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Prison Bans D&D For Mimicking Gang Structure

Trepidity writes "In a case that has been winding its way through the courts for a while now, a Wisconsin prison banned inmates from playing Dungeons & Dragons, using the justification that 'one player is denoted the Dungeon Master... [who] is tasked with giving directions to other players... [which] mimics the organization of a gang.' The prison also cited some sparse evidence that a handful of non-inmate D&D players once committed some crimes that allegedly were related to their D&D playing. On Monday the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals upheld the regulation (PDF) against challenges from inmates. The court appeared skeptical of the ban, sarcastically referring to it as the 'war on D&D,' but upheld it nonetheless as having a 'rational basis.' Law professor Ilya Somin suggests that the court may have had no choice, given how deferential rational-basis review usually is."

496 comments

  1. Is it just D&D ? by VShael · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What if they played any other sort of RPG?

    Or is the law so nutty that they'll ban boardgames like Clue because it features a murder? Or Colditz, because it features escaping from a prison?

    1. Re:Is it just D&D ? by 91degrees · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think it's against the law to play D&D, rather that it's legal for the prison to ban it if they can make a plausible case.

      So it's a stupid rule that just happens to be upheld by a fairly reasonable law.

    2. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      In Clue only one person is a murderer, perhaps not even a played character, and your job is to find the killer and report it to the police.

      Sounds like a winner.

    3. Re:Is it just D&D ? by mcvos · · Score: 3, Funny

      What if they played any other sort of RPG?

      Maybe the prison would prefer it if they played Shadowrun? Violent, gun-toting hoodlums breaking in and out of places sounds like just the thing to play when you're in prison.

    4. Re:Is it just D&D ? by martyros · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As the article noted, lots of games might come under their "mimics gang structure" argument:

      By this “reasoning,” you could ban the “cooperative game” of football because “during football games, one player is denoted the ‘quarterback.’ The quarterback is tasked with giving directions to other players.”

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    5. Re:Is it just D&D ? by deniable · · Score: 1

      Better yet, some RPGs, similar to D&D use the term Referee instead of Dungeon Master, therefore any activity using a referee is suspect. No more sports. It's not like sports teams and gangs have any similarities either.

    6. Re:Is it just D&D ? by cgenman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to be too elitist, but would it be a bad thing if they did ban other games like football? I mean, I don't mean to be harsh here, but these people are in prison. I'd like a fair, equitable, just applications of principles here. But at the same time, anything more than educational reading and meditation in a prison seems like it's a reward not a right.

      Perhaps someone here with more experience in this sort of thing can comment on how rights like these apply when you're in jail.

    7. Re:Is it just D&D ? by HungryHobo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think this comes under socialising and if you don't let people people socialise to a minimum extent it can screw up their minds.
      In other words if you lock someone up in a room with nothing but a pile of food,books and some weights equipment for a few years they probably come out more than somewhat messed up in the head.

      It occurs to me that it's like someone found that making their child go sit in the corner alone for 10 minutes when they were somewhat bad was a decent punishment and then tried to just sort of scale up the time and how far away the corner was for more serious offences and didn't consider that some things don't scale well...

    8. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I did a couple year stint for a drug crime and we played D&D all the time. We made different sided dice out of paper and cardboard. The guards only issue was when we made maps. They would often take our maps and make sure they weren't of the facility I was in. The dice were another issue as they were officially contraband, and when some guards were on duty we couldn't play.

      D&D was an awesome time waster and great fantasy get away.

    9. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      A prison probably could just not allow any group games at all. This particular prison appears to do so, though, but is uniquely worried about D&D, fearing that D&D-playing prisoners pose some sort of special risk that players of other games don't. That's the part that's sort of weird, and their rationale for it is not very convincing.

    10. Re:Is it just D&D ? by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Funny

      They don't want the prisoners to learn black magic rituals.

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    11. Re:Is it just D&D ? by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you can't use dice, you can make pages of the numbers 1-n repeated in a matrix and have the roller close his eyes and point to a number with a pencil. Change sheets regularly so they can't memorize locations. Just as random and no problems due to lack of dice (which I assume were contraband to avoid craps playing?)

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    12. Re:Is it just D&D ? by greentshirt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You don't sound elitist, you sound sadly unaware of the very basics of human psychology.

      Do you realize that the most severe punishment in any United States prison is solitary confinement? The human need for socialization is the very foundation of Sociology, Psychology, Political Science, Anthropology and many other schools. This is not opinion or conjecture, it is a basic assumption of most of the soft sciences and there have been many experiments that have shown the extreme adverse effects of solitary confinement.

      Do yourself a favor and read Discipline and Punish. You'll start to understand that the prison system is not in fact as old as civilization but a very new, very disturbing invention.

      The stated goals of prisons are to rehabilitate, they are called "correctional facilities". You cannot rehabilitate humans if you treat them like animals. All this ruling, and many like it, achieve is: a further sense of marginalization among the inmates, further reducing the chance of rehabilitation, a loss of a very positive venue for personal expression and imagination which could greatly aid in resocialization, more institutionalized, life long criminals. Our current system does not work nor is it meant to. Prisons are big business, and just like everything else, they are run by big business.

    13. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "..anything more than educational reading and meditation in a prison seems like it's a reward not a right."

      Right on! I want people coming out of prison extremely bitter and angry that the last few to several to many months to years of their lives were joyless and unrewarding. I want them walking around free society having no fresh recollection of what it meant to feel happy or satisfied. I want them to be suddenly forced to interact with functioning members of society immediately after they have been denied any forms of entertainment or amusement in an otherwise hellish living situation.

      How could there possibly be a downside to this?

    14. Re:Is it just D&D ? by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      I don't know if the guards would let you stash the 100000000000d6 you'd need to play a game of Shadowrun to completion. Besides, if you really want a game that would hack off a prison warden (or any number of other people), let the inmates play HoL.

    15. Re:Is it just D&D ? by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      Dice roller app and PDFs of the rules on the cell phones that get in?

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    16. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally, I just think the Warden doesn't want them having FUN.

      And when you get down to brass tacks, it is a fucking PRISON.

      When I looked at this from that perspective, it makes quite a lot of sense. Prison isn't supposed to be fun, folks.

      "Hey! I never have to work again, my room and board are provided for me and I get to play D&D all fucking day!" This is most old-school gamers wet dream. The only thing missing is Mom cleaning up the basement for you once a month.

      C'mon folks. We have to make it a deterrent, not something to look forward to. The only reason this is fucked up is because they don't just come out and state it that way. Instead, they rationalize and tie this shit up in a courtroom. They could have just said "No fucking games" and been done with it.

    17. Re:Is it just D&D ? by digitalhermit · · Score: 4, Funny

      You bastard!! That just brought back some memories of my childhood. This was a real conversation:

      "So who is the dungeon master."

      "Well, Jonathan is usually the dungeon master."

      "Who is Jonathan?"

      "He's my friend."

      "So you can see him?"

      "What do you mean? Of course I can see him."

      "And he's the dungeon master?"

      "Yes, he's the dungeon mater."

      "Obviously this game is playing tricks with your mind if you think you can actually see this dungeon master."

    18. Re:Is it just D&D ? by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Funny

      "In other words if you lock someone up in a room with nothing but a pile of food,books and some weights equipment for a few years they probably come out more than somewhat messed up in the head."

      If you replace the word "weights" with "computer" you have a good definition of the stereotypical slashdoter.

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    19. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Talderas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hate to be a me-too here, but you beat me to making a comment.

      I see all these people going "Waa waa they won't let prisoners play D&D in prisoner." What the fuck? It's prison. It's punishment. You're crying about not being able to play a game? What if another story came along and said "Prisoners are banned from playing Grand Theft Auto because it encourages gangs." It doesn't matter the fucking justification, it's prison. Prison isn't supposed to be fun.

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    20. Re:Is it just D&D ? by JustOK · · Score: 1

      it is NOT the foundation of Psychology.

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    21. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bastard!! That just brought back some memories of my childhood. This was a real conversation:

      "So who is the dungeon master."

      "Well, Jonathan is usually the dungeon master."

      "Who is Jonathan?"

      "He's my friend."

      "So you can see him?"

      "What do you mean? Of course I can see him."

      "And he's the dungeon master?"

      "Yes, he's the dungeon mater."

      "Obviously this game is playing tricks with your mind if you think you can actually see this dungeon master."

      You aren't from Akron, Ohio are you?

    22. Re:Is it just D&D ? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would not entirely surprise me if somebody in the prison hierarchy loves jesus a whole lot, and is willing to be a prick about it.

      Everybody knows that the "Dungeons and Dragons. Satan's game!" shtick is pure comedy; but it is based on a real undercurrent of hysteria.

    23. Re:Is it just D&D ? by martyros · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think prison is bad enough; and if you make it really terrible, then you get screwed up people coming out the other end.

      Also, it may be that you actually get a lot of enjoyment and refreshment out of "educational reading", and don't particularly enjoy football. But not everyone is of that bent: Imagine being sent to a prison where you *weren't* allowed educational reading, but *only* playing football. A little bit of "release" can change an unpleasant situation from unbearable to bearable.

      Disclaimer: I'm certainly no expert, but I have visited a prison at least once. :-)

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    24. Re:Is it just D&D ? by bob0the0mighty · · Score: 3, Informative

      It took me until the end of the comic to realize it wasn't a joke. WTF?

    25. Re:Is it just D&D ? by N1AK · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And playing D&D while your incarcerated isn't going to make the whole experience enjoyable. Do you really think anyone might of been sat there thinking "Man, now that I can play D&D in prison I'm not sufficiently put off trying to rob this bank?".

      There is no one specific reason for putting people in prison, although generally people see it as being for protection of others and punishment of criminals (some would add to discourage other criminals). Personally I think protecting others is the most important of these reasons, and if letting the inmates play D&D in anyway improves the generally negative prison enviroment Ive got no issue with it.

    26. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      According to this, checkers mimics gang warfare due to elimination of the other team's guys.

    27. Re:Is it just D&D ? by th3rmite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The stated goals of prisons are to rehabilitate,

      Sure, rehabilitation might prevent future crimes by the same offenders, but some of us think prison should be more about punishment instead of rehabilitation. If prison was an extremely hard punishment, to the point that people were actively scared of going, it would deter more people from committing crimes in the first place.

    28. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      I have both.

    29. Re:Is it just D&D ? by HungryHobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes but if you go too far in that direction then you put a kid in for shoplifting and get a psychopath back.
      Which is likely to cause more crime.

      Making it scary sounds good but once you get to the point where you're maiming the minds of the people exposed to it you start to be self defeating.

      We could forget rehabilitation and just punish all crimes with severe public torture with whips, flails, acids, electrodes hooks and knives which I'm sure would be very scary but I doubt it would do much to keep people safe.

    30. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 5, Informative

      It took me until the end of the comic to realize it wasn't a joke. WTF?

      THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

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    31. Re:Is it just D&D ? by OzoneLad · · Score: 1

      The stated goals of prisons are to rehabilitate,

      Sure, rehabilitation might prevent future crimes by the same offenders, but some of us think prison should be more about punishment instead of rehabilitation. If prison was an extremely hard punishment, to the point that people were actively scared of going, it would deter more people from committing crimes in the first place.

      Or make them more likely to make sure there are no witnesses...

    32. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've got it mixed up. Prisons in the US are for rehabilitation, not punishment. The sad fact is that they aren't very good at the former, probably due to being run by private companies that don't give a shit & are paid by headcount.

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    33. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Ponyegg · · Score: 1

      The lack of freedom and incarceration IS the deterrent.

    34. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      They could have just said "No fucking games" and been done with it.

      And then we could watch the riots ensue. Real bright.

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      There is a war going on for your mind.
    35. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be under the misguided impression that prison is a punishment.

      Prison is not designed to punish, it is designed to help rehabilitate.

      You may think rehabilitation is worthless, and that's your right. You may lobby your local government to institute a code up punishment (I hear Hammurabi has a good one).

    36. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You senseless clod! This is Slashdot and we don't know what this need for socialize means! I have only three friends: my imaginary friend I have since my early childhood, and who is now a unemployed fat drunkard sitting at my momma's basement couch; Joshua, the AI of my personal computer, who always asks me to play games of tic-tac-toe; and a 19 Level Blood Elf Mage I partner in WoW.
      What is that about this socialization need, huh?

    37. Re:Is it just D&D ? by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Heck, square dancing should be banned under the same theory. And what about church? There's a minister who tells people what to do in church so that makes it kind of like a gang too. Oh and the hospital? Got to get rid of it too, that doctor is telling people what to do. And the warden definitely has to go, that guy is telling everyone what to do. He really looks like the prison gang leader to me.

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    38. Re:Is it just D&D ? by VShael · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      There's such a thing as cruel and unusual punishment, even in the torture loving United States of Amerika.

      Prison isn't fun. But you still let the prisoners have playing cards, recreational time, access to a gym or exercise yard or television.

      They still have to avoid violence from inmates and the occasional guard, a higher than normal chance of being raped/killed, isolation from their family and loved ones... it's a LONG way from being fun. Prison food isn't like the stuff that mother used to make either.

      If you don't think prison is a deterrent, you haven't spent any time in there. Either as a resident or a visitor.

      What we need to do, is raise the standard of living across ALL levels of society, so that the lowest levels don't see prison as a step above what they're used to.

    39. Re:Is it just D&D ? by VorpalRodent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not to get off topic, but it should be clarified that this is what *some* Christian fundamentalists believe. I would be categorized as a Christian fundamentalist, and I would categorize Jack Chick as a conspiracy theorist lunatic fringe nutjob Christian fundamentalist. There are a number of things in his tracts (aside from the weird stuff) that he presents as Biblical that aren't in the Bible (no matter how liberal/conservative your reading of it.

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    40. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes but if you go too far in that direction then you put a kid in for shoplifting and get a psychopath back.
      Which is likely to cause more crime.

      I suspect you're talking to the same people who want to fight terrorism by killing lots of Arabs (thereby guaranteeing more terrorism). There's something in their psyche that would rather have a violent response to a problem which doesn't work, than a peaceful response which does. The first is somehow more satisfying to them. The second one is sort of.. offensive to their sensibilities.

      (My two cents, garnered from many conversations with friends who lean right-wing pro-authoritarian)

    41. Re:Is it just D&D ? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      The stated goals of prisons are to rehabilitate

      The objectives of prison, whether implied or otherwise, are: deterrence, protection, rehabilitation, and vindication.

      they are called "correctional facilities".

      This is for the most part a euphemism, to try to make the idea more palatable to opponents and bystanders. And yes, this is no excuse, euphemisms are dishonest and euphemisms suck.

    42. Re:Is it just D&D ? by VorpalRodent · · Score: 1
      NOT A WINNER!

      So we want to teach these impressionable wards of the state that they should go about doing their own police investigations? I think not. They should report the murder first, not endanger themselves by carrying out an investigation.

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    43. Re:Is it just D&D ? by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      Which is why the US has the largest prison population in the developed world. Including Russia. And China.

      And seriously, 16 years for burglary? What do you think these ultra-long sentences will achieve other than creating adults without the skills or ability to function in normal society.

      My solution (to the prison problem) - short but very unpleasant sentences to act as a solid deterrent: Daylight/Nighttime are random and vary on a weekly basis, causing complete disorientation. Cells are unlocked randomly without the prisoner's knowledge so that they don't know when they will socialise or be able to get to chow, and not all cells in a block unlock simultanously so that social circles cannot be solidly maintained.

      However, this regime would only go on for a few months at most, until the prisoner is 'softened' and more malleable to an intensive rehabilitation programme also within prison grounds. This would be a pleasant and rewarding place to be, and aim at creating a normal human being at the end of it.

      -Nano.

    44. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what SOME christian fundamentalists actually believe.

      There fixed that for you.

    45. Re:Is it just D&D ? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually the reverse psychology might have merit too.
      I understand your point and do think of it as punishment for things done, however, if I look at it as a smart person trying to think outside the box, because let's face it, crime is at an all time high, and prison is no deterrent of any kind.....they come out of there less reformed then before...angry they got caught, and how they are going to f*ck sh*t up once they get out....

      I say, force them all to play d&d 24/7, so that they get addicted to it so badly they have their own little
      meets, then once they are out in the real world, there lives revolve around these meets to play d&d, and they also get out of shape enough to realize, forget robbing a bank, you're not even able to run the distance of a block, let alone make a getaway.

      Who knows, it might make them softer too, depending on how the dungeon master steers them towards....saving a princess or doing good deeds within the game, might change their outlook, and give them a less jaded experience in jail.

    46. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      For anyone who is not a Christian fundamentalist (or insane), all those things are equally stupid.

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    47. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I would be categorized as a Christian fundamentalist,

      That's pretty interesting. Why would one classify oneself as a Fundamentalist? The category of self-aware fundamentalist must be vanishingly small - because if you recognize that you've become a fundamentalist, wouldn't you want to do everything possible to quit being a fundamentalist?

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    48. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Vexar · · Score: 5, Informative
      This is a debate over "fun" versus paying a debt to society and investing in the social adjustment that is supposed to improve a criminal's ability to return to society. You can't fight D&D. It is paper and pencil and dice, or it is excellent memory skills, and any number of ways to generate a random number. Flutter a few scraps of paper to the ground, or a dried leaf. Which end is up determines the number value. Strategy, chance, and imagination. That's where the fight really is.

      Do these elements show socialization skills? Cooperative ability? Evaluation of morals? Imagine if the prison ruled that all players must be Lawful Good. All these scenarios acted out in imagination helps decision-making, provided there's a good GM in charge of player role accuracy. I actually think role-playing games could be very useful. Role-playing is quite useful in psychological counseling, is it not?

      If I were imprisoned, I'd consider it a significant investment in an opportunity to work hard on improving myself, so as to no longer be a detriment to society. I would certainly not expect to be permitted to write Mein Kempf, or plot my next Una-Bomber attacks, much less communicate with folks on the outside to plot the next tragic act in my Jihad against the Great Satan.

      Prison should be about rehabilitation, not detention. In there, it is a battle for hearts and minds on an individual level, and the treasure of redemption. I say someone takes the fight into the dungeons, and helps slay the dragons on the inside of every man's heart.

    49. Re:Is it just D&D ? by th3rmite · · Score: 1

      Can you show me any proof, even anecdotal that the rehabilitation approach works when compared to the punishment approach? Rehabilitation is like curing the sickness, what I'm talking about is more like preventive health. Maybe we should have some sort of victim rehabilitation. Let them know that the rights they have that were violated really don't matter. What matters is that we "cure" the criminal. What is the crime rates of draconian type states when compared to America? Spewing insults to somehow prove your point really doesn't do much.

      How does this compare to my opinions on terrorism? Killing lots of Arabs? My mother is half Palestinian you insensitive clod! And pro-authoritarian? Are you suggesting that I want some iron clad right wing government? I'm very liberal and think that MANY of our laws should not exist, but I'm talking about crime prevention and reduction. Oh and BTW violent reactions do have their place just as well as peaceful ones. I hope that doesn't offend your sensibilities.

    50. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The stated goals of prisons are to rehabilitate,

      Sure, rehabilitation might prevent future crimes by the same offenders, but some of us think prison should be more about punishment instead of rehabilitation. If prison was an extremely hard punishment, to the point that people were actively scared of going, it would deter more people from committing crimes in the first place.

      Prison is well known to be a place where you get beaten and raped by other inmates. Who the fuck isn't scared of going to prison? Given that crimes still happen even though prison already is a place people are actively scared of going to, I think your premise has been proven false.

    51. Re:Is it just D&D ? by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's prison. It's punishment.

      Well that's the point - if it was the case that any form of entertainment or pasttime was banned because it's meant to be a punishment, then sure, fine. But last time I looked, this wasn't the case.

      RTFA. They didn't ban it because "Prisoners shouldn't have fun", they banned it because of "Mimicking Gang Structure". That's a mad claim, and it's fair game for us to ridicule it. Furthermore, it reflects badly on D&D, and anyone who plays those games, by associating it with gangs, and generally pushing the idea that it's bad.

      What if another story came along and said "Prisoners are banned from playing Grand Theft Auto because it encourages gangs."

      Then it would be nothing to do with your claim of banning it because it's fun and prison's supposed to be a punishment.

      It doesn't matter the fucking justification, it's prison.

      Wait - the whole premise for your argument was that the justification was it's a prison and it's meant to be a punishment. Which is it?

    52. Re:Is it just D&D ? by th3rmite · · Score: 1

      The topic isn't about the high prison population, I was talking about crime prevention, however I like this idea. Prison should be unpleasant as a deterrent. As long as people don't care about going, they will have no problem buying their tickets in.

    53. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Vexar · · Score: 1

      Prisons are big business, and just like everything else, they are run by big business.

      This sentence is absolutely heartless and undeniably true at the same time. How do we change it?

    54. Re:Is it just D&D ? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      What's stupid is prisoners can make a legal challenge, on the basis of rules set by their institution...

      Wasting taxpayer money and the courts time on such a trivial issue.

      Sure they're unhappy about D&D being banned. But it's certainly not cruel and unusual, or any violation of human rights.

      Prisoner legal challenges should have to get reviewed by outsiders on "worthiness" before the courts can even be bothered with making a decision based on the law.

      The prisoner who brought the challenge should be bitchslapped by the court as punishment for wasting their time, ordered to pay restitution, and get additional years added to their sentence on that basis.

    55. Re:Is it just D&D ? by goose-incarnated · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, you're right - fuck rehabilitation, prison's for punishment, not for the safety of society or rehabilitation of criminals who may have a shot of entering society again one day.

      You're a fucking genius, I tell ya ... (Now where did I leave those red hot irons???)

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    56. Re:Is it just D&D ? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      "Oh no ..." thinks the potential would-be criminal "I was going to commit a crime because spending ten years in prison is no sweat. But they just banned D&D!!!!"

      Yeah, I can see the deterrent.

      I don't object to the general principle of your argument, but it needs to be supported by evidence, not speculation. Remember, a key point is that most people don't expect to be caught.

    57. Re:Is it just D&D ? by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      In Clue only one person is a murderer,

      In the game, yes, in the movie, no

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    58. Re:Is it just D&D ? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I strongly agree with your post and I do not support the death penalty.

      However Australian prisons have not gone as far down the corporate path as the US has. I have a relative who IMHO is criminally insane but is held in a normal prison. 15yrs ago she was an attractive, popular teenager with excellent grades at school, she "went off the rails" after she hooked up with a sadistic boyfriend and had two kids to him at a very young age. Everyone tried to help her, but she got hooked on speed and became sadistic herself, before she turned 21 her children were taken off her and the boyfriend for their own safety. She was later convicted of accesory to murder because she helped the boyfriend dispose of a body in a suitcase. A few days after she was realsed she deliberately set fire to the boarding house she was living in and killed several sleeping residents.

      What do you do with that sort of phycopath other than seperate them from society? - I honestly don't have any answers, just questions as to what the hell happened to the mind of the little girl who was so full of life? I can blame her, I can blame the boyfriend, I can blame the hard drugs, but the truth is there is no explaination, and in her case there is no rational alternative to confinement.

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    59. Re:Is it just D&D ? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      They're still human. They still have certain rights. They're already being punished for the crime. You want to add additional arbitrary punishments with no oversight?

    60. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you realize that the most severe punishment in any United States prison is solitary confinement? The human need for socialization is the very foundation of Sociology, Psychology, Political Science, Anthropology and many other schools. This is not opinion or conjecture, it is a basic assumption of most of the soft sciences and there have been many experiments that have shown the extreme adverse effects of solitary confinement.

      I suppose solitary confinement could be pretty rough, if you're a pussy that is.

      Do yourself a favor and read Discipline and Punish. You'll start to understand that the prison system is not in fact as old as civilization but a very new, very disturbing invention.

      A very new, very disturbing invention? As opposed to the old tried and true "kill the wrongdoer" or "you're a slave now" methods that have certainly existed since well before civilization and certainly existed well into the "civilized" period of history? You want to go back to those? Be my guest but there's to be no complaining when the ruling class decides you've violated some code of behavior and prescribes a slow, agonizing, gruesome death or a life of degrading servitude for you.

    61. Re:Is it just D&D ? by camperdave · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another thing to do might be to make it mandatory for everyone to spend a week volunteering at a prison. Most people's ideas of prison are what they see in the movies.

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    62. Re:Is it just D&D ? by kj_kabaje · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the death penalty is a bit more severe.

    63. Re:Is it just D&D ? by bensode · · Score: 1

      Or setup a WoW gold farming operation ... prison profit!

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    64. Re:Is it just D&D ? by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I looked at this from that perspective, it makes quite a lot of sense. Prison isn't supposed to be fun, folks.

      "Hey! I never have to work again, my room and board are provided for me and I get to play D&D all fucking day!" This is most old-school gamers wet dream. The only thing missing is Mom cleaning up the basement for you once a month.

      I know I shouldn't feed the trolls, but this is ridiculous.

      So...having 99% of you civil rights taken from you is not punishment enough?
      So...becoming institutionalized to the point that many cannot function in society for any amount of time is not punishment enough?
      So...not being able to see you friends and family except for in extremely controlled circumstances is not punishment enough?
      So...becoming stigmatized by society to the point that it is extremely difficult to get a decent job, get a decent apartment, or to some extent have any interaction with the public without being pre-judged is not punishment enough?
      So...getting beaten and or raped on a regular basis is not punishment enough?
      So...eating prison food isn't punishment enough?
      So...being forced to spend large amounts of time surrounded by sociopaths isn't punishment enough?
      I could go on and on...

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    65. Re:Is it just D&D ? by SkankinMonkey · · Score: 1

      I thought that prison was supposed to rehabilitate prisoners ideally? If that's so, why wouldn't you want them having regular social interaction that helps them work with other people in a group and use critical thinking skills?

    66. Re:Is it just D&D ? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      But look at the benefits.
      We should also supply them with all the chips and soda they can drink.
      If not hey will just play basketball and lift weights all day.
      So which is better when they get out?
      A bunch of felons that are now your typical fat blobish dnd players or a do want them all buff and pumped up and in great shape?

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    67. Re:Is it just D&D ? by TheCarp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Do these elements show socialization skills? Cooperative ability? Evaluation of morals? Imagine if the prison ruled that all
      > players must be Lawful Good.

      Then players will secretly be chaotic evil, masquerading as lawful good. Let's see them stop that!

      > If I were imprisoned, I'd consider it a significant investment in an opportunity to work hard on improving myself, so as to no
      > longer be a detriment to society.

      I am not sure that I am comfortable with the assumption that being in prison means being a detriment to society. There are several ways to end up in prison where the detriment to society is quite debatable. I would hope, that if I found myself in prison, it would be for one of those reasons and I wouldn't have to feel bad about myself, simply wronged by the machinery of society.

      In any case, I would start with reflecting on whether you actually have anything to rehabilitate. Given how the law is made, and who it is made by, its nowhere near the best standard for figuring out right from wrong. Piss poor one actually.

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    68. Re:Is it just D&D ? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I would hope the reason is because they deserve the punishment theyve received (if not, perhaps they shouldnt be there), as well as for the good of society (as a deterrent). How does allowing game playing contribute to either of those primary goals?

    69. Re:Is it just D&D ? by locallyunscene · · Score: 1

      The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all." -H. L. Mencken

      I could see this ruling being used to support a school's case against D&D because it promotes "gang behavior" in its students.

    70. Re:Is it just D&D ? by NekSnappa · · Score: 1

      This was pretty much my first reaction as well. But on further reflection the prison systems claim of mimicking gang behavior has some merit.
      First you have remember that a lot of these guys in prison, while not educated, are still quite savvy, and have a whole lot of time on their hands. There are many cases that show just how creative prisoners can be when it comes to escape plans, and making weapons with the materials on hand.
      So I don't think it would take much for one of the more enterprising ones to use a game like this to cover the activities of organizing illicit behavior.

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    71. Re:Is it just D&D ? by droptone · · Score: 1

      Less crime and less punishment by Mark Kleiman is of interest here.

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    72. Re:Is it just D&D ? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I'd like a fair, equitable, just applications of principles here. But

      I agree with most of your comment, and would even question this part-- you seem to imply that taking games away violates a "fair, equitable application of principles"... can you clarify which principles might demand that prisoners get to have fun?

    73. Re:Is it just D&D ? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If theyre not in solitary confinement, by definition there are others around them. I think that would fall into the category of "allowing people to socialize to a minimum extent".

    74. Re:Is it just D&D ? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      You'll start to understand that the prison system is not in fact as old as civilization but a very new, very disturbing invention.

      The Romans would like a word with you.

    75. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      The movie also had multiple murderers committed with multiple weapons. It'd be interesting to modify clue to allow for that.

    76. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      At least they're not learning that it's ok to kill the blacksmith for selling you a fake magical sword.

    77. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, no it is not.
      it is what psychos like chick believe, but he is the exception to the rule.

    78. Re:Is it just D&D ? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Fundamentalist" is not an inherently negative term. The term actually originates due to a series of essays entitied "The Fundamentals" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fundamentals published around 1900 which argued for a return to fundamental forms of Christianity. They were actually surprisingly modern. For example, they were more or less ok with an old earth and somewhat ok with evolution. So just because someone self-identifies as a fundamentalist does not mean they are a raging nutcase.

      More generally, just because someone considers themselves to be a fundamentalist in a general sense is not a reason to stop being a fundamentalist. They may simply understand that their beliefs are classified as such and also think that those beliefs are simply correct. The fallacy of equating fundamenalism to being wrong is the same as equating extremism in general to being wrong. How extreme a view is is not intrinsically related to how correcr it is. In 1820 anti-slavery sentiment in the United States was an extreme belief. In 1600, heliocentrism was an extreme belief. Arguments of the form "X is extremist or fundamenalist so X is wrong" simply don't hold water.

    79. Re:Is it just D&D ? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Also, it may be that you actually get a lot of enjoyment and refreshment out of "educational reading", and don't particularly enjoy football

      Some people may enjoy cold showers, bad food, and isolation. I dont see how thats really relevant, the purpose of prison throughout history has generally been to deprive individuals of freedoms in response to a crime deserving of punishment. Whether or not they get their jollies by staring at a blank wall for 8 hours a day isnt really relevant.

      A little bit of "release" can change an unpleasant situation from unbearable to bearable.

      When you look at the history of prisons, and the current situation, I think youd be hard pressed to prove that conditions are so much more unbearable than they have been in the past. People have somehow managed to endure far worse, I dont think taking a board game away is going to result in white-collar criminals turning into psychopaths.

    80. Re:Is it just D&D ? by ElSupreme · · Score: 1

      I concur. I always thought (growing up) that prison was supposed to be a rehabilition facility. While also sepreating a 'dangerous' population from the regular population until they were fit to reintegrate.

      Apparently I was wrong. It is just punishment, and there is nothing too cruel, or bad enough for non-violent marajuana dealers to endure.

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    81. Re:Is it just D&D ? by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "one player is denoted the Boss... [who] is tasked with giving directions to other employees... [which] mimics the organization of a gang."

      Integration at its finest !

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    82. Re:Is it just D&D ? by oji-sama · · Score: 1

      What is the quality of life in draconian type of states when compared to alternatives? And a 'soft' prison is also a deterrant. I don't think harder punishments help a lot. Capital punishment is already an option in USA and you can't go much further than that (and be somewhat civilized).

      And a side note to GPP: I agree, and I know a few police officers who call prisons universities for criminals.

      (This is my opinion, not research. Is there proof that punishment approach works when compared to rehabilation approach?)

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    83. Re:Is it just D&D ? by kevinNCSU · · Score: 1

      1 a often capitalized : a movement in 20th century Protestantism emphasizing the literally interpreted Bible as fundamental to Christian life and teaching b : the beliefs of this movement c : adherence to such beliefs
      2 : a movement or attitude stressing strict and literal adherence to a set of basic principles

      Just because fundamentalist has started to have a connotation of terrorist because of the media exposure crazy people get (who of course are always going to believe they are following the fundamentals whether they are or not) doesn't mean all the religious people in the world are going to decide that following the fundamental tenants of their faith is a bad idea. And if they would correctly recognized "Love thy neighbor as thyself" as a fundamental tenant then I'd prefer they were all fundamentalists.

    84. Re:Is it just D&D ? by th3rmite · · Score: 1

      I just did a quick scan of Mark A.R. Kleiman's paper When Brute Force Fails: Strategic Thinking for Crime Control and his thinking makes sense except he is using time spent in prison as the punishment. I wasn't talking about increasing prison time, I was talking about making prison much harder of a time.

    85. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      ...isn't punishment enough?

      Depends on the crime.

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    86. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Reasonable law? Let's be sensible here, the law is worded so broadly that pretty much ANY social interaction between inmates could be banned. Technically you can forbid them to play American Football because of the different player positions having different roles with one, the quarterback, having a special "controlling" position. Presto gang structure.

      It's laws like these (and they don't just exist in prison environment) that can be abused and are abused to push personal agendas.

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    87. Re:Is it just D&D ? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Informative

      because let's face it, crime is at an all time high,

      A commonly held misbelief.

      According to the FBI's Uniform Crime Report, crime levels are at about 79% of what they were in 2006. Or about 84% of what they were in 2005. There was an uptick in crime in 2001, but other than that, crime has been declining pretty steadily since 1986.

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    88. Re:Is it just D&D ? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > What the fuck? It's prison. It's punishment.

      If you actually intend to let the prisoners out eventually, it makes more sense to focus on getting as many prisoners as you can to a state where they are safer and better to society than before they entered prison.

      While punishment has its place (conditioning behaviour), saying "it's prison, it's punishment" seems to indicate a fixation on punishment, which is generally counterproductive to the above goal.

      If you don't actually intend to let the prisoners out eventually, you'd save a lot more time and resources if you just execute them and have no prisons at all.

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    89. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to laugh out loud so hard...

      Table: "Only Jesus can save"
      first line below table: hyperlink: "Save 50%" :D :D :D

      (btw, does that mean you do get to play D? ;-)

    90. Re:Is it just D&D ? by rgviza · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's flawed logic. People believe that because most people who murder on behalf of religion are fundamentalist or extremist, that all fundamentalists and extremists are murderers.

      It's simply not true.

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    91. Re:Is it just D&D ? by cbeaudry · · Score: 1

      The thing is you have a problem in America.

      Crime inst at an all time high, laws are.
      Which in turn makes people into criminals. (drug possession anyone?)
      Prison should be a deterrent I agree and somewhat of a punishment.
      However the main goal should be rehabilitation.

      Take a close look at the incarceration programs in Scandinavian countries.
      Their results are astounding. Norway has a high reintegration success rate even with violent crime offenders.

      Rehabilitation and re-integration.

      Thing is, people don't like to think that its society's responsibility in America because of the survival of the fittest, dog eats dog, business is business mentality you like to pretend you have.

      If prisoners arent allowed to have fun, then just lock them into a 3x3 dark, damp cell (the HOLE) for their whole prison sentence, with a cot in the corner and a hole to shit in. Then you'll see how well they re-integrate and contribute to society.

      They wont be paying back their debt, society is robbing itself by not investing in them. Might as well just kill them all for petty crimes.

    92. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Dogun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not just D & D; they banned all fantasy roleplaying.

      Now that I've read the decision, I'm a little more annoyed.

      The prison officials provided evidence in the form of testimony, from one of the prison officials who claims to be a gang expert. The court appeared to find his testimony regarding gang structure unchallanged, so let that stand.

      They found that regulating gangs was reasonable, that Singer could play other games instead, that if it does lead to gang activity, that will put a strain on prison resources, and fourth, that the prison couldn't really curb the behavior without banning the game. (Which is apparently what you need to have to pass the Turner test for prison regulations.)

      A few cases referencing D&D were cited as well, but not addressed. The prison gang expert also said that fantasy role-playing was escapist behavior and could impede rehabilation; despite the extensive amount of affidavits provided by Singer's side to the contrary, the court let that statement stand.

      He's got an appeal open on first amendment grounds. His 96-pages of notes for a single campaign sound to me like a pretty compelling sort of expression. Who knows? Maybe the court will decides that collaborative storytelling is protected.

    93. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dwiget001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, from another viewpoint, the whole prison system "mimicks gang structure". So, where would be be then?

    94. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think prison is bad enough; and if you make it really terrible, then you get screwed up people coming out the other end.

      In our age of corporate "for profit" prisons, try not to think of them as "screwed up people coming out the other end" just consider this to be creating "return customers" or to be "fostering employee loyalty".

    95. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, but turn it around and let's take a look at it from the prisoner's eyes. You know what a prisoner's biggest problem is, at least in medium-low security wards? Not drugs, not gang wars, not being locked up. It's the ultimate torture for the human being: Boredom. Prison life is utterly, mind numbing boring. Did you know that working is a privilege in most prisons? For good reasons, you finally get to do something with your time. Yes, being allowed to work is a fuckin' privilege. It sure as hell beats sitting in your cell and watching the wall paint.

      And people who have nothing to do will find something to do. There's a simple reason why drugs can be stored away in a prison environment: The inmates have a LOT more time finding and creating hideouts for them than the wardens have to search for them. And they have a ton of time on their hands to spend on finding hiding spots and designing them.

      Instead of outlawing playing D&D, I'd have made it a huge privilege. Something to aspire to. Be good, behave, be the best inmate there is and you get to play. Hand your inmates tons of material to read and they will spend their time creating and designing their characters instead of thinking where to stow their dope. Which is, btw, also mostly a problem due to boredom. Yes, being high is preferable to watching that blotch of paint on the wall.

      I'm fairly sure that prison will soon see a lot new problems spring up. They'll have a lot of very bored inmates at their hand, and boredom is the road to problems in a prison environment.

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    96. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Temujin_12 · · Score: 1

      it should be clarified that this is what *some* Christian fundamentalists believe

      Why is it that online discussions always seem to jump straight to hasty generalizations? Is Slashdot really just full of 14 year olds or are we really that intolerant of each other?

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    97. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why YOU are NOT imprisoned. Those who are imprisoned don't look forward to becoming better people. They don't care.

    98. Re:Is it just D&D ? by interploy · · Score: 1

      Let's be fair. On the outside you don't have to worry about a shiv in the back if you screw another player. I bet there are very few asshole DMs in prison.

    99. Re:Is it just D&D ? by ildon · · Score: 1

      That's really a 19th century view of prison. Modern prisons are supposed to be about rehabilitation. With the exceptions being when they're overpopulated or when their majority population is "lifers". Overpopulated prisons tend to just be places to hold people because they can't afford to attempt to rehabilitate at that scale, and with lifers there's no reason to rehabilitate someone when you're just waiting for them to die.

    100. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Duradin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How does going out into the rec yard to play basketball contribute?

      How does having a library contribute?

      How does having windows, lights and environmental control contribute?

      If the goal of prison is just to punish and deter, why don't we just start lopping off extremities or torturing them? Perhaps because the goal of prison was more than just to punish and deter but narrow minded vengeful nitwits have decided that getting their just deserts was more important than reformation.

    101. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a week long trip with my school that takes 3-5 years.

      *shudder*

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    102. Re:Is it just D&D ? by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      > Arguments of the form "X is extremist or fundamenalist so X is wrong" simply don't hold water.
      You're right of course, as far as rigorous logic goes. If only society respected logic more than conformity...

    103. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *blink*

      Fuck! You're right! Let's outlaw companies and corporations!

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    104. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      *sigh* Ok, fine, c'mon guys, let's play Magna Veritas. So. Satisfied?

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    105. Re:Is it just D&D ? by wwfarch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Allowing prisoners to play games doesn't controbute to either of those goals. However, you still need to take into account the fact that most people in prison will be leaving again. If you take away all sources of fun for years, how do you think that will affect their psyche? Many people, including myself, believe that one of the major problems with the American justice system is that its focus is primarily on punishment instead of rehabilitation.

    106. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Xanthvar · · Score: 1

      I think you might be hitting the nail on the head here, but I can see the an argument for the other side, on why this could be a good idea.

      Part of this could be a system doing this out of spite, as they inmates are enjoying something that lets them forget, for a period of time, that they are in prison. "They aren't there to have fun, they are their to pay for their crime... we need to put a stop to this immediately". Psychological studies have shown that there is a danger of jailers to develop sadist tendencies if left unchecked, almost a product of the environment they are working in.

      From the flip side, almost any gamer has had a person who was a sociopath join the group, and do some pretty disturbing things... sometimes the line between pretend and reality gets pretty blurred. Imagine a group of like minded individuals, who are role playing Evil characters, who are basically evil people in real life. A group of people getting together, and sadistically role-playing raping and murdering, going through extensive planning, would be pretty disturbing.. especially if they are in prison for rape or murder... it would work counter to the ideal of reform, so I can see banning something encouraging this type of behavior... especially if the GM encourages it, and lets face it, there are some VERY angry people in prison.

      Now throw in the fact that you have tons of time on your hands, and that reality is much worse than any fantasy, and of course you could loose touch with reality, and become obsessive.. why wouldn't you. We see this happening all the time in "well adjusted" people, who later can't cope with reality, and commit crime, or kill themselves, so prison is probably going to be worse.

      There are lots of positive aspects to role-playing, but there can be negative ones as well. Unfortunately, rules, regulations, and laws are very poor at making exceptions or being able to differentiate between good or bad, and just bring down the ban hammer on all of it.

    107. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      But strict deterrence both doesn't work and isn't the only legal motivation for imprisonment. Theoretically, we have a criminal justice system interested in rehabilitation (that's why it's the department of "corrections").

      Honestly, it's a lot better for them to be doing something as basically harmless and pro-social as D&D, than to be passing meth recipes, or learning how to make the best shiv out of soap.

      Also, treating people horribly for multiple months/years doesn't actually ever make them better people, and prisoners still have human rights (albeit limited in some respects according to their crimes. So, of course it's tied up in court - any issue of what power the state has to control human behavior and conditions is a matter for the courts.

    108. Re:Is it just D&D ? by 3dr · · Score: 1

      They just don't want the prisoners to learn the +8 Jailbreak spell. I mean, come on, those walls are at most only +2 concrete </snort>.

    109. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      You sum up the situation pretty well. I think the court was correct in this ruling. I, also, think the Warden was wrong. That is, the prison should be allowed to forbid prisoners from playing RPG's (or any other game) when the authorities believe it is warranted, however, the authorities were wrong in concluding that forbiding roleplaying games was warranted. If the prison was doing this because they had a case where some prisoners had used D&D (or some other RPG) as a cover for gang activity, I would fully support the prison's decision. In this case, they are just being stupid. However, that being said, based on what I have seen of the case, they are on sound legal basis to do so. Just because something is stupid, doesn't mean it is illegal.

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    110. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      So just because someone self-identifies as a fundamentalist does not mean they are a raging nutcase.

      Well, it would be nice if self-described fundamentalists would actually define what they mean by fundamentalism. It seems to me that the definition they would be likely to adopt, is that they believe in the "scriptural inerrancy" of the Bible. But of course, that would make them nutcases. How could any modern person believe that and not think that it was kind of crazy?

      The other definitions of "fundamentalist" are even more crazy than that. So, how exactly does one self-identify as a fundamentalist and not be crazy?

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    111. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sorry to break it to you, but no. Nobody breaking the law thinks of the consequences.

      Take bank robberies. About 90% of the culprits are caught within the first 48 hours. Another 9% within two weeks. This is basically common knowledge, at least around here. Yet still people go and rob banks. Few of them with any sensible preparations. It's a spur of the moment thing, often and usually based on desperation. You can see that in the statistics because the cases get more and more just before Christmas and usually the annual peak is in the week before.

      Do you think anyone of them thought about the 10 years of prison waiting for him?

      The repetition rate is stunningly low, that's true. Mostly because in prison they learn it's much easier (and possibly even more profitable) to rob gas stations and 7/11s.

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    112. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      1 a often capitalized : a movement in 20th century Protestantism emphasizing the literally interpreted Bible as fundamental to Christian life and teaching b : the beliefs of this movement c : adherence to such beliefs 2 : a movement or attitude stressing strict and literal adherence to a set of basic principles

      Right. A belief in a literal interpretation of the Bible is insane.

      Just because fundamentalist has started to have a connotation of terrorist because of the media exposure crazy people get

      I never associated fundamentalism with terrorism. I do associate it with craziness, because the belief is fundamentally flawed and rationally unsupportable. This is what I was getting at - how do you identify yourself as subscribing to a crazy belief, and not think; "wow, I'm really fucking out there" unless there is something very wrong with you?

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    113. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Next time, ask him how he would react if he was in their boots. Imagine this: The US isn't the superpower it is but the arab countries are united and they are now. And they have for some odd reason the idea that you're a threat to them, so they come to the US and kick open doors seemingly randomly, kidnap and torture people. Would it make him think that he should better lie low or would it make him more angry than anything and he wants those people dead or worse?

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    114. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because imprisoned automatically means guilty.

      Oh, wait! We have a fallible legal system, that falsely imprisons people all the time!

      Because imprisoned automatically means "monstrous anti-social demon."

      Oh, wait! We have a variety of laws that are punishable by prison time, meaning that such things as repeated misdemeanors, "victimless" crimes like drug use unconnected to other crime, and all sorts of other crimes not involving violence or high theft can result in incarceration.

      Basically, you're full of crap.

    115. Re:Is it just D&D ? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Only to some. There are those that would rather have other people take care of them forsaking some of that freedom.

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    116. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      It's flawed logic. People believe that because most people who murder on behalf of religion are fundamentalist or extremist, that all fundamentalists and extremists are murderers.

      I don't recall writing that all fundamentalists are murderers. Most fundamentalists are nice, peaceful people. But they are not rational people. How can you be rational and be a self-described fundamentalist at the same time?

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    117. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm. Yeah. I really hope that inmates are denied access to recreations which involve simulating murder and prison breaks.
      I really really hope that's already the case.

    118. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      Ah, but then they're addicted to D&D... and where are these ex-cons going to get the scratch to buy the latest books and gaming supplements.

      Crime. You steal to feed the habit.

    119. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Why do you omit the most blatant gang structure of all? Companies. You have the gang leader who tells his underlings what to do and there's money involved too!

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    120. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Dogun · · Score: 1

      I would invest in this prison.

    121. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree with you on principle, but I'd like to make one side point - prison rape is not intended as part of the punishment/rehabilitation program, and is a huge PROBLEM, one that modern U.S. culture in particular insists on treating as a joke.

      It's not funny - people don't deserve to be raped, regardless of their crimes; and given that the worst offenders tend to be the ones most prone to violent, impulsive behavior, it's usually the less violent inmates that bear the brunt of it.

    122. Re:Is it just D&D ? by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would say that most Christian fundamentalists are pacifists like the Amish.

    123. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So we should throw the whole basis of appeals by wrongfully sentenced prisoners out the window? Or just their ability to protest abuses and mismanagement of the system. Sure, maybe this doesn't constitute those, but your suggestion would cut those down just as severely.

      who should these "outsiders" be? How do you decide whether they are being impartial? What are you paying them?

    124. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Dogun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who the fuck isn't scared of going to prison?

      People who've been there before.

    125. Re:Is it just D&D ? by sh00z · · Score: 1

      Easy enough to get rid of fitness-related activies using this rationale. If a basketball team has a "captain," or they ever have informal "tournaments," doesn't that also mimic the gang structure?

    126. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

      I never knew the full depth of Jack Chick's disconnect with reality until now... 7 gamers - 4 of them attractive girls and not a single one - of any them - overweight!

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    127. Re:Is it just D&D ? by kevinNCSU · · Score: 1

      So what you really meant to say was that all religious people are crazy. That's fine, I simply misinterpreted your bashing for an honest interest in why anyone might self-identify as a fundamentalist.

      As a side note, you should re-read the definition you chose and note the original poster you're replying to chose to capitalize Christian but not 'fundamentalist'. Therefore one would assume he considers himself to adhere strictly to the principals of Christianity, not a member of a movement relating to strict literal interpretation of the entire bible.

    128. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Desmanthus · · Score: 1

      I played a campaign with a DM who spent time in prison. He was a moron. If most prison DMs are like him, that would definitely be a deterrent from crime.

    129. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I were imprisoned, I'd consider it a significant investment in an opportunity to work hard on improving myself, so as to no longer be a detriment to society.

      With an attitude like that, good luck ever getting into prison.

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    130. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I would love to play D&D with some ex-cons.

      "Your rogue has a shiv? Where'd he get a shiv?"

      "I filed shavings off of my mug, melted down a copper piece for solder, and used a sock for the handle."

      "..."

    131. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      So what you really meant to say was that all religious people are crazy.

      No, I didn't say all religious people. Most religious people don't believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible.

      That's fine, I simply misinterpreted your bashing for an honest interest in why anyone might self-identify as a fundamentalist.

      I am honestly interested.

      Therefore one would assume he considers himself to adhere strictly to the principals of Christianity, not a member of a movement relating to strict literal interpretation of the entire bible.

      Then why would he call himself a fundamentalist? I'm supposed to read some profound meaning into his use of capitalization?

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    132. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      Well, if you want wall-to-wall riots, that's one way to go.

      Inmates need outlets for energy. Even people who are very into educational reading and meditation can't maintain them and only them over multiple months or years.

      Also, what level of prison are we discussing - minimum, maximum security? Which wards get all the possibility of any entertainment removed - does the guy in there with multiple DUIs, or three years for possession of pot, get the same enforced boredom as Hannibal Lector?

      It's thinking like this (on a much more brutal scale and level, mind you) that produced the horrifying nightmare that was the Attica system.

    133. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      It's probably a commonly held misbelief because of the way it's reported.

      For instance, if there were wolves outside of a town, well... people would know there's wolves outside of a town. But if every day a young boy just kept yelling "AHHH! WOLVES!", then there'd be a bit more discussion about it, no?

      The belief that crime has gotten worse probably has a great deal to do with the more sensationalistic journalism of the last 20 years ago or so.

    134. Re:Is it just D&D ? by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      There are lots of "diceless" systems - basically rock-scissors-paper variants.

      I have this wonderful image of a 6'2, 300lb tattooed muscular prisoner whining about whether his 58th level paladin's holy sword being destroyed by enchanted rust-monsters.

      I actually think games like D&D are a very good thing for prisoners - it teaches a variety of new ways to interact with people and non-violent ways to let off aggression.

    135. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Desmanthus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Imagine if the prison ruled that all players must be Lawful Good.

      In campaigns I've played, the worst atrocities were usually committed by the paladins of Pelor.

    136. Re:Is it just D&D ? by kevinNCSU · · Score: 1

      *sigh* No, you're supposed to read the entire definition I quoted which defines a capitalized Fundamentalist as referring to a specific movement relating to strict literal interpretation of the bible where as the second definition which relates to the more generalized fundamentalist and therefore lower case, simply means adhering strictly to a set of principals. The "profound" meaning I wish you to find is the definition of a proper noun.

    137. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those people are ignoring several facts, notably that negative reinforcement loses power when the object is out of sight, and that people in prison will eventually get out in all but the most severe of cases.

      The pure deterrent model doesn't work. In fact, once sentences become uniformly harsh, it actually serves to increase criminal activity. Once you're locked up for twenty years whether you've stolen a loaf of bread or a car, you can logically rationalize stealing big, since the punishment is the same. And once punishment passes a certain point, what does it matter if it's 35 or 45 years - it's such a huge THING that the difference doesn't matter.

      This has been seen in places that make extensive use of the death penalty - once most crimes are punishable by death, dangerous, high-impact crime goes UP sharply.

      And, let's say that we turn prison into a nightmare punishment (honestly, our lack of proper management does this most times, anyway, by turning a blind eye to endemic abuse and rape problems). So, ten years later, Jimmy comes out of prison traumatized, unable to connect socially to his peers, stigmatized as a criminal, etc, etc. What the hell does he do?

    138. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      But your definition just says "often capitalized" so this is not a hard and fast thing. People often refer to the first definition without capitalizing it, so it's impossible to know what he was referring to simply based on capitalization.

      You also ignore the history of fundamentalism and the way the term is typically used - it usually describes a Protestant sect that basically hates on everything outside a narrow world view.

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    139. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Cyner · · Score: 1

      Prison is not supposed to be a deterant or punishment. It's supposed to be for protection (of people outside) and reform.

      However you accopmlish those two goals is good with me, just so long as it gets done. If D&D helps them become a law-abiding and safe citizen, then I'm all for it. Of course if the inverse is true, I am equally against it.

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    140. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      So, torture, followed by brainwashing.

      Repeat after me - "Cruel and unusual punishment is outlawed by the Bill of Rights in the U.S. Constitution, Amendment 8."

    141. Re:Is it just D&D ? by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      Rocket Propelled Grenades?! Are you insane?!

    142. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      A) Incarceration is hard. Loss of income is hard. Social stigmatization is hard. Plus, we've been doing fuck-all about the endemic rape problem and prisoner-on-prisoner violence. Prison is ALREADY HARD. It hasn't lowered crime rates, and it's increased repeat offending (recidivism).

      B) Cruel. And. Unusual. Punishment. Is. Forbidden. By. The. Eighth. Amendment. To. The. Constitution.

    143. Re:Is it just D&D ? by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      or are we really that intolerant of each other?

      yep

    144. Re:Is it just D&D ? by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How can you be rational and be a self-described fundamentalist at the same time?

      This is only a paradox for you because you're holding one word firmly (fundamentalist) while allowing the other one to be fluid (rational).

      For example, your question becomes a lot more obvious like this:

      How can you be obsessively rational and be a self-described extreme fundamentalist at the same time?

      Clearly you can't.

      On the other hand, an extreme amount of reason leads to paranoia and eventually insanity. At some point we have to assume that we can rely on previous conclusions and stop second-guessing everything. We use a little faith to believe that gravity will hold our shoes to the floor, and we walk to the bathroom without thinking about it and without taking any precautions that we might fly off the face of the earth. We don't feel the need to do Newtonian experiments every time we stand up. There's some faith at play. Ergo fundamentalist religion, only for a different topic and knowledge/information from other sources.

    145. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      The modern prison system IS relatively new. It's distinct from the debtor's prison model it is loosely preceded by (as represented by, say, Newgate prison in London), which in turn is distinct from justice systems in earlier eras in Britain.

      Which, by the way, is distinct from other justice systems in different states of its time.

      I'm not an expert, but please, let's not make sweeping generalizations across vast historical and geographical stretches with no information backing them up.

    146. Re:Is it just D&D ? by alfoolio · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. US prisons are geared toward warehousing offenders and the punishment of them, not toward rehabilitation. I submit the following:

      1) Rehabilitation is a *personal* decision. The offender has to actively decide to behave differently and has to do so on an on-going, moment-to-moment. The only thing a prison can do here is motivate a prisoner to make, and continue to make, choices that are consonant with good social behavior. Or, conversely, motivate the inmate to be a better criminal.

      2) Our sentences are disproportionate to the offense(s) committed in that they are vastly longer than what is necessary to motivate a decision to rehabilitate. US sentences are some of the most vindictive in the world. 16 years for burglary: roughly what, 25% of the world's population were still in a crappy nappy 16 years ago? Contemporary society moves so fast that it takes an extraordinary person to catch up to anywhere near where the world has gone.

      3) Most US prisons are *not* run by private contractors, they are run by the federal and state governments. Regardless of the operator, a prison is a business like any other. It has resources (prisoners), employees (guards / staff), infrastructure, etc. and a 'product' (a socially functional individual). Like any other business, it is motivated to continue to exist and to take actions to ensure that it does continue.

      4) The entire premise of taking a person who does not know how to behave properly in society and isolating him with other people who also do not know how to behave well, for years at a time, and expecting all (or even a small minority) of them to learn to behave properly is ludicrous on its face. The concept of isolation (severe shunning) works fine if used in moderate doses and is supported by other measures. But 'time out' does not work in a vacuum; it must have other supportive actions around it. Nor does increasing the length of the shunning have a positive effect.

      5) Prison is a brutal experience. On both the prisoner and the staff. Interactions between humans are two-way streets: You cannot brutalize another human being without yourself also being brutalized by your actions.

      6) If the US truly believed in rehabilitation and the myth that a convicted person is restored to society made better we would see some actual support for felons leaving prison to help them reintegrate. Most long term US prisoners are released with whatever money they acquired in prison, a change of clothes, and a lift to the nearest town. (Think a moment... We have a guy who just finished 16 years for burglary. What resources does he have for shelter? For food? Entertainment? Progress toward a useful life? What is the most likely course of action for this person? Would you chose to starve or do without?)

      DISCLAIMER: I AM an expert here. :) After 9 years in prison I managed to be that guy that got out and did okay. I did this *despite* the conditions in prison, not because of them. I am certain I succeeded only because I had enormous support to acquire a useful education after my release; because I was smart enough do that well (143 IQ --> high honors); and because I lied (by omission) about my time in prison whenever I sought employment. (I could not even get a job at McDonald's burning fries because I filled out their application truthfully!)

    147. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm stuck at 12 years old.

      Boobies!

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    148. Re:Is it just D&D ? by kevinNCSU · · Score: 1

      Then I don't understand how you can be confused about someone having the ability to self-identify as part of an organized sect. For example, I wouldn't be surprised if someone self-identified as a member of Al-Qaeda. But I would be surprised if they self-identified as a terrorist. I was under the impression that you were confused as to how anyone could possibly self-identify with a term that you believed to be at odds with a person's self image but I think you're instead confused as to how someone can hold certain religious beliefs, which is a different matter entirely.

    149. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Make them play Heroes?

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    150. Re:Is it just D&D ? by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do these elements show socialization skills? Cooperative ability? Evaluation of morals? Imagine if the prison ruled that all
      players must be Lawful Good.

      Then players will secretly be chaotic evil, masquerading as lawful good. Let's see them stop that!

      I'd think we would all know by now that there are basically two 'batcrap insane' alignments in the game: Lawful Good and Chaotic Neutral. It would be arguably better for these to be banned from play, before someone gets shanked.

    151. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, an extreme amount of reason leads to paranoia and eventually insanity. At some point we have to assume that we can rely on previous conclusions and stop second-guessing everything. We use a little faith to believe that gravity will hold our shoes to the floor, and we walk to the bathroom without thinking about it and without taking any precautions that we might fly off the face of the earth. We

      None of that requires faith. It's simply observation and experience. That's perfectly rational, and will not cause you to become paranoid or insane.

      Religion does require faith, because nobody has seen a virgin birth, or the world flooded and all the animals saved in an ark, or water turning into wine, etc. This belief in myths is completely different, because it is a belief in things that one hasn't witnessed, and from normal human experience, one would not expect to happen.

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    152. Re:Is it just D&D ? by anotherzeb · · Score: 1

      If that were the case, I don't see how countries with the death penalty can have many capital crimes, but they seem to have the most. Punishment is only a deterrent for those who think they'll get caught and most people who commit crimes think they'll get away with it. Extremely hard punishment might be a good way to discourage reoffending (my impression is that it isn't such a bad place if you're likely to be hanging out with criminal types anyway), but that would have to be backed up with a very strong "we caught you once, we'll catch you again" message, which seems to be currently lacking

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    153. Re:Is it just D&D ? by gvaness · · Score: 1

      I can think of a few of my friends that I would never want to see play any RPG. They have issues seperating character actions from players actions, problems keeping the game confined to just the game, etc. I can see a very strong case for not allowing people that have already shown problems with following rules and living ina functioning society to play violent fantasy based games. I can see the same argument for many boradgames too. Can you imagine a Diplomacy game in prison? Dorms were bad enough.

    154. Re:Is it just D&D ? by rgviza · · Score: 1

      > This is most old-school gamers wet dream.
      Til Bubba and Snap open your eyes (and anus) in the shower.

      Prison is nothing to look forward to no matter what type of recreation they allow, unless you like getting ass raped, beat to a pulp and being someone's bitch. It's far from fun. Mickey Mouse and the rest of Disneyland could be there and it wouldn't be fun. Half the people I grew up with spent time in prison. I'm not saying that they should get cable or allow gaming in prison, only that your perspective on prison is inaccurate.

      Further prison is not a deterrent. The last thing people are thinking about when they commit a crime is "Gee maybe I shouldn't do this because I might go to prison!". They are usually in the throes of withdrawal, enraged, possibly starving. They are always out of control in some way. You have to be rational for anything to be a deterrent. If they were rational they wouldn't commit the crime in the first place.

      Deterrent is a really funny word. The people that "deterrent" means something to, don't need a deterrent.

      Prison is a response. By the time it enters a criminal's mind, it's too late for them and the crime has been committed.

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    155. Re:Is it just D&D ? by camperdave · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...if you recognize that you've become a fundamentalist, wouldn't you want to do everything possible to quit being a fundamentalist?

      Christian Fundamentalism is basically "Let's strip off all of the ritual, tradition, cruft, and bloat that's crept into Christianity over the past 2000 years, and get back to what was preached and practiced back in the First Century". It's like clearing a machine of all the spyware and unused programs to get back to a pristine state. Why would you NOT want to do that? A lot of what gets labelled Fundamentalist isn't. It's whack-jobbery.

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    156. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Well, where I'm confused, is why would anybody want to be identified with fundamentalist Christianity? I can understand identifying with Christianity, but if you look at the history of fundamentalism, why would anyone want to even go near that? (By anyone, I mean anyone in a modern, educated context.)

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    157. Re:Is it just D&D ? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm stuck at 12 years old.

      Boobies!

      As always, it is far easier to drag the mean Slashdot age down than it is to bring it up.

      You bunch of poopyheads.

    158. Re:Is it just D&D ? by flogger · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you played craps with a 20-sided die?

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    159. Re:Is it just D&D ? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      So just because someone self-identifies as a fundamentalist does not mean they are a raging nutcase.

      Well, it would be nice if self-described fundamentalists would actually define what they mean by fundamentalism.

      Yeah. That's a bit like saying "I'm a lover of children! I'm a pedophile!" and wondering why you're getting funny looks. If you're going to use a word with your own private definition while a very different definition is more prevalent, you might want to explain yourself. You might also realize it's really not worth the effort, you should find a new word.

      Liberal is a word that's gotten that way. The right has succeeded in making the word as unpopular as pedophile while the democratic party has done little to keep themselves from being ineffectual embarrassments. This has caused liberals to adopt new words like progressive to replace it, get rid of the baggage.

      The interesting thing about Christ's teachings is that they were a lot more socialistic and loving than the typical fundamentalist makes them out to be. So a true christian fundamentalist would look less like the christian right and more like the christian left. :)

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    160. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they have any sense of consistency, they ought to ban teamsports aswell then, cause the teams captain tells his team mates what todo and this mimicks gang behaviour.
      If this was their concern teamgames and management courses ought to be banned too, but it's not the case, this is just a case of sheeple who encounter something they don't know and they fill in the gaps by painting them over with their own fears.

    161. Re:Is it just D&D ? by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, maybe they would better serve us all if they spent our time, money, and energy solving real problems of gangs and rape rather than deciding a non-issue such as whether D&D 'mimics gang structure'.

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    162. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're run by big business huh? WTF do you know? Maybe in other states that's the case but this particular prison in Wisconsin is run by the state, which is a 'big' business but not big in the derrogatory sense that you are implying. Despite a massive budget shortage which is forcing every state employee, all 30,000+ of them to take 8 unpaid days off every year, we are pouring money into ensuring offenders do not return. More than 5000 offenders this year will be released from prison where it costs $50 a day to house and feed them to Extended Supervision (think ankle bracelet) where it only costs $5 per day. There is also a lot of money being spent on education programs so that they have skills beyond selling drugs and theiving when they leave prison.

      However, the more we reduce the recidivism rate, the more our prison population is going to consist of the violent and/or repeat offenders, the ones you just can't reach.

      Getting back to the D&D stuff, maybe they were playing a legitamate game and that was the only thing they were doing at the table. More often than not, when offenders gather like that it is merely a front for exchanging information on stuff going on on the outside, info on rival gangs, plans to hurt or kill other offenders, etc. It's a sad fact, but that does still happen in prisons and that's the problem. They cannot have those people gathering together exchanging info and objects without being watched and there are just not enough guards to watch all the time, so their only choice is to ban those gatherings. It's as much for the safety of the offenders as it is of the guards and staff at the prison. It's just a sad fact of the prison existence.

    163. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Christian Fundamentalism is basically "Let's strip off all of the ritual, tradition, cruft, and bloat that's crept into Christianity over the past 2000 years, and get back to what was preached and practiced back in the First Century".

      No. It's really not. Where did you get that idea from?

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    164. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I wanna be a thief!"

      "It's 'rogue', now. They were sick of being accused of making kids wanna be thieves."

      "But I can still steal and pickpocket and pick locks and backstab people who aren't aware of me sneaking up on them, right?"

      "Yes."

      "Cool."

      "I wanna be a thief, er, rogue, too! Can I be an assassin?"

      "Sure. Except it's called a 'liquidation specialist' now, for much the same reason."

      "I don't wanna be a rogue. I just wanna hit people over the head."

      "Sure, no problem."

      "And I wanna cast magic spells."

      ZOMG, not magic! Evil, evil!

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    165. Re:Is it just D&D ? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I never knew the full depth of Jack Chick's disconnect with reality until now... 7 gamers - 4 of them attractive girls and not a single one - of any them - overweight!

      I know. It's like an advertisement for D&D. "Play Dungeons and Dragons! Meet cute girls! Spend your evenings with domineering sexy women DMs! Learn black magic and get that sourcebook you've always wanted!"

      Especially since the alternative seems to be "Become a Christian! Pray! Dress up! Hang around with older men and only a few depressed- or bored-looking people your own age! Burn books! Pray... again!"

      (I almost said "Hang around with domineering sexy women DMs!" in that last one, completely unintentionally. I think the tract has had an effect on me. Random thought: The D&D girls here are a bit crazy but that just means you need to catch them before they kill themselves and let them know you're starting your own campaign and they can keep playing their old character. I'm sure they'd be grateful... glaaah, this post is turning into every teenage D&D fantasy that doesn't involve succubi. Stopping now.)

    166. Re:Is it just D&D ? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      "It's pitch black. You're likely to be raped by a grue."

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    167. Re:Is it just D&D ? by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know about that pal. I live in the Bible Belt and I find Fundies scary as hell! Why are they scary? Because the vast majority of them have this ability to just turn off critical thought at will. If Pastor Joe says "it is thus" then it is thus, the end. The vast majority will never question, or look for anything to prove/disprove what Pastor Joe said, it is "Pastor Joe says it is thus and that's the way it is" and I find that kind of thoughtless obedience quite scary. It is like they want to not think for themselves, and just want to obey, like their entire life is some sort of boot camp. I find that attitude scary as hell.

      Maybe it is just me but come down here to the south and see for yourself, as we have waaaaaay too many Fundies, and just about all of them will make the hair on the back of your neck stand up.

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    168. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typically shoplifters don't go to big jails with violent offenders unless they've stolen A LOT. Then by that point it's not really shoplifting then is it? Maybe Joe Shoplifter is a shoplifter because he's already a psychopath. Then there's nothing you can do for him anyways.

    169. Re:Is it just D&D ? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      None of that requires faith. It's simply observation and experience. That's perfectly rational, and will not cause you to become paranoid or insane.

      First, I specifically illustrated how constantly questioning it would lead to insanity. You deleted that part of what I said when you rephrased me. Why?

      Second, you're missing the parallelism. The point isn't whether or not there are scientific measurements available. It is whether or not you are going to go back over the same conclusions you have already made in the past. Fundamentalist religion is basically deciding not to question sources of information you have agreed with in the past.

      Religion does require faith, because nobody has seen a virgin birth, or the world flooded and all the animals saved in an ark, or water turning into wine, etc. This belief in myths is completely different, because it is a belief in things that one hasn't witnessed, and from normal human experience, one would not expect to happen.

      Few have ever seen an atom, the surface of Mars, or the edge of the universe either. Yet we take someone's word about what it looks like and decide whether or not to believe it. Look at what you're saying:

      because it is a belief in things that one hasn't witnessed

      Or, and correct me if I'm being unfair, because it isn't something with which you personally agree. The bible is allegedly a first-hand account. You can dispute that with facts, if you've got them, but otherwise you cannot say the words 'has not witnessed' with any confidence.

      and from normal human experience, one would not expect to happen

      This statement could be applied to every single noteworthy thing a person has ever written down. 'Discoveries' more so, but 'unexpected' is a very low bar indeed.

    170. Re:Is it just D&D ? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      > Do these elements show socialization skills? Cooperative ability? Evaluation of morals? Imagine if the prison ruled that all > players must be Lawful Good.

      Then players will secretly be chaotic evil, masquerading as lawful good. Let's see them stop that!

      So they're all gonna RP paladins then, huh?

      (Sorry, one too many run-ins with players & DMs who think "You stole a crust of bread from the garbage for your children? CRIMINAL! DIE!" is expected paladin behavior.)

    171. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Totenglocke · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      There are a number of things in his tracts (aside from the weird stuff) that he presents as Biblical that aren't in the Bible (no matter how liberal/conservative your reading of it.

      So he's Catholic?

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    172. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Well if we give them cable tv and movie nights, why not let them play a game that would actually help them develop their ability to interact with other actual human beings? At least that way they're learning something as opposed to just sitting on their butt alone being entertained.

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      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~Thomas Jefferson
    173. Re:Is it just D&D ? by bar-agent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, torture, followed by brainwashing. Repeat after me - "Cruel and unusual punishment is outlawed by the Bill of Rights in the U.S. Constitution, Amendment 8."

      Or, with more accuracy and less hyperbole, stress followed by re-socialization. The GP is talking about a few months of high-stress conditions. The conditions need to be low-stress enough so that the convict can handle it for a few months, but finds it really unpleasant.

      The issue you need to consider is, when does increasing unpleasantness cross the line into cruelty? When does stress become traumatic? Every experience changes you, but when does "changes you" become "warps you" or "breaks you?"

      You have to understand that this partially depends on what aspect of life you are talking about. The measure of "cruelty" differs when comparing the workplace to a bar fight to a war. If you do not take that into account, or you end up calling something "cruel" when it is actually normal or even mild in that context.

      I would never say that sort of high-stress treatment is anything less than cruel for an office worker; but for a soldier, it is normal, he suffered worse than that in basic training. You have to decide where a convict sits on that scale.

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    174. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would also consider myself a fundamentalist Christian and went to a fundamentalist school. During my time at school the several of my classmates had wallpapered there door with Chick tracts as a joke. Jack Chick is a nutjob, and most of the things he says are comedic even to fundamentalists. As a physicist I find his Gluon comic absolutely hilarious. But to characterize all fundamentalists by what Chick believes is like characterizing everyone who is against animal cruelty as by a tract from an extremist that doesn't believe cows should be milked. There are fundamentalists who take matters to an extreme but the majority is more rational.

      On the topic of D&D, I think there will always be discomfort in the fundamentalist camp with it for a few reasons. Firstly, the most of the group has little knowledge or experience with it. So things get portrayed incorrectly. (Chick tracts are a great example of misinformation) Secondly, any game where you play a role where you "cast spells" is going to be off-limits. However since the advent of Lord of the Rings and Narnia movies I feel like fantasy is becoming slightly more acceptable.

    175. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OH! You must be the other rational person on Slashdot!

      I've been looking for you, you know. I've got some of your mail ;-)

    176. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd say that it moves into cruelty well before sleep deprivation and other intense disorientation tactics.

      Moral issues aside, it's a bad idea. You're dealing largely with damaged and anti-social psychologies to begin with - "organized" crime being a tiny minority of those crimes sentenced in the U.S.

      So, you take people who are already psychologically damaged, and subject them to high stress for an extended period of time. Not actually going to help build a stable personality. You might successfully brainwash them, but that's both unethical, and has other lasting problems.

    177. Re:Is it just D&D ? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Why is it that online discussions always seem to jump straight to hasty generalizations?

      Because all Slashdotters are idiots.

      Hey, I already got modded flamebait for being perfectly reasonable, so why shouldn't I try to earn it by being outrageous?

    178. Re:Is it just D&D ? by IndigoDarkwolf · · Score: 1

      Sounds like being an American in any European country, except for the raping and the food. Unless you're in England, then you can include the food, too.

      </snark>

    179. Re:Is it just D&D ? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck isn't scared of going to prison?

      People who've been there before.

      Mod up insightful.

      Any terror loses teeth once you actually experience it. It may still be bad, but it loses that aura of irrational fear. I was scared of heights until I jumped off a roof. Now I just respect heights. I was terror-stricken and panicked that time I nearly drowned. Now, I would handle it much more calmly.

      I suppose one consequence of living in such a sheltered society as we do is I have to call the parent's post "insightful" instead of "blindingly obvious." You'd think more people would have experienced something that they greatly feared, but no.

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    180. Re:Is it just D&D ? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      deterrence, protection, rehabilitation, and vindication

      I think you mean "revenge." "Vindication" means "ha ha I was right after all."

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    181. Re:Is it just D&D ? by jpallan · · Score: 1

      And playing D&D while your incarcerated isn't going to make the whole experience enjoyable.

      Particularly if you can't roll anything better than a 10 with no re-rolls.

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    182. Re:Is it just D&D ? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      What do you do with that sort of psychopath other than seperate them from society? ... in her case there is no rational alternative to confinement.

      It used to be that the rational alternative was Australia. :-)

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    183. Re:Is it just D&D ? by GundamFan · · Score: 1

      As a Virginian I have to agree totally with this and I live an hour from D.C.

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    184. Re:Is it just D&D ? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Not if the habit stays free, within prison programs where a special hall
      has been set up to continue the gaming.

    185. Re:Is it just D&D ? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I forgot, the US IS THE WORLD...nothing else exists.
      Grow up and face the propaganda....we are not alone.

    186. Re:Is it just D&D ? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      More often than not, when offenders gather like that it is merely a front for exchanging information on stuff going on on the outside, info on rival gangs, plans to hurt or kill other offenders, etc.

      Mod up. Parent could be right. Maybe the report got garbled and the GM actually was issuing instructions to gang members.

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    187. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Prisons are *supposed* to be about rehab. If they were solely for punishment they'd probably be unconstitutional. I did however say they did this poorly.

      These days prisons *are* built & managed by private companies. Your experience was either a while ago, or you were incarcerated in the rare prison that doesn't contract everything out. My step-brother was a state corrections officer in Florida for years & they were the only part of the prison system that wasn't contracted out to a 3rd party. See also: Corrections Corp. of America, The Geo Group & Cornell Cos.

      All that being said, I'm glad you made it out alive & functional.

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    188. Re:Is it just D&D ? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      i just might, I need extra gold for my account

    189. Re:Is it just D&D ? by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      You were modded flamebait because your valid reasoning went against the groupthink. It's always a danger of trying to discuss religion here.

      But if you're Christian, you shouldn't be worried about karma anyway ;)

    190. Re:Is it just D&D ? by makomk · · Score: 1

      One would hope that prison rape isn't intended as part of the punishment, but that seems to be debatable...

    191. Re:Is it just D&D ? by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. One wonders what this warden is thinking by banning D&D because it "emulates gang structure"? This sounds like something that a politician, who has never worked in or run a prison, might say or do to get votes. Any warden of any prison in America will tell you that privileges are a HUGE part of what makes any prison run smoothly; they are a vital tool. Absolute punishment 24/7 tends to backfire in the long run because people who have little or nothing left to lose are not easily controlled. Offering rewards and incentives for good behavior is therefore in the best interests of both the prison staff and the prisoners. The great thing about D&D, from the standpoint of the warden, is that it has the potential to be tremendous occupier of both time and mental energy. Time and mental energy which, as the parent points out, could easily be put to other devious uses by prisoners. Most of us here on Slashdot have probably played D&D at some point so we know how tremendously complex and engrossing the game can become whereas some prison wardens might not recognize this valuable tool of control. So here it is for all of you prison wardens out there: Do you want to make your job and life easier? Do you want to have fewer problems with physical violence? How about enhancing the education program with basic math, statistics, social interactions, and strategic thinking (the sort the might be useful in returning to productive society)? If you want these things then, D&D should be promoted as a privilege rather than banned as "gang simulator"; it has the potential to be many times more effective than either cable television or working in the metal shop as privilege.

    192. Re:Is it just D&D ? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Moral issues aside, it's a bad idea. You're dealing largely with damaged and anti-social psychologies to begin with - "organized" crime being a tiny minority of those crimes sentenced in the U.S.

      So, you take people who are already psychologically damaged, and subject them to high stress for an extended period of time. Not actually going to help build a stable personality. You might successfully brainwash them, but that's both unethical, and has other lasting problems.

      Yeah, this treatment would not be a good idea for someone who already has psychological damage. But for your typical small-time hood, gay-beater, or rapist, the intense disorientation tactics might work well as a disincentive.

      And it would not would not be brainwashing. It would be re-socialization, like I said. Encounter groups, counseling, prison ministers, or whatever.

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    193. Re:Is it just D&D ? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      There's something in their psyche that would rather have a violent response to a problem which doesn't work, than a peaceful response which does. The first is somehow more satisfying to them. The second one is sort of.. offensive to their sensibilities.

      It may not be entirely their fault. For example, it is probably fair to say that for most of human history, or at least up until relatively recently anyway, the "violence first questions later" approach probably conferred some survival advantages. After all, we are the descendants of conquerors and barbarians who looted and pillaged, not the enlightened pacifists. When it comes to human nature, refined through natural selections, old habits (perhaps very old in the case of violent urges) can be tough to break.

    194. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      No, it's really not debatable. In no state in the union is rape a sentence legally permissible to be meted out for a criminal offense, felony or misdemeanor.

      Legally, prisoners are as entitled to protection from rape as any other citizen.

    195. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      You think that people get to the point of gay-beating and rape without being massively psychologically damaged? Really?

      Theft, etc, maybe. But violent crime and sexual assault don't tend to be perpetrated by psychologically stable individuals.

      I understand where you're coming from - but real and permanent re-socialization does not and cannot come from this sort of psychological warfare.

      The whole "break them down, then rebuild them" myth of psychological restructuring is a terrible, ill-founded idea, that has been discredited time and time again.

    196. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      Sort of a half-way house for D&D? The Halfling house, we'll call it.

      We are both kidding, right?

    197. Re:Is it just D&D ? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      You were modded flamebait because your valid reasoning went against the groupthink. It's always a danger of trying to discuss religion here.

      Yeah, I know. I'm just shooting for some Funny here (because I feel like it, not because I believe it will gain me karma).

      But if you're Christian, you shouldn't be worried about karma anyway ;)

      Bother. I'll have to see what my imam has to say about that ;)

    198. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently not (Yes I realise it was a joke)

    199. Re:Is it just D&D ? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I don't see it as cruel and unusual though. Preventing any form of recreation would, but there is a range of activities available for prisoners. As other people have pointed out - this is a prison. As long as there are reasonable options I don't see a problem with the prison making rules about what the options are. Even if the reasoning behind those rules is daft

    200. Re:Is it just D&D ? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      You think that people get to the point of gay-beating and rape without being massively psychologically damaged? Really?

      Sure. All it takes is peer pressure. Some booze. Poor parenting. A very, very bad month. A gang -- or fraternity -- initiation. Any number of things. It's cute how you are so innocent. :-)

      I understand where you're coming from - but real and permanent re-socialization does not and cannot come from this sort of psychological warfare.

      The whole "break them down, then rebuild them" myth of psychological restructuring is a terrible, ill-founded idea, that has been discredited time and time again.

      Could very well be. It does sound reasonable, but many incorrect things do, and I am no psychologist. I think I was arguing more for harsher, shorter sentences than actual "break down and rebuild" like the GGG-etc.-P was talking about, anyway.

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    201. Re:Is it just D&D ? by hey! · · Score: 1

      But that's how you would justify the decision. It's not how the warden justified the decision. It is that justification that matters, not whether it happens to fit your ideal of what incarceration should be. In fact, the warden's ideals of what incarceration should be are of limited importance as well.

      What matters are the laws and regulations that empower him to make this decision, and whether that decision is within what is authorized by those laws. Apparently it is in the opinion of the court (barely) although his justification so badly mischaracterizes the game it's almost certainly invalid in my opinion. It's not possible to base a rational and reasonable policy on blatantly wrong information. That it happens to make certain people feel good is not a justification.

      Remember that the warden is an agent of the law enforcement system. It's an honorable vocation, but that doesn't mean people who enforce the law get to make up their own law to suit themselves. A warden can't do anything he pleases with the prisoners just because it tickles his fancy, any more than a cop can put the boot in because it feels like the right thing to do. Agents of the law should be scrupulous in following the law.

      If you want to advocate a law which forbids any activity prisoners might draw enjoyment from, be my guest. Personally, I'm not convinced it is in the best interest of society. But don't advocate law enforcement officers making shit up. If we let that happen, it calls into question whether our system of laws is rational at all.

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    202. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't be that hard... he just has to attend the wrong peace rally.

      Of course, being in prison for more than 6 months is another thing :)

    203. Re:Is it just D&D ? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      First crack down on prison rape, then crack down on "Fun."

    204. Re:Is it just D&D ? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      a often capitalized : a movement in 20th century Protestantism emphasizing the literally interpreted Bible as fundamental to Christian life and teaching b : the beliefs of this movement c : adherence to such beliefs

      Given that literally interpreted Bible has many clear explicit calls to violence, it's not exactly surprising that Christian fundamentalists are viewed as aggressive and dangerous a priori.

    205. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      nobody has seen a virgin birth

      I am continually confused that people think a virgin birth is somehow miraculous.

      Look, she gave him a handjob, faked her orgasm because he didn't know what he was doing, he rolled over to go to sleep and she finished herself off.

      If she'd just washed her hand first, she wouldn't have become pregnant, and then this whole deity excuse wouldn't have been necessary.

      Miracle? The only miracle is people thinking the only possible answer is divine intervention.

    206. Re:Is it just D&D ? by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and guards NEVER look the other way or fail to notice it happening, and these guards NEVER rationalize their malfeasance to themselves or others by saying, in effect, 'well, they're here to be punished...'

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    207. Re:Is it just D&D ? by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had to laugh out loud so hard...

      Table: "Only Jesus can save"

      Poppycock. I have a Will save modifier of +18.

    208. Re:Is it just D&D ? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      They didn't ban it because "Prisoners shouldn't have fun", they banned it because of "Mimicking Gang Structure". That's a mad claim, and it's fair game for us to ridicule it. Furthermore, it reflects badly on D&D, and anyone who plays those games, by associating it with gangs, and generally pushing the idea that it's bad.

      Easy fix. Give every player an "Assistant DM" ranking so that you've got your own little bureaucracy. Change the DMs title to "Chief Executive" and voila: it now mimics the executive branch of the US government.

      It's a game, it's a civics lesson, it's EDUTAINMENT!

    209. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      When I was in public school and playing D&D (not to imply that it was as bad as prison, just that it is another illogical institution) dice were also banned as gambling paraphernalia. The teachers looked at our dice and just told us to put the 6-sided dice away.

    210. Re:Is it just D&D ? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if you believe the antireligious definition of "fundamentalist"-- whatever that is. It's bad.

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    211. Re:Is it just D&D ? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      As has been discussed before, that's one definition (capital F fundamentalism). The other one is the one we're more familiar with (lowercase f fundamentalism): "I believe everything in the Bible is to be taken 100% literally. Yes the universe was made in 7 days, men were made from dust and women were made from man ribs."

      You're both arguing because you're thinking of different meanings of one word.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homonym

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    212. Re:Is it just D&D ? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I forgot, the US IS THE WORLD...nothing else exists.
      Grow up and face the propaganda....we are not alone.

      So, what you're saying is that crime is on the decline in the USA (with all its massive prison population), but on the rise in the rest of the world (with fewer prisons and prisoners).

      Gotcha, makes perfect sense. Of course, it goes against conventional wisdom (and likely your intent, and certainly the OP's intent), but that's life.

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    213. Re:Is it just D&D ? by operagost · · Score: 1

      How could any modern person believe that and not think that it was kind of crazy?

      Many, many people believe that and can provide logical, scholarly reasons for that. In my opinion, either the Bible is correct or it is useless. I don't see why an omnipotent being would allow his writings to be corrupted in any significant manner.

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    214. Re:Is it just D&D ? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I would think chaotic evil would be far more batshit crazy? Or is that just how it gets played. Admittedly I am quite familiar with D&D, its concepts, etc, but never actually played real D&D, so I get the theory, but I could also see how some character alignments would tend to get quite stereotyped.

      Overall, I mean, they make for ok storytelling, which is kind of the point, but in terms of life experience, I don't think there are really many evil characters. Good and neutral yes, but evil is often just good disagreement about good, or really neutral.

      I mean, thats not to say there are not psychopaths that delight in hurting people, but, they are so rare that I doubt I have ever even met such a person. Certainly most people can exhibit certain characteristics, and some may have very warped moral compasses, but, ive never met anyone that delighted in the thought that he was the bad guy.

      If anything it reminds me of what the one social science class that I took called the "Fundamental error of assumption" that is... that we tend to ascribe other peoples actions to being a product of who they are as a person, whereas we tend to ascribe our own actions to external influences.

      That is.... I stole some food because its a tight job market, my unemployment ran out, and my kids are starving. You however stole it because you are a thief with no morals.

      -Steve

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    215. Re:Is it just D&D ? by operagost · · Score: 1

      You sort of answered your own question, because it's mainly the antireligious who use capital-F "Fundamentalism" as a straw man in their attacks on cherry-picked negatives tied to Christians.

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    216. Re:Is it just D&D ? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Crappy DM, I gather.

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    217. Re:Is it just D&D ? by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Both of you are retarded. Clearly, it's ignorant to claim that all prisoners cannot be rehabilitated, but claiming that prisons should be resorts because some are not guilty, or just what YOU consider "not guilty", is foolish.

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    218. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Simmeh · · Score: 1

      Good call. Besides, they can't stop them going homebrew and making their own game. Drop D20 and make a GURPS lite style machanic. No tables, no problems.

    219. Re:Is it just D&D ? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      >So, what you're saying is that crime is on the decline in the USA
      No, I am saying the data that the US has collected is missing a
      lot of pieces, especially when used as a general statistics preview such as overall crime rate,
      when the FBI probably generated THEIR reports for type a crime, not usually including
      type b, c, or d...!

      As well, are we to include the overall size of the damages for crime....so if only one crime was committed but cost the US gov. 50 billion dollars, or many small crimes were committed and each only cost 1000$ but * 10,000.

      We have no way of knowing the variables used to collect the data and how precise the margins were, but I DO know that the FBI gets their name dropped along side a report, and low and behold, they become the holy grail of statistics analysis, and they are the bomb.

      Don't you smell a cover up when you see one? The reason they want people to think that using the FBI name dropping, would be to get people like you, who look at this report and think, it's safe again to go outside, and spend my money...no problems anymore....

    220. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's Belgium, you can include the raping.

    221. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is a slashdoter someone who adores Cmdr Taco? :D

    222. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      It occurs to me that it's like someone found that making their child go sit in the corner alone for 10 minutes when they were somewhat bad was a decent punishment and then tried to just sort of scale up the time and how far away the corner was for more serious offences and didn't consider that some things don't scale well...

      Gaol wasn't invented in recent times. It goes waaaaay back. In the old days, when a child misbehaved, you beat him. They also beat criminals the same amount back then, though. "Time outs" for children are a very recent innovation (the 60's generation), when even mild spanking was considered inhumane torture.

    223. Re:Is it just D&D ? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I'm short on time, but, basically:

      Lawful Good usually means 'lawful is good'. It is similar in that vein to Lawful Neutral, in that the law is absolute, but is far more extreme about it. In this view, not only is the law absolute, but it is likewise infallible. This is contrary to any notion of justice, and therefore the contradiction in terms makes a strict adherence to this alignment hard to rationalize.

      Chaotic Neutral is psychopathy, plain and simple. You do whatever you feel like doing, without regard to anything, including yourself.

      Compared to these two, Chaotic Evil, which is usually played out as 'lawless and selflish', is relatively tame.

    224. Re:Is it just D&D ? by operagost · · Score: 1

      What you're saying, then, is that prison should be a good deterrent to them becoming a repeat offender. Unless they're severely mentally retarded, in which case they shouldn't be there in the first place.

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    225. Re:Is it just D&D ? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      How could any modern person believe that and not think that it was kind of crazy?

      Many, many people believe that and can provide logical, scholarly reasons for that. In my opinion, either the Bible is correct or it is useless. I don't see why an omnipotent being would allow his writings to be corrupted in any significant manner.

      A lot of problems with that. First, you are assuming that the deity in question is omnipotent or nearly so. That's not justified. Second, arguments of the form "an omnipotent deity wouldn't do X" quickly lead to why an omnipotent deity that's minimally good would allow large scale natural disasters. Also, the deity could have inspired people with certain ideas or given them directly certain commandments and stopped there. Finally, we have tremendous evidence that the Biblical texts have changed, repeatedly. So if you are certain that the text can only be divine if it is unchanging and inerrant in its current form, then the logical thing to do is to reject the claim that the text is associated with a divine being.

      And the argument that people can make "scholarly" arguments for something holds zero validity. People can make seemingly scholarly arguments for all sorts of belief systems and holy books. That doesn't make them anything other than apologetics that happen to be written by smart people, or theological works based on premises without any factual basis. Sure, writing based on a series of counter-factual premises can be fun. But if the underlying entities don't exist there's no real point to it. To someone who doesn't already agree with the starting premises of a theological system, the discussions most closely resemble a disagreement about whether an Imperial Star Destroyer or the Enterprise would win in a fight. But for historical and sociological reasons we treat one as serious and the other as fanboyism. (Incidentally, the Enterprise would win).

    226. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The words have all gotten vague and warped over time. Fundamentalist, conservative, liberal, fascist, and so forth, have all lost their original meanings. Once a word turns into an epithet then it starts to lose value as a descriptive adjective.

      Christian fundamentalism does not inherently imply a nut-job approach to religion. When someone says "how can you believe that and be rational", why do they only ask it of fundamentalists instead of asking Christians of other types? People treat this as a religion vs secular divide, when fundamentalism was really was just a theological division within Christianity and one that is rather mainstream. It's only over time that the term has come to be seen as describing a narrow extremist viewpoint.

    227. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      If prison should be about rehabilitation, whats wrong with teaching people to cooperate, teaching them about right and wrong, teaching them that if they work at it, they can improve their lives etc? All of those things are something they *might* get from a good D&D campaign as a byproduct of having fun.
      Now granted, their campaigns may differ somewhat given they are being run by people with questionable morales (they ended up in prison already), perhaps lower intelligence (they ended up in prison already), and possibly coming from disadvantaged circumstances (something drove them to end up in prison already) etc. I realize that I am making a lot of assumptions that perhaps are not at all fair mind you. It is entirely possible to end up in prison for a lot of reasons - and in the US you have turned prisons into a business and they are booming I am told - so not everyone fits the mold.
      I think the whole concept of prison is flawed somewhat. We don't try to rehabilitate people, we punish them even after they have gotten out (because they are ex-cons), and the only thing we succeed in doing is putting them out of society for X years (oh and generate a nice profit for the prison corp of course).
      I dunno what the right solution is, but I don't think we have it yet.

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    228. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      ... in her case there is no rational alternative to confinement.

      It used to be that the rational alternative was Australia. :-)

      Now we know why we should go to Mars.

    229. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      And Bruce Springsteen. Please.

    230. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      To be contrary here, there has been a long wishy washy approach to prisons, sometimes they're meant to be purely for punishment, but other times they're meant to be reform the prisoners, and sometimes just detention. Most of those prisoners will be out in society again someday, and society still hasn't figured out of punishment or rehabilitation is the best way to discourage recidivism. So D&D can fit into that mold, if it can help some prisoners learn to socialize better, cooperate, deal with anger management, etc.

    231. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      claiming that prisons should be resorts because some are not guilty, or just what YOU consider "not guilty", is foolish.

      No-one but you suggested that. Obviously you're the one who's retarded because you can't tell the difference between the voices in your head and other people's posts.

    232. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Prison populations are at an all time high. Even though violent crime rate may have slowed or fallen, there are more ways to get imprisoned now than there were. We have a huge population of people in prison for non-violent drug possession, we spend $40,000 a year on each one (in California), and very rarely is there any form of drug rehabilitation while there. These people then return to society more messed up than when they went in.

    233. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Chaotic neutral FTW. No retreat, no surrender, ethics not morals.

      That was about the only alignment I ever played.

      Sometimes neutral good for a ranger.

      Of course that was first edition.

    234. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Harry+Coin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In my opinion, either the Bible is correct or it is useless.

      I can agree with this statement wholeheartedly.

      However, even if you believe that revelatory knowledge is a source of truth, how could the Bible be correct? There are two conflicting stories of creation in the first chapter alone. The Catholic church decided which early Christian writings were canonical, and which were not. Do you think that they were divinely inspired? Catholics accept many apocryphal books as worthy of study, but other denominations disagree:

      In 1546 the Catholic Council of Trent reconfirmed the canon of Augustine, dating to the second and third centuries, declaring "He is also to be anathema who does not receive these entire books, with all their parts, as they have been accustomed to be read in the Catholic Church, and are found in the ancient editions of the Latin Vulgate, as sacred and canonical." The whole of the books in question, with the exception of 1 Esdras and 2 Esdras and the Prayer of Manasses, were declared canonical at Trent. The Protestants, in comparison, were diverse in their opinion of the deuterocanon. Some considered them divinely inspired, others rejected them. Anglicans took a position between the Catholic Church and the Protestant Churches; they kept them as Christian intertestamental readings and a part of the Bible, but no doctrine should be based on them. John Wycliffe, a 14th century Christian Humanist, had declared in his biblical translation that "whatever book is in the Old Testament besides these twenty-five shall be set among the apocrypha, that is, without authority or belief." Nevertheless, his translation of the Bible included the apocrypha and the Epistle of the Loadiceans.

      So, was it divine inspiration that struck a church council in 1546? Were the Protestants right? Do you believe, as many Protestants do, in KJV only? What about recently found books, such as the Gospel of Judas. Is that book divine? It's certainly closer to the original sources. It seems to me that without even agreement on which books should be included, calling it correct or incorrect is a useless endeavor, as its contents vary from church to church.

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    235. Re:Is it just D&D ? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If prison was an extremely hard punishment, to the point that people were actively scared of going, it would deter more people from committing crimes in the first place.

      Well, crime was more prevalent in the days when stealing could get your hanged, and even more so when murder was punished by impalement, and counterfeiting money by boiling alive, so I don't see how you have a point here.

    236. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Golddess · · Score: 1

      ZOMG! You're absolutely right! Basic group organizational structures and competitions among like-minded groups mimic the gang structure! Quick, we must make illegal the act of people forming together in groups!

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    237. Re:Is it just D&D ? by sorak · · Score: 1

      What if they played any other sort of RPG?

      Or is the law so nutty that they'll ban boardgames like Clue because it features a murder? Or Colditz, because it features escaping from a prison?

      How about "simon says"? Tennis?

    238. Re:Is it just D&D ? by kappa962 · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a (somewhat fundamentalist) Christian, your statement makes me sad, but I can't disagree with it. (and being in the north doesn't decrease it's accuracy much, unfortunately.) I think that my religion offers beauty and hope to the world, but I don't see how any significant good can possibly come from a subculture that willfully dismisses objectivity. A scary situation indeed.

    239. Re:Is it just D&D ? by sorak · · Score: 1

      In Clue only one person is a murderer, perhaps not even a played character, and your job is to find the killer and report it to the police.

      Sounds like a winner.

      I don't remember reporting the killer to the police. When I played it, the game was over once the killer's identity got exposed. How do you know the next step isn't "prison justice"?

    240. Re:Is it just D&D ? by tokul · · Score: 1

      So...being forced to spend large amounts of time surrounded by sociopaths isn't punishment enough?

      Are you referring to prison guards or to prisoners? If prisoners are sociopaths, then the one who is being forced to spend large amounts of time is also sociopath. :)

    241. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      It's not innocence, it's a different view on what constitutes psychological damage. Rape and bigoted violence aren't sane responses, and anyone who would rape or violently attack someone under the influence of alcohol, stress, or peer pressure has either a weak personality, or miswired, violent social conditioning. I'm not saying that they are crazy - I'm saying that they aren't stable personalities.

      We probably have a difference of opinion there, but it's not naivete.

      I just fail to see what harsher sentences are supposed to do to fix the problem. Deterrance doesn't work as a strategy, and negative reinforcement without a coherent positive reinforcement strategy isn't effective either. That being said, it's certainly a reasonable position - I was specifically responding there to the "GITMO POWER" tactics proposed earlier.

    242. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      It's pretty ignorant to claim that I ever said anything remotely like "prisons should be resorts." I said that not all prisoners are conscience-free monsters who never want to be better people.

      Care to address my actual point?

    243. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of people in prison that don't deserve to be there.

    244. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Creepy · · Score: 1

      I know. It's like an advertisement for D&D. "Play Dungeons and Dragons! Meet cute girls! Spend your evenings with domineering sexy women DMs! Learn black magic and get that sourcebook you've always wanted!"

      Funny, though - that isn't far from the truth from one group I played in - the (female) DM was wiccan, often dressed in tight leather pants (albeit mainly when her band played - usually a smock to gaming) and probably did teach spells, though I didn't really ask. The group was 3 female and 4 male, but since one of the guys was flaming homosexual and dressed as a tranny when he went for hookups, you could say it was 4 female and 3 male. Nobody was overweight - most of us subsisted on ramen, bread and eggs. I was still in a relationship at the time, so I didn't try to hook up (probably the reason I was invited - I didn't hit on the girls, lol).

      Especially since the alternative seems to be "Become a Christian! Pray! Dress up! Hang around with older men and only a few depressed- or bored-looking people your own age! Burn books! Pray... again!"

      watch the Devil cash in on Haitian souls! Get sodomized by Priests!^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Haved from Satan!

    245. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > On the other hand, an extreme amount of reason leads to paranoia and eventually insanity. At some point we have to assume that we can rely on previous conclusions and stop second-guessing everything. We use a little faith to believe that gravity will hold our shoes to the floor, and we walk to the bathroom without thinking about it and without taking any precautions that we might fly off the face of the earth. We don't feel the need to do Newtonian experiments every time we stand up. There's some faith at play. Ergo fundamentalist religion, only for a different topic and knowledge/information from other sources.

      Whut? No. I don't know for sure gravity will still be here in 5 minutes, but I choose to make the assumption that it will be. This is not about 'faith', it is about making rational assumptions: Either the laws of physics will change at random at any time, or they won't. If the laws of physics don't change, I can use my past experiences with them to predict (within certain limits) the future, and base my behavior on these predictions. This would allow for rational behavior (that is, I can choose to do stuff that will benefit me). However, if the laws of physics do change randomly, I cannot predict the future, and therefore cannot behave rationally (because it is impossible to determine which of my action are good and which are bad).

      This means I would be rational to always assume the universe will continue to behave as it has in the past, because even if this suddenly changes, if there was no way for me to know it would, I couldn't have been able to account for that eventuality anyway. I don't need to fear gravity changing, because I know there's nothing I can do about it when it happens (sun explodes, atmosphere gone, etc.).

    246. Re:Is it just D&D ? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      So we should throw the whole basis of appeals by wrongfully sentenced prisoners out the window?

      I'm not talking about appeals of their case. I'm talking about legal actions against prison officials, prison rules, etc.

      Mismangement of the prison system isn't for the courts to sort out.

      who should these "outsiders" be? How do you decide whether they are being impartial? What are you paying them?

      I'm not paying them. The prisoner's paying them, as a prior condition to be able to file the action. I would suggest aggregating all complaints from prisoners once every 3 months, and convening a jury for that purpose.

      And only actual constitutional challenges, or claims of torture, physical abuse, wreckless endangerment, or other claims of grave threats to prisoner welfare get priority treatment, a determination that can be made by the clerk who enters the paperwork into the computer, when they specify the "category".

      The jury would not be provided info about the individual who filed the complaint, only the summary of the complaint, where the prisoner is asked to provide exactly the law broken, and the objective circumstances of the complaint.

      Containing a summary written by the prisoner's attorney.

      In case the summary contained anything other than a complaint identifying specifically only circumstances of the complaint, jurors would be instructed to discard it, sanctions could be levied against the attorney who filed it.

      Only matters the jury voted 51% in favor of being heard, would be allowed to be considered by the courts.

    247. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, playing 'evil' characters is AWESOME! The extensive planning is what makes it interesting. Kill some guard, replace by disguised rogue, take some hostages, set a building on fire to distract people... or try playing an evil cleric who tries to trick those around him to commit evil deeds and then try to convert them (or sacrifice them on an altar). Steal some ancient artifact of some fortress filled with paladins. Encourage two people/tribes/countries to fight and reap your rewards (blessings from your god of slaughter, or profits from selling weapons...).

      The 'I kick a puppy'-evil is boring. Complex evil is fun, and encourages cooperation (with a little paranoia) and planning. Of course having a 'good' party also encourages these things, but those parties usually end up slaying evil monsters as opposed to humanoids.

    248. Re:Is it just D&D ? by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      When I looked at this from that perspective, it makes quite a lot of sense. . . They could have just said "No fucking games" and been done with it.

      I agree with the "Prison isn't supposed to be fun" point. That's not what they're doing here.

      From USA Today:

      [The Court] noted that Singer, like other inmates, still has access to other games such as Risk, Stratego, chess and checkers.

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    249. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > The prisoner who brought the challenge should be bitchslapped by the court as punishment for wasting their time, ordered to pay restitution, and get additional years added to their sentence on that basis.

      You think a person should be getting YEARS added to their sentence because he dared challenge a rule that you consider to be unimportant?

    250. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Thiez · · Score: 1

      My party prefers to kill the blacksmith BEFORE trying to "buy" his stuff. I'm so proud of them <3

    251. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      As has been discussed before, that's one definition (capital F fundamentalism).

      No, it's not. Can you show me any dictionary that defines fundamentalism as "Let's strip off all of the ritual, tradition, cruft, and bloat that's crept into Christianity over the past 2000 years, and get back to what was preached and practiced back in the First Century"? I didn't think so. That's your own interpretation, and is significantly off the mark, as fundamentalism (being a recent re-interpretration of Christianity) adds its own cruft and bloat.

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    252. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Many, many people believe that and can provide logical, scholarly reasons for that.

      They, can? So, why haven't any of them publicly written these logical reasons before?

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    253. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      I'm not paying them. The prisoner's paying them, as a prior condition to be able to file the action. I would suggest aggregating all complaints from prisoners once every 3 months, and convening a jury for that purpose.

      Sooooo.... you're saying that prisoners should have their ability to complain about mismanagement linked to their ability to pay?

      And only actual constitutional challenges, or claims of torture, physical abuse, wreckless endangerment, or other claims of grave threats to prisoner welfare get priority treatment, a determination that can be made by the clerk who enters the paperwork into the computer, when they specify the "category".

      So, a clerk, with no legal standing other than "clerk," is going to be empowered to decide the severity of the complaint?

      Also, I love how your solution involves a jury PRE-consideration phase (once you've bought your chance at justice, of course). What do you think "the courts" means?

      Honestly, your plan is utterly valueless. It's just thought out enough to seem logical on the surface, but doesn't have any real depth of thought in it. Stop thinking you can replace complicated legal systems with some sort of magical homebrew thought-experiment.

    254. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      The words have all gotten vague and warped over time. Fundamentalist, conservative, liberal, fascist, and so forth, have all lost their original meanings

      But it hasn't. "Fundamentalism" is a term that hasn't been around very long, and it used today almost exactly the same way it was when it was coined. If it's become so warped, then why don't you tell me what the "true" definition is?

      It's only over time that the term has come to be seen as describing a narrow extremist viewpoint.

      No. Fundamentalism meant a narrow extremist viewpoint from the very beginning. That's the very essence of fundamentalism - narrowly clinging to your interpretation of the Bible, and rejecting all others.

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    255. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      There is no "antireligious" definition of fundamentalism. It is what it is. Rather, you are trying to invent a new definition of fundamentalism, that somehow doesn't involve a strict interpretation of the Bible, even though that's exactly what fundamentalism is all about.

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    256. Re:Is it just D&D ? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I've heard of it before, and there are the wiki links further up on the page, so it clearly isn't something one dude pulled out of his ass. But hey if you guys want to keep arguing over the One True Meaning of a word, have fun, I'll just butt out.

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    257. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      I would venture to say that most VIOLENT criminals are already of a Chaotic Neutral alignment. They quite simply don't give a fuck.

      Lawful Good? The first thing that comes to mind is TV Evangelists. You know, that preachy, self-righteous Paladin that nobody can get to shut up?

      I am having a hard time deciding which belongs in prison more.

    258. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      And another thing!

      Where the hell are these guys getting D&D manuals and dice?

      I can think of one method, but man, those 4-sided dice have GOT to hurt. I don't even want to THINK about the manuals.

    259. Re:Is it just D&D ? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, there was no such thing as a right to play DnD, or a human right to sue.

      These are luxuries afforded certain members of certain societies: they are not human rights.

    260. Re:Is it just D&D ? by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Being in the north you are luckier there though my friend. Here in the bible belt (AR right smack dab in the center) it is truly scary how much the Fundies are like brainless zombies.

      I begged my late sister to sue the school district (she chose to home school instead) because even the TEACHERS would attack students who were "different" or "satanic" or any other bullshit that pastor Leroy said was evil that week. What finally ended my boys public school experience is a teacher bringing a bible to the middle of class (this is public school now) and gave a lecture on "satanic idol worshipers(catholic, which my oldest is) and Godless sodomites (the youngest is gay)" when we charged down there to have a royal shit fit the principal said "what do you expect? We are Christians and don't tolerate 'those kind" in our midst."

      Frankly I would worship Satan before I ever became a Christian, thanks to the years of hatred and bigotry I have seen thanks to the Fundies. There is NO DIFFERENCE between a Fundie Christian and Muslim. The only reason you don't see Christians blowing up abortion clinics and stringing up gays is because Pastor Joe likes his Lexus and doesn't want to risk getting sued by the victims families. But believe me I have NEVER met a more hate filled people, and their ability to just turn off their minds and do whatever the pastor tells them to is truly horrifying to me.

      If you are a Fundamentalist that actually thinks I'm afraid you are in the most tiny of minorities pal, sorry to say. I am pretty much surrounded by them and if the pastor told them to shoot up a building I have no doubt it would be on the news tomorrow. Truly terrifying.

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    261. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamentalist-Modernist_Controversy.

      Certainly the people self-describing themselves as fundamentalist (last century or now) weren't also self-describing themselves as narrow extremists.

    262. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      That's weird, because it took me until the end to realize that it wasn't intended to be a joke (though that makes it a unique combination of funny and sad.) If you really want something that seems like religious satire and actual is I recommend you hear the word from the followers of J. R. Bob Dobbs.

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    263. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Luminous · · Score: 1

      I was thinking about going to jail to find people to play D&D with... now I know that it a bad idea.

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    264. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      No shit, they wouldn't describe themselves as narrow extremists, but that is exactly what their theology advocates. When you espouse a belief that is narrow and extreme, then you don't get to say "no fair" when people point that out.

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    265. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be too elitist, but would it be a bad thing if they did ban other games like football? I mean, I don't mean to be harsh here, but these people are in prison.

      You only say that now. Just wait until you are arrested and thrown in prison for life.
      You have already committed all the crimes needed for that to happen (Read: no crimes at all), and most likely HAVE actually broken some laws (Just because no one was hurt and no one knows and thus it isn't bad or harmful, doesn't mean it isn't a crime)

    266. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Monsuco · · Score: 1

      So...becoming institutionalized to the point that many cannot function in society for any amount of time is not punishment enough? So...not being able to see you friends and family except for in extremely controlled circumstances is not punishment enough? So...becoming stigmatized by society to the point that it is extremely difficult to get a decent job, get a decent apartment, or to some extent have any interaction with the public without being pre-judged is not punishment enough?

      Well he did say this was a D & D player's dream, and this does seem to to resemble the average D & D mama's basement dweller.

    267. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dissy · · Score: 1

      This is a debate over "fun" versus paying a debt to society and investing in the social adjustment that is supposed to improve a criminal's ability to return to society.

      Ok. So take away all 'fun'.
      Now, describe how what these people are being put through (With or without 'fun') is in any way close to what you describe.

      Fix the prison system so that it *IS* for rehabilitation and paying a debt to society, and you might have a point.
      As it is, it is simply government sponsored revenge, mixed with torture at the guards whim, both allowing/encouraging it and even occasionally directly administering it, simply because they can and others are brainwashed into thinking this is somehow OK.

    268. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dissy · · Score: 1

      One would hope that prison rape isn't intended as part of the punishment, but that seems to be debatable...

      No more debatable than watching a man repeatedly punch a woman while at the same time saying they don't mean to hurt her.

      The law and guards and cops can SAY whatever the hell they want.
      Their actions (Allowing it, encouraging it, and occasionally being the one doing it) state otherwise.

      (Pointless antidote follows)

      A friend if mine is now in prison for life, after being arrested with an ounce or two of weed on him (I don't remember exactly, but he was charged with possession with intent to distribute due to the amount.)
      He was sentenced to six months for that particular crime. Nothing out of the ordinary so far.

      I didn't get to talk to him for a couple months, but at that point he was given a life sentence for killing his cell mate who tried to rape him.

      The prison counselor said the only advice they can give is to find a cell mate who's 'needs' he can live with, for protection.

      The entire system KNOWS this sort of thing happens all the time, not a single thing is done to prevent it, and when one defends their life and body from such an abuse, they are punished further.

    269. Re:Is it just D&D ? by cam_pdx · · Score: 1

      You have to look close, but at the end of the comic is a picture of a book called The Next Step. On the right side is someone dressed up like a spell-casting Paladin.

    270. Re:Is it just D&D ? by psithurism · · Score: 1

      > Do these elements show socialization skills? Cooperative ability? Evaluation of morals? Imagine if the prison ruled that all
      > players must be Lawful Good.

      Then players will secretly be chaotic evil, masquerading as lawful good. Let's see them stop that!

      So they're all gonna RP paladins then, huh?

      (Sorry, one too many run-ins with players & DMs who think "You stole a crust of bread from the garbage for your children? CRIMINAL! DIE!" is expected paladin behavior.)

      GP said: "provided there's a good GM in charge of player role accuracy"

      All of the DMs I've played with, who were concerned about role playing, have had reasonable views on the lawful good alignment. I'm sorry about your experiences though.

    271. Re:Is it just D&D ? by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 1

      You got me there, heh.

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    272. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      investing in the social adjustment that is supposed to improve a criminal's ability

      If I were imprisoned, I'd consider it a significant investment in an opportunity to work hard on improving myself, so as to no longer be a detriment to society.

      Prison should be about rehabilitation, not detention. In there, it is a battle for hearts and minds on an individual level

      Are you from a communist re-education camp?

    273. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Cyanara · · Score: 1

      I can't help but notice that Firefox is taking great liberties to make sure I understand that connecting to that site may not be safe for me.

    274. Re:Is it just D&D ? by smellotron · · Score: 1

      I would be categorized as a Christian fundamentalist, and I would categorize Jack Chick as a conspiracy theorist lunatic fringe nutjob Christian fundamentalist.

      Hah, reminds me of Eddie Izzard in Dress To Kill:

      Also, if you're a transvestite, you get lumped into that weirdo grouping, you know? When I was in New York, there was a guy in the Bronx who was living in a cave, and he was coming out and shooting at geese... a lot of weird things going on with this guy; and the police picked him up and they found a collection of women's shoes, and they thought, "Maybe he's a transvestite." And if he is, he's a fucking weirdo transvestite! I'm much more in the executive transvestite area. Travel the world, yes, it's much more executive. Like J. Edgar Hoover, what a fuckhead he was! They found out when he died that he was a transvestite, and they go, "Well, that explains his weird behavior!" Yeah, fucking weirdo transvestite!

    275. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No - Lawful Neutral is 'lawful is the only good' - that is, the only 'good thing' to strive for is law. Lawful Good is striving for 'just' law, not blind obedience/zeal to every single law ever - a lawful good person in a peaceful happy nation would still be lawful good even though actions he might perform might be illegal in some other nasty unhappy brutal tyranny. Lawful means means you rigidly follow a code or set of laws, not every single law, ever.

    276. Re:Is it just D&D ? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, there was no such thing as a right to play DnD,

      We're talking about prisoners having the legal right to be treated in accordance with the law and to be able to get legal redress at this point.

      or a human right to sue.

      Well, there's article 6 of the UN declaration of human rights that gives everyone the right to recognition before the law

    277. Re:Is it just D&D ? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      WTF, Fundamentalist Christians read and post sensible shit on /.

      I repeat W.T.F?

    278. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Boronx · · Score: 1

      We use a little faith to believe that gravity will hold our shoes to the floor, and we walk to the bathroom without thinking about it and without taking any precautions that we might fly off the face of the earth.

      Not really. Gravity seems to work just fine even during periods when I don't believe in it.

      We don't feel the need to do Newtonian experiments every time we stand up.

      Standing up *is* a Newtonian experiment. If you hit the ceiling, you might conclude that the physics had changed or that your house had flipped over.

    279. Re:Is it just D&D ? by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      By that rationale they should do away with the programs where prisoners get to care for animals, do art stuff, attend church and so on. While prison should suck, there is a benefit to society to rehabilitating these people so they don't come back (in addition to deterring). i'd love to see a study to determine if ther are any benefits to gaming. Like learning how to work in a team, to play by rules and be imaginative. The programs where inmates take care of animals show a benefit. If the prisoners misbehave they lose the privilege of the pet. While they have the pet they learn responsibility and what it is like to give and receive affection.

      i don't know if there is a benefit to gaming for prisoners. But if they aren't hurting anyone or each other, there's no more harm in them playing GURPS as shooting hoops or lifting weights.

      As for prison sucking... there's plenty of research suggesting that kids who experience the criminal justice system early on, keep coming back. Those that get in trouble, but don't go to juvie (for instance) are less likely to get in that kind of trouble again. If prison sucks too much, it just reinforces their disdain for society.

      The strangest thing to me, is that we love the idea of making prisons suck and making them bigger and making harsher penalties and all that... but bitch about the cost. All the while ignoring that if we put more money into schools and helping kids with their problems... that they might never go to prison in first place. Instead of locking someone away for 20 years and having to fed and shelter them and pay people to watch them, we could pay a teacher to give them useful skills, teach them about how to deal within society and help them with problems at home. Given that so many prisoners show symptoms of ADD/ADHD, individual attention and treatment might have helped.

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    280. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I recall reading a study not long ago that suggested that the largest demographic of prison rapists were the guards. Google's first few results seem to agree.
      If it's true, then it seems like it is intended as part of the punishment, as sick as that sounds.

    281. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That or designate the sides of a #2 pencil as being 1-6 and rolling that (assuming they have access to writing utensils--I imagine so if they can play d&d). 3d6 makes a decent substitute for 1d20 if you tweak a few minor things to deal with the bell curved results (eg, how high you have to roll to crit, a little statistics work is needed but people will do crazy things to stay entertained).

    282. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      No, if true, that means that the guards are endemically abusing their position.

      By "intended as punishment" I mean exactly that - that it is part of the sentence passed down onto the prisoners, an intended part of the correctional experience.

      This is like saying "The majority of rapes in schools are done by teachers and staff, therefore rape is a school disciplinary procedure."

    283. Re:Is it just D&D ? by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "What if they played any other sort of RPG?"

      No. The policy that was upheld in the ruling was:

      "In a December 6, 2004 letter to Singer, Muraski informed Singer that 'inmates are not allowed to engage in or possess written material that details rules, codes, dogma of games/activities such as 'Dungeons and Dragons' because it promotes fantasy role playing, competitive hostility, violence, addictive escape behaviors, and possible gambling.'"

      http://www.ca7.uscourts.gov/tmp/UP0VO8EC.pdf

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    284. Re:Is it just D&D ? by drkim · · Score: 1

      That's friggin' hilarious!

      Except: back when I played D&D, I never got invited to the Temple of Diana after the game - I went back to my house and had a sandwich.

      Also - our dungeon master wasn't a hot looking Dom in black leather, it was a guy in a tee-shirt with a lot of zits...

    285. Re:Is it just D&D ? by drkim · · Score: 1

      ...the principal said "what do you expect? We are Christians and don't tolerate 'those kind" in our midst."

      I would think that would be a phone call to the Feds, at that point.

    286. Re:Is it just D&D ? by drkim · · Score: 1

      Agree with you 100%. Prison should be punitive.

      Two points:
      1. The trend now is going toward outsourcing prisons to commercial companies. The 'bad' part of that (although good for the inmates) is that prison contractors have found that (duh) prisoners are much better behaved (and therefore cheaper to maintain) when they have more luxuries like exercise equipment, cable TV in every cell (not just in the rec room) etc. The bad part for society is that honest taxpayers are paying for this - and of course prison now has very little deterrent effect.

      2. My thought is: if we can outsource inmates to commercial companies (cost to taxpayer: $40,000/year/inmate) let's outsource our criminals to foreign countries!
      I'm sure say, Turkey or Somalia or Vietnam would be happy to free up some prison space for - I don't know - only $10,000/year/inmate. It's a 'win' to the taxpayer; it's a more effective deterrent to the criminal; and it's a great international business outreach...

    287. Re:Is it just D&D ? by drkim · · Score: 1

      You're in a large room with tiled walls.

      There are nozzles dripping water at intervals along the walls.

      There is a bar of soap on the floor in front of you.

    288. Re:Is it just D&D ? by drkim · · Score: 1

      Not to be contrary - but it doesn't seem to be enough:
      "A 2002 study survey showed that among nearly 275,000 prisoners released in 1994, 67.5% were rearrested within 3 years, and 51.8% were back in prison."

      Source: Langan, Patrick A.; Levin, David J. (June 2, 2002). "Recidivism of Prisoners Released in 1994" (pdf). Bureau of Justice Statistics. http://bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/content/pub/pdf/rpr94.pdf

    289. Re:Is it just D&D ? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      GP said: "provided there's a good GM in charge of player role accuracy"

      All of the DMs I've played with, who were concerned about role playing, have had reasonable views on the lawful good alignment. I'm sorry about your experiences though.

      No worries, stuff happens. I know a few good ones now; many of the ones my age have done at least a bit of growing up.:)

    290. Re:Is it just D&D ? by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 1

      Well maybe we should consider the possibility that punishment is not the answer.

       

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    291. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hey! I never have to work again, my room and board are provided for me and I get to play D&D all fucking day!" This is most old-school gamers wet dream. The only thing missing is Mom cleaning up the basement for you once a month.

      I get to play D&D all fucking day....in a cramped concrete cell for the next 10 to 20 years! Yes! No wait...that's a FAIL.

    292. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but dude....you get to play D&D 24/7/3fucking65!!!! R0x0R!!!!!!!

    293. Re:Is it just D&D ? by drkim · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting turn of the phrase...

      In order to know what the 'answer' is we will have to define the 'question'.

      If the question is, "How do we turn career criminals into trustworthy, productive members of open society?" then you are probably correct, and the answer may not be a punitive style prison system.

      But if the question is, "How do we keep criminals from killing, robbing, cheating, beating, raping, molesting, and otherwise harming honest, law-abiding members of open society?" then the 'answer' may very well be to: lock them away where they do not have any access to harm honest citizens.

      There is an old saying:
      "You can spend taxes on schools for the boys or jails and gallows for the men."
      ...which may be the real solution...

    294. Re:Is it just D&D ? by cmdrwhitewolf · · Score: 1

      we spend $40,000 a year on each one (in California)

      Oddly you just made a great argument for being pro capital punishment - start executing these criminals then turn around and use that $40K that would have been spent on them to employ American citizens who are currently unemployed.

      But, I'm pretty sure that's not what you intended... :)

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    295. Re:Is it just D&D ? by paganizer · · Score: 1

      I have to admit that was an interesting reply.

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    296. Re:Is it just D&D ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or simply take n scraps of paper with 1 written on them, drop them to the floor, and count up the number that land number side up.

    297. Re:Is it just D&D ? by GrubLord · · Score: 1

      Oh, so ragging on Catholics and queers is nasty and evil, but casually insulting the 1.3 billion Muslims of the world is OK?

      News flash: most of those 1.3 billion Muslims are actually good people, and here you are needlessly insulting them based on a media stereotype.

      Until you clear your mind of bigotry, you're no better than the "Fundies" you so despise.

  2. No worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They are now all playing Mafia Wars.

    1. Re:No worries by anss123 · · Score: 1

      They are now all playing Mafia Wars.

      Why are so many people playing that game? Is it modern day D&D?

    2. Re:No worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They are now all playing Mafia Wars.

      Why are so many people playing that game? Is it modern day D&D?

      Pretty much. Except it's less entertaining. The game has almost no redeeming qualities. It's just buttons you click over and over. The "social" aspect is almost totally void because the UI doesn't really take advantage of your network of friends... well, it leaches them to spread itself like a virus.

      D&D is much more social (people in front of you) and much more involved as there's a complex story telling element. Mafia Wars is so restricted that you can only click the same buttons hundreds and hundreds of times ... to the point you start to ignore what they say. No imagination of "my mafia" anymore. Just buttons... clicking... clicking... clicking...

    3. Re:No worries by anss123 · · Score: 1

      No imagination of "my mafia" anymore. Just buttons... clicking... clicking... clicking...

      Sounds like a game that tries to be a winner for everyone. The more you click the more you win.

      No wonder it's popular.

    4. Re:No worries by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      No, it's a circa 1984 BBS door-game that has been updated for MySpace & Facebook.

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    5. Re:No worries by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      But will they allow Farmville?

  3. Playing games in prison by s1lverl0rd · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Why are inmates playing games anyway? They have lots of time - shouldn't they spend that time learning pottery/cooking/raising kids/social skills/programming so that they are fun people by the time they get out of jail?

    1. Re:Playing games in prison by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Funny

      They could be learning to post on /. - the pinnacle of civilized interaction with other people.

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    2. Re:Playing games in prison by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      Especially programming and preferably foreign languages. Today's scams are awful.
      They should think of their career!

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    3. Re:Playing games in prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because prison isn't like what you see in the movies. You can't do any of that shit in prison. It's not rehab, it's lockdown and conditioning.

    4. Re:Playing games in prison by symes · · Score: 1

      Why are inmates playing games anyway? They have lots of time - shouldn't they spend that time learning pottery/cooking/raising kids/social skills/programming so that they are fun people by the time they get out of jail?

      That's the ideal - at least in the UK. The reality is overcharging consultants providing mediocre services to a system that is fundamentally unable to cope. Strangely - it is only the offenders who seem to care anymore...

    5. Re:Playing games in prison by dangitman · · Score: 1

      "Fun people"?

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    6. Re:Playing games in prison by s1lverl0rd · · Score: 0

      People who you'd like to spend time with? Those kind of people?

    7. Re:Playing games in prison by dangitman · · Score: 1

      It's just a very weird way to phrase it. Like people are board games or stand-up comedians or something.

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    8. Re:Playing games in prison by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      Oh GOD no.

      Don't expose such a basically harmless, innocent lot as PRISONERS to the inmates of Slashdot!

      We want them coming out socialized, not brutalized!

  4. Big Brother by CdXiminez · · Score: 3, Funny

    Soon, the game Paranoia will be outlawed.

    1. Re:Big Brother by BlueTrin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well not really, they would rather ban Monopoly and its ... "Get out of jail" card ...

      That could give ideas to inmates.

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    2. Re:Big Brother by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to ban "Snakes and Ladders" as well.

    3. Re:Big Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Clue like someone mentioned in another post : )

    4. Re:Big Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are in error, Citizen. Friend Computer is in perfect working order. To suggest otherwise is treason...

    5. Re:Big Brother by mounthood · · Score: 1

      Well not really, they would rather ban Monopoly and its ... "Get out of jail" card ... That could give ideas to inmates.

      Also, they should ban the Dictionary

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  5. It isn't why you think... by squidguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    After seeing Oz, the concept of "dungeonmaster" in prison brings on a whole new meaning...

  6. In other news by symes · · Score: 0, Troll
    Monopoly banned for associations with bling, checkers banned due to confrontational game play, scrabble because it can be used to pass encrypted messages...

    99% of all murderers ate bread in the 12 months leading up to their crime, so lets ban bread while we are here. oh, and lets ban judges because they are clearly hangovers from a rather medieval system also associated with chopping peoples heads off.

    1. Re:In other news by drkim · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess that would only leave them a nice, quiet game of GTA to pass the time to pass the time...

    2. Re:In other news by Zarf · · Score: 1

      Monopoly banned for associations with bling, checkers banned due to confrontational game play, scrabble because it can be used to pass encrypted messages...

      99% of all murderers ate bread in the 12 months leading up to their crime, so lets ban bread while we are here. oh, and lets ban judges because they are clearly hangovers from a rather medieval system also associated with chopping peoples heads off.

      Gee whiz! Taking away all those freedoms... It sounds like prison!

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  7. Should they be playing games in prison, anyway? by GrubLord · · Score: 0

    I get that Dungeons & Dragons is Satan's Game and all that, but this all seems rather beside the point to me.

    These people are in there because they committed serious crimes, and are supposed to be facing the consequences of their crimes, doing hard labour, and learning to reintegrate into society.

    Sitting around playing games and watching TV all day while the state ensures you're well fed doesn't exactly sound like the kind of negative reinforcement that would spur a behavioural change.

    1. Re:Should they be playing games in prison, anyway? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I don't know. They're still not free, you know. And you don't want to send inmates into a deep depression either. Yes, learning useful skills sounds like a good way to pass the time there, but there's a lot of time in prison, and they need to relax every once in a while too. Besides, RPGs can also teach useful skills.

    2. Re:Should they be playing games in prison, anyway? by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most prisons have some leisure time alloted, which wasn't really at issue here--- the warden had no problem with there being leisure time, he just didn't want D&D played during that leisure time. The prison appears fine with inmates watching TV or reading books or playing chess or whatever during that time.

      Mostly what caught my eye is the absurdity of "D&D has a dungeonmaster who gives orders, which is like a gang" rationale. There might be some good reason prisoners should have less leisure in general, or should be prohibited from playing D&D in particular, but that particular reason is pretty absurd.

    3. Re:Should they be playing games in prison, anyway? by AuMatar · · Score: 0

      Yes, the reason is absurd. But it is prison- they don't have a full set of rights anymore. The warden really should have discretion to ban anything he feels like during leisure time. Now I'd like to see him have a better reason as a way to prove to me, the taxpayer, that he knows what the hell he's doing and not just reading fundie literature. But I don't think the ban is unconstitutional at all.

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    4. Re:Should they be playing games in prison, anyway? by Skuto · · Score: 1

      >are supposed to be...learning to reintegrate into society

      >Sitting around playing games and watching TV all day

      Makes perfect sense to me!

    5. Re:Should they be playing games in prison, anyway? by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have rights, and I have the right to call people on their nonsense when they try to brand D&D as being related to gangs, and that it's a negative influence.

      Would it be okay if the prison decided to ban reading the Bible? Imagine the uproar that would cause.

    6. Re:Should they be playing games in prison, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My theory? One of the D&D regulars pissed off someone in management, who then decided to ban the game as petty revenge. The 'mimics a gang' reason is just an excuse, so he doesn't have to admit his real motivation.

    7. Re:Should they be playing games in prison, anyway? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Mostly what caught my eye is the absurdity of "D&D has a dungeonmaster who gives orders, which is like a gang" rationale.

      Seconded. You could rephrase that as "D&D has a dungeonmaster who gives orders, which is like the job they'll have when they eventually get out".

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    8. Re:Should they be playing games in prison, anyway? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      They don't have a full set of rights any more, but they do still have a right to be free from completely arbitrary and irrational governmental activity.

  8. Work Programs by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, I hope these people don't participate in any work training programs. Those are also structured disturbing like gangs, with a leader and people specializing in different things. I think some people have also committed crimes while at work.

  9. Escapism by jasper_amsterdam · · Score: 0

    The escapism argument makes sense, in a way. Being in prison is not just about removing a dangerous element from society, it is about taking someone's freedom as a punishment. If you're allowed entertainment that has you exploring vast worlds, you're actually halfway out of prison.

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    1. Re:Escapism by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      That rationale would ban fiction novels, too, though (well, except maybe gritty realist fiction), which prisons don't generally do.

    2. Re:Escapism by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Being in prison is not just about removing a dangerous element from society, it is about taking someone's freedom as a punishment.

            Actually prison as "punishment" is now a violation of human rights. Prisons are supposed to be entirely for the purposes of "rehabilitation".

            Of course the people who wrote the human rights have no understanding that most of the people in prison have serious anti social personality disorders, probably can't be "rehabilitated", and probably don't qualify as "human" in the first place. But that's another story.

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    3. Re:Escapism by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      AROOOOOGA! Imagination detected in sector 7G. Initiate emergency synaptic lockdown.

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    4. Re:Escapism by Rollgunner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With the exception that once the game ends and you return to your cell, the reality of your situation is inescapable.

      You may have thought that you'd escaped for a few hours, but you didn't escape at all, and that taste of imagined freedom turns to ash.

      Th cruelest prisons always have a window to the open sky...

    5. Re:Escapism by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Beeing in prison is about BOTH of it. And in addition, it's also about receiving training on how to fit into a mainly non-criminal society.

      You know... some three pillars -stuff..... the thing you would present with three overlapping circles in a powerpoint-slideshow.

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    6. Re:Escapism by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      little side tangent, if you suffer from some mental disorder which makes you dangerous to others is it's societies duty to punish you for being sick or to try to cure you?

    7. Re:Escapism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If most people in prisons have serious antisocial personality disorders, does that mean, that antisocial personality orders are vastly more common in the US than in the rest of the world?

    8. Re:Escapism by AuMatar · · Score: 0

      Actually most people in prison are there for drug crimes. While that characterization may apply to a large number of the dealers (many of whom are involved with pretty violent gangs), it doesn't to the users. Wanting to smoke a little pot (or coke, or heroin, or angel dust, or meth, or anything else) doesn't mean you have a violent anti social personality disorder.

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    9. Re:Escapism by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      Of course the people who wrote the human rights have no understanding that most of the people in prison have serious anti social personality disorders, probably can't be "rehabilitated", and probably don't qualify as "human" in the first place. But that's another story.

      I doubt that is the case. Unless you believe that a very large percentage of Americans have personality disorders and don't qualify as humans. A much larger fraction than in other countries around the world.

      Sure some are so far gone that they can never be rehabilitated, but I'd argue that most are not.

      If you wanted to create a well-adjusted person would you lock your child up with a bunch of murderers, arsonists and rapists as the only humans to interact with? Having to live in fear of being beaten up or raped. With nothing to do but stare at a wall. Then why would you think it would be a good thing to inflict on adults?

      The problem is that putting people in prison for rehabilitation is the worst plan since Abe Lincoln said to his wife: "I'm sick of sitting around the house, let's catch a play."

    10. Re:Escapism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor Homer Simpson. Not even allowed to use his imagination.

    11. Re:Escapism by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I doubt that is the case. Unless you believe that a very large percentage of Americans have personality disorders and don't qualify as humans.

            You present a non sequitur. First of all, that's not what I said. Only around 3% of the general population have anti social personality disorder. Secondly I made no comparison to other countries. However Up to 80% of prison populations have this disorder (the cited article says 75%, in med school I learned 80%). This is logical since the people who commit the crimes are more likely to be caught and sent to prison, so you will end up with a concentrating effect of the disorder in the prison population. No one said "American", and I don't have comparative data for other countries around the world. However it would be reasonable to assume that there's nothing special about "Americans" in particular, and similar statistics must exist in other countries.

      If you wanted to create a well-adjusted person would you lock your child up with a bunch of murderers, arsonists and rapists as the only humans to interact with?

            I do not think that the current model is the best model. As a preventive and deterrent system, it is clearly broken. As for rehabilitation, well, that's a joke too. Frankly my own views are rather extreme, and will never be implemented, and are certainly a violation of human rights. But we were talking about the actual world we live in.

      The problem is that putting people in prison for rehabilitation is the worst plan since Abe Lincoln said to his wife: "I'm sick of sitting around the house, let's catch a play."

            Agreed. But you just can't hang them in public anymore.

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    12. Re:Escapism by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Actually most people in prison are there for drug crimes.

            I was under the understanding that most people in prison were completely innocent.

            You can look up the statistics for yourself, yes? That's the joy of the internet era and things like google. 70 to 80 percent of prison populations have anti social personality disorder. That's an established fact. Now you can argue all you want, but it won't change the facts, yes?

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    13. Re:Escapism by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      little side tangent, if you suffer from some mental disorder which makes you dangerous to others is it's societies duty to punish you for being sick or to try to cure you?

            I think that was the whole point the people who wrote the human rights bills and prison reform laws were trying to get across. However it fails to account for the fact that 1) Is it the fault of the person you killed that you are "sick"; 2) Is it the fault of the next person you are going to kill that you are still "sick" and 3) anti social personality disorder is one of the least treatable mental illnesses with a very low chance of a "cure". Their world view is so distorted that it is unlikely they are willing to accept help. Some people actually do just want to watch the world burn.

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    14. Re:Escapism by Brian+Feldman · · Score: 1

      It's untenable to provide an environment conducive to true rehabilitation while prisons are artificially kept full as a result of a corrupt war upon humanity billing itself as the "War on Drugs." The first problem needs to be fixed before you can ever expect prisons to evolve.

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    15. Re:Escapism by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      [...] most of the people in prison [...] probably don't qualify as "human" in the first place.

      I hope for your country and its inhabitants that you never take up a political office.

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    16. Re:Escapism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually prison as "punishment" is now a violation of human rights. Prisons are supposed to be entirely for the purposes of "rehabilitation".

      Well, it is if you want to actually be tough on crime, using techniques that have been proven to reduce both crime rates and recidivism rates.

      Others seem to just want to be "tough on criminals" which has been doing pretty good for creating toughened criminals for things like minor drug infractions, which could have been treated in rehab but then the Republicans would whine that you're some kind of "soft on crime" for doing something demonstrated to reduce recidivism.

    17. Re:Escapism by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Well that's the joy of redaction, isn't it? You could probably have gone further and turned it into:

      [...] most [...] people [...] don't qualify as "human" in the first place.

            Fortunately for you, I have no political ambitions... :)

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    18. Re:Escapism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Antisocial Personality Disorder is a condition characterized by persistent disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others"

      By the definition given anyone who commits a crime against someone else has antisocial personality disorder. Even getting into the details on that first link makes it sound like the definition is carefully tailored to mean "criminal", especially given the extra bullet points crammed in to ensure that drug addicts and people who commit other victimless crimes are included in the definition. Since the definition includes committing crimes, claiming that APD sufferers commit crimes is circular reasoning.

    19. Re:Escapism by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Well that's the dumbed down version. For a real explanation of anti social personality disorder I invite you to read the DSM-IV definition.

            Basically someone with anti-social personality disorder is interested only in their own personal gratification. Everyone and everything else in the world is just an object to be used and/or manipulated in order to satisfy their whims. They have no conscience and no remorse. They are aware of the consequences of their actions, and just don't give a damn. That's a little more specific than "that ass hole who cut you off in traffic".

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    20. Re:Escapism by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      If you genuinely do have something wrong with your brain how accountable can you be held for your actions.
      It makes sense to restrain someone who is dangerous to stop them from hurting themselves or others but actually setting out to punish someone for acting erratically and hurting people due to malfunctions in their brain seems about a sensible as beating my laptop for floating point errors.

      It's not going to fix it and it's not going to prevent the problem from happening in future but it does vent your frustration.

    21. Re:Escapism by Yoozer · · Score: 1

      Frankly my own views are rather extreme, and will never be implemented, and are certainly a violation of human rights.

      OK - so assume your rules are implemented. What do you do if you get arrested? Or your children? Or your significant other? What if you get arrested but you're innocent, yet they don't figure that out for a while?

      If you want to know how civilized a country is, see how they treat their prisoners.

    22. Re:Escapism by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I find that incarcerating violent lunatics does have a fairly strong preventive effect, but it does tend to wear off pretty quickly when you let them out.

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    23. Re:Escapism by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      That's just a product of restraining them, it's the line between that and punishment that's where it gets messed up.

    24. Re:Escapism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't say "most", there is a large percentage of people in prison for non-violent and victimless crimes, such as drug possession or prostitution. I doubt antisocial personality disorder and not qualifying as "human" really apply to most of that demographic.

    25. Re:Escapism by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      The fact that I cut out part of your sentence doesn't change the fact that you applied "probably don't qualify as 'human' in the first place" to "most people in prison". You're entitled to your opinion that some people are unworthy of being part of our species but that doesn't mean I'm wrong for pointing it out.

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    26. Re:Escapism by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      What do you do if you get arrested?

            I won't be arrested. I am over halfway through my life and I haven't been arrested, because I don't break the law. What makes you think I will be arrested?

      Or your children?

            I won't be happy about it, but I've taught them right from wrong. What they do with their lives is their own problem.

      Or your significant other?

            Same as me - she's my age and hasn't ever been arrested. Why do you think suddenly she will be?

      What if you get arrested but you're innocent, yet they don't figure that out for a while?

            Ahhh finally the whole meat of the bleeding heart argument. How about I take the opposite position? Let's turn loose every single murderer in prison because one of them might be innocent.

            Honestly, I would take my chances with a "less than perfect" justice system that offers greater deterrence rather than have career criminals laughing at the current system, and revolving door prisons. And, as Terry Pratchett once said, the death penalty combines the maximum deterrence with the minimum chance of recurrence.

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    27. Re:Escapism by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Beeing in prison is about BOTH of it. And in addition, it's also about receiving training on how to fit into a mainly non-criminal society.

      Precisely. And what better training for fitting into mainstream society than D&D?

    28. Re:Escapism by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Mainstream-mainstream! Not Slashdot-Mainstream for heavens sake!!

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    29. Re:Escapism by Pyrroc · · Score: 1

      That seems to describe the majority of people born in the past 30 years...

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    30. Re:Escapism by Yoozer · · Score: 1

      Ahhh finally the whole meat of the bleeding heart argument. How about I take the opposite position? Let's turn loose every single murderer in prison because one of them might be innocent.

      Consider this: you are driving, and summoned to stop. It just so happens to be that the cops are corrupt and have to make their monthly quota. One of 'm plants a baggie in your vehicle, and you go off to the Tent Camp. It doesn't even have to be about corrupt cops if you think this is implausible.

      Honestly, I would take my chances with a "less than perfect" justice system that offers greater deterrence

      Here's the trick though: death penalty doesn't offer greater deterrence per se.

      And, as Terry Pratchett once said, the death penalty combines the maximum deterrence with the minimum chance of recurrence.

      Terry Pratchett writes satire. Errors (which are made a-plenty) can never, ever be righted again. But do continue your belief in your own infallibility and the absolute correctness of the justice system, because these are all disgusting liberal bleeding hearted links, and I'm obviously very much misguided, being a subject in the People's Republic of Europe.

      I'm sure everything would've been right if they just would've manned up.

    31. Re:Escapism by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I would take my chances with a "less than perfect" justice system that offers greater deterrence rather than have career criminals laughing at the current system, and revolving door prisons. And, as Terry Pratchett once said, the death penalty combines the maximum deterrence with the minimum chance of recurrence.

      And comedic authors laying in England distributing pithy thought-terminating cliches* are no basis for a system of government**!

      [*though in Terry's case they are in fact usually pithy thought-inducing cliches, and because of that I'd not assume that anything he said was a recommendation for something without further context than you have provided... actually I'd tend to presume the opposite and work from there]

      [**which, being built by (a) humans and (b) committees, and run by (c) bureacracts and (d) politicians, should be presumed imperfect - if not insane - and given as little authority to wield deadly force as is still pragmatic to get away with in a world full of the things]

    32. Re:Escapism by mjwx · · Score: 1

      AROOOOOGA! Imagination detected in sector 7G. Initiate emergency synaptic lockdown.

      Intestinate Joh^W^W^W Homer Simpson.

      I am so very sorry for alluding to that movie.

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    33. Re:Escapism by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      You present a non sequitur. First of all, that's not what I said. Only around 3% of the general population have anti social personality disorder. Secondly I made no comparison to other countries. However Up to 80% of prison populations have this disorder (the cited article says 75%, in med school I learned 80%). This is logical since the people who commit the crimes are more likely to be caught and sent to prison, so you will end up with a concentrating effect of the disorder in the prison population. No one said "American", and I don't have comparative data for other countries around the world. However it would be reasonable to assume that there's nothing special about "Americans" in particular, and similar statistics must exist in other countries.

      Let me clarify what I meant. The U.S. has an incarceration rate of ~7.5 person per thousand, my country has ~0.5 person per thousand. The murder rate in the US is 0.043 pr 1000 and in my country 0.011 pr 1000. Rape is 0.30 per thousand in the US compared to 0.09 pr thousand in my country.

      So unless you believe the percentage of people with antisocial personality disorders(let's call it ASPD) is more than a factor 10 larger in the US than here, ASPD cannot be an overshadowing reason for crime. It is just as likely that putting people in prison gives them ASPDs, and that is why you get an 80% number.

      And even though your incarceration rate is though the roof, you still have a much higher crime rate for violent crimes. My point is that while personally satisfying our revenge instinct is pleasant, it is not in general society's interest. It is cheaper rehabilitating people and making them a productive part of society than punishing them. Plus, punishment seems to have very little effect on recidivism.

      It must be societies first interest to reduce violent crime and stop repeat offenders, not satisfying the victims. The crime has been committed and it can never be undone, but our goal must be to try to prevent it in the future.

  10. In other news ... by Noughmad · · Score: 5, Funny

    The United States Supreme Court banned the government, using the justification that 'one player is denoted the President... [who] is tasked with giving directions to other players... [which] mimics the organization of a gang.' The court also cited some sparse evidence that a handful of other presidents once committed some crimes that allegedly were related to their governing.

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  11. Then they also have to ban... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If a game where one person moderates the actions of the other players is banned because of that, then they will have to ban every game that has a referee or judge, as well as any plays that have a director, music that uses a conductor, and so many other activities.

    Admittedly I never though about prisoners doing any of those things, including D&D, but hey, whatever works.

    Perhaps Wisconsin just wants their inmates lifting weights so they benchpress a freaking car during their next robbery or something. Obviously more desirable than letting someone participate in a moderated adlib fantasy play where you (usually) take the part of heroes against the forces of evil. Can't let them criminal types learn ta use dem brains and actually tink dey can better demselves. Why if dey did dat, us cops and law-yurs wouldn't have nobody ta prosecute...

    Sorry for the extreme sarcasm, but those idiots deserve it. Maybe if they played more D&D (and a few other PnP RPGs) they'd have less riots, violence, and repeat offenders. Of course, taking away a gamers books and dice might just start one...

    1. Re:Then they also have to ban... by pm_rat_poison · · Score: 1

      Admittedly I never though about prisoners doing any of those things, including D&D, but hey, whatever works.

      Just try to tell the death row inmates your monster rolled a 20

  12. Uh-huh by paj1234 · · Score: 1

    There might be evidence that some inmates go on to commit crimes that are related to their spell in prison. So ban prison.

    1. Re:Uh-huh by delinear · · Score: 0

      Dungeons and Dragons. Spell in prison. Heh heh.

    2. Re:Uh-huh by RogueyWon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's a better idea... ban crimes!

      Nip the problem in the bud.

    3. Re:Uh-huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's ridiculous. If crimes are outlawed, only outlaws will commit crimes.

  13. What A Flawed Premise... by Rollgunner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'one player is denoted the Dungeon Master... [who] is tasked with giving directions to other players... [which] mimics the organization of a gang.'

    Clearly, no-one involved in the case has ever played a decent game of D&D. But why bother with facts when prejudice and hysteria will suffice ?

    For the 0.0001% of Slashdotters who've never played, a good "dungeon master" (just like a good computer game programmer) creates an interactive environment for players to explore.

    What the players decide to do from there is what can make the game an interesting vehicle for self-discovery and excercising one's imagination and problem-solving abilities.

    It no more mimics the structure of a gang than someone attending a lecture or watching a play.

    1. Re:What A Flawed Premise... by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      'one player is denoted the Dungeon Master... [who] is tasked with giving directions to other players... [which] mimics the organization of a gang.'

      Of course, the prison may just have banned D&D because it was causing trouble, much as a school might ban trading cards because they were causing fights and aruments, and the above nonsense could just be some post-hoc rationalization that their lawyers came up with to defend against the frivolous lawsuit.

      I mean, ye gods, if the most heinous offense against human dignity in this place is that you're not allowed to play D&D, then US prisons have been receiving some very unfair press...

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    2. Re:What A Flawed Premise... by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the prison had actually just said, "we banned D&D because it was causing trouble", the whole thing would've seemed a lot more reasonable to me, and probably not really worth commenting on. I'm not quite sure why they didn't just say that, actually, unless it really wasn't causing problems, so they couldn't anyone to testify that D&D-playing prisoners were causing problems--- so they had to resort to the more hypothetical rationale, bolstered by testimony from a "gang expert", that D&D might potentially cause gang activity.

      I'm guessing it's more likely a strange sort of paranoia, where some warden really did think it was somehow gang-related. I personally would rather have prisoners playing D&D than lifting weights all the time, though, which seems strangely to be permitted at most prisons.

    3. Re:What A Flawed Premise... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      They should just start LARPing & call it a play. Problem solved.

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    4. Re:What A Flawed Premise... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Clearly, no-one involved in the case has ever played a decent game of D&D.

      Well, there's that, and there's also that many gangs don't have a single "leader" anyway, and are more "peer-to-peer" in their structure.

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    5. Re:What A Flawed Premise... by Vexar · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yeah, you're right. On the scale of "North Korea" where they just make people disappear. I can just see the state letter:

      Dear Madam,
      On behalf of the People's Correctional Facility of North Korea, we are most sorry to report your son, while playing a banned D&D game, failed his dexterity roll against a spellcast as well as a critical hit save, the monster involved was level 20, and the spell involved resulted in a permanent Invisibility curse. We lack the ability to detect your son, however we do believe he is alive and well, somewhere on this planet. We are returning his personal affects as some comfort, however we think his shoes are cursed, and recommend you not let anyone wear them.

      Most Sincerely,
      Wei Tu Yun

    6. Re:What A Flawed Premise... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What's more important is that the GM gets his power from the players, not the other way around. He can of course smite any character easily. He has it all at his disposal. Want proof? Show up your character, here's a thousand red dragons. Turns your fighter into a toasty tincan in no time.

      It's not about power. That power the GM has is due to his players trusting him to present a problem they can solve. If you, as a GM, insist in wasting my character pointlessly just to prove you're "stronger", I take that power away from you by not playing with you. Now try that in a gang environment.

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    7. Re:What A Flawed Premise... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But that's not why they banned it. And why make up something, it would be a quite valid reason. "D&D caused inmates to fight when their beloved character died to a really crappy dice roll". Anyone here who couldn't relate? To both, getting furious over rolling three 1s in sequence and the wardens identifying D&D as the cause of the riot?

      Don't tell me they were worried about their prisoners getting bad press for starting a riot over something as "trivial" as a D&D game.

      So please don't say that could have been the reason. If it was, it would have been communicated as such.

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    8. Re:What A Flawed Premise... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Except D&D has precise and unambiguous rule books to make sure fights and arguments never happen.

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    9. Re:What A Flawed Premise... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Clearly, no-one involved in the case has ever played a decent game of D&D.

      This is more often the case than not when it comes to D&D, which has often been criticized over the years by those who don't understand, haven't played or have other underlying issues or agendas because, lets be honest here, typical gamers make easy targets. Fantasy role playing games in general and D&D in particular have endured many cheap shots of the years from outsiders looking for a scapegoat; the evidence is well documented on Google for anyone who cares to look.

    10. Re:What A Flawed Premise... by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never been in a courtroom. The letter of the law is so important there that the "spirit" of things can become irrelevant. It's possible that they aren't allowed to ban activities simply because they "cause trouble," I don't know the details. It's also possible that these issues were discussed, but not mentioned in the article (I didn't RTFA).

      Imagine the legal hurdles you would have to jump if you wanted to ban inmates from reading certain books because they were "subversive." You'd have to come up with a real slick justification for violating the first amendment.

  14. So I really was in gangs during childhood by noidentity · · Score: 1

    Wow, this makes me feel a lot better about my youth. Apparently I wasn't a geek who played D&D all the time and never got out, no, I was in a gang! Maybe they'll find that living in a basement is actually the same structure as a president living in a secure bunker giving orders to everyone.

  15. My Crime by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The prison also cited some sparse evidence that a handful of non-inmate D&D players once committed some crimes that allegedly were related to their D&D playing."

    My only crime was to CAST FIREBALL at LEVEL 6 and do 6D6 damage to everyone in a huge sphere in front of me...except the ones who made their saving throws.

    I wouldn't even be here except I rolled a 4 on my SAVING THROW VS. JUDGES

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    1. Re:My Crime by polar+red · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't even be here except I rolled a 4 on my SAVING THROW VS. JUDGES

      are you a dwarf ? maybe you should add [CON/3.5] to that.

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    2. Re:My Crime by Anarchduke · · Score: 1
      The warden overheard this:

      Yo, I done shanked the bitch for making fun of my Halfling Paladin. Nobody laughs at Sir Fuzzy Toes and lives.

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    3. Re:My Crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, it's a diplomacy or persuade check.

    4. Re:My Crime by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      Fireball only does 3d6 these days, but it does it to a LOT of people. And most prison guards are probably minions anyways.

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  16. Freedom of speech by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

    Freedom of speech
    Beyond prison reach
    Societal deportment
    So hard to teach
    Burma shave

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  17. Try to see it from the prison's POV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody is implying that Fantasy_Game => Criminality, except the readers. Actually what's being implied is Criminality & Fantasy_Game => Criminality, which of course is a valid argument. It's not D&D at fault, but D&D being just another environment where preexisting behaviours are reinforced through formal D&D rules (and "therefore" being enabled by the prisons).

    The fact that the situation is Criminality & Fantasy_Game => Criminality is what makes the second linked source (volokh.com) call the argument a weak one: the preceding argument's conclusion does not need Fantasy Game to make the argument valid. Whether Fantasy_Game actually has anything to do with Criminality is up for debate. The only thing that can be proven for sure, from the understanding provided by the articles, is that Fantasy_Game either: allows Criminality, or has no effect on Criminality (i.e. it is not preventing Criminality).

    Bottom line: nothing more than people getting worked up with (p->q) !=> (q->p).

    1. Re:Try to see it from the prison's POV by delinear · · Score: 1

      I don't really know what you're saying here, I don't see any readers implying (other than in jest) that fantasy games have anything to do with criminality. The implication is very strongly that a spurious link to criminality was used to justify a ban on something the prison authorities just don't like.

      As to your claim that the only options are either fantasy games allow criminality or have no effect on criminality, I'd repudiate that absolute claim unless you can provide evidence that playing games which encourage imagination and social interaction and highlight the consequences of ones actions as well as (generally though admittedly not always in D&D) guiding the players along the path of "good" with positive reinforcement have zero effect on reducing instances of repeat offences.

    2. Re:Try to see it from the prison's POV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wrote "from the understanding provided by the articles" exactly because I anticipated that someone would ping me for the absolute claim :D. I made that statement on the basis of the (implicit) argument. I too am of the view that games can be used to prevent criminality (in contradiction to what I posted before). The "absolute claim" is one that I derived from both the content of the article and the general theme of my posting.

    3. Re:Try to see it from the prison's POV by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Nobody is implying that Fantasy_Game => Criminality, except the readers. Actually what's being implied is Criminality & Fantasy_Game => Criminality, which of course is a valid argument.

      No, the claim would be Criminality & Fantasy_Game => More Criminality - otherwise they might as well ban everything.

      And no, it's not a valid argument.

      The claim is also D&D => Gang structure. Also nonsense.

      the argument a weak one: the preceding argument's conclusion does not need Fantasy Game to make the argument valid.

      Yes, exactly. So there is no defence for the prison's POV.

  18. Oblig.: Guns don't kill people, ... by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... magic missiles do.

  19. This is jive, man. by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'ma tell my crew about it tonight after we execute every single one of those goblin mu'fas, take all they bling, and use it to buy mad straps.

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    1. Re:This is jive, man. by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      GP rules everything around me.

  20. Absurd by deadb0lt · · Score: 0

    I openly admit to not reading ALL comments prior to posting this, but.... I think the top level posters so far are missing the real issue here. These people are in Jail for a reason. Let's not treat them to things they do not deserve. Jail should be a place to serve a sentance and to hopefully let the the criminals reflect on their crime and hopefully learn a lesson. It SHOULDN'T be a place where criminals get to hang out and play board games. That's just ridiculous. Yes, D&D and any other aformentioned board games are harmless, but enabling someone to have fun in a place of punishment is just downright absurd. I know people who have been to jail, and while they say it was absolutely no fun at all, their behavior after their sentance really didn't change. The system is broken. We can't let people forget the reason they're being punished...

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    1. Re:Absurd by Eudial · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I openly admit to not reading ALL comments prior to posting this, but.... I think the top level posters so far are missing the real issue here. These people are in Jail for a reason. Let's not treat them to things they do not deserve.

      Jail should be a place to serve a sentance and to hopefully let the the criminals reflect on their crime and hopefully learn a lesson. It SHOULDN'T be a place where criminals get to hang out and play board games. That's just ridiculous. Yes, D&D and any other aformentioned board games are harmless, but enabling someone to have fun in a place of punishment is just downright absurd. I know people who have been to jail, and while they say it was absolutely no fun at all, their behavior after their sentance really didn't change.

      The system is broken. We can't let people forget the reason they're being punished...

      If they are not treated to any entertainment at all, they will become depressed and kill themselves. Clearly, this is not the intention of jail either, is it? I understand that you have some sort of sadistic need to see these people suffer, but there are limits to how you can treat people (yes, inmates are people too), both stemming from psychology and international law.

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    2. Re:Absurd by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Prison is also supposed to rehabilitate. People like you forget that part.

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    3. Re:Absurd by Jesus_666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm shocked by how many people in this discussion seem to think that prison inmates are subhumans who don't deserve any rights and should be driven to suicide.

      How does that help? The only thing you'd ensure would be that those who do make it out have a justified hatred towards society and will definitely commit more and worse crimes. And, of course, everyone who does commit a crime would have a strong incentive to kill all witnesses as prison would be designed to crush the inmates' soul and capital punishment wouldn't offer much of an additional threat.

      And all of these observations are besides the fact that the very statement that inmates don't deserve to be called human is a sign of complete moral bankruptcy and nothing short of appalling.

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    4. Re:Absurd by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Prison is also supposed to rehabilitate.

      And even if you think this is nonsense: Prison should under no circumstances produce better criminals.

    5. Re:Absurd by deadb0lt · · Score: 1

      I openly admit to not reading ALL comments prior to posting this, but.... I think the top level posters so far are missing the real issue here. These people are in Jail for a reason. Let's not treat them to things they do not deserve.

      Jail should be a place to serve a sentance and to hopefully let the the criminals reflect on their crime and hopefully learn a lesson. It SHOULDN'T be a place where criminals get to hang out and play board games. That's just ridiculous. Yes, D&D and any other aformentioned board games are harmless, but enabling someone to have fun in a place of punishment is just downright absurd. I know people who have been to jail, and while they say it was absolutely no fun at all, their behavior after their sentance really didn't change.

      The system is broken. We can't let people forget the reason they're being punished...

      If they are not treated to any entertainment at all, they will become depressed and kill themselves. Clearly, this is not the intention of jail either, is it?

      You assume a lot here. First you assume that they will become depressed. They may or may not, but speaking from my past experience in regards to my own bouts of depression, I have learned from my depression how to become a happier, more wholesome individual. Killing myself may have been an option, but I promise you the majority of depressed people don't just go kill themselves. And depressed or not, we can assume they're in jail for a reason. Good, feel bad about it. Ask yourself if doing what you did was worth the punishment...

      I understand that you have some sort of sadistic need to see these people suffer, but there are limits to how you can treat people (yes, inmates are people too), both stemming from psychology and international law.

      Now you're just name calling; a childish move. I wouldn't say not giving inmates entertainment is an act of treating people poorly. People need to learn from their mistakes, and if they're not, then the time, effort, and money to put them in jail in the first place was a waste of time, and they won't be any better of a person when they leave there.

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    6. Re:Absurd by alexo · · Score: 1

      I openly admit to not reading ALL comments prior to posting this, but.... I think the top level posters so far are missing the real issue here. These people are in Jail for a reason. Let's not treat them to things they do not deserve. Jail should be a place to serve a sentance and to hopefully let the the criminals reflect on their crime and hopefully learn a lesson. It SHOULDN'T be a place where criminals get to hang out and play board games. That's just ridiculous. Yes, D&D and any other aformentioned board games are harmless, but enabling someone to have fun in a place of punishment is just downright absurd. I know people who have been to jail, and while they say it was absolutely no fun at all, their behavior after their sentance really didn't change. The system is broken. We can't let people forget the reason they're being punished...

      Just hope that no one in your family is sent to jail because the judge wanted a kickback.

    7. Re:Absurd by wolf12886 · · Score: 1

      And even if you think this is nonsense: Prison should under no circumstances produce better criminals.

      Absolutes like that just don't work in reality. Any improvement in a criminals general aptitude theoretically makes them a more cunning criminal, just as it makes them a more functional citizen. It's unrealistic to think that the two are so distinct.

      The citizens that turn to crime are usually those too unintelligent or uneducated to see that even from a purely selfish perspective, serious crimes are almost always a stupid choice.

      By your logic, our leaded-gasoline years should have been accompanied by a corresponding drop in crime. For a few years our population collectively dropped a few IQ points, and thus became less apt, criminally and otherwise, yet crime didn't diminish or even remain steady, it skyrocketed.

      In the end, I feel like (of the the criminals that could actually be effected) we have to choose between producing a few cleaver and educated criminals, or ten times as many stupid ones.

  21. Competition by deniable · · Score: 1

    What's a warden but a 'dungeon master.' Maybe he didn't want to share the title.

  22. solution by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    They should ask a prison guard to be the Dungeon Master :)

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    1. Re:solution by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      All for it! It's always so hard to find someone willing to GM, everyone wants to play...

      But seriously. Usually, at least the rounds I played with, it's always been a fight who has to do the GM job, it's not like that position is willingly filled easily.

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    2. Re:solution by smellotron · · Score: 1

      Naw, they'd probably just end up with a TPK, over and over again.

  23. Well prisons are a dungeon of sorts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess the wardens don't want to deal with dragons as well.

  24. Something else that mimics... by KitsuneSoftware · · Score: 1

    One person taking charge? Sounds like management to me. Which came first, the gang or the manager?

  25. Punish as punish can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes, yes! Let the only board game be waterboarding!

    Seriously. I don't get why you folks are so thirsty for other's punishment.

    Ideally, prison should be there for society to protect itself (its members) from criminal behaviour. Anything going beyond that is too much. Society should treat inmates with as much respect as possible and with as little restrictions as necessary.

    Get a grip.

  26. The Prison Guards are ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    led by a warden, which clearly mimics a gang. By way of this presumption, prison guards and the warden should be banned from prisons.

  27. You know what else mimicks gang structure?? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    HUMANITY!

    This is pure hunter/gatherer humanity: http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2009/12/hadza/finkel-text
    Tell me that does not prove that the natural structure of human society is that of gangs!?

    Man, stupid, stupid, STUPID.

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  28. The Benefits of D&D for a prisoner by ImNotAtWork · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is a DM someone who sets the rules of the game and make sure everyone plays with in the imaginary boundaries. The DM is an authority figure and the players must acquesce to his/her rules. This is basically a model for prison life and some would say life as a "good citizen".

    If the rules are in dispute you negotiate and resolve the issue before moving on. Negotation is definitely something you want to teach to violent offenders since they may not have had any 1st hand experience with it.

    Basic mathematics and reading. Playing a game and being good at it requires one to learn the rules of the game. You want to find that numbers advantage? the DM isn't going to hand it to you on a silver platter. Many small gamers learn to read so they can figure out what to do next or what the screen is telling them and the same can apply in a prison setting with low literacy rates and math skills.

    Abstract problem solving skills. Ok this makes the criminal more dangerous but it could be a skill set that could be used for good and finding a respectable job. (yes I know about job aps and disclosure of arrests/prison time)

    As some one said before socializing with others as well as team work to accomplish goals together.

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    1. Re:The Benefits of D&D for a prisoner by hey! · · Score: 1

      Plus, a new model for corrections. Nasty, violent gang members go in, pasty, doughy geeks come out.

      Our "reformed" prisoners formerly spent their evenings breaking into people's houses or lurking in shadows waiting to pounce on some victim to commit some heinous act. Now that time is devoted to the innocuous activities of stuffing their faces with pizza, arguing over spell definitions, and painting little figurines.

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    2. Re:The Benefits of D&D for a prisoner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To add to this, I can't really see much difference between the DM and a corporate CEO of a public company or a politician.

      On second thought, those might not have been the best examples for this situation....

  29. Dungeon/Prison Master/Warden by src1138 · · Score: 1

    Actually, having a guy called "dungeon master" telling prisoners what to do sounds just like prison.

  30. Good to know! by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

    Note to self: Don't be Chaotic Evil in Wisconsin!

    1. Re:Good to know! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Or at least hide it well enough 'til you're high enough in level to run for Governor.

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  31. if you're called the "dungeon master" in prison by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i think it has more to do with S&M than D&D

    just saying

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  32. In other news... by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

    'one player is denoted the Dungeon Master... [who] is tasked with giving directions to other players... [which] mimics the organization of a gang.'

    In my workplace, one worker is denoted the Manager, who is tasked with giving directions to the other workers, which mimics the organization of a gang.

    Or a software company. Or a labor union. Or a political party, family unit, social club, tribe, republic, grange, baseball team, or university department. Wow, just about every human institution mimics the structure of a gang!

    In a related story, prison officials ban food because its hydrocarbon compounds mimic the chemical structure of explosives.

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    1. Re:In other news... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      In my workplace, one worker is denoted the Manager, who is tasked with giving directions to the other workers,

      But in prison, no prisoner is supposed to be taking orders from any other prisoner. No prisoner is supposed to be a manager. Of course, DMs don't direct player characters at all, so the point's moot...

  33. If D&D is analagous to gang structure... by drfreak · · Score: 1

    Cyberpunk and Paranoia are probably ok then.

  34. re: should they be playing games in prison anyway? by ed.han · · Score: 1

    i don't believe the issue is constitutionality so much as fear of the precedent this would create from the crummy logic being employed here.

    irrespective of whether you feel that prisoners should be miserable in prison, the idea that any kind of hierarchical structure, no matter how innocuous, could theoretically lead to gang activity--which relationship the state is unable to demonstrate, incidentally--is extraordinarily broad. the volokh blog specifically skewers that thinking: should pick-up football games be banned b/c one inmate is the QB and he provides instruction to the other players of his team? couldn't that hierarchhical structure also theoretically lead to gang activity under the state's logic?

    ed

  35. Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a pity the prison can't see its way to let people escape into their imagination. The outlet would probably make them healthier and easier to manage. I wonder if an outright ban means that decent prisoners are denied structured story telling to pass their time.

  36. Heh by pyster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Heh... So, instead of playing D&D they will just shank other inmates in their free time. I'm betting this isnt about security, or gangs, or any of that shit in reality. It's about the warden being a poostabbing griefer. Well, I hope they knife him to death when the riots come.

  37. My bet.... by Jaysyn · · Score: 2

    $10 says that when you boil this down there is a silly bible-thumper at the root of this.

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  38. It's About Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank God. Cause there's nothing scarier than being in the prison chow line sandwiched between and Orc and a Half Elf.

  39. Oh boy! by Kylere · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in this process sat a stupid christian convinced that D&D was a game of devil worship.

  40. Don't fuck with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't fuck with me, I roll with the 4th street black mages! Fire 4 motherfucker, all up in your castle!

  41. Complete lack of intelligence by ShadoeKnight · · Score: 1

    Awesome. Because typical prison life doesn't work at all like a gang. A guard is in charge and the inmates have to do what they say or else they are punished. It sounds more like some brainless kook is in charge of the place and trying to get his pet beliefs pawned off as rational ideas for rehabilitation. D&D doesn't make people violent, constant violence around them makes people violent. In D&D there is a structured outlet for aggression that involves defeating an evil being to achieve the rewards. God knows we don't want inmates learning those values. Idiots.

  42. Psychological warfare / How to keep 'm IN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see from the sorts of reactions that many people are typing from the safety and luxury of their warm homes and are (seemingly) incapable of realizing that this isn't a warm social gathering for pick nick we're talking about. Also can I see its obviously not their asses on the line of duty out there.

    This isn't about preventing people from having some fun; its for keeping the wardens safe from harm. Who cares if inmates are having a little discomfort in their daily lives; most of 'm deserved whats coming to them anyway. You don't end up in jail for nothing.

    As to the ban... Psychological warfare. Simply an effort to prevent people from psyching themselves up and training themselves to such extend where they know exactly what the other party members would do in stressful situations. Replace your magic missile casting warlock for a shooting warden, replace the great escape for an outbreak AND replace the casual damages for god knows what some of those guys would do outside the prison walls...

    NOW the "nerd community" is complaining about human rights and how these prisoners should be treated with a little more respect. But when it turns out that this game gave the inmates the tools needed to prep themselves for a nice outbreak and the end up pillaging your home I bet you won't be so forgiving as you are now.

    Some bans aren't done out of silly reasons; they're for your and our protection. No matter how silly it may seem.

  43. Some spells are more useful in prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with D&D in prison is that some spells are too overpowered.

    I ready an action when the soap is dropped cast grease!

  44. SOME by pjt33 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You missed a key word. Some Christian fundamentalists believe that D&D and M:tG have a real spiritual component. Not all of us do.

    1. Re:SOME by smellotron · · Score: 1

      Some Christian fundamentalists believe that D&D and M:tG have a real spiritual component.

      All good software developers learn to refactor towards generalizations:

      Some people believe stupid sh!t.

  45. I suppose they can't play Monopoly either by mysidia · · Score: 1

    The game has The banker.

    Who has a role similar to loan sharks.

    Also, some non-inmates who have played monopoly in the past were found to have embezzled money.

    The game directly encouraged that, since the Banker is the one player allowed to sneak themselves as much cash as needed from the vault...

  46. there's a vast irony here by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    a dungeon is basically a medieval prison. any dragons in such a dungeon are simply a metaphorical abstraction of the idea of the criminals you find there: people who freely transgress against morals and decency

    so the idea of prisoners, the dragons, playing d&d in prison, aka, the dungeon, is absurdist in the highest order

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  47. Using prison to cause insanity by Plumber,+Programmer, · · Score: 1

    What an interesting concept. Of course, we would need to ensure that it would actually work for the intended purpose. Would you be willing to be the first test subject of your own suggested "solution?"

    1. Re:Using prison to cause insanity by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      What an interesting concept. Of course, we would need to ensure that it would actually work for the intended purpose. Would you be willing to be the first test subject of your own suggested "solution?"

      Of course you know that would not be a valid test. The GP would have to be the sort of person who would and does commit crimes in order to use him as a model to see if that kind of incarceration has the desired effect.

      This kind of argument pisses me off. "Oh yeah? Well, if it is such a good idea, why don't you go first?" What you are ignoring is that he is suggesting this punishment for a convict, not for an innocent man.

      A legitimate reason for him to undergo that kind of incarceration, though, is to see if it is an intolerable punishment for an innocent man. And of course it is. Any kind of incarceration is. That is why our legal system says it is better to let a hundred criminals go free than to jail an innocent man.

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    2. Re:Using prison to cause insanity by Plumber,+Programmer, · · Score: 1

      I was not sufficiently clear. Of course, the suggested "solution" would eventually have to be tested to make sure it actually made criminals not commit more crime. I meant that it should first be tested to make sure that the suggested "solution" would not just drive the inmate insane.

    3. Re:Using prison to cause insanity by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      I meant that it should first be tested to make sure that the suggested "solution" would not just drive the inmate insane.

      Oh. Carry on, then.

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  48. Isn't it ironic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the warden's position similar to the leader of the prison (guard) gang?

  49. Just my luck.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prison is the one place where I'd really want D&D-induced celibacy.

  50. Another gang like structure in prisons by wisnoskij · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In prisons there is also: "one [person] is denoted the [warden]... [who] is tasked with giving directions to other [people]... [which] mimics the organization of a gang."

    The general definition of a gang of people being just a group with a leader is so general that every human on average probably could be considered to be in 5+ gangs.

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  51. Halfing drops the soap! by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

    Saving throw! Saving throw!

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  52. You want to be one of them, deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You missed a key word. Some Christian fundamentalists believe that D&D and M:tG have a real spiritual component. Not all of us do.

    If you want to be one of them deal with the BS associated with the label and your associates.

    That's like saying, "those other gangbangers are violent drug dealers, but I'm not. I just want some friends to hang out with".

    Oh, wait, your a Christian Fundamentalist, lying and hypocrisy is okay as long as its done in the name of Jesus. So never mind, as you were.

    1. Re:You want to be one of them, deal by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      If you want to be one of them deal with the BS associated with the label and your associates.

      Unless you're a 20-stone U.S. American living in your mother's basement and fantasising about Natalie Portman and hot grits (whatever they are) you ought to be aware of the stupidity of generalisation, Mr Anonymous Coward. If you do fit that stereotype then I wonder whether you would agree with the statement, which you can certainly find people making, that all North Americans are murdering Christian imperialists.

    2. Re:You want to be one of them, deal by Miseph · · Score: 1

      "that all North Americans are murdering Christian imperialists."

      We are judged by the people we choose to represent us... and we seem to choose murdering Christian imperialists.

      It's much less unfair than some seem to think.

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    3. Re:You want to be one of them, deal by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      My choice of "North American" there was deliberate. The stereotype may be applicable to some extent to the USA, but less so to Canadians, Mexicans, residents of St Pierre and Miquelon, and anyone else who might label themselves as North Americans, since there isn't unanimous agreement on what constitutes North America.

  53. Not every inmate in jail for violent crime by realsilly · · Score: 1

    While I don't relish the thought of a convicted murder or rapist ever feeling freedom again, not every inmate is in prison for Rape or Murder. There are several people in prison for lots of minor things. The idea behind prison served multiple purposes, to punish those for crimes committed, and to rehabilitate someone back into society. I can tell you, that for some people playing D & D is no picnic. For some it is a dull boring uneventful task in their lives.

    Do we really want people behind bars to go absolutely insane from being incarcerated? OR would we rather have the prisoners learn something from their mistakes and maybe learn remorse and pay their debt to society quietly and peacefully.

    For all those parents who have children and they've caught their child doing something that was against the rules of the house or even society, the parents generally punish them with grounding, and removing games/toys. But most out there don't take decks of cards away, or books to read, or strip a room down to a bed, sheets, a pillow and a bathroom stall. Of course not, that would be considered cruelity.

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  54. Having worked in a prison by HikingStick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As someone who was a long-time AD&D player who also worked for a time in a maximum security/close custody prison facility, my perspective may be a bit different from other who have replied here. In the prison environment, there are strict rules regarding fraternization among the incarcerated (prisoners/inmates). Often, there are limits on the number who may gather at one time, rules regarding proximity to others, and rules regarding communications. Inmates might not be allowed to carry stacks of personal papers or items from room to room. Any time inmates gather, it is suspect. Any time they are talking in hushed tones, it is suspect. Any time they are passing notes, it is suspect. Any talk of weapons or violoent actions puts the guards/officers at a heightened state of alert. Anything that might be viewed as gang-like behavior is suspect. Anything that could be viewed as cover for gang behavior is suspect.

    Now, if you have been an AD&D player (or a player of any number of other RPG games), think about the dynamics of game play. Games often include more than two or three people. Players often carry a stack of papers (e.g., maps, character sheets, game manuals) to and from game sessions. The group might get loud, but some members of the group might have a secret side conversation with another player or the DM. Notes might need to be passed (e.g., "I want to pickpocket the baron", "I want to move into the shadows behind the paladin"). Table conversation will include various weapons and tactics. Althought talk of some medieval weapons could easily be discerned as fantasy (e.g., "I'll run him through with my halberd"), others could easily match a contemporary context (e.g., "I'll knife the guard while you try to get his keys"). Most groups with which I've played held the DM in high regard; it was as if the DM had his own cult following or at least a lot of resepect. That behavior, to the untrained observer, would appear to mimic some gang behavior. Prison guards have no way of knowing if such a behavior is just a game, overt gang activity, or a game being used to hide gang activity. To strive for safety and control, they must err toward interpreting events as the worst possible scenario.

    If you are an RPG player, think through things that were said around your game table, and try to imagine hearing them as a prison guard or corrections officer. How might you interpret them?

    People who really got into their game playing often would talk about the game anywhere and everywhere. Can you imagine a guard in a lunchroom overhearing AD&D players discussing a plan to escape the tower by feigning illness before attacking the guards when they come to investigate? Can you imagine players discussing plans to dig an (in-game) escape tunnel while having recreation time in the yard? The game could easily be used as a veil to allow the player to communicate real escape plans out in the open while the rest of the facility thinks they are just a bunch of RPG geeks. I can't say I fully agree with the decision to bar AD&D, but I can say that I understand the reasoning behind the decision.

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    1. Re:Having worked in a prison by Dogun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thanks for your perspective.

      What sort of alternative collaborative storytelling game would you propose for a prison setting?

    2. Re:Having worked in a prison by HikingStick · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not sure I have an alternative to offer, as much as to suggest that the staff of the prison needs to be educated as to the nature of RPG gameplay. If similar group activities are allowed, once the decision makers are made aware of the nature of the game and its gameplay, I'd hope they'd work to find a resonable solution. Those incarcerated would find it in their best interest to be conscious of the behaviors and discussions in which they participate that might be viewed negatively by the administration, so that they may be avoided. In particular, it seems that the administration misunderstands the role of Dungeon Master. They see it as "gang leader" but it would be more appropriate to view it as "facilitator", or a combination of "creative director", "storyteller", and "judge" (arbiter of in-game decisions). If the campaign were run over defined periods (e.g., 8-weeks at a time), perhaps the DM role could rotate to other group members, thereby defying the assumption that it is a position akin to being a "gang leader" where power is not shared.

      It seems that any alternative could similarly be misinterpreted by prison staff. Any RPG that would incorporate scenarios with weapons, conflicts, and corrdination by a game master would be subject. Switching to a highly futuristic realm might help shift the focus away from some perceived threats (e.g., "I'll stab him with my dagger") but could also add others (e.g., "I'll shoot him", "I'll blast him with my laser"). The same could be said of creating unique words to represent common objects (e.g., "'ungala'" instead of 'knife'")--codes can be broken and using them might do more to raise suspicions.

      This topic really tugs on something inside of me. I often use my imagination to create stories and scenarios in my own mind, but my times of playing AD&D (and other games) with a group of friends were by and far someof the most enjoyable times and stories I have in memory. I cannot imagine being in such a controlled environment that even a game like AD&D would be denied me. I would likely fall back to writing more fiction, and then sharing those stories with others, perhaps setting up story exchanges. Could a group decide on a topic or scenario each week, and then have each member write a story that fits the scenario? The stories could be shared and then another member could pick the scenario for the following week. That misses the collaborative aspects, however.

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    3. Re:Having worked in a prison by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      You make some good points. However, wouldn't almost all of them be solved by providing a time and place for them? For example the D&D materials could be kept in the library, with searches for those entering and leaving, and only used during allowed recreation hours. It seems to me that an outright ban is perhaps not the best approach.

    4. Re:Having worked in a prison by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      It makes some sense on one level--an appropriate time and space for the game--but it would not alleviate other suspicions, particularly that the game is being used as cover for other plans (e.g., escape plan, assault on another inmate or guard, gang activity). There are no easy answers. If it were me making the call, I'd rather have small groups of inmates playing games togeter than to see them pumping iron in the gym for hours each day. Most prison systems go beyond providing inmates with the means for maintaining their health and give them opportunities to become massively ripped (and potentially more dangerous). What's wrong with situps, push-ups, and similar exercises that don't require weight machines or free weights?

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    5. Re:Having worked in a prison by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      If you are an RPG player, think through things that were said around your game table

      Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre slaying knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!
      Graham: You're not there, you're getting DRUNK!
      Nightblade: Ok, but if there's any girls there I wanna do them!

      and try to imagine hearing them as a prison guard or corrections officer. How might you interpret them?

      "Drunk? KNIFE! GIRLS! Damn Pedos got a knife and alcohol somehow."

    6. Re:Having worked in a prison by tod8688 · · Score: 1

      In addition to all of the above the game could be used as cover to map out and plan tactical assaults on the prison personnel. If you really think about it, it's really the perfect cover. You could have 3d maps, equipment lists, personnel strengths and weaknesses all out in the open. The game format helps people conceptualize all of those things without actually having to be in every part of the jail. Inmates or guards with access could provide intimate details in a game format which would be harder to detect. That being said I don't think there should be an outright ban. They could institute a rule saying only events approved or planned by someone vetted by the staff can DM a game. That would allow the inmates an opportunity to play without the fear of not know exactly what the possible outcomes will be for any game session(s).

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    7. Re:Having worked in a prison by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Simple. Make the guard the DM?

    8. Re:Having worked in a prison by ffflala · · Score: 1

      I can't say I fully agree with the decision to bar AD&D, but I can say that I understand the reasoning behind the decision.

      That's rational basis review for you. It's a very deferential level of review, and it is applied to most prison situations. To pass it, a party just has show a somewhat plausible line of reasoning. The rule doesn't actually have to *work*, nor does it have to be correct.

      The court didn't have the ability to question the findings of the "gang expert", as dubious as his testimony might have been. Expert witness testimony countering each and every one of that guy's points wouldn't have helped, either. As long as the "gang expert" was a qualified witness, and as long as the warden claimed that he believed the witness, D&D didn't stand a chance.

  55. Well, the courts aren't going to reverse it, so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's convince the governor of Wisconsin. We'll get TSR to threaten to move the production of D&D out of state! That'll lead to a reversal. Nobody wants to lose such a major employer!

    What do you mean TSR has been bought by WOTC, is now a subsidiary of Hasbro, and has been relocated to Seattle anyway????

    How long have I not been paying attention?

  56. Re:Well, the courts aren't going to reverse it, so by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

    Better chance of this working on Thompson than Doyle. Good luck.

  57. How many in a "big group"??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many in a "big group"??? If you have 8 or more people in a DnD game, you need to split the group into 2 or more groups with their own DM.

    Are 6 too many for you???

    1. Re:How many in a "big group"??? by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      I've played in small groups (2-3) and large groups (up to 15). The large groups can get unweildy at times, but those groups were typically a bunch of experienced college players who were undertaking massive adventures in a DM's own created world. Oftentimes, those sessions would go very long when there were massive battles (even under simple 1st ed. AD&D rules). Sometimes we would only get through one battle in a night (typically 4-6 hours). I preferred groups of not more than about 8 people, just to keep the game moving.

      In a prison environment, the guards and the rule book(s) will define what is considered an allowable group size. Thus "big group" or "small group" are irrelevant in such situations. Either the behavior is allowed or it isn't.

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  58. Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ironic that this is at a Wisconsin prison (my suspicion is someone doesn't like the "anti-christian" magic in D&D and the gang thing is a red herring) anyway D&D was created by TSR Games whose headquarters were originally Lake Geneva, Wisconsin.

  59. D&D Illegal in Military too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the crusade against RPG's continues long past it's expiration date. I had a couple of D&D books for our game when I was in school for my Navy job. The company commander, a man with strong religious convictions was sure the game was against regs. He confiscated my books and put the whole lot of us on report. Took about 10 days for base legal to determine that the books were not contraband and the game was not against regulations.

    Not even so much as an apology from the guy who started the whole mess.

  60. Okay, so now that D&D is banned ... by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

    It's time to play Pathfinder!

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  61. Great news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And in other awesome news, Wisconsin bans being employed.

    "Being employed means you have to follow orders, which mimics the organization of a gang and is basically, like, totally fascist, dude."
    --statement by the Revolutionary Weed Party of Wisconsin

  62. Like a DM can tell players to do anything by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

    ITs obvious the Lawyers, Warden and Judge have never played D&D.

    DM: So there have been some incursions by a rival gang into your territory. You should go kill them and make an example out of them.

    Player #1: What about the old mines outside town I heard there might be a lost treasure there.

    DM: That's way outside your territory, if you leave, the rival gang would take it as a sign of weakness, move in and claim even more of your turf.

    Player #2: That's ok, there hasn't been much to do here, its just a starting area we were going to have to leave soon anyway.
    Player #3: I vote we go to the mines.
    Player #4: So are we ordering Pizza or Chinese food?

    DM: I'd split a pizza.

    Players 1-6: Chinese it is.

    Player #3: Did we level last time?
    Player #2: I'm buying provisions for the trip to the mines.
    Player #1: Don't forget rope, and torches.

    DM: Sigh, you don't find any rope or torches. Through your contacts you hear the rival gang seems to have been hording supplies for some kind expedition, maybe you should investigate.

    Player #2: GM's railroading us again.
    Player #4: Why do we even bother to show up or roll dice? maybe you should just tell us what happens.

  63. Prison is for punishment, no rehab. At least in TX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The stated goal of prisons in texas is punishment, not rehabilitation.

  64. Ban chess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you imagine a guard in a lunchroom overhearing AD&D players discussing a plan to escape the tower by feigning illness before attacking the guards when they come to investigate?

    As soon as the knight moves, my pawn takes the tower... OMG VIOLENT ESCAPE PLAN!

  65. Valid argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prison and 4chan have something in common!? Egads!

    1. Re:Valid argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surprise Buttsex!

  66. Based on that logic... by Red_Chaos1 · · Score: 1

    ...I guess we'd better pt a ban on the current way o running prisons. I mean, the Warden is tasked with giving orders to the Deputies and COs, right? That mimics gang behavior in the same way. And what about our government? Shall we ban that too, since we have the President who is tasked with giving orders to the various branches of govt., including the Armed Forces, which would also have to be banned because they each have the one joint chiefs of staff who directs the rest of the military branch, much like gang behavior.

    I guess Ban America sums it up. Our entire social structure mimics gang behavior.

  67. Crime Stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it is because criminals are getting smarter and getting away with more.

    1. Re:Crime Stats by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is because criminals are getting smarter and getting away with more.

      Remind me to tell you how to keep elephants away.

  68. Rational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lawyers and judges application of what's "rational" is not the same as what's normally understood as rational. In fact, entire sections of jurisprudence is based on such abuse of definitions. They keep redefining them to suit the application of law.

  69. Ah, but ONE important difference by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    The slashdotter who is confined to his mothers basement with no social contact, is indeed a danger to the general public but ONLY if he were ever to leave. Since he won't, there is no danger.

    The prisoner however WILL sooner or later be released and staying in jail is not an option, even for prisoners who want to.

    So, you got to deal with this prisoner on the street.

    And it HAS been proven that solitary confinement screws people up. You lock up criminals, and they get out worse then they ever were going in, and that is saying something since it ain't the pot smokers who are put in solitary.

    You got two options (and personally I incline to the second of my suggestions)

    1: You treat people humanely and educate them to become better people.

    2: If they are or become a threat, then throw away the key.

    Both however cost a lot of money.

    Part of the problem is that we look at jail the wrong way. We think that it should EITHER rehabilitate OR punish OR keep them of the street. But you can't do it all at ONCE. So instead you should do it in sequence.

    Person is awaiting trial: Decent, hotel like conditions for those who behave, solitary for those who don't, after all, innocent until proven guilty. You don't want someone who is not convicted to be turned into a criminal.

    Person convincted: They start with the punishment part of the sentence. Say 10 years, then they are locked up on a decent but not nice environment with few if any principles. Over time, the prisoner can show which way he wants to go, behave, he gets switched to better conditions and can start the second part of his sentence early. Behave badly, and the prison becomes harsher and time is added.

    Punishment part over: the prisoner has served his time, now it is time to rehabilitate, education and learning to function in a society and this INCLUDES NOT demanding respect. Nobody gets respect in our society and an ex-con doing some deadend job better be prepared to deal with it or he is going to get back into trouble and you best prepare them with in jail, because outside it is far to easy to stray. And all the time, it is the carrot and the stick method, and since for an con the carrot is very small, it better be a really big stick. During this period, the prisoner can work for a decent wage, but not spend his money.

    Release: extended tracking, the earned money is used to arrange housing, and other necessities. It sounds like a punishment to work for pennies but if you put a thief out on the street with 0 cash, how is he going to get money? Geez, that is a hard one. Let him earn the money to get back on his feet during the rehabilitation period.

    Safety: For the prisoner who isn't suited to be rehabilitated, continued imprisonment suited to the reason he can't be released. Prisons are increasingly the mental institutions of a country. Somebody might just be to insane to be released, not their fault. Think a pedo. Can lead a fine life, as long as their is a thick wall between him and any kids. Farm prisons for those who are unsuited to be released but not directly a danger to themselves or other WITHIN a prison. For the uncontroloably violent, high security prisons, geared to handle each prisonor always alone in the same way dangerous animals are handled. Humane, but with absolute control.

    Such a system would work far better. You can't just lock people up, upset their entire lifes, force them to life by the violent laws of a prison and then just kick them out and expect things to turn out better. But the system would cost a lot and require us to ask ourselves: What are we releasing back into the streets.

    I am not a bleeding heart, I think the death penalty is under-used as are life sentences. But we should more clearly seperate prisoners into those who can be released back with the right help AND then give them that help and those who simply can't.

    Ah well, to get back slightly on topic: I think those playing D&D are the least of your problems. Anyone who

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  70. Call of Cthulu by jas_public · · Score: 1

    If the incarcerated gamers switch from playing D&D to playing Call of Cthulu, do you suppose that they could be so hardcore CoC as to make a religious freedom claim?

  71. Weight lifting? by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    How many crimes have been committed by criminals who do weight lifting and body building in prisons? Have they banned weights and restricted everybody to yoga?

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  72. Ummmm... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'one player is denoted the Dungeon Master... [who] is tasked with giving directions to other players... [which] mimics the organization of a gang.'

    This can't possibly be the real rationale.
    Banning an RPG from prison because it kind of mimics a gang is like banning submarines from the ocean because it kind of look like a fish.

  73. if they outlaw imaginations,..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...only criminals will have them.

  74. The NYT has a version of the story by jswatz · · Score: 1

    Court Upholds Prison Ban of Dungeons & Dragons

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/27/us/27dungeons.html?hpw

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  75. I totally see the logic by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    I mean, think about it. I'm certain that, if you look at the stats, the number of prisoners who have been playing D&D at some point of time in their life has been steadily increasing for the last two decades or so. Clearly, this is no coincidence.

    Now excuse me, I need to check similar stats for video games. I suspect the share of crimes committed under their influence has been steadily growing lately, too. ~

     

  76. They don't know what a DM is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The DM doesn't give players orders. The DM creates the setting of the story if it is not a bought module. The DM's main purpose is to filter information about the 'maze' to the players and mediate/resolve game mechanics and player disputes. The reasons for this are so stupid. The only way this makes sense is if:
    Players/Games are really gang meetings. When questioned by prison guards concerning what they are doing..."Oh, we're just playing D&D officer"..we're not planning a hit or a riot...
    But it's still stupid! Why allow inmates to congregate into groups like that? Next they'll have to ban Monopoly! Just ban the freaking congregating! dumbs41ts!

  77. Uhh really guys? by Tirith45 · · Score: 1

    Why not ban any type of game that has a ruler/leader type. Including any game that has it's own set of rules because it can be claimed that they are following a gang's creed.

  78. Hold up by Boronx · · Score: 1

    Is there a bunch of people running around saying a some digital pictures are the true and perfect images of Mars?

    1. Re:Hold up by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Yes, Mr Pedantic, yes there 'is'.

  79. Pontifying on D&D while not knowing the game by GuerreroDelInterfaz · · Score: 1

    Yet another one these dummies...

    Why don't they try to know what's the game about and its mechanisms instead of listening to the ill-advised advice of other dummies like themselves?

    If they had did that they would have realized that the DM has absolutely *nothing* to do with a gang leader, being more like the god of the imaginary world where the game takes place. Thinking about it, it could be that their god is like a gang leader and thus... Oh well...

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  80. Since when rational is synonymous with religious? by GuerreroDelInterfaz · · Score: 1

    Well, just that.

    We all know that the anti-RPG hysterical craze was based on fundamentalist religious craziness. And now they call it "rational"? Yeah, right, just as creationism, geocentrism, flat-earthism, homophobia,etc.

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  81. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about chess and all that "conspiracy" to kill the ruler? Ops, chess is about to beat other rulers, it is about war, war if fine for USs.

  82. I think the real reason their banning is... by cmdrwhitewolf · · Score: 1

    Their worried their going to have learn D&D in order to understand the new "code words" the gangs will start using to talk about stuff and they won't understand what's being said. Nope, they can't have that!

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