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Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist

An anonymous reader writes "Former NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell — a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission — has stunningly claimed aliens exist. And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions — but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades. Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview that sources at the space agency who had had contact with aliens described the beings as 'little people who look strange to us.'"

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  1. Space Madness! by FatSean · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think he just had a case of the space madness.

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    1. Re:Space Madness! by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      And how many times have YOU been in space? This guy has BEEN there. He knows the facts on the ground.

    2. Re:Space Madness! by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's ridiculous. That's like saying an airline pilot knows about the latest top secret fighter plane designs. Personally, I find it a bit hard to believe that a civilization is smart enough to travel interstellar distances but too stupid to use basic camouflage.

    3. Re:Space Madness! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And how many times have YOU been in space? This guy has BEEN there. He knows the facts on the ground.

      Or, indeed, in the air.

    4. Re:Space Madness! by MrMacman2u · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you meant "He has Space Dementia!"

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    5. Re:Space Madness! by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Says who? Hey, we're already arguing on conspiracy grounds, why not argue for fake moon landings while we're at it?

      I'm a programmer, but that doesn't make me more credible than someone who has no clue about programming when I claim that Cthuluh is controlling the internet.

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    6. Re:Space Madness! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Every time something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy. Well I saw a real alien. And I wish for once my friends would have decency and kindness to believe me.

    7. Re:Space Madness! by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or land their crates safely after traveling for billions of miles, or at least crash somewhere else but in the middle of nowhere, midwest USA.

      One could imagine that they're either more subtle when they try to remain under cover than leaving mutilated cattle and anally probed people lying around after their departure, or that they'd be more choosy when trying to reveal themselves than to show themselves only to some moonshine-swigging hicks. Why not land in the middle of the Superbowl finals, now THAT's revealing!

      Seriously, for such an advanced species, they make very little sense.

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    8. Re:Space Madness! by unlametheweak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nope,

      He said supposedly real-life ET's were similar to the traditional image of a small frame, large eyes and head.

      Sounds more than likely he bumped into Ross Perot on a dark night.

      Ref:
      http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ross_Perot

    9. Re:Space Madness! by tritonman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unfortunately, all the UFO buffs who would be delighted to hear this information are also the same people who believe that the moonwalks were a sham, so they won't believe a word he says.

    10. Re:Space Madness! by SpleenVenter · · Score: 5, Informative

      > when I claim that Cthuluh is controlling the internet.

      That was not supposed to be revealed. A nasty tentacle is on its way to claim your mortal husk.

    11. Re:Space Madness! by Annymouse+Cowherd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think he just had a case of the senility.

    12. Re:Space Madness! by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And how many times have YOU been in space? This guy has BEEN there. He knows the facts on the ground.

      response.funny == "I thought the point was that he knew the facts in space."

      response.obligatory == "You mean, he had the script handed to him on the sound stage?"

      Seriously though, extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. This guy is either a wingnut or expects proof to be forthcoming. I hope for the latter but expect the former :)

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    13. Re:Space Madness! by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 5, Funny

      or Space Herpes

    14. Re:Space Madness! by blahplusplus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Says who? Hey, we're already arguing on conspiracy grounds, why not argue for fake moon landings while we're at it?

      I'm a programmer, but that doesn't make me more credible than someone who has no clue about programming when I claim that Cthuluh is controlling the internet."

      While I agree with you somewhat, I've it's a hobby of mine to scour the "crazy's", because frequently because of their over-active paranoia they'll pick up things that most people normally wouldn't that are in fact TRUE, the problem with these people is that - they mix truth with imagined relationships or patterns that aren't there, thereby most people disqualify all of what they say by association, instead of just 'ignoring' what is false, and finding what is true.

      The truth of a statement is not determined by:

      -The status of the person
      -Their education
      -Whether or not that society considers them crazy/kooky, etc
      -and on and on.

      A statement is true whether or not someone is crazy, educated or not, has a job or not, or is rich or not. This 'false by association' stuff is programmed into us from birth, and while it can be a nice heuristic. I'd really like a study done on the amount of true statements vs false statements, done scientifically and with an eye towards taking what is said statement by statement to analyze the truth value's. I imagine the kind of patterns that you'd find would be interesting to say the least.

      I imagine paranoid/crazy people would pick up a lot of true stuff that we deem false because we've been programmed by education/the media/entertainment, etc, and vice versa.

    15. Re:Space Madness! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hope that we're not alone. The idea that this is the only planet with sentient life anywhere in the Universe isn't just a waste of space. It chills me to the core to think that there's no Others out there. I hope they're waiting for us. "Hey, humans, you made it! We thought you'd never get out of that singularity."

      Let's also assume that they have different physics and that FTL travel is possible and routine.

      If there were aliens that were aware of our existence, it's likely that they would watch us to see what we would want them to do.

      "Hmm. There's genocide here and here, 40 000 of their offspring starve to death each day. They do not interfere. We should not interfere with their development.

      "They are afraid of things which are different. We are different. We should not show ourselves."

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    16. Re:Space Madness! by KillerBob · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe they're just fetishists... we have some pretty messed up fetishes among the human population, so why is it so hard to believe that aliens might get off by sticking things in your bum?

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    17. Re:Space Madness! by ndansmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously, for such an advanced species, they make very little sense.

      What makes you think an alien species shares your notion of "sense?"

      Wow, I cannot believe I am playing Devil' advocate for little green men . . .

    18. Re:Space Madness! by BobMcD · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's ridiculous.

      Really? Picture this scenario: Aliens are real. You know it, and you're about to send an Astronaut to the moon, where you feel it is likely they may encounter aliens. Would you NOT brief said Astronauts beforehand? No procedures, no protocol, not even a heads-up? Really?

      I think that THIS would be the ridiculous position.

      Personally, I find it a bit hard to believe that a civilization is smart enough to travel interstellar distances but too stupid to use basic camouflage.

      What stupidity would be required? Again, imagine you're an alien. You know these inferior beings represent no threat to you at all. Likewise, you know their civilization will deny your existence. Why, then, would you waste any spare cycles on camo?

      Your assumptions seem to be based on excluding the possibility that aliens do, in fact, exist. There's nothing wrong with that, as an opinion, except that it limits the opposite conclusion unnecessarily.

    19. Re:Space Madness! by MarkGriz · · Score: 4, Funny

      or Space Herpes

      ...which he got from Aliens. QED

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    20. Re:Space Madness! by megaditto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To paraphrase Murphy's law, shit happens. Small things like a drop of condensation bringing down a B2 stealth bomber even though the thing costs 2 Billion, with many more in R&D costs.

      If our basic understanding of logic is correct, one can actually prove that one cannot think of everything that can go wrong and thus prevent shit from happening to you.

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    21. Re:Space Madness! by Forcepath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just because they're advanced doesn't mean the have the same notions of importance as we as human being do. Add in language, cultural, and technological barriers, and it isn't so strange at all that aliens could do some really dumb things by human logic. Perhaps aliens use biotechnology we haven't dreamed of, or have never heard of radio waves, etc etc.

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    22. Re:Space Madness! by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or land their crates safely after traveling for billions of miles, or at least crash somewhere else but in the middle of nowhere, midwest USA.

      If you were an alien, where would you land your craft? In the middle of nowhere, where there is no one around to mess with you or your stuff, or in the right in the middle of Central Park, where the Bloods or the Crips might gank you and jack your ride?

      One could imagine that they're either more subtle when they try to remain under cover than leaving mutilated cattle and anally probed people lying around after their departure

      Mutilated cattle may be an entirely different phenomenon than aliens (see el chupacabra, for instance, for a weirder, but alternate explanation), but as far as anally-probed people -- well, again, if you were going to anally probe people, would you anally probe the President or some celebrity or would you pick some poor schmuck whom no one is ever going to believe?

      Why not land in the middle of the Superbowl finals

      I assume they also wouldn't want to get involved in local conflicts.

      C'mon, try to see it from the alien's perspective.

    23. Re:Space Madness! by eonlabs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd love to play with this a bit:

      1. There's a lot less to crash into during space travel than when you're at or near a planet. We did a lot more crashing of probes into Mars than in the space between here and Mars.

      2. The mutilated cattle and anal probes are probably being done by people and being blamed on aliens. That never had to be UFOs, and it can still be someone covering up for their sick relatives.

      3. Why not land in the middle of the superbowl? What if they deemed our civilization was not secure enough for open contact. What are the odds that enough scared people with the means of launching a missle would be interested in doing so out of fear. Pre-emptive strike ring any bells? From that perspective, landing in desolate areas makes logical sense. Although it would probably make more sense for a water landing if possible. Easier to hide.

      4. We need more gratuitous references to our typical /. memes

      I for one welcome our alien brethren/overlords

      1. mutilate cows
      2. anal probe astronauts
      3. flashy thing people
      4. ???
      5. profit!

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    24. Re:Space Madness! by Reapy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think people think too much with their 5 senses when thinking about alien life forms. What's to say there isn't a whole world existing in the same space as us, and we just cant perceive it.

      But step back from that philosophical stuff, and imagine that why would there be another species similar humans? I think people think aliens, they think human with different features with similar concepts of life, death, morals, social "revealing" ( would they even understand what that is? ) rather then something so foreign, we couldn't even begin to understand it, nor its motivations, if it has those?

      Sci fi is fun because we graft human behavior on something different, and its fun for us to say ooh look they are just like us. But in the end it is just the human ego projection our emotions on something else.

      I watched wall-e the other day. I was amazed at how well pixar could make a box with eyes utterly human. Our minds see patterns, shapes, and behavior in the right spot, and we fill in the blanks with the emotions. This is the same thing people do with the idea of "aliens". I think it is limiting, egotistical, and utterly human. We just need to remember to keep open minds about what we see, or "alien" life, because in reality it just seems like we are looking for life "similar" enough to what we know, to call it life.

      For any geeks out there, orson-scott card's ender books (the later ones) deal with this a bit, as they try to discover whether a virus is actually a species, and wiping out a really smart virus is in fact genocide.

      Just interesting stuff, but we have to remember to stop grafting our humanism on top of alien things we do not understand.

    25. Re:Space Madness! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Attempts to expand Godel's incompleteness theorems to anything beyond their original scope are foolish. From the Wikipedia article you cited: Authors such as J. R. Lucas have argued that the theorems have implications in wider areas of philosophy and even cognitive science as well as preventing any complete theory of everything from being found in physics, but these claims are not generally accepted. Don't make poor Godel into a sociologist!

    26. Re:Space Madness! by Jay+Clay · · Score: 5, Funny

      Score: 5, >> INFORMATIVE It's the little quirks in Slashdot that entertain me so.

    27. Re:Space Madness! by colmore · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, the seemingly logical human brain makes all kinds of silly blunders.

      Such as inserting a naive interpretation of Godel's theorem into a debate that isn't about the derivable elements of a formal system.

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    28. Re:Space Madness! by muellerr1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not sure what's funnier: your response, or the fact that your telling somebody that a tentacle is on its way to claim their mortal husk was modded +5 Informative!

    29. Re:Space Madness! by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's to say there isn't a whole world existing in the same space as us, and we just cant perceive it.

      On a wild guess, I'd say physics.

    30. Re:Space Madness! by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or land their crates safely after traveling for billions of miles, or at least crash somewhere else but in the middle of nowhere, midwest USA.

      I know, right? Why, just imagine, if you can, a civilization that has the ability to launch things out into space, sending a craft all the way to another planet, only to have it crash due to some absurd oversight such as, oh, say, a Metric-to-Imperial measurement conversion or the like!

      Sheer absurdity, I tell you!


      Seriously - Aliens, if they do exist, do not count as infallible techno-gods come to save us from ourselves. They most likely have similar flaws to our own, and have simply made it a few centuries further along than we have.

    31. Re:Space Madness! by clone53421 · · Score: 3, Funny

      futility: playing devil's advocate for little green men.
      irony: playing devil's advocate for little red men.

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    32. Re:Space Madness! by tmosley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would say it is more like an air force test pilot knowing about the latest top secret airplane designs. He might no know how to build one from parts, but he knows its there and he probably knows SOMETHING about its capabilities.

      This doesn't seem to be that far from the truth. It might even be straight up fact.

    33. Re:Space Madness! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also playing devil's advocate for little green men:

      If they knew our culture they'd know nobody would believe they exist without overwhelming physical evidence, so there would be no point in going through a great deal of effort to hide themselves, and it would be safe to conduct activities that would leave them vulnerable to being observed.

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    34. Re:Space Madness! by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I thought Scifi was just a way that people could project racist stereo types and project hate in a non-specific manor. "They're not really people so we can slaughter them. Who cares if they bare a striking resemblance to chinese people."

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    35. Re:Space Madness! by isomeme · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously, for such an advanced species, they make very little sense.

      Yep. It's almost like they're, you know, alien or something.

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    36. Re:Space Madness! by herriojr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why would they feel the need to "reveal" themselves to us? When biologists study wildlife, they try to stay as hidden as possible. Who's to say that we're not wildlife to them? And seriously, just like rogue biologists, there could be rogue aliens that try to get closer than they are supposed to.

    37. Re:Space Madness! by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the airline pilot were a fighter jet pilot who spent their career being briefed on top-secret fighter designs, because their job was to test them, then of course his saying that he'd been briefed on some alien aerospace tech would be credible, though of course still subject to debate. Not mere dismissal with an analogy that supports him.

      Especially since this particular pilot was indeed an astronaut, who not only tested America's most advanced aerospace research, but was actually out in space, where the aliens come from.

      And why do you think that the aliens he's saying are known to exist are too "stupid" to use camouflage? Maybe they don't mind being seen when they're seen. Maybe they use camouflage the rest of the time. Maybe they want to be seen. How can you pretend to know, and to be smarter than them when you know less than nothing about them?

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    38. Re:Space Madness! by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Informative

      It could, but this isn't the first time he has made these claims. He isn't the only person from that era either. Buzz Aldrin from the appolo 11 missions has made similar claims.

      I have heard others too. They attempt to hide their identities to not be retaliated on but they sound just like other astronauts who where in positions to know.

      This is the first time I have hear an astronaut claim Roswell was real though. The rest of what he said seems to be the same.

    39. Re:Space Madness! by rozz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously, for such an advanced species, they make very little sense.

      oh really !?
      an advanced, smart species will act EXACTLY the way you describe above ... and landing over superbowl is actually the kind of thing that a complete retard with big boots will do.

      if you find a new civilization, you just cannot go in head-first like some sort of bush-junior-junior
      you would take your time and study the place thoroughly and do all possible experiments, as stealthy as possible ... if you wanna do some hands-on testing on a few specimens, you have to choose precisely the ones that noone will believe in case they remember something.
      and after you done your homework, you may wanna start to give them clues, like crop-circles or whatever stuff may seem strange for them and see how they react.
      and only after that you may try to approach them more directly, in a manner that you figured out would be the least disruptive for their civilization.

      have you ever thought that there may be many alien species which are studying as for centuries already but figured we are not ready for contact .. or that it's just not a good thing for them to do it?
      why would you think that alien species are so dying to see you asap?

      anyway, it is quite disturbing to see you got moderated +5 for the above commentary.

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    40. Re:Space Madness! by neomunk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Because we know every detail about every iota of matter and every detail about every energy transfer, right?

      I think you overestimate your fellow humans there, being that we've oh-so-barely scratched the surface of understanding the world around us. How long have we known about radio waves? Microwaves, particularly? How about Bose-Einstein condensates? Mmmhmmm. Seems to me that there is a WHOLE LOT goin on right under (and inside!) our noses that we BARELY are able to detect, let alone understand in any significant way. Don't get me started on complex systems, the nature of many-variabled interactions or even something so esoteric as 'consciousness'. We know next to nothing (and in some cases, I'd bet we know EXACTLY nothing) about a great many of the universe's more detailed workings. Even those bits we THINK we know oftentimes cannot be verified by lack of proper experimental apparatus.

      No offense, but your post kind of comes of as a QBASIC programmer scoffing at the guy writing in C because YOU see no reason anyone would need to use malloc(), as the 'physics' already has a solution for that, and anything beyond your comprehension is, of course, irrelevant.

      I'm not making any fiat declarations about aliens, programming languages or physics, just that you DON'T KNOW what you DON'T KNOW. Neither do I, but I (for one) am accepting of that. I am however very unaccepting of the resemblance to Donald Rumsfeld in my first sentence of this paragraph, that's just wrong.

    41. Re:Space Madness! by ericrost · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you've ever seen a roadkill deer sitting next to the road, and pictures of the supposedly mutilated cattle, its just how a dead thing looks after a few days of lying around given natural bacterial, insect, and scavenger activity. Discovery did a great job of debunking this one. I can't remember the show, but now that gas prices are high enough that roadkill doesn't get picked up regularly, just look at a deer the next time its been lying beside the road for 3 days. Exactly the same patterns.

    42. Re:Space Madness! by huckamania · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To paraphrase Einstein, the most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that we can comprehend it.

      Of course, he could be wrong about that. I think it is easy to prove that the universe has become more complex since the big bang (if you believe in it, that is). I also think that the universe is not finished becoming more complex. It may turn out that physics is trying to hit a moving target and that we may never have a Complete Theory of Everything, because Everything isn't finished yet.

      Something to think about...

    43. Re:Space Madness! by LaskoVortex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think he just had a case of the senility.

      Probably. But the lack of evidence of aliens doesn't mean they don't exist. Notice that I said there is a lack of evidence of aliens. Read that again. Now again. Okay now you understand that I am not claiming any evidence of aliens nor that I have any experience with them. Think about that, hard. That's what I said. Now that I've said that, consider that if you were a highly sophisticated life form and could travel interstellar space, you might have a heightened sense of the maxim: don't fuck with the wildlife.

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    44. Re:Space Madness! by UCSCTek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We do know practically all of the basic physics--the available particles and how they interact--up to a relatively high energy level. If there's "another world" "in the same space" as us, then it would have as building blocks either weakly-interactive particles or high-energy, likely unstable particles. Neither seems reasonable for supporting any kind of life, certainly nothing remotely similar to us.

      Within the Braneworld theories, I think you could have "parallel" universes in the sense that neighboring universes are lined up in space(the large-dimensional bulk, here). These could be separated by small distances (though what is small for the extra dimensions?). That's about the closest I can get to "world in the same space".

    45. Re:Space Madness! by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually I think it's just their odd little way of saying "Hello"...

      RS

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    46. Re:Space Madness! by Haeleth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hope that we're not alone. The idea that this is the only planet with sentient life anywhere in the Universe isn't just a waste of space. It chills me to the core to think that there's no Others out there.

      Right, but this is just religion, with aliens standing in for gods.

      Currently, the number of planets we know have ever sustained life is one. We can disprove the theory that Earth is unique by finding evidence of life on e.g. Mars, but that would just shift the goalposts -- we still wouldn't have any evidence from which to argue that life has ever existed outside our solar system, and we still wouldn't have any evidence from which to argue that sentient life has ever existed other than on Earth.

      Face it: we have no meaningful data at all on how widespread life is in the universe, and there is no realistic prospect that we will get it any time in the foreseeable future. What this means is that speculation on the existence of intelligent alien life can only be just that: speculation. You can make personal arguments about how unlikely you think it is that life is unique to Earth, and you can make emotive arguments about how silly you think it is to assume that humans are "special" or "unique", but the fact remains that we have no evidence either for or against this position.

    47. Re:Space Madness! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [Roswell crash] Or land their crates safely after traveling for billions of miles

      The thing is that aliens may be subject to the same "laws" of economics that we are. Fancy technology does not mean one has a fancy budget. It may have been a cheap, worn-out saucer that nobody wanted to spend resources to replace. And maybe there were many successful flights that we never hear about. Just because one crashed does not necessarily mean they only visited once.
             

    48. Re:Space Madness! by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean you would believe Bush if he went on TV to say he was anally probed by aliens, which during the process told him there were WMD in Iraq?

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    49. Re:Space Madness! by Toby_Tyke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just to establish, up front, that I do NOT believe aliens have visited earth. But, supposing they do:

      If you were an alien, where would you land your craft? In the middle of nowhere, where there is no one around to mess with you or your stuff, or in the right in the middle of Central Park, where the Bloods or the Crips might gank you and jack your ride?

      Why, exactly, would they care whether we knew about them or not? Suppose that proof is found that aliens exist. They have the technology to cross interstellar distances, so it's a fair bet that they are massively more advanced than us. What are we gonna do about it? I'm pretty sure whales are aware that humans exist, but there's fuck all they can do to stop the Japanese whaling fleet.

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    50. Re:Space Madness! by strawberryutopia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's only the teasers that we get to see on Earth. These are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for level 5 planets and buzz them, meaning that they find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one's going to believe and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennas on their head and making beep beep noises.

      Advanced species know that Earth is mostly harmless, so they tend not to bother with it.

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    51. Re:Space Madness! by vux984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you have the technology to handle the incredibly, stupidly huge energies needed to travel between the stars, all the missiles on Earth don't mean a thing to you.

      I disagree. A modern supersonic F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet armed with missiles, bombs, 20mm rotary canon, etc is orders of magnitude beyond say, a 1000 year old trebuchet. The jet utterly dominates and controls every aspect of the engagement... its just absurd to contemplate such a 'battle'.

      Yet even so, if the pilot were to land the jet within range of the trebuchet to say hi to the locals, a barrage of 300lb rocks crashing into it is still going to break it.

      Point is: just because something is fantastically advanced technology doesn't automatically mean it can't be smashed by a big rock.

    52. Re:Space Madness! by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1. There's also the possibility that they are messing with us. I can see benefits to a first contact scenario in which you fake a crash and come off looking all helpless, and a lot less scary. If I can see the benefits, then so too might alien-thinking aliens. It amazes me how many intelligent rational people will implicitly assert that aliens don't exist unless they behave like humans would expect them too. ("aliens can't be real because if they were then they would surely be doing _____")

      2. There was a documentary done a while back that made a very good case for cattle mutiliation being a government black op to monitor radiation absorption levels in areas near where secret nuclear testing and uranium mining has been done. Apparently the tissue (lips, anus) which are most frequently removed from mutilated cattle are the ones that also provide good indication of radiation absorption.

      3. See my rant in point 1. Aliens look alien. Aliens think alien. You can't assess their likelihood of existing based on a priori assumptions about what you expect their behavior should be.

      4. That's a given

    53. Re:Space Madness! by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmm... possible.

      Imagine we found some extrasolar planet where the females all look like little girls in school uniforms and the males like tentacle monsters... I bet Japan would be developing the FTL drive within a decade.

      Maybe it's similar for aliens.

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    54. Re:Space Madness! by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Didn't you hear?

        "We've reached the limits of what recto-probing can teach us."

      -Kang from the Simpsons. Or Kodos. I'm not sure.

    55. Re:Space Madness! by AmigaMMC · · Score: 3, Funny
      >doesn't mean the have the same notions of importance as we as human being do

      Yeah we do!

      >Perhaps aliens [...] have never heard of radio waves

      Yeah we have.

      Oops! I said too much!

    56. Re:Space Madness! by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Currently, the number of planets we know have ever sustained life is one.

      So what? We're so primitive that I can count on two hands the total number of planets that we can actually see, and they're all orbiting the same star, one of billions in this galaxy (which is one of thousands of galaxies that we can currently see). Only in the past decade have we even been able to detect exosolar planets, and even then we can only detect them by their effects on their host stars, not by direct observation (so we can only detect the massive gas giants, not the small rocky planets more likely to have life like ours). Making any assumptions based on our observations of the universe is outright idiocy in my opinion, since we know so little.

      Face it: we have no meaningful data at all on how widespread life is in the universe, and there is no realistic prospect that we will get it any time in the foreseeable future. What this means is that speculation on the existence of intelligent alien life can only be just that: speculation.

      True, but the vastness of the universe indicates that it's extremely likely that other life exists out there. The idea that, out of probably quadrillions of planets out there, there is no other life but that on Earth, seems rather silly to me. Yes, it's just speculation, but given the choice between saying 1) it's likely we're the only planet with life, or 2) it's likely that we're NOT the only planet with life, choice #2 is the only one that makes any sense. It's possible #1 is true, but it's far less likely than #2.

      and you can make emotive arguments about how silly you think it is to assume that humans are "special" or "unique"

      There's no emotion involved here. It's pure numbers and probability. If there's 1E12 stars out there that we know of alone based on our primitive astronomy, and an unknown number of planets in the "habitable zone" around those stars, what are the chances that life never evolved on other worlds? Given that we've already shown experimentally how cell-like structures can spontaneously evolve given the right mixture of materials, pressure, and temperature (normally seen on planets in this habitable zone), it seems pretty obvious that the chances are extremely low that we're the only world to have any life. And that's just assuming that our hydrocarbon-based life is the only viable kind, instead of considering totally alien lifeforms which may evolve in totally different environments.

    57. Re:Space Madness! by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. Nuclear weapons can produce million degree plasma. No material fails to vaporize. Aliens will still be vulnerable to weapons like nukes because they will be constrained by the limitations of physical matter. Oh, you say, aliens will make their ships out of pure energy! Well, to that I would say "that's stupid" and move on, because energy fields don't DO certain things that materials do. Materials have limits. I think there's an upper boundary to technology, called the Laws of Physics, which may be refined, clarified, but won't be broken outright.

    58. Re:Space Madness! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or am I way off the mark with respect to how American Football actually operates at this level?

      You're way off the mark. Timeouts are when you get more beer and snacks - you're not looking for anything to happen then.

      And if it DID happen during a timeout, then as soon as the timeout were over the refs would no doubt rule against the team whose colours most resembled the alien skintones, for too many players on the field.

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    59. Re:Space Madness! by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But step back from that philosophical stuff, and imagine that why would there be another species similar humans? I think people think aliens, they think human with different features with similar concepts of life, death, morals, social "revealing" ( would they even understand what that is? ) rather then something so foreign, we couldn't even begin to understand it, nor its motivations, if it has those?

      Sci fi is fun because we graft human behavior on something different, and its fun for us to say ooh look they are just like us. But in the end it is just the human ego projection our emotions on something else.

      The other reason for this is because it is astonishingly hard to tell a good story with alien characters who have no common ground with humans. We tell human-centric stories with human aliens because we can connect on an emotional level, so that's where we get Spock caught between the human and Vulcan cultures, all that angst. It's still not even remotely plausible that alien humanoids would evolve to look like us and be like us right down to interbreeding but there ya go. The only real story you can tell with true aliens is just how frickin' alien they are. The Borg are fairly alien. We can't relate to them on a cultural or personal level, we can only relate to them as competing lifeforms, the only common points are a desire for food, shelter, and procreation, and we'd still disagree about the relative definitions of those things. And true aliens would be even more alien than the Borg.

      Supposing that we're talking about aliens coming to Earth, that excludes all the potential aliens who have no desire to go mucking about in the universe, we're talking aliens with some sort of curiosity, be it scientific, religious, or philosophical (or something else we cannot fathom) who want to go out and explore. Since they're paying attention to us, we're of interest on some level, but were we the point of the mission or just an interesting footnote? How do they perceive the world, how do they interpret it? One hypothetical alien I came up with was essentially a plant-like organism. It consisted of a mass of tendrils, like a mass of tentacles with no central body. These aliens constructed walking scaffolds so that they could move across the landscape. Their natural thought process is complex but moves at a far slower rate than ours so to them the world is a blur. Not normally a problem because they like taking their time to think things through. But in times of emergency, they need to react quickly, instinctively, so they grow an emergency brain that can react to danger. To their own perception, the world is spinning by and then suddenly they are somewhere else. They then review the memories of the emergency brain to see what has happened, the threat encountered and how their body reacted. These plants have the ability to finely control their own physiology and can actually adapt their genetic code on the fly. So while in terran species evolution takes place between generations, with these aliens there is no difference between generations. Genetic material is traded between individuals, new individuals can bud off at any time, and the only death comes from accident. Memories are encoded just like genetic material and can be traded so there is not quite a group mind but a universally shared experience. An individual could go off and have an adventure far away, come back with the unique experiences to share and everyone can now have the same memory of experiences as that individual.

      So right there is an example of an alien we can imagine that humans cannot talk with, only correspond through a written medium. And even at that, the alien grasp of reality is so different from ours, common points of experience and metaphor become troublesome. And even allowing for that level of communication is a huge reach when thinking about truly alien aliens.

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    60. Re:Space Madness! by laddiebuck · · Score: 2, Informative

      The mods know more than we think!

    61. Re:Space Madness! by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because logic is objective, and for presumably sentient beings, universal.

    62. Re:Space Madness! by lgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And of course Poul Anderson's High Crudase, or the silly movie of the same name, take this to an entertaining extreme. Given circumstances that are only midly far-fetched, a bunch of guys with swords could end up carjacking your space ship, flying back to your cities, and attacking them with trebuchets! It pays not to be too cocky.

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    63. Re:Space Madness! by scribblej · · Score: 2, Informative

      Buzz Aldrin never made any such claims.

      You know what, nevermind that. I suggest you go ask Buzz himself. I know how it'll end; he'll clock you one just like the Moon Hoax idiot.

    64. Re:Space Madness! by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Provided you're right, I guess the "Jesus experiment" was considered a failure, considering what we made out of the experience. Seriously, the atrocities you mention, a lot of them have been justified in the name of some religion. Forced conversions, religious prosecutions, crusades, I guess that's not what he had in mind.

      If anything, religion is one of the leading causes of war. I think if Jesus could see what we made out of his religion, he'd have stayed a carpenter and shut up. Well, I would have, put in his boots.

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  2. Huh. by AltGrendel · · Score: 5, Funny

    "little people who look strange to us."

    Well, maybe we look strange to them, too. Ever think of that?

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    1. Re:Huh. by ByOhTek · · Score: 5, Funny

      Look strange?

      Alien 1: They reproduce HOW?
      Alien 2: *repeats explanation*
      Alien 1: That's... Revolting!

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    2. Re:Huh. by Ngarrang · · Score: 5, Funny

      "little people who look strange to us."

      Well, maybe we look strange to them, too. Ever think of that?

      Hush, you ugly bag of mostly water.

      --
      Bearded Dragon
    3. Re:Huh. by robertjw · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm going to get Mitchell's back on at least part of this.

      Roswell is real. I had lunch there just a few weeks ago on my way to Carlsbad. Don't visit - Nothing to do, nothing to see, just a dirty little town in the New Mexico desert. Don't bother.

      What? Did they close the UFO museum? And the Robert Goddard Museum? Those are two things to see.

      Been a few years since I was down there, but I didn't really think it was a dirty town at all. Seemed kind of nice. Even had big aliens printed on the Walmart.

    4. Re:Huh. by Svippy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know what is confusing me about these aliens? Why do they always contact governments when they come to Earth so they can cover it up?

      I can only applaud our governments, they are doing an excellent job. If they are capable of covering up moon hoaxes, 9/11 plans and aliens crash landing, I'd just wish they were able to do their job just as fine with, say, the war in Iraq?

      This is what always gets me about these people, they talk as if the government is a body of competent people. Last time I checked, they aren't! Private corporations could run most countries better.

      A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned.

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    5. Re:Huh. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think you would greatly enjoy "They're Made out of Meat" by Terry Bisson.

      http://www.setileague.org/articles/meat.htm

    6. Re:Huh. by Abreu · · Score: 4, Funny

      With apologies to Terry Bisson:

      -"They are made out of meat??"

      -"That's what I've been trying to tell you!"

      -"Yuck... Thats just disgusting"

      -"I am glad you finally believe me"

      -"So, what do you advise?"

      -"Officially, or unofficially?"

      -"Both"

      -"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing"

      -"I was hoping you would say that"

      -"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"

      -

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    7. Re:Huh. by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't buy the "space alien" story for the simple reason that the "Area 51" aliens look too much like us. Bipedal, five fingers, five toes, two eyes, one two holed nose, one mouth. Look at the diversity of life on earth, with hooved animals, pipedaal animals with feathers, squids, six legged insects and eight legged spiders, no legged snakes. And all of these creatures presumably evolved from the first earthly protolife, as we've never seen life sponaneously appear since, nor have we been able to cause it to spontaneously appear.

      Plus, how would they have found us? Our radio waves are incredibly weak. Even nuclear blasts are weak on a cosmic scale, and nobody farther than fifty light years away could have detected them yet.

      If in fact they are aliens, they must be time aliens, not space aliens; a species that evolved from humans and travelled through time to do a bit of archaeology. Considering that humans have only been here a hundred thousand years (and look at how we have progressed since), imagine what our descendants ten million years in the future will be like? We will be less than chimpanses by comparison.

      I can believe time travel before I believe faster than light travel.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    8. Re:Huh. by gnick · · Score: 2, Informative

      What? Did they close the UFO museum? And the Robert Goddard Museum? Those are two things to see.

      Been a few years since I was down there, but I didn't really think it was a dirty town at all. Seemed kind of nice. Even had big aliens printed on the Walmart.

      I was including the UFO museum under "nothing to see". YMMV. Never been to the Goddard museum.

      And yes, they've got aliens painted everywhere. Even the McDonald's was built with a alien theme. If that's interesting to you, I guess it's at least unique. Personally, I find it a little gaudy and obnoxious - Basically just reminding everyone that the "UFO crash" is the only reason that anyone would be willing to visit. Again, YMMV.

      To be fair, the town was a lot nicer last time I was there than I remember it as a kid. They unfortunately have gang issues (strange for a city that small - also this could have been fixed since last I heard), but they're working hard to clean up their image. I may have been unduly harsh on them while attempting to be funny, but I'm still not a big fan. Unless you've got a kid at NMMI, Roswell's a good place to drive through, not to, IMO.

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    9. Re:Huh. by Intron · · Score: 4, Informative

      They were doing that, too.

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    10. Re:Huh. by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course they do. Aliens have a sense of humour. That is why they only ever contact/abduct drug abusers, lunatics or drunks staggering home at night from the pub.

      The common thread here is that they will only reveal themselves to people who the general population will never believe. That's why they have no problem revealing themselves to our governments.

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    11. Re:Huh. by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wrong. I think you'll find that one of the biggest problems with the US government is that there's way too much control by private corporations. There's too many laws to help out corporations, and too many laws restricting the rights of the individual. The countries that seem to work the best, are the ones that put the rights and living conditions of people above the well being of corporations.

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      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    12. Re:Huh. by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The aliens don't have to find you if they put you on your planet.

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    13. Re:Huh. by sentientbeing · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Did you know it had been turned into a short film?
      http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/made_meat/

      (The guys own site : )
      http://www.terrybisson.com/meat.html

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    14. Re:Huh. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We've found life in the freezing cold depths of the ocean where light doesn't penetrate. We've found life on the edges of volcanos. We've mixed together chemical soups and watched life erupt out of it.

      Obviously, life isn't a unique and special thing, but something that naturally erupts into existence all over the place. Therefore, there must be life all over the universe, and not just here on Earth.

      Which is, of course, consistent with major religions. 'God', aka 'The Universe', creates life 'in his image', aka 'of the universe'.

      The universe doesn't tend towards entropy. It tends towards life. We are walking, talking evidence of this fact.

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    15. Re:Huh. by arkarumba · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Plus, how would they have found us? Our radio waves are incredibly weak. Even nuclear blasts are weak on a cosmic scale

      You are only considering this with respect to your technology. You'd be suprised at how far atomic entanglements travel in the sub-ether. Though it did take us a couple of years to get there after you began playing with such toys.

      > I don't buy the "space alien" story for the simple reason that the "Area 51" aliens look too much like us.

      You are almost right. Most of the galatic community would scare the bejeezus out of you. We were chosen as the closest match, to be the most palettable when contact was made with your authorities.

      However the hysteria at Roswell made it clear your general populous were not sophisticated enough to handle such a large and sudden paradigm shift. Don't worry, thats quite common. Its also common for populations to implode upon such revelations - so we tread carefully. It normally takes quite a while to lay the groundwork for a whole world to gracefully embrace such a significant revelation. We've been observing how you respond to an accelerating rate of technological and cultural change. We are judging the time is close when most of you will be acccepting of our revellation. This is part of the final stage of that process.

      Take care now.

    16. Re:Huh. by rthille · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interestingly, just this morning I was reading QED by Feynman, and photons & electrons do travel faster than 'c', but the probability is low, and rapidly gets lower as the distance increases. And the distances he was talking about where 'c' starts to dominate are those greater than from the nucleus to the electron shells, so "really really small" compared to interstellar distances. However, could it be that with a big enough lens (on the order of a galaxy), that you could "focus" any photons that may have jumped from Earth to there. Of course I haven't done the math, and the probabilities may be such that every bit of energy ever given off by our solar system would still only give a 1 in 10^Googol odds of a single photon getting there before a photon traveling at 'c', but if you believe quantum physics (or at least Feynman), then it's possible for at least single particles to travel short distances faster than 'c'.

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    17. Re:Huh. by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, they can't.
      If you actually research it, you would find that Government agencies are almost always on target.

      There are three things to remember.
      1)I corporation can fail at 99 project, and succeed at one. No one will talk about the failures, and they will hype the success. Where as with a government agency they can do 99 projects right, and miss one and that one gets hyped all through the media.

      2) Go to the library and look at the fiscal records, almost all projects are done on time and within budget.

      3) Government agencies have for more accountability then corporation.

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    18. Re:Huh. by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Funny

      We've mixed together chemical soups and watched life erupt out of it.[citation needed]

      --
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    19. Re:Huh. by Skye16 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd rather be "more poor" and less dicked over than have as much money as I do and still feel like I'm getting shafted by corporation after corporation on a daily basis.

      Maybe if you gauge successful systems by how much phat loots they have, we're doing pretty damn good, but I'd give up a hell of a lot if I didn't have to deal with the bullshit that government granted monopolies have bought me (cable, telephone, cell, etc).

      But maybe that's just me.

    20. Re:Huh. by Tripster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I can believe time travel before I believe faster than light travel.

      Time travel would basically require it anyway. Think of it this way, if you want to travel back in time on Earth you would need to travel to the location of Earth at the time you intend to visit, which isn't the same location Earth inhabits today since we're moving through the cosmos with the Sun which is moving along with the galaxy which is also moving. So to time travel you basically still have to overcome the whole "travel long distances through space" issue we currently have.

    21. Re:Huh. by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Informative

      We've found life in the freezing cold depths of the ocean where light doesn't penetrate. We've found life on the edges of volcanos.

      And all of it is related, and all evolved from the same source. When life began there was no oxygen on the planet.

      We've mixed together chemical soups and watched life erupt out of it.

      If we have, this is the first I've heard of it. Have you any reputable links?

      Obviously, life isn't a unique and special thing, but something that naturally erupts into existence all over the place.

      Again, as far as we know it only started once on this planet, and although there may be or have been life on Mars or Europa we have never found proof of it. The only place we've ever found hints of life are right here.

      Therefore, there must be life all over the universe, and not just here on Earth.

      Your conclusion is based on a false premise, but despite that I think it highly unlikely that in the vast reaches of our galaxy, let alone the unimaginably huge number of planets in the universe, that we are alone. If life arose independantly here from non-life, it must have risen independantly elsewhere. But if it did, it is absurdly improbable that it would look anything like us.

      The universe doesn't tend towards entropy. It tends towards life. We are walking, talking evidence of this fact.

      Life is part of entropy.

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    22. Re:Huh. by Penguin+Follower · · Score: 2, Funny

      Episode 18, "Home Soil" See this page:

      Also, the life form calls Picard an "ugly bag of mostly water," which has to be the best line ever on TNG.

    23. Re:Huh. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "God is dead" - Nietzsche, 1882

      "Nietzsche is dead" - God, 1900

      "Neitzsche is God" - Dead, 1980

      "Nietzsche God dead" - Is, 2004

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  3. Art Bell Guest Spot? by Homer's+Donuts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will he be on Coast to Coast AM soon?

  4. old news by sohp · · Score: 5, Informative

    Dr. Mitchell has been saying this about aliens for many years now. He's always had a bit of a pseudo-scientific bent. During his Apollo 14 flight to the moon, he secretly conducted ESP experiments with friends back on Earth.

    1. Re:old news by Sen.NullProcPntr · · Score: 5, Funny

      During his Apollo 14 flight to the moon, he secretly conducted ESP experiments with friends back on Earth.

      And how did that go?

      Most likely no better than when the same experiments were conducted in the next room.

    2. Re:old news by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      How can you not know that? He transmitted the results all over the world via ESP! Didn't you get them?

    3. Re:old news by BitHive · · Score: 5, Interesting
      It gets better--

      In The New York Times of June 22, 1971, he verified that rumor, and reported that his experiment had produced results "far exceeding anything expected" but in almost the same breath, he described those results as only "moderately significant."

      Mitchell told the Times that he had made arrangements that four persons stationed in different cities would attempt to determine through ESP the order of a home-made deck of standard Zener cards. These are the familiar symbol-cards (circle, plus mark, wavy lines, square, five-pointed star) that are used by parapsychologists. Astronaut Mitchell said that 51 out of 200 of the guesses made by the four subjects, were successful. Chance would call for 40 correct.

      In among all the enthusiastic statements made by Mitchell to the reporters, we discover that the experimental conditions through no fault of his had turned out to be less than ideal. He had intended to perform these experiments every day during the Apollo mission, but changes in the schedules meant that he could only work on four of those days, two on the way to the Moon, and two on the way back. But and this is very significant the psychics back on Earth, it turned out, since they were not aware of the schedule change, had written down their impressions of what Edgar Mitchell was thinking about, the40 minutes before he had begun! So, any apparent success in the experiments must be attributed to precognition, not to telepathy.

      From: http://www.randi.org/jr/05-31-2000.html

  5. Moonwalker by hansamurai · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've seen Moonwalker and I would definitely agree with this notion.

  6. He's got to be right by k_187 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If its as well covered up as he says it is, why did they let him talk? They're obviously allowing him to go public so he'll appear as a crackpot and give credibility to the opposing view.

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    1. Re:He's got to be right by rocketman768 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, it's sad to see a hero go senile...But, I'm sure he has proof like a fuzzy picture of a distant light in the air or something.

    2. Re:He's got to be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      "...like a fuzzy picture of a distant light in the air or something."

      Nope, that would him having a stroke.

    3. Re:He's got to be right by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well oblivious they KNEW he would look like a crackpot so we would obviously not believe him. On the other hand they KNEW that we would think that we know they think he wants to look like a crackpot so we would obviously not believe NASA. However, we know that he has been on the moon, so he might have gone mad, so obviously we can not believe him. However knowing he has been on the moon means he was privy to a lot of highly classified information so we obviously can not believe NASA. However only a great fool believe in what has no proof so we can obviously not believe him. On the other hand NASA knows the slashdoters of the world are not great fools, and they were counting us not foolishly believing him, so we can obviously not believe them. INCONCEIVABLE!

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    4. Re:He's got to be right by Poohsticks · · Score: 5, Funny

      Truly your intellect is dizzying.

      --
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    5. Re:He's got to be right by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Informative

      Gods, how did two people get the same quote wrong...

      "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect..."

      (-1 Redundant)

  7. Just wanting attention by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's just mad that only Buzz gets any attention these days.

    1. Re:Just wanting attention by praedor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apropos of nothing, I went to high school with Aldrin's daughter. Damn was she hot.

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  8. Pics or it didn't happen by BPPG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What was his source? He doesn't claim to have seen them himself, or anything according to TFA.

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  9. Strange to us.... by TypoNAM · · Score: 5, Funny

    'little people who look strange to us.'
    Tom Cruise and the scientologists?

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    1. Re:Strange to us.... by Floritard · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clearwater, Fl here. Tom Cruise is an anomoly. The scariest part about regular scientologists is that they look just like us!

    2. Re:Strange to us.... by cli_rules! · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why he wears those special sunglasses - so he can recognize the other Scientologists.

  10. "During the three-day journey... by cosmocain · · Score: 5, Informative

    back to Earth aboard Apollo 14, Mitchell had an epiphany while looking down on the earth from space. "The presence of divinity became almost palpable, and I knew that life in the universe was not just an accident based on random processes ... The knowledge came to me directly," here

    Who would have thought that he'd go totally nuts one day.

    1. Re:"During the three-day journey... by Eighty7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who would have thought that he'd go totally nuts one day.

      Well what do you expect? From TFA, he holds the record for moonwalking - nine hours and 17 minutes. You can see what it did to Michael Jackson...

    2. Re:"During the three-day journey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's probably the "overview effect". Some people get a mild version of it looking out of an airplane window, or even just looking up at the stars. From what I gather, it's like meditating. Dozens of astronauts have been similarly affected, though Mitchell seems to be the most vocal.

    3. Re:"During the three-day journey... by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would imagine it would be pretty hard to walk on the moon and NOT have a religious experience.

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  11. cover-up by Lord+Ender · · Score: 3, Funny

    To cover-up this conspiracy, the government will soon inject him with a secret drug to give him dementia. Those diabolical bastards... who stole my teeth??

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  12. The requisit... by Deathdonut · · Score: 5, Funny

    little people who look strange to us.

    I for one welcome our new Danny DeVito overlords.

  13. I want to believe. by rfernand79 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously, I do.

    1. Re:I want to believe. by xstonedogx · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just to be clear, we're talking about space aliens, and not girls, right?

    2. Re:I want to believe. by thrillseeker · · Score: 4, Funny

      there's a difference ... ?

  14. Documentary by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 5, Funny

    In that case, I'll tell my wife that the new X-Files movie is a documentary.

  15. Listen to the original by Bananatree3 · · Score: 4, Informative
  16. I for one welcome our alien overlords by solidex · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new overlords and wish to extend a heart-felt greeting to Lord Xenu!

    BTW, anyone who tries to prove me wrong that aliens haven't visited us is *CLEARLY* part of a government cover up. You may have fooled the world into thinking that Australia exists but you can't fool the world into thinking that aliens haven't visited us!

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  17. You coveteth my ice cream bar! by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can't take it from me now! I've had this ice-cream bar since I was a CHILD! People...always trying to take it from me! Why won't they LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONNNNE?

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    1. Re:You coveteth my ice cream bar! by nachosupreme · · Score: 2, Funny

      STIMPY....You IDDDDIOOOT!!

    2. Re:You coveteth my ice cream bar! by eaeolian · · Score: 5, Funny

      BACK OFF, Man! Don't force me to use this!

    3. Re:You coveteth my ice cream bar! by QRDeNameland · · Score: 5, Funny

      If the guy brought back a few missing left socks from the mission, he'd be more credible.

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    4. Re:You coveteth my ice cream bar! by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The aliens use them for fuel.

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    5. Re:You coveteth my ice cream bar! by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Odd socks don't go 'missing', they crawl into dark wardrobes and, after a short larval stage, emerge as fully-formed wire coat-hangers.

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    6. Re:You coveteth my ice cream bar! by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't label all your socks? What if you transfer cotton-dwelling disease from one foot to the other?

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  18. 77? by GofG · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's 77. Obviously, he's senile.

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  19. Yes, There are aliens... by Bullfish · · Score: 5, Funny

    And they are out there right now...

    Mowing my lawn and trimming my hedge

    1. Re:Yes, There are aliens... by Bullfish · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just the fat guy who's belly makes his t-shirt inadvertantly look like a crop-top

  20. Crackpottery abounds by snarfies · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Tom Cruise worships L. Ron Hubbard.
    Jim Carey think vaccinations give you autism.

    Just because you're famous doesn't mean you can't be a total crackpot. Its too bad this time its somebody more science-related.

    1. Re:Crackpottery abounds by Floritard · · Score: 4, Funny

      Somehow I think the psych evaluations for astronauts are somewhat more stringent than those for Hollywood actors. At least that's what movies about astronauts have taught me.

    2. Re:Crackpottery abounds by AeroIllini · · Score: 2, Informative

      Last I read there was some supporting evidence for this position. In fact, IIRC, the official position is that while vaccinations may cause other health risks, any associated side effects effect a much small population than an unvaccinated population. Simple fact is, there isn't enough information to disprove such positions. And, like cell phones, some studies do indicate their use may have negative side effects.

      Now then, I'm not saying he's right. What I am saying, your statement seems to imply he's crazy for taking such a position while in reality, you taking such a position seems to imply the same about you. It's probably best to simply accept, while unlikely, it's still possible. The jury is still out.

      Just some food for thought.

      The jury is not still out, and you must have last read about it in 1998, before that study was retracted and corrected. Larger studies since have found zero link between MMR vaccinations and autism. Here's what the CDC has to say on the matter.

      Also, study after study has found no statistical link between cell phone use and cancer. Additionally, the output of a typical cell phone is about 100 milliwatts; this is so small as to be insignificant.

      So yes, continuing to espouse such theories when they have been consistently shown to be false and relying on irrational fear instead of a discussion of facts can be considered crazy. By all means keep an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out.

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  21. Re:Or an insider with knowledge you lack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We don't. Just like we don't know if there was ever really a flying spaghetti monster.

    Besides. Since when do Conspiracy Theorist care if somebody who is telling them something is an insider or not?

    People who refuse to believe we landed on the moon refuse to listen to insiders. It doesn't matter how many facts or how much proof you heap upon them. They still don't believe.

    Only when it works to their advantage do they "believe" what an insider has to say.

    People who believe aliens have been to earth don't believe insiders when they say it didn't happen and they claim that the insiders are covering everything up but when one insider says it happened all the believers point to it as ultimate proof because it's from "an insider".

    Give me a break.

    They choose when to believe and when not to believe depending on what best supports their Theory.

    It's like arguing with a Religious person.

  22. Why senile? by Narpak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why does it seem so many assume that this is something he have started believing now at this late age; and that is it connected to dementia?

    Edgar Mitchell have been involved with fringe science for a long time, and have made statements proclamation his belief in UFOs for a long time. It is his belief; if he seen something to make him believe this I do not know. But to say that this is simply old age and senility is unkind and inaccurate.

  23. Conspiracy Theories by aaronfaby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find it impossible to believe that the government is capable of keeping conspiracies secret. They couldn't keep 5 guys breaking into the DNC office a secret (Watergate), but somehow they can orchestrate an elaborate conspiracy involving thousands of people over the course of 6 decades and not a single shred of credible evidence has been leaked. I'm sorry but deathbed confessions don't count.

    1. Re:Conspiracy Theories by debrain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I find it impossible to believe that the government is capable of keeping conspiracies secret. They couldn't keep 5 guys breaking into the DNC office a secret (Watergate), but somehow they can orchestrate an elaborate conspiracy involving thousands of people over the course of 6 decades and not a single shred of credible evidence has been leaked. I'm sorry but deathbed confessions don't count.

      The voice of evil itself speaks of its means to such ends:

      "The size of the lie is a definite factor in causing it to be believed, for the vast masses of a nation are in the depths of their hearts more easily deceived than they are consciously and intentionally bad. The primitive simplicity of their minds renders them a more easy prey to a big lie than a small one, for they themselves often tell little lies, but would be ashamed to tell big lies."
          - Hitler

      To wit, your argument - the lack of evidence - mirrors what was said about the Nazi death camps prior to the end of World War 2. People denied it, vehemently and utterly, until not just evidence but overwhelming evidence contradicted them. Even today, people deny that millions were killed in the holocaust.

      People believe what they want to believe, and people don't want to believe things that threaten their assumptions about the world.

      I recognize your argument, and it's a valid one, but I, for one, believe alien visitors could be concealed by governments.

    2. Re:Conspiracy Theories by rpj1288 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Godwinned!

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    3. Re:Conspiracy Theories by StarfishOne · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sgt. Clifford Stone (US Army)

      http://www.disclosureproject.org/witnesssamples.htm

      "During the discussion of UFOs, the question, ultimately, is going to come up, can any government keep secrets, let alone the U.S. Government? And the answer to that is unequivocally yes. But one of the greatest weapons the intelligence community has at their disposal is a predisposition by the American people, the American politicians and the debunkers â" people who wish to try to debunk UFO information. They immediately come out and say, oh, we canâ(TM)t keep secrets, we canâ(TM)t keep secrets. Well, the truth is, yes, we can.

              "The National Reconnaissance Office remained secret for many, many years. The mere existence of the NSA remained secret. The development of the atomic weapon remained secret until once you exploded one you eventually had to tell some people what was going on.

              "And we are conditioned by our own paradigms not to accept the possibility or probability of a highly advanced intelligent civilization coming here to visit us. You have evidence in the form of highly credible reports of objects being seen, of the entities inside these objects being seen. Yet, we look for a prosaic explanation and we throw out the bits and pieces of the evidence that doesn't meet our paradigm. So it is a self-keeping secret. You can conceal it in plain sight. It is political suicide to go and start hitting up intelligence agencies to get this information released. So, most of your members of Congress, and I know Iâ(TM)ve worked with a lot of them along that line, will balk and try not to do it. I can name you three members of Congress that were point blank asked to have a congressional inquiry on what happened here at Roswellâ¦

              "We have got to get the documentation as it exists in the Government files. We have got to get it released before it ultimately is destroyed. A good example is the Blue Fly and Moon Dust files. I had classified documents the Air Force acknowledged. When I got members of Congress to help me open up more files, they were immediately destroyed and I can prove this.

              "Somewhere along the line, they may see that material and realize there is some very highly sensitive information that would have a damning effect upon the national security of United States should it become compromised. It needs to be further protected, to insure that there is only a limited access to that information to a small number of people. So small you can put them on a list of paper, on a piece of paper, and list them by name. Thus, you have the special access programs. The controls that were supposed to be put on the special access programs are not there. When Congress did their review of the way we protect documents, and the way we go ahead and implement our secrecy programs, they found that you had special access programs within special access programs â" that is was essentially impossible to keep control of them all by Congress. And, Iâ(TM)m telling you right now; it is essentially impossible to keep control of them all.

              "When it comes to UFOs, the same criteria applies. Therefore, only a small nucleus within the intelligence community, numbering less than a hundred * no, Iâ(TM)d suggest less than 50 * control all that information. It is not subject to congressional review or oversight at all. So, Congress needs to go ahead and ask the hard questions and convene a hearing."

  24. Pffffft by Born2bwire · · Score: 4, Funny

    How can anyone seriously believe this guy? First he claims that we've walked on the moon and now he's saying that aliens exist.

  25. Back in the good old days by farbles · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Back in the good old days people who leaked a big conspiracy disappeared. Ever since the first Kennedy assassination, the Powers That Be have discovered that the best way to deal with leaks is to just have more and more leaks and bury the truth in a million similar sounding lies.

    Suppose Mitchell's right and there really is a big alien contact conspiracy that's being covered up? We've all seen so many photos of streetlights coming from crazy/misguided people that the best policy from the conspiracy's point of view would be to let him yammer on and throw out a lot of phony alien contact crap. They don't have to discredit him, we'd all do that for them.

    All they need to do is keep him from getting at any legit relics storage so he can't go public with an alien tricorder or something that people can verify as ET in origin and the world will just think he's a loon.

    That's the trouble with real earth-shaking truth, it sounds almost indistinguishable from lunacy. You gotta wonder if there is a percentage of our locked-away crazies who are telling us the truth and we're just too thick to see it.

    1. Re:Back in the good old days by RabidMoose · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's the trouble with real earth-shaking truth, it sounds almost indistinguishable from lunacy. You gotta wonder if there is a percentage of our locked-away crazies who are telling us the truth and we're just too thick to see it.

      Please listen to this man! I'm not crazy! The robots are going to take over and kill us all! Skynet! SKYNET!!!

    2. Re:Back in the good old days by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The crazies are the ones whose judgment is enough impaired that they make the mistake of talking about it.

      Sane people see a lot of weird stuff over a lifetime, but we keep our mouths shut because (a) we want to be able to keep a job and pay the bills, and (b) no one wants to hear you talk about the weird stuff except the crazies. See, other sane people either (a) never saw the weird stuff, so they think you are crazy, or (b) they have, and they know better than to talk about it in public, so they think you're one of the crazies for talking about it. Either way, they back away quickly and you find that no one sane wants to talk to you.

      The first rule about the Weird Stuff is we don't talk about the Weird Stuff.

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  26. Re:Or an insider with knowledge you lack by dedazo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Discard the most unlikely alternative and you'll always find yourself statistically closer to the most likely one.

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  27. Why would E.T. visit our backwards little planet? by mmell · · Score: 4, Funny
    Unless they had the interstellar equivalent of a flat tire, why would they stop here? Certainly not to learn anything from us - about us, perhaps; but any race capable of overcoming the obstacle that is interstellar space would hardly be interested in our coal/oil/uranium fired technologies. Not to learn from our social development (unless it's from morbid curiosity, to see why we haven't wiped ourselves out yet). No, if E.T. ever shows up, it'll be like when the US fleet showed up at all those little islands in the Pacific - and we'll do little better than the Polynesians did in that encounter. I therefore consider it our patriotic duty if any extraterrestials are found here on earth to kill them and eat them. This will not only serve to discourage them from messing with us but could alleviate starvation in certain third-world countries, and might very well prove to be tasty!

    Count on something less like Star Drek, Nth Contact and more like ID4, except for the part at the end where we survived (I doubt they would be running Windows on the mothership). I just don't see their presence staying secret for long.

    As for Doctor Mitchell, I recommend adjusting the dosage on his meds.

  28. Re:Dementia by robertjw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not to mention, I've met many people that believe weird things without being able to blame dementia/alzheimers/any diagnosed mental illness.

  29. Last vestige of American credibility... by gatkinso · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...just went right down the toilet.

    Oh well.

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  30. what to do? by mattwarden · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am so conflicted. In order to believe this support for one of my favorite conspiracy theories, I have to accept that this guy is credible. In order to accept he is credible, I have to ignore one of my other favorite conspiracy theories about the moon landing. Maybe this situation is presented to me as a test to see whether my brain is harvestable.

  31. Re:Eddie Izzard called it by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Funny
    I think you meant:

    But he had a sense of humor so he should have used it, 'cause there was that lunar module there - a fixed camera, just fixed, not panning left or right, just stationary. So he could've been there saying, "Hi, people on the Moon. As you can see, the Sea of Tranquility here, there's the mountains in the distance, there's the Earth! There, you're looking back up at yourselves there. Over to my right, I can see a fucking monster! There's a monster behind me! ( screaming ) Oh no, help! Get off my leg!" Buzz Aldrin in a monster outfit ( growling ) Neil doing a close-up with... "He's got me, Houston. The monster's got me! He wants cash! He's got my hand up behind my back. I think he knows jiu-jitsu! He wants cash for the release of my life. Send a million... - two million dollars, leave it in a bag by the Sea of Tranquility. I don't know, the North Shore! What the fucking 'ell...?" Oh, it would have worked, wouldn't it?

    Thank god for the preview button!

  32. There has been something going on... by Daswolfen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... with NASA for years. There has been lots written about it. Some, like the secret Egyptian ritualistic cult is bunk. A lot, like the amount of images that NASA has edited or deliberately taken at lower resolutions than the equipment was designed for or at really poor angles.

    And if you read though the Apollo transcripts, there are some really bizarre comments that only make sense if you take them in the setting of discovering alien ruins or debris on the moon.

    And if you look at the history of the UFOs and alleged government cover-ups, you see that the few that have broken their silence on the matter have effectively been death bed confessions. Others that have done so have just disappeared (i.e. Bob Lazar).

    What I find strange, if there is no real cover-up of UFOs, then why has the government spent so much time and effort trying to sweep it under the rug, so to speak. There are documents out there, that have been released through the FOIA process that show how much time and effort has gone into it and how high it goes (I have seen documents from Eisenhower, Truman, and Kennedy on the subject). If there are truly no such thing as UFO's, then why address the issue at all?

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    1. Re:There has been something going on... by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "NASA has edited or deliberately taken at lower resolutions"

      Cite

      "And if you read though the Apollo transcripts, there are some really bizarre comments that only make sense if you take them in the setting of discovering alien ruins or debris on the moon."

      Completely false.

      "And if you look at the history of the UFOs and alleged government cover-ups, you see that the few that have broken their silence on the matter have effectively been death bed confessions. Others that have done so have just disappeared (i.e. Bob Lazar)."

      Non sensible.

      "then why address the issue at all?"

      there are't sweeping anyting under the rug, they are responding to the public, like they're supposed to. The fact that there is nothing there doesn't mean their' hiding anything, it means you are wrong.

      I used to really be into this, I ahve looked at every piece of information available, read the transcripts, and there is no evidence, at all of aliens.
      Plus it doesn't even pass any rule of thumb.

      There is no gain in covering this up anyways.
      Imagine how much money NASA would get if they found something?
      For example, if they had evidence that the face on Mars was an artifact created by another race, we would have people there by now.

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  33. Astronaut != Scientist by areReady · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Keep in mind that Apollo astronauts weren't selected because they were good scientists. They were chosen because they were good pilots.

    1. Re:Astronaut != Scientist by gatkinso · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not precisely true. They were selected beause they were good pilots, as well as good scientists, as well as good athletes... quick thinkers... cool headed... great engineers.... competant mathematicians... conversant astronomers.... ad nauseum.

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  34. Little people who look strange to us... by advocate_one · · Score: 3, Funny

    well, finally this explains G.W. Bush... and Tom Cruise

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  35. Kerrang! Radio Interview by Recessive+Gene+Boy · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can listen to the actual interview here

  36. he claimed our technology is "not nearly as sophis by Thrazzle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Chillingly, he claimed our technology is "not nearly as sophisticated" as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned "we would be been gone by now".

    Oh dear god!

    They found out about MS-WINDOWS!

  37. Secrecy is overrated by jdevivre · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How do all these aliens actually pull off the secrecy... amidst all these people that LUST for its exposure?

    Don't tell me that "Take me to your leader." actually works!!!

  38. Relative Scope by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Absolutely. Of course, if you're going to fall into the NASA conspiracy you want to be true, shouldn't you at least acknowledge the NASA consipracy you don't want to be true? Maybe?

    Without lending credence to either conspiracy theory, one of the metrics you should use when judging the likelihood of a conspiracy being true is the number of individuals required to be complicit.

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  39. Perfect timing by bberens · · Score: 4, Funny

    This story comes up just as the new X-Files movie comes out. Coincidence? I think not.

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  40. Extraordinary claims... by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    require extraordinary proof. Regrettably, there is none.

    -jcr

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  41. Re:Yet more proof... by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    100 years ago was 1908. Marconi had successfully demonstrated transatlantic wireless communication seven years previous.

  42. Would there really be panic in the streats? by the_arrow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One of the most common reasons for not revealing the existence of aliens, is because the top leaders of the world are afraid that the population of earth will panic. I don't think that is the case, I think most people would say something like "yes, I knew there really were aliens". The only ones I think would panic is the religious nut-jobs, although you would think that the would be used to have their view of the world shattered at least once every hundred year or so.

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    1. Re:Would there really be panic in the streats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, Wired just recently had a story about religion and aliens. Apparently it's no longer a question of whether aliens exist- it's how we separate the ones who're Christian from the ones who need to be evangelized.

      Which is both rather sad, and exceedingly appropriate for our race, I think.

  43. I don't have a problem with aliens but by pembo13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems far more likely to me that the government is covering up things they themselves do than the actions of aliens. Furthermore, why would an intelligent species meet with what I consider to be generally the most violent portion of supposedly civilized society, find reason to return, but not take stuff from us.

    Unless all they want are our bees and ozone.

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  44. Anything to do with the new X-files movie? by atari2600 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmmm and the new movie is coming out soon - actually tomorrow. Coincidence? I think not. Trustno1.

  45. Re:Why Do You All Doubt So Much? by networkzombie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Uh, no. It would be truly remarkable that alien life would have master traveling at the speed of light to get here. Otherwise it would take a journey of hundreds or thousands of years. What's next? Are you going to tell me that maybe these aliens have a life span of twenty thousand years and they just read a book on the way here? I don't think so. Alien life is more then plausible, it is all but assured. Space travel to far away solar systems is very, very unlikely.

  46. Re:Or an insider with knowledge you lack by dedazo · · Score: 4, Informative

    OK, so you believe him? You believe there are aliens. Right?

    I'd be happy to join you if you provide proof of that. Incontrovertible proof. In the era of pervasive digital imaging, someone must have that, somewhere. Surely? Maybe it's just a coincidence that the number of "quality" UFO sightings dropped dramatically after the 70s. Yeah. So let's see it. Because otherwise you're asking me to have faith. And quite frankly, at that point the "ufologist" starts to sound suspiciously like a Jehova's Witness.

    I'm ready to believe the truth is out there. Just show me proof.

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  47. Re:Or an insider with knowledge you lack by rk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Being in space or not does NOT lend any extra credibility to any claim. If you think he's credible on this, then fine, but "ZOMG he's been to the MOON!!11" doesn't make him an expert on extraterrestrial life and government cover-ups. Even if it did, it's still only a statement. Without any evidence to back it up, it has no real value.

    Mitchell has been into fringe (or pseudo, take your pick) science for a long time now, and believes in things like remote healing, ESP, as well. Should we start to believe in that as well?

    I get paid by NASA too, and frankly, I'd be more worried someone there would fake evidence that there IS life in space in order to get a bigger slice of the declining NASA science budget (which is getting cut 20% this year if GWB gets his way).

  48. Re:Or an insider with knowledge you lack by maynard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's not true. Many astronauts claim to have witnessed UFOs either in space or while flying military aircraft. Some examples: Gordon Cooper; Donald Slayton; Robert White; Joseph Walker; and both Gemini astronauts James Lovell and Frank Borman witnessed an object while in orbit together.

    Perhaps they're all wrong. Or conspiracy theorists. Or just plain nuts. But if they're all nuts, then they shouldn't be called "flight-ready" now should they?

  49. Not the only one by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Gordon Cooper (Mercury 9 & Gemini 5) has also made similar claims. I seem to recall hearing such claims also made by other astronauts, as well as engineers etc..

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  50. Dubya clears the air by julian67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The President today: "I checked with Commissioner Xith and he's never even heard of the human Dr Mitchell. Or David Icke."

  51. smart people believe weird things too by xPsi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As Michael Shermer has observed, "smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons." A humble reminder that you can have a degree in aeronautical engineering, a doctorate in aeronautics and astronautics, and also walk on the fucking moon, and still have totally pseudoscientific, non-evidence-based views about the world just because you personally want them to be true.

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  52. Re:Why Do You All Doubt So Much? by AdamTrace · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You sound so... sincere.

    The reason that logical, rational people dismiss alien contact is there simply isn't any evidence that is bulletproof.

    It's FAR, FAR more likely that people:

    1) play hoaxes on the public
    2) misremember or misinterpret natural events
    3) hallucinate due to drugs/alcohol or mental illness
    4) lie for attention

    You're right, though, to a certain degree. As we accumulate more and more anecdotal evidence, we SHOULD keep our eyes and ears open. But we must also remember that we're very fallible creatures, so we shouldn't accept any evidence unless it is truly convincing.

    So far, no truly convincing evidence has been found.

    Adman

  53. Re:Why would E.T. visit our backwards little plane by rk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless they had the interstellar equivalent of a flat tire, why would they stop here? Certainly not to learn anything from us - about us, perhaps; but any race capable of overcoming the obstacle that is interstellar space would hardly be interested in our coal/oil/uranium fired technologies.

    I don't know... ask an archaeologist if they would like to have a time machine to observe ancient civilizations directly. I would imagine that in a galaxy even fairly dense with sentient life, finding one right on the dawn of a industrial/atomic/information age would be a pretty rare thing and would be something hypothetical alien xenoarchaeologists would really want to observe.

  54. Re:Or an insider with knowledge you lack by maynard · · Score: 2, Informative

    I said nothing of the sort. He claims to have witnessed a briefing on the subject. I do know that he has said this. I wasn't present at that briefing and do not know what happened there or what was said.

    And to the slashdot editors: the time limits on posting make it *impossible* to hold a debate on /. now. Most sucky.

  55. and what is wrong with that? by bussdriver · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Creativity in science is RARE; furthermore, science is loaded with stories about great discoveries by people who were ridiculed for testing theories (often thoughtlessly) dismissed by others.

    It is unscientific to criticize a scientist for personally performing their own experiments and not simply trusting the prevailing opinion (especially in a weak area like ESP which has elements of psychology; therefore, it tests the boundaries of science itself which is best suited for rigid subjects.)

    A bad scientist is only one who can not properly do experiments or falsifies results. Possibly one could argue that it is bad practice to apply science to subjects where its effectiveness is minimal to non-existent (surely, you'd agree existing religions are one of the worse places for its application?)

  56. Re:Why Do You All Doubt So Much? by level4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I couldn't agree more. These people stating with such certainty that there is no such thing as extraterrestrial life are nuts. My view is that people who seriously believe we are alone in the universe just don't understand the numbers.

    You "unbelievers" do know how many stars there are in the universe, don't you? It's around 10^21. Do you have any comprehension at all of what kind of a number that is?

    The chance of us, out of the countless trillions of star systems in the universe and over billions of years, somehow being the only place to develop any form of intelligent life is so remote I can't take it seriously. Of course other systems have intelligent life. It's as statistically certain as the sun coming up tomorrow. Probably a few orders of magnitude more so.

    People talk about fools who "believe" in aliens but they're believers in a much more unlikely scenario, IMO. I don't know why this insistence that we're "alone" is so common - some relic of Christian "we are god's favourites" or something, maybe.

    We haven't even made it to the nearest star, FFS. Who knows what is out there. We certainly don't and anyone who claims to - or claims to know what is NOT out there - is talking out their ass.

    Not that I give this astronaut much credence, of course. Why would an advanced alien species bother with earth? Believing that they do without any solid evidence to back it up is just another kind of "humans are important" wishful thinking, IMO.

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  57. Re:Space Madness! Camouflage? by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Also, a relative of mine told me that around 1969 or 70 or so at night she and a friend were on the porch talking. A light source came down, low/tree-top, over the street, quietly. It was NOT like any aircraft or hobby toys of the time. It seemed to be observing them, or just hanging around, then it abruptly left.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_lightning perhaps?

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  58. Teasers by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...or that they'd be more choosy when trying to reveal themselves than to show themselves only to some moonshine-swigging hicks.

    So, how did you get here?

    I hitched a lift with a teaser.

    A what?

    A teaser. Spoiled rich kid with nothing better to do than to land on a planet no one's made contact with, in front of someone no one is going to believe, and strut up and down, making "beep beep" noises.

    (With apologies to the late Douglas Adams, or rather thanks to him, and apologies to his rapacious publishing house.)

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  59. This is most certainly *not* Crackpottery by Qbertino · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This isn't crackpottery. It's most probably an ongoing NASA hoax. Especially the smart techie and science people like to do that kind of stuff. And they *do* do that kind of stuff. It's also aparently a good way of venting some of the pressure when working on complex problems. My parents both worked for NASA, so did my grandpa. My dad worked on the Space Shuttle Radar systems as an electronics engineer and my grandpa as an electronics engineer with Grumman on the Lunar Lander. My mother protocolled some of the Apollo missions recorded radio transmission and she can remember NASA astronauts describing artificial structures on the back side of the moon during a mission. And no, she is not senile or a crackpot. She actually still one of the smartest, brightest and educated people I know. And she's closing in on 70.
    Now other than this artificial structure thing actually being true, it is more probable that the astronauts and engineers have this little meme going on for a few decades now. Appling Rackhams Razor this is most probably the case. It would be interesting to know if it was Apollo 14 she protocolled. The timeframe (early 70ies) would fit.

    I've got two options: "Truth" and "Traditional NASA Family Meme/Hoax". Most of my money and all my pocket cash is on option two. ... Allthough, you never know.

    The NASA and contracter teams involved are probably pissing their pants laughing every time this kind of stuff makes it into the broad media.

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  60. Re:Yet more proof... by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, it does. That' how it works, see? There might be a pink elephant on top of the Eiffel tower (a small one, that hides whenever someone looks directly at it - or maybe even an invisible pink elephant!). But if it does exist, its existence is so flimsy, so irrelevant, and has such a small impact on the rest of reality, that it's not worth taking into account.

    When something that is as actively sought as "little gray men in flying saucers" is supported by exactly zero evidence, it's pretty safe to say that it doesn't exist.

    If you read my post, I wrote that there is a high probability of alien life. Just not alien humanoid life, visiting the Earth. We would have noticed it (where by "we" I mean sane people, with cameras and radars and telescopes).

    Over 10 people filmed the airplanes hitting the towers on 9/11, and they weren't actively looking for airplanes hitting skyscrapers. There are thousands of people looking through telescopes, analysing data from radars and just recording video of the sky. Many of them are actually actively looking for alien spaceships and little gray men visiting the Earth. Grand total of evidence? Zero.

    When something is the subject of so much observation, absence of evidence is evidence of absence. It's not proof, of course, but you can't really prove anything, outside the domain of pure maths. Everything else can, at best, be "undisproved".

  61. Re:Why Do You All Doubt So Much? by level4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh come on. Do you really believe humanity, as of 2008, has discovered every secret of science there is? We have reached the universal pinnacle of transportation technology? Nothing we can't do right now, today, is possible, full stop end of story?

    Give me a break. Our current technology does not even scratch the surface. 99% of our transportation is still powered by burning oil, for christ's sake!

    Think how far humankind has come in the last 1000 years. Now imagine where we might be in another 1000. And another. And another. And another few million.

    Do you really think that 1 million AD humans don't know a thing or two about the structure of spacetime that we don't? You sound like a medieval knight telling me, with absolute certainty, that humans will never fly because we are heavier than air.

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  62. Not big news. by katakomb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As others have noted, plenty of astronauts have views that don't seem consistent with their backgrounds. For example, Jim Irwin's (Apollo 15, 8th human on the Moon) post-NASA life was focused in large part on trying to find Noah's Ark. The fact is: 1) smart people aren't immune to having views inconsistent with basic logic or common sense; and 2) many astronauts are not trained as scientists.

  63. Demon haunted world by b0b0tiken · · Score: 4, Informative

    Someone on slashdot recommended a good book which debunks these myths and tries to explain why people believe them. It also argues why science is important in our society and the risks of having people making decisions without truly understanding the issues at hand. Unfortunately, there are people in politics for example believing in UFOs, satanism, intelligent design, etc etc. There is nothing more healthy for a society than a good dose of skepticism. The book is called "The Demon-haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark" by Carl Sagan.

  64. Re:Why would E.T. visit our backwards little plane by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I doubt they would be running Windows on the mothership). "

    All thr problems with ID4, and people keep talking about the one thing that was plausible as if it couldn't happen.

    I think after 60 years of studying their technology we might have learned a thing or two.

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  65. Some civ has to be the first... by parabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Although improbable, there has to be a first civilization in our galaxy, and maybe we are the most advanced life form in our galaxy so far. Regarding the age of the universe, it is possible, because the matter of the solar system had to go through 2 or 3 supernovae before having enough high period elements, and it took the universe about 5 billion years alone to create us since our planet was created, which is more than a third of the age of the universe.

    This leaves us with a number of possibilities:

    - we are the first
    - intelligent life is very rare or very fragile and volatile in our universe
    - the guy is right and they are already here and among us (maybe they are criminals hiding on a primitive planet)
    - interstellar distances are simply to big to be overcome, or no one wants to pay for the energy
    - evil alien predators are already on their way to blow us out of the sky before we become serious competitors
    - we live in a zoo and are just being watched
    - everything is just a big illusion, and our reality is only virtual

    p.

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  66. ET Life by hackus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh really now.

    Does anyone here find this all that surprising?

    The odds are other life does exist, get over it.

    Not only that, I bet they are better than we are, absolutely laugh at our television broadcasts of our "top" scientists BY DECREE, telling us that the distances between blah blah blah and that is totally impossible to cross such distances....blah blah blah....

    Really lets put this in perspective.

    In less than 120 years, we went from Orville and Co, to the moon.

    Our basic understanding of the very structure of the universe and the forces and materials of things go together is infantile at best.

    I mean, we have no concept of what gravity is, although we know enough to describe it and how it acts on objects.

    We have no clue about the various types of materials the universe is made out of or their properties. I mean dark energy, matter etc have practically just been discovered for example.

    Now take a sentient being other than humans, and instead of 150 years to figure out how to travel in space, give them say an extra million years. Even, dare I say a BILLION years of time.

    Point is, you no longer have just ET's, you have gods with a small g walking around up there.

    If we can do this rate of advance in just 150 years, imagine what ET's could have done with a billion years.

    What is possible would be pretty much fantasy to us.

    If there are ET's and Earth is not a rare occurrence, they must be all over the place.

    I bet we are just the ants in their backyards. :-)

    -Hack

    PS: I hope there is something better than humans out there. We suck.

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  67. Um... X Files Viral... by barfy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Odd story... Is there a movie coming out that is sort of based on the story...

    VIRAL!

  68. Re:Or an insider with knowledge you lack by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ah....and me with no mod points.

    This is the whole point isn't it. The old 'extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence' (Sagan, boy, I miss him).

    At the least, he needs to give details that could be either verified or corroborated in some way. Just saying 'we have them' and 'Roswell is real' does not do anybody any good. If he claims that he has knowledge of something like their anatomy, he should tell us exactly how he knows that their anatomy is like that.

    Specific events could be something along the lines of "Col. Green from Special Command gave us a brief on this day prior to liftoff. The brief covered X. Also present were astronauts Y and Z." Being briefed on aliens, or viewing aliens, or some similar event would leave such an indelible mark in his memory that he should be able to tell you everything about the event. I remember where I was when I saw the Challenger explode. I remember where I was on 9/11. If I was briefed on aliens, I'd remember it so well I could reproduce it almost verbatim. Absent this sort of information, I call bullshit.

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  69. finally a sane comment! by whopub · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're absolutely right. It works the other way around too. If I saw a really hot female alien I'd want to probe her every hole too. And sci-fi is full of really hot alien chicks! If we get something like Spielberg's ET though, that's a different story. There's no hole there worth probing. But hey, his flat head and small height would probably make him perfect to hold the TV remote. No probing required.

    1. Re:finally a sane comment! by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Nah,I think if they are out there that in all likelihood they are tourists. Which would also explain the not bothering to hide bit,as you want the animals to get closer to the vehicle for your paying customers so they can get a good look. And I imagine some little green pitchman is sitting in the front going "LOOK,look at the crazy monkeys! Look as they fight and kill each other for fluids that come out of the ground! Look as they poison themselves with their primitive machines and factories! For those that pay an extra 40 flurb we will actually catch a male and female monkey and you can poke at them! Get a close look at the strange creatures! Tell all your friends you got to poke a monkey!"

      And why would they bother hiding anyway? Would WE hide from a race that was stone knives and bearskins while we have F18s and nuclear powered aircraft carriers? While I'm sure some of our scientists would scream about contaminating the environment of a primitive peoples,most would be "Look at them! They are so silly looking! Can we get a souvenir?" Because when compared to any race that could travel across the universe at FTL speeds we would be the stone knives and bearskins. But as always this is my 02c,YMMV

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    2. Re:finally a sane comment! by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, tourists are the least likely candidate, because they would be proceeded by a significant amount of explorers first and entrepreneurs later. Let's suppose our race discovers to warp through the universe and gets to visit other planets.. you'd see local infrastructure long before any serious tourism and surveys long before investments in local infrastructure.

      We're just monkeys so they don't feel the need to hide, wouldn't you expect them to have built a nice resort for their tourists?

      If they did decide to hide, tourists would be the last aliens you'd see. Our system would be off-limits except for maybe with their governing body. Perhaps we'll meet some refugees or renegades, though.

      Even if there were tourism but we're not that popular (or one of too many options), we can be sure that there has never been an incident (such as a crash) for surely they'd storm in to investigate - without caring much if the monkeys notice.

      And seriously, since when are tourists the modest kind? Surely there would be at least one of them to ignore the "do not feed the animals/do not knock on the glass" signs to see our reaction. Most of our planet is not North Korea so if just one of them was craving our mass attention I'm sure they could come up with a few ideas that we couldn't possibly cover up.

      After all, unless they all believe in intelligent design, they should be intelligent enough to recognise where we are in evolution.

      The first aliens we'll meet are going to be explorers, just like our explorers will be the first to visit other star systems.

    3. Re:finally a sane comment! by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 3, Informative

      And why would they bother hiding anyway? Would WE hide from a race that was stone knives and bearskins while we have F18s and nuclear powered aircraft carriers?

      The result of contact with an alien race could be devastating to our economics and, depending on the information they might share, potential disaster for religion as well.

      Another possibility is that they could be studying the evolution of our culture.

      For every good reason I can think of for them to reveal their presence (if they're here) there's just as good of a reason for them to remain hidden.

    4. Re:finally a sane comment! by Lord+Dreamshaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      personally, I think we're not alone in the universe, but I doubt we've been found, and if we have, we wouldn't know about it; as mentioned above they'd be too advanced to be detected.

      But for argument's sake, the tourist theory would be a possibility: the many advance scouts/scientists/explorers, etc. wouldn't be detectable unless they chose to be seen, presumably in a manner too large to cover up.

      But what if that first, cautious/responsible wave is finished/bored with us? Now we're at the mercy of their equivalent of hick tourists; the kind that go to Paris, Rome, etc. and bitch about not finding a McDonalds or 7-11. How good are their village-idiots-on-vacation going to be at staying hidden from us?

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    5. Re:finally a sane comment! by somersault · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To find monkeys with stone axes, you'd have to find a planet with land and water mass.. which requires very specialised conditions. Any other planets capable of sustaining life would likely be water planets (it's currently assumed that our planet had a lot of atmosphere and land mass ejected when hit by a massive object, and the stuff that was ejected came together and formed our moon), and therefore it would be pretty difficult for the inhabitants to evolve to be able to develop even writing technology, nevermind intergalactic travel..

      Our planet is also protected from most asteroids by Jupiter and its massive gravity well - if we didn't have Jupiter then there would be much less chance of life being able to evolve on earth because we'd be getting hit by more interstellar objects..

      So basically the chances of other races with FTL travel is probably even more remote than you think. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's pretty difficult. Maybe more likely is that there would be beings from another dimension (a la Indiana Jones :P )

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    6. Re:finally a sane comment! by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you'd see local infrastructure long before any serious tourism and surveys long before investments in local infrastructure... We're just monkeys so they don't feel the need to hide, wouldn't you expect them to have built a nice resort for their tourists?

      Well, you have the ancient towns "visited by gods" or even run by them if you can believe certain archeologists (like Inca and Aztec golden cities).

      Surely there would be at least one of them to ignore the "do not feed the animals/do not knock on the glass" signs

      Sounds like some might've crossed "that fine line", if you take Nephilim as partial fact.

      since when are tourists the modest kind?

      Yea, those damn kids with graffiti everywhere! Nazca lines. Some literally seem to display "monkeys live here, don't bother."

      All taken with a large grain of salt, ofcourse ;)

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  71. Precise wording. by Kaptain+Kruton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In a statement, a spokesman said: "NASA does not track UFOs. NASA is not involved in any sort of cover up about alien life on this planet or anywhere in the universe.

    Of course NASA isn't involved in that. INS division 6 handles extra-terrestrial contact.

    Anyways, am I the only one that found it odd that in each sentence he specifically state that NASA wasn't involved? He didn't say that the US government doesn't track or cover up such things. This leaves it open to any other group or department. The spokesperson did not flat out say NASA has not encountered any evidence of extra-terrestrial life forms visiting Earth. The closest thing he said is "we do not share his opinions on the issue." If I was wearing my tin-foil hat, I would say it is odd that in every other sentence he was very precise in stating that 'NASA' does not handle a particular activity or procedure, but in the last statement he is not as precise and says, "...we do not share his opinions on this issue." The word "we" could refer to different groups or sub-departments. What opinions are they referring to? If they are referring to the belief that they have visited several times, I would have to say that several is not a quantitative term and what I see as several, others would view as "many" or "a few." That is a difference in opinion. Oh well... maybe I should just take off my tinfoil hat now.

  72. Stock repute by frovingslosh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh come on, if aliens really existed, how could the government keep it secret? Surely someone would get the word out that they exist. Oh, wait .....

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    1. Re:Stock repute by StarfishOne · · Score: 2, Informative

      Keeping a secret can be done rather effectively via compartmentalizations.

      The Manhattan project was kept a secret, even though somewhere around 100,000 people worked on it. And some secrets from the Cold War are only starting to become public just in recent years.

      Just think what they would be able to keep secret with something that has an even higher security classification than the Manhattan project.

      There are various Disclosure Project witnesses who tell how the secrets are being kept. Check Google video / YouTube for this material.
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  73. Coverup impossible due to incompetence by wikinerd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A coverup? A massive worldwide coverup? C'mon. Is there anyone really believing that governments are capable of it? Do you remember stories about Word documents with metadata that revealed more than intented? Governments aren't capable of covering much simpler things, let alone UFOs.

  74. Re:Or an insider with knowledge you lack by StarfishOne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let me post that list again of people who would really like to TESTIFY UNDER OATH before Congress:
    (and risk 15 years in jail if lying!). Mitchell is in good company with people who have very solid track records!

    The world is more than ready to hear the truth once and for all so that we come put an end to these perpetuating dichotomies between 'believers' and 'skeptics'.

    We don't need all the military, sensitive details and stuff: just a YES or NO, what they look like and their intentions.

    Source: http://www.disclosureproject.org/aboutexecsumm.htm

    -----------------

    Testimony that Explains the Secrecy

    Merle Shane McDow: US Navy Atlantic Command; Lt. Col. Charles Brown: US Air Force (Ret.); "Dr. B"; Lance Corporal Jonathan Weygandt: US Marine Corps; Maj. George A. Filer, III: US Air Force (Ret.); Nick Pope: British Ministry of Defense Official; Larry Warren: US Air Force, Security Officer; Sgt. Clifford Stone: US Army; Master Sgt. Dan Morris: US Air Force, NRO Operative; A.H.: Boeing Aerospace Employee; Officer Alan Godfrey: British Police; Sgt. Karl Wolf: US Air Force; Ms. Donna Hare: NASA Employee; Mr. John Maynard: DIA Official; Dr. Robert Wood: McDonnell Douglas Aerospace Engineer; Glen Dennis: NM UFO Crash Witness; Sgt. Leonard Pretko: US Air Force; Dr. Roberto Pinotti: Italian UFO expert; Dr. Paul Czysz: McDonnell Douglas Career Engineer; Astronaut Edgar Mitchell; John Callahan: FAA Head of Accidents and Investigations; Michael Smith: US Air Force Radar Controller; Franklin Carter: US Navy Radar Technician; Neil Daniels: United Airlines Pilot; Lt. Frederick Fox: US Navy Pilot; Captain Robert Salas: US Air Force, SAC Launch Controller; Prof. Robert Jacobs: US Air Force; Harry Allen Jordan: US Navy; James Kopf: US Navy Crypto Communications

    Witness Testimony Overview

    Astronaut Edgar Mitchell: May 1998; Monsignor Corrado Balducci: September 2000

    Radar and Pilot Cases

    FAA Division Chief John Callahan; Sgt. Chuck Sorrells: US Air Force (ret.); Mr. Michael W. Smith: US Air Force; Commander Graham Bethune: US Navy (ret.); Mr. Enrique Kolbeck: Senior Air Traffic Controller; Dr. Richard Haines; Mr. Franklin Carter: US Navy; Neil Daniels: Airline Pilot; Sgt. Robert Blazina (ret.); Lieutenant Frederick Marshall Fox: US Navy (ret.); Captain Massimo Poggi; Lt. Bob Walker: US Army; Mr. Don Bockelman: US Army

    SAC/Nuke

    Captain Robert Salas; Professor Robert Jacobs: Lt. US Air Force; Lt. Colonel Dwynne Arneson: US Air Force (ret.); Colonel Ross Dedrickson: US Air Force/AEC (ret.); Harry Allen Jordan: US Navy; Mr. James Kopf: US Navy/ National Security Agency; Lieutenant Colonel Joe Wojtecki, US Air Force; Staff Sergeant Stoney Campbell: US Air Force

    Government Insiders/ NASA/ Deep Insiders

    Astronaut Gordon Cooper; Merle Shane McDow: US Navy Atlantic Command; Lieutenant Colonel Charles Brown: US Air Force (ret.); Dr. Carol Rosin; âoeDr. B.â; Lance Corporal John Weygandt: U.S. Marine Corps; Major A. Filer III: U.S. Air Force; Mr. Nick Pope: British Ministry Of Defense; Admiral Lord Hill-Norton: Five-Star Admiral, Former Head of the British Ministry of Defense; Security Officer Larry Warren: United States Air Force; Captain Lori Rehfeldt; Sergeant Clifford Stone: United States Army; Major-General Vasily Alexeyev: Russian Air Force; Master Sergeant Dan Morris: US Air Force/NRO Operative (ret.); Mr. Don Phillips: Lockheed Skunkworks, USAF, and CIA Contractor; Captain Bill Uhouse: US Marine Corps (ret.); Lieutenant Colonel John Williams: US Air Force
    (ret.); Mr. Don Johnson; A.H.: Boeing Aerospace, December 2000; British Police Officer Alan Godfrey; Mr. Gordon Creighton: Former British Foreign Service Official; Sergeant Karl Wolfe: US Air Force; Donna Hare: Former NASA Employee; Mr. John Maynard: Defense Intelligence Agency (ret.); Mr. Harland Bentley: US Army; Dr. Robert Wood: McDonnell Douglas Aerospace Engineer, ; Dr. Alfred Webre: Senior Policy Analyst Stanford Research

  75. Re:Worshiping Sci-Fi authors... Slashdotters by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most geeks I know or have read on Slashdot agree that Lucas turned completely evil and greedy when he did the prequels, and think he basically ruined Star Wars.

    Many geeks also agree that The Empire Strikes Back was easily the best SW movie of all, and the main reason for that was because Lucas DIDN'T write it. Lucas is an imaginative guy, and great with special effects, alien worlds and beings, etc., but he completely sucks at writing a decent story or especially dialog.

  76. Laws of Physics by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think there's an upper boundary to technology, called the Laws of Physics, which may be refined, clarified, but won't be broken outright.

    True but we don't know all the Laws of Physics yet so how can we say categorically that something is impossible? If you look at String Theory then they have models which just about break every concept we hold dear: that it is not to say that any of these bizarre models are correct but if you can come up with a theory which allows you to break things like Lorentz and unitarity in a manner not yet contradicted by experiment I don't think that you can be too certain what may eventually be possible!

  77. Little People by PalmHair · · Score: 2, Funny

    'little people who look strange to us.' Sure they are little, look peculiar, speak funny. But we must acknowledge that their technology and civilisation is many millenia ahead of ours. And - I love their cuisine, especially the sushi!

  78. Re:Socks to Hangers by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 2, Informative

    I might buy the sock to hanger conversion, with trivial alien intervention or a little black sock module in the dryer, but I just don't see how they can possibly get back up on the closet rod after the transformation. BTW, I'm an unwavering post-transformationalist, so don't even start the argument that they migrate to the closet rods as pre-hanger, sock pupae. The fossil evidence doesn't bear that out.

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