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Man Orders TV On Amazon, Gets Shipped Assault Rifle

First time accepted submitter InfernoApple writes "Seth Horvitz, a Northeast D.C. resident, thought he had ordered a new high-definition television a few days ago through Amazon.com from a third-party merchant. When the package arrived yesterday, however, Horvitz opened the oddly shaped box to find something completely different. Instead of the flat-panel TV he had bought to enjoy with his wife, who is pregnant, Horvitz opened the long packaging to discover a Sig Sauer SIG716, a high-caliber, semi-automatic assault rifle capable of mowing down, well, just about anything."

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  1. Sounds like win-win to me! by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 5, Funny

    He obviously was buying the TV so that he could hoist it a few stories above the ground and kill whatever poor sucker stood under it when it drops. Amazon just knew him so well from his previous purchases that he'd rather just have a rifle!

    1. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
      Wow...a Sig...likely as not, that will be worth more than the TV...keep it and order another tv!!

      If he didn't want the rifle, he could likely resell it and make a profit. Isn't there the old rule, if you receive something in the mail that you didn't order....you can keep it, etc?

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    2. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I could be wrong, but I think it may be illegal for someone in D.C. to own such guns, so he likely didn't want to take that chance on making a bit o' cash.

    3. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by PortHaven · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes...and that's the point. It's really nothing special. Just a standard semi-automatic rifle (not much different than any other varmint rifle).

      But in DC it is illegal and near impossible to get one. And he did....
      (Could of just kept his mouth shut. And when things hit the crapper in another decade, he'd have the means to keep himself and his neighbors safe.)

    4. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by sigxcpu · · Score: 5, Funny

      Besides, if someone gives you a rifle and you can't get yourself a brand new TV on your own, maybe you don't deserve one.

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    5. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Mr.+Esterhouse · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm pretty sure you can own semi-autos in DC. People get this confused a lot. A semi automatic gun is not an assault rifle, no matter how it looks. An assault rifle is a gun that fires more than one bullet with one pull of the trigger, i.e, machine guns. There may be a mag limit in D.C which would make it illegal if it shipped with a 30 Rd magazine. However, if he kept the gun and they found out he would have problems because guns, shipped via mail, need to be shipped to a FFL licensed dealer.

    6. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by jhoegl · · Score: 1

      You would know if you were or not if you read the article.

    7. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Your laws are funny in the USA. Isn't that a simple mechanical modification to make ?

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    8. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unsolicited mail or items are considered a gift by the USPS but I think in this case, Amazon could show it was a mistake and that the man had ordered something from Amazon so, in a way, is was not an unsolicited gift.

    9. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by bashibazouk · · Score: 4, Informative

      It used to be before assault weapon bans became popular. Now semi and fully automatic versions of the same base gun are different enough that it's now a difficult complex modification...

    10. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by CanHasDIY · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Your laws are funny in the USA. Isn't that a simple mechanical modification to make ?

      Mechanical modification, yes.

      Simple? Far from it.

      Also, highly illegal.

      It would be far cheaper, easier, and safer to just install one of these.

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    11. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Mr.+Esterhouse · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nope, you can own fully automatic weapons if your state allows it. All fully automatic weapons purchased must be from 1986 or older. You have to fill out forms, then have multiple background checks, pay a tax stamp of $200 I believe. Wait six months and order your gun. Might I add that your are looking anywhere from $5000 to $50,000 for a full auto.

    12. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2

      >> so that he could hoist it a few stories above the ground and kill whatever poor sucker stood under it

      To be entirely fair, the TV is probably a lot heavier than the gun, but doesn't have that pointy metal end on it that might pierce the skull.

    13. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't the somewhat recent SCOTUS ruling for citizens to own guns in DC, kind of put this to rest as to gun ownership in the city?

      Hey, if the guy doesn't want it....PLEASE...have him send it to mE!!

      :)

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    14. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I didn't read if there was ammo to go with the rifle. No ammo the rifle is not much better then a baseball bat or golf club. Both of which are legal to have in DC and make a better club then the rifle does.

      According to what I read UPS screwed up the labeling. UPS said that the label fell off his TV box. The TV label was but on the rifle box. Sounds really odd to me.

    15. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by bugs2squash · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't understand; from the tone of your comment you would seem to claim to be knowledgeable about guns, from which I infer that you perhaps have an interest in guns and perhaps are "pro-gun", but your signature message seems to indicate that you disapprove of this particular manufacturer. Would you have preferred he got the TV instead ?

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    16. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Creepy · · Score: 2

      There are several state exceptions, like Kansas, but in general, the only way for private citizens to buy automatic weapons is with a license to sell automatic weapons, which is supposedly difficult to get. That said, I know someone with several, but they were all inherited and very old like a Tommy Gun (no drum barrel though, just clips), so another way to own them would be to have a relative that bought them before laws made them illegal.

      Private security firms with ex-military (i.e. Blackwater) and Police, including private police forces can obtain them as well.

    17. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's just not true. The ruling that "anything easily convertable to a machine gun is a machine gun", and the subsequent modification of existing and new designs to make the conversions harder (and break compatibility with some military surplus parts) predates the assault weapons ban by a long while.

      While I'm not intimately familiar with the relevant laws and quasilegal rulings, I know ATF ruled all open-bolt designs illegalclear back in '82, based on the already existing "readily convertible" test. (Does "readily convertible come from NFA? or is it an ATF concoction? anyway it was around back then...)

    18. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      From before 1986? You can buy a gun today but the gun must be old? Or you had to have purchased the gun before 1986?

    19. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by xerxesVII · · Score: 1

      Brilliantly executed, sir.

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    20. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Bucky24 · · Score: 2

      The gun has to be that old. This is because the law was passed in or around 1986 and cannot apply retroactively to weapons made before it was in existence. At least that's my understanding, someone please correct me if I'm wrong.

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    21. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by SomePgmr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not sure what the DC one did, but the one in Chicago just got rid of the handgun ban. Chicago and Cook County still have very strict gun ban codes that make AR's illegal unless your local municipality has specifically preempted the county "Assault Weapon Ban". Other rifles are illegal too, and it doesn't have much to do with how they operate. Weird criteria like, "Hand guard that goes around the barrel" and "designed to look like a military rifle" get passed out on a sheet by FFL's when you buy a lower receiver in a nearby county, as a warning.

      The joke of all this is that nobody can tell you, universally, what an assault weapon is. It used to have a strict ATF definition, but now it's just a scary political phrase that changes to suit whatever legislation someone is trying to pass.

    22. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Mr.+Esterhouse · · Score: 1

      You are correct. However, as law states, the actual part of the gun that makes it fire is the lower receiver, which is the part that has the serial number. So all you would need to get is the lower receiver that was created on or before 1986. The reset of the gun can be brand new.

    23. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      Registered Drop-In Auto Sear (RDIAS). Google it.

      It's a small block of aluminum that fits into low-profile AR15 lower receivers and makes it a full auto (not even select fire, that's a weird cam design that you have to buy fully assembled).

      It costs about $50 to make and $15,000-$20,000 to register if your state even allows it.

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    24. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by jmorris42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Wouldn't the somewhat recent SCOTUS ruling for citizens to own guns in DC, kind of put this to rest as to gun ownership in the city?

      Not exactly. When the SCOTUS makes a ruling progressives like, especially if it legislates a whole new legal superstructure from the bench they could never dream of enacting through the legislative procress, then the SUPREME COURT has spoken. The ruling may as well be delivered on engraved stone tablets brought forth by Moses himself (ok, scratch the heeb.. don't like those anymore, brought forth by the Lightworker himself) and are unquestionable. To even ask questions is to bring your patriotism into question instead.

      On the other hand, when it is a ruling they don't like, not so much. DC has pretty much ignored the Heller decision. Last I heard there is still no licensed dealer in the city and it is still illegal to import one from elsewhere. So good luck exercising your newly reinstated 2nd Amendment RTKBA and it won't change until we get a different Senate and POTUS.

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    25. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by sribe · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you can own semi-autos in DC. People get this confused a lot. A semi automatic gun is not an assault rifle, no matter how it looks.

      No, D.C. (along with many other cities) has broad bans on wide classes of semi-automatic rifles.

    26. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by mr1911 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually an assault rifle has very strict legal definitions

      Citation needed. "Assault rifle" is a term made up by politicians and adopted by the media because it sounds threatening.

      The expired Assault Weapons Ban may be what you are referring to as defining the term, but that also included arbitrary and cosmetic features as well. A bayonet lug could mean the difference between owning an "assault rifle" or just a rifle.

      Magazines are completely separate things. How is it that if I have 100 rounds ready to fire in 10 round magazines makes me the owner of a sporting rifle, but having 100 rounds ready to fire from 25 round magazines make me in possession of an "assault rifle" or having 100 rounds ready to fire from a drum makes me a terrorist?

      Which orifice did you pull 24" from? Maybe you mean 16" which is where a rifle becomes a NFA firearm?

      The OP was stating the definitions used in various bans or restrictions of "assault rifles" are absurd, and you proved his point. The only difference between an "assault rifle" or a rifle is the intent of the person holding it.

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    27. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your last link doesn't support your last point. Mainly because a semi-automatic weapon CANNOT be an assault rifle. By definition, an assault rifle is capable of automatic fire. The last wiki link is "assault weapon," which is a name that the gun-grabbers came up with to describe rifles they find scary-looking. It's a pure FUD construct, and you're helping perpetuate it.

    28. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by swb · · Score: 2

      I put a new trigger group in my S&W M&P15T and I had to fit the disconnector, which involved lightly milling it. According to the directions, there was a definite possibility of over-milling it which would turn it from semi-auto to full auto. They even had a discounted exchange program to get a new disconnector if you went too far, which was probably something they did to both be helpful AND to keep BATFE from concluding it was a machine gun kit.

      It's not the same as using a select-fire trigger group, but to the BATFE it would be just another illegal machine gun. IIRC, civilian ARs won't accept select fire trigger groups due to the "high shelf" on the inside of the lower. As you note, fixing this would be a non-trivial task for the typical person.

    29. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by nanoflower · · Score: 1

      After watching the video of how the Slidefire works I would have to imagine it will be made illegal or put under the same restrictions as any automatic weapon within a few years. It's really just another way to arrive at an automatic rifle and get around the ban on buying them.

    30. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Frederico+Camara · · Score: 5, Funny

      But in DC it is illegal and near impossible to get one. And he did....

      No sir, we don't have assault rifles here, try the TV Department.

    31. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      It's really nothing special. Just a standard semi-automatic rifle (not much different than any other varmint rifle).

      This particular one is in .308 - so not exactly varmint, unless your goal is to make them explode or something. ~

    32. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by deKernel · · Score: 1

      I believe technically you are correct. However, they have made it so difficult via the costs of the permits and classes you must obtain make it all but impossible for the average person.

    33. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 2

      You don't need a class 3 license to buy a full-auto weapon. The weapon must be pre-ban (1986) and you have to pass any local laws about full-auto ownership and get a background check and tax stamp.Mr. Esterhouse above explains it very well.

    34. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unfortunately both you and GP are wrong on a number of points.

      First, "assault rifle" is a military term with a fairly widely accepted definition. Skipping a bunch of parts but the weapon should be select-fire with full-auto or burst modes and should be of intermediate caliber. (Intermediate caliber is again a fuzzy definition but it is more powerful than sidearm and less powerful than battle...)

      Second, the term the GP was looking for is "assault weapon" which is a legal term defined in assault weapons ban laws. The federal AWB law had a strict definition that requires the weapon to be semi-automatic in all cases (fully automatic weapons were already covered by the '34 and '86 laws) and is mostly defined by cosmetic features.

      Altogether, though, you both have demonstrated quite well one part of why AWB laws have been historically braindead -- they rely upon misinformation and misunderstanding of the situation to try to reach a political victory instead of a practical solution.

    35. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      I agree, the definition is absurd. My point that I didn't clearly make is that it doesn't matter what anyone claims on /. or on forums: the legal definition of what a state calls it is what matters. Just like laws call tomatoes a vegetable. Totally absurd, but you or I changing the definition to suit our argument is more absurd because we have no legal grounds supporting our claims.

      > Which orifice did you pull 24" from?

      My pyloric sphincter, to be exact.

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    36. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by WilyCoder · · Score: 1

      And you got assaulted by the shipped rifle...

    37. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Under the "full faith and credit" clause if a state like Kansas says full-automatics are legal, then don't ALL states have to recognize my Kansas license and allow me to carry said gun? (ponder)

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    38. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by modecx · · Score: 1

      In DC it's illegal to own one, for sure. But near impossible? Hahahahaha. Phew. I literally lol'd when I read that.

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    39. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually an assault rifle has very strict legal definitions, and ARs and AKs, even semi-auto with no select-fire, are absolutely assault rifles.

      You're confusing "assault weapon" with "assault rifle". "Assault rifle" is a meaningful term historically used to describe fully automatic firearms firing an intermediate cartridge (i.e. stronger than pistol cartridges, but weaker than a full-sized rifle cartridge like .308).

      "Assault weapon" is a purely legal term that designates a random concoction of features that can be summed up more or less as "looks scary" (pistol grips, barrel shrouds etc) - about the only meaningful part there is the magazine size restriction. On federal level this no longer exists since AWB expired. Some states retain it, but their definitions vary.

      The primary distinctions are high capacity magazines and 24" barrels.

      24" barrel length? That doesn't make any sense whatsoever. That's actually very long (WW2-era rifles were slightly shorter).

      The actual limit is 16" for barrel length - anything shorter makes it a "short-barreled rifle", which is more stringently regulated by ATF. It does not, however, make it an "assault weapon"

      Even weirder, I know that my AK needed no less than 9 American made parts to be considered a "US legal assault rifle" (the freaking furniture counts!).

      Again you've heard something but you didn't get it right. An AK, for starters, needs to be semi-auto to be legal for civilian ownership, unless it was imported into the country before 1986 (and if it were, you need to have a license to possess a full auto weapon, and pay a $200 fee to ATF every time it changes hands - and in that case the parts don't matter). The whole story about the part count enters into play when importing a foreign made weapon into US. Currently, US only permits weapons to be imported that are designed for "sporting purposes" - for example, hunting rifles. So e.g. an all-Russian Saiga, which is basically a semi-auto AK in "less scary" furniture (no pistol grip) and a 10rd mag, designed for hunters, is a "sporting rifle".

      On the other hand, a proper AK cannot be imported, even if it's converted to semi-auto. You could seemingly import a Saiga, and then convert it to an AK lookalike inside US, but the law treats it the same as violation of import restrictions. However, ATF considers any gun "American made" if it has 10 or less parts in it that are not made in USA - including, yes, things like some furniture, and parts of magazines. So people import Saigas, and make just enough details in US to convert them to AK to get down to that "10 foreign parts max" limit.

      It is also perfectly legal to just manufacture a (semi-auto) AK clone entirely in US and not bother with the parts. Some companies do just that. Problem is, a well-made American AK clone is expensive - compared to the much cheaper but still quality Russian Saigas - and cheaply made American AKs that can compete with imports on price are crap. So imports are more popular.

      Note also that all this applies to any imported weapon, not just AK. For example, the Czech Vz 58 is also imported in "sporter" configuration and then remade into the original shape with US-made parts. Other European companies just open manufacturing facilities in US, like SIG did (it is a Swiss company).

    40. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by kryliss · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here is the Journalists' Guide to Assault Weapons... Pretty informative. (SFW)

      http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gxz7lCn41qm1o5to1_500.jpg

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    41. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by jmerlin · · Score: 1

      One has to wonder if, given the difficulty to obtain guns in that area, if he's found himself on some kind of "potential domestic terrorists" list from all of our intelligence agencies, and is now wiretapped and being watched very closely. :)

    42. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Zippy_wonderslug · · Score: 1

      You have to live in a state that allows a class C weapon. This includes fully automatic firearms. If you live in such states, you can buy any fully automatic firearm from a licensed dealer regardless of the age of the firearm.

      If you buy a pre 1986 device you can purchase it in any state provided you pass the background checks and pay your money.

    43. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      You're technically wrong but you're technically right. The National Firearms Act machine gun registry was closed to new machine guns being added in 1986. If it isn't on the list already regardless of whether it's older than the closure of the registry, it isn't legal to own.

    44. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      You're... pretty much dead wrong in every way.

    45. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Kickasso · · Score: 1

      "Assault rifle" is a term made up by politicians

      Or rather by one particular politician, named Adolf Hitler.

    46. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Well, kudos to DC police for not playing slobbering idiot and throwing him into jail just for posessing it.

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    47. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah, the full faith and credit clause only counts when progressives want it to. Gay marriage in one state forcing the other forty nine? Sure. Drivers license? Why not. But a concealed carry permit? Oh no, each pair of states has to engage in a complicated reciprocal licensing deal. Medical, law or other professional licensing? What? Are you crazy? The license to sell pillows or mattresses and put the little 'do not remove under penalty of law' tags on? You must be nuts, gotta comply with that one in each of the thirteen states that have those laws. All of them as different as they can make them to better protect their local manufacturers... well these days importers.

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    48. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by galaad2 · · Score: 1

      hmm.. it seems i got the equivalency wrong... it's the other way around:

      maximum pressure for the .308 Win cartridge is 62,000 psi, while the 7.62x51max is 50,000 psi.
        it is normally fine to shoot quality 7.62x51 NATO ammo in a gun chambered for the .308 Winchester
      You CAN encounter problems going the other way, however. A commercial .308 Win round can exceed the max rated pressure for the 7.62x51. So, you should avoid putting full-power .308 Win rounds into military surplus rifles that have been designed for 50,000 psi max.
      source:
      http://www.6mmbr.com/308win.html

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    49. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I would have been like....awww honey....you remembered! Awesome deal, but is this news? It would probably buy three TVs if one were to sell it. After pawing on that sweet piece of steel and composite it would be hard to give it up for a stinky plastic TV.

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    50. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by CanHasDIY · · Score: 3, Insightful

      After watching the video of how the Slidefire works I would have to imagine it will be made illegal or put under the same restrictions as any automatic weapon within a few years. It's really just another way to arrive at an automatic rifle and get around the ban on buying them.

      The Slidefire and similar stocks have been around for a few years now, but I haven't found any evidence that their legality has been brought into question yet (won't stop the busy-bodies from trying, I know...).

      As for making it illegal, well... might as well criminalize physics.

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    51. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by akboss · · Score: 2

      You are way off.

      Pre-1986, fully-automatic weapons can be purchased WITHOUT the $200 Class III tax stamp and they are very expensive because of this. Post-1986, fully-automatic weapons requires a $200 Class III tax stamp before you can take possession. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Act#The_market_for_NFA_items

      Also, the definition of an "assault weapon" IS NOT the same as a "fully-automatic weapon". Many assault weapons are simply semi-automatic. And yes, a semi-automatic weapon CAN be an assault rifle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_weapon

      You do not need a "class III" tax stamp as there is no such thing. There is a "Title II" tax stamp.

      An FFL is required as a prerequisite to become a Special Occupation Taxpayer (SOT): Class 1 importer, Class 2 manufacturer-dealer or Class 3 dealer in NFA firearms

      The NFA is also referred to as Title II of the Federal firearms laws. The Gun Control Act of 1968 ("GCA") is Title I.

      All new fully automatic weapons after 1986 can only be transferred to the military or LEO.

      The domestic manufacture of new machine guns that civilians could purchase was effectively banned by language in the Firearm Owners Protection Act of 1986.

      I got this from the same link you gave us. Completely different from what you spouted as the "truth"

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    52. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      Well played sir. I award you one internet for your heroic effort.

    53. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Jawnn · · Score: 2
      Oh, man...

      ...And when things hit the crapper in another decade, he'd have the means to keep himself and his neighbors safe.)

      Yeah. Right. Got anything like, you know, credible information to support this notion, or just the typical foil-hat bloggers? Doesn't matter though, really. Even if your apocalyptic wet dream came true, existing organized gangs (think bikers) will kill the idiots who think a couple of assault rifles and a crate of ammo will protect their stockpiles of food and other hard-to-find stuff. Once that scenario has played out, the smarter marauders will have organized better, trained better, and armed better (not to mention bigger) and will kill the rest of the "survivalists" and take their food. At that point, it might look a lot like "The Postman", only Kevin won't get to fight the copier salesman in single combat, and the whole thing will be a lot darker.

    54. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by rot26 · · Score: 1

      You have that backwards. However in real life, it's not actually a problem.

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    55. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      First, "assault rifle" is a military term with a fairly widely accepted definition.

      Please provide citations for "assault rifle" being defined by the military before 1994.

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    56. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      > Which orifice did you pull 24" from?

      My pyloric sphincter, to be exact.

      That must have hurt.

      Glad to see someone maintaining a sense of humor around here.

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    57. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      It's really nothing special. Just a standard semi-automatic rifle (not much different than any other varmint rifle).

      This particular one is in .308 - so not exactly varmint, unless your goal is to make them explode or something. ~

      Actually, exploding them, I mean real, nothin'-but-red-mist disintegration, requires fast, really fast, projectiles. Caliber doesn't matter nearly so much as velocity for that particular kind of spectacular "terminal performance".

    58. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      Did he RTFM?

      Maybe it was something like

      1. Load rifle.
      2. Go to nearest Wal-Mart.
      3. Pick the TV of your choice.

      These articles always miss the details.

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    59. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by modecx · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, you've got it backwards. NATO ammo in a .308 chamber is fine, and .308 in a NATO chambered gun is usually OK too. The max pressure on .308 Win is slightly higher than 7.62x51, enough that some auto-loading NATO guns can be over-gassed and run too hard if shot with .308 Win. It's something like 58,000 PSI for NATO and 62,000 for commercial. Also, commercial ammo often uses slower burning powders designed to get higher velocity out of bolt action hunting rifles with longer barrels, further increasing the pressure at the barrel tap on the autoloader.

      However, the real significant difference between the two lies in the chamber, and more specifically the headspace. Dimensionally, the unfired cases are exactly the same on the outside. The .308 chamber is tighter, and like you noted, the brass is generally thinner. This is because with the tight chamber, the brass doesn't expand so much. The shoulder/neck on the NATO chamber is a bit different. The NATO no-go gauge is about 10-13 thou longer in the shoulder area. The reasons for this are to make more room for mud, blood and guts between the cartridge and the chamber, so to improve reliability. Consequently the brass is usually made from a thicker, but more annealed (softer) alloy which better expands to fill the gap (this is also why they keep the NATO ammo pressure slightly lower). As an aside, that feature leads to more erratic muzzle velocities, making guns with the .308 chamber more accurate, all other things being equal.

      So, if you're running a max pressure commercial cartridge in a NATO chambered gun, you can possibly end up with case-neck separations, stuck brass, damaged extractors, blown-up rifles, etc. But most ammo doesn't quite push the envelope that far, so it would be acceptable to do interchange the two in an emergency.

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    60. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I believe technically you are correct. However, they have made it so difficult via the costs of the permits and classes you must obtain make it all but impossible for the average person.

      Hmmn...sure is nice to live where you don't have to have a permit, class, nor register any weapons you buy from a shop or a private individual on the street.

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    61. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by crazyjj · · Score: 1

      No, kidding. Unless he was buying a very nice TV, he would have been better off keeping the rifle.

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    62. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2

      Here you are. This is the assault rifle.

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    63. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      You do know that almost every journalist now-a-days has to be a university graduate? [ducks]

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    64. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      However, if he kept the gun and they found out he would have problems because guns, shipped via mail, need to be shipped to a FFL licensed dealer.

      I can just imagine the look on the face of the dealer when HIS shipment arrived....

    65. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Yeah, for that job you want .300 winmag. Get some nice and light barnes copper bullets so they are going nice and fast. Great groundhog or coyote medicine. Plus being lead free they are environmentally friendly!

    66. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      "Assault rifle" is no more made up than "sports car". It describes a generic design. Is it explicitly defined? No, but it works well enough. Now, laws are pedantic so codifying "assault rifle" likely would leave lots of fuzzy areas.

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    67. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by dwlovell · · Score: 1

      I think the ethical rule is that you dont keep things that dont belong to you. Regardless of wether he is legally required to fix this with Amazon, it is his duty as a responsible adult to make it right. I dont get the attitude these days where some folks celebrate when others make a costly mistake in their favor.

    68. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also, who the fuck shoots varmint with semi-automatic rifles? Do you have seven foot raccoons on your property?

      My .22 LR is semi-automatic, holds 18 shots, and is a classic varmint rifle. Semi-automatic doesn't mean 'big scary assault rifle' by default.

    69. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by TigerPlish · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes...and that's the point. It's really nothing special. Just a standard semi-automatic rifle (not much different than any other varmint rifle).

      Not quite. The 715 is chambered in 7.62 NATO, not the 5.56 NATO the normal AR rifle is chambered for.

      A short history lesson:

      The original AR-10 rifle was indeed 7.62. This is very similar and almost interchangeable with .308 Winchester. This isn't a plinking or varmint round. This is a blow-your-head-off-at-800-yards man killer. This is what the M14 chambered. This is what the M40 sniper rifle chambers.. and countless civilian rifles as well.

      Somewhere down the line, the round was dropped to 5.56mm. Some desk jockey thought it was better to carry many more lighter, smaller bullets that don't hit nearly as hard as a heavier, larger bullet.

      So no. This isn't your typical assault rifle. The 716 is more properly called a battle rifle. Like an M14 or FAL or M1 Garand, or a '03 Springfield, or a '98 Mauser.

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    70. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2

      But in DC it is illegal and near impossible to get one. And he did.... (Could of just kept his mouth shut. And when things hit the crapper in another decade, he'd have the means to keep himself and his neighbors safe.)

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    71. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by timothy · · Score: 1

      From the Wikipedia page you cite: "Not to be confused with assault rifle,"

      The terms are not synonymous. "Assault rifle" (to those who know guns) has a specific meaning that includes select fire and some other features; "assault weapon" (as in Assault Weapons Ban) is much looser.

      So in that sense, you can believe (hey, it's your time) that a semi-automatic gun "is an assault weapon," but this does not make true that a semi-auto can be an assault *rifle.*

       

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    72. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by suutar · · Score: 1

      There is 1 licensed dealer. You order from elsewhere, have them ship to him, and then he files paperwork to transfer it to you. After you've taken your safety courses, which are not offered in the District. You have to go to another state.
      There's a blog series called "Emily gets her gun" detailing the quest of an 'Opinion' editor at the Washington Times to get a gun after Heller. It's a testament to bureaucracy.

    73. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I got a lot wrong in there. I'm not a gun nut, but I love my AR (BCM upper&lower) and AK74 (Saiga via Arsenal Inc.). (And an AR 14.5" barrel is still legal if the muzzle break is pinned and it extends to 16" from the breech.)

      But what I don't get is this sudden pedantry. I've never met someone who DIDN'T refer to their AK or AR as an "assault rifle." Of course, they will always follow with the caveat, "yeah, it's not technically an assault rifle, but I've got a CFH barrel, an M4 breech and bolt carrier with the excess not cutaway, and an H2 buffer, and I shoot M855 5.56 NATO, but I don't have an RDIAS." Seriously: I have yet to go to the range or on a shoot with someone who refers to them as anything other than an assault rifle (plus caveat). You know you say it (you = any generic AR owner).

      But apparently everyone on slashdot knows this distinction and always uses the proper terms, except me.

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    74. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      Your laws are funny in the USA. Isn't that a simple mechanical modification to make ?

      Not necessarily all that simple, and definitely illegal without the appropriate licenses/permits.

      (Semi to full auto mods depend on the particulars of the mechanism and often require the precise machining of new parts. Also a good way to ruin a perfectly good gun if you do it or use it wrong.)

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    75. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      ...when things hit the crapper in another decade, he'd have the means to keep himself and his neighbors safe.

      Or shoot the neighbors and take their food.

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    76. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      When the SCOTUS makes a ruling progressives like, especially if it legislates a whole new legal superstructure from the bench they could never dream of enacting through the legislative procress, then the SUPREME COURT has spoken.

      blah blah

      On the other hand, when it is a ruling they don't like, not so much.

      Yeah, those damn activist judges. It's a good thing that conservatives (or however you want to self-identify) like yourself are there to be not-hypocritical examples for us all.

      You (as in the personal you, jmorris42) still don't have jack shit in the way of arguments. You rant and rave about progressives, but it comes off as a looney obsession devoid of facts.

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    77. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Solandri · · Score: 1

      DC has pretty much ignored the Heller decision. Last I heard there is still no licensed dealer in the city and it is still illegal to import one from elsewhere. So good luck exercising your newly reinstated 2nd Amendment RTKBA and it won't change until we get a different Senate and POTUS.

      So Amazon is just proactively trying to correct the situation. Free rifle with every HDTV purchase for DC residents!

    78. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by ep32g79 · · Score: 1

      Registered Drop-In Auto Sear (RDIAS). Google it.

      It's a small block of aluminum that fits into low-profile AR15 lower receivers and makes it a full auto (not even select fire, that's a weird cam design that you have to buy fully assembled).

      It costs about $50 to make and $15,000-$20,000 to register if your state even allows it.

      A Drop-In Auto Sear is a $5 piece of aluminum that is illegal to possess unless it had been registered as a machine gun prior to the Firearm Owners' Protection Act being enacted due to the Hughes Amendment attached.
      The reason this little piece of metal is $15,000 is because no more little pieces of metal like it can be registered with the government to make it legal to posses.

    79. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Quite a bit of sensationalist bullshit in this one, particularly from the OP and the 'news' source he quoted.

      Let's start with: it's not an assault rifle. Let's follow up with incomplete information, and it being a problem at the shipping carrier - UPS, supposedly, put the label on the box after it 'fell off' another box (the TV)?

      Something's fishy about that, particularly since DC has some of the heaviest firearm restrictions in the country, partially due to the spate of suspicious mass killings in the last couple weeks, partially due to the sudden surge in partisan efforts to ban firearms (Woo from SF put a bill forth to ban all detachable magazines), and partially due to the extreme unlikelihood that a) a shipping label would 'come off' and someone at UPS would incorrectly attach it to a box which already has a shipping label.

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    80. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      But what I don't get is this sudden pedantry. I've never met someone who DIDN'T refer to their AK or AR as an "assault rifle." Of course, they will always follow with the caveat, "yeah, it's not technically an assault rifle, but I've got a CFH barrel, an M4 breech and bolt carrier with the excess not cutaway, and an H2 buffer, and I shoot M855 5.56 NATO, but I don't have an RDIAS." Seriously: I have yet to go to the range or on a shoot with someone who refers to them as anything other than an assault rifle (plus caveat). You know you say it (you = any generic AR owner).

      Realistically this category of guns is really an "assault rifle lookalike" targeting a specific audience - i.e. those of us who want it to look like the real thing, even if it ain't the real thing. So people will tend to refer to them that way. Heck, I have an HK 416 lookalike in .22LR - decidedly not an assault rifle in any real sense - but its realistic look is a big part of the package.

      The reason for the pedantry is that because the term is used in a blanket way "outside the club", so to speak, it creates different connotations there. You and I know that when we speak about a civilian-owned AK in US, it is a semi-auto weapon. On the other hand, a typical person who hasn't dealt with guns knows that an assault rifle is what they use in the military. They also know that in the military people hold the trigger and keep shooting till the mag runs out (see also: any Hollywood movie). From that they conclude that "assault rifle" = "capable of mowing down just about anything", as the summary has worded it. On that grounds, they proceed to campaign for the ban of such weapons. Needless to say, this makes people who own semi-auto lookalikes very testy when their toys are referred to as "assault rifles" in such context.

    81. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      They figured he was going to watch the new Batman, so he needs some protection.

      (too soon?)

    82. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by jmorris42 · · Score: 2

      > You (as in the personal you, jmorris42) still don't have jack shit in the way of arguments.

      Oh really. So riddle me this. Take Roe v Wade as data point 1. There is no 'right to privacy' in the Constitution. How ever much we might like that idea, the only way for it to be there is to add an amendment because right now it just ain't there. And even if it were, stretching that notion to something all but unrelated is the very definition of judicial activism. Yet that decision is considered to be on the level of a religious sacrement to the left, no disent is to be permitted. You might say the science is settled on it.

      Now compare and contrast to Citizens United and Heller where the court did nothing more than say, "yup the 1st and 2nd Amendments still say exactly when they said and were understood to have meant when written.' And all right thinking progressives shat themselves and have been caterwalling ever since that the very foundations of the Republic have been destroyed and that they simply MUST overturn those horrible decisions.

      Explain.

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    83. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      Actually an assault rifle has very strict legal definitions

      Citation needed. "Assault rifle" is a term made up by politicians and adopted by the media because it sounds threatening.

      Actually, "assault rifles" have a very cleanly defined technical definition, crafted by the Germans in WWII. This definition conflates with the so-called "legal" definition found in a handful of disenfranchised locations, like California, Chicago, IL, and New York.

      An 'assault rifle' is a shoulder-fired rifle, firing an intermediate round, use detachable magazines, and capable of select fire and have a 300 meter effective range.

      Currently, there are no assault rifles available for sale to any human individual (ie not a corporation) in the United States by the technical definition.

      Let's just rehash, shall we? An assault rifle must be capable of, at the very bare minimum, of both taking a detachable magazine and able to fire more than one bullet from its barrel with a single pull of the trigger. Cosmetic similarity alone does not make this qualification any more than putting a ricer sticker on the back window of your car makes it fast.

      Intermediate cartridges are generally accepted to be in the 6mm range, which excludes .308 Winchester/7.62 NATO, which - surprise - the SIG716 just happens to be.

      This is gross reactionary sensationalism from the same people who seem having no problem getting technical details on new surveillance, tax, and government intrusion laws right. It's hard to say it's anything but malice.

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    84. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by ep32g79 · · Score: 1

      You have to live in a state that allows a class C weapon. This includes fully automatic firearms. If you live in such states, you can buy any fully automatic firearm from a licensed dealer regardless of the age of the firearm.

      If you buy a pre 1986 device you can purchase it in any state provided you pass the background checks and pay your money.

      No. No. No. and No.

      The only entity that is allowed to purchase a machine gun that was manufactured post 86 is a government entity. Period, no exceptions.

      A Type 1 Federally Licensed Firearms Dealer who maintains his FFL in good standing along with paying the accompanying Class 3 Special Occupational Tax may purchase a machine gun manufactured post 86 on behalf of a government entity if and only if the licensed firearms dealer first receives a letter, on official government letterhead, stating that the government entity is capable of purchasing and wishes for the dealer to procure the machine gun so they may sample. (this letter is colloquially known as a 'love letter from the Sheriff')

      If you are not a Type 1 FFL SOT 3 that is procuring machine guns for a gov't entity then you are relegated to the Type II Pre-86 NFA machine gun market. The gun the sheriff can get for $500 will run you $25,000 because of the requirement for it to have been registered pre-86.

      Further, if you live in a state that does not outlaw machine guns outright and you do find a pre-86 you wish to purchase, you better be in good standing with the sheriff or chief law enforcement officer of your area as he will have to sign off on paperwork before you even send it in to the BATFE. This is also entirely at the CLEO's digression. If he does not want to sign it, tough shit. If he will, great! Now it's time to get your mug shot taken, your prints digitally taken and a check for $200 to be made out to the BATFE and sent in. Then you wait for 6-12 months for the results of your background check and if you are squeaky clean they'll send you a tax stamp saying you are clear to posses your machine gun. Then you can finally take possession of it. Oh and did I mention, you need to plunk down the $15,000 for the weapon up front before you even send in your paperwork?

    85. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      The goal is to kill destructive varmints. If they happen to explode in a pink mist it means you most likely killed them and you have immediate visual evidence. .308 is fine for that if you pick the right loading. A light weigh hollow point bullet and loading suitable to the range and accuracy you require will work. It's not inappropriate but it is not the most effective. There are specialty rifles for long range varmint hunting in several calibers. A local gun store sells prairie dog rifles that are about 2" in diameter and 30" long, bolt action. I think it's .25-06 as they shoot at 600 yards. .308 will not perform as well at that range.

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    86. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Holi · · Score: 1

      Nope and don't expect nationwide reciprocity any time soon.
      Granted the House passed H.R. 822, but it won't go anywhere in the Senate. Not to say it does kind of step all over states rights.

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    87. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Excellent. Why just watch violence on TV when you can make your own?

    88. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Isn't there the old rule, if you receive something in the mail that you didn't order....you can keep it, etc?

      Sure, in six-year-old court, the applicable doctrine is "Finders Keepers". In grown-up court, however, sending an item through the post does not by itself confer ownership, and holding on to something the sender didn't mean to send you is illegal. Not sure whether this could lead merely to a court ordering you to return it or in fact theft charges.

      That's before you get into the part where it's a felony to possess, transport, sell, etc. etc. this kind of gun in D.C.

      In short, doing anything other than what he did, ie. call the police, could easily lead to jailtime.

    89. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by modecx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is no 'right to privacy' in the Constitution

      Oh, I wouldn't be so quick to declare that:

      The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

      The way I see it, they decided it would be impractical, if not impossible to list every possible right that needed protection (and to what degree), but they wanted to guard freedom in a general sense, including the freedom of a person to be free from all substantial arbitrary impositions by the government.

      Just because the founders didn't choose to explicitly enumerate that right, that doesn't mean that they believed the government should be able to arbitrarily limit your choice of medical procedures, etc. Without a measure of privacy (which they sometimes took extraordinary measures to achieve), they would have never been able to mount a revolution, from that continuum, I'm pretty sure they would have been fond that ideal.

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    90. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by k31bang · · Score: 1

      However, if he kept the gun and they found out he would have problems because guns, shipped via mail, need to be shipped to a FFL licensed dealer.

      Exception: C&R License. If a gun falls under the C&R classification, and a gun collector has a C&R license, then the gun can be shipped to the collector's house. And before you all go on about C&Rs being all bolt action and what not, please note that there a few semi auto hand guns that are C&R classfied including the CZ-82 Makarov.
         

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    91. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by cheesybagel · · Score: 2

      Actually it wasn't just desk jockeys. There was a lot of work done to produce a so called intermediate round. The advantage besides being able to carry more bullets with the same load are lower recoil which leads to the weapon being easier to control in auto fire. The first assault rifle, the Kurz developed during WWII, had an intermediate round. The British developed a .280 round to replace the old .303 but the US was opposed to using the round which led to the use of 7.62 NATO which turned out to be overpowered for most uses. To make matters worse the US later introduced 5.56 NATO which is even smaller than the .280 round which is a 7 mm round. Presently there are effort to develop new calibers in light of what happened in the war in Iraq and Afghanistan where the 5.56 NATO has proved to be inadequate and most of the proposed calibers are 6 mm or higher.

    92. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      And wouldn't that ALSO suggest that UPS was shipping a gun in the first place? Doesn't that need one HELL of a warning sticker of some kind...?

    93. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      This is UPS, not the Postal Service. So not sure if the gift thing would apply, special firearms-related issues aside.
      I read the gun was worth about $1600 and the TV about $300

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    94. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      Your laws are funny in the USA. Isn't that a simple mechanical modification to make ?

      Mechanical modification, yes. Simple? Far from it. Also, highly illegal. It would be far cheaper, easier, and safer to just install one of these.

      I've used one, they work GREAT! They're also great at emptying your wallet, since a 30rd mag goes in about 5 seconds.

    95. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by humanrev · · Score: 1

      I'm Australian, which means that despite following guys like FPSRussia and playing my fair share of FPSes, there are still gaps in my knowledge when it comes to firearms.

      Which leads me to this question:

      They're also great at emptying your wallet, since a 30rd mag goes in about 5 seconds.

      How much does it cost to load up a 30 round magazine? Let's assume an AR-15, a variant or something in that category. Wouldn't your pervasive gun culture mean that ammo is reasonably cheap?

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    96. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by humanrev · · Score: 1

      Might I add that your are looking anywhere from $5000 to $50,000 for a full auto.

      What kind of civilian acquirable firearm costs 50 grand? Honest question.

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    97. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Insightful
      In the first place, I acknowledge that you (jmorris42) using "Democrat delenda est" ("Democrat must be destroyed") as your sig self-identifies you as a reactionary who is as amenable to reason and rational discourse as a cornered wolverine, but hey, it's my breath to waste.

      I'm surprised. I would have thought you'd have led with Brown v. Board of Education as your poster child for "bad bad liberal bad socialist bad bad judicial activism - only bad bad liberals and bad bad socialists do it"; but then, I don't suppose you have that much intellectual honesty. So, as you suggest, we'll take Roe v. Wade as "Data Point 1". You say:

      There is no 'right to privacy' in the Constitution. How ever much we might like that idea, the only way for it to be there is to add an amendment because right now it just ain't there.

      Actually, as the 9th Amendment states:

      The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

      In other words, It doesn't "have to be there" (enumerated) to exist. That would be YOU, being 100% completely wrong. Simply because "privacy" (whatever that might mean) is not explicitly stated as a (specific, named) Right under the Constitution, does not mean that it does not exist, nor should it be disparaged simply because it is not named by name. That's what the 9th Amendment says. Get it? Get it? It's the same kind of "just because we didn't mention it by name..." language as used in the 10th Amendment. I won't go into the 14th Amendment "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States" part of the argument because I know how much the "Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned." part enrages the "hold my breath until I turn blue" Congressional conservative crowd. Besides, that's Reconstruction, not actual Bill of Rights. Point is, you're wrong: it don't have to be stated, and it don't need an Amendment for "privacy" (non-interference by government in people's private lives) to exist and be enforceable.

      What really makes me laugh is how worked up conservatives get about Roe, especially when the (stated) gist of the Court's decision was "It's none of the Government's goddamn business, let the individual person decide". To me, it's the height of hypocrisy (and howlingly funny) how loudly conservatives want the Government to stay out of everybody's business, except when they want the Government to dictate things (usually legislated morality) they (the conservatives) want to shove down everybody's throat. It's always different when the shoe is on the other foot.

      On to Citizen's United and Heller.

      In the first place, I'll let you have Heller, simply because I know (and acknowledge as being a Good Thing) that the 2nd Amendment (and the Constitution) in general, pretty much explicitly state that the government of this country (which was founded on armed revolution) shall rule at the consent of an armed populace. Again, I think that's a Good Thing. I like to reserve that right on principle, besides, the way things are going, I might have to exercise it. Besides, just because YOU brought it up doesn't mean I have to champion it. If Heller makes you thump your chest in victory, you go right ahead.

      Citizen's United

      ...the court did nothing more than say, "yup the 1st and 2nd Amendments still say exactly when they said and were understood to have meant when written.'

      Um, no. It (Citizen's) goes a damn sight farther than that. In the first place, it declares that MONEY is SPEECH. Which it ain't. Obviously.

    98. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by muridae · · Score: 2

      Citizens United overturned a law stating the corporations only had the right to air 'political' tv bits when it was not X months before an election. The SCOTUS said that if Congress gives them the right to speech, then the 1st applies, and it can't be time limited to "this time of the year only". No magical appearing corporate right to free speech, unless you count acts of Congress many many years ago. But that wouldn't fit with your rant.

      Besides, three hand picked data points to make a statistical argument? This is /. so at least get enough data points for a reasonable p-value; otherwise you are just insulting the other readers.

    99. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by wordsnyc · · Score: 1

      1) Decade? Optimist.
      2) Awww. That was the NRA/Hallmark channel movie of the week, right?

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    100. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by flyingsquid · · Score: 1

      Citation needed. "Assault rifle" is a term made up by politicians and adopted by the media because it sounds threatening.

      The history of the term goes back to the German STG-44. The "STG" means "Sturmgewehr". "Sturm" is German for "assault" and "gewehr" is rifle. The Sturmgewehr 44 was the first battle rifle to combine an intermediate size cartridge, detachable clip, and fully automatic fire, and so later weapons with these features- like the AK-47 and M-16- became known as assault rifles.

      Here's the citation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StG_44

    101. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      You'd think journalists having a degree means less misspellings and grammar errors.

    102. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      About 38 cents a round for 5.56 (including tax), so $11.40 a magazine. Ammo prices constantly go up, I think it's probably a scam. Retailers and manufacturers constantly blame the "left" for the increase in ammo prices (and shortages) but as of yet I haven't seen any laws or anything else that could realistically cause that. I think the only cause for prices to be where they are is greed. I'm fairly new to shooting, but my understanding from others is that just 10 years ago, ammo was less than half of this price.
      I watch fpsrussia, too. He must spend a ton of money making episodes.

    103. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      You make a valid point. However, it doesn't contradict the point I was making in response to the OP's claim of "very strict legal definitions". STG is more of a marketing name for a rifle rather than any sort of military definition. The name was chosen for reasons much like the reasons politicians and talking heads like to use "assault rifle" -- it sounds intimidating.

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    104. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by modecx · · Score: 1

      remember, your guys are just as guilty of it as the other guys - except every time your guys do it, it STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN of bribery and corruption. At least my guys are ATTEMPTING to make a better world, instead of lining their (and their masters and their cronies) pockets.

      I don't know, it often stinks to high heaven of corruption, etc. in both directions. After all, how often are they trying to make a better world for you and me, and mine and yours, rather than their ruling class?

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    105. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      The expired Assault Weapons Ban may be what you are referring to as defining the term, but that also included arbitrary and cosmetic features as well. A bayonet lug could mean the difference between owning an "assault rifle" or just a rifle.

      And then there's the Mini-14.

      It's 5.56.

      Semiautomatics.

      Accepts ;large magazines.

      When the Assault Weapon Ban was passed, but before it went into effect, I bought a stock with a pistol grip for my Mini-14.

      AND a new front sight with flash suppressor.

      At that point, I had something that fit the legal definition of "assault weapon"...

      Or so I thought...

      When I mentioned same to my wife, she said something to the effect of "the mini-14 is in the appendix that exempts guns from being assault weapons even if they're modified to otherwise fit the definition".

      Then we looked over that appendix, and concluded, based on the guns listed therein, that the "assault weapons ban" was really the American Gun Manufacturers Protection Act, since pretty much every weapon on the exempt list was made in the USA, and pretty much every weapon NOT made in USA was on the list of "evil assault weapons"....

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    106. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Problem is that D.C. has been using a lot of administrative crap to delay things. (example, mandating the gun has to be purchased in D.C., but not allowing FFLs (licensed firearm dealers) to establish businesses in D.C.)

    107. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      There was nothing "activist" about DC vs Heller. In fact, it was one of the purest, most well founded Constitutional decisions made in decades. The only activism was that 4 justices regardless of the overwhelming amount of facts decided to vote based on their personal views on guns instead of on Constitutional fact.

      Sad....

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    108. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      The Right to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. (Ideals our nation was founded on.)

      Just saying, those ideals view the "right to life" as a fundamental right...just saying.

    109. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      It is for M1 Garands...

      But more modern rifles tend to be made for the pressures of both. There is a huge potential of pressure difference, I think like 12,000psi or such. Just heard someone mentioning how it was nearly the difference in a 41 Colt.

      M1 Garands are usually recommended NOT to shoot the non-military spec.

    110. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      True, noticed that afterwards...

      But most of the rifles which are usually referred to as assault weapons utilize .223, or 7.62x39. Which are much smaller than most hunting cartridges, especially the .223.

    111. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      No they wouldn't, they'd just go out of state and buy it. They don't care about laws.

    112. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not talking apocalyptic brigade here...

      I'm talking about a debt issue that could delay food stamps and other benefits. There was a recent computer glitch issue with food stamps and hundreds turned out in a very vocal mob.

      If you can't imagine what would happen if we had a delay, let's think how could this happen, oh...that's right. Budget debate fails to pass. No funding for such things. Yes, that almost happened last year. So let's just say it DOES happen.

      Yes, we'll see a spat of riots. Probably akin to Los Angelos in the 90's.

    113. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      a) You don't need to take on the world. You just need to make yourself a harder target so people move along to other easier softer targets (please review Korean on rooftop with rifle, who kept his business and family safe during Los Angelos riots).

      b) Prediction in 10 years. Well, gee, I could be a doomsayer, and say next year. But I've called a lot of predictions. dot com bust, (cashed out), housing bubble (sold and cashed out), 2008 stock market crash (cashed out), heck...even bought Netflix at $10-$15. So I do fairly well on predictions. (Oh by the way, I've been saying for 3 years now to get out of state and municipal bond markets.)

      Truthfully, I'd love to see us turn around and get on good footing again and not have to ever see such a prediction as riots in American streets as budget talks flounder, food stamps go unfunded, cities/states go bankrupt and with that the funding for social programs.

      c) Who shoots varmints with a semi-auto? Lots of people. Because varmints don't need to be killed in a sporting manner. So yes, you might take out 4 wood chucks in just a few minutes. Or more common, take out a whole pack of coyotes preying on your sheep.

    114. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Seriously, this is DC...most neighbors don't have a sufficient amount of food to steal. Too many eat at McD's every day.

    115. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      hey, my wife has been on my case about being a pessimist, so I'm trying to turn over a new leaf and be more optimistic.

    116. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The idea which has even so far been held up by SCOTUS is that the right to privacy which isn't enumerated is valid, my understanding because it is implied by the idea that you can't have the enumerated rights without it. So it's sort of meta-enumerated. In practice anything not written in there at least between the lines, you're not going to get. That's why you can talk talk talk about natural rights all day, but the only ones that you can even begin to count on are the ones written down somewhere, either in the constitution or in a decision by the supremes, and preferably a fairly recent one.

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    117. Re:Sounds like win-win to me! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So no. This isn't your typical assault rifle. The 716 is more properly called a battle rifle. Like an M14 or FAL or M1 Garand, or a '03 Springfield, or a '98 Mauser.

      It's funny you should mention the M1 Garand, because the government sells surplus ones through the CMP to anyone whose state will let them have it, which is pretty much everywhere because it's long and it only takes an eight-round clip. The .30-06 is a pretty satisfying thing... and our government offers rifles, ammunition, and training materials at a very reasonable price. They have I believe finally stopped directly sponsoring the competitions, however.

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  2. Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:Oblig. by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      I would, I mean seriously...fair chance the rifle was worth more...and in DC wow....

    2. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Oblig. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      He missed his chance... the recipient should have been standing at his desk, or at least sitting on a pile of fur.

    4. Re:Oblig. by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      I'll bet Randall never expected THAT comic to become a obligatory xkcd reference!

  3. No Maam by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's just a misunderstanding, officer. I ordered an issue of Big'uns!

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    1. Re:No Maam by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      hehe that's a double 5 mod. Big'uns was Al Bundies favorite nudie mag and No MA'AM was his chick-free mens organization.

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  4. So... by doubleplusungodly · · Score: 1

    How far is this man away from Congress?

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      Dear Secret Service, I do not know the above poster. We just hang out here.

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      Just one vote.

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  5. Pregnant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How is his wife's pregnancy relevant?

    1. Re:Pregnant? by loufoque · · Score: 5, Funny

      A pregnant woman is less likely to have fun with an assault rifle

    2. Re:Pregnant? by Lieutenant_Dan · · Score: 1

      Well, he's obviously under a lot of stress, so arming him or his pregnant wife is certainly more dangerous. Luckily it came with a complimentary jar of pickles and some freeze-dried chocolate ice cream, so the crisis was averted.

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    3. Re:Pregnant? by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 4, Funny

      The mere mention of violence is obviously a threat to the frail constitutions of women, much less those with child. Didn't you learn anything in finishing school? Why, I think I might faint just from reading the summary!

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    4. Re:Pregnant? by PortHaven · · Score: 2

      Google Oleg Volk Pregnant

      Lots of pregnant women have fun with guns!

    5. Re:Pregnant? by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      A pregnant woman is less likely to have fun with an assault rifle

      And more likely to get down to serious business.

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    6. Re:Pregnant? by Jahf · · Score: 1

      Perhaps she wanted to, I dunno, watch TV?

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    7. Re:Pregnant? by jbeaupre · · Score: 5, Funny

      Frail? Hell! I was scared shitless every time my pregnant wife picked up scissors. Anything sharper than a butter knife was an excuse to go to the store.

      An assault rifle in the house would have meant waking up to a loud bang in the middle of the night and bloody "can I sleep on your face" cat entrails blasted across the room. If I was lucky.

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    8. Re:Pregnant? by BlueStrat · · Score: 3, Funny

      A pregnant woman is less likely to have fun with an assault rifle

      Not necessarily true.

      A pregnant woman obviously likes to bang.

      Thanks, I'll be here all week.

      Please tip the burgers, and try the waitresses.

      Strat

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    9. Re:Pregnant? by v1 · · Score: 1

      How is his wife's pregnancy relevant?

      Considering the volatile nature of most pregnant women, in the final trimester in particular, which would you want your woman to have? A big TV, or an assault rifle?

      Anyone that's ever been a father-to-be can easily help you out with that one. (or at least any father that lived through it)

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    10. Re:Pregnant? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      If in New Zeeland, it means any police assault on the residence must involve at least 2 helicopters and 4 truck loads of special assault forces.

    11. Re:Pregnant? by Anrego · · Score: 1

      It's one of those annoying media sensationalism gimmicks that is way overused.

    12. Re:Pregnant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Kari Byron would totally disagree with that statement.

    13. Re:Pregnant? by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 3, Funny

      A pregnant woman is less likely to have fun with an assault rifle

      Depends on which way her mood swings.

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    14. Re:Pregnant? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Severe irrationality is common, maybe.

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    15. Re:Pregnant? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      Anything sharper than a butter knife was an excuse to go to the store.

      The gun store?

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    16. Re:Pregnant? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Depending on how the raging hormonal changes are affecting her, he may not want a weapon anywhere within 10 miles of her.

    17. Re:Pregnant? by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Sorry.... ;-)

      Should have forewarned everyone. Oleg has some great photography.

  6. His bumper sticker by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Yesterday, I got a gun for my wife." "Pretty good trade, don't you think?"

    1. Re:His bumper sticker by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      I think you ripped the guy off.

  7. And he told somebody??? by bobthesungeek76036 · · Score: 1

    I'll take that over a TV any day of the week. Especially living in DC...

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  8. Too much violence on TV by SirBitBucket · · Score: 1

    Obviously...

  9. Interesting by TonyAldo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want to know what kind of retailer carries HDTVs and assault rifles? Maybe Best Buy should adopt this idea, TVs, guns and chicken!

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    1. Re:Interesting by The+Moof · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I want to know what kind of retailer carries HDTVs and assault rifles?

      Wal-Mart.

    2. Re:Interesting by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Bubba's Gun Shop, Hair Care and Electronics Emporium.

      Coming soon to an Alabama city near you.

    3. Re:Interesting by biometrizilla · · Score: 2

      Not clear why Amazon is involved here. Quick Amazon search doesn't turn up said SIG716 and I don't believe you can purchase guns from Amazon on-line anyway. Sounds like guy places order on Amazon for TV, carrier delivers wrong package to his apartment, guy tags Amazon for screw-up.

    4. Re:Interesting by Nadaka · · Score: 2

      I have seen Bobs Gun Store, Bridal shop and Truck Repair. Though it was in Mississippi, not Alabama.

    5. Re:Interesting by rwise2112 · · Score: 5, Funny

      He should have read the fine print - "product may not appear exactly as shown"

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    6. Re:Interesting by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I want to know what kind of retailer carries HDTVs and assault rifles?

      Damn near every pawn shop in the nation.

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    7. Re:Interesting by berashith · · Score: 3, Funny

      of course you couldnt find anything under SIG716. They have it hidden as a "TV" , but onl as a secret for those in the know. When you look into the specs for the tv, and it doesnt have HDMI and optical outs, but instead has specs like these, beware... it probably isnt a TV.
      Caliber 7.62 X 51 mm NATO
          Overall Length 37.4 in
          Trigger Type MIL-SPEC
          Trigger Weight 7.6 lbs
          Barrel Length 16.0 in
          Rifling 1 in 10"
          Number of grooves 6
          Weight w/out Mag 9.3 lbs
          Mag Capacity 20 Rounds
          Mag Type Magpul PMAG
          Accessory Rail Yes
          Features Short stroke pushrod operating system with 4 position gas valve

    8. Re:Interesting by PPH · · Score: 1

      This could be an error on the part of the shipper. FedEx/UPS/USPS might have mixed up his shipment (the TV) with one intended for a licensed firearms dealer.

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    9. Re:Interesting by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Sounds like guy places order on Amazon for TV, carrier delivers wrong package to his apartment, douchebag blogger tags Amazon for screw-up.

      FTFY

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    10. Re:Interesting by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Amazon facilitated the transaction and may well have "fulfilled" it. Third-party sellers may choose to let Amazon warehouse and ship their goods for them. While they probably don't, I suppose it's conceivable that they could have a fulfillment warehouse located in a state where it's legal and a fulfillment policy that allows firearms. The article isn't really clear whether it was Amazon that slapped the wrong shipping label on the package or if UPS made the goof.

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    11. Re:Interesting by nigelo · · Score: 1

      I'd like a Gun supply and Guitar store called 'Sounds and Rounds'

      Or, 'Grenades and Serenades', possibly, if selling sheet music.

      Gun store and Car dealership: 'Cars and BARs'?

      Guns and Flowers: 'Pistils and pistols'.

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    12. Re:Interesting by berashith · · Score: 1

      funny, the line above this in the spec sheet that I copied was "operating system". I didnt include this to avoid your EXACT joke, but I was lazy and didnt notice the last line...

    13. Re:Interesting by mynis01 · · Score: 1

      Most Wal-Marts I go into in NC have a single AR-15 on display and a several shotguns and rifles. None of these guns are ones that I would recommend buying. They also have shotgun shells just sitting out on shelves that people could pocket.

    14. Re:Interesting by tooyoung · · Score: 1

      I want to know what kind of retailer carries HDTVs and assault rifles? Maybe Best Buy should adopt this idea

      Great, then they would only sell gold plated assault rifles with attractive satin silk finish for maximum shooting distance with delicate low-level sound.

    15. Re:Interesting by khr · · Score: 1

      In Hillsboro, Oregon there is (or was when I was last there) a Fairly Honest Don's Machine Gun Parlor, that I think was a gun store...

    16. Re:Interesting by TonyAldo · · Score: 1

      Didn't know that me being from NYC, you can't even buy liquor and ciggs in the same place.

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    17. Re:Interesting by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      D'oh, beaten...

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    18. Re:Interesting by YouWantFriesWithThat · · Score: 1

      fleet farm

    19. Re:Interesting by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Damn, our local guns and guitar shop is just called "bizarre guitar." Your names are way better.

      But, would sounds and rounds have a TV commercial with a guy busting out a wicked guitar riff while two hot chicks pose behind him with assault rifles? I think NOT!

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    20. Re:Interesting by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      And a few 22.

      But i suppose if you have been trained at birth to be afraid of firearms, even a 22 might make you pee your pants.

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    21. Re:Interesting by Immerman · · Score: 1

      How about gun store and strip joint: 'guns and Guns'

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    22. Re:Interesting by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      No, they do not.

      There is nowhere within the US where you can legally purchase an assault rifle.

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    23. Re:Interesting by Rockoon · · Score: 1
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    24. Re:Interesting by rbrausse · · Score: 1

      but...does it run linux?

      no, GCC doesn't support the processor.

      but the Crysis experience is excellent - details cranked up to 11 and the immersion is _fantastic_

    25. Re:Interesting by TonyAldo · · Score: 1

      But can I listen to the HD sound using Beats audio?

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  10. Sweet! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somewhere, deep in the desert, a hidden meth lab got a nice new TV.

    1. Re:Sweet! by zippy40 · · Score: 1

      I got a big screen TV for my deer stand!!!

    2. Re:Sweet! by drkim · · Score: 1

      ...or, somewhere on the mean streets of Chicago, there's a hitman beating his target to death with a 60 inch flat screen.

    3. Re:Sweet! by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      It was intended to reach a Pennsylvania gun shop, according to TFA. But they could use a TV too. By the way, since when is it legal to buy a gun on Amazon in the US? They can't see your ID or even prove the name on the account or the person who actually clicked the mouse, especially with their 1-click payment or whatever.

  11. I would use it... by wbr1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...to shoot all the execs and writers that produce the shit that would have displayed on his tv.

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    1. Re:I would use it... by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Score: 3, Insightful

      God I love /.

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    2. Re:I would use it... by wbr1 · · Score: 1

      The comment was tongue in cheek BTW.

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    3. Re:I would use it... by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      I figured that bit out, still your powers of mod reception are astounding!

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  12. Re:really??? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    7.62 vs 5.56 probably. Not really "high-calibre."

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  13. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by blueturffan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    i defy anyone to "mow down" anything with a semiautomatic rifle. get a grip

    You misunderstood. According to the summary, the weapon is capable of mowing down pretty much anything all by itself. This is similar to news reporting of SUVs causing horrible accidents.

    Cars don't cause accidents. Guns don't kill people. IDEs don't write bugs.

  14. When did 7.62 become "high-caliber"? by Xeoz · · Score: 2

    I suppose it is fatter than a .223, but it ain't no .50cal.

    1. Re:When did 7.62 become "high-caliber"? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      When the media get a hold of something. After all, these are the same guys that think a long rifle is an 'assault weapon' up here in Canada.

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  15. Not an assault rifle by j.+andrew+rogers · · Score: 4, Informative

    The SIG716 is not an "assault rifle" and you won't be "mowing" anything down with it. It is a conventional semi-automatic rifle that can be legally owned just about everywhere. Also, it is in a large caliber that makes it better suited for hunting than for rapid fire.

    If the guy had been shipped a functionally equivalent hunting rifle with a classic wood stock there would not be as many ninnies getting the vapors over it. Unless Amazon has never made a shipping error before, this is a non-story.

    1. Re:Not an assault rifle by Trepidity · · Score: 2

      SIG seems to market it as a "patrol rifle". I don't think they're positioning it as a hunting rifle, although I suppose you could hunt with it anyway.

    2. Re:Not an assault rifle by Nixoloco · · Score: 2

      The SIG716 is not an "assault rifle" and you won't be "mowing" anything down with it. It is a conventional semi-automatic rifle that can be legally owned just about everywhere. Also, it is in a large caliber that makes it better suited for hunting than for rapid fire.

      Everywhere perhaps, with exceptions including the District of Columbia, where the guy lives. He couldn't even transport it to a UPS store for return without committing a felony. That's why he called the police, who luckily for him, just took it into custody and didn't arrest him.

    3. Re:Not an assault rifle by davydagger · · Score: 1

      plenty. I'd even say most.

      the ruger 10-22 is a staple of rabbit and small game hunters.

    4. Re:Not an assault rifle by pigwiggle · · Score: 1

      No one is killing deer with an AR-15. Like the parent said, SIG716's calibre is more suited for deer. The AR-15 isn't, as it is much smaller and less powerful. You like Twain? No doubt you've heard this attributed to him "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt". Good advice.

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    5. Re:Not an assault rifle by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

      I just saw a stupid show on TV the other day "Rat Bastards" where guys were hunting large 30 lb swamp rats in the Bayou with AR15s haha.

    6. Re:Not an assault rifle by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Most 30.06 rifles I have shot are semi automatic. Very few are bolt action anymore. Most hunters only shoot once.. (maybe a second time, if they wounded the first time) but for practice (target shooting) its nice to be able to stay in your stance, and not take your eyes off the target to shift around, re-load the chamber, etc.

      I do have some friends that hunt with muzzle loaders though.. those guys are crazy :)

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    7. Re:Not an assault rifle by jpapon · · Score: 1

      I can respect that, but it still seems rather unnecessary.

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    8. Re:Not an assault rifle by poity · · Score: 2

      Yes, and iPods are magical, and coal is clean. Slashdotters laugh at those marketing claims, yet here we are taking this one seriously.

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    9. Re:Not an assault rifle by jafiwam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not arresting the guy is actually a quite remarkable exception. Normally he'd be busted and added to the knotches on the belt of the DA representing convictions of criminals (not to be confused with ordinary people just caught up in random events), plus, they'd shoot his dog.

    10. Re:Not an assault rifle by Thesis · · Score: 1

      Parent is correct, this is not an assault rifle, so mod him up please. An assault rifle is defined as a machine gun, just so that folks know. The media tends to call any rilfe an assault rifle, just to sensationalize the reporting. On a side note, in most states people can legally own a machine gun, as long as it was made prior to May of 1986, and that it is in the BATFE maintained NFA (National Firearms Act of 1934) database as a registered transferable weapon. Machine guns made after May 19th 1986 may only be sold to dealers, law enforcement agencies, other government agencies, or the military, per federal law. Having a fixed supply and a high demand, transferable machine guns are quite expensive. They are certainly a better investment than shares in Facebook...

      Read more on the National Firearms Act of 1934 here:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Act

      To get an idea of the cost of machine guns, look here:

      http://www.subguns.com/classifieds/?db=nfafirearms&category=All+Items+in+this+Category&query=category&search_and_display_db_button=on&results_format=headlines&website=&language=&session_key=

      http://www.sturmgewehr.com/webBBS/nfa4sale.cgi

    11. Re:Not an assault rifle by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      If you only can afford one rifle a semi auto fills all roles not so well.

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    12. Re:Not an assault rifle by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      Where do you come from, and what do you hunt, that someone says "high caliber, better suited for hunting" and you think he's talking about a BB gun? Do you eat a lot of frog legs? Or are there miniature deer?

    13. Re:Not an assault rifle by sootman · · Score: 1

      > The SIG716 is not an "assault rifle" and you
      > won't be "mowing" anything down with it.

      Anti-gun writers all seem to secretly have huge hard-ons for guns, which is why every story they write sounds like they're trying to put together a script for a Michael Bay movie.

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    14. Re:Not an assault rifle by icebrain · · Score: 4, Informative

      Who says anyone is "spraying and praying" all over? One shot is one shot, and neither the bullet nor the game animal cares what mechanism cycles the next round into the chamber. Lots of people (myself included) hunt with semiautos, not out of some crazy "must shoot everything in sight" urge, or a need to make up for poor shooting skills, but rather just because we already have one, it works fine, and there's no sense buying another rifle just to hunt.

      The AR-10/AR-15 family is actually quite well-suited to hunting use (provided appropriate ammunition is used for the desired game), if you put aside asinine drivel about "spraying lead everywhere". Here's why:

      Synthetic stocks are less susceptible to warping due to humidity and temperature changes.

      Adjustable stocks (as commonly found on these rifles) make them usable by a wide range of ages and body types. My 6'3" friend and his 5'1" wife can easily use the same rifle to hunt, despite the large disparity in size.

      The gas operation and large buffer tube reduce felt recoil, making it more comfortable for small or new shooters.

      The placement and operation of the safety mean that it can be operated easily while already sighted on a target, unlike many bolt-action rifles where the safety is high on the receiver, or even on the back of the bolt. The safety can also be left engaged while loading and unloading, helping reduce the chances of accidental firing.

      The detachable magazine makes loading and unloading much easier and reduces the chance of dropping cartridges while fumbling with the floorplate of a fixed magazine, or repeatedly cycling rounds through the action. Not only does this improve safety during these evolutions, but people are also more likely to follow safety rules like unloading when crossing ditches or fences, or climing into/out of tree stands.

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    15. Re:Not an assault rifle by jpapon · · Score: 1
      Fine, fine, you're right. I was just in a bad mood, and decided to provoke some /. wrath for the hell of it

      I just generally think using a semi-auto to hunt is unsportsmanlike. Where I live (Germany), you can hunt with a semi-auto, but you're limited to a two round magazine.

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    16. Re:Not an assault rifle by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Also, it is in a large caliber that makes it better suited for hunting than for rapid fire.

      My understanding is that the SIG 716 is 7.62x51mm which is used in plenty of fully-automatic rifles such as the M60 machine gun.

      The term "large caliber" never made much sense to me, as 7.62mm==.308" which is smaller than 9mm or .45" handgun rounds and clearly smaller than .50" rifle rounds.

      Yes, 7.62mm > 5.56mm (original M16 round, which is close in caliber to .22").

      But I give everyone a pass because I think even SIG calls the 716 a "high caliber carbine".

    17. Re:Not an assault rifle by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      I have found that functionality there isn't much difference between a hunting rifle and the evil scary looking assault weapon or sniper rifle. If it has reasonable accuracy for the distance you are hunting and shoots a properly sized and powerful round it will work. All of my firearms are military ones and they work well for hunting. My shotgun is a Mossberg 12 gauge (pump action same one used by the US military), my first hunting rifle is a Romanian SKS (still have it) and my preferred big game rifle is a decommissioned Russian M91/30 sniper rifle. The SKS with the 7.62x39 round will effectively take game up to a white tail deer while the M91/30 with the more powerful will effectively take all big game in North America. One of the guys who I hunt with uses an old Lee Enfield rifle from WWII and I hear that Mausers are still fairly popular to hunt with. Even the popular .30-06 round was a military round and is probably by far the most popular big game cartridge in the US.

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    18. Re:Not an assault rifle by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're like the anti-gay crowd and they're all closet gun nuts who will be caught firing an M61Awhatever SAW at a gun range with a big smile on their faces...

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    19. Re:Not an assault rifle by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      You can get an AR-15 platform rifle chambered in larger caliber... not to mention that 5.56mm/.223 can easily take down a good sized mule deer.

      I stand by the argument that hunting with a semi-auto is unsportsmanlike. Why not learn to shoot so you don't have to spray lead all over the forest?

      I'll take that challenge and raise you one: Why not learn to shoot a long bow (or at least a compound bow) and avoid spraying lead all over the forest?

      Or you could even go one step further and hunt with snares, your hands, and a skinning knife.

      Most people hunt with a supermarket, which is even more unsportsmanlike than a fully automatic weapon.

    20. Re:Not an assault rifle by Wolvenhaven · · Score: 1

      Hunting with a rifle in most states here, regardless of if the rifle is bolt action, lever action, or semi-auto, is limited to 5 rounds.

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    21. Re:Not an assault rifle by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      What?! You're giving up on an argument? On the internet!!!?!

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    22. Re:Not an assault rifle by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Oh man, you haven't *lived* until you've done battle with a seran-wrapped pork loin!

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    23. Re:Not an assault rifle by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      My 30.06 is semi auto. My .270 and 7mm Mag are both bolt action. I like the bolt action as they do shoot better and straighter most of the time. I never changed my hunting style while using either one though.

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    24. Re:Not an assault rifle by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I remember reading an old novel that included the bit of woodsman lore that "if you hear a single shot then the hunter got his quarry, two shots means it probably got away, three shots means it definitely did". In which case a muzzle loader would work almost as well as any other weapon, with the added benefits of making you look much more bad-ass and upping the drama of the experience (oh right, you're just hunting for the meat, of course...)

      Unless they're hunting polar bears, water buffalo, or 30lb saber-tooth swamp-rats, in which case yeah, they're crazy.

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    25. Re:Not an assault rifle by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Fn sold model 98 Mausers to Peru who later rebarreled them to shoot US-surplus .30-06 and then they eventually wound up on the market, many of them came back to the US and got "sporterized" by putting a scope on them. Unless you spend the cost of your $200 rifle on your scope mount this means not being able to use the stripper clips for loading, so you have to just stuff rounds in. Battle rifle to hunting rifle involves removing the sights and mounting a scope. It would be nice to convert it to load from a detachable magazine, though.

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  16. Re:really??? by Nadaka · · Score: 5, Informative

    In this case it is 7.62x51, roughly identical to the .308 Winchester.

    That is legal for deer hunting in all 50 states, unlike the weaksauce 5.56x45 used in actual assault rifles.

    So he didn't actually get an assault rifle, semi-auto hunting rifle that happened to be painted black, had an adjustable stock for comfort and rails for attaching a scope, bipod and other accessories.

  17. Something is not right here... by CommieLib · · Score: 1

    Amazon doesn't sell firearms, as far as I can tell. I'm pretty sure they don't. The article is non-commital about whether the package was actually FROM Amazon. So, I think what happened here is that this dude ordered a TV for his wife, and in a totally unrelated incident, received a mis-shipped rifle. Of course, that's not as cute a story, so trim out a few details, leave a few false impressions, and Bob's your uncle.

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    1. Re:Something is not right here... by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      It does say he ordered the TV from a third-party merchant, via Amazon's marketplace. It's possible the third-party merchant sells both TVs and firearms, and mis-shipped his order.

    2. Re:Something is not right here... by MortimerV · · Score: 1

      I think it's more likely that the Assault Rifle was mis-matched to the TV, either via a similar but mistyped product identifier causing Amazon to think they're the same (not likely, they have other measures in place to stop this), or due to the merchant making a mistake and saying "Yep, this product looks right" to get it live without doublechecking things.

      The rifle's description on Amazon would then be set to the TV's even though the products are completely different -- the merchant's description and pictures are ignored because they aren't the main seller of the product. A customer makes a purchase, the merchant sees the order and doesn't notice it's for a TV because they're rushing to ship all their orders (or maybe it doesn't even say on their end, but that seems unlikely), and the assault rifle goes out.

      Complete mismatches like that don't happen too often, percentage-wise, but with a combination of the right/wrong factors, human error comes into play and they can slip by.

    3. Re:Something is not right here... by jpapon · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can order firearms delivered to your home over the internet, even in 'merica. I think they must be shipped to a licensed dealer, from whom you can pick them up.

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    4. Re:Something is not right here... by MortimerV · · Score: 1

      Oh, nevermind. Another post here says that someone put this guy's shipping label over the original one on the package which had it destined for a gun shop, so the problem occurred after it left the merchant's hands.

      http://idle.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3037651&threshold=1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&cid=40932463

    5. Re:Something is not right here... by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Amazon sells third party gee gaws and dodads for firearms. (Slings, pouches, straps, sights, lights, mounds, cases, safes, cleaning kits, etc.) They do not sell OEM parts or magazines. So you can get a clip to put a small pistol on your belt that you add to the pistol, but you can't get the magazine or gun you would add it to, or any springs and such for internal parts of the gun.

    6. Re:Something is not right here... by CommieLib · · Score: 1

      Ah...that clears it up. Pity the reporter whose job it was to do that couldn't have made it more clear.

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    7. Re:Something is not right here... by gasmasher · · Score: 1

      That depends on state law if intrastate. Federal law kicks in and prohibits interstate shipping.

    8. Re:Something is not right here... by Immerman · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, I'm quite certain you can order such weapons, they might even be delivered, though you'd probably have to pay a "reputable" dealer in Bitcoin to have any chance of that. Or pay COD for 2am delivery by some hooded guy in a black SUV.

      Let's never forget that what's available and what's legally available are two unrelated concepts - of such confusion are all manner of counter-productive bans born.

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  18. Re:Well, at least he didn't get a bobcat.... by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    I dunno, I might buy again.

    Bobcats are bad ass.

  19. Re:really??? by PortHaven · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those unaware, an assault rifle is a firearm capable of firing in a fully automatic mode, as opposed to semi-automatic or single-action. Furthermore, the most common round used in assault rifles is a pittance, it is a .22 caliber bullet (granted with a lot more power and better aerodynamics than the .22 LR you shoot in Boy Scouts). But even with all that it is considered pitiful, not much more than a varmint round.

    Here in Pennsylvania it is illegal to hunt dear with a .223 caliber because it is not considered powerful enough to ensure a clean kill. In fact, those evil high caliber rounds are often half the size of a hunting cartridge.

    So where does the term "high power" stem from? Not the cartridge itself. But the capacity of the firearm. Essentially, you had a 45 caliber semi-automatic designed by the Revered John Moses Browning. This held about 8 rounds. They're big short fat stubby rounds. 8 rounds of firepower was two more than the average revolver. The Revered than creating the Browning Hi-Power using a much smaller 9mm round. The result was a capacity of 15-19 rounds. Hence hi-power simply mean greater capacity, often related to small, weaker, less powerful bullets.

    In fact, the current .223 round used in M16/M4/AR15 (semi-automatic version) is essentially considered the smallest, weakest, bare minimum rifle round that can ensure a reasonable expectation of success. Compared to what gramps used in WWII or worse, WWI, it's laughable - unless you're shot by one of course.

  20. We should BAN ASSULT TV's by uslurper · · Score: 3, Funny

    ^^^

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    1. Re:We should BAN ASSULT TV's by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      BAN INSULT TV's

      I agree!!!!!

  21. Yet another reason... by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    not to order assault rifles over the internet.

    1. Re:Yet another reason... by jones_supa · · Score: 2

      Yeah, you might get a TV.

  22. Meanwhile, in Texas... by macwhizkid · · Score: 3, Funny

    A border patrol vigilante is busy trying to figure out how to load a magazine clip into his assault rifle flatscreen.

    1. Re:Meanwhile, in Texas... by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      A border patrol vigilante is busy trying to figure out how to load a magazine clip into his assault rifle flatscreen.

      There's an app for that.

    2. Re:Meanwhile, in Texas... by humanrev · · Score: 1

      Magazines and clips are completely different things. People tend to say clip when they should have said magazine, and now you're using both terms together!

      If I was a gun nut I would rip you a new one. But since I'm not i'll just let you off with a warning. :)

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  23. Re:really??? by Snotnose · · Score: 5, Informative

    Came to post this. The article throws about "hi power", "mows down about anything", without ever specifying the caliber. 7.62x51 (not x56) is a standard NATO round, about 10% less powerful than a 30.06.

    And as someone above said, the gun is probably worth twice what the TV he ordered is.

  24. Now I might buy something from Amazon.... by Raxxon · · Score: 2

    Can someone tell me which make/model of TV he ordered and if it was cheaper than that 716?

    I have a friend that owns the 516 (5.56 version of the gun instead of the 7.62) and it's a nice chunk of hardware...

  25. Innaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's not an Assault Rifle. Normally the terms don't matter, but in the case of weapons, the laws are VERY different when you change just one word. The Sig 716 is an Assault Weapon, not and Assault Rifle.

    The term "assault weapon" is a United States legal term used to describe a variety of semi-automatic firearms that have certain features generally associated with military assault rifles. The 1994 Federal Assault Weapons Ban, which expired on September 13, 2004, codified the definition of an assault weapon. It defined the rifle type of assault weapon as a semiautomatic firearm with the ability to accept a detachable magazine containing more than 10 rounds, and two or more of the following "Evil features":

            Folding or telescoping stock
            Primary pistol grip
            Forward grip
            Threaded barrel (for a muzzle brake or a suppressor, commonly called a silencer)
            Barrel shroud

    The National Firearms Act of 1934, Gun Control Act of 1968 and the Firearm Owners Protection Act of 1986 are the laws that affect Assault Rifles (all, I repeat ALL of which are select fire (burst) or fully automatic weapons)

    So, in summary, the terms assault rifle and assault weapon are NOT interchangeable from a legal standpoint.

    Secondly, that's a $2200 rifle, and the law is pretty specific about where you can deliver those things to (an FFL holder, and that's pretty much it). That's a pretty huge mistake to be made by UPS or whoever the shipping agent was

  26. Re:really??? by RsG · · Score: 5, Informative

    What's a "high-caliber" assault rifle?

    A contradiction in terms.

    An assault rifle is A) fully automatic (with a fire selector that includes either full auto or burst) and B) fires an intermediate rifle cartridge, meaning not high calibre.

    If it's high calibre, but still a military rifle, it's a battle rifle. If it's intermediate calibre, but limited to semi-automatic fire, it's just a semi-auto rifle.

    You can't legally buy assault rifles, or select fire battle rifles for that matter, if you're a civilian living in a first world nation. Doesn't matter what you might see in the news that says otherwise, go try it at your local gun store and see how far you get. If it's got automatic fire capability, it's a military weapon belonging in the hands of soldiers, and cannot be owned by your local gun nut anymore than he can own a live grenade.

    Referring to anything that looks remotely dangerous as either an assault rifle or machine gun is a good indicator that the person doing the labelling knows fuck all about the subject at hand. "Assault style rifle", which is the weasel word term for weapons like the one in TFA, is about the same thing as a car that looks like a racecar, but drives like a sedan; legal, fancy looking, but boring under the hood.

    (Disclaimer: I am Canadian. The second amendment down south is none of my business either way. I own no guns. I am firmly in the "guns belong in the hands of professionals" category. Anyone busting out the "sure, that's what an NRA drone wants you to think" in response to my post presumably didn't read the post script.)

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  27. Re:really??? by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Sweet....

    He should have kept his mouth shut, then when DC has riots in 10 years, he could have kept his family safe.

  28. Wat by Snodgrass · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that article originally from the Onion?

    Geez, they're just lucky that they're still alive. That very big gun, capable of mowing down, well...just about anything, could have leapt out that box and killed her unborn child!

    I mean, unloaded guns, still in packaging, have killed untold numbers of unsuspecting hipsters.

    1. Re:Wat by captjc · · Score: 1

      He can't be a hipster, he was buying a TV. Hipsters would never reduce themselves to owning a TV.

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    2. Re:Wat by Megane · · Score: 1

      ...and if they had an SUV, it would probably have been right behind the gun ready to run the whole family over!

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    3. Re:Wat by Vesuvias · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure his hipster comment was a dig at the article submitter "InfernoApple" and their completely unnecessary and overly dramatic mowing comment. I mean sure, while my backyard grass is a little annoying using a semi-automatic rifle to cut it seems a bit excessively wasteful in bullets. Those kooky hipsters always using the wrong tool for the job. Unless of course you have a walled garden and an semi-auto rifle is all you have to "mow" with. Wait a minute I am now starting to understand InfernoApple's comment a little better now....

    4. Re:Wat by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I mean, unloaded guns, still in packaging, have killed untold numbers of unsuspecting hipsters.

      You severely underestimate the lethality of a heart attack on an unsuspecting hipster.

    5. Re:Wat by InfernoApple · · Score: 1

      The whole quote and the mowing comment is from the article itself, if you actually read it. I just submitted because I thought it was a pretty funny mixup. Nothing to do with hipsters or gun-rights either.

    6. Re:Wat by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Is that article originally from the Onion?

      Geez, they're just lucky that they're still alive. That very big gun, capable of mowing down, well...just about anything, could have leapt out that box and killed her unborn child!

      I mean, unloaded guns, still in packaging, have killed untold numbers of unsuspecting hipsters.

      I can see you've never been around an expectant mom...
      The risk was to the HUSBAND, not the pregnant wife. I bet she could get that thing out and bludgeon him with it in pretty short order.

    7. Re:Wat by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      No, no, no; you're not hipstering correctly. It's not a TV, it's a large monitor for watching the Colbert Report, while pretending there were special jokes you only get when you have your fingerstache up.

      For best results, you scratch the shit outta the case, load it up with stickers of dubious wit, remove the channel up and volume down buttons (replace with differently colored thumbtacks, if desired), and attach the base using duct tape and.... I dunno, maybe a rubber band or an old pizza box or a sock or some shit. Whatever is the most ironically pretentious non-pretentious solution to a problem you just made up.

      Also, and this is the most important part: you have to say it's made by Sansumg or Snoy or Pandasunset or Whaddafuckteevee, which is a manufacturer you have never heard of.

    8. Re:Wat by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      That very big gun, capable of mowing down, well...just about anything, ...

      Damn, I could use a gun like that for my lawn. Anyone know what kind of TV he ordered?

    9. Re:Wat by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it!

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    10. Re:Wat by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I mean, unloaded guns, still in packaging, have killed untold numbers of unsuspecting hipsters.

      Doesn't everyone make a habit of unboxing their new TVs in public, often in-front of a police station? Maybe it's just me and Ahnold?

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  29. Re:really??? by RobertLTux · · Score: 2

    different sizes of bullets can be used in different sized firearms.

    a smaller round could "bounce" if somebody is wearing a heavy jacket but something like a 7.62 X 51 mm NATO round might even get past some low end body armour.

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  30. Re:Important details by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Of course it is...

    The unborn child might have gotten ahold of the rifle and accidentally shot someone, or at least blown a big friggin' hole in the womb.

  31. Re:really??? by jedidiah · · Score: 2

    You know that and I know that but journalists don't seem to know that.

    The term semi-automatic is really quite misleading for most people. It sounds a lot more impressive than it really is. Of course any weapon that doesn't look rustic is going to come off as bad-scary.

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  32. hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    semi-auto means that you squeeze the trigger and one -- ONE -- bullet comes out. Assult rifles are, by definition, fully automatic. This weapon is not full-auto, ergo it is not an assault rifle. "semi-automatic assault rifle" is a contradiction in terms.

    You're not going to "mow down" anything with that gun. Again, it's semi-auto.

    The rifle is chambered in 7.62 x 51 mm. That's, like, one of the most common rifle calibers in the world. There are hunting rifles that fire similar rounds, yes even the ones in the old cowboy movies.

    But, hey, there's no reason we can't call this semi-auto rifle in a common caliber an "assault rifle capable of mowing down, well, just about anything." Who cares if it makes you sound like you don't know what the hell you're talking about? It's a gun! And not just any gun: it's black and has no wood on it! SCARY!

  33. How dangerous, really? by Urban+Garlic · · Score: 5, Informative

    This story was on the local Washington DC NPR affiliate yesterday, and they did a much better job describing the problem -- it was quite obviously a UPS bungle, underneath the address sticker on the package, there was *another* address sticker, with the address of a gun shop in Maryland, which confirmed that they had indeed ordered this thing, and were waiting for it. Amazon doesn't appear to have done anything wrong in this case.

    The part that I thought NPR did poorly was, both they and the guy who was the subject of the story kept going on about how dangerous the situation was, and I thought that was kind of over-blown. It was left on his porch for a while, which put it at risk for theft, but the gun was, as far as I can tell, not loaded, and there was no suitable ammunition anywhere around. So, it seems to me that, practically speaking, it was no more or less dangerous than a similarly-sized shovel or crowbar, independently of the presence of pregnant women and other vulnerable people.

    When someone shows up with the right ammo, *then* it's dangerous. But not before.

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    1. Re:How dangerous, really? by krotkruton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As soon as I saw "pregnant" wife, my sensationalism alarms went off. I get that they don't have a gun safe, but I'm pretty sure the fetus won't be able to do much. Then I see all the stuff about Amazon and how he ordered a TV, and I'm wondering what Amazon has to do with it. Since when did Amazon start selling assault rifles and shipping them through the mail? Oh wait, they don't. Amazon has nothing to do with the story, but it sure sounds a lot better when you can imagine ordering a new toy for your kids only to have them open up a "Bag O' Glass" because Amazon messed up the order.

    2. Re:How dangerous, really? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      So, it seems to me that, practically speaking, it was no more or less dangerous than a similarly-sized shovel or crowbar, independently of the presence of pregnant women and other vulnerable people.

      I understand your argument that a gun without ammo is not particularly dangerous. However, you can't go to WalMart and buy anything for a shovel or crowbar that would make it capable of killing a crowd of people in short order. Even if you went carmageddon with a shovel and strapped it to the roof of a car you wouldn't be able to kill as many people with it as you could with a box of ammo for this gun.

      Beyond that, shovels and crowbars have utilitarian purposes beyond killing people. This gun has no other purpose, it is made for killing people. Even if you were to purchase it for self-defense you would still be using it to kill people.

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    3. Re:How dangerous, really? by medv4380 · · Score: 1

      Treat every gun as if it were loaded. Treating a gun as if it weren't loaded is a good way to get people accidentally shot. Or did you fail basic hunter safety like Cheney did?

    4. Re:How dangerous, really? by poity · · Score: 1

      I think you're confusing operational safety with something else entirely. You should never stand behind a vehicle when the engine is on, but that doesn't mean every person who loads groceries into the back of a parked car is risking his/her life.

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    5. Re:How dangerous, really? by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      Wal-Mart, like any department store, sells chemicals and containers which can readily be combined into lethal weapons suitable for mass killing.

      That's a pretty bad comparison. Just like a VCR has substantial non-infringing uses, those chemicals and containers have substantial non-lethal uses. What substantial non-lethal uses do bullets have?

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    6. Re:How dangerous, really? by modecx · · Score: 1

      When asked to draw a line to distinguish between a gun designed to kill and one that's not, some people will argue that your trap gun, or any gun is designed to kill, whether or not you use it for that purpose. In fact, shotguns are known to work very well to that end, whether the quarry be little birds or people. An argument could be made that a gun designed for trap would excel at killing people, being designed to produce tighter groups of shot at longer distances, and being light enough to easily follow your target, you know, whatever that may be.

      The fact remains: The vast, massively overwhelming majority of people who will ever own the gun represented in this article (or one similar to it) will use it no differently than you use your trap gun... After all, there are entire divisions of organized sport where rifles like this are routine, required equipment. Most people will just shoot pop cans and steel/paper targets with it.

      As for your assertion that a semi-automatic .308 is a lousy hunting rifle: it's manufactured to accurately use a cartridge which is widely recognized as neither insufficient nor overpowered for hunting most large game in this country, from varmints on up, millions of people use this cartridge expressly for hunting. There is no discernible operating difference between this rifle and many others which are specifically marketed as hunting arms.

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    7. Re:How dangerous, really? by modecx · · Score: 1

      I've shot hundreds of thousands of rounds over the years, none of which have disturbed or injured another living being, unless you count the bacteria and yeast cells living in the backstop, and perhaps a few blades of grass and weeds. Well, maybe an unfortunate gnat or two got in the way somewhere down the road, but that's just between you and me.

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    8. Re:How dangerous, really? by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      The use that the vast majority of bullets end up going to: targets at a range.

      Just because it's not fun for you (or even me) doesn't mean it's not fun for other people.

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    9. Re:How dangerous, really? by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

      Right, it's acceptable for rationalizing piracy, with the unjustic of a pregnant woman having to see a helicopter, but not for gun control.

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    10. Re:How dangerous, really? by PattyMc · · Score: 1

      You are right, this has nothing to do with Amazon per se. It was a third party seller and there are many further non-Amazon related details people here have added which is why I always read the comments.. We bemoan the hyperbole of Fox News and the media in general and yet this post demonstrates how easy it is to fall into that trap in an effort to get noticed.

    11. Re:How dangerous, really? by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      Obviously, nobody could possibly want one for the purposes of demonstrating their skills at poking holes in sheets of paper from a distance.

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    12. Re:How dangerous, really? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Obviously, nobody could possibly want one for the purposes of demonstrating their skills at poking holes in sheets of paper from a distance.

      Selecting this weapon for shooting at paper targets is like buying a Ferrari for your commute to work. Sure, it will work, and you might have more fun than the guy next to you, but there are less expensive (and arguably better suited) options available for that purpose.

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    13. Re:How dangerous, really? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      at least, if you want to be sporting and you want to be able to eat your kill

      Wait, first you said hunting, now you say sporting, which is it? Some people shoot to eat. In California you can still hunt pigs on that basis (economically) if you can find someplace to hunt. Most of the other tags are pretty spendy now. That's OK, because pigs are delicious. And if a weapon was designed for killing people then it's just dandy for killing pigs.

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  34. Not an assault rifle by larry+bagina · · Score: 2

    "Assault Rifle" is a military term for a rifle that can be fired as semi-automatic or fully-automatic. The SIG 716 isn't an assault rifle and a Corvette ZR1 isn't tractor trailer.

    The author probably meant "assault weapon" but that's a meaningless word for "scary looking gun" The now-expired Assault Weapons Ban defined certain guns by model and feature but mostly it was about looking scary. The gun in question was released this year so it couldn't have qualified based on the model and I don't care enough to check if it would qualify based on cosmetic features.

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  35. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    Well. Beyond the whole tendency to jam thing, you should be able to squeeze off plenty of rounds with only a semi-automatic.

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  36. Re:really??? by Rev+Saxon · · Score: 1

    Thats not entirely true... It is possible for civilians to own fully automatic weapons, however there are a limited number of them available (nothing produced after 1986, has to have been registered before then), the costs are usually astronomical (12-16k is average for a m-16 style weapon), only certain states allow it, and current wait times to get the paperwork processed is about 6 months. But it is possible... technically.

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  37. Re:really??? by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    The automatic weapons prohibition is on a state by state basis. Florida for instance allows automatic weapons, though it takes a lot more time and money to buy one than it does for a semi-auto.

  38. Re:really??? by JosKarith · · Score: 1

    Guns don't kill people - bullets kill people. Your high-tech state-of-the-art roomsweeper is just an unwieldy club without ammunition.

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  39. Give a man a fish... by AioKits · · Score: 1

    You feed him for a day. Give a man an assault rifle, and you'll feed him for as long as he has ammo!

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  40. Re:All i need to know... by crakbone · · Score: 2

    It's DC. The price of housing forces you to have a kitchen/livingroom/closet.

  41. Rule of Proportion by mridoni · · Score: 1

    I just ordered (seriously) a vacuum cleaner. Please stay tuned for the test of the thermonuclear device I'm going to get.

  42. Nothing exciting here by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    The gun is chambered for a 7.62 NATO round. That's like a .30 caliber bullet. A pretty common caliber for anyone who hunts medium sized game. It's a semi-auto rifle as well, so nothing incredible about that. If you ignore the 20 roiund clip, this rifle doesn't do anything out of the ordinary except look "scary".

    A Barret .50 would have been much more exciting to receive.

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  43. Re:Top ten Obama lies about Romney by jbeaupre · · Score: 3, Funny

    What does a Canadian band have to do with Obama and Romney?

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  44. Pro-gun hyperbole by davidannis · · Score: 2

    No weapon kills people, people do. That's why no one should deny me my constitutional right to buy a tank and build a nuke.

    1. Re:Pro-gun hyperbole by captjc · · Score: 2

      No weapon kills people, people do. That's why no one should deny me my constitutional right to buy a tank and build a nuke.

      Yes, Why can't someone protect my right to bear doomsday weapons! It is getting so hard for us mad scientists to get our hands on Doomsday weapons, much less the mad grad students. That is why I don't go anywhere without my mutated anthrax, for "duck hunting."

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    2. Re:Pro-gun hyperbole by Fned · · Score: 1

      Well, the tank, yes.

      Oh, you didn't know that there are privately-owned tanks in this country?

    3. Re:Pro-gun hyperbole by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 1

      Uhm, you can buy a tank. Its turret gun has to be disabled, but it's still a tank. A nuclear weapon is more problematic as it is a weapon of mass destruction and practically impossible to use except to wipe out a large area. Individual weapons, however, are quite capable of being used in a reasonable manner that does not result in collateral damage.

    4. Re:Pro-gun hyperbole by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > That's why no one should deny me my constitutional right to buy a tank and build a nuke.

      Private militia companies did field cannon during the time period when the 2nd Amendment was written so yes, you should be able to own a tank. But you see, I'm willing to compromise a little. I'd be willing to accept some 'reasonable common sense restrictions' on the 2nd Amendment. So how about no limits on personal arms other than no violent felons or people with limits due to mental defect, but we require crew served weapons to be held by a militia company with strong safeguards to control their access to people who have the training to safely operate them and can pass a background check.

      As for the nuke, we have signed and ratified treaties controlling them so that is a red herring.

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    5. Re:Pro-gun hyperbole by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      It's trivial to get your hands on doomsday weapons... just difficult to get your hands on *popular* doomsday weapons. Have a little originality and you'll be fine, Mr. Mad Scientist.

    6. Re:Pro-gun hyperbole by retchdog · · Score: 1

      as long as there is real liability on the militia, and no bullshit corporate veil, this isn't entirely unreasonable.

      as for the treaties, some folks would disagree about their relevance: http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig11/swann1.1.1.html

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  45. Re:really??? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    In the USA depending on the gun store, the type of FFL they hold, and if you have gotten the tax stamp you can actually go and buy a fully auto or selective fire weapon. Granted these are retardedly expensive because of various bans on newer ones but ones made before 1986 (not entirely sure on the date and other details) you can buy. There is a gun shop about 2 miles from my work that can sell machine guns and has a few for sale right now.

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  46. Shipping error by ProfBooty · · Score: 4, Informative

    It was, NPR reported that his address label was stuck on top of one for the gun shop it was intended to go to. Pretty much every one of the articles on this story also neglects to state that you can't have firearms shipped to your house unless you have an FFL.. You have to go pick it up at a gun store and go through a background check.

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    1. Re:Shipping error by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Not 100% true. As an example, a private citizen can sell and ship another private citizen a rifle/shotgun here in PA without an FFL involved.

    2. Re:Shipping error by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that someone along the shipping route wanted a TV, took the label off this guys TV box and stuck it on the next available box- which happened to have this terrible WMD in it. They should be able to find the last location where the rifle box was scanned, and it won't be too many hops before they fund the culprit.

  47. Re:really??? by jafiwam · · Score: 5, Informative

    You have this exactly opposite. Like all gun grabbers, your facts are based on hearsay and idiot web blogs. There is a dictionary definition of assault rifle, and it includes full auto or burst mode. Full auto guns come in a variety of types, full auto only box fed or belt fed is a machine gun. Semi-automatic box fed is not a machine gun, shoulder fired full auto is not a machine gun either. The defunct ban attempted to ban appearances only, pistol grip, box magazine, rails, collapsible stock, etc. and you have swallowed it all hook line and sinker.

  48. Re:really??? by Princeofcups · · Score: 2

    You can't legally buy assault rifles, or select fire battle rifles for that matter, if you're a civilian living in a first world nation. Doesn't matter what you might see in the news that says otherwise, go try it at your local gun store and see how far you get.

    No, but you can go to a gun show and buy a kit that allows you to mod your gun to full auto. I have two uncles who are gun collectors, and this is no urban legend.

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  49. the gun was supposed to be shipped to a gun shop by ProfBooty · · Score: 5, Informative

    NPR reported that the label under this guys address is for a gun store in PA. This is really poor reporting. The washington post version lacks this detail as well, as well as any reporting that you can't ship firearms to a persons home unless they have a FFL.

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  50. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by Sir_Sri · · Score: 2

    Cars don't cause accidents. Guns don't kill people. IDEs don't write bugs.

    if only. Then we'd never have recalls on cars, never have to patch bugs in IDE's and never have never have guns that accidentally discharge.

    2012 jeep review in sweden the vehicle is consistently blowing tyres and nearly rolled over once. Most of the video is trying to figure out why it nearly rolled over once but not on subsequent attempts. But the tyres blowing at 70-80Km/h is uh... bad. Really really bad.

    Bugs fixed in Visual studio 2012 some of this stuff goes back years and has to be compared against the c++ STL precisely because the way it does work, and the way it should work are not the same.

    Don't get me started on years of various nVIDIA and AMD tools not playing nice with OpenGl or Directx.

    Wiki on accidental discharge lists two scenarios, where a weapon is dropped, or when a weapon overheats that it can accidentally fire if it was improperly designed (e.g. a poor choice of materials).

    So yes, cars themselves can cause accidents, guns do kill people, and IDE's can cause bugs in your code.

  51. Re:His wife who is pregnant by mooingyak · · Score: 1

    What does his wife being pregnant have to do with anything?

    Now we know he (or one of his friends) is virile.

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  52. WTB Better Summary by dywolf · · Score: 3, Informative

    Preferably one written by someone at least knowledgeable about guns. It's neither high caliber, nor capable of "mowing down just about anything".

    It's gas-powered semi-automatic: One trigger pull, one round.

    It's 7.62x51mm NATO, which is nearly (but not exactly) identical the .308 Winchester it's based on. It could be potentially classed as high-power (the .308 being a hunting round), but it is not high caliber.

    It features the so-called "scary assault rifle look", particularly since it uses the popular modular rail mounting for components and accessories using with a common attachment design. But then there is no law that all rifles must look like grandpappy's squirrel gun, or be "not scary looking".

    As for "mowing down", that's hyperbole. Any weapon is capable of such a thing if misused, be it a knife, gun, car, or simple bottle of Chlorine gas from your local pool.

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    1. Re:WTB Better Summary by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      It's neither high caliber, nor capable of "mowing down just about anything".

      Correct me if I am wrong but isn't 7.62 NATO a higher calibre than the 5.56 that is millitary standard issue and the 7.62 round that goes in an AK? Obviously the word high is relative but I think most people would consider that this counts. Sig describe it as "a large calibre carbine" on their website too but what do they know. This is the same stuff that feeds an M60.

      In terms of mowing down anything you may be right, your averge Rhino or elephant would take at least 4 or 5 rounds to drop with this if you were a crap shot, and with that hair trigger that would take a whole 8 to 10 seconds to get off.

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    2. Re:WTB Better Summary by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the article linked to was full of just as much pantywaste hyperbole as the article summary on slashdot.

  53. Re:really??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    wrong! the term Assault Rifle DOES mean fully-auto or 3shot burst.. its the stupid fucking media and morons that dont know better than think something that LOOKS like an AK47 is the same thing they see the gurilla fighters using on TV. Technically the media and morons in congress call them 'Assault Weapons'. Get your facts right. The Stermgewere was history's FIRST assualt rifle. It used a cut down version of a rifle cartrige instead of using pistol ammo such as was common for the sub-machine guns of the WWII era. The assault rifle round had much more penetrating power than the 45ACP and 9x19mm ammo of the subs but not as much power as the .30-06 rifle rounds, but could lay down a supression fire and was highly portable over a full sized machine gun turret.

  54. Glad to see FUD about "assault rifles" is alive by davydagger · · Score: 1

    "SIG716, a high-caliber, semi-automatic assault rifle capable of mowing down, well, just about anything"

    what makes a semi-automatic assault rifle diffrent from any other rifle of same barrell length and caliber?

    oh, it looks scarier.

  55. Re:really??? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    .223 / 5.56 (the common caliber for an AR-15) will go RIGHT THROUGH all but Level III plate armor.

    7.62 will as well, even better, it'll do that, then go through two more guys plus a cement wall behind them.

    Pistol caliber rounds (.32, .380, .38, .357, 9mm, 40mm, 10mm, and .45) and flack are what is stopped by normal soft armor (and to a certain extent, shotgun rounds depending on what type)

    FIFY

  56. Re:really??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    An assault rifle by definition must be able to fire in fully-automatic mode. An assault rifle is a selective-fire weapon. This means it can switch between fully-automatic and semi-automatic mode.

    Definition of assault rifle
    noun

            a rapid-fire, magazine-fed automatic rifle designed for infantry use.

    http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/american_english/assault%2Brifle?region=us&q=assault+rifle

  57. Finishing school by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2

    I am reliably informed that at proper finishing schools you learn how to pluck and gut game birds, if not actually how to shoot them. So I think you may be misunderestimating what happens there.

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    1. Re:Finishing school by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      ...which country, social stratum, and decade is this?

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  58. sensationalism? by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    Yep, the Washington Post's version lacked the details you mentioned and any discussion that you have to ship firearms to a gun store or FFL holder. To be fair, WAMU failed to mention the FFL part as well. I think it speaks volumes to the amount of detail left out in stories either due to shrinking newsrooms, or rush to report rather than trying to sell a story by omission. Its a simple case why people should get their news from multiple sources.

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    1. Re:sensationalism? by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      I think it speaks volumes to the amount of detail left out in stories either due to shrinking newsrooms, or rush to report rather than trying to sell a story by omission. Its a simple case why people should get their news from multiple sources.

      That's a pretty generous interpretation. Add along the question as to why a mis-delivered product amounts to a "news story" at all, and it's difficult to conclude anything other than a set of purposeful decisions by reporters and editors to further an agenda. "The US has too many dangerous weapons that are too easy to get" is the narrative that fits, here. Omitting facts to improve the impact of the narrative is part of the game plan.

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  59. Amazon Review: Some Big Screen HDTV by akerasi · · Score: 3, Funny
    Well, I bought one of these, and let's just say I was... surprised at what I received. It didn't have Netflix on it, nor did it connect to my cable line or my Roku box. When I called the support number, they told me to make it work, I needed to load it with ammunition and depress the button, which they referred to as a "trigger".

    The bass was really loud; I thought I blew the speakers, but when I tried again, it was still as loud. It was at that point that I noticed the large, gaping holes in my wall. Within a few minutes, police had arrived at my house, to ask if anything was wrong. I informed them that my television was malfunctioning, and they seemed to decide I was a lunatic and drove away. When I tried to RMA it, the man on the other end of the support line laughed at me and hung up.

    Would not buy again.

    1. Re:Amazon Review: Some Big Screen HDTV by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      version 2:

      "Looking right at the screen now, it's very odd; very long with a tiny, round viewing area.. in fact it's tiny, like a really tiny deep CRT.. and what a funny place for the power butto

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  60. Re:Top ten Obama lies about Romney by metrix007 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Slashdot is not a US centric site. They keep saying that because they want it to be true, but it isn't.

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  61. guess his complaint will get attention, then by swschrad · · Score: 1

    ;)

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  62. Re:really??? by omnichad · · Score: 2

    DC isn't one of the 50 states.

  63. Where is the Slashdot poster by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    Who told me that there was no problem with armed citizens because criminals were denied access to guns (he isn't something I made up: I got that response recently)?

    I guess it's like the old porn shop gag, ex Monty Python I think:

    "I want to buy an...iPhone"
    "Sorry, Sir, wrong euphemism."
    "A microwave oven?"
    "Try again..."
    "A high-definition TV?"
    "Ah, now Sir is talking. If you come in back you can peruse our...interesting equipment."

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  64. Re:really??? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    You know that and I know that but journalists don't seem to know that.

    Using that term to refer to the booger-blasters who pump out poorly researched and written blog posts is giving them entirely too much credit, you know.

    Yes, I am aware the same complaint applies to many, many of the 'articles' posted on 'legitimate' network news sites - the complaint remains valid nonetheless.

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  65. Re:it is not a hunting weapon from SIgsauer themse by davydagger · · Score: 1

    why not?

    why can't you hunt with one?

    what makes this a bad weapon to hunt with?

  66. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Being a user of Microsoft Visual Studio I'd like to take issue with that last one...

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  67. Is this news? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Man orders something. Supplier gets order wrong.

    The fact that they really should be more careful with something fairly tightly regulated adds a little I guess but it's not that serious.

    1. Re:Is this news? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Having something that is a felony to possess delivered to your house is a little bit more newsworthy than the usual shipping error, especially for local news. For slashdot it's just a funny mixup story rather than news.

  68. Re:really??? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    exactly my point thus this is a high Caliber Rifle

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  69. Re:really??? by PortHaven · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The media term is "assault weapon" and the reason they usually don't use "assault rifle" is because the former has no real definition, where as the latter is a specific designation type and MUST feature an automated mode of fire. And I believe it is also defined as an individual firearm (as opposed to a squad manned fully automatic rifle, oft referred to as a machine gun)

  70. Re:really??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No sig is a good sig

    Isn't that what the "gun grabbers" say? :-)

  71. Re:really??? by PortHaven · · Score: 2

    Mind you that 1/2 the features that Jafiwam mentions above that were banned were in fact safety and ergonomic features:

    - barrel shroud, a safety device to prevent burns from hot barrels
    - adjustable stock, ergonomic feature developed to allow a 6'7" male soldier in the army and a 4'7" female soldier to utilize the same equipment.
    - rails, ergonomic advancement allowing for quick mounting of scopes, lights, via a universal system - think Universal Serial Bus (USB).

  72. Re:really??? by davydagger · · Score: 2

    depends on the gun.

    mil-spec AR-15s yes, AK47s yes, most guns that were designed to be fully auto, and have the space in the housing and trigger selector that accomidates the second automatic hammer assembly yes.

    every other semi automatic gun no.

    not every civilian AR-15 can be made fully automatic with a simple kit. You might need the entire milspec low reciever parts kit.

    its also a grey area, and not readily available everywhere.

  73. Re:really??? by Z34107 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You and a lot of posters are confusing "assault rifle" with "assault weapon", a term invented by the Brady Campaign to mean "scary-looking gun."

    An assault rifle is simply a fully automatic, low-caliber rifle. An assault weapon, on the other hand, was legally defined as a gun with too much black plastic (pistol grip, barrel shroud, folding stock, others.)

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  74. Not a problem by EZLeeAmused · · Score: 2

    With an assault rifle, he can get all the hi-def TVs he wants.

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  75. Re:really??? by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    5.56 = most common western caliber
    7.62x39 = most common eastern caliber

    Both of which pale in comparison to most hunting rounds...

  76. Re:really??? by davydagger · · Score: 1

    technically its a carbine not a battle rifle

    carbine == semi automatic assault rifle in today's terminology

    a battle rifle has a hard body, a bayonet mount, and a very sold butt stock that is good for swinging at an oponent in close combat along with bayonet. part of the features of a battle rifle is that it is supposed to be used as a staff/spear in close combat.

  77. Re:really??? by msauve · · Score: 1

    No, the term "high power rifle" doesn't come from the name of a pistol. "High power rifle" is commonly associated the the NRA competition class of the same name, and the term is used to distinguish it from .22 rimfire ("smallbore") competition. One commonly used high power rifle, the M1 Garand, only holds 8 rounds. High power rifles generally need to be reasonably accurate to 600 yards, although there are long range courses of fire going out to 1000 yards. Try that with your 9mm.

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  78. Re:really??? by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    So wrong it's laughable. I've got some advice for you - don't get your information from US Congressmen. They very often do not know what they are talking about.

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  79. Re:Top ten Obama lies about Romney by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1, Funny

    MyCleanPC.

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  80. Re:really??? by durdur · · Score: 1

    .223 ammunition is significantly different from .22. It generates a lot higher pressures and has a larger, heavier bullet despite the small difference in caliber. I think "not much more than a varmint round" is inaccurate.

  81. Re:really??? by PostPhil · · Score: 1

    Here's some PDFs from the U.S. military on what constitutes an "assault rifle". http://gunfax.com/aw.htm To be an assault rifle, the firearm MUST support SELECTIVE FIRE. The Sig716 mentioned in the article does not have selective fire and is therefore NOT an assault rifle. Period. It is a semi-auto firearm styled ergonomically like an assault rifle, but it isn't one. Also, does anyone else find the article a little strange? Rifles and TVs aren't even close to the same size or shaped box. D.C. is probably the most anti-firefarm city in the U.S. concerning its policies, and obviously the most public and political, and yet someone got shipped an AR style firearm instead of a TV? It wasn't even just a bolt action hunting rifle, it just so happened to be AR styled? Immediately after being reported the Brady Campaign of course jumped on this. Shipping errors can happen of course, but doesn't the convenience of all this kind of smell like a publicity stunt?

  82. Subscribe and Save! by snsh · · Score: 1

    Perhaps he'll get another unit in 6 months, and save 15% with free 2-day shipping through Amazon Primed.

  83. Re:really??? by bugs2squash · · Score: 2

    Seems to me that the "bogey man" keeping liberals up at night was the image of a lonely guy obsessed with butch looking guns. The ban seems to me to have been more about demonizing a section of the public than about controlling weaponry, and to me that's just an unsavory as the right wing demonization of welfare recipients.

    I am pro gun control, but the old ban does not seem to me to have been the right way to go about it.

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  84. Re:really??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Depends on the firearm.

    Most modern day firearms do not have the space available within to just " drop in "
    a burst or full auto trigger. You would have to also go in and modify the trigger
    compartment of the lower receiver. Not easily done by even a hardcore gun owner.
    You need access to a machine shop.

    Unless, of course, you're talking about the Slide-Fire stock. Sort of a cheesy way
    to get full auto out of an AR-15 or AK-47 style weapon. While it does work ( and
    has full BATFE blessings behind it ) it's really a waste of ammo for the most part.
    Learn how to shoot and you only need one shot. :D ( Google it if you want to know
    about it )

    I've never understood the whole ban on scary looking guns thing. Pointless waste
    of time. An accurate hunting rifle painted pink with a Hello Kitty logo emblazoned
    on the side is still just as lethal as any black military looking rifle.

    AND FYI

    You can purchase full auto ( and other Class III devices ) as a civilian. You simply
    have to limit your weapon purchases to those devices that were manufactured prior
    to the ban. They are expensive, but I assure you, they are legal to purchase and own.
    Of course, it also depends on State Laws. Short barreled rifles, suppressors and
    even destructive devices ( such as grenade launchers ) are all quite legal to own.

    Do you need one ? Irrelevant. Do you need a Ferrari ? Of course not, but they
    are fun :D

    As long as your State Laws allow them, then Federal laws say you're good to go as
    long as they get some money from you.

    You simply need to drive down to the gun store, pick out your device of choice and
    fill out the paperwork ( known as a Form 4 ). ( You'll need a trust or CLEO sign off
    to do this ) The form 4 and your check to cover the tax stamp ( varies for different
    devices, but is $200 for suppressors, short barreled rifles, and full automatic / burst
    weapons ) are all mailed to the BATFE where they will look it over and either approve
    / disapprove it within 3-6 months.

    Once your form comes back, the gun store will call you and you simply go down and pick
    it up.

    Some additional rules come into play for these in that you have to keep a copy of the
    form 4 with the weapon or device. Other folks don't get to play with them without your
    direct supervision. Usually stay locked in a safe, etc.

    I personally own three of these devices, so I assure you, it can be done.

  85. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    I cannot speak on this particular model. However, the jamming bit seems to be more common with western battle/assault style guns. Plenty of sport rifles will happily plink away at cans all afternoon with nary a problem. If you really want to spray like a paintballer and have a jam free experience go with one of the semi-auto AK variants.

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  86. Re:really??? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    That is legal for deer hunting in all 50 states...

    But not in Hanover County, Virginia. We must use shotguns (slugs ok) or muzzle-loaders. Strangely, Hanover is a mostly-rural county; surrounding heavily-populated counties like Henrico and the City of Richmond do not have similar restrictions. [I see that Chesterfield County has joined in on the rifle ban; too bad!]

    If you're profoundly bored, Virginia hunting rules can be found here and a synopsis of local regulations can be found here.

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  87. Re:really??? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    "More impressive than it really is"? The rifle used in the Aurora shootings was semi-auto, and fired smaller bullets. I bet everybody who was there was sufficiently impressed.

  88. Re:really??? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    What, the rioting hordes can't buy guns? You NRA types with your Maginot fantasies kill me.

    Literally.

  89. He didn't pass the background check by cvtan · · Score: 4, Funny

    for a TV, so they sent him a rifle.

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  90. Re:really??? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    Sorry, you have no no clue what you're talking about. First, get educated on the subject; read up on muzzle energy vs muzzle velocity. There are many sites about reloading that have that sort of data. Then go to a range and fire a few hundred rounds each in firearms chambered for many different rounds of varying calibers and muzzle energy, and get back to us that know what we're talking about from experience.

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  91. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    2012 jeep review in sweden the vehicle is consistently blowing tyres and nearly rolled over once. Most of the video is trying to figure out why it nearly rolled over once but not on subsequent attempts. But the tyres blowing at 70-80Km/h is uh... bad. Really really bad.

    That's the designer/manufacturer/operator's fault. I.e. people.

    Bugs fixed in Visual studio 2012 some of this stuff goes back years and has to be compared against the c++ STL precisely because the way it does work, and the way it should work are not the same.

    That's the designer/manufacturer/operator's fault. I.e. people.

    Don't get me started on years of various nVIDIA and AMD tools not playing nice with OpenGl or Directx.

    That's the designer/manufacturer's fault. I.e. people.

    Wiki on accidental discharge lists two scenarios, where a weapon is dropped, or when a weapon overheats that it can accidentally fire if it was improperly designed (e.g. a poor choice of materials).

    That's the designer/manufacturer/operator's fault. I.e. people.

    So yes, cars themselves can cause accidents, guns do kill people, and IDE's can cause bugs in your code.

    Hyperbole troll is hyperbolic...

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  92. Re:Meanwhile, in Switzerland... by jpapon · · Score: 1, Informative

    ... but can't buy or own ammo for their rifle unless they're at the range, and they have to use it there. They also can't carry the rifle around unless they're on the way to the range or some militia training exercise.

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  93. Re:it is not a hunting weapon from SIgsauer themse by codepunk · · Score: 1

    Actually it is a fine hunting weapon, I have AR-10 same cartridge that I use for large game hunting. I know it is black so nobody would hunt with that, right?

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  94. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by poity · · Score: 1

    Besides that, how is a SEMI-automatic going to mow people down? That's like saying scissors are dangerous, you can make people BALD! INSTANTLY!

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  95. Re:really??? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    I imagine the amount of damage depends largely on where it hits, and thus upon the skill of the shooter. Even a 9mm is going to be quite effective in the hands of someone who has enough practice to hit a head-sized target.

  96. Re:really??? by Tuidjy · · Score: 1

    You should be a bit more precise, because what you said is broadly true, but factually incorrect. I.e. your post was sloppy.

    Some 9mm rounds are designed to defeat armor, for example the 9x31 subsonic used in the Vintorez.

    Some 7.62 rounds will be easily stopped by level 1-2 armor, for example the 7.62x25 for the Tokarev.

    It's silly to talk about caliber, when what matters is the kind of weapon that's firing the round. Body armor is mostly effective against pistols. Few of them offer any significant protection against assault rifles, and nothing you can wear will help you much against battle rifles, most sniper rifles, or machine guns.

    Yes, gun enthusiasts can spend hours discussing the merits of a .45 handgun vs a 9mm one, but at the end of the day a pistol is a pistol, a rifle a rifle, and the significance of calibers is infinitesimal in comparison.

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  97. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    And deaths in road accidents come to a little under one 9/11 each month.

  98. unless it can go full auto... by night_flyer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... it ain't an ASSAULT RIFLE!

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    1. Re:unless it can go full auto... by BluPhenix316 · · Score: 1

      There isn't entirely accurate. In the Army I had used several assault rifles that weren't full auto. Infact I haven't seen a full auto M16 in a long time.

  99. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by blueturffan · · Score: 1

    If I had added the word "usually" would that have been sufficient? Yes, there are exceptions, but cars are not designed to cause accidents, guns are not designed to auto-discharge and IDEs are not designed to create bugs.

    I accept your points as valid. Nevertheless, I take exception to sensationalist reporting that blames the vehicle rather than the driver when the driver is clearly at fault.

  100. Re:it is not a hunting weapon from SIgsauer themse by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    You clearly have no clue what you're talking about.

    This rifle is but one example of the hundreds that have been manufactured in .308 Winchester for 60 years now. If you read the article, you'll see that the .308 cartridge was designed in 1952 AND IS THE BASIS FOR THE MILITARY CARTRIDGE. It is wildly popular in short-action rifles for hunting large game. It is typically loaded to slightly lower muzzle energies than the longer .30-06, but is usually cheaper, and as 'short' cartridge it allows for faster follow-up shots if needed. (It also is supposedly slightly more accurate because of its length).

    Don't spout rhetoric; learn the facts.

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  101. Re:really??? by zill · · Score: 1

    You can't legally buy assault rifles, or select fire battle rifles for that matter, if you're a civilian living in a first world nation. Doesn't matter what you might see in the news that says otherwise, go try it at your local gun store and see how far you get. If it's got automatic fire capability, it's a military weapon belonging in the hands of soldiers, and cannot be owned by your local gun nut anymore than he can own a live grenade.

    Civilians can legally purchase full-auto guns in the US, as long they live in one of the 39 states that allow full auto weapons and own the appropriate tax stamp.

    Canadians can legally purchase full-auto guns (just not from gun stores), as long as they have the 12.2 status on their PAL.

    I don't blame you for getting the facts wrong though. I'm guessing 50% of American gun owners don't know about the tax stamps and 90% of Canadian gun owners don't know about the 12.2 status.

  102. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1
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  103. Why mention Amazon? by sgunhouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you read TFA, it looks like it was a mistake by UPS, so why even mention Amazon? (And Amazon doesn't allow listing of guns anyway.) The article says the box was addressed to a gun dealer in PA ... not an error by Amazon or the vendor, but by the shipper.

    Though I do wonder what was in the other box. The photo shows a big shipping box with the rifle box on top of it, there's still another box in the shipping box ...

    1. Re:Why mention Amazon? by pkinetics · · Score: 1

      The other box was empty ***wink*** ***wink*** ***nudge*** ***nudge***

  104. Assault indeed by wukka · · Score: 1

    Agenda is cranked way the hell up jeeez! Slight breech of etiquette, with the *triple dog dare* propaganda coming out of the rats' nest of DC.

  105. A functional choice by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    With an assault rifle you can go out and get any TV you want. And keep it too. Even in Wash DC.

    The reverse, not so much.

  106. Re:really??? by jmorris42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > I bet everybody who was there was sufficiently impressed.

    I dunno. That was almost a worst case scenario and it managed to score 13 and wound a lot more. If the idiot had used a more reliable weapon (ditch the hundred round drum) he could have got a few more. But remember he also built bombs which were supposed to create a distraction and only failed because of pure luck.

    Imagine instead if the guy had been a little more rational (just not rational enough to realize how stupid the whole going postal thing is) and realized the bombs were far more lethal than the gun. Now imagine him coming in through that emergency exit with a dozen bombs. Toss some incendaries and smoke into the exits to cause the exit stampede to bottle up then lob fragmentations into the dense crowd. Use a pair (with sensible clips to avoid jams) of pistols to nail anyone coming toward him (easy targets) while continuing to toss various nasty stuff. Lead pipe cinch he would have upped his score with that plan. And this guy had some education, remember that. A chemical attack would have been within his ability. WWI tech poision gas should not have posed a problem for someone with his knowledge.

    He went with the guns because he bought into the popular mythology.

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  107. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    I could do that:
    1. Place semiautomatic in the hands of a standing Barbie doll.
    2. Raise riding lawnmower blades as high as possible.
    3. Drive the lawnmower over the doll.

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  108. WAIT! by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

    Where can I order this TV!!!!!!???!?!??!!!

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    1. Re:WAIT! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      In a dozen different places online.

      You'll need to find a local FFL holder to ship it to, though. Usually it's that place around town where you see cars parked with NRA stickers.

  109. Re:really??? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    You can't legally buy assault rifles, or select fire battle rifles for that matter, if you're a civilian living in a first world nation. Doesn't matter what you might see in the news that says otherwise, go try it at your local gun store and see how far you get.

    No, but you can go to a gun show and buy a kit that allows you to mod your gun to full auto. I have two uncles who are gun collectors, and this is no urban legend.

    While it was true back in the 70's that type of stuff went on, it isn't now. Gun shows now have sheriff's deputies, ATF, and FBI (both uniformed and plain clothed) wandering in looking for that stuff. It would be very very dumb to sell anything like that. Your uncles are waxing nostalgic about it at best, simply lying to you at worst.

    It would be far safer and easier to produce a blow back sub machine gun if one wanted full auto, for that design it's easier to make auto than semi. Modern "sporting" or EBR type rifles are designed to be difficult to convert to auto.

    It's also more trouble than it's worth, a semi is nearly as effective and produces a better disciplined set of fire

    Full auto is for the few that have cash to blow on lots of rounds that don't do anything but make a lot of noise

    Get out and see what is at a gun show. They still have stinky people selling right wing propaganda, but are missing a bunch of things that are now... urban legend.

  110. Re:really??? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    False. The Sig Sauer 522 is a semi. Just like the one from the article. (It gets good reviews BTW.)

  111. Re:really??? by silvwolf · · Score: 1

    FWIW, .308 is not legal in Indiana. Maximum case length allowed is 1.8 inches and the .308 Winchester is 2.015.

    http://www.eregulations.com/indiana/hunting/deer-regulations/

  112. Unlikely to be accurate by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2

    Amazon doesn't sell guns unfortunately. Not real ones, anyway. I bought an AR15 a few weeks ago and would have liked to have bought from amazon so I could take advantage of my free shipping/prime account. I just rechecked, still no guns. I think it's more likely that the shipping company screwed up.

  113. Re:Questions remaining by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    1. I haven't ordered guns through the postal system but shouldn't there be a system where the postal system knows what is being shipped? It would have been helpful if a postal worker had noticed that a dangerous semi-automatic rifle was being shipped to a D.C. address and notified police. As an example this guy (http://www.joc.com/government-regulation/con-way-freight-helps-capture-alleged-terrorist) was caught because the shipping company became suspicious and notified the FBI. Why was this gun not detected and intercepted?

    2. Where are the quality controls on this? There should be a big difference in the shipping weight and dimensions of a flat-screen TV and a rifle. Amazon must have poor QA/QC if they cannot automatically detect a shipping discrepancy and hold the shipment to be checked. This is not that complicated - stores now have self-checkout lines that check the scanned UPC code against the weight added to the bag. Quite simple, except for Amazon.

    3. What did the gun store (that was supposed to get that rifle) get? Presumably it was a flat-screen TV, but it considering the poor tracking on this issue by Amazon there could be a whole series of incorrectly shipped items.

    4. I didn't know Amazon was in the gun-selling business. However I can't find any high-powered guns on their website (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Sig+Sauer+SIG716). How did this get ordered from Amazon in the first place?

    1. It's not an issue about what the postal system knows. Shippers of guns have to get an "FFL info" sheet from the recipient. An FFL is a specially licensed dealer allowed to transfer ownership of guns (across state lines, and in some states between people within the same state, and from businesses that sell guns). Rifles are not any more dangerous than any other hunk of solid matter until someone picks it up and puts ammo in it and tries to use it. It's not a bomb for fucks sake.

    2. I am going to guess, the quality control was some shipping dock somewhere where some tard that missed his smoke break slapped a label on the wrong object and it didn't get caught. Someone probably stole the TV, so the "next label" on the printed sheet got stuck on the wrong box. The shipping company probably didn't mess it up, whomever put the label on it did. Nobody wants to ship expensive stuff to the wrong place, but mess ups are inevitable. Especially if someone is trying to cover theft. You should be much more concerned that drugs get to the proper place. Those are more likely to be used inappropriately or taken by children.

    3. The original label was under the TV label. The TV was probably stolen. This is not a one for one swap. The gun store got nothing because their label was under the label that sent the rifle to the wrong place.

    4. They aren't. They do however sell for various third parties, one of whom apparently shares a shipping hub with another shipper that ships guns. They don't even have to both be selling on Amazon. See #2 above. It didn't get ordered from amazon. The TV did.

  114. Re:really??? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    unlike the weaksauce 5.56x45 used in actual assault rifles.

    There are assault rifles in 7.62x51. FN SCAR-H is one example.

  115. Re:really??? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    In this particular case, the rifle is chambered in .308, not in .223. .308 is a fairly decent hunting cartridge, though definitely not on the "high powered" size of things.

  116. Re:really??? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    What do you mean by "even a 9mm"? A 9mm is significantly more powerful than .22 LR. It most certainly doesn't require head shots to take a person down or kill them - in fact, it's just powerful enough that hydrostatic shock starts to manifest itself.

  117. Re:really??? by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    You are correct. I also doubt they allow deer hunting at all in Hawaii.

  118. Re:really??? by djdbass · · Score: 1

    Indiana is not one of those 50 states, either.

  119. Re:really??? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Granted these are retardedly expensive because of various bans on newer ones but ones made before 1986 (not entirely sure on the date and other details) you can buy.

    No full auto firearm can be made or imported for civilian ownership in US after 1986 - the ban is pretty much a blanket one. So civilian full auto market is limited to those guns who were in the country before that date, hence the pricing.

  120. This story seems to be BS! by Paracelcus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Amazon DOES NOT SELL FIREARMS!
    YOU CANNOT BUY FIREARMS THROUGH THE MAIL!

    IF THIS BULLSHIT IS TRUE MANY FEDERAL LAWS WERE BROKEN!

    This is a classic political BS story that would never have appeared if it was not in the wake of mass murders involving firearms!

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    1. Re:This story seems to be BS! by wonderboss · · Score: 1

      Yes it is BS. UPS screwed up the shipment. Was addressed to a FFL gun dealer.
      UPS delivered it to the wrong address. Mentioning Amazon is nonsense.

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    2. Re:This story seems to be BS! by retchdog · · Score: 1

      oh, you're so wrong.

      about the latter part, i mean: it definitely could have appeared anyway.

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    3. Re:This story seems to be BS! by backwardsposter · · Score: 1

      And if there had recently been a mass murder involving TVs you can bet we'd have the headline "man orders run-of-the-mill gun, gets shipped deadly flat panel (pregnant wife divorces after losing unborn child)"

  121. Re:really??? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    a battle rifle has a hard body, a bayonet mount, and a very sold butt stock that is good for swinging at an oponent in close combat along with bayonet. part of the features of a battle rifle is that it is supposed to be used as a staff/spear in close combat.

    There was never any clear definition of a "battle rifle". The term was only used after real assault rifles were introduced to describe M14, FAL, G3 and other similar guns, which looked a lot like assault rifles, except for firing a bigger, "full size" cartridge.

    To that extent, practically everything on your list doesn't belong. For example, G3 variants exist with collapsing stock, and FAL with folding stock. The body of a FAL is not notably harder than the body of an AK. Obviously, most assault rifles today have bayonet mounts.

    So the only practical difference is the caliber. Everything else is superficial. Most certainly "art of the features of a battle rifle is that it is supposed to be used as a staff/spear in close combat" is wrong - you'd be insane to use a semi-auto firearm with a large capacity magazine that way.

  122. Re:Top ten Obama lies about Romney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, no, wait, mods! This is clearly on-topic! Just look:

    1. This person wanted to buy a TV for his wife, but instead got a high-powered semi-automatic rifle. See where I'm going with this? He'll kill his wife with the gun by accident!

    2. This sort of shipping mishap must have been done by someone so inexperienced with the English language to mess up an order that badly. It can be assumed, therefore, that this job was outsourced from whatever third-party reseller being used in this case. The chief of said company must have made that decision.

    3. This is a very embarrassing gaffe, overseas or not.

    4. Amazon's been under attack recently by states demanding they collect sales taxes. And the TV that was supposed to be delivered would've been quite heavy. Combine those together, and the middle class will be crushed, and there's taxes!

    5. Whoever did this will need to be hunted down and fired. Unfortunately, this will result in a McCarthy-esque witch hunt in the company until everyone responsible has been found.

    6. Ownership of such a gun may not be a crime in DC, but we still need to figure out where it came from; it may be a felony in whatever country this was shipped from.

    7. The customer couldn't abort the shipment before it got to him. Or rather, he had no reason it would need to be. But, he certainly wouldn't abort the order if he could use the gun to defend someone being raped.

    8. Most likely, this entire affair was due to some penny-pinching MBA, most likely one from a prep school where they have no real concept of how the real world works. As a result, the outsourcing issue mentioned above, ultimately leading to this erroneous shipment.

    9. The company probably wants to keep this a secret. See the part about it being a major gaffe.

    10. This is obviously racist, too. I mean, would they accidentally ship semi-automatic rifles to BLACK PEOPLE?!? No. This was shipped to a white guy due to racial fears.

    See? It all ties in to the article at hand. This certainly wasn't some political nutjob vomiting up a copy-and-paste checklist in the desperate, DESPERATE hope that someone, ANYONE will care about what he's saying.

  123. Not even Amazon by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Its was a 3rd party.

    So some company, that uses Amazon, sent the wrong package. Amazon had nothing to do with it but host the 3rd party's products.

  124. Re:really??? by Colonel+Fahlt · · Score: 1

    .223 "is considered pitiful, not much more than a varmint round." No, not really. The wounding characteristics of small calibre high velocity ammunition when paired with a weapon that can generate sufficient velocity at the point of impact is hardly "pitiful". 5.56x45mm (or similar ammunition, like the Russian 5.45mm) is capable of creating more damaging wounds than larger rounds in some contexts. The US military (and others) did research on this, and found the traditional rifle rounds used by "gramps" would often pass through bodies cleanly, leaving a relatively small wound. 5.56x45mm was found to often become unstable when it penetrated the body, tumbling and fragmenting, causing wound effects greatly disproportionate to its size. (Have a look under "Performance" here: 5.56x45mm NATO article on Wikipedia .) Paired with the fact it was lighter, and produced much less recoil, you have a potentially more accurate weapon for which more ammunition can be carried, comparatively. (As for why it's not optimal for deer hunting, first of all, the size and physiology of the animal is different, and second, a hunter is supposed to go for a clean kill. A soldier is dealing with people firing back, and the goal is to drop them, not get the perfect shot, as nice is that would be. Use your imagination: in the context of a shooting rampage, which of those scenarios is a closer fit?)

    "Compared to what gramps used in WWII or worse, WWI, it's laughable..." First of all, what "gramps" used in WWI and WWII was equivalent, e.g. .30-'06 if US military, .303 Enfield if British/Commonwealth, 7.92mm Mauser if German, etc. Not sure where the "or worse" is coming from, that implies a difference. And as for "it's laugable", I've already addressed that above.

  125. A larger question here is,,,,,, by Slugster · · Score: 1

    While the hordes argue over what the term "assault weapons" means or doesn't mean, there is a much more significant question: how did a firearm get sent to a private individual's house in the US, who is not a licensed firearms dealer? This is the error that (I suspect) is going to get someone (who shipped that package) into trouble....

    I had thought that doing so was illegal in all 50 states. Is it so?
    You can mail a gun TO a dealer or a repair center, but they can only return it to a FFL/firearms dealer. They cannot legally send it directly to your home address.
    Most companies are very skittish on following this law; I've sent in air rifles for repair and they wouldn't mail them back to my house....

  126. Can it mow down my grass? by oscarwumpus · · Score: 1

    Because that would be nice.

  127. Nerds and Firearms by Lashat · · Score: 1

    It pleases me to see so many Nerds also interested in Firearms.

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  128. Re:really??? by emho24 · · Score: 1

    My dad went through this process to get his Thompson, it's a hoot.

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  129. Amazon? by flimflammer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    FTA:

    UPDATE, 10:45 a.m.: Ty Rogers, an Amazon spokesman, declined to say what the company is doing to remedy the situation.

    Why should Amazon have to do anything in the first place? This was a shipping error by UPS and has nothing to do with Amazon. Amazon wasn't even the one directly selling the TV, they just listed the page for one of their third party sellers. UPS should be the company to remedy the issue by getting the man his TV. I suspect the person the gun was intended for is eager to get his $2500 gun opposed to the $400 TV he likely got anyway.

  130. Re:really??? by TheSync · · Score: 1

    What's a "high-caliber" assault rifle?

    I was wondering this myself, so here is the SIG Sauer page on the 716:

    Familiar Handling, Unfamiliar Power, SIG SAUER has taken the proven features of the SIG516 and applied them into a potent AR-based rifle chambered in 7.62 x 51mm. Utilizing the short stroke pushrod operating system, an M1913 Mil-Std rail, free-floating barrel, aluminum quad rail forend, telescoping stock, and Magpul PMAG, the SIG716 is the rifle of choice when you require the power of a larger caliber carbine.

    So apparently 7.62mm is "large caliber" according to SIG, but they say this is a "carbine" or "patrol rifle", but not an "assault rifle" or "assault weapon" :)

  131. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    A real infantry rifle is meant to be used more like a hunting rifle.

    It's not a machine gun and isn't supposed to be used like one. Even real machine guns aren't supposed to be kept on continuous fire indefinitely. Intensive use of a rifle will overheat the barrel. That's why real machine guns have removable barrels.

    Some people just choose to remain ignorant and spread misinformation. They see a weapon, think it looks scary, and then conflate it with something from a gangster movie.

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  132. Re:really??? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    I thought import ban went back further but was not sure. I knew about the date for the domestic ones and it works as a general valid rule of thumb.

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  133. TFS: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Horvitz opened the long packaging to discover a Sig Sauer SIG716, a high-caliber, semi-automatic assault rifle capable of mowing down, well, just about anything."

    Semi-automatic rifles don't "mow." They shoot one bullet at a time, one per manual pull and release of the trigger. But hey. Nice try with the hysterical pitch. omg "assault" rifle!!!! Idiot.

    You want "mowing", you need a fully automatic weapon.

  134. Re:Why did this make the cut? by inthealpine · · Score: 1

    I modded you as offtopic, but only for the irony.

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  135. There was a very real risk by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    The gun is illegal to have in DC. He could have been arrested just for having it on his porch. Worse, if the police had found out about it before he called them, they could have come in with weapons drawn.

    Or, worse yet, since it was left unattended, it could have been stolen, used in a crime, and then the gentleman may have been liable even though he did not order the gun or even know that it was there.

    Those things aside, however, I do agree that an unloaded rifle in a box isn't very dangerous all on its own.

  136. What an idiot!!! by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 1

    I would have STFU, and just complained about the non-arriving TV order.

  137. Re:Important details by modecx · · Score: 1

    I wonder: is this unborn child assumed to have a football shaped head, an English accent, and a penchant for elocution?

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  138. Re:really??? by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

    Just to add on to this, hunting deer with rifles isn't legal in my state, either. And, really, anyone who hunts deer with a rifle is a bitch hunter. I could sit on my roof with a rifle and take out dozens of deer. That's not sport.

    Real men use bows, shotguns are for kids who don't have the strength for a bow yet.

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  139. Re:really??? by zigziggityzoo · · Score: 1

    In the context used by most people including the media, an Assault Rifle is semi-auto. An Assault Weapon is either a rifle or a handgun that meets certain scary cosmetic configurations.

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  140. What a perfect study case... by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    What a perfect case study... Finally we have a controlled situation where we can answer that age old NRA vs Liberal question...

    Did he turn into a raving lunatic and gun down people?

  141. Re:Questions remaining by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    1. I haven't ordered guns through the postal system but shouldn't there be a system where the postal system knows what is being shipped? It would have been helpful if a postal worker had noticed that a dangerous semi-automatic rifle was being shipped to a D.C. address and notified police. As an example this guy (http://www.joc.com/government-regulation/con-way-freight-helps-capture-alleged-terrorist) was caught because the shipping company became suspicious and notified the FBI. Why was this gun not detected and intercepted?

    Indeed -- to me, THIS is the story here. The government enacted some laws, and then failed to provide any infrastructure to enforce said laws in a sane manner.

    2. Where are the quality controls on this? There should be a big difference in the shipping weight and dimensions of a flat-screen TV and a rifle. Amazon must have poor QA/QC if they cannot automatically detect a shipping discrepancy and hold the shipment to be checked. This is not that complicated - stores now have self-checkout lines that check the scanned UPC code against the weight added to the bag. Quite simple, except for Amazon.

    The other articles answer this one... Amazon isn't at fault here -- their shipper is. The gun wasn't from Amazon, it just came through the same shipper, who took a lablel destined for/which had been on (articles don't really say which) the TV and slapped it on the gun box, which already had a label. Any reasonable shipper should have flagged this IMMEDIATELY, as the code usually has the dimensions and weight encoded, and these would not match the current package. Since the gun should never have made it to DC, and was destined for PA, that means that the labels weren't switched at the last moment, but had to travel through a processing station in the mislabeled state. That the switch wasn't detected there reflects poor quality control at that processing station.

    3. What did the gun store (that was supposed to get that rifle) get? Presumably it was a flat-screen TV, but it considering the poor tracking on this issue by Amazon there could be a whole series of incorrectly shipped items.

    More likely, they didn't get anything, but saw their shipment "vanish" in a processing hub. The TV likely ended up with NO shipping label.

    4. I didn't know Amazon was in the gun-selling business. However I can't find any high-powered guns on their website (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Sig+Sauer+SIG716). How did this get ordered from Amazon in the first place?

    Already answered this one above; the reporting was slipshod. The shipper isn't the only one with a lack of quality control here....

  142. Re:really??? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Oh, right, it's unimpressive because any properly-trained firearms expert could have done better. I'm sure that will make all the families of the dead feel a whole lot better.

  143. Re:really??? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    Mind you that 1/2 the features that Jafiwam mentions above that were banned were in fact safety and ergonomic features:

    - barrel shroud, a safety device to prevent burns from hot barrels
    - adjustable stock, ergonomic feature developed to allow a 6'7" male soldier in the army and a 4'7" female soldier to utilize the same equipment.
    - rails, ergonomic advancement allowing for quick mounting of scopes, lights, via a universal system - think Universal Serial Bus (USB).

    Yeah; many places have bans or strict controls on "silencers" and "suppressors" too -- likely from all the movies we've seen where the gun is truly either silenced or sounds more like someone unzipping a jacket. In reality, a silencer or suppressor only brings the volume down to what is safe for the unprotected ear when fired in the open... similar to a car muffler.

    Now it's possible to create a quieter chamber and muffling system in the bore, but that's not the fault of a silencer.

  144. WTF!? by ThePeices · · Score: 1

    Are you really telling me that in the US, you can just go and buy a real assault rifle online and it will just get shipped to your door?

    WTF is *wrong* with you people!?

    1. Re:WTF!? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Are you really telling me Eurotrash can't read well enough to pick up basic facts?

      WTF is wrong with you people? (Besides getting the crap kicked out of you by the krauts a few too many times.)

  145. Re:really??? by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

    Not exactly. What I am asserting is that because the popular culture makes guns seem far more deadly than they actually are it saved lives. If they guy had been a little smarter he could have killed half the people in the hall and injured almost everyone. And since it was a sold out premiere that number could have been truly horrible. Not that seventy casualties is something good, but that it could have been a lot worse.

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  146. Re:Top ten Obama lies about Romney by OrangeTide · · Score: 2

    start your own website if you don't like that Americans own and operate this one.

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  147. Re:really??? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    Unless you are talking about relativistic speeds, a high velocity round say, a .50 caliber M2 round fired from a Serbu Single Shot will just tear straight through, might shatter and make a bigger hole on the exit. Hit in the finger or something, it'll just rip the finger off and continue more or less straight, and more or less intact (maybe tumbling). Center of mass shots do indeed make big holes. However, you are describing an explosive-tipped bullet for it to spread "razor sharp projectiles in all directions." You are just plain wrong. Mythbusters pool experiment did show something, specifically what bullets do when they hit water. Which is very different than what happens when they hit flesh. A better analog for flesh is ballistics gel.

  148. Re:really??? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    This was about your use of the word "unimpressive". If you don't find a dozen dead people "impressive" then there's really not point in trying to tell you anything.

  149. Re:really??? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    I was refering to the previous commenter who dismissed the 9mm as ineffective: "This is backed up by evidence because loughner only had a 9mm, which did very little damage." I'm just arguing that at close range (where the bullet loses little energy to air resistance) the damage potential of small arms depends almost entirely on the shooter's ability to aim it. You can substitute the weapon of your choice: Anything with more kinetic energy than a BB gun is going to hurt if it hits you in the face.

  150. No bias here. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    assault rifle capable of mowing down, well, just about anything

    Nope no bias there.

    And, just for the record its a *semi* automatic, so its not an 'assault' rifle. Phhft

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  151. ignorance is bliss by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    No. that is why this is news worthy.

    In the US you may order and pay for a gun. But it will get to a licensed dealer. Then held for a waiting period while background checks are done. And then must be released to you, in person. Some states have additional regulation, like California requires handguns to have a special state certification, that the buyer provides a thumb print for the firearms transfer (the FFL "owns" the firearm until it is released to the buyer), that ammo capacity and assault rifle restrictions are met, that the gun is not on a federal or state banned list (50BMG is banned in California, even though it is primarily used for target shooting competition) and finally that the buyer has not purchased more than the maximum number of handguns in a given period (you can't buy and receive a matched pair of custom handguns in California. you have to have someone hold part of the set for a month).

    assault rifle is a poorly defined term. different jurisdictions have different definitions. And popular consensus usually differs from the various legal definitions. To be honest I think California's 10 round capacity limit is the most effective way to deal with assault rifles in the US to date. For hunting and for most types of competition, more than 10 rounds is unnecessary. For fun/entertainment, I'm sure high-capacity 100 round drum is great fun, but is it absolutely necessary? As a society we do have to balance between safety and fun. For gun I guess people will just have to shoot 10 cans, then reload. As for self-defense, I'm not in a position to judge what is appropriate for self defense, as I don't personally use firearms for self defense.

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  152. Re:really??? by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

    Not really. That packed theater was basically shooting fish in a barrel. Media reports say he got off about seventy rounds before the thing jammed and a few more with a pistol. Total casualties were seventy hits and only thirteen dead. As an example of the lethality of firearms it isn't 'impressive.' Not exactly good but it could have been a lot worse. Of course most weapons are patterned after military designs which aren't intended to kill so it isn't really suprising to anyone paying attention. Wounded drain much more of the opponent's resources in war.

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  153. Tried to find something else out by pkinetics · · Score: 1

    Out of all places, found out more details, heavens to Betsy, from all places FoxNews.

    How did it end up in Washington, D.C.? According to The Florida Gun Exchange, the rifle was shipped properly, according to law with the correct address on the box. But in transit, the label with Horvitz's address somehow came off the box with the television and was attached to the box with the gun. "Whoever made the mistake, it's pretty serious. I think it should be followed up," said Horvitz. The Florida Gun Exchange says it's looking to UPS for answers.

  154. XKCD by WoodburyMan · · Score: 1

    Immediately thought of this as soon as I read it. http://xkcd.com/325/

  155. Re:really??? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Um, .308 Winchester is about 10% less hot than commercial .30-06, but .30-06 has a wide range of loadings and bullet weights. It's one of, if not the, most adaptable cartridge out there due to its 100+ year history (starting with black powder in 1901 Springfields, IIRC).

    7.62 NATO is quite a bit hotter than .308 Winchester, however.

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  156. Re:really??? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Once the correction is made officially, the media will be sure to jump on it. It'll be a two-fer: they'll get to call it a spastic bullet hose and a baby killing sniper battle canon.

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  157. A semi-auto cannot be an assault weapon. by YourMom'sLover · · Score: 1

    Semi-automatic is a single round per trigger pull. These will not mow anything down. Unless you still have acid in your spinal column, are currently are high, or cry for the trees, "assault weapon" is not about features (looks) but function. Ignorant people (usually that live in big cities) should not use the term "assault weapon", or "automatic" if they do not know what that means. A true "assault weapon" is only available in the military, or requires a special firearm license to even get issued by the government. If it fires one round per trigger pull, it is just a rifle... Please don't use ignorant terms like the media (mentioned above), and politicians, because you will look stupid AND ignorant. If it is black, don't be a racist and call it an "assault weapon", or "automatic" because it is black, educate yourself but not in a liberal college regurgitating terms of ignorance...

  158. Re:really??? by RsG · · Score: 1

    When the dictionary says one thing and a journalist says another, the journalist is wrong. If a newspaper refers to an iPad as a laptop, or calls a head of lettuce a fruit, or calls Micheal Phelps a diver, the newspaper is wrong. Not wrong in the sense of "I don't agree with this", but wrong in the sense of "You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means".

    An assault rifle is a select fire automatic weapon. Not semi auto. Unless, of course, you want to accuse the Oxford English Dictionary of being in the pocket of the NRA.

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  159. Re:Top ten Obama lies about Romney by metrix007 · · Score: 1

    Chill. Never did I say that I have any problem with Americans running the site.

    I am simply saying it is not US Centric, and it isn't. A substantial number of users are not American and a number of stories are not US Centric. Just because it is operated by Americans does not make it US Centric.

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  160. Re:Top ten Obama lies about Romney by metrix007 · · Score: 1

    US Centric as a term has nothing to do with where a domain was registered. Amazing, huh?

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  161. Particularly for AR type guns by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Despite the caliber, this gun is based on the same design as an AR-15 (the SIG516 is the 5.56mm version). It would need a different trigger group, fire selector, bolt, lower, and probably a few other things.

    Could someone modify it? Sure, in theory. I mean anything that one person can make another can remake. However it would be serious work, and require knowing what the heel you were doing and it isn't like such information is something a legit gunsmith will give you.

    Semi-auto ARs are quite popular, and quite legal (even in more restrictive countries, in Canada they are restricted but not prohibited). They are not things where you just remove a pin and they go full auto or something.

  162. Oh, this is why zombies keeping get shipped to me by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    I found it odd that every time I ordered a horror DVD from Amazon, a zombie in a box showed up. At least it wasn't a zombie with a gun!

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  163. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

    That's the designer/manufacturer/operator's fault. I.e. people.

    And? Once the device is built whatever caused the state it's in, if it fails in a way the end user in incapable of having prevented with archaic expertise it's the fault of the device, and the production chain that led to the device, or the business climate that let it get created (see support for IE6), which ceases being the fault of the individual user, and the fault of many people involved in the chain, from regulators, to physical assembly and distribution.

  164. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

    I take exception to sensationalist reporting that blames the vehicle rather than the driver when the driver is clearly at fault

    I think part of the problem is that like any software that fails, sometimes it's hard to tell if it's the user doing something stupid, or a flawed design or implementation, and since the media enjoys fear mongering anything that suggests the car you are driving might be unsafe is far more interesting than a person accidentally hitting the accelerator.

    Then you get into broader cultural and societal issues. That we blinding accept speeding, or that the US accepts pervasive private gun ownership as a good idea all contribute to the statistical nature of problems. It's not so much that the car was designed to cause an accident, but someone made a deliberate choice that it only needed to pass whatever inspection regime, only needed to withstand whatever impact, that so many deaths due to accidental discharges, that so many deaths due to crazy people getting guns etc. etc. etc. are all acceptable. Societies as a whole (through governments) make deliberate choices that cars should only be sold if they meet particular criteria for example, there is, in that processes, the implicit acceptance that a certain number of people will die due to car failures that weren't the fault of the end user. Choosing that tolerance is an often buried part of governance.

    Oh and people like to sue in the US, so if you can blame the car company and get millions it's like winning the lottery without the gambling.

  165. Roving Wal-marts are a real problem by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    I mean it is quite likely that a roving Wal-Mart snuck in to his house and loaded the gun when he wasn't looking. They are extremely stealthy like that.

    Look man the GP's point was the weapon doesn't ship loaded and nobody had gone and loaded it. Nothing was going to happen.

    Also, perhaps this is an argument for not being so scare of guns that you never learn about them. ARs are extremely easy to clear: Set the selector to safe, press the magazine release and remove the detachable magazine, pull the charging handle all the way back and while holding it back, press the slide lock. Then look in the chamber and make sure it is clear. If it is, release the slide lock, the bolt will go forward. The weapon is now clear. If you are still concerned, push out the two takedown pins, and the rifle will come apart in to two pieces. This is not some arcane knowledge that requires years of training, it is designed to be simple.

    Finally, you can find all this out be RTFM. Guns come with manuals. They tell you how they work, how to safe them, how to clear them, how to take them apart to clean them, and so on. Even if you don't know how to use a particular gun, if you get one brand new, as this one was, it comes with a manual. The manuals for Sigs are very comprehensive. Oh, and should you wish to secure it, they come with a gun lock, again which the manual explains how to use. You lock it through the magazine and ejector port so the bolt can't close (and a magazine can't be inserted).

    The GP's point was just that a gun shipped new in box is not something dangerous. It takes ammo (loaded in to it) to make it dangerous and that doesn't come with it. It turns out gun manufacturers aren't interested in their products going off accidentally, they are designed to be quite safe.

    1. Re:Roving Wal-marts are a real problem by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Perhaps my point was obtuse?

      I agreed with the parent that a gun with no ammo is not particularly dangerous. My point after that though is that a gun of this type is made only for killing people. Comparing it to a shovel or a crowbar is not particularly reasonable as those tools are made for uses other than killing people, while this gun has no other intended purpose.

      No matter how many safety mechanisms are built into this weapon, its purpose for existence is to kill people. I have taken gun safety, I own shotguns myself and shoot recreationally. I accept that the guns I use can kill people, though they were not designed for that specific purpose. This gun, however, was designed specifically to kill people.

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    2. Re:Roving Wal-marts are a real problem by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Yours is one of the funniest sorts of twisted logic I encounter: one of "The guns I own aren't evil but this gun is evil!"

      No it really isn't. Its purpose isn't to kill people. It's purpose, like your guns, is to propel a projectile at a high velocity. That can be used to kill people, or animals, or poke holes in paper, or it can just sit in a safe and do nothing. All of that is true for your guns as well.

      Please stop with the silliness. I can understand people who like guns, I can understand people who dislike them. I can understand wanting restrictions on them based on actual function. I cannot understand people who decide that certain guns are "bad" based on nothing, while saying their own are fine.

    3. Re:Roving Wal-marts are a real problem by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      I recognize your handle here; I think there was a time when you and I had a meaningful conversation some time in the past and you even understood what I said.

      This clearly is not a case of that happening again, though. Are you just looking to pick a fight with someone? I'm not interested and I'm not inclined to repeat myself yet again just because you can't be bothered to actually read and comprehend what I write.

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  166. Remote control by LukeWebber · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they shipped the remote ahead of the TV. It's especially useful if you watch Fox.

  167. There is one exception by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    You can have a firearm shipped to you provided:

    1) You already legally owned the gun.
    2) You sent it to a federally licensed gunsmith for work.
    3) They sent it directly back to you.
    4) You let the carrier know at the time of shipment that the package contains a firearm.
    5) Nowhere on the package is there any marking that indicates it is a firearm.
    6) You don't use the post office to do it.

    If all those are true, it is legal to directly ship and receive a gun. However one of the parties has to be an FFL, just not both, and as I said it is only in the case that the non-FFL already owns the gun and is the initiator.

    In that case FedEx or UPS will ship the gun for you. However they put the additional stipulation that you have to ship it priority overnight, no ground shipping.

    I've done that with a pistol I have. I wanted a new trigger and sights installed, and the gunsmith I wished to use was not local. So I took it to FedEx (has to be a real FedEx location, not a Kinkos) told them it was a gun, paid my money, and off it went. Some time later, the gunsmith called to tell me it would be coming back and to schedule with me when I'd be there to receive the shipment. You need to make sure to verify it is a real FFL you are shipping to (the ATF has a site to do that).

    For new weapons though, yes they have to go to an FFL in your state. I've done that too. Bought a SIG516 (the 5.56 version of this gun) and nobody around here had one (they are pretty popular). So I paid an out of state gun store for it, who shipped it to a local gun shop, which I then went to for the background check and pick up.

  168. Not like, it is by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    A .308 Winchester to be specific. That is the parent case. A 7.62 gun fires .308 ammo just fine. There are some minor specification differences, but they are the same round for most purposes.

  169. Re:really??? by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

    In hunting you want a clean kill as you said, meaning a fast kill, which is "as humane as possible" since we usually (except for sadistic people) want to as best as possible avoid inflicting pain and suffering upon an animal (for that reason my personal animal suffering minimization strategy is not to shoot them in the first place). However, for military purposes, this is irrelevant. The 5.56x45mm is a very nasty thing to get hit with since it tends to fragment and cause awful internal injuries, and a slow death. It is actually advantageous to not inflict a quick kill, but rather to severely wound, the enemy in military combat, from what I understand (not an expert here). Read about the studies done in the Vietnam War era which is why they chose to switch from the 20 round .308 M1A to the 30 round 5.56 M16. The latter is considered to confer greater "firepower" and with less weight.

  170. informative really? by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

    Yes...and that's the point. It's really nothing special. Just a standard semi-automatic rifle (not much different than any other varmint rifle).

    But in DC it is illegal and near impossible to get one. And he did.... (Could of just kept his mouth shut. And when things hit the crapper in another decade, he'd have the means to keep himself and his neighbors safe.)

    Could the moderators tell me exactly what part of this they found informative? The only piece of information in this that is even accurate is the bit about such guns being illegal in DC and that was from the post he was replying to. Yeah guns keep you safe, keep telling yourself that. Also fried chicken keeps you thin and computer games keep you tanned.

  171. Re:Top ten Obama lies about Romney by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

    you must not understand americans then. we don't do shit for anyone else but ourselves. the editors don't spell words like colour, humour, recognise or theatre. there's no non-english language version of the site. there's no spain.slashdot.org or espana.slashdot.org. an overwhelming majority of news topics submitted take place or are centered around events in america or corporations based in america. when any amount of money is specified in a headline or summary it is almost always in american dollars. there are far more stories referring to politics in america than politics in any other country.

    as of this writing, all of the stories on the slashdot homepage (before getting 'Many More') are about american people/companies/organizations/websites except for one regarding the indian government giving away cell phones to the poor. the fact that slashdot is registered and administered in america indicates a high probability that the site is us-centric. america is very ethno-centric, we teach it from kindergarten on up.

    if this site is comprised of user-submitted news stories, and the majority of those users are american, then it's easy to see that the site is us-centric. there's a difference between saying the site is not us-centric and saying that non-american users are equally valid. the latter is probably what you meant. amazing, huh?

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  172. ex post facto by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Yes, the Constitution forbids ex post facto laws (laws that punish actions committed before the law was passed), and this isn't the only law to have an exception for that reason.

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  173. Re:really??? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    He got off 70 rounds and you're unimpressed with his firepower? I give up.

  174. I can't believe I don't see a comment about this y by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

    The most mistaken part of this story is the implication that you can just buy this gun on the internet *anywhere* and have it shipped to you. All firearms purchases across state lines must be done through a license firearms dealer, who will complete a federal background check. So yes, you can buy guns on the internet - but they get shipped to your local gun store, who charges you a fee to do the background check. NOT to your front door, unless you, too, happen to be a license firearms dealer.

  175. Re:really??? by MacDork · · Score: 1

    Why does it really matter whether you call it a "civil union" or "marriage"? ... oops, I meant "assault weapon" or "assault rifle". [I'm all for gun rights, but I couldn't pass that one up :-)]

  176. Re:really??? by codepunk · · Score: 1

    I can walk into any Radio Shack and buy the parts to turn a semiauto anything into a fully automatic, so what is your point? It is still illegal as all hell to do so.

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  177. But honey I didn't order that. by codepunk · · Score: 1

    He ordered the rifle but the wife showed when the package did and he got caught. Oh honey I ordered a TV really, they must have sent this by mistake.

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  178. The real question is by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    What sort of person notifies a news organization when something like this happens?

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  179. Re:really??? by Z34107 · · Score: 1

    Why do you think you're being cute? The "assault weapon" label was invented exactly so the ignorant would confuse it with "assault rifle." Lobbyists purposefully conflating the two got common, innocuous bits of plastic banned as dangerous military hardware.

    So, yes, it really matters. You should call out FUD when you see it, rather than remain complicit in the bullshit--especially when your representatives don't even know what they're banning or why.

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  180. Re:really??? by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

    I find killing a dozen people with tools made by others not impressive. And stupid, antisocial and crazy to boot.
    If he had made the weapon himself or used his bare hands then I would have found it impressive, but still stupid, antisocial and crazy.
    What he did didn't really involve skill, just a lack of a skill (empathy). Therefore it doesn't qualify for impressive in my book.

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  181. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

    Is that a 747 filled in the traditional way? Dead bodies can be stacked far more densely than living humans are usually stacked. Does it include the cargo hold?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

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  182. Solved by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

    He could use the gun to get a TV at a bricks and mortar show. When I showed my gun to the bricks and mortar shop here (I am very proud of it) they were so awed they gave me a 100" plasma for free!

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  183. Europe (not a country though) by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    Finishing schools = upper middle/lower upper class. (Really upper class didn't need the training). Most of them don't exist any more, but as your post appeared to be channelling the pre-War era (WW2, not Iraq) I thought the period was irrelevant.

    My informant was the mother of a friend who went to one before WW2. She was posted to Egypt for much of the War and the skills she learned ensured an interesting social life.

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    1. Re:Europe (not a country though) by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      I'm not an expert on this particular area, but I strongly doubt that preparing game would have been the sort of thing taught at all establishments in the nineteenth century. The households of the better-off patrons would doubtlessly have had servants take care of such matters.

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  184. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    That's the designer/manufacturer/operator's fault. I.e. people.

    And?.

    And, you can't sue an inanimate object, but you can sue the idiot that designed/made/used it improperly.

    Which is but one reason why blaming inanimate objects for the mistakes of those who design/create/use them is just blatant stupidity, no matter how you try and justify it.

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  185. Re:really??? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    The deer population explosion is so out of hand in Virginia they should issue machine guns for deer hunting.

    Take a look at the deer hunting bag limits in Virginia. When I was a kid, the big question was "will it be one buck or two for the [two week] season?" The idea of shooting a doe was out of the question. Now it's more like "how many antlerless deer MUST I shoot before I can shoot a buck?" From the URL:

    The bag limit for deer shall be two a day, six a license year. Of the six deer limit, no more than three may be antlered deer and at least three must be antlerless deer.

    The season in Hanover is 100% antlered or antlerless, November 17 through January 5. In some localities you can 'Earn A Buck' by whacking does. In addition, you can get crop damage and other sorts of Bonus Deer Permits that permit you to exceed the season bag limit.

    If my math is correct, there are 181 hunting days between all of the special seasons statewide. If I were infinitely wealthy and took advantage of every single day of legal hunting and bonus deer tags, I could take 2 deer a day for a total of 362 deer a season!

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  186. Re:Top ten Obama lies about Romney by metrix007 · · Score: 1

    Except most of the stories are not US Centric, they are international. With international stories and userbase, how is /. us centric? It isn't. It's just administered in the US.

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  187. Re:Top ten Obama lies about Romney by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

    you want so much to believe that you're right that you will completely ignore reason. i just listed several compelling reasons why /. is us-centric. you are completely wrong, most of the stories are not international. some stories are. and some of those are still us-centric. when a story is about us hackers attacking iran nuclear facilities with a virus, the story is not about iran. when a story is about a kiwi filesharing website owner being harassed by the fbi and facing charges in the us, the story is not about new zealand. you fail.

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  188. Re:Top ten Obama lies about Romney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    you must not understand americans then. we don't do shit for anyone else but ourselves. the editors don't spell words like colour, humour, recognise or theatre. there's no non-english language version of the site. there's no spain.slashdot.org or espana.slashdot.org. an overwhelming majority of news topics submitted take place or are centered around events in america or corporations based in america. when any amount of money is specified in a headline or summary it is almost always in american dollars. there are far more stories referring to politics in america than politics in any other country.

    There's a Japanese Slashdot:

    http://slashdot.jp/

  189. Re:really??? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    For those unaware, an assault rifle is a firearm capable of firing in a fully automatic mode, as opposed to semi-automatic or single-action. Furthermore, the most common round used in assault rifles is a pittance, it is a .22 caliber bullet (granted with a lot more power and better aerodynamics than the .22 LR you shoot in Boy Scouts). But even with all that it is considered pitiful, not much more than a varmint round.

    Here in Pennsylvania it is illegal to hunt dear with a .223 caliber because it is not considered powerful enough to ensure a clean kill. In fact, those evil high caliber rounds are often half the size of a hunting cartridge.

    So where does the term "high power" stem from? Not the cartridge itself. But the capacity of the firearm. Essentially, you had a 45 caliber semi-automatic designed by the Revered John Moses Browning. This held about 8 rounds. They're big short fat stubby rounds. 8 rounds of firepower was two more than the average revolver. The Revered than creating the Browning Hi-Power using a much smaller 9mm round. The result was a capacity of 15-19 rounds. Hence hi-power simply mean greater capacity, often related to small, weaker, less powerful bullets.

    In fact, the current .223 round used in M16/M4/AR15 (semi-automatic version) is essentially considered the smallest, weakest, bare minimum rifle round that can ensure a reasonable expectation of success. Compared to what gramps used in WWII or worse, WWI, it's laughable - unless you're shot by one of course.

    I don't think you don't know what you are talking about. High power in the pistol that it seems clear you are talking about is the difference between the 45 caliber black power cartridge and the at the time new smokeless powder - which was considered high power. It was and is high power and is what makes a firearm a firearm today. I.e. I can still buy a black powder gun through the mail. You can't buy a firearm through the mail. Smokeless powerder used in the old black power guns can destroy them. I had an instructor that had one of those browning pistols, still in the box with the high power label on it. Should have bought it when I had the chance, about 30 years ago.

    High power in rifles is totally different. I shot high power rifle for years. A 223 isn't considered high power unless they've changed the rules. Never the less, the 223 isn't to be laughed at. It is a very effective load and does a good job for what it was designed for. In fact, I own a M1 Rifle and I'm thinking of getting rid of it. It just isn't practical side of the other rifles I own. My shoulder will like getting rid of it too.

  190. Unexpected Sig? by HArchH · · Score: 1

    Some people have all the luck.

    I opened an unexpected package via UPS once and it was a very nice set of Adams Tightlies. I have to admit I was very tempted to move them into my sports equipment locker. :) But I called UPS and reported it. When they picked it up they didn't even say "thank you".

  191. Re:anti-gun hyperbole by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

    According to the summary, the weapon is capable of mowing down pretty much anything all by itself.

    That would explain the problem if he was trying to buy a lawn tractor and got a gun instead.

  192. Re:really??? by volmtech · · Score: 1

    On the television series American Gun they demonstrated a spring loaded stock that allowed the rest of the AR-15 to recoil into the stock and away from your trigger finger, when the gun, and trigger, recoiled back against your finger the trigger was pulled and the rifle fired again. The rifle only fired once per trigger pull but springing action pulled it five times per second. That's about half of a full auto M16 but still it looks the same and as far as I know legal.

  193. Re:really??? by INowRegretThesePosts · · Score: 1

    Why are you my freak?
    http://slashdot.org/~Z34107/foes

  194. Re:really??? by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget that many movies show silencers on revolvers. Regardless of the fact that silences do not work on revolvers excepting the Russian Nagant revolver with special rounds.

    Hollywood should not be one's education tool for policy.

  195. Re:really??? by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Actually, in D.C., no they cannot....

    Oh, as for what good is an assault weapon? Ask the Korean shop keeper who kept his family and store safe during the Los Angelos riots.

  196. Re:Top ten Obama lies about Romney by metrix007 · · Score: 1

    I'm not ignoring reason, it's just that your "compelling reasons" are wrong. Keep thinking what you like, while a casual glance at the front page shows the international scope of the site.

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