NASA's Orbiting Carbon Observatory Mission Fails
jw3 writes "The NASA Orbiting Carbon Observatory scheduled for launch today has failed its mission: the payload fairing failed to separate and the launch managers declared a contingency. George Diller, NASA launch commentator, said, 'It either did not separate or did not separate in the way that it should, but at any rate we're still trying to evaluate exactly what the status of the spacecraft is at this point.'" Update: 02/24 14:17 GMT by T : Reader fadethepolice points out a Reuters report which says that the craft crashed into the ocean just short of Antarctica.
is a hoax, and the rocket knows it was just wasting time and money. It threw the launch.
Without a full investigation, I'd hypothesize tha the status is "laying in many pieces on the ice somewhere in Antarctica."
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I know with the Mars rovers the cost of a second rover was small change compared to the development cost of the original. The launch vehicle is expensive, of course, but it was considered cheaper to launch two missions and hope one succeeded than launching one that could fail and mean all the money was wasted.
What sort of contingency do they have for sats like this? Do they just fabricate another one and try again in a year or two?
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According to the NYT, that's pretty much what happened: NASA Satellite Lands in Ocean
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Aliens sabotaged the launch so they can continue to warm the planet to make it more palatable to their bodies when they invade 20 years from now.
The satellite will now be re-purposed to study carbon and methane emissions that need to be observed to determine the current threat level regarding activity in R'lyeh.
"Initial indications are the vehicle did not have enough [force] to reach orbit and landed just short of Antarctica in the ocean."
I'm sure the ancient ones are happy to have some new tech to plunder.
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I wonder if they have another OCO sitting as backup somewhere? Satellites are usually built in pairs just in case one of them fails during launch. Also, the BBC confirmed that the OCO is in the antarctic right now. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7907570.stm
The telemetry from the satellite is reading zero across the board. That must mean there's no carbon dioxide in the atmosphere anymore. Now we don't have to worry about global warming - fantastic!
Good work, NASA. I knew we could get this climate change thing cleared up once we had better data.
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Was the decision to use the Taurus to keep launch costs down? Launching from Vandenberg, I'm assuming they were aiming for a steep inclination. Just wondering if anyone knows why they didn't go with a Delta II....
This probe would have provided millions of carbon dioxide measurements a day* for the entire atmospheric column (rather than the hundreds of measurements, usually only at ground level that we currently get from our fixed sensors). Considering the importance these measurements would be in helping us predict climate change, I think we (the human race) has just suffered a serious setback.
[There was a scene in the movie "Silent Running" where the command is given to jettison and detonate the last remaining biospheres. The commander says "may god have mercy on us". I'm beginning to feel that way now.]
*it was going to take readings at 56,000 locations a day but at each location would record carbon dioxide concentrations for the entire air column.
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What actually happened is that the aliens hiding behind the moon realized we'd notice their trail of hothouse gases from terraforming equipment on the moon, and have disabled the rocket to ensure the satellite does not do its job.
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the key satillite designed to monitor global warming and CO2 pollution and hence get scientific data that might affect global business and industrial nations has just nose dived into Antartica?
lets make sure nobody tells the conspiracy theorists, they could have a ball with this one.
The 986-pound (447-kg) spacecraft was tucked inside a clamshell-like shroud to protect it during the ride into space. But three minutes into the flight, the cover failed to separate as expected, dooming the mission.
"As a direct result of carrying that extra weight we could not make orbit," said John Brunschwyler, the Taurus program manager with manufacturer Orbital Sciences Corp.
The spacecraft, also built by Orbital Sciences, fell back to Earth, splashing down into the southern Pacific Ocean near Antarctica.
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Does this mean that the Europa mission goes down the drain now? Will they try to launch a simplified version of this CO2 monitor in the future? Or will they just "move on"?
You mean we just put all that CO2 into the atmosphere to launch the satellite for nothing?! And then when it failed to deploy and burnt up on reentry, it put even more carbon into the atmosphere?!
The polar bears! THINK OF THE POLAR BEARS!
I have a bad feeling about this...
The sure way for a Greeny to reduce CO2 emissions is to commit suicide.
Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
This is exactly like the failed launch of a climate monitoring satellite in the movie "The Arrival" where aliens were trying to terraform earth to make it warmer and were trying to keep us complacent by making it impossible for any scientists to ever present conclusive evidence! The aliens, oil companies, and Obama are all in on it! We've elected aliens!
Charlie Sheen was in it! He obviously knows a lot because he's slept with over 5k women!
I'm sick of the government, oil industry, and aliens getting away with shit! Time for some wooden stakes and DNA testing!
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It's a particular capitalisation style. To shamelessly repeat someone else's response from last time this came up: the BBC style does not capitalise acronyms which are pronounced as words. [radar] would not be capitalised because it's a pronounced word which happens to be an acronym. [Nasa] has the first letter capitalised because it's used as a proper noun. [BBC] is all capitalised because it's an acronym pronounced B.B.C.
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This sucks! No C02 means: 1) All plants will soon die 2) All animals die soon after (including us) 3) ? 4) !profit
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> the craft crashed into the ocean just short of Antarctica.
So luckily it had a softer landing by hitting water instead of some of that hard ice.
Oh. Wait !!
You arse, you do realize that the damned rocket (the thing that actually failed) was NOT - I REPEAT NOT - built by NASA. It was built by Orbital Sciences.
what's the danger of having a failed satellite lying in the Antarctica?
there's some dangerous reactive down there polluting such a fragile enviroment ?
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Europe lost a satelite a few years ago that was supposed to measure ice melt. Little more than a big coincidence. Any more data on botched climate monitoring missions?
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Actually I don't think the Chinese would have nearly as much to benefit as from the Canadians (who are always looking for ways to defrost!)
It didn't fail its mission, it failed its launch. If its mission was to launch then it failed its mission. However, its mission was to monitor CO2, which it never got a chance to begin.
Orbital won part of the ISS re-supply contract. But, l-mart and boeing are suing saying that they had a better plan. In point of fact, NASA said that the alternative had better points, etc. Now, Orbital loses an important sat. This may well lose that contract for Orbital or at least allow that partial contract to be cut in half (1/4 of total to each). To be honest, I would not mind seeing that happen. We NEED multiple launchers.
But if that happens, I would love to see Boeing, L-Mart, or even the US buy a bigelow station and attach it to the ISS. If we buy one at costs, it helps bigelow move forward quickly, while expanding the ISS inexpensively. The important thing is that it would get bigelow moving forward which would allow all 3 launch companies to survive and thrive.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
I can think of a hundred reasons someone would want this to fail. I was thinking about that yesterday when I learned about this launch and what it would be doing. What better solid proof that Co2 is causing an issue.
Yes were now screwed because there is apparently no backup satellite and it will take years (Conveniently) to build a new one.
I don't know if its really different or whatever, but Japan has a satellite they managed to get off the earth that sounds like its going to do about the same thing. http://www.jaxa.jp/projects/sat/gosat/index_e.html
As one who does not buy into the "man made" global warming hoax I note that the attempted launch had a "carbon footprint" bigger than the Goreacle's.
When those who keep preaching the global warming hysteria start ACTING like it's a real crisis (by giving up their limos, huge houses, and private jets, which generate more pollution in a year than I will in my lifetime) then I'll start taking them seriously.
It's a shame about the satellite though, if it'd taken an honest assessment it would have proven that nature generates far FAR more C02 than does human activity.
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Did it fail because the global warming zealots deep down knew they were full of sh*t and sabotaged the satellite to keep the hoax going? --- Or --- Did it fail because the anti-global-warming crew didn't want more "data" to be added to the debate? Personally, I would laugh my ass off if the satellite used a nuclear power source. That's irony.
NASA has delayed it three weeks due to concern about a valve with a bad history. Some NSA engineers are demanding a redesign which take another half year. At worst this could end the Shuttle program as Obama looks for lemons to cut. At best the Hubble servicing mission is probably a goner due to schedule delays.
The satellite probably landed on some poor unsuspecting family of penguins. NASA has thus officially killed more wildlife than global warming.
Flat-earthers for the win.
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Not only does that make a lot of sense, it also makes me realize that I've been capitalizing GAYDAR completely wrong since as far as I know it isn't even an acronym...
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You'd think by now, after dozens of extremely expensive failures over the past several decades, that we'd have figured out that rockets tend to be relatively unreliable beasts and it's best to hedge your bets. NASA should make it standard operating procedure to build at least two copies of every satellite. Heck, build them smaller and build four of them. Launch them separately. If you lose one, adjust a little and continue. Just because NASA's attempt at "better, cheaper, faster" didn't have a very high success rate doesn't mean the idea isn't possible. They just need to realize that no matter how much effort they spend on constructing their satellite absolutely perfectly, it can still end up fish food. So spend some effort on building it, sure, use a clean room and bunny suits, fine, but build MORE of the same satellite. Let's develop some true assembly skill, instead of making every single mission a one-off and starting over from scratch each and every time.
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Unless things have changed drastically at Vandenberg, the launch operations were also run by Orbital Sciences with range support by the USAF.
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Come on, Orbital Sciences, it's not like this is rocket science! Oh wait...
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I will follow my doctor's advice (or the majority if my second opinion doesn't agree)
I will follow the instructions of the cabin attendants (while kissing my butt goodbye)
I will follow their instructions unless it looks like suicide (no kamikaze pilot I). Basically I'm fucked
I will follow what the climatologists say is the rational way to get out or AMELIORATE this problem. I would most certainly HELP THEM GET MORE DATA (which is why losing the OSO pisses me off). If I'm a snowflake, I guess I'll just melt.
What exactly are you suggesting I do? We (should?) play the cards we are dealt with in the best (most rational) way we can.
CryoSat was an ESA satellite that was destroyed on launch October 8, 2005 when the second stage engine of a modified Russian SS-19 ICBM did not cut-off as planned. CryoSat was proposed in 1998 by Duncan Wingham of University College London. The satellite's planned three year mission was to survey natural and human driven changes in the cryosphere on Earth. It was designed to provide much more accurate data on the rate of change of the surface elevation of the polar ice sheets and sea ice thickness. It was the first ESA Earth Sciences satellite selected through open, scientific competition.
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You're quite right, a Taurus is meant for shooting down things, not launching them.
In a polar orbit like OCO would have been in, the satellite would regularly cover the entire earth's surface. The rovers had an expected range of a few hundred meters. Even the amazing dozen kilometers they've covered over their extended missions leaves each still within the major geological features they landed in.
The insurance policy of having a second rover for moderate (not minimal) cost was one factor. I think it increased the costs by about 25%, and put considerable extra strain on the team to get the second unit built in time for the launch window. Launch cost alone was an extra 10% or so.
The other factor was that a second rover allowed them to conduct similar studies of a much different location on Mars, giving the scientists good comparisons of very different geographies. It turned out to be a good thing, too. Opportunity, which landed second, has arguably accomplished much more than Spirit, in large part due to its location. That's not to say that Spirit hasn't also been extremely successful, but Opportunity has tended to steal the spotlight since day 1.
A second copy of OCO would have been producing nearly identical data as the first. Given that this mission was already under pressure just from politics, spending extra money to build a complete spare was unlikely.
However, NASA still has the design work done. We'll have to see if they decide to build a replacement, or simply settle for data from the related Japanese Greenhouse Gasses Observing Satellite launched last month.
The fall of this satellite into the ocean might wake up the Cloverfield monster... again...
Not implying anything, but has anyone checked to see where Dick Cheney was this morning?
the BBC style does not capitalise acronyms which are pronounced as words
Initials are only called "acronyms" when they are pronounced as words. "FBI" is not acronym, nor is "BBC".
Acronyms entering the language as ordinary nouns (such as radar) is a surprisingly recent phenomenon: I don't think there were any before WWI, and certainly not before the 20th century. Naming an institution so that its initials formed an acronym is an older practice, of course.
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That should be more like 100*388/280 %.
These cases are not at all the same. For example, we trust the pilot more because he or she is in the same plane you are in. Whatever happens to us happens to the pilot. It's called "shared destiny". In addition, if passengers dislike the manner in which the flight was carried out, they can and will complain fiercely. As a result, the pilot's interests are well aligned with his passengers. The general is the only other career that has shared destiny. If he loses the war, he's in deep trouble.
Generals also have a long history of being wrong, using the wrong techniques, even being psychologically ill-suited for a very high pressure job. The first approach would be to fire or demote the general and get the replacement to try to salvage the situation.
The relationship with a doctor is the least trustworthy since he has an interest in exaggerating your illnesses and in using the most expensive procedures for dealing with those illnesses. The usual approach to this conflict of interest is to go to one or more other doctors and get a second opinion. Another useful approach is to do your own research so that you can both understand the illness and communication/negotiate effectively with your doctor.
The climatologists are in a better situation. They don't have shared destiny since unless you get to really bad effects like Earth turning into a second Venus. They as a group would get more attention and funding, if serious harm from global warming or other causes occurs. OTOH, there is a great deal of consensus in the climate science community that support the basic assumptions of anthropic global warming. I think though there needs to be continued communication with the outside world and better understanding before we start doing stuff. For example, it's still not that clear what harm will occur and how much it'll cost, if we do nothing.
Waaayyyy back when the popular media got global cooling confused with global warming.
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
Pardon me, you're right of course and I should have been more careful with casual usage when I was trying to make a point.
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So, my question is: how exactly are you going to...
most certainly HELP THEM GET MORE DATA
...unless you have a job with JPL, NASA, or one of their subcontractors? Barring that, I'm not sure there's very much you could do to help the situation, the situation being the loss of the OCO.
What exactly are you suggesting I do? We (should?) play the cards we are dealt with in the best (most rational) way we can.
That's precisely what I meant when I said, "Do your part because there's nothing else you can do." If you feel that reducing your carbon output will help the atmosphere, then do that.
For future reference, the "snowflake" bit points out that while each one is special and unique, in the grand scheme of things such as the amount of snow that falls over the North American continent in a winter season, one snowflake cannot make a difference. It was more cynical than necessary, and I apologize.
Just another deviation I probably should have been aware of already. Which one is the original English form? I know that the British accent has drifted in ways that make some aspects of American pronunciation more... antiquated, from one perspective, or correct, from another. The pronounciation of the "R" is the primary example.
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Seems to me right now you have a bird without a ground team and a ground team without a bird.
Just sayin...
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"declared a contingency"--is that really NASA-speak for "oops"? i declare jargon fail
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If they've awakened what old H.P. thinks they did, climate is going to be the least of this world's worries.
Heading for Antarctica, they probably mean R'lyeh.
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Or was it just Colonel Jack O'Neil suffering yet another spell ADHD in his icy chair?
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Actually, your point about climatologists missed the similarities with (private) doctors. Since research money is easier to come by if the grant providers feel there is an imminent need for the research, those doing said research are in a biased position to try and exaggerate any potential ill effects so as to guarantee future funding.
I'm not saying they /do/ lie to get more money, but they're human, so leaving them beyond suspicion is silly.
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I forgot that point. Thanks for the reminder. The bias is there, but they've already given the "second opinion".