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Call In the Military To Blast Rogue Satellite?

coondoggie submitted a follow-up to the tale of the wandering satellite that might collide with other stuff in orbit. He asks "Will the military need to be called in to blow up the rogue Intelsat satellite meandering through Earth's orbit? Or maybe a NASA Space Shuttle could swing by and grab it? You may recall that in 2008, rather than risk that a large piece of a failing spy satellite would fall on populated areas, the government blasted it out of the sky. The physics of such a shot were complicated and the Navy had a less than 10-second window to hit the satellite as it passed over its ships in the Pacific Ocean. But it worked. Now word comes that a five-year-old Intelsat TV satellite is meandering in orbit and attempts to control it have proven futile. At issue now is that the satellite could smash into other satellites or ramble into other satellite orbits and abscond with their signals."

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  1. U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I guess now at least we know what the launch of that secretive X-37B Air Force shuttle was for. So we should be safe, assuming that a PS3 update doesn't screw up its aiming system.

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    1. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by nospam007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The satellite is Luxembourg-owned, which has an army of 600 soldiers, 2 cannons and no plane, so I don't see that happening.

    2. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      My first thought when I heard about this satellite was if the X-37 had the propellant to reach geosynchronous orbit (which I highly doubt). Seems to be a job for which a general-purpose reusable craft is designed for: go out of the way, do something rarely attempted (collect a misbehaving sat), and down-mass back to Earth in the process.

      It would also be a great proof of concept for future clandestine operations: if you have enough X-37s in the air all the time, it's no longer out of the ordinary to see a launch, so you can't point to that as the reason your satellite went dark. Especially if you can bring it back to Earth with full functionality, you get to look at all those tasty state-secrets residing on board.

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    3. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They've also got a fleet of E-3 AWACS. Technically they belong to the NATO alliance, but they had to be registered with some country under ICAO regulations, so Luxembourg was chosen.

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    4. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by NonSenseAgency · · Score: 5, Informative

      The X-37B, the Space Shuttle, all current anti-satellite missiles, in short all systems that the military currently acknowledges having cannot reach far enough to "destroy" the satellite. Such an outcome is not even desirable as it would turn the satellite into a field of orbiting buckshot that would "mostly" remain in the same orbit. Which is to say some would not and would inevitably impact nearby satellites and possibly create more problems. Likewise, hitting it with a ground based laser, although probably doable, would not be a good idea. As it stands now, the satellite will not come back to Earth, there is no danger of reentry. It will most likely end up at the Lagrange point as has already been stated.

    5. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by speedlaw · · Score: 1

      Which works up until the point the self-destruct charge in the captured satellite goes off while the X-37 has it in the hold. DoH !

    6. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by EdZ · · Score: 1

      I'm curious as to which 'Lagrange point' it's supposed to end up at, and how exactly it will get there without and additional energy input. Even the Earth-Moon L1 point is 10 times further out than GEO, and it's not even a stable point.

    7. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      The X-37B, the Space Shuttle, ... cannot reach far enough to "destroy" the satellite. Such an outcome is not even desirable as it would turn the satellite into a field of orbiting buckshot that would "mostly" remain in the same orbit.

      If we wanted to destroy it, we wouldn't use the space shuttle or X-37. That's what missiles are (or would be) for. The Shuttle/X-37 would be used to retreive the satellite and return it to earth, or to 'nudge' it to a graveyard orbit.

      This is, of course, assuming we were talking about a satellite in LEO that could be reached by these systems.

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    8. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That still takes out one of the enemy's useful satellites, though, so it's not a total loss.

    9. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      Depending on if the satellite designers anticipated the need for such measures. It could depend on when it was launched (pre-shuttle satellites might not expect anyone to have the capabilities to capture it), what it is for, or have different methods to prevent tampering. Remember, excess weight on a satellite is incredibly expensive, it would take a lot of convincing to put the weight of an explosive in a satellite if you aren't expecting to need to use it.

      It's certainly likely, but not the only possible outcome.

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    10. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      It's not actually a Lagrange point, but it will stabilize into a GEO-sync orbit at 105 degrees (as I recall). This is because the Earth's gravitational field is "lumpy", and so everything unpowered in GEO ends up at either 105 degrees or 75 degrees. It is a similar effect, in that the defunct satellite "orbits" a point in empty space. In this case, drifting back and forth across the 05 degree point until it slowly settles there.

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    11. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      We can track stuff that's on the order of 2cm in orbit. I'm guessing most countries with stuff in orbit can track something almost 9m long and 4.5m wide. I mean, it's not like there's a lot to hide behind in while in orbit...

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    12. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes - but the Luxemburg groat (ducat or whatever) has a longer term viability than the US dollar

    13. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Kirin+Fenrir · · Score: 1
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    14. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      Add radar absorbing and scattering material, and suddenly the X37 looks a piece of debris...

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    15. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Big+Smirk · · Score: 1

      This is a geo-synchronous satellite. They are at an altitude of something like 26,000 miles. The maximum altitude of the current space shuttle is about 450 miles. There is a just a little bit of a gap between those numbers.

      A space shuttle could haul a rocket up to that altitude...

      The best solution would be to send up a rocket that could grapple the satellite and boost it out of that orbit. I'm not sure if its cheaper to de-orbit it or just move it a few hundred miles outside the orbit, circularize the orbit, and just stop worrying about it.

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    16. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by theIsovist · · Score: 1

      It's supposed to hit the Earth - Sun Lagrange point. I'm not quite sure which L point this is, but some points are like the top of the hill. it doesn't take much to stay still on this point, but if you're off center, you'll slowly start rolling away. Other points are like the trough of a valley. When you're in, you sit there unless something pushes you out. My assumption, given what I've read, is this is more like the graviational valley.

    17. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by White+Shade · · Score: 1

      Cold war era paranoia is worth it's weight in gold. I'm sure every satellite launched back then with anything remotely resembling a secret on it, had a device perfectly capable of destroying it all!

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    18. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by apoc.famine · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Until it passes in front of stars, planets, or the moon, or the sun reflects off it. 2-3 observations over a few hours is plenty enough to pin down an orbit. Changing orbit takes a fair bit of energy. While I assume this can do it, it can't do it all the time.

      Stealth works for airplanes because they can change altitude and direction easily. It's not nearly as useful for stuff in orbit.

      Like I said, there's not much to hide behind in space. Unless the X-37 is transparent, it's not going to hide in orbit.

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    19. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did I mention that the U.S. has the unwavering support of the Canadian mounties? Yeah, not talking so tough *now* are you, Luxembourg?

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    20. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I don't think a laser's a bad idea. Of course, you aren't trying to disable it, you're trying to move it outwards. So you don't what a lot of power at any one time, you just want to keep it up for a long time. I'm not sure, however, that it's practical.

      Shooting it down with something that fragments it is, as you noted, a REALLY bad idea.

      Probably the best idea is to send out an ion-rocket engine, and attach it in such a way that it will move it to a higher orbit. How this could be done isn't clear, but it would definitely strain the art of telefactors and robotics. (And as such is a good idea on it's own.)

      OTOH, I've been assuming that it isn't ferro-magnetic. If it is, then the ion-rocket could be attached with a magnet and a cable.

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    21. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Informative

      Makes sense to try to change orbit of the satellite, but given that it's in geostationary orbit it will sooner or later drift by itself into satellite graveyard area. There are locations in geostationary orbit that do attract satellites.

      Blowing up a satellite is one of the stupid ideas since it will cause a shitload of debris that can damage other satellites and be a problem for placing other satellites in orbit.

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    22. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The Earth-Sun Lagrange points are 60 degrees either ahead of or trailing the Earth in its orbit around the Sun.

      But getting from a geosynchronous orbit to an Earth-Sun Lagrange point would require a lot of doing. It would be lots easier to impact on the Moon. And why bother. If you don't want it to be in high Earth orbit, put in in high Lunar orbit. (Say just past the Lagrange point where Earth's gravity balances the Moon's.

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    23. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by digitig · · Score: 2, Funny

      They also have all of your money. Your call.

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    24. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by theIsovist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Little thing to note about Lagrange points... They are gravitational wells. They collect debre because the gravity in the system drags them there. it doesn't take any extra fuel to reach these, once you're caught in the correct gravitational field (as this satallite is), and as to why bother? they can't control the satallite, that's the core problem. it's drifting. info

    25. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by xeoron · · Score: 1

      So what we need is some sort of gravity weapon.

    26. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by onionman · · Score: 1

      Cold war era paranoia is worth it's weight in gold. I'm sure every satellite launched back then with anything remotely resembling a secret on it, had a device perfectly capable of destroying it all!

      Yep! I think they called them "positioning thrusters," though.

    27. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist but doesn't it seem like everytime a weapons test goes on in space i.e. China/U.S. - a rogue satellite is blamed?

      China tests space weapon to blow up junk satellite.

      U.S. military blows up rogue satellite but not to test space weapon.

      Seriously why do governments lie so much?

    28. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Cramer · · Score: 1

      This one is, in fact, orbiting at 22,230 miles (based on NASA tracking info.) It's enough of pain in the ass to get a 2ton satellite out there. The shuttle can barely reach a 300 mile orbit. There is simple NO WAY to get out there to fetch it. And since it isn't answering commands, it cannot be de-orbited.

      The problem isn't that it's going to smash into anything -- it's drifting at about 1.6mph; you can walk out of it's way. The problem is that it's transponders are still active. It's going to cause multipath issues as it passes through AMC11's orbital slot @ 131W -- there's a window of a few hours (at worst) where ground based systems won't be able to differintiate between the two.

    29. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Cramer · · Score: 1

      It's cheaper to do nothing at all -- which is pretty much all that can be done anyway. The disruption to AMC11 will be annoying, but it will only be for a few hours at worst.

    30. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not a Lagrange point that its drifting to. The Lagrange points are located much further out, and 3 of the 5 are unstable.

      Its drifting toward one of the two gravity wells that result from the Earth not being spherical. Those 2 slots in GEO are basically useless as any uncontrolled crap eventually ends up there. As a result, once G-15 gets there there won't be any real problems.

      Unfortunately, during the transit the active payload is going to cause trouble.

    31. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Vectormatic · · Score: 2, Informative

      and with a small amount of C4 and some copper plates, you could add several shaped charges throughout the satelite to make any capturing vehicle look like swiss cheese once it closes its payload-bay doors.

      As for TFS, why the hell does it mention the shuttle? are there any /. editors ignorant enough to think the shuttle has the ability to reach GEO? Also the 10 second window mentioned for the 2008 takedown suggests a satelite in LEO, roughly 300 miles high, tops. Good luck shooting down anything at 22000 miles high with your navy destroyer..

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    32. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      and any competent satelite operator will make slight orbital corrections to their bird once they see debris on an intersecting course. Then when the 'debris' changes orbit to match, you pretty much know something fishy is going down

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    33. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      i thought the idea of lasers would be to ablate material at the 'front' of the bird, slightly slowing its orbital velocity, making it come down

      anyway, yeah shooting this thing down is difficult

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    34. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Ablating the material from the front to slow it down is SLOW. That means it's going to occupy every orbit between here and the ground for several orbits on it's way down. Not good.

      And why do you want it down, anyway. You just want it disabled (so it doesn't broadcast) and moved to a safe place. There are several of those around. (Not lots, but more than a few.) Some of them are where things that just drift would eventually end up anyway, so all they're really good for is a junk heap. The problem is to move it to one of those "sufficiently" quickly, and without damaging anything that's valuable. So an ion-rocket would be a good choice. It may not be fast, but it's fast enough. It's relatively light. It takes very little fuel. It can be powered by sunlight. The only real problems are 1) getting it out there, and 2) attaching it. But those would strain the art without killing the budget. (N.B.: A cheap ion-rocket would probably product a few grams of thrust, maybe a bit less. But that's enough if you aren't fighting gravity and aren't in a hurry. In this position we can work with gravity rather than fighting it, as is done at lift-off.)

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  2. They'll Probably Decline by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Call In the Military To Blast Rogue Satellite?

    Look at it this way, they've already demonstrated to the rest of the world that their toys can knock your toys out of the sky. And that is the unquestioned belief right now which is why China had to run a similar test ... er "emergency to save other satellites." Why jeopardize your status as anti-satellite super power to actually do something positive?

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    1. Re:They'll Probably Decline by Cassini2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is really important to not detonate a missile against a satellite. Essentially, it results in a bunch of high-velocity projectiles, that destroy other satellites in the area. People will be quite upset if you detonate a satellite in geosynchronous orbit and destroy a bunch of other satellites in the process.

      A more realistic option would be to send a robot into orbit, and have it carefully push the errant satellite into a higher or lower orbit. The key technical issue is that satellites are deliberately made to be delicate to save weight. It is tough to get hold of and push into different orbit without the satellite breaking apart.

    2. Re:They'll Probably Decline by coniferous · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you use another satellite to push it out of orbit? It would be destroyed in the process, but that's got to be safer and less expensive than a missile.... right?

    3. Re:They'll Probably Decline by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but that's got to be safer and less expensive than a missile.... right?

      How do you think the satellite would get up there? It would ride on the top of a rocket. The only difference between a rocket and a missile is the intended usage thereof.

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    4. Re:They'll Probably Decline by coniferous · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of a depreciated already existing one.

    5. Re:They'll Probably Decline by Bakkster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it's deprecated and in GEO, it probably has no method to latch onto the other satellite (too much weight for no forseeable purpose) and insufficient propellant (why do you think we deprecate most GEO satellites?). It's a non-starter.

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    6. Re:They'll Probably Decline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key technical issue is that satellites are deliberately made to be delicate to save weight. It is tough to get hold of and push into different orbit without the satellite breaking apart.

      Since all sattelites have to survive the acceleration at launch, and have to be mated to the launch vehicle somehow (i.e. be attached to the rocket at 5g or more, plus vibration and sound that would shake anything fragile to pieces), I can't imagine that that would be an big issue. You can't just grab it by any bits that stick out (like antennae or solar panels), but ideally find the attachment points, or, if you're using something weak like an ion thruster, at least something from the frame of the satellite.

    7. Re:They'll Probably Decline by timeOday · · Score: 1

      [The US Military] already demonstrated to the rest of the world that their toys can knock your toys out of the sky. And that is the unquestioned belief right now which is why China had to run a similar test

      For the incident mentioned in the blurb, it was the other way around... China killed a satellite, THEN we shot one down for the first time in years; exactly why, I don't know. The capability wasn't new for the US so I guess it was just a friendly reminder.

  3. No, and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As was clearly stated the last time we had this exact discussion:

    - far too high for the space shuttle
    - most assuredly too high for most anti-sat missiles

    1. Re:No, and no by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2, Funny

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    2. Re:No, and no by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      Is /. trading places with The Onion? WTF is this crap doing on the front page. Doesn't anyone know the difference between hundreds of miles and tens of thousands of miles? That's like the difference between a road trip to Tijuana and a road trip to Tierra del Fuego.

    3. Re:No, and no by Eil · · Score: 1

      Well in either case, the difference doesn't seem to be terribly acute after a few beers.

    4. Re:No, and no by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      That's like the difference between a road trip to Tijuana and a road trip to Tierra del Fuego.

      I'm game for either destination :)

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    5. Re:No, and no by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      1 Is correct.
      2 Is correct but doesn't matter since it only takes one anti-sat weapon to take it out.

      The best answer is 3
      It would be a terrible idea blast it. because it would put a lot of orbital debris in to Geosync exactly where we don't need them and where they will stay for a very long time

      Frankly if we could just launch a satellite that would put it in a Mylar bag that would fix the problem. Block the antenna and the solar cells. Not that it would be easy. Honestly the best thing is for this thing to loose it's ability to track the sun and die from lack of power.
      That or if we could use a laser to fry the solar cells without destroying them.

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    6. Re:No, and no by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      Okay, but we're taking your car.

    7. Re:No, and no by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with this. I think the only thing that makes sense (if it is even possible) is some sort of laser/radiation pulse that would cook the electronics on the sat without causing debris.

      I would guess the millitary has a way of doing this, but it is probably quite classified and you would in theory need permission of the owner.

    8. Re:No, and no by Shihar · · Score: 1

      You do realize that those satellites didn't get there by magic, right? We actually put them there... with a rocket.

      The US could almost certainly "get" the satellite, it is just a matter of cost and time. First, you don't actually want to blow it up. Better to have one satellite roaming around than a few thousand pieces of satellite roaming around. The best way to do it would be to boost another satellite into orbit with a arm/magnet/some-method-of-grappling, grapple, and then burn for a bit to de-orbit. If the US or China or whatever wants to throw their balls on the table and show everyone how massive their penis is, they can blow it up as it starts to deorbit.

    9. Re:No, and no by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      IThat's like the difference between a road trip to Tijuana and a road trip to Tierra del Fuego.

      I guess that all depends on your starting location. Those destinations are not that different when starting from Dublin.

    10. Re:No, and no by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Actually, they sorta tried that 10 days ago. 4am May 3rd, they sent a series of "strong signals" at it in an attempt to cause a power failure. It didn't work.

      (There was an advisory warning people they'd lose contact with Galaxy 12 from 0400 to 0430 as they did this.)

  4. Space shuttle by catbutt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Doesn't come anywhere close to geosynchronous orbit (22,000 miles high)

  5. Abscond with their signals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I do not think that word means what you think it means.

  6. 1 big bit vs many many little bits by RichMan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Stuff does not deorbit like a syfy movie.

    I would think the tightly contained 1 big bit of a satellite is much safer than the thousands of little tiny parts in all sorts of orbits you are going to get if you try and destroy the one big bit.

    1. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by yincrash · · Score: 2, Informative

      many little bits have much more surface area which increases friction to cause it to fall to Earth much quicker and have a much much higher chance of burning up completely on the way down.

    2. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by jvillain · · Score: 1

      Instead of firing a bullet at the neighbouring satellites they would be firing a shot gun at it instead. To make matters worse they currently have some thing they can track and has a predictable orbit. What the author wants to trade that in for is lots of orbits that they may or may not be able to track and may no longer be able to safely move out of the way from. If the military should try to fire on this satellite the reason would be all about testing a weapon rather than trying to make space safer.

    3. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      many little bits have much more surface area which increases friction to cause it to fall to Earth much quicker and have a much much higher chance of burning up completely on the way down.

      Problem is, there's a period of time when those little bits are made from that one big bit, and when those little bits deorbit. During that time, those little bits can choose to impact other satellites in the same or lower orbits, which causes the impacted satellites to have more little bits ripped off and sent flying around.

      That's one of the big problems we have right now - we could reach a point where space junk contributes to making more space junk by destroying working satellites which cause a nice chain reaction as that new space junk has increased the chances a satellite will get hit.

      The other thing is Galaxy 15 is at or near GEO. Which means those pieces will take a long time to deorbit, and with random orbits there's a good change they'll take out other satellites in GEO as well. Best to just let it naturally find a new equilibrium position at one of the Lagrange points. At least if it breaks up there those pieces will tend to stay there.

    4. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by colonelquesadilla · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah but it's in geostationary orbit, that's way up there, it's not like in LEO where you still get a lot of atmospheric drag.

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    5. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by sigma_epsilon · · Score: 1

      friction to cause it to fall to Earth much quicker

      In space.

    6. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by idontgno · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Friction? In a Clarke orbit?

      The only interactions the "many little bits" are likely to participate in would have unpredictable orbital effects (like boosting fragments into more elliptical but semi-stable orbits, threatening more orbital space), and also more likely to have cause high-velocity collision damage to other spacecraft at the same orbital altitude and node.

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    7. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's pretty much what is done with failed GEO satellites - the problem with this one is that navigation and control failed but the payload is still active and they can't turn it off.

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    8. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      Don't forget forces from the solar wind, tidal forces from the moon, and the uneven gravity field of the Earth. There's a reason GEO satellites need propellant to stay in their proper orbit.

      You're right, they won't fall back into the atmosphere, but they will (very) slowly eject themselves from the orbit over time, probably to a Lagrangian point.

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    9. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1
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    10. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      many little bits have much more surface area which increases friction to cause it to fall to Earth much quicker and have a much much higher chance of burning up completely on the way down.

      The problem is, this bird and any resulting bits are way above the altitude where atmospheric friction has any significant effects. Orbital lifetime up in the geosynch belt is measured in (IIRC) hundreds of thousands of years whether you have One Big Bit or Many Little Bits.
       
      Also, One Big Bit is generally easier to keep track of than Many Little Bits. One Big Bit can only be in one place, while Many Little Bits can threaten satellites across a vast swath of space at the same time.

    11. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not informative - just plain wrong. Mods, if you don't know enough about the subject to judge the information, then maybe you should mod some other thread.

    12. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you Clarke? Who calles it a Clarke orbit? Why? It's meaningless.

    13. Re:1 big bit vs many many little bits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about an EMP bomb?

  7. Mmm Debris. by Adustust · · Score: 1

    How much will it cost us now to blow up the satellite and avoid collisions? How much will it cost us later when we have to clean up all of this damn space debris and avoid collisions? How is it that we managed to create such a large market for putting things into space, and yet have such a lack of the means to take things back down?

    1. Re:Mmm Debris. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      How much will it cost us later when we have to clean up all of this damn space debris and avoid collisions

      I think you are vastly underestimating the vastness of space.

      My thesaurus however, is not very vast.

    2. Re:Mmm Debris. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never mind the thesaurus, look up "orbit" in the dictionary - this stuff isn't going out into deep space, it's hanging around.

    3. Re:Mmm Debris. by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      How much will it cost us later when we have to clean up all of this damn space debris and avoid collisions

      I think you are vastly underestimating the vastness of space.

      I think you are vastly overestimating the vastness of geosynchronous/geostationary orbit. We have a belt that's "only" 264,924 km in circumference, miniscule compared the the space we have in the variety of low-earth orbits. Most importantly, this is the only region of space that can be used for geostationary satellites. We can't go somewhere else if we clutter it up.

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    4. Re:Mmm Debris. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Because putting things in space is profitable, while taking them back down is just a cost center, and generally not a legally obligatory one, at that?

    5. Re:Mmm Debris. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression an explosive device might push it out of Geosynch

    6. Re:Mmm Debris. by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      Probably not enough delta-V, since although you have a large impulse it is very brief. Also, a single thrust only puts the vehicle into an eliptical orbit which will continue to pass through the same point in space. That could actually make the satellite more of a hazard. To move to a non-intersecting orbit there would need to be another delta-v, either by thrusters or a second explosion.

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    7. Re:Mmm Debris. by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      How is it that we managed to create such a large market for putting things into space, and yet have such a lack of the means to take things back down?

      The same thing could be asked for undersea oil wells, I think, and probably share the same answer.

  8. should be impossible to hit by nomadic · · Score: 1

    It's no bigger than a womp rat.

    1. Re:should be impossible to hit by oodaloop · · Score: 2, Funny

      But maybe a ghost can give advice to fire more accurately using only your brain.

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  9. Higher orbit by vbraga · · Score: 1

    Isn't the "rogue" satellite in GEO? Although probabily there's ready ways to intercept something in a lower orbit would it be possible to do it in GEO?

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  10. Satellite Hunting License . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

    With "privatize the space industry" all in vogue these days, the government should issue Satellite Hunting Licenses to private companies, with $$$ prizes for taking it out.

    Let the private sector nail that varmint!

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    1. Re:Satellite Hunting License . . . by delinear · · Score: 1

      Are you entirely sure that encouraging a bunch of amateurs to fire all kinds of crap into space is definitely the way to solve this..?

    2. Re:Satellite Hunting License . . . by WillDraven · · Score: 1

      This is funny today but my guess is that within 25 to 50 years the space junk problem will become great enough that it will become economical for an international trade consortium or some other such body to collect fees from those utilizing commercial orbits in exchange for being the trash collectors of space. This organization could either build and maintain it's own fleet of orbit sweepers or grant bounties or contracts on specific satellites or debris clouds.

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    3. Re:Satellite Hunting License . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Letters of Marque and Reprisal!

    4. Re:Satellite Hunting License . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone had the technology to go and capture a broken satellite, that would be its secondary purpose. Much more valuable would be the ability to take working ones. The army would love it.

  11. Shuttle? by TamCaP · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The part about the shuttle is obviously a joke, right? It can barely make it to the LEO, it is not able to reach a very highly located geosynchronous orbit. + why would you want to risk the lives of the crew and send a completely crazy unscheduled mission? And for some cheapo (in space terms) comms satellite? If they will send anything, it will be an unmanned mission, but even this is unlikely.

    1. Re:Shuttle? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Shuttle makes it to LEO just fine, there's no "barely" about it.

    2. Re:Shuttle? by delinear · · Score: 1

      It might be easier to launch something from the shuttle to push the satellite out into deep space than it would be to launch something from the ground. Having said that, I think you're right, they won't waste money on this unless a) there's some new weapons tech they want to trial, or b) we reach crisis point with debris smashing up functioning satellites on a regular basis.

    3. Re:Shuttle? by clintp · · Score: 1

      Shuttle makes it to LEO just fine, there's no "barely" about it.

      Except for the blowing up, delayed launches, more delays, cancellations & un-cancellations, etc...

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    4. Re:Shuttle? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      That happens in all space systems that get things to low earth orbit.

    5. Re:Shuttle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the new top secret mini shuttle?

  12. They can't by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Informative

    The US doesn't appear to have a system capable of destroying something at that orbit.

    Now the first paragraph in the article is just full of ignorance.

    "Will the military need to be called in to blow up the rogue Intelsat satellite meandering through Earth's orbit? Or maybe a NASA Space Shuttle could swing by and grab it?"

    Again, the military hasn't demonstrated the ability to hit things in that orbit. The Shuttle can't go that high.

    The F-15 launched ASM-135 ASAT - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASM-135_ASAT - could go up to 350 miles.
    USA-193 was destroyed at 130 miles

    Galaxy 15 is at 22,230 miles

    1. Re:They can't by denis-The-menace · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if the US would have such a capability they would not tip their hand to show it off.
      Why show your enemies what you can really do?

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    2. Re:They can't by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Exactly, this isn't a national security emergency, the DoD won't show true capabilities for this.

    3. Re:They can't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Satellite People: "Mr Military Man, can you kill that sattelite for us?"

      Mr. Military Man: "No, we have nothing capable of reaching that far, but your self-destruct button may just suddenly start working"

    4. Re:They can't by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        We don't have a specifically-tasked anti-satellite system that can reach that orbit, no.

        However, if we can deploy satellites up there, we can deploy anti-satellite systems up there. I don't imagine the rest of the world would be real happy if we did.

      SB

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    5. Re:They can't by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Well, what US ASAT system has been shown to be deployable on a satellite?

      ASM-135 was F-15 deployed, and there are none left, that we know of

      SM-3 is a silo launched missile that requires an insanely complex radar and guidance system called the AN/SPY-1

      The GBI from Boeing weighs 28000 pounds and is also silo based and takes a giant radar and guidance system

    6. Re:They can't by glwtta · · Score: 4, Funny

      The F-15 launched ASM-135 ASAT - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASM-135_ASAT [wikipedia.org] - could go up to 350 miles.

      Galaxy 15 is at 22,230 miles


      So that just means you need 64 of them, right?

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    7. Re:They can't by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      If you can dock with it you can hit it.
      Really the only technical problem is a big enough booster which we have.

      Blasting it would be STUPID. It would make things worse not better.
      The space junk could take out large numbers of other sats and what is worse could make Geosync useless!

      If anything we would want to boost it out of geosync.

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    8. Re:They can't by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      The level of technical difficulty in shooting something at 130miles and at 22,000miles is a pretty damn big gap. If they could they would why avoid showing your hand? What would america's supposed enemies do? Build armoured sats? It would serve to assert dominance and impress people. Note though that the US doesn't really have enemies that this would matter to. Alqaeda aren't exactly going to be worried that the US could destroy their spy sats.

    9. Re:They can't by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even if the US would have such a capability they would not tip their hand to show it off. Why show your enemies what you can really do?

      On the contrary, the US routinely tips their hand about (most of) the capabilities of its military equipment. If the other guys don't know what you can do, then they aren't deterred.

    10. Re:They can't by pclminion · · Score: 1

      You're not paranoid enough. I figure the satellite isn't actually meandering out of its orbit at all -- that part is just fabrication. The idea is to provide a plausible scenario which gives a justification for demonstrating some heretofore unknown technology that can blast this thing from 35,000 kilometers away, without it looking like pure sabre rattling.

    11. Re:They can't by hipifreq · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm.... Hold on a sec while I imagine a Beowulf cluster of ASM-135's Aaaahhh... Thanks

    12. Re:They can't by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      No, they don't.

      Speed of an aircraft carrier is classified. Operational depth of submarines are classified. Crush depth of submarines are classified. Speed of the F-22 is classified. Range, speed and max depth of torpedos is classified. What the X-37 is doing up in space, classified.

      The US intelligence satellite constellation, all classified.

      http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/01/health/01iht-01patc.11576407.html
      http://www.thespacereview.com/article/1033/1

    13. Re:They can't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      64 anti-satellite missiles should be enough for anybody.

    14. Re:They can't by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Reading comprehension - get some. I said the US tips "(most of) it's hand", and in fact they do. The *actual* top speed an aircraft carrier is classified, but we do reveal a notional speed. Etc. etc. etc..

    15. Re:They can't by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      No, they really don't for new weapon systems or even important established systems.

      Ask the US Army about the armor on an M-1 tank, the furthest they'll go is to confirm that the Abrams does indeed have armor. There are precise numbers on how many the US has built and has in service, but no precise numbers on the range of the main gun or the effectiveness of the rounds.

      Same goes for the F-22, there are published numbers but no real numbers have come out about it's combat range, cruising speed, sprint speeds or operational altitude.

      Same goes for speed and capabilities of the surface and submarine fleets, new submarines, F-35, capabilities of the EW suite on the Growler, etc.

      The important stuff they keep secret, they don't tip their hand for deterrence except for the nuclear arsenal, thats the only place where the US military is truly interested in deterrence.

    16. Re:They can't by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      What part of "most of" do you find so fucking difficult to comprehend?

    17. Re:They can't by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Oh heck, I could go on and list every major weapon system the US military fields and show in each one where they don't publicly disclose the specifications or performance.

      Especially on new systems.

      Which would be "most of" dingleberry.

    18. Re:They can't by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        You are talking about the entire delivery system, including the launcher. I'm talking about just a KV with basic guidance and maneuverability.

        Guidance we can do from the ground - either by signal tracking, if the satellite is still transmitting, or radar guidance from all those huge military radars.

          In this particular case, since the ephemeris of the satellite is very well known and we can update tracking information literally within seconds, we could just send up a warhead package on a geostationary launcher* - that package would be much, much smaller than a geostationary commo satellite, maybe a hundred kg at the most - and almost literally dock it with the satellite, then detonate. Lots of time to work with as well, it's not like it's a military immediate need with a timeframe of hours instead of weeks.

        No, I'm not a rocket scientist; but we already know how to precisely position satellites in geostat orbit, and have guidance systems that can deliver warheads to satellites that have enormous relative delta V, this is just using those same capabilities.

        * we could even send it up as secondary payload with a geostat launch. Hell, from the military app end, we could send up geostat satellites that aren't, park them there until needed...

        I fail to see why this is regarded as so difficult, from an engineering standpoint (the geo-political side is a whole different thing, nobody is going to like anyone else having the capability - which is ridiculous, the capability is already there... politicians aren't very bright about such things, in general)

      SB

       

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    19. Re:They can't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To put it in better words:
      Dr. Strangelove: Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?
      Ambassador de Sadesky: It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves surprises.

    20. Re:They can't by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      1. We've never publicly delivered a KV from one device in orbit to another
      2. Our guidance isn't designed to deal with targets that far out and our guidance doesn't cover the equator or range out to 23,000+ miles

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Dane
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PAVE_PAWS%26BMEWS.png

    21. Re:They can't by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        1. We've never publicly delivered a KV from one device in orbit to another

        There's a first time for everything. As I noted, it's certainly well within our capabilities. If we can put satellites into those orbits, and keep them there, we can certainly move them elsewhere. I'm pretty sure this has been done before.

        2. Our guidance isn't designed to deal with targets that far out and our guidance doesn't cover the equator or range out to 23,000+ miles

        Piffle. Are you trying to say that the military doesn't track all the geostat sats? I don't believe that for one second.

        "Guidance" in this instance means that we are tracking what's out there and we correct the onboard systems with our data.

        Neither of those two links seemed all that relevant; CD is old, and the other one has nothing to do with what we are talking about, that's coverage over the earth's curvature, remember.

        Come on, now. I think I remember reading about military radars being used in the past to track close passes by NEAs; geostat sats would be a lot easier. Even if mil radars don't have that capability, which I don't believe for a nanosecond, Arecibo certainly does, and the area of sky it can scan includes all geostationary orbits. Arecibo has done surface mapping of NEAs, remember.

        Cheers,
        SB

       

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  13. Geosync orbit too high by franknagy · · Score: 2, Informative

    The wayward satellite is in (or near) geosychronous orbit (23+K miles up). The shuttle cannot
    reach that orbit, being limited to a couple of hundred miles altitude. Similarly, the anti-satellite
    weapons are only designed for low orbit satellites (spy satellites and other military targets).

    Now, if we had ever gone ahead and build the interorbit taxi/transport as an adjunct to
    the space station (either robotic or manned), we would have a solution to the problem.
    Right now we are stuck.

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    1. Re:Geosync orbit too high by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Now, if we had ever gone ahead and build the interorbit taxi/transport as an adjunct to
      the space station (either robotic or manned), we would have a solution to the problem.

      No we wouldn't have a solution - as the inter orbit taxi/transports proposed weren't GEO capable.

  14. Turn in your nerd card as you leave by albeit+unknown · · Score: 1

    You should know that the Space Shuttle can't make it anywhere near geosynchronous orbit.

    1. Re:Turn in your nerd card as you leave by MentlFlos · · Score: 1

      I bet if we painted it yellow with racing stripes it could.

  15. Re:When China does it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When China does it, the world protests. all the space junk created. However, when the US does it, it's to save other satellites.

    This article comes from the blog of Michael Cooney @ Layer 8. He's not the mouthpiece of the US government.

  16. Re:When China does it... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    When China does it, the world protests. all the space junk created. However, when the US does it, it's to save other satellites

    Good god, man, cable TV signals are at steak here!

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  17. It's in geostationary orbit by Invisible+Now · · Score: 1

    All the attempts at humorous responses aside, The Shuttle pickups, Chinese blowups, X37B, and all previously announced intercepts were in low earth orbit - 100s of miles up. This satellite is 23,500 miles up...

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  18. short answer? No. by Nadaka · · Score: 2, Informative

    Long answer? No. And this is why.

    This satellite is in geosynchronous orbit. A shuttle mission is not an option, the orbit is to high. Retasking an ICBM or other missile to intercept is not an option, the orbit is to high.

    Lasers could be an option, if one existed with the right power and accuracy. This thing is thousands of miles farther than any destructive laser has ever been targeted. Then you have to deal with not just a meandering satellite but possibly a cloud of debris capable of knocking out other satellites in geosynchronous orbit.

    1. Re:short answer? No. by Well-Fed+Troll · · Score: 1

      THIS is why we need orbital laser capabilities. Get rid of the pesky atmospheric problem.
      I wonder though, is there a non-linear optics system that can re-focus an earth based laser to a much higher orbit? (Think LEO optical relay)

  19. Please check your sarcasm detectors before reading by danwesnor · · Score: 1

    Blowing up a satellite in orbit seems like a great way to solve the orbital debris problem to me.

  20. Lasers? by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if everyone on earth pointed their laser pointers at it at the same time? It would have at least as good a chance as sending the space shuttle.

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    1. Re:Lasers? by colonelquesadilla · · Score: 1

      Hmm... trained sharks you say?

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    2. Re:Lasers? by userw014 · · Score: 1

      The people in Europe and Africa would be pointing at their toes.

    3. Re:Lasers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lets do it when the satellite is over the day side of the earth. i want to see the night time ground lit up with red.

  21. Re:When China does it... by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Informative

    When China does it, the world protests. all the space junk created. However, when the US does it, it's to save other satellites.

    The US did it before China and people were very critical:

    The official explanation – that the US wanted to prevent the toxic contents of the spacecraft's fuel tank from hitting the ground – seems a bit thin, according to James Lewis, director of the technology and public policy program at the Center for Strategic and International Studies. Thus critics from around the world have speculated about ulterior motives, ranging from a desire to test US ballistic missile defenses to poking China in the eye.

    It's a sort of anti-satellite arms race and status thing between two super power. Or in playground terms, the two assholes are having a dick measuring contest.

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  22. Best to move it by MpVpRb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Blowing it up would create a huge cloud of debris...very bad.

    It's in geostationary orbit (~22000 miles), so it's way beyond the shuttle altitude.

    Maybe somebody could develop a small space "tug" that could be launched to intercept it, and gently push it out of the way?

    Probably a lot harder to actually do than to speculate about, and it would probably take years, and cost millions.

    So...no easy answers.

    1. Re:Best to move it by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      If they would build a space tug then they could also divert killer asteroids away from earth.

      IOW: nothing will be done unless cable/sat TV is knocked out in the USA. TV keep the people happy, as in "bread and circuses".

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    2. Re:Best to move it by DougF · · Score: 1

      Mod up for the Star Trek TOS reference; At least, I hope that's what you were inferring...

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    3. Re:Best to move it by maxume · · Score: 1

      This is a 5,000 pound satellite with ~0 velocity relative to earth. A similar sized payload could easily boost it any which way.

      An asteroid might weigh a few million ton and have a velocity (relative to earth) of several miles per second.

      A thing that could throw Galaxy 15 to the moon could do little more than land on a big asteroid.

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  23. Too high up and then what to do with the pieces? by KDN · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The satellite in question is at geosync altitudes, something like 23,000 miles. I think the space shuttle has a maximum orbit at something like 300 miles. And even if you blew it to bits, what do you do about all the pieces that will be floating around for the next hundred years or so? Best option for now is to let it drift out of control until the solar cells no longer can let the machine charge and then it goes dead. Maybe in 10 years when China is the new world superpower they can clean it up.

  24. Drifts to Lagrange point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I first heard about this a few days back, the article said that a satellite in geosynchronus orbit will eventually drift into the one of the earth-sun lagrange points and sit there ad infinitum

    1. Re:Drifts to Lagrange point by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Did it say how long "eventually" was? My guess is multiple centuries, but I could be being optimistic. It could take lots longer.

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  25. Works in the movies... by Firemouth · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... nuke it!

    1. Re:Works in the movies... by crashumbc · · Score: 1

      It's the only way to be sure...

    2. Re:Works in the movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... nuke it!

      in orbit? it's the only way to be sure?

  26. Does anyone have a map of where all the sats are? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    If they are concerned about this satellite hitting other satellites, it would seem that traffic up there is getting pretty high. We know that of course there are varying reasons for launching satellites and some launches are done with little information shared on their purpose or location.

    Nonetheless, is there an agency anywhere that has a good estimate of how many satellites are up there, where they are, and in which direction they are travelling? Is it something that NASA and others would start to pay more attention to when/if they start going for moon/mars/other-far-away-places missions?

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  27. Re:When China does it... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, the two shots were Apples and Oranges.

    USA-193 was in a decaying orbit at 130 miles and most of the debris de orbited within a couple weeks. It was hit by a small SM-3 surface to air missile, 21 feet long, 3,000 pounds

    FY-1C was in a stable polar orbit at 537 miles and it's destruction increased the amount of space debris by 12%. The missile that hit it was a DF-21, 35 feet long, 30,000 pounds

  28. Summary needs remedial science. by Theodore · · Score: 1

    Blowing it up in the area of geo-stationary orbit would be the most stupid thing to do.
    "Have a nice new dark-age!"

    We need a crash course:
    make a probe with arms and an engine to get sent up, grab onto it, and take it down into the drink.

    Yeah, harvesting this stuff would be better, but that ain't gonna happen.
    Sure, you could have it bring dead sats to a landing vehicle to do reclamation,
    but old owners who had written them off as dead would bitch for their bit,
    and add in astro-preservationists... "it's a bit of space history, it HAS to stay up there".
    (OK, for some early sats, fine; most of what's gone up in the last 30-40 years, probably not).

  29. Well you could always -- by dwiget001 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    -- "...nuke the entire [satellite] from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    Apologies to Ripley.

  30. A space bulldozer by onyxruby · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We need a maneuverable satellite dedicated to cleaning up our garbage. It could find a wayward satellite or piece of space debris and push it down into the atmosphere to burn up at a safe time and place. Call it a space bulldozer.

    Any nation that has put up more than a token number of satellites should take the responsible action and put up a bulldozer satellite. They can then go around and work on slowly cleaning up their messes. Space is littered with an incredible amount of junk, and it would benefit everyone to clear it up.

    We make messes on Earth and they tend to get cleaned up (at least in most first world countries). Why should outer space be any different? Just like on Earth, the mess doesn't go away on it's own and inevitably being ignored just makes the problems get worse and worse.

    Certainly in the long run this would be cheaper than dedicated rocket launches to get just one thing at a time and would create less debris than simply blowing it up.

    1. Re:A space bulldozer by Mouldy · · Score: 1

      Then we'd need another bulldozer satellite for when the 1st bulldozer fails and another one for when that one fails.

      Reminds me somewhat of this.

    2. Re:A space bulldozer by d1r3lnd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, space debris will clean itself up over time... the question is just how long it will take.

      Launching a "space bulldozer" would then require periodic refueling, add in the risk of the space dozer itself becoming an orbital hazard (do you think orchestrating collisions between the space dozer and its targets would be easy and reliable?)... it's not exactly a feasible solution at the moment.

      What you're suggesting is a bit like suggesting that we keep a refueling tanker in the air at all times, just in case any commercial jets run out of fuel.

    3. Re:A space bulldozer by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Yes... and when we make this space bulldozer and international tensions rise, what's to stop me from using this completely harmless tool to destroy the satellite network of nation X? There will be just as much offense taken at us doing precisely this as when we toasted a satellite a while back in a much lower orbit. While it would be great to clean up the mess up there, just leaving it where it is and maybe microwaving its broadcast unit would allow for everyone to know where the satellite was and avoid the international flack of having something publicly known capable of randomly toasting satellites. I assume zapping the thing is a challenge (the laser idea above is basically the same) as satellites are surely hardened against radiation damage from solar flares, etc.

    4. Re:A space bulldozer by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of an incident which happened in my youth on the mud flats at Southend-on-Sea [Thames Estuary - England].

      For those that don't know the area... Southend has the world's longest pleasure pier (over 1.3 miles long) -- it has to, to reach out past the mud flats at low tide!

      People used to go out on the mudflats at low tide digging for bait (for fishing).

      One day someone thought it would be a good idea to drive out. About 500 yards from the shore the van sank to its axles in wet clay like mud. A local garage went out with a tow truck. That too got stuck. A few tide changes later, the local army base sent out a recovery truck. No prizes for guessing what comes next, the pattern's too obvious. A few days later (and thus several immersions by the incoming tides) the collection of vehicles was eventually towed back by an army vehicle fitted with extra wide tracks to spread the load.

      Quite entertaining for the local press.

      At least in this case the whole thing was in easy sight of the shore -- if you took your shoes off and didn't mind the mud you could even walk out and see it close up.

      If I can remember the year (it was around 1972 I think) I may be able to find a suitable reference.

      Somehow strolling out to a satellite 36000 km away doesn't seem so easy :-(

    5. Re:A space bulldozer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .... but then you'd need a space bulldozer bulldozer, ad infinitum. Where does it end?

    6. Re:A space bulldozer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason we don't have maneuverable satellites is because it is prohibitively expensive to maneuver in space. Many orbits are so far apart in terms of energy cost, that it would be cheaper to build and launch an entirely new satellite than move between those two orbits.

    7. Re:A space bulldozer by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      No doubt that space debris will clean itself over time, that's inevitable for almost all of it. The point I was trying to make is the time frame that would take is outside the envelope for what people are willing to wait.

      I don't know the cost trade benefit for refueling such a dozer versus replacement. Certainly the technology to do such hook ups with unmanned flights has been around for quite some time. In principal if the primary package doesn't need to be a normal communications package or the like you would gain much more weight availability for fuel.

      If you put this in the right orbit it could slowly whittle away a lot of the uncontrolled debris that is up there now. I don't pretend to be a rocket scientist, it's just an idea.

    8. Re:A space bulldozer by tuxicle · · Score: 1

      It's bulldozers all the way down!

  31. What about by Dyinobal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay I'm not an expert on how they get satellites up to geosynchronous orbit, but it seems to me the most expedient way would be to re-purpose what ever delivery system they use to get the things up there in the first place.

    1. Re:What about by idontgno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the closest thing I've heard to a sensible approach (other than "leave the damn thing alone, it's not doing any real harm.")

      Barring extensive magical thinking, the only thing which can get up to geosync orbit is another geosync vehicle, using an appropriate heavy-lift booster programmed and sequenced to insert SOMETHING into a not-quite-rendezvous geosync orbit. Then the SOMETHING has to maneuver into rendezvous and do its thing. (Fix the broken satellite, grappel and do a de-orbit burn, whatever.)

      So, the problem isn't repurposing the delivery system. The problem is what to deliver. The rendezvous-and-deorbit spacecraft doesn't exist. There's nothing helpful to deliver.

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    2. Re:What about by timster · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it take a lot of fuel to de-orbit from GEO? Is that even something that could be delivered on an existing vehicle?

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    3. Re:What about by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Due to required fuel for deorbit burn from GEO, it's much more feasible to simply give the malfunctioning satellite a push to take it outside of GEO, in the range of typical graveyard orbit for GEO satellites.

      Yeah, there are problems; I guess we could use the still functioning (heck, functioning "too good") transponders as a beacon for rendezvous, with the last part being controlled...visually, from Earth. There's another problem - G15 doesn't have, I think, any hardpoints to grapple it (perhaps the structure which was attaching it, in the past, to the launch rocket could be used, with equivalent on the "tug")

      And you know what - there might be such vehicle after all. Take Progress (which has almost a production line after all), don't load it with useless for the mission supplies (plus generally dismantle any parts which are not neccessary) - and even with makeshift adapter at the front, it might just make it to GEO...

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  32. #3: would cause huge amount of debris by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Informative

    The amount of debris generated would further 'pollute' the orbit around earth....

    1. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

      If this stops satellite TV stations from polluting the skies with gameshows and comedies, I'm all in favour of blowing the satellite up in the way that causes the worst debris field possible.

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    2. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't watch TV much either these days but I'm sick of this same tired old "TV is junk" joke that pops up on /. anytime something remotely related to television gets posted. TV is crap, we get it.

    3. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather strange position you are taking that is contrary to your "Save TV for Geeks!" post in your own journal.

    4. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by jd · · Score: 1

      Kim Possible, Doctor Who and Blake's 7 are infinitely superior and far more intellectual than the crap that usually ends up on TV. My "Save TV for Geeks" journal was an effort to promote the idea that good, quality, intellectual shows (other than documentaries) do exist. They're just very rare and frequently cancelled in favour of cheap trash.

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    5. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by astar · · Score: 1

      It is a hard call. But the big thing with this rogue is that it might interfere with game show tv signals and such. So how do you weigh it. Sort of happy outcomes no matter what.

    6. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, TV is a joke, I'll agree there, but stating the problem isn't. TV doesn't need to be crap, it is because it panders to the audience that makes itself visible (the alcoholic couch potatoes who believe The Price Is Right is the height of intellectualism). You want to know why Star Trek got revived? It's because the marketplace for fan merchandise started having a turnover comparable to that of Paramount itself. That gets noticed. The bean-counters realized other people were cashing in on THEIR gold-mine and that they themselves could not. The reason they're back to making just movies is that the gold-mine is heavily worked-out.

      The reason Doctor Who got revived? Pretty much the same reason. The fans had nothing to do with it, in any direct sense. The BBC discovered they were missing out on a fortune but others were raking it in big-time. They wanted in, and the best way to do that was to produce more. The scale of the gold seam that represents Doctor Who can be seen in the number and diversity of spin-offs (hitting at not only the mainstream, but also the children's market and the slasher market).

      But other series are as good (or better) than either of these, and have the potential to be just as profitable for the bean-counters. The reason they are neglected and/or abused by the stations is that they're not visibly profitable. The conventions are low-key, the fan productions aren't serious competition ("Stranger and Miss Brown", originally a Who-alike, was serious competition and sold well enough at the retail level for stores to have it on the shelves), and the merchandise isn't visibly big-numbers stuff. The total turnover may actually be huge, but it's discrete and in consequence what the companies see is nothing that interests them.

      Let's look at the other side of the equation. Reality shows are cheap, so you can turn a profit from just about any income at all. Sci-fi is generally expensive, and quality script-writers for any series are both expensive and rare. Which is why you don't usually find either, and why SyFy considers wrestling a far better prospect for return-on-investment. But that's because most TV companies don't comprehend the market and Sci-Fi fans and geeks are way, way too under-the-radar.

      I'd be willing to bet that if the real value of sci-fi was known, and (even more importantly), if the real value of quality writing was known, TV would be utterly different. There'd be next-to-no crap, there'd be far more intellectual programming, and there'd be far more effort to work with fans to understand what they want and why they want it.

      Geeks are stereotyped as basement-dwellers for a reason. We aren't visible. We're probably amongst the largest consumers (programmers tend to earn a decent amount) and we're probably a significant factor in the economy (you couldn't run a consumer-based business in Silicon Valley if geeks didn't know how to spend), but the TV execs treat us as an insignificant minority with a few dollars pocket-money. That's one hell of a perception error, but Star Trek and Doctor Who demonstrate that the perception error was originally created by us. When we choose to make our presence felt, when we choose to tell the market what it needs to do, we have a voice that no couch potato could ever have.

      The thing is, we choose not to speak.

      THAT is why TV is crap.

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    7. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ideally, yes, you'd get a signal jam rather than a collision. Hell, if it could have a similar impact to that satellite that went rogue, taking out cell phones and pagers through a decent swathe of the market, it would be great!

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    8. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by InfoJunkie777 · · Score: 1

      The amount of debris generated would further 'pollute' the orbit around earth....

      You are entirely correct, as others have stated. There is already too much debris in orbit as it is. I once read a terrific SF story where the guy became insanely rich developing a huge ship to collect debris in orbit. Some of the famous stuff he auctioned for even MORE money (the story mentioned Sputnik, but it probably has fallen to earth by now).

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    9. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kim Possible, seriously?

  33. Re:Does anyone have a map of where all the sats ar by theVP · · Score: 1

    http://www.mylocalinstaller.com/diagra2.jpg

    It's the closest thing I can find. But....that's a lot.

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  34. Re:When China does it... by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The US tests during the Cold War? Or the more recent US test that used no explosives and did not create any space junk*?

    * Rather, the satellite was so low that the "junk" immediately de-orbited and burned up.

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  35. Re:When China does it... by Bakkster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good god, man, cable TV signals are at steak here!

    Let's not limit ourselves just to worrying about Food Network. Don't be a chicken, there's a whole world of television programming.

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  36. Random speculation? by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

    When did uninformed bloggers become news for nerds? Was there a memo that I missed?

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  37. Re:When China does it... by clone53421 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Thanks. I came here to ask whether this didn’t just increase the space debris and your comment pretty well answered my question.

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  38. Re:No, and no and NO and N! O! by swschrad · · Score: 1

    consider also it takes months to put up a shuttle launch, and there are only two or three left in the history of the system.

    and consider that any method of blasting the errant satellite makes zillions of smaller, faster, deadlier satellites to puncture and kill the rest of that orbital window.

    what we desperately need is a space janitor to creep along orbits and trap all the errant bolts, paint chips, and snattered rocket nacelles from all the decrepit crap floating about, endangering the space systems we have.

    nobody's working on it.

    we will lose a LOT of technology because of it.

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  39. Re:Does anyone have a map of where all the sats ar by vbraga · · Score: 1

    I believe NORAD keeps track of most satellites and junk in orbit.

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  40. use another satelite ? by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ok, other already pointed that the shuttle and military interceptors can't reach geosychronous orbit, but about satelites that are already there ?

    isn't there any old, almost decomissioned satelite near that orbit that is:

    a) still under control from ground station
    b) with fuel enough to manouver to galaxy 15's orbit ?

    it doesn, t need to be a big impact, just a slow relative speed collision to nudge G15 to either deorbit it or send it to a lagrange point.

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    1. Re:use another satelite ? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Plus what would mostly suffice is...knocking out the solar panels of G15.

      The problem is - I don't think GEO satellites have all that great close rendezvous capability, there was no need. Not a showstopper, but hitting G15 in the desirable way might be...hard. And risky

      Even more desirable, probably, would be positioning the second satellite very close to G15, in a way that will starve it from power (by shadowing G15 solar pannels). Still has the problem with precision rendezvous...

      Too bad the mission of a large, deployable aerodynamic sail, meant for deorbiting satellites on which it is attached, is not nearly ready. If it were - it could be perhaps feasible to repurpose the sail test satellite (plus give it better rendezvous capability / visual system; since the satellite is apparently very small, you won't even require large and expensive rocket to put it in GEO) for "let there be darkness" mission...

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  41. ASM-135 ASAT by zill · · Score: 1

    May I suggest the ASM-135 ASAT. We did spend $5.3 billion dollars (1986 dollars no less) on it so might as well use them all up now.

    1. Re:ASM-135 ASAT by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! Except to my knowledge, there aren't any in the inventory.

      And... you'll have to bring the satellite a bit closer to Earth first.

      Operational range 403 miles (648 km)
      Flight ceiling 350 miles (563 km)

      But tell you what. Go ahead and lower the orbit of the defective satellite by 98 2/3% and the US Air Force will handle the rest.

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    2. Re:ASM-135 ASAT by amorsen · · Score: 1

      May I suggest you read the article you link to?

      Flight ceiling 350 miles (563 km)

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  42. Very, verrrrrrry bad idea by Goldenhawk · · Score: 3, Informative

    In case you don't remember, stuff traveling at orbital velocities is positively lethal to spacecraft. The extreme energies involved in these kinds of impacts is enough to send very high velocity fragments in all directions. Sure, some of it will de-orbit, but most will end up in fairly stable orbits that will EVENTUALLY intersect all the other satellites up there. So blowing up one rogue satellite makes one very annoying but eminently predictable problem into a thousand lethal and unpredictable problems.

    Last February, a Russian satellite hit a commercial Iridium satellite, and the resulting debris cloud (estimated near 600 pieces in various orbits) has been a HUGE headache for everyone in similar orbital altitudes.
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123438921888374497.html
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29147679/

    In 2008, the US got criticized around the world for blowing up a falling satellite because of the health threats of hydrazine if it landed in a populated area. Aside from complaints about military showboating, there were many scientists who complained about the resulting orbital debris; however, in reality it was a very low-altitude explosion and the debris cloud did de-orbit very quickly (unlike a geosynchronous orbit explosion, which would leave practically permanent debris due to the orbit well above any appreciable atmospheric drag).
    http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_6712/is_35_237/ai_n29417848/

    Read here for some details on the general problems with orbital debris.
    http://illuminations.nctm.org/LessonDetail.aspx?id=L376

    So no more helpful suggestions like this, please.

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    1. Re:Very, verrrrrrry bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely agree. To involve the military to destroy a satellite so that TV service is not interrupted is bordering on crazy. Unlike the military satellite, there is no risk of this satellite ever coming down. Hopefully people in decision making positions are not considering this.

  43. No, and no. by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Will the military need to be called in to blow up the rogue Intelsat satellite meandering through Earth's orbit? Or maybe a NASA Space Shuttle could swing by and grab it?

    What? The answer is no, and no.

    First, this satellite is at geosynchronous orbit altitude. That is a hundred times higher than the altitude of the satellite that was downed by the ground-based missile. You can't reach it with that weapon, and you absolutely, certainly can't "grab it" with the space shuttle. No. Not even close. Not even close to close.

    Also, note that the satellite that was downed was in very low orbit. The significance of that was that all the pieces of it were in very low orbit, and hence they decayed in the atmosphere within a very short time of its destruction. The very worst, stupidest possible thing ever to do would be to "blow up the rogue satellite," because debris from a blown-up satellite in geosynchronous orbit would not decay, but would stay in the geosynchronous orbit pretty much forever. This would be a very bad thing.

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  44. Re:No, and no and NO and N! O! by smoothnorman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Buck-Henry has the plans already drawn up... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_(TV_series) "...Quark is an American science fiction situation comedy starring Richard Benjamin ... May 7, 1977 (canceled in April 1978). Quark was created by Buck Henry, ...The show was set on the United Galaxies Sanitation Patrol Cruiser, an interstellar garbage scow operating out of United Galaxies Space Station Perma One in the year 2222. Adam Quark, the main character, works to clean up trash in space by collecting "space baggies"..."

  45. Abscond by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

    > Satellite: Abscond

    Can't abscond, bro!

  46. US Got Lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I understand it, the US just got lucky - they had no idea whether the shot would or would not create a huge junk cloud. And it didn't.

  47. Re:When China does it... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    I didn't cite, got too busy at work.

    My information came from Wiki out of ease, but all the talk about USA-193 was in the public at the time of the shot and there was a good documentary about it on SCIENCE here in the US.

  48. Stop beefing by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the pot roast calling the kettle stew past the sell-by date.

  49. May I suggest you check service ceiling. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    The service ceiling of the ASM-135 ASAT is 135 miles.

    The orbit of geosynchronous satellites is about 26,000 miles.

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  50. I thought Network World had some smarts by Anonymous+Codger · · Score: 1

    How did this get published on NetworkWorld's site? As other comments have pointed out, this is a completely ridiculous idea on so many levels it's laughable. Yet TFA seems to be serious!

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  51. Space Bolas? by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    Why not just attach a long, weighted tether to it? Use a magnet to hold it on and the change in center of mass will pull put rotation on it, like a bolas. Once it is spinning around the new center of mass, you can disconnect the weight (by radio) and send it on a higher orbit. Then you only have two pieces of trash - one going out (the satallite), one coming in (the weight) and you can control the release time so that it comes in over the pacific. Then you only have one piece of trash headed away from the Earth.

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    1. Re:Space Bolas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much steel is there on a satellite that a magnet could attach to? Not much I imagine.

      --dfw

  52. Space is non-militarized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thanks to a treaty. People from the USA naturally assume it would be them that would blow it up. However, consider the noise that would be generated in the USA if Russia took on the task of blowing up the satellite.

    If the satellite has to be blown up, it should not matter if it is Russia, China or the USA which does the work. It is non-military, after all.

  53. Obligatory XKCD: Gravity Wells by starglider29a · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://xkcd.com/681_large/
    In particular, look at the panel of Earth, which is under Uranus and Neptune, lower right.

    Geez, XKCD should win the Pulitzer Prize for this graphic. If a picture is worth a KiloWord, this is worth a MegaWord of explanation. This should be required viewing in all 8th Grade science classes.

    1. Re:Obligatory XKCD: Gravity Wells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In particular, look at the panel of Earth, which is under Uranus

      I can tell you what else is under uranus!

  54. tractor beams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now is a good time to invent one.

  55. what is wrong with you people? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    all these naysaying party poopers in the comments here saying we can't do this, you ruin all the fun

    all we need are michael bay, jerry bruckheimer, and bruce willis

    maybe billy bob thornton, ben affleck, steve buscemi, and a russian peter stormare for wisecracking

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armageddon_(1998_film)

    and since they are oil rig workers, maybe they can clean up the BP mess in the gulf of mexico too in their spare time

    but noooo... you people and your geosynchronous orbits and your "physics", nothing but a bunch of negative whiners

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  56. Re:Does anyone have a map of where all the sats ar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real-time satellite tracking: http://www.n2yo.com/

  57. Re:When China does it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mmmm...steak....

  58. blast it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's going to interrupt my cable-tv service! blast it. Spend however many millions are necessary, as long as I won't miss the American Idol finale.

  59. It would not be impossible, but.. by guzzirider · · Score: 1

    Not an off the shelf solution but .. A Delta IV is able to lift 6,275 kg to geosynchronous orbit.
    A unfriendly payload could be delivered. Doing this in under a year would be a real challenge.
    It would also be the most incredibly stupid thing to date as far as space debris issues.
    GEO is a very special orbit that exists in one plane. Not a good place for random bits ..
    Now if some bad guy living is a secret volcano with a white cat was to develop a launcher that would deliver, lets say 5 to 10 thousand kg of small bb’s into the GEO plane in ‘reverse’ orbit we could end the geosynchronous era for a long time

    1. Re:It would not be impossible, but.. by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      6 tons would be more then needed for a fragging solution, but it would (i bet) also be enough to launch a booster up there with a grappling/mating system to grab the satelite and just boost it down out of its orbit and burn up in the atmosphere

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  60. DON'T MOVE! by abbynormal+brain · · Score: 1

    We've dispatched FBI agents to your location. We don't know how you got one, but you must obviously have a copy of the Military's training program ... you know, the modified (for military use) version of Atari's Asteroids where the rocket ship is replaced by the X-37B and the asteroids by rouge satellites.

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  61. Where are the legendary slashdot libertarians? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Somebody has, in seriousness, suggested that the military, or NASA, should step in and neutralize a private operator's errant satellite so that our precious, precious, TV service need not fear interruption. I have yet to see a single person mention that this is, perhaps, not a terribly important use of public funds. What gives?

  62. Why can't we ... by m0s3m8n · · Score: 1

    Why can't we send up a robot craft to attach to old/broken sats and fire it's thrusters to deorbit it? Hubble has an attachment point for just such a task, which makes it somewhat simpler.

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  63. The First Sat Hunting License by wsanders · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Be vewwy vewwy qwiet! I'm hunting for satewwites!"

    The first license will be issued to a Maj Gen Fudd, I am sure.

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  64. Americans ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... see something wrong and can only think "Let's shot'em down".

  65. Sigh-Fi by lymond01 · · Score: 1

    With all the movies depicting that small craft or men in armored flight suits that just zip up into space and grab the thing without any worries, I almost find it hard to believe we can't do that yet. So sure, the Iron Man suit has icing issues and probably doesn't have the air supply to get up and back to space without some modifications. But why don't we have a cool little Space Shuttle dinghy that seats two and can race around to manage stuff like this?

  66. Re:No, and no and NO and N! O! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'what we desperately need is a space janitor'

    Gotta wait until 2075 for that

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planetes

  67. Obligatory Devo Reference by Mr.+Pibb · · Score: 1

    "In New York, Miami beach
    Heavy metal fell in Cuba
    Angola, Saudi Arabia
    On Christmas eve", said Norad

    A soviet sputnik hit Africa
    India, Venezuela, in Texas, Kansas
    It's falling fast Peru too
    It keeps coming, it keeps coming, it keeps coming!

  68. Armageddon by tpstigers · · Score: 1

    Isn't this sort of job what we're paying Bruce Willis for?

  69. Look People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At worst, a few cable channels, in one geographic area (mainly western north/south America) could experience some very minor losses of signal from this.

    The folks at SES (the guys who own the satellite than MIGHT be interfered with are already taking action to limit what might happen (scootch over in their orbital slot a little).

    We can't blow up Galaxy 15 - it's too far away for any current system, and would probably litter all of the GEO orbit with debris. That would mean danger for all satellites in those orbits (things like major civilian and military comm. satellites, weather satellites, satellite tv, satellite radio). Would be a really bad idea.

    I wish to hell that people who don't know or understand anything about how orbiting satellites and debris behave would stop making ridiculous suggestions.

  70. Great idea by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    Don't let that pesky little bit about it being impossible to do hold you back.

  71. How about a net? by zogger · · Score: 1

    I'm serious, too. A big net, like kevlar whatever strong material, scoop it up, the net is attached to some rocket that tows it to a point where it will degrade and burn up. (insert various hand waving picky engineering details here)

  72. Just to be sure... by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Funny

    Better nuke it from..... er never mind.

  73. No if we could fix this... by Lurchicus · · Score: 1

    I think we would need some sort of satellite in an orbit outside of GEO so the GEO stuff would pass below it. If we have a GEO orbit rogue, our "rustler" satellite would de-orbit and slowly match up with the rouge. Now that we're there we should grapple the rogue and spin up our really big gyroscopes to keep everything stable. Next, a device on the rover would produce a localized EMP burst to electronically "kill" the rogue. At this point, using maybe ion propulsion, we could safely de-orbit the whole mess or even slowly thrust the combined rustler and rogue out of earth orbit entirely and self destruct in some other handy gravity well (moon, sun, another planet).

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  74. No vaccuming either by RichMan · · Score: 1

    People are saying send up a tug boat to run around and fetch all the stuff.

    A) geo-stationary at +23k miles above the surface. It is almost comparable to getting to the moon in terms of energy required.
    B) consider the surface area of of the earth+23k miles radius
    C) give it a hundred miles thick
    D) give it many different orbits requiring acceleration and deceleration to match any given object

    We don't have the tech to make anything to get up there and run around. Just hitting a single spot is hard enough, we usually miss by 100 miles or more when launching but it is close enough to do the work. The energy required to run around is ridiculous. Do we have a car/plane that can drive all over the planet? (not just 1 lap, but visit every 100m2 patch)

    1. Re:No vaccuming either by userw014 · · Score: 1

      Could a solar-sail driven space-craft be used to navigate around the geostationary orbits and collect dead satellites in a big net? In order to prevent the relative velocities of the catcher and the target from causing things to break apart, it would probably take months to position the catcher.

      A big net could probably only be used once - it would be rather difficult to disentangle the target from it. What other low-speed capture mechanisms would work?

      A big net (described above) would limit the number of times the catcher could operate - it could only carry so many nets. Unless real fantasy came to the rescue with nano-bots that could consume and remanufacture the old net and target into a new net.

      Who would control the catcher? For how long until the security and command-and-control protocols were subverted?

      Does it even make sense to take months (if not years) to capture a malfunctioning satellite and move it? How often is a situation like Galaxy 15 likely to happen, where the electronics get partially fried?

      What happens if the catcher's electronics get partially fried - and (since someone decided to use an AI for navigation and catching), it decides to go after other satellites on it's own?

      This would seem to be as good an idea as deep-water oil drilling.

  75. Fix the r'real' problem first by rickb928 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From what I've read, the most severe impact of this drifting, nonresponsive bird is that it is repeating all RF it is receiving, which will not only interfere with any other birds it goes by, but is polluting the spectrum.

    So, if this is the worst effect, then just disabling it would be a real plus, and dodging it as G15 drifts out of harm's way is just a matter of waiting.

    THIS would be a job for a laser. Cut off the solar panels, burn holes in it until it stops transmitting, it might not take much to kill this bird. Blowing it up just causes a debris field, though strapping or clipping a PAM onto it could let them drive it somewhere safe, like the ocean... Burning up in the atmosphere would be a good resolution right now.

    Losing GCCS (or is it WAAS?) is unfortunate, and I don't know if there is a backup. Must be. :)

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    1. Re:Fix the r'real' problem first by TheSync · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Laser Weapon Calculator says that at a distance of 35,786 km, a laser with a wavelength of 2.9e-7m, to vaporize 1cm of aluminum, you would need a 1.0 GW laser operating for 1 second with a lens 20m radius.

      The most powerful CW lasers used currently are of MW class, not GW, such as the COIL laser on the Airborne Laser Testbed. It's wavelength is 1.3um, so let's imagine you can run it at 1MW and hold it on target for 100s, to vaporize 1cm of aluminum you'd need a 200m radius lens....even if you crank the laser up to 10 MW, you still need a 90m radius lens.

      Currently the largest effective aperture of any telescope is ~11m.

    2. Re:Fix the r'real' problem first by Derf+the · · Score: 1

      Driving from GEO to Ocean is non-trivial; to local minima gravity well at GEO W105 degrees (not fulll Lagrange pt.), not so hard. See Aero's comments above.

      It's WAAS. G15's WAAS has still been maintained operational as there is presently only ONE other WAAS sat covering continental US. FAA will get very edgy if the flights coming into their airports are to rely on a single bird to not suddenly reposition their passangers +/- 25m any which way.

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    3. Re:Fix the r'real' problem first by RegularFry · · Score: 1

      It's not clear whether the Laser Weapon calculator assumes atmospheric losses for the full throw, just for the first 100km, or not at all.

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  76. How getting to GEO works... by Larson2042 · · Score: 2, Informative

    FYI, I am an aerospace engineer involved in the launch industry. Typically, how a spacecraft gets into GEO is a few stage process. First, a launch vehicle (Delta IV, Atlas V, Ariane 5, etc) puts you into orbit. What almost always happens is that the orbit the launch vehicle deposits the satellite into is a geosynchronous transfer orbit. This orbit is only useful as a, yes, transfer orbit out to actual geosynchronous orbit. From the transfer orbit, the spacecraft's own propulsion system then manuevers the craft into its designated position in GEO. But the launch vehicle itself is long gone. It takes all the delta-v the launch vehicle can deliver just to get the spacecraft into the GEO transfer orbit, so it would not be useful for doing anything else in orbit.

    The best way to deal with this rogue satellite would be to send out another one to very gently attach itself to the rogue and then push it into a disposal orbit (which for GEO is typically just a higher orbit outside GEO). Blowing up the rogue would only create a huge amount of debris that would then cause problems for basically everyone in GEO, since it couldn't all be tracked or controlled.

    1. Re:How getting to GEO works... by Aero · · Score: 1

      The best way to deal with this rogue satellite would be to send out another one to very gently attach itself to the rogue and then push it into a disposal orbit (which for GEO is typically just a higher orbit outside GEO). Blowing up the rogue would only create a huge amount of debris that would then cause problems for basically everyone in GEO, since it couldn't all be tracked or controlled.

      And as someone who used to work for a company operating satellites in GEO, I'll say that this would be a hell of a trick if they could pull it off. Let's start with the process of disposing of a spacecraft in GEO. You do a series of burns that alternately raise the apogee and perigee until the orbit is somewhere between 50-100 km higher than GEO.

      Now let's look at the geosynch transfer orbit. Apogee at GEO, perigee at 200 km. Even if you raised the apogee above GEO to the level of the graveyard orbit, you would need to raise the perigee above GEO as well in order to avoid crossing other orbital paths. So your rendezvous vehicle needs to be able to reach GEO, first and foremost. This takes four or five burns to get that perigee up -- sure, you could do it in one (and they did do it in one in the early days), but that doesn't afford you a lot of control over the final position once you do reach GEO. Which is what they'd need in order to make a rendezvous.

      Yes, you could drift the disposal vehicle to the G-15's position. When we drifted satellites to other orbital slots, we'd drift them at about half a degree per day. They could drift this one faster, but it would still not be a quick fix.

      And, finally, you'd have to BUILD THE BLOODY THING. Nobody currently has a vehicle that could pull this off. By the time someone could even do a back-of-the-envelope design on how to do it, G-15 will have arrived at the 105W libration point, and it'll settle there along with the other GEO sats that were allowed to run out of fuel before we realized that we had to dispose of them.

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    2. Re:How getting to GEO works... by Larson2042 · · Score: 1

      All that is true. I never said it would be easy, just that it would be the ideal solution (aside from actually repairing the thing and putting it back in service, which is even harder). This whole incident is a good example of just how useful lower launch costs would be. Then it may just be economical to have a rendezvous craft on standby (or ready to go within a week or two) to deal with malfunctioning spacecraft.

      In fact, with more reasonable launch costs, you could build a whole series of spacecraft designed to rendezvous and dispose of dead spacecraft. Basically all spacecraft have a ready-made attachment interface (the launch vehicle attach point) to latch onto. I've seen some pretty decent advances in close-in autonomous spacecraft navigation, which would be the largest technical challenge of the project. You wouldn't need to design for a long orbital life, which will ease quite a few other requirements. Solving the technical challenges would be the easy part, really. It's the business case that's hard with high launch costs and whatnot.

      Sigh. It's just too bad it's not economical. It'd be a lot of fun to design and build something like that...

  77. You don't deorbit from GEO by Larson2042 · · Score: 1

    as I posted just above, to dispose of a spacecraft from GEO, you put it into a higher orbit above GEO where you won't be in the way of any other operational spacecraft. This is the best compromise between the amount of fuel it takes to dispose of a spacecraft and putting it somewhere where it won't cause harm. Ideally, I suppose, you would want to completely deorbit, but that would take a whole lot of fuel, eating up weight that could be used for payload. You could also send it into an earth escape orbit (put it into orbit around the sun, essentially), but that also takes a lot of fuel.

  78. Debris? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    Add radar absorbing and scattering material, and suddenly the X37 looks a piece of debris...

    Debris in space? Alert the "Half Section" and deploy the "Toy Box"!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planetes

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  79. Retards? by RichiH · · Score: 1

    Blowing it up is _really_ stupid, but sending a space shuttle (which have two(?) missions left) to geo-synchronous orbit? Uh, yeah...

  80. Wrong! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    You may recall that in 2008, rather than risk that a large piece of a failing spy satellite would fall on populated areas, the government blasted it out of the sky.

    That may have been the excuse that was given, but that was most certainly not the actual reason as anyone with half a brain might be able to conclude.

    It's a spy satellite. It likely has a lot of single-purpose hardware in it which, if it were to fall into enemy hands (or any hands,really) could be reverse engineered to either be used against us in their own equipment or used to decipher and disrupt our existing satellites. Falling in the Pacific, where it might be more difficult to retrieve quickly/before someone else and there is a negligible "populated" area adds to this line of reasoning.

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  81. use a small non destructive rocket to de-orbit it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not just use a small, non destructive, rocket to push the 'bad' satellite into a failing orbit?

    No debris. Landing (crash) site of your own choosing. Cheaper than a big missile.

  82. Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia orbit gets nuked from it!

  83. Tow it, don't blast it! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    As has been mentioned hundreds of times over the past few years, there is already too much junk in orbit. They need to send some booster rockets into orbit to lasso the wayward junk and tow it out into deep space.

  84. ok i get it... by nimbius · · Score: 1

    someone needs to mention this to americans, i might as well be the one. Every time something breaks or doesnt do what you want it to or god forbid does something completely irrational, "fire ze missiles" shouldn't become the default response.

    someone needs to do science to this satellite, not blow it up.

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  85. Re:When China does it... by jafac · · Score: 1

    The action of destroying FY-1C had no plausible excuse other than as pure demonstration of capability.

    USA-193 had several plausible excuses - and the excuse of destroying a potentially hazardous tank full of hydrazine propellant, which was frozen, and likely would have survived re-entry and impact to pose a hazard to people on the ground, (make no mistake - this stuff is nasty-toxic) - was at least plausible enough to "people close to the industry" that they bought this as the legitimate reason for downing the bird. (whether that's the real reason used at the highest level of decision-making, likely the Joint-Chiefs, is an exercise in the pure futility of idle speculation).

    USA-193 was also carrying sensitive surveillance and communication/sigint technology that posed a real (though small) security risk to the United States. You can argue whether drastic measures were worth the small risk. Or we can again, speculate that USA-193 maybe had something in the payload none of us knows about that WAS worth the drastic measures.

    USA-193's orbit was decaying; any expected debris was also expected to decay. Its low-altitude meant that any debris would rapidly encounter atmospheric drag, and burn-up. Thus, by-design, this exercise posed little threat as an ongoing orbital debris hazard. I'd be surprised if there were any significant pieces of this bird or the interceptor still up there today.

    It's possible that, given the relative age of USA-193, and the "miraculous" staging of what was essentially an experimental launch vehicle AND system, in a historically "magically" short time-window (given we're talking spacelaunch technology), that the whole thing was a rigged test, USA-193 was a dummy-target, and the modified SM-3 design was prepared long in advance. But the nature of the build and launch team was definitely not as "black-ops" as one would expect for that kind of situation. The entire effort was very public, very publicized, and many non-cleared grunts spent a lot of OT putting the launch together (including coordinating global civilian tracking systems), to get it done before USA-193's orbit decayed so much that its path became too unstable and unpredictable due to atmospheric drag effects.

    Though, there's much to be learned from staging this kind of exercise - because while taking out a spy or communication satellite at high altitude is a nice capability, it's also a political hot-potato. It's sort of like using a nuclear weapon. We all saw how much heat China took from their test.

    In military theory, the battlefield of tomorrow includes the TACTICAL capability to quickly field low-altitude, short-term-use communication and surveillance satellites, for theater-scale conflicts. (hence, the x-37, and others, plus new zeppelins, drones, etc.) - (of course, this is based on the old, discredited Rumsfeld notion that we can do a "Panama" on countries like Iraq or Afghanistan. - You wish, Donnie. This is what happens when military technicians stray over the line into politics. They understand machines, weapons, and troops who wear uniforms and who are trained to act like machines and weapons - but have zero understanding of cultures and nations and history. But I digress.)

    So, the TACTICAL ability to take out a TACTICAL satellite, is more politically acceptable; and likely one of the very strong reasons why they wanted to shoot down USA-193. Regardless of the "hazards" story fed to the press.
    Ethically speaking, (space-environment-wise) I think it is far kinder and gentler than China's FY-1C demonstration. And those who suggest that USA-193 somehow encourages an arms-race. . . just shut up. Our behavior, our moral choices do not make us responsible for other nations' moral choices.

    I don't think warheads or kinetic impact are, overall, a good approach, to cleaning up space-junk hazards. Maybe in special cases like USA-193. But for the literally hundreds of thousands of other pieces out there that pose a risk to space travel. . . we need a different approach.

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  86. Thunderbirds! by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    Just call for Thunderbird 3 damnit!

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  87. a perfect use for friggin lasers by steak · · Score: 1

    this seems to me to be the perfect use for those 747s with friggin lasers on their heads that the air force has been working on.

  88. Call China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call China, they love this kinda stuff.

  89. that's why our space is polluted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    coz no rubbish bin there

  90. What a bunch of nonsense by kriston · · Score: 1

    This bird is 22,236 miles away from the Earth. This is 21,836 miles higher than the Space Shuttle can go. These satellites are so high and so far away that we don't even have the technology to economically refuel them, let alone retrieve them. This isn't science fiction. This is hard truth. The best you can do is talk to it via radio communications, and if you can't do that, you're stuck in the situation we have today.

    Still, since we have multi-hour satellite outages for several days twice per year during to the vernal equinox, you can do without your satellite-delivered television. Indeed, even now, contingencies are being arranged for HITS and the major satellite providers to provide alternate broadcast routes so that for your Home Shopping Channel is not interrupted too badly.

    Please stop talking about shooting these birds down Star Wars style. They're just too far to do that. I'd like Slashdot to stop posting variants of this same, rather mundane story every day. Come August this will be permanently solved and we'll move on with our lives.

    And, for people really worried about real life, that GPS WAAS signal outage will make your GPS ten feet less accurate. Relax. There are plenty of L-band satellite payloads to take over once this "crisis" has been averted.

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  91. Uninformed Nonsense by tetsuos · · Score: 1

    This is ridiculous... all these stories about zombiesats and television catastrophes based on this meandering satellite are complete rubbish. The satellite is not responding to control commands, which is essentially the same as a satellite that has lost all propellant without having been moved to a "graveyard orbit." There are many old satellites still in GEO orbit that can no longer be controlled. Take a look at the area around 75 East (http://www.sat-nd.com/geo/) for all the satellites with names like Raduga and Cosmos. They swing back and forth near 75East (one of the GEO libration points) forever.

    Other satellite operators have to use propellant to move their active satellites out of the way of these uncontrollable satellites. It's not really that hard, considering the distances involved. The GEO arc is approximately 265,000 km long. Each degree is ~735 km wide. Typical spacing between satellites is 1.5to 3 or ~1,100 to 2,200 km. When in a satellite is in motion relative to a geostationary satellite, it will either be at a higher (moving westward) or lower (moving eastward) altitude. Uncontrollable satellites also begin to exhibit inclination or North/South movement relative to the equator up to a maximum of 15.

    This zombiesat will drift along the GEO orbit very slowly relative to other geostationary satellites, in an enormous area. It is trivial for other satellite operators to move their satellites out of the way. Even if there were a collision event with another GEO satellite, it would be nothing like the Iridium collision, as the relative velocity between the two objects involved would be very low. Compare a parking lot fender bender to a head-on freeway collision.

    The biggest problem is that the payload on the satellite is still active and transmitting. Most GEO satellites act like bent pipes: they listen for transmissions at a certain frequency, receive and amplify those transmissions, and then change the frequency (usually lower) for retransmission back towards Earth. Usually a satellite will feature some systems to prevent overload of the transponders/amplifiers by shutting down the affected amplifier. It sounds like this is what the operator and satellite manufacturer tried to do unsuccessfully. After passing the nearest neighbor satellite, they will likely try this again.

    Eventually, without control updates from the ground, the satellite will lose its lock on the Earth/Moon/Sun/Stars and be unable to orient its solar panels towards the sun. The onboard batteries will quickly drain of power (in less than 24 hours), at which point the satellite's payload will shut down, and it will be essentially dead. That should happen some time in the next month or two.

    As others have said, antisatellite kinetic weapons would be useless at GEO orbit. The only conceivable method to "destroy" a GEO satellite would be to use a space-based laser system to try to burn out the satellite's brain. The risk involved in something like that far outweighs the potential benefits, since it is more likely that the laser would burn a hole in the satellite's propellant tanks, turning it into a high speed projectile or (worse) causing the satellite to break up into small pieces.

    So just sit back, relax, and let the satellites dance.

  92. Ummm Oh Duh - Stupid Comments - Oh Author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or have ye not seen the cascading effects of blowing up satelites in orbit - 1 Sat = 100,000 bits at 5kms = a few bits hit other satellites = 3 smashed Sats = 400,000 bits flying around at 5Kms - knocks out 9 more sats = 12,000,000,000 bits of high speed junk in orbit... and so it goes. Or don't you read the space news?

  93. Bring out Jaws, we need the really big laser by Well-Fed+Troll · · Score: 1

    How about if you heated the whole satellite hot enough to turn it into a gas? When the gas cooled would it be dangerous?