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The One-Use, Self-Destructing DVD Returns

BonrHanzon writes "Looks like DivX (the stupid one, not the codec) has been resurrected in the form of Flexplay. Staples will be selling these movie disks for 5 bucks a pop at the checkout counter. The disks can be played in any DVD player, but a special adhesive will render the disk unplayable 48 hours after the package has been opened. As if our landfills weren't already overflowing with enough crap." The blog post notes that Flexplay has actually been around for 5 years; the Staples distribution deal is what's new.

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  1. Heh, pirates ahoy! by Xtense · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Buy cheaper disposable movie.
    2. Rip it to harddrive.
    3. Dispose of movie.
    4. ???????
    5. PROFIT!

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    1. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Digestromath · · Score: 4, Funny
      1. Buy cheaper disposable movie

      2. Discover a cheap 'hack' work around (boil in water, spray with hairspray etc)

      3. Keep the disposable movie

      4. ????????

      5. Profit?

    2. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you are going to pirate a movie, don't tip-toe around it. Just download the thing from the Internet.

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    3. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by pubjames · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is interesting from a legal perspective. Would copying one of these be legal for the home user for home use? You have paid for it, after all.

      Are any of the many lawyers that read Slashdot able to shed a light on this?

    4. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by mybadluck22 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1. Download movie for free

      2. Keep movie forever

      3. There is no step three.

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    5. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by archeopterix · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you are going to pirate a movie, don't tip-toe around it. Just download the thing from the Internet.
      And miss the joy of sticking it to the man?

      And the joy of making him 5$ richer? Umm, wait. Gotta think about it a bit more. Brb, torrenting.
    6. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

      so, now can I make the claim that I can not on good conscience rent or purchase a movie due to pollution?

      My deep rooted concerns for our environment, the glaciers, the ozone layer, my grandchildren, his grandchildren, and even your grandchildren prevent me from paying for movies, since it will add more worthless junk to our overflowing landfills.

      Downloading movies produces significantly less waste; therefor, pirating all my media is the only way any responsible, eco-friendly person can be entertained, and still be able to sleep at night.

      does that sound good to everyone else?

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    7. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Technician · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The blog post notes that Flexplay has actually been around for 5 years; the Staples distribution deal is what's new.

      The only place I've ever seen one of the self destruct discs has been in a truck stop. These have not been sold to geeks to rip. They are sold to convience those on the road without alternative diversions such as high speed internet and blockbuster. No returns on the road is the selling point. How they intend to sell the overpriced product in Staples is a mystery to me. They don't compete with the $5 bin at Wal*Mart.

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    8. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 2, Informative

      focusing on 2, is there any info on what adhesive they use? My guess would be once you get that you can figure out what it sticks to and dunk them in a solute more concentrated than the dvd and just use it as a cheep supply of DVDs

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    9. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There is a theoretical risk of you getting caught some way (RIAA watching torrent sites, etc...) and while I am sure that many of you would be happy to point me to "By using this software, all is encrypted... And this one tries to hide you completely... And this one tries to block all RIAA, etc. traffic..." type of solutions, let's face that without going through a lot of trouble, there is always a risk of some level.

      These guys however brought a system with no risk of any kind at all.

    10. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by weirdcrashingnoises · · Score: 1

      redbox is still cheaper than this... while we're talking about bad ideas, even walmart is *almost* as cheap as this.

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    11. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm... well I think it is legal to make 1 (one) backup copy for personal use in case the original becomes damaged in some way. At least this way you get an original cover and a case to put it in (i guess, or maybe they just come wrapped in plastic?).

      As for your question, any lawyer on slashdot is probably smart enough to know not to dispense legal advice on slashdot. Any non-lawyer on slashdot who dispenses legal advice is probably an idiot who doesn't know what (s)he's talking about and should be ignored.

      (i'm in the latter category, in case you hadn't already guessed)

    12. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Most content on the Internet has been recoded into lower resolution. Subtitles are usually stripped and so on.

      While this may do for watching it on a computer, it is usually not enough for a proper viewing experience using a media center system especially if you have it hooked up to a HD screen.

      So given a choice of ripping it and storing it native (and/or recoding it to _MY_ settings) and Internet I would actually chose the rip.

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    13. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      It'd be hard to catch you, though.

    14. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by bazorg · · Score: 1

      if the copy never leaves the home where it was made, who cares what and whether laws apply?

    15. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by d0mokun · · Score: 1

      If you are going to pirate a movie, don't tip-toe around it. Just download the thing from the Internet.
      And miss the joy of sticking it to the man? And the joy of making him 5$ richer? Umm, wait. Gotta think about it a bit more. Brb, torrenting. $5 profit from every sale? I wish.
    16. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by 0xygen · · Score: 1

      IANAL, however, I would believe the situation is you are purchasing a $5 license to be able to watch the film for 48 hours.

      After that license expires, your copy of the film is a) copyrighted and b) unlicensed. Meaning if the license agreement holds up, you are in breach of copyright.

      The only thing which may help you here are the limitations on shrink-wrap licenses, however if you know in advance it is only a 48 hour license, this seems pretty solid to me.
      These are different in the US and UK. In the UK it is the Sale Of Good act primarily which rules over this.

    17. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by viking80 · · Score: 1

      Well let me see:
      A:
      1. Drive over to staples
      2. Buy cheaper disposable movie.
      3. Rip it to harddrive.
      4. Dispose of movie.

      -OR-

      B. Let someone else do (1), (2) and (3) above, then I lean back in my chair and watch it via P2P

      Seems like B. is the easier option.

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    18. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, we must increase the number of pirates if we want to stop Global Warming!
      Torrents of the world, unite!

    19. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good point, because the Federal government just hates prying into what we do in the privacy of our own homes.

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    20. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Auckerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here's the funny thing. You OWN a copy of a defective movie. You have every right to back it up before it can no longer be read. It's not a rental, it's a purchase of a self destructing disk at a reduced price. In this case, it's not pirating.

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    21. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      And most of all, no profit. So I guess it has to be illegal in some way. If not, it'll soon be made illegal. It's so un-american to charge nothing for nothing.

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    22. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      1) Pay Internet bill.
      2) Download movie.

    23. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to the MAFIAA.

    24. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Zironic · · Score: 1

      In my experience most internet DVD rips look rather good on my projector screen. It's not like DVD's contain HD content to begin with.

    25. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by weissr · · Score: 1

      Since "Being Green" is the hot issue right now I thought I'd fix your post. 1. Rent movie from on-line service with unlimited rentals 2. Rip to hard drive / copy DVD 3. Return movie 4. ?????? 5. Profit and keep the earth green!

    26. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No. But I do. And personally I take my interests in higher esteem than that of my country.

      What? If it's good for our politicians who are working for the country, it's good for me who isn't.

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    27. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      I tried to argue myself into that I "needed" originals due to the better picture quality (not lower resolution, just lower bitrate, but anyway.), but well, I didn't. What matters is if the movie are any good or not, not as much in how it looks. So I don't buy movies.

      Also over here you can get a movie subscription/renting where you get a couple of movies, and get new ones once you return the first ones. So you are free to get as many movies as you want per month but are only able to have a few of them at home at the same time.

      Works ok for people who don't want to go thru "all trouble" of downloading the movies and rip them themself, and then you can indeed choose the quality yourself.

    28. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by pubjames · · Score: 1

      I was being sarcastic about the lawyers on Slashdot.

    29. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa there! I heard they make EXCELLENT coasters, no one is putting a gun to your head forcing you to throw em away ya know.

    30. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Mick+Malkemus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree, with reservation. I love going the big screen, and paying real money for a movie isn't a barrier for me. Some movies must be enjoyed on the big screen to get the full effect. DVD's at home? I never took up the practice, and NEVER will. Now the proliferation of rude cell phone users has made it impossible to actually enjoy a movie these days. The last movie I went to, seven people used their mobiles, several of them multiple times. Well, now I am FORCED to download movies illegally, and will continue to do so until Hollywood gets their act together. It was bad enough when I only had to listen to loud candy wrappers and popcorn chewers. Mobile phones in theaters have broken this camel's back. Movies are getting too expensive to listen to imbeciles in the audience talking their life story to some sad suck that is willing to listen. DO YOU HEAR THIS HOLLYWOOD??? FIX IT!!! I want to return to the cinema someday soon. Cell phone users are STEALING money from you. You MUST make the movie going experience wonderful, or suffer accordingly. Metallic paint of the walls can jam cell phones... DO IT!

    31. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > my grandchildren, his grandchildren
      you fail at English.

    32. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, we must increase the number of pirates if we want to stop Global Warming!
      Torrents of the world, unite! ...The spaghetti monster? Is it really you?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarianism#Pirates_and_global_warming
    33. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      so, now can I make the claim that I can not on good conscience rent or purchase a movie due to pollution?

      My deep rooted concerns for our environment, the glaciers, the ozone layer, my grandchildren, his grandchildren, and even your grandchildren prevent me from paying for movies, since it will add more worthless junk to our overflowing landfills.

      Downloading movies produces significantly less waste; therefor, pirating all my media is the only way any responsible, eco-friendly person can be entertained, and still be able to sleep at night.

      does that sound good to everyone else? Yep.

      One more thing... pirating movies is good for the environment in another way.

      It takes money out of the pockets of directors, producers, and actors. You know. Those guys who live in mansions, fly private jets, and own dozens of sport cars while getting up on their high horses about the environment and how we all have to "pitch in" and "do our part."

      Pirate enough movies and they won't be able to afford those mansions, private jets, and sports cars. Their energy consumption will go down, their carbon footprint will be reduced and they'll be spewing far less hot air, all of which will help to reduce global warming.
    34. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by venicebeach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't you still have to decrypt it, violating the DMCA to copy it? Or is DeCSS legal nowadays, I haven't been following this....

    35. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Ramze · · Score: 1, Insightful
      It's possible that the movie theater may go the way of the dodo just like the drive-in theater. Big-screen TVs and X.1 surround sound systems are becoming the norm in houses. I have several family members with literally home theater systems. I mean they have a place in the house with rows of couches and chairs, excellent lighting and sound, a huge TV -- either plasma, LCD or a projector, and even a little popcorn machine and lighting strips lining the hallway to the room. The walls even have carpet and/or drapes and have soundproofing.


      It may be a while before the average person has that setup, but... just imagine people never dreamed we'd have televisions and computers in every room. I prefer to watch movies on my home theater system. It's a lot cheaper for 5-10 of my friends to chip in for a rental DVD than for each of us to pay for movie tickets these days.


      I'd argue that no one forced you to download illegal content, but why bother. Just FYI, Hulu.com and others offer movies online for free with limited commercial interruptions and decent quality. I'm hoping that trend continues.

    36. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by quantumplacet · · Score: 0

      How on earth is it HOLLYWOOD's fault that people talk on their cell phone during movies? Your complaint is with your local theater owners, the studios couldn't have less to do with it. I also love how that somehow FORCES you to download illegally. I really really hope you're a troll.

    37. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by paazin · · Score: 1

      They've been around for 5 years? Considering the crap movie selection available, I think it's telling how successful the service has been.

    38. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      green dvd is no dvd!

    39. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Technician · · Score: 1

      Considering the crap movie selection available,

      I saw the price and the 2 day self destruct and left. I have no idea if they had any good titles. Does anyone have a list?

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    40. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

      1. Buy cheaper disposable...



      Stop. You had me at "ahoy".

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    41. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by drsmithy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It may be a while before the average person has that setup [...]

      I'd be inclined to say the average person will never have that setup, if for no other reason than the space constraints - most people don't live in houses big enough to dedicate a whole room just to watching movies (to say nothing of those living in apartments).

    42. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful friend, if you leave you machine running for a hours if not days to download a movie, you are burning quite a bit of energy. Not sure this is less then for printing one single DVD.

    43. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by evilviper · · Score: 1

      If you are going to pirate a movie, don't tip-toe around it. Just download the thing from the Internet.


      Reasons NOT to download movies from the internet:

      1) Release groups suck. I've never seen ONE decent rip of a DVD, EVER! Idiots that encode them use crappy apps that cause nasty ghosts. How that can happen when encoding from fully-progressive DVDs, I don't even know... They downscale the resolution dramatically to try and make up for their utter lack of video encoding knowledge... It's not uncommon for VCDs to look better than the hatchet job DVD-rips most people do.

      2) I can do 2-pass encoding from the DVD in much less time than it takes to download the same film over my DSL connection... and mine will look infinitely better.

      3) Upgrading to a higher-speed connection would cost more than my entire Netflix subscription, and still might not increase download speeds significantly.

      4) It's easy to find new releases online, and not too difficult to find older blockbusters and award winners. It's quite a bit more difficult to find cult films, independent films, and older pretty-good but overlooked films. Netflix has almost ALL of them, any time you want them. Good luck getting eg. Hell Comes To Frogtown, Canadian Bacon, etc.

      5) Downloading movies you don't own is letter-of-the-law illegal. Making a copy of a DVD you have rented is just a bit on the legal side of the grey area... You are allowed to indefinitely time-shift rented DVDs just as you are with TV programs. Nobody wants to talk about this terribly inconvenient fact, however.

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    44. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I also hear some people also have entire rooms in their house dedicated to the preparation of food - and even a separate room where they eat it, complete with sets of chairs situated around a table. Surely the end of the restaurant as we know it.

    45. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh... SOMEONE has to rip it from the DVD to "make available" the download.

    46. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by mpe · · Score: 1

      I tried to argue myself into that I "needed" originals due to the better picture quality (not lower resolution, just lower bitrate, but anyway.), but well, I didn't. What matters is if the movie are any good or not, not as much in how it looks.

      The human vision system involves a lot of "signal processing", which also explains optical illusions. In many cases a VHS recording of a technically passable broadcast is "good enough".

    47. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      3. Face massive copyright infringement lawsuit?

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    48. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by infalliable · · Score: 5, Informative

      If we have learned anything from the copyright cops, it's that you never own anything. Despite paying for it, and everyone other than the "MAFIAA" treating it like it was a "sale", they can (or at least try) to do anything they want with it and impose insane restrictions on it.

    49. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by geckipede · · Score: 1

      Overdramatic vaguely related car analogy: Ford hires hitmen to shoot the drivers of non-Ford cars. This makes Fords the safest vehicles on the road. We should all be buying their vehicles, yes?

    50. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by molarmass192 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree completely, most of my friends' parents at Yale have similar setups. I asked my sister who goes to Harvard (ugh) and all of her friends have the same at their parents' homes. In my mind it has gone beyond just that, it's not just in homes anymore. We have a movie room on our yacht and my dad is seriously thinking of adding one to the company jet. Heck, I remember having a theater room at our chalet in Vail FOREVER. I'd even bet that our Mexican grounds crew have one in their shanty, but I don't really talk to the hired help, I'm just assuming there.

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    51. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Some cinemas here actually jam mobile phone signals when you're inside...
      That said, there are still other problems with the cinema...
      Uncomfortable chairs, other kinds of noise (eating, rustling of noisy food packaging etc) people getting in the way of the screen (tall people in front of you, people walking around to use the bathroom etc), not to mention the profiteering (stupidly overpriced and poor selection of food/drink, not allowed to bring any in from outside)
      I have a projector, good sound system and a large lcd tv at home, watching a 720p or 1080p movie on there is just fine for me, the screen may be smaller but i can sit closer so the experience is similar... I can sit in comfort, eat what i want, watch what i want when i want, pause the movie to use the bathroom, all without any distraction from others.

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    52. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Just how many coasters do you need?

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    53. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Torrenting is hardly cpu intensive, you could use one of these new atom-based low power systems.
      Also chances are you're system would be running anyway.
      I intend to get a low power system to run mythtv, the slowest machine i can find that will play 1080p video properly. That will need to run 24/7 anyway to record scheduled shows...
      I will put the base OS on a solid state drive, and spin up the media drives as required.

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    54. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by The+Bender · · Score: 1

      "FORCED to download movies", huh? Good luck with the court case there, though I doubt you need it - you have a rock solid case.

      Personally, I was FORCED to steal those diamonds because there wasn't any other way to get them that suited me, and I was FORCED to drop my wife off a bridge, because I had no other way to get some peace.

      Anyway, I'll see you 10-20 when I get out.

    55. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by foobsr · · Score: 1

      ... I mean they have a place in the house with rows of couches and chairs, excellent lighting and sound, a huge TV -- either plasma, LCD or a projector, and even a little popcorn machine and lighting strips lining the hallway to the room. ...

      Hopefully, the quality of the entertainment offered meets the standards of the equipment. I am quite pessimistic, though.

      CC.

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    56. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      And not necessarily lower bitrate either...
      There are some direct 1:1 digital copies available to download.
      You can also get better quality videos that are DVD sized, basically rips from HD sources but compressed using a more modern codec, so that they fit on a DVD but look better than a regular DVD would.
      And of course there are straight HD rips, which are great in places where original HD media isn't even available at all.

      My biggest issue tho is the staggered release times... If a movie comes out several months earlier in another country, then chances are people in that country will tell me about it, thus spoiling the movie for me when it eventually comes out here...

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    57. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Xiaran · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Going to the movies may or may not survive but I dont think technology will necessarily have much to do with it. After the introduction of the TV there was a massive plummet in movie going. However it eventually rebounded to the type of situation we have today. People dont go to movies just to watch the movie. They go for a night out of the house, to socialise with friends and a bunch of other reasons. Just becuase you have the greatest home movie system ever... sometimes its nice to get out of the house for a few hours.

    58. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      1) Release groups suck. I've never seen ONE decent rip of a DVD, EVER! Idiots that encode them use crappy apps that cause nasty ghosts. How that can happen when encoding from fully-progressive DVDs, I don't even know... They downscale the resolution dramatically to try and make up for their utter lack of video encoding knowledge... It's not uncommon for VCDs to look better than the hatchet job DVD-rips most people do. Agreed, most release groups think they're in competition to get the rip out as fast as possible, so they cut back on the quality to improve encoding speed. I also hate that lots of downloaded files are chopped into rar files... The video is already compressed, rar won't compress it any further, but it doubles the amount of space i need to unpack the video and watch it, and also means i need to keep the useless rar files hanging around if i want to seed the torrent.

      2) I can do 2-pass encoding from the DVD in much less time than it takes to download the same film over my DSL connection... and mine will look infinitely better. Depends on processor speed and bandwidth... However, you don't take into account the time it takes you to obtain the DVD, even if you get next day delivery you would need a pretty slow connection for the download to be slower. You'd pretty much have to live next door to a video store to get DVDs quicker.

      3) Upgrading to a higher-speed connection would cost more than my entire Netflix subscription, and still might not increase download speeds significantly. Depends on the ISP i guess, a faster connection could have other uses too. I need a fast link during the day to work, at night it would sit idle so downloading movies is a good use of it.

      4) It's easy to find new releases online, and not too difficult to find older blockbusters and award winners. It's quite a bit more difficult to find cult films, independent films, and older pretty-good but overlooked films. Netflix has almost ALL of them, any time you want them. Good luck getting eg. Hell Comes To Frogtown, Canadian Bacon, etc. Agreed.. Local stores are even worse tho, the typical selection in a physical store is often limited to new and popular movies only. However, there aren't always netflix type services available to everyone. Then there's the availability of "out of region" movies, movie companies try to discriminate based on where you live as to what movies you can see and when, and try to prevent you buying imports, a behavior i find utterly deplorable.

      5) Downloading movies you don't own is letter-of-the-law illegal. Making a copy of a DVD you have rented is just a bit on the legal side of the grey area... You are allowed to indefinitely time-shift rented DVDs just as you are with TV programs. Nobody wants to talk about this terribly inconvenient fact, however. Hmm, never realised it was legal to copy a rented movie...
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    59. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I just can't wait to watch ppl by these things and then drive them home in their prius.

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    60. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by EndjinN · · Score: 1

      Surely it's the experience that keeps people going to the cinema (movie theater). If you can recreate that at home complete with sticky floors then, sure, but most of us could never compete with a decent set-up.

      There has been a dearth of decent films worthy of a big screen recently, but that is another story.

    61. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      You do if you want to transcode it at all (to fit it onto smaller media or remove region coding etc), but it's also possible to make a direct 1:1 copy including the encryption and thus don't need to decrypt it.

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    62. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by indifferent+children · · Score: 5, Funny
      Just how many coasters do you need?

      Back in the day, no one asked this question. It was pretty well accepted that AOL would decide how many coasters you needed.

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    63. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uncomfortable chairs, other kinds of noise (eating, rustling of noisy food packaging etc) people getting in the way of the screen (tall people in front of you, people walking around to use the bathroom etc), not to mention the profiteering (stupidly overpriced and poor selection of food/drink, not allowed to bring any in from outside) Yeah, yeah, I'll upgrade my home theatre soon, I promise! What's wrong with deck chairs anyway? And I can't help that mouse infestation either, the cat's too damn lazy.
    64. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by BaphometLaVey · · Score: 0

      Watch movie?

    65. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      1. Rent movie for less $$ than this landfill disc at local store (not blockbuster). 2. Rip it to harddrive. 3. PROFIT!

    66. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Yes it is legal, as long as you use self-destructing DVD-Rs.

    67. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Big-screen TVs and X.1 surround sound systems are becoming the norm in houses.
      You have a very narrow view of "the norm".
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    68. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > my grandchildren, his grandchildren
      you fail at English. actually, I teach English.

      The English language has no central authority to decide what is and is not correct, all it takes is for me to tell enough students one thing, and it will catch on and become part of the language!
      HA!
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    69. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by paazin · · Score: 1

      Here is a link. Not a single film there that I'd consider 'good'

    70. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if you could seal the disc against destruction. Could you open it, spray the top and sides with something like clear acrylic, and keep it "sealed?"

    71. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      > my grandchildren, his grandchildren
      you fail at English. "y'all fail at good English"

      There, fixed that for ya.
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    72. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by smidget2k4 · · Score: 1

      5) Downloading movies you don't own is letter-of-the-law illegal. Making a copy of a DVD you have rented is just a bit on the legal side of the grey area... You are allowed to indefinitely time-shift rented DVDs just as you are with TV programs. Nobody wants to talk about this terribly inconvenient fact, however.

      Psst... DVDs are encrypted (badly, but still) thus, when you copy them, you are circumventing copy protection, which is a patent violation of the DMCA. Nice try justifying it though!

    73. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Capitalist+Piggy · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the rest of us who don't shoot for "theater theme" and just have our panel mounted on the wall and a THX system tucked away out of sight.

      My whole goal was to bring the theater home, as in the film, not the crappy smell of a popcorn maker and uncomfortable stadium seats. I've got comfortable furniture folks can stretch out on and a microwave a few rooms away if you need to do some popping.

      My absolute favorite in home theater atrocities are the ones where you find a flat panel mounted over the fireplace. I always want to mention what a bad idea it is, but just bite my lip as to not be rude.

    74. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by sukotto · · Score: 1

      Well, people *did*, by taking on mortgages they had no way in hell of paying. But now that the market is starting to correct that foolishness those people don't have those houses anymore.

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    75. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by NothingMore · · Score: 1

      The fact that it is purchased does not mean that it is not a rental. You own the disc but you are renting the data on the disc. In reality all your paying for with your $5 is the physical disc and a license to use the material on the disc for 48 hours. It sucks but unfortunately this is the way the courts (in America) are going to see it.

    76. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    77. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by epilido · · Score: 1

      Hmm..... Your attempting to destroy a copyright method on a digital device. You would loose all of your karma for getting arrested for a DCMA violation using hairspray.

    78. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      One thing, you should really try going to a smaller city to watch your movies. I've never once had a problem with someone talking on their cell phone during a movie, around here. Also, Hollywood has nothing to do with movie theaters. It's not like Paramount or 20th Century Fox can tell the theaters, "Go spend all this money blocking cell phones from your theaters." Complain to your local cinemas.

    79. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by pLnCrZy · · Score: 3, Funny

      You seriously ask 5-10 people to /chip in/ for a $3.50 DVD rental? How much do you charge per kernel of popcorn?

    80. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      Psst... DVDs are encrypted (badly, but still) thus, when you copy them, you are circumventing copy protection, which is a patent violation of the DMCA. Nice try justifying it though!


      Really? When I rip an ISO, I thought it was still encrypted.
    81. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the rest of us who don't shoot for "theater theme" and just have our panel mounted on the wall and a THX system tucked away out of sight.

      Well, yeah, but that's not really offering the same experience as a wall-sized movie screen and a dozen speakers, is it ? :)

    82. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Well, see that depends. I mean do we live some place were their is legal recourse and honest can capable police? If not they yes I would probably drive a Ford, in that situation. The mob uses tactics like that all over the world. Look at the current situation in Southern Mexico. Its safer to do what the drug lords say, because the police can't or won't protect you.

      The legal system here can't or won't protect you from bogus piracy charges, so yea I would rent and rip rather then download.

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    83. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by sukotto · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's easy :-) Just use http://thistothat.com/ to figure out what adhesive to use.

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    84. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tell that to Autodesk. They just lost a suit where an Ebay Power Seller was re-selling their apps. If I recall correctly, the Judge looked beyond the POS EULA to reasonable action. The software was purchased - not leased - from a brick and mortar retailer in most cases. That their EULA suggested that Autodesk still owned it, that just didn't fly with him.

      You buy something, it's yours. Under fair use, you can even back up the things you own once for archival purposes.

      Besides, I'm sure we can find uses for these new 'disposable' discs before too long. How about a meccano robot made primarily of these useless DVDs?

      This message will self-destruct.

    85. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by mikael · · Score: 2, Informative

      My absolute favorite in home theater atrocities are the ones where you find a flat panel mounted over the fireplace. I always want to mention what a bad idea it is, but just bite my lip as to not be rude.

      The heat load isn't probably as bad as you imagine. We have a firebox (cast iron metal box with ceramic window for burning logs of wood). The firebox itself gets extremely hot, but the wooden fireplace around and above it remains at room temperature.

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    86. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Step 4 is overfill dumps with more stupid useless crap. I swear,what kind of piggy invents crap like this? Like we don't have enough problems getting rid of the garbage we can't help making,some jerk goes "Hey! I know! lets make something that isn't disposable into garbage after a single use!" Way to go, Mr. disposable DVD inventor,you just won my Asshat of the month award! But that is my 02c,YMMV

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    87. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes it does.

    88. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Icarium · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a lot cheaper for 5-10 of my friends to chip in for a rental DVD than for each of us to pay for movie tickets these days The mind boggles. You'd spend $thousands (if not $tensofthousands from the sound of it) to have the setup you want for watching content, but actually paying for content (without which your fancy setup is a waste) is a serious financial concern?

      Granted, there is a lot of other content you could be watching. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
    89. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, no. You're buying a limited-time license to view a movie, and the self-destruction is the enabler to enforce the time constraints of the license. You no more own a defective copy of the movie with this than you own a working copy of the movie with a normal DVD.

      Nobody owns anything any more, thanks to implied shrink-wrap EULAs and the like. DVDs are not only not the exception, but started the trend - at least with software you're presented with and have to click through the "fuck you" warning.

      Seriously, if you're going to rent and rip (or just download), just do it. I used to work at a video store and often did it with a couple movies a night. So long as my free rental wasn't stopping a customer from getting a copy (and paying for their rental), nobody cared. It's still pirating and everyone knows it. So long as they are trying to screw me, I can't feel bad about actually screwing them. At least with software it provides me some sort of actual value and tends to get improved over time at no cost to me.

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    90. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

      1. Buy cheaper disposable movie.
      2. Open it.
      3. Wait until hour 47:50 to watch movie.
      4. ?????? (As in, your reaction...not a mystery step).
      5. Sue for new DVD player and "emotional distress".
      6. Profit!

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    91. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by ohcrapitssteve · · Score: 1

      1. Sign up for Netflix
      2. Rip movies to hard drive
      3. Tell chicks you're saving the planet, invite them over to watch something from your library of chick-flicks

      ...

    92. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by redxxx · · Score: 1

      Just don't tell anyone about step 2, or step 4 is a jail term for violating the DCMA by distributing information about how to defeat a security feature.

      bloody retarded.

    93. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      I mean they have a place in the house with rows of couches and chairs, excellent lighting and sound, a huge TV -- either plasma, LCD or a projector, and even a little popcorn machine and lighting strips lining the hallway to the room.

      But do they have two robots who sit next to them and talk back to the movie? That's what really matters.

    94. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      it's a purchase of a self destructing disk at a reduced price

      Reduced? I was in the grocery store yesterday and there was a bin of movies. I almost picked up Kindergarten Cop, as the movies were $5 and they were standard DVDs, not "Flexplay".

      I can see a movie it the mall for five dollars. It isn't a first run movie but they're at the mall before they're on DVD.

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    95. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1

      1. Buy cheaper disposable movie. 2. Rip it to harddrive. 3. Dispose of movie. 4. ??????? 5. PROFIT!

      Hehe, funny. Just replace step 1 with "RENT" and save yourself some money and landfill space.

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    96. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by SkyDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you remember the "Back To The Future" movie, when Marty mentioned his family owned two televisions, his then-child uncle says "wow, you must be rich!" Today, multiple TVs are the norm.

      Certainly, many people will never have or want a room where the primary purpose is to display a large screen and 6 channel surround sound. But, as history has shown, designers adapt to the wishes of home buyers by tailoring room designs to contemporary needs. By and large, homes built in the last five to ten years now have larger rooms than homes built in the 70s and 80s and even early 90s.

      At some point in the future, all 4:3 televisions will be gone and the flat screen will be as standard as the 4:3 tv has been. It may take 15 to 20 years or more, and even longer before the housing stock has accommodates the larger flat screens, but it will happen.

      Every home had a fireplace at one time, but with the development of central heat, the fireplace has become an accessory rather than a necessity.

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    97. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Are you saying Code Name: The Cleaner isn't quality cinema?

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    98. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Lueseiseki · · Score: 1

      You have the right to back up one copy for archival purposes, but if the original it pertains from is destroyed than the back up must also be destroyed. Idiotic, I know.

    99. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Dude, did you even read that list?

      Transformers was on there.

      You are fired from Slashdot... and condemned to a life of actually Ring TFAs

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    100. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by BVis · · Score: 1

      The theater owners and the MPAA are well aware of the problem. If piracy was *really* a problem, those in charge would do what they could to make the modern theater-going experience more enjoyable for the people who actually want to watch the movies.

      The trouble with throwing people out of the theater for yapping on their phones etc. is that those people won't come back to that theater the next time. What the theater owners are too short-sighted to realize is that if they establish a policy at those theaters that disruptive people will be thrown out without refund, then people who actually want to see the movie being shown will come to the theater in greater numbers. If my local theater advertised a "we'll toss you out on your ass for being a douchebag" policy, I would definitely go there more often. As it is, I only go to the premium cinema when I want to see a movie (21+, THX sound, leather seats, pull-out tray tables in front of you, two of your own armrests, digital projection, free soda and popcorn with admission. It costs about twice as much as a regular theater, but it is SO worth it not to have to yell at the 12 year olds to shut the fuck up.)

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    101. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Capitalist+Piggy · · Score: 1

      Considering at least three of the dozen speakers is usually blown, the floor is sticky and the place smells like a muddy diaper, I think I can skip the wall-sized screen and just sit closer to the TV or buy a bigger panel if I was hurting for for a bigger screen experience. As for audio, I've got ample power down here and it's a bit louder than your typical theater experience due to room size (in addition to the THX surround, I'm running a set of 15" subs behind the sofa for more whomp).

    102. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by j_166 · · Score: 5, Funny

      We solved that problem by getting a colorful live-in hobo, Pantload Tim. We usually lock him in the basement on the other nights, but on movie night we let him camp out on the floor and thrill us with his insane ramblings.

    103. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by TravisO · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well as soon as you show me the contract I signed, I'll abide to it. Until that point, I haven't agreed to anything, neither verbal nor with my signature.

    104. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by BadHaggis · · Score: 1
      Oh, contrare. I relish in the fact that when I'm in my home theater I don't have people sitting around shushing me when I tell the idiots on the screen what to do or how stupid they are. Additionally, I can use my cell phone to talk or text at my leisure with out pimply faced theater employees telling me I have to turn of my phone.


      I do have to spill a softdrink on the floor a couple of hours before I use the room so that I don't miss out on the sticky shoe experience, however I am experimenting with fly paper to simulate this aspect..

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    105. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      No kidding, if you're going to shell out $5, why not spend $5 more own the movie?

      I mean, the "Truck stop rental, no returns" model makes sense, but that's a pretty limited market, and truckers don't usually park at a Staples.

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    106. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by j_166 · · Score: 1

      "There, fixed that for ya's."

      Y'all need to use the 2nd person plural when addressing more than one person. It ain't proper English no how otherwise.

    107. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by j_166 · · Score: 1

      Finally! Someone who understands that a proper analogy requires the use of a car comparison. Making an analogy without a car reference is like driving a car without wheels. It goes nowhere and is impossible to understand.

    108. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by kat_skan · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you have overlooked the fatal flaw in your plan: that it hinges on students paying attention in English class.

    109. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2, Informative

      Technically, they didn't lose the suit yet.

      Their request for a summary judgment was dismissed, which means the suit will be fully heard in court.

      Granted, the reasoning behind the dismissal does throw a pall on their chances for victory, but it doesn't mean it's a done deal.

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    110. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by j_166 · · Score: 1

      Divx usually looks fine to me on my 1080p tv. I download the media and store it on my kurobox NAS and stream it to my xbox 360 using twonkymedia and I can't really tell the difference between that and an HD copy of something purchased/rented from xbox marketplace.

      Usually an hour long episode of something from TV, like say lost, weighs in at around 350 MB, and a movie will be between 700 MB and 1.3 GB. The xbox content is around 6GB.

      I probably wouldn't use this method for something like Planet Earth, but for normal movies its usually just fine. Or maybe I have an unusually good TV. Or maybe I'm just not that picky. But it normally doesn't look pixelated or blocky or ghosty in any way.

    111. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by xappax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you go to that much trouble, it's not about enjoying good movies, it's about having all that stuff. You can see the same behavior in a more extreme form with audiophiles. They're unable to thoroughly enjoy music unless it's on a sufficiently expensive, elaborate sound system. And it's not because the music is more beautiful, it's because having all the "perfect" equipment and the knowledge that you're playing the music "as it's meant to be played" is satisfying in itself.

    112. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Kpt+Kill · · Score: 1

      Hmmm download a movie and risk getting caught, or rip the movie yourself and enjoy the warmth of knowing that there is virtually no way anyone would ever know... however at 5 dollars a pop, it is still better to just get yourself a Netflix account. And the movie gets delivered to your house!

    113. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you seriously not get that reference?

    114. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by BadHaggis · · Score: 1

      Not really, one of my favorite shows.

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    115. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by russotto · · Score: 1

      It's not explicitly legal to make a backup of a movie. That section of the law only applies to computer software, not audiovisual works.

    116. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      i find it funny that p2p/torrent try to hide from the RIAA by using their own form of DRM, such as encrypting the stream, etc in an attempt to make it difficult to determine what the traffic is...the MP/RIAA's DRM didn't work to keep the movie from being coppied. so what makes anyone think the p2p/torrent's DRM will keep the RIAA out?

    117. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      No you're not. If you want to watch at home, rent or buy the DVD. Stop blaming the filmmakers because YOUR LOCAL THEATHER is not controlling thier customers.

      Cell phone users aren't stealing movies (unless they are filming them with their phones) you are.

    118. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by popeye44 · · Score: 1

      I see dead people.. Sixth Sense great movie it's about this kid who sees ghosts and the doctor who's trying to help him. Well it turns out the doc is dead too. Hope I didn't spoil it for you.

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    119. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by alannon · · Score: 1

      No it's not, at least not to the average Joe. Consumer DVD media and/or hardware does not support writing to a special portion of the DVD that's reserved for some portion of the CSS copy protection. I suppose in theory you could rip the image unencrypted to your hard drive, but I'm not really sure you could do anything with it after that.

    120. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      If you are going to pirate a movie, don't tip-toe around it. Just download the thing from the Internet.

      Yes, but someone has to upload the movie originally. Internet movies don't just appear like hawking radiation next to some sort of internet black-hole, do they?

    121. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by paazin · · Score: 1

      Transformers was on there. Exactly.
    122. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      All it really takes is for journalists and authors everywhere to stop correcting their work for spelling and grammar mistakes... oh... wait... that's already happened. There was a time when a person could read a published article without tripping over simple typos and grammatical errors. Then the Internet happened and people decided that proofreading their work took too much time.

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    123. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      The heat isn't the problem, its the carbon and other emittions that come out of the front of the fireplace and wind up inside the TV.

    124. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Oh, the popcorn is free, but he charges you 4$ for the popcorn bucket!

    125. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      "There, fixed that for ya's."

      Y'all need to use the 2nd person plural when addressing more than one person. It ain't proper English no how otherwise. Bless your heart, You're right.

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    126. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Man Friday is only $10/hour and whips up a magnificent chocolate mousse, so no, I don't attend restaurants anymore.

      Now if I could just expand my home theater to seat enough of my friends and strangers to give me the energy of a theater setting, and continue to have Friday shake up the best popped corn known to humanity for only $2 a gallon, I might never leave my home.

    127. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      Yikes, the cost of such a room exceed my lifetime total on going out to the movies - including the babysitter!

      Then again, I LIKE going out with my wife, so different strokes I suppose...

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    128. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming the movie industry is capable of producing something people would want to see more than once. That's a big assumption.

    129. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Is it really twice as much, since they include a soda and popcorn? I know that around here, soda and popcorn will cost you almost as much as the movie ticket itself.

    130. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember you own the media not the content. Feel free to copy the plastic (with you Star Trek replicator), just not the data on it.

    131. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      None uh yins have any idear 'bout speakin' propuh.

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    132. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by BVis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wasn't really comparing apples to apples there. Once you figure in the cost of the soda and popcorn, the difference in cost is pretty negligible (and totally worth it for the reasons I stated above.) The difference is that you don't *have to* buy the overpriced snacks if you go into the regular theater, so the comparison is a little misleading.

      I do get soda and popcorn, so the difference isn't much at all.

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    133. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Are any of the many lawyers that read Slashdot able to shed a light on this? Or, at least some competent "car analogy" makers

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    134. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by RobDude · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      I mean, look at music concerts. Personally, I hate them...but that's besides the point. People pay good money to wait in line, stand outside, in the summer sun, in 90 degree weather, to pay $3.00 for a coke, to stand in a parking lot, to be crowded and crushed by hundreds of other people, to listen to some drugged up rockers play rock music on a stage.

      Now, the fact that you can hear those same songs performed better, with better studio-quality sound in any CD-player/mp3-player doesn't stop those people from shelling out cash for the rock show.

      Heck, I've got about a dozen different devices capable of playing music in my house; but my girlfriend still wants to go out to a concert.

      Lame.

    135. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      No. We should mount polycarbonate windshields in Chevys and run over Ford's hitmen.

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    136. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      You helped me, I never knew the doctor was dead aswell.

    137. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Binary+Boy · · Score: 1

      I don't let garbage like that in my home theater - it's purely intended for first season Webster.

    138. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      Are these guys any of your relatives, perchance? ;-)

    139. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      Plus, having the panel above the fireplace helps with the "dual-focus room" problem. Getting a decent arrangement of furniture that allows pleasant viewing of both the fireplace *and* the panel is a royal PITA and frankly (in my house) just doesn't work. Putting the panel above the fireplace is perfect. What I really want, though, is a panel that looks like a mirror when it's not on. I'm sure they're out there, I just haven't looked.

      oh, and /. will be starting a new topic -- Home Decorating. The graphic will be Martha Stewart in prison orange.

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    140. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's why I covered the bottom of my plasma-mounted-over-the-fireplace with tinfoil. Tinfoil stops EVERY bad element from getting in anything.

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    141. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 1

      I know it's all taste, but I have to disagree. Yes, it's mostly crap, but so is the output of hollywood.

      The ones I've seen and consider non-crap:
      Zodiac
      Sweeny Todd
      Shooter
      Black Snake Moan
      Pan's Labyrinth
      The Number 23

      And Shoot 'em Up if your don't need a plot.

      Granted, they don't have any classics, but if it's a classic movie then why would you want a $5 limited rental when you could easily find it at wal-mart or a used DVD store for $5-12 and keep it forever?

      I think the point is to make newish, relatively successful movies available to people to watch at home when they wouldn't really want to buy it. A new copy of any of those movies is probably at least $7.50 or as much as $20 at [store].

      The cheapest movie theater in my area is $5 a ticket for a matinee. The regular theater chains are $7.50 or so for a matinee and $9-10 for a regular showing. So if two people watch a flexplay DVD at home with some microwaved popcorn at 7 PM they've potentially saved as much as $15 (maybe more) to see a movie that otherwise might not have been worth it.

      Then again, as some people noted, redbox is $1/night, so there are even cheaper ways. YMMV.

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    142. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is that the movies were *better* than the televisions at the time. This is no longer the case.

      With a 1080p screen and appropriate media, you can get a better image than the theaters are capable of providing. (well, the film theaters.) AND the film theaters are inconstent at even providing the maximum quality image they're capable of.

      AND the theaters (even digital ones) seem to love to install very low fidelity sound systems (but loud.. can't spare loud). Much lower quality all things considered, than even the wal*mart home-theater-in-a-box dealies.

      AND theater seats have the highest concentration of fecal coliform bacteria of any surface.

      AND the gum

      AND laser pointers

      AND cell phones. (a ring or two doesn't even bother me. People are *answering* their phones *in* the theater.)

      AND noisy people in general that aren't me (my comments are funny and apropos, of course)

      AND the price of freakin' popcorn. I realize that they make most of their money on concessions, but perhaps not charging $5.00 for a small popcorn would encourage more people to buy it.

      There will always be room for IMAX, though.

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    143. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by rrkap · · Score: 1

      There are a few reasons why I'd rather rip than download.

      The first is that the quality of the rips on the internet is usually lower than I would like. I'm one of those people who finds the occasional compression artifacts on DVDs distracting and the artifacts on the 650-700 MB files you typically get online are much worse.

      The second is that I like the extra materials that are on the DVD, especially the commentary tracks which are also not typically on downloaded videos.

      It is true that you can download .ISOs of movies to solve both of these problems but they aren't all that common and take much longer to get than the 6 minutes it takes me to get to the rental place.

      Would I pick up a $5 disposable DVD while I'm grocery shopping and rip it? Possibly, but I'd also gladly pay $1-2 more and just buy the movie. In fact I'm pretty sure that if first run DVDs were $6-7 that I wouldn't be tempted to pirate anything.

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    144. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by compro01 · · Score: 1

      If someone would open one of those premium places around here, I'd be going to the movies much more often. As it stands, I haven't gone to a movie theatre in roughly 2 years for the same reasons.

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    145. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by jcrousedotcom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it's all about the 'experience.'

      Last Friday I sat in 95+ heat and 90%+ humidity to watch the Florida State Seminoles in their first game of the College Baseball Regionals.

      Sure, it would have been much better to watch it on TV with a cold beer in my hand, but there is just something to be said of going out to the actual event and seeing it live.

      I dunno, call me crazy, but life is meant to be lived, not watched on TV.

      Just my 2cents. :)

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    146. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      his grandchildren, and even your grandchildren In that case, I hope you teach English in the US... that way, maybe you can get your students to start using commas before "and" when appropriate like the rest of the English speaking world does :D
    147. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Ha Hah, You thought "Transformers" was a good film.

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    148. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by scatters · · Score: 1

      >Well, now I am FORCED to download movies illegally

      A load of crap. How is it that you are forced to do anything with a product that is non-essential to support life. Is your family going to stave or lose their home if you don't download movies? You choose to do it, simple as that. You have other alternatives, such as buy a cheap DVD player ($50), rent the movie at Blockbuster ($2), your payback is about 3 movies, assuming that you only buy one ticket for each movie that you would have otherwise gone to see.

      Yeah, I'm just not seeing that gun pointing at your head.

      I personally hate the movie-theater experience (queues, sticky floor and seats, high levels of ambient noise, unbalanced volume levels - even in THX certified cinemas, and a camera operator that won't pause the movie when I want to go to the bathroom) which is why I have invested in a decent home theater system. I just means that I have to excercise a little patience and wait for new releases to come out on DVD or Blu-ray.

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    149. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Under fair use, you can even back up the things you own once for archival purposes. Unless there is some form of "protection" in use, effective or not.

      OTOH, last time I checked, there has been no definitive ruling regarding DMCA v. Fair Use.
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    150. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by adolf · · Score: 1

      It's a lot cheaper for 5-10 of my friends to chip in for a rental DVD than for each of us to pay for movie tickets these days.

      I'm not too good at math, so help me out: How many times does this have to happen before your home theater (including original purchase, time/money for installation and periodic setup, wear and tear, preventative maintenance, taxes, loss of use of part of your house, and popcorn) begins to pay for itself?

      Just curious. Because it seems to me that until you've reached that point, you've saved nothing.

    151. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by fugue · · Score: 1

      Some movies must be enjoyed on the big screen to get the full effect. I'm a big fan of highly visual movies too, but a few years later the movies I remember are ones such that I can't recall whether I watched them on the big screen or not. Special effects are great, but cool ideas come across just fine on a smaller screen.

      And how many movies demand a glass of wine? No, they're not all porn :)

      Besides, paying those bastards to let me watch 30 minutes of ads isn't high on my list.

      Also also, if big screens are worth $10 to you every few weeks, I should think that a one-time $200 for a cell phone jammer would be a good investment.

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    152. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by boneglorious · · Score: 1

      ...and before that was the glorious time of freedom before dictionaries, where people could spell things, including names, however they wanted to because there were no spelling rules. Ah, how I sigh for those exuberant days of yore!

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    153. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

      You might want to look into something that can play compressed RAR files, XBMC for instance is supposed to. I don't use it but apparently others do judging from posts on the forums... RAR is apparently a decent file system for things like this - something I didn't know till I researched it. Neat!

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    154. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

      In the nae of P.O.E.M.*, I confiscate your Poetic License.

      There, fixed that.

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    155. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 1

      Never underestimate the bandwidth of a car carrying a bunch of cheap DVDs.

    156. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Mick+Malkemus · · Score: 1

      Well, you probably don't live in Eastern Europe where you can't march down to the corner Blockbuster now do you? I download torrents because I have to, until such time as the movie going experience is made decent again. The nice part is, once theaters police these cell phone yack yack yackers is that most movies are in English with Russian subtitles.

    157. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      The contract was between our media corporate overlords and their lapdogs in Congress. You have no say in the matter.

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    158. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Mick+Malkemus · · Score: 1

      I LOVE the idea of a cell phone jammer. Not easy to get where I live in the Baltics. Yeah, I fully agree, paying for all those pre-movie ads really sucks. Hollywood should get a clue there too! If you pay for a movie, NO ADVERTS. Duh, Hollywood,duh!

    159. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by mikael · · Score: 1

      You mean the black sticky soot that comes out when the fire is heating up? That might be a problem, but there are smokeless fuels to solve that problem.

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    160. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by profplump · · Score: 1

      Or get a much slower system that *can't* play 1080p but can record the incoming MPEG-2 stream in real time. We're talking sub-500 MHz here, which you should be able to do on a very small power budget.

      Then get a faster system for playback, and optionally transcoding -- schedule the faster machine to turn on every night at 3 AM, check for videos to transcode, and shut down when there aren't any left.

      You could also add a little scripting to the low-power machine to have it turn on and off automatically. At the end of each recording, check when the next recording will start. If it's more than a few minutes in the future, set the machine to power-on 5 minutes before that time, then shutdown.

    161. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Mick+Malkemus · · Score: 1

      I live in Eastern Europe. I don't have the options you do.

    162. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably makes them bring popcorn from stores so they can compile their own.

    163. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by clam666 · · Score: 1

      I haven't paid for a movie in years. I found this neat little tool that get's me pretty much any movie I want for free.

      They call it a library card.

      I hadn't heard of the thing before, but there was this big building with lots of bums sleeping around it (just like Blockbuster) which had a wide variety of books, movies, and music where I'd walk in, grab a bunch of movies and such, use my card, and walk out.

      The best part was I didn't have to fill up my house with DVDs or buy bigger drives to store them on. When I was done with it I just tossed it in this big box at the building (I guess they recycle the DVDs, I don't know).

      I've told my friends about this but they just laugh and call me a nerd, but when you're technically advanced I guess there are always detractors.

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    164. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Mick+Malkemus · · Score: 1

      Thanks Andrew. Not a lot of options where I live in Eastern Europe, but thanks for the advice. I have complained, three times, without any positive results. I think that Hollywood should take an active interest in this issue, as they get paid according to how many people attend their movies.

    165. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by profplump · · Score: 1

      What letter of the law makes downloading movies I don't own illegal? I'd really appreciate a reference to the USC chapter and section.

      It's also not clear to me that I'm allowed to time-shift my rented DVD, due to the nature of the rental agreement. The original time-shifting arguments with a VCR had to do with broadcast TV, which is by its nature time-dependent, and cannot be subject to standard rental terms. But DVDs have the same content over time, and my rental entitles me to use for a specific period, just like renting an apartment entitles use for a specific period.

      Now, if you've got a clever lawyer there may be some room for a legal challenge on the same sort of time-shifting grounds, but to the best of my knowledge no such challenge has ever been heard in court. Until and unless it is I wouldn't go around telling people that it's safe to "time-shift" their DVD rentals.

    166. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Mick+Malkemus · · Score: 1

      LOL. I don't live in the US. I understand your reasoning though: 1 out of every 100 Americans are in prison. Prison is a growth industry in America. Capitalism can really suck.

    167. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Mick+Malkemus · · Score: 1

      Cool Bert, you've got it made, I must say. Congrats!

    168. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Mick+Malkemus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Loser.

    169. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by dogdick · · Score: 3, Funny

      You insensitive clod, some of us enjoy spending 12 bucks to see a movie while listening to babies cry, having the back of your seat kicked for a few hours, and be cramped in with a bunch of assholes.

      Anyone ever notice how a movie going experience is a lot like a plane ride?

    170. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by evilviper · · Score: 1

      DVDs are encrypted (badly, but still) thus, when you copy them, you are circumventing copy protection, which is a patent violation of the DMCA.

      The DMCA explicitly allows decryption technology for things like "interoperability"... Since you can't play DVDs on eg. Linux/BSD any other way, it should be okay. The legality of libdvdcss has never been challenged.
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    171. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Mick+Malkemus · · Score: 1

      Hulu.com Many thanks Ramze, the best response I've had yet. You sound like a really decent human being. I'll check that website today! I live outside the US, so my movie rental options are extremely limited, even though I do have a big screen HDTV with really nice sound, it doesn't help much here. Since I'm a movie addict, I have had to download movies. I much prefer the option you offered. Thanks again. Thanks again.

    172. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      You have no idea how encryption works, do you?

      Here's a short version. Encryption means that the protected content can only be accessed by someone in possession of the decryption key. Thus, person A can send data to person B, and person C cannot access the message, because only A and B know the decryption key.

      DRM is what we call it when Person A sends both the data AND the decryption key to Person B, and then hopes that Person B won't be able to access the data -- even though Person A just sent him the key.

      In other words, DRM only resembles encryption in the minds of those who have no idea how encryption works -- namely, you and the RIAA/MPAA.

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    173. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      You can afford a computer and internet connection but you can't afford a DVD? If that's the case, THEN GO WITHOUT.

    174. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes.... and people had to read written works 5x slower because they had to take the time to figure out what each word was supposed to be.
      There's a reason we have a consensus on how words are spelled. Sorry you can't seem to understand.

    175. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yup the GP lives in a fantasy world where everyone has 2500Sq ft homes or larger and have >$8000.00US to spend on frivolity.

      The number of people that have to live in 790 sqft out number those like the GP 100 to 1.

      Thus, movie theaters will continue to exist. Hell the drive in theater near me is still doing good business.

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    176. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Copying doesn't involve decrypting it. Playing the media does.

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    177. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have many customer's that demand the TV above the fireplace.(typically the wife forces this) and we replace the Set on average 13-14 months later. Most right after they have a long burn time with family over and notice the plastic is all melted and warped and or the set does not turn on anymore.

      they fail fast because the current trend is to not have a mantle so now you have the heat rolling directly to the set.

      It's the price you have to pay for being rich and trendy.

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    178. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for the GP, but I don't think that's how most people with home theaters are running the numbers, consciously or not.

      I think most people decide, first of all, that they want a home theater. That is to say, they want that facility in their house.

      Similarly, most people who are designing houses and have nice, big kitchens built, aren't building them because a cost/benefit analysis tells them that by having this big kitchen, they can make creme brulee, and therefore not go out to restaurants and save money over the course of 30 years. That's just not how most people make the decision. They decide, first, that they want a big kitchen, practically for its own sake.

      Once that decision is made, whether it's a kitchen or a home-theater, the cost of the room and the equipment is basically sunk. It's there, you own it.

      So from that point on, people start thinking about the "cost savings" of staying in versus going out to the movies. They're doing it with the cost of the room in their house already rationalized; it doesn't really enter into the equation.

      I'm not really making a value judgment on this way of thinking one way or another, but I think it's common and applies as easily for big "professional" kitchens (or hot tubs, or a lot of other luxury addons in the home) as it does to home theaters. People make the decision that they want the capability, and pay for that capability, separately from paying for each 'use'.

      I suspect, although I admittedly don't have much evidence aside from anecdotes, that a lot of home theaters and big kitchens were paid for using home-equity loans, furthering the process of separating the sunk-cost 'facilities' expense with the marginal 'watching a movie' expense. They don't come out of the same buckets of money: the facilities came from home equity, while movie-watching comes from real disposable income.

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    179. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Khaed · · Score: 1

      AND ticket prices are way too high for one viewing of a movie.

    180. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      yes, and that nice little encryption of yours keeps the RIAA/MPAA off those p2p networks does it? maybe they can't inspect the data packets that are being sent out, but they can still figure out who is sending out those packets and what songs/movies they are hosting by dl'ing it themselves. then they can get the IP and go to the ISP for the LOGs of who was associated with that IP.

      I know very well how encryption works. it isn't this magic bullet that will kill the big bad RIAA/MPAA monster and keep it from coming after you when it gets hungry for more cash.

    181. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Blkdeath · · Score: 1

      Big-screen TVs and X.1 surround sound systems are becoming the norm in houses.
      You have a very narrow view of "the norm".

      I'd like to re-iterate the parent's point where they said "becoming" the norm. It's at a point now where a large screen (relatively speaking) and a surround sound system are about what people are expecting to pay, or in some cases only a few dollars more than just the basic necessities. Given the choice between a $149 DVD player or a Theatre In A Box surround setup that includes a DVD player for $199 - which would you choose?

      Granted it is a slow, gradual process, but much like fuel injection in cars replaced carburetors, slowly big screens and surround sound are replacing 4:3 tubes and vanilla DVD player setups.

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    182. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Khaed · · Score: 1

      I also hate that lots of downloaded files are chopped into rar files...

      I almost never download anything if it shows up as being in a rar file, for one reason: A bunch of dicks have decided to rar something up and inside the first rar set, they have another rar that is passworded and a text file with a web address to get the password. I simply refuse to go to some site that wants to show me ads to give me a password for a rar I spent a long time downloading.

      I don't know how easy it is to crack a .rar password, so I simply refuse to waste my bandwidth unless there's no other option or I've heard from someone that there isn't a PW (or they have the PW already).

    183. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I also hear some people also have entire rooms in their house dedicated to the preparation of food - and even a separate room where they eat it, complete with sets of chairs situated around a table. Surely the end of the restaurant as we know it. ...and people (gasp) have little boxes with copied recipes for preparing food the same way the restaurants do!

      Interesting idea though... could you imagine if someone sold recipe books where each recipe disintegrated 2 days after it was first used?
    184. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by greed · · Score: 1

      Well, if you still make a bit-for-bit COPY of the bits that you CAN copy, all you've left out is the media keys for _decryption_. So, you've made a simple copy of 99.999% of the data on the disk.

      The trick is, playing it back you have to actually break the encryption now. You can't use your player key plus the media key to decrypt.

      Really, CSS is all about playback control.

    185. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      The mind boggles. You'd spend $thousands (if not $tensofthousands from the sound of it) to have the setup you want for watching content, but actually paying for content (without which your fancy setup is a waste) is a serious financial concern?

      That was my first thought too, but then I remembered: there are reasons someone might buy that stuff anyway, regardless of theater ticket costs.

      Maybe he's going to spend thousands on that equipment anyway, so he can watch old movies which aren't shown in theaters, television, be able to pause whenever he wants, etc. Then, once you already have all that equipment, after that, it does perhaps make sense to think, "Why go to a theater when I can rent a DVD and watch it at home for less money?"

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    186. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by ShurikenBlade · · Score: 1

      You are not figuring in the one ingredient that fuels the movie houses; impatient humans. Even if the average home had a 100 inch HD screen, with 7.1 surround sound, reclining seats, and a fully stocked snack bar all set in a room that looks just like the local Cinemark that would only cause minimum damage to movie theaters because so many people want to see a movie, that they've spent 6 months watching trailers of, right NOW! They don't want to wait 4+ months for the DVD to come out. True, there are pirated versions you can download on opening weekend, but they are usually shot on someone's camcorder that was snuck into the theater so the quality usually stinks.

      Going to the movies is also a social thing, and a way to get out of the house. Think about the teen crowd that is using the movie houses for dates. I can't imagine being a teen and taking a girlfriend into the family theater, knowing that any moment mom, dad, or an annoying sibling could come in and ruin a perfectly dark and cozy atmosphere.

      Now, social aspects aside, I can see movie theaters being in trouble if Hollywood starts releasing first run movies for streaming downloads on opening night of the same movies in theaters. But with the fight that Hollywood is putting up against pirating, I don't see that as something likely to happen anytime soon.

    187. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by mopower70 · · Score: 1

      If this is in America then there's a second fatal flaw: that his students even speak English to begin with.

    188. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by SBrach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      70" flat screen TV - $10,000
      7.1 Surround sound system - $5,000
      Theater style seating - $10,000

      Making 5-10 of your closest friends chip in on a four dollar dvd rental....Priceless!

    189. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Despite paying for it, and everyone other than the "MAFIAA" treating it like it was a "sale",

      Don't forget that they also advertise it as a sale. "Own it now on DVD" are their words; I didn't put it in their mouths.

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    190. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Blkdeath · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not too good at math, so help me out: How many times does this have to happen before your home theater (including original purchase, time/money for installation and periodic setup, wear and tear, preventative maintenance, taxes, loss of use of part of your house, and popcorn) begins to pay for itself?

      I know this is the popular rhetoric around these parts but I still don't comprehend it. Here we have a self proclaimed geek forum; a hangout for people who routinely spend weeks' and months' pay cheques on new computer and other electronic equipment but who can't see the beauty of a home theatre setup?

      A few points to clarify why I wanted a home theatre for myself;

      • The only people in the room are there by my choice. Cell phone etiquette, crying babies, talking during the movies is all under my control.
      • There are no sticky floors, stained seats, spilled snacks, or in the extreme case fecal coliform bacteria to worry about.
      • I can pause, rewind, stop/resume the movie at any time for any reason.
      • I control the volume, effects and lighting.
      • I can have as few or as many friends, relatives or acquaintances over to enjoy the viewing as I please and the cost is not adversely affected.
      • When these people come over, it's common practise (tradition) to bring something along. Be it a case of beer, bottle of alcohol, light snacks or even a full dish of food for a proper meal.
      • Related to the above; we can choose what to eat and drink and when to do so. If we want to eat a proper sit-down meal before or after the movie it's at our leisure. If we then want to snack and drink alcohol or even tapwater during the performance all the better - it's our choice, it's quality food of our choosing and it doesn't come at an egregious cost.
      • With gas prices on the rise and continuing to do so it's not economically reasonable to drive a group, usually in multiple vehicles, to a restaurant, then to the theatre, then out for after-show entertainment then home again.
      • Furthermore, if we do consume too much alcohol during the evening we don't have to shell out and wait for a ride home. There are always sofas, pull out couches and spare bedrooms in which people can sleep it off.
      • When I'm not entertaining or watching movies, I can use my rig to better enjoy plain 'ol television. Say what you will about it, but there are a few shows I enjoy (I won't get into a qualitative discourse), there's also news and weather. In short, everything looks and sounds better on my rig.
      • I have a gaming system connected to my home theatre which brings the games to life and really enriches the experience.
      • When I'm not watching broadcast entertainment or playing games I have my computer connected to my system. Audio traverses to my dolby receiver digitally and my desktop measures 60" diagonally. You have no idea how nice it is to sit on a reclining sofa with a wireless keyboard and mouse and do ... whatever. Banking, bill payments, web surfing, e-mail, etc.
      • As a plus to the above, any movies / television shows that I've missed and subsequently downloaded can be played directly to my theatre system.

      There are definitely some cost savings benefits to the home theatre, but that's not the only benefit.

      As to the costs associated; I choose what to buy (component wise) and when to buy it. Usually I'll find a piece or set of equipment I want then wait for a sale. I also make what I believe to be rational purchases; for example, I want a PlayStation 3 which will double as a high definition Blu Ray player, it'll play regular DVDs as well as take over as the home network media centre.

      If done correctly you don't have to pay an arm and a leg to get a very good theatre setup and with 0% finance options at the big box stores you can leave your money in the bank earning interest while you pay small instalments. When you factor the cost of an evening's entertainment even for as few as t

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    191. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Why is this hollywoods problem? Seems to me you should be bitch'n to the theater owners than hollywood. If someone is using a cellphone during the movie complain to the manager. Find you a good movie with a no tolerance policy on cell phones and start going there.

      As for jamming cell phones, that is illegal. If a theater intentionally jammed a cellphone they could be libel. What happens if that cell phone that is jammed just happens to be the one of the heart surgeon, the only one that can save your own ass? Just because a doctor isn't on call doesn't mean he isn't on call.

      Cell phones are hear to stay. If you don't like them please feel free to crawl back into your cave.

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    192. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by The+Taco+Prophet · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Absolutely... it's the experience that drives me to or from the theater.

      When I go into the theater, my shoes stick to the floor, my seat is almost invariably worn out to the point of discomfort (and I have to try not to think about what filth might be in the cushions), and then I get to try to watch the movie while people run their mouths, talk on their cell phones, and shine laser pointers at the screens.

      Thanks... but no thanks. My home set up isn't anything nearly like a home theater, and falls well short of the ideal theatergoing experience... but the ideal theatergoing experience is a myth as far as I can tell. I can actually enjoy the movie at home, and for bonus points, it's far, far cheaper. It was frustrating as hell waiting for the movies I wanted to see at first, but now that I'm months behind the curve, it's not so bad.

    193. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by WithLove · · Score: 1

      I hope "around here" isn't in the US, because I'm pretty sure theaters are not legally able to block cell phones in theaters. One of my professors wanted to block them in his classroom, and got in quite a bit of trouble when they found a jammer in the ceiling.

    194. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 1

      Keeping your plasma protected from orbital mind control lasers is a perk!

    195. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      Touche'. I concede the point.

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    196. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are going to pirate a movie, don't tip-toe around it. Just download the thing from the Internet.


      And miss the joy of sticking it to the man?

      And the joy of making him 5$ richer? Umm, wait. Gotta think about it a bit more. Brb, torrenting. and um the joy of giving him the $5 so he can make more movies for you to pirate?

    197. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Ben174 · · Score: 1
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    198. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard that lame excuse before, of heart surgeon, etc. Heart surgeons have pagers. Also, before cell phones, everyone did just fine finding out about their emergencies once they got home on their land line home phone. Just fine.

      Cell phones are great, in their proper place. Clearly persons like yourself have no sense of etiquette. I promise to get a cell jammer just for people like yourself. I can't wait. To see the silly look on your face as you try to text someone from the theater! LOL.

      Hollywood sends the film direct via digital download to the theater. Hollywood makes money in proportion to how many people pay at the box office, not just DVD sales. So it is their problem. Understand now?

    199. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      There's nothing illegal about fixing defective products yourself. If someone can prevent it from self destructing, that's great. Maybe consider this as recycling, a way to use a product more than once.

      That said, this still sounds too expensive. $5 for one viewing? I can get pay per view for $4 and watch it over and over. I can get it for less by renting. I can get used DVDs for that price. Why pay more for something designed to be defective?

    200. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Personally I hate living in big ass houses with lots of rooms. I'm happiest with two rooms and about 700 to 800 feet. One big ass room for all my shit to do in and maybe a small one for the bath room. And that is so I can close the door after taking a dump so the rest of the place doesn't smell like shit.

      The only reason I have a big house, 1500 square feet, is because I have kids. Once they move out my ass is an apartment dweller again. Or cave, what ever is left.

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    201. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by overkill1024 · · Score: 1

      Additionally you can control the playback at your leisure and even stop watching the movie at no expense having not paid for a ticket to a movie you haven't seen. Last I checked you can't walk out of a movie early for a partial refund. Let's even throw downloading out of the picture and say you bought the DVD and, having not liked the movie, are now selling it for some reimbursement. That and you can eat whatever you want like, say, a premade foot long sub for the price of a hot dog and a drink at a theater.

      Not to discredit 'the experience' entirely. If you're lucky enough to not have any children in the theater, R rated films included, and it's relatively clean then the full sized screen and speakers make up for the drive and expense. Also, on some people's blogs, I noticed accounts of people going to the theater with other people they refer to as "friends" which can only be good, I think.

    202. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I have a Sony 5.1 stereo system with powered sub that I bought... criminy, some ten years ago now, IIRC for probably $500 ($300 or less for something similar now.) I have a Dell projector I got used for $400, XGA-res DLP around 2100 lumens. I have an Xbox which I bought used and hacked for XBMC and an 80 gig disk, I'm probably $150 into that project. I did it incrementally, and I find that this is a pretty adequate imitation of a home theater. It doesn't have everything the movie theater has, but that includes the high prices and and annoying assholes who won't STFU until I say something. Having to tell some asshat to shut his piehole diminishes my enjoyment of the movie, even if it is fun on a certain level.

      By using Netflix and just not caring if I see a movie until it hits video, we save a gigantic amount of money as compared to if we went to the theater that many times.

      And, I might add, popcorn is practically free. And the air popper was a buck at a thrift store.

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    203. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      You know something? It's not a lame excuse, it's truth. More doctors carry phones than pagers and if you're going to block the phones you will probably block the pagers signals too. If one doctor answering an emergency call in the middle of a movie saves one life then it was worth it. If that honks you off, feel free to go fuck yourself.

      And for the record when I go into a theater, restaurant, or even the fucking can my cell goes on vibrate.

      As for your previous lame comment about hollywood being responsible for cell phones in movie theaters. That is like saying microsoft is responsible if someone kicks down your door and pisses on your PC. Just plain stupid.

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    204. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by FredFredrickson · · Score: 2, Funny

      I dunno, call me crazy, but life is meant to be lived, not watched on TV. Just my 2cents. :) NO NO NO NO!! This is all wrong! Nothing is right at all! *I'm NOT LISTENING* blah blah blah
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    205. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you just get a mirror cut to be the same size as the TV screen? Add some mounting brackets so you can hang it over the TV when it's not in use. Wouldn't be ideal, but it would be cheap, and nice to have around when company comes over.

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    206. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by magarity · · Score: 1

      Anyone ever notice how a movie going experience is a lot like a plane ride?
       
      Except there's no business or first class section blocked off in the cinema.

    207. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Sure it's possible but IIRC ordinary DVD-R blanks cannot contain CSS encryption and I don't think ordinary burners can burn the "authoring" blanks.

      Also most commercial DVDs are dual layer even though with fairly moderate recompression they would fit on single layer.

      The result of theese two facts is that the normal way to copy a dvd is to decrypt it first.

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    208. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, I LIKE going out with my wife, so different strokes I suppose... Yeah, that and the extra thrill of having sex on the theater. What's the fun of getting a blowjob in a home theater?
    209. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      AMC Theaters has this policy called "Silence is Golden". If you talk during the movie, use your cellphone, etc. they toss your ass out with no refund. I've seen it in action, and it's fantastic.

    210. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by lupis42 · · Score: 1

      Ah, the glorious projector strikes again. My screen is over the fireplace, but it disappears into the ceiling when not in use, and costs far less than the image source, which is safely across the room. Plus, the screen is less sensitive to things like heat, lighter (weight, not lumens), and more than six feet in the diagonal.

    211. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by BVis · · Score: 1

      I know. The place is a license to print money, basically. They even have a full bar/restaurant as part of the theater. And you can bring your GLASS of BEER into the theater with you, just like they talk about in Pulp Fiction.

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    212. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.solarfilmco.com/mirror-window-film.html

      Might try something like that for your mirror effect. I doubt they make any that do that by default since one-way mirroring diffuses the light so much.

    213. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by PitaBred · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Until the Democrats take office and then bail all of them out. Haven't you watched the campaign promises?

    214. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you come up with this Bullshit? You prefer to see movies on the big screen to the extent that you don't watch DVDs at all. Fine. There are rude cell phone users at theaters so you don't like to go there anymore. Also fine (actually, I haven't had many cell phone users bugging me. What annoys me are the excessively loud cell phone commercials they play before movies nowadays.). How do you get the next step? If you are downloading and watching illegal movies, obviously your dislike of movies on the small screen is not so intense that you can't enjoy watching DVDs. Admit it, you chose to not buy/rent DVDs and download them illegally instead because you're a CHEAP BASTARD. That's fine with me, I won't think badly of you for doing it, but don't try to justify it like the studios haven't given you a choice. Get your damn whining.

    215. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by justthinkit · · Score: 1

      I agree, with one exception. Billy Bob cracks me up and I've watched it several times already.

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    216. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're still not forced to do anything illegal. You have the option of buying DVDs, watching whatever the TV networks feel like showing, or going without.

      If you want the theaters to do something about the cell phones, you're going to have to talk to them yourself, Hollywood isn't going to do anything about it (They don't care enough about whichever unnamed Eastern European country you live in)

    217. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by maestroX · · Score: 1

      Big-screen TVs and X.1 surround sound systems are becoming the norm in houses.

      You have a very narrow view of "the norm".
      Right, who mods this post INSIGHTFUL?
    218. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by BVis · · Score: 1

      Then you've spotted the movie-going equivalent of a unicorn, because I will bet a steak dinner that that was pretty much the ONLY time that that has happened. We have AMC theaters here too, and I've *never* seen anyone tossed, much less even spoken to.

      It makes sense when you think about it. They've already got your money, why should they give a damn about anything else.

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    219. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by adolf · · Score: 1

      Thank you for taking the time to delineate those fine points. I agree with nearly all of them.

      In fact, a little over a week ago, I bought a lovely 550-series 52" Samsung LCD. The PS3 looks fantastic on it now that the monoprice HDMI cables have shown up. It's connected to a not-shabby audio system comprised of some fun and/or vintage stuff from Rotel, Ashly, and Heil, and a unique subwoofer of my own design that I really should get around to seeing about patenting some day.

      My point was strictly about money. The assertion that it is cheaper to for friends to watch rented movies in a personal home theater than it is for those friends to go out to a movie is one that I just don't follow -- personally, I've got a fair bit of cash wrapped around some of the items in my living room (ala "home theater" in 2008-speak).

      I never expect this stuff to pay for itself. They're TOYS, dammit, not investments.

    220. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      You make a good point. But even though they have my money, I can still get it back. I've walked out mid-movie when the theater wouldn't deal with unruly people, and when they wouldn't refund my money, I did a chargeback on my credit card and American Express got my money back for me.

    221. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But does the jet have a stripper pole?

    222. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed what is quite possibly the biggest cost savings of a home theater...the cost of time. My time gets billed out at $200-$300/hr, and I've realized that it makes sense to value my non-work time accordingly. I don't download from P2P networks if I can get the same thing from iTunes, NetFlix or on DVD because it simply takes longer.

      In that regard, going out to the theater adds a minimum of 1 hr to the movie watching experience (15 min there and back, 5 minutes to find parking and get tickets, 15 minutes between sitting down and when the theater goes dark and then 10 minutes of previews which admittedly are somewhat entertaining and less of a waste of time). If you consider that hour of time based on the value of your time, the home theater pays for itself very quickly.

      In my case, however, it paid for itself instantaneously since I use my roommate's (a professional home theater installer) setup...108" screen, $10k 1080p projector, BluRay, PS3, XB360 and full 7.1 sound. Through his connections, the whole setup ran him about $1k. All I end up paying is the NetFlix subscription (for both of us...he provided the setup, so it seems only fair).

      But having experienced what a good home theater setup can provide, I'm sure that when I no longer have access to my roommate's setup, I'll be buying one of my own, albeit a bit less top-of-the-line.

    223. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Blkdeath · · Score: 1

      My point was strictly about money. The assertion that it is cheaper to for friends to watch rented movies in a personal home theater than it is for those friends to go out to a movie is one that I just don't follow -- personally, I've got a fair bit of cash wrapped around some of the items in my living room (ala "home theater" in 2008-speak).

      I never expect this stuff to pay for itself. They're TOYS, dammit, not investments.

      Oh, absolutely. This is why I want an embargo on posts in these threads. Someone should really put a FAQ together. :)

      The biggest problem with the entire cost argument is that on its face it's completely fallacious. Nobody buys a home theatre in order to have it pay for itself, nor does anybody not buy a home theatre simply because it won't "pay for itself".

      People buy home theatres of course because those people want home theatres. Period, full stop, ack/fin, etc. The cost factor is an added side benefit in that, as I said, I can have a dozen people over to my place and it'll still only cost $4 to rent the movie thereby reducing the cost exponentially. If I can swing it that my guests will bring enough food, drinks and snacks to go around I'm getting something back for my "investment" in that I eat and drink for free, and maybe someone even brought the movie.

      However during the 90% of the time when I'm not entertaining friends with a movie I still get to enjoy all the other benefits of a beautiful home theatre setup.

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    224. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Blkdeath · · Score: 1

      Usually an hour long episode of something from TV, like say lost, weighs in at around 350 MB, and a movie will be between 700 MB and 1.3 GB. The xbox content is around 6GB.

      I probably wouldn't use this method for something like Planet Earth, but for normal movies its usually just fine.

      You just have to download an H.264 encoded, 720p version of Planet Earth and you'd be hard pressed to find any quality problems. They'll weigh in somewhere around 2.5GB apiece.

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    225. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%, and it rather pisses me off. I used to love going to theaters with friends/family, but in the last 5-10 years it has become completely unbearable. The cellphone issue is, of course, a large part of it (as they seem to be the break down in most civil activities, like going out to dinner, and driving), but I think it is symptom or a larger issue, we're losing manners as a society.

      The last three movies I saw were the test screening for No Country for Old Men, Transformers, and the new Indie flick. Each of them was a wretched experience, even if all three movies, in themselves, were enjoyable. In the first it was full of people expecting Big Lebowski II, and perfectly willing to voice their disapointment at ever singe scene, and ask very loud questions of bits they didn't understand to the full audience. (my favorite from this was some idiot frat-boy-type screaming "hey look, its Woody Harrison!" at the top of his lungs, when Woody Harrison stepped on scene, thanks for the public service announcement) Transformers was completely infested with cellphones, and some mid-20's wanker kicking the back of my seat, and giving me dirty looks (while continueing to do so) after I asked him to stop. The Indie movie was just hell. Two people with kids, who apparently never figured out how to change diapers, were in front, after the smell passed, the kid realized someone should change his diaper, and thus wailed the whole movie (this was a 10:30pm showing), the people next to us were giving a play-by-play to their friends. While the couple behind us were discussing their day to day lives loudly, instead of, you know, watching the movie they paid for.

      These are the last three movies I will see in theaters. Obviously. Its worth giving up the big screen, and awesome sound to avoid obnoxious, unsocialized, monkeys.

      I think it will take more than making our theaters (and restaurants, please?) into giant Faraday cages. People have forgotten civility, and the existence of other people, it seems. Until we find a way to make people respect anyone outside of themselves, we'll have problems.

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    226. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I agree with large venues, but completely disagree when it comes to the smaller ones. I'll travel 50 miles to next big city to see a band I like in a small (2-300 or less) venue. In my town there is an awesome bar/venue that gets some of the small acts, I go there religiously. There is nothing quite like standing 5' from the stage, with a bar-priced cold beer, listening to music. And you get the privilege of buy a round for the band, and chatting with them between sets. Also it is much more energetic, a small venue is easier to control the atmosphere, than a large one.

      One of the things you miss with CDs and MP3s is the improvisation too. I like it when bands take a 3.5 minute song I know, and turn it into a 10 minute jam.

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    227. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by DarthJohn · · Score: 1

      How they intend to sell the overpriced product in Staples is a mystery to me. They don't compete with the $5 bin at Wal*Mart. If they include the more recent/popular titles, they would compete with the $20 discs on the shelf.
      If they only include the older/less popular titles, they wouldn't be able to compete with the $5 bin.

      If from your experience they have only included those older/less popular titles, that might explain why few have seen them in the last five years.
    228. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      I'm one of those old fashioned guys who would rather have a 700 sq. ft. house and a 1,500 sq. ft. garage. :-)

    229. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's so un-american to charge nothing for nothing.

      not if you do it repeatedly.

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    230. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Are you just justifying you yakking on a cell-phone wherever you are, other people's enjoyment be damned?

      I figure that as long as you post a sing saying you have a cell jammer, or that your establishment is a Faraday cage, then your golden. If said doctor comes in, reads the sign, and someone dies, its completely the doctors fault.

      There is a flaw in your reasoning though. I've living in a couple buildings with either spotty, or no cell phone coverage at all. Is it the building owners fault if a doctor is visiting me, and can't get a call? Is it the cell companies, since they have inadequate coverage?

      It is, in part, Hollywood's responsibility, since they have the ability to leverage theater companies, and make a large profit from theater showings. Not 100% their responsibility, but they do have a stake in it. They, also, are the ones bitching that people don't go to movies due to piracy. When people don't go to movies because it isn't enjoyable thanks to cell-phones and general idiots, and thus may or may not resort to piracy.

      I'm very happy you are part of the 10% of society with cellphone etiquette, your post, though, still makes you sound like an ass. Calm down and sound more like your username.

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    231. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by imahawki · · Score: 1

      The GP probably just lives in the midwest like me. Its people paying $500k for a 790sq/ft home who are living in a fantasy IMO.

    232. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "if for no other reason than the space constraints - most people don't live in houses big enough to dedicate a whole room just to watching movies (to say nothing of those living in apartments)."

      your grandparents (or great grandparents, don't know how young you are) probably lived and raised a family of 10 in a one room shack. i remember back in 96, when a large apartment complex company built about 10 new apartment structures, brand new, and the zoning laws had changed so much they had to put in 10% fewer units per building, to accommodate new zoning laws.

      they fought tooth and nail, and lost, the result the apartments were in the $800 range. but they were bigger than apartments built only 10 years earlier, and this in a small metro are where including 7 cities the population was still under 1 million.

      Houses are getting bigger, last year i learned a new phrase. "McMansion" for overbuilding a very large house on a normal sized lot, and having very little green space.

      for this phrase to have gotten onto TV, specifically on the stock and news channel, it has to have been happening for a while, and there have to have been a lot of these houses built.

      keep in mind America has tons of space. we have 300 million living in a nation that has 9,826,630 SQ KM, compare that to japans are of only 377,835 SQ KM. we have 26 times as much land, and japan has almost 130 million people, so we only have 230% more people and 2600% more land. Everyone in america could live in a house 10 times bigger than the size house each person in japan could have.

      now for size...
      wiki tatami
      "In Japan, the size of a room is typically measured by the number of tatami mats (-ç -jÅ). The traditional dimensions of the mats were fixed at 90 cm by 180 cm (1.62 square meters) by 5 cm"

      http://www.all-about-teaching-english-in-japan.com/tatamimats.html
      "If you've been looking around the web and have noticed that many Japanese apartments have tatami mats in them and are wondering what they are, how big they are and how big your 20 tatami apartment really is read on.."

      so an apartment in japan is 20 tatami mats? 32.4 square meters... so 10 times that is 324 square meters which is 3,487.50698 square feet the size of, a 2 floor 20' by 80' home. Every renter could have 40' by 80' if we dedicated as much area to housing for individuals as we have free space available per capita.

    233. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by husker_man · · Score: 1

      In the nae of P.O.E.M.*, I confiscate your Poetic License. There, fixed that. *Professional Organization of English Majors. (Keillor)
      Come on, you're supposed to be done with the lawn by now! Get back to work!
    234. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "but there are smokeless fuels"

      how many houses have you seen that have a real wood fireplace? all the ones I see are gas fireplaces and as such have no particulate problems, and are usually sealed completely to avoid CO problems even if natural gas wasn't so clean burning.

      And i live in the back woods of wisconsin, it's cheaper right now to burn wood of any type than to use any other fuel source, natural gas included (though by next winter the price of wood will be higher, than Some Fuels)

      seriously i have been in 2 houses in the past 7 years that was capable of burning wood, 1 was my parents and was built in the 1960s the other had a pellet stove, in an old house, with an even older man who got it because his house was previously burning propane, and his fixed income couldn't support the 'modern' price of propane, so he got a pellet burner which was in his price range.

    235. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "they fail fast because the current trend is to not have a mantle so now you have the heat rolling directly to the set."

      Aren't mantles required by zoning laws? if TV sets are getting hot enough to melt, the wall material itself has to be completely fireproof, by any zoning law i know of..

      mounting the TV so low that it overlaps the fire barrier is foolish, even if there is no true 'mantle' drywall is combustible and as such cannot be used anywhere hot enough to burn, thus not hot enough to melt plastic.

    236. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "Yup the GP lives in a fantasy world where everyone has 2500Sq ft homes or larger and have >$8000.00US to spend on frivolity."

      You mean, 'the burbs' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096734/

      suburban America is real, and the McMansion trend proves there is a market. Also people in the burbs often have very little awareness about poverty, or people living in the 'real' world. Beside, mathematically speaking every American could have 3,500 SQ Ft if we used the same percentage of land for residences as japan does. (see my other post for the math on this)

      oh and hey, my sister who has 8 kids has a 50" plasma, thanks to George W for his 'tax breaks' for large families, she Should have put every penny of that return against her outstanding debt, but that would be un-American. and the thing is, when she declares bankruptcy in a few years from now because she doesn't understand she needs to not buy fancy crap supporting such a large family, they won't even take her fancy plasma TV away, she has few enough assets to declare it as exempt.

    237. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by h3 · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting use of the word "forced".

    238. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      yeah. actually, I was thinking something more disguised as a mantel top mirror. My wife (I know, I know, shock horror, on slashdot!) likes big heavy gilt framed mirrors over the fireplace. If it could be a tv in disguise, perfect.

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    239. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      hmmm... I'm thinking more along the lines of some kind of lcd tech that is reflective or not depending on the charge applied... but yeah, that might work.

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    240. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, does your mom work there?

    241. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Mr. disposable DVD inventor,you just won my Asshat of the month award!"

      Asshat.. hmm i wonder how many of those end up in landfills? Not very practical i suppose.

    242. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by ask21900 · · Score: 0

      I know of a few theaters that already block reception... I'm not sure what technique they use to do it, but in many theaters (in CA anyway) using a cell can't be done. I'm sure this will become the norm... One remodel at a time.

    243. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by uniquegeek · · Score: 1

      Options I've see are to have a raising/lowering system, or have it on a dual sliding track that shifts left/right.

    244. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      Except that large amounts of people live in apartment buildings where space is at a premium and loud noises are against the tenant rules.

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    245. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      I have lived a few places with $25+ theaters... Their only perk? Only people willing to pay $25+ for a ticket are in the theater with you, which significantly cuts down on asshattery.

    246. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by billcopc · · Score: 1

      That's funny, because I usually bug the theater attendant to silence and/or expel the imbeciles. When they decline or simply fail to do so (pansies!), I just walk up and yank the guy's phone out of his/her hand.

      Given my size and the fact that I generally look, um, vicious, people tend to ask nicely for their phone. Sometimes they get cocky but it doesn't last, and actually once I had to throw my hand at the guy.

      I suggest you do the same. You'll get nothing but cheer and accolades from the other filmgoers.

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    247. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      a projector on the ceiling can turn a blank wall above the fireplace into a screen, and it won't get destroyed by actually using the fireplace.

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    248. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Multiple TVs ? Actually I have only one TV here, mostly used by the wife. My PC's display is just as large (27") and has better image fidelity. If only I could find a comfy seat that could double as a desk chair, I'd be quite content.

      The thing that bothers me most about home theatre is the sound. My screen's big enough, considering I'm only 2-3 feet away, but I tend to use headphones... really good phones, but with films being mastered for 5.1, they become very dull and disembodied when downmixed to headphone stereo. Cross feed doesn't help much, and those gimmicky "Virtual Dolby" convolvers are very hit-or-miss.

      That's not to say I don't miss my old basement projector (back when I had a basement), but tech today has made the theater experience a far more elective process than it was 10-15 years ago. Many people only go out for the "big screen movies", and we're even seeing films like Cloverfield where a significant part of the experience is lost in the home video transfer.

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    249. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      That section of the law only applies to computer software, not audiovisual works.

      So the bits on a dvd aren't instructions interpreted by a dvd player to produce an effect? Software I buy doesn't have sound and images embedded? You either need to precisely define "software" and "audovisual works" or you need to devise some pretty twisted logic to make a sound argument that making a backup of a movie isn't fair use. Either way, it boils down to confused rhetoric and gullible legislators.

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    250. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Buy cheaper disposable movie.
      2. Rip it to harddrive.
      /* 3. Dispose of movie. */
      3. Return waste to manufacture
      4. ???????
      5. PROFIT!

      There fixed that for you. Now the manufacturer can be responsible for the waste.

      Seriously now, shouldn't we be holding manufacturers responsible for the lifetime of their products?

    251. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Cardcaptor_RLH85 · · Score: 1

      Hmm...my house in a mid-sized city in Michigan has a wood burning fireplace. I will admit however that this house was built in 1929 and originally had a wood burning boiler to provide the house with heat too.

    252. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by lpq · · Score: 1

      HAH!....you actually got marked insightful! People fell for it --

      like *watching* a game "in person" is somehow equivalent to actually playing the game (living life)...:-)

    253. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I have considered it. As I too am large and imposing. But I am a visitor in this country, and don't wish to be thrown out. Kudos to you my friend, we need more people like you.

    254. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by rew · · Score: 1

      Nah. I don't think so. They sell you the right to view this movie within a 48 hour period after opening of the packaging.

      They could just provide you with a regular DVD, and ask you to sign a contact that you will adhere to their rules, and throw the disk away 48 hours after opening of the packaging. In this case they have a technical solution to enforce this rule.

    255. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree with you. People are losing their way in life. Sad, but true.

    256. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by cthulhu11 · · Score: 0

      There is in fact a step three: Pay the MPAA a few grand for that movie when they sue you.

    257. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the best part of going to a movie was to make out with your girlfriend.. lol...

    258. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I go to the movies to watch a good movie AND to make out with my sexy girlfriend...

    259. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

      Problem is home cinema has caught up with proper cinema. They are only now installing dugutal projectors while we have had DVD for years. The movie theartres needs a new gimmick to get the punters in. It will probably be 3D or something. Maybe different edits or mixes to the home versions.

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    260. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Icarium · · Score: 1

      The mind boggling comes in when the OP goes so far as to split the cost of the DVD rental. That's just cheap.

      OP:"Hey buddy, wanna come over and watch (insert shiny movie here) on my neato home theater setup?"
      Buddy:"Yeah sure, should I bring the beer and you get the snacks?"
      OP:"Sounds good! Don't forget the $2 for the DVD rental"
      Buddy:"..."

      As a side note, the choice between watching a movie in theatres and watching the DVD is not really a choice between the two at all. It's a choice between watching it now and watching it later - either watch it now, in theaters (at which point it won't legally be available on DVD), or watch it later on DVD (by which time you'd need to be living in Hicksville for it to still be showing in theatres).

      Side note two: I currently pay the equivalent of $2 to watch a movie at a theatre. I pay the equivalent of $3 to rent a "New Release" DVD. The economics of the OP may differ somewhat.

    261. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Big-screen TVs and X.1 surround sound systems are becoming the norm in houses. [SNIP details]
      It may be a while before the average person has that setup,
      It may be a very long while. Work out the resource implications of aspiring to have 7 billion people housed that way ; work out how big your cities would have to become ; work out how people are going to be able to get around in those cities and then work out where the people are going to park their transport devices.

      You probably don't realise how privileged you are. Go into town and visit a friend or a colleague who lives in an apartment in a tower block. Now work out how to fit a "home theatre" in there. Building volume and land area are limited resources just as much as petrol or platinum are limited resources.

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    262. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by muhadeeb · · Score: 1

      Ignore there sales signs don't buy them. this is just another attempt to make a cheap five bucks.
      Just get out your decrypters and DVD burners and burn away. this is for personal use ONLY!

    263. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Granted, there is a lot of other content you could be watching. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
      I think we all know what content you're talking about. "Strokes" fnarr fnarr.
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    264. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If you are going to pirate a movie, don't tip-toe around it. Just download the thing from the Internet.
      Or if you're a real man, knock off an articulated lorry, break into a multiplex, steal a load of original film prints and projection equipment and viola! your own home cinema system for nothing.
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    265. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by hacker · · Score: 1

      What you seek is called the WaveBubble project. Fully documented, downloadable PCB schematics and so on.

    266. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Icarium · · Score: 1

      Nonono, the strokes are the same regardless of which *folks* I'm watching.

      Off topic, if I'm ever in need of someone to play a Discworldian night watchman, I now know who to call.

    267. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Most "fireplaces" are not real fireplaces but the low cost gas "looks like a fireplace" wall inserts. incredibly few homes (I have seen 2 in the last 300 homes we have done, and those people are disgustingly rich) have real fireplaces made with bricks and mortar and have a real flue.

      therefore they skirt many laws by being an "appliance" and not a fireplace. if you run one of these gas things for 4 hours there is enough heat to start warping the case to the sets, some like the crappy vizio from sams/costco outright melt.

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    268. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Translation. You want 700 to put your bed, microwave, and toilet in. The other 1500 sq. ft. is for your mad scientist laboratory. Am I close?

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    269. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Blkdeath · · Score: 1

      Except that large amounts of people live in apartment buildings where space is at a premium and loud noises are against the tenant rules.

      Home Theatre doesn't necessarily mean loud. I live in a high rise condo and I have quite a powerful home theatre system. The solutions are actually pretty easy.

      1. Don't attach the speakers to the walls. Or if you must, include some kind of insulating material (polyurethane foam or likewise).
      2. Raise your floor-standing speakers with some kind of bass limiter. My towers have spike feet that accomplish this very well.
      3. Raise your sub-woofer. There are products out there like this that are really good for this task.
      4. Program your receiver to limit the extremes of the highs and lows. Most call this "night mode", or "Dynamic Range Limiting" or similar. This is a fantastic setting for any movie that has quiet dialogue mixed with high impact special effects you don't get the negative effects of that loud crash or explosion, etc.
      5. Last but certainly not least; don't exercise the full power of your system especially at off hours. A proper theatre installation should fill the room with sound and immerse you and your guests in the experience. It shouldn't make the windows rattle.
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    270. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Houses are getting bigger, last year i learned a new phrase. "McMansion" for overbuilding a very large house on a normal sized lot, and having very little green space.

      The term "McMansion" has been around for years and, yes, there have been a lot of the hideous things built.

      However, even in the average McMansion, there typically isn't a room suitable for dedicating to a (near-cinema-equivalent) home theatre. The space tends to be wasted on additional "living areas" and things like massive kitchens, bedrooms and bathrooms.

      keep in mind America has tons of space. we have 300 million living in a nation that has 9,826,630 SQ KM, compare that to japans are of only 377,835 SQ KM. we have 26 times as much land, and japan has almost 130 million people, so we only have 230% more people and 2600% more land. Everyone in america could live in a house 10 times bigger than the size house each person in japan could have.

      It's not about raw space, it's about usable space. People need to live reasonably close to work. Most people work in cities. Therefore, most people need to live within (broadly speaking) "city limits".

      If you're going to try and argue the majority of domiciles within "city limits" are large enough to dedicate an entire ~5m x ~5m room just to a home theatre, then I'd have to say you're living in a very atypical area.

      As noted, big houses need space. This requires living further away from the centre of the city and - statistically - further away from work. This means getting to work costs more.

      Additionally, there is the issue of rising energy costs. Big houses - especially big houses built on the cheap (ie: McMansions) - tend to have relatively high heating and/or cooling energy requirements because they're poorly designed.

      The point I'm trying to make here, is that home theatres require big houses. Big houses, for most people, are not economically feasible - and the upcoming mortgage crises and (relatively) skyrocketing energy costs across large chunks of the western world is really going to drive this fact home.

    271. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "Big houses - especially big houses built on the cheap (ie: McMansions) - tend to have relatively high heating and/or cooling energy requirements"

      i don't know about where you live, but 6" walls and double pane windows are part of code where i live, you can't build a house or apartment if it doesn't have 6" walls that are inspected and insulated. even the cheapest insulation (recycled news paper) makes a huge difference with 6" instead of 4"

      i know the south is atrocious when it comes to building codes, even though a well insulated house costs less to cool, but just for instance my parents own a twin home built in the 2000's (rental property) and a home built in the 60's the one built in the 60's has utility bills 3x higher than the one built in the 2000's

    272. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      Castles on a hill at the end of a long treacherous road are too expensive and hard to find anymore.

    273. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Meski · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind if they jammed mobiles inside theatres. Sometimes I forget to turn the damned ringer to vibrate, my bad, but I don't pick up the call, I just press divert to msg. Then set it to vibrate.

      Hmm. wonder if a hacked phone could act as a jammer.

    274. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Meski · · Score: 1

      And here I was thinking your reason was looking into a bright light (the fire) when viewing the TV.

    275. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Meski · · Score: 1

      Or a panel that looks like a window. Allows for presenting a 'normal view' most of the time, and doing exploits for unsuspecting visitors. A nuke going off, for instance. A representation of the last trump for those annoying religious callers

    276. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Meski · · Score: 1

      The Democrats are using Australian children's stories for policy now?

      The Magic Pudding
      A peculiar thing about the Puddin' was that, though they had all had a great many slices off him, there was no sign of the place whence the slices had been cut. `That's where the Magic comes in,' explained Bill. `The more you eats the more you gets.
      http://www.hrnicholls.com.au/nicholls/nichvol5/vol51ins.htm

      Americans would no doubt say TANSTAAFL

    277. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Meski · · Score: 1

      Every home had a fireplace at one time, but with the development of central heat, the fireplace has become an accessory rather than a necessity. With the development of cheap energy, you mean. How long will this last?
    278. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Meski · · Score: 1

      The GP probably just lives in the midwest like me. Its people paying $500k for a 790sq/ft home who are living in a fantasy IMO. A fantasy where you can walk to work in 5 minutes, say? Looking like a good fantasy the way petrol prices are going.
    279. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Meski · · Score: 1

      Interesting idea though... could you imagine if someone sold recipe books where each recipe disintegrated 2 days after it was first used? Ah, eBooks. I can see that coming next in their oh-so-restrictive licensing terms. First, get people used to the book that they can buy, but not sell or give away, on the premise that the book is cheaper. Then hike the price to the price of a normal book...
    280. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Meski · · Score: 1

      AND ticket prices are way too high for one viewing of a movie. Disagree there. Increase the ticket price to keep the yobbos out. I'm thinking $150 a ticket might work...
    281. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Meski · · Score: 1

      Noises that are objectionable in adjoining apartments, between certain hours - well, that's how my apartment rules work.

    282. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, anyone can forget, and I don't have an issue with it. It's the pond-scum that act as if everyone else doesn't exist while they speak on their phones that irk me. Eventually, a form of theater rage will begin. People that talk on cells in theaters will get hammered good. Anyway, it's no longer my problem, I just don't participate in the experience any longer, it is no longer pleasurable as it once was.

    283. Re:Heh, pirates ahoy! by imahawki · · Score: 1

      Well, you can afford petrol when you're not living on top of each other and your housing isn't 50% of your gross income. [shrug] different strokes.

  2. Netflix? by ZiakII · · Score: 2, Informative

    Staples will be selling these movie disks for 5 bucks a pop at the checkout counter.

    Why not just use Netflix then? Unless they are hoping for purely impulse buys, which would be better suited for buying DVDs then simply renting them.

    1. Re:Netflix? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Why not just use Netflix then?

      I guess it's because this is just yet another option. You do have to return the discs to Netflix still, and some people don't like the way the pricing works so there probably is a benefit to those people.

      Unless they are hoping for purely impulse buys,

      I imagine this is going to be 80-90% of their market.

    2. Re:Netflix? by antdude · · Score: 1

      Netflix = Subscription. Staples = one time payment for the requested DVDs.

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  3. They Are Recyclable by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://flexplay.com/recycling/

    You can recycle them. You can return them to the store you bought them at for recycling. You can even get a free mailing label and ship them to flexplay for recycling.

    You can also shoot yourself in the face if you're dumb enough to buy this crap.

    1. Re:They Are Recyclable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You can even get a free mailing label and ship them to flexplay for recycling.

      Which would waste the disc plus the oil to transport it.

    2. Re:They Are Recyclable by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Flexplay® discs are fully recyclable and conform to all applicable EPA environmental standards. Flexplay has partnered with GreenDisk and local environmental organizations to develop several closed-loop recycling options to test with consumers. As distribution of Flexplay discs increases, Flexplay will continue to work proactively with content providers and recycling partners to broaden the collection and recycling program."

      Read: technically, we could recycle them, but this has not been important enough for use to develop. We have not come beyond some pilot programs that could have been tested by consumers if we bothered to actually implement them. We will keep telling you the discs are recyclable till people notice we're not actually recycling them.

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    3. Re:They Are Recyclable by millwall · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Flexplay® discs are fully recyclable

      To add to your point, just because something is recyclable does not mean there are no energy costs to recycle.

    4. Re:They Are Recyclable by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

      You can also shoot yourself in the face if you're dumb enough to buy this crap.

      Is there a free shipping label for that, too?
    5. Re:They Are Recyclable by jamesh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      just because something is recyclable does not mean there are no energy costs to recycle.

      Along the same lines, there are plastics that are manufactured from otherwise-unused byproducts of petroleum production, so often you have to create more pollution to recycle than you would to just make new ones. Maybe burying them would be a better option? At least you are then taking at least some carbon out of the loop.

      I think someone has put forward the case that it is more environmentally sound to bury paper in the ground and plant more trees to make paper from than it is to recycle paper into new paper products. Again, that way you are effectively removing CO2 from the air and putting it underground.
    6. Re:They Are Recyclable by 0xygen · · Score: 2, Funny

      It also wastes the oil to transport anything else you need recycling which you care to enclose in the packaging!

      Tyres... house bricks... siblings...

    7. Re:They Are Recyclable by Eivind · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Indeed. Ultimately -everything- is recyclable. Every atom in every product could, in principle, be used for a new product. If that is -practical- or -cost-effective- or even environmentally friendly is a completely different question. (if the recycling requires lots of energy and nasty chemicals, it may be that it's a net loss to do it)

    8. Re:They Are Recyclable by Stooshie · · Score: 1
      You can return them to the store you bought them at for recycling

      WTF?!?

      I can do that with a cheaper rented DVD that doesn't degrade.

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    9. Re:They Are Recyclable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flexplay® discs are fully recyclable

      To add to your point, just because something is recyclable does not mean there are no energy costs to recycle. Or to make the damn thing in the first place...
    10. Re:They Are Recyclable by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      Then the formula becomes:

      1) Buy movie you don't have to return, for more than it costs to rent, for the convenience of not having to return it.

      2) Return it anyway, for recycling, which still wastes more than re-using like a rental would.

      3) Shoot self in face.

      -Taylor

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    11. Re:They Are Recyclable by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      After throwing old bags from potato chips into a lake,

      "When I throw something in the lake, and come back later, it's gone. You know, nature takes it away and recycles it"
        - Ricky, Trailer Park Boys

      The quote may not be quite correct, but I would not be surprised if many people's idea of recycling is not far from Ricky's.

    12. Re:They Are Recyclable by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Shoot! There goes my idea... I was going to suggest that someone find a way to make these discs out of biodegradable paper....

    13. Re:They Are Recyclable by 0p7imu5_P2im3 · · Score: 1

      I think the argument that we should plant more trees instead of recycling paper is based more on the hazardous chemicals and waste produced for/in the process of recycling paper than it is CO2. The chemicals involved are many times worse for the environment in a more obvious way than simply burying the dead plant matter (like it's been done automagically for millenia) and farming trees for paper. Farming is effectively more expensive than deforestation, but it preserves those Oxygen producing, pollution absorbing, shade producing wooden towers of which so many hippies and birds are so fond.

      And before you knock hippies, keep in mind I'm much closer to one than I am to a yuppie... at least mentally...

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    14. Re:They Are Recyclable by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Again, that way you are effectively removing CO2 from the air and putting it underground.
      True, but putting it underground and keeping it underground long term are rather different things.

      And if you aren't carefully that carbon may come out as CH4 which is iirc a considerablly worse greenhouse gas than CO2

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    15. Re:They Are Recyclable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take that mailing label and attach it to a cinder block. It's a win/win.

  4. Why? by jcd2025 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why would anyone do this when you can usually rent it for a week cheaper?

    1. Re:Why? by $random_var · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why would anyone do this when you can usually rent it for a week cheaper? Convenience. You can't get a rental at just any old checkout counter, because rentals require infrastructure to manage inventory, handle returns, late fees, etc. These things on the other hand can just get pushed out to retail locations same as any regular merchandise that Staples carries. And when you're standing at the Staples checkout, and get to choose between spending $5 to get that movie right now or open a Netflix account and wait a couple days to get it or drive over to Blockbuster... that $5 rental might look mighty tempting.
    2. Re:Why? by Technician · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why would anyone do this when you can usually rent it for a week cheaper?

      If you long haul truck, in a week, you may be over 800 miles from the rental store. The only place I have ever seen a Flexplay disc is at a truck stop. Staples is a new one... I wonder who their target demographic is.

      Staples and those far from home doesn't make sense except for business travelers, then I would expect them in airports instead of Staples office supply stores.

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    3. Re:Why? by TheSeer2 · · Score: 1

      Convenience.

    4. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you actually have to return it on time if you rent. The Flexplay discs can be bought at the supermarket checkout lane on impulse and watched whenever you actually have the time or desire to watch it, which may be months or even years later if it's some kind of "classic" that you don't need to watch right now.

    5. Re:Why? by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      But frankly that's no different to buying the 'non disposable' DVD.

      And probably costs about as much to produce.

      This is pretty disgusting actually - it's flagrant waste, because of the 'convenience' market.

    6. Re:Why? by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone do this when you can buy used DVDs from the used DVD store for cheaper?

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    7. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good question. The same price gets you a Redbox DVD for 5 days.

    8. Re:Why? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      You can't get a rental at just any old checkout counter, because rentals require infrastructure to manage inventory, handle returns, late fees, etc.

      I see lots of rental kiosks behind random, any old, checkout counters. Software does it all, and they just throw new disks in the hopper from time to time. It uses paper protectors, but other than that is just as convenient as a regular rental store. Moreso, if you go somewhere you shop often.

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    9. Re:Why? by Experiment+626 · · Score: 1

      If I was driving a truck I'd just rent stuff from Redbox. It's a fifth the price, and you can return movies at other locations. Wherever the trucking life takes you, it's a pretty safe bet you'll be passing by a McDonalds or Wal-Mart.

    10. Re:Why? by Altus · · Score: 1


      if they would sell me the real DVD for 5 buck I would buy a lot more DVDs and I wouldn't use on demand or video rental services very much at all.

      Unfortunately thats not going to happen. Its not about the cost to produce the disk, its about the cost to produce the content.

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    11. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's a rental with less overhead for the renting company, and yet it's still nearly twice as much as a rental.

    12. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually in some parts of the country you can do this. In Colorado we have redbox. You get movies at walmart, McDonalds(some outside), and grocery stores. the cost is one dollar a night. It is easy, quick. You pick it up friday from your shopping trip at walmart, watch it, then take it back Saturday morning when you get your cofee at mickyD's. I love the thing. It costs a buck. I now pick up the movies, rip it the first night. Then watch it when we have the time. Most of the time, I just delete it once we watched it. You can order movies to pick up at specific redboxes, or see what is available at specific kiosks. You can buy the movies for 7 bucks.

    13. Re:Why? by MSZ · · Score: 1

      They just need to print on the cover, in large type something like "THIS DISC WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 48 HOURS". All those Mission:Insensible fans will buy them by the crate ;-)

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    14. Re:Why? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone do this when you can usually rent it for a week cheaper? Because your "rental" time begins whenever you first rip open the container, not when you leave the store. This means you could buy these as gifts for people, take them on a holiday to watch elsewhere or watch them on a portable DVD player in the middle of the Sahara.

      Additionally, you could watch them in YOUR DVD player when you are visiting a different DVD region whose discs won't play in your player, etc.

      Plus the other reasons siblings have provided.
  5. Landfill fodder by Dezzamon · · Score: 1

    The content may expire after 48 hours but somehow I think it'll take a bit longer for the rest of the DVD to move onto the great bargain bin in the sky. Are they that scared about DRM on digital downloads being broken that they're willing to crap up the planet instead?

    1. Re:Landfill fodder by Tuoqui · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes... After all it didnt stop the oil industry why should it stop the MAFIAA?

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    2. Re:Landfill fodder by maxume · · Score: 1

      Sanctimonious much? Or maybe you maintain a twenty foot petrocarbon free zone around your person?

      Screaming "Stay away from me, that coats made of plastic, stay away from me" would be hilarious.

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  6. $5 disks? by Spacejock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here in Australia they're selling once-mainstream DVDs for $6-$8 all over the place. If shoppers would just exhibit a little patience instead of rushing out to buy the latest shiny, they too would benefit from the eventual lower prices.

    I saw the first full page ad for Blu-Ray disks in a supermarket catalogue today. If the shops keep pushing those, DVDs are only going to get cheaper and cheaper.

    1. Re:$5 disks? by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      If shoppers would just exhibit a little patience instead of rushing out to buy the latest shiny, they too would benefit from the eventual lower prices. If everyone employed that tactic, the companies producing them won't make enough money off them, meaning they won't be around for the price to come down.
    2. Re:$5 disks? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      EZYDVD http://www.ezydvd.com.au/promo.zml?pid=816&ddat=1&dsal=1&dreg=1&dsav=1&himg=pr816has 'em starting from $1. Buy 4 or more and get free shipping too! :)

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    3. Re:$5 disks? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Here in Australia they're selling once-mainstream DVDs for $6-$8 all over the place. If shoppers would just exhibit a little patience...

      Every few weeks I visit a local flea market. Spend 20 minutes rummaging through the used DVD stalls. Usually I get a dozen or so discs that look interesting. Cost about 50 cents each. Maybe 10-20% turn out to be scratched, unreadable or bootleg cams, the rest are enough to keep me amused. The random nature of what's available keeps it interesting. (If I bought porn, that's even cheaper; there's a glut of that. Fortunately they keep them in a separate pile.)

    4. Re:$5 disks? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      If everyone employed that tactic, the companies producing them won't make enough money off them, meaning they won't be around for the price to come down.

      Yes they will. Once the movie has been made, the marginal cost of the DVD is less than $1, depending on how elaborate the packaging is. The rest is markup, marketing, and what the market will bear.

    5. Re:$5 disks? by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      Once the movie has been made, the marginal cost of the DVD is less than $1 But that completely ignores the initial investment to make the movie. This model would not work at all for the straight-to-DVD movie market. Not all movies hit the "big screen".
    6. Re:$5 disks? by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      Not all movies are worth their budget either.

      Some of the best stuff I've ever seen has been 'low budget' (and admittedly, this is in part, because low budget and crap means it disappears entirely), where I've seen some pretty expensive crap make it to the cinema screen.

      Why does the amount of money dropped on a film alter it's entitlement to make a profit?

    7. Re:$5 disks? by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      They more than make their investment back from the theatre takings (quite often in the first weekend for the bog blockbusters).

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    8. Re:$5 disks? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      If shoppers would just exhibit a little patience instead of rushing out to buy the latest shiny, they too would benefit from the eventual lower prices.
      If shoppers exhibited more patience, prices would start out lower than the customary $30 but also wouldn't drop for a very, very long time. You'd actually lose out in that scenario.
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    9. Re:$5 disks? by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      This model would not work at all for the straight-to-DVD movie market. Not all movies hit the "big screen". They more than make their investment back from the theatre takings Did you even read my comment?
    10. Re:$5 disks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If shoppers would just exhibit a little patience instead of rushing out to buy the latest shiny, they too would benefit from the eventual lower prices.

      Those things don't magically become cheaper, they cost less because the demand is lower and because people have already paid outrageous money to get them when they first came out. If everybody waited then the prices would go up.
    11. Re:$5 disks? by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      Yes I did. Straight-to-DVD is used as a polite way of saying a film is crap, so people aint going to rent it anyway.

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    12. Re:$5 disks? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      But that completely ignores the initial investment to make the movie. This model would not work at all for the straight-to-DVD movie market. Not all movies hit the "big screen".

      And those kind of movies don't ever sell for a premium. They often end up in the bargain bin from day 1. And movies PLANNED to be DTD are made on a shoestring budget. And finally, they're almsot always crap. They might provide employment for a few technicans and D-List actors, but otherwise, who would care if they never got made?

  7. Of all the reasons this is dumb... by XanC · · Score: 0

    ...the submitter picks up on the worst one. There's plenty of landfill space. Really. There are plenty of other ways this is a terrible idea.

    1. Re:Of all the reasons this is dumb... by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...the submitter picks up on the worst one. There's plenty of landfill space. That doesn't mean we have to go and waste it all right now...
    2. Re:Of all the reasons this is dumb... by maxume · · Score: 1

      The only issue with landfills (outside of megacities) is NIMBY. There is plenty of space, but not necessarily space that people are happy to have a landfill on. Inside of megacities, it is still NIMBY, but the population makes the backyard in that statement rather large. The landfill in a county near here is probably going to shut down soon, as they aren't receiving enough trash to charge competitive rates. The largest town in the county is currently paying 3 times the out of county disposal fee in order to keep their trash in county.

      With any luck, one of the crackpot trash-to-energy inventors will be legit, and landfills will become valuable sources of energy, and then go away completely.

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  8. A diskful of masochistic goodness by debatem1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These things positively scream "rip me! rip me!"- and if they came with that right, I'd probably buy them just to save me the trouble of downloading them. Until then, sorry guys, combining the shoddy packaging of a pirated copy with the transience of a rental is pretty much a prescription for failure.

    1. Re:A diskful of masochistic goodness by pla · · Score: 1

      These things positively scream "rip me! rip me!"

      Why? Netflix costs far less per movie (if you watch promptly and return them); Even many of the Brick-n'-Mortar chains have ways to get better deals (Movie Gallery's one-night-one-dollar Wednesdays, for example). Borrowing from a friend costs nothing. If you only care about getting a rip, you have plenty of cheaper alternatives.

      So $5 for a rental? That doesn't compete on price... Convenience? Well, I can accept that most people can't help but grab useless trinkets while waiting at the register, but movies don't have quite the same primary-reinforcement draw as candy. They'll almost certainly only stock perhaps half a dozen top hits, with a good chance people will already have seen the ones they wanted to. Also, families tend to take forever to pick movies to watch together, a minute and a half waiting in line doesn't even come close to long enough to pick (and the gender most likely to do the shopping also usually causes the most trouble over what to watch, IMO as a chauvanist male pig-dog).



      combining the shoddy packaging of a pirated copy with the transience of a rental is pretty much a prescription for failure.

      Agreed. For your reason, my reason, and so many more - These won't last long (by which I don't refer to their spooky magic adhesive).

    2. Re:A diskful of masochistic goodness by mgblst · · Score: 1

      God, how many times can you watch the same movie over and over again? Most movies are crap, and aren't worth one watch, let alone the effort of copying them.

      Get out more.

    3. Re:A diskful of masochistic goodness by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      A) Some are fun to watch more than once. Not everybody watches just to see what happens at the end of the story.

      B) Children prefer watching movies about 500 times. Many take them 3-4 watchings to understand the whole storyline, the rest are out of familiarity.

      I can't argue with the last statement. I often *gasp* download movies I'm not sure about, and those which are worth seeing again I'll usually buy and rip to my media server. Often the added value of the extras is worth the money I pay, but usually I watch them before they're released on DVD so I _can't_ actually buy them until later.

      I really wish I could buy discs of movies when they are released theatrically. I'd gladly pay double ($30-40) for a movie on DVD within a week or two of the theatrical release. Of course the theaters would not be happy, as they would lose the paltry portion of the ticket fee I get, and (more importantly) the $3.85 they make off the $4 coke I' probably share with my wife or daughter. I'd probably end up buying about double the movies that I do now if I could. Of course, I'd watch many more mediocre movies, but I could live with that.

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    4. Re:A diskful of masochistic goodness by debatem1 · · Score: 1

      I love bad movies. I use them as background noise while I'm programming.

    5. Re:A diskful of masochistic goodness by debatem1 · · Score: 1

      You may have missed my point about "if it came with the right to rip it". There are a few movies where I feel like the makers deserve some cash for their efforts, and in that case I don't mind subsidizing the development of the movie in exchange for the convenience of not having to d/l it.

  9. If this is basically a rental... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    why pay $5? You can get $1/day rentals from booths are many places, including Mc Donalds.

    So if the discs last 48 hours I could go rent it for 2 days and save myself $3, PLUS avoid generating pointless trash in the process!

    1. Re:If this is basically a rental... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - try using redbox.com. $1 per day - if you forget to return it, after 25 days you keep the disc and no further charges.

      The best part is that you can return the disc to *any* redbox location. I even rented one in DC, watched it on the flight, then returned it in Kansas. They have tese little kiosks everywhere I go...and I don't live in a big city, either.

      You can also reserve a rental online - and it will tell you where the closest vending machine is that has the movie you want.

      The only downside is the lack of variety - but if you only want to rent the most recent movies, they are there.

  10. Forbidden by law by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 2

    Someone should really forbide this practice by law, for the sake of the environment.
    And someone should really explain those i**ots that this way they'll give the pirates a simple cheap way to get DVD quality copies, without assles and a few pennies.

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    1. Re:Forbidden by law by tankadin · · Score: 0

      Isn't this selling corrupted goods? Imagine if you would buy a Sony DVD-player and it would self destruct (explode/melt/...) after 24 hours. Sounds retarded.

    2. Re:Forbidden by law by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm missing something but doesn't everything mass produced eventually ends up in landfills? This includes all the regular DVDs produced. Think 78 rpm records and soon 33 rpms. So disposable DVDs are no better or worse than regular ones if you look at it over a 100-200 year time frame.

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    3. Re:Forbidden by law by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Someone should really forbide this practice by law, for the sake of the environment.

      Yes, we need to force people to make an extra trip back to the store, to return the disc. Burning gasoline for nothing so you can make the arbitrary return deadline is MUCH better for the environment.

      Who cares if your nearest rental store is 10+ miles away?

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    4. Re:Forbidden by law by yada21 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your probably missing the fact that 1 dvd watched 200 times isn't equal to 200 dvd's watched 1 time each.

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    5. Re:Forbidden by law by DigitAl56K · · Score: 1

      Someone should really forbide this practice by law, for the sake of the environment. Maybe. Plastic food containers that we all use will do infinitely more volume and thus harm.

      It's kind of funny to see this idea continuously regurgitated as if it will be successful this time. $6 seems a bit steep for a two day rental. Even for impulse buys that's half the cost of many retail DVDs (after about 6 months of shelf life). Many people have Internet access that is fast enough to pipe DVD-quality or better movies straight into your home in seconds (e.g. Netflix's Watch Now) and of course a NetFlix subscription is better value, although you might have to wait a day or two for actual discs. As the economy is in depression and gas prices are soaring (compared to typical US prices at least) it seems like these might be a hard sell.

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    6. Re:Forbidden by law by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Not really. I would only rent and watch a movie once. If I want to watch it twice then I would purchase a permanent version. The net result is the same. BTW where did all those "permanent" VHS tapes go?

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  11. Chemical hack by beavmetal · · Score: 1

    I put $10 bucks on the special adhesive being rendered useless due to a chemical hack 48 hours after the first set of these disks hitting the public.

    Having a $5 non-degrading dvd wouldn't be all that bad. Illegal means are still lots cheaper (as always).

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    1. Re:Chemical hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 dollar bucks?

    2. Re:Chemical hack by Technician · · Score: 1

      I put $10 bucks on the special adhesive being rendered useless due to a chemical hack 48 hours after the first set of these disks hitting the public.

      The only thing new is Staples is getting into the act. Visit your local truck stop. They have been out for more than 48 hours.

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    3. Re:Chemical hack by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      You owe me $10. These disks have been around for a while already.

    4. Re:Chemical hack by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      He own everyone on /. $10. The guy is virtually backrupt.

    5. Re:Chemical hack by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I put $10 bucks on the special adhesive being rendered useless due to a chemical hack 48 hours after the first set of these disks hitting the public.

      TFA mentions they've been on sale for the last 5 years. Send me the $10.

    6. Re:Chemical hack by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      Actually, I can see another hack harming the company even more: the adhesive being prematurely triggered, rendering the disk unusable before the packaging is even opened. Hordes of irate customers will make it a nightmare.

    7. Re:Chemical hack by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      How will the customers prove it.

      You buy it, perhaps wait a few days, put the movie on. It doesn't work!!!

      You call the company:
      "When did you purchase it sir?"
      "err, 72 hours ago"
      "That'll be why then"
      "I only opened it this evening"
      "Really sir. Perhaps you didn't and you are just trying to con us. Please stay on the phone while the MAFIAA police break down your front door"

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    8. Re:Chemical hack by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But so far it hasn't been in widespread enough use to be worth a hack. There's a reason why ATRAC stayed unhacked so long. I mean, why bother?

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    9. Re:Chemical hack by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      There's always the relatively simple hack of hermetically sealing your home theater and filling it with argon.

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    10. Re:Chemical hack by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      More often, people will bring it back to the point of sale, and harangue the personnel there. This is because it is easier to intimidate the person at the service counter than it is a voice over the phone.

      If the stock is spoiled on the shelves, then the retailer will pull it and go after the manufacturer for delivering shoddy goods and ruining the retailer's rep. Retailers like to be proactive, as visibly taking corrective measures like this actually boost the reputation, and encourage customers to buy more.

      Hmmm...

      Maybe Staples is doing this on purpose, looking to kneecap the manufacturer as a way of earning brownie points? In this scenario, it's a net win as they come out looking flexible enough to try it, and then like a champion of their customers...

  12. How's that different from... by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1. Buy cheaper disposable movie.
    2. Rip it to harddrive.
    3. Dispose of movie.
    4. ???????
    5. PROFIT!


    Well, how's that different from...

    1. Rent movie.
    2. Rip it to harddrive.
    3. Return it.
    4. ???????
    5. PROFIT!

    Effectively, this is just a simpler way of renting movies. In fact, so simple that any regular store can get into that business. They don't need to keep track of who rented what, who's overdue, find and replace scratched movies, etc. It just lets them use their normal logistics, which they have in place and are already in place. And it makes it a lot simpler to "rent" them by mail over the internet too.

    It also makes life simpler for people like me, who live half a city away from the nearest movie rental shop. It's more convenient to chuck it into the bin, than have to make a second trip to give it back. In fact, it would save me a lot more trips, since now I'd be able to just go there once and buy a small stack of disposables, and watch them whenever I have time. (The clock starts ticking when you opened it, not when you "rented" it.) No more "omg, I got the whole LOTR trilogy, so it's time to drop everything else and stay awake until 1AM to watch it all. Or just order a small stack of them by mail.

    Of course, it has the same caveats as rentals. Including that if someone wants to rip it, they can. It's not a new problem, though. And I'll venture a wild guess that if it wasn't the end of the world or of the movie business before, the new version can't be that much more destructive ;)
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    1. Re:How's that different from... by zakezuke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, how's that different from...

      1. Rent movie.
      2. Rip it to harddrive.
      3. Return it.
      4. ???????
      5. PROFIT! You get a case with what I presume has a decent cover.

      Rental $2.50
      Longbox $.50
      Photo paper $.25
      Ink - $.75

      To copy a rental could easily cost you $4. For an extra $1 I presume you get the case and cover. That's not so bad.

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    2. Re:How's that different from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, netflix? If you can't manage to watch more than 3 movies a month on netflix' $15/month 2 dvds at a time pricepoint, something's wrong with you.

    3. Re:How's that different from... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Netflix only ships in the USA, don't they?

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    4. Re:How's that different from... by rfuilrez · · Score: 1

      Redbox DVD rental's are so much nicer. $1 per night. Thats easily enough time to rip it to your hard drive and watch it before it has to be returned. Though, I suppose selection is smaller than Netflix.

    5. Re:How's that different from... by DrXym · · Score: 2, Informative
      To copy a rental could easily cost you $4. For an extra $1 I presume you get the case and cover. That's not so bad.

      Not necessarily. These things look like they arrive in some kind of vacuum sealed pouch which is probably held inside one of those tamper proof plastic shells that you have to cut open.

      A bigger concern for these things is what you get for your money compared to a rental disk. Is it some crappy panned and scanned version of the movie? Does it have any features? Is the disc single layer or even less due to the disposable nature of the disc? etc.

    6. Re:How's that different from... by jamesh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is the disc single layer or even less due to the disposable nature of the disc?


      A zero layer disk. I'd like to see that :)
    7. Re:How's that different from... by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. These things look like they arrive in some kind of vacuum sealed pouch which is probably held inside one of those tamper proof plastic shells that you have to cut open. Looking up by patent didn't help
      United States Patent 6678239

      It looks like the disk is in a plastic sheath.

      I found an image of the case and package and it looks like it would be impractical to take a flexplay cover and pop it in a longbox. I can't see if there is any spine to speak of, but this looks like it would be an impractical home storage solution.
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    8. Re:How's that different from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are called Frisbee...

    9. Re:How's that different from... by evilviper · · Score: 5, Funny

      A zero layer disk. I'd like to see that :)

      Old news... They put TWO in every spindle of CD-R/DVD-Rs... One on the top, one on the bottom.

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    10. Re:How's that different from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called a Drink Coaster

    11. Re:How's that different from... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      Is the disc single layer or even less due to the disposable nature of the disc? etc. I'm sure it works like the old floppy records you used to pull from magazines and cut off the back of cereal boxes. You place it in the player and put a penny on the inner part to prevent the media from slipping as it spins

    12. Re:How's that different from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $2.50? What kind of insanely expensive video store are you going to? No, it's more like

      Rental - $1
      Hard disk space - $0.25c (re-encoding an MPEG2 DVD into XviD/DivX cuts it down to about 1GB without any substatial quality loss, and hard drives are about 25c/GB atm)

      Plus, you can keep them for more than 48 hours (depending on how new the movie is).

    13. Re:How's that different from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      netflix uses the mail, do you get mail where you live? that would also save you a few trips

    14. Re:How's that different from... by Heian-794 · · Score: 1

      The package says "for all DVD players". Does that mean there's no region code on these things? I sure hope so.

    15. Re:How's that different from... by Toridas · · Score: 1

      I've rented from redbox 5 times so far and haven't had to pay anything! You can find codes for free rentals online, and you can use the code once per payment type (debit/credit card). Three credit cards? Three free rentals per code!

    16. Re:How's that different from... by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Netflix also comes with free streaming movies. The streaming library is much smaller than their DVD library, but it's a nice feature. With Netflix and Redbox I don't see how they think they're going to make any money. Both of those are a much, much better deal.

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    17. Re:How's that different from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this for a difference - you dont have to give your credit card number, drivers license number, phone numbers, etc, to movie rental company, to buy one of these $5 discs. You also dont have to worry about returning it before its late or paying late fees.

      And, yes, since the clock starts ticking not when you obtain it but when you open the package, you don't open the package until you are ready to rip it.

    18. Re:How's that different from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No more "omg, I got the whole LOTR trilogy, so it's time to drop everything else and stay awake until 1AM to watch it all

      of course it would also mean you would have to finish the one movie you started...

    19. Re:How's that different from... by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      $2.50? What kind of insanely expensive video store are you going to? No, it's more like

      Rental - $1
      Hard disk space - $0.25c (re-encoding an MPEG2 DVD into XviD/DivX cuts it down to about 1GB without any substatial quality loss, and hard drives are about 25c/GB atm)

      Plus, you can keep them for more than 48 hours (depending on how new the movie is). I was just using $2.50 as an example, which actually to me seems rather normal. I've also seen .99cent rentals which while common is rather bottom of the price structure. Last time I check blockbuster movies were $3.00 new releases were $4.50. $2.50 represents about what it would cost to rent 1 new release @ 4.50, one old release @ $3.00, a pair of movies at the supermarket for $1.00, and tax. It's a number I pulled out of my ass but one which I think represents reality.

      But as I stated, after looking for the movies I discovered the packaging isn't exactly long box but a cardboard sheath.

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    20. Re:How's that different from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also makes life simpler for people like me, who live half a city away from the nearest movie rental shop. It's more convenient to chuck it into the bin, than have to make a second trip to give it back. In fact, it would save me a lot more trips, since now I'd be able to just go there once and buy a small stack of disposables, and watch them whenever I have time. Well, fuck you too then.

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    21. Re:How's that different from... by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      1. Buy a spindle of blank CDs/DVDs. Chances are, the manufacturer put a zero-layer disc (AKA a plastic-only disc) to keep the data layer of the top disc from getting scratched. Some brands do, some don't.
      2. Your choice. You can use the disc as fodder for target practice, use it as a coaster, impress your geek friends with the "zero-layer disc" bit for a few microseconds, or heck, try to build your own writable disc.

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  13. Nonsense by tinkerton · · Score: 3, Funny

    The dvd's will come standard as part of a kit: the degrading dvd will be bundled with a writable dvd.

  14. This is going to work... by Firas+Zirie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh, so you want me to pay you $5 for something that will self destruct in two days? Sure I'd be glad to... NOT! Who the hell came up with such a stupid idea? Why on earth would I buy this piece of crap when I can rent a DVD for less than that? This shouldn't even be legal and if it is then humanity is more screwed up than I thought.

    1. Re:This is going to work... by EyelessFade · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would if it exploded. Now that would be cool....uhm wait a minute it has a countdown right?

    2. Re:This is going to work... by Spy+Handler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why on earth would I buy this piece of crap when I can rent a DVD for less than that? This shouldn't even be legal and if it is then humanity is more screwed up than I thought.

      So you're saying that having a less-than-brilliant business model should be illegal? As in, Congress or state legislature should pass a law banning bad business ideas? If so you're just as screwed up as this FlexPlay crap.

    3. Re:This is going to work... by Firas+Zirie · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that having a less-than-brilliant business model should be illegal? As in, Congress or state legislature should pass a law banning bad business ideas? If so you're just as screwed up as this FlexPlay crap. Ummm no that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that selling a product that renders itself useless after a set period of time for no apparent reason should be illegal. If I buy it, I own it, and if they want to govern how long I can use the product... well that's what rentals are for!
    4. Re:This is going to work... by maxume · · Score: 1

      There have been about 2 dozen posts about these discs being available in truck stops. If they can sell them for $5 to truckers, rather than $10, and the trucker doesn't care about having The Zany Adventures of Billy the Mailman in a permanent format, who is society to step in and make the trucker pay $5 extra?

      I mean, figure the diesel a long haul truck burns in a day and you aren't going to care so much about consuming 5 ounces of plastic and a non amount of landfill space.

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    5. Re:This is going to work... by KDEWolf · · Score: 1

      Oh, so you want me to pay you $5 for something that will self destruct in two days? Sure I'd be glad to... NOT! Who the hell came up with such a stupid idea? Why on earth would I buy this piece of crap when I can rent a DVD for less than that? This shouldn't even be legal and if it is then humanity is more screwed up than I thought. Just because you don't have to turn it back, smartie. Which's actually the worst part in renting anything.
    6. Re:This is going to work... by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know, they are going to be selling something that costs $7+ and you piss/vomit it out before the night is over.

      I find it funny people bitch over $5 but they are more than willing to go out and spend $50+ on drinks or a nice dinner.

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    7. Re:This is going to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so you want me to pay you $5 for something that will self destruct in two days? Sure I'd be glad to... NOT! Who the hell came up with such a stupid idea? Why on earth would I buy this piece of crap when I can rent a DVD for less than that? This shouldn't even be legal and if it is then humanity is more screwed up than I thought. Ok Mr. "I don't have an imagination", I drive a truck cross country, I don't have a mailbox that I get to more than once or twice a month. I want to watch a DVD during my down time out on the road. I can't stay in any town long enough to make renting a DVD practical. What would you do!

      There is always a solution to a problem, but short sighted individuals should probably keep their mouths shut until you get a little dryer behind the ears. Or read more comments before opening mouth.

      I don't know how to mod things in either direction so I guess your "insightful" rating will have to stay but I'd rather it be modded "unimaginative"

    8. Re:This is going to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This shouldn't even be legal and if it is then humanity is more screwed up than I thought.

      Someone does something you don't like, and it's *all of humanity* that is screwed up, not your thought process.

      Yeah, that makes complete sense.

      Speak for yourself, buster.

    9. Re:This is going to work... by marxmarv · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that having a less-than-brilliant business model should be illegal? As in, Congress or state legislature should pass a law banning bad business ideas? If so you're just as screwed up as this FlexPlay crap. Well they sure as bloody hell shouldn't be passing laws propping up bad business models like they've been doing for the past umpteen years.
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    10. Re:This is going to work... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I'd do it.. could be fun

      Oh, by the way, this $5 bill will self-destruct in two days, due to a special adhesive applied to it.

  15. Why risk your player? by stoofa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have scoured around TFA but can't find much detail on the actual chemical process. Now, I know it's probably all internal and doesn't involve copious amounts of actual liquid adhesive.

    But still, would you want to the first person to discover you have left one of these in your player and it just happens to be a rogue one in the batch that has written off your player.

    As someone else has said, renting the film for a week is cheaper and buying them new isn't loads more anyway.

    The only place I can see these having any place in the market is for the Mission Impossible box set.

    1. Re:Why risk your player? by deanoaz · · Score: 1

      Next will we see disposable DVD players that come with the self destructing DVD already inside?

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    2. Re:Why risk your player? by SoulMan007 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actual Chemical Process:

      Wiki

      PatentStorm

      Interesting in a science project sort of way, but as a marketable product... one would think that there are better things we could be wasting our money and brains on.

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    3. Re:Why risk your player? by stoofa · · Score: 1
      From that Wikipedia article:

      Some of the dyes used are methylene blue, prussian blue, Brilliant Cresyl Blue, Toluidine Blue O, Basic Blue 3, Methylene Green, Taylor's Blue, Janus Green B, Meldola's Blue, Thionin, Nile Blue, and Celestine Blue. After 48 hours, the male response is: "I may as well throw this out, as it won't play anymore."
      The female response is: "You have to throw that out, as it now clashes with the curtains and cushions."
  16. Seriously... by ringo74 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... are the movie and music industries ran by a bunch of monkeys suffering from Alzheimer's disease? A three years old would immediately see all these new attempted business models of theirs as unbelievably idiotic ideas. How on Earth is it possible that somebody actually believes such crap could possibly work? This is beyond me. Please, if you are a CEO of a "content" production company, could you enlighten me, pretty please?

    1. Re:Seriously... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Content CIO: Umm... well... you see... It's new!
      Average Geek: No it ain't. It's been tossed around for three years or five.
      CCIO: Ok, then ... it's cheap!
      AG: No it ain't. I can rent the same movie for a week instead of two days.
      CCIO: Ok, then... it's convenient!
      AG: No it ain't. I still have to go to the store to get the movie, I have to get rid of the dead one and I don't need any more coasters, I still have plenty from AOL.
      CCIO: Ok... would you please shut up? You're a geek, the morons that usually buy our products don't know that! To them it IS new, cheap and conveni... erh... is that a live broadcast?

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  17. Advantages over rental by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you rent a DVD
    • You have a limitted time in which to view it.
    • You have to return it. Not everyone lives near a video rental store.
    • you will be charged if the disk gets damaged or lost.
    If you buy a self destructing DVD
    • You can buy it on spec and watch it some other time (these have a shelf life)
    • You just throw it out when you're done with it.
    • The maximum cost is the cost of a disposable DVD.
    The environmental damage isn't as big a problem as people seem to think. Much smaller than takeout, and probably less than the waste from a day's food for most people. That and they're recyclable.

    The main problem is making people realise that this is a rental and not a purchase. When they own the physical media they think they own it. Prices are also a little high, but they don't need a vast number of customers. Just enough movie fans for stores to justify the shelf space.
    1. Re:Advantages over rental by Gerzel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thank you employee of Flexdisk or what ever company you are speaking for.

    2. Re:Advantages over rental by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Thank you, Captain Logical Fallacy.

      Or are you suggesting that my being a Flexdisk employee (I'm not, but let's assume I am), this somehow affects whether or not discs have to be returned, or that rental discs cost a lot of money if they get damaged.

    3. Re:Advantages over rental by thelamecamel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The environmental damage from creating/disposing of the self-destructing DVD is probably actually less than that from driving to the video store to return it.

    4. Re:Advantages over rental by Firefalcon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please state your sources and/or calculations to back this up.

    5. Re:Advantages over rental by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Whereas:

      If you netflix a DVD:
      • You have an unlimmited time in which to view it
      • You don't have to live near a video store, just a mailbox (which are rather popular these days)
      • You will not be charged if the disk is damaged or lost (and I would argue that if you open a flexplay disk and it is damaged you're SOL after having paid for it)
      • Watch whatever, whenever, including streaming
      • You don't have to throw it out, you can instead REUSE (beats recycle 100% of the time) it by sending it off to be mailed to someone else
      • The minimum cost is TINY, and the average cost is much less than the cost of a disposable DVD
      • And they have an unrivaled selection


      • Die.
    6. Re:Advantages over rental by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Well he did say probably.

      Cost of driving to store = x > 0
      Cost of this DVD = y > 0

      x is probably > y

    7. Re:Advantages over rental by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Speaking as a previous 5-year long Blockbuster manager:

      Only ONCE in my 5 years was anyone ever charged for replacing a damaged disc - every one else always claimed "It was like that already".

    8. Re:Advantages over rental by thelamecamel · · Score: 1

      To be honest, and to paraphrase Colbert, I looked it up in my gut. I didn't notice anyone else considering the environmental impact of the drive to the video store, so I thought it deserved to be included in the equation.

      Quantifying "environmental damage" is hard - do you consider impact on landfill (flexdisk loses) or just CO2 footprint, or some weighting of many factors? My gut told me that the CO2 footprint of mass-pressing one of these disks would be rather small compared to the drive to the video store - my gut told me that mass-produced DVDs are economically cheap to make, whereas a consumer's car trip is more expensive by an order of magnitude or two, and that environmental damage couldn't be an order of magnitude or two cheaper for a company mass-producing DVDs. My gut is often wrong.

      A car might burn 1L of fuel going to and from the video store (5km away), releasing >2kg of CO2. I honestly don't know how much energy it takes to make one DVD, but I sincerely hope the process would release less than 2kg of CO2 per disc!

      If you have any information that goes against the word of my gut, my oesophagus would be glad to swallow it!

    9. Re:Advantages over rental by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just enough movie fans? Come on. A real movie fan will watch a movie X times.

    10. Re:Advantages over rental by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I rent a different movie every day, surely I could call myself a movie fan, even if I only watch each one once.

    11. Re:Advantages over rental by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Well, if the cost of production is $1.00 (assuming $1 production, $1 royalties, $0.50 mfr profit, 50% markup for retail distribution and profit), then the energy cost is no less than the equivalent CO2 burned to produce $1 of energy. Here's why: To the first order of magnitude, all costs can be distilled to energy costs. Nothing in this world costs money to "produce". It costs nothing to "make" the raw materials. We use energy to convert materials in the ground to materials we can use (mining, processing, converting, finishing). Some of the money is used to power those operations, the rest is used to pay manpower costs. Manpower is generally thought of as a time-based commodity, however the cost of manpower is related to the cost to provide sustenance for the worker (in all its various forms). With the exception of "savings" - a concept lost on Americans - all that sustenance is based on fuel usage - food, gasoline, heat, cooling, buying manufactured goods (which are recursively based on energy costs).

      So, in a net-zero stable economy, the costs to produce goods are really just the cost of energies all the way down the line. You can argue what the carbon footprint is by the mix of energy sources used by the process, and the recursive processes involved, or you can just take the average and call it a day.

      For gasoline, a liter (here in the states) is about $1.00 now. So you're even. You don't have to really worry about carbon mix, because most of the cost of gasoline is in profit along the supply chain (it only takes about $0.15-$0.20 to extract and refine a liter, if I remember correctly). Of course, to that you're adding the net carbon of the oil, so it may indeed be worse if it takes a whole liter to get you to the store and back.

      Anyway, it's still far cheaper for the environment to rent a disc and return it via mail. Downloading is a tricky argument, as it may require a 60-100W source online for an extended period when it would otherwise be either (idle) or turned off.

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    12. Re:Advantages over rental by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How far were you planning to drive?

      Also we will run out of plastics eventually

    13. Re:Advantages over rental by thelamecamel · · Score: 1

      OK, I would have thought that the cost of production of a disc in a packet would be less than 10c - I can buy 100 DVD-Rs at retail for 22c per disc, so I expect the manufacturing cost of a non-rewritable disc covered in this 'magic adhesive' would be smaller. (I'm assuming it's packaged in cheap packaging, e.g. airtight foil).

      So by this analysis it costs at least 10 times as much to buy a litre of fuel as it does to produce the disc. But the manufacturing plant would not be running off a petrol generator - they would be using a cheaper (and more efficient, but not necessarily by the same factor as the price difference) form of energy, so it gets complicated.

  18. You know this is going to happen by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

    What about those hapless people who buy one of these things, take it home, and open the package, only to discover that their particular unit had a pinhole leak that let air in and ruined the disc prior to purchase. These people then have to get back in their car and drive back to the store for a refund (when fuel is typically $4 a gallon or more) Even if the store gives them a refund, they are still out the time and fuel money. You probably can't toss these things into your recycling container, so they will probably end up in the trash, since how many people are going to take the time to order the return labels, much less drive out to return the ruined disc?

    Compare this to the regular rental disc that has a 99% chance of working perfectly. I just can't see any benefit at all.

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    1. Re:You know this is going to happen by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      They can't toss them into the recycling container. They are not standard plastic, and have to be sent back to the manufacturer to theoretically be recycled.

    2. Re:You know this is going to happen by andruk · · Score: 1

      1) Short FlexPlay and Staples stock.
      2) Buy straight pins (~$2?), super glue (~$15?) and debonder (~$20?).
      3) Super glue straight pin to left index finger (need right hand is for driving), drive to Staples and ask cashier to see a few movies, inconspicuously prick each one, buy a single - non-pricked - movie (~$5).
      4) Copy movie onto hard drive for "backup" purposes ("I swear, your honor, I was only torrenting it to my mirrors!").
      5) Sell shorted FlexPlay and Staples stock.
      6) Profit!

      Pirating and sticking it to (the) MPAA/RIAA/FlexPlay/Staples/Microsoft/Man/Government! My plan for world domination is nearly complete!

    3. Re:You know this is going to happen by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      What about those hapless people who buy one of these things, take it home, and open the package, only to discover that their particular unit had a pinhole leak that let air in and ruined the disc prior to purchase. Actually I found an image of the disc and packaging. It looks like you can view the package before you buy, and it even has a black ring so you can compare it to the rest of it.

      Not that I like this system, and I'm even going to be critical of the fact that these things have a shelf life of a year before they expire. But I want to be as accurate as possible.
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    4. Re:You know this is going to happen by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You know that you just gave me an incredible idea how to "punch a hole" into this whole product idea?

      I think the stores around here won't have those disks for long...

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  19. I don't thing it is that bad but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point here is: Can they become a real content provider channel? That is what is more important. If they have a huge machine in the video club with 4 milion diferent videos and documentaries and the machine burn you in no time the videos asked, then it is usefull. If they only sell you the same crap that they edit in DVD anb Blueray, then it is a waste of time, emule will continue being a better content provider than those DVD's.

  20. flawed design by switchfutguy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    if you can read it once, you can rip it once. this technology is flawed in it's design.

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    1. Re:flawed design by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      You can also download it from the internet, rent it and rip it, borrow from a fiend and rip it, buy a pirated movie and rip it, or just steal the original.

      Their target market is people who aren't going to do this. That would be most people.

  21. Funny Math... by FeldBum · · Score: 1

    Walk into any Blockbuster, Best Buy, Circuit City or your local equivalent (even Tower Records here in Israel), and you can buy a plethora of great DVDs--to keep--for $5-7. Why would anyone pay $5 for a one-time use DVD? And does anyone still rent in-store anymore?

  22. Ah, good old NewSpeak by BenBenBen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "FlexPlay"

    No flexibility, and after 48 hours no play!

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    1. Re:Ah, good old NewSpeak by monsted · · Score: 1

      Made by the same people who came up with PlaysForSure?

    2. Re:Ah, good old NewSpeak by BenBenBen · · Score: 1

      And possibly the Clear Skies Act.

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    3. Re:Ah, good old NewSpeak by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, they're the very same people that came up with "Microsoft Works".

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    4. Re:Ah, good old NewSpeak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "FlexPlay"

      No flexibility, and after 48 hours no more ripping! There, fixed that for ya. Though given that the first thing I do with every dvd I buy is make a copy, then archive the original and keep the copy for day-to-day use, the only difference this will make is that I'll have to make two copies (one for use, one for archive) rather than just one. Or not, given that I would have serious qualms about buying such an intentionally wasteful product in the first place.
  23. It won't be a problem for true geeks by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

    Since we are supposed to put everything in airless plastic bag when we are not actually watching them, it would strongly delay the degradation. Anyway, I am reminded that true geeks only buy collector editions anyway.

    1. Re:It won't be a problem for true geeks by Soruk · · Score: 1

      Don't give them ideas. Next thing they'll start to release collectors editions on FlexPlay.

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      -- Soruk
  24. DIVX vs DivX by WaXHeLL · · Score: 5, Informative

    DIVX is the crappy circuit city DVD rental program. DivX is the codec.

    Case matters.

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    1. Re:DIVX vs DivX by robogun · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm sick of hearing this shit. DiVX asked for this confusion when they decided to name their company knowing full well the failed DVD system used the same name. Newsflash: IT IS THE SAME NAME!

      Of course if capitalization mattered when registering domains, it opens up a lot of possibilities:

      Divx.com DIvx.com DIVx.com [taken]
      [taken] dIvx.com dIVx.com dIVX.com
      divX.com DivX.com DIvX.com divX.com
  25. Obligatory by aitikin · · Score: 1

    This DVD will self destruct in 5 seconds...

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  26. The industry is out of touch... by aceofspades1217 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The entertainment ESPECIALLY the movie industry is out of touch with their base. While I think the TV and RIAA are idiot and are extremely out of touch with their base. At least the RIAA has come up with some half decent solutions (although stupid) like amazon mp3, rapshody/napster (unlimited), audible, etc. Although I think they are all stupid due to DRM and i dont use them anyways but at least are heading towards the digital age (not forcing people to use CDs).

    At the same time I think the TV industry is making strides. NBC put full episodes on the net (althouth the player was shit) and now they partnered FOX to make hulu which isn't half bad. Heck for all the work it takes to download a movie off BT

    -Find the torrent (its hard to find tvshows compared to movies)
    -Download the torrent (ahhhr may take a a few hours)
    -Get past ur shitty ISP (shitty ISPs: its comcastic!)
    -Than finally watch the video and than delete it

    I'll gladly watch a sheer minute of ads in a site which has a better player than youtube. You can resize the player an it will start where you left off. Also there is no annoying parts and you can even preload your shows in advance.

    All the industries are doing SOMETHING and even the tv industry is excepting people just aren't willing pay as much for content. Obviously they are making a lot less money money off hulu (1 minute of ads vs 9 minutes) but they figure that it's more money they'de be making than if people downloaded their shows. THEY ARE ADAPTING!!!

    The movie industry wants it to the stay the same as when i was buying topgun in laserdisk.

    They still consider it illegal (according to the DUMB F*** DMCA) just to put a movie on your IPOD or PC (and I'm talking a DVD that you own). There is no movies on itunes but their is a ton of ad free shows that you can do pretty much anything with (of course there is still DRM but its not as big of a deal for a show their is only so many places you use a video for :P).

    DAMNIT MPAA learn something. What you guys should be doing if you weren't still living in the glorious 80s where your focus was guys on the side of the street. What you should do is negotiate with every ISP and have ISP hosted downloadable moviees for dirt cheap (like 2 or 3 bucks) that you can do whatever you want to. Or watch on your TV (um comcast/time warner/Adelphia/Advanced Cable)

    DRM is stupid....people will just bypass your DRM and go straight to the net.

    If you do ISP hosted downloads
    -it'll be super cheap because you're not using any physical bandwidth (probably like a cent or two a movie)
    -No shipping or any crap
    -Compares in convenience considering how hard it is to download movies.
    -Can offer Blue-ray quality videos for dirt cheap (considering that it costs a lot of money to burn blueray) and people could play bluerays on their PS3 (well Sony will be for anything to further their standard considering the PS3 was for the sole objective of pushing blueray).

    And i don't want to get to the RIAA. Its almost 5 am and btw im finished itll be 12.

    They are also living in the past because of how incredibly easy is to download thousands of songs in a couple hours.

    An jeeze ADAPT!!!! Think of new solutions. Jesus if the most protective industry could get over their retardation anyone can.

    I think what they need is a guy to tell them that they need this and execute it for them in a decent way (because they won't). Like NBC/FOX would never have made this on thier own it's a good thing these guys from outside the industry did it for them. Andthey only used like 10 million which isn't bad considering the scope of the project such as servers, software R&D (since the damn thing is better than youtube), converting the movies (they are pretty awesome quality and load really fast must be some sweet compression), and such. /end rant

    *ps: I NEED TO QUIT CAFFIENE

    1. Re:The industry is out of touch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -Find the torrent (its hard to find tvshows compared to movies)
      -Download the torrent (ahhhr may take a a few hours)
      -Get past ur shitty ISP (shitty ISPs: its comcastic!)
      -Than finally watch the video and than delete it
      - If you think tv-shows are harder to find then you're looking at the wrong place
      - downloading tv-shows takes hours? With a half-decent connection not more than 20 minutes, again wrong place
      - ???
      - profit
    2. Re:The industry is out of touch... by aceofspades1217 · · Score: 1

      -no but u gotta find them and sometimes they just aren't around or they are badly seeded
      -um yah on bt if its badly seeded
      -...throttling
      -obviously streaming is easier. u open the page and watch as it gets downloaded...what more can i say?

      and i was not saying that hulu is the end all solution. im saying it is a step in the right direction.

      If you would have read the post and read the context of it you can see I am saying that the MPAA are retards compared to the TV industry which has been actually making some effort.

    3. Re:The industry is out of touch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.bitnabber.com/ ?
      Solves all your problems...

  27. I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is a disposable DVD different than all the water bottles, plastic bags, yogurt pots, polystyrene trays, etc. that are currently being dumped by the trillion?

    This is a drop in the ocean compared to that. Heck, the snack foods consumed while watching the movie will probably create more garbage than the DVD.

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    1. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It isn't. Generally, disposable goods are less enviromentally friendly than more durable goods. However, this depends on the cost of production ( in terms of energy, resources ) of the disposable vs. the durable and the number of times the durable item can be reused.

      E.g. plastic cups can be more eco friendly compared to traditional ceramic cups due to the large amounts of energy needed to create the ceramics and the energy and chemicals needed to clean the cup. It all depends on the number of times the ceramic cup is reused.

      Moreover, downloading films might not even be more enviromentally friendly than buying these things ... don't forget, all those data-centers and your own computer are using loads of electricity ...

      Thing is, the most eco friendly option is not always what people would guess ... sometimes it's quite counter intuitive.

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    2. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's really not any different than water bottles or plastic bags, it's just that it's so unnecessary - the fact that it is an idiotic distribution method just makes the waste more gross. Rental stores are still viable in many places, online/home delivery rentals are more cost effective for frequent renters; and I have seen many successful vending machine rental devices in grocery stores and my college campus that seem to be doing alright, while still using returnable discs. And all of these methods are more reliable than using a disc that was designed to destroy itself. For example:

      What if the adhesive separates prematurely? What if you start watching a disc and have to take a break? What if you want to start watching your movie close to the expiration time - would the adhesive start to destroy the movie mid-viewing?

      Sure it's a drop in the ocean, but many waste problems we face are the result of persistent nickel-and-dimeing over the course of decades. Disposable DVD's remind me of the "disposable cell phones" I heard so much about years ago. It's not an earth-destroying idea by itself, but it's a step in the wrong direction.

    3. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      There's a good reason for single use containers for food: Hygene. Actually, to get those glass bottles clean you had to create more waste, in terms of rather aggressive cleaning agents, than you create with plastic bottles.

      Now please explain to me how this applies to DVDs. It's not like they have to be processed in any way before renting them out again. You don't want to know what kind of filth I found so far in rented DVD boxes...

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    4. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by value_added · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Thing is, the most eco friendly option is not always what people would guess ... sometimes it's quite counter intuitive.

      Perhaps, but I think the core of your argument mostly relates on energy usage in the context of manufacturing.

      Plastic cups, hell, plastic anything is nasty, all the way from getting the oil out of the ground to the disposed of product living out its days in our environment. There's next to nothing you can do to change any of that, save for what are, at best, superficial feel-good mitigation schemes (use less, recycle to the limited extent it can be recycled, mix with other less nasty materials, try to keep it out storm drains to avoid danger to wildlife, etc.).

      By contrast, the issues associated with a ceramic cup (from birth to death), can be mitigated, or eliminated altogether in some cases. The fact that you can bury the thing in your garden and have life go on just fine shouldn't go unnoticed, or that the regular use of a ceramic cup encourages the exact opposite of everything a disposable culture encourages, awareness, re-usability and thrift, among them.

      Personally, I think we should all refrain from offering any arguments in favor of plastic. That may sound absurd, but the effect of all the "plastic cups don't require soap and water" type of arguments is that people invariably take them as license to stop feeling guilty and continue doing what they were already doing. Which is what got us into the mess where we are now.

    5. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Thing is, the most eco friendly option is not always what people would guess ... sometimes it's quite counter intuitive. That's why I laugh when people tout the hydrogen car as eco-friendly. Where do you think the hydrogen comes from?
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    6. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It comes from sea water, using energy from centralised power stations which can draw power from renewable sources, or can at least have emissions scrubbed/captured far more effectively from a single chimney than we could possibly manage on a few million individual exhaust pipes.

      It also reduces reliance on a single source of energy as well as allowing (once it is in place) a switch from one source to another at will without having to convince millions of people to replace/convert their existing vehicles.

      A renewable storage medium is just what we need; it's far easier to worry about the actual energy sources once we've centralised them to allow for a combination of different ones and the benefits of large scale use.

    7. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't be too suprised to find that the unit cost of a 'real' DVD is lower than this disposable one. They're production line stamped after all - tooling is the overhead and barrier to entry, not the per unit.

      So, it may well be more wasteful to make 1 'disposable' than 1 'permanent' DVD.

      Even before you get into one being kept/re-used, and the other being discarded.

    8. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by barzok · · Score: 1

      plastic cups can be more eco friendly compared to traditional ceramic cups due to the large amounts of energy needed to create the ceramics and the energy and chemicals needed to clean the cup. It all depends on the number of times the ceramic cup is reused.
      I've got ceramic mugs which are over 15 years old (my parents have ones that are even older), and they'll keep on working just fine for another 15 years (assuming they don't get dropped).

      We just threw out a bunch of reusable plastic (bottles) because of the discovery of BPA. That won't be happening with our ceramic mugs.
    9. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think we should all refrain from offering any arguments in favor of plastic.
      So are you voluteering to test out the new ceramic IV tubing?

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    10. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by mpe · · Score: 1

      There's a good reason for single use containers for food: Hygene. Actually, to get those glass bottles clean you had to create more waste, in terms of rather aggressive cleaning agents, than you create with plastic bottles.

      There are places where bottles, including those made of plastic are reusable.
      Note that new bottles tend to be washed (and in the case of those holding carbonated beverages pressure tested) immediatly prior to filling anyway.

    11. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Thank you for shedding light on that. However, I do not believe that much hydrogen _today_ is produced from renewable power sources, such as solar. But having the car infrastructure in place certainly is the first step.

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    12. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      It comes from sea water, using energy from centralised power stations which can draw power from renewable sources,

      Most Hydrogen apparently currently comes from fossil fuels and the manufacture produces carbon dioxide.

      You could make it from sea water, and eventually this may even be cheaper. The problem with it is that it requires quite a lot of electricity. If you're using renewable energy, it would usually make as much sense to pipe that into the grid and close down some oil or coal based power stations. You certainly wouldn't want to use fossil fuel power stations for the manufacture from salt water. The conversion to electricity will be less efficient than conversion to hydrogen.

    13. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by Techman83 · · Score: 1

      Depends on the Type of Plastic, it's likely that the type you had didn't have any BPA to leech.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A

      I had a recycling place tell me it was bad to re-use water bottles that you get when you buy water. Seems all the water bottles we have in our fridge are PET bottles, which BPA isn't used in the production process. So check which type of plastic it is before throwing them away!

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    14. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by npsimons · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think we should all refrain from offering any arguments in favor of plastic.

      I think that we should take a level-headed, non prejudiced, rational approach to choice of materials. That includes not automatically precluding a material for all circumstances.


      Is a ceramic cup better for use at home, where it's fragility, weight and requirement for cleaning due to reuse not factor in? Sure. But let's say I'm going backpacking for a week, 5-10 miles a day (minimum) with everything I need to live (excepting water I filter on the way) on my back. Am I going to choose a material for my dishes that is fragile and heavy? No, I'm going to go with plastic that I can reuse and weighs very little. Lightweight, durable, plastic tableware would be (and is) my choice. At home and the office, I try to avoid buying bottled water. Why buy bottled when you can just refill your (reusable, plastic) Nalgene bottle from the tap? Absolutism isn't just a bad idea for morals.

    15. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by luke2063 · · Score: 1

      You don't want to know what kind of filth I found so far in rented DVD boxes... You don't want to know what kind of filth I found so far in my downloads directory...
    16. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's something different. I don't care if your directories or even your home should qualify as a biohazard zone. I don't have to eat there. It's your private, personal space, I have no reason or right to tell you what it should like.

      It's a completely different matter with items that have to go out of your biowarfare zone again and might end up in my hands.

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    17. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      I personally would choose lightweight stainless steel water container. Not only no toxins, but water *tastes* fresh too and 1000x more reusable than the plastic crap.

      You can also get lightweight stainless steel bowls. Work much nicer than plastic.

    18. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by npsimons · · Score: 1

      You can also get lightweight stainless steel bowls. Work much nicer than plastic.

      Not really. Steel (and titanium, and aluminum) don't fold flat, nor are they lighter than plastic. When backpacking, every ounce counts, and anything that is flexible beats things that aren't. As for toxins, that's why you use food safe plastics, and the "tastes fresh" concept is purely subjective; water tastes no different to me whether I'm drinking it from plastic, metal or glass. Though I will grant you that metal will last longer than plastic (including in a landfill), I have used fold-flat plastic tableware for years with no problems.

    19. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by jyx · · Score: 1

      This is a drop in the ocean compared to that. Heck, the snack foods consumed while watching the movie will probably create more garbage than the DVD. I think you mean: This is another drop in the ocean. All these drops add up.
    20. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by BKX · · Score: 1

      If you knew more about plastic, you'd probably avoid it all (reasonable) costs. While there are certain things where plastic is indispensible (surgical devices, for example), there are likewise, a large number of things where you should never use it. Things which touch food and drink for example, should NEVER be made of plastic, especially if children are eating and drinking out of them. Use glass, metal and ceramic instead. The reason for this avoidance of plastic is the outgassing of dangerous chemicals that act as artificial hormones and/or are carcinogens, like bisphenol-A. Bisphenol-A is currently used as a plasticiser in PET (the kind of plastic used in pop bottles, disposable silverware, etc.). It leaks out slowly (faster with it) and is known to act as an artificial estrogen. It is thought the be the main cause for the average girl's first period in the US going from 16 to 10, and a serious contributing factor in the rise of breast cancer.

      As far as camping goes, aluminum is your friend.

    21. Re:I don't understand all the eco-fuss... by npsimons · · Score: 1

      If you knew more about plastic, you'd probably avoid it all (reasonable) costs.

      And if you knew more about plastic you'd probably know about HDPE and other food safe plastics

      As far as camping goes, aluminum is your friend.

      No, it's not, I've already gone over this in another post, but I'll summarize here: aluminum is heavier than plastic and it doesn't have the flexibility to make it suitable for fold flat tableware. Lightness and flexibility are key to items you take with you on backpacking trips. And if we're going to go into leaching of toxic substances accusations, let's not forget that aluminum is linked to alzheimer's (the evidence for that is only slightly less credible than the evidence for plastics toxicity, so I don't hew to either theory).

  28. Get it right! by Fishy_Fishy_Fish · · Score: 2, Informative

    You mean DIVX not DivX!

  29. There might be a use.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given the quality of films today can they make them so they self destruct with bad movies "before" they are played? Could save a lot of pain and suffering especially with Uwe Boll movies.

    1. Re:There might be a use.... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Should any Uwe Boll movies ever hit the market in this variant, I'll raid the stores one by one, armed with a pin, and make sure they can't damage any brain.

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  30. Too late, Netflix has already cleaned their clock. by jafo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ok, so I admit that my Roku box just arrived today, but it's just awesome. $9/month for the unlimited Internet watching. And then don't have to push around a bunch of plastic discs, keep discs in stock in case people want to watch them.

    Netflix is positioned to become the next "cable company" without having to lay all this cable. You can pick what you want, when you want it, pause it, skip around, and given 15 seconds or so it will spool up the data and play a perfectly reasonable picture. And with no commercials...

    I haven't had cable TV at home for the last decade, because it doesn't provide what I wanted. All I wanted recently was Heroes and Battlestar, but to get those two I had to buy 40 channels of other crap, including commercials.

    Or I could just wait for it to come out on DVD. Or lately a bunch of us have been gathering at a friends place for it.

    The installed base of DVD players is huge, but Netflix will already bring you the plastic disc, to your home, so it's only missing the ability to have an impulse buy the plastic disc.

    For the $100 box, you have the ability to get what you want without having to wait for the disc to arrive, don't have to return it, and can watch all you can stand.

    Netflix is poised to eat a lot of other folks lunch.

    Sean

  31. It's not the dumbest thing I've ever heard... by waferhead · · Score: 1

    DIVX died because it also required a special PLAYER...
    At least they got it right this time.

    Could work, might even make money if they have decent movies available.

    I can see these being sold at airports etc where returns aren't practical.

    1. Re:It's not the dumbest thing I've ever heard... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      They've been trying and failing since at least 2003...

      Where it didn't go over in a major grocery store chain with select Disney titles down in Austin, TX.

      Followed up by another distinct failure in the US in 2004 in which they simultaneously released Noel to the Flexiplay and the theaters- and caused a revolt in the theater circuit where the movie didn't get much of any traction.

      Followed up by a distinct failure in Japan in 2005.

      I foresee another embarrassing failure on the horizon for them and for Staples.

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    2. Re:It's not the dumbest thing I've ever heard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being 'on the inside', DiVX died because the movie industry didn't want a DVD vs DiVX battle and saw it cutting into their high-margin DVD sales. They fulfilled their contracts with crap movies like "The Slums of Beverly Hills", and "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." The contracts didn't require desirable movies, just movies. Circuit City underestimated the movie industry's buy-in, how many truly horrible movies there are out there, and the movie industry's sleaze factor.

  32. Anti progress developent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I heard for the first time about this stuff, it was several years ago, I couldn't believe my ears. How someone should waste time and sources for developing such a thing like this one. It's the most stupid thing ever to develop crap. It's like in futurama where they needed material of exact density as crap so they created crap factory. However I still can not see the protection against copy and I see big ecological problem. Isn't there big enough problem with plastic bottles? So why add useless beer pads that used to be movie. And on the other hand it is quite unpolite to throw away artistic piece and product oh human work immediately without corresponding usage. I cannot say more that Economy, Advertising and Entertainment is directly against ecology. MArtin Åimek

  33. a better idea by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    How about instead we forbid by law geeks and gamers from upgrading their hardware more often than every 5 years? There's no real reason you need the latest and best, and you could rent disposable CD-ROMs every night for five years without causing nearly the disposal problems of one junked computer chassis or monitor, what with all that lead 'n' stuff in the soldered circuit boards.

    For that matter, why should you be legally able to buy a new pair of gym shoes just because they fit better? I bet throwing aware a pair of Nikes adds as much plastic to the landfill as six months' worth of CD rentals. Just fucking suffer with the blisters until your calluses get thick enough. Otherwise Mother Earth is doomed, I tell you.

    Sheesh. I remember when environmentalism was a rational appreciation for limits and the unexpected consequences of one's action. Now it's like some kind of weird dark Krishna cult, complete with mindlessly chanted slogans and buzzwords ("recycle!") polished of nearly all rational meaning.

    1. Re:a better idea by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      This isn't remotely comparable. A computer bought 5 years ago, still does exactly what it did.

      I buy a new computer not because this one cannot play DVDs and run Civ any more, I buy it because it's a prereq for a new capability I'm seeking. Be that a game, a graphics suite, or higher grade DVDs.

      But I actually keep my old computers, because most of them have 'surf the net' or 'run a low load server' value for a lot longer.

      This is not the same as a product that's designed to self destruct in substantially less than it's theoretical lifetime, and effectively accelerating the discard cycle.

  34. That's funny. by youthoftoday · · Score: 1

    I can go into my local Tesco (our Wal Mart) and buy an EOL real DVD for £3.

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  35. Flexplay, 'ey? by dgun · · Score: 1

    Doesn't sound too flexible. Sounds rather rigid.

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  36. So for sake of a arguement air starts the timer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeez just get a astronaut buddy to take a few on the next shuttle launch. Open a bunch of them on a eva mission and rip them in space. Is it really that hard to figure a work around?

    Or on the flip side have a friend in a oxygen tent open them, the adhesive probably will react faster in a pure oxygen environment and destruct sooner. Sue the company out of business for not being able to view the disc for the whole labeled 48hr period.

  37. No need to use brackets. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its an abbreviation , so write it as DIVX. Not to mention, the added advantage of limiting the confusion of the stupid one with DivX

  38. The same reason I pay $20/mo to rent 4-6 movies by patio11 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It means that I never have to go back to the video store. That is worth a 4x price premium for me. (Oh noes, my entertainment costs increased for $.50 to $2 an hour... oh, phew, not a starving college kid anymore so that difference is no longer supremely important to me.)

    It means I never have to worry about forgetting to go back to the video store (I let two months worth of rental time rot because I just got busy and forgot about movies for a while -- the rental *store* would have charged me boku bucks and sent nastygrams to get their property back, the rental *service* put a little sticker on my database record saying We Love You Man Feel Free To Keep Paying $20 A Month As Long As You Want).

    It means I never have to worry about finding time to go to the video store on a day where I just don't have the freaking time. (See point #2.) Sometimes life gets busy and when life gets busy "Drats, I need to return these DVDs" is not a worry I want to have.

    (My $20 a month plan is for the Japanese equivalent of Netflix -- 2 DVDs at a time, capped at 8 cycles a month. I rarely use anything close to my allotment. I prefer (legal) downloads to renting, honestly, but much of what I want to see is not available in that format.)

  39. Different Comparisons, None of them Good. by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 1

    Let me see which method of acquiring movies is best for the customer (using a massive sample size of me): I'm going to take a big film from last year as my example which I'm going to use for all of my comparisons. With no particular preference for anything, I'm going to use Cloverfield as my example. Regular DVD Purchase
    It might just be me, but I'm one of these people that can go back and watch a DVD over and over again - not back to back, that'd get dull really quickly - but every few months, I can go back and watch a movie I really liked, either with a different group of friends or just because I really liked the film. I didn't think much of Cloverfield but if I did, I could get it from Amazon for $15.99. Just over three times more than the auto-rot Flexi-DVD thingy, and I can watch it whenever I want, with whoever I want, forever (or certainly for a lot longer than 48 hours). I can put it on my shelf, in my DVD rack, lend it to my friends, sell it for a few bucks when I get bored of it, anything. All that justifies the higher price point.

    Rental This Flexplay system is $5 per 48-hour self-destructing disc. If a brick-and-mortar rental store wanted $5 for a 2-day rental, I'd go somewhere else, though YMMV on local rental store prices. Alternatively, I could also go to Neflix or Blockbuster's online service and get unlimited monthly rentals (one at a time) for $8.99, so the rental price for each DVD goes down with every rental. If you only watch one or two DVDs a month so $8.99 is too much for you, both Blockbuster and Netflix have a basic plan of $3.99 (Blockbuster) or $4.99 (Netflix) - so I'm getting Cloverfield either cheaper or at the same price point as Flexplay, but I know the disc will play properly, I won't get any of the 'special adhesive' inside my player, and if I want to have the guys round to have a few beers and watch a great film the next weekend, I can. Hell, if I go to Blockbuster I can even save a dollar.

    Piracy
    Finally, the thing the MPAA is probably trying to compete with with these self-destructing discs, the evil pirate. using everyone's favourite Pirate Bay, a quick search reveals a Cloverfield DVD rip with over two thousand seeds. If I feel like getting fancy, there's a 4Gb Blu-Ray rip with 181 seeds. With a decent internet connection, I could have the regular DVD rip within a couple of hours tops. If I've just been to the store, I'm not going to come straight in and watch a DVD right away, I'm going to wait until I've put everything away. I'm going to wait until all the other jobs I have to do are done before I sit down to watch the film I just saw at the counter. I can afford that wait of 2 hours, if I was the type to pirate movies, then I'd just do that and put the $5 towards beer. If I was just going out to get a film I'd do this as well - you know where my local Staples is? It's at least a 2 hour round trip.

    Legal Downloads Finally, the option Joe Public probably uses less, though I think it's a great idea. iTunes does movies now, but they don't have Cloverfield, so that rules them out of my strict example, but their movies seem to be priced at around $10, so I can just pay double the price and keep the film forever. Seems reasonable, but the real killer is Amazon, who will rent me the film for a whole month for a dollar less than Flexplay will let me have it for 2 days. People will say that Flexplay gives you the physical product, but does that matt

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    1. Re:Different Comparisons, None of them Good. by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      Someone explain to me who their target market is?

      If you had bothered to read above, you would have seen the answer: "truck drivers".

      * hard to park in Best Buy's parking lot, and no room for a DVD shelf in the cab
      * likely to be in a different state when it's time to return a rental
      * insufficient bandwidth for piracy/legal downloads, and sometimes no bandwidth available at all

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  40. wackypedia info for flexplay by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 2, Informative
    is here. But for the extremely lazy, here's a quick summary:

    - no DVD logo (may or may not play on real DVD players).

    - disc contains a dye which reacts with oxygen to discolour it (either to red or black).

    This is in the resin bonding layer between the two layers of a DVD-9. For DVD-5 it's in the surface coating.

    48 hours is the "alleged" time the disc will last before being unplayable. Since this is a chemical reaction expect that time to plummet dramatically in hot environments. So, how are they going to deal with the howls of indignation from customers who open the thing, decide they don't have time to play it today, and find they can't even play it once (assuming their DVD player doesn't bork on it)?

    ... and what about consumer protection laws e.g. "fitness for purpose" etc.

    Staples will back out of this one real fast...

    Andy

    1. Re:wackypedia info for flexplay by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      It sounds like we can just replace Staples with Circuit City and we would be living in the past. I hope this doesnt cause Staples to have the same fate as Circuit City!

    2. Re:wackypedia info for flexplay by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      on the surface for DVD 5 eh? sounds like a standard abrasive scratch repairer would fix them, though the DVD-9's would need some other method

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  41. Re:So for sake of a arguement air starts the timer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me or does a pure Oxygen environment and a Lazer sound like a dangerous situation (or cool - depending on whether your the ripper or the watcher)

  42. Windows uses same model by GottliebPins · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft also uses a similar model. Their popular Windows product starts to deteriorate immediately after installation with all of the bloatware and is unusable within 48 hours.

  43. Newspapers too by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    It would be good to have something like this for newspapers, but for a completely different reason. I think that's funny. Ink is made to keep its color, and requires recycling to use aggressive and dirty methods. If ink would be made to degrade quickly, it could make recycling a lot cleaner.

  44. $1 rental $5 coaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would anyone spend $5 to have a copy of a movie for 2 days when they can go into a McDonalds or other RedBox location in most major metro areas and pick up the same movie for $1/day?

  45. What does it do to the drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else worried about sticking a DVD covered in adhesive in to a DVD player?

    How many discs can you play before the drive is knackered?

  46. Refund program perhaps? by stormguard2099 · · Score: 1

    What seems like a better way to do this is have the customer pay their 5 dollars but do it like the milk jugs, beer bottles in some places. If the user returns them to the store, they get a refund of 10-50 cents. Not enough to make throwing them away completely inconcievable but enough to make you think twice before throwing them away.
      if you don't give people an incentive to recycle these puppies most people won't do it.

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  47. Re:Cheap Hack Workaround by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Interesting


    Since you already have rights to the work's initial medium, does this mean than hacks are not violations of DMCA?

    They provided technology for the ORIGINAL disk to self-destruct. You are not breaking tech to make copies, you are *preventing breakage*.

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  48. Bah by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    It's no good until it violently self-destructs five seconds after finishing its first playback, wrecking your DVD player and belching smoke all over the general vicinity.

    1. Re:Bah by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Only the Mission Impossible discs do that.

  49. Request Free Postage Paid Mailer From Flexplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You can request a free postage-paid mailing label to return the used products (watched disks) to Flexplay. All they ask for is the UPC code on the back of the product. Boy, this looks like an idea with a hell of a lot of screw-U potential. Have fun, be young and drink Pepsi (and be sure to recycle that empty aluminum can, bro.)

    http://www.flexplay.com/recycling/prepaid_label/

  50. $5 for a movie that last only 48 hours by aplusjimages · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's kind of steep. I can get $5 movies at the bargain bin at Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etc. Or I can rent a movie from Blockbuster for $4 and keep it for 2 weeks. Or I can use netflix and rent a bunch of movies for $10 a month, or I can download it from Xbox Live. There seems to be better alternatives to watch a movie.

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  51. Disc dying during playback by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    What happens if you're playing the disc while it begins to degrade to unreadable? You probably start to get random read errors, but can it harm the drive?

  52. VOD by Kibblet · · Score: 1

    I'd just rather use video on demand with my cable company, or download via Xbox live. Why even go to staples, driving across town?

  53. what a tremendous waste of hazardous materials! by DragonTHC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really hope someone sues the company responsible for putting all of these toxic chemicals into landfills.

    and yes, discs are made with toxic chemicals.

    This is just a horrible waste of resources. Especially when the content could be distributed in harmless electron format.

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  54. It's a calculated plot..... by Stanislav_J · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously, they must be running out of people to sue for downloading movies. This new technology is clearly designed to frustrate even more consumers, and drive them to download so they can keep their profit margin high with lawsuits.

    Fortunately (for me), there hasn't been a movie coming out of Hollywood in 20 years that I have the slightest interest in either wasting money on, or risking an infringement lawsuit for downloading.

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  55. remove coating by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    find something to remove the adhesive that won't also destroy the plastic. Acetone would remove just about any adhesive, but pretty sure it would do something terrible to the plastic. Windex is fairly safe on plastic and can remove some things (it's just ammonia and detergent iirc).

    In the end torrents and netflix are easier and cheaper.

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    1. Re:remove coating by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

      Use WD-40, it won't ruin the plastic, and it gets rid of the adhesive.

  56. Countermeasures? by Wormholio · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering how easy it would be to subvert the destructive part? Some possibilities:

    1. remove disk from packaging, clean surface with alcohol before the layer hardens

    2. remove disk from packaging, spray with thin layer of clearcoat to keep oxygen out. Or perhaps just thin plastic?

    Of course ripping the disk is easier. But finding ways around it are more entertaining.

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  57. A typical movie-watching experience in our house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Friday 9:00PM: "Hey honey, the baby is finally asleep. Let's watch that new movie we bought."

    Friday 9:52PM: "Shit, okay I'll pause the movie while we go figure out why he's crying."

    Friday 10:38PM: "Why isn't he going back to sleep? Is he still hungry?"

    Friday 11:27PM: "Whew ... okay at least he's asleep now. Let's watch the rest of the movie."

    Friday 11:46PM: "Honey, if you're going to sleep through everything let's just turn it off and go to bed."

    Friday 11:58PM: (yes, you guessed right, no sex tonight)

    Saturday 2:15PM: "Love to finish that movie honey but if we don't do the grocery shopping we're gonna have no food to eat this week."

    Saturday 8:41PM: "That's great that he's asleep already ... and check it out, the Leafs are winning 3-1 right now!"

    Saturday 10:42PM: "Okay, Hockey Night in Canada is over ... wanna finish the movie?"

    Saturday 11:14PM: "Honey, if you're going to sleep through everything let's just turn it off and go to bed."

    Sunday 9:22PM: "What the fuck? This DVD doesn't even play anymore ... has it already been 48 hours?"

  58. The point is to screw you. (really!) by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    As we've seen over the years, single-use DVDs are a product with zero demand. So why make them?

    I'm sure that they pay a much lower royalty for the content when it is distributed on single-use discs. Now, put them in an impulse-buy area of a retail store at a price only slightly lower than people expect to pay for regular discount DVDs... The market for the product becomes people who don't realize that they are single use at the time of purchase. The only possible point of this product is to profit off the suckers.

  59. I hope the packaging isn't delicate... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Given the various wonderful stories about inventory practice at big box stores, the idea of them stocking a good that will go bad if not hermetically sealed makes me a trifle nervous. Even assuming that some little punk(s) don't realize that running around staples with a pin and popping packages is good clean fun; I suspect there'll be one or two "aw, just shrinkwrap it again and get it back out there" incidents. Hopefully there is a little window or something so that the buyer can see whether or not the disk has already self destructed before they buy.

  60. $5 by Floritard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So what they're really saying is that they can profitably manufacture, distribute, and sell DVD movies for the low price of $5, even after paying some company to add their technology to the disc which not only doesn't enhance the consumer experience, but seriously degrades it. So why do they charge $20 for the other discs again?

    1. Re:$5 by Keychain · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because people are buying them

    2. Re:$5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, people are buying them... because they can watch the $20 ones again and again and again, not just now but in a year or two or five. I know many regular DVDs will degrade over time, but the odds are pretty good that they'll still be watchable in a decade.

      Contrast this with a time-limited disc like these, that starts to deteriorate as soon as it's exposed to the air. It's an entirely different market, comparable to the rental market. For $20 you get to watch it as often as you like for as long as you like, for $5 you get to watch it for a couple of days at most. Four times the price for perpetual usage rights (i.e. until you scratch your media, or it finally dies of disc rot some indeterminate number of years down the track) doesn't sound that bad to me if you simply have to have it right now and can't wait for it to hit the discount bin.

      Additionally, I can see another market for these things - how long 'til we see the one-week version of these being given out with Happy Meals and the like? Traditionally McDonalds seem to have gone with current cinema releases, but tie-ins with direct-to-DVD or new-to-DVD where you get the crappy toy AND a time-limited copy of the movie could be great for driving sales of the regular DVD... some things will be truly crappy and the novelty will wear out after half a dozen playings, but in a lot of cases pester-power will result in parents purchasing the regular DVD just to shut the toddler up. Or, time-limited versions of prequels being given out with the Jumbo-sized popcorn at the cinema.

      It's a technology that definitely has a place. Replacing regular rentals shouldn't be its goal, and I don't see it displacing sales unless geeks buy the things for ripping to their media centres (personally, I'd rather have the regular product as my backup but that's just me). As for the waste angle, if it's polycarbonate then why can't it just go into the regular recycling stream and be sorted appropriately? I'd probably waste more oil driving back to the video shop to return a disc than would be wasted in one of these things - they're not green, and I'd hate to see them become the regular "rental item" (because then you'd only be able to watch what was profitable to box up now, not what was profitable for the video store to get three years ago and leave on their shelves), but they definitely seem to have a few valid niches.

  61. Only one use for this by Thelasko · · Score: 1
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  62. This is like DiVX how, exactly? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1
    BonrHanzon and/or kdawson must be on the pipe again.


    This model is exactly like DiVX except for:

    1. THEY'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!
    2. DiVX disks used crypto to limit plays, this uses a Mission Impossible self-destructing glue
    3. DiVX disks could be played at any time later and traded around with coworkers (playing fee applied), this creates piles of literally useless disks
    4. DiVX disks were not rippable, these (presumably) will be
    The only thing they have in common is they're an attempt to cash in on convenience with 'disposable' movies, and that they claim eco-friendliness wrt recycling. Exactly the same, yep.
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  63. waste of money by MrDiablerie · · Score: 1
    Why would I waste my money on this when I can buy a previously viewed DVD from Blockbuster for nearly the same price?

    Maybe if they were a dollar but five? Not worth it.

  64. DIVX discs were not disposible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DIVX was *NOT* a "disposable" DVD. The disc did not self destruct.

    The data on a DIVX disc was encrypted, and could only be played in a DIVX player (DVD player w/ additional hardware/firmware).

    A DIVX disc when purchased, included the right to watch the content within 48 hours after starting the initial playback. One could buy a disc and watch it months later if desired.

    New titles could be pre-sold in stores and a DIVX player would refuse to play then until the release date encoded on the disc.

    After the initial playback period had expired, the disc could be put on the shelf and "rented" again for another 48 hours of playback at a later time.
    The disc could also be converted to a "silver" disc (unlimited playback on a single player) or "gold" (unlimited playback on ANY player) for an additional fee. (Can't remember the pricing for this.)

    The player communicated with the DIVX "mothership" using a standard 2400 baud modem. This communication would indicate what you had been watching (and might need to be charged rental fees on) and enable the DIVX portion of the player box to continue operation. If you didn't "phone home" the DIVX features simply stopped working.

    The biggest problems with DIVX were:
    + It was ahead of its time.
    + People didn't "get it".
    + Movie companies didn't "get it", and didn't provide decent titles in DIVX format.

    1. Re:DIVX discs were not disposible by argent · · Score: 1

      The biggest problems with DIVX were:
      + It was ahead of its time.
      + People didn't "get it".
      + Movie companies didn't "get it", and didn't provide decent titles in DIVX format.

      + They depended on people who couldn't set their VCR to remember to hook up a phone line.
      + They depended on a landline in a cellular world.
      + You can't play them on vacation, at the beach, in the back of the card on long trips, on your portable player...
      + Ask the people who bought music from .

  65. Drive-in Theatres by camperdave · · Score: 1

    ...may go the way of the dodo just like the drive-in theater.

    Drive-in Theatres may not be as popular as they once were, but they are not extinct yet. There is one near my parent's place. I remember watching Star Wars through a telescope when I was young.

    They're not popular around big cities because of light pollution, land prices, and the closeness of indoor movie theatres. However around smaller cities and towns, they are still to be found.

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    1. Re:Drive-in Theatres by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Plus the bonus of being able to smoke, drink, and fool around during the movie. I mean, when was the last time you got a blowjob at the local megaplex? Oh wait, that's right, this is Slashdot. Forget it...

      But seriously, when I was a kid there were at least a dozen drive-in theaters near where I lived. Now there are only two that I know of, and both are about a 30-40 minute drive out to the burbs.

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    2. Re:Drive-in Theatres by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The back row of the megaplex theater exists for a reason...

  66. What morons! by woboyle · · Score: 1

    Since these are probably DCSS protected discs, what is to keep one from copying them before they "melt down"? There is no effective copy protection here and all they are doing is to pollute the environment and possibly damage the consumer's DVD player.

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  67. Hydrogen comes from methane by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

    Something like 90% of the hydrogen used in the world today comes from a company called Air Products that produced it from methane. The process produces about twice the CO2 per unit energy made available as hydrogen fuel as does simple burning of gasoline.

    Your source, as I suspect you know, is a possibility for the future, but not the reality of today.

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  68. Actually... by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

    ... I NEED to rip a DVD every time I like to see one, because "original" DVDs simply don't play on opensource or free players like Media Player Classic. And off course, I will never buy the crappyware from Cyberlink to this.

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  69. Dip it in a clear by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    sealant and let it dry ?

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  70. No, AppleTV was the DivX ressurection by MrMonroe · · Score: 1

    Now, /. community, use this to justify piracy! go!

  71. Re:Cheap Hack Workaround by The+FNP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, wouldn't you be making a backup copy in case your original stops functioning. IANAL, but wouldn't this mean that the DVD that you would burn as a backup count as your legal copy of that media? --The FNP

  72. Too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about everyone else, but thats about 10 times more than I'd be willing to pay for a defective movie.

    You might claim that its not defective, but what else do you call something that breaks 48 hours after you buy it?

  73. no thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll just keep getting my movies from mcdonalds for free (or $1, if I ever run out of promo codes)

  74. Companies should be forced to pay for waste by Chuckles08 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, I've been thinking of this idea to help reduce this kind of landfill-feeding stupidity. What about a scheme where companies are forced to pay a tax on the percentage of a product they produce that is not recyclable. For example, let's say a DVD is 100% non-recyclable. The company would then have to pay an n% tax on 100% of their selling cost (or some similar scheme). Sure, they could pass the cost on to customers, but companies who made "greener" products could then sell for less. What say ye?

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  75. well.... by Gnaythan1 · · Score: 1

    Can you wash the disks before you play them?

  76. There seems to be a large hole in this concept? by kingsack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) Open self-destructing DVD 2) Spray said DVD with something that prevents oxygen from reaching the disk, cheap hairspray seems like a good candidate here but there are probably even better materials that could be used. 3) Your self-destructing disk fails to degrade? This is aside from just ripping the, of course. And perhaps you could then return it demanding a refund because it was defective, it failed to seld-destruct!

  77. Someone Remind me ... by labmonkey09 · · Score: 1

    ... why are we still using little shiny discs to hold digitial data?

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    1. Re:Someone Remind me ... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Because the machines to press them have been paid off in full by now, so all the money raked in is basically profit.

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  78. $5 says that all dvds will self distruct in 10 yrs by chumba · · Score: 1

    call me crazy, call me a conspiracy nut, but my money is that all dvd's made today will be coasters 10 years after their date of manufacture. what better way to insure that you will buy it again on blue ray, and then again when downloaded content is fully in the swing of things.

    the logic of my crazy is that these flexplay disc's work (or rather break) because of oxidization. bassicly they rust in 3-5 days and can no longer be played.

    so what if all dvd's were engineered to oxidize at a slower rate. like say 1.3x the length of a format cycle.

  79. Re: Audiophiles by ALecs · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry - but that's simply not true. Sure, there are audio gear collectors who obsess over specs, price, reputation, etc. (the electronics equivalent of people who buy gucchi[sp?] handbags)...

    BUT - true audiophiles know that great sound is important, AND it can be has on a relatively shoestring budget. I've put less than $1000 into my stereo and continue to tinker with parts, build components and troll the local pawn shops in search of gear to try next. It really is about the sound.

    Also, consider homebrewing your own gear. There are a TON of great designs on the web with parts costs of less than $200. It's fun and it sounds great. :)

  80. "Landfill" is deceptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the term "landfill" is much too neutral. "Garbage heap" is more like it.

  81. Oblig. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    So long as each contain some sort of mission, preferably an impossible one, then I am OK with it.

    Also 30 seconds of Mission Impossible theme upon startup is mandatory!

  82. Re:Too late, Netflix has already cleaned their clo by powerlord · · Score: 1

    Ok, so I admit that my Roku box just arrived today, but it's just awesome. $9/month for the unlimited Internet watching


    Too bad your ISP is looking into tiered pricing that will make this less attractive.
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  83. Two things worth noting; by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 1

    #1) These are recyclable -- they offer a return address for you and recycling center information.

    #2) From the site "The viewing window begins when the consumer opens the package and exposes the Flexplay DVD to air. A Flexplay DVD can be watched as many times as a consumer wants during the pre-set viewing window."
                  Since I am an alien and live in an Argon atmosphere, I wonder if they would degenerate?

  84. the "stupid" one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DivX (the stupid one, not the codec)

    Bzzzt. Sorry. Both are stupid. /p?

  85. FleXPlaY codec? by chmilar · · Score: 1

    So, when Flexplay fails, will we get a FleXPlaY codec to memorialize it?

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  86. And you have to go to Staples by Animats · · Score: 1

    This is being sold by Staples? Staples sells office supplies, not entertainment. They expect people to pick up a self-destructing DVD while stocking up on printer paper and Post-It notes?

  87. Re:Too late, Netflix has already cleaned their clo by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 1

    >>Netflix is positioned to become the next "cable company" without having to lay all this cable.

    Not if the cable companies have their say in the matter. We're hearing more & more talk of tiered bandwidth packages lately; every major cable company in the US is looking at this model...

  88. I Bought It by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Well, how's that different from...

    1. Rent movie.


    The law looks differently at "I Bought It" than "I Rented It".

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  89. This is not DIVX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DIVX used a special media player that phoned home to unlock playing the disc. This is a separate technology that basically self-destructs the disc.

  90. Well if Consumer Waste is the Case... by dosh8er · · Score: 1

    ... then Staples should have no problem paying for a return policy on the discs to keep some of the more toxic chemicals on these discs OUT of _my_ state's LANDFILLS! I mean, we _are_ trying to be a GREEN country, aren't we? (Some might note the sense of sarcasm in the last sentence, are are correct.)

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  91. Re:Cheap Hack Workaround by nickhart · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An earlier poster suggested spraying, boiling or doing something to treat the "DVD" to keep it from decomposing. Assuming something like this is possible, is that a violation of DMCA? I mean, is spraying a special coating on a digital reproduction hacking? Are we going to have "intellectual property" owners lobbying Congress to plug the "hairspray hole?"

    At what point do we as a people say enough? It's time for these dinosaur media conglomerates to die out already. They don't make art and music. They don't provide a useful service to society (certainly not for the outrageous profits they rake in at the expense of both consumers and artists). A long time ago when distributing film and music was a comparatively enormous and complex undertaking these businesses may have had a use. Today they merely serve to stifle creativity, exploit artists and gouge consumers. We don't need them.

  92. So in 2 weeks people will have figured out.... by CitznFish · · Score: 0

    So, within 2 weeks someone will have figured out how to stop the chemical reaction that destroys the disc.

    That will make for an amusing ending to this technology.

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  93. Re:Too late, Netflix has already cleaned their clo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, so I admit that my Roku box just arrived today, but it's just awesome. $9/month for the unlimited Internet watching. And then don't have to push around a bunch of plastic discs, keep discs in stock in case people want to watch them. Nice. So who does this in Canada?

    I know Zip.ca plays the old mail-the-plastic game. But can I subscribe to some TV-like net-based service in Canada?
  94. Re:Too late, Netflix has already cleaned their clo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounds great and all but what of bandwidth caps and low bandwidth? I might see something I want to watch but now have to wait for that 1GB file to download at 41KB/s? Great I'll see you in 7 hours. Oh damn I just blew my bandwidth cap and now I get to pay an extra buck a movie to my ISP.

  95. Pirates suck by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 1

    Granted, all pirating sucks, its measurably better to at least pay for it once.

    Pricing is always a balance of of what the market will bear versus the true value. In the case of movies, the market certainly can bear paying for it to some extent - and at least once. Also, by paying for it once you acknowledge the artists and craftsmen while thumbing your nose at the profiteers.

    If you never pay for it at all you are just a common thief and deserve to lose a hand.

  96. Re: Audiophiles by foobsr · · Score: 1

    Like e.g. Accuphase vs. NAD, yes.

    CC.

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  97. One-Use? Self-Destructing? by AioKits · · Score: 1

    Was I the only one who immediately though of toilet paper as perfectly fitting this description?

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  98. Re:This is a convenience for pirates! Aaarrrr!!! by tetsu96 · · Score: 1

    They provide a case with high quality printed sleeve, and media to rip from? Except for being priced $4 too high, what's not to like?

  99. Case matters by mrman18766 · · Score: 1

    Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

  100. You just have to stop listening to the stereo... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    and listen to the music.

    It ain't always easy on awful crap systems.

    Price ain't the issue, sound is. It's hard to give some music a fair listen on junk.

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  101. Uhhhh... by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

    $5 at staples for a self-destructing DVD for 48 hours. Or $1 out of the red box outside of Jewel for until you return it. Hmm... That's a tough one. These guys have heard of Blockbuster and Hollywood Video haven't they?...

  102. EPIC FAIL! by aaronfaby · · Score: 1

    I know consumers already told us they don't want a product like this, but let's give it to them anyway!

  103. Bottom Line: Rich people waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We waste for our convenience and comfort. Doesn't matter if it's bottled water, air conditioning or disposable DVD's. If you buy a few of these a month how does it affect your overall impact? I personally throw away most blank optical media I record within a short time and I burn a lot for various things.

    As a mass of people we really only consider two factors being cost and perceived personal benefit and we're gonna put plastic in landfills until we run out of oil and plastic gets expensive... Then we're gonna mine our landfills to get back that plastic once that becomes cost effective.

    So waste on cause what you personally do doesn't matter anyway.

  104. Re: Watch the movie again then by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    If you are serious, and you didn't get it, watch the movie again because there are tons of stuff you will see the second time around. Even if you did get it, watching it again was worthwhile. That was a great movie.

  105. The down side are pre-failed disks by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    As with many manufacturing processes, a failure in the manufacturing of these disks could result in air leakage during storage. A purchaser would only have to buy one pre-expired disk and that would be the end of their loyalty to the technology, and possibly to the store where they bought it. Just look how big a problem it is when a bad run of DVDs makes it to the stores. If an unexpected environmental condition caused many people to sit down with their popcorn and kids to the disappointment, there would be a failed product. It would have to be engineered so that if something went wrong, the disk would remain ok instead of going bad.

  106. Re:$5 says that all dvds will self distruct in 10 by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 1

    so what if all dvd's were engineered to oxidize at a slower rate. like say 1.3x the length of a format cycle.


    The conspiracy theorist in me likes your thinking, but the pragmatist in me doesn't think that's likely.

    Sure, we've seen issues with CD Rot and CD Bronzing and a couple of DVD failure modes, but that seems to have been more of a manufacturing issue than a deliberate ploy by the media manufacturers or the record companies. And I don't believe for a second that it would be in the interests of MPAAFIA members to deliberately introduce a severely limited lifespan for these things, because you'd find that environmental or handling considerations would push a substantial number of time-bombed DVDs over the edge well ahead of time. I think all big corporate entities noticed what happened to Big Tobacco, and know full well that secrets have a habit of getting out - and something like deliberately engineering a ten-year average lifespan for DVDs would be a huge secret that even the legislatosaurus would notice eventually.

    I could be wrong, but I thought most of the really severe problems with CDs were with ones pressed prior to the early 90's. Similarly, I was under the impression that most of the oxidation and delamination problems with DVDs were with discs made prior to about 2004. To me, that points more to an improved understanding of the manufacturing process and packaging/environmental factors than to a deliberate "Ha ha, buy it again, suckers!" attitude.
  107. Re:Cheap Hack Workaround by damium · · Score: 1

    Most likely they have you sign an EULA type contract when you buy it (or have a shrink-wrapped EULA).

  108. Doubt it by duyn · · Score: 1

    Since you already have rights to the work's initial medium,

    True, but keep in mind the work's original medium isn't a normal DVD. It's a DVD that is meant to self destruct after 48 hours.

    does this mean than hacks are not violations of DMCA?

    The adhesive is still an effective technological protection measure to protect the copyrighted material.

    • Effective—I'll assume the stuff works, otherwise they wouldn't have gotten this far.
    • Technlogical measure—it'll be hard to argue that a special adhesive isn't a technological measure. It's not like the digital encryption systems we're used to, but if a special adhesive isn't techology, what is it?
    • Protecting copyright material—duh.

    I'm not a lawyer, but considering the above I'd find it hard argue it doesn't fit the description of "a technological measure that effectively controls access to a work".[1] Of course, if you were ever hauled in front of a court, your lawyer would probably have a field day arguing over whether it fits the definition. But it seems to here, so circumventing it still puts you afoul of the DMCA.

    They provided technology for the ORIGINAL disk to self-destruct. You are not breaking tech to make copies, you are *preventing breakage*.

    By preventing the decay, you're circumventing an technological protection measure. If it seems ridiculous that stopping your discs from decaying might be illegal, it's because of the ridiculousness of making circumvention illegal on its own.

    Even if you weren't breaking the DMCA, plain old contract law might screw you over. They tell you the discs only last 48 hours. You buy knowing they're only supposed to last 48 hours. They sell the discs at a discount on the understanding that you will only be able to use them for 48 hours. It seems pretty clear that it's a term of the contract of sale that you're only allowed to use the stuff for 48 hours.

    From there, it's not much of a step to argue that the disc only comes with a 48-hour licence to the copyrighted materials on it. Or that by buying the disc, you're accepting a licence to access the stuff on the disc for 48 hours only. After all, if you wanted a longer licence, you would have bought a longer-lasting disc. Either way, hang on to the copyrighted material beyond that 48 hour period and you're in breach of your licence. Which means you're in breach of copyright.

    Of course, this probably won't stop you from making backup copies of these discs—assuming fair use rights still mean anything. It's just that you'd have to destroy these backups after your licence expires. Which means you still end up with no movie at the end of the 48 hours.

    It doesn't look like the law will let you use these DVDs to burn a movie collection on the cheap, even if you could stop the adhesive from messing up the disc.

    References

    • [1] Pulled from the the bottom of p 5 of the Public Law PDF linked to from Wikipedia's page.
  109. You do own it by duyn · · Score: 1

    But you do own it. It's not like you only have a limited licence to use it, you own the disc. You're free to do anything you want with it, except copy it (hence the name—copyrights). You can watch it once or 100 times. If you while you are watching it 50 people happen to walk past your living room window, they can feel free to stick and see how the movie ends.[1] You can re-sell the disc afterwards. You can use it to prop up your table. You can lend it to your friend if you want.[2] For all intents and purposes, you own the disc like you own a car.

    Of course, owning it doesn't mean you can go around barfing up copies of it all over the place. But that's another story.

    Footnotes

    [1] It's probably a violation of the current copyright law somewhere, but I would argue the justification for it is weak. Arguing that you're not allowed to show a DVD you own in front of a crowd isn't going to stand up in court if they keep marketing it as "ownership" rather than "licensing". If I own a DVD, I can lend it to 50 people one after the other. If I can allow 50 people to watch it sequentially, I can allow 50 people to watch it in parallel. On a really big TV. Or a projection screen. The fact that the studio never foresaw me doing so, and didn't factor it into the price of the DVD, is their fault.

    That still wouldn't make it legal, but suggests a direction law reform should take in future.

    [2] The MPAA will probably not like you doing this—may threaten to sue you over it—but at the end of the day it's still your right to do it.

  110. So I guess they finally found a use for... by Architectonic · · Score: 1

    So I guess they finally found a productive use for the Ritek G04/G05 dye....

  111. Re:Cheap Hack Workaround by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From Wikipedia:

    The medium in itself is copy protection neutral and does not require additional Digital Rights Management types of applications to be installed for the content to be accessible.

    It should be noted that DVD-D is not an actual Digital Video Disc Standard and they can be copied, almost rendering the point of the product useless. No DRM + ownership of the disc = no DMCA violation.