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Getting Company Owners To Follow Their Own Rules?

techmage writes "Recently we had an issue at our small company that resulted in the loss of a lot of important data. To prevent it from happening again, we created a company-wide policy that all computers would return to IT to have their contents backed up, and the computers would be formatted and reloaded for the next user. Consistently the owners of the company break this and other policies we set up to prevent data loss, theft, etc. How do I get through to the bosses that when they break with the policies, they are potentially shooting the company in the foot?"

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  1. Explain what can happen by munrom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Explain the risks, if they choose to ignore it document that they have not returned the laptop to be backed up so that they can't try and blame you if it goes wrong and data loss does occur.

    1. Re:Explain what can happen by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Explain the risks, if they choose to ignore it document that they have not returned the laptop to be backed up so that they can't try and blame you if it goes wrong and data loss does occur.

      Have no fear, I have an asshole cousin who used to own a company. Anytime something went wrong he made sure to blame somebody else.

      So it doesn't matter what you document, or how hard you try convince them that you're trying to protect their company; if something goes wrong, you're probably fucked. But keep those notes as due diligence, in case they really try to screw you for their fuckups. And keep your resume up to date.

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    2. Re:Explain what can happen by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you have that stuff documented, they can't screw you out of unemployment.

    3. Re:Explain what can happen by dangitman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you have that stuff documented, they can't screw you out of unemployment.

      Wanna bet?

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    4. Re:Explain what can happen by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I tried to mod you insightful, then the mouse wheel slipped and i accidentally clicked 'redundant' instead. sorry.

      CYA.
      Cover your ass.
      Just about every industry is like a big pot of boiling soup: the crud rises to the top. "I'm wrong, your fired"
      Document everything, and back it up. make sure you talk to several different managers about the issue. hopefully, at least one will listen/do something. If not, at least when a problem does come up, they can't say they weren't warned.

      Hey look...now I'm the redundant one...

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    5. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shouldn't be marked troll. Unemployment bureaucrats are simplistic beings and only understand things like "he violated the dress code" or "he came in 5 minutes late once". They aren't going to give a crap about your "data protection policy" if the owners even bother going through the motions.

    6. Re:Explain what can happen by wisty · · Score: 1

      Tell them what they should do. If they ignore it, it's their data. Just don't tell them you told them so - nobody likes a smartass.

    7. Re:Explain what can happen by RobertM1968 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you have that stuff documented, they can't screw you out of unemployment.

      Sure they can... even if one is perfect, I am sure there are citable reasons one would have trouble defending against in an unemployment benefits battle. And if the person is not perfect, well, then, there's grounds for termination without unemployment. "Gee, that's the third time you were late... I dont care that it was only 37 seconds, or only the 3rd time in 10 years... the employee rules state that on the 3rd time, we can terminate you. This has nothing to do with that whole lost data fiasco that you documented was my fault."

      Seen it happen. Fortunately never to me... though, I also never filed for unemployment...

    8. Re:Explain what can happen by MoeDumb · · Score: 0

      Dated and Timed documentation is invaluable should your unwarranted dismissal ever land in court, like suing to get your job back. Audio recordings don't hurt either, provided they are legal in your State.

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    9. Re:Explain what can happen by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yep you gotta CYA, sometimes you even have to go over their heads but it is a risky move. I have a story that illustrates the point. Many years ago after all those worms were going around I had lunch with my admin buddy Glenn, just swapping stories and about died laughing whe he told me this one:

      He had a PHB middle manager threaten to fire him, so he had to go over the guy's head. So the regional boss calls them both in to explain their sides to the story, and the PHB goes "He has NO RIGHT to tell me who I am allowed to speak to! He is blocking my emails from Melissa and refusing to let me have them! He should be fired for insubordination!"

      Lucky for Glenn the regional head actually read tech journals and knew what Melissa was. He turned to Glenn and said "Is he actually talking about the bug going around?" when Glenn said yes he rolled his eyes and said "Glenn is doing his job and actually protecting this company. There is NO "Melissa" it is a computer bug that spreads through networks and makes a mess, which I'm sure Glenn tried to explain if you weren't busy having a fit. From now on when Glenn says no that is FINAL, got it?" and then he had his secretary send Glenn a free steak dinner for two for having to put up with "that ass" as he put it.

      So yeah I would CYA, but if it is truly a dangerous situation he may have to look at going over a head or two. A lot of the time the middle managers act like little gods because the higher ups don't know what kind of stupidity they are pulling, and as long as he is polite and points out the financial risks this person/persons are causing the company he may be able to turn a bad situation to his advantage. Glenn said he later got a raise and more power because the regional head pointed out how valuable it was to have a network admin that put the company before the dangerous requests of the PHBs. In the end it all comes down to money, and by showing that this person is putting actual $$$ at risk he might be able to turn this to his favor.

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    10. Re:Explain what can happen by afidel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Meh, only 5% of unemployment cases get denied due to misconduct discharges. Misconduct is
      Generally "misconduct" involves an act of willful disregard of the employer's interests or a deliberate violation of the employer's rules or an intentional and substantial disregard of the employee's duty to the employer.

      If you subpoena the employers timekeeping records and they only show you being late 3 times in 10 years then their appeal of your benefits will get denied.

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    11. Re:Explain what can happen by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Heh, in most states they don't need to provide proof of the reasons they cite for denying you UI payouts, its quite easy for an employer to screw you over actually.

      You've certainly done something that is a fireable offense. Its kind of like pissing off the cop that pulls you over, even if you didn't do anything wrong, they can find SOMETHING you did to get you if they want to.

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    12. Re:Explain what can happen by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      suing to get your job back

      I've never understood that concept. If your employer fired you, why would you want to continue to work for them? I know you might need the money or something, but surely the fact that they fired you would create a less than ideal workplace environment, if not an outright hostile environment? Especially if "get your job back" involves working for the same manager...

      I am speaking from experience here, to a degree. My manager fired me (literally because I insisted I be allowed to clean up code incidental to my bugfixes), but his boss overrode the firing and gave me control of IT instead. It was not exactly pleasant having to continue to interact with the former manager - and even though the manager later admitted to his boss that he was wrong to have fired me, he refused to admit it to me, and of course that meant he was unwilling to do anything to improve the work environment as it related to the interaction between our jobs.

      What I'm getting at is that if I ever find myself in a similar situation again, I do not believe I would attempt to force the company to continue employing me, because I do not believe I could tolerate the resulting poor work environment.

      Does anyone have any insight on this? Anyone ever been through this before? How did it work out?

    13. Re:Explain what can happen by fearlezz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have no fear, I have an asshole cousin who used to own a company. Anytime something went wrong he made sure to blame somebody else.
      And for that exact reason, sometimes IT has to enforce things that even bosses don't like.

      I read a lot of "the owner is the boss" replies, which is technically correct. But if something goes wrong, your ass 's gonna get in trouble. Therefore, if the boss doesn't cooperate, sometimes you have to 'help' him/her a little.

      1) You could fix it under water by syncing over their c$ d$ etc, install a rsync daemon or something.
      2) Make them come to you: i once had this boss that refused to bring his laptop in for anti-virus installation after the stand-alone anti-virus expired, for about half a year. I made a vbs script to pop up every hour warning about security issues, installed it over the network and had the laptop in my office in a few days.
      3) Or use auditors to enforce policies. I have a little chat with our accountant's auditors every year. I haven'd had the need to use this way, but if i really need something fixed, I may inform the auditor something's wrong.

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    14. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "so that they can't try and blame you if it goes wrong and data loss does occur"

      Oh hoh hoh yes, everyone is so understanding and rational when shit goes down.

      Have you ever WORKED for a corporation? Dealt with the CEO? This never happens. They will be unhappy with you, regardless of whether they know that it's not your fault or not.

    15. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Explain the risks, if they choose to ignore it document that they have not returned the laptop to be backed up so that they can't try and blame you if it goes wrong and data loss does occur.

      You could also talk to the managers and ask them if it's okey to extend the policy with "own backup on external harddrive for managers on the road" or something like it.

      They will say YES cause then they don't have to turn in their computer to you. You order an external harddrive, and give them.
      Make sure to write down who has received "individual backup solution".

      They will not use the backup solution, so when it blows up and they come to you, you can point out that you are not in charge of their backups, they are.

    16. Re:Explain what can happen by calmofthestorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If nothing else it can help remove a black mark from your resume. Depending on the job, you might change positions or locations. Sometimes the same action will even cause the bad person to be fired, if the stars are truly right.

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    17. Re:Explain what can happen by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Sure, it'd be unpleasant, but it'd a) let you continue to pay your mortgage in a recession, and b) give you breathing space to look for another job. Oh, and potentially c) a pay out to compensate you

    18. Re:Explain what can happen by Xest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not sure about elsewhere, but in the UK, you'd have good grounds for an employment tribunal. Specifically you'd be looking for an unfair dismissal (if sacked) or constructive dismissal (if you were forced to quite) case. For what it's worth, most companies don't even seem to bother fighting these now if they are in fact justified, purely because they have come to accept that you can't treat employees like that. They will most likely just settle with you if you find yourself in this situation.

      Companies can't just sack people, and even making up excuses doesn't work for them if the employee chooses to fight it. They have to be able to justify why you were sacked, whilst you're right that being late 3 times may be justification, it is not justification if others have also been late 3 times and yet only you have been sacked. If you had been late 3 times, constantly under-performend and so forth then they could again justify this, but they would need to prove you've under-performed, this might include bringing up past appraisals and so forth, but this is why it's a good idea to make sure you agree with your appraisal outcomes.

      The key is that the company has to be able to show that you were worse than other employees, and that if you were worse, it's not because you'd been treated differently and set up to fail.

      I believe the US has slightly less employee protections than this, but this is certainly the case in Europe. Whilst someone whose hated by the whole company can be sacked, employees here have a lot of protection against bad bosses who would sack them out of sheer malice or incompetence. If anyone is wondering why we have such laws, it's because we don't want unemployment stats and unemployment benefit costs raised unnecessarily by having people perfectly able and competent enough to do the job sacked unfairly.

      Regardless though, if you are in such a situation, and taking the matter to a higher level of management if one exists doesn't solve it, then you're better off going elsewhere anyway, because although they may not be able to get rid of you, they can at least kill off your career by preventing you getting promotions and payrises although even that's subject to some protections if everyone else gets a rise, or the interviews for promotion were carried out in a provably unfair manner for example.

    19. Re:Explain what can happen by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Depends. If the alternative is to be unemployed, then a paid job in a bad environment might still be preferable.

      Somewhere in the depths of the dot.com crash, I got fired for being ill. Totally illegal, and I could have sued to get my job back, but I wanted to leave there anyway, and thought I could get a new job easily enough, so I only sued for severance pay.

      Turns out that in the depths on the dot.com crash, it's not all that easy for a programmer to find a job. I spent over a year unemployed.

    20. Re:Explain what can happen by mcvos · · Score: 1

      If they ignore it, you could try asking: "Is your work so unimportant that your laptop doesn't need protection/backup/whatever? I think you're doing important work, so that means your laptop deserves protection that is at least as good as that of any other machine here."

      Make them feel important. I'm sure they love that.

    21. Re:Explain what can happen by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      If you earn the right to return to work you will be treated as a God otherwise the employer will fall foul of further employment claims. Of course, the usual tactic is to return to work for a week then get signed off with stress for 3 months at a time due to 'pressure from colleagues and management due to the previous litigation'.

      Do this a few times and you will be considered for redundancy and offered a compromise agreement with 6 months of pay to go quietly.

      At least that's the way I've seen it done (I work in the law). I don't agree with the practice as I would never dream of getting canned in the first place - I'm too valuable ;-)

    22. Re:Explain what can happen by EricWright · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe the US has slightly less employee protections than this

      Interesting definition of that word. In the US it depends on which state and whether or not unions are involved. If you live in a "work at will" state and are not unionized, you can lose your job for any reason at all, including "we just don't want to pay you any more". This is justified by the claim that you are free to leave whenever you'd like as well.

      Even when I was a contract worker, the company reserved the right to terminate the contract with 1 week paid notice. My options were limited to take it (with no modifications to the contract) or leave it (we have other candidates who want the job).

    23. Re:Explain what can happen by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Informative

      Oh, dear, yes. The "unemployment ballet" is nasty. A professional bureaucrat that wants to fire you will record every misstep, collect them into a file, give you a "warning" and a "recovery plan", then do everything bureaucratically possible to poison your work. Simple shock and disbelief at how ridiculous the recorded "violations" are will not save you. You need a thick folder with documented mis-steps, preferably by the bureaucrat trying to fire you, with it all documented. Sign _nothing_ that admits wrong-doing if you can avoid it: make sure that you have counterletters recorded, and get copies of everything.

      And start looking for new work if this is going on. I've had this happen, where a senior supervisor blamed the engineers for his laptop problems when he absolutely refused to swap it or surrender it for recovery, always had his disk overflowing, refused to patch, etc. He just wanted us to "fix it!" when it broke.

    24. Re:Explain what can happen by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At-will_employment

      Many states uphold the idea of at-will employment, as noted by the other comment. Basically, the state sees an employee entering into an agreement with an employer, and so long as there were no predefined terms for length of employment, then either party can leave that agreement at any time.

    25. Re:Explain what can happen by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      Documentation tends to be useful in two situations. 1) In a larger organization where a manager tries to use you as a scapegoat. You can often use that documentation to appeal to HR or a higher-level manager. Although, with varying degrees of success. Or 2) After you get fired and need to have proof in discussions with other potential employees about the situation. This comes into play in small industries where word gets around, or smaller towns where a grudge holding person tries to talk to your potential employers. (Legal action would probably be warranted, but some documentation of what really happened will go a long way to getting through this).

    26. Re:Explain what can happen by Xest · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didn't realise the US job market was quite that "flexible".

      I should add that contract workers here have less rights too, I was referring to the rights of permanent staff. Here contractors can indeed have their contract terminated at the drop of a hat also.

    27. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As a rule, NEVER jump the chain of command. The previous scenario is so rare as to be almost unbelievable.

      Some middle managers tend to stagnate by being reasonable because they can't stand treating people like beasts of burden but usually they turn all of their business dealings into a big poker "game." (Everything's a game, a joke or some other stupid trick to avoid admitting what a worthless social predator that they really are.)

      Usually there's some giant lidless eye of a consultant trying to "teach" them a management philosophy but usually that means that the person who hired the eye is too cowardly to confront or be honest with people and will fire anyone the eye recommends to have fired. Only small businesses, too small for a dedicated IT staff, ever manage to avoid the CYA business model.

      If you jump the chain, you've given them the reason to fire you.

    28. Re:Explain what can happen by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Companies can't just sack people,

      In the U.K. they can't. In the U.S., employment is "at-will"; employees can be dismissed for any reason, or no reason given at all, as long as there is no illegal discrimination involved.

    29. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this wont be popular around here but a union would help to prevent these types of things from occurring. I know, I know EVIL FUCKING UNIONS right?

    30. Re:Explain what can happen by lorenlal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also - Since it's a small business, and the people at the top are owners you have to put it in terms that hit home for them.

      1) Sir, this is your company. I am trying to ensure this policy is enforced to protect it, and you from data loss and security breaches. It's important to me that this company not only survives, but thrives and that we all do what we can to make sure we do everything right.
      2) I'm not trying to do this to be a pain. I want to make sure we properly handle all hardware turnover. This is done to protect your data, your work, and every contribution you make. If something were to go wrong, I'd be responsible for making it right. If you have anything on the laptop that is critical for you or the other owners, I want to make sure it's protected... Not because there's a policy. I want it protected because it's your work, the policy is just the formal way of telling everyone what is best for our company.

      I know... It's sappy... But I've had these conversations with business owners who don't want to comply with the rules. They look at many rules as barriers, and in many cases, they have a tendency to want to bring barriers down... it's why they started the company. You have to be clear that the rules aren't there to hold them back. The rules have been carefully thought out, and are really just a way of showing that you really do want to protect what those owners have built.

    31. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show them the article in /. from yesterday that gave the estimates of costs of data breeches per record.

      Come up with a completely technical solution they can pay for. Then give them the cost of following your suggestion, and let them choose.

    32. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, "look, I back up my data, and according to our pay scales you're worth 50 times what I'm worth so your data must be super important... it... it is important, isn't it?"

    33. Re:Explain what can happen by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      I prefer carrying a personal recorder at all times, especially when I think something important is going to be exchanged, such as info on how to keep safe on the network or how to back up...then when I show up with the recorder when someone does not own up to doing their own thing instead of the right thing....it becomes evident who is to blame.

      Also, if you take it then that means they will try to deal it, if you show them you are not going to take it, and trust me, there are ways to get your point across, then they will find someone other scapegoat either within the company or outside....

      I actually had one person blame our wifi router even though it was not even attached to our network, for some missing files that we could not find in our backups and mysteriously disappeared. I knew it must have been someone that needed it erased and also knew about the backups, but I did not go further as I did not want
      to get involved.

    34. Re:Explain what can happen by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 4, Funny

      I didn't realise the US job market was quite that "flexible".

      That's why we have such a strong economy - we care more about the people that make up the businesses than the business itself.

    35. Re:Explain what can happen by Xest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Two points:

      1) Whether the US cares more about the people depends on whether the people are happy with the ability to walk out easier with much lower job security. Being able to sack at any time without question seems to be a much more business oriented law than a people oriented law.

      2) As mentioned in my original post, Europe has much better employee protection in that most of it includes the protections I mentioned, and yet has a much stronger economy than the US.

      Or were you being sarcastic?

    36. Re:Explain what can happen by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Myself, I wouldn't want to work where I wasn't wanted. Eventually they'll find a way to get rid of you.

          I've seen it go poorly with union jobs. It wasn't me directly, it was through observation. A grocery store chain was on strike. Those who were very visible and had decent jobs did go back to work after the strike was over. They didn't get their good jobs back. For example, a full time manager became a part time bagger. Someone in the office ended up on a loading dock.

          It's not hard to get rid of someone you don't want. I've seen a lot of places that will reduce a full time person down to part time (4 hours) 1 day per week. If you don't get the hint from that, you just won't get scheduled for the next week. You're not technically unemployed, you just don't happen to be working. A 4 hour/week check looks really pathetic beside a 40 hour/week check with overtime. Maybe they'll change your shifts frequently, or bounce you between tasks until they find a task you simply don't want to do, or are unskilled to do, or are even physically incapable of doing. At one chain I knew about a person who was striving for senior management. As part of their training, they were sent to various stores, and had to work every department. After 3 months away from home, they ended up in a loading area, where they were required to lift and carry 75 pound containers. The individual was about 5'3, weighed about 100 lbs, and simply couldn't do it. Since she wasn't able to accomplish it, she was terminated from the company, because she could not do the job she was assigned to. That's when she clued into the fact that she was being indirectly told that she wasn't welcome becoming senior management, and they were just encouraging her to quit.

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    37. Re:Explain what can happen by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Interesting

          Paper trail. It's the most important thing to remember. Tape recordings are fine and dandy, if you don't mind spooling through hours of tape to try to find one conversation, which may or may not be legal where you are. Sometimes it takes one person being aware that a recording is being made. Sometimes it requires both parties.

          If you document every request and response, even if it's just email, then you have a record of what's been happening. Don't say anything, because it's left to the witnesses to testify to what they heard. Even if you have a tape recording saying one thing, they could simply say "But I told him something contrary in a later conversation."

          Be consistent with your paper trail too. Ask for every request to be made via email, or after a conversation ask, "can you please send that to me in an email?" Besides saving you in future proceedings, it will also help you document other things that happened. "Do you remember when we made this change?" "Sure, it's in my email. December 4th 2001, you requested it, and December 5th 2001 I finished it.

          Keep your paper trail off site somewhere, that you have exclusive access to, like your home computer.

          It may be advantageous to have a policy for retention. If you get called into court years later regarding an incident, no matter how innocent it seemed at the time, you may simply be lacking the trail. "No, I only retain those documents for 2 years. I have no records related to your case." Be honest though. If you say you don't have it, but your equipment is subpoenaed and it's found, then you're in trouble.

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    38. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry. We'll have to let you go. You're not a Team Player.

    39. Re:Explain what can happen by ygbsm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Depends, most states are "at will" employment, you can be terminated at any time, for any reason . . .

      In the end, it's their company, their data, their risk.

      If you want this to be effective, ensure that you communicate the risk - and that they understand it. Also, figure out an easy, non-intrusive way to do this. Laptops are key for most business leaders, and being without it, even overnight can be hard to schedule. Plus they may not want you snoping around it.

      What about a USB hard drive attached to the docking station that does background back up? Similar to time machine on a mac?

    40. Re:Explain what can happen by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      why would you want to continue to work for them?

      generally true, I did have a job where it seamed HR was out to get me, but my direct manager and job were really good. I still left fairly quick, more because if my manager couldn't deflect the HR gal (she married the owner) it was going to become crappy at some point (and it did when the owner died and she took over, she left the funeral to go back into work and fire half of engineering.)
      But now working for a fortune 500 company, many people who were at jeopardy to be fired by one manager got into a different facilities first (I might qualify as one of them, I was in danger of being laid off though, not fired.)

    41. Re:Explain what can happen by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Myself, I wouldn't want to work where I wasn't wanted. Eventually they'll find a way to get rid of you.

      Having already had one judgment against them they'd have to tread pretty carefully; anything they did could be construed as vindictive.

      But I suspect the real reason is to force the employer into a position where he has to buy the worker off. He still loses his job, but he gets some money and a better reference.

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    42. Re:Explain what can happen by hot+soldering+iron · · Score: 1

      As I'm sure others have stated: It depends on where you are. I've personally been canned because the supervisor wanted to give his Navy buddy a job. Mine.

      Another time I was given the slow screw (1 1/2 years) because I saw my supervisor sexually harass one of the other technicians in the shop. Even making it obvious in department meetings didn't save me. He did an end-run around the shop supervisor and involved corporate hr (in another state) to fire me.

      This has given me a rather bitter outlook on employer/employee relations. I'll try to do well for my employer, but the instant he indicates that he's going to screw me over...

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    43. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for hospital where head of legal affairs insisted that all memos are sent to his email account, no meter why they are sent. And, of course, only acceptable format was proprietary text document format, but only 5 people had such software in entire institution.
      Now, if only email server was not over 10,000 miles away, rented from one-man company...

      As someone posted, that is so wrong on so many levels.

    44. Re:Explain what can happen by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      The problem is that someone who is stupid enough to do this is stupid enough to not acknowledge his culpability when something goes wrong. The problem is that is your boss won't listen to reason, you don't have much recourse without leaving your job.

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    45. Re:Explain what can happen by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well Glenn said the PHB refused to sign a doc taking responsibility for his "Melissa" emails so he figured he was damned if he did, damned if he didn't and had nothing to lose. He later quit the place because he said the BS got too thick, so I would advise having your resume up to date.

      But lets be honest here-if the PHB fucks up and spreads their data all over the net like the clap, it will NOT be the PHB that takes the hit, it will be the IT schmuck. In this guy's case he is also damned if he does and damned if he don't, so he may as well try to turn a bad situation to his advantage because the PHB is already risking his job with his unsafe practices.

      So this guy's ass is already on the line, because the PHB is flaunting the rules and will point the finger at him if anything goes wrong. Even if he has documented all over the place they will find SOMETHING to nail his ass over, so unless he is ready to just walk away or sit there with his gut tied in a knot waiting on the excrement to hit the bladed cooling device he might as well see if he can fix it. Either way he is in a bad situation and I would have my resume handy and be seeing what I could find elsewhere.

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    46. Re:Explain what can happen by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      The neat trick here is that they can't fire you because they don't like you. It's amazing actually how hard it is to show that you fired someone just because you didn't want them anymore. Companies trip up on that on a constant basis.

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    47. Re:Explain what can happen by sconeu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mod as +1, sad - unable to tell if this is sarcasm or not!

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    48. Re:Explain what can happen by OldSoldier · · Score: 1

      I don't understand this discussion at all...

      First, the Ethics analog of this issue is indeed a hard problem and all of the comments to-date are spot on target with that angle of the discussion. Ethics issues require the person to change their behavior and if the person is uninterested in changing their behavior there's little that can be done. Especially if that person is a C-Level exec.

      Second though this is IT... the OP's concern was for data loss... I'd be stunned if the C-Level exec wasn't interested in having an automated backup system installed on his PC. It's no change in his daily behavior. At most takes an hour out of his life w/o his/her PC.

      Sure there may be some dicks of a boss out there who can't be bothered to do even that... you should try to find employment elsewhere. But on the flip side if you're requiring your C-Level execs to personally do something that can be automatically accomplished by a good IT system... it's YOU who are at fault, not your C-Level exec.

    49. Re:Explain what can happen by sconeu · · Score: 1

      While the documentation and CYA is necessary, this is the best way to do it, if you can.

      I was in a small business where I reported directly to the owner, and managed to defuse several situations by using Management-speek. If you can put it in the terms where they understand, where the issue is the bottom line, it can work.

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    50. Re:Explain what can happen by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Interesting

          There's really nothing to keep an employer from being vindictive. Sure, go back to court and say They aren't playing nice with me." If a company really felt they had to keep you, they may just do something like open a site in the Antarctic, with just one machine and one employee, and you would be in charge of the site.

          It's not like that ever happens though.

          Hey, it'd be a high seniority position. Site manager is much more important that code monkey, right? :) Of course, it's a long walk home after they notify you that they've decided to terminate services there. "Promotions" aren't always what they seem.

          I was reading about someone who did win the case against their employer. They were given a very nice office, a big title, and a secretary. They had absolutely no responsibilities, and no work to do. He was being paid to warm his chair from 9am to 5pm. He did that for a decade, and admitted that he was bored out of his skull. They didn't like him working there, but didn't want to end up in court again if they tried to terminate him again. Because the level of distrust was there, they couldn't assign him any work.

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    51. Re:Explain what can happen by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      It depends on the State whether or not an employer can fire you with no justification.

      For what its worth, US law essentially treats employment as an open-ended contractual agreement and in states that do not have an at-will clause, termination almost always involves some form of breach of contract by one of the parties. I.e. you were hired to do X, you are not doing X or you are not doing X correctly, therefore you've breached the contract and we are firing you. Conversely, the employer no longer wants or needs the services of the employee, and so decides to terminate him. However, the employee was hired to do X, and was doing X as per their agreement, so the employer breached the contract.

      Obviously that is simplistic, and it is such a common type of contract that we have special laws and procedures relating to just this situation, but it's still essentially an open-ended contractual agreement between two parties.

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    52. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I should add that a "work at will" state allows you to be fired for no reason.
      That is not the same as being fired for any reason.

      The catch there for employers is, if you want to fire an employee and prevent them from collecting unemployment, you have to give a reason and back it up.

      The key difference is what being 'sacked unfairly' means.
      - Sacking a competent worker just means that guy will find work elsewhere as your competitor.

      - Sacking someone and denying him unemployment benefits (especially if you are out to get him and intend to fire him at the time it would do the most harm) may ruin his life.

      In the US we have more mean people than lazy people, so we have to compensate.

    53. Re:Explain what can happen by shentino · · Score: 1

      Unions and greedy corporations both suck.

      The problem is unrestrained lust for power, which often is gained at the expense of others.

      It is a dog eat dog world after all.

    54. Re:Explain what can happen by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I work for owners like this.

      The only solution is to move on and find another job. When your boss feels they are above the rules, and thus you, they have no respect, and don't deserve your time. Find something else, and be happier.

    55. Re:Explain what can happen by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      It depends on your state. Some require you to be grossly neglegent, and even if you didn't fullfil your job responsiblities, you can still get unemployment.

    56. Re:Explain what can happen by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Note that "we just don't wnat you anymore" will still entitle the employee to unemployment payments. This is true even for at will states. In order to get out of unemployement they need to have a DAMN good reason, and extensive docuementation. And employers rarely win, mine included (I know the HR guy).

      Contract workers are governed by their contract, and are not employees.

    57. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's a corporation, maybe take it to the board of directors? Unless of course the boss and the chairman are one and the same.

    58. Re:Explain what can happen by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever WORKED for a corporation?

      Have you? If they know it was not your fault, and more specifically if they know you were trying to prevent it but were not permitted to do so, they will not be unhappy with you.

      However, they may still fry your ass if it saves their job or reputation, so just because they aren't unhappy with your work and they know where the blame belongs doesn't mean you are safe.

      That's exactly why you CYA, because even if everybody knows it isn't your fault you could still become the sacrificial lamb.

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    59. Re:Explain what can happen by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I'm in a "right to work" and "at will" state which means at will employment, and I can be terminated at any time for any or no reason as long as it doesn't include racial, cultural, religious discrimination and a few other things. So basically it means it's easier to fire me for no reason than for a reason. I am entitled to unemployment compensation if I'm fired, but not if I quit. I've seen this turn into a battle of wills where the employer treats an employee badly to induce them to quit vs. an employee that will not quit no matter what and tries to induce the employer to fire them.

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    60. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "slightly less employment protections" - sure, if you consider the Goatse man to have a "slightly" larger rectum than normal.

    61. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also have been in a position with a malicious supervisor. really shitty stuff like taking reports I had written, editing them, and giving them to the bosses as her work. Talking me down every chance she got and finally forcing me out through it becoming just totally unbearable for me to work there. it just wasn't worth the stress. A truly malicious supervisor/person with authority over you can make your working life a living hell. And it all started as a client had a non-functioning system for 8 months that they were receiving regular and increasing bills for and I managed to fix it by changing a single code in the subscriber management system. So the problem was that she was a moron and couldn't fix a very obvious problem in eight months and I fixed it in ten seconds. The problem could be analogised(inventor at work) by comparing it with the wrong prefix on a phone number that constantly gets a not connected message and then me coming along and saying 'oh that number should begin with 2 not 57x5t4r. Even that analogy makes what I did look harder than it was. Never ever show up your superiors. While I am on the subject how come so many superiors are complete tits?

    62. Re:Explain what can happen by pugugly · · Score: 1

      Heh - I got screwed out of unemployment for walking out of a retail store I worked for with a VCR cleaner I could produce the receipt for. No evidence of drawer being short or anything like that, no policy violated.

      Fought for the unemployment in administrative court, Judge (Indiana, of course.) upheld the company line that I had been fired based on 'the appearance of dishonesty'.

      Would have been worse - that was the job that taught me "I've been fired . . . oh thank you God, I've been fired!" was a perfectly rational sentence - {G}.

      But my point is still that don't assume simply documenting stuff will be of any use. In Indiana at least, you can be fired (And have your unemployment revoked) for walking out of the store you worked for with items you bought in plain sight, in complete compliance with company policy.

      Pug

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    63. Re:Explain what can happen by rcharbon · · Score: 1

      I was in this situation, unfortunately in the current job market, so my options were few. My company has a process designed to shame you into leaving before they terminate you, but it wasn't that hard to sit there and collect a check for the 6 months it took them to work through the process. I made more to show up at the old job until they let me go than I would have at a new job (in what turned out to be the unlikely event that I could find one).

      Once I stopped being angry, it was mildly amusing to watch them pretend they were trying to rehabilitate me instead of doing what they could to force me out.

    64. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are REALLY worried about unemployment, move to indiana. Except refusing to come to work, I've never (NEVER) seen someone lose an unemployment claim. Or, if the people you work with give you THAT much stress, remember, get better at what you do, and get better at who you do it for.

    65. Re:Explain what can happen by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Do you actually have a job?

      As was once explained to me by one of our AD's:

      40 percent of your salary is devoted to you being at fault.

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    66. Re:Explain what can happen by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Meh, only 5% of unemployment cases get denied due to misconduct discharges. Misconduct is Generally "misconduct" involves an act of willful disregard of the employer's interests or a deliberate violation of the employer's rules or an intentional and substantial disregard of the employee's duty to the employer.

      I thin you misread my intent. I was not saying that it happens all the time... I was saying it can happen - if even only 5% (though I know not where you got that statistic from, and am doubtful it is correct...). But that aside... my point was it can happen... regardless of how frequently or infrequently.

      If you subpoena the employers timekeeping records and they only show you being late 3 times in 10 years then their appeal of your benefits will get denied.

      It has happened. I've worked with people it has happened to. All you need is an arbitrator (or whatever the person's title is that decides such) that follows the law to the letter. 3 times is a violation of the company's rule (discussing theoretical company that has such a rule, like some of the ones I have worked for), thus three violations is grounds for termination per the company rules. Following the law to the letter means the person was rightfully dismissed due to a "violation of the employer's rules"

    67. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what happens if they say "we just don't want to pay you any more" in a letter, but forget to send the letter? And in a completely unrelated coincidence, the payroll department forgets to take you out of the system, so you still get paid?

    68. Re:Explain what can happen by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Most people don't want to work where they're not wanted either. Almost anyone sane will start looking for a new job immediately under those kind of circumstances. That said, folks need insurance, they need to pay their bills, and having a steady pay check while they're looking can make that work out.

      As for the rest of it, they had shitty contracts. My contract specifies my title, and my work duties, it specifies my yearly salary. My wife who gets paid by the hour has her minimum number of hours per week in her contract, as well as her work duties. I can do things outside of my duties and work extra unpaid hours to increase my likelihood of promotion, as can she, but my employer cannot force either of us to do so.

      If you have an employment contract which allows them to drop your hours to almost nothing or give you a job you cannot physically do or which is not safe you have a shitty contract.

    69. Re:Explain what can happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be careful with the taking of documentation to new employment though. I am a manager of a small company and if a prospective employee came to me with a list of "this is why I was wrongfully fired," I would be thinking that the employee would spend more time writing down CYA than being productive. As a manager, I also have to take into account the risk on the company's behalf if I knew there was an employee writing down every detail any time something goes wrong.

  2. meh, keep it simple by FooAtWFU · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd ask anyone who routinely overrides your authority in the data-protection sphere to sign a form indicating something to the effect that they've been informed of these policies and the potential risks and if it all comes crashing down because they don't listen to you, it's not your fault.

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    1. Re:meh, keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      If that doesn't work, use a reverse analogy, and actually shoot them in the foot.

    2. Re:meh, keep it simple by pclminion · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure, I'll sign a form for you, it's called a Release of Employment.

    3. Re:meh, keep it simple by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd ask anyone who routinely overrides your authority in the data-protection sphere to sign a form indicating something to the effect that they've been informed of these policies and the potential risks and if it all comes crashing down because they don't listen to you, it's not your fault.

      If they have the authority to routinely ignore / override your security policies, they don't have to sign the fucking form either.

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    4. Re:meh, keep it simple by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Thanks, now I can make an unemployment claim instead of having to threaten to quit because you didn't listen to me.

    5. Re:meh, keep it simple by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Good for you. Next applicant?

    6. Re:meh, keep it simple by Cyner · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you honestly work at a business where the boss both ignores your expert opinion and refuses to acknowledge their contempt for business continuity planning, you should probably be looking for employment elsewhere. You're never going anywhere in that business environment, and the business itself is likely never going anywhere positive either. Unemployment sucks (and I've been there), but a dead-end job can be worse (stress in the short-term, and employability in the long term).

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    7. Re:meh, keep it simple by dcollins · · Score: 1

      I'll agree with the guy who said "If you can't make them follow a policy, then you can't make them sign a fucking form".

      Marginally better tactic: Have a polite face-to-face chat with them. Afterwards, send them an email with a recap "here's what we discussed" body.

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    8. Re:meh, keep it simple by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's a lot more likely you can make something like that happen by suggestion and entreaty than to radically change their computing habits. (Executives are somewhat used to signing things, after all.)

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    9. Re:meh, keep it simple by sealfoss · · Score: 1

      I couldn't have said it better myself. Its their company, and they'll shoot it in the foot if they want to.

    10. Re:meh, keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has been doing this in OSes since Vista...it's not their fault you decided to override UAC...

    11. Re:meh, keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'll pass...

    12. Re:meh, keep it simple by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Thanks, now I can make an unemployment claim instead of having to threaten to quit because you didn't listen to me.

      Yeah, those are some great options.

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    13. Re:meh, keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pointless to paper your ass if the company is small. Can't sue them or demand your job if they go out of business.
      But when the company is that small, you can probably make a pact with the executive secretary to let you access their machines when they aren't using them, and do stealth backups, and then store them with the secretary so no one suspects you of trying to steal proprietary information.
      I had one CEO destroy company critical data 6 times before I ran out of backups to save his sorry a . . . well you know . . . but we did deliver before the launch date. The last restoration came from assembling fragments of the data from incrementals.

    14. Re:meh, keep it simple by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Though I'd question if the submitter is doing things correctly. Why not run BackupPC and automatically backup every device when it's connected to the network? Depending on storage requirements, you might be able to get away with a 2GB free DropBox account which makes it braindead easy and fully automatic. Or look into Microsoft Groove if you have it through MSDN or such.

      Additionally, give everyone a company-wide portal where you can show the computer name and assigned user with the number of days since last backup. Remember: this is a helpful tool for people to lookup their own computer and ensure that it's backed up. Very easy to do with BackupPC... the user can even instantly run their own full or incremental backup right from the web interface. The intended side-effect is to let everyone see who the worst offenders are who never backup their systems.

      Further, BackupPC will automatically email the user saying "It's been n days since your last backup..." and bug them for you. Of course, you can't turn that off without disabling it for the many people who have requested that feature. :)

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    15. Re:meh, keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you honestly work at a business where the boss both ignores your expert opinion and refuses to acknowledge their contempt for business continuity planning, you should probably be looking for employment elsewhere. You're never going anywhere in that business environment, and the business itself is likely never going anywhere positive either. Unemployment sucks (and I've been there), but a dead-end job can be worse (stress in the short-term, and employability in the long term).

      Or, you could get over the IT ego trip and accept that you are one tiny part of the operation.

      Seriously. The risk of putting off a backup, let alone a "wipe and reformat," is not all that high. And even the *impact* of an actual failure is pretty low if key data files are tossed on a network drive, memory stick or other local backup. It's up to the owner to decide if the risk versus cost, including how much his time is worth--and especially at a small company, there's nothing automatically illogical about deciding most employees need to follow policy but his ad-hoc backups are OK.

      There are a handful of situations where I'd agree not doing a backup amounts to professional negligence--customer records, legal documents, etc. Hopefully those aren't on a desktop to begin with, let alone reliant on some new policy to get a backup made in the first place. And in other case, simply make sure (politely) that the everyone is clear on the downsides, remind him every so often, and otherwise work on other things.

    16. Re:meh, keep it simple by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      With an attitude like that, you won't have to worry about having many qualified applicants.

      Seriously if you run a business (I suspect you don't actually) with the attitude of "Nobody ever questions me, or points out anything I might be doing wrong or I fire them on the spot," you'll find that you have a great deal of trouble getting and keeping any talent. That then will translate in to trouble making any money. So you can have an attitude of "I'm king and nobody can say otherwise," but you will likely find yourself as king of a shit heap.

    17. Re:meh, keep it simple by pclminion · · Score: 1

      If a business owner doesn't want to listen to the employees he/she hires, why would he care about hiring qualified applicants?

    18. Re:meh, keep it simple by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Further, BackupPC will automatically email the user saying "It's been n days since your last backup..." and bug them for you. Of course, you can't turn that off without disabling it for the many people who have requested that feature. :)

      Yes you can, BackupPC supports per PC overrides, its great software.

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    19. Re:meh, keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd ask anyone who routinely overrides your authority in the data-protection sphere to sign a form indicating something to the effect that they've been informed of these policies and the potential risks and if it all comes crashing down because they don't listen to you, it's not your fault.

      Yeah right... and then they will ask you to sign a form every month regarding working rules, as a condition to deposit your salary... how nice :-)

      Just approach the boss and say: "We are here to help. Please, help us to help you". Then state the facts and await their feedback.
      If that doesn't work, well you can now reach the conclusion: you can't treat a situation involving morons with a procedural strategy!

      btw. Keeping a log won't hurt either. It is one mroe way to show you actually care for what you do.

    20. Re:meh, keep it simple by icebike · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd ask anyone who routinely overrides your authority in the data-protection sphere to sign a form

      And as you flop that document out for them to sign, also ask if you can leave the building under your own power rather than being manhandled out by security.

      Its time people in IT get over themselves. They don't run the company and they do not tell management what to do with their own computers.

      TFA said "all computers would return to IT to have their contents backed up".

      Really? What CEO in his right mind would turn over the contents of his hard drive to geeks with ink stained pockets?

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    21. Re:meh, keep it simple by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Yes you can, BackupPC supports per PC overrides, its great software.

      ... but you don't tell that to the owners, whom you want to convince to backup!

    22. Re:meh, keep it simple by delinear · · Score: 1

      S/he's probably weighing up the good of the company versus personal inconvenience (and there might be some overlap if they see it as a waste of the time they could be spending more profitably elsewhere). Just because he/she doesn't want to follow every single dictum, it doesn't automatically follow that he/she doesn't want the best possible people for the job. Bad reputations can seriously harm a company's chances of attracting quality employees.

    23. Re:meh, keep it simple by Cyner · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, you're an overworked, underpaid, IT worker for a very small company. And with thinking like 'screw the policy and backups, it's good enough' that's the only place you'll ever be.

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    24. Re:meh, keep it simple by Spectre · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering if you've ever had a job in the real world. I've worked as a contractor, so I've seen a lot of businesses from an inside perspective. Every single one of them, the bosses believe they are above policy and would behave as described in the original post and refuse to acknowledge it officially. This includes major defense contractors, who were the best I've observed at sticking to policy. The higher-ups still felt policy only applied to "everyone else".

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    25. Re:meh, keep it simple by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Further, BackupPC will automatically email the user saying "It's been n days since your last backup..." and bug them for you. Of course, you can't turn that off without disabling it for the many people who have requested that feature. :)

      Yes you can, BackupPC supports per PC overrides, its great software.

      Apologies... the sarcasm tag must have been eaten by the smiley.

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    26. Re:meh, keep it simple by shentino · · Score: 1

      It's also worth remembering that having your employer go bankrupt and unable to meet the payroll is just as bad for you as if they fired you.

      It's like subleasing.

      The economy is the landlord, your boss is the tenant, and you are the subtenant.

      You piss off your boss, you are gone, but if he runs the company into the ground, you're toast anyway.

    27. Re:meh, keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you can have an attitude of "I'm king and nobody can say otherwise," but you will likely find yourself as king of a shit heap.

      And with that, I think you just described about 80% of all private businesses world-wide!

    28. Re:meh, keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two things; Firstly, why not simply send them an e-mail and THEN have a chat with them ("did you get that email? any thoughts", etc)? To me, "here's what we discussed today" emails have had a very patronising, passive-aggressive and/or hostile tone (how could you word one without hitting at least one of these boxes, without dishonestly saying that you're adding more information when really you aren't?).

      Secondly, with regards to your sig - have you worked in multiple union and multiple non-union schools, or one of each, or two-or-more of one and one of the other? I'm not American so I don't have the strange "anti-union" sentiment (maybe American unions are actually rubbish, I don't know), and I'm not against the gist of what you're saying - even staunch libertarianism (the natural enemy of unions) can support unions as a market force that "sells" workers and "buys" workers' rights. But it seems to me that a sample size of 'one' definitely qualifies as "anecdotal" evidence - and although 2 of each isn't exactly scientific either, it's much fairer than 1 of each (and it's fairly unreasonable to expect you to work in more than four places for long enough to form a valid opinion of each).

    29. Re:meh, keep it simple by Cyner · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've been working in IT for 12 years now, and for 4 different companies. One of them is exactly as you described. One day I got a call, the owner dropped his laptop off his desk. Guess who had to send his laptop hard drive to a data retrieval company to the tune of almost $3000 and 4 weeks. He also claims they didn't lose an somewhat major account because of this little misstep, but I would argue it was a major contributing factor.

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  3. Who signs the checks? by ghetto2ivy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they do -- shut up and work around it.

    1. Re:Who signs the checks? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Parent wins the thread. Hack their laptops, and script the fuckers the back themselves up. Sheesh.

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    2. Re:Who signs the checks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who busts blood vessels over the stupid shit that'd otherwise made the company sink in a flaming wreck of fail and in turn allows everyone to earn the fund for all those checks?
      The thankless little guys down the food chain do. Writing the checks never made anyone right and it still isn't relevant in this case. The OP was merely asking for suggestions on how to help them effectively.
      Now unless you have something helpful to say, I'd suggest you shut up.

    3. Re:Who signs the checks? by Ramin_HAL9001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. Data backup is one thing: I'm sure you can find some open source script that automatically syncs the important files with your office's file sever, or you could write your own, and if you have decision making power in the IT department, you can mandate all laptops used within the company have this software installed to ensure data loss is always minimal. Theft is another story. You can't make anyone pick good passwords, the best you can do is scare them into doing the right thing.

    4. Re:Who signs the checks? by madddddddddd · · Score: 0

      how about both of you shut up?

    5. Re:Who signs the checks? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I look at it like this: X tells you that he wants A, but his actions show that he really wants B. Solution? Give him B, because that's what he really wants.

    6. Re:Who signs the checks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You're saying you want me to stop bugging you about backups, but your actions tell me you want me to take this 30" monitor and repeatedly pummel you with it until you're a smear on the office floor..."

      Hmm, I think I see a flaw in your "I'm going to predict what you actually want" approach.

    7. Re:Who signs the checks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And make sure to budget for that 6TB storage array. ;-)

    8. Re:Who signs the checks? by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "Writing the checks never made anyone right and it still isn't relevant in this case."

      You are indisputably wrong about every claim in that sentence.

      "Now unless you have something helpful to say, I'd suggest you shut up."

      Says the idiot AC who is claiming business ownership "isn't relevant".

      Stop posting, even AC.

  4. I don't get it... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So you're going to take my laptop, back it up, reload it and give it to the next guy? I in turn will get someone else's formatted laptop?

    Or are you just trying to say, "we lost a lot of data when someone's laptop failed without proper backup processes in place. So we've decided that everyone needs to regularly connect to the company network and back up their laptop. The owner's of the company never back up their laptop"?

    1. Re:I don't get it... by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 1

      They should just do away with laptops. They are unsecure by definition, and shouldn't be allowed on the network or even inside the building...

    2. Re:I don't get it... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I think it might be the process for when somebody leaves the company and their computer goes to a different person. I got a machine once with a whole lot of personal photos on it. I told the IT manager about it and he said all machines are supposed to be imaged between owners.

      The business may not want to to that (say if they have a temp) because it may cost money per machine.

    3. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are the women hot and the beer always cold in your little dreamland?

    4. Re:I don't get it... by PitaBred · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Actually, unsecure has no definition. Insecure does, though...

    5. Re:I don't get it... by coolgeek · · Score: 1

      So, did you send the other guy some of your images?

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    6. Re:I don't get it... by ajlisows · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am with you as far as the confusion. You they asking all the laptop users to hand their laptops over at certain intervals to be backed up, reformatted, and reallocated? That sounds like the definition of fail, and if I was in charge I would not put up with it.

      Here are my simple tips for discussing backup with people who are generally "too busy" to bother with backups.

      Advise them to keep all their data on the server. When they are working in the office, this should be easy. Word, Excel, or whatever should have the default save to directory be the directory they would save things to on the network. They might say that the data is too important to share with anyone. Create them a network share that only they (and the account used for backing stuff up) can access. When they work away from the Office, ask them just to copy the stuff they did over to the network. They will probably do it anyway after they get sick of having data in two places. Note that this is for the people who are typically in the office.

      For people who are out of office/in satellite offices, create a system that is simple and doesn't require much effort on their part. I bought western digital passport drives and set up their software to automatically backup/sync whenever it is plugged in. I had a talk with these guys and told them to keep in on their desk and plug it in every monday morning if possible. They didn't believe me that their stuff was backed up that easily. You can do this for internal users who refuse to use the network, as well.

      I personally will send out E-Mail messages every two months or so asking those with laptops to "Make sure they have plugged in their backup drives" and "Do a quick check to see if your Antivirus says it is up to date" because there is a virus coming around that could be very deadly. Sometimes it is a little white lie. Sometimes it is the truth. Whatever. The fear of a possible virus seems like a scarier and more immediate threat than a random hard drive crash so they take action. I usually get a response from most of them that gives me an overview "I plugged in my drive last Monday and my virus definitions say they are from today....I'm safe, right?"

      In summary, just do what you can to automate the process and make it simple for users. Don't make them hand over their laptops for several precious hours/days of business. The less effort they have to put forth, the more likely they are to do it.

    7. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're going to take my laptop, back it up, reload it and give it to the next guy? I in turn will get someone else's formatted laptop?

      No, diddly. The laptops are to be backed up. Only when the current user gives up the laptop (gets upgraded to new hardwre or leaves the position/company) will the drive be scraped and refreshed.

    8. Re:I don't get it... by dkf · · Score: 1

      They should just do away with laptops. They are unsecure by definition, and shouldn't be allowed on the network or even inside the building...

      That's an example of a case where business flexibility trumps security. You might not like it, but making everything perfectly secure just guarantees that the company goes down the pan and you find yourself securely out of a job...

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    9. Re:I don't get it... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

      You honestly recommend to your clients/customers that they plug in a HD sitting on their desk? What's to stop someone from just walking up to an temporarily empty cube or unlocked office and walking away with their backup drive? You should assume that anything that isn't locked down (and those security cables can be cut in about 10seconds) can and will be stolen (except those 90s era 21in SUN b/w monitors). There are plenty of solutions for WAN based backups, everyone should have backup agent installed on their PC which dedups and backs up their data to the datacenter. Unless of course your company is too small to have a datacenter and is just a single office, then toss it in the server room with a small autoloader.

    10. Re:I don't get it... by Jalfro · · Score: 1

      No, both are warm, just the way I like them.

    11. Re:I don't get it... by techmage · · Score: 1

      When a person leaves the company, we set a policy to back up all data from their laptop before it is given to a new employee. We had to do this due to a laptop being 'recycled' in this manner and losing a lot of data. We don't want profiles or other data left on that machine so we format it and start with a clean install for security reasons (nothing like finding accounting data on the 'new' salespersons computer.

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    12. Re:I don't get it... by shentino · · Score: 1

      If I were the person in charge of examining that machine I'd be complaining about personal use of company equipment.

    13. Re:I don't get it... by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      The clients that have the external hard drives are guys that are Regional Sales Managers and work out of their homes. They come to the office proper MAYBE twice a year. They spend most of their week traveling to different distributors doing whatever sales reps do. If someone breaks into their home and steals a crappy 120 GB passport drive...fine. They really don't have data that they don't want leaking out. They do however, have data they don't want to lose. One copy on their machine, one copy on a hard drive at home is just fine. And yes, we are a small company.

  5. You don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Quite simply, you don't. I've worked at large banks that do not follow their own rules. IT cannot drive policy if C level executives do not want to follow the policy. If you can get auditors or examiners to force the policy to be followed, then it can work. Otherwise, IT cannot do anything. They will only be seen as chicken little and IT will lose what little standing they have at the company already.

    1. Re:You don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if there's client data/financial imformation at stake there's always the whistle blowing option to make them sit up and take notice. It might seem extreme, but better the media force their hand than they lose fifty thousand clients' credit card details.

  6. Don't be a dumb ass by oldhack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They who have the gold make the rule.

    Your responsibility is to recommend and record your recommendation, and do your job as you can.

    In the end, it is "their" company, not yours. It's the way of capitalism. You don't like that? Change your job.

    For what it's worth, I didn't mean any of this in sarcastic/offensive way. I am being sincere.

    Flip it around and see how you would see things if you were the owner.

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    1. Re:Don't be a dumb ass by aeoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This whole "flip it around" idiom doesn't work well for me. I am a very unusual person. I know if I was an owner, I wouldn't be an ass, I would not only accept criticism, but would solicit it. I would make sure that if the policy doesn't work for me, then it can't work for anyone, but if it works for others, it better work for me too. In other words, if having my computer backed up is too onerous for me, I would assume it was also too onerous for my employees. On the other hand, if something is not a big imposition and has good benefits, I expect everyone, including myself, to follow it. I would basically eat my own dog food.

      Since I am a great person, unlike most business owners, saying "flip it around" just doesn't work for me. I know that if an employee came up to me and criticized me, it wouldn't be a career ending move. But that's just me.

    2. Re:Don't be a dumb ass by asc99c · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me like the situation isn't as you've just described though.

      From the article, my impression was that the IT department came up with this backup policy as a cover your ass approach to avoid getting in trouble if there is another episode of data loss. In fact my thoughts were that it sounds like a good policy for the IT department, but extremely onerous for the staff trying to get real work done, and an expensive overhead to adminster. I'd suspect at a small company (I also work at one), bosses would have a think how much the data loss really cost them versus how much this policy costs and have maybe decided it doesn't add up.

      What significant data are people really taking on the road with them anyway? For people handling contractual emails, you can leave a copy on the server, and backup from there. Contractual documents hopefully live on a central server because multiple people will need access. The laptops probably only contain a couple of weeks of in-progress documents and bits and pieces like that. Losing it would be a pain, but not the end of the world (or company).

    3. Re:Don't be a dumb ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These kinds of people are unusual?

      I'm gonna shoot myself in the face now, thanks.

    4. Re:Don't be a dumb ass by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 1

      >>But that's just me.

      And never forget that :)

    5. Re:Don't be a dumb ass by shentino · · Score: 1

      If I was the owner, and I was like that, then I'd probably find myself shot in the foot by my own stupid policies...and sadly my IT staff would sink with me.

      The smart ones would probably see this coming a mile away and they'd be long gone with better jobs before the rest of the rats drowned.

      Either way, it's my problem and IT can't solve it.

    6. Re:Don't be a dumb ass by shentino · · Score: 1

      Backups are like insurance.

      A net loss in the long run, but in the short run for those (un?)-lucky bastards where it pays off it saves your ass.

  7. Assign it a cost by hedronist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    See if you can assign a value to the data already lost because of their failure to follow the rules. We did a variation of this at Xerox ASD in the 70's and locked Charles Simonyi (yes, that Charles) out of "his" own source code.

    1. Re:Assign it a cost by zifferent · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. So how did that turn out?

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    2. Re:Assign it a cost by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      It put Xerox behind and prevented them from releasing the GUI in 1977, delaying the computer industry and the would-be 2008 CAD design of the first practical flying car. Remember that anal stunt the next time you are stuck in traffic.

    3. Re:Assign it a cost by Gramie2 · · Score: 1

      But it was too late, he had already checked in code with that goddamned "Hungarian Notation", right?

    4. Re:Assign it a cost by haruharaharu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know the knobs driving around your city right now with one hand on the wheel and a cellphone in the other? Imagine them in the air...

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    5. Re:Assign it a cost by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You know the knobs driving around your city right now with one hand on the wheel and a cellphone in the other? Imagine them in the air...

      Exactly. This is the real reason we don't have flying cars: humans can't drive them. Even experienced pilots require a kilometer or more free space around the plane to be safe; close formation flying is risky and regularly results in accidents. A rush hour in a city with millions of vehicles flown by amateurs who're sending text messages at the same time would be like a warzone under heavy artillery bombardment.

      We can already build small and powerful enough engines to make car-sized objects fly just fine; we're just waiting for the AI technology to get to the point where Joe Sixpack doesn't have to (and can't, since you just know that some moron is going to insist on trying to fly himself despite having absolutely no skill whatsoever) have anything more to do with the controls than giving the address/coordinates to fly to.

      Alternatively, allow human control but have the computer override them if you're getting too close to other vehicles, ground or other objects, or ascending/descending too fast, or whatever.

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    6. Re:Assign it a cost by characterZer0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no, you don't understand. I don't want everybody to have a flying car. I just want me to have a flying car.

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    7. Re:Assign it a cost by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      You know the knobs driving around your city right now with one hand on the wheel and a cellphone in the other? Imagine them in the air...

      Yes, and I figure it would take a few months or so for natural selection to work its course. You'd have to seek shelter during that period; but afterward - no cellphone network congestion or traffic jams.

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    8. Re:Assign it a cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flying cars would be piloted by computers, so those "knobs" wouldn't actually have any control, and we'd all be safer. Moreover, the atmosphere is a *lot* bigger than the road space.

      In short, blame the FAA.

    9. Re:Assign it a cost by maxume · · Score: 1

      Then there's the thing where for many people, the $10,000 vehicle that sips fuel is going to a better option than the $100,000 vehicle that guzzles it, even if the latter saves them hundreds of hours a year.

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    10. Re:Assign it a cost by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This is the real reason we don't have flying cars: humans can't drive them. Even experienced pilots require a kilometer or more free space around the plane to be safe; close formation flying is risky and regularly results in accidents. A rush hour in a city with millions of vehicles flown by amateurs who're sending text messages at the same time would be like a warzone under heavy artillery bombardment.
      Be that as it may I don't think that is currently the pressing issue. Yes it would become a problem if large ammounts of the population had flying cars but frankly I don't see that happening anytime soon for other reasons.

      We can already build small and powerful enough engines to make car-sized objects fly just fine
      We can and we call the results "helicopters" and "light aircraft"

      Imo the real problem for a "flying car" is to fit with our existing infrastructure. That means it has to either be able to drive on the road, be able to land anywhere a car can park or preferablly both.

      Helicopters can land in a carpark but need a bit space to be cleared which is only going to happen if it's a medical emergency or a VIP. They are also very expensive both to buy and to run/maintain.

      Conventional light aircraft need a runway to land and can't be taken on the road for both regulatory and practical (wingspan) reasons.

      Roadable aircraft look like a real possibility for reasonablly wealthy people making longer trips but they have been dogged by high costs (including the costs of satisfying two sets of regulators), low demand and the practical issue of how to pack the wings quickly and easilly for road running.

      Jet lifted cars are likely to have even higher running and maintinance costs and be even more dangerous than helicopters.

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    11. Re:Assign it a cost by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      I suppose it would also fix some of the problems with healthcare and unemployment.

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    12. Re:Assign it a cost by hedronist · · Score: 2, Informative

      It turned out just fine. Our "VCS" was a magnetic white board with a grid on it (remember, this was 32 years ago). Every filename had a box. When you checked out a file you put a little colored magnet (we each had our own color) on it. If you wanted a file that was already checked out you put your magnet upside down over the current one and when the person checked it in they would flip yours over, poke their head through the door and say 'foo.h is yours.'

      Charles would sometimes want to make a 'quick fix' and wouldn't bother with the board. You know where this goes ... Person A would have it checked out and be making changes, Charles would grab a copy from the master directory, Person A would check in his changes, and Charles would check his copy in on top of that. Sometimes we wouldn't know about this until we did our Weekly Build and things just didn't work right.

      After this happened about 5 or 6 times the team voted to change the password on the master source directory and Charles always had to have someone else do the checkout/checkin for him. He bitched a little, but he knew he was guilty. I didn't always agree with him (ha! that's an understatement), but if you gave him a strong enough argument he would eventually come around.

    13. Re:Assign it a cost by hedronist · · Score: 1

      Hungarian Notation: at that time, in that context, it worked. We were working in BCPL which has exactly one type: integer. So if the name didn't contain the type information, nothing did. It permitted us to do 'visual typechecking' and it worked pretty well. This was a group of 9 people doing very rapid development and there was an amazing consistency across all of our code. You really could walk into someone else's module and pretty much know what they were doing.

      In certain situations where I feel it will add clarity, I still sometimes use a very lightweight version of it. E.g. in a deeply nested set of loops and ifs where there are lots of 'foo's flying around I'll still use fooFirst, fooNext, etc.

    14. Re:Assign it a cost by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Hopefully flying cars will be computer-controlled. Nothing can go wrong go wrong go wrong go wrong....

  8. ummm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Do you want us to loose important data like last time?"
    "No."
    "Then stop doing that."

  9. Stupid is as stupid does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do I get through to the bosses that when they break with the policies, they are potentially shooting the company in the foot?"

    Tell them that they are shooting the company in the foot when they break company policies.

  10. Figure a better way by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's funny, every year we prepare for auditors, and all we have to do is show them that we have a policy, not that we actually follow the policy. It's really quite hilarious and yet sad at the same time. For instance, we have to show them that we are doing scans of our network looking for vulnerabilities, but all they want is a log with someones name and a date on it. They don't care what was found or that anything was done with the information that we found. They could care less. The sad thing is, the company doing the audit is a very large company. The truth is that most management could care less about policies. Password complexity? Sure, just don't assign it to the management. Screensaver locks after 10 minutes? There better be an exceptions group for the CEO and her secretary. It's really quite sickening really. It's amazing what you can get people to do for you when you're the network admin's boss' boss' boss.

    1. Re:Figure a better way by Splab · · Score: 1

      The audit is quite normal, think of it as insurance - your company can point at them and say, well those big guys said everything was in order - they in turn have probably calculated the risk of something going bad vs. amount of money made with overworked inspectors and come to the conclusion that everything is peachy as it is.

    2. Re:Figure a better way by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "we have to show them that we are doing scans of our network looking for vulnerabilities, but all they want is a log with someones name and a date on it."

      I assume the audit is to pass some sort of accreditation rather than to catch cheats. If so then their job is exacltly what you have described, ie: check the company procedures comply with the standard and ask for evidence that they are being followed.

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    3. Re:Figure a better way by turtleshadow · · Score: 1

      Management that doesn't care about policies is doing nothing for lots of money.

      Management by definition is to direct the operation of the business as set forth by the owners - which takes the form of written policy (in the general sense).

      I know managers get exhausted by the bureaucracy, this is a fact but not an excuse to get out from their responsibility.

      The western model of business is flexible but at some point the roles between owners/managers/workers/customers are there, unavoidable, and necessary for a business to be called a legitimate business.

      Management wants a log with a name/date to demonstrate to themselves or external regulators, the management team hired the right skill and said skill is doing the work being payed for. Really they can't test much deeper, its not their role. Management ought to then hire pen-test experts to aid in assessing quantitive risk to the business processes.

      This is the sad thing: IT Security, imho, is the greatest of cons of the 20th/21st century. You can buy a nice car today for your business that has more safety and security (R&D and road test) than most COTS laptops which just so happen be the accountants way to web browse to the payroll/banking funds which by the way is likely outside of the business intranet or VPN.

      Brian Krebs formerly from the washington post, and others are leading the way to translate IT security lingo into cold hard cash lost to fraud, internal theft, and stolen products & productivity from business for savvy managers.

      You mentioned the phrase screensaver lock. Even this shows that the IT con is persistent. It is no different than saying password.

      Passwords are like locking your house with a big old fashioned shackle padlock that says pick me and forgetting you have windows, a cellar door and a dog door on the backdoor that have a hook or something less for a mechanism.

      Passwords are now some 39+ years old "technology" we the IT community are deficient in not delivering up the next solution that is easy, friendly to use, safe and predictable. Instead we keep whipping dead horses.

      Any real IT solution ought to institute the sacred 3: Something you have, Something you know, something you are as minimal the for authentication. Zero COTS OS institute this. This is a conjob on the public by IT R&D, programmers & hardware manufacturers to sell what is possible and necessary as marked up aftermarket upgrades.

    4. Re:Figure a better way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny, every year we prepare for auditors, and all we have to do is show them that we have a policy, not that we actually follow the policy. It's really quite hilarious and yet sad at the same time. For instance, we have to show them that we are doing scans of our network looking for vulnerabilities, but all they want is a log with someones name and a date on it. They don't care what was found or that anything was done with the information that we found. They could care less. The sad thing is, the company doing the audit is a very large company.

      If you have decent policies and adequate record keeping, then having good logs will mean something unless low level employees with nothing directly to gain are committing criminal fraud regularly and *diligently.* It's the diligent part that seems unlikely.

      Having worked in regulated industries over the years, organizations go lax on the record keeping long before they give up actual attempts to perform their actual job. I'm not saying it's the right way to do an audit--you are supposed to pick some likely examples and drill down as far as you can--but you can usually get a decent assessment of the organization starting with that.

      However, if the audit isn't primarily an IT practices audit, many inspectors will just glance at the records and, if they look sufficiently competent, move into more relevant territory. I don't know your field, so I can't guess if that's the case, or you just get lame, superficial audits.

    5. Re:Figure a better way by asc99c · · Score: 1

      I find things the opposite way here in the UK. All we have to do at audits is show we follow a policy. It seems we can make the policy say anything we like - doesn't have to be sensible; 'Programming is only allowed while wearing a cowboy hat' or something. I've seen the action taken for a non-conformity raised by audits is just to change the policy to match what is done.

      It's not really that daft, there seems to be a template of issues our policies must address. Our policy says printed copies of design documents must have a disclaimer they're probably not up to date (masters are electronic), and that's our own addition. We only get a minor non-conformity for failing to do that. But anything where we stray too far outside the template on for instance change controls, and having a backed up copy of source code currently in production use, that raises more serious issues.

    6. Re:Figure a better way by arethuza · · Score: 1

      A bit like most of the definitions of "quality" that I have seen - doesn't matter if it makes sense or not, all that matters is that you have a process and that you follow it.

    7. Re:Figure a better way by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

      Passwords are now some 39+ years old "technology" we the IT community are deficient in not delivering up the next solution that is easy, friendly to use, safe and predictable. Instead we keep whipping dead horses. Any real IT solution ought to institute the sacred 3: Something you have, Something you know, something you are as minimal the for authentication. Zero COTS OS institute this. This is a conjob on the public by IT R&D, programmers & hardware manufacturers to sell what is possible and necessary as marked up aftermarket upgrades.

      Gotta give this one a big AMEN!

      We keep upping the password "complexity requirements" until passwords are rendered useless. Passwords are so 20th century. It is time to address the problem, not the symptom.

      I have worked in a PKI-enabled environment, and not only is it easier for the user, it can be far more secure.

      It is more expensive to implement than passwords, and things often tend toward the lowest common denominator.

      I'm not so sure about the third factor, though. Something you are cannot be revoked. For most environments two factors are good enough. Certainly better than one factor.

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  11. You don't by DogDude · · Score: 1, Informative

    You don't. You work for them. You make recommendations, but that's as far as it goes. They sign your pay checks, not the other way around. IT isn't a special part of businesses that get to tell the owners what to do. It doesn't work that way.

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  12. Remote Backup by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Use the admin account (and shares; $C, $D, etc...) to map their hard drive remotely to a computer in the networking office. Then, use RSYNC (or SyncToy) to mirror the drive remotely. Once the initial backup is complete, daily or weekly jobs will progress quickly.

    You really have to find a way to work around the guys who are in charge.

    If you want to be a bit more nefarious, start the backup jobs first thing in the morning. When the boss complains his system is slow, do a backup/format/reinstall on his system. Now his system is magically fast again...

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    1. Re:Remote Backup by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 1

      That's great until you find that your backup wasn't as successful as you thought it was...Eek!

    2. Re:Remote Backup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RSYNC? ROBOCOPY would be better.

    3. Re:Remote Backup by TuaAmin13 · · Score: 1

      While I find that plan amazing, can we all think of the simple solution here first?

      ITGUY: "$PHB, Can I have your laptop for an hour sometime today to back up your data? That way, in case your laptop crashes you won't lose all your documents. I promise I'll have it back to you before you leave work."

      When you phrase it like that, he realizes he has something to lose if the computer dies. It could be he doesn't realize how important everything is if his computer was to suddenly not be there. You then take it in the back, ghost it (takes like 15-20 mins top) and give him back the laptop. Sure you have an image and not files, but you can restore it to another laptop (presumably you have a spare) and then pull the individual files off if you really wanted to.

      Try that first, then if for some reason he shoots you down, try the covert operations.

  13. Who do the owners report to? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    Just because I own a few shares of Best Buy doesn't mean I get any special treatment in the stores or edge in getting a job with them. If the owners don't follow the policy, they should be fired by the CEO. Of course, this doesn't work if CEO == Owner.

    1. Re:Who do the owners report to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If CEO=Owner, then its their company and they have the right to screw it up if they wish to. Just like if the stockholders of a corporation decide the organization needs to screw up they have the right to vote the policy in.

    2. Re:Who do the owners report to? by timmarhy · · Score: 1
      No. he said small and he mentions owners. that means this is a small business.

      frankly i'm not sure why this guy cares. if the owners want to do shit that endangers their data then let them unless you think there is a real risk of the business failing because of it. in which case it should be easy to make the case to stop them.

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    3. Re:Who do the owners report to? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      They don't care even if you own more than a few shares of Best Buy when you walk in that door. Even if you own $1 million in BB stock, it won't make a difference how they treat you.

    4. Re:Who do the owners report to? by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Fire the owner? Uhhh... Unless the company has a board of directors, how exactly does one do that? With a firearm?

    5. Re:Who do the owners report to? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Yep, it happens. If there's a minority-share owner and the CEO doesn't like them, they can be fired from their role as employee. Of course, the CEO can be canned if the ousted owner can get a majority of the ownership shares behind them... but there's always been cases of people falling below 50% ownership and being fired by the rest of the ownership.

    6. Re:Who do the owners report to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      frankly i'm not sure why this guy cares. if the owners want to do shit that endangers their data then let them unless you think there is a real risk of the business failing because of it. in which case it should be easy to make the case to stop them.

      1) Because it's his job to care

      2) If management has the authority to disregard policy, they risk exists that they have the power to blame IT for management decisions, and fire the scape goat

    7. Re:Who do the owners report to? by pclminion · · Score: 1

      I would hardly consider it "ownership" if you can be removed like that. A significant stakeholder, even a founder, maybe. But if you can be ousted, you're not an owner.

    8. Re:Who do the owners report to? by shentino · · Score: 1

      The CEO *can* be fired. By the bankruptcy judge.

  14. You've already failed. by Chas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You've created a policy and don't have the owner-level execs onboard?

    That's failure #1 right there. Good policy making for security purposes isn't "And IT saith THUS!". Operating in this kind of vacuum gets your enforcement NO PLACE. Fast!

    You have to involve these people pretty much from the get-go. This way they understand why the policy is in place and have less self-provided incentive to circumvent it.

    And yes, as others have said, a small amount of "horror story" can go a long way too. But only DURING the policy creation process. Afterwards, they look at it as simple justification of an arbitrary policy.

    Right now you guys haven't got a leg to stand on.

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    1. Re:You've already failed. by techmage · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is, they were involved. After the first data loss there was a big meeting (with the consumption of many caffeinated beverages) to go over how to prevent it from happening again. A series of policies they crafted were put into place. Just back at square one I guess.

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  15. Just remind them by tftp · · Score: 1

    As I understand, the policy is about computers that are reused, and the prior data loss occurred because someone quit, and nobody bothered to preserve the data on his computer until it was too late.

    If the owners of the company neglect this rule as they change their own computers, not much you can do or need to do. Just send them a few reminders, and if you hear nothing back, desist. It's their company after all.

    The owners may want to do that if the computers were used for storing some confidential information. Such a backup cannot be stored on your shelf among books and other assorted DVDs. If the owners know what they are doing, they perform backup of those computers themselves, and keep the media at home.

    1. Re:Just remind them by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "The owners may want to do that if the computers were used for storing some confidential information. Such a backup cannot be stored on your shelf among books and other assorted DVDs. If the owners know what they are doing, they perform backup of those computers themselves, and keep the media at home"

      That's a very good point, it's quite likely that the owners know exactly what they are doing and why they are doing it. You won't get far in business by blindly trusting everyone who works for you.

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    2. Re:Just remind them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You equally don't get very far blindly assuming your boss has the faintest clue what's going on. Unless those backups are in a SAFE at home, they're far less secure than being locked up at work.

    3. Re:Just remind them by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Woosh? - I'm talking about knowing they are keeping sensitive bussiness information SAFE from the prying eyes of curious admin staff. There is more to protecting some kinds of data than simply backing it up.

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    4. Re:Just remind them by techmage · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately no such backup schedule exists. I'm planning on setting up automated backups when the computers attach to the network. Now I just need to get them to pay for the drive space.

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  16. You don't by msuzio · · Score: 1

    You need to give up caring. Seriously, if they, as the owner(s), want to be idiots... well, so be it. Realize that (as with many business owners) they aren't really all that sharp, don't commit to this company any further than the short term, and keep your resume up to date for the time when they finally screw up really bad.

    I've seen it all at this point. The small business owners that are smart, honest, and have reasonable common sense are few and far between. Your complaints don't surprise me at all; while I admire your dedication and desire to do the right thing, I think this is an exercise in frustration. Let them make their own mistakes, and maybe they'll wise up eventually. If they don't, don't let it be your problem.

  17. Ask why. by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    Ask why they're not following the policies. If the policies are onerous (they usually are) then you're wasting your breath asking that they be followed. Instead, rearchitect the policies so that you maximize their effectivenes -short of- getting in the way of the work.

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  18. Pretty much the best way by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean you can't make the owners do anything. They own it, it is theirs to do with as they please. They could close up shop tomorrow for no reason if they wanted. So you can't force them to do as they should. Likewise, nagging them could be a bad career move. So the best thing is a CYA. Have something that says they understand the risks of not following the policy more or less. Then, if shit does break you should be covered. They'll either realize that they made a mistake and be fine, or they'll come looking to blame you and you can pull out the document and say "We made sure to inform you of the risks and you signed off saying you understood them and that it was up to you if you chose not to follow them."

    That's the best you can do.

    1. Re:Pretty much the best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Meanwhile, back in the real world:

      Owner : IT Guy IT Guy, my data is gone! Save me
      IT Guy : Well here we have this release I made you sign last month that clearly said that if you lost any data it was your own damn fault.

      Owner : He's a post it with the words "you're fired on it". Now take your arrogant self-righteous ass out of my office.

    2. Re:Pretty much the best way by societyofrobots · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I remember in 2003 I worked for a non-profit where I managed all IT software (but not hardware). I noticed that various employees were storing large files onto the server. Not a big deal, but we only had about 3 months left of harddrive space at the current upload rate.

      I informed my boss several times, telling him if we didn't expand memory, everything will crash - including email for all 40 employees.

      Well, he didn't act, everything crashed, and apparently they had a several day 'emergency' until they remembered what I told him.

      Point is, I protected myself by having multiple talks with my boss on the situation before it happened.

    3. Re:Pretty much the best way by nine-times · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not only is it true tat you can't make the owners do anything, but it's even very possible that doing the right thing isn't necessarily going to protect you. You could follow very sensible procedures and CYA with all kinds of documentation, and if the owners are petty and childish enough, they might still fire you or at least make your life a living hell.

      That said, I think it's important that you find a way to be very very clear with the owners about what you believe the consequences to their actions will be. Do it in writing if possible. Be polite and respectful, but don't be subtle. The more vague you are, the more likely it is that they'll hear what they want to hear and ignore what they don't want to hear. Be as clear as possible without incurring their wrath. If you have to, be repetitive and say the same exact thing 5 different ways, but make sure that they understand how their bad actions put the future of your company in jeopardy.

      Also understand that they might not like you afterwards. I've known a number of small business owners who were manipulative and petty and they couldn't tolerate anyone pointing out their flaws or telling them they're wrong. If they were willing to let someone else tell them what to do, they would have gotten a job working for someone else instead of running their own business. Even though you're trying to do the right thing, you might be burning bridges. Make sure it's worth it.

    4. Re:Pretty much the best way by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rubbing their nose in it with a useless disclaimer is not going to end well. Presumably the policy has been written down, meaning the owners have authorised the policy either explicitly or by delegation, therefore his arse is already covered if HE follows it. You can respectfully remind the owners of their own policy but provided no laws are broken they are free to make and break policy as they see fit, employees do not have the same privlages.

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    5. Re:Pretty much the best way by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      Don't ask them to sign "do you understand" document, it is probably the most career limiting move you can ever do.

      Have a "common policy for all employers" approved by the owners. You can say "you are not following it, which means probably no-one else is either when they find out", but don't nag. Beyond that, there is nothing you can do.

    6. Re:Pretty much the best way by fsterman · · Score: 1

      I agree with the parent, do you really want to work with these people? Anyone who isn't smart enough to follow their own privacy and security policies isn't smart enough to run a company. I would threaten to quit, personally. -Zach

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    7. Re:Pretty much the best way by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They'll either realize that they made a mistake and be fine, or they'll come looking to blame you and you can pull out the document and say "We made sure to inform you of the risks and you signed off saying you understood them and that it was up to you if you chose not to follow them."

      The only thing you'd get out of such a document is protection from them suing you after they fire you! I'd suggest this:

      1) Write an email to them, indicating your concerns about the safety of the data, and how they need to adhere to the protocol in order to protect themselves. Be very nice about it, and indicate that you are confused as to how you should proceed after meeting X...

      2) They'll reply with something or other. Print both emails off, WITH FULL HEADERS included. File those someplace offsite, perhaps at home.

      Why would you need everything signed in triplicate? That's just intimidating, and likely to engender mistrust. These are your bosses! They're nice enough to hire you, provide you with a living wage, and ask you to solve their problems - be nice enough to respect their position and wishes. And even if they are vindictive, you just need enough to show good faith effort on your part.

      In my experience with things legal, the law isn't interested in the fine grains of the contract, they're interested in what you actually agreed to. At least in California, verbal contracts are OK so long as they are substantiated by actions or supporting evidence, and the courts have already ruled that email is sufficient evidence of an agreement/contract, so anything more is just a formality. But if you get all weird on them, it's a good possibility you'll just lose your job.

      Of course, if you are really worried, IANAL, go hire a lawyer, blah blah. But IMHO, if you do, you'll probably just end up fired.

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    8. Re:Pretty much the best way by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

      IT Guy: That's fine. You'll be hearing from my lawyer, and by this time next year I'll own your company.

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    9. Re:Pretty much the best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who isn't smart enough to follow their own privacy and security policies isn't smart enough to run a company.

      You're significantly over estimating the requirements to own a company. It doesn't take an infallible super-genius - millions of normal, every day dumb asses do well for themselves by owning their own companies.

      Doing stupid shit like not following their own policy will keep them from growing into a huge behemoth like IBM or GE, but they'll probably do okay for themselves anyway.

    10. Re:Pretty much the best way by JorDan+Clock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or not. Many states are At-Will Employment. The employer can let you go at any time for any reason (aside from illegal discrimination) and in exchange you can leave at any time without repercussions (other than a loss of a positive reference.). IT Guys lawyer would tell him to find a new job instead of paying for legal advice on such a stupid subject.

    11. Re:Pretty much the best way by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

      I mean you can't make the owners do anything. They own it, it is theirs to do with as they please.

      Not quite. By law, the owners don't own anybody's credit card info, and they sure as hell can't do with it as they please. CardSystems tried that, and it got them shut down as an independent corporation.

    12. Re:Pretty much the best way by Calinous · · Score: 1

      That's the best thing to do - if the owners want to follow the rules, they will (with just a little bit of "help"). If they don't, putting them against the wall by making them sign some disclaimer or so, is bad for you in both the long and the short term.

    13. Re:Pretty much the best way by geminidomino · · Score: 0

      IT Guy: That's fine. You'll be hearing from my lawyer, and by this time next year I'll own your company.

      I see our hero is unfamiliar with the concept of "at-will" employment.

    14. Re:Pretty much the best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a company owner who has been guilty of the above...

      a) company owners often have *everything* (and I mean *everything*) locked up in this company. They have often mortgaged their house to get this thing off the ground (we call it skin in the game). You can walk away and get a new job anytime, no debts, no problem. They can't. If the company folds, they own the debt. They can't get a new job because of the amount of money locked up in this asset.

      b) cut them some slack - they really do want the best for the company. See a) above.

      c) explain to them what the risk is and potential loss. See a) above. You will usually get a good hearing.

    15. Re:Pretty much the best way by oheso · · Score: 1

      The only thing you'd get out of such a document is protection from them suing you after they fire you!

      You say that like it's a bad thing ...

    16. Re:Pretty much the best way by Kikuchi · · Score: 1

      These are your bosses! They're nice enough to hire you, provide you with a living wage, and ask you to solve their problems - be nice enough to respect their position and wishes.

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    17. Re:Pretty much the best way by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Yeah, agreed - don't make it a "rub your nose in it" kind of deal or make it a big production under any circumstances. Be friendly, respectful, and slightly deferential... just push back a little when they're putting you into an awkward position. Ask what your real priorities are, explain what that means to them, explain the inconsistencies you're facing, offer to do whatever you need, offer to leave it in an inconsistent state... just so long as they can make it clear, in that case, what exactly is going on meets with their approval.

      Heck, do it up as an exemption form. "X has been determined to have a business need to bypass this security, signed, X."

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    18. Re:Pretty much the best way by afidel · · Score: 1

      Or he could live in one of the 11 states (including the most populace, California) that have implied-in-law provisions covering employment. In fact over 20% of the US workforce is covered by such laws which require just cause for termination.

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    19. Re:Pretty much the best way by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      And some companies are not even IN the 'state!

      Every time I read a thread that highlight how many American companies can treat their employees, I'm glad I live in Europe.

      In most European countries (NL & UK for example), if an employee is dismisse without reasonable cause (after working for certain period, say 2 years (UK)), then the employer will normally be liable to pay compensation.

      Thus documenting your boss is noncompliant and uncoperative is important.

    20. Re:Pretty much the best way by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Or he could live in one of the 11 states (including the most populace, California) that have implied-in-law provisions covering employment. In fact over 20% of the US workforce is covered by such laws which require just cause for termination.

      Which leaves just under 80% who only require that said termination is not for some "protected" reason.

    21. Re:Pretty much the best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Even in an at-will employment state, you get unemployment insurance benefits if you are "laid off" from a salaried job while you are not supposed to get unemployment if you were fired for cause.
      I'm not sure how much companies manage to fight back when fired employees lie and say they were laid off, but it wouldn't hurt to have a document or two on your side if it came up.

    22. Re:Pretty much the best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a communist you insensitive clod!

    23. Re:Pretty much the best way by Shikaku · · Score: 1

      Then why aren't you laughing?

    24. Re:Pretty much the best way by jabuzz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The reasonable period is 12 months in the UK, just like the rest of the EU. It's all working time directive related. The Labour government revoked out opt out of the working time directive over a decade ago.

      Also if the employer is deemed to be firing people at say 11 months to avoid this rule they will be done. I am not a lawyer but my brother is an employment tribunal judge, and you do pick up lots over the years.

    25. Re:Pretty much the best way by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      And if you find yourself working for someone like this then it doesn't matter either way since they'd fire you if you tried to make them backup and fire you when they lose their data or when they spill coffee on themselves and want to fire someone.

      So the best advice is still CYA.
      In any decent environment written proof that you did your job and told your boss of the risks is a very good CYA and only in very very few cases is it a bad thing.

    26. Re:Pretty much the best way by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      2) They'll reply with something or other. Print both emails off, WITH FULL HEADERS included. File those someplace offsite, perhaps at home.

      Taking sensitive corporate documents off site, unsecured, for personal use? That's a sackable offence, my lad. Might even be against Data Protection... That's a criminal matter.

      Don't give shit advice.

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    27. Re:Pretty much the best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everyone who laughs is a communist" != "Everyone who is a communist laughs"

    28. Re:Pretty much the best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's with this new culture of corporate appeasement? what are we? employees or serfs?

    29. Re:Pretty much the best way by mcvos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That said, I think it's important that you find a way to be very very clear with the owners about what you believe the consequences to their actions will be. Do it in writing if possible. Be polite and respectful, but don't be subtle. The more vague you are, the more likely it is that they'll hear what they want to hear and ignore what they don't want to hear. Be as clear as possible without incurring their wrath. If you have to, be repetitive and say the same exact thing 5 different ways, but make sure that they understand how their bad actions put the future of your company in jeopardy.

      Also understand that they might not like you afterwards. I've known a number of small business owners who were manipulative and petty and they couldn't tolerate anyone pointing out their flaws or telling them they're wrong.

      So don't tell them they're wrong, tell them they're important. Tell them their work is also important, and therefore it needs to be backed up regularly, protected with the best anti-virus stuff, whatever. Don't make it sound like a chore, make it sound like you're doing it especially for them. Because they and their work is really that important.

      How are they going to reply to that? Say that their work is not important? Not likely.

    30. Re:Pretty much the best way by invisik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. Sounds more like you should me sending resumes then trying to convince the bosses of something they do not care about. Typically, something bad has to happen until everyone is on board. And it has to affect the bottom line.

      I would approach with a very automated backup system. Something that requires no interaction on their part, that is invisible to them. Like a CrashPlan or Data Deposit Box account. Set it to backup all their main folders and some other places where files might land by accident. It's cheap protection. They even send you e-mail alerts if the backup agent hasn't communicated in a week so you know something is not working, without having to take their laptop from them all the time.

      No backup system is perfect, but there are certain tools for certain situations that make it better. And no one will sign anything to release you of liability, you're an employee. Besides, that's hurting the company, not helping it.

      -m

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    31. Re:Pretty much the best way by clodney · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Meanwhile, back in the real world:

      Owner : IT Guy IT Guy, my data is gone! Save me
      IT Guy : Well here we have this release I made you sign last month that clearly said that if you lost any data it was your own damn fault.

      Owner : He's a post it with the words "you're fired on it". Now take your arrogant self-righteous ass out of my office.

      You know what? If it goes down that way, leaving is really your only option. The company is clearly too dysfunctional for you to be happy/successful, so why torture yourself? Move on, and call it a learning experience.

      Life is too short to work in a job that sucks. Yes, being unemployed sucks too, so better to go on terms of your own choosing. But if your boss is determined to be an asshat there is very little you can do to change that.

    32. Re:Pretty much the best way by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned earlier, firing at will doesn't mean firing for any reason. You can fire anyone at any time if you determine at your discretion that you don't them doing their job anymore. You can't fire someone for no reason, then hire someone else to keep doing their job. If that happens, that's a slam dunk illegal termination case.

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    33. Re:Pretty much the best way by KraftDinner · · Score: 1

      Or he could live nowhere near the US and work at companies that have to adhere to sane laws.

    34. Re:Pretty much the best way by nine-times · · Score: 1

      So don't tell them they're wrong, tell them they're important.

      Sure, that's a good strategy. Still, I've known business owners who wouldn't let you get through that speech, but would just cut you off and say, "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing," or "Stop blowing this out of proportion. This stuff really isn't important." And I'm not talking about situations where the IT guy is being paranoid, I'm talking about things like backing up critical work files, installing antivirus software, or making it so not *every* employee has full local and domain access. Some people just won't understand the importance of backing up their data until their entire business goes under because a hard drive went bad.

      You're right that sometimes it's about approaching things the right way, but at other times... there might just not be a "right way". You might just need to learn to pick your battles and learn when to walk away.

    35. Re:Pretty much the best way by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Which is great for him, but makes his smug comeback completely inapplicable to anyone who is not so lucky.

    36. Re:Pretty much the best way by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Don't ask them to sign "do you understand" document, it is probably the most career limiting move you can ever do.

      Actually, I think the career limiting move is working for an idiot boss/owner in the first place.

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    37. Re:Pretty much the best way by shentino · · Score: 1

      If the ship is sinking, get into a lifeboat.

      The captain always goes down with his ship. The only question is how many of the crew make it out alive.

    38. Re:Pretty much the best way by shentino · · Score: 1

      Your british accent and jargon brings up a valid point.

      Know the fucking law.

      And it might not be ye olde american system you're dealing with.

    39. Re:Pretty much the best way by shentino · · Score: 1

      In the present economy where employees are a dime a dozen, what's the difference?

    40. Re:Pretty much the best way by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      Disagree, strongly. The owner must have used the computer the way s/he likes for ages. It is very hard for him to change the behaviour for extremely unlikely event (one that has never happened to him).

      Sure the owner understand the situation, but ... I do not know a single person who has worked according to the company rules to the last dot - as long as there have been any rules.

    41. Re:Pretty much the best way by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Or he could live in one of the 11 states (including the most populace, California) that have implied-in-law provisions covering employment. In fact over 20% of the US workforce is covered by such laws which require just cause for termination.

      As a practical matter this only means you will be "laid-off" rather than fired, no matter how badly you fuck up. (And are therefore eligible for unemployment.) It does not mean you can debate your way into keeping your job.

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  19. Policies have to be convenient for the users by kabloom · · Score: 1

    Your network policies have to be convenient for the users (including the business owners). If the perceive something as being so inconvenient that they're tempted to circumvent it, you as the IT department are obligated to come up with something more convenient.

    If the problem isn't one of convenience (but sneaking around and trying to actively evade backups), then you've got bigger problems.

    1. Re:Policies have to be convenient for the users by deniable · · Score: 1

      I've found if you make it easy to comply and harder to violate, policies are a lot more successful.

    2. Re:Policies have to be convenient for the users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you know whats really inconvenient ? passwords, who needs them !

  20. You don't, So CYA by cmholm · · Score: 1

    What the parent said... if they won't follow the policy (and they don't have to). I don't know if the owners are straight shooters or not, so I don't know what happens if the SHTF. Will they pin the blame on IT? It'd sure be nice to have an email or written memo where they had signed off on the policy. It won't save you from getting fired if they're looking for scapegoats, but it might save your reputation while looking for another job.

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  21. Reassess your place in the universe, techmage. by victim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What makes you think the owner's information should be available to you in the IT department?

    1. Re:Reassess your place in the universe, techmage. by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the owner's information should be available to you in the IT department?

      If anything goes wrong, who does the owner expect will make his data automagically rise from any proverbial ashes?
      GeekSquad?

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    2. Re:Reassess your place in the universe, techmage. by tftp · · Score: 1

      If anything goes wrong, who does the owner expect will make his data automagically rise from any proverbial ashes? GeekSquad?

      I know that you weren't serious about Geek Squad, but there is nothing strange if the owner of the company uses an outside consultant to take care of his notebook, if he can't do it himself. Backups are easy these days, buy a terabyte USB drive and it comes with a backup software. You don't even need to select what you back up - choose to backup the whole laptop, incrementally, on each connect, and the job is done. It's not like laptops are sold only to companies with IT staff.

      There can be plenty of confidential data on an owner's laptop - personal data of employees, his business emails, his documents, QuickBooks, taxes, maybe his PGP keyrings... plenty of reasons to not give it to a hired help. The admin should instead focus on running the other 20-30 computers in the company, that contain only production data that is not that secret.

    3. Re:Reassess your place in the universe, techmage. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have full access to any and all data on the network. Finance, HR, Medical... Everything. I am trusted not to abuse that access. Does policy cover what I can and can't access? It doesn't matter; I don't access what I don't need to.

      If there's a trust issue between the boss and his employees, someone should be looking for a new job, or at least assessing their loyalties.

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    4. Re:Reassess your place in the universe, techmage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is absolutely correct. They don't want you to have access to what they know. In large companies the directors have their own admin staff and email systems to keep their data away from the regular employees.

      What would you do in their position? Besides, they don't what you archiving their porn.

    5. Re:Reassess your place in the universe, techmage. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because we already have access to that data. If you don't trust US with that data, then you have bigger issues.

      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    6. Re:Reassess your place in the universe, techmage. by techmage · · Score: 2, Informative

      In this instance, it is not an owner's computer. They took a sales machine with client data and just gave it to a new hire. No log in changes, no information scouring, etc. When we backup the owners machines, it is done to external drive and they are given the drive. However, we don't get the opportunity to those backups very much.

      --


      - We dream of the stars. Now let us return to them.
  22. I hate arrogant admins. by COMON$ · · Score: 1
    What are you an admin noob or something? You cant. You are IT, you are SUPPORT STAFF, you do what you can to create policies and safeguard against disaster. The owners do not report to you, you are not their boss, if they want to take a torch to your server room because they feel cold they can. Just as pretty much every post at this point has made, suck it up and do your job. When you own your own company you can force people whichever way you want but until then, see the above posts.

    Which brings up a pet peeve here, what is the deal with IT people who think they run the company? As an IT admin I spend most of my time figuring out how to work WITH people who bring in the cash. I spend my time asking people what I can do to make their job better rather than the usual "You should be doing X, Y or Z because I said so".

    Our job as admins is to be there when crap hits the fan, and do what we can to prevent it when prudent. But most of my policies aren't based on the behavior of humans. That is asking for disaster, you plan around what you CAN control, remote backups are a cinch, password policies are a cinch, Cryptography is free, and all of these don't require user intervention. If the boss says he doesn't want to do one then you smile and say fine with me sir/madam just explain the consequences and let them decide if it is worth it. If they say yes then you do it, you don't fight them.

    --
    CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
    1. Re:I hate arrogant admins. by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If they won't come to you, go to them and do your job at their convenience, not according to some policy set by a subordinate.

      And here is a bonus -- you will create the impression of being a useful, dedicated employee rather than that of a peevish dweeb who doesn't know his place in the pecking order.

    2. Re:I hate arrogant admins. by realmolo · · Score: 1

      You're right, but IT still needs to cover their own asses. That's where the "control freak" attitude stems from.

      IT knows what kinds of things are going to cause problems, and they want to prevent them. If management doesn't want to do those things, that's fine, but management then needs to sign off on it. They need to KNOW that IT is not going to take responsibility when the shit hits the fan. Of course, that doesn't mean they won't blame IT, and likely fire some of the IT team. Someone has to take the fall, and it sure isn't going to be management.

      The real problem is that at most companies, the "higher-ups" don't really care if the company is sued into oblivion. They're still going to be rich, and they'll just start another company or get an equally high-paying job somewhere else. Management fails upward. It's everyone else that is out of a job.

    3. Re:I hate arrogant admins. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Amen.

      Toward the end of last spring I was really beginning to get frustrated with the owners of the company for which I work. I'm in charge of a small 3-person IT dept (including myself). We do it all: servers, website, programming, network, desktop support, software, printers, etc. We are overworked to begin with. And there are some VERY important 'big picture' items we need to be concentrating on.... but they have me focused on short-term things and constantly changing direction. They were making decisions that I KNOW were the wrong decisions. It was REALLY starting to stress me out.

      Then, one day I realized... THEY own the company. If they want to run it into the ground there's not a darn thing I can do to stop it. All I can do (as long as I'm working there) is show up and do the best job I can with what I've got... and communicate what I think the priorities should be from my chair. If they don't listen to me - and it all blows up someday - It's NOT my fault. It all has to do with giving up control.... which can be a very healthy thing spiritually and psychologically.

    4. Re:I hate arrogant admins. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Then, one day I realized... THEY own the company. If they want to run it into the ground there's not a darn thing I can do to stop it. All I can do (as long as I'm working there) is show up and do the best job I can with what I've got... and communicate what I think the priorities should be from my chair. If they don't listen to me - and it all blows up someday - It's NOT my fault. It all has to do with giving up control.... which can be a very healthy thing spiritually and psychologically.

      So, you're basically saying that...

      Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird
      Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    5. Re:I hate arrogant admins. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't just give them problems give them options.
      Here is a threat here are the options, including doing nothing, to mitigate the risk.
      Cover every reasonable option from zero to hero.
      Cover how small step could lead to better measures down the road, which one road block them.

      Put it all writing send it with a meeting request.
      It's their business let them understand the value of the risk and pick a number they think matches.
      You'll never delete the risk, your boss wants to know your looking out for the companies interest.

    6. Re:I hate arrogant admins. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which brings up a pet peeve here, what is the deal with IT people who think they run the company?

      Get a sense of perspective, you haughty asshole.

      No one said he thinks he owns the company. What this guy wants is no different from the guy in charge of security wants when he tells people not to block the outside doors open with a rock when they goes out to lunch.

    7. Re:I hate arrogant admins. by metacell · · Score: 1

      No, he's not saying you should believe anything is alright. He's saying you should realise it's not your problem.

    8. Re:I hate arrogant admins. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      No, he's not saying you should believe anything is alright. He's saying you should realise it's not your problem.

      Which is the exact fucking point of the quoted lyrics.

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    9. Re:I hate arrogant admins. by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      I wasn't inferring the guy was one of the IT admins in question, I was just referring to the number of admins out there that are looking at this question and overstep their bounds. IT encompasses pretty much all of the company but that doesnt mean we run it.

      Yes I am a security specialist, yes I am very experienced, yes I wish that the real world would meet up with security dreams but it doesnt. Call me a pragmatist, that is how I run security.

      --
      CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
    10. Re:I hate arrogant admins. by shentino · · Score: 1

      All the higher ups care about is soaking up the moolah then moving on.

      It isn't even capitalism anymore.

      The one who has the gold makes the rules.

      The one who makes the rules...KEEPS THE GOLD!!!

    11. Re:I hate arrogant admins. by cmdrwhitewolf · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting how you consider doing *the right thing* as "arrogant". I think it's the other way around - it's the c-level's who being arrogant in thinking that their above the rules. And since when is something like that being a team player?

      --
      [Now, I'm off to lift my le... Um, visit... at another place.]
    12. Re:I hate arrogant admins. by cmdrwhitewolf · · Score: 1

      Then, one day I realized... THEY own the company. If they want to run it into the ground there's not a darn thing I can do to stop it. All I can do (as long as I'm working there) is show up and do the best job I can with what I've got... and communicate what I think the priorities should be from my chair. If they don't listen to me - and it all blows up someday - It's NOT my fault. It all has to do with giving up control.... which can be a very healthy thing spiritually and psychologically.

      So, you're basically saying that...

      Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird

      Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away

      Yep, that's exactly what a lot of people are saying. And what it translates to is more people not doing the right things.

      I seen these kind of rationalizations before, and not surprisingly they were from the Nazi flunkies who cared more *about their job* than what they were *doing on the job*.

      Sound a little familiar? That's why more corporations are acting like sociopaths recently, because more are following this mentality. And we're just beginning to experience some of the consequences as a society. (Can you say loused up economy with C-levels getting bonuses while others get pink slips to pay for those bonuses?)

      --
      [Now, I'm off to lift my le... Um, visit... at another place.]
  23. Loose bits sink ships. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    I once worked for a company that had a direct competitor next door and didn't realize they next to each other and were sharing the same lunch room worker, who just happened to be the twin sister of the pricing manager of the shop I worked for. When we in the IT room figured out what was happening... we gave incorrect information to the women and drove our competitors into bankruptcy. For her involvement in the mess, that pricing manager was demoted. And because I had developed the pricing system to become efficient enough that they only needed one person operating it instead of two, that former pricing manager was laid off. Suddenly, the lunch room lady was able to spend double the time in the kit... wait a second, they're twins and the laid off worker was now cooking lunch!

    Basically, your business-side staff have the keys to know what's going on with the business, and lunchroom chatter just could be intercepted. When they work in concert... that's trouble.

    The story gets much much weirder after that, but that'd be TMI.

    1. Re:Loose bits sink ships. by Kyont · · Score: 1

      The story gets much much weirder after that, but that'd be TMI.

      Dear Penthouse Forum,

      While ordering lunch one day, I mentioned my recent promotion to the two tall, buxom identical twins giggling and gossiping behind the counter...

      --
      You shall see a cow on the roof of a cotton house.
  24. Well by honestmonkey · · Score: 1

    Use Linux
    Emacs, that always works
    Buy a Mac
    Switch to Windows 7
    Switch back to Window XP
    Just quit and find another job
    Keep a documentation trail to CYA
    Smile and nod, smile and nod
    You're doing it wrong anyway
    Laptops? Nobody needs a laptop!
    Backups? Nobody needs a backup!
    Why is the CEO such a jerk? All CEOs are jerks
    I worked at a company once with this exact same problem and here what I did: Nothing
    I worked at a company once with this exact same problem and here what I did: Showed the CEO a better way
    I worked at a company once with this exact same problem and here what I did: Got fired, so just shut up
    I worked at a company once only we didn't have computers
    Ask Slash-Dot, they'll know what to do ... oh, wait...

    --
    Everything you know is wrong, Just forget the words and sing along.
  25. sociopaths by digsbo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It has been shown (I can't google the study right now) that people in senior management have a much higher incidence of sociopathic and psychopathic behavior than the general population. If your management insists on rules for others that they don't follow themselves, and consciously flout, they may fall into that group. In that case, keep your resume and interview skills up-to-date.

    1. Re:sociopaths by metacell · · Score: 2, Informative

      People break rules they pay lip-service to all the time. Like cheating in games, evading taxes, and so on. It doesn't take a sociopathic mind, it just takes some ability to rationalise.

    2. Re:sociopaths by metacell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unless you mean they CAME UP WITH the rules on their own initiative, and then flouted them. That would be more than a little weird.

    3. Re:sociopaths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the sociopathic IT department behavior of "You have to have a less functional computer with lockdowns and virus scan because I SAID SO"

    4. Re:sociopaths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's no sociopathic at all, it's keeping your system running for a long time, without your passwords, bank accounts, personal and company data getting leaked out, becoming a trojan and a bot net. Turns out, we actually have reasons why we do that stuff.

    5. Re:sociopaths by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Yea, shareholder value and agency theory certainly didn't help. Particularly the assumption of "homo economicus" has been the most harmful from what I read.

  26. You will never train users, forget that and die. by webweave · · Score: 1

    Only if you find a way that does not involve requiring the user to do anything. "Auto something thingy", hey you're the IT guy figure it out.

  27. You don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its their frigging company; that's why they're called the "owners". If they want to violate THEIR policies then they can.

    If you're publicly traded and the policy in question has audit implications, there might be a plausible case that even the majority shareholders should follow along out of fiduciary duty.

    if its a private firm though (which it sounds like it is), then the purpose of the policy is to protect the OWNER'S investment in data. If they don't want to take the time out to get their laptop backed up, that's entirely their prerogative as the OWNER. If they want to walk down to the computer room and start juggling chain saws, they can do that too.

  28. Re: Getting Company Owners To Follow Their Own Rul by JoeMirando · · Score: 1

    Screw 'em. I fought the same fight for 18 years. Finally I would simply back up the necessary data myself and lecture them without mercy each time (about every 5 weeks on average) they opened a script-containing email or virus loading website. Then I would take my own sweet time cleaning the machine(s) and restoring the required data... Not that I'd dog it, of course, I just wouldn't kill myself to make sure the a-hole boss could check weather.com to see if he'd need an umbrella on the golf course... so he and/or his dribbling idiot sons (He only bought the place so that they wouldn't have jobs requiring paper hats and extensive use of the phrase "Would you like fries with that?") would have plenty of time to complain about people not following the rules (it was ALWAYS someone else's fault, ya know). Hard to believe I've been looking for a job for 3 years now, huh? [chuckle]

  29. Sell your idea by netfoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Understand that the owner(s) are a peer group and have their own dynamic. It's their company, not yours. If they liked following orders, they'd be employees not owners.
    1. Identify the group dynamic (is there a 'holdout', and 'alpha geek')?
    2. Identify the objections to your proposed solution.
    3. Ask them what their ideal solution(s) would be for this problem.
    4. Customize and provide a solution to them.

    Don't ...
    * rely on the owners having a conversation amongst themselves. If you want to meet with them, meet with all of them at once.
    * rely on the owners to convince each other. They may be reluctant to engage each other.
    * just talk to people that agree with you. If you do, you're certainly missing the core argument that will shoot down your idea behind closed doors.

    You'll probably have to buy new gear and set it up. Desktops can be great. Most people don't like to take work home and lug laptops around anyway.

    1. Re:Sell your idea by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Precisely, I wish I had mod points.

      If the owners don't like the policy and you are convinced that there is company-critical data on their machines, request a 10 minute meeting. Explain the problem as it stands in terms of data loss and find out if there is a back-up strategy that is more palatable to them.

    2. Re:Sell your idea by hmckee · · Score: 1

      Where are my mod points when I need them? This post is right on.

      I'm a little suspicious as to why the computers need to return to IT for backup and reformatting. Sounds like they need a better tool for backups. The higher ups might have a really good reason to not follow this policy.

  30. Be Reasonable by Green+Salad · · Score: 1

    Here's some perspective. Owners are people too and their personality and circumstances vary. I've been in both roles. Be respectful of their time. Owners/entrepreneurs/execs are used to optimizing their own time and taking calculated risks. Find out why they don't follow the rules and don't get irritated at the answer.

    I've broken rules and procedures (filling out time cards, backups, etc) when the "opportunity cost" was too high and it was my prerogative to make that decision. (I could complete my time card and expense report on time, or, complete the $4.5m deal on time but not both.

    As sysadmin, I occasionally sidestepped my own IT security policies because that's often the prerogative of a sysadmin. (Unless he's focused on being more of an anal "rules-oriented" bureaucrat rather a pragmatic sysadmin.)

    Other times I was the entrepreneur and my own IT guy built a stupid ineffective system of controls and I had enough background to know it was stupid, but needed to wait to raise it in a gentle (coaching/mentoring) way because the guy was a bit sensitive if you were blunt with him.

    Sometimes owners are just jerks. Sometimes they just have a situation they have to handle and backups are the least of their worries.

    I'm wondering...why do they have to do their own backups? Can't you set up something unobtrusive that performs incremental encrypted backups to the internet? Are they concerned about privacy, trade-secrets, etc? Only talking to them will give you a sense of the issue and the insight to find an appropriate solution. Sometimes the appropriate solution is to say "I'd really like you to be protected. If you fail...I will feel I've failed." ...and just leave it at that.

  31. Re:sign this by BigSlowTarget · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Thank you for trying to save me money. Your recommendations are welcome as I'm paying you for your expertise and opinions.

    2) If you're going to try to have me sign something like that I'm going to have a talk with you about bureaucracy and how we can't afford a BS cover your ass mentality in a small company. You may rest assured that if I don't back up and there's a crash there are two possible results: If I'm a bad manager I'm going to come back at you and no little piece of paper will stop me from firing you (though I'd expect you would receive unemployment as it's not really for cause). If I'm a good manager I'm going to write the check to cover the damages, feel foolish and accept your recommendation going forward.

    3) If it's a dumbass relative that thinks they can ignore the rules because they're family working in a family business (and they don't sign the checks) then I expect to see their name (and possibly mine if I'm doing it too) on the report of IT security scofflaws that you periodically (though infrequently) prepare for me.

    In a company controlled by a single or few owners it is reasonable to recommend, cajole, suggest or encourage proper owner behavior, but if you dictate it and attempt to threaten (for instance by saying in a confrontational manner 'ok, but I'm not taking responsibility then') you are writing checks that your expertise may not be able to cash. As an owner it's important that my IT works right, but it's absolutely imperative that I don't lose control of the company. Don't make me think that you're trying to take it away from me or lord your technical expertise over me unless you have a VERY secure position.

  32. You've got things very backwards by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    Owners make policies not to avoid problems, but to avoid responsibility. They don't want employees to create risk -- because those employees are not able to be held accountable for those actions unless there is a policy. But owners get to dodge the policy and assume the risk -- because they are able to be held accountable, no matter what.

    Rules don't apply to people who can change the rules at any time.

  33. Do what I say, not... by macraig · · Score: 1

    ... what I do. Does that sound familiar? That's the way corporate executives think. They make the rules for OTHER people to follow, but their own obligation to follow them is very, very conditional.

    Incidentally, we have the same problem in government. Same mindset, different venue.

  34. They're not breaking their own rules by mysidia · · Score: 1

    To prevent it from happening again, we created a company-wide policy that all computers would return to IT to have their contents backed up, and the computers would be formatted and reloaded for the next user. Consistently the owners of the company break this and other policies we set up to prevent data loss, theft, etc.

    They're breaking your rules. Or (informally) making a decision that your rules do not apply to them, which they don't.

    all computers would return to IT to have their contents backed up, and the computers would be formatted and reloaded for the next user.

    I suspect that last bit is the problem.

    The CEO being without his laptop for an hour while you "back it up" is a minor inconvenience for the CEO.

    The CEO being without his laptop for several hours while you preemptively format it is absurd.

    The policy does not respect the employee or their convenience. It aims for only expediency that serves the IT department. In that view the policy is unacceptable and should be changed.

  35. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shoot them in the foot.

  36. Indi Audit from a reputable firm or Self Test by turtleshadow · · Score: 1

    A past significant loss of data to a small company ought to be enough of an impression for the owners/partners to realize they at risk of repeating the event.

    I would frame to my managers/owners in this way, "That vital data integrity, trade secrets, IP or other tangible assets are at risk" and the best way to know the exposure is to measure that risk via independent audit.

    Business types ought to respond to such a line of argument as it makes dollars & cents to them in their world view. A business owners direction for independent audit should be seen positively not negatively. What owner does not agree to oversee his own enterprise? She can delegate the authority but not responsibility for it to be conducted. When any business fails, the creditors come after the owners not the workers.

    It is when external regulators and/or .gov _order_ an audit that Business owners should tremble.

    Managers are never to be end-run during audit. In fact they are vital to the audit process being correctly executed as auditing is actually a _management responsibility_. They must institute business direction to correct exposure to the business and report to owners that the risk was eliminated or is actively managed to the owner approved level.

    Also from the worker side, asking permission to superiors for conducting a "Disaster Scenario" Drill is plausible. Exposing this risk and any others which are found in a formally written, non-biased, non sensational analysis submitted via management to the owners would be the conclusion of the drill. Management would see the errors 1st and institute business direction accordingly with owners who are briefed by these managers.

    However not knowing the circumstances, I assume that it sounds like a serious virus outbreak as you mentioned a complete wipe& reload scenario.

    1) Most likely the owners don't trust the IT guys with their machines and think they can do it themselves.
    2) The trust issue could be well founded, in that their next big thing is not able to be "released" beyond their diligence, for fear of competition this outweighs the backup requirement.
    3) Again they may not trust the IT department for past errs or hurt feelings your not aware of.
    4) The trust issue could also be defensive in that they have data on them they want no one to "see", gain access into, or leak to other subordinates, media, family, or law enforcement.

    If the owner & management team is dead set against independent audits and self drills, beef up your resume and get the heck out. They are playing fast and loose with the money and the business is tanking.

  37. Best Buy market cap by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    ... Even if you own $1 million in BB stock, it won't make a difference how they treat you.

    I know I'm being pedantic, but it would make a huge difference. That's 1/37.65 of their outstanding shares. People with that much stock become important during hostile take-overs. Granted, it would be very difficult to execute a takeover of Best Buy (apx 48% owned by one person). Besides, you don't buy that much stock in one company unless you have a major interest in it and are probably on first name basis with several C level officials. The stock ownership aside, the local store will definitely respond differently. (at least the second time around...)

    --
    I won't join Slashcott. OTOH, If Beta goes live, I just won't be back until it's fixed. Sorry Dice.
    1. Re:Best Buy market cap by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      I can tell you from personal experience that it doesn't matter to them when you walk in to the store. That's speaking from personal experience, before deciding it was time to break up that huge block (they're big enough they don't have the growth potential they once had) and diversify it in other holdings.

    2. Re:Best Buy market cap by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      They don't care even if you own more than a few shares of Best Buy when you walk in that door. Even if you own $1 million in BB stock, it won't make a difference how they treat you.

      ... That's 1/37.65 of their outstanding shares...

      I can tell you from personal experience...

      You mean to tell me that at some point you owned either $1 million in Best Buy stock or more than 1% of their outstanding shares? (or personally know someone who did) If yes, then I'm awestruck and very interested in some of your financial opinions.

      --
      I won't join Slashcott. OTOH, If Beta goes live, I just won't be back until it's fixed. Sorry Dice.
    3. Re:Best Buy market cap by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      I didn't do the math to figure out how many shares had been issued, and not that it's any of your business, but at one time, yes I did own $1 million in BB stock and knew others who did.

      I really wish people would get it out of their head that 1,000,000 is still a magical number when it comes to money. If you want to make sure your investment keeps pace with inflation, then you can only dray $30,000 to $40,000 yearly off $1,000,000 for living and at that point, things are tenuous. You'd almost need double to retire or put yourself into that real comfort zone.

  38. What nobody is saying here is... by coolgeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's all about letting it go, CYA, documentation, etc.

    Here's an idea: sit down with the boss and ask him what his objections are to the policy. Perhaps, rather than dictating something that he finds inconvenient, invasive, or just doesn't like, you should engage him in the solution process. Chances are, if he has a hand in designing the solution, he'll participate in it.

    I can think of all kinds of potential problems with your system. I'll pretend to channel your boss for a minute. Maybe I don't want to have everything on my computer backed up. (Perhaps he has a mistress, offshore accounts, cooking the books, records of skimming, concealing things from his wife's divorce attorney) Maybe I don't want to swap my computer that I love with one that you are pulling out of the pool. (I don't want the one that Scroggins has been using, that dude picks his nose, and then goes right on typing. And he types a lot.) Maybe I don't want to drop my computer off once a week for you guys to back it up. (I'm the fucking boss, why should I follow your schedule, punk)

    So, if my channeling is correct, you give him a script that only backs up essential folders, and some thumb drives. And then you come collect his backed-up thumb drive once a week, leave a fresh one, and archive the backup onto the server somewhere, where it gets backed up for real.

    --

    cat /dev/null >sig
    1. Re:What nobody is saying here is... by techmage · · Score: 1

      I can see that if it was one of the owners computers. Heaven knows what they keep on there. In this case though, it was a sales computer going to a new (non-sales) employee.

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      - We dream of the stars. Now let us return to them.
  39. Rule Number One by Zebra_X · · Score: 1

    There are no rules.

  40. Same thing in government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Department of Commerce had sensitive trade data hacked by the Chinese during a visit by a former Secretary of Commerce because he left it on a laptop in his hotel room on an unencrypted hard drive, against both departmental and federal IT policies.

    The penalty for causing potentially hundreds of millions of dollars in trade damage - a scolding. And he still wouldn't allow his hard drive to be encrypted. It slowed his PC down too much.

    The momentary convenience of one ....er uh... *important* individual... is worth risking millions.

    WHY - because rules and ethics only apply to peons. Executives are "above all that". They are the bosses of the people who make the rules, and therefore don't have to listen.

    Power corrupts. Q.E.D.

  41. Email, then get over yourself... by newgalactic · · Score: 1

    Email, it works wonders at keeping accountability. If they ignore you, let it go. After all, there are about a hundred tasks facing every business owner which are more important than every IT policy to come down the pipe.

  42. Talk the Talk by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "How do I get through to the bosses..."

    Talk boss language to them.

    Wait until one costs the company something through a computer failure and failure to follow the policy.

    Fix the problem and present the machine back to them with a bill for the repair. Make sure to boost the price to cover any ancillaries such as your training, their training, their retraining, lost time to the company due to their down time, and any similar costs you can dream up. Keep copies.

    Request a general meeting with the bossships. Present the data from the above repair, anonymized to protect the guilty. Compare the cost presented with the cost of following policy. Make sure to point out that they too stand to lose financially (ie not make even more money) if they or others cost the company money. Suggest that in order to protect the company they adopt the policy that such unnecessary costs be charged to the individual in the future.

    For theft, adjust scenario as necessary as well as costs. For concominant data theft, do the same, as well as figure in cost to the company.

    Or put together a 'what if' report based on a previous loss and present that at such a meeting, rather than wait until it actually happens. Feel free to pretend it did at the start of your presentation (with knowledge of at least one boss). Done this way you could make it look like the company was sunk and scare the bejeezus out of them.

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    1. Re:Talk the Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "bossships"

      LOL.

    2. Re:Talk the Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How do I get through to the bosses..."

      Talk boss language to them.

      Wait until one costs the company something through a computer failure and failure to follow the policy.

      You must live in some wonderful utopia. In the real world, this will happen.

      Boss: Argh, my computer has died. IT guy, fix it.
      IT Guy: Well sir, I can't. The harddrive has failed, we'll need to send it out to a specialist for $$$$.
      Boss: What!!!
      IT Guy: I'm afraid since you weren't following the back-up policy...
      Boss: Get out of my office.
      IT Guy leaves
      Boss (to himself): that useless little shit is gonna get it now.

    3. Re:Talk the Talk by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      No, what happens is:

      Boss: Argh, my computer has died. IT guy, fix it.
      IT Guy: Yes.

      And then you fix it as fast as possible while costing the company as little as possible. Your paycheck depends on it. If you ever tell your boss you can't perform some fundamental task related to your job (Like an IT Tech saying he can't fix a computer), you can expect a very quick meeting with HR before you're handed a box for your stuff.

      Prepare. Set your bosses PC to Wake on LAN and backup overnight. Log in to the Administrative share and backup his data through the day. Hell, keep a second computer with live with his data available so you can just swap the HDD into his case and look like a fuggin' genius when he shafts it good and proper.

      Think Boy Scout: Be Prepared.

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    4. Re:Talk the Talk by techmage · · Score: 1

      I like this. Must try it.

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  43. It's so typical for whiny slashdotters... by snikulin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... to blame the user (the company owners in this case) instead of their own engineering impotency.
    If you worth you salary, you should configure automatic background backups of their notebooks while the bosses are in the office.
    If they are not in the office, backup to Amazon S3.

    IT is not to nazy users around, IT is to *help* users.
    Here, mod me down dumb IT morons.

    1. Re:It's so typical for whiny slashdotters... by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      so so true. it aligns with the mentality that you have the source so you should fix it, as if we are all somehow in the business of writing code.

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    2. Re:It's so typical for whiny slashdotters... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      The real irony of that statement is that most of slashdot doesn't code, they depend on someone else to write the code and give them a patch for no reason other than they should.

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  44. Seems common by Vyse+of+Arcadia · · Score: 1

    This sort of thing was business as usual in a corporation for which I used to work. Something terrible would happen. Boss would ask the useless IT guys to implement a solution. Useless IT guys would pass it along to the programmers. Programmers implement the solution, write up procedures and policies in idiot-friendly language. Solution gets ignored. Repeat.

    The corporation is now as good as dead, looking for new investors, and can't afford to pay me for my last week of work.

  45. I've worked a couple places like this by aztektum · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My advice: Find a new job.

    It's done wonders for my stress levels.

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  46. Re:Pretty much the only way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Owners do not change - Rules do.
    you have to find a way to get done what should be done without anoying the owners.
    Its that seen but not heard thing.
    Give them a new computer every 3 months - there is your backup.

  47. The word you're looking for is... by Nitewing98 · · Score: 1

    TACT. As someone else on this topic is already mentioned not having upper management on board with the policy when it was created was the first mistake. At this point you must rely on diplomacy to get them on board. I speak from my own experience. I joined a company whose lone programmer had written a very convoluted web program in ColdFusion. As soon as I was able I was quick to disassemble the program into modular components that can be swapped in and out depending on the client's needs. I also instituted a test system (he'd been doing everything live). Said programmer was obviously my boss, but he got promoted out of daily operations. Of course this didn't stop him from attempting to make changes. More than once I found discrepancies between something that he'd inserted into the live system that was not mirrored in the test system. He simply had his own way of doing things and wouldn't change. At this point I had to employ tact and diplomacy. If nothing else at least suggested to him that he share what he's working on with the rest of the programming crews so that we know what areas to avoid and don't step on his code. By reversing the situation, he felt I was being deferential and complied. Good luck. You're going to need it.

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  48. Best of both worlds by michaelmalak · · Score: 1
    If you want the right to be a social misfit but are willing to work in an economic environment that may not be able to fund all of the security and other IT policies you desire, then work for a small company.

    If you are willing to wear a tie and conform to corporate culture, and thrive on having a large budget for compartmentalized IT functions and security and implementing corresponding policies, then work for a either Fortune 500 company or a government agency.

    If you want the best of both worlds, then start your own company.

    If you want the best of both worlds and further you do not want to risk capital, then take a time machine to the late 1990's.

    Or, you could just be thankful you have a job at all in today's economy.

  49. The Stupid Rule by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Frankly if you force them to become reality oriented you will be fired. Bosses hate that sort of thing. If you think about it deeply you will soon come to the reality that almost all business failures are due to the stupidity of top management. They get old, and lazy and they get promoted. Then their lack of sharpness causes companies to die. Some of them were probably fantastic starting out but that wears off and the better the original effort they made the faster they decline. I worked in one known company in which the president had gone senile and we had a girl assigned to call back everyone who called in to speak with him and let them know that he did not speak for the firm. Yet his power was such that he could not be confronted and removed.

  50. You tell them... by Adammil2000 · · Score: 1

    "You pay me for my expertise and I recommend these rules. If something goes wrong with a PCs that was exempted from the rules, then I want you to remember this conversation." Then move on to something else more important.

    1. Re:You tell them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean?

      He is a "reimage a windows box monkey" who thinks he can dictate to the owners what policy he has unilateraly dreamt up.

      What kind of expertise would a monkey be able to provide?

      He should be happy they dont fire him for being an idiot.

  51. Not necessiarly by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    I mean ya, if the owners are major assholes they could fire you anyhow, however such a thing can be useful. First, it may make them change their behaviour and if it doesn't it can help protect you. Reason is they are then presented with evidence that they were informed and indicated that fact. If not, it is easy for ego to interfere with memory and them to say "You never told me this would be a problem!" However with a document they are more likely to say "Ya, I screwed up, now what do we do to make sure this isn't a problem in the future?"

    In any company, there is no 100% protection from being fired no matter what. However having good documentation can go a long way. People do not have perfect memories and often we remember things the way we wish they had been, not how they really were. Documentation can help prevent that.

    Also you don't present it as a "This is just for you because you are assholes" document. Rather, it is a policy exception document. If someone wants to not need to back up their data, you have them sign a doc that says they know the risks, and perhaps have it countersigned and ok'd by a boss. In the case of the bosses, they just sign it themselves.

  52. who cares? by zornjrb · · Score: 1

    For serious, you work for them. If they want to fuck their own policy so be it. Just get it documented somehow. When they want to know why they lost data, show them the email where some higher up said he wanted to take the old machine that used to be the beancounter's to use for his daughter at college.

  53. Sometimes you want stuff GONE by laron · · Score: 1

    There might be times when a business owner wants to tell a lawyer "Nope, don't have this information/email/file anymore. No backup either."
    It would be a real laugh if you pipe in with "Actually, ..."

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  54. My mom said I was special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't help think how you should give the bosses a special, exec-level option.
    Say, a backup server they can connect to using SFTP from anywhere from the world and do the backuping themselves, especially if it's just for a half-written word document full of spelling mistakes.

    Super secure, super special and super SSHish!

  55. how to get socially clueless guys from posting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    such ridiculous questions?

    Seriously, dont you have anyone in real life and real world to ask such obvious questions?

  56. My perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lao Tzu said that a sculptor makes a pot, but it's the empty space inside it that you actually use.

    In a similar vein, any technical solution or process must be judged by how the users interact with it.

    You're doing things wrong if you're coming up with the simplest technical solution and then trying to train the users to deal with it. You need to find what the users constraints (what they need, what's easy for them to do, what's hard for them to do, etc.) and treat those as the principle constraints of the problem.

    This isn't a matter of asking for requirements (in general they don't know what to ask for) so much as it is a matter of getting to know people and coming to understand their strengths and weaknesses.

  57. Document what's going on and why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I worked at a small business for ~7 and a couple times this sort of situation came up.

    It's clear your boss isn't convinced that this policy makes sense for his/her situation, otherwise he'd grudgingly agree to your "red tape". Is it just laziness (let's say "the bosses' personal cost/benefit") on their part or is there a legit business reason behind their decision? Sometimes its better to ask what's going on, rather than just assume.

    But let's assume your boss has no real good reason.

    Make sure you put your request in an email to make it a bit more formal and to leave a paper trail. A shrewd boss will realize what you're doing but that is part of the point; you are signalling that you take this seriously. But you don't want to be overly concerned about something that is non-critical. Make it friendly but firm. You want to be polite enough that the boss doesn't feel threatened or bullied, but firm enough so that they know you are serious and you have professional concerns. Make sure at a minimum that your email covers the basics: the reason the boss should really be doing X and that its impact on the company (or the risk borne by the company) is clear in the email. If you don't hear back, follow up with a 1-liner once a week later in case the boss was super-busy. Then let it drop; remember your boss's job is to gauge business risks and costs and cost/risk tradeoffs are what business is all about.

    Some other words I've found helpful with non-IT bosses, which may be helpful for emails or verbal conversations are:
        "It's my professional recommendation that we should"....
        "At the end of the day, we'll do whatever you want, but I think we should..."

    These both communicate that the boss is not dealing with arrogant IT or a power struggle, but they are neglecting the value of what they are paying for if they ignore your advice.

    Good luck.

        --LP

  58. your policy doesn't make senese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To prevent it from happening again, we created a company-wide policy that all computers would return to IT to have their contents backed up, and the computers would be formatted and reloaded for the next user.

    first off this part of the policy is just dumb... I would not turn over my PC to an IT guy who told me he was going to reformat my drive after he thought he had backed up my data the risk of data loss with this scheme is much higher than just doing my own backups. If you want the owners on board:
    1) Research what the accepted best practices are
    2) Ask them what they think the backup schedule/policies should be.
    2a) Come prepared to talk about the cost of data loss and backup failure rates
    3) When they ask for your opinion don't give it. Tell them what the accepted best practices are and make them decide to follow them or set their own

    second. Complaining about your bosses on slashdot using your real name is not a smart thing to do.

    1. Re:your policy doesn't make senese by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      your post doesn't make sense. he's saying each user gets a clean build. seems a good idea to me. i don't want to inherit some install of uncertain provenance. what if i get blamed for pr0n or something?

  59. Get the Bosses Admins to help you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have found the BEST WAY to make sure the Bosses do something is to tell their Admins, formerly known as secretaries. Explain to those people, if their bosses stuff doesn't get backed up and thus stuff gets lost, more than Your Job is at risk. They will make sure that it happens, if they have sneak them away from their bosses, or sometimes even rip them out of their hands. Those people are used to getting things done, sometimes in spite of their bosses.

    Note - I'm not an anonymous coward, slashdot is just being real slow in getting my registration e-mail out to me. *sigh*

  60. there is no point by nexie · · Score: 0

    there is no point they will still flap around like they can do nothing wrong let the fuck up and suck it up

  61. Why work for people you don't respect? by jeffcox65 · · Score: 1

    For me, it comes down to respect. I can't work for people with whom I don't share mutual respect. Life is too short to work for people who don't respect you and your work, and it's absolutely too short to work for people you don't admire and respect.

    I have quit more than one job because my boss or bosses have proven through his or her or their actions that they either don't respect me, don't respect the workers, and/or that they are not worthy of my respect in return.

    Your bosses believe they are better than the people who work for them. They believe that there are two sets of rules, one set for them, and another set for the workers. And, your bosses have proven that they don't care what the workers think of the double standard.

    Bosses that don't model the behaviour that they expect from their workers are not bosses that are worthy of your valuable time, concern and effort. In essence, if management doesn't care, why should anybody? If your boss doesn't care about data security, why should you? They are demonstrating through their actions how they feel about the company, the policies of the company, and the workers at your company.

    Bosses who aren't thankful EVERY DAY that they have loyal and concerned people/workers/employees doing their best for the company EVERY DAY don't deserve to have those people/workers/employees.

    Your bosses have done you a huge favor. They have demonstrated that they don't value you and your work. Take this as a sign. You need to tidy up your resume and start searching for a company whose values match your own.

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  62. dont think bosses cant be really really stupid by PeteV · · Score: 1

    Long time ago I worked at a large oil company in the UK as part of the tech. support group and we got a call from the CEO's office that he wanted some help to restore a spreadsheet. So we sent someone over to help out. The spreadsheet is on the CEO's laptop - big clunky thing in those days, one of the earlier IBM thinkpads - anyway, techie asks the big cheese whats up, big cheese says he has accidentally over-written a spreadsheet he has been working on and cant work out how to restore if from the backup. techie is reassured that the big cheese has been taking back-ups and asks for the backup copy, Cheese hands him a ring binder. Techie opens ring binder and finds inside about 30 or so A4 pages - on each page is a photocopy of a 3.5 disk. Techie looks carefully for a long while then asks the big cheese to show him how he takes a backup - so he does ... he pops out the current 3.5 he has in his laptop ..takes it to the photocopier outside the office and sticks it under the flap and takes a photocopy of it the techie was there a very long time and to his credit handled the situation quite well ... but it took him quite a while to recover himself when he came back to our office.

  63. Images and photos by Gnavpot · · Score: 1

    I got a machine once with a whole lot of personal photos on it. I told the IT manager about it and he said all machines are supposed to be imaged between owners.

    I can just imagine how the conversation between the IT guys went wrong...

  64. You can just inform them about the risks by therealnixlike · · Score: 1

    You can just warn them about the risks, all other's not in your power.

  65. Recommend a change in policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you recommend an update to the standing policy to bring it in line with current practice, chances are that the review committee will realize that there is something seriously wrong with the current practices.
    Or not, in which case the policy will be changed and your a55 is covered anyway.
    Cheers!

  66. If the policy is unworkable then don't. by Bongo · · Score: 1

    Users don't care about the beauty of the system, they just need to get their stuff done, with the minimum inconvenience.

    Your solution to the problem needs to not become an additional problem for the users. If it does it is not a solution, it is a compromise, an annoyance.

    If people don't want to follow this policy, maybe it is too much hassle. You could get the authority to force them, but that doesn't really help them. It just makes them do it (or find ways to avoid it undetected).

    Really try to find a way to handle the technical issues in a way that is least inconvenience to your users. If there just isn't, then go the policy enforcement route. But really, rethink the solution. There is no reason why people's jobs should be made unecesarally more awkward and annoying. The computers should require as little nursing by the users as possible. People can be lazy but sometimes people just don't have the time to be running errands for you that are not directly related to their jobs. If they won't comply, maybe it is just too damned inconvenient. Do they drop off the laptop or collect the kids from school? Everyone has busy lives.

    If they need to be forced to comply, then try to find another way.

  67. Answer: start your own company by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    If you think you can do a better job, do it.

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  68. Make it simple by jandersen · · Score: 1

    It sounds to me as if it may be too complicated to work with; or feels too intrusive.

    In my job as systems manager those two issues are the ones that seem to be at the bottom of all circumventions of that kind of rules.

    Simplicity: as the admin in chief, you have to listen to what the clients say; that is why I generally am against eg. "secure" passwords - they may be hard to crack, but the user will protest against them and do his damnedest to avoid them, which is only all too easy in most cases. It doesn't matter whether you feel that "nothing could be simpler" than whatever; if the user hates it, he will work against it. No amount of executive decisions and speaking in a thundery voice can make it happen if the users don't buy in to it whole-heartedly.

    Too intrusive: I think most users feel rather possessive about their computer; in my experience even owners of UNIX accounts on a big server feels that way about their environment. What you describe sounds a bit like it is taking that away from them, which they will object to - and try to obstruct, ignore, circumvent. Again, it is not relevant that the company is the legal owner - theu user feels that way, and you have to work with them, not against them, to get them aboard any scheme.

    All this may or may not be relevant to your situation, of course, but I have learned over the years that it is a lot easier if you get people to feel that they matter to the whole process. Especially if they are higher up in the hierarchy.

  69. In this specific case... by nkuttler · · Score: 1

    ...why don't you do the backups over the network in the first place? You usually can't force your bosses to do anything, so you work around whatever they do.

  70. Re:sign this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well said, but presumably any small business owner capable of thinking down the lines you've outlined is smart enough not to go against the expert he's paying anyway

  71. Quit by bkeahl · · Score: 1

    It's been painful, but that's what I did. I warned of the dangers of not taking particular IT actions, watched them be ignored, and took the heat when there was pain as a result. The environment was unprofessional with the management appearing to have no ability to conceptualize the effects of a failure/loss or the sense to heed warnings of the risks of failing to follow IT recommendations.

    I'm working harder and making less but am no longer in an environment where I have to wonder when I'm going to take the punches for a systems failure or loss of data as a result of my recommendations being ignored.

    The only thing more dangerous than authority with no responsibility is being the one with responsibility and no authority.

    If it doesn't bother you enough to quit then take the pay check and be happy :).

  72. Do what I do by RichiH · · Score: 1

    State publically "I disagree for those reasons, but it is your privilege to override me. Still, I have a duty to state that I am sure this is a bad idea." Make sure you have some sort of record of this act.

    In case _that_ does not help you when shit hits the fan, you are working for the wrong company.

  73. You can make them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can make them. Stand there ready to pick up their computer for backup.

    Stand there.

    Continue to stand there.

    Continue to remind them that you need to back up their computer.

    And stand there.

    1. Re:You can make them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clippy, is that you?

  74. Stop whining ... and do your job by klubar · · Score: 1

    You should be thinking of more creative and easier ways to handle backup.

    For example, if you don't have an Exchange Server you could switch the execs to IMAP. This way, at least their email is backed up on the server. (Also switch to Outlook 2007 to get their sent mail on the server).

    Another way to handle backup is to give individual users a hard drive plugged into their docking station (you do have docking stations, don't you) and a couple of quick scripts to backup their Documents and Settings folders (no need to back up the OS.) There is also a great little add-in for Outlook pfbackup that will remind people to backup their outlook files. pfbackup makes it easy to backup an individuals outlook files (email, contacts, calendar).

    You can also try enabling offline files for some directories. This way, when their machines are connected to the network the files will be automatically synchronized.

    There are commercial backup programs that will launch automatically when connected (or at night) that will backup their files. Probably for a couple hunderd bucks you can solve the problem. I have to aggree with the exec that taking the machine on your schedule is quite unreasonable.

    Execs are busy, have other things to consider. It's really your job to make it easy for them to backup.

    Stop whining. Do your job.

  75. anonymous - rge270 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    refer them to William K. Black, who coined the term "Control Fraud"
    Associate Professor of Economics and Law, UMKC
    http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/black.htm

    he's known for exposing fraud (& self fraud by owners) in banks, but covers private, non-profit, & government fraud, and also the combos (crony capitalism)

    Great American Bank Robbery http://neweconomicperspectives.blogspot.com/2009/08/great-american-bank-robbery.html

    Bill Moyers, PBS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz1b__MdtHY

    Best Way to Rob a Bank Is to Own One [Control Fraud]
    http://www.amazon.com/Best-Way-Rob-Bank-Own/dp/0292706383

    http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&q=bill+k.+black

  76. How unprofessional by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So you are hired to perform a professional service, and your brilliant sugestion is not to do the work properly but to follow the money?

    What kind of "professional" are you? Not one I would want on a sensitive environment, since obviously you would not have the presence of mind to stick to security procedures.

    There is certainly a problem if you don't bring on board of your suggestions the owners of your place of employment, but that is a problem of presentation. Part of the skill set of a Systems Administrator is to be able to convince people about why something is necessary and to ensure people will abide by what has been agreed.

    Obviously you may have more problems enforcing the rules with people with political power in the firm, but that does not leave you of the hook from a moral, professional and most importantly, legal point of view when legality is relevant.

    I have worked for big corps, and I am telling you in no uncertain terms that the CEO or majority shareholders, who earn millions per year, will not access my systems without following the procedures in place. This is actually a very easy case to make, since it would be for their own legal protection.

    If you can't make a convincing case for your policies then you have to rethink them and to present them in a way that is attractive to the people that is being disruptive (i.e.: your ass will not go to jail)....

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    1. Re:How unprofessional by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      I think you completely misunderstood my post.

      Let me help you understand because this is a very important point. There is a difference between being a professional doing a job and a professional who interefere's with business because they read a security model in the latest SANS newsletter. As an IT pro it is your job to present the options and consequences, you should do it in a manner that the CIO or whoever is in charge can understand. However, if the Owners choose to go a different route, that is THEIR call not yours. Many admins piss and moan about their job and how no one follows security practices. Some even go to the point of locking a system down to where people cant do their jobs, and often enough the controls I have seen don't even provide security. So you are blocking all the websites but you still allow USB mass storage devices...fantastic that is really gonna help you.

      What admins need to do is work with the business, figure out what your company does to earn money, how can you as an IT admin work to make this a safer and better place to work, how can you secure data? As I mentioned policies rarely work, actual security doesn't rely on humans obeying a piece of paper, by the time that piece of paper is brought out it is too late and the breach has already occurred.

      As a published security professional myself I can attest to the fact that we as IT people need to do a better job of understanding what it is we do and how to get it done. This, as I have said many times already, includes understanding who your boss is and what they want you to do. But at the end of the day, if the owner wants they can march down to your office and demand to see your files and you have to do it even if they want to go around all the pieces of paper in the way. Just document it, document it again, and of course don't break the law.

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  77. Make something up!! by Phurge · · Score: 1

    explain you need their laptop to install the latest version of PC-CRAP V6.0 Max+. Tell them they're first in the company to get the upgrade. too easy.

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    I'll see your hokum and raise you a boondoggle.
  78. Their company, their risk by DCheesi · · Score: 1

    I had this discussion recently with a restaurant/bar owner, but it applies to any sort of privately-owned business. Simply put, the owners put up the money to start the company, and they ultimately reap the consequences for any mistakes. Therefore, they have the exclusive right to take risks with their company/money.

    When you (an employee) take a risk, you're risking someone else's money (specifically, the owners'). So they make rules to prevent employees from taking such risks, and punish those who do. But when they take a risk, they're risking their own money; it's a very different thing from an ethical perspective. Of course, if there are multiple owners then they share the potential loss; but if they all agree about taking that risk, then it amounts to the same thing.

  79. Get a 'buy-in' to your ideas first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Help them understand your policies. i.e get a 'buy-in' to your ideas first, before you expect your policies are going to fly. Throwing rules over the fence is not generally appreciated, other than an attempt to save your ass.

    2. When some breach happens, take that as an example and explain in a friendly manner to bosses. Explain related loss, both in terms of monetary and company reputation . Although do not wait for that to happen, you can always present an hypothetical case, that could happen to your company if certain procedures are not followed.

    3. Bosses understand the money language. So try to convince in those terms. Loosing company reputation due to data breach, web site defacements, network break-ins etc, is another big card that you can play.

    4. Additional policies and rules are always considered pain. So unless you attach some post-benefits to that pain, no one is going to buy

    In short do your home work and be persistent till it happens. Do not expect it will go through in first shot.

  80. Risk Acceptance Signature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked in tiny and HUGE companies. In the small company I'm working at now, we're about to have all the Directors, Board and employees members sign a 1 page "Personal Responsibility IT Policy" that requires backups, encryption for stored and transmitted data among other common things. 1 of the Directors doesn't want to sign, but all the others (with IT background) are looking forward to it. Basically, they are all concerned that the non-IT person who travels the most isn't protecting company assets correctly.

    Whether this changes any actual behavior is a different question. As the IT guy, I have to be available for all of them to ask questions and work through the implementations on their personal and company machines. C-suite people mix home and work all the time.

    If there was something extra that wasn't a good idea, but one of the founders/Officers wanted it, I'd create a short "Risk Acceptance Letter" for them to sign. It says what they want, why it is a bad idea and what steps would be needed to fix it later. If they refuse, I don't do the work. Since the rest of the Directors are IT folks, they will back me up and my job is secure. In our company, we want people to stop each other from doing stupid things.

    I learned this officer level signature stuff at .... wait for it ... AT&T. The signature isn't as much about protecting me - they really couldn't care about that. It is about holding 1 officer accountable to the others for requesting non-standard things. It is also a trail that the BoD can see - you know, that "permanent file" that follows you around when you do stupid things? Officers usually sign, but once in a while, they back down and do the recommended thing.

  81. Its about Leadership by kanwisch · · Score: 1

    Probably a dirty word in these technical bits, but I'll say it anyway. Owners should be leading their business and the decisions they make. What they publicly do do impacts the morale and actions of all employees. I would probably suggest to each of them individually that a public demonstration of them following a new IT policy is a good way to cement its importance company-wide. This achieves two ends for you: getting the C's to follow-through on their original approvals and level-setting for everyone else.

  82. Very few employers win unemployment appeals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I fully agree. Employers don't generally win unemployment compensation hearings, even when they are correct. In many cases, the employer has a policy to appeal ANY unemployment claim, just to set up a few additional hoops for the employee to jump through. Most of the time, the employers don't even show up for the hearing. As a result, the state labor department deals with a LOT of junk appeals. Even when the employer shows up, the burden of proof is upon THEM and most of the time, they aren't up to the task.

    I know of a guy who was thrown out during some kind of bizarre purge. The company had a change in management and this guy was clearly not part of the plan. So the company tried to cobble together some sort of justification. However, their schedule for firing him did not allow for collecting enough excuses. The purge worked in such a way that the guy's boss had already been let go, so actual facts of the employee's performance were in short supply. What little they had was wrong.

    So of course, the employer appeals the unemployment claim. The hearing is held and the employer is absent. After losing by default, THEN the employer appeals to re-open the case. The employee's witnesses are subpoenaed and the day of the second hearing arrives. By this time, the employer has engaged some kind of unemployment compensation management firm to try and win the case. Upon seeing the employee's counter claim and witness list, the consultant tells the judge, "Upon review, this case does not rise to the standard necessary to establish termination for cause. We withdraw our appeal."

    Considering how routine these shenanigans are, is it any wonder the employers usually lose?

    1. Re:Very few employers win unemployment appeals by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Considering how routine these shenanigans are, is it any wonder the employers usually lose?

      It kind of is, given they have the money and the power -- look at what the RIAA and MPAA are able to accomplish. While I'm glad your conclusion is what it is, it's still surprising (and encouraging!) to see them lose at, well, anything.

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  83. The Dilbert Ethics Challenge by ghostlibrary · · Score: 3, Informative

    So I was working at a large defense company, and they had been dinged by the gov't for high-level management fraud. So part of the penalty was all employees that weren't managers had to take a mandatory Ethics class, run by... the managers.

    Add in that the class included a Dilbert Ethics Game-- an actual, licensed Dilbert[TM] board game with little Dilbert characters and cartoons in it, where you had to move around and then answer ethics questions.

    Oh, and it turns out you could win the game without correctly answering the questions, as my team figured out victory was based on position on the board, not score. And the only team that could have beat us took the high road, and when faced with one ethic question said "We know you want to hear answer A, but really, we would do answer B, as would any reasonable person."

    I'm still not sure what lessons we learned.

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    1. Re:The Dilbert Ethics Challenge by Kyont · · Score: 1

      I'm still not sure what lessons we learned.

      That Scott Adams is a genius, for finding a way to charge defense-contractor prices for a relatively useless board game?

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    2. Re:The Dilbert Ethics Challenge by russotto · · Score: 1

      That Scott Adams is a genius, for finding a way to charge defense-contractor prices for a relatively useless board game?

      He put out a game, ostensibly about ethics, where victory depends on your position rather than your knowledge of the subject matter. And managed to sell it to people who presumably wouldn't appreciate the cynicism. He's not just a genius, he's a super-genius.

  84. Re:sign this by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    It's not just small companies. I've worked for very large firms where the ideas of data protection doesn't exist or rules are skirted for convenience. I'm waiting for a discussion with federal regulators one day about "special data servers" in closets because upper management wanted to have their own containment on their information even though the rest of the company's data is in well established data centers. CI

    The only way this gets solved is via fiduciary responsibility laws. As officers of a company, owners and sr. management have the responsibility to insure that they have policies and that they follow them.

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  85. More flies with honey.. by lionchild · · Score: 1

    When an owner won't follow policy, as an IT Guy, there's not often alot that can be done to initially correct the behavior, aside from gentle nagging. However, when some sort of data loss event comes to light, it's an opporunity to help correct the behavior. Don't engage in the trap of playing the "blame game." It won't win you any points or get you more influence. Instead, come along side the company owner, frown and sigh, and then say something like, "Well, let's see what WE can do to sort this out."

    From there, you just have to do your best to come up with some solution sets. And if the real solution is spend several thousand dollars on data recovery, put that on the table. A company owner speaks in dollars and cents sometimes, and when they have to pay a penalty like that, they tend to be more open to listening to you, particularly if you're not terse about it, but rather more gentle with how you dicuss these sorts of issues with them. You're not advisaries, you're really partners in this. He wants the company to do well so he makes better profit margins, and you want the company to do well so they can give you raises and buy cool equipment and so forth.

    After you rescue them from a disaster, or near-disaster, pose the question: "Hey, when can I schedule you in to get that backup we've been meaning to do?" And after they come in for that one, start making it a routine to just ask, "And when should we schedule you to come for the next one?"

    I think you'll find, you still catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

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  86. This is an easy question by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    How do I get through to the bosses that when they break with the policies, they are potentially shooting the company in the foot?

    Bosses are notoriously bad about following policies imposed upon them from underlings. The bosses have to institute and champion the policies.

    In a nutshell, you do not have problems with IT policy not being followed, you have significant company management problems. You have to identify the correct problem to fix.

  87. Re:sign this by delinear · · Score: 1

    2) If you're going to try to have me sign something like that I'm going to have a talk with you about bureaucracy and how we can't afford a BS cover your ass mentality in a small company. You may rest assured that if I don't back up and there's a crash there are two possible results: If I'm a bad manager I'm going to come back at you and no little piece of paper will stop me from firing you (though I'd expect you would receive unemployment as it's not really for cause). If I'm a good manager I'm going to write the check to cover the damages, feel foolish and accept your recommendation going forward.

    Of course, if you're a good manager you might realise that the only thing that bit of paper is good for is giving me some minor piece of mind against the possibility that you're a bad manager so you'll sign it to keep up my morale, instead of giving the "let's just make this bit of paper disappear and nobody gets hurt" talk that is exactly what a bad manager would do and makes me think maybe I should be looking for emplyment elsewhere... Besides, there's nothing wrong with CYA so long as it's not getting in the way of anyone doing their job (and believe me I've worked at plenty of places where it did).

  88. Re:sign this by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

    All small business owner can think on the lines the GP outlined. Some may not be smart enought to put them on such friendly terms, but all of them will think those same toughts.

    If they wanted to live with bureocracy and CYA politics, they'd work on big companies (or the governemnt). That is much easier.

  89. Some Ideas by Lanir · · Score: 1

    You have a couple different types of appeal you can make. They target different areas and you'll have to choose the best appeal for each boss.

    1. Vanity - They're the boss. In theory they have access the most important data. They're also your most important customers and it might be a good thing to point out how uncomfortable you are with providing better service to underlings than you're able to give to the boss.

    2. Safety - Much like car wrecks, computer security problems don't just happen to people who are careless, they also happen to people who get caught up in the wreck. Basically just a reminder that malware and zero day vulnerabilities can nail them even if they don't do anything wrong.

    3. Convenience - When was their last backup? Outline what they can expect if their hard drive bombs.

    4. "Platinum Plan" - S/he's the boss. Give them a USB drive and script up a regular backup. Or do it over the network. Kind of related to the Vanity entry.

  90. did you re-evaluate the policy? by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

    My employer has developed hundreds of these type of rules (ignored after the first month) as a reaction to a single incident. And has lots of warnings signs in response to some fluke that seamed like a big deal at the time. This seams like one of those rules that may make sense for you, but is it only because you were involved at the time, or is it really the best solution? I am guilty of in-acting many a practice thinking it would save the world, don't take it personal if it is just viewed as a waste of time to others. Personally I would try to use the non-compliance to come up with a novel new solution (like a central backup-server) that would make me look favorable to both the manager and the users. Not make me look like one of the rule nazi's that IT gets looked down on for being.

  91. You tell them then let it go by nightsweat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every so often reiterate the policy in writing to them and when they ignore it, they ignore it. It's their funeral.

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    the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
  92. Works both ways by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    Being able to sack at any time without question seems to be a much more business oriented law than a people oriented law.

    Seems reasonable to me. I can quit anytime I want; why can't they fire me anytime they want? I'm selling them my labor. They're free to buy labor from whomever they want, and I'm free to sell to whomever I want.

    What complicates it is the weird parental relationship we've set up in the US where employers provide health insurance. That should change.

    Free market folks would say that any entanglements - where I can't quit because I need the insurance, or the company can't fire me because the law or a contract prevents it - serve to keep people in sub-optimal jobs and drain productivity, which leads to fewer and lower-paying jobs overall.

    I'm not an economist and I'm sure there are counterarguments, but it seems pretty straightforward to me. It sucks when you're the one who is fired. But that doesn't make it immoral.

    1. Re:Works both ways by Xest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not so much about being able to fire or quit on the spot, it's about giving both the employer and the employee time to make alternative arrangements.

      It means that the company has a month or whatever your leave period is to find a replacement so that they're not inconvenienced and hence don't have their business dealings interrupted and it's about ensuring the employee has time to find another job, so that they're not a drain on the state either because they end up claiming unemployment benefits, or because they have no money and end up resorting to crime, or simply end up losing their house and end up on the street.

      I should note that you can still just walk out of your job here tommorrow if you choose, you don't have to work your notice period, however if you do then you just wont get paid any remaining holiday leave you haven't used up and are owed for example that's all. Similarly companies can just sack you tommorrow if they want too, but they have to have justification to do it without giving you a bit of notice and hence time to find another job.

      Effectively, we have the same freedoms in terms of firing and quitting, just that we have additional safeguards to ensure it's done in a way that minimises problems for both the employee and the employer and makes the transition between employees and jobs as smooth as possible.

    2. Re:Works both ways by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Because I, as a real live natural person, have more rights than a company. At least I do where I live - not sure about you lot in the US any more, given recent SCOTUS decisions.

      I like it that way, as do the vast majority of citizens where I live now, and where I have lived before. Which is why the law (here) favours my right to stay employed and leave when I want, over a company's right to fire me for no reason.

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    3. Re:Works both ways by The+Spoonman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Seems reasonable to me. I can quit anytime I want; why can't they fire me anytime they want? I'm selling them my labor. They're free to buy labor from whomever they want, and I'm free to sell to whomever I want.

      On the face of it, it seems a reasonable argument and in fact IS the argument used by the 43 states that don't offer any kind of employee protection whatsoever. However, if you activate your critical thinking skills, you'll see that reciprocity (which is what you're trying to define) doesn't exist. If, for example, I decided to just not show up to work anymore my company will go on just fine without me even though I do work in a fairly critical position. It might mean other members of my team will have to work a bit harder for a few weeks to fill the void, but there will be no overwhelming financial impact to the company whatsoever.

      On the other hand, if my company decides to fire me because I wore white after Labor Day (a stupid reason, yes, but a legal one nonetheless in all but 7 states), then I am subject to severe financial disruption, not to mention the loss of medical benefits for myself and family. In all but a few states, being fired makes you ineligible for unemployment (you need to be laid off with the potential for recall to be eligible), so you're on your own regardless of there being a valid reason or not. Beyond that, whenever you interview going forward, you have to explain why you were terminated BUT you're not allowed to speak negatively of a former employer in an interview...so keep it positive! Even if you do, the myth of "they're not allowed to say anything negative about you in a reference" is a meme that should've died a long time ago. They can say whatever they want when giving a reference, legally it just has to be true. However, as you're an unemployed schlub with no income...good luck finding a lawyer who will take your case on a contingency if they lie.

      We can try and spin it any way we like, the fact is the deck is stacked 100% against you. Is it likely you'll be fired for wearing white after Labor Day? Is it likely, however, that you'll be fired for another equally stupid reason? In this economy, anything's possible.

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    4. Re:Works both ways by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Seems reasonable to me. I can quit anytime I want; why can't they fire me anytime they want?

      The short answer is that the business will not collapse if you leave, while you very well could end up homeless and hungry if they sack you.

      Employer and employee are NOT on equal footing, so this nonsense of "hey, both sides are equal and thus can enter or exit the agreement at anytime" doesn't hold. Marx did point out a problem with capitalism; I don't agree with his solution, but he was spot on regarding the problem.

    5. Re:Works both ways by russotto · · Score: 1

      I should note that you can still just walk out of your job here tommorrow if you choose, you don't have to work your notice period, however if you do then you just wont get paid any remaining holiday leave you haven't used up and are owed for example that's all. Similarly companies can just sack you tommorrow if they want too, but they have to have justification to do it without giving you a bit of notice and hence time to find another job.

      It's not symmetric, though. If I get pissed at my boss, clean out my desk, and walk out, I'm a pariah in the industry and will never get a decent job again unless I manage to successfully lie on my resume. If he gets pissed at me and fires my ass with no notice, he'll not have any trouble getting more employees. And that's not just because it's an employer's market, either. It's because it's practical for employers to check up on every previous employer a candidate has, but not practical for employees to check out every ex-employee a protential employer has.

    6. Re:Works both ways by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Cops randomly arrest and search corporations, and kill them because they happen to be dark skinned on the subway now? I didn't know that.

    7. Re:Works both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does it say I do not have rights that protect me against those actions? I certainly have rights that protect me against random arrests and searches, and being killed ...

      That cops may do those things does not mean I do not have rights. You should know THAT.

    8. Re:Works both ways by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      You're in the UK. That shit happens and the cops aren't punished. Ergo, you don't have those rights.

    9. Re:Works both ways by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I also dislike how retirement accounts are set up in this country.

      IRA/SEP-IRA/401K... they suck.

      Simply give me one big $25,000/y bucket for pre-tax, tax-deferred money, and a $5000/y bucket for after-tax/tax-free money, and get rid of the mess. When I was contracting, I wanted something similar to my 401K, but without the onerous requirements of the SEP-IRA if I ever decided to hire extra help (I'd have to make mandatory contributions for my employees). Ugh.

      Employer benefits are nice, but they create pressure on individuals shopping alone - they cause higher prices for sole proprietors.

    10. Re:Works both ways by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 1
      i'm confused... are you a whore or a dealer?

      :P

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    11. Re:Works both ways by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Aside from the fact that I've never seen a place which would let you quit a job without giving notice, there are a couple of major counter arguments.

      The first, and perhaps the most important one is that "at will" termination provides a cover for all sorts of dodgy things. It's almost impossible to prove discriminatory termination where "because I felt like it" is a valid reason for termination. This leads to one of two outcomes. Either employers discriminate against certain groups resulting in all sorts of social and economic problems, or we end up with systems like affirmative action which provide reverse discrimination and help no one. It is and should be illegal to fire an otherwise good employee because of their gender, race, religious beliefs or non performance affecting disabilities. While you have at will termination, you can't really protect against that fairly.

      The second is that when employees have a reasonable certainty that if they perform well they will have a job tomorrow, they are more likely to retain consumer confidence and put money back into the economy.

      When done properly(and that's not saying that any given country has done it properly), reasonable employment protection actually helps the free market. Employees with good performance keep their jobs even if their boss is bigotted or insane, employees with bad performance can still be terminated, but they are given opportunities to improve their performance. With a reasonable balance between fair dismissal(broke the rules, position made redundant, poor performance) with protection against unfair dismissal(boss doesn't like you, boss having a bad day, boss hates everyone who is ______) gives a pretty optimal situation.

      To a certain extent it also protects companies too. Your boss may or may not represent the best interests of the company he or she works for. The fact that they personally hate you might have nothing to do with your performance or value to the company.

    12. Re:Works both ways by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      It is and should be illegal to fire an otherwise good employee because of their gender, race, religious beliefs or non performance affecting disabilities. While you have at will termination, you can't really protect against that fairly.

      If a company shows a pattern of always firing people when it learns they are Muslim, you could draw some conclusions, but yes, this would be hard to prove, particularly for small employers.

      The second is that when employees have a reasonable certainty that if they perform well they will have a job tomorrow, they are more likely to retain consumer confidence and put money back into the economy.

      OK, but if companies have a reasonable certainty that if they hire someone, then later realize that they suck, it will be a huge hassle to fire them, maybe they just won't hire them in the first place, which hurts the economy.

      I just heard a story on the radio about how hard it is to find a place to live in Paris. The reason? Tenant protection laws make it nearly impossible to evict someone. So landlords set ridiculous requirements for their renters, preferring to have an empty apartment than to have a deadbeat they can't evict. Some tenant protection is probably good (I want to have it, personally), but it's an example of how laws that sound good have unintended consequences for the people they aim to protect.

      There's already a natural incentive for employers to keep GOOD employees. If Microsoft fires its best people when times get tough, Google or Apple will hire them and Microsoft will get out-competed as punishment for their shortsighted actions.

      To a certain extent it also protects companies too. Your boss may or may not represent the best interests of the company he or she works for. The fact that they personally hate you might have nothing to do with your performance or value to the company.

      So you're protecting companies against their own incompetent promotion practices? Again, if a company chooses bad managers, their profits will suffer. And red tape might not help anyway. If a manager hates you personally and wants to get rid of you, he/she can nitpick your performance and create a sufficient number of complaints, or else make you miserable while you try to ensure you're never 1 minute late, use your TPS report covers, etc, in order to avoid having enough marks to be legally fired. You can't make a bad manager good by passing laws.

      I know, in the real world, there are lots of examples of bad managers, but there are also lots of examples of regulations that hurt good businesses. Given that nothing will be perfect, it seems that a simpler system is better.

      I'm not saying all regulation is bad, but generally speaking, natural motivations are better than artificially imposed ones, because rules create unintended side effects and gaming of the system.

    13. Re:Works both ways by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      I did say it needed some balance, and that countries have not always managed this balance. Fair dismissal needs as much protection as unfair dismissal. Generally this doesn't happen, but a lot of that has to do with the fact that the people who should be fighting for protection for fair dismissal tend instead to try and elminiate protections against unfair dismissal.

      I tend generally to like natural forces too, within reason. The problem is that when the power of the relative parties is severely unequal, they don't work particularly well. Employers have, generally speaking, far more power than employees. There are always exceptions where at certain times, for certain skill sets, this isn't the case, but generally speaking, the consequences of losing your job for you are far higher than the consequences of you quitting are for your employer.

      This generally means that under natural forces, your employer will always win since they're the 800 pound gorilla. Personally I think the purpose of legislation and regulation should be to level the playing field so that market forces can come up with a more socially optimum result, but that's just me. A lot of folks on slashdot seem to believe that the free market is miraculous and will overcome substantial imbalances in power and that competition will spring up like weeds even in places where the cost of entry to market is in the billions of dollars if only the government will back off.

    14. Re:Works both ways by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I think it's important to consider how a well-intentioned policy can hurt the economy and the people it's trying to help. But you are right about employers having way more power than employees, and it may be that the laws you've endorsed here are the best policies.

    15. Re:Works both ways by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      This is not completely true. I've seen workplaces that stank have their recruits turned away by the word-of-mouth that is passed around the industry. It's also been a while since I went looking for work. Thank heavens: I'm appreciated where I am. But I _did_ go looking for other staff and former staff when I was hired, and heard some things that troubled me and which I did make sure I was cautious of when I started. (I've outlasted the troublesome manager I was warned of.)

      I also have recently had some fascinating conservations with recruiters and candidates for the very few positions we hired, and if possible, I found mutual contacts who could vouch for them, and vouch for my company to the candidate. A particular HR employee at a corporate partner, with whom I participated in interviews for a role interacting with my company, got extremely upset when they found out I was doing this: they wanted all the data channeled through them, ostensibly so they could "be sure to ask only legal questions", but really so that they could pick the candidates _they_ liked. This turned out to matter: I spiked their favorite candidate by speaking with several of their references, whom I happened to know, and finding out the candidate lied. Conversely, the candidate who eventually did get hired knew what to expect and what engineers to avoid for small tasks, and what kind of work hours to expect, and what crunch time was like, because they spoke with recent staffers, not just with HR.

      There was an attempt to write me up for interfering with that HR person's job: it led to a review of how their hiring policy worked, and revealed a lot of nonsense by the HR department in general, which then had 100% turnover that year.

  93. Consequences by revlayle · · Score: 1

    A lot of management that I have worked with do not see the forest for the trees. They break policy all the time in little ways, but, until they are held accountable for their actions and given consequences, they have little motivation to follow the rules (not all management is like this, I have been fortunate to work directly under some really good people who did thing right most of the time - we all make mistakes - we shouldn't do it all the time and on purpose).

  94. Depends on the boss... by dthanna · · Score: 1

    If the boss is a decent guy/gal just mention it to them that we have a corporate policy regarding xyz. Don't mention they implemented it. Don't say the words 'against xyz' Your goal is to get them to comply. Not point out they are wrong.

    The other avenue would be to talk to the Secretary/Administrative Assistant. Bosses don't want to listen to peons. That's why they are the boss. However, they will usually listen to their most trusted confidant - that is usually the Sect/AA. They point you want to make to the AA isn't that the boss is wrong (see a trend here?) it's to change their behavior to be in line with corporate policy.

    If the boss is a bonehead - talking to them won't solve anything. If the transgression will torpedo the company, go look for other work.

    In any event, none of these conversations should be in public (your not out to embarrass the dude) and be careful if you tell someone else that they don't go spreading it around.

    Remember - you are trying to get them to stop what they are doing not get them into trouble.

    Another avenue is to speak with whomever is incharge of security. In a small shop it may also be the CIO and a really small shop the CIO may be 'Frank - he fixes our computers.'

  95. Discovery by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Ask the owner how you can make your the company policy flexible enough that it works for him too.
    There's all sorts of hidden messages in that question.

  96. Positive feedback only by EJB · · Score: 1

    If you want to do anything, do it in a positive way. Offer to back up their laptop when they have a long meeting in which they don't need it, or give them the tools to do it themselves, or something of that sort. It doesn't matter. Accept it if they decline. That is a positive move.

    If there is no such way, don't point them to the policy unless you are a very tactful person. They know about the policy but it somehow hampers them. They probably figure it costs them more in time and business to follow that policy then not.

    Are you responsible for policy enforcement? Probably not if you have to ask this question here. Inform someone who is responsible and let it be, unless you can do it in a positive way and not focused not rules.

  97. Stop trying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Face it. If the owners don't want to follow your "pesky little IT policy" they won't. There is no authority figure who can force them to and nothing you say or do will make it so.

    Best bet is to simply CYA. Send out memos with reminders of the policy and document every time you do it. When the inevitable happens and they come banging on your door, pitchforks and torches in-hand (i.e. threats of termination) show them the CD-R with all the documentation labeled "My CYA Disc (lawyer has copy #2)".

  98. Hmm, find a better solution. by CrypticSpawn · · Score: 1

    If you found a solution that would work, and it isn't. Then find a solution that does. Does everyone come to the office every week? If so, why not set up a back up process that backs up the changes via the companies network (wireless, or ethernet) automatically.

  99. Consider the kiss-ass solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give gifts of inexpensive USB drives to your laptop-wielding asshat managers. When they ask what it's for, just casually say it provides extra storage when they run out of backup space. When they say "back-WHAT?", be ready to take the opportunity to show them how they can help themselves...

  100. Owners are, well, the owners. by rgviza · · Score: 1

    Easy. The owners of the company are entitled to do whatever they want. You need to work with this and make sure they don't lose their data. This means shadowing them, watching how they work, and figuring out which directories you need to back up for each. How many people are we talking about, maybe 4 or 5?

    You need to set up custom backup for them. It's not that hard.

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  101. "involve these people " -- WHAT!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow youve never worked in a self-destructive company.

    Excecs in this mode dont want to be bothered with the details. Thats what you are for. They are not going to write any policy, they are just going to assign it to someone downstream, namely you.

    Nor will they will adhere to any rules or policies written by tiny underlings like you.

    They own/run the company. They will do whatever they please.

  102. Have you considered the possibility by taustin · · Score: 1

    The the owner(s) are afraid their IT people will back up (and document) their porn collections? Seriously, there may be very rational reasons they don't want you looking at their computers.

    (A guy I knew quit a fairly good paying job when his boss, the owner, wouldn't allow him to put up any kind of firewall, specifically because he didn't want any logs of his porn downloading.)

  103. The Executive Effect by Halotron1 · · Score: 1

    True, once an employee is at the executive level, they have ridiculous power, and often do ridiculous things with no recourse.

    The theory is supposed to be that if you are an executive, you are held responsible for the actions of the people under you.
    The reality is that executives are never held responsible for anything, even if they are grossly at fault.

    Honestly sometimes it's better when the execs are NOT involved because when they are they get this idea about how they want to revolutionize the company by adding a checkbox on this web page, which leads to countless meetings and generally turns into a gigantic project for no actual company benefit.

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell

    Basically once you get promoted to royalty, the rules don't apply anymore.
    Oh and by the way, feel free to cut IT staff, because they're just a drain on your bottom line.

  104. Get creative by meniah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Truth be told, if you're an American worker, you are expendable. You can be outsourced or replaced faster than you realize. Sure, the company might have some serious issues (of if you're a really bad IT guy, come crashing down because you took all the keys to the fortress that the company didn't even know existed). Generally, life goes on without you in that company.

    You're best bet is to understand the reasons why your policies aren't working and rewrite them to work. If you can't get them to give you their machines for backup, write scripts to back them up when connected to the network (there are solutions out there that can do this for you, too).

    If they don't want to spend the money or allow you to bog down their machines, negotiate other solutions. Sure, you're not going to get an ideal-for-you resolution. I'm not sure if you realize this, but the world doesn't revolve around IT. If something bad happens, it's never just one persons fault. Everyone is at risk. It's no different with automobiles, homes or the food supply for that matter.

    CYA is only one necessary reaction when dealing with these types of situations.

    Getting creative and working with the staff ensures you continue to have a job. It will also teach you about what types of questions your should be asking before declaring policies and that policies are really only guidelines when it comes to owners and high level managers.

    If all else fails, it's time to move on. Do so before it gets ugly so you can get some good references. Everyone dies on a burning bridge.

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    Parmasean Cheese. It's what's for dinner.
  105. Re:sign this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "it is reasonable to recommend, cajole, suggest or encourage proper owner behavior"

    No, it isn't. More to the point, it's not his job to do so.

  106. No Support No Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the higher ups will not support you. You can state your case and you are left hanging.
    You can Nag periodically so no one can say the did not know when something goes wrong.

    I am not sure what you expected as advice.

  107. Who is this "we" you speak of? by stonewolf · · Score: 1

    "We" created a policy.... Did the we include all of the owners? If not, did it include any of the owners? If not, who the hell do you think you are?

    Seriously, an employee trying to make a policy for an owner looks a lot like a 2 year old trying to set policy for his grandparents. Not his parents... that isn't strong enough.

    The art of managing "up" is difficult to learn and very hard to do. If you get caught doing it you may be fired of the spot for insubordination. The charge will stick.

    One way to approach it is to keep track of how long it has been since *any* owners laptop has been backed up. After a month or two when you just happen to be talking to X (one of the owners) you say something like "What did it cost you when that data on Y's laptop was lost?". That might lead to an interesting discussion. Or, you might hear "None of your business" or "That is above your pay grade". No matter what, you can get a line in where you say something like "Well, in this economy we are all worried about our jobs and I wonder how it will affect the bottom line the *next* time it happens." Or maybe something more like "I'm worried about how it will affect the business the next time it happens". If you can work in some information based on knowing what was lost, that will help.

    The idea is to get them thinking about how losing that data affected their personal income. You also want to do a bit of subtle divide and conquer, never never bring the subject up with the one who lost the data. That one has a strong emotional need to believe that there were no negative consequences of his actions. The one who lost the data will make sure that no up policy ever goes into effect. Only the other owners can change his attitude or over ride his decisions.

    If you do the job correctly you will come off as a conscientious employee who gets "the big picture". If not, you'll be seen as an obnoxious worrier who thinks he knows better than the owners. More importantly, in a week or two one or more of the owners will tell you about this new policy they are putting in place... Don't even think about saying that you guys already thought it up. This is one where the more you can make them think they thought it up, the better.

    OTOH, if you have already been making lots a noise about this, start looking for a new job. You may have destroyed you future where you are and, hey, when one of them leaves the crown jewels on a plane and you biggest customer goes to you competition you're going to be looking for a new job anyway.

    Been there, done that... Got promoted, got fired, left ahead of the creditors... And, a few times I was one of the owners.

    Stonewolf
       

  108. If they own the place by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    They get to do as they please.

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  109. depends... by twoHats · · Score: 1

    If it is the "right" kind of boss - you say "Take me to lunch and i will tell you how to save the company from disaster...".

    If not, start looking for a new job immediately.

  110. Be a prick by dogzdik · · Score: 1

    Target their own computers and their home computers for a nasty lock up and lock out malware. When they come in whining like idiots - Mutter profusely about how you HOPE their interlectual property was backed up and protected by patents etc..., Mutter "Ooooooo this could be very serious, very very serious". Ask them how long has it been since they have backed them up..... Make lots of Tsk, Tsk Tsk noises..... And when they turn white, ask for a raise and extra to work over time.... Mutter lots more...... etc. Then when they piss off - order in pizza and a few DVD's and to a simple unlock..... and keep it up for a few nights, and then insist that they do timely back ups....

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    Voting up, Voting down - If I really gave a fuck about your approval or not, I'd come and ask you.

  111. Perhaps the problem is with the policy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they own the company, and following the policy is too burdensome, perhaps you need to take a look at the policy.

    If its a backup policy, would another backup solution work better? Perhaps an automated instance of backuppc that will run at lunch every day (or before they get to work, or when the boss goes out to his chick on the side every Wednesday afternoon...).

    The reality is that IT policies should be minimally invasive.

  112. Re:"involve these people " -- WHAT!? by Chas · · Score: 1

    Wow youve never worked in a self-destructive company.

    Assumption. WRONG.

    They are not going to write any policy, they are just going to assign it to someone downstream, namely you.

    I didn't say "make them write the policy". I said "involve them in it".

    Also, I am, unfortunately, familiar with the "it's my stuff, but if I fuck it up it's your fault".

    In those cases, I make sure that the person STILL participates. Even if minimally, and signs off on everything appropriately then try to find ways around their stupidity.

    Oh, did I mention that I'm fully conversant in "cover your ass"?

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    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
  113. Automated Harassment by flymolo · · Score: 1

    Get them to append the policy (they probably won't read it), to allow you to send remind emails and texts. Have the frequency ramp the longer they don't comply. Eventually they will give in, or fire you.

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    "Sometimes it's hard to tell the dancer from the dance." --Corwin Of Amber in CoC
  114. propaganda is fiction by danielpauldavis · · Score: 1

    Work up illustrative stories about Mr. Boss who left his computer on his desk and had the cleaning lady accidentally knock it on the floor, scattering the data into nothing. The company needed this data and spent 12 man hours (at $25/hour) recovering it because Mr. Boss hadn't backed up the data on his computer. I'd guess about ten such scenarios well-publicized by flyers in the hallways should do it.

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    Cranky educator.
  115. Ask to be relieved of the responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd write them explaining that you're responsible for not losing data, but lack the authority to order the owners to take the necessary precautions. So please, could you clarify the priorities (you are the owner and have the right to set priorities, I wouldn't dream of stepping on your perogatives) by either giving me the authority to enforce the data retention rules or officially relieving me of the responsibility with regard to the relevant people's computers?

  116. You can't. by Eskarel · · Score: 1

    The reality of the situation is that unless they're breaking the law, the owners of a private company can do whatever the hell they want with that company, including drive it into the ground or smear the insides with their own excrement. It's their company and they can make whatever assinine decisions they like so long as they don't break any laws doing them(they can't steal from an LLC, burn the place down, shoot people, etc). Unless one of the other owners(if any) has a different opinion they can do what they like within reason.

    It's not much different with a public company either, barring the fact that there are a few more laws which apply in regards to your behaviour towards other shareholders even if you own 99.9999% of the stock.

    You can explain to them why they should follow the policy. You can report them to the relevant authorities if what they're doing breaks the law. Otherwise you're SOL.

  117. take a step back by yerdaddy · · Score: 1

    Take a step back from the problem. If you have a well documented policy that no one is following, think about why that is. Maybe the policy is just too much of a pain in the ass for people to comply with and still get their jobs done. Maybe you need a different policy.

    Anyone can sit around and complain about how stupid or noncompliant their users are. But seeing problems from the prospective of the user (or boss) is the difference between a good IT person and a great one.

    In the case of backup, consider continuous protection solutions like mozy.com.

  118. Make it less painful for them to comply. by Taztrophe · · Score: 1

    If you can determine the reason for their resistance to good policy, you could work to make it as painless as possible to comply. I can imagine a person would be unwilling to hand over their laptop if they feared the process taking too long, or surrendering privacy, or even exposing unethical or unlawful uses of the system. Obviously the last example opens up a whole different set of issues but it shouldn't be too hard to mitigate their fears in the other cases through education and/or savvy use of technology.