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Disney to Acquire Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 Due In 2015
Jason Levine writes "Disney will acquire Lucasfilm, including the Star Wars trilogy. Additionally, Star Wars: Episode 7 is due to be released in 2015, with more feature films on the way. George Lucas said, 'For the past 35 years, one of my greatest pleasures has been to see Star Wars passed from one generation to the next. It's now time for me to pass Star Wars on to a new generation of filmmakers. I've always believed that Star Wars could live beyond me, and I thought it was important to set up the transition during my lifetime. I'm confident that with Lucasfilm under the leadership of Kathleen Kennedy, and having a new home within the Disney organization, Star Wars will certainly live on and flourish for many generations to come.'"
*checks date* ...Still October..
What if I do the same thing, and I do get different results?
as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Not April
Noooooo!!!!
It was as if a million tech geeks screamed out in horror and were suddenly silenced
Disney/Marvel have Joss Whedon under contract through 2015. Just sayin'.
Can't wait for "Star Wars on Ice"
Another day closer to redwood heaven
He passed on the role of director to Irvin Kershner for the second film. He should have never returned to directing. Or casting. Or screenwriting.
Seems fitting as Disney has already picked up a few of the older ILM guys when they acquired Pixar.
Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
Disney's acquisition of Pixar, Marvel, and the Muppets just worked out so well before. Although, they could hardly do worse than Lucas has.
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Two shops full of the best brains working under the same virtual roof. Might be interesting. Especially if we get writing/direction from someone other than George. Love ya, George, but hopefully the only wooden acting we'll see from now on will by Woody The Cowboy.
Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
Ok I just flipped my opinion from "so what the Mayans are just issuing a calendar for the next year" to "oh noos signs of the apocalypse".
Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth begin! Then again, it couldn't be worse than episodes 1 and 2.
"It's not my fault!"
Personally, I have a bad feeling about this.
If he had no other assets, Lucas is now the 91st richest man in America.
I'd sell out for that too.
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At least Lucas won't be in charge anymore.
Star Wars VII: A New New Hope
It couldn't get any worse -
Holy Conception for Anakin?
Jedi's who are ruling the muther-phkin galaxy not realizing that one who will "bring balance to the force" would knock them down because at that time - it was out of balance - the GOOD side was winning!
And, Greedo shooting first?
These three things are a quick list to explain why an infant in a diaper scrawling on a wall with their own excrement could form a better Star Wars narrative than Lucas.
There is no try - there is only yawn.
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Back in 1979 Disney produced a film called "The Black Hole". As a 10 year old I actually really liked the movie when I saw it back in the early 80s (on the newly-created Disney Channel of course), but it was considered one of Disney's biggest movie flops. It was pretty much a blatant rip-off of Star Wars, and was certainly an attempt to try and cash in on the huge popularity of Star Wars. The film had all the basic pieces - spaceships, laser guns, "ESP" kind of extrasensory stuff going on (aka The Force), and of course Robots.
So now, 33 years later, it looks like Disney finally got the real thing. The actual Star Wars franchise.
On a different note, I can't help but wonder if Lucas is in poor health. He always hated Hollywood, and despised studios having any control over his creative process. So for him to sell his own film company, which he built from scratch, to a major studio goes against everything he's said and done for decades.
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How can anyone not be pleased by this news? Any nerd I've ever interacted with had already written off any new Star Wars movies coming out of Lucasfilm. Even if the new movies are somehow worse than the prequel trilogy, it's not like we were expecting anything good. The only thing that could change my view of the franchise would be if Disney could breath some new life into it and make something worth watching.
What if...
Disney would fix the crap Lucas changed in the first movies back to they way they were and re-made Episodes I to III (especially getting rid of the crap acting by the two young Anakin Skywalker actors).
Then, maybe, I would see Episode VII.
a re-imagining of the first three episodes (most recently made movies) that still haunt my every thought of a galaxy far away...
As disturbing as it is to think what could happen to the franchise, its far less disturbing knowing that jaded old Mr. Lucas wont be behind it. Episodes I-III were a mockery of film making and I really have to agree with Plinkett .
Thinking about it, I'm not even sure who I would trust to continue or re-imagine the series...maybe Peter Jackson?
Emperor is dead. Vader comes back from the Dark Side and also dies. Luke & Leia know they're siblings.
Seriously, what's the plot going to be?
Jar-Jar becomes a Jedi!
by Mike Buddha -- Someday the mountain might get him, but the law never will.
So does this mean we might finally get high-definition releases of the original Star Wars films without all of Lucas's later alterations?
Mickey Mouse and Luke Skywalker will both never leave copyright now. Ever.
I think the biggest problem with Disney getting their hands on Star Wars is the copyright issue. Lucas Film has always been really good about letting people parody Star Wars. There have been endless books, spoofs, homages and fan creations based around Star Wars. Disney is notorious for being dicks about, well everything, but definitely about copyright. If they take over Star Wars then I'm worried fan creations, spoofs and other expanded universe material will disappear under threat of legal action.
Now that he's selling it, who cares what his original "vision" was for episodes 7 and beyond? Grand Admiral Thrawn is the obvious direction to take.
http://theinternetaccordingtoadrian.tumblr.com/post/9940304385/george-lucas-wearing-a-han-shot-first-shirt
That image pretty much sums it up. 4chan can suck his balls. Gentlemen, this is trolling.
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Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
Star Wars 7: The Search for More Money!
"Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
Might have actually had some good prequels made. Oh, well, episodes 7,8,9 can't be any worse.
For 35 years, George Lucas has permitted derivative fan-based works to thrive. He's a kid at heart who gains great personal pleasure from seeing so many people embrace his movies and characters.
Disney, on the other hand, is one of the ringleaders of the MPAA, pushing for crap like the DMCA and most noticeably the insane copyright extensions. They're infamous for cracking down on anyone who so much as fingerpaints mouse-ears on a poster of Obama without first licensing said use of mouse-ears. Under a Disney regime, I expect to see any post that so much as mentions a "light saber" as takedown fodder.
As far as extending the franchise, do you really want to watch "The Littlest Sith" or "Sleeping Jedi", or some other straight-to-DVD animated dreck?
John
Like they'll sell out more than Lucas?
Disney, please stop raping our childhoods.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
I always thought whomever inherited the rights to the franchise would make more movies after The Betrayer%^&%Creator died.
Glad we won't have to wait that long, after all.
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Always makes me grin.
...and in THIS version Han and Greedo will sing songs from Pirates of Penzance together.
'The Economy' is a giant Ponzi scheme whose most pitiable suckers are the youngest among us and the yet-unborn.
Star Wars VII: Still Hoping ?
"Star Wars Hanukkah Special!"
That Harvey Korman muppet was so lifelike!
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Google the image "Darth Darth Binks". Makes much more sense the being a Jedi.
I've always believed that Star Wars could live beyond me
... and despite giving it my best try three times in a row, it just might.
Lacking <sarcasm> tags,
Mickey Vader
After Jar Jar it was only a matter of time.
search your feelings, you know it to be true.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
"Walt, I am your father."
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
Is this a troll? Disney?
It's the Frankentroll and what's worse, it's true.
Episode 7: The Sandy Storms of Tatooine in theaters 2015, someone alert FEMA
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Phantom's visual effects supervisor Rob Coleman recently told a seminar that he brought his concerns to George Lucas, who told him that he had designed Jar Jar to appeal to small children. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0171197/news?year=1999 Now with the disney ties, jar jar will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
It will be better to purchase from an owner who is a good farmer and a good builder.
Dot Matrix: Do you realize what you've done?
George Lucas: Yes, and I'm glad. Glad, glad, glad, glad, glad.
Dot Matrix: I wonder if he's glad.
Does this mean we can get Secret of Monkey Island VI first?
"Phantom's visual effects supervisor Rob Coleman recently told a seminar that he brought his concerns to George Lucas, who told him that he had designed Jar Jar to appeal to small children." http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0171197/news?year=1999
Now with the disney ties, jar jar will become more crapier than you can possibly imagine!
On the positive side, we don't have to watch it.
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
Star Wars VII: We Need More Money
"It is a denial of justice not to stretch out a helping hand to the fallen; that is the common right of humanity."
Episode I: Directed by J.J. Abrams Episode II: Directed by Christopher Nolan Episode III: Directed by Guillermo del Toro
Can't we just get a spaceballs squeal instead? I mean.... episode 7? really? How many death stars could the empire afford?
Screw the later ones. Redo!
Episode I: Directed by J.J. Abrams
Episode II: Directed by Christopher Nolan
Episode III: Directed by Guillermo del Toro
See Empire on Ice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHw0-6SqecI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Now watch Dark Horse Comics, which has had the Star Wars comics license for ages, producing some of the best "extended universe" material in the franchise, helping to maintain the fanbase during the dark time between RotJ and TPM... get screwed out of it, because Disney has its own comics publisher (Marvel). That's what happened with Boom Comics, which was developing a rather good line of comics featuring Disney-owned characters, but lost it when Disney bought Marvel. In both cases, good small independent publishers got screwed by The Mouse.
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Better cardboard than CG. You're talking about the sets, right? :P
The child inside me that grew up watching the original trilogy, with a closet full of Kenner toys, just died...
Episode VII will be a teeny-bopper musical staring The Jonas Brothers. On the plus side, that would still be better than Episode I.
I can even envision one of the teasers for the unmolested high def release.
Simply show the most infamous scene, remastered in high def but otherwise unmodified from the theatrical release... with only one shot fired, as it should be. You end the teaser as the scene normally ends: Han flips the money at the bartender, says "Sorry about the mess", and the screen cuts to a simple date on a pure black background.
How about we form an open-source space drama with open-source characters? Open-source projects usually have StarWars-like names anyhow. I was certain "Ogg Vorbis" was a StarWars character when I first heard it.
Try this one out: R2buntu. Or Darth Vi-der vs. the Emoks.
Table-ized A.I.
Geroge Lucas is a whore and stole the entire concept of star wars from the Dune series. It's not even thinly veiled, and original drafts of the scripts even had the the princes smuggling "Aura spice" instead of weapons plans. The princess name in Dune was pronounced "a-leia" The producers of the Dune movie even tried to sue lucas for ripping off their costume ideas, which is rather clear he did when you compare the 2 films. The man hasn't had an orgional idea in his life, and the idea that he's now selling out to Disney, the originators of ripping off other peoples work and then repackaging and re-copyrighting it (Check with the brothers Grimm) is the ultimate in irony.
Empire Strikes Back was considered by many to be the best of the first three, due much to Irvin's abilities as a director. Shame that he's no longer with us to pick up the megaphone and bring some decency back to the franchise.
2 BILLION in cash? That must be a Calamari Cruiser full of bills! Don't these people have bank accounts? Whats the point of paying such a huge amount of money in cash? Does George intend to fill his house with money and perform some weirdo Scrooge McDuck impersonation?
Hate to break it to you, but they made children's movies long before Star Wars. And very few were remembered 35 years later. You may not personally like them, but they were a hell of a lot more than just "mediocre children's movies", for several generations.
Hell, my 30-something parents (at the time) absolutely loved them and saw them several times in the original theatrical run. While that may be no big deal today, with adults regularly going to "children's" movies - 30 years ago it was COMPLETELY UNHEARD OF.
The originals completely defined the movie-going experience in ways we still don't fully understand. Damn near every movie made since then owes something to Star Wars - whether it's in merchandising, blockbusting, hype, promotion, special effects, genre-openness, sequel anticipation, or just plain cool factor.
Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
Episode IV: Directed by Quentin Tarantino.
"That's not a moon....that's a mother fuckin space station!"
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Bumbling Fett was a the baddies bumbling side-kick who as a plot device captures the hero through inexplicable means and then screws it up. Inexplicable bit, none of the Imperials asked WHY Boobie Fett wanted to be left behind drifting in space with the rest of their carbage? A smuggler has no detector for noticing another craft suddenly powering up at close range?
The extended universe made "killed in seconds by a blind smuggler" Fett into somekind of unstoppable killing machine... the same extended universe that turned action adventure into 30 something soap.
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