palce you want the advertising placed, you are paying a web designer, etc., who sells their services based on their claimed ability to get you ranked well in search results.
    8. Re:The real question is... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      It's really closer to a prisoners dilemma (hawk dove?) where optimizing for google is great if your the only one who does it, but if everyone does it it leads to a lot of ugly sites.

      Also, google encouraged linking to there site buy having little search boxes (providing a useful service) and getting in the media. These are things that should increase page rank.

      Considering if someone farts and it sound like an idea for a new "revolutionary" search engine, it will get in the media. I would propose what google would need is a PR department.

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    9. Re:The real question is... by tknd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are other techniques for promoting a website other than using Google. One way is through word of mouth. For example there is no way I would have found slashdot because of a Google search. Rather, I found slashdot because I saw a friend browsing the site. Word of mouth is actually better than Google because it builds a trust relationship. For example if you go on Google expecting to buy something, how do you know that you should trust the first, second, or even third result on the page? You don't. But if a friend recommends a website to you because of their experience with it, you immediately have more trust in that website compared to some other random website.

      But as geeks, let's ignore that. After all, it involves socializing and dealing with people. Eww. Give me my Google exploits.

    10. Re:The real question is... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Of all 5 responses to my comment, you're the only one who "got it".

    11. Re:The real question is... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      The irony of your response is clearly lost on you, so I'll ignore it any ask another hypothetical question instead.

      Are any of the users that your site has from an artificially increased pagerank actually worth anything to you if all they do is click, see that your site is crap, and then go back to google to click the next link down?

    12. Re:The real question is... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Depends on their business model.

      If they rely on drive-by surfers, that would put them out of business. If they target a tightly knit market, where people who shop also communicate, it's a different matter.

      Basically... well, it depends on whether they rely on search engines. Duh.

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    13. Re:The real question is... by garett_spencley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The advantage of search engine rankings over word of mouth is:

      1) Relatively instant results if you know what you're doing.
      2) (and perhaps most important) the results are MEASURABLE. You can see exactly how many users are hitting your site each day from search engines, you can see what they're searching for when they find your site, how your site ranks and you can use that information to further fine-tune.

      However, the drawbacks with search engine traffic is that once you hit the #1 listing for a targeted keyword your traffic becomes fixed. So obviously it is also important to focus on other traffic sources such as word-of-mouth, returning visitors, paid advertising etc. What any commercial site wants to do is snowball and that only occurs with the type of traffic that you can only get for free (returning visitors and word of mouth advertising etc.). The issue is that those types of "free compounding" traffic accumulates a LOT slower if you don't get the instant stuff. Of course you can also replace search engine traffic with paid advertising. But search engine optimization is often times free (assuming you know what you're doing) or a one-time cost (pay to learn it and then be on your way... "give a man a fish and feed him for a day, teach a man to fish...").

      The other drawback is that if you're relying on search engine traffic then you are staking your business entirely in the hands of another business who has it's own interests. I've had excellent first page rankings getting thousands of unique hits from google every single day only to have it all snatched away one night without warning. Then a few months later it all comes back. For reasons that only google knows. I would not invest in any business that depends on search engine traffic alone.

      In short, any webmaster who knows what he's doing understands that search engine traffic is not the be-all/end-all but also does not dismiss it entirely. Search Engine traffic is gold when you have it but if you rely on it you can get burned very easily. Not to mention, it has a peak and once you reach it how do you continue to grow ? The answer is in the other forms of traffic. But you'll find that without some kind of quality traffic to start with, it's rather difficult to spread via word-of-mouth.

    14. Re:The real question is... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      If they rely on drive-by surfers, that would put them out of business. If they target a tightly knit market, where people who shop also communicate, it's a different matter.


      I know I'm not alone in this: My definition of the ideal search engine is one that never links to that type of site.

      Rather than working on increasing their pagerank, they should work on their business model.
    15. Re:The real question is... by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      if a web page is put up on a server, and nobody is there to surf it -- does it make an impression?

      Seems like it. Not sure how, but mine went from the 12th page to rank 4 on the search for "nystrom", (just checked) rank 8 on "setup terminal server trueview 2007" and hardly anyone looks at it (except for plenty of visits from msnbot and Yahoo! and I'm not even in the top 10 there).
      The only thing I can imagine is it did because of the links in my signature here and on OSnews.com. I do have a sitemap XML file, but only since a few days because I was curious if it would really get used by any bots.

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    16. Re:The real question is... by madprof · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very good point and I understood you too. But it's a fact that Google got popular because they seriously improved search performance at a time when it was pretty dire.

      Google is also, by dint of being a search engine, always going to be wildly popular compared to other types of site.

      But you're right anyway - websites should try to serve their visitors better and not GoogleBot. The fact is all search engine bots try to think like a human being and thus optimising for humans is a good plan anyhow.

    17. Re:The real question is... by HarvardAce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For example if you go on Google expecting to buy something, how do you know that you should trust the first, second, or even third result on the page? You don't. Actually, you probably can know that you shouldn't trust them...companies that spend all their money trying to get a high pagerank often are the ones you would want to otherwise avoid. There are obvious exceptions to this rule, but you can usually tell right away if the high pagerank is due to the pagerank algorithm working well or when it's being exploited. When it's exploited, that's when it's time to move along.
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    18. Re:The real question is... by Virgil+Tibbs · · Score: 1

      if a web page is put up on a server, and nobody is there to surf it -- does it make an impression? If a is put up on a webserver, but nobody visits it. Is it really there?
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    19. Re:The real question is... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      But it's a fact that Google got popular because they seriously improved search performance at a time when it was pretty dire. Did they? I switched to Google from Altavista because Google's page loaded in two seconds on my modem while AltaVista's took 20-30.
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    20. Re:The real question is... by comradeeroid · · Score: 1

      Technically speaking if everyone made pages for their users instead of for Googlebot they would all rank similar as they are doing now but without the clutter.
      The problem obviously being that you cannot get everyone in the whole world behaving for the common good, so instead everyone behaves like an asshatt.

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    21. Re:The real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having worked on a site where I was able to reduce Google spend from £20m to £4m purely by increasing organic traffic (through white-hat techniques, simply creating better page structure and content, using headings and titles correctly, etc), I can categorically say it is MUCH more cost effective to target natural search over paid (much as I would love to have picked up the £16m difference!).

    22. Re:The real question is... by madprof · · Score: 1

      When Google first appeared I used it because it was the search engine who automatically ANDed your search terms, as opposed to shoving AND between all of your terms in Altavista or whatever.
      I didn't know about the pagerank thing but the results were just useful - and never went back to anything else.

      The empty page was just a bonus - I was on a fast university connection at the time so had no speed worries, unlike most people in '98....

  5. Must really be bad.... by magarity · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...my company's webfilter says I can't be shown it because the site has fallen in the "tasteless and/or gross" category.

    1. Re:Must really be bad.... by aj50 · · Score: 1

      It's pretty close on the tasteless side, although it's not as bad as the MS design for the iPod.

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    2. Re:Must really be bad.... by n+dot+l · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...my company's webfilter says I can't be shown it because the site has fallen in the "tasteless and/or gross" category. You don't happen to work for Google, do you? :)
    3. Re:Must really be bad.... by Arathon · · Score: 1

      I dunno...the final rendition of the page definitely has some NSFW (live) links on it. Just as examples, to be sure, but nevertheless, NSFW.

    4. Re:Must really be bad.... by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The difference being that the MS iPod video was made by MS itself; Microsft was calling itself out in order to improve their packaging of future products (and Microsoft has indeed used simple uncluttered packaging since then). Google is way too arrogant to do anything like that.

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  6. NSFW Links in article. by RandoX · · Score: 3, Informative

    FYI.

    1. Re:NSFW Links in article. by WrongMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      HAHA, did you actually click on the "Hillary Dildo Bushwacker" link?

    2. Re:NSFW Links in article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHA, did you actually click on the "Hillary Dildo Bushwacker" link? For posterity.
  7. Should read: What if Google was a useless site... by skiingyac · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...and had to design for Google?

    Lets see... counter examples... how about searching Google for the word "shipping". What do you know, UPS and Fedex are #1 and #2, and their front pages aren't a mess of useless, Google-pleasing crap. Maybe because they are real businesses and aren't pandering some direct ship junk or get rich quick scheme.

  8. If nothing else... by Arathon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...this article(?) was helpful in explaining to me why so many sites *do* look as disgusting as all that.

    It was pretty hilarious, too.

    Unfortunately, this gives me one more reason to be semi-disturbed by Google's obvious dominance in the web-o-sphere... ...as evidenced by my email address, for one.

    1. Re:If nothing else... by mstahl · · Score: 5, Informative

      As a web developer, I can honestly say that my arch nemesis in any workplace is always the search engine optimization "expert". I have had to do so many stupid things because of those idiots it's insanity. I've actually written a couple of Daily WTFs about SEO folk.

      The truth of the matter is that if you bother to play by the rules, Google will index your site just fine and if your site is popular you will end up high in the page rankings. If you want to become more popular through your page rank, you can always buy keywords, too. It's a really simple, non-mysterious process, but people get caught up and obsess about it and start paying consultants to torment their web designers and developers for no obvious gain.

      ( Interestingly enough, the company that had the SEO guy who didn't know his ass from his elbow was pretty much the only business doing what they did, was a Fortune 50 company, and absolutely refused to use metadata in their web site; instead of metadata they opted for super ridiculously long URLs. )

    2. Re:If nothing else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...this article(?) was helpful in explaining to me why so many sites *do* look as disgusting as all that. I'm not convinced. I seem to remember that Alta Vista looked a lot worse than that before Google existed.
    3. Re:If nothing else... by R_Dorothy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's funny because it's true.

      I have to sit through a monthly meeting with our SEO consultants reminding them why we aren't making out site look like the end product of that demo and that the technical reasons for not doing certain things haven't miraculously changed since last month.

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    4. Re:If nothing else... by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      Company name plz?

      For those not already familiar, The Daily WTF is known nowadays as Worse Than Failure - obviously as a SFW backronym, but also as a concept in its own right.

    5. Re:If nothing else... by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      I'm a web developer, and at my company we recognize "SEO experts" for what they are: The snake oil salesmen of the 21st century.

    6. Re:If nothing else... by GeoSanDiego · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't a surefire way to find the best Search Engine Optimizer be to google "Search Engine Optimization" and pick the first rank ?

    7. Re:If nothing else... by mstahl · · Score: 1

      Company name plz?

      haha I got in trouble once before for blogging about this company, but then again I don't do any work for them anymore (worked for them through an agency). Check out this bizarrely long URL: www.firstdata.com/product_solutions/pc_internet_solutions/internet_processing_solutions/virtual_point_of_sale.htm. The WTF was that the URLs became so long that their server (IIS) wasn't able to handle how long the filenames were. Then I had to go back and forth with them not once not twice but three times to get new filenames that they liked that were short enough. What's truly ironic is that if you're not specifically searching for the company's name in google, and you're only searching stuff they do (electronic funds transfer, electronic check payment, etc.), you totally don't get them in google at all. So you basically have to know where their site is anyway and know what you're looking for in order to find anything from a search engine.

      Also, Worse Than Failure will always be WTF to me :D

    8. Re:If nothing else... by mstahl · · Score: 1

      What company is this and are y'all looking for a new graphic designer/programmer?

    9. Re:If nothing else... by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      We're pretty full at the moment, but if you're up for moving to Milwaukee, cultural hub the midwest, I could pass your name along to HR.

    10. Re:If nothing else... by jvolk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can see your point. I used to be that SEO guy myself - and there was a lot of sleaze. I like to think I was one of the "good guys" though.

      Here's the rub: most people (even educated ones) don't know those basic "rules" you are talking about. Good content? Foster an active community? Invest in your site? Amazingly, these are the things I advocated and the things people didn't know. I've had quite a bit of success with that method.

      Oh, and making sure your keywords are on the page does wonders too...you'd be surprised how often people forget to use the terms people search for.

    11. Re:If nothing else... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      To get ahead of all the others already using meta tags, you have to trash your site to increase your Google ranking beyond that.

      Amen to that. The only person I'd pay to advise me about best practices for search engine placement would be someone with "Senior Developer, Google.com PageRank division" on their CV, and all of those people are either still working at Google or bound to the terms of an NDA.

    12. Re:If nothing else... by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, this gives me one more reason to be semi-disturbed by Google's obvious dominance in the web-o-sphere... ...as evidenced by my email address, for one.

      Maybe it's just that I'm speaking from a post-pagerank W3, but it seems fairly inevitable that search engines were going to reward richly linked websites.

    13. Re:If nothing else... by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Or you could search for nigritude ultramarine.

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    14. Re:If nothing else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the winner is.. wikipedia!

    15. Re:If nothing else... by Aehgts · · Score: 1

      Here, check the first rank, for me there's two paid listings and then wikipedia, so the question remains: does wikipedia have a great SEO expert or is it popular? Or is this another case of chicken and egg?

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  9. the final product link by us7892 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The last page of this dude's site.

    http://www.meangene.com/google/google7.html

    Hey, it doesn't look half bad. I thought it would be much worse.
    How about a greater level of hyperbole...

    1. Re:the final product link by Vicarius · · Score: 1

      That wasn't the final one. Here's the actual final link: http://www.meangene.com/google/google_internet_search.html

    2. Re:the final product link by MontyApollo · · Score: 4, Funny

      It actually reminded me somewhat of Yahoo's page, but without all the advertising.

    3. Re:the final product link by notthe9 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Really, this was still better than most websites.

    4. Re:the final product link by theskipper · · Score: 1

      I felt really smug and proud of myself halfway through:

      "Aha! I know what the punchline is...the last page will transfer to Yahoo!"

      Sigh, back to my anonymous cubicle.

    5. Re:the final product link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's really impressive. I looked at it and just came back here to the comments to say it looks a bit like Yahoo.
      Strange coincidence?

  10. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see.. how about a company that ranks search results based on how much money their receive from the respective hits...

  11. Does it remind you of another search engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now it looks like Yahoo. Perhaps Yahoo is trying really hard to remain relevant.

    1. Re:Does it remind you of another search engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit, it's still not even close to being like Yahoo.

    2. Re:Does it remind you of another search engine? by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that Yahoo is striving to have a good Google Pagerank...wait...it all makes sense now!

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    3. Re:Does it remind you of another search engine? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      If you do a search for search, you'll find Yahoo at #11, and Google at #21.

      Metasearch, Live, and MySpace take up the top 3, respectively. And quite frankly, that last page looks strikingly similar to results #1 and #2.

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  12. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by Lost+my+low+ID+nick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Exactly. The only people I hear constantly bickering about Googles metrics and pagerank, are those who have sites that no one would miss if they were gone tomorrow. If you really put social networking spam links on your page to up your pagerank, you're just an attention whore. That's not bad per se in a attention economy, but don't complain if I just laugh in your face if bad bad evil google sorts your petty site to the bottom of search results for "witty blog". Create something unique, needed. Like, say, a good search engine.

  13. Someone got the Tag Beta Wrong by bratwiz · · Score: 1


    The tag should be "Giigle", not "Google".

    1. Re:Someone got the Tag Beta Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd mod you up but anonymous coward never gets mod points.

  14. I have a crazy idea. by TheGeneration · · Score: 0

    How about every do what Google does and design for the USER. I know, crazy right? I mean, why rely on word of mouth that you have an amazing site that has lots of useful stuff on it when you can rely instead on poor UI design, and low quality content.

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  15. You could just design... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    ...a site that works for your customers.

    Oh. Wait. That assumes that you have some customers.

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  16. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by imstanny · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Lets see... counter examples... how about searching Google for the word "shipping". What do you know, UPS and Fedex are #1 and #2, and their front pages aren't a mess of useless, Google-pleasing crap. Maybe because they are real businesses and aren't pandering some direct ship junk or get rich quick scheme. I think that's very presumptious of you. Traffic to a site is a major factor in determining its relevance on the Google results. An established business like Fedex would inherently have high level of traffic. A start-up business, that may very well be legitimate, and useful for users searching for it, may not get indexed appropriately or may not be displayed as a relevant hit on google's results page, unless it has a lot of text and other 'clutter' that google bots search for.
  17. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What about the millions of small businesses who have a legitimate product to sell in a competitive market? Fedex and UPS would be at the top of Google's list if their page was nothing but a white sheet with their phone number in the corner, but small company must genuinely worry about every little increase in the page ranking.

  18. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Traffic to a site is a major factor in determining its relevance on the Google results. That's exactly his point. There are enough legitimate means to get people to your site and get noticed without being a google attention whore that if you can't get the traffic through other means, you don't deserve it. If you're a good shipping company, you don't need to be linked to on digg and you definitely don't need to do link farming.
  19. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by n+dot+l · · Score: 1

    Maybe because they are real businesses and aren't pandering some direct ship junk or get rich quick scheme. It might also be because they have enormous advertising budgets, so people will know of them and link to their site regardless of whether their web designers whore themselves out to the Google Bot or not.

    The frustrating thing is that smaller, but still legitimate, companies are often forced to do dumb shit like this because the retarded Scam Inc. type pages have already claimed most of the useful keywords, and apart from lots of expensive advertising there isn't really much else you can do to compete...

    Of course, no company should base its business model on maintaining a high Google page rank, but it is frustrating when you lose customers because they Google your company's name, or some closely related phrase, to see if you're legitimate and get turned off because the first thing that pops up is spam.
  20. Looks like by mrCasual · · Score: 1

    Alta Vista, circa 1998, which is why I switched to Google in the first place.

  21. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by imstanny · · Score: 1

    If you're a good shipping company, you don't need to be linked to on digg and you definitely don't need to do link farming. Right. However, my point is that you can be a legitimate company but with no traffic. In which case, you would have to compensate for that lack of traffic. That's why things like advertising and sales people exist. A great product doesn't necessarily sell itself.
  22. Doesn't look bad? Are you insane? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Compare it to the original and dare to ask WHY google beat everyone else in the market, because its design was (still is) by far the cleanest. It is simple, it is to the point, it is what people want.

    The end page looks a lot like all the other search engines out there, bloated pieces of crap, and this guy didn't even include annoying ads and popup requests to signup.

    No, if google had done their original search page like this, they would have been just another search engine.

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  23. Underscores is not SEO URL by sobolwolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.meangene.com/google/ google_internet_search.html

    Well not to be an ass, but just in case people get the wrong idea about how to do a seo url, one needs to know that:

    Google sees hyphens as dividers in URLs and body text, and ignores underscores (underscore is not considered as a divider by Google).

    1. Re:Underscores is not SEO URL by mariushm · · Score: 1

      No longer applies. Otherwise, more than half of Wikipedia's articles would not appear on search results, and these contain _ in urls. Also, pages on my websites appear just fine in Google and some contain "_" in url..

    2. Re:Underscores is not SEO URL by David+Off · · Score: 1

      sigh, did you actually check on Google what the effects of underscores are in search text compared to hyphens and did you then thing what the implications are for URLs?

  24. To be Google has some privileges by Pipaman · · Score: 1

    Google can set a couple of links from high PageRanked sites and get free ads.

  25. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    A start-up business, that may very well be legitimate, and useful for users searching for it, may not get indexed appropriately or may not be displayed as a relevant hit on google's results page, unless it has a lot of text and other 'clutter' that google bots search for.


    So, what you are saying is, that a site that is not a well-established business will have to rely on something other than free indexing by Google to get the attention it would have if it were an established. successful business in the field.

    Certainly, this is true. And why shouldn't it be?
  26. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

    Lets see... counter examples... how about searching Google for the word "shipping". What do you know, UPS and Fedex are #1 and #2, and their front pages aren't a mess of useless, Google-pleasing crap. Maybe because they are real businesses and aren't pandering some direct ship junk or get rich quick scheme.


    Um, maybe because UPS and FedEx are already well-known shipping companies, whose page rank for a search on "shipping" would be high regardless of what their sites looked like? But companies that aren't already well known, and want to use Google page rank in order to *get* known, do clutter up their sites in order to please Google's search engine. Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!
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  27. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by skiingyac · · Score: 1

    A start-up business, that may very well be legitimate, and useful for users searching for it, may not get indexed appropriately or may not be displayed as a relevant hit on google's results page So what you're saying is, a small and/or new business with little traffic won't be ranked high? And the alternative is what? Rank everyone high?

    I think there are 3 real options:

    1) rank by $$ paid only, you pay more, you are higher, just like the paid ads on the right side of Google. want better rankings? pay up.

    2) rank by number of sites that link to you, or some metric that tries to guess how important your site is based on its content. want better rankings? convince people to link to you with little buttons and/or pay some voodoo doctor to please the GoogleBot.

    3) The current system. You front the money and get exposure due to ads until your site is important enough that your don't need them anymore, and/or you play the "the link to me, I'm cool" and voodoo games.

    I don't understand what the complaint with the current system is and what the proposed solution is.
  28. Actually, I'm not sure that stuff would help them. by jonadab · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can't believe everything SEO consultants tell you. I'm not convinced all that garbage would really significantly improve their indexing. Indeed, I tend to think some of that stuff would actively *hurt* their relevancy ranking, especially the link-farm malarke -- I mean, seriously, linkshare? That just screams, "Our site doesn't have any actual content to make it relevant, so we're swapping links with other irrelevant sites so that we can pool our irrelevance and be obscure together!"

    The best way to improve your ranking is to put interesting content on your site that people will want to look at, link to, tell each other about, and so forth. (Of course, what counts as "interesting" depends heavily on your target demographic.) The second best way is to make sure the search engine can actually read and index your content (that it's not, for instance, just a bunch of images without meaningful alt attributes).

    Crosslinking from one part of your site to another can help, but Google *does* do that -- their main web search links to the image search, to the video search, to the news search, and so forth. And vice versa.

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  29. Hillary dildo bushwhacker? by megaditto · · Score: 1

    On that last page under recent searches I am getting:

    Recent Searches

    waikiki vacation
    al gore nobel prize
    hillary dildo bushwhacker

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  30. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by skiingyac · · Score: 1

    Right, so you pay for some ads. The current system also lets people play games with their content to a reasonable extent to try to get exposure for free. So who cares if someone is whining because they are too cheap to pay up to keep their pretty layout?

  31. looks like iGoogle by nikqu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The last page looks like iGoogle to me.

    1. Re:looks like iGoogle by dlanod · · Score: 1

      I had exactly the same thought. Given they do have the iGoogle link on the fake page, I wonder if it was deliberate.

  32. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Google, however, is not a small business, and when most people are searching for something online, they're not looking for small businesses.

  33. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by Knara · · Score: 1

    The small company is probably better off paying for traditional advertising and perhaps *paying* for ad-words, rather than trying to rely on their page rank to generate business all on its own for them.

  34. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by khallow · · Score: 1

    Again, if you offer a real service, page ranking is less important than usability of the web page.

  35. Heh.. google for google. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    So, basically, it would be Yahoo! then?

    ...

    It seems it would be, "dogpile" but Yahoo! isn't far down the list, and strangely is a spartan search page like Google.

    Interestingly, "Google" isn't even on the first page, so I guess they're not optimizing for Google. Or they figure that if you're using Google to search for search engines, you probably already know about Google...

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    1. Re:Heh.. google for google. by ender- · · Score: 1

      Or they figure that if you're using Google to search for search engines, you probably already know about Google... Or they figure that if you're using Google to search for search engines, they'd rather you go somewhere else because you're wasting their bandwidth. :)
    2. Re:Heh.. google for google. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      They really don't care if you search for stupid things. They just want you to buy something from one of their advertisers. Seems to me that intelligence is probably not such a great trait for subjects whose minds you want to influence with pastel-backgrounded text ads.

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  36. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by imstanny · · Score: 1

    What I'm saying is your taking my quote out of context. The OP's point was that if a company is legitamite it does not need to rely on 'clutter' methods to increase its position on Google's results. Whereas, my point was to demonstrate an example of a legitamite company that would benefit from employeeing such tactics.

  37. That's because by Rix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    99.999% of small businesses are 100% irrelevant. That they don't show up easily on Google means it's working.

    You know what does make your small business show up easily on Google, even if you're totally fucking useless? Buying a goddamn advertisement!

    Problem fucking solved.

    1. Re:That's because by Mattintosh · · Score: 3, Informative

      Your rude manner aside, you're absolutely right.

      Why should I care about Joe's HVAC Repair in B.F., South Carolina? I don't live in SC, much less that particular part of SC. In fact, I've never been to SC. So why should I (or anyone else not in the area) care about Joe's HVAC Repair? 99.999% of small businesses are 100% irrelevant. Only the 0.001% that are near me and pertain to my search are relevant. Google Local was great for this, and integrating it with Google Maps has made it even better. If you want your business to be found by Google 100% of the time, register it with Google Maps as a local business. It's even free.

    2. Re:That's because by geekoid · · Score: 1

      because Joe's HVAC repair also includes direction for DIY repairs? Has an excellent reputation for answering questions?

      Basically, you are correct.

      However, what happens when you consider small online business where location isn't an issue?

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    3. Re:That's because by Knara · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then they need to be spending money getting the word out.

      Become relevant, then get higher page rank as a result. Trying to do it the other way around is what spawned this sort of nonsense in the first place.

    4. Re:That's because by smellotron · · Score: 1

      However, what happens when you consider small online business where location isn't an issue?

      If you are interested in planted aquaria, you have probably heard of Aquarium Hobbyist Supply. They're a little store in New York that sells excellent light bulbs, and their website more-or-less sucks from Google's/John Doe's perspective; from what I can tell, they mostly survive from a set of die-hard repeat customers.

      If they were to find some way to add a community aspect to their site, that would probably change a lot. Something like this section on lighting. The Krib gets fairly good Google search results based on a few criteria:

      • It's very old, and it's had time to accumulate a lot of inbound links
      • It's well-organized... it comes back from the era of tree-based sites, which lend themselves towards more direct SEO (no "complete graphs" of links to deal with).
      • It's chock full of real information, so it naturally has very distinctive terminology.
      All it really takes is a few interested employees to start up a blog on a commercial site, where they can start up community discussion. Then some inbound links start cropping up on other forums, and people start hanging out "outside the front door" of the store, because it's a good place to get useful hobby info. Then viola! A tiny little web storefront now has a WWW presence, because it took the effort to involve the community (in the right way, not in the "pretend to care" way).
  38. Digg?? by KlomDark · · Score: 1

    Arre youu fuckingg withh mee, Brendonn?

  39. Not the prisoner's dilemma by Rix · · Score: 1

    The term you're looking for is "tragedy of the commons". Fortunately, Google can update it's bots to clear out the overgrazers from time to time.

    1. Re:Not the prisoner's dilemma by foobsr · · Score: 1

      "However, such multi-player PDs are not formal as they can always be decomposed into a set of classical two-player games."
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisoner's_dilemma

      CC.

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  40. They already do. by Egdiroh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google already does code for google. They're the first hit.

    Seriously though, this article depresses me. The unspoken sentiment is that typical websites can't survive without google. Which implies that typical websites can't survive on word of mouth, aggregator sites, and features highlighting them on good websites. I can't think of a single site that I found through google. I use google to search large sites, go to sites with awkward URLs, or find one time use references. But apparently the good sites that can survive on word of mouth are not typical any more.

    It really saddens me because it reminds me of TV. Shows that can that do well via word of mouth get canceled or messed with before the audience peeks, and many of the shows that succeed do so because they are they slightly appeal to many demographics rather then being really well received by a few. What happens when the start up costs for websites go up and you need substantial ads from the get go, will there be any new great sites, that aren't flukes.

    In the end I don't think sites should be designed to optimize page rank, except for maybe online retailers that compete with other online retailers. If your site is good people will link to it and praise it and it's page rank will soar.

    1. Re:They already do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Google already does code for google. They're the first hit."

      Er, what the fuck are you talking about? Tell me whether you see Google in the first of this plausible search. If you search for "google", of course Google, being a relatively unique name, will show up first. You'll get something similar if you search for "Yahoo" or any other search engine, well-known or not. (Heck, I can google for my relatively-unique user name and pages related to me are among the top searches, and I am not at all well-known.)

    2. Re:They already do. by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      I write a mostly technical blog, and 75% of my hits come from Google, with people looking for solutions for problems that i've already solved in the past.

      I don't have any advertising, and i'm not using some special SEO technics. I'm quite content with the traffic and my pagerank of 5.

  41. Newsflash: Google design is user design by noidentity · · Score: 1

    It's not Google that ultimately sets these awful restrictive criteria; it's the end user, who is better served by a search engine that weeds out crappy pages automatically. Reminds me a while back of companies complaining about users choosing Google more than other engines, making Google a "monopoly". It's like affirmative action gone wrong.

  42. Welcome to Capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the millions of small businesses who have a legitimate product to sell in a competitive market?

    All of the big businesses simply out competed the "millions of little guys." It's a direct artifact of capitalism that whoever's on top can scream their name the loudest.

  43. WTH? by MBHkewl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I missing something here?!
    What designers are you talking about that are trying to do simple pages for their users????

    From what I'm seeing so far, everybody's going for Flash-based websites, with no text to search around a page, and un-indexable pages, because of the embedded crap of Flash! And if it's not Flash, it's ActiveX From Hell. And on top of that mess, they still code for IE6, breaking almost every web-standard, and knocking on the gates of Hell!

    All you seem to be focusing on is linking, and that's not how indexing gets done; Meta tags, content, image titles, ALT text.

    Who ever wrote that page is clearly an idiot & has no clue how to design a website with a simple look & have ANY Search Engine Bot get it indexed.

    YOU FAIL!

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    1. Re:WTH? by Panaqqa · · Score: 1

      Meta keyword tags have been pretty much ignored for years. The only search engine I can think of that makes use of them still is Inktomi.

    2. Re:WTH? by Stormx2 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Your post would be completely accurate a few years ago. Back then, flash was new and shiny and everyone wanted a piece of the cake. Of course usability suffered, but back then it was the trend. Today's accessibility trend moves away from that, at least most modern developers (not ye olde dot-com-boom devs).

      All you seem to be focusing on is linking, and that's not how indexing gets done; Meta tags, content, image titles, ALT text.
      Uhhhggg... sort of. Linking is actually a very important part (and, unfortunately, one that can be abused). A link from a high-traffic website to yours, with the content "Metallica" or whatever will boost your search ranks a great deal; this is the whole basis of google's algorithms. META tags? Pfft. Barely useful, if at all. Your other points are fair, but miss out on the bigger picture:

      The word webpage hasn't lost all meaning - a webpage should still be viewed as a page - a document. It should have a title, and a structure that best fits its content. That means enclosing the "Google" image in header tags, using lists, and so forth. As soon as you nail down this basic, web devving becomes a bunch easier because every decision is an easy one. HTML was initially designed to be like this, but the browser wars screwed things up. It's only now that people are taking a critical eye.

      In summary: Search engines read webpages the same way you'd read the source code - it identifies headers, lists, links, etc. Having a shit load of embedded table cells is unreadable to humans, let alone bots. Designing with your source structure in mind scores you good search engine ranks. Every other optimization compared to this is nothing. Don't beleive the SEO people.
  44. To those griping about google indexing algorithm by blhack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Google is so good because they are good at deciding what pages matter! Leave your page as it is and fill it with content. It isn't like all of the sudden *POOF* google appeared and now we all have to conform to their model. They evolved in parallel to web pages...meaning THEY ALREADY KNOW HOW TO INDEX YOUR SHIT!

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  45. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by Rashkae · · Score: 1

    Google isn't about "getting you known",, google is about telling the user, (who initiated the search) which sites are already known.. If you want to get known, buy adwords like everyone else. Will probably cost you less than a consultant to come up with every changing google page optimization.

  46. Design for users, not search engines by Dracos · · Score: 1

    Web developers increasingly grow weary of having to put so much effort into designing their sites according to the whims of the Google search engine.

    I don't, because having good content and using correct semantics does most of the search engine work for you. Google and the other searches eventually figure out how sites game them, which is why Google ignores meta tags and penalizes sites with hallway pages. Many other tricks are harder to detect, though... for now.

    If Google was the king of search, and all others worked largely the same way, would we be developing two search-specific versions of every site? No, but amazingly that seems to be the case when browsers are considered.

    If you're not developing sites for humans to use, you've missed the point of the internet. Search engines are little more than a flawed proxy. It's sad the they are seen primarily as pull-based yellowpages.

  47. The Fezzik of Search Engines by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Of course, Google don't design for Google, hence they aren't even on the first page of results for a "search engine" Google search. Of course they aren't on the first page; they are the first page!

    Now if you search for Google on Google, they are the first result (and the first sponsored link).
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  48. Kango Slashvertisement? by bazald · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who noticed the advertisement hidden in this otherwise uninspiring webpage? Is that something Google would have to add if they were "designing for Google"?

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  49. Yahoo by Dojikami · · Score: 1

    The final page looks like Yahoo.

  50. Final result by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    I particularly liked how after all the redesign, if you tried to search for anything from the result you got a 404.

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  51. Do you HAVE to do that? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Let's see, what did he do? Create phony links to himself, create links to crap (that might be "good" search words), create a "blog" (I still think bloogle is something google should register soon, it almost begs to be a parody site) and a lot of other crap.

    Bluntly? If you "have" to do that to rise in the pagerank, it's probably better if you don't rise. What is actually on the page that could remotely be interesting? Phony links? Phony references? Phony "partners"?

    Do you have any CONTENT for crying out loud? That's what I care about. Who would get to this page? People who go there would immediately notice "nope, not what I'm looking for" and drive on, pissed that they wasted another click on a keyword-hogging site that's actually in no relationship to what they're actually looking for.

    In short, you don't HAVE to do that to rise in the goggle ranks. The 'net is still a big space and yes, being highly ranked in Google in relevant keywords certainly helps. But if I go there and see a cluttered mess of a page, I close the page again and check the second keyword. And sooner or later you will sink in the rank, because you only have your phony links and references, while the second one on the list has "real" links, from people who enjoyed his service and linked to him.

    So simply don't do that, instead, use the various ways available to promote your page. Good service and word of mouth can do quite a lot on the net. There's always some "relevant" discussion page in existance, from price comparison to microcontrollers. Go there and link to you page. But make the links relevant. Don't arbitrarily link anything just to lure people in. They will click the link, they will see it's bogus and they'll hate you. And your page. Be relevant and people will go there, maybe even next time not taking the detour through the discussion site but rather directly, they will link to you when you got good descriptions and explanations, thus increasing your Google ranking without you having to do anything.

    Yes, you have to provide content to "honestly" gain Google rank. But in the long run, it's less hassle and more "relevant".

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  52. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by skiingyac · · Score: 1

    No, my point is the tactics are questionably legitimate and are attempts to game the system. They aren't necessary. A company can either be good in its own right and legitimately get a good rank, or they can buy ads, or some combination. Google is neither forcing nor encouraging anyone to do the stupid things the article talks about. If people want to try to get some free/cheap exposure on the sly then that's fine, but I don't want to hear them whining about it.

    Its like the people who are too cheap to rent a regular billboard and who don't have a real store, and nobody knows about them. So, they buy some cheap plastic signs and stick them at random intersections. Fine, I can live with the tactic. But, what if they start complaining about how the wind blows their little signs down, people think their business is less classy because their signs have huge letters in obnoxious colors, too many exclamation points, etc.? Should anyone care?

  53. Correction: by Kupek · · Score: 1

    What if Google tried to game their own system?

  54. None of you are cynical enough. by xevioso · · Score: 1

    I've been to one of those internet seminars where they try to tell you how to make money off of the internet. Many of you seem to think that there is some moral benefit to creating a "useful" site with good content. Not everyone is out there to create a site that will actually be useful to people. Many folks just want to make a quick dollar or two. Someone may make a site that sells some aggregated crap like ebooks or lists of on form or another. They could care less how their site looks; the most important thing is driving people to their business. Location, location, location. When you are competing with established players, you have to do what you can to gain any edge, and if that entails screwing up your site so that it looks horrible, but gets you to the number one spot in a search result, then so be it. To get to this spot is not free by any means; you have to pay just as much, if not more, to position yourself in any one spot in a search result if you are not paying for ads. But often the cost is cheaper, and to a startup business, that is a better idea. I have a friend who is a salsa teacher and who sells salsa dvds online. He has a lot of crap websites that look horrible, but which always get him to the top of the search results for certain terms. He has specifically told me that the worse a site looks, the better it sells. It's true! Site's like the faux Google site may look like crap, but the numbers are there; sites like that, which contain real content, actually do very well and make their owners a lot of money. The nicer you make a site, especially ones that sell information, and the more you doll it up, the worse it will do. This is totally counterintuitive, since I am myself a designer and web developer, but it does seem to be the case. This is not the case for sites that rely ont heir site just as a business card, but if you are trying to sell something HARD (Act now! For a limited time! Buy this product too and we will throw in more! An added bonus!) these horrible looking sites can do very well. So, the moral of the story is, don't be so cynical about these sorts of sites. They make our lives as developers and designers hard, but design is not always important. If someone wants to make a quick buck selling something and they screw up th look of their site to try to get to the top of Google's rankings, that's the way it has to be. Each time Google changes stuff around, the SEO people will find some other way around it.

    1. Re:None of you are cynical enough. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      faux Google == Yahoo!

    2. Re:None of you are cynical enough. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Quite frankly, I dont *want* to find sites run by people who want to 'make a quick dollar or two'.

      If I search for some information, I want to find a site upon which that information is displayed, not a site that will offer to sell it to me. The primary purpose of the Internet isnt so that people can 'make money off it', and people that think that is the ultimate goal arent people I want to find.

      Google servers its users (eg, the people that search for things) by helping them find what they WANT to find, not by helping people who want to 'make a quick dollar' be found by people.

      In fact, I would love to be able to have Google be able to detect when someone is trying to SEO their site, and let me (as a user searching) automatically filter such sites out of results. I'm not so naive as to think that can ever be done reliably, but I can dream.

  55. Click the link.... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    http://hilldill.bigcartel.com/

    Just in case you wanted a dildo with Hillary's face on it.

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  56. plenty of name clues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortune 50 (only 50 possibilities...)
    the only one doing what they do (look for the company with products/biz model unlike any other members of the 50 list)
    ridiculously long urls (could exhaustively search the list of 50 and figure out which has the worst urls, or use this criteria as a check from the selector above)

    The top 500 list, remember you only have to search the first fifty:
    http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune500/2007/full_list/index.html

  57. The most important thing by geekoid · · Score: 1

    is to have a product or service that gets constant recognition...just like it has always been.

    Demanding to be put in the number one spot is ignorant, and expecting to be their is just stupid.

    The yellow pages has rules about how many A's it will allow in front of a name, why isn't anyone crying about that?

    Reputation is important, as it a moderate view of any opinion of a service or product online.

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    1. Re:The most important thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is to have a product or service that gets constant recognition...

      paris hilton?

  58. Re:Brilliant, but... what about content? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They forgot to add actual, useful, original content. Who knows, maybe that would help them out?

  59. fixed the description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Web developers without useful content increasingly grow weary of having to put so much effort into designing their sites as opposed to creating content for them according to the whims of the Google search engine's best attempt to return pages with the most useful content. When the most important thing is 'getting indexed' as opposed to creating actual content it is increasingly difficult for web site designers to offer the content free simple, uncluttered user experience they'd like to.

    There fixed

  60. SEO != Good Design by Peganthyrus · · Score: 1

    I haven't done anything like that to my site. I just wrote clean, minimal HTML with proper mark-up. And I end up in the top ten results for searches for properties I've done art for.

    No keyword stuffing, no social link buttons, no SEO bullshit. Just clean code and quality content on a regular basis.

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    1. Re:SEO != Good Design by jvolk · · Score: 1

      Maybe that works for you but you have to acknowledge that sometimes you do need to put in a bit more effort than that. Some sort of optimization is required for commonly searched terms. For many of us techies, this is part of building a site - quality content that is properly labeled. However, you'd be surprised how often something as simple as using the appropriate keywords on a site is overlooked. Common sense for us == optimization for the masses.

  61. JSTOR / Elsevier bait and switch by epine · · Score: 1

    There are two kinds of people in the world: those who know where they are going, and those who don't. The second group of people are easily engaged by the first oasis of flashing lights and bright sensations they stumble upon, and they probably bumble through a few "pay per click" turnstiles in the proces.

    When I seriously looking for something, I can almost always tell from the result page synopsis which sites have rank they didn't deserve, and pass over these quickly.

    Right now the ones that are killing me are the SpringerLink spams that seem to offer direct access to a full-text PDF, but you actually wind up at a coin-op with nothing more than an abstract. There are other research journal sites (I don't have the culprits at the tip of my tongue) where you can get to a page of full-text from the Google search results, but if you try to navigate to any other page once you reach that site, it demands a registration/login. But you can go back to Google and get the next page with a clever search. Call it the Elsevier bait and switch. If they didn't invent this, they probably wish they had.

    That's a very strange optimization. A site makes its full-text content available to Google to attract people from the outside, but you have to pay a price to navigate the facility from the inside. Imagine a mall where every store is open to the street, but to access the arcade that connects them internally, you have to buy a membership.

    I hate Google for putting [PDF] beside links to these nasty academic journal coin-ops. Like I'm going to pay $90 for a fifteen year old paper on some obscure protocol demonstrating a potential drug side effect in rats. There was a new result published this summer on "fast acting" antidepressants acting as 5-HT4 agonists. Turns out that 5-HT4 agonists are also the primary target of a class of drugs promoting GI motility in IBS patients, among which was a drug named Propulsid, later withdrawn due to possible cardiac arrhythmias. That gives the class of "fast acting" antidepressants several different spins. s/depressed/scared witless/

    Google has become extremely lax about allowing the likes of JSTOR and Esevier to either mutate their presentation on referrer tag, or report something different to the Googlebot that what the end user sees. In my opinion, these bastions of intellectual shakedown are a little too rich for Google not to notice, or not to care.

    Even if I wished to purchase a fifteen-year-old five page article for $90, I certainly wouldn't do so without first exhausting the information I can freely obtain. I can't count the number of times that JSTOR has tried to hit me up for a paper that the author has published freely on his own web site, which I locate a half dozen clicks further down the road. Yet Google is apparently making no effort to return the free full-text version ahead of the abstract behind lexan edition.

    So far, Google has self-policed well enough that a Google-result-fixer has not yet become the number one Firefox plug-in, but I can see that day coming soon. It sure would be nice to have a plug-in to automatically substitute any coin-op JSTOR/Esevier link in the Google result set with a link to the free full-text, when that also exists just for the looking. My pain level has not quite reached the point of rolling my own.

    1. Re:JSTOR / Elsevier bait and switch by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

      Wow. This is the first time I've heard somebody complain like this about Google, yet it rings true from my own experiences. The days of Google may be numbered if there usability is beginning to suffer from bad search results.

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    2. Re:JSTOR / Elsevier bait and switch by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Right now the ones that are killing me are the SpringerLink spams that seem to offer direct access to a full-text PDF, but you actually wind up at a coin-op with nothing more than an abstract. You can, however, click on the 'cached' or 'view as HTML' version in order to get a complete copy most of the time.
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    3. Re:JSTOR / Elsevier bait and switch by Buran · · Score: 1

      Have you tried changing the user agent to mimic the Googlebot? For some sites, this does work.

      I agree that journal access fees are way too high. That's why I'm really hoping that PLoS takes off. It's really promising so far, and I think my lab is going to publish an article in one of their journals soon.

    4. Re:JSTOR / Elsevier bait and switch by TheLink · · Score: 1

      In my experience you CAN'T on these sites. Google doesn't cache them for some reason. Sorry no good link at the moment - but when looking up medical stuff I see this all the time. I just did a search for: diabetes neuroreceptors, while the search results aren't exactly what I described they're similar (content in search results differing from content on page, claims to be pdf but actually a "give me money" page).

      I actually thought Google had some sort of rule where sites that show google one thing and users another get banned. If this is true, such sites should get banned too.

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    5. Re:JSTOR / Elsevier bait and switch by delinear · · Score: 1

      Google do have rules about this - there was a high priority case involving BMW Germany I believe, having their site blacklisted because they were showing different content to users than they were showing to Google (I think Google were getting redirected to some keyword stuff monstrosity).

      However, as far as I know it's manually policed, so if you are getting a lot of results along these lines maybe there is a contact at Google to report these to. It might also be worth contacting the site themselves and explaining the possible consequences - it might be a waste of time, but if the site was designed by a black-hat SEO developer and is maintained by people who don't know they're breaking the rules, you could see some positive results.

  62. search result for Google by Traa · · Score: 1

    but, but, if I search for "Google" using Google, then the first hit is Google. So why would you redesign it? :-)

  63. Don't be depressed -- it's just a lie by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    SEO companies would love nothing more than for people to believe that the only way Web sites get found anymore is big, bad, mean bully Google. They pump Google as the ultimate Web bad cop, then offer to come in and save the day with their SEO tactics.

    The truth is that there are plenty of ways to be found and known and to be successful on the Web besides the search engines. You won't hear that from SEOs though.

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  64. H-tags by tepples · · Score: 1

    One of my GFs clients constantly refers to something called "H-Tags".

    A pair of H-tags mark the start and end of each heading element. If your document already has worthwhile text, you should put meaningful section names into properly nested heading elements. This will allow user agents, especially browsers for media types other than screen and robotic user agents operated by search engines, to discover and make use of the structure of your document. See Web Content Accessibility Guidelines: Structural Grouping to learn how to set up your clients the H-tag.

    Incidentally, WCAG is probably one of the most effective SEO guides that I've ever read.

  65. OH NO!! by antek9 · · Score: 1

    Don't you know that if you type 'google' into google, you can break the Internet?

    Disclaimer: I'm the head of IT at the company I'm working for, and I have this on good authority.

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    1. Re:OH NO!! by SpiritSniper · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And your bra catches fire? oh sorry... your t!ts are on fire?

  66. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by Cederic · · Score: 2, Interesting


    My previous employer got around 40% of its business online. We're talking multi-billion dollar turnover.

    It's a travel company. When people search for 'beach holiday in thailand' on Google, they don't care whether they get our products or the competitions. Google doesn't care. Page-rank does care. It wants to give the searcher a set of results that talk about beach holidays in thailand.

    This makes it very important to make the site attractive and accessible to the Google bot, and get it ranked highly. Sure, we can (and do) buy ads on the search result page. But $20/click for an ad adds up very fast, especially when the margins on the products are $10-20 in the first place. Generating traffic through page ranks has payback in the tens of millions.

    Do we bicker about Google's metrics and pagerank? I wouldn't use the word 'bicker'. Does it make a significant difference to the business? Very clearly.
    Are our products ones the public wants? Our retail establishments are market leaders in their own right. Does our website suck? Personally I think so, but we get more traffic than our competitors, and we sell more products. We do have the product, it is at the right price, but online the market is hyper-competitive, and pagerank matters.

  67. I don't give a shit about SEO by orangesunglasses · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I don't give a shit about SEO, and would never pay anyone to do it. I run a few websites, ranging in size. They all have a decent search results in google. This isn't because I spent ages getting linked to and setting up google optimisations. The sites are based on their content, If the sites are interesting and people want to read them, they will find out. How did google become so popular? They were a good search, and it spread by word of mouth, to what it has become today. If you feel you have to use SEO, then your site probably isn't worth looking at in the first place. SEO=googlespam

    1. Re:I don't give a shit about SEO by danZbar · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of people bashing SEO, but--if you do it honestly--it can make a big difference. The company I work for sells computer parts, an industry where 90% of the items have industry-standard part numbers. A strong indexing of these is invaluable. There are plenty of crooked companies (that don't really have the parts) who do precisely the same thing. The difference is, we have it and we have very competitive prices.

      A lot of slashdot posters seem to carry the presumption that optimizing for a Google search is the same as link farms and keyword spam. It isn't necessarily. There are honest things that can improve search results. Furthermore, adding a link for Digg, StumbleUpon, and other social networking sites isn't SPAM if your users want to submit it. It's up to them to choose what they want to share. All it does is make it easier for them.

      Finally, the whole premise of the article is silly, because the massive link structure of google.com is a little beyond analysis of the its first few pages. It's humorous, though, if that's what was intended--the end page looks a lot like Yahoo.

  68. And in first place is... by Xebikr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sigh. Google

  69. Forgive me if it's already been asked, but... by lord+sibn · · Score: 1

    Where are the google text ads in this "revised" google? There is so much unused page space in the final version!

  70. Usage patterns by harmonica · · Score: 1

    I can't think of a single site that I found through google.

    Most people don't care about sites, it's about single pages relevant to the query.

    I'm pretty sure many visitors don't even fully understand the concept of a site, given the referer search terms of the type www term1 term2 that lead people to my site (term1 and term2 not being part of my domain). They just learned that typing stuff into Google gets them to interesting places.

  71. Settlling for less. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Interesting insight.

    I guess the choice is, do you want to pander to the lowest common denominator or do you want to do something which you believe in? Both routes are valid, and if you can find happiness and fulfillment through creating crud, or if that does not take away from finding happiness in your life, then go for it! All experiences are valid. For my part, though, I avoid visiting or buying stuff from ugly sites.

    --I figure, if a creator is resonating on the level of ugly, huckster design, then it probably means s/he has no respect for me or for the products being sold, and this translates into products/services which are probably also going to be dollar store junk. No thanks. Salsa lessons from a guy who creates a public image which has no grace? Huh? Isn't dance is supposed to be all about grace? There's a rational disconnect there for me. If he was passionate about his craft, then shouldn't that passion and desire for grace infect every other portion of his life?

    You couldn't pay me enough to crudify my soul and surrender my values and become cynical, and guess what? Nobody has to, because sticking to high standards earns me a good income. Cynicism is not the only way to success. In fact, I would argue that it's a misleading way, since true success depends largely on how easy it is to love yourself at the end of the day.

    I can't remember where I heard this little axiom, but it's one that repeats itself to me regularly and which I have found to be true; "People who refuse to settle for less rarely have to."


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  72. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

    Certainly, this is true. And why shouldn't it be?


    Because Google isn't a tool for maintaining the status quo. It's a search engine that returns the most relevant results. At least that's what they tell us. For a search like "shipping" the top retail shippers aren't necessarily the best or most relevant matches. What's more is wikipedia should almost never be a match for a search that doesn't explicitly include phrases like "what is" or "definition" or "encyclopedia".
  73. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    For a search like "shipping" the top retail shippers aren't necessarily the best or most relevant matches.


    Actually, I'd say for a search like "shipping", the top retail shippers are a pretty good operationalization of "most relevant".

    Now, if the search was "economy shipping" or "rapid shipping", that might not be the case. And, surprisingly enough, FedEx and UPS aren't the top results for either of those. Vague, generic searches may get results that are most relevant in a kind of least-common denominator sense. But then, what do you expect? Mind-reading that knows your personal, unexpressed interests and inserts them as search terms?

    What's more is wikipedia should almost never be a match for a search that doesn't explicitly include phrases like "what is" or "definition" or "encyclopedia".


    Why? One of the things people are most likely to be interested in when searching for a term is information about whatever that term is, and one of the most popular on-line sources for such information is often Wikipedia. The fact that you don't personally like Wikipedia doesn't make it irrelevant to the average Google user. If you expressly don't want Wikipedia results, they're easy to exclude.
  74. So how did Google become known? by $0.02 · · Score: 1

    They did not design (their original page) according to Altavista page rank. They did not design it accoring to Yahoo page rank. They made a clean simple interface. Why would I believe that the only way to have my site know is to design it around Google page rank?

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  75. I went onto Google and searched for Search Engine by Impecca · · Score: 1

    I went onto Google and searched for "Search Engine" and Google didn't even show up in the results. O_o

  76. Looks like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks just like a Yahoo homepage...

  77. Google isn't in Google's top 10 by kabloom · · Score: 1

    So true. And you'll notice that Google isn't in Google's top 10 search sites.

    (Of course, Microsoft Live search isn't in Microsoft's top 10, but Google is.)

  78. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'd say for a search like "shipping", the top retail shippers are a pretty good operationalization of "most relevant".


    No, because the purpose of a search engine is to find things relevant to what you are looking for. Anyone who actually goes to a search engine is doing so because they don't want www.fedex.com or www.ups.com. Those are simple enough that no one needs to search for them. So anyone who puts in a generic "shipping" search doesn't want those, if they did they would have just put those in the address bar on their browser.

    Why? One of the things people are most likely to be interested in when searching for a term is information about whatever that term is, and one of the most popular on-line sources for such information is often Wikipedia.


    I don't claim that wikipedia doesn't have lots of information. I claim that a generic search will never be usefully answered by a link to wikipedia. A search that shows some indication of someone trying to find out the kind of information that wikipedia contains will show that in the search terms.
  79. Uh Oh Deja Vu... by mdm42 · · Score: 1
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  80. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Google for the word "shipping". What do you know, UPS
    > and Fedex are #1 and #2

    That's nice, except for 5.7 billion people in the world
    ``shipping'' refers to the fleet of vessels upon the sea,
    not postage.

    So what your example shows is that Google is crap.

  81. SEO shouldn't be mysterious or spammy. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    Somehow I think designing a search engine so that another search engine would rank it highly would be moot. What would be the point of searching for a search engine? What keywords would you want and why would you put them on pages?

    On any website the basic concept is to make the site usable by human visitors. If you do that well then getting a decent search engine ranking isn't that hard. It may take time but eventually it'll happen. Put appropriate levels of descriptive text on every page and in your text use the keywords human visitors will be looking for. Don't put a lot of crap that doesn't benefit the user or that is difficult to access - such as putting important content inside of a Flash movie where it can only be found by waiting 15 seconds and clicking three pretty Flash buttons.

    Sure, you need to make strategic links to your website. It's called advertising and is a common practice in business. My experience is that ad banners aren't very effective but will work if they are highly targeted. Low key text links tend to work better for creating casual traffic. Advertise on websites with related content or some other connection to you. While you're at it put some money into other forms of advertising such as print or radio.

    There really isn't anything mysterious about getting people to your website or getting search engine placement. Bother putting things in a format human and spider visitors can both use and do a little advertising and your pretty good. Avoid spamming or doing other bad things because the majority of the time you'll just mess up and get banned by Google.

    On the site I'm working on right now my current project is to go through the product database and make the descriptions more descriptive. Hardly a weird idea. Most of use don't know what a FLN is while many more of us know what a flange is. That and fixing typos such as there is no such thing as a 3.8" pipe but there are 3/8" pipes. Such minor changes make a major difference in the traffic received from search engines and in converting that traffic to buyers.

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  82. Why? by aliquis · · Score: 1

    Uhm, why design a webpage for a search engine? The whole purpose of a search engine is to make it good in finding relevant pages?

    If it fails with that the problem isn't with the webpage but with the search engine. Fix google instead.

    1. Re:Why? by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, if you have a web page that sells stuff, and your competitors find ways of making their sites more interesting to those search engines, you lose business to them. So, while in theory, you've got a point... the harsh reality is that if you don't optimize for the search engines, you will miss business.

      From the "Sad, but true" department. :)

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    2. Re:Why? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      But google would probably try to find a way to find your store if more people had the problem.

      Anyway, I find this design-for-search-engine-hits-stuff lame.

  83. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by hesiod · · Score: 2

    > Anyone who actually goes to a search engine is doing so because they don't want www.fedex.com or www.ups.com. Those are simple enough that no one needs to search for them.

    You need to meet more average Internet users (or maybe I need to meet fewer...). Their browser's home page is whatever it defaulted to when they bought the PC, and they _never_ type out URLs. If they wanted to find google, but their home page is Yahoo? They really will search for Google via Yahoo. If they want Fedex, they will search for FedEx through their home page's search engine.

  84. Is this supposed to be funny? by boynas · · Score: 1

    Damn, is this guy sleeping with somebody from slashdot or what... What a stupid post!

  85. Re:Should read: What if Google was a useless site. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
    No, because the purpose of a search engine is to find things relevant to what you are looking for. Anyone who actually goes to a search engine is doing so because they don't want www.fedex.com or www.ups.com.

    Um, no. I don't think that's a valid assumption, at all. Someone who goes to a search engine may not know the URL for FedEx or UPS (yes, they have fairly obvious URLs -- that doesn't mean everyone knows them, though it does mean that once they know them they are likely, though by no means certain, to remember them.)

    If someone knows they don't want fedex.com or ups.com pages and chooses to share that information with Google, Google accommodates their needs. Google's assumption -- and I'd say its a fair one -- is that queries without express restrictions or exclusions of particular sites express no preference, not the kind of "assumed exclusion" you suggest.

    I don't claim that wikipedia doesn't have lots of information. I claim that a generic search will never be usefully answered by a link to wikipedia.


    I claim that you are wrong, since I've done "generic searches" of the type you describe, and they have been usefully answered by links to wikipedia.
  86. Wouldn't it be nice... by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

    1) Relatively instant results if you know what you're doing.

    Wouldn't it be nice if we could actually rely on the assumption that users know what they're doing?

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