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Microsoft Releases Super-Secure XP to US Air Force

Wired is reporting that Microsoft is releasing the most secure version of Windows XP ever created, but only if you are the US Air Force. "The Air Force persuaded Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer to provide it with a secure Windows configuration that saved the service about $100 million in contract costs and countless hours of maintenance. At a congressional hearing this week on cybersecurity, Alan Paller, research director of the Sans Institute, shared the story as an template for how the government could use its massive purchasing power to get companies to produce more secure products. And those could eventually be available to the rest of us. Security experts have been arguing for this "trickle-down" model for years. But rather than wield its buying power for the greater good, the government has long wimped out and taken whatever vendors served them. If the Air Force case is a good judge, however, things might be changing."

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  1. Autorun? by someone1234 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now i see why they disabled autorun. :D

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    1. Re:Autorun? by lgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe so. And while "the most secure XP ever" might not be that secure in absolute terms, I'm sure it's still a step forward. So even if the choice might not be ideal for the military, it really helps the average consumer (and I suspect that security wasn't the Air Force's primary concern - they just wanted to spend less on the patching treadmill). For once, I'm happy with my tax dollars at work.

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    2. Re:Autorun? by KingPin27 · · Score: 1

      Why disable autorun -- wouldn't it be nice to put in a CD of your favorite music from Top Gun and have your jet take off and "Fly By" tall buildings..
      Man all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the ride.

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    3. Re:Autorun? by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope, they removed the _NSAKEY. Or is it _KEY2?

    4. Re:Autorun? by TropicalCoder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're kidding aren't you? "85 percent of attacks were blocked after the configuration was installed". ...and the remaining 15% were not! The concept of a secure computer running Windows XP is a contradiction in terms. The military needs to do better than this, or China is gonna whup their ass.

    5. Re:Autorun? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 3, Informative

      Modded troll by people who don't get security.

      99% secure is 100% insecure.

      It doesn't matter if there are 85% less vulnerabilities than before. The fact that there are still 15% left means a targeted attack will still succeed!

      All it takes is a single vulnerability, and you're security is useless.

      Stop using the troll mod as a replacement for either:
      "That makes me uncomfortable."
      or
      "I don't understand that."

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    6. Re:Autorun? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're security is useless?

      ARRRGGHH!

      Apparently, so is my grammar.

      See? Piss me off, and I can't spell.
      That must be my superhero weakness....

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    7. Re:Autorun? by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Next up: Why we don't lock our doors, because thieves might happen to carry lockpicks!

      After all, locks are not 100% secure, therefore, that security is totally useless, right?

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    8. Re:Autorun? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      That depends... is the remaining 15% only explotable if you run code on the local computer, or are some of them remote exploitable?

    9. Re:Autorun? by tsm_sf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wrong analogy. Try: "This bucket has 85% fewer holes than Bucket XP."

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    10. Re:Autorun? by supernova_hq · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly, locks (unless you pay a shitload for them) are not designed to keep people out. Any locksmith will tell you that the only thing a lock will do is make your neighbours house an easier target.

      Computer security is the same way. You *can* cracl WPA(1/2) encryption, but if you neighbour has his connection open (or is using WEP), you are not likely to become a target.

      The exception, which appears in this situation, is when you are chosen as a target due to a high payoff (military). In this case, simply being harder than your neighbour is NOT going to help you.

    11. Re:Autorun? by Onyma · · Score: 1

      "All it takes is a single vulnerability, and you're(sic) security is useless."

      You "get" security? Then you would understand that nothing is 100%, nothing.

      Everything has a 'single vulnerability' and a lot more than that, they just haven't been found yet. "Security" is relative and it works entirely on stats. How long might it take before someone finds a hole, how long might it take before someone runs enough iterations to "probably" break my password, how long might it take before someone decodes this data... it's all stats... always. And that stat is never "100% secure".

      This means 2 things. Will I take a system that is 85% more secure than what I have now? Hell yes. And will I ever stop looking for something more secure? Hell no.

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    12. Re:Autorun? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      In the case of random attacks, you're right.

      But this is the military we're talking about. Pretty much 100% of their attacks will be targeted.
      Nothing less than 100% secure will do.

      Is it possible? No. But it's certainly possible to get a hell of a lot closer than "85% less holes than regular XP!"

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    13. Re:Autorun? by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 2, Funny

      See? Piss me off, and I can't spell.
      That must be my superhero weakness....

      Are you sure it isn't just an easter egg from when your parents raised you?

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    14. Re:Autorun? by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, that needs to pass into our lexicon. "Bucket XP".

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    15. Re:Autorun? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Yes, they were afraid that the F-22 might be hacked by connecting a tampered USB AIM-120 flashdisk.

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    16. Re:Autorun? by Burning1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Personally... If I'm being forced to patch a rusty old bucket, I'd rather start with the one that 85% less holes...

    17. Re:Autorun? by nabsltd · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think something like it is already there.

      I hear "bucket, it's XP" all the time around my office.

      What do you mean "you need to get your ear-ring checked?"

    18. Re:Autorun? by STSvatos · · Score: 1

      Better yet, Locks only keep Honest people out! and we all know that security crackers are "honest"...

    19. Re:Autorun? by vertinox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly, locks (unless you pay a shitload for them) are not designed to keep people out. Any locksmith will tell you that the only thing a lock will do is make your neighbours house an easier target.

      Arguably, an alarm system is more important in keeping people out than the lock on the door. If they kick down the door and a message goes off that lets them know that you know they are there and that the police are coming shortly, they usually won't stick around that long.

      Same thing applies to computer systems. It is more important to know that you have an intrusion as soon as possible than the actual prevention of the intrusion.

      Not that you want to leave the door unlocked, but rather you need the ability to lockdown and detect when someone is there when they shouldn't be.

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    20. Re:Autorun? by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      No sir. The thieves will just break through your windows too.

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    21. Re:Autorun? by kokojie · · Score: 1

      LOL, if you work in security, then you should know nothing is 100% secure. 99% is damn good

    22. Re:Autorun? by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful

      99% secure is 100% insecure.

      Holding out for absolute perfection, I see. Let me know when you find it. I'm stuck here on planet Earth where nothing is 100% anything.

    23. Re:Autorun? by lymond01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I disagree. Security is a layered thing, both in implementation and subversion. If I'm running Windows NT with no service packs and no firewall, I'm easily hacked by 90% of people.

      If I'm running Windows XP patched and firewalled, I'm easily hacked by 1% of the people. If I'm running OpenBSD fully patched with no open ports aside from SSH, I can be easily hacked by .01% of the people (likely a BSD or SSH developer who slipped in a back door).

      Nothing is 100% secure -- HOW secure you are is the important thing. If this super XP lets in 15% of attacks, you need to ask who knows and who would bother to run those attacks, as well as what other layers of security beyond the desktop are available.

      If you're running a desktop operating system "in the wild" with no patched firewall software of any kind to block basic traffic, then you should add that layer.

    24. Re:Autorun? by pyrbrand · · Score: 1

      You realize there is no such thing as 100% secure?

    25. Re:Autorun? by Facegarden · · Score: 5, Funny

      The exception, which appears in this situation, is when you are chosen as a target due to a high payoff (military). In this case, simply being harder than your neighbour is NOT going to help you.

      So, what you're saying is, we need to let our economy keep tanking until people would rather hack into Canada?
      -Taylor

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    26. Re:Autorun? by GeekWade · · Score: 1

      Next up: Why we don't lock our doors, because thieves might happen to carry lockpicks!

      After all, locks are not 100% secure, therefore, that security is totally useless, right?

      Actually, I don't lock my doors because that would mean either a broken door jam or a broken window. If they don't care about the dogs, the "Protected by S&W" & "Guns don't kill people. I kill people!" stickers, or the mail box full of gun rags, then they wont care about damaging my house to get my goodies...

    27. Re:Autorun? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Well, my good fellow tsm_sf, so long as there aren't any Bit Bucket overflows.....

    28. Re:Autorun? by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      The BEST network security is to enable your Ethernet/wifi/bluetooth connection(s) only when you need them, and use common sense when connected.

      Sensitive materials/HDD(s)should be encrypted and or obfuscated with steganography.

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    29. Re:Autorun? by huckamania · · Score: 1

      The 85% does not refer to the number of vulnerabilities, but the number of attacks, crafted by the NSA, that no longer succeeded. It also doesn't refer exclusively to Windows XP but to the Air Force's entire network, including 3rd party apps that run on XP.

      Still, I mostly agree with your point. Security should have long ago moved out onto the network, using a bump in the wire that does not connect back into the network. You can't trust security software on a client machine because once the client is infected, the security software is suspect as well.

    30. Re:Autorun? by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      Every OS has holes. 99.9% (aka, almost all) of software has unknown bugs/exploits.

      Just about everything is insecure - but some operating systems are so secure that no normal hacker will get in.

      BSD varients are probably about as good as it gets.

    31. Re:Autorun? by Yuan-Lung · · Score: 1

      Exactly, locks (unless you pay a shitload for them) are not designed to keep people out. Any locksmith will tell you that the only thing a lock will do is make your neighbours house an easier target. Computer security is the same way.

      Actually I'd argue there is still enough difference between the meat space analogy and actualy computer security to make it not work.

      It's a lot of work (comparatively) for a thief to physically break into a house and loot the valuables. So they actually do recon work ahead of time to ensure they have an easier target with better potential pay off.


      However, it's relatively low cost for someone with access to a botnet to just try a range of attacks on a large number of potential victims. If you are vulnerable the attack, it doesn't matter if you are "15% more secure" than the next guy. You will just both get owned.

    32. Re:Autorun? by phantomcircuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You *can* crack WPA(1/2) encryption

      The best known attack against WPA2 is a bruteforce attack. The basis of WPA2 in PSK mode is a 256 bit AES cipher. The key is based on both the password and the SSID (the SSID acts as a salt).

      WPA2 with a good password is a perfect example of a truly secure protocol. If you started to crack my home wireless network you might finish around the time that the run is running out of fuel and certainly long after humanity has either evolved to something entirely unrecognizable or is extinct.

    33. Re:Autorun? by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      Modded troll by people who don't get security

      All it takes is a single vulnerability, and you're security is useless.

      People who don't get security don't fully grasp the way in that all software fundamentally has vulnerabilities - the more complex software becomes, up to the level of a modern operating system the more outright impossible it becomes to plug every last hole.

      Buy your measure, no software can have the secure label slapped on it. What has happened here is that Microsoft has made XP secure up to perhaps the level of Linux. *ducks* IMHO, properly hardened *nix is superior again. But for all practical purposes this version of XP would be pretty much 'good enough', and arguably more secure than some arbitrary non-hardened linux distro.

      The real criticism of the Air Force here is purely one of principal: Rather than safety in obscurity, they chose the most attacked and exploited operating system in history to run their boxes.

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    34. Re:Autorun? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Minor correction for you:
      "Arguably, people thinking you have an alarm system is more important in keeping people out than the lock on the door."

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    35. Re:Autorun? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      but Microsoft isn't offering a patched bucket, it's more like one that now has sides with the handle, but still no bottom

    36. Re:Autorun? by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      LoL!

      I'd love to see that wired shot as video instead of a pic... get to see BallmerRun (to the chair the USAF was smart enough to keep as far away from him as possible).

    37. Re:Autorun? by RobertM1968 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah, doesnt really work that way. With tens of thousands (or is it hundreds of thousands as I read someplace else?) of these exploits out there for Windows XP, being secure against 85% isn't saying much. Compare that to the number of exploits out there for OpenBSD (times) .01% (times) the number of possible attackers (which will give you a fraction of an exploit).

      Yes, nothing is secure, but 85%/15% is not a good ratio when compared with the number of exploits times the number of already exploited machines out there that may be attacking said 85/15 machine.

    38. Re:Autorun? by DarkOx · · Score: 2, Informative

      It depends, physical security and data security are not always comparable in that sense. Yes the obnoxious alarm and police being on the way is a problem if you need to load up 50" tv and stereo into your van while fending off the dog.

      The computer paging the owner on the other hand might not be a problem. If what I want is your identity and you have a fast connection I could copy an awful lot your how directory before you could even get to a keyboard to the machine to see what is happening, or shut it down.

      Changes are you know something about the targets you are going after. If I was cracking random windows boxes I would probably target *.doc*, *.xls*, whatever extension various tax software might use, and some other things under c:\documents and settings. Linux/Unix PCs and workstations same things only oo's extensions and /home.

      If I were attacking cooperate platforms I would be after access databases, excel sheets, on servers with "fs" in the name. Whatever ...

      You have these things scripted before you break in. These scripts can get pretty smart with a little work, probably less working the the hack itself by miles, and you can do a lots of damage in only a few seconds.

      So yea detecting an breach fast is important but keeping them out in the first place probably is more import in the networked data security world than the physical world.

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    39. Re:Autorun? by lgw · · Score: 1

      All boats leak. A boat floats if you can bail it faster than it leaks. Fewer holes make for less wasted effort bailing 9or in this case, lower admin costs patching).

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    40. Re:Autorun? by lgw · · Score: 1

      No system is 100% secure. Not any. Not one. That's not what security *means*. Security is the ratio of how difficult is it for an attacker to compromise you to how hard it is to do your job.

      The Air Force doesn't put anything it really considers important on machines connected to the public internet. It has other internets, only accessible from terminals guarded by guys with guns, for that purpose. Those networks are still less than 100% secure, of course. This isn't about "keep the CHinese hackers from stealing our secrets", but about "make it cheaper to admin these XP boxes: the patch treadmill sucks".

      Even if only 1 human has access to a system, that human might still choose to sell your secrets to your enemy.

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    41. Re:Autorun? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Maybe that helps a tiny bit. An attacker with real resources will burst-transmit whatever info he collects when the opportunity presents itself. Listening devices that work this way are probably older than personal computers - hardly a novel concept.

      Encryption and steganography are useless aginst a keylogger, and nearly useless against "hot theft" (disabling your USB and firewire drivers helps some there, but if keep your network turned off you probably want USB).

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    42. Re:Autorun? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Guns are a very valuable thing for a thief to steal - perhaps the best find after cash or drugs. You're a glowing target to anything *but* smash-and-grab. You also have no defense against attackers who don't read English.

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    43. Re:Autorun? by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      True...until you start talking about targeted attacks. They don't want to break into your neighbor's house, they want to break into YOURS.

      And against that, for a sufficiently secret thing, I'm not sure I'd trust out of the box Debian or other standard linux distros, let alone some snake oil from Redmond.

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    44. Re:Autorun? by db32 · · Score: 1

      Death is 100% certain. Are you sure you are on Earth?

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    45. Re:Autorun? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Yeah, someone might steal our super-secret plans for the next gigantic robotic space arm!

    46. Re:Autorun? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      I was assuming the common house-number/birthday/dictionary-word password that 99% of people use.

    47. Re:Autorun? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Anyone who says "99% secure is 100% insecure" clearly does not understand even the most basic principles of security. I quote from Bruce Schneier:

      "Unbreakable", "absolute", "unforgeable", and "impenetrable" are all words that make no sense when discussing security. If you hear them, you can be sure you're listening to someone who doesn't understand security or is trying to hoodwink you. Good security systems are designed in anticipation of possible failure. -- _Beyond Fear_, pp.57-58.

      99% is just about the best security you're ever going to get, and with decent defense in depth strategies, plus detection and response plans, it's very manageable.

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    48. Re:Autorun? by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      No, that is the fundamentalist view. It is enough to increase the actual likelihood of breaches.

    49. Re:Autorun? by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Out of the box Linux distros have terrible security. Well most I have used with one exception -Slackware. Seriously out of the box I don't think they are any better than windows. But the difference is that I can configure it to be reasonably secure. With some effort I can get pretty secure and with a bunch of inconvenience I can get secure.

      For high security --ie Top Secret military stuff. I wouldn't assume that I could or know what to do. But I assume that even with these windows boxes, we are not talking about that kind of level of security.

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    50. Re:Autorun? by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      So are taxes. Thats what my daddy always told me. The only thing you can be certain of is Death and Taxes.

      He also said that if its got tits or wheels, it will end up costing you a lot of money.

      True wisdom I tell you.

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    51. Re:Autorun? by db32 · · Score: 1

      Well, I only object to the taxes one because there always the remote possibility that you can avoid them.

      Now...what happens if it has tits AND wheels? Or only one tit or one wheel? There seems to be some research required to determine the universal validity of this one.

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    52. Re:Autorun? by sjs132 · · Score: 1

      "Computer security is the same way. You *can* cracl WPA(1/2) encryption, but if you neighbour has his connection open (or is using WEP), you are not likely to become a target"

      I'd have to disagree with this...

      Your average burgelar has a finite number of chances to pick a house and break into it before arousing suspicion. That is what makes an Alarm system good, they see the sign and the indicators your alarm (or owner) is armed and will move on to the neighbors.

      But a Cyber attacker has Infiniate opertunities to penitrate a number of systems at once... If your the average script kiddie and you've got a autohacker program that is just gonna go down the list of known vulnerabilities, chances are @ 85% you'll hit one of them that it opens. Then you walk in. Considering you can setup a bot net to attack from multiple points of presence, you don't have to worry about being detected right away. AND, if your on a network with a stardardized version of software, you just eliminated 85% of work getting into the NEXT computer because you'll log how you got into the last... Next time you'll be that much faster at it.

      We are talking the Speed of light here folks... By the time I get a notification of an attack and take measures to tighten a loose firewall, etc.., it may be too late. The smart attacker will leave something behind so that when it is activiated it calls home.

      My policy @ work if someone gets a trojan from surfing, etc... Wipe and reimage. (Scorched Earth) It is the only SAFE way I see to curb repeat infections, AND even that may not work with some of the ram resident attacks that survive a reboot. (hopefully not!)

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    53. Re:Autorun? by tez_h · · Score: 1

      Holding out for absolute perfection, I see. Let me know when you find it. I'm stuck here on planet Earth where nothing is 100% anything.

      Yeah. 100% true, that.

      -Tez

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    54. Re:Autorun? by Larryish · · Score: 1

      They should unplug the network cable and fill the USB ports with epoxy. That would prevent the other 15 percent from gaining access.

    55. Re:Autorun? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "No sir. The thieves will just break through your [W]indows too."

      Yes, but they will have to pick from one of the 15% that are still vulnerable now. Don't you get it !!!???

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    56. Re:Autorun? by Hamoohead · · Score: 1

      Arguably, an alarm system is more important in keeping people out than the lock on the door. If they kick down the door and a message goes off that lets them know that you know they are there and that the police are coming shortly, they usually won't stick around that long.

      Just long enough to take your LCD tv, XBox, PS3 and computer. Best to try to ensure that kicking in your door is hard enough they will give up before the cops get there. Trust me, alarms do nothing but annoy the neighbors. My shit is still gone.

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  2. I'll be truly impressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    When the navy puts windows on their ships.

    1. Re:I'll be truly impressed by Amouth · · Score: 5, Funny
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    2. Re:I'll be truly impressed by Me-The-Person · · Score: 1

      Whoever marked this as "troll" missed the joke! I get it. Mod +Funny

    3. Re:I'll be truly impressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Silly fool. The Navy has always had windows on their ships. Originally they ported them from British designs and called them "port-holes". What was really impressive was when they put windows on boomers. Admiral Nelson designed the Seaview around its Herculite(tm) bow windows.

    4. Re:I'll be truly impressed by cromar · · Score: 1

      WHOOOOOOOOSH

      Windows... in ships...

      ba dum-bum.

    5. Re:I'll be truly impressed by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I think that ship's computers were comparatively secure at that point...

    6. Re:I'll be truly impressed by vertinox · · Score: 1

      When the navy puts windows on their ships.

      Personally, I'd be more impressed when the navy puts windows on their submarines.

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    7. Re:I'll be truly impressed by Amouth · · Score: 2, Informative

      it wasn't a Whooooosh.. it was truth.. and if you read it you would understand

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    8. Re:I'll be truly impressed by cromar · · Score: 1

      WHOOOOOOOOSH

      the joke is that if you put windows in ships they would leak and fill the ship with water.

    9. Re:I'll be truly impressed by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

      i know feeding the trolls - but he wanted to be impressed

      You mean -- he wants a squad of royal marines marching behind a drummer boy to haul him out from behind his plough, slip the King's shilling into his pocket when he ain't looking, then send him off to see the world with His Majesty's Navy?

      Well, it takes all kinds I guess.

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    10. Re:I'll be truly impressed by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the joke is that you've either never seen a real ship (which do have windows called "portholes") or that you're confusing the term s-h-i-p with the term s-u-b-m-a-r-i-n-e.

    11. Re:I'll be truly impressed by cromar · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes. A poorly executed joke is WOOOOOOSHing over peoples' heads. Obviously my efforts here have been wasted.

    12. Re:I'll be truly impressed by billstewart · · Score: 1

      Yes, I also thought of the Aegis system crash of a decade or so ago before realizing that WHOOOOOOOOSH was the sound of water coming in a porthole that somebody forgot to close....

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    13. Re:I'll be truly impressed by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Hunley, of CSS Hunley fame http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSS_Hunley

      Of course, without windows or a periscope (or sonar) it would be difficult to direct a sub.

    14. Re:I'll be truly impressed by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      WHOOSH as in the sound makes when water pours in?

    15. Re:I'll be truly impressed by xlsior · · Score: 1

      When the navy puts windows on their ships.

      ...Windows for Warships, anyone?

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/02/26/windows_boxes_at_sea
      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/02/26/149209

  3. I would just love to see... by mdm-adph · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...what they did to make it secure. Is the default wallpaper black with a big picture of a lock on it?

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    1. Re:I would just love to see... by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am just waiting for it to show up on the torrent sites! Secure Windows, WooHoo!

    2. Re:I would just love to see... by Keruo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      My guess would be
      • disabled non-microsoft drivers
      • removed networking
      • removed usb stack
      • removed firewire stack
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    3. Re:I would just love to see... by ionix5891 · · Score: 1

      ha! mine is blue with white text

    4. Re:I would just love to see... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Is the default wallpaper black with a big picture of a lock on it?

      I'm betting it's blue and has a big picture of a devil on it.

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    5. Re:I would just love to see... by suso · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...what they did to make it secure.

      They changed the EULA to the GPL.

    6. Re:I would just love to see... by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      Well in that case, I'll just bring a pen with me and the Air Force will be mine! Mwuahahah!!

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    7. Re:I would just love to see... by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      In Military Speak:

      • Secure "Background Concealing Image" with Microsoft BitLocker(tm) Logo
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    8. Re:I would just love to see... by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      No they just made an XP theme and boot screen for OpenBSD.

    9. Re:I would just love to see... by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      Now, in the Parent's defense, he wasn't being a troll, just very obvious. Someone feel free to fix that.

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    10. Re:I would just love to see... by jo42 · · Score: 1

      and finally, "Format C:"

    11. Re:I would just love to see... by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      What is this gibberish, did you mean to type this and have an aneurysm?

      mke2fs -j /dev/sda1

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    12. Re:I would just love to see... by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      > My guess would be

              * disabled non-microsoft drivers
              * removed networking
              * removed usb stack
              * removed firewire stack

      You forgot one:
              * turned off the power

    13. Re:I would just love to see... by lazyforker · · Score: 1

      My guess would be

      • disabled non-microsoft drivers
      • removed networking
      • removed usb stack
      • removed firewire stack

      You forgot:

      • Removed power cable
    14. Re:I would just love to see... by PhasmatisApparatus · · Score: 1

      Most likely there will be several copies of this available starting today. Much like "Windows 8" and "Star Wars 7" are available on torrent sites.

  4. How to secure XP by snspdaarf · · Score: 4, Funny

    But what good is XP without drivers for keyboard, CD/DVD drives, USB ports, or NICs?

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    1. Re:How to secure XP by Burkin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought the best way to secure a Microsoft product was to never install and run it?

    2. Re:How to secure XP by merreborn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But what good is XP without drivers for keyboard, CD/DVD drives, USB ports, or NICs?

      In all seriousness, I'd imagine usability is likely the reason this won't see a public release -- "really secure" and "really easy to use" aren't necessarily mutually exclusive, but you can bet they sacrificed the latter for the former in this case. I'd fully expect application compatibility to take a serious hit, and for many Windows features to be cut entirely.

      This product is probably unusable for the average consumer. I'm sure there are some enterprise contexts in which it'd make perfect sense, though.

      And of course, Microsoft doesn't want to dilute Windows Vista/7 sales with a new edition of XP (which they'd have to support for years) either.

    3. Re:How to secure XP by Quantos · · Score: 1

      This is an older model, but they have some pretty fancy new ones too.
      However I find it to be the easiest way to get Windows 100% secure.

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    4. Re:How to secure XP by Amouth · · Score: 1

      i remember at a PC shop i worked at we had legit copies of 98se come in with a virus infecting one of the files already on the disk.

      while our MS Sales rep was very quick to replace them we kept one and taped it above the time clock.. just as a reminder that no mater what we do we are all doomed

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  5. Most secure ever?! by mc1138 · · Score: 1

    So that means its sitting in a box in the corner under armed guard?

  6. Re:The Obvious by tritonman · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Microsoft would probably have no problem giving it to the public, but nobody would want to use it. Everyone whines about security, then they get it and they whine about having to click "allow" or "accept" on popup boxes. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

  7. dead right by xzvf · · Score: 1

    If they would have used an open source operating system the results would have already been released to the public. Government money spent on an operating system is wasted when the same money contributed to open source helps citizens and indirectly the world.

    1. Re:dead right by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      It is probably a case they have a lot of Windows Apps that need to be ran, and it is cheaper to get Microsoft to secure windows then to report their products to an other OS (Who really isn't that much more secure anyways) try to get resources to secure the Open Source OS to an acceptable levels, (Or find out how to configure OpenBSD to do what you want) then pay to report all your apps and retest and security check them all again.

      What the air force is doing is Replacing the Doors/Windows and Locks from the house. Vs. Rebuilding a new one just to get the New Doors/Windows and Locks.

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    2. Re:dead right by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      An AF-only Windows only has to support AF-approved apps.

      That makes creating a 'more secure' Windows much easier, because you can eliminate a ton of 3rd party stuff. But the public will not accept such a restricted system.

    3. Re:dead right by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Removing support for USB mass storage devices would make it more secure, but that wouldn't be much use for the general population.

      Security for the military means things like preventing people from copying classified information. Even Open BSD would score very poorly in that respect.

  8. This is a valid business strategy by n00btastic · · Score: 1

    Giving win7 away for free, and selling 'secure' copies of XP. What better way to fight international open source adoption?

  9. Next will be Windows 3.11 by alukin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next most secure ever release for US army will be Windows 95, then Windows 3.11 and at the top of security development ever will be release of MS DOS 1.0.

  10. addendum by Kludge · · Score: 1

    Seriously though, if the government purchased software from companies other than Microsoft, we would have much better competition in the marketplace and better alternative software.

    1. Re:addendum by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, if the government purchased software from companies other than Microsoft

      From where? If other companies produced software that did as much as the stuff out of Redmond, they might.
      The combination/interoperability (on an enterprise level) of Windows|Exchange|Office|SharePoint|ActiveDirectory|SQLServer is pretty hard to beat. Even with all the MS holes.

      Show us another OS as the base where I can build all of that. Now convince me to rebuild the thousands of the tiny office level apps (Excel/Access/PowerPoint) that people actually use every day.
      Now blow some smoke up my ass and tell me it won't take years to move just one DoD component.

      For better or worse, the Fed and DoD bought a ticket on the MS train long before there was a real alternative. Switching now would be a decade long, very expensive journey, for not that much gain.

    2. Re:addendum by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Show us another OS as the base where I can build all of that.

      The smartest thing would probably be to license google's code, and hand it to the NSA for hardening ala SElinux. Then they could start replacing functionality with webapps, one app at a time. If they build it on a sufficiently Open platform they can avoid this problem in the future.

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  11. If... by slashkitty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they can make it more secure, why don't they offer everyone the secure version?

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    1. Re:If... by wjousts · · Score: 1

      Because then it'd become a huge target for hackers? Security through obscurity.

    2. Re:If... by Red+Alastor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because it's probably not the most compatible Windows and might lack some features.

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    3. Re:If... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If they can make it more secure, why don't they offer everyone the secure version?

      They did - it was called Vista - but users complained that it is annoying to have to click "Allow" every time a trojan asks to get installed, so it didn't quite work out.

    4. Re:If... by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      Because there was no huge money figure being waved under Mr. Balmer's nose.

      It probably costs way more money to patch their swiss cheese than they'd get back from the possible increase in the market share or sales.

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    5. Re:If... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've never worked in a secure computing environment. It's a nightmare of hassle and low productivity. Remember, information security means slowing the flow of information and intentionally making stuff not work. As much as possible, you try to only break things selectively, targeting the bad users and sparing the good users, but you can only expect so much specificity.

    6. Re:If... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      To make it highly secure, thy may have removed features most users need, possible cusomized some stacks, Removed wireless functionality, that sort of thing.

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  12. It's not a new version, it's just a configuration. by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 5, Informative

    'The Air Force, on the verge of renegotiating its desktop-software contract with Microsoft, met with Ballmer and asked the company to deliver a secure configuration of Windows XP out of the box. That way, Air Force administrators wouldnâ(TM)t have to spend time re-configuring, and the department would have uniform software across the board, making it easier to control and maintain patches.'

    So if you'd like to do it yourself, you can secure your XP too.

    http://nvd.nist.gov/fdcc/fdcc_faq.cfm

    I'm not sure super secure is the right word for this version of XP though, given that there are a lot of security features it is missing that Vista, Windows 7 and some other OSes have.

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  13. Re:How they made it secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Le sigh.

    The "only three programs able to run!!!!one!ZOMG!!!" thing is for "Starter Edition", which has been around for years. Have you ever even SEEN it? I don't think so. It's basically a legitimate alternative to Piracy in low-income countries, and even then it's pretty rare. I still have no clue why people assume it's for netbooks.

    The BSOD joke stopped being funny when Windows 2000 was the OS to have (Unless you were subjected to ME. If so, I pity you). XP was solid. 2003 was solid. Vista is slow if you have bad video drivers, but other than that solid. 7 is, so far, solid.

  14. MS is probably holding the air force hostage by t0qer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So I have this on good authority from someone who works there... A few years back the VA decided to start migrating from IIS to apache. At the same time they wanted to migrate file servers as well. When MS caught wind of this, they told the powers that be at the VA, "You drop us, and we'll audit you." Part of the contract MS holds with the VA is they're allowed to perform a license audit any time they want. The VA did its own internal investigation and figured out pretty quickly that MS had them, "Over the barrel" so to speak... I don't think the Air Force really wants to use MS stuff, but if they're in a similar situation as the VA, this doesn't bode well for them. I hope the Obama administration catches wind of this and puts a stop to this practice. It isn't right that my tax dollars are being forced into MS's pockets. I think in these rough economic times our government needs to really start exploring more OSS/free solutions out there.

    1. Re:MS is probably holding the air force hostage by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      what was the threat, the cost of the audit or what the audit might find? it seems like if it's the latter than it's their own fault.

    2. Re:MS is probably holding the air force hostage by Mr+44 · · Score: 1

      I think in these rough economic times our government needs to really start exploring more OSS/free solutions out there.

      Great point - think how good for the economy it would be if the gov't stopped buying commercial software altogether! Thousands of developers/QA/etc would soon find themselves out of jobs, and able to contribute to open source projects all day long while collecting unemployment!

    3. Re:MS is probably holding the air force hostage by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Err, why arent they up on the licensing to begin with? If Obama does anything he should force them to audit and catch up so they can see the real cost of software. MS isnt necessarily the bad guy here. Afterall, the audit revealed problems. Fix your licenses then migrate away. Dont keep abusing your volume keys and putting yourself under MS's gun. This is the VA's incompetent IT staff's doing. Perhaps Obama should just fire them all and start fresh.

    4. Re:MS is probably holding the air force hostage by Archwyrm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a former sysadmin for an Army brigade, I can tell you that we would have failed an audit horribly as well, considering we simply installed Windows or Office or whatever on any machine whenever we needed to. In fact, probably the only machines that we could guarantee had licensed software, were the ones that came pre-installed with it from Dell.

      Then, IIRC, round about mid '03 the Army made a deal with MS where they forked over ~$400 million for unlimited installations of a long list of MS software on Army computers for a number of years. This was no doubt partly to cover the widespread unlicensed copies.

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    5. Re:MS is probably holding the air force hostage by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Licence management is often either non-existent in MS Windows shops simple because stuff will run whether it has a valid licence or not. Even where there has been an attempt to keep track of licences you will see that there are often cases where expediency has meant that someone has just got hold of install media to do a quick install of something without anyone else knowing - people assume the software is free. People also get very offended when you lock up the install media in that sort of environment. Then you get the many weird and varied licences that might have expired but have no way of knowing without the decent records many places lack. I once worked as a contractor in a place with over a hundred MS Windows machines and not a single valid licence since they hadn't renewed after three years - and people were still installing stuff because that wasn't clear until I found the expired licences.

      An audit would catch a lot of large places. Once you have enough MS machines that it is worth investigating anything other than OEM licences licencing gets complicated enough that many people ignore it beyond the steps required to get the media.

  15. how is this diffrent... by iccaros · · Score: 2, Insightful

    so the Air force paid MS to "lock down windows" probably to the STIG.. Instead of doing what DODIIS does and create a Install disk to be installed and tested against, so if you do have to rebuild its there... I thought that MS came up with an affordable PL3 or PL4 System, we have been working with MS for a PL3 system, but it would cost almost a million more than a comparable Trusted Solaris or SELinux solution. and be hell to administer

  16. Re:How they made it secure by Burkin · · Score: 1

    The BSOD joke stopped being funny when Windows 2000 was the OS to have (Unless you were subjected to ME. If so, I pity you). XP was solid. 2003 was solid.

    Yes, once Windows 2000 came out there was never BSODs ever again. Oh wait...

  17. AF Standard Desktop Configuration by PapaSmurph · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While this was an interesting article, the XP and the Vista versions used by the USAF are the same ones used by the general public. The only differences are the security setting, the firewall configuration, and the user configuration. No one is an admin unless they need to be, and no normal day-to-day work is done in admin mode (same thing you do in Linux, no doubt).

    I didn't know this article was going to be published, but when I found it, I was not surprised by the comments. I've been working on this program for more than 2 years. Users hate it. Developers loathe it. Network security staff loves it.

    Nothing can make Windows (or any other OS) completely secure if it's connected to a network. This is as close as the federal government as ever come.

    1. Re:AF Standard Desktop Configuration by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      I didn't know this article was going to be published, but when I found it, I was not surprised by the comments. I've been working on this program for more than 2 years. Users hate it. Developers loathe it. Network security staff loves it.

      Which means the Air Force probably got it right.

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    2. Re:AF Standard Desktop Configuration by rs232 · · Score: 1

      I didn't know this article was going to be published, but when I found it, I was not surprised by the comments. I've been working on this program for more than 2 years. Users hate it. Developers loathe it. Network security staff loves it.

      How much is this program going to cost as compared to the $100 million the Air Force is saving in maintenance costs?

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  18. diversity is fantastic protection by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The airforce and the military in general would do well not to create a monoculture; especially not one based on an arguably insecure operating system that is nearing its end of life. Despite the existence of *nix alternatives that are of comparable ease of use and generally superior security and customization, the military continues to insist that using an old operating system full of flaws and actively exploited by the vast majority of malware is suitable for government use. There is something very wrong here.

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    1. Re:diversity is fantastic protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      oh yes, we definitely don't want a monoculture. Please make sure the poor 19 year old airman who barely knows how to install a driver in XP now must know how to do so on a Ubuntu box, a Macintosh, XP, Vista and for the hell of it, a couple Win 3.1 boxes 'just in case'. And pity the poor sergeant who is given a Powerpoint presentation by the general and has to figure out how to make it work across 4 different versions of Office, OpenOffice, etc.
      But at least we'll know when we get hacked that only part our useless network will get taken out by the bad guys.

      Networks must be useful first... or else why bother defending them?

    2. Re:diversity is fantastic protection by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Until Linux or another suitable OS can flawlessly run Win32 apps and drivers the cost of migration will be too prohibitive for most organisations that depend on Win32-only applications.

    3. Re:diversity is fantastic protection by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      So leave the endpoints as Windows. Make the servers a mix. You don't have a "poor 19 year old airman" doing ALL the admin tasks.

    4. Re:diversity is fantastic protection by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      Thank you for pointing out a big chunk of the problem. The same people who have trouble with anything other than XP are going to be the same people who are responsible for infecting military computers with conficker and any number of other malware.

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  19. A subtle point by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Having the most secure Windows ever" does not equate to having secure Windows.

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    1. Re:A subtle point by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess the irony of having to go to a "dirty pirate site" to get "the most secure windows ever" is lost on you. To get security, you have to steal it? (Or use %uname)

    2. Re:A subtle point by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      What we need is a motorcycle analogy!

      Back in the 1980's, a common slogan in Harley-Davidson advertisements was "The best handling bike we've ever made". Now, the FXR (1982 to around 1990, I think) was a radical change in frame design, and objectively, it did handle pretty well -- arguably better than Harleys made before and after, (my opinion) with more neutral steering and lower center of gravity that many superbikes available during that time. But at the time, it seemed like damning with faint praise.

      If a sentence translates easily to "Our best attempt at something we're not good at", one's objective expectations can't be very high.

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    3. Re:A subtle point by couchslug · · Score: 1

      ""Having the most secure Windows ever" does not equate to having secure Windows."

      "Our Nomex gasoline-soaked jock strap is much safer than our old cotton gasoline-soaked jock straps for running through camp fires!"

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  20. Really? by twmcneil · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    "Turns out when you configure things properly and don't touch them, they actually work pretty well," Gilligan said.

    No shit Sherlock!

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    1. Re:Really? by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      But Slashdot wisdom has taught me that it's impossible to secure Windows. I suspect the entire article is bullshit. A hundred thousand screaming free software zealots and apple lovers can't be wrong.

  21. Reformat, reinstall by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    In other cases, systems that were configured securely became vulnerable later (for instance, when a system crashed and original software was re-installed without patches that had been on the system before the crash).

    The great windows tradition of "reformat, reinstall" at work. I wonder how long until this secure XP starts suffering the same fate because users find it too restrictive to do what they need.

  22. Obviously this can't work by Gallomimia · · Score: 1

    First Let me just say that all microsoft had to do to provide the airforce with a secure version of XP was to remove all of their built in backdoors and security holes introduced in order to fuel the security industry. Thanks for making millions of jobs for america and making computer users foot the bill!

    Second, obviously they can never release this Secure Microsoft program to the public. (That's such an oxymoron I had to type it slowly) Every major public release of every operating system humanity has ever come up with has been hacked, rooted, and otherwise had its security demolished.

    Releasing this system to the public will merely create a group of people bent on cracking it and then the air force won't have a secure version anymore. Pardon me for saying it, but I personally wouldn't want the air force telling me I owe them money. Brass knuckles or a baseball bat are bad enough.

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    1. Re:Obviously this can't work by secPM_MS · · Score: 4, Informative
      I am a security program manager at Microsoft. The article gets much of it wrong. The Air Force wanted the machines preconfigured to a secure configuration so that they did not have to do this configuration. Such configurations are not distributed to the general public because of the impact on generalized consumer useability. Microsoft always publishes a security guide which provides guidance on configuring systems for different threat environments. For example in the Windows Vista Security Guide, Chapter 5 is titled "Specialized Security - Limited Functionality". Such security guides exist for NT on.

      Users are free to configure their systems for higher security. Note that doing so may limit functionality you are used to. For example, you can configure your system so that all users run as normal users (no administrative functionality). Running users as normal users is part of all security guidance. Not all XP software will run if you do this. You can set IE to high security mode by default and disable Flash, etc. Doing so breaks much of the web but is more secure. You can get security, but it will impact your user experience.

      It is easier to secure Vista and 2K8 server systems.

    2. Re:Obviously this can't work by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      This makes a lot more sense than the article. Is this the "hisecws" security policy applied by default, or a custom one for the Air Force? Will Microsoft distribute the .inf to any customers, or is it limited to them?

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    3. Re:Obviously this can't work by secPM_MS · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I am not involved with this. Clearly, the Air Force, or other customer can define what security policy they want to apply and have their systems configured to it.

    4. Re:Obviously this can't work by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      The FDCC configuration grew out of the Air Force's SDC configuration (warning, MS Word doc link).

    5. Re:Obviously this can't work by kismet666 · · Score: 1

      IMHO, you've oversimplified things. NSA, DISA, and NIST were all publishing security guidance when I helped publish Microsoft's Windows 2000 Server Security Guide in late 2002. We started working with those 3 agencies and CIS to try to get all of our guidance more closely aligned. We published the Microsoft guides for XP & 2003 in the spring of 2003. Everyone learned a great deal from one another, there are some brilliant people in NIST CSD, the NSA Blue Team, and DISA FSO. We kept meeting to figure out how to improve all of our guidance and to pursuade the Windows team to change the defaults in XP SP2 & Vista. Around 2004 the USAF & their MCS team approached us, including NSA, DISA, & NIST, to help them jumpstart their new program for securing XP. That grew into the SDC, Kenny Heitkamp and Mr. Gilligan pursuaded the OMB to start the FDCC, which used the collective knowledge of Microsoft, USAF, NIST, DISA, and the NSA to work out the details of the FDCC. At this point, the FDCC is consistent with Microsoft's guidance, but it covers more settings. The USAF's SDC is a bit more restrictive than the FDCC and it covers additional applications. DISA's checklists for XP & Vista are also a bit more restrictive than the FDCC.

    6. Re:Obviously this can't work by kismet666 · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with hisecws.inf. That security template was finally removed in Vista because it caused too much customer pain. Microsoft's guidance is available here: http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc677002.aspx. The FDCC is here: http://fdcc.nist.gov/

    7. Re:Obviously this can't work by node159 · · Score: 1

      You can set IE to high security mode by default and disable Flash, etc. Doing so breaks much of the web but is more secure.

      And for some reason breaks local networking as well, nice one MS.

      That as side, the fact that Vista still shipped with admin as user configuration baffles me. I'm a software developer and have been running XP with LUA (limited user accounts) for years now and am baffled by the complete lack of commitment by Microsoft. The decision to drop LUA as default is baffling, as well as the requirement of Visual Studios to require admin rights (http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/vstudio/aa972193.aspx).

      The tools provided to resolve issues with existing software are mediocre at best and considering MS commitment to backwards compatibility, significantly under promoted. The concept of securing Windows without addressing everything running as admin issue (which has now changed to, 'check box to run as admin') is just a little insane.

      All I can say it, provide tool to developers and user that highlight programs that violate the most basic security principle and provide answers for potential work a rounds, outing the offenders is the only way to get this resloved.

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  23. Security measure by johnw · · Score: 1

    Don't tell me! They removed the floppy disk drive - yes?

  24. You too can have your own "Super-Secure" XP setup by jdb2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's called running XP in VMware under Linux.

    ( Also, is it just me or does the "XP" after "Super-Secure" look like a smiley representing someone laughing their guts out? )

    jdb2

  25. Rename it... by tsnorquist · · Score: 1

    How about "Microsoft Cockpits - USAF Edition". When things go to hell, the HDD pulls the handle on the ejection seat.

    1. Re:Rename it... by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      you had me at soft cock.

  26. heres a demo by FudRucker · · Score: 1, Informative
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  27. Cat out of the bag...? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Next up, the Army and Navy. After that, government agencies ... finally, big businesses and the public.

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    1. Re:Cat out of the bag...? by gadget+junkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Next up, the Army and Navy. After that, government agencies ... finally, big businesses and the public.

      Yes, so we will be able to buy XP instead of the best and most secure OS, Vista!!!!!
      I think that this is the best own goal ever done by MS in its long life, on two counts. first, they are saying that XP is arguably more secure than vista. second, they are saying that while all organizations are created equals, some are more equal than others. Why is it that i cannot buy XP anymore, while the Air force can?
      So, I do not think that "big business and the public" will ever be able to buy that. Never. not ever. BUT, that does not mean that this will not have repercussions.Big business will use it as a lever to delay, yet again, the adoption of Vista/win7, by browbeating MS into admitting that they will support XP longer than publicly stated ( I do not think that they will leave the Air force high and dry in four years, do you?), and demanding equal treatment. moreover, I do not think it possible that this XP will not percolate in the public domain.
      One more unintended consequence: any attempt into selling Vista/win 7 by implying that Xp is less secure is meaningless now: "go tell the blue boys, then come back!"

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    2. Re:Cat out of the bag...? by dave562 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where do you get that they are saying XP is more secure than Vista? Another angle to consider is the one that the Air Force has been running XP for a long time and all of their applications are coded to work with XP. Microsoft took the smart route and improved what the Air Force already had instead of forcing them into an upgrade. Vista very well may be more secure than XP, and Windows 7 might be more secure than both of them.

      For as long as I've been using computers, I've hated the forced upgrade cycle that Microsoft imposes on their customers. It would be nice if they would just stick to a single OS and improve it. For a lot of people, XP is good enough. It gets the job done and there isn't any reason to upgrade. If NT weren't such an insecure piece of turd, it could serve the needs of most businesses out there (just like Linux + Samba and OpenLDAP can). Having said that, I understand that a single OS isn't exactly a viable business model, unless you force people into support contracts. Given that Microsoft and Apple both charge for OS updates, I don't think that business model is going away any time soon.

    3. Re:Cat out of the bag...? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Really big business can play the "we're moving to Linux because it's more secure" trump card.

      I think manufacturers of stuff like medical equipment should definitely have it, too.

      I don't know how far down the pecking order it could go. I assume they did something so that ordinary people won't want it (no DirectX or something...).

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    4. Re:Cat out of the bag...? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      What if they offered "enhancement packs" for a price?

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  28. Re:It's not a new version, it's just a configurati by Z_A_Commando · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has a slew of people who are more than happy to configure any of their software for you, for a price of course. They're called Microsoft Consulting Services (MCS). To your point, the Air Force asked Microsoft to do the configuration prior to sending them the software. Thus you have tons of features that are disabled by default on install. It's not that it's a different version of XP, it's just a reconfigured version.

    What I find questionable is the claim in the article that says to the effect "this is the way it should be" with software releases. In other words, all software should come with maximum security enabled (i.e. all or most features disabled by default) and users can pick and choose what they want to turn on. That's fine for corporations where people are paid to configure systems. However, Joe Consumer who doesn't know anything about enabling components or disabling services will find such a system completely unusable. It no longer will "Just Work".

    As far as the Air Force is concerned, getting to a consistent image across their systems should have been the goal, regardless of whether they use Microsoft to "secure" XP. It can be done without a Microsoft tech's help, as you point out. Of course, both of those are much easier said than done. Just my 2 cents

  29. Erm, what?? by iperkins · · Score: 1

    Isn't super secure and XP an oxymoron??

  30. Win7 RC1 is out and the AF just secured XP? by schwit1 · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should have been working with MS for the past year testing and securing a Windows7 desktop config.

    1. Re:Win7 RC1 is out and the AF just secured XP? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      NASA doesn't use bleeding edge technology, but you want our national defense system(s) to be running on it? Someone promote this man to a government military buying agent!

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    2. Re:Win7 RC1 is out and the AF just secured XP? by schwit1 · · Score: 1
      When did Vista R2 become bleeding edge technology? The issue is security ... Win7 is better on every measurable level of that criteria.

      Besides, comparing NASA systems to AF desktops is an apples to rocks comparison. A commercial OS is not used to operate combat systems ... unless you're the Navy.

    3. Re:Win7 RC1 is out and the AF just secured XP? by kismet666 · · Score: 1

      What makes you think they aren't looking at Win7 already? Why do you assume that the people who figured out the configurations for XP and Vista can't work on Win7 while the people in operations deploy and maintain the settings on the hundreds of thousands of existing machines?

  31. Re:ha by PGOER · · Score: 1

    I think they should fix all problems with their software before selling it...wait, who are we talking about here? Sorry I forgot, it's Microsoft.

    I think Organizations shouldn't buy an inferior product...wait, who are we talking about here? Sorry I forgot it's the Air Force.

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  32. Re:I bet the british wished they had this... by Locutus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    let's see, Windows on hospital equipment recently got Conficker because Microsoft no longer provided security patches for Windows 2000 and NT. I'm now wondering how long the British Navy thinks these subs will last and how they'll deal with unpatched Microsoft operating systems running the show when Microsoft stops feeding them patches?

    Hey USAF! If you can't see the source code and see the patches for later versions, you can't have any hope of securing the system in the long run. You're only hope for security dooms you to tearing it all out and replacing it. And you know that is not going to happen and doesn't happen. Good luck with that "Super-Secure XP".

    LoB

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  33. Is this ... by SlashDev · · Score: 1

    .. MS's admission that an insecure OS version was purposefully released to the public?

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  34. Re:It's not a new version, it's just a configurati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You are about to secure Windows

    Yes No

  35. oh yeah! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    OK, as if, anyone smell BS here, like I do?
    Here is a link to a story of how the Air Force wanted to create a wrold botnet to control and send cyber attacks should they need them for global scale cyber warfare.
    http://tech.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/05/15/1654235

    My guess is, it was easier to get M$ to bend and rewrite certain things that would allow the Air Force to backdoor into systems, and create a buzz, saying that we now have the best and most secure version of XP EVER!, Because we bought it so much, now it is cheap, and it can be yours for the
    4 small payments of.....!!!

    If i were to buy into the propaganda, I would say, it would be much cheaper for them to install one PC properly, and close the image a bazillion times as needed and just pay a M$ license fee to do this, why rewrite the app to be more secure, it already is once the updates are all installed anyways...and your disk image would contain also all the rest of the updates for all the other apps your company would use.....

    I smell BS, lots of it!

    1. Re:oh yeah! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      sorry typos....
      > and close the image ...should read
      > clone the image

  36. Re:It's not a new version, it's just a configurati by evilkasper · · Score: 1

    Actually we were pushing a "secure" version of XP before I got out of the AF in 2006. Basically it was just locked down, if you didn't have to have it to do your job that feature/program was disabled by the security settings. I believe the image we pushed was made by the NOSC at the time. It wasn't anything you couldn't do on your own to your home computer.

  37. Sane defaults by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    Can anyone explain why a company with the manpower and wealth of Microsoft can't just ship XP with sane security defaults out of the box for everyone else?

    This is the 21st century, right?

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    1. Re:Sane defaults by maxume · · Score: 1

      SP2 did ship with sane security defaults for normal people. Defaulting to limited user rights would have been nice, but look how poorly that went with Vista, and imagine 5 years less of 3rd party Windows software being fixed to work correctly in that environment.

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    2. Re:Sane defaults by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      Much of the problem is backwards compatibility. I recall some or all of the Win2000 source code was leaked a few years ago, and I remember the general consensus of the people that reviewed it was that the most of the bad bits come from the "nasty hacks" to get XXXXXX application working. I think Office was one of the big problems.

      Another problem is usability, many things are not locked down because they would be unusable if they weren't. Have you ever seen the "Internet Explore Enhanced Security" mode that Server 2003 defaults to? It has problems searching Google! This is because they disable nearly all scripting and plugins.

      Finally, and probably the biggest reason, is that security was not as much of a concern to people in the early 2000s when 2000 and XP were released. Microsoft just wanted to get things out as fast as possible to make more money. Now, people are worried about security, so they tried to start nearly from scratch with Vista(codenamed Longhorn at the time, I believe) to be secure and stable. It was taking too long, so they scratched it and started over from the 2003 kernel. Vista seems like it might actually be quite a bit more secure than XP, but they did a terrible job covering backwards compatibility. Instead of just cutting out all backwards compatibility, they did a hack job of it, I mean just look at all the fucking recursive junction points in the system drive(Why the fuck does robocopy back these up by default???). The fix for this in Win7? They put XP in a fucking virtual machine, but only for Professional, Enterprise and Ultimate. I haven't looked, but does anyone know if Win7 is loaded to the gills with recursive junction points?

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    3. Re:Sane defaults by kokojie · · Score: 1

      Average people do not want more security if that means sacrificing usability. The first thing I do when using a new Vista machine is disable UAC.

  38. Most secure version of Windows XP ever... by dwiget001 · · Score: 1

    that's not really saying much.

  39. 85 percent of attacks were blocked by hAckz0r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    85 percent of attacks were blocked after the configuration was installed.

    Now lets rephrase that; 15% of the attacks were still successful after a complete lock-down configuration was applied and lots of manpower went into burning custom installation disks and procedures. Is it just me or does anyone else see a problem with this?

    1. Re:85 percent of attacks were blocked by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

      I'd have to know what percentage of the attacks were still successful on a stock, fully-patched system to know whether or not I have a problem with this.

    2. Re:85 percent of attacks were blocked by hAckz0r · · Score: 1

      This is way beyond a "stock" system, and it is fully patched by the experts from the one company that knows the most about how to protect it. But it still completely fails to protect the host against 15% of the *known attacks* in the wild? The operant word here is "known" attacks. Just do the mathematics with regards to the number of systems employed by this one particular customer. Then add in all the systems that are NOT locked down this tightly in the rest of the world. Despite all the glory that they are claiming in this news story, this is a very clear failure to protect these crucial systems and not something that I would ever associate myself with boasting about.

    3. Re:85 percent of attacks were blocked by ion.simon.c · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is way beyond a "stock" system...

      Okay... I'd still like to see the stats for a fully patched stock system before I say "Oh, this isn't worth the effort."

      But it still completely fails to protect the host against 15% of the *known attacks* in the wild?

      Do you have a comprehensive list of those attacks? I know that I don't.
      How many of those attacks are software keyloggers? There's not a whole hell of a lot that you can do to protect against that.
      How many of them are hardware keyloggers?
      USB or FireWire DMA memory access sploits?

      We need details before we can pass judgement. Until we have these details, this "report" is just some MS PR flack flapping his gums.

    4. Re:85 percent of attacks were blocked by skogs · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      I am air force IT. We've been rolling out "SDC" or Standard Desktop Configuration for years now. Now there is SDC II -- The Vista SDC. We also have SSC -- Standard Server Configuration.
      These really aren't much more than supported nLite windows load discs.
      The SDC has:
      -Most of the drivers we need including SATA, mobo drivers, network drivers, etc
      -Obvious fixes to password complexity that pretty much anybody can hardwire after the fact, but ours is pre-set
      -Altered admin account name, which again anybody can do after the fact but only ours is pre-loaded
      -All the current patches, usually only 5-20 updates need to be applied after installation, and those are all controlled via domain controllers and login
      -Biggest advantage really is application testing...if it works under SDC, then it works everywhere

      All this, and our networks are still ridiculously porous. I have unix and linux experience. I am also Security+ certified, among many others. My home is network secure than the Air Force. And I don't need to spend millions of dollars doing it.

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    5. Re:85 percent of attacks were blocked by hAckz0r · · Score: 1

      Okay... I'd still like to see the stats for a fully patched stock system before I say "Oh, this isn't worth the effort."

      I never said it was not worth the effort. Exactly the opposite I believe. What I was saying is that according to their own self touted PR the stats they give actually suck by the standards of anyone that has the job to protect the most vital computers in the US Government. They themselves gave the stats, so just read the article.

      Do you have a comprehensive list of those attacks? I know that I don't.

      I do, but not the specific attacks mentioned because they did not want to give away that kind of information. I happen to be an Information Security professional, but my job would not last long if I gave you any particular specifics in an open forum like Slashdot. Until you have been on a Redteam trying to subvert a network in the name of national security I guess you would not understand exactly what those statistics mean. You shoot for 0% of known vulnerabilities, not 15%. Even 1% of the know vulnerabilities is way too much risk if you understand what is at stake with this particular client, as well as many others.

      How many of those attacks are software keyloggers? There's not a whole hell of a lot that you can do to protect against that.

      They were talking about intrusion, not spyware. You need to already be on the system to install spyware, and getting on it is where the 0% counts. But yes, you can also do something about key loggers. Cell phone spyware too, but that is much more difficult and all too few people even know how vulnerable they are.

      USB or FireWire DMA memory access sploits?

      Just like any hardware exploit you need physical access. So you think you can just walk down any hallway in the Pentagon and just slip into a random office to install a hardware keylogger? No, you can't. In my memory in some offices I had an armed escort even though I had a clearance. So I'd say that is not the major concern we have, though I have to agree with you when it comes to the threat of Corporate Espionage. That is a different story. Reflashing an iPod with custom DMA aware software utilizing firewire hardware you could suck a machine's memory onto it in seconds. Passwords, encryption keys, the whole 9 yards. Oouch. But then if you have physical access to a machine then these things are real hard to stop, but that is not where the biggest threat comes from unless you are talking about an inside job.

      We need details before we can pass judgement. Until we have these details, this "report" is just some MS PR flack flapping his gums.

      As for me I just need a calculator to pass judgement based on the content of this article. Yes, they do need to be doing this, but they also need to be doing a whole lot more. The article is all about PR, and for that it fails miserably if you truly understand the threat model. btw - check out some of the other comments to my last post if you think I may just be spouting hot air. I am actually dead serious in that this story is not good news, but it is possibly headed in the right direction. Its just not enough and if anybody had a chance of doing it right Microsoft should have been able to, unless they are just not serious about doing it right.

    6. Re:85 percent of attacks were blocked by hAckz0r · · Score: 1

      Well all I can say is I feel for you. In my opinion this SDC is all about rolling out a base configuration and saving labour doing it, but what happens after that? They will go through great pains to lock things down on a host to the point of being completely unusable and then also leave holes in the network so large you could just drive a bus through it. While I am glad they are paying attention to baseline security measures it is also important to keep a view at the big picture too. You only need one weak link and with the number of machines you have to apply those patches to almost always leaves a window of opportunity. The bad guys can download the official patches, reverse the code, identify the vulnerability, and create a point and shoot exploit, all in less time than an organization your size can even roll out those same patches. Time is still on their side.

    7. Re:85 percent of attacks were blocked by skogs · · Score: 1

      amen.

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  40. Department of State has been doing this for years by preaction · · Score: 1

    The DoS Embassy office and now the Office of Alumni Affairs has been funding open-source development for a few years now. As the contractor, we get their permission to contribute their features back to the main project (in this case, WebGUI). IMHO, the US Department of State is ahead of the curve in Washington DC.

  41. Re:The Obvious by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 1

    Everyone whines about security, then they get it and they whine about having to click "allow" or "accept" on popup boxes.

    But that's not security, it's annoying and it reinforces the bad habit many people have of clicking"Yes / OK / Allow" on every dialog they see.

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  42. Only if... by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    It's really only that secure if it is only connected to the .mil network. Connect it to the internet and poof!

  43. Screenshot by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    Here's a link to the screenshot of the new, super secure Windows XP. ;-)

  44. Re:It's not a new version, it's just a configurati by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

    That's fine for corporations where people are paid to configure systems. However, Joe Consumer who doesn't know anything about enabling components or disabling services will find such a system completely unusable. It no longer will "Just Work".

    Maybe Joe / Joan should just learn rather than expecting everything to just work. Or they should pay for the privilege of remaining ignorant and get someone else maintain all the computers they need to use. At least if you disable everything by default it forces them to make this choice rather than currently where they get to just blame everyone else when their identity gets stolen.

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  45. Re:The Obvious by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    Yup. Whether it's computer security, physical security, communications security - the more secure you are, the greater a pain in the ass it is. Whether it's checkpoints or check boxes, there's a balance between security and usefulness, and where the balance point lies varies greatly.

  46. Makes sense by slapout · · Score: 1

    So, if you're an organization with a lot of guns and airplanes you can get a better deal from MS?

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  47. Disabling those out of the box not a bad idea by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Obviously, they didn't remove the networking stack.

    Or maybe they did, for the "out of the box configuration."

    Personally, I wish one of the Windows install options was "keyboard, mouse, video, installation media drive, installation target drive only" then let me install networking, USB, and non-driver software and stacks on an as-needed basis. This would make it much easier/safer to use Windows in embedded, industrial, and kiosk environments.

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    1. Re:Disabling those out of the box not a bad idea by Tacvek · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Windows XP Embedded, you can choose which components to install, on a significantly more fine grained scale. For example, you can leave out Windows Explorer (i.e. the icons on the desktop, task bar, and File Management tool (the my computer window, etc)). I'm not sure quite how fine grained the driver selection is, but it is still far more fine-grained than tradition XP installations. You can definitely leave out unused network stacks, etc.

      But for some reason few people seem to be aware of it, or choose to use it. I mean I've seen logic analyzers running standard OEM Windows XP.

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    2. Re:Disabling those out of the box not a bad idea by Chabo · · Score: 1

      Unplug all network cables from the machine, and shut off the wireless radio, and you pretty much have what you're asking for. Why is this insufficient?

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    3. Re:Disabling those out of the box not a bad idea by pbhj · · Score: 1

      But for some reason few people seem to be aware of it, or choose to use it. I mean I've seen logic analyzers running standard OEM Windows XP.

      $1000 [per seat presumably] for the tools. $90 per device, but you only pay it when you ship the device. ( http://blogs.msdn.com/mikehall/archive/2004/12/22/331034.aspx )

      It might be the 5MB minimum build size too it seems.

    4. Re:Disabling those out of the box not a bad idea by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Because some nitwit will come by with an infected thumb drive which will grab files and post them to some server the next time it's on an internet-enabled machine.

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  48. Simple by PPH · · Score: 1

    Just put XP on a Time Warner broadband connection. Try downloading anything as big as a virus and you'll violate the TOS.

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  49. Re:The Obvious by couchslug · · Score: 1

    "Stop purchasing Microsoft products. Duh."

    The military of all customers is in the ideal position to do this.
    Back in The Day when all we had were green screen Unix terminals, life was simple and users didn't break the system.
    Conversion is merely of giving orders to people who obey them. The military should select more secure, Open alternatives which it can tweak and control, then order users to change.

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  50. Super-secure windows! by asm2750 · · Score: 1

    Super-secure windows = having the the power cord unpluged.

  51. Re:It's not a new version, it's just a configurati by JATMON · · Score: 5, Insightful

    if you look closely at the article, this is something that the air force did between 2005-2007. so this is actually old news. 'The Air Force began the project in 2005 and finished installing the new configuration on systems in 2007. In contracts with hardware providers it demanded that vendors pre-load the special Windows XP configuration onto systems before delivering them to the Air Force.'

  52. Re:I bet the british wished they had this... by anjilslaire · · Score: 4, Informative

    let's see, Windows on hospital equipment recently got Conficker because Microsoft no longer provided security patches for Windows 2000 and NT.

    Uh, no. The MS08-067 patch that addresses conficker was released for Windows 2000 at the same time as all the other OSes, with the exception of NT. http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/Bulletin/MS08-067.mspx

  53. super secure sudo by viralMeme · · Score: 1

    "Many of the changes were complex and technical, but Gilligan says one of the most important and simplest was an obvious fix to how Windows XP handled passwords. The Air Force insisted the system be configured so administrative passwords were unique, and different from general user passwords, preventing an average user from obtaining administrative privileges. Specifications were added to increase the length and complexity of passwords and expire them every 60 days"

    Is there any way of scripting this under Linux so as to equate to this NSA locked down super secure XP

  54. no video... by mevets · · Score: 1

    I was hoping to see Balmer yelling "Gilligan!" and hitting him with the little plaque.

  55. Microsoft lobbying vs. US Air Force by janwedekind · · Score: 2, Funny

    And the US Air Force lost this fight.

  56. Re:ha by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

    I think they should fix all problems with their software before selling it

    You obviously don't know the first thing about software development.

  57. Re:I bet the british wished they had this... by j79zlr · · Score: 4, Informative

    let's see, Windows on hospital equipment recently got Conficker because Microsoft no longer provided security patches for Windows 2000 and NT.

    Extended support for Windows 2000 doesn't end unitl July of 2010. The patch that fixes the exploit on Win2k is here if interested.

    As for NT, the long term support ended over 5 years ago.

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  58. Re:It's not a new version, it's just a configurati by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

    The Air Force began the project in 2005 and finished installing the new configuration on systems in 2007

    Wow ... and I usually only need a dozen reboots or so to get a copy of XP installed ...

  59. Federal Desktop Core Configuration by viralMeme · · Score: 1

    What operating systems have FDCC settings? Currently, FDCC settings are intended for Microsoft Windows XP Professional with Service Pack (SP) 2 or SP 3 and Microsoft Windows Vista Business, Microsoft Windows Vista Enterprise, and Microsoft Windows Vista Ultimate with SP 1.

  60. How to make a windows PC super-secure by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    Step 1. Remove all wireless capability. Step 2. Use wax to seal all input devices except for the keyboard and the mouse. Step 3. Put a GPS unit transponder inside the device, constantly broadcasting it's location.

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  61. oxymoron bingo! by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    It's an Open Secret that Military Intelligence will use Super-Secure Windows XP! Then they can eat some Jumbo Shrimp while watching Virtual Porn, and when the super security is Found Missing, they will Act Natural about this Minor Crisis.
    It's my Unbiased Opinion that this will become a Tragic Comedy.

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  62. UAC in Windows XP USAF Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    While it's true that they disabled Autorun in XP USAF Edition, what makes it truly secure is that they ported the Vista User Account Control to XP for the Air Force.

    Here's how it works:
    Enemy Pilot wirelessly hacks into Air Force pilot's OS and attempts to send an command to eject the pilot from the plane.

    Air Force pilot sees the following message appear on his console:

    Windows needs your permission to continue
    If you started this action, continue.
    Eject pilot seat

    To continue, type an administrator password, and then click on OK.

    Pilot clicks on Cancel, and all is good!

    However, rumors persist that they did not test the scenario where the pilot actually presses the eject button.

  63. The source code by samcan · · Score: 1

    // Top-secret!
    // Copyright 2009 Microsoft Corp.
    // Windows XP super-secure for USAF
    #include <linux.h>
    int main(){
    // start bootup
    ShowWindowsLoading();
    LoadKernel(linux);
    // show shell
    ShowGUI();
    }

  64. STEEL DOOR! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny

    Meet GRASS HUT!

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    1. Re:STEEL DOOR! by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      You have never owned a convertible apparently. This might very with make model, hard top soft top things like that, but here is the general deal.

      *If you are worried about something in the car being stolen you lock it in the boot(trunk).
      *The remaining locks are for honest people, chances are pretty good even with the top up its way easier to gain access to the interior of the door than with a sedan and therefore bypass the lock.
      *You don't really want it locked when the top is up. Depending on your insurance, it might be better for you if someone simply opens the door to steal your $200 car stereo rather, rather than first slicing through your $500 canvas top and then opening the door. This is something you should understand.
      *To prevent the car from being stolen, a batter quick disconnect is nice. This is especially try if you have a car where the batter is mounted in the boot and is clean as opposed to under the bonnet. There is a light fused line to all power to electronics, put you pull the big steal pin out of the positive lead. If someone manages hotwire it unless they knew about that little trap and first broke into the boot as well and fixed it, as soon as they touch the starter the fuse will blow and the car will be dead.
      *Convertibles are probably always a little less secure than other cars no matter what way less secure if you don't go through a little extra trouble.

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    2. Re:STEEL DOOR! by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > To prevent the car from being stolen, a batter quick disconnect is nice.
      > This is especially try if you have a car where the batter is mounted in
      > the boot and is clean as opposed to under the bonnet. There is a light
      > fused line to all power to electronics, put you pull the big steal pin
      > out of the positive lead.

      Incidentally, what language is this? It bears such a strong resemblance to English, I suspect I could learn it with only a few years of study.

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  65. Re:OpenBSD with a WinXP theme? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    And pre-pending wine to every command line?

  66. Super Secure XP??? by thrillbert · · Score: 1

    I haven't read the article, but I can almost guess what this secure XP consists of..

    DOS 3.2
    DosShell

    And yes, I know I'm dating myself on that one, but my EDLIN is not working so I gotta go DEBUG A:\slashdot.exe.

    1. Re:Super Secure XP??? by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      It consists of nothing more than enabling some of the already present security features. XP has a huge number of security settings that are defaulted to disabled. Stuff like syn-attack protection shouldn't break anything. Locking down registry keys like class\appid and disabling remote dcom can break things, though.

      If you truly want to go hog wild, use the DISA gold disk to enable all the settings. Or use the NSA Secure Technical Implementation Guide (STIG) to the letter. It's guaranteed to break a large portion of your software (which relied on these insecurities to work). If you're lucky the box will be partially useable afterwards.

  67. real cost of secure configuration by viralMeme · · Score: 1

    "The NSA got together with the National Institute of Standards and Technology, the Defense Information Systems Agency and the Center for Internet Security .. It then took two years for the Air Force to catalog and test all the software"

    How much would it cost the average company to hire on the equivalent of the NSA, the NIoST, the DISA, the CfIS and the US Air Force - and spend TWO YEARS in locking down the network. Anyone care to propose a tender?

    1. Re:real cost of secure configuration by kismet666 · · Score: 1

      You misunderstood, it only took a few meetings and email threads spread over month or two to figure out the settings, the hard part was testing the 1,000s of client applications in use across the network. The settings break software from a lot of vendors.

    2. Re:real cost of secure configuration by viralMeme · · Score: 1

      "the hard part was testing the 1,000s of client applications in use across the network"

      What would this cost if factored into the total cost of the project. How many people are involved in the testing. What is the methodology used?

    3. Re:real cost of secure configuration by kismet666 · · Score: 1

      I don't know.

  68. SELinux ... by terbo · · Score: 1

    A FOAF's worked on a project aimed at 'securing XP'. I do not know if it was this one.

    This friend asked the programmer if he had heard of SELinux. He said, "What?"

    Surreal.

    "the government could use its massive purchasing power to get companies to produce more secure products" - really?

    There needs to be more motivation for them to release products that are more than 'good enough'?

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  69. security program manager at Microsoft by rs232 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I am a security program manager at Microsoft"

    I wouldn't mention this on your next job application ;)

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    1. Re:security program manager at Microsoft by kismet666 · · Score: 1

      I was a security program manager at Microsoft, I worked their for 7 years, from the worst of the worst during Nimda until a few years ago. I had a *small* roll in the company's learning how to do security more effectively. Since then I've been running my own consulting business, I've turn down projects every month becuase I'm too busy and I turn down full-time job offers with 6 digit salaries several times a year. Security Program Manager at Microsoft seems like a great thing to have a on a resume.

  70. Waste of time by will_die · · Score: 1

    The Air Force has put out the order that all systems, except those exempt for specific reasons, have to have Vista installed by the late fall of this year.
    They are not longer building standardized XP desktops, and the only special systems that could use this would have to be recertified to do so.

  71. As secure as NT? by wap911 · · Score: 1

    Remember when MS was blowing their horn about getting a "level 4" [some such] from the DoD for NT handling everything the threw at it.

    Then when MS was packing up to go home, they held up the network cable and said "oh, how silly of us, never mind".

    This does not surprise me since governments are MS #2 customer, right behind themselves.
    Do the math, all those VAR's, anti-? companies, etc, yep, "our customers wanted this"-----right.

  72. New meaning for BSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Blue Sky of Death

  73. Re:Autorun? 70's commercial, redux... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    The CHAIR FORCE, the CHAIR FORCE
    A GREAT way of STREIF, a GREAT way of STREIffff...

    (for any of you old enough to remember the USAF commercials jingle)

    Now, mix "chair force" (seated, w/ little ground action) work style with chair-throwing generals.... hehehehe... who needs bunker busters and snazzy guidance systems when generals will be able to out-Balmer Balmer by throwing government standard chairs at quanto-molecular speeds?

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  74. Balmer, Gilligan, SuperSecure Windows XP... by Phizzle · · Score: 2, Funny

    And then I blew my morning coffee through my nose...

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    1. Re:Balmer, Gilligan, SuperSecure Windows XP... by vaporland · · Score: 1

      FTFA: "We started to put discipline into what people were fielding in the way of applications," Gilligan said.

      "Little Buddy, what are you doing with the Professor's radio?" the Skipper said...

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  75. It is absolutely amazing to me by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    ... that the Air Force would use Windows at all.

    If I were a government (or a head of government), I would NEVER allow my military or important offices use proprietary software! I want the source code in my hand, period.

    What the hell happened to our Government? When did it become such a circus of morons?

    1. Re:It is absolutely amazing to me by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      I expect that if the government needed and wanted the XP source code, they could get it. I don't think the government would want everybody else to have access to it though.

    2. Re:It is absolutely amazing to me by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      If I were a government (or a head of government), I would NEVER allow my military or important offices use proprietary software! I want the source code in my hand, period.

      What would you have done 10-15 yrs ago? Linux was in its wildly unusable infancy. OpenOffice? Not even a wet dream yet. Apache? Ha.

      10 yrs ago, there was no enterprise level, non proprietary suite and supporting OS. Thin, green screen clients, or Windows. They made the decision to push functionality out to the desktop.

      Fast forward to 2009. MS is entrenched. Switching to something else would be a HUGE effort. At least a decade, just for one DoD component.
      You cannot, no matter how much you wish it were so, jump the tracks to another platform that easily.

    3. Re:It is absolutely amazing to me by kismet666 · · Score: 1

      The US government and many other organizations have had access to Windows source code for years. There are several source sharing programs at Microsoft for government customers, commercial customers, partners, and universies.

    4. Re:It is absolutely amazing to me by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      There were other operating systems, some of them of Government design.

      Others have stated that Microsoft does in fact share its source code (now) with Government. Fine. But I know that was not always the case.

      I did not say it could be done instantly. But I would have started at least 6 years ago.

  76. The Yorktown by westlake · · Score: 1
    i know feeding the trolls - but he wanted to be impressed

    The Aegis Cruiser Yorktown was decommissioned in 2004 after twenty years of active service.

    The elephant can remember.

    The geek can't forget.

    In 1995 Yorktown was chose as the prototype Smart Ship. The test bed. Test beds are pushed to failure. That is their job.

    The tech was not stripped from Yorktown after 1995.

    The core technologies installed in YORKTOWN - are - a 16 workstation fiber optic Local Area Network (LAN), Integrated Bridge System (IBS), Voyage Management System (VMS), Damage Control System(DCS), Integrated Conditioning and Assessment System (ICAS), HYDRA wireless communication system, and Standard Machinery Control System (SMCS). CG 48 Guided Missle Cruiser History

    As for myself, I find this later-day example of Microsoft's performance as a naval subcontractor rather more to the point: USS George H.W. Bush (CVN 77)

  77. My guess is their super secure Windows is by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    A linux distro rebranded as Windows XP.

  78. but... but... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I thought Windows 98 was the most secure version of Windows ever created! Do you mean to tell me that those bits of text that were displayed when I installed the OS were lying to me?

    1. Re:but... but... but... by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Are you sure they were talking about being "secure"? I remember lots of talk about stability, not so much about security. Of course Windows NT was more stable than Windows 98 but that wasn't a consumer OS.

  79. Somehow this reminds me... by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    Somehow this reminds me to the windows 95 installation process... which told you that it had become extremely secure...

    no, I'm serious! stop laughing!

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  80. Re:ha by PGOER · · Score: 1

    You obviously don't know the first thing about irony.

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  81. Oxymoron? by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> the most secure version of Windows XP

    Isn't that an oxymoron? Kinda like dry water?

    1. Re:Oxymoron? by w0mprat · · Score: 1
      Yes. Dry water has been observed in the lab: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=scientists-create-dry-wat

      Isn't that an oxymoron? Kinda like dry water?

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  82. Re:How they made it secure by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

    Still getting blue screens on my home system once in a while. Infinite loop, 0x000000ea. XP Pro with ATI card (the ATI driver is the culprit but it's still a blue screen :) ).

    [John]

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  83. The Most Secure(TM) by mebrahim · · Score: 1
    Parts of the code:

    int authenticate()
    {
    return ERR_AUTHENTICATION_FAILED;
    }

    int authorize()
    {
    return ERR_ACCESS_DENIED;
    }

  84. Just Imagine by jhfry · · Score: 1

    Now just imagine what that $100 Million would accomplish if spent contributing to a free platform to which they could "own" the code.

    Let's see, they saved ~$100M on 5 years on JUST MICROSOFT LICENSES; so lets estimate its a savings of 10% (probably less) so they were spending about $1B for COTS software over 5 years, now they are only spending $750M.

    $750M would pay 1500 employees $100K/Yr for that same 5 years. At the end of 5 years, a 1500 person development team (with help from the public) would have turned out one hell of a secure linux/BSD distro. After that they could eliminate most of those positions, and stick with auditing community contributions for security reasons.

    Why the hell any agency with the resources of the US Government (or many large corporations) don't contribute to and use free software makes no sense to me. It seems like only a handful of major companies and governments are pushing for open operating systems and desktop software... but they all spend millions on web development and keep pumping money to Microsoft year after year.

    I would imagine if 5 of the top 10 governments were to get together and pool 50% of their software licensing budgets over the next 5 years, they could replace 90% of their commercial software with open alternatives that meet their needs; nearly eliminating the cost of software licensing forever. The financial benefits are nothing compared to the security and flexibility gained by owning the OS.

    It's sad that what MS did for the USAF is being touted as a "good thing"... For the amount of money that MS is making off our government I think anyone who has ever put their life on the line for our country should be entitled to Free BJ's from MS execs in Redmond. And now MS is being made to look good.

    I think the bigger story here is that the USAF was being charged over $100M in excess licensing fees because it had multiple contracts with Microsoft. And that Microsoft has been giving their largest customers a generic, bug ridden, POS OS and not been willing to respond to their largest customer's needs until now.

    What do you bet this is just a tactic to prevent the USAF from deploying their own OS as described above.

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    1. Re:Just Imagine by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      $750M would pay 1500 employees $100K/Yr for that same 5 years. At the end of 5 years, a 1500 person development team (with help from the public) would have turned out one hell of a secure linux/BSD distro.

      My thoughts exactly. It's amazing how much money is wasted in government.

    2. Re:Just Imagine by kismet666 · · Score: 1

      They's spend several times what you estimate in savings rewriting thier internally developed applications. Then they'd spend even more figuring out how to replace all of the commercial apps.

  85. And yet, some Commands still use Win2k by GeekZilla · · Score: 1

    Here at US Strategic Command at Offutt Air Force base in Omaha, Nebraska (a joint command), we don't need no stinkin' Windows XP! Why, Win2k is just fine for all us folk here. In fact, we are going to SKIP windows XP and move straight to Windows Vista last year... uh I mean this year (major roll-out keeps getting pushed back-can't understand why). Yep! In the works right now. What's that? Win 7 is coming out this year? Nah. We don't need that either. We'll go to Vista instead! Keep in mind that 98% of all the machines there are still on Win2k and the Vista migration still hasn't happened in force, but there are no plans yet to skip Vista and wait for Windows 7. My guess is that they already bought the licenses for Vista, but I can neither confirm or deny that.

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  86. Re:It's not a new version, it's just a configurati by geekoid · · Score: 1

    it may be, it just might not be compatible or usable by the average user.

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  87. Re:I bet the british wished they had this... by geekoid · · Score: 1

    the military can see the source code.
    It's part of the contract.

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  88. Re:The Obvious by Desolation+Row · · Score: 1

    Bzzzt. Try again.
    Ref: The Cockoo's Egg.

  89. Wallpaper and security by billstewart · · Score: 1

    My Windows wallpaper for the last few years has been a MacOS startup screen. People who see it do occasionally ask me when Apple made a thin black laptop (it's an IBM T41) or if I'm running a hacked MacOS.

    It does seem to have some security implications, though - something seems to have locked it into place, so even if I update the wallpaper using the normal mechanisms, the MacOS image gets restored whenever I mess with screen resolutions (e.g. plug into the LCD at work...) It happened around the time my corporate IT department locked in the screensavers with an unchangeable 10-minute timeout and password prompt.

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  90. Re:It's not a new version, it's just a configurati by tubeguy · · Score: 1

    This is where you trade money for intelligence and/or diligence. Either you pay someone to do it or figure out how to do it yourself. If you're stupid AND poor, well, good luck with that.

  91. Round 'n round with Microsoft by gringofrijolero · · Score: 1

    There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza..

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  92. Re:"You have to join the Air Force to get it" = b. by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Please explain to me why I've been running a stock (fully patched) Windows Server 2003 Enterprise installation for three years straight, have never reinstalled the OS, and have not experienced any of the dreaded "Windows is Getting Too Old" speed decreases?

    No fancy guide is required to get this performance. It's attainable out of the box. All that's needed is -as you say- user education. Don't install crapware and you're done!

  93. Re:"You have to join the Air Force to get it" = b. by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Also, your guide? It's not hardening.
    Check out projects like Hardened Gentoo and Hardened Solaris. No amount of registry tweaking and software uninstallation can make Windows match up to the results from either of those projects.

  94. Super Secure My Ass..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Super-Secure?

    Knowing Microsoft, I'll bet their 'Super Secure' version is the equivalent of installing a cheap Chinese-made deadbolt over a spackle-encrusted lock that has already been kicked open.....

    "Pssst! The key is under the mat!"

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    1. Re:Super Secure My Ass..... by GeekZilla · · Score: 1

      Hey-Do live near me? That sounds like my apartment door!

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  95. Re:"You have to join the Air Force to get it" = b. by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    There's a reason why most IT professionals prefer centralized installation systems over manually walking to each of the systems that they manage and installing each piece of software a machine at a time. Distributing dynamic things such as hosts files through forum posts is generally a *really* bad plan. DNS changes *Very* quickly. Forum posts (especially identical ones spread throughout tens of forums) do not.

    If you're going to be a saviour of the computer world, get a web page, post what you have to say there, link to it, and keep it up to date. If your advice is good, you'll gain pagerank faster than just spraying copypasta across the web.

  96. In other news . . . by colinrichardday · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Air Force has yet to explain who, if anyone, authorized the bombing of a Redmond, WA software company by a squadron of B-52s.

  97. Re:ha by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

    My point is that mentioning Microsoft in that first line is absolutely irrelevant. No company, no matter how big or complex, will EVER make a bug-free application, let alone an entire operating system.

  98. Put this in perspective by dave87656 · · Score: 1

    Folks, they're not using XP (or any Windows for that matter) for the things that really need to be secure. They are probably using a variant of BSD or Unix for those things.

    I would guess they are using XP for the masses where information security is impossible anyway.

  99. Two Versions. One Bucket. by Czernobog · · Score: 1

    Erm. I'm ashamed of myself.

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  100. Duh... by BancBoy · · Score: 1

    Computer security is the same way. You *can* cracl WPA(1/2) encryption, but if you neighbour has his connection open (or is using WEP), you are not likely to become a target.

    That's why I use MAC filtering instead of WEP or WPA(1/2). It's much more secure! ;)

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  101. _______ by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    " DNS changes *Very* quickly." -

    That has NOTHING to do with an adbanner, bad adbanner, or bad website blocking custom HOSTS files!

    ...

    Right... Spammers and advert hosts can't use DNS to change the hostname that they use to host their crap with a moment's notice.

    (That was the main reason & purpose of noting them in my guide)...

    E.G./I.E.-> HOSTS files that use 0, 0.0.0.0, or 127.0.0.1 (no DNS server broadcasts those, mind you)

    Wait, what? You're telling me that IANA doesn't hand out IP addresses that are invalid or reserved for local use to Internet-facing hosts? You *don't* say!

    to block out known bad adbanners, bad websites, etc. et al!

    See my initial paragraph. Morever, you're doing the internet a disservice by spraying copypasta across the web. What happens when some spammer registers badnews.forumhost.com and starts spreading the worm du jour from it?
    How is some clueluess user going to find the very latest copy of the hosts file that you're distributing when you've put several hundred different revisions across several thousand different forums? Is he going to go on a vision quest to compare post dates to be sure that he has the very latest one? That's why I said this:

    There's a reason why most IT professionals prefer centralized installation systems over manually walking to each of the systems that they manage and installing each piece of software a machine at a time.

    I guess that I was too subtle for you. Would you recommend to your 3000-identical-Windows-machines-at-a-site clients that they install the latest .MSI of EnterpriseApp v4.0 by burning a disc, taking it to each computer -one at a time-, logging in with a root account, open Explorer, double click the .MSI, answer the installer's questions, wait for the installer to complete, and move on to the next machine?
    Your practice of distributing identical hosts files across dozens of forums is analogous to this inefficient system administration method. How do you plan to update all of those forum posts when a new advertising server starts up? Do you intend to leave stale copies of time-critical information up for clueless users to stumble across and use?

    Why don't you emulate the practices that you claim to preach? Set up a web site. Post your advice and wares there. Link to it in forums. When the situation on the Internet changes, you can react to it immediately and be the saviour of the internet, rather than one of those who is leading clueless users astray with reams of out-of-date information.

  102. Re:Results users obtained say otherwise... apk by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    I'll have to disagree with you: It absolutely is [hardening]

    No.
    It's only recently that Vista SP2 got a single feature that's standard in real hardened systems. Go and see what Hardened Gentoo and Hardened Solaris do. (They do many, many, things that Windows can't match!) Your "hardening" guides are nothing of the sort. The bar was raised a long time ago, and it wasn't done by anything from Redmond.

  103. Re:It's not about SPEED ion.simon.c (it's security by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    You can't answer my question, can you?
    What if I told you that not only have I not seen the "Windows is Getting Old" slow-down, I haven't had a malware infection, ever? [0]
    This is on a stock -fully patched- installation of Windows Server 2003 Enterprise. No fancy guides or tools are needed to achieve this result, it's attainable out of the box. Nothing more than plain-old user education is required.

    t's NOT about speed (though you WILL see more online, if you follow all/each of its points)...

    Heh. You you can install NoScript or use Google Chrome and immediately see more speed online. No fancy guide or tool required.

    [0] I posit that much of the "Windows is Getting Old" effect is directly related to malware installed on the system.

  104. Re:ha by PGOER · · Score: 1

    Point taken, but being XP has been out for many years already, they have already issued another OS, they are issuing MS 7, in regardless that it is software and bugs will happen, the fact that a large corporation has trouble learning from it's mistakes is mind blowing. Irony was probably the wrong word, sarcasm world more closely describe my statement.

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  105. Why... by kehren77 · · Score: 1

    Why couldn't they release this as Windows 7 instead of what they are releasing which is essentially Vista SP 3?

  106. Re:I answered w/ the quoted result of others by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    I'm glad to see that you're still dodging my question.

    That's A DECADE OF SOLID UNINFECTED UPTIME HERE... have you even been USING COMPUTERS THAT LONG?

    Yes, I have. I've been using computers since the Tandy 1000 TL. That one was produced in... 1986, 1987 or so.

    I recommend that in my guide, but, I also tell others how it's done in other browsers AND I provide a HOSTS files that covers ALL/EVERY webbound program you have

    Point me to a place in any of your forum postings where you say the equivalent of "See here for a hosts file that is not out of date.".

    I severely doubt you've accomplished 1/10th of what I have in it over the past 16++ yrs.

    You and I have already talked about your accomplishments. You've demonstrated none of the knowledge that you claim to have.

  107. Re:Results users obtained say otherwise... apk by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Here is a definition of "System Hardening" from a reputable source:

    ...Hardening systems is a defense strategy to protect against attacks by removing vulnerable and unnecessary services, patching security holes, and securing access controls."

    Mmmhmm. You're not patching security holes or removing vulnerable services in your "guide". You're -manually- enforcing "Least Privilege" for running services. That is something that third-party vendors should *already* be doing out of the box. (IMO, you should never purchase software from a vendor that makes its services run as the SYSTEM user.)
    Also, you can't *secure* access controls in a Windows system. Access controls are an operating system level function. The only way that you can secure them is to harden the OS itself. Projects like grsecurity and SELinux do just that. There are no such projects in the Windows world.

    Here is yet another:

    "...Generally anything that is done in the name of system hardening ensures the system is both secure and reliable."

    Oh. Okay. I'll add a blackhole entry for doubleclick.net to my hosts file. Now my system is secure and reliable.

    Your definitions suck.

  108. Re:Yes, I am right (thanks for agreeing) Ion.SIMIA by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Oh, hang on. You missed my previous post. Let me repeat it.

    Oh wait... rather than repeating my previous post and duplicating a lot of effort and wasting loads of my time, let me provide you with a link to a centralized location on the web that is already hosting this information.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27799759

  109. Re:"You have to join the Air Force to get it" = b. by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Here's something for you to think about...

    I came by the parent comment via AlterSlash. This means that the comment you posted to was of sufficient quality to rise out of the background noise of the general /. commenting public.

    Noone but me has replied to your comments.
    None of your comments here have been up-modded.
    What does this say about the quality of your advice?

  110. Re:Quit wasting my time, you're wrong, as usual... by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    First of all, I wrote THE OLDEST/FIRST guides for NT-based OS online, back as far as 1998

    Prove it. Don't just quote from or link to some web page. Prove that you wrote it.

    Secondly - My guide DOES tell people how to "cut off" vulnerable services (by patching)

    Oh. I get it. You write guides for clueless users. The stuff that I do is for folks who really know what they're doing and want to take their skills to the next level. My bad.

    Also, you can't *secure* access controls in a Windows system. Access controls are an operating system level function

    Man, you really DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT...

    I'm a programmer. You claim to be a sysadmin. I can see how you wouldn't understand what the phrase "securing access controls" would *really* mean. Imprecise language indicates the sloppy thinking of the speaker.

    Heh, also isn't "grafted on" as a "kernel hooking" system

    You have never looked at the way SeLinux or grsecurity actually function, have you? Check it out, you'd be amazed.

    [My copypasta] seemed to shut you up on what "security hardening" is defined as though...

    Heh. I can see that you are unable to comprehend any degree of subtlety. If I didn't know better, I'd say that you were illiterate and were speaking to me through an ESL intermediary.

    Lemmy link you to what I wrote again, so you can re-read it and mull over what I said.
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27801155

  111. Re:You're blind, dyslexic, or a troll (see inside) by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    ...you surely showed your behind about ACL's...

    You don't understand what the phrase "securing access controls" implies. See this post for my thoughts on the mis-understanding:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27803057

    Point me to a place in any of your forum postings where you say the equivalent of "See here for a hosts file that is not out of date."

    [Oh, but I did say this in my original posting!]

    Ah. You are correct.

    You and I have already talked about your accomplishments

    Yes, you have NOTHING like them

    You've demonstrated none of the knowledge that you claim to have.

    Funny, these say otherwise [Long list of links snippped]

    My challenge to you to prove that you've done any of that is here:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27803057

  112. Re:"My Name is OZYMANDIAS", lol... again! apk by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    None of your comments here have been up-modded.

    Oh no?

    How about nearly 100 times here on this website

    Whoops. Lemmy correct myself:
    "None of your comments in this thread have been upmodded. Noone but me has replied to this thread. What does that say about your advice in this thread?"

  113. Re:SeLinux added MAC to Linux, & MAC = NT ACL' by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    This is quite a read, so print yourself a copy or download to your PDA, and be amazed at what you'll learn from this collection of information that APK has gathered and put in one place

    That's not proof of anything. I don't have proof of your identity. On the Internet, noone knows that you're a dog. For all you know, I'm the brains behind every commenter on /. besides yourself.

    Question is, have YOU?

    SeLinux was built in part, for example, to addon ACL's

    Aye, I have. And aye, this is correct. The point in question is your lack of understanding of how SELinux interfaces with the Linux kernel.

    ...you said nothing like that [ACL's] existed on NT-based OS'...

    Prove it.

    You try to "put me down" for the list of accomplishments I posted here...

    Prove that you've accomplished any one of the AFK things that you claim.

    Ion.SIMIAN.c: You're ruining your own reputation

    From the looks of it, this thread is a wasteland. The only folks here are me and you, hoss. If you want an audience, go back to the amateur techie boards that you like to inhabit.

  114. Re:SeLinux added MAC to Linux, which = NT ACL's by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    YOU had best learn what MAC (mandatory access control) is on Linux, for 1 thing...

    You really like that copypasta.
    Addressed here:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27803693

    Yes, and I don't think you will LIKE the answer too much, as it is shown where I wrote that, when, & it is credited to ME (APK)...

    That's not proof. I can credit anything I like to APK. Is this all that you have to show me?

    "This is quite a read, so print yourself a copy or download to your PDA...

    Again with the copypasta! This is addressed here:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27803693

  115. Re:Ozymandias: PART #3... apk by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    No one decided to mod it up in this exchange is all... that happens!

    Riiight. It's a wasteland in here. There's noone but you and me.

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=170545&cid=14210206 (+5, AND has proof of my knowing about SeLinux as well as its mechanics, from LONG ago no less)

    The link to your guide is a 404. All that your link to the NSA's SELinux page demonstrates is that you've heard of it. I would expect anyone who's been reading /. for four years to be able to demonstrate that knowledge.

    Is also STRICTLY in regards to my seucurity guide!

    The loose collection of quotes and advice from knowledgeable folks in the IT field that you call a "security guide" is redundant. I can achieve the same amount of security by installing Windows, keeping it up to date, and not running shady software.

    Also, my security guide, to date (since late 2008), also has these "stats" to its credit:

    1.) Over 250,000++ views to its credit

    How many of those views resulted in a spread of useful knowledge? How many of those views resulted in someone saying, "Oh. This is just copypasta from $SECURITY_DOOD's blog."?
    I know that I have contributed to the view count of many a shitty forum post just 'cause it had a good PageRank and the preview on Google kinda looked like it would answer my question.

    over 20 forums in around 1 yr's time online now

    This is part of the problem... it's the thing that I've been oh so subtly (and then oh so bluntly) telling you from the beginning.
    What happens when your security guide is out of date? Are you planning to leave all of that stale knowledge around to mis-inform yet another clueless user? Or is your time so worthless that you'll spend it updating the copypasta that you've spread to dozen (hundreds? thousands?) of forums?

    2.) As well as it being in the TOP VIEWED in forums that have existed for years TO DECADE++

    Rage3d.com has been around for a long time. So has Phoronix. Ars Technica has been around for a long time, too. I'm sure that you'll agree that duration and quality are often not correlated.

    3.) Then, my guide's nearly always being used by others too ...
    4) ... My guide being rated VERY WELL, to the point of being made an:
    a. "essential guide"
    b. "Sticky/Pinned Thread"
    c. Being well rated by those...

    I've seen a lot of absolute trash declared "essential" and stickied on many, many forums.

    (WANT PROOFS OF THOSE TOO? I can supply them, quite quickly...)

    Wait, what? Where have you proven anything? I don't know that you're not a dog.

  116. Re:Ok, proof: SEE NEOWIN url inside... apk by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Ok - ask the guys @ NEOWIN if I wrote that guide of mine they used, for starters!

    So, I ask them:
    "HAY, GUYS AT NEOWIN! There's a guy who claims to call himself APK, but I don't really know if he's one guy or a bunch. Really I don't know anything about him really, cause I can't get his IP. But even if I did get his IP, that wouldn't prove anything anyway due to NAT and maybe he was using a proxy. So anyway, NEOWIN guys, did this AC on slashdot write this guide that he claims is his?"

    Are you sure that I can check with them to verify that you are who you say you are?

    - by ion.simon.c (1183967) on Sunday May 03, @01:03AM (#27803693)

    Funny - you've made SO many screwups here

    What were you quoting, again?

    Why are you trying to make it seem as if it is NOT worth kicking your butt in...

    Are you implying that you want to physically harm me?

  117. Re:Well, ask 'em @ NEOWIN, like I said before... a by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Reread my second paragraph. You seem to have missed the point:

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27803715

    Alternatively, check out my hypothetical query to the NEOWIN folks here for an amplification of my point:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27804009

    Ok - AGAIN: Ask the guys @ NEOWIN...

    Copypasta, he chooses you!
    Addressed here:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27804009

    (the biggest one being trying to get the better of ME, in debate)...

    This isn't a debate. You're determined to ignore any points made, avoid any pointed questions asked, and deflect any criticism with reams of copypasta declaring the unverifiable glories of some guys who like to call themselves "apk".
    I'm amusing myself on a lazy Saturday evening. What are you doing?

    (showing my accomplishments...

    Prove it. Prove that they were yours. Prove that you received some token -either a meatspace or cryptographically secure one will do- that proves that you are the author of all of the documents that you lay claim to, and that people who are not you have vouched for the documents' credibility, accuracy, and usefulness, replicate it, and show it to me.
    *That* is proof. Not quotes or links.

  118. Re:2 can play that game, Ion.SIMIAN.c (& I'll by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Hooray! A dead thread! I win! :D
    Now, on to the others.

  119. Re:I've proven you go "off topic" for 1 thing, + w by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    I have proven that you cannot stay on topic for 1 thing @ this point... lol!

    Very well.
    Here are my currently unanswered questions. Once they have been answered, I will address the rest of your points.

    Why do I have a secure and performant Windows system, when all I had to do was apply offical Microsoft patches?
    Why do you spray copypasta across forums rather than host it in a central location that's easy to manage and update?
    What, in your mind, constitutes proof of ownership?
    What, in your mind, constitutes proof of identity?
    How does your opinion on these two things compare with the high-level design of current implementations computerized authorization and resource control schemes?
    What would the consequences of designing such schemes to use your level of proof of ownershit and identity be?
    How do current implementations of SELinux interface with the Linux kernel? Be specific. Cite only from credible, verifiable sources. Descriptions of grsecurity's interface to the Linux kernel will be accepted in lieu of information about SELinux.
    How do current implementations of NTFS's ACL interface with the Windows NT kernel? Be specific. Cite only from credible, verifiable sources. Descriptions of either Windows Vista or Windows XP SP3 will be accepted.

  120. Re:Your last 'stalling trolling questions' answere by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    [ "Answer" to "Why do you consider your time to be worthless?" ]

    This answer is insufficient. Try again.

    [Your "what is proof of ownership?" question is] OFF TOPIC

    This is directly related to computer security. Re-read the first "paragraph" of this post that is enclosed in double quotes.

    [Your "what is proof of identity?" question is] OFF TOPIC

    See my previous statement.

    How does your opinion on these two things compare with the high-level design of current implementations computerized authorization and resource control schemes?

    ?

    A.) NT ACL = SeLinux MAC

    (I said that before, please: Take your alheimers/dementia/senility meds...)

    ----

    I've left this one in in its entirety to demonstrate how taking things out of context can lead to incorrect results. You answered the wrong question. Try again.

    [Your "What are the implications of your idea of auth and trust on security schemes?" question is] OFF TOPIC

    See my previous responses to your previous "...OFF TOPIC" remarks.

    [ "Answer" to "How does SELinux work?" ]

    You were asked to be specific. A cursory examination of Table 2 on Page 13 reveals two things:
    * All SELinux syscalls are glommed into an entry called "selinux ops".
    * EXT 3 Filesystem operations are classified as "kernel hooks".
    The linked paper is insufficiently specific. You would have done better by selecting the second result returned by Google for your search phrase.
    Try again. (It is suggested to the supplicant that he begin his search by downloading a recent kernel source package and examining the file "src/security/security.c".)

    [ "Answer" to "How are ACLs implemented in recent versions of Windows?" ]

    This is the opposite of specificity. Try again.

    You managed to pretty much answer one question!

    Here are my currently unanswered questions:
    Why do you spray copypasta across forums rather than host it in a central location that's easy to manage and update?
    What, in your mind, constitutes proof of ownership?
    What, in your mind, constitutes proof of identity?
    How does your opinion on these two things compare with the high-level design of current implementations computerized authorization and resource control schemes?
    What would the consequences of designing such schemes to use your level of proof of ownership and identity be?
    How do current implementations of SELinux interface with the Linux kernel? Be specific. Cite only from credible, verifiable sources. Descriptions of grsecurity's interface to the Linux kernel will be accepted in lieu of information about SELinux.
    How do current implementations of NTFS's ACL interface with the Windows NT kernel? Be specific. Cite only from credible, verifiable sources. Descriptions of either Windows Vista or Windows XP SP3 will be accepted.

  121. Re:Your questions were answered: Go away now troll by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    I also show where & how you are wrong in this thread also... especially about SeLinux, because I stated it used "kernel hooks" (kernel patching)

    You said more than that. From here:

    (& ACL's on NT-based OS & controlling them? Heh, also isn't "grafted on" as a "kernel hooking" system as is SeLinux or AppArmor for Linux by the by)

    My currently unanswered questions are listed at the end of this post:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27809231

  122. Re:Your questions were answered: Go away now troll by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Learn to read, as I covered it's MAC vs. ACL...

    From the comment:

    A.) NT ACL = SeLinux MAC
    (I said that before, please: Take your alheimers/dementia/senility meds...)

    Um... this doesn't explain anything.
    Are you sure that you know anything about IT or computer security? Even a clueless college sophomore would be able to look up the answers to my questions in four or five hours. You've had twelve. What's wrong?

    My unanswered questions are here:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27809231

  123. Re:Look them up yourself then, or read URL I put u by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1
  124. Re:Copy & Paste Troll? YOU Lose, lol... apk by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Examine Table 2 of that document.
    It is insufficiently detailed.

    Moreover:
    You claim to have proved things during our conversation.
    The only skill you've demonstrated is the ability to copy and paste.
    This makes you, at best, a script kiddie. At worst, it makes you -in your words- "a user".

  125. Re:Y O U L O S E: Accept it gracefully @ least! by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Copypasta! He chooses you!

    You're lazy. You appear to be ignorant.
    You claim technological knowledge. I ask pointed technological questions. You refuse to answer them.
    Self-inflicted transcription errors cause you to forget what question you were replying to and respond incorrectly.

    You don't sound like an expert. You don't act like a professional. Just what *do* you do when you're not spreading your copypasta on internet forums?

    Oh, wait. Don't bother answering that. Your version of proof is inadequate for even the most basic of authentication schemes.

  126. Re:Y O U L O S E: Accept it gracefully @ least! by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    So, have I tired you out yet?
    Why don't you answer my questions? There are two to which you have provided *no* answer to. There are four of which you have provided an insufficient answer. There is one which you provided a completely incorrect answer.

    Each one of these questions is something that any college sophomore could answer. You claim that you're a professional. Prove it. Answer these questions. (Two of them are open-ended questions. They ask for your opinion. How much easier could it get?)

    Here is a direct link to a post that contains the remaining questions. Good luck.
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27809231

  127. Re:Y O U L O S E: Accept it gracefully & calm by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Wow, more copypasta.

    *chuckles* There's this rule in chess... if you're down to your king, and you move between the same two spaces three times in a row, your opponent wins.

    This is the third time in a row that you've posted the same ignorant garbage.

  128. Re:Y O U L O S E: & your questions were answer by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Hey, look!
    It's that copypasta again.

    You must be tired. Tired and ignorant.

    You're thread's not stickied on xtremepccentral, btw. Why is that? It's not stickied over on Ars, either. Why is that? :)

  129. Re:The day you have done all this? THEN, talk by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Prove that you are the same person that wrote those published articles, then we'll talk.

  130. Re:"My Name is Ozymandias. Look upon my works" by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    You haven't answered the three most important questions of mine.
    Here's a link back to them:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27809231

    Here's a link back to my comments on your claims of credibility:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27812945

    Also, have you ever read the Shelley poem that you're quoting? If you have, you really should re-read it. If you do understand what Shelley was getting at, your continued quotation of it is all the more inappropriate, given the context.

  131. Re:Arstechnica? Home of Jeremy Reimer the FAKE by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Wow, more copypasta.

    How do I know that you are who you say you are?

  132. Re:Arstechnica? Home of Jeremy Reimer the FAKE by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Also, show me a copy of your conversations with law enforcement. If you tell me that you don't have any, I know that you are a liar.

  133. Re:Arstechnica? Home of Jeremy Reimer the FAKE by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Also, why have you not answered my questions?

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27809231

  134. Re:Ask Jeremy Reimer the FAKE by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Hey, it's more copypasta.
    Your copypasta/new content ratio is really high.

    Also, show me a copy of your conversations with law enforcement.

    All you need is @ the URL from Windows IT Pro...

    That link leads me to an article by the Sysinternals guy. That article is behind a paywall. This isn't a police report.

    A) You're a liar. I've interfaced with the police and have friends in the force. The action that you claim to have taken results in paper documentation.
    B) Are you claiming to be Mr. Russinovich?

    Why haven't you answered my questions?
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27809231
    Also, did you read Shelley's poem, yet?

  135. Re:All questions answered including Arstechnica on by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    This is character-for-character identical to the post here:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27813171

    You even duplicated your typos. Good job. Keep increasing that ratio!

  136. Re:All questions answered including Arstechnica on by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Also, you didn't even read what you were replying to.
    Are you this thoughtful and careful when you give advice to new and/or clueless users?

    And, why haven't you answered my outstanding questions?
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27809231

  137. Re:Ah, you can't afford a membership? by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    More copypasta?
    Seriously? I guess that when your opponent has nothing left than to scream obscenities at the top of his lungs, then you have bested him in conversation.

    Top notch. APK's copypasta is 100% the best that I have ever read. A+++, would read again.

    I'mma head to bed. I'll reply more in the evening.

    You could at least answer the two questions of mine that ask you for your opinion. I'm sure that it wouldn't take more than 30 seconds of your time.
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27809231

  138. Re:Hypocrite (pot calling the kettle black again?) by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Is the the traditional form of SMB password handling secure or insecure? Why or why not?

    Or, if you don't care to answer that question, answer this one:

    If I walk up to your computer and enter the phrase "I am APK", or perhaps, "APK", will it let me into your files?
    If not, why not? :)

    Why haven't you answered the rest of my questions? Why do I have to explain them to you as I would to a two-year-old child? Why do the unified diffs of my recent comments always indicate changed lines, where yours almost always show no added or removed lines?
    You do know what a unified diff is, right?

  139. Re:Hypocrite (pot calling the kettle black?) by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    *chuckles*

    Do you behave like this on the forums that you haunt when someone disagrees with you? What do you do when someone asks you questions that you're utterly unable to answer? Do you throw these copypasta tantrums? How do the mods deal with this?
    What would happen if I asked the user registered as APK on the various forums that you've advertised over the past couple of days whether he was the same person as you? Would he deny responsibility for the writings in this thread?

  140. Re:Hypocrite (pot calling the kettle black?) by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    I've already "gotten the better" of you. I did this the very first time that I closed a thread with you. Remember when I decided to spend three minutes with google and found your tantrums at Ars? Remember how they lead me to many of the other forums where you pitched a fit?

    From what I can see, your only "contribution" to the internet is a collation of advice from experts in the field. Much of this advice has already been encapsulated into automated tools such as spybot and adaware, rendering your collection of it useless.

    Where are your bug reports?
    Where are your vuln reports?
    Where are your software projects?
    Where are you interfacing with other knowledgeable sysadmins to increase your skills?

    Also, why haven't you answered my questions? Do I need to rephrase them to make them even easier for you to understand?
    Here's a link to them. I'm sure that you'll have a hard time finding them in this mess of a thread.
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27809231

  141. Re:Down goes Ion.SimiAn.c, folding under pressure! by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    When did I say that Ars was my favourite site?
    Quote me.
    If you can't, then you're jumping to conclusions, again.

    Also, you're quoting that Shelley poem here, but not in your later responses. I assume that this means that you actually went and read it? Perhaps you discovered the lesson that we learn from comparing Ozymandias's words to the state of his works: all great human accomplishment is folly. Great buildings crumble. Great works are forgotten.
    Ozymandias wished for the reader of his words to despair when he compared the greatness of Oz's accomplishments to his own. Oz wished the reader to feel small and powerless before Oz's greatness. Yet, with the passage of time, Oz's words are now ironically appropriate. The reader has a different cause to despair, as he knows that he will suffer the same fate as Oz. Nothing that he can do will prevent the obliteration of his own works and -ultimately- himself.

    Not exactly what you wanted to say about the accomplishments you are claiming as your own, was it?

  142. Re:Ion.SimiAn.c, the troll, folding under pressure by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Google failed to find any offical mention of your work with Russinovich.
    I've emailed Mr. Russinovich to figure out what work that you've done with him, and to see what his professional opinion is of the person that you claim to be.
    Would you care to provide me with an email address so's I can send you a copy of the conversation?

  143. Re:Ion.SimiAn.c, master troll, folds under pressur by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Hey, look. MOAR copypasta.
    Have you run out of things to say? Did you run out of ideas a decade ago?

  144. Re:Hypocrite (pot calling the kettle black again?) by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    How is your comment to this blog entry on-topic?
    http://blogs.msdn.com/e7/archive/2009/02/09/recognizing-improvements-in-windows-7-handwriting.aspx

    The blog entry talks about the Windows handwriting system.
    Your comment talks about changes to HOSTS file handling.

    Also, you haven't replied to any of my new posts, and have not answered my outstanding questions. What's the deal?

  145. Re:Ion.SimiAn.c, the troll, folding under pressure by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Are you sure that you know what the various types of Windows ACL's are?
    http://forums.techpowerup.com/archive/index.php/t-25428.html

  146. Re:Ion.SimiAn.c, master troll, folds under pressur by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    I've been looking more closely at what you did over at Ars.

    You made 157 posts with a single nick in two days? Seriously?

  147. Obviously arstechnica keeps impersonating apk by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    I've read the article over at windows it pro magazine since I am a subscribing member there and Jeremy Reimer, Jarrett DeAngelis, and Jay Little impersonated apk on Reimer's website and admitted to it (only after their isp's busted them for email harassing apk, and then Reimer's hosting provider for his website removed parts of Reimer's website for libelling apk as well as threatening his family like a psyhopath would which got canadian law enforcement involved (and reimer backed off fast at that point and had to or go to court and jail)). It is therefore quite obvious that moron Reimer did the same over at arstechnica, the home of the trolling loser online.

  148. It appears he did answer them, stop trolling by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    I read apk's reply and he more than answered your questions, and provided a link that actually even proves what he stated that selinux uses kernel hooking to achieve what it does on Linux, and that windows nt family of operating systems has had something like that natively already built in since day 1 in acl's. Quit trolling ion.simon.c, because you have lost miserably and make a dozen or more mistakes here and they were documented in apk's answers here which made me laugh at how badly you have done in this exchange, error after error on your end. You call yourself a programmer? You have no proof of it, where apk does, and provided it at your request. You then laughingly try to lessen what he has accomplished, because you have nothing like it. You are a jealous troll that messes up on technr ical points here as well. Grow up, accept that you lost, and move on troll. I know you are full of it and you're no longer even amusing.

  149. You're ignorant, and we are tired of you ion.simon by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    If anyone here is tired, it is us reading your repeated mistakes and off topic posts in this thread, ion.simon.c. So, ion.simon.c, You claim to be a programmer. Prove it. That's what you said to apk and he blew you away with a lot of evidence to that effect as to his professional status in this science and his accomplishments in it, as well as he showing you in error here a dozen times or more by now on technical issues being discussed. Give up, you lost badly, ion.simon.c, and it is obvious you are just trying to troll him now. I will say one thing in your defense: You are so stupid that it is hilarious watching you try to save face and cover your mistakes by trying to bury apk's replies, but as you can see, I can see and have read them also and man, did you ever lose and badly.

  150. Good Lord, go away you stupid troll ion.simon.c by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    The word MOAR doesn't exist in the english language moron. You ran out of things to say after you were caught in a dozen errors in this thread ion.simon.c and all you have is off topic evasions and attempts at burying evidences of you being in error so many times in this post that it is not even amusing anymore. You say you are a programmer. Prove it. At least apk had some evidences to that much and his accomplishments, which you have none of given that you can't produce a list of evidences like his. He did more a decade ago up to recently than you have in this science in your entire time in it. Prove otherwise.

  151. Ion.simon.c it seems you like the taste of defeat by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    He certainly shut you up about how selinux implements things like windows access control lists in mandatory access control and also that selinux uses kernel hooks which you doubted and he produced a stack trace debug dump of selinux from microsoft themselves to prove it. You tried to say "that is insufficient" only because it blew away your trolling garbage and once I read that article I actually learned a thing or two, so thanks apk. Ion.simon.c, thanks for the amusement and showing us all you are a victim of your own hubris and that you stuck your foot in your mouth a dozen times and are now off topic trolling to try to bury the evidences of your mistakes here through this posting. I read the list of errors you made here that apk put up and you are one stupid sob who claims he is a programmer (prove it, apk did, and you can't) and is clearly not.

  152. Jealous little troll ion.simon.c, step inside by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    HOSTS files are used in security, as is the other point apk covered on wfp versus how older windows did a 3 part phalanx zone defense like arrangement for securing ip traffic. It is on topic, because this is about windows and security and hosts files plus filtering are portions of microsoft windows' own security system. You stated you are a programmer in this posting and it is clear you are not and just some lying amateur, because when you asked apk to prove he is a pro in this science he did so with numerous examples and accomplishments in this science. You by the same token had nothing like them. apk more than answered your questions where you said "windows has nothing like selinux" and apk pointed out acl's and how they have been in NT\2000\XP\Server 2003 since their conception unlike Linux using kernel hooking seLinux. apk was completely correct and so much so you had to try the 'troll tactic' of saying "that is insufficient" and the article goes into it more in depth as to how kernel hooking works and proved selinux does as apk said it does, uses kernel hooks to achieve what Nt-based OS' always have had natively. Go away you jealous little nobody troll ion.simon.c, you have lost badly.

  153. I'm subscribe - I read this all at windows it pro by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    Alongside the article over at windows it pro forums called the memory optimization hoax and there apk stated the same as he has here and dr. russinovich never replied otherwise as to apk and he doing work for the same companies in the 1990s and that apk helped him find and fix problems in his pagedefrag program. That's official enough for me and please don't try to cover for your own inadequacy in computer sciences saying that's insufficient. What IS insufficient is your lack of proof you are a programmer since you ask proof of others of their roles in this science as you had to apk and he blew you away with his proofs and amount of it as well as achievements he has to his credit where you laughingly have zero to compare, let alone prove your bullshit that you are a programmer. If you are a programmer then I am Barack Obama. Give up ion.simon.c you inadequate jealous troll.

  154. Ion.simon.c you are a troll and a stupid one also by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    How apk uses P.B. Shelley's quoted excerpt fits here quite nicely. You looked upon his works and must despair, hahaha, because you have zero to compare to his rather large list of accomplishments around this science, despite you saying you have used computers since the late 1980's. I hate to point out the obvious ion.simon.c, but you have not accomplished much, otherwise you would have put up proofs of your status allegedly as a programmer in this science since you stated you are. I don't believe it because you make too many technical mistakes and I read them when apk noted them. If you are a coder then you must stink at it. You ion.simon.c claimed to be a programmer and then you asked for proof of apk's status in the science of computing. He put up so many proofs this way in the way of verifiable achievements in this science that I found it impressive in fact, especially considering he blows away anything to that effect (proving his status as a pro in this science) you had, which was, laughingly, nothing on your part ion.simon.c, so give up. You trolled and were destroyed here for it by your own stupidity and numerous errors which apk also documented and I read them. I believe you are a professional in this field as much as anyone might believe I am Barack Obama. You're nothing but a stupid troll ion.simon.c, face it.

  155. He does what anyone does to a troll like you by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    You're a troll ion.simon.c, and not very good at it either. You made so many mistakes up there that apk documented that you are just now embarrassed into having to try to goad him via your off topic trolling. Do you think you are pulling the wool over anyone's eyes here with your off topic bullshit? By no means. I read both of your statements here and apk backs everything he says where you have no proof of even your being a programmer (though you asked it of apk and he put out an impressive list of things he has done around this science, and despite your probable lie that you are a programmer when you stated it, you have nothing, not even 1 thing that was noted as good in this science, where apk had 10 of them). You can't even match the 'modded up' posts count he had and you are a registered user. Lord knows the "elitists" amongst the registered users here often avoid ac posts (like apk does) and certainly for modding them upwards. You should be able to blow his mod up posts count away, however as usual, you have no proof of your doing better. Typical troll is what you are and not even good at that just judging by the counts of errors you have made here on things technical in this discussion.

  156. You only got the better of yourself, troll by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    What a joke you are ion.simon.c in saying you got the better of apk. Is making mistakes now considered getting the better of people around this website? Because your mistakes here: [list]1.) HOSTS files -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27803005%5B/list%5D [list]2.) DNS Servers -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27798027%5B/list%5D [list]3.) Logon scripts & Group Policies usage -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27800951 [list]4.) SeLinux being implemented via kernel hooking/kernel patching -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27806379%5B/list%5D [list]5.) Services patching &/or cutoffs for security -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27802917%5B/list%5D [list]6.) What the definition of "System Hardening" is -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27800687 [list]7.) Your 1st post thought my guide was about speed, & instead it is about security -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27794633%5B/list%5D [list]8.) Here was your FIRST instance of "correcting yourself"/admitting I was correct -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27803103%5B/list%5D [list]9.) Here was where you FIRST asked me to "prove who I am" -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27804053 (give us all a break!)[/list] [list]10.) Here you said I was not enforcing policies in my security guide, & you made another mistake on that -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27801155%5B/list%5D [list]11.) Here was your 2nd instance of "correcting yourself" (amending your questions to try to "make me wrong" & you failed again) -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27803601%5B/list%5D 12.) YOU also said my guide being posted here NEVER gets "modded up"? I showed QUITE the contrary here -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27803307%5B/list%5D [list]13.) You're clear INABILITY to even GOOGLE something right, @ the top of THIS post - http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1221343&threshold=-1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&cid=27831377%5B/list%5D Show whom got the better of whom, and it doesn't look at all like you got the better of apk, in fact it seems to be quite the reverse with that list of errors you have made here, along with false accusations you had to 'correct' and admit later you were wrong on a few times according to those url's above and your own quoted words in them. Give up you trolling loser, and prove you are a programmer since you asked apk to do so and he put out a list of proofs that were impressive I felt, whereas you had nothing even remotely like the 10 he had and you cannot even match apk's mod up posts count here and he is an ac no less (and everyone knows the "elitis

  157. Re:Arstechnica Jeremy Reimer caught impersonating by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    What's a BSP?

  158. Re:Ask Jeremy Reimer about impersonating me by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    http://windowsitpro.com/article/articleid/41095/the-memory-optimization-hoax.html
    ^^^ This. This is an article. It's not even an article that has a byline by Alex Kowalski. It's certainly not a forum.

  159. He answered your other questions, stop trolling by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    Your questions have been answered as well as your being shown in error here repeatedly ion.simon.c in the post parent to your own as well as many times in this thread where you were shown to have accused apk of things regarding his hosts file (which you admitted you screwed up on) and also about his security guide (where you stated he did not go into things like securing services or disabling vulnerable ones). You either skim, or are just another losing his ass troll who is now going off topic to try to troll others even more. You are a programmer you say? Prove it (that's what you said to apk and he blew you away with a quite impressive list of accomplishments to his credit, where you laughingly have not even a single one). You are a pitiful example of how low a human being can be ion.simon.c and thus I cannot even credit you as being a good troll. You can't match your opponents achievements, and also have made more mistakes than he did on technical issues (only thing is, apk has not made a single one yet, inclusive especially of his stating how selinx works via kernel hooks and you tried to say Microsoft's debug dump of selinux showing kernel hooking is insufficient? Give us a break you know nothing troll ion.simon.c)

    1. Re:He answered your other questions, stop trolling by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

      Woo. You *do* have an account here. Good job.

      Also, you may wish to start folks from the beginning, sockpuppet. ;)

  160. ion.simon.c you are not even a good troll by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    Oh, this is good. How would you know that if you said you cannot see it? It's an article by Dr. Mark Russinovich and it is where Jeremy Reimer, Jarrett DeAngelis, and Jay Little (artechnica members all) were caught libelling, threatening apk and his family no less (that is when the law got involved and it stopped all 3 of them cold) and where each of the was caught impersonating not only apk, but also a Mr. Marty Meszaros, and then with them posting as others under "alternate guises" as they called them and were then caught admitting to it (waarheid=veritas) over at Jeremy Reimer's own forums at his osy website. These arstechnica morons are as laughable as you are ion.simon.c and I suspect you are just another one like them. A jealous scumbag who has never accomplished anything worth noting by those in publication in this science, which apk has shown us a ton of he has from as far back as 13 years ago or more, and you have not a single thing like them to your credit by way of comparison. Prove to us you are a programmer, and even if you can, which I doubt? I would just say as was said to you here a few times now, that you're not good at it or you would have been recognized as that by those in the media around this science. You are a troll and not even good at that.

  161. Re:Ion.SimiAn.c, master troll, folds under pressur by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    That dumbass ion.simon.c can't even google something right, lol, see here - http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27831079 lmao unbelievable, and this moron ion.simon.c says he is a programmer? No way. He's another done nothing useful or good with his life troll is all.

  162. Even I know that one troll by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    Even I know that. It's an acronym for a "broadband service provider" troll. You're the googler here though you messed up on something as simple as that too, lol, here - http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1221343&cid=27831377 You say you're a coder and you don't know that? You really are a lame liar ion.simon.c so take your "I am a programmer" trolling lie someplace else. You are too stupid to fool any of us and especially at this point. Now I am trolling you and laughing at you, because you say you are a programmer and you cannot even google something properly. I'll give you one thing. You are amusing in a fool's kind of way. You keep making mistakes and making your opponent look all the more stronger in your doing so. You tried to take on a tiger by taking it by its tail and are now reaping the rewards of that (you look like a stuttering mistake making idiot).

  163. You're the "google expert" lol not by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    See here troll - http://www.bitpipe.com/tlist/Broadband-Service-Providers.html Then again we already know you can't even get a google query right from this example of that here on this forums - http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1221343&cid=27831377 where you said you went looking for something involving the ac apk helping Doctor Mark Russinovich with his work in pagedefrag and it was right there once he proved you can't even run a query right on Google. You say you're a programmer in this thread, prove it (after all, you asked that of apk and he did with an impressive and overwhelming list of proofs to that effect, and you by comparison have nothing to your credit). Go away troll. You're no programmer, ha, you can't even get a google query correct.

  164. Give us a break ion.simon.c by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    rotflmao @ ion.simon.c, you said this - "'ve already "gotten the better" of you" here - http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27825529 and I hate to tell you the obvious, but far from it. Looks to be the other way around in fact, with the ac apk trashing you and mostly with your own mistakes which I found rather funhy. Also, when the ac apk posted this in reply - http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1221343&cid=27831377 showing all the technical mistakes you made, even something easy like querying google for pete's sake, you messed up large. You state you're a programmer, so I will just say what you kept repeating endlessly to apk, which is prove it. You kept acting the ass afterwards, even after the ac apk put up quite the impressive list of times his works and wares have been in written publications or doing well at respected technical contests like Microsoft TechEd too, in the sciences of computing from as far back as 13 years ago up until present time or near to it in 2007 or 2008. You by way of comparison are unable to do anything like that despite your stating you have been at this since the 80's in that exchange. Based on all of this, there is no way you could ever successfully convince me that you are a programmer. You can't even query google right.

  165. Re:Ion.SimiAn.c, master troll, folds under pressur by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    *grins* I'm as cool as a cucumber. It's this AC and his sockpuppet that seems to have lost it.

    Anyway, good luck with this guy. He's pretty thick-headed. Lemmy know how it turns out?

  166. Re:Ion.SimiAn.c, master troll, folds under pressur by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27837223 sure you're cool as a cucumber (in a furnace), because you are making one screwup after another, just as you did here - http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1221343&cid=27831377 where all of your errors so far in this exchange have been exposed. You can't even query google properly and that was shown in the second url I posted. You say you're a programmer but there is no way you have tried to prove that though you demand it of others, and even if you could, based on your poor performance here it is obvious you are either not one and are lying or are crappy at it. Your choice, there are no other options so pick one. That's how many options I will leave you based on your errors and false accusations here and your inability to even query google right or know the meaning of simple acronyms like bsp which you had to ask for and I answered it for you and I am just a user.

  167. No I think the summary of your errors here will do by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1221343&cid=27831377 and you can call me all the names you wish, you are reduced to name calling like most frustrated children or noobs in this science are when they mess up and shoot their mouths off while inserting their foot into their mouth as you have with false accusations, technical errors on the topics, and most of all your trolling here (you certainly are not big on proof though you demand it of others and they provide it) I mean, least of all the statement you made that you are a programmer, because no programmer I know would screw up as much as you have on this forums in 2 to 3 days time as you have been shown to do in the posting above). Happy now, with your trolling? See what it got you? You are running yourself off this forums with screw ups and it is hilarious. Anyone is free to read the link I just posted for a good laugh though it comes at the expense of your reputation on slashdot. You brought it on yourself troll.

  168. ion.simon.c = troll by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    Loved your performance (or rather, lack of it on your part ion.simon.c) here - http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1221343&cid=27831825 nice of you ion.simon.c to make so many errors and false accusations that you ion.simon.c had to later admit you were wrong on here in this exchange. It's all there in black and white as proof that you made it too easy for the ac apk to tear you apart with ease, and believe me, it give us reading a good laugh,though at your expense ion.simon.c . You only brought the can of whoop ass the ac apk brought out on you, yourself, by trolling him. By the way, you claim to be a programmer? Prove it. You had the ac apk do that and he put up a list of 10 proofs that you had nothing like it to compare with from yourself though you say you have been using computers since the 1980's. I can now never believe that just based on the list of your errors in this thread in the link I posted just above. You're a troll.

    1. Re:ion.simon.c = troll by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

      Prove that I am not the Alex Kowalski that that AC claims to be. :)

  169. ion.simon.c = troll by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    What an idiot you are ion.simon.c for this statement - "Are you implying that you want to physically harm me?" from the post I am replying to of yours now. How on earth can anyone do that online, when they are not physically present to do so? You really are stupid. I've known plenty of little punks like you my entire life and sooner or later their wise ass remarks and snide buffoonery online gets them into a jam in the real world, everytime. I wager strongly you've had your ass beaten more than once a few times because of your pussy like behaviour and apparently you don't learn from it. Keep it up because I can promise you 1 thing that sooner or later your woman like ways will get your ass beaten in the real world because a moron like you definitely is not smart enough to avoid it as you create your own hassles as you have here and you are losing this debate badly evidenced here where all of your errors in this very thread are listed - http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1221343&cid=27831377

  170. Spare us ion.simon.c you troll by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    Prove you are a programmer,first. After all, I see you nearly constantly asking for many proofs here and on many things, which the ac apk did provide at your request. All your bullshit doesn't make me not believe the list of accomplishments the ac apk posted, along with all the errors you made here - http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1221343&cid=27831377 were listed to satisfy your request. You are nothing but another troll trying to save face here and you are not doing a good job of it. You are now off topic as is your usual also. I took a few minutes and I looked at your posting history. You have a pattern you try to repeat and it makes you extremely predictable. For example, when you are losing a debate, you start asking for "more detail" and you get supplied backing data that is detailed and you say it is not enough? Spare us. Poor little troll ion.simon.c, you are only fooling yourself, not us readers. Go away now troll, hide your head in shame. I state that since your performance in the link above which replies to you via quotes of your own words no less doesn't show any of us reading otherwise. It's shameful, and if you are a programmer (which I strongly doubt due to your list of errors in that url above as well as lack of proof you are, which is what I am asking for now). You lose, and don't have the good sense to realize it. Worse yet, you brought it on yourself and made horrendous technical errors and you try to do your trolling techniques and they keep burying you here, even moreso. It's your funeral.

  171. OK I will email him and ask him a question by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    OK I will email him and ask him a question. I found his email in his guide over at tech connect magazine and will email him a question and if you do not answer it correctly here, and he does answer the email, then we shall find out who is who. Fair enough? I know that will work because you do not have his email account to access as your own. You must think people are stupid you troll. Time to show you just how stupid you really are with this little test.

    1. Re:OK I will email him and ask him a question by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, all this might prove is that you spoke with the creator of those forum posts. It doesn't prove or disprove anything about the identity of the contributor to those articles and software projects in the mid-to-late 1990's.
      Your standards of proof, just like those of the AC who claims to be APK, are inadequate.

      Anyway, I've been reading this. Perhaps you and the AC that I've been conversing with [0] might wish to read it as well and mull over what it has to say.

      [0] I have a strong suspicion that you and the AC are one and the same person. If the AC is the fellow who went by the name of Alecstarr over on Ars and many other forums, this sort of behaviour is his MO.

  172. Re:ROTFLMAO (great job MEK_LoveBug, in your posts) by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Are these your words in this thread, or were you being impersonated?
    http://episteme.arstechnica.com/6/ubb.x?q=Y&a=tpc&s=50009562&f=12009443&m=545092007

  173. Re:Ion.SIMIAN.c: I'll make you a PROMISE (see my p by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Are saying that you're going to dump your copypasta into every post that I make from here on out? Oh, the horror.
    If you are serious about this, do add a link to your very first comment, so's bored folks with an hour to kill can see the entire thread in all its glory.

  174. Re:ROTFLMAO (great job MEK_LoveBug, in your posts) by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    How could the Ars folks differentiate between your IP and mine?

    Moreover, why wouldn't you browse the forums through Tor? That works just fine.

  175. Re:ROTFLMAO (great job MEK_LoveBug, in your posts) by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    Where's the copypasta that you promised me? I have a new reply to someone who's not you. It's more than an hour old.

  176. Re:NOW I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A PROGRAMMER by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    No, no, no.
    How do they know *your* IP address?

  177. Re:NOW I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A PROGRAMMER by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    And, moreover, what would they *do* with your IP address if they had it?
    You're a security expert, and they're a bunch of wannabes, remember?

  178. Re:We want YOUR proofs 1st, ion.simIAn.c by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

    If you were smart, you'd write up a little script that scraped my user page for new posts every ten minutes or so and posted some of your copypasta to each one.
    If you were *really* smart, you'd do all this through a good proxy, so the admins here wouldn't catch on.

    Let's see how smart you are. :)

    Also, I have outstanding questions:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1219095&cid=27809231

    Until they are answered to my standards, I have nothing more for you.

  179. You're a liar ion.simon.c by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    I know that YOU are a liar by this point, Ion.simon.c because you avoid my question to you asking for proof of your professional status as a programmer. It is obvious by now that though you demand proof from others you are unwilling or unable (the latter in this case) to provide proofs yourself. You are trying to get the better of your betters and it cost you your reputation here because you lied about being a professional programmer and are unwilling to disprove my statement calling you a liar. After seeing the list of errors you made I was almost certain you lied about being a programmer and now I have no doubt that you are not a programmer because you evade answering a simple question asking you for proof of if you are a programmer or not. I also just watched the film THE WATCHMEN and the very beginning of the film where THE COMEDIAN is trying to defeat OZYMANDIAS reminds me of this exchange between the ac apk and yourself, and you are definitely THE COMEDIAN in this case (except you are not funny and the beating you are taking isn't even funny anymore)

  180. Go away botmaster ion.simon.c by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    You sound like a botmaster who is trying to convince others that running unsecured is enough so he can take advantage of them being unsecured as the ac apk outlined how to do it along with his written quoted testimonials of others who have been free of such things as malwares for going on 2 years currently because of them applying his guide. I used it also and I used to be infested by bad ad banners and bad websites but the ac apk's advice of just turning off javascript has me not getting any infections like I used to. His ideas work and I am not a computer guru by any stretch of the imagination. I am glad I used his guide. Go away botmaster ion.simon.c, please.