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An Open Letter To PC Makers: Ditch Bloatware, Now!

MojoKid writes "This is the final straw, the last stand. This is the year that companies have to wise up and realize that they're destroying the experience of the very machines they are marketing so vigorously against their competitors. We're talking about bloatware, and it's an issue that we simply cannot remain silent on any longer. The term 'bloatware' generally refers to any additional software installed on a machine that is not a native part of the operating system. 'Bloatware' is usually provided by third-party software companies, and can range from security suites to unwanted Web browser toolbars. It's most problematic, as these programs generally attempt to boot up first thing, right as the OS is booting up, before the end-user ever has a chance to launch the program on their own accord. It's time for manufacturers to take note: consumers do not want bloatware. It's a royal pain from top to bottom, and moreover, it ruins your brand. When people think of HP and Dell, they immediately think of just how infuriating it is that their last 'new' PC took over one minute to boot up and become usable. To these companies: why are you saddling your machines with software that makes it less enjoyable to use? The solution seems pretty simple. If you still wish to include loads upon loads of third-party software, stick it all on a thumb drive and include it with every new machine. Problem solved."

609 comments

  1. Money by isorox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To these companies: why are you saddling your machines with software that makes it less enjoyable to use?

    Because they get paid a fortune to do so

    1. Re:Money by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The question was ridiculous. How did such shallow crybabying get to a slashdot feature? Hasn't that poor schmuck ever heard of DIY computers and GNU/Linux? Most likely (like a lot of us), there's some have-to-have Windows software he needs, so he's screwed and has to get a cheap commercial Windows box. Bummer, man. That's the way it is.

    2. Re:Money by hedwards · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem is that you shouldn't have to do that with an OS that you're paying for. It's not that big a deal if you're intending to wipe out the OS in favor of something else, but the problem is that the bloatware tends to get included on the install media. Meaning that everytime you reinstall you're stuck with the same bloatware.

      I remember having PC-Cillin running at 99% immediately upon boot with my Vaio laptop. And because Sony insisted on not shipping a proper install CD it ended up being a real pain.

    3. Re:Money by urbanriot · · Score: 1

      It's ironic that people demand cheap, disposable $499 laptops yet complain that they're filled with junk. When Google pays a manufacturer $1 per every 3000 searches for setting Google as the default search engine, or Yahoo a similar deal, you're going to find such junk on PC's to help offset the cost of providing a low cost PC. It's also unfortunate that Microsoft changed their OEM distribution method of Microsoft Office, since 2007, so every manufacturer has to preload it, bloating the size of the images and other areas.

    4. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      exactly!

      Joe Consumer makes his purchasing decision based on price and partly on specs. If two machines have roughly identical specs, the consumer will choose the cheaper one.

    5. Re:Money by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, he can just do what I've.. sorry, what we've all been doing since the 90s:

      Do a fresh install.

      Spend the $100 and get the Windows DVD if it bothers you that much and you have to have Windows, or install Ubuntu / Kubuntu. Your family is probably only using it for Facebook and email anyway, so you can add a dash of security by using an OS where you don't have to be admin all the time.

      The licence key that came with your PC is still valid, so if you've got a friend with a Win7 DVD, copy it and use the key. Edit / remove ei.cfg to choose the correct version for your CD key and you're golden.

      Shovelware (which is, I believe, the correct term for the bundled crapola; bloatware refers to programs that take up more room and memory as time goes by) will never go away because:

      1. You paid HP $200 for the computer.
      2. MacAfee paid HP $1.5 million* to install the 30-day trial.

      Thus, fuck you.
      *This number was totally pulled out of my ass but I would guess that it is n x $200 where n is any large number.

      Also, I have to ask why you're buying a branded machine anyway when you can get more power and a longer lasting machine for less money. I guess you have to with a laptop form factor, but that's really the only reason to not just pick up the parts and put the damned thing together yourself. And I'm saying this as a Canadian where I can't use the super-cheap deals you can get in the States.

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    6. Re:Money by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Informative

      you shouldn't have to do that with an OS that you're paying for

      And, happily, you don't. You can buy PCs from any of thousands of vendors (or roll your own) without that experience. The OS is just part of what most people buy from a typical large retailer. If they don't like that experience any more than they like having an activated-for-one-year OnStar system in the car they just bought, they can shop for their computer (and their car) somewhere else. It's called a market, and it does offer more alternatives than you can count.

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    7. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was coming here to say that. Thats also why the "microsoft tax" is a myth, its paid for by Symantec and such for their crapware, not by consumers. I can agree if people fundamentally dont want to give Microsoft money in any way, but to say it costs you isnt true either.

      Also: Microsoft Signature program.

    8. Re:Money by hedwards · · Score: 0

      Right, and that's the last time I bought a Sony computer. The point is that they don't really advertise Vaio, with extra crap that doesn't run right and will require you to pay for at a later date.

      The point is that if you want to avoid that you're stuck dealing with a smaller vendor typically, but if it spreads much further that might not be enough. And at any rate the customer shouldn't have to know how to roll their own install media to avoid that sort of thing. It should be a legislated right.

    9. Re:Money by joaommp · · Score: 2

      Rule #1 when buying a new PC: HDD low-level format. It's the closest thing you have to sterilize it.

    10. Re:Money by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      More importantly: Because the whitebox x86 market is a knife-fight-in-a-telephone booth.

      On the plus side, this means that you can get more computrons for your dollar than at just about any point in history, at any given moment. On the minus side, it means that what you buy will reflect the consequences of ruthless cost cutting(and bloatware is, in essence, a form of cost cutting...)

      Trouble is, as much as consumers hate bloatware, they'll chose the cheapest box on the shelf time and again. Ye olde laws of economics pretty much guarantee that the cheapest box on the shelf will be the one whose software has negative value...

      Now, as your friendly local smirking linux user, I find the fact that your suffering powers my cheap hardware amusing. However, in the spirit of charity, here is how to avoid bloatware:

      Option 1: Buy "corporate". For a modest premium, you can go with the corporate, rather than "consumer" version of your x86 packager of choice. It will cost more; but the packagers know not to fuck with corporate, and the bloatware-pushers know that the value of bloatware that is 99% assured to be blown away with a corporate standard image is near zero.

      Option 2: Pay the local geek kid a pizza(or a six-pack) to install windows from scratch. It's tedious; but it isn't hard, and you'll get a fully bloatware-free setup for less than the cost of Option 1. An even lower budget version of option 2 would involve just running PC-decrapifier yourself...

      Option 3: Embrace the dark kingdom of the turtlenecked one: Apple's OS differentiation gives them strong ability to resist race-to-the-bottom pressures. You will face the minor niggle of sponsored safari bookmarks and (the especially galling) offer from Apple itself to "go pro" with quicktime(Jobs, you turtlenecked bastard, this mac pro cost me 4 grand. I'll burn in hell before I give you another $20 to run quicktime without being harassed....)

    11. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >so you can add a dash of security by using an OS where you don't have to be admin all the time.

      You don't have to be admin all the time on Windows. What on earth gave you that notion? You can run it quite effectively as a standard user as long as you know the admin password for installing things.

    12. Re:Money by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      OEMs who don't ship stock windows media with windows-licenced PCs deserve to burn in hell; but it is hard to blame the PC OEMS, who all ship essentially undifferentiated product on extremely thin margins from trying to make a few bucks where the can(the comparatively competitive world of shitware vendors) to make up for the bucks that they can't make(intel, MS)... Particularly when, for the most part, they do have corporate lines that are unafflicted by the plague. Either you get the subsidized hardware, and suffer(or reinstall), or you pay the extra to get the good stuff.

    13. Re:Money by JWSmythe · · Score: 2

      It's not just "get paid a fortune..." Every bit of space is advertising and real estate to be sold. Some of it is to instill name recognition. Does the average end user really care that the CPU is Intel or AMD? Nope. Do they care if it has a nVidia or ATI video card? Not really. They care about the price tag, and does it show web pages. If you ask your average consumer what they use their computer for, they'll tell you they check their email, and look at web pages.

          The box and case are the initial advertising space.

          The virtual space inside the box is worth an awful lot more. Some of the pay just to be included as part of the install. Some don't pay at all, but pay out on conversions. You don't think the 90 day "free" trial of Symantec/Norton [package of the week] if really free. Nope, when sucker consumer sees the warning of "oh my gosh, I'm not protected", and they whip out their credit card, part goes to the software vendor, and part goes to .. you guessed it, the hardware vendor. It makes selling that $99 computer for $499.95 that much easier on the profit margin. Who wants to only make a 400% markup, when they can get a 1000% markup through software conversions over the life of the machine. And whee, they get name loyalty to boot. I bought a HP computer, so I should have a HP camera, and HP printer, and HP dildonics port. ... and that's why every freakin' inch of real estate, inside and outside of the machine is branded, logo'd, and sold to the highest bidder.

          And hell, with enough crapware installed, you may be completely disappointed with your new purchase, and bring it right back to the store for the bigger, better, faster model instead. It'd be like buying a new subcompact car with lead weights in the trunk. Hell, who'd drive that? No one. So you'll upgrade to the faster "Urban Assault Battlewagoneer"(tm) !

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    14. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then they get paid nothing whatsoever by many of us because we are so fed up with this, we make our own home brews.

    15. Re:Money by pipatron · · Score: 1

      I put mine on the highest mountain I can find, then I nuke them from orbit.

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    16. Re:Money by isotope23 · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's the only way to be sure......

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    17. Re:Money by commodore6502 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>>you shouldn't have to do that with an OS that you're paying for.

      That's the thing - you're NOT paying for the Windows OS because the other bloatware from AOL, MSN, and so on is covering the cost. If you *were* paying for the OS, then instead of a $500 PC you'd be getting an $800 PC..... and at that point you might as well get a Mac. ;-)

      Personally I like the bloatware since it does subsidize my PC (my last one cost only $200), and it's easy to uninstall using the add/remove programs icon. Not a big deal. The ~$300 or whatever that I saved equals ~30 hours of less time I need to spend at hell..... I mean, work.

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    18. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also: because they are getting paid, they can lower the sticker price (a little). That means when Joe User goes to their local Buy n Large retailer and sees one bloatware-laden machine for $399 and the other non-bloatware-laden machine for $450, Joe User will buy the bloatware-laden one because it's cheaper. The sales drone might even mention that it "comes with more free software built-in", as if that is a good thing.

    19. Re:Money by magarity · · Score: 2

      Rule #1 after the first generation of EIDE drives: Don't do a low level format.

    20. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except a lot of companies dont provide install disks (or charge extra for them). HP tried to charge me over $45 for the Win7 dvd.
      I asked if it was a HP specific build and after the guy told me no I told him I'd bittorrent them.

    21. Re:Money by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      Because the cost of including them help subsidize the purchase price. Subtract the windows tax and most newer computers are hard pressed to be beaten by a custom build on price and specs.

    22. Re:Money by westlake · · Score: 1

      Because they get paid a fortune to do so

      and because no gives a damn.

      Walmart.com sells a 64 bit dual core AMD Win 7 student laptop with a full licensed install of MS Office Home for $525.

      Walmart stocks about 250 Win 7 laptops priced at $330-$1500 . There isn't enough "bloatware" exposed here to suport a rant. Unless you have a quarrel with a pre-install of an MS Office trial edition or MS Office SE.

      I've seen more fat on a default install of Ubuntu.

    23. Re:Money by awyeah · · Score: 1

      You also have another choice: You can get a mac. I know, I know, there are tons of reasons not to get one (especially the cost - have you seen how much more they cost?), but at least they don't come with all that crap on them :)

      Also, if you can find a computer manufacturer that gives you an OS disk instead of a "restore disk," you can just format the thing when you first get it and install the OS from scratch.

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    24. Re:Money by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      ... And the extra money they get for the bloatware passes on to us consumers in the form of savings. Why else do Apple's products cost so much more for the same hardware? ;)

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    25. Re:Money by Idzy · · Score: 0

      Linux is the worst offender out there, there was so much crap installed by default on my Suse 11 install ;) Sadly I'm only half kidding here :(

    26. Re:Money by Solandri · · Score: 4, Informative

      The licence key that came with your PC is still valid, so if you've got a friend with a Win7 DVD, copy it and use the key. Edit / remove ei.cfg to choose the correct version for your CD key and you're golden.

      Actually, Microsoft makes the Windows 7 DVD images available for download as part of Technet. Burn it to a DVD (or mount it with VMWare/VirtualBox) and you're good to go. You still need a valid key to activate though.

      Also, I have to ask why you're buying a branded machine anyway when you can get more power and a longer lasting machine for less money. I guess you have to with a laptop form factor, but that's really the only reason to not just pick up the parts and put the damned thing together yourself.

      Despite the bad rap Sony gets here, I rather like their solution to the problem. The Sony laptop I staged a few months ago shipped with the crapware installed. But the Restore DVD gives you two options - a total restore (Windows + drivers + crapware), or a minimal restore (Windows + drivers) with an option to pick and choose which extra apps to install. I did the minimal restore first thing after getting the laptop, and it yielded a clean fully functional system with all drivers working, and no crapware. Seems not everyone at Sony is evil.

    27. Re:Money by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      OEMs who don't ship stock windows media with windows-licenced PCs deserve to burn in hell.

      If they shipped actual stock CD's users would still complain. I remember all the problems with Windows XP and SATA controllers. Unless you slip-streamed in the drivers there was no way you were able to install a fresh copy of XP.

      Keep in mind XP only allowed loading third party drivers off a floppy and systems weren't shipping with floppy drives anymore.

    28. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is full of it.

      First of all, Ubuntu is a fine substitute if you're only using Facebook and email, but as soon as you want to use an office suite, play video games, edit/manage photos, or (until recently?) watch flash videos, you'll find the offerings for Linux inferior to those for Windows and Mac. So, for example, I use Ubuntu for day-to-day work, but Windows for presentations and video games. Also, the hardware support of Windows, Linux and Mac is different. Linux is not universally worse, but it does tend to have worse video drivers and worse battery life than the other two.

      Second, you don't have to run as admin in Windows. It's really not any worse in this respect than Ubuntu: you need to elevate in the shell in order to install or upgrade software, but not for ordinary activity. It's also not intrinsically less secure, but you do make yourself less of a target by running something else.

      Third, in my experience in the past few years, putting a machine together yourself is not a better deal than buying one unless you have unusual requirements. This is especially true if you want Windows.

    29. Re:Money by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1, Troll

      Problem is that many companies lock the market down in legalized monopolies or oligopolies, such as Verizon/AT&T/Sprint. You cannot default to a free market argument where none exists. You have Windows 7, which is basically an OS monopoly for consumer Desktops/Laptops, it runs like crap some times and is forced down your throat if you want to purchase a reasonably price laptop/desktop from a manufacturer. Then you have MacOS, whose parent company locks all of their products down so hard that they retain control of the majority of content even after you purchase the hardware for your own use. Then you have Linux, which is so fragmented in distro's and software packages as well as non-intuitive for most users. If you want to go the free-market route you are stuck with Linux which has a significant learning curve and probably will take up more of most peoples time than its worth to them in savings. There does not exist a free market.

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    30. Re:Money by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the fat in Ubuntu isn't wasting anything other than a bit of HD space, and that a linux user knows how to get rid of it, whereas the typical consumer does not.

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    31. Re:Money by tumnasgt · · Score: 1

      Not only can you use a standard user most of the time, but by deafult Windows Vista and 7 run programs as a standard user even if you log in as an admin. That's what the User Account Control (UAC) stuff that so many people complain about does.
      Stupidly, most people I know disable it because they find it annoying, then complain about how Windows runs everything as an admin when it could just ask for permissions when needed. I do like how much less software is requesting admin rights to do basic tasks than was common when Vista was first released.

    32. Re:Money by zdepthcharge · · Score: 1

      "Because they get paid a fortune to do so" I don't think this is true across the board. I just bought an HP Mini 110 and it came stock with XP and a LOT of HP apps/tools. It ran like a dog and I sort of assumed it was just the Atom processor (my first time with an atom and expected it to be sluggish). After playing with it for a couple of hours, I decided that I wanted to put Win 7 on it just to see how it would run. So I did. A clean install of Win 7 Ultimate. The little netbook now runs like a slippery fish (I did some minor tweaking to remove unwanted Win 7 services). I'm using it within 30 seconds of a cold start. Sweet. Part of performance boost is just Win 7 over XP, but a LOT of that boost is the removal of the HP bloatware. The thing to keep in mind here is that this isn't 3rd party stuff HP is being paid to include, but HP tools that for the most part "replaces" functionality built-in to Windows. The only reason I can see for having that junk is to keep a team of coders at HP employed. It actually costs HP money to include the performace crushing software.

    33. Re:Money by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      tell me where i can buy parts for a DIY notebook and i'll buy...

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    34. Re:Money by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      Quicktime is automatically "Pro" now. Or at least, it comes with Quicktime X, which isn't the full pro, but has a lot of features and doesn't nag.

    35. Re:Money by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

      Whether there's a QuickTime Pro these days or not, the QuickTime that comes with Snow Leopard does not show any locked features, nor invites us to send in some more money.

    36. Re:Money by joaommp · · Score: 1

      I would be worried about that if I was planning on using windows.

    37. Re:Money by Cloud+K · · Score: 2

      Because they get paid a fortune to do so

      Precisely that.

      Although the OP seems to get a good flaming, it has a point, as not everyone is a Slashdot geek. And it just means that those of us who *are* Slashdot geeks get tasked by neighbours/acquaintances/co-workers-outside-of work-time to remove all the dodgy resource hogs, Norton Virus etc (and horrible floaty UI bullshit in the case of Toshiba laptops). Great if that's how you earn your living but a pain when you move on from it.

      The thing is, indeed, it's about the money. Duh :)
      Pre-built machines are, in part, so cheap because they're kind of subsidised by AOL and Symantec and whoever else has paid to throw in their free trial nags. People are generally cheap and will ask "what's your cheapest..." when they walk into the store, and there you have it. Crapware wins because it brings the price down, in much the same way that annoying ads keep the internet mostly free.

      Just selling a slightly more expensive machine minus the crap would drive people to the cheaper machines that DO have the crap. Unless you're Apple (their machines come clean but expensive), but that's at the other end of the scale.

    38. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The LOVE of money still is the root of all evils. At least we can give Apple some credit for caring for the end-users' experience.

    39. Re:Money by metamatic · · Score: 1

      That's because QuickTime X Player is missing most of the features of previous versions. If you install QuickTime Player 7, which is in the Optional Installs on the Snow Leopard disc, it still nags you to pay more money if you want the extra features.

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    40. Re:Money by freedumb2000 · · Score: 1

      That must have been the last time I attached my old 3.5".

    41. Re:Money by RobbieThe1st · · Score: 1

      @ "worse video drivers": Depends on the mfgr. Nvidia drivers are excellent(though closed) and even their legacy drivers have support under current Linux distros(In my case, Geforce 4 GO on Ubuntu 10.10), whereas on Windows only XP is supported. Intel also seems to do a reasonable job, and opens up their drivers... But they don't exactly have "gaming"-grade GPU's either. AMD's drivers can be poor, but I hear they can be just as bad on Windows.

    42. Re:Money by Quinn_Inuit · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I pay a little extra for a computer that doesn't come with that crap because I recognize that I'm paying for what the manufacturer could've made in advertising. (AVADirect, in case you're curious.) The MS Office pre-loads piss me off, though.

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    43. Re:Money by MDillenbeck · · Score: 1

      I think it is still fairly difficult to get a "white box" laptop, and it is laptops where this becomes a real issue. (There are some barebones laptops you can get, but I in general this is only a techie solution. Can you still find small computer shops building white box desktops?)

      However, I agree with the sentiments on this thread - the companies get paid a lot to install all the crapware, and thus it subsidizes the cost of our laptops. If we wish to have a "clean" system, then we need to get rid of that subsidy by buying a copy of Windows on top of the OEM copy preloaded. Then all that is left to do is make the recovery/driver disks, do a clean install of the retail or OEM copy we bought (that doesn't contain bloatware), and use the recovery disks to install those pieces of software we really want - like DVD playing software and fingerprint reader software that would cost us more to buy.

      Alternatively, there is a solution I use. Buy backup software (I like Acronis myself), uninstall all the bloatware, and make an image. Any time you need to redo your machine, you merely restore the image. (Or do something like load VMWare and put a clean virtual machine on it - it doesn't help with bloatware on the host computer, but the guest system will be clean.)

    44. Re:Money by EdIII · · Score: 1

      It's called a market, and it does offer more alternatives than you can count.

      No. It doesn't.

      I should say more specifically, it does not for the average consumer who wants a fully functional PC right out of the box. You have Apple and some sparse offerings of Ubuntu. That's about it. If you want a fully ready computer out of the box, without having to do a fresh install, add drivers, and add your software, there are ZERO options. They all come with crapware to some degree. Even on my latest business laptop from Dell I chose no on just about every software option there was, especially no pre-installed anti-virus and was greeted with a constant screech of complaints from the trial to do this or that.

      I skimmed the article and perhaps it did not reach the right audience here. With the exception of my laptops all of my systems have always been "roll your own" as you put it.

      The reason why the IT techs audience (a good portion of Slashdot here) should care and raise their fists is that crapware makes our lives *more difficult*. Most problems I have run across with crapware are legendary. Stuff like Vongo that cannot be uninstalled and grinds the system to a halt with constant messages. Insane amounts of completely unnecessary programs on startup that eat up resources.

      The first thing I do with a laptop is a fresh install for anyone. Cleans up 99% of all problems right away. If all the desktops were homogeneous I created a single image and just started the desktops fresh. Having no crapware on the systems I get from people would make my life easier.

      Sure, for most people here we are used to this or do not get into these problems with our own personal systems. We should keep in mind the average person is much more limited in choice due to their skills and their problems ultimately become our problems at some point.

      Unless you are completely anti-social and/or a complete sociopath who enjoys the pains of others it would make sense for somebody to send an Open Letter to the manufacturers. Not that they will care.

    45. Re:Money by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      He he he.

      You just made me remember reformatting my 10MB MFM harddisk when I got a faster CPU to change the sector interleave.
      Oh the memories, running code by invoking the right address on the HD-controller ROM.

      Thanks.

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    46. Re:Money by daremonai · · Score: 1

      Option 1: Buy "corporate". For a modest premium, you can go with the corporate, rather than "consumer" version of your x86 packager of choice. It will cost more; but the packagers know not to fuck with corporate, and the bloatware-pushers know that the value of bloatware that is 99% assured to be blown away with a corporate standard image is near zero

      You can often do this without any premium. My wife needed a new basic laptop, and I found that after wading through the Dell site and applying every "secret" discount (Dell is worse than a used car dealer), I could get a "small business" Vostro laptop for the same or less than a comparable consumer model. And for the small business one, I could deselect every piece of crapware from the install. The small business line is not very exciting (display adapters in particular tend to be low-end), but if it's all you need, it can work out.

    47. Re:Money by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      I got a Mac as well. People always complain how expensive they are, but if you select the same hardware and software options at Dell, Lenovo or HP, you get to within 50 euros usually. It's just that Apple doesn't sell the crappy stuff.
      And even then a high end Dell Lattitude, isn't going to be as light and thin as an equivalent Macbook Pro.
      The only brand I've ever used that came close to the Apple build quality was an IBM laptop, I assume that even though it's Lenovo nowadays, that might still hold true.

      As far as I'm concerned, I'd buy a Macbook again in a heartbeat, and if it has to be a Windows laptop, then a Lenovo. If you can't afford that, then any cheapo laptop from the local supermarket is just as good as what else is available. And the cheapo laptop saves you a lot of money, so when it breaks, you throw it away and get another one.

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    48. Re:Money by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      I always DIY my desktop, but laptops are a crapshoot, my current LT is a Macbook Pro, it was the best option to me hardware wise... that, and it's metal, not plastic and doesn't overheat should I use it in bed or, you know, on my lap. I paid about a $600 premium over similar internals, but to me that was worth it.. mac snobs still tickme off though, and find it amusing to see a macbook running linux, tethered to an android phone.

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    49. Re:Money by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Yes, that's what you get by buying an HP or Dell or similar. If you buy those computers, because of the low advertised price, you have to know that that's because the version of Windows that's included is loaded up with a lot of shit you can't remove. If you want the "real" version of Windows, you'll have to pay for that separately.

      They get giant kickbacks by giving you a version of Windows loaded with a lot of shit. Then they pass those savings (or at least some of them) to you, which is why their prices are lower. Why should they give you a clean version of Windows for the same price? This is also why the same model computer from Dell costs MORE with Ubuntu Linux preloaded than with Windows. It's not because Windows is free, or because Ubuntu actually costs more than a Windows license, or because of some conspiracy, it's because the crapware vendors give a kickback to Dell, and Dell passes that savings onto the Windows customers.

      Don't like it? You have lots of options:
      1) Wipe the HD when you get the computer and install your own OS.
      2) Buy a clean version of Windows.
      3) Buy from another computer vendor that doesn't do this. I'm sure there's tons of small, starving local retailers that would love to put together a PC for you.

    50. Re:Money by Lorien_the_first_one · · Score: 1

      Good point. I've done a bit of that, too. And there is the "decrapifyer" software that will automatically search for and remove the bloatware.

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    51. Re:Money by icebraining · · Score: 1

      LFS is pretty lean.

    52. Re:Money by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      debug

      jmp 0x0

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    53. Re:Money by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There does not exist a free market.

      Yes, there does, or at least a much more free market than the telecom market (which absolutely is an oligopoly).

      You don't HAVE to buy a PC from Dell or HP. You can build your own from parts. My local Fry's Electronics is happy to sell me a case, power supply, motherboard, etc. Newegg.com is happy to do the same and send it to you by Fedex wherever you live. Or, you could try one of the countless local, non-chain computer stores. They'd be happy to build a PC to your specs. No, they might not be as cheap as Dell, but they're not getting kickbacks from crapware vendors, which is why Dells are so cheap.

      What you want is unrealistic: you want an oligopoly that treats you nicely. You can't have that: when you get down to 2 or so vendors that are huge, they're naturally going to do things to take advantage, and the bundling of crapware is an example of this. To get away from it, you need to go to their smaller competition, where instead of competing on price, they compete on service. Dell's service is well-known to be crap, and a local person who can come to your site is always going to be better.

    54. Re:Money by Machtyn · · Score: 2

      It's the reason I stopped recommending HP computers to people. I tell them the best deal is a Dell business computer. Dell business computers come to as clean as you want them.

    55. Re:Money by MeateaW · · Score: 1

      So your $4,000 Macbook Pro laptop comes with the non-pro version of quicktime pro.. that doesnt ask you to upgrade to the pro-version of quicktime pro... Sounds pro err great...

    56. Re:Money by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      It's ironic that people demand cheap, disposable $499 laptops yet complain that they're filled with junk.

      No, it's not "ironic". It's called being an informed consumer.

      What's "ironic" is people believing that the "free market" means you have to eat whatever shit corporations put on your plate.

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    57. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the best "decrapifier" is called Linux. It gets rid of all the crap the manufacturer loaded on the system.

    58. Re:Money by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      There's a computer shop around the corner from me that sells ready-to-go Windows boxes, lean and mean, to regular customers every day. It's not some special secret place that only technies know about.

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    59. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got my daughter an HP laptop for christmas. I booted it up the first time, created the restore disc and then went to the control panel and started uninstalling. The restore discs took a loooong time but the uninstall process of the bloatware was all done through "add/remove programs" and only took about 30 minutes. Everything that started with HP and the trial Norton.

      Yes it sucked and I and it did take 30 minutes but it wasn't hard or challenging.

    60. Re:Money by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      The easy answer: some people don't want to bother pricing, speccing, and building out their own machine. You and I aren't one of those people, but most are. They don't want to have to worry about shocking their RAM to death, slicing their motherboard lines because of an errant screwdriver slip, or a DOA hard drive.

      A branded computer is almost a hassle-free, no worries computer when it arrives. In many cases, you'll have a tech on-site within a few days if a piece of hardware goes bad for at least the first year. And that copy of Windows does not cost you $100-$200, but appears free (when taking the whole purchase into account).

    61. Re:Money by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Are you in the US?

      They must represent .0000001% of the market. Most people go to a brand name store to purchase a computer, or online to someplace like Dell.

      You're still right. If you get into the yellow pages you could probably find 1 or 2 computer shops per city that will sell a computer without crapware loaded up on it. They don't market very well and represent such an insignificant portion of the market, I would hardly include them in the regular choices for the average person though. Most of those places service people like us, not the average consumer.

    62. Re:Money by adolf · · Score: 1

      Not all Dells are crapfested. Most of those that we buy at work have pretty lean installs, and we don't do anything particularly special when we buy them except order from Small Business instead of Home.

      At home, my wife and I each have an Alienware box. Neither of those came with any extra crap -- there's a couple of little support-related widgets, and it is otherwise a clean install of Windows (plus or minus some drivers). (Alienware, of course, is owned by Dell.)

      Meanwhile, Dell generally does at least ship an unfucked copy of Windows with their PCs, making a clean reinstall at least straight-forward and cheap, so your options 1 and 2 are a little blurry...

      I have limited experience with the other big OEMs, simply because most of the Dell hardware I've had my hands on seems to last more-or-less forever, and I've therefore not had good a reason to explore other options.

    63. Re:Money by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      I have built my own desktops since my second computer (a 386). But it is not so easy to DIY a laptop though.

    64. Re:Money by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I don't know. The Dell XPS I have now is better built than any I've had "custom" built from other web sites, and cheaper than I could build myself from equivalent parts. Not too much bloatware with it, and it's easily uninstalled. Of course it was a desktop, I suspect that laptops have a lot more bloated stuff with all the various task bar applets they all tend to have. Never used an HP.

    65. Re:Money by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      $2800 with Apple Care actually (before my educational discount). And all the Pro features still seem to be accessible to the AppleScript interface for anyone who actually needs them.

    66. Re:Money by muindaur · · Score: 1

      My preferred method is to buy the latest version of Windows Pro once SP1 hits. Then every new laptop after that gets that version installed on it. It doesn't get past two so I never worry about a licensing issue. I wipe the first laptop(DBAN), drop Linux on it; then see if a friend or family member needs one.

      I go to the store because I don't like waiting around for the new system, and I need to play around with it. Online shopping is not something I enjoy much. Too hard to get a feel for the product, a good size gauge, and then there is the constant worry about stolen packages(never worried about a break in because my car is so boring inside that nothing is in it but registration, insurance, paper maps, and owners manual.)

      Most network adapters work once you start Windows so the most I ever need to do is plug in the Ethernet, and go to the vendor site for any specific drivers for the model: flash, PDF, and MS Office after(Console, Email, Phone, FaceBook: my friends have it to get in contact as I hate dedicated IM clients and my gaming has gone console to avoid graphics wars.) HP is really easy to search for too.

    67. Re:Money by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      seriously.

      I for one like it. It gives me a chance to try out some great softwa...oh, who are we kidding? It subsidizes the purchase of a new computer, so shut up about it.

      Guys who know just format the hard drive and re-install the OS anyhow. And guys who *really* know install a real OS and ditch the turkey OS from Redmond. It takes less time to do that than it does to complain about all the crap on your PC. And if you don't know how to install an OS, what do you care about bloatware? Just get a mac, cheapskate.

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    68. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you value your freedom and load Linux.

    69. Re:Money by DJRumpy · · Score: 2

      You are confusing iOS with Mac OS. Mac's ship from Apple with no bloatware. You get the OS, XCode, and some misc print drivers.

    70. Re:Money by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      That's good to hear. I stopped recommending them back in 1998 when the pushware really was bloatware. I had hoped HP improved since Carly was booted. I suppose it has.

    71. Re:Money by westlake · · Score: 1

      The question was ridiculous. How did such shallow crybabying get to a slashdot feature? Hasn't that poor schmuck ever heard of DIY computers and GNU/Linux?

      Walmart.com stocks 248 Win 7 laptops and 105 Win 7 desktops -
      along with - quite literally - thousands of after-market hardware and software products for the Win 7 PC.

      Product that benefits from enormous economies of scale in production, distribution and marketing. Balanced and tested configurations sold "ready to run" and under warranty - a legally binding promise - of prompt replacement, repair or refund when they don't.

    72. Re:Money by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Do you want to pay $400 instead of $350 for the same machine? No, well say hello to bloatware! It isn't that these guys just decided "Hey,lets raise our support costs and piss off our customers but make a little scratch out the gate" no, it WAS US that demanded it thanks to the "race to the bottom".

      There are literally thousands of places online you can buy bloatware free computers, or you can stop by your local mom and pop shop and have a nice PC custom built to YOUR specs (just finishing up a nice $579 quad core for a customer here myself) but all of these will cost more than the bottom of the barrel HP or Dell, because the bloatware allows for lower prices by paying the OEM upfront to install crap. Last I head the profit margin on a low end Dell was something like $8, yet the bloatware netted $50, that is because the bloatware lowers the selling price thus letting Dell undercut everybody but the other giant OEMs. Of course I love it because people get pissed and bring it to me to clean it, thanks Dell!

      And OT but when is /. gonna fix these ^%$&^$&^$ comment boxes? The other boxes were perfectly nice and worked well (except for idle) and now I have to wonder now that the comments are dropping all over the place that folks aren't getting fed up like I am in typing and squinting when we have giant screens. C'mon /. you can do better! Hell if you can't hire one of the real coders here and they'll be happy to do it right!

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    73. Re:Money by quenda · · Score: 1

      so he's screwed and has to get a cheap commercial Windows box.

      There are other alternatives. Last I checked, you could get a cheap business-oriented PC which lacks the bloatware of consumer models.
      You can also get a white-box PC with OEM-priced windows included, from the local computer shop.

    74. Re:Money by nzap · · Score: 1

      The desktop I built from scratch is better in almost every way (I only have 4 GB of DDR3) yet it cost less than 25% of the price of this desktop.

    75. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HDD low-level format.

      Good luck with that, Sparky. Modern consumer hard drives can't be truly low-level formatted except at the factory, and if you did manage to do it yourself, you'd probably render the drive useless.

    76. Re:Money by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 2

      Seems not everyone at Sony is evil.

      False; they are evil by association, just like the contractors working on the Death Star in Return of the Jedi. Don't try and tell me they didn't know what they were working on!

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    77. Re:Money by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      Seems not everyone at Sony is evil.

      Not true. They're just helping you get the crapware out of the way so their rootkits run better.

    78. Re:Money by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      another hint: microwave your cables to sterilize them. all the cables, even the power cord. you need to be sure, don't you?!

      about 30 seconds per cable outta do it. put it on the popcorn setting.

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    79. Re:Money by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      ah, the memories. overclocking my 5MB hard drive and getting an extra 256K from it.

      higher clock rate was more storage per spin. had to use a matching controller, though.

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      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    80. Re:Money by the_womble · · Score: 1

      Actually, one reason you have it is because you are paying for the OS.

      Why do you think PCs with Linux pre-installed sell for the same price as Windows ones? The cost of the Windows license is offset by the income from bloatware.

      Consumers may not like it, but will they pay extra for a bloatware free PC?

    81. Re:Money by quetzalblue · · Score: 1

      > If you want to go the free-market route you are stuck with Linux which has a significant learning curve and probably will take up more of most peoples time than its worth to them in savings.

      Didnt somebody higher ask who let the newbies in here ? ;-) .. Linux with Gnome or XDE or whatever is easy as pie. If you dont like the defaults, there's google for ya: look it up. If you dont like the distro, try another one. You could also try *BSD. And if the idea is that you dont like to run a bloated windows machine then it's principle, not cost related.

      > I tried to run for office as an honest politician, but I couldn't raise enough money to pay for my campaign.

      Then try running as a dishonest one - it would be a refreshingly honest thing to do ! :-)

    82. Re:Money by The+Phantom+Mensch · · Score: 0

      The iMac I bought 2 years ago had trial versions of their iWork suite (Pages, Keynote, Numbers). I think this meets the dictionary definition of bloatware, though not nearly as annoying as a Windows box with a web browser loaded with 16 useless toolbars and a nagging virus program subscription.

    83. Re:Money by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      I never said I want an oligopoly, I said the state of the market for OS's is one. As far as desktops go, you can pay less for a Windows machine, more for a MacOS one, or nothing except hardware costs for a Linux one, however, you end up paying for the Linux one with your time by fixing problems as soon as you try to do anything more with it than basic web and word processing. Time is money. I build my own Desktop PC's but sometimes people need laptops. When I purchase a Laptop, I usually get HP. HP is notorious for bloatware, but I can spend 1 hour removing the crap or 5 hours getting Linux to work the way I want it to on the same machine and still be forced to pay for the Windows license and bloatware. OR I can spend 1.5 - 2 times as much for an equally equipped Mac and have the time reduced over Windows to maybe 30 minutes. Point is, a truly free market doesn't exist for very long once someone beats out the competition, and right now in the OS market there is no interest in competition because its either "Go Windows", "Go Apple", or "Pay for Windows anyway and then go Linux". A truly free market doesnt exist for OS's except for a brief time that is almost over in the smart phone market. AND in the smart phone market you are locked into telecomm oligopolies that limit what devices you use, how you can use them, and (starting to make you) paying for obligatory data plans for newly purchased devices at full cost. A truly free market does not exist. Same shit with communism.

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      That brings me to an interesting point, / . is just "the ramblings of socially-inept, technology-literate news-mongers".
    84. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that, yes and no, the Symantec/Norton bundled package is to provide some form of protection out of the box, and it's a brand people recognize (as opposed to say, Avast!, AVG or to a lesser degree Kaspersky), not so much because they're nice people, or because customers have to to expect as much, but because should that PC get zombified the moment it is connected to the intarweb, we all know the customer is going to blame the OEM, and that's bad for business. The cut from the conversions is nice too, but it's not the only reason it's there.

      The other stuff that vendors pay the OEMs to bundle subsidize the sale price of the PC, ever notice how PCs with no OS preloaded tend to cost more than the same model with Windows preloaded? Well, that's why. The bloatware not only pays for the OS license, but eats into the price of the hardware as well. You can tell an end user all the nasty things you mentioned above, but mention to them that the bloatware also allows them to pay less for their hardware, and I can guarantee the won't give a rat's ass about the associated nastiness, it saves them money, that's what matters.

      Don't want bloatware? Fine, buy from an OEM that doesn't bundle crap into their systems, or pay a little extra and buy a machine with no OS and install it yourself, and be done with it.

    85. Re:Money by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Curious. I've bought 4 macs over the last 4 years while upgrading old hardware ranging from a mini, a Macbook Pro, and an iMac, and none of them came with pages, keynote, or numbers preinstalled.

    86. Re:Money by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      No, I never said Mac's ship with bloatware. I said they lock down their OS's so that its harder to use non-approved products. That is a monopoly. Mac PC's themselves are not as bad, but they still have the obligatory iTunes, Mac Store, Quicktime, etc. as well as a marketing campaign used in an effort to steer the consumer towards purchasing more "Apple approved" products. Don't get me wrong, Macs are good machines even if you have to pay 1.5 to 2 times as much for one over a non-Apple PC. Just saying they are also part of the whole oligopoly thesis I had as options are limited. If Apple seriously wanted to out-compete windows machines to wipe them off the face of the planet all they would have to do right now is ride their brand recognition and drop their price to compete with windows machines. It would be bye-bye Microsoft at that point. Why doesn't Apple do that? Oligopoly.

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    87. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After which, the consumer pays to get rid off with the assistance of the /.-crowd. It's the ecosystem, man, the ecosystem!

    88. Re:Money by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Good luck with those DIY laptops.

    89. Re:Money by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      C:> debug :g=c800:5

      Sad that I can STILL REMEMBER THE BIOS ADDRESS after all these years?

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    90. Re:Money by xystren · · Score: 1

      debug
      -g=c800:5 (or c800:ccc if Adaptec controler)

      Let the fond memories begin...I remember running good old Spinrite (from Gibson Research - www.grc.com) that was able to do a non-destructive interleave optimization back on the old ST-506 interface drives. Was a very slick program at the time. I really miss having the ability to low level format drives.

    91. Re:Money by quetzalblue · · Score: 1

      > Do a fresh install.
      Spend the $100 and get the Windows DVD if it bothers you that much

      Whoa right there buddy ! :-) if you've already PAID for the shlepping thing (as I have) and you got your nice shiny Windows serial number on the bottom; then the only thing missing is the install media (as I did). Funny thing that Micro$oft (or Lenovo) had enough money - just barely I suppose - to cut an upgrade DVD to include in the box but that somehow or rather (maybe the money ran out at this point, or there was just no more space left in the box) they couldnt cut an original install DVD - despite having given you the blessing of God (Micro$oft) with that serial number. Well !! It just so happens our good friends at Pirate Bay are running a special on all Vista and Windows/7 install medias. It's free. Help yourself and do yourself a favour.

      You *are* licensed to run one of those Windows are you not ?

    92. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't. That's why you checksum everything you download over bittorrent.

      And if there are no official checksums available, then you verify the executables' digital signatures.

      And if the executables are not signed, then you examine the executables in a disassembler.

      And if reverse engineering takes too long, then you monitor the system calls it makes while running, using strace or Process Monitor.

    93. Re:Money by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      What's "ironic" is people believing that the "free market" means you have to eat whatever shit corporations put on your plate.

      This is exactly what "free market" means -- you can't consume something that producers refuse to produce, so unless you have some influence on them (and you don't), you are at their mercy. If they had to sell to well-informed consuers, things would be different, however this is what advertisement and mis-education is for -- to develop and attract uninformed consumers, and the problem is unfixable. The only solution is to ignore the stupid idea of "free market" and find a way to prevent producers from freely producing crap, and conspiring with each other (such as with crapware kickbacks) to sell it.

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    94. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well what tends to happen is people who are to dumb to build their own computers go and buy pre build Dell's and HP's. Then their computer sucks because of lame bloatware. Then they everyone (Apple) blames it on Microsoft and PC's in general. So they all go buy Macs. Not cool XD

    95. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was the mindset that (nearly) decimated the once-dominant US automobile industry.
      Take heed. ...Lorenzo

    96. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I like all the bloatware that comes with my OS!

      There's: Firefox, LibreOffice, Gimp, Banshee, ... the list just goes on and on!
       
      Oh wait, that's my linux install; not sure what was shoveled in on 'the Windows'. I'd reinstall but Windows fresh install would take too long and I'd only get 75% of the computer power I just paid for. I didn't even boot it up, I didn't want to have to search for "drivers".
       
         

    97. Re:Money by Sir+Toby · · Score: 2

      I've found Darik's Boot and Nuke to be sufficient: http://www.dban.org/

    98. Re:Money by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I take the better option. I hand pick my parts, and build my machines. Sure, I spend a few extra bucks, but I get the best, and the OS I chose is free of all vendor supplied annoyances.

          I can't suggest it for everyone though. My mom got an out-of-the-box machine, and a couple months later I spent time cleaning it up so it'd perform like an acceptable computer.

          I actually end up doing the same for quite a few friends and family. Ya, I get the support calls later on, but at least they're easier to deal with. They're either calls about being infested with toolbars and other assorted malware that they did to themselves, they managed to forget to turn the computer on, or at about 5 years they need a new hard drive.

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    99. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooo! Apropos-of-nothing "GNU/Linux" Guy showed up right on time! (Normally, it's apropos-of-nothing Ubuntu guy)

    100. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I came back to check my post for replies, and I noticed something stupid. Process Monitor doesn't watch syscalls: it logs API function calls. Which is easier to circumvent.

    101. Re:Money by nobodie · · Score: 1

      Yes, and this means that Win7 is essentially free to the box buyer as well as providing the actual profit that they make because profit margins per unit are so tight because, in our consumer dominated idiocracy we insist on cheap rather than great. The bloat ware is there because YOU want it there, because YOU helped set and support the conditions that are the cause. You wanted cheap PCs, you got them,now either quit bitching about the fallout of YOUR consumer decision ("gimme, gimme, gimme, cheap, cheaper, cheapest, oh goody").

      The first step to getting out of this disgusting contretemps is the maker culture: teach yourself, teach your children to DO things, Build things and stay out of the stores.

      I bought my daughter to build her own PC two years ago, she still is fearless.

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    102. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait until they have bloatware for Linux, then you will be the one complaining.

    103. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To these companies: why are you saddling your machines with software that makes it less enjoyable to use?

      Because they get paid a fortune to do so

      Exactly. Are you willing to pay $100 more for your PC to avoid the bloatware?

    104. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still need a valid key to activate though.

      cough cough windowsloader cough

    105. Re:Money by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

      Windows installation for Win XP and older has always sucked. Even though XP installer didn't support SATA out of the box, (something they should have fixed by SP2 at the very latest, or added USB flash drive support) the disc was bootable at least. Older versions of Windows couldn't even do that. (I know Win 9x/me couldn't, I forget if 2k could or not) I always wondered why Win9x required a boot floppy to work when MS could have easily made the disc bootable with a DOS ramdisk to allow easy installation.

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    106. Re:Money by ThatMegathronDude · · Score: 1

      XP SP2 didn't require SATA drivers on a floppy, and when it mattered, lots of machines still had floppy drives.

    107. Re:Money by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Hah, I just built a screaming water cooled gaming rig for far, far less than $2800. 4Ghz on 8 cores running at a cool 45 degrees C right now, and 3 graphics cards. 12GB memory and 2TB storage. I'm sorry, what does your apple machine do again?

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    108. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I salute you for going with the SW analogy and not invoking Godwin's!

    109. Re:Money by wordsnyc · · Score: 1

      I bought a Lenovo Thinkpad last year. It came with Windows 7 and some crapware, but not too much and not too intrusive. I put Ubuntu on it to dual-boot with Windows (in case I ever need Windows, which hasn't happened yet. The build quality is quite good and the keyboard is to die for. Incredibly good keyboard. Really. I hate Mac keyboards.

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    110. Re:Money by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      Well I only paid $2400, since, as I said, I got the educational discount. Which included a free $100 printer/scanner, and a $250 extended warranty that's already replaced my motherboard for free, and will replace my computer with a brand new one if I have another issue within the next year. On top of that I get a machine that lets me develop and test software for three major operating systems, and allows me to legally use the ONLY consumer-ready Unix O/S hassle free. But really, I love when gamers think their machines are top-dog. When I feel like getting in a hardware pissing contest I'll gladly shell out for a Mac Pro with 3Ghz on 12 cores, 2 workhorse graphics cards to power six 27" inch displays, 32GB of RAM and 8TB of storage.

    111. Re:Money by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      95 no, me yes, and I think 98 may have depended upon edition. The answer on 95 is easy: It predates the standardisation of bootable CDs.

    112. Re:Money by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      You don't get a valid key with OEM computers. See that one on the sticker attached to the computer? It's utterly useless. It's an OEM key, so no ordinary Windows installer will accept it.

    113. Re:Money by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

      I put mine on the highest mountain I can find, then I nuke them from orbit.

      I find it better to drop it into a deep ocean trench before nuking from orbit. That's where the gay whales hang out.

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    114. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but Darth Vader was paying very well

    115. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well - not really...

      Have you ever tried to get a "empty" clean (and bloatware-free) laptop at your local shop? Good luck my friend, good luck... You sure going to need it!

      Yes.. I know there are a few -very hard to find- shady outlet shops where you -if you are very lucky- can find an outdated model with crashed hard disk for a bargain price. And yes - I know there are a few hardware shopping sites (between numerous others) that are offering "software free" laptops buried deep within some obscure corners of their websites. Great!

      But -as I said try to get one at you local shop...

    116. Re:Money by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 2

      Well, that's a different argument then. You concede that there are venues that will sell a PC to the consumer setup just as they want it, and then claim that however no-one frequents these places as they prefer to go to the big name vendors. So your claim is that the free market is there, but no-one wants to take advantage of it.

      I'd agree with this conclusion: most people will just go to the big stores, but that isn't to say that there isn't an alternative.

      (Incidentally, for all those talking about the 'free market', this is exactly how it is supposed to work. There is only one thing the market cares about, and it isn't people's intentions, or desires, or what they think is the best thing to do, it is what they spend their money on. If what people spend their money on is different from what they think they ought to spend their money on, then don't blame the 'market', blame the consumer).

    117. Re:Money by TheLink · · Score: 1

      He/she can easily carry it and use it on a plane for 5-6 hours? :)

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    118. Re:Money by TheRealGrogan · · Score: 2

      You don't have to reinstall from that media. I never use it when I have to "format" people's computers, for that very reason. It puts back all the shitware. Using their product key on the sticker, I do a proper install of Windows and drivers, and I fix them up with free alternatives to things they may have had. (e.g. burning software for their dvd writer that may have come from the OEM, or OpenOffice). When they get it, they have a sensible, non crippling Antivirus program (Antivir is the one I mostly use) and no other rubbish in startup. When they get it back, it feels like a new computer for them. When I do this, they even have more disk space. Not only is there less crap, but I have repartitioned, deleting any OEM partitions with recovery data on them :-)

      It does sicken me. Nowadays when someone buys a new computer it can take me 2 to 3 hours to set up, clean up the rubbish, uninstall any 60 day McNorton shit (and run their respective removal tools) and finally do the things the customer actually wants. Most people don't lift a finger and I have to unpack the boxes when I arrive and turn them on for the first time, and accept Eulas and wait half an hour before it goes through the post install gyrations. Fuck... I might as well just redo it.

      I would never be happy with a brand name computer personally, but custom builds can't really compete on price which is all the sheeple waddling out of Wally World care about. "Hey, this one in the flyer says Intel too, and it's only $500. That guy is a crook!". They don't perceive the value in paying a little more for better quality hardware. I mean, why would you build a shit computer? It can be done cheaply (note that I'm talking about building/selling/supporting etc. not for personal use), but then it won't be much better than a Comcrap/HP with some crappy SiS chipset anyway. They may as well buy an Acer if they want a budget computer of reasonable quality.

    119. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Charge them for the clean-up? Or, alternatively, ask the people who need the clean-up if they could clean your house in return.

    120. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are pretty naive, aren't you?

    121. Re:Money by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      no, it WAS US that demanded it thanks to the "race to the bottom".

      Something to be said about overpaying for a Mac. I paid more, got less, and a new OS to experience. You do get what you pay for. I'm not saying you should buy Apple or be an Apple fanboy, but its things like this that make me glad I bought a mac. I just put in my OS disk and start over with everything working driver wise right then. No crapware to remove, no need for me to make my own disk image for restoring like I had to do on my wifes last laptop ... an HP ... loading with crap.

      Like you said, the main difference ... I can practically buy my wifes HP laptop with just the amount of taxes I paid on mine, but thats the cost of buying a laptop for a professional developer/occasional FPS/RTS gamer versus someone that uses a laptop to run thunderbird, chrome and itunes and occasionally some random Java apps.

      Like I said, not trying to sell a Mac, just DIY or go to your local computer shop and let them build you something, you'll pay more up front, but probably less depending on how much your time is worth. For me personally, it would have been cheaper to pay twice as much for my wifes laptop than it was to buy and put my time into reinstalling Windows with all the drivers, Office, ect. after you take into account the frustration that goes along with it.

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    122. Re:Money by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Seems not everyone at Sony is evil.

      To bad I hate the evil part so much the non-evil part has to suffer. If I have a choice I prefer to buy other brands. Things I cannot choose (CD's and perhaps blue rays. Didn't check) I will buy from them, for I don't like to pirate (not judging. You may choose to do so, but I prefer to buy good things, although I will check some things before buying and have CD's ripped to a library, for convenience).

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    123. Re:Money by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      If we wish to have a "clean" system, then we need to get rid of that subsidy by buying a copy of Windows on top of the OEM copy preloaded.

      Dunno about the US, but in the EU you are allowed to download/borrow a Windows CD and use your official license key (the one you got with your new system). Just don't share it unless you can be reasonably sure it will not be used to pirate (so no bittorrent).

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    124. Re:Money by penguinchris · · Score: 2

      I see what you're saying overall, but OS X really isn't "locked down so that it's harder to use non-approved products." Sure, iTunes, Quicktime, and now the Mac Store are installed... all of these things are optional to use, and don't bug you if you don't (although the quicktime libraries are used by most other software for media playback, you can use VLC and other alternatives too, which don't rely on quicktime - and there are plenty of alternative music players). The only thing from that list I use on my macbook pro is Quicktime, the latest version of which is quite nice, although I use VLC for a lot of videos too.

      I think perhaps what you're saying is that Apple steers you toward their monoculture of products designed for the Mac. Well, that's true. How could it be any different? They're not going to steer you toward products that aren't fully compatible. And it's the same deal with Linux... it all depends on third-party support. And third-party support for OS X is lightyears ahead of Linux. And there's nothing in OS X stopping you from trying to use any third-party solution that isn't "officially approved" - most any Linux program will work if you try hard enough (usually there's a better alternative anyway, so it isn't necessary), for one thing, and as I said already there's plenty of third-party support for almost anything you can think of.

      Again, any shortcomings are not because Apple is limiting anything. There's no approval process for things to work with Macs or OS X (like there is with for iOS). The OS X App Store is optional and you're free to install software you downloaded from the web, or got wherever. You're free to use any hardware that's compatible, and compatibility depends only upon the manufacturer making it compatible, not Apple deciding whether or not to allow it.

    125. Re:Money by hedleyroos · · Score: 1

      As far as laptops are concerned I agree with the GP. As you rightly point out it's not an issue with desktops. Btw, what percentage of desktops sold in the USA are branded?

    126. Re:Money by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      Agree 100%.

      If it bothers you that much, stop whining and go learn a bit about how a PC works.

      Personally, I mainly use a "roll your own" Linux distro (Gentoo) where I just install the software that I use rather than all the stuff that gets rolled into a big desktop environment like Gnome or KDE.

      But if Windows is your poison, then go buy the full CD and re-install from there. I've not used any later version of Windows than XP but even there, I read books and web sites about optimising it and build a streamlined installation with that also.

      If Mcafee & Symantec software was that good, then they wouldn't need to foist "free for a few months" versions on buyers of new laptops - but nobody forces you to buy it & there's nothing stopping you from uninstalling it.

      If a new PC increased in price by 100 pounds/dollars/euros with guarantees of no bloatware, the same people would also be complaining.

      So stop whining and take control of your life.

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    127. Re:Money by juasko · · Score: 1

      Exactly, and only way for the other companies to learn is that more people switch to mac. This is reason enough to get an mac instead of a windows PC.

      If more and more people do, which they allready do but not enough, eventually the other companies will glance at Apple an check what Apple is doing right and what they themselves are doing wrong.

      Now there are many other reasons for switching to a mac, but IMO this is allready a show stopper for many other brands. Sadly few who buy computers with bloatware understand they got bloatware in them. They belive their computers behave as they're supposed to :S.

      During my time as a mac user, I've never really seen any bloatware. Some small exeptions during a time period of nearly 20 years. In my almost as long experience with Windows PC, I nearly never seed a vendor not having bloatwares.

    128. Re:Money by mr_gorkajuice · · Score: 1

      Problem no. 1: Noone who actually needs your guide will read it. The slashdot crew can sit here and argue and discuss why it's not a problem and just how many potential work-arounds there are, and you'll all agree, and everyone who reads this will already know.

      Meanwhile, Joe Sixpack is still equally bothered by bloat/shovelware, and he doesn't read slashdot.

    129. Re:Money by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      I currently use a Macbook Pro too, from Fall 2009. My previous was a Thinkpad T61 from early 2008 (which I got pre-installed with Linux), which is still running strong as a server/torrent box. The aluminum macbook pros blow the thinkpads out of the water on build quality. And the LCD screen on the thinkpad is horrible (resolution is high, but it's dim and has unbelievably poor viewing angles). I think Thinkpads are pretty similar to what Mac laptops were like before they went to aluminum, to be fair.

      And yet, Thinkpads (other than the screens) blow away all the cheaper stuff I've handled! The Thinkpad was fairly similar in price to the MBP, and the specs aren't as good as you'd get as a base on a macbook pro. If you spec them the same they'll easily be roughly the same price.

      Even if you're not going to use OS X, I really see no reason why anyone would buy anything other than a MBP if you need a laptop... costs more, but it's not disposable like the cheaper options - quality is more than the difference in price higher. And OS X is pretty great, too.

    130. Re:Money by juasko · · Score: 1

      You say it's not a conspiracy, how can you say that, It's one of the moste exposed conspiracies in our modern world.

    131. Re:Money by juasko · · Score: 1

      Unless it's not listed as products he bought, and have a license to, he did not buy anything else than the hardware with installed os.
      The time they state the bloatware on the package and receipt. It will be a differint thing. But unless so he did not pay for anything else than the windows license and the hardware.

      I know what your saying, but it does not make it good etics or good bussiness manners to include bloatware without making the customer aware what's hes getting with the package.

      Compare it to ad companies harvesting your information without your permission. One thing to say hey we want this info from you, then you get this instead for free. Than to just force things i didn't ask for or got informed of at the time of purchase.

      Why not instead give a full retail price and then discount options depending what bloatware you choose to have. That would be a straight forward way.

    132. Re:Money by juasko · · Score: 1

      Why dont you use the mac for your presentations, it excels on that one very much.

      When it comes to not run as Admin on windows. That is hell, ok maybe not on Win7 have no experience there, but otherwice being an admin is a must on Windows. And why should that be so bad, I run as Admin on a mac and still don't have the windows troubles with being admin.

      Not used any linux flavor more than just tried it a few times. But beeing an admin user there is probably not any issue either, root though is sick and should be disabled by default. Maybe is on modern linux distributions.

    133. Re:Money by Blue_Wombat · · Score: 2
      And, to speed the machine up, make sure you straighten the cables as well.

      In the good old days of analog, data travelled as sine waves. Now its digital, If there's a kink in the cable then, while the 0s still tend to slip through, the 1s can get snagged and cause a jam.

    134. Re:Money by Blue_Wombat · · Score: 1

      I have tried to pay more for a bloatware-free PC. For my desktop, which was built to order, it was easy to get one with no bloatware and original windows media. It was, however, impossible to purchase a laptop that way from any vendor in this country (which isn't the US). And yes, I was perfectly willing to pay $50 more.

    135. Re:Money by juasko · · Score: 1

      That is plausible, but do you see the majority who buy these bloatware computers have knowledge to even know what an image is.

      This is a moment of irritation for those who are thecy enough. And generally all of them can fix it for them selves. But the general user don't even know that it's bloatware. They most probably even think its a vital part of the operatingsystem and thus afraid to move it out or fix anything.

      This is planely wrong, and usually all these people usually are to cheap to get a mac. Because a mac is the perfect computer to start of with for less IT knowlegable people. The mac is simple, non bloated, but still allows you to grow to a hardcore computer user when you are ready to do so.

      Windows, is really only for geeks. And while a Linux distro as ubuntu probably isn't to bad to start useing, it forces you to grow up on your geekness way too fast. On the mac you never need to become a geek, or should i instead label geek "power users". But nothing stops you either.

    136. Re:Money by juasko · · Score: 1

      There are not tons, there are a few legtime reasons for not getting a mac.

      But i never see any of them mentioned on slashdot.org or any other forum. Being a long time mac user I'm aware of it short comings. But interestingly I never see it accuesed for it's real short commings. But there are a few scenarious where I would not get an Mac. And there is only 1 scenario that includes a consumer. The other few scenarious are in the industrial segment.

    137. Re:Money by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      It's swings and roundabouts. Dell and the like pile it high and sell it cheap due to bulk purchasing.

      I am probably stating the obvious here but Norton, AOL(!) and all of the other companies that provide the crapware probably pay Dell 'per install' in the hope that whatever subscription service they are punting will be paid for once the trial period finishes.

      Techies can take advantage of the Dell business model by purchasing cheap equipment and uninstalling the crapware for a perfectly useable system. I can't see what the problem is with that.

    138. Re:Money by juasko · · Score: 1

      The microsoft tax, is not ha myth. But when you buy your bloatware computer your actually not only get the MS tax, you get the bloatware taxes too.

      In the end it's a cheaper computer looked at hardware. The MS tax actually makes the computer less expensive for the customer. The tax is paid in experience of that same hardware you bought.

    139. Re:Money by Enter+the+Shoggoth · · Score: 1

      I got a Mac as well. People always complain how expensive they are, but if you select the same hardware and software options at Dell, Lenovo or HP, you get to within 50 euros usually. It's just that Apple doesn't sell the crappy stuff.
      And even then a high end Dell Lattitude, isn't going to be as light and thin as an equivalent Macbook Pro.
      The only brand I've ever used that came close to the Apple build quality was an IBM laptop, I assume that even though it's Lenovo nowadays, that might still hold true.

      As far as I'm concerned, I'd buy a Macbook again in a heartbeat, and if it has to be a Windows laptop, then a Lenovo. If you can't afford that, then any cheapo laptop from the local supermarket is just as good as what else is available. And the cheapo laptop saves you a lot of money, so when it breaks, you throw it away and get another one.

      I wish people would stop pushing the "Apple build quality is excellent" line... I've purchased 2 iMac's and 3 Apple Branded notebooks over the last 5 years - out of five machines only one has been trouble free. Now with that said I do think the desktop machines are reasonably well made but I will never buy another Apple branded notebook again - the build quality is amongst the worst I've experienced.

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    140. Re:Money by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

      Someone has to serve Darth^H Jeff Vader his Penne A La Arrabiata, and make sure all the trays are wet ...

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    141. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You still need a valid key to activate though

      Which are also available to download from the internet :)

    142. Re:Money by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      I admit I live in Europe, but these local mom and pap computer stores serves mostly regular customers. Techies assemble their own computer which is slightly cheaper.

      Cheapest: Assemble it yourself
      2nd cheapest: Local non-chain computer store
      3rd cheapest: Local chain computer store
      2nd most expensive: Big computer chain
      Most expensive: Big brand name.

      It seems odd, but that is how the market looks when the knowledge gap is that big.

    143. Re:Money by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Except, the big brandnames with bloatware is not the cheapest. Any noname PC with just a standard version of Windows is cheaper. Only problem is that in some places all the private PC stores have been bought by the big chains that only sell expensive and crappy brandname PCs

    144. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Either download DBAN and run a zero-pass over it, or dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda
       
      Low level formatting isn't the same.

    145. Re:Money by martyros · · Score: 1

      Because they get paid a fortune to do so

      ...and there's no way for a consumer to tell the difference, when shopping for prices, between a crap-laden install and a clean one. All they see is, "Hey, Dell has this machine with identical specs for $50 cheaper!"

      This actually could be a market opportunity: come up with a label for non-crapware-laden (for example, "CleanBoot"), trademark it, define it precisely, and certify vendors to use it. Then instead of only seeing identical specs, they can see that the $50 one extra is "CleanBoot certified!" And if they look into what that means, they'll have your website describing the problem. Then even if they buy the Dell, they'll notice it's slow and think "I should have bought that clean-boot certified one. Next time..."

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    146. Re:Money by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      in modern days, low level format typically means zero-out the drives.

    147. Re:Money by martyros · · Score: 1

      Hmm, looks like Sony already tried something similar but screwed it up. Google for "Sony fresh start" and you'll see a bunch of headlines from 2008 about a feature Sony introduced that allowed you to buy a PC without bloatware. But unfortunately, it came off as "Pay $50 to remove bloatware". Further headlines say, Sony shamed into making FreshStart free. So it looks like a bit of a PR fiasco -- they were forced to keep the lower price, but not get the bloatware subsidy. As there are no results after July 2008 (two months after it was first introduced), I can only assume that they got rid of the option as soon as they possibly could.

      So to answer the original question: At the moment, there is absolutely no advantage for not installing bloatware. If you don't include it, people get pissed at you for charging more. So you're in a real no-win situation.

      I still think the "CleanBoot certified" is a good idea, but it would take some care to make sure it was positioned properly.

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    148. Re:Money by commodore6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>I know what your saying

      I don't think you do. AOL, Norton, and others PAY to have their software installed on the new computer. That payment reduces the retail price for you, the customer. It is similar to how product placements reduce the pricetag for newspapers & magazines.

      And I'm happy with that. I'd sooner pay a reduced price, than to have to pay $800 for my PC, $10 for my magazine, and $5 for my newspaper.

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    149. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are obviously confused or you have never uses a Mac. You don't have to use iTunes, QuickTime, the App store, or any other software you don't want to. There are multitudes of alternatives. Sourceforge is your friend.

      The 'price' meme has also been debunked. You won't find consistently cheaper hardware on Dell's site, HP's, Sony's, etc. I love how folks compare bulk sellers like tiger direct prices with a full fledged manufacturer.

      As to marketing, are you really implying that a company should encourage people to buy competitor.

    150. Re:Money by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I'll gladly shell out for a Mac Pro with 3Ghz on 12 cores, 2 workhorse graphics cards to power six 27" inch displays, 32GB of RAM and 8TB of storage. Sure, shell out 5k for that....

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    151. Re:Money by juasko · · Score: 1

      Yes, and all would be fine if I as consumer where informed of all the bloatware that are included.

      But when inte properly informed it's wrong.

    152. Re:Money by RabbitWho · · Score: 1

      "I am better than someone else because of the software I use."
      Nice man, real nice.

      The fact is you shouldn't have to reinstall windows or install linux on a new computer just to get it working properly. And an awful lot of people, like my parents for example, aren't going to realize what's causing them all the problems.

    153. Re:Money by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      $400 instead of $350 for the same machine? No, well say hello to bloatware!

      Eh... Yes. Even if that was the only difference, as long as I could be certain that there really was no bloatware. My time is valuable to me, and I'm willing to pay for quality.

      Other than "build-your-own" and maybe Apple, how can you be confident of not getting the bloatware, though? As far as I know, none of the big PC mass assemblers has even tried having a bloat-free model, let alone advertising it.

      Now, at least the PC bloatware is something that can be dealt with. I'd like to see DVDs and Blu-Rays where you could skip past the warnings and previews and ads and stuff before the movie that that you paid for an individual license for comes on. It's almost as if they WANT you to violate the DMCA...

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    154. Re:Money by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      If only consumers understood that. Most don't know what an OS is, they just expect to buy a computer that does general computer stuff.

      I used to work for a place that custom built PCs. We offered them sans-OS which caused people a lot of confusion to begin with. Even when they bought it with Windows and OpenOffice installed they would come back and complain that "Word and Excel aren't on there".

      People really don't understand how these things work, which is why you get all this bloatware. The customer will be unhappy if they can't make a music CD. Back in the 98/ME/XP days that required the vendor to install some crappy software to do it. Vista/7 can both do it themselves via Windows Media Player, but by that point most vendors either had existing relationships with software vendors or wrote their own anyway (e.g. Sony). Even with WMP it will confuse people if there isn't a "burn CD" icon on the desktop.

      The market is a hard one to operate in. The customer doesn't understand your product very well but expects a lot from it. You don't want to do anything that will result in a high number of returns or tech support requests. There is also a lot of pressure on price and crapware is a way to increase your profit margin significantly.

      ASUS managed to break the mould with the Linux powered EeePC, but even then they had far more returns of Linux models than the Windows XP ones. That is why almost all netbooks now come with Windows.

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    155. Re:Money by FictionPimp · · Score: 2

      I have bought 7 macbook pro's over the years for both home and work (3 for home, 4 for work), 3 mac mini's for work, and 30+ imacs for work.

      Not a single one has ever had trial-ware, or bloat-ware on it. They ship with OSX and a full version of iLife. Nothing more, nothing less.

    156. Re:Money by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      How is the mac 'locked down'? It is no different from windows in terms of installing software. You find software, download software, and install software. Just like microsoft, apple bundles some useful software into their OS such as a media player, web browser, etc.

      I use almost 100% open source software on my mac. There is no DRM and no lock out. This is not a iphone, this is a computer.

      Now what the next revisions of osx will do (I'm worried about the app store direction) time will tell.

    157. Re:Money by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      That is actually the reason why we stopped using parallel cables for HDDs and moved to Serial ATA. The data rate was so high that the bits sent in parallel would arrive out of sync because some took slightly longer than others to reach the other end of the cable. With a differential serial connection there is only one bit being sent at a time so it doesn't matter.

      Even buses on the motherboard are starting to suffer from this problem. On a 3GHz HyperTransport bus a state chage (0->1 or 1->0) can propagate about 13cm per clock cycle. Devices that use that bus can't be placed too far down the motherboard away from the CPU. PCI-E uses independent serial lanes to avoid this problem.

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    158. Re:Money by NotQuiteInsane · · Score: 1

      .... Do a zero-wipe instead.

      sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=16M

      Replace '16' with the buffer size of your HDD in megabytes...

      Wiping the first 1MB or 1GB (depending on your taste) is usually good enough, unless you're selling the machine. In which case, zero-wipe is mandatory!

    159. Re:Money by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Although I do build computers myself, i do not agree that its always cheaper. I find in the "low end" market, Dell has got it (because of their bulk manufacture, etc)

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    160. Re:Money by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      If you have little or no experienace in Windows 7/Linux, how can you compare and comment the way you have?

      Windows 7, has UAC, which although the user MAY be admin, they are logged on with a standard user token. If an app requires Admin rights, it is elevated via UAC box, and a secure screen (preventing rogue software form auto clicking the UAC box)

      MacOSX does the same, except it doesnt use a "secure screen" as such, but asks for the password instead.

      Linux, ditto, though users are non admin by default. Uses Sudo rights, and a password screen in most GUI distros.

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    161. Re:Money by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      The only solution is to ignore the stupid idea of "free market"

      Agreed.

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    162. Re:Money by juasko · · Score: 1

      inte=not in swedish... lol

    163. Re:Money by juasko · · Score: 1

      So does Vista, and Vista UAC isn't that well good or popular.

      Unless it's better in Win7 I assume it's quite the same, a pain.

      Well still using XP most except of OSX. And well not being an admin in XP is certanily a bad situation.

    164. Re:Money by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      One thing I do like about Macs is that its UNIX based so its easier to use all sorts of software from the Linux crowd as well.

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    165. Re:Money by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      When using nice computers is your job and not your hobby, that's really fine.

    166. Re:Money by awyeah · · Score: 1

      It's probably because most of us don't own Macs. The grass is always greener...

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    167. Re:Money by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      "there are ZERO options"

      Systemax doesn't do crapware on their windows preinstalls. So there's at least one option.

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    168. Re:Money by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      And I guess they've never heard of PC Decrapifier ?

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    169. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot: get off your ass a build your own. its REALLY not hard.

    170. Re:Money by shadowknot · · Score: 1

      It's also a good idea to take your hard drives out of the machine once in a while and shake them with the port ends facing down to ensure that any lazy data that has been stuck at the bottom of the drive gets cleaned out.

    171. Re:Money by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Last week I reinstalled Win7 Starter on my laptop using the mydigitallife ISO, removing ei.cfg, and choosing Starter. I used the sticker code from the bottom of the laptop.

      I think that was the case for XP, but it doesn't seem to be the case for 7. I think the logistics department at Redmond decided that they'd save way more cash by only having 2 DVDs.

      (I had to for BIOS updating...)

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    172. Re:Money by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't see how it's a "conspiracy", it's just a simple business transaction. The crapware vendors give Dell/HP money, and Dell/HP preload their Windows "distros" with crapware. However, unlike other "conspiracies", the consumer doesn't get screwed, instead he basically gets Windows for free (or even less than free, as the crapware-infested Windows versions of Dell usually cost less than the versions preloaded with Linux).

      I think it's silly how many people are complaining about this: for some reason, you think you're entitled to a full-blown version of Windows, without the crapware, for free. Sorry, it doesn't work that way. The reason Dell/HP can offer their computers so cheap is because of the crapware.

    173. Re:Money by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Somewhere in one of my moves I lost my MFM... I really liked the tones it made when it powered up and it was practically the only reason I kept it.

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    174. Re:Money by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Maybe it works with seven. But not for XP. I've many hours of struggling to attest to that one, and a few times I've had to resort to installing pirate editions for friends of the family just because I had no way to use their perfectly legitimate OEM licence.

    175. Re:Money by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I much prefer paying the real price for a laptop with my macbook and not having the shit software installed and as an added bonus I get a laptop that's not cheap plastic rubbish.

    176. Re:Money by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I agree that the licence requirements for XP were downright draconian. You had to have the exact right version of the sticker; if you had the OEM version you were SOL because you couldn't even get disks for it.

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    177. Re:Money by DerPflanz · · Score: 1

      If everybody would load Linux, the crapware becomes less profitable, and hardware prices go up. Basically, Linux' world domination would cause the end of cheap consumer electronics.

      The irony.

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    178. Re:Money by jarlsberg71 · · Score: 1

      I can't count the number of times that a friend/family member went and bought office but had trouble installing it cause the trial version was on their machine. Or even worse, they want to use the Key off the software they have with the trial version, and that doesn't work either.

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    179. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought a HP computer, so I should have a HP camera, and HP printer, and HP dildonics port [opendildonics.org]. ...

      I never would've believed this had my girlfriend, who works at target, not told me of the countless times people thought they had to have HP paper to use their HP printer and that somehow other paper wasn't compatible. Silly me for having faith in people

    180. Re:Money by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Well if it is like my shop we don't even carry laptops, instead we order them based on what the customers want. I learned a long time ago that laptops are here today, old later today and the prices are so volatile carrying any stock of the things ends up biting you in the ass.

      But for just $65 over the cost of the laptop shipped I give my customers the "it just works" package, where it is clean as a whistle, it has a real full AV, not some time limited crap, it is programmed to update, clean, defrag the reg and HDD, and will even check once a week to see if there are updates to the most popular third party apps like flash, hell I even give them a full burning suite.

      So I bet if you talked to your local mom&pop they probably have something similar set up, and once you've had one with the "it just works" setup you really don't want to go back. I've got a customer about to hand me $150 and a box of parts because he wanted a new desktop to go with his new widescreen and after setting up his laptop he'd rather pay the difference and have a "it just works" desktop than deal with all the bloatware and setup crap. When I'm done all he has to do is flip the switch and go, and people are happy to pay for that ease of use, which I'm happy to provide ;-)

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    181. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a core fix to this problem: http://www.signature.microsoft.com

      Even with razor thin PC margins, the superior PC business model is to deliver value, enable choice, design for customer satisfaction and earn loyalty.

    182. Re:Money by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I've seen it, only because when I'm out shopping I'm looking for the best deal. Since it appears that I know what I'm looking at, and for some strange reason people think I'm approachable. I suppose people can really misjudge people.

          I've probably heard every dumb thing customers can ask. If they aren't asking me, they're asking salesmen within earshot. Every time I hear it, I lose a little more faith in humanity. Marketing almost always beats common sense.

          I had fun a few months back. I needed a new monitor. I was had picked a nice Asus 24" LCD. It was on sale, and a pretty good deal. One of the salesmen made the mistake of approaching me. I swear, I usually have the "all salesmen should fuck off" aura. I guess I forgot to turn it on. That or maybe he thought I was going to shoplift it. :) Anyways, he came over, and kept asking questions, so I went straight into my dumb-customer mode.

          "like, a friend of mine built me a computer. He said it had an aaasooz board thing in it. Will this aaasooz screenie thing work with it?". I kept it up for about a minute, and then laughed and told him I was fucking with him. :) He was very relieved that I wasn't another dumb customer. And hey, he still got his commission, so all was good. At least he didn't have to answer too many dumb questions while I contemplated if I really wanted one.

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    183. Re:Money by quantumphaze · · Score: 1

      Actually, Microsoft makes the Windows 7 DVD images available for download as part of Technet. Burn it to a DVD (or mount it with VMWare/VirtualBox) and you're good to go. You still need a valid key to activate though.

      Is there one for Vista? (My laptop has a licence, may as well use it)

    184. Re:Money by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      I used to work for them, in repairs. The crap is their hardware- cheap pieces of shit motherboards (used to be Biostar, now mostly MSI. High failure rates all around), usually very shitty RAM (Rendition or worse, which is not the same as Crucial), but the most troubling:

      VERY little testing. Seriously, the most ANYTHING gets tested is a ~1 hour automated load process, and 5 minutes checking the very basic functionality, like whether sound works. There is no real stress test, and if it is part of a bulk order (with cloned drives), there isn't even the load process to stress it.

      Oh, and, don't ever expect to be able to get replacement parts after the warranty ends- they simply CANNOT get ANYTHING- you will be stuck dealing with 3rd party sources, hoping you can get what you need.

      (BTW, Systemax Inc also owns TigerDirect, and acts the same)

  2. Not going to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Keep wishing, do you think anyone would purposely install that software off a thumb drive?

  3. and by sentientbeing · · Score: 1

    Also get rid of that MS Works POS. Never used it in 15 years

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    1. Re:and by vux984 · · Score: 2

      Your wish has been granted.

      Microsoft Works has been discontinued, and instead you get a defeatured nagware adsupported version of Office 2010 "Starter".

    2. Re:and by Rifter13 · · Score: 1

      I use works on my netbook.

      It's free, and I don't need a FULL version of office. It works great. I don't know why you have to apply the hate to Works. It does a passable job for what it is intended to do. Most of the bloat, doesn't. I tried to use Google Docs, but found my connection at school wasn't reliable enough. So, Works + Dropbox lets me have access to my notes everywhere, and backs them up on the fly.

    3. Re:and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Open Office. 'Nuff said.

    4. Re:and by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Get rid of that MS Windows POS too.

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    5. Re:and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works HAD and easy to use, if simple, database system.

      Then they felt they had to shit all over it and force people to office.

    6. Re:and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      MS POS. Was that before, or after, MS DOS?

    7. Re:and by black3d · · Score: 1

      If you've never used it, how do you know it's a POS?

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    8. Re:and by nzap · · Score: 1

      I prefer something open source, like LibreOffice.

    9. Re:and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer something open source, like LibreOffice.

      I've never wanted to vomit into my facepalm more violently than after reading that comment. Oh the self-righteousness! (WHARFFSPLATTER)

  4. Profit Margins by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    The problem is that PC makers have pursued the lowest common denominator so long that their very slim profit margins probably only exist because of the third party software. I look at the price of some of the systems out there, and I can only assume that without 30-day Office 2010 trial editions and all the other crap they'd probably be in the hole.

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    1. Re:Profit Margins by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      I look at the price of some of the systems out there, and I can only assume that without 30-day Office 2010 trial editions and all the other crap they'd probably be in the hole.

      Oh, they wouldn't be in the hole - just that some other OEM would beat them on price, which would (assuming the other OEM actually did a decent job of it) put HP and Dell in a bit of a bind. It could also force OEMs to go grey-market, use "house brand" (read: cheap-as-hell) parts, or latch high-spec'd components onto a slower mobo, or... ...or, they'd just raise the price nice and slowly, so you wouldn't notice without a very close watch over things. They actually have some room to do that, but could only go so high before folks would start looking at Apple and going "you know, I could spend only $x more and get..."

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    2. Re:Profit Margins by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Crapware doesn't bother me so much on Dells, for instance, because they provide an OEM copy of the operating system along with a driver CD, so I can just blow the factory install, install the basic copy of Windows with the drivers. It's guys like Acer and HP, which force the recovery disk scenario, which means all the bloatware they've forced on you just reappears anyways.

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  5. Solution? by lyinhart · · Score: 1

    Eh. Buy the business versions of computers instead. They're comparable in price to their home equivalents, and lack the trialware.

    I still remember when I got my first computer though. There were some demos preinstalled, but there were also full versions of software as well on CDs - a few games, Encarta, etc. Plus, it came with a thick book with detailed technical descriptions of the computer (keep in mind this was a "home user" system) that was comparable to a textbook. Good stuff.

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    1. Re:Solution? by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 0

      What are you, 60 years old?

    2. Re:Solution? by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      You don't need to be a senior citizen to remember when PCs came with actual user manuals and proper OS install disks.

      It helps if you didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday though.

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    3. Re:Solution? by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      All that stuff came with computers in the 486 days in the mid/early 90s.

    4. Re:Solution? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      What are you, 60 years old?

      I'm 57 and I remember when documentation included the source code of the OS and schematics. None of the 'restore CD' nonsense. We had to type the damned stuff in. Tech support? That's what your soldering iron was for.

      But it's late and the nurse tells me it's time for my afternoon meds so I don't get all crochety and weird. But, if you don't mind - get off my lawn.

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    5. Re:Solution? by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      Eh. Buy the business versions of computers instead. They're comparable in price to their home equivalents, and lack the trialware.

      I still remember when I got my first computer though. There were some demos preinstalled, but there were also full versions of software as well on CDs - a few games, Encarta, etc. Plus, it came with a thick book with detailed technical descriptions of the computer (keep in mind this was a "home user" system) that was comparable to a textbook. Good stuff.

      That requires informed consumers. What about all the people that "just need a computer" so they can go on Facebook or whatever? Although they aren't savvy enough to know they should get the business PC, they still hate how slow their new computer is, and it upsets them.

      Sure, slashdot users know how to get around the bloatware, but the article is talking about getting rid of it for everyone, for the sake of the PC industry. And its a worthy suggestion I think.

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    6. Re:Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real IBM PC came with BIOS listing.

    7. Re:Solution? by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

      Yup, I had an original IBM PC and one of the coolest things was the manual came with the complete schematics and source code of the BIOS in the manual. I even used them to track down and replace a chip on the board. I am sure that helped jumpstart the early PC clone market :).

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    8. Re:Solution? by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Goddamn fuckin' whippersnapper little peckers.

      I actually remember those days as well. More to the point, I had forgotten them long ago. Last time I got an HP box I uninstalled just about everything that wasn't absolutely positively necessary for the damn thing to work.

    9. Re:Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was a kid I thought there would be a driver implementation guide that explained the ports, registers, memory access, etc. in the SBPro user manual.
      How wide-eyed and hopeful I was.

    10. Re:Solution? by RichM · · Score: 2

      My first computer (a Sinclair ZX81), came with all kinds of neat stuff like port diagrams and information about how the CPU works IIRC.
      You'd never catch someone like Apple doing that these days, which is a bit sad really.

    11. Re:Solution? by xero314 · · Score: 1

      I'm hardly over half that and I remember when computers came with user manuals that included not only how to use the OS, but also the hardware layout and machine code reference. I don't recall install disks because this was before hard drives where common place and the OS was either built into RAM or included on a floppy disk, no install required. I mean these kids of packages were quite popular in the 80s and continued until the early 90s.

    12. Re:Solution? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      What about all the people that "just need a computer" so they can go on Facebook or whatever?

      I suspect that this is where the tablet market will find its biggest demographic...

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    13. Re:Solution? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "absotively, posilutely".
      Kids these days.

    14. Re:Solution? by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      What about all the people that "just need a computer" so they can go on Facebook or whatever?

      I suspect that this is where the tablet market will find its biggest demographic...

      Well, I agree with that. But we're not there yet (soon!). I would still appreciate it if PC makers didn't put crapware on machines in the meantime. For my mom's sake. Though I'll probably get her an iPad once the next one comes out. After I get myself a Xoom.
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    15. Re:Solution? by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      Sigh. The good old days, when the main difference between the Vic-20's user manual and the Vic-20 programmer's reference guide was the amount of detail in the memory map and the mini 6502 assembly-language reference guide. And, by extension, the era when a single person actually COULD have a pretty good understanding of the entire computer and how it all worked together. Now, you can't even find a coherent explanation of how Intel power management works if you spend the weekend hunting online, let alone get it neatly presented in anything that resembles a user manual sold with a high-end laptop (well, not if you want any more detail than being told you can choose between "max battery life" and "max performance").

      Hell, I remember getting Borland Turbo C++ in college. The UPS guy almost needed a forklift to get the box up to my dorm room. Literally, 2 or 3 cubic feet of books, plus ~50 floppy disks (I could be wrong, but I think later versions that included support for both DOS & Windows came with almost 200 floppies and took most of the day to install).

      I remember buying Photoshop 3 for the student price of $89 my senior year, and feeling cheated because it only came with a ~300 page manual. I don't think Photoshop CS5 even HAS bound documentation.

    16. Re:Solution? by WarmNoodles · · Score: 1

      I remember my first computer, came with binders of documentation on just how to switch IPL the system, and at the time, we thought the boot sector was Bloatware.

      Now have a nice day and get off my lawn before its nuked from Or**Carrier Lost**
       

    17. Re:Solution? by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      I've always told my grandparents not to bother with computers. (they're almost 90). The iPad is the first computer device that I think they'd actually might be able to use. Set up a WiFi access point and configure things, and they might even be able to use some internet.

      I think that even to consider that means that everybody younger than about 75 can probably use one very comfortably. That's a huge potential market, even if a lot of them own a PC today. My guess is that within 5 years tablets are the primary form factor at home, replacing netbooks, laptops and desktops. Only business and high end gaming will not move to these.

      I think that Google and Apple are seeing this and trying to create enough momentum that MS can't catch up. It might break their OS monopoly, like the IE dominance has been dwindling over the past couple of years as well. I think MS is terrified of that scenario, but apparently they haven't found an answer yet and are lagging seriously behind.

      It will be interesting how this plays out.

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    18. Re:Solution? by mikestew · · Score: 1

      You'd never catch someone like Apple doing that these days, which is a bit sad really.

      I write Mac OS software and I don't care that Apple, or any other manufacturer for that matter, don't do that. What would I do with it? Yeah, thirty years ago that kind of information was handy when I had my Atari 800. Now? Show me where to put the memory, show me how to swap out the hard drive (which Apple does), and that is about the sum total of what I care to know about the hardware. Yeah, I'll go take a peek at teardowns on iFixIt, but it's not like having pin-outs is going to do me much good.

      And that's me, someone who has been poking at computing machinery as an amateur and professional for decades. Your average user? Man, what a waste of paper that would be. It's nice to remember the good ol' days, but the average folks buying Sinclairs back in the day aren't the average iMac purchaser of today.

    19. Re:Solution? by adolf · · Score: 2

      When I was a kid, we had an XT made by AT&T. It included a hefty set of manuals, on heavy stock, in 3-ring binders, with 5-sided boxes to keep them tidy on the shelf. There was an MS-DOS manual, a GW-BASIC manual, and a system manual -- the latter of which I never tore into much -- and maybe another book, too. (It's been a long time.)

      It wasn't anything as voluminous as the set of VMS manuals that a girl I dated later had on her bookshelf, but it was plenty to keep my 8- or 9-year-old brain occupied as bedtime reading.

      IIRC, the programming manual for my Soundblaster 1.5 was available separately, for a fee. The manual that was included with the card was pretty sparse by the standards of the day, but compared to now, was a volume of information.

      Modems, at least, included real books. Nowadays, winmodems generally work just fine, but trying to find a list of supported AT commands is like picking ticks from the ass of a rhino.

    20. Re:Solution? by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      What about all the people that "just need a computer" so they can go on Facebook or whatever?

      They subsidize the rest of us. Sad but true.

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    21. Re:Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I buy alot of HP's if they ship with DVD's and not just a restore partition, then the restore DVD's are free of bloat/crapware.

      plug in, boot up
      press F11 to restore
      insert DVD
      let it do its thing.

      i've also noticed that they ship with alot less now with win7 than they did with vista/xp

    22. Re:Solution? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      I still remember when I got my first computer though. There were some demos preinstalled, but there were also full versions of software as well on CDs - a few games, Encarta, etc.

      I remember when I got my first computer, there was no OS -- I had to install that, the HD was blank.
      ( I build my own systems still, just to retain the OS options -- Some bundled hardware + OS has no driver support for multiple OSs )

      I remember when I got my second computer -- an Osborne 1. It was "Portable" (if you call 25 Lbs portable) it came with an OS (CPM, IIRC), but if I wanted to do anything with it I had to code it myself (on a built-in 5 inch green-monochrome screen). That was the last time I bought a computer pre-built. It was (an is even more so today) very easy and much cheaper to build my own... I remember attending only one "Build or Buy a new PC" SIG (special interest group) at my local computer club -- Considering the retarded price difference (literally, a slower price increase) of the assemble it yourself models and ease of construction, I couldn't see why anyone with a few Philips' screwdrivers handy was buying pre-built machines.

      At least the input devices back then were usable, and the machines were programmable. My great grand niece showed me her new tablet PC -- There was no keyboard so I pulled a Scotty (Star Trek IV) and tried talking to it -- WTF, either give me mechanical keys or damn good voice recognition; neither = failure. I asked her if she had written any software for it, and she said she had yet to pay the developer's fee to begin doing so... Dev Fee?! You PAY to write your OWN CODE now? And the price! I showed her a full featured laptop that I build for the same price and nearly had to pick her jaw up off the floor.

      Now, Get off my lawn, and take your factory build bullshit with you.

    23. Re:Solution? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Early versions of MS-DOS came with MASM.

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    24. Re:Solution? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's never going to be a point where consumers are perfectly informed about everything they purchase. Are car buyers all savvy about which models are easier to work on, and will cost less for maintenance (or be less of a PITA if they do it themselves)? Are car buyers savvy about which models/brands have better ABS or traction control algorithms than others? There's never going to be a point where people are perfectly informed, because the only way to become perfectly informed is to build the entire thing yourself.

      However, things are a lot better now, because instead of just being a dumb sheep consumer, you can do a quick Google search about the models you're considering and read other peoples' opinions of them, read professional reviews of them, read the manufacturers' official literature about them (instead of listening to some stupid-ass salesman who doesn't know what he's talking about), etc.

      As always, caveat emptor: buyer beware. It's the buyer's responsibility to do the proper research before shelling out $500-2000 on a computer. It's excusable to not do any research before buying a $5 widget, but not doing any research before buying something equal to perhaps 2 weeks' worth of wages is just idiotic.

    25. Re:Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you, 60 years old?

      Are you kidding me? GP talks about his first computer have preinstalled software and other stuff on CDs, and you think he's 60? I'm only 38, and my first computer had nothing preinstalled because it didn't come with a disk drive, and had no CDs because they hadn't been invented yet.

      What are you, 15 years old?

  6. How are you going to replace the revenue? by rminsk · · Score: 1

    Software companies pay the vendors to include the bloatware. HP and Dell are making tons of money including all the extra bloat. How are you going to replace the revenue stream?

    1. Re:How are you going to replace the revenue? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Well, they could install it by default, but give the end user the ability to not install it in the future. Which is a pretty reasonable compromise, people that don't want it could just put the install CD in immediately and never have to worry about it. The main problem I have with it is that they would make it impossible to install the OS again without including the bloatware or going to ridiculous extremes to avoid it. If you're reinstalling the OS and you're opting not to install the bloatware, I think that it's pretty clear that you're not going to be using it anyways.

    2. Re:How are you going to replace the revenue? by pipatron · · Score: 1

      Doing this would most probably give them less money from the advertisers (yes, that's what they are). The more intrusive they are, the more money it's worth.

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    3. Re:How are you going to replace the revenue? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      How are they going to replace the revenue from the sales lost because their bloatware is driving away customers?

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    4. Re:How are you going to replace the revenue? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Sure, but do you really want your product viewed in such a negative light? Even without knowing more about the product, I'm never going to pay for PC-Cillin because of the way I first came into contact with it. And I'd venture that I'm not the only one. Somehow a program running at 99% of your CPU run time upon first boot isn't something that most people look for in an anti-virus product.

    5. Re:How are you going to replace the revenue? by nzap · · Score: 1

      How is Apple going to replace all the revenue they lose from the trillions of technically informed users who don't appreciate lockdown? Oh wait...

  7. Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by RobertM1968 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bloatware is generally on a computer to help subsidize the cost down to "commodity item" prices. Removing the bloatware will increase the price of a computer. As the majority of people would prefer a cheap computer (with bloatware) over one with no bloatware, this is something unlikely to change.

    That aside, and possibly also related to this, bloatware of certain categories helps fund the support marketplace. Most notably are things like trial antivirus software, that numerous computer purchasers let the trial expire and no longer receive definition updates, putting them at risk of malware infections. I've had a lot of customers come in with infected machines and tell me "but I had CrappyTrial 2011 installed" - at which point I find that the trialware subscription service expired 3 months ago. As sad as it is, I know it helps our business gain tech work. And I am sure it helps the big box places as well.

    Other options include having a machine custom built - which of course will mean paying more, since there are generally no bloatware subsidies. At least on a PC, it's pretty easy to remove the bloatware.

    1. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Some of the cheapest machines come without any OS at all. It's also pretty easy to beat name brand OEMs with quasi-DIY sellers on the web.
      So the idea that all machines need to be subsidized through shovelware and bloatware is a little absurd.

      The OS itself plays a large part in this.

      Some stuff is just bloated by itself even if you install it off of OEM disks without adding any other nonsense.

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    2. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Some of the cheapest machines come without any OS at all.

      But are pieces of crap I would not wish on my worst enemy. Virtually NO Windows machine built by any decent sized OEM comes without bloatware.

      It's also pretty easy to beat name brand OEMs with quasi-DIY sellers on the web.

      As I suggested. Though I beg to differ on the pricing - except, as noted, when one buys an el-crappo machine. I can build one for $200 - but it will barely run Windows 7 and decent sized apps like Office 2010 and say... Quickbooks 2010 at the same time. ;-)

      So the idea that all machines need to be subsidized through shovelware and bloatware is a little absurd.

      The OS itself plays a large part in this.

      Some stuff is just bloated by itself even if you install it off of OEM disks without adding any other nonsense.

      Because the OEM disks often include the bloatware slipstreamed into them. One notable exception, back in the day, was Dell, which provided an OS disk, a driver disk (or disks) and a bunch of bloatware disks (and even those didnt always include all the bloatware that came on the machine). Others, like the HP Restore Sets, image the machine to the exact way it was when it was shipped to the retailer; bloatware and all.

    3. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>> Bloatware is generally on a computer to help subsidize the cost down to "commodity item" prices. Removing the bloatware will increase the price of a computer

      This is somewhat debatable given the fact that HP has a "Department of Bloatware" (that is not the official name). May be 50 bucks a piece is what is left after accounting for the cost the department. Even if the difference was a little more than that, if a customer called in about three times, whatever profit was made vanishes fielding those three calls. It is more likely that someone would call about the very same bloatware that HP tried to subsidize the unit with.

    4. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Bloatware is generally on a computer to help subsidize the cost down to "commodity item" prices.

      Yeah, that's the company line, but there doesn't seem to be any correlation between the quantity of bloatware and the markup of a machine. At least, that's what I'd expect to see if the manufacturers were truly using it to keep costs low. I can only conclude, then, that the bloatware is bloating the manufacturer's profits rather than the consumer's wallet.

    5. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      When I speak of "OEM" disks I am not talking about "recovery disks".

      I am talking about a real OS install disk (old school style). Although this is a cost itself.

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    6. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone insists on taking this topic in the wrong direction. This is not about crapware installed before you buy the computer--which is bad enough--this is about unnecessary software, such as all the extra stuff that comes with HP printer drivers and Adobe pdf readers. There is no apparent reason for HP printer drivers to run into the 100's of MB's, nor pdf readers.

    7. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      That aside, and possibly also related to this, bloatware of certain categories helps fund the support marketplace.

      Isn't that the old broken window fallacy?

    8. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the majority of people would prefer a cheap computer (with bloatware) over one with no bloatware

      I actually think that is false, most people don't understand the difference. I take my brother as a prime example. He bought a new dell laptop, it was actually pretty damn beefy and he just wanted it to work fast. Within a month he physically threw it across the room, but some miracle the only thing that broke was the hard drive which I replaced for him and reinstalled windows. He could not believe the difference in speed, claiming I must have done something else to the machine and why the fuck was dell making the machine intentionally so slow. If he had had a choice between bloatware and a fast machine for a a littl emore money he would have chosen the faster machine.

    9. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      When I speak of "OEM" disks I am not talking about "recovery disks".

      I am talking about a real OS install disk (old school style). Although this is a cost itself.

      Ah, apologies. That would fit the scenario I described above about Dell's OEM disks then. The only difference with them and ones that could be purchased from places like NewEgg were that the Dell ones were Dell branded (the magentas and purples, and with the Dell logo) and had Dell specific OEM mass-install key support (ie: one disk would support a massive set of machines and their keys).

      Of course, Microsoft (since the pre-release days of Vista) has done their best to convince OEMs to not provide such disks, and instead offer restore alternatives that are tied to the specific hardware (with a restore partition/program being the preferred method, followed by restore disks or a restore disk builder that created machine specific image restore disks - which of course meant "might as well include the crapware" since it was easier that way). In that, I can't fault the OEMs too much for that (at least not the ones that previously provided actual OEM Windows disks).

    10. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Bloatware is generally on a computer to help subsidize the cost down to "commodity item" prices.

      Yeah, that's the company line, but there doesn't seem to be any correlation between the quantity of bloatware and the markup of a machine. At least, that's what I'd expect to see if the manufacturers were truly using it to keep costs low. I can only conclude, then, that the bloatware is bloating the manufacturer's profits rather than the consumer's wallet.

      Though I wont outright disagree with this, I also won't outright agree with it. Computer technology has been aggressively improving in certain areas, and in some of those areas, the pricing does not make sense with the costs of plain ol' hardware. I do suspect that on some machines, there is a greater margin to be made, even with the bloatware (or the amount of bloatware), but you must remember, that's normal and par for the course. It has been that way since before machines started coming with bloatware. It's like buying a $50 inkjet printer - the profit is near zero... but buying a $1,000 inkjet actually has a decent little profit margin with it. Computers are much the same. So, in a way, I guess you are correct. But it simply doesn't seem too relevant because that's the way it's always been. Also, I suspect the OEMs get better deals for agreeing to install "Crapware X" on all desktop home PCs, and "Crapware Y" on all home user laptops - all while the markup on the higher end machines is still a higher markup (just like in the past before the advent of crapware installation).

    11. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Everyone insists on taking this topic in the wrong direction. This is not about crapware installed before you buy the computer--which is bad enough--this is about unnecessary software, such as all the extra stuff that comes with HP printer drivers and Adobe pdf readers. There is no apparent reason for HP printer drivers to run into the 100's of MB's, nor pdf readers.

      Agreed. Some of it is laziness... like the "fits everything 32bit" or "fits everything 64bit" printer drivers. And the rest of it is... well... laziness (in coding) too. In some cases, some vendors have claimed it's to circumvent weirdness/bugs/unexpected results in Windows itself. I am not well enough versed on the current state of the back end of Windows to know how true that remains, but it definitely did apply in the past (where developers would either rely on quirks in the Windows code, or have to write around quirks in the Windows code). And of course, in some cases, it's to try to have as much platform independent stuff in the code as possible. OpenOffice is supposedly an example of this. By not tying it to Windows specific calls, it has allowed for MacOSX, Linux and OS/2 versions with very little additional work - at the cost of having a very large program.

      Now, some software writers don't have such excuses - namely Microsoft (have you seen the size of Office 2010?). But that's probably a debate for another topic.

    12. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      That aside, and possibly also related to this, bloatware of certain categories helps fund the support marketplace.

      Isn't that the old broken window fallacy?

      Experience indicates it is not. Of new and recent purchase machines we see/saw for malware issues (both here, and when I worked for CompUSA), the vast majority of them were there because a piece of AV trialware expired and wasn't protecting their systems. I know Microsoft for one, has bragged to us at CompUSA how their latest debacle is good because it will make us money. Kinda like the minimum recommended requirements of some of their products (that will barely get the machine booting, much less running something like Office 2010). One example from the past was when, before the Win95 release, I took an idiot with a chair and the Programming Manager for Win95 to task over the incorrect requirements printed on the original Win95 box (4MB instead of the 8MB required for installation), and they said (paraphrased) "(we) should be happy because (we) would be making more money off upgrades from people who erroneously bought it for an underpowered machine" (this was during a nationwide teleconference (one way voice and video of them, two way voice via phone and video) with all the CompUSA stores' tech people and GMs). BTW, they were not enthused with my call (or my prior one). On the first call, they blocked our call-in number, so my GM gave me his phone to make the second call from. On the second call, at the end of the call, they asked to speak to my tech manager... I offered to do one better for them by giving them my store manager - they hung up rather frustrated. I think parts of their "involvement" and "pressure" on CompUSA in such things may have become part of the evidence submitted in the DOJ case...

      But I digress... the point is, I suspect that such things haven't really changed. If you buy a machine, it does not come with a warranty that covers software related issues. The OEMs make a decent amount of money on such support calls. Presumably, so does Microsoft. I'm not saying it's the reason - I am though saying it is an arrangement beneficial to the OEMs, Microsoft and support markets - one which I am sure they are happy with.

    13. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      As the majority of people would prefer a cheap computer (with bloatware) over one with no bloatware

      I actually think that is false, most people don't understand the difference. I take my brother as a prime example. He bought a new dell laptop, it was actually pretty damn beefy and he just wanted it to work fast. Within a month he physically threw it across the room, but some miracle the only thing that broke was the hard drive which I replaced for him and reinstalled windows. He could not believe the difference in speed, claiming I must have done something else to the machine and why the fuck was dell making the machine intentionally so slow. If he had had a choice between bloatware and a fast machine for a a littl emore money he would have chosen the faster machine.

      The "most people don't understand the difference" part of your statement is the part you are forgetting. They don't know a lot of the problem is bloatware. And they want a cheap machine - not one that will cost $100 more. So... after the fact, with the help of someone technologically savvy (namely you) he realized the cause and came to that conclusion. Most people do not have that luxury, and just want a cheap machine.

    14. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the old broken window fallacy?

      Not unless the argument is that it causes a positive benefit to the economy and thus is good for society.

      I don't read a positive spin. so I don't think that was being argued, but rather that perhaps there is collusion between the manufacturers, bloatware vendors, and tech support firms to the detriment of consumers.

    15. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Not always. The companies that make the crapware pay the manufacturers to include it, so it can offset a lot of the licensing costs of the OS, and possibly even eat into the overall price of the hardware. You won't be able to build a system, even without an OS, for the same price a volume-builder can. You can build a better one for slightly more, but you can't get the same quality and specs at the same price.

    16. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like which ones for instance? I work at staples, and when a computer is on a good sale, the machine can be two hundred off or more easily. Are you say cheaper than sale prices or cheaper then regular prices?

    17. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's simply for more profits. They're not doing it as a favor to consumers. If they lower their prices, it's to beat competitors' prices, not because they're getting more money from loading a machine full of junk. If they can get away with loading it full of crap and selling it for more, they would.

    18. Re:Easy to do... at a price. Won't happen. by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Hey, we get cheap hardware, free windows, and install Linux. If you ever need to run windows, it's there. All that other crap can be deleted.

  8. One can only hope... by n1hilist · · Score: 1

    Apart from the obvious reasons, one of the things that vendors should take seriously is the initial impression a bloated system has on their reputation. Joe Average is going to get a bitter taste in their mouth when that fancy new laptop is bugged down with crap.

    What they should really do is have a Startup menu on first boot that shows a list of special deals & promotions with quick and easy download links for popular free and commercial software and/or have the installation files on the drive that one can delete, but definately not pre-installed.

    It doesn't bother geeks, the first thing I do is image the drive (in case I want to re-sell the machine) and slap on a clean image of my OS.

    1. Re:One can only hope... by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

      vendors should take seriously is the initial impression a bloated system has on their reputation

      OK, upwards of 30 years past the beginning of the "microcomputer revolution," vendors are supposed to become aware of "the initial impression a bloated system has on their reputation?" What for? Who cares? What consumer gives a crap? Most consumers may even be pleased they're getting something for nothing, or the appearance of it anyway. Not being able to deal with bloatware is grounds for exclusion even from slashdot. Dude, if you can't even deal with that, how did you end up on this forum?

      Sorry to be harsh, and I gather the above doesn't really apply to you in particular, but the question/complaint in TFA is utterly and completely ridiculous. It is sappy whining about a standard part of computer system commerce.

    2. Re:One can only hope... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I suspect that the one really pissed is Microsoft.

      The vendor, at least, gets paid, and all their competitors are doing the same thing; but Microsoft doesn't see the cash, and the bloatware makes them look pathetic next to OSX, even in areas where they don't deserve it.

      Slave for months getting Windows N+1 to boot really fast? Hahah, suckers, HP just signed a deal with 3 AV companies at once... Kiss your positive consumer perception goodbye.

    3. Re:One can only hope... by pipatron · · Score: 1

      Joe Average have no idea that his fancy new laptop is bugged down with crap because he doesn't know about any alternative, and only use the computer once a day to check facebook.

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    4. Re:One can only hope... by RooftopActivity · · Score: 2

      It doesn't bother geeks, the first thing I do is image the drive (in case I want to re-sell the machine) and slap on a clean image of my OS.

      Why would you save an image of the crap for the purpose of reselling the machine? Aren't you just adding to the problem? Surely, as a self proclaimed geek, it's your responsibility to eventually sell that machine with a clean image.

    5. Re:One can only hope... by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Just to add to what you said above, though I disagree with the tone, most end users are so far abstracted from even the most basic forms of understanding of how and what the computer actually does when it does it, that they would be unaware that it was the shovelware causing the problem. Many times users throw away perfectly good hardware because of purely software related problems. Happens all the time. Poorly/improperly configured software is by far the most common reason for "getting a new computer" than any other reason. As you point out, well established companies like Dell and HP are not worried about this-- far the opposite, they stand to make many more sales as a result of such shovelware screwing up. The shovelware is basically useless for any other purpose in most cases, and the end user is not properly educated enough to realize this.

      In other cases, the shovelware is actually somewhat useful. The OEM redistributed copies of PowerDVD come to mind. While not exactly the most fantastical DVD playback software on the planet (Especially since it puts hentai tentacles into file type associations that it has no business messing with. [.mid, seriously powerDVD? You expect users to play mid files in your player? By default? Are you on crack?]) it DOES do the job without much additional whining about trial expirations or upgrading to pro versions, and it DOES give you a valid (if crappy) MPEG2 codec on a windows box that from a bare-bones install simply wouldnt be there otherwise, AND at no added charge to the end user. (Sure, you can install something like CCCP + Media player classic, but then you are just adding your own non-subsidy shovel ware after the fact-- as per the definition given in the submission. Obeying "Choice" per RMS's vision would be a bare rails system with nothing on it.)

      "Educating users" is a terrifyingly daunting task, and if you have ever tried to do it in the course of your career as a computer nerd, you will know exactly why Dell, HP, and co. choose NOT to do so, and have instead created a situation where they profit from ignorance. Removing the shovelware would require users to be sufficiently educated to find, select, and install their own software after purchasing the computer, which is unlikely to ever happen for the following reasons:

      1) As jarring as the idea may sound, nearly 99% of the rest of the human population will NOT be computer enthusiasts and would rather not care to learn anything about a computer other than how to turn it on, and use it to look for porn. Creating a self-hosting software environment from scratch as a hobby is about as far from their idea of "fun" as is the concept of getting a root canal, or sitting through a boring lecture on the differences between species of protozoans.

      2) Because people have no need or desire to learn about their computers, they will be hostile toward such education from the outset.

      3) Overcoming that hostility is tiring, and resource intensive. (Expensive.) This is why colleges charge lots of money. (well, one of the reasons anyway...) Colleges overcome this problem by being "absolutely necessary" for getting employment above the level of bussing tables or deep frying sliced potatoes. Most people would not go to college if it was not necessary, and for exactly the same reasons. Most people do NOT find learning to be in any way 'Fun', or "enjoyable." This means you would have to invest lots of dedicated effort into convincing them of how important it is that they learn this information and become informed consumers instead of ignorant ones. More than likely what will happen is that they will simply have this thought instead: "Wow, he's smart. I'll just come to him when it breaks." because then they get the benefits of your knowledge, without actually having to apply anything themselves. This is why they fall for 4) below.

      4) The fact that 99% of end users are willfully ignorant of what is actually wrong with their computers when they 'act slow', means you can spin them any story you want to, and they

    6. Re:One can only hope... by cheeks5965 · · Score: 1

      Joe Average have no idea that his fancy new laptop is bugged down with crap because he doesn't know about any alternative, and only use the computer once a day to check facebook.

      Wow. This is a little tangential, but lots of people on slashdot apparently HATE nontechnical users. So what if they want to look at facebook? They pay the salaries of many people on this forum. Maybe you should save your disdain for a more worthy target.

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    7. Re:One can only hope... by Foredecker · · Score: 1

      That is exaclty true.

      See my answer on Quora

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    8. Re:One can only hope... by pipatron · · Score: 2

      What are you talking about? I mentioned that they use it to check facebook, I never wrote that it was a bad thing to do. Maybe you should ask yourself why you thought it was bad to use a computer to check facebook?

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    9. Re:One can only hope... by n1hilist · · Score: 1

      Oh, more for the 'just in case' factor / there might be something on the original install I may need, but yes, I wouldn't push on the bloatware to others and I haven't done so in the past.

    10. Re:One can only hope... by dropadrop · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the one really pissed is Microsoft. The vendor, at least, gets paid, and all their competitors are doing the same thing; but Microsoft doesn't see the cash, and the bloatware makes them look pathetic next to OSX, even in areas where they don't deserve it. Slave for months getting Windows N+1 to boot really fast? Hahah, suckers, HP just signed a deal with 3 AV companies at once... Kiss your positive consumer perception goodbye.

      That's what I was thinking too. Microsoft could demand that the machine would be sent to the consumer with just the OS and a separate media for installing software, but they don't seem to mind that much. Above all this lowers my perception of Windows, Microsoft is allowing the user experience to be terrible.

      I got an Asus computer which came with quite a lot of bloatware and no Windows media. I didn't know (posted above) that I can download the media from Microsoft directly, and have tested a few Windows torrents (per Asus recommendation) to be able to install on a larger disk in a traditional manner but none of them accepted the key. Once again above all this tarnishes my image of Microsoft more then anything else, with OSX or Linux this would never be an issue.

    11. Re:One can only hope... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I imagine that there are a few factors that contribute:

      Given MS's near total monopoly in the non-Apple desktop/laptop segment, there might be some legal trouble if they tried to push OEMs too hard on things like preinstalled software from other vendors. Making the provision of a "clean" OS reinstall disk that will accept the key on the little microsoft chassis sticker a condition of the OEM licence might be more doable(they seem to have mandated the chassis sticker easily enough, so far so that even the assorted high end/fashion concept laptops put out by the PC OEMs from time to time end up adopting assorted hilarious tricks for hiding the sticker while still having it affixed to the chassis...) Actually forbidding 3rd party software could get really sticky, though. From a techy perspective, there is a pretty obvious difference between, say, forbidding Firefox/Chrome, and forbidding "HP Preload Shitware Suit: now with drivers for every HP product ever made except the one you just tried to plug in kept pre-loaded in RAM for your convenience"; but trying to develop a legally sound definition that would draw the line between tactical/strategic anticompetitive banning and user experience banning would be very tricky indeed.

      Microsoft's fairly strong cultural and economic orientation toward the enterprise probably doesn't help either: while dealing with craplets and reinstall media(or lack thereof. "Hey guys, lets save 25 cents by grabbing 5GB of the HDD for a "restore partition with all our crapware on it! Hard drives never fail, requiring a re-install to a new HDD, so that should be an iron-clad strategy!") annoys me when dealing with home/very small business cases, at work(a modest-size outfit) we have a single system-wide Volume License key, and an essentially unlimited supply of downloaded/supplied by MS for some nominal fee VLK media. The people who are buying computers by the pallet-load Just Don't Have to Care, so they have no real reason to twist MS's arm. Even if the OEM does install crap on their corporate models(less likely, since the shitware vendors are less likely to pay them for installs that are just going to get nuked...) we don't even notice. We just PXE boot them right into our network imaging tool, and dump our pre-built VLK image on them(Dell, and others, will even, for a small additional fee, install your custom image at the factory, if you are buying in correct bulk...)

      Finally, unlike Apple, Microsoft has a much greater potential piracy problem(which, unfortunately, they are willing to compromise the customer experience to try to solve...) Apple knows that every copy of OSX is either running on a Mac(for which they got paid) or running on a hackintosh(which is enough of a hassle that Apple's core "pay more for smoother" demographic probably isn't too involved) Their only real losses are from people who buy a mac and then pirate the subsequent OS revisions...

      Windows, on the other hand, is explicitly supported by virtually all PC hardware on the market. They can control the big-name whitebox OEMs; but there are millions, probably hundreds of them, of homebuilds and small-time whiteboxers whose hardware is 100% compatible; but over which MS has only DRM-based control(same with the "purchased OEM with home basic, pirated Ultimate" crowd). It is unfortunate; but not wildly surprising, that MS has been comparatively willing to increase the hassle for honest users to attempt to foil the pirate base...

      Since I use linux at home and only deal with windows in an expensive-but-daily-hassles-are-invisible VLK environment, it isn't my problem; but if MS really cared about user experience, it strikes me that their close relationship with major PC OEMs would be highly useful. If a machine is has a license for Windows version X, home/premium/business/ultimate, the OEM could be provided with an MS-signed machine-readable file stating the same, just a dinky little text or XML snippet, that they could burn into the BIOS/TPM. MS could then provide a tiny little utility(

    12. Re:One can only hope... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Maybe Microsoft should spend a little of that slaving to build an OS that doesn't need 3 AV packages.

      Nah! That wouldn't work. I remember using OS/2 and the one of biggest objections was that there weren't any commercially available disk defragmenters.

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  9. Economics by rbollinger · · Score: 1

    People hate bloatware, but computer companies love money. If a software company gives them money to provide bloatware pre-installed, then of course they are going to take the money. Small computer companies usually don't have as much bloatware because they don't provide the same audience as the big computer companies do, but they also can't match the prices of the big companies. So the choice is really up to you, pay more for a small company that matches your ideology, or pay less for the big companies with bloatware. Or you could always buy the cheaper computer, wipe it, and install a new OS on it.

  10. I format pre-built pc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The second I set it up for someone.

  11. Simple solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy Apple. No bloatware, ever.

    1. Re:Simple solution: by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      While the parent is flamebait, it does present an interesting point: if PC makers are so hard-up for cash that they will install anything with a bribe, why does Apple continue to do so well despite the fact that they don't engage in pay-to-play bloatware?

      Sure, a Mac costs a bit more than a Windows box. But not substantially more.

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    2. Re:Simple solution: by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1, Informative

      http://thenextweb.com/apple/files/2010/09/mac01.jpg

      Between enormously inflated prices for absolute cut rate hardware and their forced upgrade treadmill they're doing great.

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    3. Re:Simple solution: by jedidiah · · Score: 1, Informative

      No. Macs cost substantially more. Or rather they come with substantially less in terms of hardware.

      When you are not constrained by cloning a Mac, it's pretty easy to run circles around one while spending a lot less.

      Although MacOS will do better than Windows on the same relatively meagre hardware.

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    4. Re:Simple solution: by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Because they aren't competing with other manufacturers of Macs. Remember what happened back when they were? The point is that Apple is competing essentially with not Apple and they can make a lot more money by charging enough to make a profit without bloatware.

    5. Re:Simple solution: by davev2.0 · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Mac is a market niche where people are paying a much higher price for a specific name and experience. Adding "bloatware" would take the focus off of Apple and put it on the applications. And, you are wrong a Mac costs substantially more than a Windows based PC. The Dell equivalent of the basic Macbook costs 25% less.

    6. Re:Simple solution: by kevinmenzel · · Score: 1

      Will it? Because Windows does pretty fantastic on an intel mac. IT does even better if you avoid using Apple's versions of drivers for everything... because frankly, their mouse drivers SUCK in windows, their graphics drivers SUCK in windows, but they've never been great at writing Windows software over at apple, so I'm not surprised... it's just completely Apple's fault that Windows runs so bad on a Mac. Of course Windows 7 runs fine on my sub 1GHz circa 2002 laptop with integratred Intel video and 512MB of RAM... fairly sure 10.6 would run pretty badly on hardware that old...

    7. Re:Simple solution: by glwtta · · Score: 0

      Sure, a Mac costs a bit more than a Windows box. But not substantially more.

      Are you kidding? A Mac Pro costs about twice as much as a Dell Studio XPS with similar hardware.

      And we're talking about sub-$1,000 machines here, Apple doesn't compete in that space.

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    8. Re:Simple solution: by jedidiah · · Score: 0

      Sure it will. You don't even need to "sabotage" the machine by running "Apple drivers" on top of Windows 7. Windows 7 does fine enough by itself being bloated. This is especially true if you aren't very careful and end up enabling the WMP sharing service by mistake.

      Windows 7 crawls on lesser machines.

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    9. Re:Simple solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://thenextweb.com/apple/files/2010/09/mac01.jpg

      Repost from above, but I wanted to draw your attention to it.

    10. Re:Simple solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't see any machines that use the same Intel Xeon processors that the Mac Pro uses on Dell's site for sub-$1000. You need to visit Dell's Workstation section to view the same types of builds. There's about a $500 difference on a $4000 machine. While this may be important for many people, 1/8th price drop can't warrant the lost productivity of the systems for their employer. These machines aren't for home users, they're used to MAKE money. Don't confuse them.

    11. Re:Simple solution: by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You mean "Buy Quicktime Pro" Apple? The same Apple that preloads all their systems with a trial of MS Office?

      Try buying the parts from Newegg and building it yourself. Doing it yourself is the only guaranteed bloatware-free solution.

    12. Re:Simple solution: by glwtta · · Score: 1

      I don't see any machines that use the same Intel Xeon processors that the Mac Pro uses on Dell's site for sub-$1000.

      That was two different points: you can configure a system very similar to a $4,624 Mac Pro (but, yes, with a "consumer" branded CPU, not a Xeon) for $2,150. Additionally, this discussion was about sub-$1,000 (or $1,5000 at most) home PCs, which Apple doesn't sell.

      These machines aren't for home users, they're used to MAKE money. Don't confuse them.

      Exactly. Which is why the flood of "Just get a Mac!" comments in this thread is not helpful.

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  12. Install a Free OS by rla3rd · · Score: 1

    if bloatware bothers you that much, just install Linux or one of the BSD's. Problem solved.

  13. Dear kid: No. by blair1q · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We get paid by the vendor to put it there, so that's money to us regardless of the price you pay for the machine. You'll buy the machine regardless of what we put on the desktop, so there is no economic reason to remove it.

    You can remove it yourself using the normal software uninstallation process. You can remove the entire operating system if you like. People with opinions like yours have been doing that for decades, now, to put alternative operating systems on the machines. How did that affect our sales? It didn't. So don't expect it to now.

    The only thing that could make us change our ways is if it actually starts costing us money, and since boot time is your time, not ours, it doesn't cost us a thing.

  14. Follow the money by jfengel · · Score: 2

    Consumers hate bloatware. They also like getting computers for less than the price of the parts that go into it.

    Companies don't change their policies because of letters, open or otherwise. Companies change their policies when they see consumers buying something else. Sometimes that "something else" is a lower price. Sometimes that "something else" is a nicer set of features, which might just include not having bloatware.

    As long as the OEMs are being paid to include bloatware, they'll be able to score that lower price point. The bloatware may aggravate, but it's not driving the customers away fast enough to make it go away, either.

    It's much like web sites. You're getting something cheap because you're looking at ads. You don't like it, go elsewhere.

    1. Re:Follow the money by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 1

      Companies change their policies when they see consumers buying something else.

      What if they see consumers buying products from Apple, who doesn't ship bloatware or ugly boxes? I think what we see with companies like HP and Dell is a failure of imagination: If you don't have any ideas about how to make the product or user experience great, you focus on cost. The whole thing becomes a race to the bottom, ultimately to be owned by some generic Asian firm with the lowest overhead on the planet.

    2. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Consumers hate bloatware

      Please stop using the word "consumer". This is what the corporations use to refer to a purchasing unit that consumes their "product".

      We are CUSTOMERS.

    3. Re:Follow the money by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      Someone who wants a $400 computer is not going to buy an apple. If you have $1200 to blow on a laptop then Apple is great if that's your thing, but that's still triple the price a lot of people want to pay for their computer.

    4. Re:Follow the money by jfengel · · Score: 1

      It's a good question. It does feel like there should be a market for a line of luxury computers. Pay more, get a faster system with better components, and no bloatware.

      Such things do exist, but I think they're largely pushed out of the limelight by hordes of cheap computers. Especially since they're all ultimately running the same OS (Windows), which means that the experience will be largely the same anyway. Apple makes a genuinely different OS, and doesn't play around at all in the down-market game.

      To make a car analogy: people seem intent on buying econoboxes. Apple sells the only Lexus (and it's not necessarily all that much better, at a significantly higher price). You'd think there would be a market for Infinitis and Cadillacs and such, but if they're still all Honda Civics with nicer trim and fewer stickers to scrape off, the market will be fairly limited.

      Ultimately, people seem to go with what's on the screen, and the bloatware goes largely unnoticed by many. Those who notice are irritated, but for everybody else it's just another of the countless irrelevant features that every computer has, like blinking text in Word or the nine million privacy options in the browser.

  15. Who cares? by Stargoat · · Score: 1

    The first thing I do with a new PC is blow the HDD and rebuild. Yeah, all this bloatware is inconvenient for my parents and relatives (and thus me), but even that is only occasionally bothersome. I fail to see why the majority of the /. users should trouble themselves with this.

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    1. Re:Who cares? by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      The first thing I do with a new PC is blow the HDD and rebuild. Yeah, all this bloatware is inconvenient for my parents and relatives (and thus me), but even that is only occasionally bothersome. I fail to see why the majority of the /. users should trouble themselves with this.

      The article isn't talking about doing this for the sake of Slashdot users, its talking about doing it to keep Joe Consumer happy, which is for the sake of the PC industry. Which is indirectly for the sake of the Slashdot user. Also, it means slashdot users don't have to fix our parents computers as soon as they buy them.

      Honestly people hate how slow their computers are, and there will be plenty of people who leave PCs for Macs for just this reason, I bet.

      -Taylor

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    2. Re:Who cares? by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I'll buy that.

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  16. Enjoy paying more by FrostDust · · Score: 2

    The companies that put that bloatware on your machine pay to get it there. Without these deals, the manufactures and retailers will now be selling each machine for less profit, and who do you think they'll be passing the "cost" on to?

    On the other hand, feel free to buy a Linux or OS X machine. I can't remember hearing about "bloatware" for those.

    1. Re:Enjoy paying more by rbollinger · · Score: 2

      Lots of 'Get Linux' or 'Get OS X' responses. But Windows doesn't mean that you have to have bloatware. Build your computer yourself, buy from a manufacturer that doens't include bloatware (you'll be supporting small business to boot!), or buy the cheap big brand computer and wipe the drive/reinstall the OS.

    2. Re:Enjoy paying more by hedwards · · Score: 1

      "Bloatware" is usually spelled "KDE" or "Gnome" when used in reference to Linux.

    3. Re:Enjoy paying more by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      You misspelled Ubuntu.

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    4. Re:Enjoy paying more by AaronMK · · Score: 1

      This kind of statement reminds me of Michael Bay saying something to the effect of, "I know people hate product placement, but without it, these movies would not be made."

      Turns out that payment for the product placements was all of $850,000 on a movie with a budget of $126 million.

    5. Re:Enjoy paying more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mac OS X comes with bloatware these days. First, there's the OS itself, it requires 1GB of RAM base for itself. You need at least 2GB to run programs on top of Mac OS X. Not even Windows 7 requires 1GB just to run.

      But beyond that, you get iPhoto, iTunes, GarageBand, iMovie, iWeb, QuickTime Player, and probably a bunch of other crap I can't think of right now.

      Granted it's all Apple bloatware and no third party crap - yet - but it's still useless bloatware.

    6. Re:Enjoy paying more by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Windows IS bloatware. Trial apps are Crapware.

    7. Re:Enjoy paying more by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > "Bloatware" is usually spelled "KDE" or "Gnome" when used in reference to Linux. ...except none of that impacts performance or prevents the OS from running on meagre hardware.

      Ubuntu still runs better than MacOS which runs better than Windows 7.

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    8. Re:Enjoy paying more by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      MacOS and the basic applications are perfectly happy with just 1G RAM.

      Windows 7 doesn't seem to do very well with only 1G or even only 2G.

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    9. Re:Enjoy paying more by rwv · · Score: 1

      I have a Ubuntu Dell Laptop that came with garbage Dell Software. No 30-Day Trial of Norton Antivirus, though. As Linux becomes a more popular option for consumer Desktops you should expect companies to shovel more and more crapware onto the Base systems. Linux, however, retains the ability of being trivial to do a fresh install. For a fresh windows install, I believe you still need the disc from Microsoft. If my memory serves me correctly, OEMs like Dell and HP only distribute Rescue/Reinstall Discs that reinstall all of their shiny crapware. You can get any number of Linux distributions easily by downloading them off the internet and burning them to your own CD/DVD.

    10. Re:Enjoy paying more by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      what about X?

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  17. Restore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you buy a new PC, the first thing you should do is insert the recovery discs (or boot recovery partition) and select the option to install the OS and drivers, and deselect all of the value-added bundled software. In 30 minutes you have a happy bald PC.

    1. Re:Restore by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Assuming you can. I know that Sony used to include recovery discs which basically just placed the original image back on the disk. I think the only significant change you could make is that it allowed you to choose a partition to install it on. But other than that all the original bloatware was back, and every bit as buggy as the last time I installed.

  18. Not quite... by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

    I usually don't refer to something as "bloatware" if it comes preinstalled. That's one thing. It's quite another for preinstalled software to automatically start running crap in the background when you boot. THAT is what I consider bloatware, but connotative and denotative and all that. If the software doesn't start pissing away CPU time once the OS fires up, then it's pretty unobtrusive.

  19. What bloatware? by steveg · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that computers come with software installed?
    Huh. Who knew?
    I just always assume the disk is blank and do a fresh install.

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    1. Re:What bloatware? by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

      Do you find the windows tax equally easy to ignore?

    2. Re:What bloatware? by steveg · · Score: 1

      Yes and no.

      It's irritating, but from a practical perspective, if the bloatware pays the difference its not actually costing me money. I discovered that when I noticed the first time that the Linux version of identical hardware cost me more. I'd rather none of my dollars went to Redmond, but from a pure cost point of view it doesn't matter.

      Besides, I only pay the MS tax on laptops.

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  20. A tool I have found useful over the years... by liquidweaver · · Score: 5, Informative

    is PC Decrapifier. It's free, lightweight, requires no install, and just works. http://www.pcdecrapifier.com/ It's not perfect, but it removes a good hunk of the stuff.

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    1. Re:A tool I have found useful over the years... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      A better tool is fdisk.

    2. Re:A tool I have found useful over the years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cynic in me is a little wary of these two back-to-back comments, posted at exactly the same time, from 2 "different" people plugging the exact same software...

    3. Re:A tool I have found useful over the years... by russotto · · Score: 1

      I prefer a heavyweight decrapifier.

    4. Re:A tool I have found useful over the years... by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      formating the drive and installing your OS of choice (be it windows *nix or whatever) is nearly always a better choice and takes about the same time for a perfect result.

    5. Re:A tool I have found useful over the years... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Will a third plug reassure you or make you warier? Either way: I like it, too, and run it on any of my family's or friends' machines described as "too slow".

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    6. Re:A tool I have found useful over the years... by Cronock · · Score: 1

      formating the drive and installing your OS of choice (be it windows *nix or whatever) is nearly always a better choice and takes about the same time for a perfect result.

      I think there's something really to be said for how long it takes to remove the crap-ware, if it's faster to do a nuke-and-pave. I've done several decrapifications of peoples machines after they've owned them for years (so I really can't just nuke and pave at this point for fear of losing something they hold dear), and was shocked at how horribly slow Windows' Add/Remove Software function is. I've spent a couple hours before doing it, wondering how such a process can be so time-intensive. Reminded me of the old days of troubleshooting extensions in the "classic" Mac OSs (pre 10.0).

    7. Re:A tool I have found useful over the years... by liquidweaver · · Score: 1

      formating the drive and installing your OS of choice (be it windows *nix or whatever) is nearly always a better choice and takes about the same time for a perfect result.

      I think there's something really to be said for how long it takes to remove the crap-ware, if it's faster to do a nuke-and-pave. I've done several decrapifications of peoples machines after they've owned them for years (so I really can't just nuke and pave at this point for fear of losing something they hold dear), and was shocked at how horribly slow Windows' Add/Remove Software function is. I've spent a couple hours before doing it, wondering how such a process can be so time-intensive. Reminded me of the old days of troubleshooting extensions in the "classic" Mac OSs (pre 10.0).

      It would be nice if you could do a selection style mass-remove/upgrade like you can with Synaptic.

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  21. Just wipe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And install an actual operating system.

  22. PC Decrapifier by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Informative

    Try PC Decrapifier. http://www.pcdecrapifier.com/

    Rather then cracking open that Add/Remove program list, just run this program and it will run through the process for you.

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    1. Re:PC Decrapifier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And almost never removes anything on half the laptops I've tried it on, usually just run ccleaner from usb, to manually remove programs that are obviously shitware.

    2. Re:PC Decrapifier by n0dna · · Score: 2

      Then you can go here http://ninite.com/ to batch install the useful stuff you do want.

    3. Re:PC Decrapifier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SO.... let me get this straight. In order to remove all the crapware you have to install more crapware? I'm so glad I don't use Microsoft Windows. I have never purchased a GNU/Linux system with this issue. It actually comes to me as a surprise given that I've purchased from companies who focus on GNU/Linux and could and would pre-load for $$$. The problem is those making the business decisions at CodeWeavers and other companies are arrogant. If they had any business sense they'd be paying the GNU/Linux manufacturers to pre-load. While I'm pointing out CodeWeaers they are not the only company. You have allot of others like Nero, Fluendo, and World Of Goo who should be shelling out and aren't.While I'm no fan of crapware I certainly think these companies could be shelling out a $1 for each machine that it came pre-loaded on. Considering that some like CodeWeavers can result in reoccurring revenue it just plain stupid not to. It isn't even like they need to sell 1 copy every 40 machines because they can expect to see a return on the investment with future upgrades. CodeWeavers alone could probably pull in about $200 per machine.

    4. Re:PC Decrapifier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then go to http://myworthlesscompany.com to install all the useful toolbars you want for !!!FREE!!!

  23. Mod -1 : Author is an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they didn't install the bloatware (getting paid for it) they would have to up the price of their product... cutting into their market share significantly.

  24. How much time by Adam+Appel · · Score: 1

    .....does it take to remove all the bloatware from a samll business computers? One reason why I moved out of desktop IT was that it was such a pain to setup desktops for office staff. Even as a consultant buying a laptop for a client and configuring it for their needs, I just didn't like charging my $120 an hour to delete the crap that came preinstalled.

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    1. Re:How much time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap, ever heard of image-based deployment? Your own ignorance cost you dearly, friend.

    2. Re:How much time by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Outside of Very Small business, not much time at all. System imaging tools and hardware homogeneity are your friend.

      For sheer network throughput reasons(plus all the domain-join dicking around), a bare metal restore might take about an hour; but only a few minutes are human attended time. Dump the sucker on the network -> F12 -> PXE boot -> new machine pops up in management console -> scripted process does a WMI query to determine model and then dumps a suitable image on the sucker....

      That is one of the main reasons I got the hell out of home-user IT as much as possible. The hourly is actually a little better; but dealing with people who don't have their install media, don't have media for the 3k worth of software they "got from work", don't have backups, and expect you to save their celeron shitbox with 5,2173 distinct malware infections in under 15 minutes, because that is how it works on TV(and anything that happens for the 6 months after you touch the bastard is your fault) Just Isn't Worth It.

      Give me standardized hardware, actual tools, and networked backups any day...

  25. The Bloatware Manifesto! by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    Build your own computer. Free yourself from bloatware.
    Otherwise, GET OFF MY LAWN!

  26. Crapware by Threni · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's crapware, not bloatware. Bloatware is shit like Microsoft's apps which are huge and slow but are at least 'functional' in some sense of the word.

    Crapware is all the toolbars and trial virus checkers and other rubbish which is responsible for your machine taking 20 minutes to boot up and the drive light to never quite go out.

    1. Re:Crapware by caywen · · Score: 1

      Aside from the functional part, I'm still not seeing the difference.

    2. Re:Crapware by wdef · · Score: 1

      Crapware Vs Bloatware - exactly what I was going to post. There is a big difference. Crapware may be only semi capable and can be designed to get you to buy "fully functional" software, services or products. In any case it's all about marketing and being in your face without actually providing a fully useful piece of software.

      Bloatware on the other hand refers to oversized, sluggish software that contains more features than you're ever going to use or want and that appears to have been designed and coded without any consideration given whatsoever to doing its primary functio efficiently or to loading and running fast. There's plenty of Bloatware around for Linux. Some would say for example that Gnome and KDE are bloatware and that IceWM or Fluxbox or even E17 are not. The entire Fedora distribution .......

    3. Re:Crapware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Upgrade your computer. MS apps run fine. It's that linux shit that consumes battery, runs like crap, and is a complete clusterfuck to develop on. There is no consistency in any of your APIs.

  27. and ship drivers, too by KiloByte · · Score: 2

    They not only add the bloat, they do what they can to prevent the crap from being removed.

    Just yesterday I helped a cousin reinstall Win7 on a near-new Sony Vaio after their utilities decided to "helpfully" blow away the whole system including all data (fortunately, nothing vital was lost). I admit I have very little experience with Windows these days, but hunting down the needed drivers from Sony's website shouldn't take four freaking hours for someone doing IT for 25 years. They assume their recovery partition is the be-all and end-all and can never be wrong -- or perhaps, they are afraid someone may want to get rid of their precious crapware.

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    1. Re:and ship drivers, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sony's special like that. HP, Dell, Acer and even Toshiba have fairly workable driver sites, but it's just something Sony has never done. With Windows 7 in particular, if you can get the NIC driver loaded, most of the remaining hardware drivers will come down through Windows Update if you let them.

    2. Re:and ship drivers, too by cvtan · · Score: 1

      Sony is famous for their wonderful tech support especially for PC stuff. One person I remember sent their Sony laptop for repair. They erased all his data and explained that they had to lubricate the battery. Just try finding drivers to change your Sony from one version of Windows to another. My wife's Vaio looked beautiful and barely worked. I will never buy another Sony anything!

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    3. Re:and ship drivers, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks - just in time, you've reminded me of why I don't work with computers any more.

    4. Re:and ship drivers, too by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Heres a hint, if your windows machine isn't home built ... just run Windows Update and you'll get good enough for everyone but gamers. You'll get the latest WHQL driver basically with no effort. Sony machines will be fine with a fresh install + windows update to current. No you won't get drivers for some random peice of odd or cheapass noname hardware, but you probably don't have any of that in a Sony laptop.

      Unless you need a new driver for a specific reason, theres no need to use anything other than whats provided by windows update.

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    5. Re:and ship drivers, too by Inda · · Score: 1

      This won't get read but hey, who cares?

      Recovery disks (first thing a new user should do as explained in all manuals) and system restore not good enough for every user's needs?

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    6. Re:and ship drivers, too by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      This WAS a fresh install + windows update to current. No graphics card drivers (a run of the mill recentish Nvidia), no wireless, no ethernet (which inexplicably worked even though Windows complained of no drivers), no "Sony Firmware Extension Parser" which Windows put out big fat warnings it needs drivers for, whatever it is.

      For random hand-built desktops, Windows 7 actually works well in the drivers department, which made this Sony piece of shit really surprise me.

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    7. Re:and ship drivers, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sony intentionaly hids drives for thier equiptment. I do not buy Sony for that reason.

    8. Re:and ship drivers, too by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      And how exactly this would save prevent relatives asking for help? I don't touch laptops with a ten foot pole normally, especially Windows ones.

      And even for Windows, Microsoft slowly manages to make it semi-stable these days. Taking an order of magnitude bigger hardware to run 7 (let's not even mention Vista) than XP means they didn't suddenly become competent, but I admit it's not the crashfest Windows used to be. These days, it's dodgy OEMs and "anti" malware who's causing shit.

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  28. Simpler Solution by Haedrian · · Score: 2

    Or nuke the existing OS and install Linux.

    It'll work out cheaper as well, even at the loss of your Windoze license.

  29. Build your own. by chemicalfacist · · Score: 0

    I've build all the computers for myself and my family. It' really doesn't take long and it becomes a nice weekend hobby. Retail on the specs for the machines I build are upwards of $2000. But we pay as little as $800 for them. If I was going to build a budget conscious one, retailing for $300 or $500, I would probably build it for less than $200. Look into it and stop giving them a reason for bloatware.

  30. But does it reduce the cost of the PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought they could reduce the cost of the PC by pre-installing this bloatware they would get paid by the bloatware manufacturer. I don't mind wiping it to get a cheaper PC but its when you run their recover CDs that it can be confusing to work out what is bloatware and what is drivers. Some of the bloatware is their own software that is meant to provide a "better experience".

  31. Post Office delivers my recycling by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    The U.S. Postal Service delivers my paper waste recycling material twice a week, in the form of "Coupons" and "Specials" and so forth.

    I made strenuous efforts to remove myself from the distribution list. Found the advertising agency's phone number, in the very fine print; called repeatedly; got no reply.

    Postal regulations provide a mechanism for "take me off your list, stop sending this junk!" ... but only when the junk mail is addressed to a particular household. In this case, the junk mail isn't addressed to a particular household -- instead, the junk is bulk-distributed to every household in the neighborhood.

    I went to my local post office and spoke with the clerk, who was sympathetic, but said, essentially: "I can't stop sending you this junk mail -- the advertisers pay the Postal Service too much money."

    Same with bloatware. Yes, it sucks. Yes, we hate it. Yes, it's morally reprehensible. And yes -- PC manufacturers will keep on loading machines with bloatware precisely because there is so much money to be made.

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    1. Re:Post Office delivers my recycling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spoke with the clerk, who was sympathetic, but said, essentially: "I can't stop sending you this junk mail -- the advertisers pay the Postal Service too much money."

      yet their still loosing billion's a year?

    2. Re:Post Office delivers my recycling by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      What tics me off about the post office is that the government can mandate a do not call list and institute the can-spam act to keep businesses from harassing me, but then they won't play by the same rules. The 5-10 lbs of junk mail I get a week requires FAR more effort for me to deal with than filtering e-mails or hanging up on telemarketers. Especially since they don't require envelopes and everything is just one big mess. Sometimes I even miss legitimate bills because they get lost in all the junk. At least with a PC, I have a choice not to buy it. With mail, I have no choice. The government simply mandates that I spend an hour or two sorting through ads every week.

    3. Re:Post Office delivers my recycling by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Unlike the crapware, I do find the junk paper mail useful at times:

      * Start fires in the fireplace with them
      * potty train your puppy with 'em
      * garden compost and under-mulch

      I suppose you can use the crapware (before you blow away the box entirely and reinstall) as a means of testing or learning how to decompile, crack, exploit, whatever. After all, if you destroy the binary, so what?

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    4. Re:Post Office delivers my recycling by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it will work, but I'm tempted to start writing on those items "Return to Sender", and see if the Post office will take them away.

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  32. It goes beyond complete systems by droidsURlooking4 · · Score: 1

    Most major brand motherboards (for example) you buy will come with at least one cd. You have to look at each application very carefully, often their names are not intuitive and there is no description. If you want to install chipset drivers, video, sound & maybe the update app, you will have to know what you are looking for.

  33. Ironic Icon by dx40sh · · Score: 1

    It really amuses me that this story has a "HP" icon. Their printer software is bloaty, proliferous, and doesn't really even work that well.

    1. Re:Ironic Icon by awyeah · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, it seems that it's like that for all consumer-level printers (read: ink jets and inkjet all-in-one units in the $200 price range).

      My solution to that was to buy a laser printer. It's a Brother 2170, and it sold for around $100 last year. They have some fancy software for it to tell you when the toner level runs low... or just the driver. You actually get the option to install just the driver. And the best part - it's basically just a .inf and .sys file. That's it!

      Oh, and it has wifi and ethernet built-in. And supports SNMP, telnet, FTP, web management... it'll send me an e-mail when the toner is low or the paper runs out or there's a problem of some kind.

      Now, granted, if you want a laser all-in-one, you'll pay another $100. If you want a color laser all-in-one, it does get pretty expensive ($300-400 at least).

      But it goes back to a comment made earlier: If you want to forgo all the bullcrap, get the stuff that's designed for the corporate or enterprise market... or at least the stuff that's not for the general consumer market.

      Consumers don't like laser because the toner cartridges cost $75 instead of $35. They don't care that they only get 1/10th the number of pages from the inkjet cartridge.

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  34. Re:PC Decrapifier - More crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could just uninstall the shit instead of installing more shit!

    Geeze! What a stupid fucking suggestion and that software is shit!

  35. Pay the apple tax, skip the bloat. by goffster · · Score: 1

    You pay your taxes in one way or another.

    1. Re:Pay the apple tax, skip the bloat. by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Yeah.... I'll pay an extra $1000 for each machine just to avoid having to uninstall a few programs.... riiiight...

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    2. Re:Pay the apple tax, skip the bloat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can custom build a system for far cheaper than the equivalent apple computer, even if you buy a retail copy of windows. Apple is good for people who like Apple, but not for people who rely on having a broad choice in software, or in people who actually use the command-line and would be using linux anyway.

    3. Re:Pay the apple tax, skip the bloat. by RichM · · Score: 1

      Apple computers come with tons of crap I'll never use so they aren't immune either.
      Examples would be: Garageband, iTunes, iMovie and ten other iNoun applications when I use it for work.

    4. Re:Pay the apple tax, skip the bloat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple computers come with tons of crap I'll never use so they aren't immune either.

      Examples would be: Garageband, iTunes, iMovie and ten other iNoun applications when I use it for work.

      Well, that's not far off the whole list (I'll give you the rest of the iNouns for free: iChat).

      None of which are time limited demos
      None of which are there because they earn Apple revenue from 3rd parties
      None of which run crap at startup (or login) as default
      Many of which are used, by a good chunk of the userbase - we're not talking the bloatware that no-one uses.

      Look, take Garageband. 10 years ago that functionality would have cost £100k and more (Google 'Fairlight' and 'Synclavier' and see). It's a *real* application provided free. It's not horridly cutdown piece of nothing like MS Works, it's basically Logic with a consumer interface and the hard stuff taken out. If you want to do music recording up to a pretty good level, then it'll do you fine.

      But if you're one of the small subset that don't use *any* of iLife (iTunes/GB/iMovie/iDVD), then it takes up some disk space granted, but otherwise has *zero* impact on your working experience.

    5. Re:Pay the apple tax, skip the bloat. by goffster · · Score: 1

      Although I agree, "pages" & "numbers" annoy me to no end with their "give it a spin"

    6. Re:Pay the apple tax, skip the bloat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were to choose between Apple Tax or PC Decrapifier tax (running it once and removing all crapware with a few clicks), I would choose PC Decrapifier tax anytime.

    7. Re:Pay the apple tax, skip the bloat. by awyeah · · Score: 1

      I don't have an Apple... but if I remember correctly, don't you just have to drag and drop the application from the "Mac OS Hard Disk" into the trash? And then it's totally uninstalled? No DLLs or other garbage left over on your system?

      Granted, it'd be nice if they weren't there in the first place, but at least it's dead simple to get rid of them... Also, does that stuff slow down the system or make it take longer to boot?

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    8. Re:Pay the apple tax, skip the bloat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck, have you ever used iTunes or Quicktime? Apples are PACKED fulla bloat!

    9. Re:Pay the apple tax, skip the bloat. by Haedrian · · Score: 1

      Not to mention OS X....

    10. Re:Pay the apple tax, skip the bloat. by jarlsberg71 · · Score: 1

      That's mostly correct, there are other applications that require an uninstall. But I don't consider them bloatware, more like shovelware. If iTunes or Garage band started up with every power-on, I'd be pissed. But it doesn't. Don't want it? after the first install, drag everything you don't want to the trash and empty. Or just leave it there, there's nothing residing in memory or burning CPU cycles... after 2 years using a mac mini, I finally liked iPhoto. I lost my HD and got everything back from photos stored on my 60GB iPod. Turns out it wasn't bloatware (For me, YMMV)

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  36. Microsoft will do this for you by flibbidyfloo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just shop at a Microsoft store (online or at retail). The PCs they sell are part of their "Signature" program whereby they remove all crap/bloatware and optimize the Windows install to run its best on that hardware.

    Of course it's a bit more expensive, but it looks like it's worth it for the performance improvements and lack of hassle that you get.

    No, i don't work for MS. I just think it's a good option.

      http://signature.microsoft.com/

    1. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by deniable · · Score: 2

      They remove the bloat, don't allow trials because they piss off the user, set up one anti-virus that doesn't need a subscription, will sort out your iTunes if you ask, make sure all of the codecs are installed out of the box, and get rid of duplicate applications that do basically the same thing. They make things "just work."

      In other words, they've reinvented the old school computer store. I give them a year or two before somebody 'improves' the experience. Before that, I'm going to look at what they're selling.

    2. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by tapo · · Score: 1

      I can vouch for this. Signature isn't exactly a vanilla install (Microsoft wants you to have the OEM drivers and some software) but it gives you no bullshit, Live Essentials, and Security Essentials, arguably the best AV program on Windows.

      If you're suggesting a friend buy a laptop or, don't want to deal with PC Decrapifier, I highly recommend it.

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    3. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes because I really want this:

      "Each PC includes Windows 7, Windows Live Essentials, Zune software, Internet Explorer with Bing optimization, and more—all ready to go, right from the moment you turn on your PC."

    4. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by AaronMK · · Score: 1

      The last tablet I helped someone with was a Microsoft Signature from HP. I'll grant that the bloatware was cut down. Instead, there was a lot crap related to the HP side of the "experience". They still had their pen software, and a lot of it was some part of HP Touch, provided by some other company that might have otherwise put the software as a "basic" edition on a non-signature machine. Some basic functions, such as the screen being reoriented when rotated, were buried in this heavyweight, HP branded "Touch" experience, when they could have been provided by small, "you don't know they're there" device drivers.

      It is good to know Microsoft realizes the damage PC manufacturers are doing to Windows brand by including bloatware, but having it wrapped it in a custom "experience" does not get rid of it.

    5. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by hb79 · · Score: 0

      Signature this, signature that. Enough already! Is that the latest marketing buzz? Signature macchiato at Starbucks; signature restaurant at the hotel, signature lobster on the menu (if he was that clever, maybe they shouldn't have served him for food); signature margarita on the plane (which was the only signature item credited to somebody, but didn't make it less mundane). Will McDondals serve signature BigMacs soon? And who signs these things anyway? Most of it is not credited to anybody in particular.

      And now you're telling me Microsoft has a "signature box". What does that mean? They buy some cheap hardware, slap a sticker on it, and sell it at a markup? Or does Ballmer smudge the screen with his greasy fingers before he hits it gently with a chair and kicks it out the door?

      Or perhaps a blessing?

      Our Bill, who art in Redmond
      hallowed be thy code,
      thy OS come,
      thy will be done,
      on mobile as it is on PC.
      Give us this day our monthly patch
      And forgive us our security vulnerabilities,
      as we forgive those
      who disclose zero-days against us.
      And lead us not into open source,
      but deliver us from blue screen.
      For thine is the OS,
      and the Office, and the IE,
      from version to version.
      Amen.

    6. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by glamb · · Score: 1

      In other words, they've reinvented the old school computer store.

      Eh, no, they have just copied what Apple have been doing for however many years!!

    7. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Each PC includes Windows 7, Windows Live Essentials, Zune software, Internet Explorer with Bing optimization, and more—all ready to go, right from the moment you turn on your PC."

      So you just get M$ crapware instead of 3rd party OEM crapware. So much for having less unwanted junk installed on a new PC.

    8. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by jodido · · Score: 1

      There's only one thing here you need to get rid of (probably): the Zune software. As to IE and Windows Live, who uses it anyway? This is way easier to deal with than your typical Dell or HP setup.

    9. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do they offer PCs or laptops with Linux preinstalled?

    10. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Signature (www.signature.microsoft.com) goes well beyond superficial user account level changes and bloatware uninstallations common to most "PC Performance Tune-up" services, even those done by the most advanced power users. Signature modifies the pre-boot OEM Windows image to enable core performance improvements, bloatware removal, and security integration into the original PC OEM image. By making tested and validates image modifications upstream of first boot, Signature’s benefits propagate to every user account profile created on the machine.

    11. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by Jaseoldboss · · Score: 1

      Not sure why you got downmodded but it's worth remembering that the Bing Toolbar was in the news recently as being responsible for sending detailed tracking data back to Microsoft. (google for Bing Sting).

      I personally wouldn't let Bing or any other toolbar anywhere near my browser.

    12. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by Anonamused+Cow-herd · · Score: 1

      From your link:

      Each PC includes Windows 7, Windows Live Essentials, Zune software, Internet Explorer with Bing optimization, and more -- all ready to go, right from the moment you turn on your PC.

      Sounds really clean. I love the idea -- I was actually about to forward it to some friends -- but it seems _nobody_ can resist putting their own goddamn bloatware in, eh?

      Anyone actually used one of these machines?

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    13. Re:Microsoft will do this for you by dacut · · Score: 1

      Just shop at a Microsoft store (online or at retail). The PCs they sell are part of their "Signature" program whereby they remove all crap/bloatware and optimize the Windows install to run its best on that hardware.

      Sort of, kind of, but not really. From their home page, under the "Just the software you need" heading: "Each PC includes Windows 7, Windows Live Essentials, Zune software, Internet Explorer with Bing optimization, and more." In other words, you get Microsoft's bloatware instead of third-parties'.

  37. Choice by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

    "stick it all on a thumb drive and include it with every new machine"

    To quote Neo, the problem is choice.

    The solution being proposed involves giving consumers a greater choice. The aim of bloatware is to discretely deny choice. In the eyes of the PC makers, the solution and the aim are incompatible.

    If I'm punching you in the face, me stopping punching you is not a solution I'm interested in. You need to start thinking about moving away.

    1. Re:Choice by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      If I'm punching you in the face, me stopping punching you is not a solution I'm interested in. You need to start thinking about moving away.

      I have a lawyer. You punching me in the face is, in the end, going to make her and I a fair bit richer at your expense.

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    2. Re:Choice by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      Except that to qualify to be near him and allow the punching exchange, you've agreed to a EULA giving up your ability to use your fancy lawyers.
      Sad.

  38. Vendors! Please ignore by Sooner+Boomer · · Score: 1

    Mr. Willington's fevered rantings. In fact please put MORE bloatware on new computers! You see, I'm a computer consultant, and derive a significant sum of money each time a neighbor/friend/referral asks me how to remove your products from his new computer. Since your software causes considerable delay at each bootup if left untouched, they are amazed at how it responds when I am through, and are very eager and grateful to pay my fees! If you could perhaps slip in a few easy-to-clean viruses or computer worms, those would be appreciated as well.

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  39. 30 day antivirus trials by the_mind_ · · Score: 1

    Im convinced that the 30-day anti-virus trial software is the one of largest reason so many computers owned by average users get infected.
    "But I have anti-virus!" "Technically, yes you do. It expired one and a half year ago. And you have ignored the pop-up notice ever since."

    But its not only 3rd party trial software that should go away. My Dell laptop with 7 multimedia button had a tray app that took up 60MB of RAM and 3% of the CPU.
    And then there is support clients, "Cool application launchers" and other crap that is branded with Dell logos.

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  40. Buy a Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but just had to say it. A UNIX-based OS with a nice GUI, what's not to love? For me, completely worth the extra $.

    If I had to have a PeeCee, then I'd install Ubuntu over all the bloatware (extra stuff I'd never want) and all the crap ware (the Windows OS).

  41. Sure thing Mojo Office by js3 · · Score: 1

    You know the first thing people ask them when they buy a computer?

    "Does it come with MS Office?"

    Mojo kid may be annoyed but the vast majority of consumers who pay money for these computers don't expect to come with nothing.

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  42. Not everyone is computer savvy by Octopuscabbage · · Score: 1

    Not every user is computer savvy so they may want said bloatware because it makes things "just work." Which is what a lot of non computer savvy people want. If your computer savvy and don't want the bloatware, just take if off your machine or build your own machine or wipe the os. Having bloatware on the machine isn't a problem for some people and it helps alleviate some of the cost of the commercial computer. Protip: If you factory reset a computer when you first get it it usually deletes all the bloatware. Or at least it has for me.

  43. Re:Dear kid: No. by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

    PS: Once the bloatware chokes out the PC over time, most people will just go an buy a new PC, which means more money for us. So, there you go.

  44. Format and clean install every time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time I deploy a new PC from one of these companies I always format and install windows fresh. Otherwise it's just problematic.

  45. Re:Dear kid: No. by cornjones · · Score: 2

    The economic reason is Apple (and soon, linux. This is the year of the linux desktop, right?) I have lost count of how many people have talked about how much better apple is than windows and faster etc. (I don't want to get into a flame war about which is actually better, for my purposes here lets just say they are within range of each other; both w/ strengths and weaknesses.)

    I used to wonder why I never ran into any of the problems 'everybody' has w/ windows. I always blew away everything and laid down a clean os when I got a new machine. Then I sat down at one of these dell made loaded up pieces of garbage. It absolutely kills teh experience. The base MS experience is fairly responsive but when you load up the trial ware and tool bars this guy is talking about, it has a serious negative impact.

    The feed backloop is broken though. People bitch about the crappy MS OS where it is really dell et al that are crushing the experience. As apple's marketshare (in consumer land) increases, the wintel crowd are going to need to reevaluate.

  46. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear OEM,

    You are not getting my money.

    kthnkbye,
    Anonymous Computer USer

  47. Re:PC Decrapifier - More crap! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    You know the old saying. Never judge a book by its cover. While the website sucks, the program is quite nice in fact.

    I've never used the commercial version, but I think you can script it for mass PC replacement across the network. But generally if you're a fortune 500 company, your desktop/laptops would be shipped with a corporate image anyways. However, ghosting machines or even going so far as to use a MS Windows sysprep process doesn't work well half the time. Mainly, because newer hardware contains things like Bluetooth, biometric scanners, and a TPM chip. Because the serials are different, the software has to be reinstalled anyways because of the whole public/private keys breaking. Because of such issues where re-imaging machines becomes too much a hassle, PC Decrapifier is a good way to go down an alternate path of new PC deployment.

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  48. New computers? by DogDude · · Score: 1

    I've never understood why people buy new computers or new cars. Both of them lose their value ridiculously fast, and unlike a car, computers don't even wear out (generally speaking). I'm happy that people do buy new computers, though. If they didn't, then I wouldn't be able to get $200 refurbs!

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  49. Wouldn't Firefox, Open Office, etc also count? by Elbereth · · Score: 1

    I can understand where he's coming from, but wouldn't Firefox, Open Office, etc also count as "bloatware" under this definition? I don't know about anyone else, but I often find that a bare operating system isn't really all that useful. If it were, then we'd still be using MS DOS 5.0 or BSD 4.4-lite/System V UNIX. I like the idea of having a few essential utilities (SiSoft Sandra, 7zip, Lavasoft AdAware), applications (Mozilla Firefox), and eye candy (extra fonts and desktop backgrounds) preinstalled on my computer, but -- and here's the problem -- I want it to be actually useful. I don't want crappy trial software from IBM, Microsoft, Symantic, etc. When I was building computers, I preinstalled everything on them that I automatically installed on my own PCs. Was that bloatware? If not, why not? It seems like a lot of people think a brand new PC should come with a blank hard drive, and I agree with that, if we're talking about power users and IT professionals, but for most home users, who can't figure out how to install a program from CD/DVD, is this still true? Should they have to go to a computer store and pay $100 just to have someone put a CD or DVD in the drive and click "next" a few times? That seems a bit evil. In my experience, a great majority of people require a period of hand-holding after buying their first PC, and I'm not just talking about grandmas and grandpas here. People of my generation (~35 years old) seem pretty damn clueless.

    1. Re:Wouldn't Firefox, Open Office, etc also count? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because rpm -e openoffice is just too brutal.

    2. Re:Wouldn't Firefox, Open Office, etc also count? by wdef · · Score: 1

      Firefox is bloatware. That was part of the motivation for Chrome and all of the motivation for Mozilla to start trying to speed FF up in recent releases.

      I used Damnsmalllinux and to a lesser extent Puppylinux almost exclusively for years. Graduated to Tinycore which I still use when not on Mac. I suffered with Fedora to provide programs which didn't run easily on those and then Ubuntu to escape Fedora hell. Small fast systems are lovely and a lot of fun if you'tre prepared to do the command line work they sometimes require. My five year old 1.87GHz laptop running Tinycore still feels "faster" (ie much faster UI response) than my quad core Mac even if it isn't on something intensive like encoding video.

  50. Re:Dear kid: No. by ewieling · · Score: 1

    How MUCH do you get paid? I would not like it, but I would pay a "fee" to not have all the crap installed.

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  51. Embarass the companies that produce the sw by Marrow · · Score: 1

    Don't blame the computer assembly company....blame the actual authors of the code. Put up a hall of shame and make sure that you are very specific about which tool sucks and why it sucks. And what personal problems the authors must have to create such monstrosities. If its phoning home, clearly document what its doing.
    When the refrain becomes "XYZ company sucks because this POS stuff they load on computers does this...", then they will fix their code. If your computer boots 15seconds faster without the stuff, Document it! Include a little screenshot with some funny/creative commentary: "This is such a load off my computer, here is how you get rid of this computer disease"...

    Embarrass them!

  52. Re:Dear kid: No. by mystik · · Score: 1

    PS. Buy from our premium line, and we include less or no crap. Also, we'll include Bare-OS reinstallation disks. (since they only cost us a few pennies)

    Also, Place a big enough order (more than 250 @ once), and we'll custom load the HD image of your choosing onto each and every machine.

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  53. Just don't buy it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How hard is that? It's how the system works. If you don't like a product, don't buy it.

    The end.

  54. Re:Fantasyland by blair1q · · Score: 1, Informative

    When you assume, you make an ass out of you. Just you. Not me.

  55. Hang on... by alex67500 · · Score: 0

    you mean you read slashdot, and the first thing you do when you get a new PC is *not* format it, re-partition it and install it the way you want? Times have changed...

  56. Re:Fantasyland by flimflammer · · Score: 1

    I make no guarantees about other manufacturers but I remember getting an Acer laptop several years back that came prepacked with a good amount of bloatware, and all were painless to uninstall. Boot was noticeably quicker and the machine didn't show any signs of stability issues. Granted I'm sure there was this or that left around on the drive but there was nothing actually executing to slow things down in addition to what was normal from a fresh install of Windows.

  57. F' it, if it makes them cheaper by markass530 · · Score: 1

    First thing I Do when I buy a laptop (Build my own desktops) is clean install of my choosing (usually a pirated mod of windows of some sort, so I expect to get modded down heavily). The question is, does anyone think the money they get for all that crap, leads to cheaper computers??

  58. ASUS gets it right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the many reasons I'm looking forward to the new Asus Tablet (ep121), these two points on the review blew me away:

    "Flipping the slate over reveals a wonderful treat – no product stickers! Absolutely none. No certification labels, serial numbers, product codes, etc. Just a very elegant representation of the Asus logo centered on a striking white surface."

    "Once a user goes through the usual configurations prompts of a new PC (entering a date, time, user name, etc) the desktop appears. Normally we are exposed to a desktop that is covered with icons, a dozen or so trial offer popup messages, anti-virus warnings, etc. If you’ve ever purchased a PC before, you likely know the experience all too well. Get ready – this is what the desktop looks like on the EP121 at first boot: It almost looks like a clean installation! There is no pre-loaded anti-virus software, no “special offers” or annoying prompts to wade through. Just Windows! Even the desktop background is the default Windows background! The only pop-up I received was a registration notice for the Asus support site (which I was happy to do)."

    http://ep121.wordpress.com/2011/01/08/the-ep121-product-tour/

  59. Kid Whining by pz · · Score: 2

    The solution seems pretty simple. If you still wish to include loads upon loads of third-party software, stick it all on a thumb drive and include it with every new machine. Problem solved.

    This is about as naive a solution as I've seen suggested on Slashdot in a long time. How did this story even get accepted? The suggested solution is to reduce the effectiveness of the advertising, thus reducing the amount of money the PC manufacturers can charge to the advertisers, and increase the cost of the delivered product by requiring an additional bit of hardware to be included that would also require a coordinated documentation for installation instructions and training for customer service.

    Right. That there is a top quality suggestion by someone who is savvy and experienced in the ways of the world.

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  60. Mobile Bloatware by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Bloatware is not going away, it is getting worse. Try to buy an Android phone that is not riddled with the manufacturers own crapware throughout it.

    Motorola, Samsung, HTC, Acer, Dell - you name it, every one has their own version of crap they layer on top of Android in the name of "branding". Sure, some of it is actually decent (IE HTC Sense), but even that which *IS* - wouldn't it be better if that was a) pushed into the Android core, or b) made an optional installable app? There is no reason most of this stuff should not be optional apps - but the fact is that unless you root your phone, most of it is impossible to remove.

    Heck Verizon even goes to the level of replacing Google with Bing!

    The one thing I will give Apple about iPhone is that they at least ENFORCE that companies can not touch the OS. You buy an iPhone from Verizon, ATT, Orange, or retail - it will be 100% identical. Any "customizations" have to be done in stand-alone app, none of them mess with things like email, or dialers, or other junk.

    1. Re:Mobile Bloatware by wdef · · Score: 1

      For that matter, half of these so-called "apps" for mobile platforms or Chrome are just crap anyway.

  61. Use local stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Local stores don't do this and they build a pc with current components and just install the os. Buy and support local companies and be green and free of bloatware.

  62. agreed by Jeffw247 · · Score: 1

    i agree it would be expensive without the bloatware, AND if you know the term "bloatware" then you probably know how to remove it!!!

  63. Fucking idiots by Legion303 · · Score: 2

    The crapware is there because the crapware authors pay Dell/HP/et. al. to put it there, subsidizing your low hardware prices. Smart people don't bother booting the default config and just throw an install disk in the drive from the get-go.

    If you don't have an install disk and only "restore" disks, you're on your own. Disabling bloatware isn't generally hard.

  64. This is the reason why... by Jesterace · · Score: 1

    This is the reason why when/if I buy a name brand PC or laptop, I'll do a compete format and install from scratch. Screw the bloatware, if I were to use decrapify it or whatever the apps called I find that Windoze doesn't really work as well as a vanilla install.

  65. Why Not just install Favorite OS over the top by sirnobicus · · Score: 1

    A Win7 install takes about 30 min and is clean. Linux is about a 30 or so minute install as well. The add the apps that are required on top. I know this is not for everybody but its what I do for all my systems, and is quicker than uninstalling all the crapware

    1. Re:Why Not just install Favorite OS over the top by Fri13 · · Score: 1

      Mainstream Linux distributions takes 10-15 minutes to install and you have almost everything what you need for first days.
      Windows 7 install takes that 30-45 minutes and it is just a start to install all drivers (the time to download a 300MB driver printer, 3G modem configurations) and wanted software and the whole day is gone.

      If you like what the pure Windows 7 is and what you can do with it. Then you really dont even do anything special with the computer.

  66. Re:Fantasyland by n0dna · · Score: 1

    I have purchased several machines from Dell, Toshiba and HP at various price levels. The uninstallers work perfectly fine. Even for things you ought not remove if you want OSD and hot buttons and the like to continue working.

    On behalf of those of us who know better, I'd like to offer your 'fuck you' right back to you.

  67. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but this is wrong. The intangible costs of paying support personnel to answer phones regarding issues caused by these applications alone justifies it's complete removal. Consider that this software which is not used, is therefore usually not patched. This means that it's sitting on the machine acting as an exploit vector for attackers who are skilled enough to exploit newly discovered flaws. The other problem with your logic is that uninstall programs very often don't finish the job. Many times there are registry keys, libraries, and other files left behind to waste disk space and other resources. I certainly would rather have the choice to never have the software installed in the first place rather than checking up behind the uninstall to ensure that it really removed everything.

    I would strongly argue that not removing these unwanted applications does indeed cost you money. You just don't know how to quantify it.

  68. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing that could make us change our ways is if it actually starts costing us money, and since boot time is your time, not ours, it doesn't cost us a thing.

    Doesn't losing your ass to Apple in market share cost you money? Have you checked the laptop demographic at your local cafe recently? I was a die-hard PC user for over 20 years. I switched almost exclusively to avoid buying a new laptop and dealing with crapware - and took about two dozen people with me so far. I swear you're losing money one way or another to this...

  69. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well doesn't that sound like a "we'll just make it your problem instead" comment.

    Remember that crap flows down from the top *and you also have a supply chain*. What if your vendors suddenly decided to start subsidising their operations by bolting crap onto everything that you use? The game is only fun until *you* start losing. As for this concept that "it's money to us", well, you can extrapolate that idea ad infinitum - right out of the realm of morality if you want. Lets say I'm a bank and I've noticed that I make more money by not giving you your money back. I might also notice that I can cream some of your insurance policies by having you whacked by a $10 nutjob with the blunt end of a baseball bat. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

    And as a side-note; anything that you install on a PC will necessarily increase its attack surface to a would-be hacker. By filling every joe-user PC with crap you essentially make the entire internet community and world-at-large pay for your greed.

  70. Vote with your wallet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy from vendors that put fewer crapware on their PCs. It will probably cost you more than the alternative, but that's the price you have to pay to get what you want.

    1. Re:Vote with your wallet by Fri13 · · Score: 1

      As said.... competition only causes harm to the customers.

      To get wanted hardware with Windows, you need to choose a unwanted hardware with Windows because the wanted hardware had Windows + crap more than the unwanted hardware had.

      You wanted to buy new sport shoes? Well, if you dont like to support child labors, then buy a dance shoes.... They are shoes and you can run with them so they are just fine...!

  71. your world must be quite narrow. by unity100 · · Score: 2

    because, majority of people on this planet - sorry - whopping majority of people on this planet, have never heard of DIY computers, leave aside gnu/linux.

    it is also their right to have a properly working pc with the money they pay, instead of bloatware. and hence, this article, complaint and the problem explained, are valid.

    try to think further than your horizon. think of other people too.

    1. Re:your world must be quite narrow. by Rizimar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most people I've talked to about computers are well aware that you can build your own PCs from scratch. The problem is that the "whopping majority" doesn't know how to do it. There are other options as well, such as having a knowledgeable friend help you to build one, buy a custom-made one from a local PC shop, buy a used computer from someone nearby that didn't come with bloatware or doesn't currently have it, or just uninstall the bloat when you buy the new computer that you want. It doesn't exactly require a degree in computer science to uninstall a program from a Windows machine, and if there are any difficulties, anyone can type "How to remove [software] from Windows" or something similar into Google and find an answer.

    2. Re:your world must be quite narrow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is also their right to have a properly working pc with the money they pay, instead of bloatware. and hence, this article, complaint and the problem explained, are valid.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan of bloatware, but seriously, it's their right. You get what you pay for and a three hundred dollar laptop is going to have drawbacks.

    3. Re:your world must be quite narrow. by icebraining · · Score: 1

      But bloatware drops the price, and manufacturers know they won't be able to compete with a more expensive PC with the same specs, because if the user knows what 'bloatware' is, (s)he'll probably be able to remove it, and if they don't, they'll go for the cheaper version.

    4. Re:your world must be quite narrow. by wideglide · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that the poor guy trying to get rid of all the bloatware on his/her shiny new toy already has a working box available. No working box = no internet/google. And it seems you assume that the aforementioned poor guy has friends to help him ... obviously your poor guy is not a slashdotter. Well, back to lurking

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    5. Re:your world must be quite narrow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because, majority of people on this planet - sorry - whopping majority of people on this planet, have never heard of DIY computers, leave aside gnu/linux.
      it is also their right to have a properly working pc with the money they pay, instead of bloatware. and hence, this article, complaint and the problem explained, are valid.
      try to think further than your horizon. think of other people too.

      No, it's not valid. The computer works just fine, as does the OS. So does the bundled software which they got with their discount OEM version of the OS. If you dont' like the crapware, then install the retail version instead. Your license key will work on it just fine, so you don't have to buy a copy. You can either download the installer from MS or pull it off the OEM disk you have.

      This is like bitching about the stock radio in your car being a piece of shit. Yah, it is. Big woop, either pull it out or pay someone to do it for you. Same thing here, you don't like the options with the package deal you purchased, change them or have someone do it for you.

  72. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    newegg hasnt hurt pc makers sales?

  73. Re:Dear kid: No. by blair1q · · Score: 2

    We already know your opinion, Mr. Torvalds.

  74. build your own by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    seriously, does not really take too much time to figure out what parts you need an order them. Actually building it takes 15 min once you understand how it works.

  75. Not the same. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    Apple computers come with tons of crap I'll never use so they aren't immune either. Examples would be: Garageband, iTunes, iMovie and ten other iNoun applications when I use it for work.

    Yeah, but those don't start up whenever you boot up your newly bought computer and hog resources to make it nearly unusable. They're also not trial applications that unpromptedly pester you to buy the full thing (though granted, they sometimes promptedly push other Apple stuff on you, like Quicktime Pro).

    You can also completely ignore all of the iApps if you want. You can even trivially delete them—drag them to the trashcan, and presto. Software updates for the iApps also happen through the centralized Apple software update tool, so you don't have half a million per-app software update windows popping up every day.

    The bloatware problem isn't preinstalled add-on software. It's intrusive preinstalled add-on software.

  76. Sibling AC is right - WTF? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    For your particular situation? Here's how you fix that:
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    Step one: build a standard generic OS image, with as many generic drivers as possible.
    Step two: boot each new machine of the same type to immediately dump that built image onto the machine (you have choices here - PXE, USB stick, CD, whatever... just make sure it's networked).
    Step three: kick back and relax - only takes 20-30 minutes for each box you do.
    Step four: install any custom drivers if needed. The generic image will have just enough in it to give you a basic box.

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  77. bloatware discount, windows refund combo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those that were able to get refunds from Microsoft for un-installing windows had the best of both worlds: The benefit of the bloatware revenue competitively driving down prices and money back from Microsoft (and NO bloatware/crapware/winOS).

    This was an important piece missing from the argument when trying to get PC manufactureres and others to offer Linux as an installed/shipping option and expecting a large drop in price.
    I can understand why Dell etc. didn't bring it up though...

  78. Just Dell and HP? by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0

    "When people think of HP and Dell"
    ...and Sony and Toshiba and emachines/Gateway/Acer and everything that's not custom built. Seriously, who doesn't do that? Even ASUS preinstalls some sort of optional utilities that are flashy but sometimes resource intensive. They're not even advertising really, it's mostly graphical flash and shortcut key/multitouch effects they add.
    The problem is, where do you draw the line? If it comes with no antivirus, lazy people will not install one. If it was preinstalled with something a lot lighter and better than Symantec like Avast or Nod32 or even the basic Kaspersky, nobody would be complaining. Then they add in a DVD burning suite which is less necessary than in XP but still very nice to have. I myself preinstall Adobe Reader X and Flash 10.1 and Java v23 on all machines I build for people so they have full web functionality and the latest secure version. HP Advisor/Update and the Bing toolbar are unacceptable but where are they going to draw the line?

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  79. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny you mention that...because the computer manufacturer that has the best reputation for quality and the higher profits margins than any other major computer firm on the planet...doesn't do bloatware. Because it sullies the user experience that was specced out from On High.

    I refer, of course, to Apple. Quality does matter. And producing a machine with quality hardware but making it slow as a dog from bloatware is not an overall quality experience.

  80. Did you mean Phone Manufacturers not PC? by selex · · Score: 1
    PC crapware is really easy to remove. You uninstall it.

    Try to remove the crapware from my Android phone or any phone...now thats more problematic. Most you have to root/crack/jailbreak and then go through the file structure and remove the files by hand.

    Selex

    1. Re:Did you mean Phone Manufacturers not PC? by Fri13 · · Score: 1

      Easy, I just bought two months ago a phone what has almost a vanilla Android, only a carriers logo at the boot, language preselected to correct, keyboard layout set correctly (scandinavia layout) and thats it.

      But the phone is not from HTC, Samsung or any other crappy OEM. It is from ZTE.

      Phone was SIM free from beginning (99% phones are, even iPhone today).

      Still, I need to root the Android if I want to get a root access. But hey, I have done it and I dont like it. Too much security risks by that. But I did not need to remove any of files to get anything. Everything were nicely done, mostly by Google.

      Next versions of Android, Google is pushing a idea that custom graphical interfaces can not be integrated to Android. That the carrier or OEM needs to keep their graphical customizations as separated applications like all Android market homescreens. To speed up a updating possibilities, allowing a carrier to update android anytime wanted without caring OEM customs. And giving a freedom to the owner to choose wanted GUI after they bought the phone.

  81. Meh, nerd ultimatums by discord5 · · Score: 1

    This is the final straw, the last stand.

    We will take no more, at least until this bag of cheetos is finished. OMNOMNOMNOM

    This is the year that companies have to wise up and realize that they're destroying the experience of the very machines they are marketing so vigorously against their competitors.

    Says who? What makes you think they even care about your opinion. You're obviously still buying their hardware even though you're complaining. Otherwise you wouldn't be complaining. I mean, you could always stop buying their shit and just order the parts, right?

    it ruins your brand

    "Dude, you bought a Dell." The brand is already ruined. That doesn't stop them from supplying most businesses.

    why are you saddling your machines with software that makes it less enjoyable to use?

    Because they're making money doing it, and so are a lot of other companies.

    If you still wish to include loads upon loads of third-party software, stick it all on a thumb drive and include it with every new machine.

    That would cost them money.

    tl;dr version: they do it because they make money doing so and 90% of the home consumers who buy Dell don't know any better. It's not going to change unless it starts hurting their profits, and quite frankly I don't see how some silly website's (well meant) "open letter" is going to change a damn thing. Enjoy your Dell.

    Why yes, I'm a cynic, why do you ask?

  82. Uninstall? Luxury! by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    I remember when I tried to hook up to my local BBS using PFS First Choice on a 286! There was no luxury then! There were only murmured prayers and the corpses of freshly-sacrificed male virgins by the amber glow of my CRT to guide me! To uninstall anything required a complete reformat of the hard drive, and bashing my daddy's head in with a guitar!

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  83. How about killing off the original bloatware? by macraig · · Score: 1

    I'd rather see them put an end to the original bloatware: the Windows Registry. Howzabout we unregister the Registry? That would certainly make my "experience" vastly more pleasant.

    1. Re:How about killing off the original bloatware? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Well, just delete it, problem solved.

    2. Re:How about killing off the original bloatware? by macraig · · Score: 1

      WTF?

  84. Is crapware really that bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean if it takes a hundred dollars off the price I would normally pay for my PC hardware... why exactly should I care?
    It's not even spyware, just crappy applications that can be uninstalled. And if all else fails just install Linux.

  85. Make apps portable by BigGuyWhoKills · · Score: 1

    HP and Dell should still install this software that subsidizes the cost of the computer, but demand that it be coded to have no impact on boot time (like portable applications). Media Player Classic is a perfect example of this.

  86. Linux FTW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Process is as follows:
    Buy shiny new laptop (desktop machines I build myself)
    Remove hard drive and place in drawer.
    Install new hard drive.
    Load Slackware.
    Live happy!

    Bloatware and Crapware remain untouched, while I still receive the subsidy. After the warranty period expires, format the original hard drive and save for the next machine. I can do all this in less time than it takes to through the Microsoft setup wizard then delete all the garbage.

  87. Install Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After confirming the PC works OK : Install an easy to use Linux.
    The formated harddisk and reinstalled Linux OS works like a new PC.

  88. It's Not a Problem by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    When the first thing you do is drop a Linux CD in there and wipe the drive clean. Shit, I don't even get prompted to accept a license agreement. If you don't want to pay an OS tax (Windows or Apple flavor,) you need to build your own system from scratch, though. You might be able to get Dell to agree to discount you the price of a Windows license, but you can bet Microsoft gets a cut from every CPU sold by them.

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    1. Re:It's Not a Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MSFT is selling cpus now?

  89. For desktops and servers, yes; laptops, no by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    I build my own desktops and servers. Laptops I buy from a reputable national manufacturer which means getting a boat load of crapware. I fire up the system to make sure it "works" with the pre-installed crapware and Windoze and then repartition the hard drive with Linux getting the bulk of the space and Windoze relegated to what amounts to a maintenance partition. While I could shrink the windoze partition and then remove the crapware, I just blow it away and do a clean install. I end up with a nice clean system running Linux with a dual boot to windoze if some pathetic piece of windows software won't run under wine.

    Cheers,
    Dave

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  90. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll buy the machine regardless of what we put on the desktop, so there is no economic reason to remove it.

    How do you know? We don't write in and tell you when we decide not to buy your machines because of the crapware. We just buy from someone else (maybe even from Apple), and you'll never find out.

  91. Buy local by gravyface · · Score: 1

    I buy business machines from a local, privately-owned retailer: I get the same 3-year next day warranty that big boys give, quality Intel motherboards/CPUs with Kingston RAM; quality StarTech PSUs and cases, assembled by knowledgeable technicians.

    If/when there's a hardware issue, I drop it off, they handle the RTM and have in-stock spares to get the machine up-and-running again quickly. Sure beats going through the usual scripted interrogation with a Dell rep on the other end of the line or having to ship it back.

    Best of all, no bloatware.

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  92. My Bread and Butter by TheRedDuke · · Score: 1

    It might be a bass-ackward system, but manufacturers who are making money hand-over-fist selling real estate on their hard drive subsidize my income. Incidentally, if anyone doesn't want their new PC saddled with bloatware, I'd be happy to re-image it with the (legit) OS of your choice for a nominal fee.

  93. Discretely? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    The aim of bloatware is to discretely deny choice. In the eyes of the PC makers, the solution and the aim are incompatible. Better than continuously denying choice!

  94. Bloatware is why PC's are cheaper than Mac's by grapeape · · Score: 1

    The PC manufacturers are paid to include the "bloatware" on their systems, its a rather lucrative way to offset costs. I dont think anyone wants to see the low end of laptops going for $700 again...its those subsidies that make the $300-$400 laptop possible.

  95. Microsoft tried this over ten years ago... by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microsoft tried this over ten years ago... Do people have no sense of history when it comes to computers?

    Go look up the monopoly case against Microsoft, a large portion of the case was Microsoft's restrictions on OEMs on what modifications could be made to the OS. Microsoft supported bootup customizations (logos, support info, etc.) but the line was drawn in the sand when Microsoft started requesting 3rd party applications to be something that the OEM did not load and instead the user could optionally install them.

    OEMs didn't want to lose this gravy the installed application money they received, and is why there was no lawsuit against Corel/Wordperfect for having the same contract that required the OEM to put Wordpefect Office on all systems sold, yet there was a lawsuit against Microsoft for the same contracts for both Windows and Microsoft Office.

    (OEMs only got a better deal of about $5 per copy off of Windows if they included Windows with every system sold, and the greedy OEMs that went along with this, were also the ones that later on were in court testifying against Microsoft for offering them 'cheaper' deal that they willingly took. Smart OEMs paid the extra $5 for OEM copies of Windows and didn't have to bundle Windows with each computer sold.)

    Anyway, this won't happen soon, as the money the OEMs make far out weighs the poor image of the crap that gets loaded on their computers creates about their computers.

    Microsoft is stilly trying to get OEMs to reduce or make the 'optional' software a user initiated installation, and has even created an installation platform for OEMs and 3rd party software to use so that people get a true Windows experience on first boot, and can add all the crap they want that the OEM gets a kick back for by installing or using the software which initiates the install. (Microsoft's own software even uses this with Office and even Live Essentials which was formerly OS applications are optional installs for users.)

    However, getting OEMs to stop taking 'bribe' money for loading crap, dream on... And with the Monopoly ruling against Microsoft, Microsoft no longer has any authority or say in how Windows is deployed. (Go read up on the lawsuit, why it really was a scam, and even people like the former CEO of Netscape later admitted it was a bad ruling, that he had previously testified and supported until he got to see the money and intent behind the ruling that came from the USA and the EU out of it.)

    1. Re:Microsoft tried this over ten years ago... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Smart OEMs paid the extra $5 for OEM copies of Windows and didn't have to bundle Windows with each computer sold.)

      The smart ones .... you mean the ones that are no longer in business cause they couldn't compete price wise ... those OEMs? Not sure how smart they were really.

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    2. Re:Microsoft tried this over ten years ago... by bit01 · · Score: 1

      and the greedy OEMs that went along with this

      Greedy OEM's or greedy MS$?

      Smart OEMs paid the extra $5 for OEM copies of Windows and didn't have to bundle Windows with each computer sold.)

      Sensible OEM's were forced to pay an extra $5 because of M$'s market manipulation.

      The price to produce windows is basically the same in all cases. The price that it is sold at however is all about M$'s monopoly market manipulation.

      This is 95% M$'s fault and your marketing spin attempting to shift the blame is typical of M$'s alley cat ethics. Like finger pointing children in a schoolyard "he did it first!".

      And that's leaving out the worthless read-write "restore partition" instead of providing the OS on known good read-only media that the customer can be confident has not been virus infected. And please, no nonsense about it being cheaper to produce. Yeah, 20c cheaper to produce for hugely degraded experience in the long term.

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      It's equally wrong that an IP creator should be rewarded too many times for the one piece of work, for exactly the same reasons.
      Reform IP law and stop the M$/RIAA abuse.

    3. Re:Microsoft tried this over ten years ago... by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      In fact, Microsoft right now is rolling out their Signature PC program, which essentially runs almost NO third-party software when the PC is bought at the retail level--indeed, there are just about no third-party drivers, either.

      It's actually a very laudable move, especially given Internet Explorer 8.0 is actually a pretty decent web browser. (Of course, you can add a third-party browser--I'd recommend Google Chrome because 1) it's REALLY fast and 2) Chrome renders web pages pretty accurately. That could change depending on how fast the final Firefox 4.0 runs.)

      I'd like to see all the desktop and laptop manufacturers offer their computers in Signature PC configuration.

    4. Re:Microsoft tried this over ten years ago... by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Smart OEMs paid the extra $5 for OEM copies of Windows and didn't have to bundle Windows with each computer sold.)

      The smart ones .... you mean the ones that are no longer in business cause they couldn't compete price wise ... those OEMs? Not sure how smart they were really.

      Well of course, cause that $5 cost could never have been adjusted into pricing or compensated for and would have broke any OEM.

      Seriously?

      The large OEMs are still around, and even some of the small ones, and the $5 for Windows had nothing to do with their success, in fact a couple of larger companies that could customized and ship Linux or OS/2 during this timre period were more successful because they didn't have to give a copy of Windows with every sale.

      However, for some OEMs it was a win-win, as they got a cheaper price, and could blame Microsoft for not being able to just sell you a computer or a computer with Linux. And this was great for them, as they DID NOT have to support an OS-less computer or deal with non-Windows technical support.

      Microsoft got conned in the deal far more than the OEMs, as the OEMs got a better price, an excuse for not having to hardware test and build systems for any other OS, or support another OS. It also left them ability to cry foul and run to testify against Microsoft for forcing Windows on them.

      However, in the 10 years since, how many systems do you see at Dell or HP offering Linux or any other OS? Very few if ANY, and they have their own internal policies now of INCLUDING Windows and ONLY supporting the computer with Windows on it as it was shipped. So the OEMs are doing the same crap, except they can't blame Microsoft for it now.

    5. Re:Microsoft tried this over ten years ago... by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Bascially, you have no clue, sadly.

      I was at the heart of this mess, as our corporation owned two separate OEMs during this timeframe.

      We specifically chose not to do what Dell and Gateway were doing, and instead took the cost hit as it was a better business model for us.

      Sure it was easier to just support one OS and build for one OS, but we didn't limit our product line nor our customers based on it being easier and cheaper - outside of the OEM pricing.

      As for Microsoft's exclusive pricing model, it was something that had been in the computer industry since the early 80s when independant software was first emerging from the base computer systems.

      All companies, from IBM to DEC used similar contracts for both OS level software and higher level application software to clone OEM manufacturers.

      What Microsoft offered was NO different than what had been around in the industry for many years, and it was an incentive for both parties.

      These same exclusive contracts STILL exist and is why you see 'crapware' loaded on EVERY system sold as they are required in the exclusive contracts. So even if you have the option to select for the crapware to not be installed, it is still shipped with the computer, even if not installed.

      Microsoft did nothing different, and is not any different than what is still happening in the OEM markets with the exclusive deals on pricing discounts for Wordperfect Office or the kickbacks for loading a trial version of Symantec crapware.

      Trying to isolate Microsoft in this as doing something different or putting pressure on OEMs is pure hyperbole.

      The only angle that had any bite on this issue was the dominance of Windows and this was customer demand, even if you think the consumer market was under-educated and making a bad choice, it was their choice that created this dominance, not some sly moves on Microsoft's part.

      If it was top down as you suggest influence, they Microsoft would be using this 'brilliance' to own the mp3,phone and other markets that the 'cosnumers' are demanding Apple products. Think about it, Microsoft is a horrible company at marketing or even properly showcasing the technologies that are good.

      Windows unified a fragmented hardware market for developers which made a lot of great software available to users. This is why Windows did well. PERIOD.

    6. Re:Microsoft tried this over ten years ago... by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Additionally, the crapware/bloatware debate is a main reason that moved Microsoft to open Retail Stores, as they could as a 'retailer' make demands of the computers being sold, that as a software supplier they no longer could.

      This allowed them to showcase Windows as they wanted the world to see it, and also put pressure back on OEMs that weren't meeting the requirements to be featured in the Microsoft stores.

  96. Bloated marketing budget? by Troll-Under-D'Bridge · · Score: 1

    I look at the price of some of the systems out there, and I can only assume that without 30-day Office 2010 trial editions and all the other crap they'd probably be in the hole.

    Maybe it's because of their bloated marketing budget. Where I live, no-name systems are still cheaper by half. The systems have zero marketing by definition. So maybe that's where the price difference comes in. The dudes at the marketing department of Branded System X have to eat somehow.

    On the other hand, it might be due to the cheapo parts in the no-name system. However, I doubt there would be that much of a difference since (at least as far as budget PCs are concerned) the main components like RAM and HDs are manufactured by only a handful of large companies (OEMs). If anything the Branded manufacturer is likely to benefit from higher discounts from presumably buying more units per component than the neighborhood PC assembler (who is more likely to source his purchases from a second tier distributor).

  97. Isn't this a free market? Or are PC makers idiots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's clearly a market (small, you may say... and I'd agree) that WANTS crapware free computers...

    Why don't they offer a Crapware free PC for $200 more than the Crapware added?

    It just doesn't make sense to me... Having that option anyone could tell MojoKid: pony up the $200 extra bucks and quit whinning...

    There's a freakin' unattended market there... Also, Dell tells McAfee: You know what, your trials will increase their relevance since those who don't want it won't order it (of course there's the other that will buy for $200 less and then uninstall, but still Dell would offer a somewhat more targeted advertising for more $$/piece)

    I mean, even Microsoft is doing it for christ's sake! And they don't have the access to the retail channel... Guess that's why Dell's dying..

    Is anyone doing so?? I'm behind on PC industry news..

  98. only nethack by tempest69 · · Score: 1

    I preinstalled everything on them that I automatically installed on my own PCs.

    nethack, the only app that should be on the machine until they figure out how it works. ;)
    nethack + floppy disk frustration was the genesis of much of my computer knowledge.
    Storm

    1. Re:only nethack by Elbereth · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I still install nethack on every computer, even though it kind of bores me now. Even the variants are kind of boring. But, hey, the fact that I got 20-25 years of enjoyment out of one game is pretty damn amazing. I can't think of anything else like that, except MAYBE pac man or tetris.

  99. Learning Curve? by Gonoff · · Score: 2

    I watched a colleague of mine hand a receptionist a Ububtu CD, show her how to boot from CD on his own PC and that was it. After the weekend she came back in saying how fantastic it was. She emails, surfs and plays games. What more are computers at home for?

    The lady apparently got no help from anyone else in her house and did it while husband & kids were watching TV.

    I ask again, what learning curve?

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    1. Re:Learning Curve? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You didn't ask the first time. For simple web browsing, email applications, etc. it does have a minimal learning curve until something goes wrong. Then you have to wade through forums, sometimes obscure ones, to figure out what went wrong. Im used to doing that on Windows machines mostly by myself but it always seemed like more of a pain in my ass to fix Linux problems. Sometimes you run into a brick wall where it just says "Sorry, it just wont work until they release a new distribution". Specifically, one problem I had was with a Matlab installation and another was with getting audio drivers to work through JACK and Ardour. I can use a Unix command prompt as I have to for work, and I understand basic Linux (I have read several books on the subject) but I am not a Linux enthusiast nor am I a hardcore CS dude that can code my way out of a problem. I just tried to switch on two occasions to Ubuntu and CentOS and found both severely lacking in ease of use for what I needed my machine to do. Linux (specifically Ubuntu) needs some growth yet for it to be user friendly enough for the people inbetween CS gurus and basic users to be able to do what they want without spending hours handling problems that should be trivial. Granted, its free so I shouldn't be bitching, however it supports my hypothesis that the market is not a free market because you either go with Linux and waste valuable time or go with the Windows/MacOS oligopoly and waste dollars.

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    2. Re:Learning Curve? by mywhitewolf · · Score: 2

      linux back in the day required a steep learning curve, but Ubuntu has made massive strides with "ease of use", i find it easier to use than windows 7. and i've been using windows 7 for the last year or 2 and i used Ubuntu for about a month. i only went back to windows 7 because they supported the games i wanted to play. Ubuntu is to linux what macOS was suppose to be with windows.. everything "just works". Ubuntu is brilliant in this regard, (lets not even get started on the repository)

    3. Re:Learning Curve? by jomama717 · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to bust you on this, I am genuinely interested in how easy it would be for this subject to:

      * Purchase + install a webcam and use skype
      * Open, modify, save, and email a recipe sent in .docx format
      * Sync an iPod/iPad to an installation of iTunes
      * Play music through a home stereo system (ala Apple AirPort Express)

      These are things that I have had to do recently or do every day with my PC. I am 10+ year software developer, I have an ancient SUSE linux box for serving files, a macbook, a PC desktop, and a Windows work laptop. I also have a job from hell, and a 19-month old daughter which leaves no time or desire to faff around with getting these things to work on Ubuntu - unless you tell me that it is exactly as easy as it is on a PC. If this is the case for me, I am guessing it is at least the case for the woman in your example.

      BTW - please excuse the formatting, ever since the UI change I can't properly format my comments, and the FAQ has not been updated.

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    4. Re:Learning Curve? by quetzalblue · · Score: 1

      > either go with Linux and waste valuable time or go with the Windows/MacOS oligopoly and waste dollars.

      :-) I've probably wasted as much time troubleshooting my Windows as I have my linux (and freebsd!) installs. BTW, my first attempt at Ubuntu (not v1.0.0.0!) crashed on install : not ready for primetime. A year later, it managed to install but ran like a tortoise on depressants. THIS is what the masses seem happy with ? sheesh ! I now run Debian; plain ol' boring Debian. Twiddle a few bits here and there and voila : good enough.

      BTW, maybe what we (that's you and me) need is something truly standardized. Maybe this Android stuff might have something going for it. Cuz I dont think the problem is the OS but rather how to shoehorn it onto inconsistent systems and still work consistently - Apple is probably damned close to this but I'm not an Apple-fan.

    5. Re:Learning Curve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      point 1 "easy"
      well i went to a online store and bought a "non-windows-required" webcam. (it's easy if you look) plug it into Ubuntu and set my skype to use the webcam as a video source.
      point 2 "easy"
      Opened Open Office (not got around to installing Libre Office yet) and then opened the .docx file then saved it as a more universal format.
      point 3 "easy" (if you bought an Apple Walled Garden Device you've only yourself to blame for being an idiot)
      I'm not a sheep, so I never got the whole "gotta have an iPad" device! so no iTunes required to sync my music to my Android mobile
      Point 4 "easy"
      Got a cheap media streamer (cheaper than the apple airport express thingy) with a good set of speakers (also plugged into my 32" HD TV in my living room) for that I can control the music and movie via my Android phone easily.

      I suggest you either give up the kid or your job!
      or better still stop wasting time on /. and play with your kid!
      If you can't handle Ubuntu then there's no hope for you...

    6. Re:Learning Curve? by Nursie · · Score: 1

      1. All the webcams I've bought recently have just worked with linux. My advice would be to stick to logitech or (ironically) Microsoft branded cams.
      Ubuntu may require you to add the canonical parter repository in the software manager (a few clicks) and then install skype from the software 'store'.

      2. No idea. Use another format. Word does ODF pretty well IIRC. And OO.o has always done doc well enough. If that's a dealbreaker for you then that's a dealbreaker for you.

      3. Wine. If you must have iTunes. I'm told it works well.

      4. For airport express - what does it play? What protocols does it speak? My network-enabled radio thing picks up UPnP, maybe samba too. The ps3 and the tv also speak UPnP. So my music and video is on a network share and also available over UPnP using Mediatomb.

      There is also mtdaapd that talks the apple/iTunes server protocol.

      "no time or desire to faff around with getting these things to work on Ubuntu - unless you tell me that it is exactly as easy as it is on a PC."

      Wait, you've been a software engineer for a decade and you contrast 'Ubuntu' and 'a PC' as different things?

      You trollin' ?

    7. Re:Learning Curve? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      I will try Debian some time. I would really like Ubuntu to work bit better as Linux fits better with my philosophy anyway. I don't like having to pay for Windows but it tends to work the way I want it 85 percent of the time, annoy me 5-10 percent of the time, and get bogged down 5-10 percent of the time. Ubuntu worked right slightly less than that so I gave up. Also, I do not like Apple so much either out of principal so I won't buy one of their products, with the exception of this damn iPod I don't even use. Lesson learned. ;)

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    8. Re:Learning Curve? by coliverhb · · Score: 1

      Other than the audio, you really should be able to do all of that with minimal fuss (depending upon the streaming format that your stereo uses of course). Docx is a slightly more complicated matter, but thats just installing a converter. Your Ipod can sync with the native music player, and you can have your library set to your Itunes music directory (though I have no idea why you would want to use that software.) I haven't personally tried installing a webcam, but I would assume that most webcams are supported. Since you haven't already bought one, you can get one that you know beforehand is compatible.

      Sorry about my lack of formatting! :D

    9. Re:Learning Curve? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      * Purchase + install a webcam and use skype

      Works with anything modern I have seen.

      * Open, modify, save, and email a recipe sent in .docx format

      OO.o supports that just fine.

      * Sync an iPod/iPad to an installation of iTunes

      How and why did you install iTunes without Windows or OSX? Or is it another one of "I have just bought a moutain of stuff from worst enemies of Linux -- make it all work with Linux or I will complain about it loudly!" pseudo-questions?

      * Play music through a home stereo system (ala Apple AirPort Express)

      Everything EXCEPT AirPort Express works just fine. AirPort Express works, but if you want convenience, it's a bad choice.

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    10. Re:Learning Curve? by Garridan · · Score: 2

      Yup. I got fed up with fixing my wife's computer, so I put Ubuntu on it. She *hates* computers and administration thereof. The only thing she's asked me to do since then is how to install software (and recommend various things).
      Back to topic, I bought a new laptop this weekend. Took my ubuntu boot cd into BigBox(TM) and booted a couple of sub-$500 machines. They both worked perfectly, so I bought the more powerful of the two. Came home, installed linux. Never booted to windows. Guess what, no bloatware! And all the hardware works flawlessly. I'm *SO* happy with this. In the 90's, I spent days searching for linux compatible hardware that I could afford, and then another day or two tinkering to get the system working.

    11. Re:Learning Curve? by jomama717 · · Score: 1

      Not trolling...I guess I've always referred to a non-windows machine as an "OS box" (e.g. "linux box", "solaris box"). Anyway, thanks for the response - you've confirmed my suspicion that to accomplish these things there would indeed be some faffing involved, albeit not a huge amount for the tech savvy.

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    12. Re:Learning Curve? by quetzalblue · · Score: 1

      Given your environment, I'd stay with Windows. No, I'm not a Windows fan, but I recognize that software development, subsidized software development that is, is much more heavily tilted toward where the market is. Since Windows used to be 90% of the market, it's not hard to tell where vendors would be spending their resources. That's not to say that open source wont eventually have what you're looking for, but it would probably be a longer wait. Also, :-) by then your requirements would have changed and you will want something that the opensource crowd will be running to catch up to.

      On the other hand, if you come from a teletype / dialup background like me, your wants would be drastically fewer and simpler. Eventually your TV/DVD/Game console will probably be doing all sorts of computer kinda stuff and you will fondly remember how you could waste several hours figuring out how to put italics into your emails. :-)

    13. Re:Learning Curve? by jomama717 · · Score: 1

      Fair question on the iTunes - I didn't mean to suggest that it would have to be iTunes, only that a suitably easy analog would have to be available to give the parent's anecdote legs. Based on other responses it sounds like there are such alternatives. That said, I still just don't see Ubuntu as a viable option for the archetypical lay-person (a receptionist in this case).

      However, I could see going Ubuntu as the first step on a path that ends with the person buying the boxed windows OS and having a perfectly clean machine, ironically.

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    14. Re:Learning Curve? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0

      Good luck finding a friend or a neighbor that knows how to fix linux problems.

    15. Re:Learning Curve? by Drgnkght · · Score: 2

      Then you have to wade through forums, sometimes obscure ones, to figure out what went wrong. Im used to doing that on Windows machines mostly by myself but it always seemed like more of a pain in my ass to fix Linux problems.

      You do realise that the average user is usually incapable of fixing even the smallest Windows issue, right? Linux or Windows doesn't make much difference here.

      It sounds more like you're complaining about losing all of the sunk cost in time learning how to fix Windows. I could be wrong (easily) but that's my take on it.

    16. Re:Learning Curve? by jomama717 · · Score: 1

      Eventually your TV/DVD/Game console will probably be doing all sorts of computer kinda stuff and you will fondly remember how you could waste several hours figuring out how to put italics into your emails. :-)

      Hah! That very well may be.

      To the rest of your post, my point was not that I have a desire to switch completely to ubuntu, I was only trying to establish that if I as a tech savvy user capable of such a switch find that it's too much of a hassle to do so then it would certainly be beyond the reach of the subject of the parent's anecdote. I'll probably end up converting my windows box to ubuntu/centOS and using it as my web/DB/application/file server once I snag a new personal use laptop - which will either be a macbook or a windows 7 machine, haven't decided. In any case, thanks for your reply.

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    17. Re:Learning Curve? by fredjh · · Score: 1

      Well... I can't answer you entirely, but I can say this (as someone working professionally as a software developer for nearly 20 years).

      1. Ubuntu doesn't make it any harder to purchase a webcam. Installing it is usually easier than windows (if it's supported, there's usually nothing extra to install, or Ubuntu might say it needs to download something and ask if you want to do it). Skype comes as a .deb package, so it's easy to install. This is something I've done before... I don't like skype, I don't have it any more, but this was several years ago and it worked just fine. Of course, that's if it's supported. Linux users may have to actually look it up before clicking on "order" at newegg.

      2. Don't see why that would be a problem... Open Office is supposed to handle .docx. I've never tried though. All the other documents I've received in MS format have worked with the only exception that people who didn't know how to format documents properly usually ended up with something that looked terrible.

      3. No iTunes. I use Banshee, though. It's similar in layout and the way you use it to iTunes. No iTMS, of course. But you make playlists and sync them with your iPod. This is something I currently do on probably a weekly basis to change out music on my old Nano. Recently I've started recording my old LPs using a USB turntable... I didn't have to even install any software or drivers on Linux... it just worked.

      4. Never tried it beyond just using line-out, so wouldn't know.

      I will say this, though - I've been using Ubuntu for several years. I still boot to Windows for games, but don't really play that often, so I'm on Linux like 99% of the time for my own use. Everyone else in my house uses Windows. My son plays a lot of games; my daughter less so. My wife uses iTMS still. I don't pay extra for MS products anyway, so even on Windows we all use Open Office.

      There's always going to be something someone comes up with that "requires" Windows. I don't hate or blame Windows users, but it still seems to me that for most people, the only problem with Ubuntu is it's not Windows. They conflate "different" with "hard," and call Linux "hard" because they already learned Windows and Ubuntu is different.

      Overall, over the past few years, most hardware upgrades and installs actually ended up being easier with Ubuntu... the ones that weren't were usually complete fails, though.

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    18. Re:Learning Curve? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Online linux forums have evolved quite a bit. No longer are requests for help instantly flamed with "you stupid n00b go back to windows if the command line is to hard lulz you don't belong here". You can usually find someone who had a similar problem and solution just by a couple minutes worth of googling. While 2011 is still not the year of the linux desktop, the userbase has grown quite a bit now. Also - good luck finding a friend or neighbor that knows how to fix windows problems. Not only that, but the microsoft website is probably the most obfuscated area of the internet. They seem to actually want to hide information for you in useless KB articles that point to other articles that point to dead links or things that are irrelevant. As if they had hired people from the porn industry to design their sites - CLICK HERE and you will get the pic you want, but now CLICK HERE no HERE etc ad nauseam.

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    19. Re:Learning Curve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway, thanks for the response - you've confirmed my suspicion that to accomplish these things there would indeed be some faffing involved

      Yep, troll.

    20. Re:Learning Curve? by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Eh, possibly.

      Linux is awesome for people who don't do much at all with computers (web, mail, office tasks etc) though the iTunes issue could be a bit of a pain for them I suppose.

      It's also great for those of us that do like to do weird things with network sub-interface config, cross-compiling custom kernels for NAS boxes and the other crap I find I do for fun (why???). There's probably a large area in the middle where the 'advanced user' (lets call them that for the sake of argument) can get their stuff done faster and with less fuss on windows.

      Of course the other advantage is that getting software for most stuff I ever want to do is no more than a few steps of "apt-cache search, hmmm - that looks interesting, apt-get install" away. Finding good, free software for windows can be a pain.

    21. Re:Learning Curve? by jomama717 · · Score: 1

      They conflate "different" with "hard," and call Linux "hard" because they already learned Windows and Ubuntu is different.

      I see what you are getting at, but I think a point that is missed is that for a person with no interest in learning anything new about computers - a base consumer (which I am not, I'm playing devil's advocate with this thread) - whether something is "different" or "hard" makes no difference when the thing to be avoided is "effort". If windows were to cease to exist tomorrow I have no doubt that the transition would be relatively smooth because linux has evolved into a very easy platform to use, as you point out. Alas, this will not be the case and the path of least resistance will continue to be windows for the foreseeable future.

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    22. Re:Learning Curve? by jomama717 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I personally think that the Unix command line shell with the standard suite of commands is the apex of the software productivity vs. usability graph.

      Picture a bell curve, on the left extreme you have punch cards, in the middle is bash, and on the right extreme is "Angry Birds" :)

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    23. Re:Learning Curve? by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu can have Amarok, which can sync with an ipod. Although I don't suppose it can play DRM'ed files. Then again they are crap anyway.

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    24. Re:Learning Curve? by georgesdev · · Score: 1

      you either go with Linux and waste valuable time or go with the Windows/MacOS oligopoly and waste dollars.

      I just had to fix a vista machine and an xp machine, both had stupid problems connecting to a Windows CIFS NaS server from Synology. No error message that i could use to search in forums. I ended up deleting the user accounts, recreating them, then restoring user data from backups. I know it sounds stupid, but what do you do when there is no error message ...
      During that time, my Linux laptop was working fine, including accessing that Synology file share.
      Main reason to stick to Windows or Mac is the warm feeling of doing what the others do.
      Main reason, for me, to stick to Linux is the sense of freedom, the higher wage for Linux specialists.

      Now to answer the bloatware point, hardware vendors do it because they make money this way. You're free to buy and install Windows from scratch, with the drivers, etc ... but you really have to love microsoft and hate bloatware for that ... Oh by the way, why do people keep the stickers "nvidia in here" "triple core hydrogen turbo boost" ...

    25. Re:Learning Curve? by damnbunni · · Score: 1

      If you can't handle Ubuntu then there's no hope for you...

      And that exact attitude is what's doing the most harm to Linux on the desktop.

    26. Re:Learning Curve? by Denihil · · Score: 1

      QFT. I do believe there is a free market concerning OS's, though. A single word: "Bittorrent".

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    27. Re:Learning Curve? by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      This is why I went with OSX after running linux for 5 years. I got sick of working on my computer. Now I work with my computer.

      I still get all the things I loved about linux (minus the religion) and all the things I wanted my linux install to easily do. To me OSX is basically *nix for the lazy man.

      Your list with osx

      1) Your computer has a webcam, you can buy almost any webcam and it will work.
      2) You can buy a copy of microsoft office, iWork, or download open office.
      3) It's apple, of course you have iTunes (and you don't have a choice to not have itunes)
      4) See 3

    28. Re:Learning Curve? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. I used Linux for over a year on a digital audio workstation. I also used it for working with Matlab. I ended up being decent at fixing problems but it seemed like the programs I needed to use were more of a pain to install and make work correctly than on Windows. On Windows I can click several buttons and get everything handled, on Linux I actually had to go down to the command prompt at times and at others do this and also edit config files. It could be the most recent version of Ubuntu is much more streamlined, I don't know as I havent used it for over a year.

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    29. Re:Learning Curve? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Haha. Touché.

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    30. Re:Learning Curve? by shadowknot · · Score: 1

      That's a completely fair point if you have the fiscal means to make the switch. It means buying new hardware rather than downloading and installing new software and that's a cost many people either can't or won't bear. I agree that the Apple experience is a delightful one but I like my thinkpad and I don't especially like Windows so my options are, pretty much, a flavor of Linux or BSD.

    31. Re:Learning Curve? by fredjh · · Score: 1

      No argument here.

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    32. Re:Learning Curve? by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      I didn't say there was no alternative software. I said you don't have a choice in if you get itunes on your mac.

    33. Re:Learning Curve? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      IPod works just fine with anything Linux-based, and there are plenty of iTunes-like players (Amarok was mentioned, but Clementine seems to be better than current Amarok, so this is what I use).

      That said, I still just don't see Ubuntu as a viable option for the archetypical lay-person (a receptionist in this case).

      This is nonsense -- Ubuntu is perfectly usable as it is. The only "problems" you will find, are for the users who insist on using specific branded hardware or software that is known not to work with Linux, and has equivalent, or superior, replacements. Games and CAD are two areas where you may encounter serious incompatibility, and neither is necessary for "archetypical lay-person". I may be even wrong about games, as I don't play them and therefore can't evaluate recent improvements in Wine.

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  100. when I want to know what in my food by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    When I want to know what's in my food, or beer, or cider, or cheese, or computer.

    Well, I make it myself.

    If I don't care I get a take away,
    if I really don't care I buy something from the shops ready made.

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  101. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the other hand, if the reviewers like this guy complaining actually had a section of the review for each machine to review the bloatware, and then the quality of the bloatware was a factor in their final X-out-of-10 rating, perhaps it might create a push from the manufacturers to make the bloatware suck less.

    But that would mean the guy complaining would have to do actual work in each review... far more difficult than just ranting.

  102. Loading up Linux was the answer by Lorien_the_first_one · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Linux was to me, the smart bomb for all that bloatware. It serves more than one purpose, however. Eliminating Microsoft software also reduces the chance that web developers will be enticed to program their site just for Windows. By using Chrome or Firefox on Linux, I'm "voting" for software freedom - freedom to use the software I want, and freedom from bloatware.

    This in turn will make Windows server software seem less appealing to those same programmers and their supervisors and the investors in the company. That could mean one less hideously expensive sale for Microsoft.

    Before I blew away the partitions on the drive, I made the install DVDs in the event that I would ever need them again for someone who really wants to use Windows if I ever give the machine away or sell it. But in my hands, this machine isn't going to run Windows. See? I believe in freedom of choice.

    I'm being a bit idealist here, I know. But I can dream a little, can't I?

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    1. Re:Loading up Linux was the answer by Kalriath · · Score: 2

      Idealist, no. Batshit crazy, yes.

      Windows Servers have no bearing on what clients you can use to access them. An ASP.NET website can just as easily be accessed using Firefox on Ubuntu as IE on Windows. In fact, it's all built to spit out valid XHTML and CSS, and uses jQuery nowadays rather than some proprietary library. And you can just as easily access Exchange with Thunderbird or Pine.

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    2. Re:Loading up Linux was the answer by Lorien_the_first_one · · Score: 1

      Ignorant, maybe. Crazy, probably not. But there are websites tracking that stuff anyway.

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    3. Re:Loading up Linux was the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are websites tracking whether you're ignorant and insane? How do you know this?

    4. Re:Loading up Linux was the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but windows servers running sharepoint do restrict what clients can access them.

    5. Re:Loading up Linux was the answer by Lorien_the_first_one · · Score: 1

      How brave of you to speak up, anonymous coward.

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    6. Re:Loading up Linux was the answer by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      SharePoint 2007, yes. SharePoint 2010, no - Microsoft added Firefox as what they call "a First Class supported browser". And if it works in Firefox, odds are it works in Chrome/Safari/Opera too.

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  103. Re:Dear kid: No. by syousef · · Score: 1

    We get paid by the vendor to put it there, so that's money to us regardless of the price you pay for the machine. You'll buy the machine regardless of what we put on the desktop, so there is no economic reason to remove it.

    No we won't. We'll buy tablets or other gadgets with the money that don't turn our spare time into an endless struggle. That's the point being made here. Being dense like this is ruining your industry and will likely have you out of a job. Wake up.

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  104. Buy a Lenovo instead, and be happy by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    I just bought a Thinkpad from Lenovo and it had almost no crapware (with the exception of Windows itself, and the stupid time-bombing version of MS Office that I will never use). You do realize that just because HP and Dell are the two biggest players in the market does not mean they are the only ones, right?

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    1. Re:Buy a Lenovo instead, and be happy by toddestan · · Score: 1

      While Lenovos are relatively free of third-party bloatware, at least as of a few years ago they all came with a whole bunch of utilities that more or less duplicated functionality that already existed in Windows (such as managing wireless networks, battery life monitor, display manager, etc.). While the utilities weren't terrible, my laptop sure ran better once I did a fresh install of the OS and stuck with the built-in Windows functionality.

  105. FIRST thing by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    I do with a new computer is to boot it up, then shut it down, pull the HD out, store it with the expiration date of the warranty, install a new clean HD, install the OS I want and set it up the way I want. After the warranty expires, I wipe out the factory HD, and put it on the shelf.

  106. Uhhh... It is costing you money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The market for OSX wouldn't be half so strong if wintel boxes weren't uniformly jacked with this stuff.

  107. Tech Evangelist Upton Sinclair by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    I believe that tech evangelist Upton Sinclair said it best -- I think this was in one of his columns in an early issue of Byte magazine:

    "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."

    (Upton Sinclair, if you've never heard of him, was the coinventor of the Timex Sinclair -- he's not as well remembered as Wozniak, Jobs, or Gates, but he's far more quotable.)

    1. Re:Tech Evangelist Upton Sinclair by jcr · · Score: 1

      Are you confusing Upton Sinclair with Clive Sinclair, or are you making a joke that I missed?

      -jcr

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    2. Re:Tech Evangelist Upton Sinclair by IceFreak2000 · · Score: 1

      (Upton Sinclair, if you've never heard of him, was the coinventor of the Timex Sinclair -- he's not as well remembered as Wozniak, Jobs, or Gates, but he's far more quotable.)

      Clever trick for a man who died in 1968...

      The quote is definitely from Upton Sinclair (the American author), but you're conflating him with Clive Sinclair

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    3. Re:Tech Evangelist Upton Sinclair by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      It's a joke, in the style of John Hodgman. The only point worth paying attention to is the quote itself.

  108. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We get paid by the vendor to put it there, so that's money to us regardless of the price you pay for the machine. You'll buy the machine regardless of what we put on the desktop, so there is no economic reason to remove it.

    You can remove it yourself using the normal software uninstallation process. You can remove the entire operating system if you like. People with opinions like yours have been doing that for decades, now, to put alternative operating systems on the machines. How did that affect our sales? It didn't. So don't expect it to now.

    The only thing that could make us change our ways is if it actually starts costing us money, and since boot time is your time, not ours, it doesn't cost us a thing.

    so there you have it, straight from the horses mouth ... they don't give a fuck about the end user - so shut up and put up with it because we make lots of money ... bend over little kid and show me the money

  109. Bloatware = Advertising for the computing platform by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

    Let me fix the initial summary a bit and I think you'll see what I mean:

    This is the final straw, the last stand. This is the year that newspapers/magazines/television channels/websites/other forms of media or platforms have to wise up and realize that they're destroying the experience of the very products they sell. We're talking about advertising, and it's an issue that we simply cannot remain silent on any longer. The term 'advertising' generally refers to any additional crap inserted in a product that is not a necessary or desired for the use of the core product itself. 'Advertising' is usually provided by third-party companies, and can range from the awkward to the creepy or horrifying. It's quite problematic, and these ads generally show up first thing, right as the product is first opened or becomes visible, before the consumer ever has a chance to use the product as intended. It's time for product makers to take note: consumers do not want advertising. It's a royal pain from top to bottom, and moreover, it ruins your brand. When people think of Company X or Company Y, they immediately think of just how infuriating it is that their latest product took a virtual eternity to sit through or skip by the cruft before it became usable. To these companies: why are you saddling your products with advertising that makes it less enjoyable to use? The solution seems pretty simple. If you still wish to include loads upon loads of third-party advertising, stick it all in an appendix/on a separate channel/in a .zip and include it with every new product. Problem solved.

    The sad truth is, just as people are willing to accept commercials on channels that they pay a monthly fee to watch, full-page ads in magazines that they pay an annual subscription rate in order to read, and skyscraper or banner ads on websites that they've registered and paid to use, people are willing to put up with bloatware. It's just part of using the product.

    Some companies care about their brand enough to either take a stand and cut prices elsewhere, or else they charge a premium in order to avoid the issue. But for those that want to come in at the low end, this type of advertising, and that's what bloatware is, is an additional way to subsidize the costs of the machines. I won't suggest that asking them to remove bloatware is as ludicrous as asking TV channels to remove commercials would be, but suggesting that it's as simple as sticking it on a thumb drive is missing the point entirely.

  110. Bigger objection is crapware shipped w/ updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a bigger issue than pre-installed crapware is the crapware that Adobe and Oracle are shipping now as part of their security updates. Updating Adobe Reader tries to trick you into installing some sort of McAfee scanner, and updating Java tries to trick you into installing a Yahoo! toolbar.

    Customers don't want this shit, so they learn not to install security updates. And vulnerabilities in old versions of Java and Adobe Reader are some of the more common worm targets.

  111. What is this "bloatware" of which you speak? by PhilipTheHermit · · Score: 1

    Doesn't everyone wipe the disk and install LInux or BSD as soon as they get home? I'm confused.

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  112. It's called "crapware" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not bloatware

  113. Re:Dear kid: No. by DarkJC · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile Apple slowly erodes your share of the PC market and rakes in an amount of profit per machine that you could only dream of, while you're getting by on razor thin margins and ruining your customers experience by supporting those margins with crapware. Sounds like a winning strategy.

  114. Dell? by br4nd0nh3at · · Score: 0

    I've setup a lot of Dell PCs, and there isn't that much bloatware on them. Moreover not that many programs starting up upon logon. Usually you have to disable the Dell dock that's it.

    HP on the other hand...

  115. programs, fine... staying resident, NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have a problem with the programs being on the drive, per se. It is the proliferation of programs that think that they NEED to be running all the time, when most would work just fine to launch when requested and then close cleanly when the user is done with them.

  116. A Jedi always builds his own lightsaber by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    Likewise, you should pick the components you want in your PC and build your own. That way when you install your OS you get the added benefit of no bloatware.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:A Jedi always builds his own lightsaber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everybody wants to be a JEDI. some people just want to get on with their lives without all that mystical mumbo jumbo.

    2. Re:A Jedi always builds his own lightsaber by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...your desire to be ignorant is contrary to the reality of things. You can "pay" on the frontend or you can "pay" on the backend. Either way you will "pay" in time or bother. There is simply no avoiding it unless you are willing to avoid Windows entirely and buy a better product.

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  117. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You'll buy the machine regardless of what we put on the desktop,..."

    Put another way, dogs will eat what's put in their dish.

    Actually, the bloat generally begins long before 3rd-party tinsel attaches itself to an OS. What parts of Vista actually are crucial to the utility of the OS?

  118. Asymmetric Information by one-of-many · · Score: 1

    The OP's frustration is probably because they think the market is not working right. If people knew what the OP does, which is that the seller is taking ~$50 to make the computer perform worse (they could have a much better computer for $50 more), people would make different choices. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_asymmetry

  119. Re:Dear kid: No. by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

    This situation is a textbook example of a tragedy of the commons. Each PC manufacturer stands to gain from including bloatware. Consumers generally don't decide between different PC makers based on the amount of bloatware installed (because they all have it), so the cost is practically nothing, while the direct, short-term financial benefit is substantial.

    However, consumers *do* consider subjective frustration when choosing a computing platform, and bloatware increases the frustration consumers feel toward the PC platform as a whole, reducing its market share. In short, bloatware is like pollution: nobody pays to dump sewage in the river, but everyone gets sick.

    There are two common solutions to the commons problem: regulation, which isn't really feasible in a private market like that for PCs, or property rights that give actors an incentive to maintain the commons. The latter tactic explains why walled gardens have grown so explosively: their "owners" (Apple, Google, and to some extent, mobile carriers) have a strong incentive to not pollute the market.

  120. Was that ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ..."open letter" written using MS Word?

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  121. Not a new problem by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

    Back in the olden days there was an assumption that if you didn't build your own PC it was a smoldering piece of shit. Some interesting exceptions. There was a ROM version of Dos on my Tandy PC, that thing was so tweeked that it was like its own OS. It booted faster than any operating system to date. It was just on(flick, booted!). 'Just on' will come one day again ... maybe. You couldn't change that version of Dos but you could boot a newer one from floppy but for the apps we used there was no need... you needed to build a real PC for gaming, as cool as Hercules was for its high res; the lack of good sound card support or a feasible hard drive upgrade was the death of the Tandy.

    Nothing ever changes, just the details.

  122. Re:Dear kid: No. by AaronMK · · Score: 0

    You'll buy the machine regardless of what we put on the desktop, so there is no economic reason to remove it.

    I know for a fact that is not true, because $1500 have been lost in sales from my immediate family alone, and the bloatware is the sole reason.

    People ask me for advice on what to buy, and I now tell them Apple, and the problems with bloatware are the sole reason. That is $1500 is not the money that went to Apple, that is money the would have spent PC laptops. More went to Apple, and it has been worth the extra money.

    Pretty much all the problems they were having were bloatware related, and when they would let format and put "plain, off the shelf" Windows their systems worked. However, they don't want to jump through the hoops to get the equivalent of a boxed OS from the manufacturer. They don't know how format the drive, and install a clean OS, and get the drivers. They don't want to wait til the next time I visit to get and use their computer. (And I don't want to spend that precious time building their systems either.)

    It got to the point that I would refuse to assist them with their PC problems, in any way, if it the system had not been wiped (including the"recovery" partition), and had an "off the shelf" OS installed. If they did not want to do that, they could get an Apple, and feel free to call me with problems. A couple went the "wipe and start fresh" route, but most just decided to get Macs. Either way, support calls are now few and far between, and the Windows people were just as happy as the OS X people. But then, as the bloat on PCs become more and more attached to device drivers, all of their purchases became Macs.

    The Dells, HPs, etc. (From your message, I assume you work for one of them.) can continue to think that bloatware does not take its toll on their bottom line. Or, they can open their eyes, see Apple kicking their asses in customer satisfaction, profits, and increasing market share. Ditch the bloatware, and maybe that trend will reverse.

  123. Interesting icon choice by tbg58 · · Score: 1

    Interesting that /. would choose to put an HP logo in an article about crapware.

  124. Re:Dear kid: No. by AaronMK · · Score: 1

    Manufacturers charge extra to provide a plain Windows install disc with your computer purchase. I guess you could consider that your "crapware free" fee.

  125. Wah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no! I'm too ignorant to run Linux!

  126. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What parts of Vista actually are crucial to the utility of the OS?

    That's what I often think when I have 3 versions of Ubuntu to choose from and know that even the smallest is still about 1200% bigger than a DSL install.

    Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you just wanted a mindless Microsoft bash. My bad. Maybe next time.

  127. Re:Dear kid: No. by Cronock · · Score: 1

    A cheap schmuck gets the crapware-loaded PC and thinks it's a deal.
    A cheap geek gets the crapware-loaded PC and nukes the system as soon as he gets home, customizing it to perform as it should be.
    A smart geek completely builds their own system, never having seen a piece of bloatware.
    A rich geek buys a Mac and wonders what ever happened to bloatware.

    I did wish Microsoft would throw in a "1-click bloatware removal" requirement into their OEM agreement, it's not hurting Dell/HP/Gateway's image nearly as much as it's hurting people's perception of Windows PC in general.

  128. No problem for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does the writer say "OS" in the letter. It is not a problem with any OS other then Windows. You choose to use a crappy marketing-driven OS, default-installed (and thus sponsored OS). So deal with the shit that comes with it.

  129. Summary by juventasone · · Score: 1

    To summarize what has already been said.

    • they are (choose one) evil and profiting from user complacency, or subsidizing to offer lower prices
    • if you know what you're doing, it takes about a half hour to uninstall it all
    • you can avoid it by paying more and buying a business PC or small vendor PC
  130. Easy solution by sfdrew · · Score: 1

    I have a solution guaranteed to keep you from ever even seeing the bloat-ware. Step one: Download a Linux ISO and burn to a CD. Step two: put CD in drive when you first start the computer Step three: install Linux and enjoy. Your machine will run faster, virus free, and no bloatware! Who would have thunk it?

  131. "Bloatware" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The term 'bloatware' generally refers to any additional software installed on a machine that is not a native part of the operating system"
    uhm, no... bloatware generally refers to bloated, useless software.

    If they loaded Firefox and VLC not many people would complain.
    Most people don't complain when they load MS Office or OpenOffice either.

    The problem is that they load CRAP...
    It's either cripples versions of stuff... so the users can't really use it. ... or it's time-limited versions of stuff... so the users can't really use it. ... or it's some really crappy software ... so the users don't want to use it.

    If you load decent useful software, nobody minds, so that's *not* bloatware. Nobody bitches at apple for loading iLife, after all. (Partly, because if you don't want it, it takes 3 seconds to uninstall).

    anyway there are two problems here...
    1. He is confusing bloatware with crapware
    2. He is misdefining bloatware

  132. PC Decrapifier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The poor sod has never heard of the decrapifier?
    http://www.pcdecrapifier.com/

  133. Realize... by scotwheels · · Score: 1

    ... that consumer PC's are one of the most subsidized products on the market. Its why HP and Dell can sell computers for $500 and make a huge profit.

  134. Not an Ad by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 1

    But I gotta plug these guys: ZaReason. Good systems, no bloatware.

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  135. Buy a Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The standard Apple fanboy response to this: buy a Mac. No bloatware. It's antithetical to good industrial design.

  136. Lucky for you... by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    ...ranting is free.

    The "final straw"? Or else...WHAT?

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    "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  137. get a mac (or maybe linux?) by colonel+spalding · · Score: 1

    I'm on macs 98 percent of the time but periodically (2 percent that winds up being more do to all the wasted bloatware time) I have to show someone at work how to do something on a previously purchased pc and its infuriating all the crap that one has to put up with on a pc. Unfortunately I have a feeling most people have no idea and just assume this is the way it is.

  138. So buy a Mac or a linux box. by crovira · · Score: 1

    Since most people with "bloatware" are not sophisticated enough for Linux, they should get a Mac.

    If you look at the component costs, a Mac is comparably priced.

    Bloatware is pure gravy to companies which load their PCs down with it.

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    1. Re:So buy a Mac or a linux box. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but when you buy an iMac, look at all the software already on your system besides MacOS: iLife, iTunes, Safari, QuickTime, and in some cases iWork. The same applies for commercial Linux distrubutions.

  139. Agree by Dedokta · · Score: 1

    Though I do make a fair living out of re-installing peoples machines that simply can't handle the crap installed on them. A lot of people hated Vista, but I never really found it as big a problem as people made out. Then I realised that most Vista issues were caused by the third party crap that got installed on most machines people had experienced the OS through. After re-installing without all the crap I would generally get amazing responses from customers who found their system now ran faster than it did when they bought it.

  140. Depends on the Hardware? by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

    I've always bought the business (Latitude) line of Dell laptops, and never have I seen "bloatware" or anything of the sort preinstalled.

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    -David
  141. "Stick it on a thumb drive" instead?! by vlueboy · · Score: 1

    Oh, Please... we all know how effective laws and petitions have been for 20 years to change the opt-out/opt-in "bit."

    CDs/Thumb drives only work for secondary hardware that a user is perfectly willing to do some extra work to adapt to his machine.
    Who do you think might start losing buyers for "failing to deliver an out of the box experience that feels complete"?

  142. Good timing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if any HP / Gateway reps read this, but on Saturday a friend of mine asked what kind of computer he should but for his daughter and for basic accounting. I said pretty much anything is good there days, just don't buy a HP or a Gateway because it is slow due to the fact it is loaded up with crap. He laughed and said HP was the most expensive anyways. Not an exciting tale by any means, but I've been on Mac for years now, and even I know to steer well clear of these companies.

  143. It's been said before, but to summarize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you hate bloatware, then

    1) Custom-build your computer. Be willing to pay at least OEM for your OS. Note that 'nix "OEM" costs $0.
    2) Buy a prebuilt package and pay for a subsidised, crapware infested version setup that includes Windows. Then re-install Windows (or Linux) without re-installing the other crap.
    3) Buy a Mac. You'll pay more $$$, but won't have to spend as much time fixing/customizing things.
    4) Pray to God that He will release a system that is cheap, Free as in Speech, free of crapware, and delivered to you by a unicorn.

    It's not rocket science. And if you hate crapware but can't be bothered to setup/customize your system (to reiterate, there are options to minimize either time or money)... then learn to live with the indignity.

  144. The year that ... by kfsone · · Score: 1

    ... and maybe it'll be the year that soda vendors wise up to not putting 3 table spoons of salt in their thirst-quenching beverages.

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  145. Re:Unwanted programs at startup ..... by Debro · · Score: 1

    Msconfig & System Management are your friends. Safe mode is your friend. Failing that -> Linux Distro LiveCD is your friend ;)

  146. Paying the OEM for inclusion ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see a lot of comments regarding crapware vendors paying OEMs to include the software and this offsetting costs.

    I find this a bit odd. I am one of the co-owners of a software shop (posted as AC for a reason), and we get included on systems (by well known OEMs) as well. However, we don't pay a dime for this (nor do we get paid), we get asked by the OEMs if they can include trial versions of our software on those devices. It adds functionality to the device, and if the user likes it, we earn some money.

    While I certainly do understand that certain shops pay for this privilege, I wonder just what the ratio is. How much is asked vs. how much is paid for ? Seeing the comments it would seem a 100% paid vs. 0% asked, but I know for a fact that this is not the truth.

    (Note that our software doesn't bother the user, it doesn't auto-startup, it doesn't show dialogs, etc. If you don't choose to use it, all you'll ever see or notice is the icon. If you DO use it after 30 days it will ask you to purchase)

  147. crapware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, I never buy Sony or Dell. Second, for many years now the first thing I do when I get a new or used PCis to format the HDD and install a clean copy of my OS of choice. This includes getting rid of any restore or diagnostic partitions. These day my OS of choice is Aptosid (formerly sidux) GNU/Linux, sometimes dual boot with Windows XP. I prefere IBM laptops as their hardware works well with Linux with very little hastle, drivers are easy to find and download, and their service manuals are first rate and freely available for download. As for desktops, building your own is the only way to go.

    Far to many people are sucked into buying much more machine in terms of hardware than they need or will ever use. How many average computer users will ever need that quad core machine with 32 gb of ram, a pair of two terabyte hard drives, ang a $750 video card?

  148. One Word: by Tom · · Score: 1

    Apple

    No, seriously. Hate them all you want, but they got this part right. Maybe it's because they care about user experience, maybe it's just because Steve's ego wouldn't allow anyone else to be there when the system starts the first time. One way or the other, the end result is the same.

    PC makers? Wrong address. None of those guys have gotten anything right for at least 20 years.

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    1. Re:One Word: by W2k · · Score: 1

      Quite the opposite. Macs ship with the biggest piece of bloatware there is, and it's quite hard to get rid of. It's called Mac OS X.

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    2. Re:One Word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? Now that Macs are x86 it's easier than ever to install a real OS onto them.

  149. PC Decrapifier by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

    I had been waiting for a post like this for quite sometime. There is a program to deal with precisely this.

    http://www.pcdecrapifier.com

    The only issue I have with bloatware is sometimes it is just easy to completely overwrite the drive with zeros, then do a fresh installation. Often it is also much faster.

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  150. Users dont know the diffrence... by killmofasta · · Score: 1

    Stupid consumers dont know the diffrence:
    A use bought an HP printer, installed the 10k help files from the CD.
    Virus scanning comes to a complete halt looking through what? HP jar files for their help system.
    Printer fails....help is no help.
    User purchases a Cannon Printer, Installs from CD.
    CD installs ( dear god ) spyware and buy from cannon garbage.
    Virus scanner chokes after chewing thru all the HP help files still installed,
    and chokes on the Cannon spyware.
    User gives up, and buys another HP printer.
    Virus scanner chokes on 2 sets of HP helpfull jar files, cannon spyware,
    and how user wants to get another Cannon printer?

    It cannot be helped.

  151. Or buy a Mac by Oflife · · Score: 0

    That's it! (What software that does come with them is excellent, such as Garage Band, iPhoto etc on some machines.)

  152. Lenovo Power Manager - 500mb of RAM by SoopahMan · · Score: 1

    I own a Thinkpad, and I recall reading this blog entry:

    http://www.lenovoblogs.com/insidethebox/2007/01/thinkpad-power-manager/

    In which a software developer at IBM/Lenovo moans about how the software he works on is treated as "junk in the preload." You kinda feel bad for the guy, and he makes a convincing argument that there are proprietary features in LiIon batteries that really could tell you more if you had the software to go with it.

    So I go and re-enable the Lenovo Power Manager at startup... and my RAM usage increases by FIVE HUNDRED MEGS! A half gig for a battery readout! Unbelievable! I wanted so badly to throttle the guy that wrote that blog post for not mentioning that critical failure of his crap software that IS junk and DESERVES the removal he whines about.

    (For the skeptical, I measured the memory of the app in a few different ways because it just seemed impossible... I got between 501mb and 513mb every which way.)

    Point being, there is some small legitimate purpose to this kind of software - but there needs to be some sort of pressure on them to be efficient and either useful or not present. I blame PC review websites. Their reviews are so far off and focused on barely-relevant details that I wonder how many of them are paid for by the manufacturer.

    A strong review site that's free to read would make an impact, and a tool that cleans things out that you can trust (perhaps on said review site) would help too - you could offer manufacturers the opportunity to be removed from the "cleanup" list if they get within certain metrics.

  153. I've been on the fence on buying a dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I'm not looking forward to scrubbing the garbage off it. When I built my own PCs in the past I just get an OEM copy of Windows and it's clean. The price of a ready to go PC is less enticing when I have to include buying a clean copy of Windows. And why do I feel like it is more work to clean the junk off a system than to build and install a system from scratch?

  154. Why would a computer nerd complain about this? by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    If Slashdot truly is "News For Nerds" then why would a nerd be in any way concerned about this?

    The price of a new desktop or laptop PC is subsidised as a result of the crapware - if the crapware wasn't there, the PC would cost more.

    I'm a computer nerd, I'm never going to be happy with the default OS install on any PC, Windows or Linux, so the first thing I'm going to do is wipe it, build my OS of choice, use the latest BIOS updates/kerne/drivers - so the crapware is irrelevant to me.

    But presumably, I get the PC at a lower price because enough newbie users click the "Yes I want to buy a registered version of ..." button to justify the bloatware being there in the first place - so why would I want that to change?

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  155. Linux? Like Mint? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Mint changes all the browsers google search settings to redirect it to a branded Mint page. For ad-revenue. Problem is that the page is horribly broken, missing essential google features and wasting screen space with a Mint logo.

    Bloatware ain't just a Windows issue.

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  156. Summary sucks by rekrowyalp · · Score: 1

    "The term 'bloatware' generally refers to any additional software installed on a machine that is not a native part of the operating system."

    No, no it doesn't. Bloatware refers to software which takes a disproportional amount of memory or CPU time.

  157. Apple $bloat Re:Pay the apple tax, skip the bloat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha... nope, take advantage of the lower prices the pc manufacturers can offer due to the bloatware ad revenue stream and massive mass market, return Windows to MS for some money back and load Linux!

    No need to pay for a laptop that's too pretty and fragile to touch.. get all the ports you need too.. and SD and HDMI handy. To heck with Mac!
    Oh.. I hear Apple finally decided to give their customers built in SD card readers without having to buy the pricey pro model! As you can see.. I'm still greatly disappointed with my brief Mac "masters of design" -phew- experience.

  158. Wisdom follows, pay attention! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > how infuriating it is that their last 'new' PC took over one minute to boot up and become usable

    I am telling you a big secret: if you use Windows and have anti-virus protection installed, your machine, starting from cold, needs at least 3 minutes to become usable and safe. One minute for Windows cold boot and (slightly overlap) about 150 seconds to download, index and install fresh AV updates. If you login before that, the PC will be sluggish for about 5-10 minutes and you are vulnerable for about a quarter hour. I think people simply should have patience. One or three minutes is not much time, modern people waste hours each day on useless pass-times.

  159. Christmas by ledow · · Score: 1

    My mum got her first ever laptop for Christmas. She is totally PC-illiterate, doesn't browse or email or anything and has little interest but is a big games-player, so we bought it to be a little offline machine for games for her.

    Came with Windows 7 pre-installed. I told dad not to touch it yet because I knew it would be bloated. Spent THREE HOURS on New Year cleaning it up of superfluous crap that really had *no* need to be on there at all (so not including things like anti-virus trials, office trials, etc.).

    Ran a startup-entry util and cleared out a lot more crap like Adobe updaters etc. Afterwards, got rid of anything that she might "click on by accident" (e.g. trial software) and finally gave it back to them with a couple of Steam games on (AND NO, STEAM, YOU DON'T NEED TO RUN AT STARTUP, nor do I want an advert every time I run you!).

    In the end, got to a desktop with a mere half-dozen icons, a start menu with little more than that, one or two taskbar entries more than the default Windows ones (and even some of those I hid) and a startup time that was one EIGHTH of what it was before. No pop-ups, no reminders, no adverts, no spyware, no confusing notifications (do I *really* need to be notified all the time that I've deliberately disabled Windows Update?), and she could play with it without constant "Oh, something's popped up, what do I do?" worries.

    Do you honestly need a little "EXIF Launcher" icon for when you plug in an SD card? Or a *second* volume control for your Realtek card? Or a taskbar run-all-the-time icon for Quicktime, Adobe, Java, OpenOffice, etc. No. You're just trying to advertise at me and show me how wonderful your "technology" is in preference to your competitors. Your competitors don't *NEED* to shout at me all day long without my consent in order to get installed, in fact that's the REASON they are installed in preference, or the reason I turn off all that crap in the first place.

    Advertise at me without my consent and watch your brand disappear from my machine entirely. And all of those that I manage. The first day of a new network deployment is building a clean image with all necessary software installed without all the junk they want to push to my users.

    Like mobile phones, PC's need to get simpler again. If I want to play a video, I use VLC which doesn't show me NOT EVEN ONCE what type of video it is, or a corporate logo for every type. If I want to do that with other players, I can guarantee I have to sit through several splashscreens, configure numerous taskbar icons, install extra software etc. Guess what media player is the default on my networks and my mum's PC?

    My desktop isn't your brand-building advertising space. It's the place where I live my IT life. Get your logos off it, or I'll do it for you and find out that it's actually easier to live WITHOUT your logos than with them - I now associate the Apple logo on a computer with a piece of software that needs to be removed, as do my users. And users *complain* when an unscheduled Java update pops up in the middle of a school lesson. Guess what that does for your brand awareness? Nothing positive, I tell you.

  160. Backup OEM data and reinstall by Aggrajag · · Score: 1

    I've used the method of backing up the OEM data and reinstalling since WinXP. It has gotten a bit more complicated over the years after Vista and Windows 7 were released but is still the best method.

  161. Windows is alrady bloated! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.zdnet.com/blog/bott/windows-bloat-its-always-been-that-way/18

    I would have purchased Windows 7 if they had actually put some useful feature like creating OS images (so you can make your own install CD, based on the software you have installed on top of Windows). I think I've done about 9 clean installs on my machine (Vista) and it's finally stable and working well. The first 4 installs were due to faulty RAM and Windows didn't report this untill I asked it to check. It would have saved me a lot of headache and time if Windows had 'checked' my memory BEFORE doing the origonal isntall.

  162. Apple does not ship any crapware on Macs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hence the higher price.

  163. TFA does not even know what is the OS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The term 'bloatware' generally refers to any additional software installed on a machine that is not a native part of the operating system. 'Bloatware' is usually provided by third-party software companies, and can range from security suites to unwanted Web browser toolbars. It's most problematic, as these programs generally attempt to boot up first thing, right as the OS is booting up, before the end-user ever has a chance to launch the program on their own accord.
    The term 'bloatware' generally refers to any additional software installed on a machine that is not a native part of the operating system. 'Bloatware' is usually provided by third-party software companies, and can range from security suites to unwanted Web browser toolbars. It's most problematic, as these programs generally attempt to boot up first thing, right as the OS is booting up, before the end-user ever has a chance to launch the program on their own accord.

    Oh ******! Doesn't people even know what the FUCK is the operating system?

    The operating system is just a very small (and very complex) piece of software in the software system like Windows, Mac OSX or Ubuntu! The NT is the operating system in Windows, a server-client by architecture!
    Linux kernel is the operating system, by architecture it is a monolithic operating system!
    XNU is the operating system in Mac OS X, a server-client by architecture!

    Bloatware has nothing to do with a operating system, it is about software system booting process. Without operating system, none of that fucking "bloatware" would even run!

    The operating system is not the fucking user interface, those are totally different softwares. It is not libraries, shells or anything else...

    "Bloatware" is bad, but as is Microsoft dominant market position at PC markets, where you can not actually buy a PC without Windows on it (Dont even try to fuck your own brains by saying that Mac is a PC... both are today just a brands of different lines of personal computer lines).

    That is the real problem! Force every OEM to offer any their manufactured PC as empty, without extra costs and price cutted down by Windows license (retail, not their own OEM crappy behind-the-doors deals, as customers can not buy it on that price!) amount so it actually would be 50-250 dollars cheaper.

    Then if someone wants to buy a pre-installed Windows PC, then let them pay extra (20-50) from that service and fuck themselfs with that "bloatware". If the user is smarter, then he boughts a empty PC, grabs a retail Windows from shelf and install it with few clicks by themselfs. If they dont like or need (new) Windows, they could simply install any other software system or even previously brought Windows retail version.

    Yes, Microsoft would loose a dominant market position right away, customers would have freedom to choose and competitors would have free markets to work. Smaller IT stores could survive by feeds what they get by installing Windows and other software.

  164. need a broader definition of bloatware by cfriedt · · Score: 1

    if a broader definition of bloatware were to include the operating system itself (ahem windoze) I would gladly sign a(nother) petition to prevent its pre-installation. The last time I tried to get a refund for my unused copy of windows, it took several months, and several cases of being passed back and forth between reseller, manufacturer, microsoft, and so on.

  165. Build your own by DukeLinux · · Score: 1

    My last two computers were from the Tiger Direct (new) parts bin. I have never had so much performance for so little money! If you need to run Windows buy an OEM license. For all this bloat you PAY and for the alleged technical support, which is some marginally trained (but cheap!) person overseas reading a book you also PAY.

  166. Ditch Bloatware, Now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "An Open Letter To PC Makers: Ditch Bloatware, Now!"

    Or fucking what?

  167. Bloatware required for warranty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Years ago, Compaq & Lenovo both refused tech support saying (removed) bloatware was required for proper operation & valid warranty. After that, we bought parts, not name brands. Now we use only laptops, so the OEM HDD is replaced before first run & warranty if preserved. Today I can pay $73 for 0.5 GB 7200 R/M drive delivered, ready for Fedora & Kubuntu. All the Windiz, bloatware, federal snoopware & required backdoors remain safely in box with OEM HDD.

  168. Kill the bloat! and the product by Combatso · · Score: 1

    So annoying! The last consumer-ready PC i bought was for my wife a few years ago.. I bought it from a big box store, it was brand name (rhymes with HP). It was a rather impulsive buy, and the only reason I bought it was becuase I thought it would be quicker to set up, expecting that she would be able to turn it on, and use it that night. It was so loaded with crap, which I expected, but the most amazing part was the free-trial antivirus (rhymes with Norton) came up identifying the computer as infected, and listed one of the other bloatware trials. I couldn't believe it... Rather than deal with it I just reloaded the system.. It was the first, and last time I will buy a consumer-ready. Even for someone not skilled with computers, its so easy to buy a PC for less than the price of something from a big box store. Pre-assembled, and a copy of windows... windows 7 installs so easy, my grandfather actually did it himself, and thats not an cliche (gramma ready PC), he actually did.

  169. Overbloated by beerdini · · Score: 1

    I've never had a problem with the bloatware on any new computers that I've purchased for myself or helped friends/family purchase. Thanks to my job I have copies of the OEM discs for Dell and HP so the first thing that gets done after taking the computer out of the packaging is a full wipe of the OS and a reinstall of just Windows only, no bloat.

    Sure this takes a little additional time to set up the computer, but not having to deal with all of that bloatware BS is well worth it.

  170. I flush anyways by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Any computer I get, I flush the OS anyways, as I can never guarantee how it was installed or if there is no malware already on it.
    I usually reinstall linux or xp, and then move on from there, anything else I need is usually that, when I need it...so my machines usually stay pretty fresh and fast for a long time...before needing to reformat, but I use ghost for that to avoid the whole lengthy process...

  171. Bloatware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you meant to use the term 'Crapware', not 'Bloatware'.

  172. Value Added = reduced cost to end user...? by xx01dk · · Score: 1

    I would hazard a guess that the number of people really affected by this would be in the minority. I'm in that category, but honestly, the last time this really bothered me was nearly two years ago when I bought my wife and myself a couple of netbooks for college. Being the power user that I am, I actually relished in systematically purging all the crapware that MSI had preinstalled. My wife otoh, not a power user in the slightest, couldn't have cared less.

    Chances are, if you know enough about PCs to be bothered by all that bloat, you also know how easy it is these days to simply get rid of it, either by purging or reinstalling a fresh OS. Honestly, it's not that big of a deal, and if it keeps the final cost of the machine below astronomical levels, then by all means, you go ahead and put 50 icons and links all over that desktop, Dell, HP, Gateway, etc.

    I wonder if anyone has actually managed to ask a major manufacturer just how much cost savings (if any) is passed on to the end user, or even just to the company itself. It must not be insignificant.

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  173. Re:Dear kid: No. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Windows actually runs better on an Intel Mac than it does on a Dell or HP. Odd, but true.

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  174. Re:Dear kid: No. by vandamme · · Score: 1

    >This is the year of the linux desktop, right?)

    Last year was MY year of desktop Linux, on a hand me down 7 year old brand X box with 1 GB. I coulda got a new machine with Win7 but traded for this one with a nice new monitor instead. Good trade!

  175. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP will NOT support a computer that does not have "their" OS installed. They will inform you that even if you were to install the exact same windows OS that originally came with the laptop if it was not the OS image they provided HP will not consider it a supported OS or even attempt to provide support for you. If you send your laptop for hardware repairs HP will reimage the computer with "their" OS.

    It is quite clear from HP that if you buy their computer and clean it up by installing a clean install of Windows you will not get support from them.

  176. It *can* hurt the PC Makers by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    I just bought an Acer Aspire One 522... it's a new 10.1" screen netbook with higher than usual resolution and a real GPU (compared to most in this class). It's a great machine. It needs extra memory, which was an oversight on Acer's part... but the biggest failure of Acer on this machine is the crapware. Windows 7 Starter is deliberately crippled crapware. Office Starter is a fat, jiggling pile of crapware. McAfee is a festering, system-resource devouring mass of crapware. Wild Tangent, one of the pioneers in ad-ware style crapware makes the "Acer Games" which is tedious to uninstall. If I left all this crap (and there's a lot more) on this little machine, it would c r a w l. I installed Ubuntu as a dual-boot option, and it's kinda funny how night and day the contrast is.

    So, when someone like me goes to review this machine, I'm at least aware of its virtues and can reveal the pros and cons. The average person is getting a slowwwww machine which is already full of adware and crapware, and will be full of viruses as soon as McAfee stops updating. I'm giving it less than 5 stars, and part of that is due to the crapware. The average person is likely going to give a lot less than 5 stars. And the reviews directly impact sales.

  177. This is Slashdot by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    This is Slashdot what are we doing talking about Normal Users? lol. There are Slashdot fans who don't build there own computers?

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  178. I never have had a problem with bloatware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never been troubled by preloaded bloatware because the last PC I bought with Windows preinstalled came from an era before this was common. The worst and most annoying stuff there was the "Online Services" microsoft was pushing at the time.

    Being bloatware-free is easy: Don't boot your system, install Linux first. I've never seen a Linux system with a serious bloatware problem.

    inb4 linux sucks, not ready for desktop, only for servers, grandma can;t use it, doesn't support my whatever, etc, etc

    STFU. One problem at a time. I've told you how to eliminate bloatware without cooperation from companies who won't. You fix the next problem.

  179. Or you can get a mac by jobiwankanobi · · Score: 1

    What also ruins the experience is that windows stinks and has all kinds of viruses. Vote with your feet - stop buying outdated software.

  180. Ubuntu Linux by snadrus · · Score: 1

    Hmm, my hand-built Linux machines don't see the problem, nor do my purchased laptops which I overwrite the OS with Ubuntu Linux. A basic security rule is that the OEM weakens the chain of trust that the OS is running what you want. If you "trust" Windows then reinstall Windows. Bloatware is a penalty for not understanding the environment & economics PC purchasers enter into. Smarter newbie PC users go to an individual & want a custom build and a walkthrough.

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  181. Re:Vendors! Please ignore by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

    Similarly, my elderly mother is now excited about Linux because her computer was crawling on Windows but now runs smoothly on Ubuntu. What great marketing for us! Keep up the good work!

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  182. bloatware is offensive to consumers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is quite offensive to pay for a machine and the manufacturers infect them with unwanted software as if they are shoving their junk down the consumer's throat. It actually violates privacy when it comes to what you are purchasing.

    If they feel consumers should have their extra software, then they should find an alternative way to distribute that junk; which should be optional for us as consumers.

    L2J

  183. ....BY GOD.... by Schmyz · · Score: 1

    ....YES!!! Think about the "happy end user"...you know the one who would actually buy from you again IF you built and sold a GOOD product!!!!

  184. Re:Dear kid: No. by sznupi · · Score: 1

    Now I wonder if that couldn't be one of the reasons contributing to how Apple virtually doesn't exist in most of the world (Part 3 of this report, while only about top handsets in each of top20 countries, is fairly representative as far I can tell / from few places I had contact with) - a rather minor reason, sure (way after "Big Mac Index" of course, after big increases in absolute price of any "premium" item - the higher the less prosperous a given place is), but still...

    To me, it seems there's not much crapware on any random new laptop; it tends to not ruin the experience. Not much of an incentive, I guess (even for my reasonably prosperous place) - and considering how the OS image needs to be different (localized versions of Windows), it would only require more effort.

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  185. iLife, iWork ? by crovira · · Score: 1

    Those aren't free and they weren't loaded onto my Mac. (I use NeoOffice [an OpenOffice clone,] anyway.)

    Nor do you have the situation with Linux with which you have X different word processors like AbiWord, OpenOffice and lord knows what else, coming on the distro CDs. At least you can pare the list on the distro install.

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  186. Re:Dear kid: No. by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

    If Apple really wanted to take over market share they would try to compete with their prices. You can buy an Apple that has a superior OS, can use Linux software, has nice features, but it it is priced at 1.5 to 2 times the cost of a brand new Windows Laptop with the same hardware. Bloatware cannot possible account for the price difference, neither can the aluminum chassis (you can buy an HP Envy better than the base Macbook Pro for 1000). I simply don't get it. That is one reason I don't like Apple. They could easily dominate the market by lowering their prices a couple to a few hundred dollars, but they don't. Its either a conspiracy or unnecessary pride. Its doesn't seem like good business practice for their PC division.

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  187. when sheep make purchases... by helios17 · · Score: 1

    Ever went into Best Buy and looked at their prices? They are the tech store for the masses. People who buy their tech stuff from Best Buy et al will subscribe to expired AV software, they will purchase anything the computer tells them to purchase. As long as people refuse to take responsibility for maintaining their own machines or learning about them, stores like Best Buy will charge retail + 20% because of an uneducated consumer. Personally, I hope they remain uneducated. I will put a child through college cleaning up their trashed computer this year.

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  188. Re:Dear kid: No. by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

    rakes in an amount of profit per machine that you could only dream of

    This is precisely why Apple still sucks. They don't even try to compete. They could wipe the rest of the companies off the face of the planet, but they don't want to lower their prices to reasonable levels. You can buy a HP Envy with aluminum/magnesium chassis for $1000.00 that actually has overall better hardware in it over a $2000.00 Macbook Pro. If Apple would lower the price of the aforementioned Macbook Pro to say, 1300.00. They still would make more money, and people would choose it over the HP Envy. Why wont they do that? Seems like air-headed business practice to me and is one more reason I won't own a Apple unless someday I have money to piss away on a companies ego.

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  189. Re:Dear kid: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > People bitch about the crappy MS OS ...

    The unfortunate side effect of "Apple just works, Windows gives me bluescreens", is mostly due to this reason as well. It isn't that Windows sucks, its that 90%+ of the processes running on a 2 year old PC are 3rd party drivers and useless "quicklaunch" helpers (iTuneshelper and acrobattray for examples.)

    We may complain that this bloatware makes our experience worse, but it takes less than an hour of me "fixing" it, so who cares. A computer needs to be maintained just as much as a car. Maybe if we spent less time complaining, we could start educating the populous that doesn't read /.

  190. duh, don't use OEM OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use Debian.
    (www.debian.org)

  191. Send it back, one way or another by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Another approach that ... a friend of mine uses: take the junk mail and stuff it in the corner mailbox on his/her way to work.

    If people like my friend all stuffed their unwanted junk mail in public mailboxes, the carriers would slow down and complain, their supervisors would get concerned, which would cause worries for the supervisors' bosses, and so on up the chain, until whoever runs USPS (I forget -- God? Ayn Rand?) finally stopped the madness.

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  192. Willing to pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am willing to pay $500 extra for a new pc delivered with nothing but the Windows operating system. This would be cheap compared to the effort required to recover from the initial disease - bloatware blight.

  193. OSX 10.4 came with Office Test Drive by Sits · · Score: 1

    I believe computers with OSX 10.4 would ship with a trial version of Office installed. I remember this being a menace because the demo version could continue to interfere with file associations even after the full version of Office was installed.

    On a more pedantic note doesn't Quicktime ship with some menu items disabled (unless you upgrade?) I am also fairly sure my family's Macbook came installed with a trial version of iWork on 10.5. Perhaps you were purchasing full versions of iWork with your machines?