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Pondering the Future of a Re-Org'd Microsoft

puddingebola writes "This story from Forbes touches on Steve Ballmer's announcement that Microsoft will reorganize. From the article, 'Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer appears to be planning a major reorganization. His apparent objective is to help the company move toward becoming a "devices and services company," as presented in the company's annual shareholder letter last October.' What follows is an analysis of the current state of Microsoft's current ventures: shrinking PC sales, Nokia management calling for a change of course, Office 360 lagging, a $1 Billion investment in Nook, the losses on Xbox. Once again, if Microsoft starts to lose the revenue of Windows and Office, how long does the boat float? And what of the suggestion, on the verge of another update in the Xbox console, that Microsoft should sell the Xbox division?"

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  1. Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is "Office 360" is that Microsoft office for the X-Box? Sounds like input would be pretty slow.

    1. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      That was Microsoft's Office suit for the French Republican Calendar. My personal favrote is Microsoft Office 365.25.

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    2. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've said since the original xbox that there needed to be USB mouse/keyboard support and a variant of office that is feature and format compatible with the PC versions. The xbox has always been a PC first and a game machine second. Microsoft could have marketed xboxes as full featured walled garden PCs and directly competed with Apple in addition to Sony and Nintendo.

      It's not to late Microsoft, DO THIS!

    3. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by telchine · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's the new name for Office 365 after they realised they can only deliver 98.63% uptime.

    4. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then how can the glorious PC master race keep the dirty console peasants in their proper place?

    5. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Actually, it's a simple manifestation of American cultural imperialism: They've calculated American vacation days into the name and forgot that elsewhere in the world, the numbers could be different.

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    6. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd buy an Xbox today if it could replace my office pc. I need word, excel, and support for network printers. The ability to pop in a game for a 15 minute break would be a key selling point over playing spider solitaire on my current system.

      Considering the Xbox 360 already has HDMI support it is shocking no one on their development team has made this happen yet. I mean, it's a no brainer. The present day 360 is on par with a budget PC, but is all inclusive in a small form factor. It is ideally suited to be used as a PC in an office environment, a dorm room, a living room, and a bedroom. Why MS is stuck on keeping it a living room only gaming machine is beyond me. Yes, Kinetic is neat, but betting the next gen console's entire success on it is insanity. The notion of the xbox being a gaming console died with the integration of web browsers, social media and Netflix. Xbox is now a crippled PC that can only be used to waste time but never do anything productive. Uncripple it, that's all we're asking. Make the xbox the only computer we need.

      The xbox has the potential to be Microsoft's iMac, plus games. This would be freaking awesome.

    7. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by SWroclawski · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What you want, then, is a Coleco ADAM.

      If you booted the ADAM up without a game cartridge, it loaded up its word processor, and you could print to the attached printer.

      If you had a casette tape in the machine when it booted- it would run the casette.

      And if you had a game cartridge in during boot time, you could play the game.

    8. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by interval1066 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'd buy an Xbox today if it could replace my office pc. I need word, excel, and support for network printers.

      On my Linux ultrabook I have LibreOffice which opens anything produced on word, and I've been using a great HP printer server that gives me wireless and internet printer access for a long time. Seriously, whats the gain by using Microsoft?

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    9. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the new name for Office 365 after they realised they can only deliver 98.63% uptime.

      Actually I have data that suggests dramatically otherwise...

    10. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's how many minutes it takes to launch it.

    11. Re: Never Heard of Office 360 by Mabhatter · · Score: 1, Interesting

      First Xbox was a terrible beast of a power hog... Like having an extra 1969's fridge. If it sipped power like Wii then this would make sense.

      Second, Microsoft failed to move Office to .net CLR back in 2003, at the same time they moved all the Xbox (gen 1) tech to powerPC. It's to late now, office 97 formats still rule in companies and modern apps write against DATA FORMATS, we don't copy exe behavior anymore.

      iPad really stole Microsoft's chance to push something truly NEW on companies. Microsoft has failed multiple time to get past Desktops and Laptops... The biggest enemy of all has reared its ugly head. NOBODY CARES!

    12. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by OakDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      They were going to call it "Office 180", then completely changed direction.

    13. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously, whats the gain by using Microsoft?

      Phtoshop and PC gmaes.

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    14. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used Office 366 last year.

    15. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Yep, and look what an astounding success the ADAM was in the market.

      The ADAM didn't have the smartest engineering design, either: the power supply was in the printer, so you couldn't run the computer without the printer being attached.

    16. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by alexander_686 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For a good chunk of the corporate world (or any other place that uses locked down computers) Microsoft Office is the standard file format. It is the way people communicate. As long as you can input and output to those file standards your fine. Just hope there is not anything Microsoft specific like VBA.

      Not saying its right, just saying that it is the way it is.

    17. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Do that many people really use Photoshop? For what little image editing I do, GIMP works fine; usually, the only things I ever do are crop and resize. I just don't have any reason to mess around with colors and such, let alone doing crazy stuff like putting objects on different backgrounds and the like. Resizing (like to make images 1/4 size so I can upload them at places where the full-size image is too big) is frequently done easily just with an Imagemagick script.

      Are enough people really doing advanced Photoshop editing to hold back Linux adoption?

    18. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, whats the gain by using Microsoft?

      Phtoshop and PC gmaes.

      Gimp and playitonlinux with steam

    19. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If your work requires that you handle Photoshop files, you'll learn quickly that GIMP is not enough. It's not only about the capabilities of the software, it's the ability to not break compatibility with your PSD files between everyone who works with them.

    20. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you're not using many of Word's features. My ODF resume doesn't even open properly between different versions of LibreOffice.

    21. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Seriously, whats the gain by using Microsoft?

      Phtoshop and PC gmaes.

      I think the biggest thing keeping people on Windows is Microsoft Office.

    22. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not spell check! Muahhaha, the penguins win this round!

    23. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by 0123456 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know about Photoshop, but Gimp also has the worst UI of any software I've used on a semi-regular basis.

    24. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's fine, but how many people out there actually use PSD files in their work? I'm guessing most office workers out there, and most home users, do not ever get PSD files sent to them, and if they did, they wouldn't know what to do with them. They can use Word and that's about it, perhaps a little Excel and Powerpoint for some of them.

      People keep making Photoshop out to be some kind of killer application that nearly everyone with a computer needs to use, but I don't see it. Not everyone is a photographer or graphics artist.

    25. Re: Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cause your a dumbass you can't use google. Who gives a shit what u have/haven't heard of.

    26. Re: Never Heard of Office 360 by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      >Office 97 formats still rule in companies

      Pfff, whatever. We are still on XP, except for the designers, who need to use the new Catia, but we have been using a lot of docx, etc, since the Office 2007 switchover.

    27. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      I agree. I think GIMP is great for what most amateur/home users do with photoshop. Otherwise, it's still not there yet.

    28. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by bmcage · · Score: 1

      Do that many people really use Photoshop? For what little image editing I do, GIMP works fine; usually, the only things I ever do are crop and resize. I just don't have any reason to mess around with colors and such, let alone doing crazy stuff like putting objects on different backgrounds and the like. Resizing (like to make images 1/4 size so I can upload them at places where the full-size image is too big) is frequently done easily just with an Imagemagick script.

      Are enough people really doing advanced Photoshop editing to hold back Linux adoption?

      For those use cases, digikam plugins are much easier. Batch handling of the most common things needed too. And if you need some edit, just press F4

    29. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonono, that's not how the joke goes!

      >> What does the '360' in XBox 360 mean?
      >> Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

    30. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

      You failed math in elementary school, didn't you?

    31. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, whats the gain by using Microsoft?

      Phtoshop and PC gmaes.

      Seriously, this argument could to the way of the Roman's (according to Monty Python)

      Alright!! But apart from Photoshop, PC games, friendly user interfaces, etc., etc., etc, . . . what's the gain by using Micro$oft?!?"

    32. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a speling checker.

    33. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Nyder · · Score: 1

      What you want, then, is a Coleco ADAM.

      If you booted the ADAM up without a game cartridge, it loaded up its word processor, and you could print to the attached printer.

      If you had a casette tape in the machine when it booted- it would run the casette.

      And if you had a game cartridge in during boot time, you could play the game.

      If the Coleco ADAM was created today, they would of patented all those features.

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    34. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet your employer doesn't let you pitch your ideas anymore.

    35. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by styrotech · · Score: 1

      My personal favrote is Microsoft Office 365.25.

      Funny you mention that - wasn't a recent MS Cloud outage due to a certificate screwup not handling leap years?

      Or was that what you were alluding to?

    36. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      Photographer here. I use PhotoShop very little, but I use LightRoom a *whole* bunch.

      In addition what keeps Linux from being adopted is legion:
      (1) No support for all that FOSS out there
      (2) Exchange Server, 'nuff said
      (3) What distro?
      (4) you get my point.
      It's more than just "PhotoShop", it's the entirety of the thing, the massive back catalog of software that runs without a hitch on the latest version of windows (I've installed and run, Win3.1 software, AmiPro to be exact, on Win7, with no glitches. Try *that* with Linux) all the hardware that has driver support under Windows and nowhere else. Etc. Etc. Etc.

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    37. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by moogaloonie · · Score: 1

      And powering it up could erase the data tapes. There were a number of unfortunate design decisions working against Adam's success.

    38. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 1

      Or at least Phys Ed :)

    39. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a 'whoosh' is applicable here.

    40. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by gargleblast · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe at the North Pole ...

    41. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Are enough people really doing advanced Photoshop editing to hold back Linux adoption?

      I think you're right - there aren't that many people who need professional Photoshop so it doesn't hold Linux back, but it is a little odd talking about Microsoft and Photoshop together

      Seems like a reason to use Mac OS which in my experience does a lot better with Photoshop

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    42. Re: Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Multi-monitors without frequent crashes and being able to watch a full screen video and still use the other monitor.

    43. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 1

      You need a word processor, a spreadsheet, and support for moving documents around. You have legacy documents in Microsoft Word format and Microsoft Excel format. If you are honest, you only use 10% of the features of either program (Don't feel bad. 95% of the user base is in the same boat.)

      I was amazed at work when we replaced our Microsoft Document system with Media Wiki. We had all the services we needed, and people spend more time smearing in information rather than making it look good. As a bonus, we can "Send" documents by using URLs, or exporting them as pdf. It works for us.

      I probably could move across to Xbox 360 to do the above.

      Since my arm of the business does not do too much in the way of spreadsheets, I will forgo comment.

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    44. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 1

      But people do work in print houses. They are copywriters, They do like viewing their finished leaflets. It's not so much about the power of the product (and lets face it, for image manipulation, it rules the roost) it's about the ecosystem that goes with it.

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    45. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why on earth is this modded "Insightful"? Since 2.8, The GIMP's UI has been markedly improved. Seems like pandering to me.

    46. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by readingaccount · · Score: 1

      Why on earth is this modded "Insightful"? Since 2.8, The GIMP's UI has been markedly improved. Seems like pandering to me.

      2.8 did introduce the rather stupid idea of not being able to save in a standard file format like .JPG, .GIF or .PNG using the Save option, and instead required using Export (Save is now reserved for GIMP's native file format, to save things like layer data). I understand their reasoning for doing so, but the reasoning is very much understood by geeks and engineers - not by end users who expect Save to actually allow saving in different formats. A common issue with a lot of open source software written by geeks, for geeks.

      Having said that, on the whole I think 2.8 was a vast improvement (heck, single-window mode was enough to actually get me to use the product on a semi-regular basis). A lot of people though still believe the UI is rubbish because, well, it has been for so long, after a while people tend to just give up and stop expecting anything to change. Even if it does, you can't blame them for not having bothered to try it again.

    47. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit.

    48. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Photoshop, but Gimp also has the worst UI of any software I've used on a semi-regular basis.

      Don't worry. The Mozilla team is working hard to take the lead.

    49. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Hense its name. gimp
      Noun
      lameness, limping, gameness, claudication (disability of walking due to crippling of the legs or feet)
      Yes, I know its actually an acronym but its also the best descriptive name out there for a program

    50. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Maybe not in your area but in my dozens. It is the defacto standard for production images. No everyone doesn't need to use it. However if you are making quality image you should otherwise it will look like crap.

    51. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Boltronics · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of AmiPro, but I'd be surprised if any Windows 3.1 program (that wasn't driver-dependent) didn't run perfectly under Wine. Definitely worth a shot I'd say.

      As for hardware and software support... when was the last time you called up Microsoft and they actually were able to help you solve your problem? I'm sure it happens on occasion, but every time I've reported a problem in their software (such as a ViewMaster monitor which was always detected incorrectly by Windows XP as a TV upon boot and made the screen low-res and all green), Microsoft's never done squat to fix it.

      Contrast that to GNU/Linux. I ordered a Bryton GPS cycling computer, and assumed it would support GNU/Linux. It didn't, my bad. Fortunately, I found somebody who wrote a driver for a similar model. I gave them the specs of what I had, and they whipped up some driver modifications to get my device working perfectly - just to help a brother out.

      Somebody got LightRoom working under a patched version of Wine and shared the details. If you upgrade to a new version of Windows 3 years down the road and LightRoom stops working, do you really expect Microsoft or Adobe to support you? I be the Wine community would. There is support, and then there is support.

      You get my point.

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    52. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Uh, yeah. Yeah, I was totally alluding to what you just said.

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    53. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      And the awesome spell checker.

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    54. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Photoshop sucks and steam has been ported to Linux. Next?

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    55. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Gimp is a soft spot as far as professional apps on Linux. Its interesting to me as Gimp is as powerful as any full-blown gfx manip package out there, but that damn UI is so horrible. 2.8 is no improvement imo. Some one at GNU needs to take that shaggy dog by the paws and give it a good shake. A new, INTUITIVE UI would do wonders to get more people into Linux as an professional platform.

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    56. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by vandamme · · Score: 1

      A monopoly convinces people they have to use a proprietary format. Is this a great country or what.

    57. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      They could try copying ribbon?

    58. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      If I experinced "glitches" on linux anywhere near what you're describing I wouldn't use it. 'nuff said.

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    59. Re: Never Heard of Office 360 by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      You describing linux? I have a marvelous triple monitor setup and watch movies w/o problems.

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    60. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by nobodie · · Score: 1

      yes good idea. What they really need to do is to hire Tim Cook to take over (or else fake Steve Jobs) and run Microsoft like Apple, which is Steve Ballmer's basic goal.

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    61. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by nobodie · · Score: 1

      Linux user here, but not a photog.

      I understand that your specialty program means that you are stuck with having to use an old-fashioned and outdated OS, and I am sorry for you.
      Support for FOSS stuff? Huh? You mean like tech support like you get from the fine folks at _____? I often write the developers of programs and ask questions directly to the people who wrote the program. It is called "email."

      Exchange Server. Hmmm, what is the problem? I interact with my employers exchange server every day for all the utility that you get from outlook. What is the problem with that?

      What distro? Who cares, we are Linux, we are legion, we communicate and interact easily across distros. You are weird, well, maybe not weird, but what exactly is the problem with "distros?"

      You get my point. Um, no, obviously I don't. If your point is that you are afraid of the future then I do understand. It's OK, MS will be there for you to support you in your old age..... I hope anyway. Really I do. I don't hate MS, or you. You all have a place in the world.

      And for your final comment, I know that you don't really think that win3.1 software should run on linux. The point for you is that you should be able to run old and outdated software on Linux if you want to. And we can't? Sorry, of course we can, we can even run old kernel versions if we want to, and not have to pay money to anyone for the privilege.
      And, if we want to take a piece of software and make it do something that we think would be better even though the maintainer disagrees we can do that or hire someone to do it for us. Can you do that with your windows software? No, you have to take what is paid for and accept it as the best they can do for you.
      You are wrong my fearful friend, on all accounts.

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    62. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      I like the comments on getting LR to work:

      **The old instructions and files are obsolete, don't use them!**

      But aside form that, the instructions for doing that are lengthy, and involved. Under Windows, I insert the disc, and press install, sit back and relax.
      Do please tell me, where is your way an improvement?

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    63. Re:Never Heard of Office 360 by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      >>Exchange Server. Hmmm, what is the problem?>Who cares, we are Linux, we are legion, we communicate and interact easily across distros> The point for you is that you should be able to run old and outdated software on Linux if you want to.> It's OK, MS will be there for you to support you in your old age...>And, if we want to take a piece of software and make it do something that we think would be better even though the maintainer disagrees we can do that or hire someone to do it for us. Can you do that with your windows software?>You are wrong my fearful friend, on all accounts.

      And yet I am doing work with my computer, not playing around pretending my OS of choice has any relevance in the world or trying to play advocate to people who don't care.

      I grew out of that phase decades ago, I suggest you do the same. The world will be a better place for you if/when you do ;-)

       

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  2. The circle of life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First they'll drop the software, then they'll drop the devices, and then they'll be IBM 2.0. How ironic.

    1. Re:The circle of life by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      The thing is MS has never been that good at services. What services they have they had to buy 3rd party companies for the most part.

  3. Get your resumes ready guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You know what's going to happen: reorg == lots of people getting canned. You'll probably see a lot of the jobs moved overseas because Microsoft can't get qualified people here in the States and the H1-B limits are inhibiting growth.

    1. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The only thing inhibiting Microsoft's growth is incompetence at the top.

    2. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Can't get qualified folks?
      Are you high? H1-Bs are limited to prevent a total free fall of developers wages.

    3. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Shados · · Score: 1, Troll

      Sounds like you were never involved in hiring tech people in one of the big coastal cities... If your hiring requirement involves anything beyond "can do basic HTML" and you don't pay insane salaries, forget it.

    4. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      If by insane you mean the price the market dictates you would be correct.

      Fun fact, the price the market dictates is the price the market dictates. If you want cheaper workers, go hire in fly over country.

    5. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, if you aren't willing to pay market rate, you won't find many takers. You can't hire a surgeon for $80k/yr, either.

    6. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by niado · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you were never involved in hiring tech people in one of the big coastal cities... If your hiring requirement involves anything beyond "can do basic HTML" and you don't pay reasonable salaries, forget it.

      FTFY

    7. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Shados · · Score: 1

      As others mentioned, its supply and demand. But most countries don't seem to think paying 120k/year+ for someone that can barely get the job done is reasonable....yet if you live in Cali, MA or NY, its the norm.

      Thats what I meant by "insane". Do note that I'm among those benefiting from this, so I'm not complaining. I just think its not very surprising that companies will hire in a different country.

    8. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      The scary thing is that you actually can. I'd suggest not letting them do much to you, but medicine is getting the same pressures that tech has been hammered with. Plenty of people with medical degrees out there in the world, even half the typical US pay looks pretty good and, despite all the whining around here, the US is still a pretty desirable place to live.

      Some of these docs are OK, some are really pretty good. A lot of them are pretty substandard - can do basic stuff but when push comes to shove, they simply don't have the training.

      Sound familiar?

      The Song Remains the Same....

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    9. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 2

      As long as the first ones out the door are the ones that designed and built windows 8 - I'm ALL for that.

      Win 8, the greatest thing to happen for Linux - EVER!

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    10. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Everything is more expensive in those places.

      That's one of the problems in living in such places. If you are here to whine about it then you're an idiot. Move or suck it up.

      You don't have to flee to Bhopal either. You can just go to Idaho.

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    11. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by war4peace · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You somehow missed the start of last decade, when market started to become global.
      From an employer's perspective, the difference between an US-based remote worker and an India-based remote worker is the salary (to a greater extent) and cultural differences (to a smaller extent, includes English proficiency). Speed of communication is just as good (instantaneous regardless of where you are) and cheap (VoIP).

      Apart from some relatively small cultural differences (which can be ignored with little effort), everything else is advantageous for the India-based worker: smaller salary, less pretentious, able and willing to work overtime for insignificant compensation, etc. Even if Quality of Work might (arguably) be lower, you can get 5 IN workers for half the price of an US worker and (arguably) have quantity offset quality. But to date, my 10+ years global workforce experience tells me that IN-based work quality is about 60-70% of US-based quality (valid for coding and support, YMMV) for a much, much lower salary. Mexico, for that matter, is worse than that (mainly due to laziness; they're smart but hellishly lazy).

      One more thing to mention: the horrible Indian accent and general incompetence you sometimes encounter when calling support has a very simple root cause: the employer got overly greedy and went for the cheapest outsourcing company they found. their mindset was: "why pay 1/4 of the salary and have good customer service when we can pay 1/7 of the salary and fuck our customers?" - Dilbert method FTW.

      Note: My global workforce and outsourcing experience covers USA, Ireland, Germany, France, Italy, Chile, Mexico, India, Romania, China, Singapore, Japan and Egypt. I could literally write a short novel about each.

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    12. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      The living expenditures in those places are higher. How do you expect to get a worker to be on site if you don't pay them well enough to live near the place to begin with?

    13. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the cost of living in these cities is so high. I was watching House Hunters of some other similar show, and saw that even tiny houses with no yard were going for $1,000,000 in San Francisco. You'd better bet getting paid $120K per year if it's going to cost that much for a house. Same goes for New York. Good housing is expensive. You can blame the high house prices on high wages, or blame the high wages on the high house prices, but it's a self perpetuating problem.

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    14. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      We teach CS and Software engineering where I am (London Ontario).

      MS has picked up several of our graduates, some it has shipped to redmond others for the local MS offices. Typical starting salary for a new hire with only a 1 year co-op under their belt is 80k.

    15. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean Windows 8 is the greatest thing to happen for Apple.

      Microsofts screw ups tend to benefit Apple more than Linux.

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    16. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      You are failing to detect the rich, smoky scent of sarcasm.

    17. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by interval1066 · · Score: 0

      Here we go again with "there's no one qualified!" sky-falling scenario. I know plenty of engineers here they can hire here. I'm frankly tired of hearing you assholes cry about this.

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    18. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Shados · · Score: 1

      Its mainly the other way around though. Take Cambridge near Boston, specifically Kendall Square.

      Housing was relatively normal for a big city. Demand for developers skyrocketed to the point someone straight out of school with no experience, a bad GPA, no internship, nothing, could get 80-90k. Someone with experience could get much, much more.

      Everyone starts flocking there. Rent in the area went up 20%+ a year.

      Chicken and the egg.

    19. Re: Get your resumes ready guys! by Mabhatter · · Score: 2

      The point is that if they spent money in Indiana, Ohio, Michigan... They could soak up lots of smart people but its not "trendy" and they won't put money into the system to MAKE trendy spots in Fly Over Country.

    20. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Shados · · Score: 1

      Man you guys are dense. I live in one of those places, I'm a dev, I'm benefiting from it.

      People are constantly whining that companies are hiring offshore or outsourcing. While devs in countries with lower standard of living may not be equivalent, a lot of devs in countries that are equivalent or better, do just as well. So of course jobs are going to be pushed out when companies get in a position where they can do so.

      Thats all I'm saying. Regardless of the reasons, from an international standpoint, paying 120-150k for an average (not top tier) developer is stupid if you can just go and open an office in another country. These things take time though, and only the bottom feeders will be affected in the very near future. Until then, you can be sure I'm enjoying the payday.

    21. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      If by insane you mean the price the market dictates you would be correct.

      Fun fact, the price the market dictates is the price the market dictates. If you want cheaper workers, go hire in fly over country.

      Better yet relocate your operations to fly over country.
      Why do firms have to be located in big costal cities?

    22. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by rsborg · · Score: 1

      You mean Windows 8 is the greatest thing to happen for Apple.

      Microsofts screw ups tend to benefit Apple more than Linux.

      For now, and it's really all despite Apple essentially not caring about gaining "ground". Because they're the only other reasonable option corps have to a standard WinTel box/book. However, ChromeOS has been getting better and better, and I strongly feel it will rapidly gain a good chunk of the corporate market once it hits a certain feature parity with mainstream desktop OSs.

      As long as Microsoft keeps confusing the nascent tablet market with it's entrenched and highly profitable desktop OS market, it will continue to be open to attack from other desktop OS alternatives.

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    23. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      And yet, Mac sales are either down or flat. But yes, iPad sales are up.

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    24. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by unixisc · · Score: 1

      But that's what others above were suggesting against - instead of living in San Francisco, they could set up office in Omaha, Akron, Ft Collins, Amarillo, N Sioux City (remember Gateway 2000?) or anywhere else, and they won't be paying $1M for shacks. Officewise, they'd get good real estate, they could do campus recruiting in the nearest colleges & universities for their entry level developers and have people who are better trained than Indians (who only learn programming, but never software engineering in India). They won't pay them 1/4 or 1/7, but they may pay them 1/2, and still get better value for money. Jobs won't be outsourced, people from flyover country won't move in droves to Santa Clara or Cambridge, MA, and the economy would stabilize a lot better.

    25. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Mexico, for that matter, is worse than that (mainly due to laziness; they're smart but hellishly lazy).

      Really? That goes against everything I've seen about Mexicans. (warning: multiculturalists may be offended here...)

      From what I've seen of Mexicans, both the ones I've hired for various labor jobs in the southwest, and from business dealings with some Mexican companies, they're very hard workers, willing to endure terrible heat to work outdoor jobs with few breaks. However, they're not very intelligent people, and their culture seems to be infused with chaos; they can't do anything complicated without it turning into a giant debacle. I sold some parts from my small company to a Mexican company, and a simple transaction for a few dozen parts, which should have taken no more than 5 emails or so, turned into a week-long debacle with 100+ emails going back and forth. I've never seen anything like this, with similar orders going to customers in countries like Canada and Denmark. Other dealings with Mexican companies have been similar: lots and lots of emails with few results to show for them.

    26. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Simple: because that's where most of the qualified workers are. Yes, there's some qualified workers in fly-over cities, but not at nearly the density or number of the west coast cities (not even at the density of places like SLC, Phoenix, Colorado Springs, Austin, etc.). Worse, a lot of tech workers simply don't have any interest in living in the ultra-conservative heartland cities like Omaha. Even if you paid relocation for them, you wouldn't find that many takers.

    27. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Except that in the US, we have the AMA and licensing boards keeping foreign-educated surgeons out of the market (unless they can pass our licensing standards etc.; I imagine there's also arbitrary limits to how many licenses they'll grant at a time, to keep the competion down). So there might be plenty of low-price surgeons out there, but you'll have to leave the country to utilize them.

    28. Re: Get your resumes ready guys! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Smart people usually don't want to live in some backwater like Indiana, or worse Detroit Michigan (who the hell wants to live in Detroit?). Putting money into setting up offices in such places isn't going to work, because you're not going to attract enough talent to make it worthwhile. You might get some people willing to move if you offer relo bonuses, but not that many. Tech companies like to locate in existing tech hubs because then they can just poach employees from the other companies in the area; they don't have to pay relo costs, and the employees don't have to sell their houses and uproot their families.

      Don't forget, in this economy, for many employees you'll need to not only give them a relo bonus, you'll also need to buy their house from them, since houses aren't selling too well at the moment, and they can't afford to move if their house doesn't sell. If you don't, they won't take your offer: offering them less money than their current salary isn't going to pay for them to keep and rent out their current house and rent or buy a new house in the new city; it's easier for them to just stay in their current location and get a new job there (or just stay at their current job).

      The only way trying to start up in a new, non-"trendy" city works is when you locate in a college town and hire a bunch of fresh grads from the local university. Of course, this doesn't give you any experienced workers, so you have to already have some of those, or be able to import some to get things started.

    29. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by ducomputergeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Case in point, this past week my business partner has spent roughly 20 hours upgrading to windows 8 and trying to get Office 2013 to work on her PC. That's 20 hours not spent working on client projects. And we have projects to work on so Windows 8 + Office 2013 have cost us $2000. Meanwhile this week I've worked 20+ hours on projects on my Mac. Just as I have for 10 years now. Yes I know I pay premium upfront for Apple products, but they've stayed out of my way and let me get work done.

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    30. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Who do you think approved Win8, and who pushed for the dumb strategy of trying to unify the UI across all devices? It was the guy at the top.

      And as the other poster said, Win8 was a boon for Apple, not Linux. Linux shot itself in the foot by adopting the same idiotic unified-UI strategy with Unity and Gnome3. The KDE folks had the right idea, wanting to have different UIs for different devices (but running the KDE libs underneath them all; kde-desktop for the desktops and laptops, kde-netbook for netbooks, and kde-active for phones and tablets), however almost no one in Linux-land wants anything to do with KDE for some reason, and instead they prefer to keep using Gnome, while simultaneously bitching about the Gnome devs and their arrogance and removal of features.

    31. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One other thing inhibiting Microsoft's growth (that is: moving into new markets) is their reputation for being horrible quality, broken beyond belief to the point of absurdity, a trademark worth negative billion of dollars in goodwill.

      What Microsoft needs to do, is own'n'launch new companies that don't have accursed Microsoft badge of shitty quality on htem.

      Think about it: you never even tried a Zune. It probably did actually suck, but you never saw it for yourself, because the Microsoft name told you it sucked. The worst part about that, is that even if it did suck, people's tastes are subjective, and some people like things that suck. Who knows, you might be one of them (that's not an insult; every single person has quirks; it's only if you claim to be quirk-free that I'll start insulting you). You might have been happy with a Zune. But the reputation scared you away from finding out.

      Windows Phone. You know it sucks, before you even go look at it. So you're not going to look. Whether it sucks or not, you'll never _really_ know. If it were branded differently, you might have at least investigated it, and some people might have liked it. The "Microsoft" and "Windows" names are directly responsible for lost sales.

      Would you buy a vote-counting machine from Diebold? Would you buy a bottle of malt beverage that proudly proclaimed on the label, "From the makers of Zima?" Would you buy a car from Yugo?

      Would you buy an electronic gadget from Sony?

      Would you buy an accounting program from PeopleSoft?

      Microsoft may make below-average quality products, but even below-average quality products can sell if you can keep the market uninformed and uncritical. But it's a hell of a lot harder, when you tell people in advance, "this is definitely a below-average quality product, brought to you by a company that fucked you ever single time. You've never ever been happy with anything we ever made. Come try our shitty product, if you're feeling masochistic today."

      See the problem?

      Microsoft doesn't even get to go compete and lose on their lack of merits, because people who already heard of them, won't let them compete. I'm not saying the prejudice is entirely undeserved, but it sure exists.

      They need to spin off and sell under different brands, obfuscating their involvement in the products.

    32. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      After 10 years you still didn't get your project done?
      Man what a slacker.

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    33. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on job type. I've been dealing mainly with IT Support jobs, Call Centers and the like.

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    34. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is Apple, but a layer over a Linux kernel?
      Win win for Linux.

    35. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I hope your business partner is not an IT Professional. I can't think of the last time a non server OS upgrade/change took more than 5 hours of solid work. And that time is only if I include moving files around for backup. I mean come on I can swap between any version of windows newer than 98 on my desktop at home in about 3 hours tops. The OS update is easy, M$ has a wizard and everything. (Now if your business partner got her Pentium 90Mhz with 8MB of ram to upgrade from Windows 3.1 to Windows 8 I take it all back.)

    36. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Swampash · · Score: 1

      The Mac business is doing fine.

      http://www.asymco.com/2013/04/16/escaping-pcs/

    37. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Perhaps so; the Mexicans I had to deal with in a professional capacity were buying/purchasing people, not IT people or anything like that. If all the purchasing agents are this incompetent, I don't know how Mexican companies manage to get anything purchased. Also interesting was that, at least for this one (very large foreign-owned) company, they couldn't have goods shipped directly to them in Mexico City, they had to be shipped to a third-party company in Texas which then shipped to them. Is shipping in Mexico that problematic that you can't just send stuff by Fedex or UPS down there? There's never any weird problems like this when dealing with Canadians.

    38. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by dinfinity · · Score: 1

      20 hours?
      I have bad news for you: your business partner may be mentally retarded.

    39. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      I'm not happy with the Zune pc suite.

      Why do I even have it? I have never seen a real Zune in person.

      Microsoft turned Zune os into WP 7 and that's how you get stuff on them so that's why I have the sw. So they kind of did just what you suggested, got a trusted name to peddle their shit. And they were damn sure to never mention it in their consumer pr nor their developer pr. but it's kind of hard to ignore if the instructions are to install the zune suite to get media on the damn things(MS - always ignoring their own fucking standards! fuckers!).

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    40. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      2 hours of installation - 18 hours in the pub sobbing about how the pdf reader can show just one pdf at a time.

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    41. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XNU is not Linux.

    42. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by cusco · · Score: 1

      To a certain extent it's not 'intelligence' but the way the employment market works. Most of our friends who grew up in Mexico never bothered to finish high school much less go to college because it was not seen as any sort of advantage. What actually matters is who you know, and who you're related to, rather than skills and education. My brother-in-law in Peru is a civil engineer, and the process to acquire that title was excruciatingly difficult. In Mexico many "civil engineers" are actually the boss's nephew who came to the job with essentially no education beyond high school and just followed the current engineer around until he retired. It's the patronage system that has fucked over their country for decades, and still is in force long after it should have died.

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    43. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by cusco · · Score: 1

      Because who the hell wants to live in Omaha or Cheyenne?

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    44. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Wow, well that would really explain it. If people being in certain positions only depends on who you know or are related to, rather than skills and education, then who knows what kind of idiot you're going to encounter in any particular job. Also, your comment about Peru sounds like some things I'd heard about other Latin American countries (that it's not easy getting into certain positions because of the educational requirements), and it's really interesting and odd that Mexico isn't like that.

    45. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by cusco · · Score: 1

      Yeah, here in the US to become a civil engineer you need to write your thesis, but in Peru you need to **DO** your thesis. In his case it was design and build a power dam, electrical grid, water distribution system (from the dam) and sewage system for a town of 5,000 people. In their college classes they actually went out and built things, like roads and bridges, rather than just design them. The result is that they're seriously deficient in the number of civil engineers they have, but the ones that they do have are really, really good. It's a very respected profession, and people refer to him as "Enginero" Bellido, and throw parties when he and his staff visit their villages. He's currently working in the jungle bringing potable water, sewage, and electricity to a dozen villages, and building medical posts in most of them.

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    46. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then your business partner needs to understand opportunity cost. She should've paid a professional $300 to do the upgrade for her.

    47. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by vandamme · · Score: 1

      So use one of the other ten or so major desktops. There is more to Linux than Canonical.

    48. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There is, but very very few people know about them. Unity and Gnome3 have all the attention, and are the standard on the most popular distros (Ubuntu and Fedora), so when some newbie wants to check out Linux to see if it's a viable alternative to Windows, that's what they're going to see and try. And they probably won't like it (just like they don't like Win8/Metro, which is why they're looking for an alternative), so they'll dismiss Linux as stupid and having a crappy UI, even worse than Win8. It doesn't matter if KDE would be a very easy transition for Windows refugees, since it works a lot like XP/Vista/7's UI, because potential converts are never going to see KDE, because no distros use it as the primary DE (except for openSuSE, and no one uses that anyway). So Linux on the desktop is condemned to irrelevance because of Unity and Gnome3, and the Linux proponents keep wondering why we can't get more people to convert. Of all places, corporate desktops would really be the best place for a Linux takeover, but here one of the main players is Red Hat, and they're giant Gnome backers, so again that'll never happen, because no company is going to adopt Gnome3 as their DE, since they'd have to retrain everyone so much (e.g. "here's the secret keypress you have to remember to power down your computer at the end of the day") and having a huge IT helpdesk department to answer the constant barrage of questions about its weird behavior.

    49. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mexicans Lazy? If you look here:
      http://stats.oecd.org/Index.aspx?DatasetCode=ANHRS ...you'll find that Mexicans are in the top spot for 2011 for hours worked in a year. Of course, hours worked does not directly translate to "hard-working" - especially in IT but, regarding just about every Mexican I've worked with, "Lazy" does not come to mind.

    50. Re:Get your resumes ready guys! by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Yeah well I call that bullshit, no offense. 2250 hours worked per year translate to 56,25 weeks assuming 40 hours/week, that's more than a year's worth of work. It means they worked more than 40 hours per week, every week, no vacation, nothing, and that on average? Please...

      What I meant, anyway, wasn't that they work a small amount of hours per week, but that they don't accomplish as much as they should, that's the issue here.
      Also, it depends on what do you compare against.

      On average, someone from India would boost their output if you ask them too, in a measurable way. Someone from Mexico, on the other hand, will appear to do so, whenever possible. Of course, it depends on the output type. If they're producing nails, then a simple count would reveal the truth. If they're working support tickets, on the other way... I have quite a few stories in my sleeve on that, but a short general example is as follows:

      Eac member of support had a (badly designed) workload target of 25 tickets per day. Each analyst from India was reporting an average of 20-22 tickets a day, and each member from Chile and Mexico was reporting an average of 7-29 tickets a day. You would say they're working harder than their Indian counterparts, and the general idea was like this for years, until I came along as LoB "report builder" (so-to-speak).

      Now I built and run the following monthly reports ([country is either IN or MX]):

      1. - Sum of non-unique tickets worked by all analysts from [country]
      2. - Sum of unique tickets worked by analysts from [country]
      3. - Average daily tickets worked by analysts from [country]

      For Mexico, value of report 1. was almost 4 times higher than value of report 2. (actual number 3.89)
      For India, it was a bit over 2 (2.17)

      I was puzzled until I checked what was happening. Turned out analysts from Mexico were passing the same ticket around, so that each got a +1 in their personal tickets worked count. neat, isn't it. Analyst 1 would send an e-mail to the customer, analyst 2 would change the ticket status, analyst 3 would put a nice note, and so on. That's because they KNEW what are they measured against and were happily circumventing the system.

      No further comment.

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  4. Sell the only post-pc success story MS has? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the future isn't PCs, and Microsoft are sucking at phones and tablets, the only non-PC platform they have with any success is the Xbox. I wouldn't get rid of that if I was them...

    1. Re:Sell the only post-pc success story MS has? by BillCable · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that the Xbox div loses tons of money. They might be smart to sell it off before the the publicity gets REALLY bad after the Xbox One presentation at E3. After then it'll be hard for MS to give the Xbox brand away.

    2. Re:Sell the only post-pc success story MS has? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except that the Xbox div loses tons of money.

      It always amazes me how many people actually think that the Xbox is a highly profitable endeavor for Microsoft. While it has turned profitable recently, the Entertainment & Devices Division (where XBox is accounted for) is only mildly profitable. Nowhere near the profit rate of Microsoft's enterprise and desktop cash-cows. It is a stretch to call the Xbox a fiscal "success", at best one could now say it is not "money-losing". It is highly unlikely that Microsoft could expand the revenues and margins of EDD into a company-sustaining business.

    3. Re:Sell the only post-pc success story MS has? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that's not true, and hasn't been for most of this generation. We'll see what happens with One, but the 360 has been profitable overall. I don't believe that it's paid for all the losses on the original system, and it's hardly doing wonders for the company overall, but Xbo as a division hasn't been loosing money on a year to year basis for quite some time.

    4. Re:Sell the only post-pc success story MS has? by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      While it has turned profitable recently, the Entertainment & Devices Division (where XBox is accounted for) is only mildly profitable.

      And the Entertainment & Devices Division includes other things besides XBox, including (last I checked) the Macintosh software division. When they stuck the mac stuff in that category, that's when it started actually being profitable.

      That, plus with failure rate of the XBox 360 being somewhere near 30% for a while, it's hard to believe they've come anywhere near break-even.

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    5. Re:Sell the only post-pc success story MS has? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a feeling the Xbox division is about to become very money-losing.

  5. Better Idea by Murdoch5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about just stopping the crappy product releases? Windows 8 is a joke, the Xbox 360 is over engineered, your server product make me laugh because Linux can do everything for free and better. When will Microsoft wake up the fact they release crap, users are getting fed up with it. They're losing market share because finally the average user is noticing that better, cheaper and more reliable software and hardware exist. The key to Microsoft becoming successful is to just reboot itself and start turning out high quality products.

    1. Re:Better Idea by jeffclay · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine that; Microsoft needs to reboot itself to become functional again.

    2. Re:Better Idea by DougOtto · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Linux can do everything for free and better"

      Linux brings in a substantial portion of my income but statements like that hurt its adoption, not help it. In an "real" corporate environment, Linux isn't free. I've never met a CEO who wanted to base his/her business on unsupported software. By supported, I mean when something goes down, they want a throat to grab (and sue if things get really bad). The result is something like RedHat or OUL, which has support, not definitely isn't free.

      Also, if you come into my office and the best pitch you have for Linux on your project is "it's free", you'll be asked to leave.

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    3. Re:Better Idea by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      When will Microsoft wake up the fact they release crap, users are getting fed up with it.

      People have been putting up with it for over 20 years; why would MS change their strategy now?

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    4. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By supported, I mean when something goes down, they want a throat to grab (and sue if things get really bad).

      All software in the real world is full of disclaimers of liability.
      "Grabbing the throat" of a company like Microsoft, Apple, or Oracle accomplishes nothing. Suing is even worse.

    5. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ever actually try to grab a throat at MS? Last time I tried I got "It's our bug, but we have no fix for you. Don't hold your breath for the next version either"

    6. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When will Microsoft wake up the fact they release crap, users are getting fed up with it.

      People have been putting up with it for over 20 years; why would MS change their strategy now?

      Isn't the point of TFA that Microsoft is changing course?

      Changing course from scraping along the side of the iceberg to directly ramming into it, but still...

    7. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I almost switched my file server at home from Linux to Windows to get more experience running a Windows server, but Windows doesn't easily support paths longer than 260 characters! Server OS fail, migration cancelled.

    8. Re:Better Idea by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Microsoft's strong-point used to be that you could get stuff done with their GUI's without having to read much of the manuals. Average Monday-blawzay hangover employees could click their way to getting stuff up and going via GUI trial and error. While that's not necessarily a lofty advantage, it fit a need and companies liked that.

      But they got away from that by stuffing their UI's and tools with "enterprise-level" gobbledygook because they want to compete on IBM's and Oracle's turf. Now they are the worse of both: bloated and bureaucratic without the reliability and support structure of IBM (relatively speaking).

      I would recommend they go back to their roots of get-it-done GUI tools or front-ends. They could even do so for Linux front-ends for server admins who don't want to learn Linux command-lines and scripting. Again, I'm not necessary condoning such practices or employees, only saying there is a market (profits) for such tools and they have existing experience there.

    9. Re:Better Idea by jedidiah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > I've never met a CEO who wanted to base his/her business on unsupported software

      Then you've not been around much. Plenty of companies outside of a very small set of "glamourous" ones will happily trade a little risk for a really big discount.

      Don't try to conflate the Fortune 100 with everyone because it's simply not the case.

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    10. Re:Better Idea by war4peace · · Score: 2

      Well said. I think people who pitch "linux is free" have at best some (indeed free) Linux machines at home or work but never worked in enterprise-grade server software business, nor do they know much about it.

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    11. Re:Better Idea by korgitser · · Score: 1

      While I generally agree with your post, I wonder is there any throat to grab for theCEO if windows fuxors something up?

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    12. Re:Better Idea by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 2

      I never have mod points when I really need then. Exact, "is freee!!!" is not a good answer to "why should I use it?". It's no good to be free if it is incapable of do the necessary work

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    13. Re:Better Idea by cjjjer · · Score: 1

      Linux can do everything for free and better

      So will it install itself / configure itself / update itself / teach end users how to use it all without any interaction from a human?

      I guess I can fire my IT staff and contact this Linux thingamajig and get started right away all for free no cost to my company...

    14. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Plus, there are a number of things that MS/AD do really well. Hell, I don't think I've seen the previous versions/self service snapshot restore implemented in *nix. That alone saves me a ton of time as a sysadmin.

    15. Re:Better Idea by QRDeNameland · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm imagining that they must have hired strategic consultants from Reynholm Industries. "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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    16. Re:Better Idea by ehiris · · Score: 1

      Linux is free and with the right people, it's very well supported. The problem is that in corporations, executives always prefer maintaining another corporation's monolithic power structure than to pay people what they're worth.

    17. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I doubt Google or Facebook pay Redhat for support either.

    18. Re:Better Idea by LordThyGod · · Score: 1

      While I generally agree with your post, I wonder is there any throat to grab for theCEO if windows fuxors something up?

      IF? The problem is there are multiple IT related industries being "supported" by the fuxor syndrome, that is known as "windows". But its accepted, and has become expected. Yea, its very hard to sell "free", but not so hard to sell a guarantee or whathaveyou. The "free" thing does not really have a salesman or account rep.

    19. Re:Better Idea by chipschap · · Score: 1

      "In an "real" corporate environment, Linux isn't free."

      In a real corporate environment, nothing is free. I am a huge Linux fan and have been since the very early days, but we're back to the old argument about Linux competing on cost. That's not really the way to win. As has so often been said, software licenses simply aren't a big percentage of running the business (maybe some exceptions for really really expensive specialized software).

      Which brings me back to the original argument somewhere up above in this thread. Windows 8 was a good thing for the competition. Apple benefits greatly. Linux can benefit too. For Linux it's about the freedom to do what you need or want to do with the software. (That is definitely not "free" in cost terms.)

      The argument for Linux is freedom and functionality (the latter has been debated a lot, of course, but certainly many business people use it successfully).

    20. Re:Better Idea by LordThyGod · · Score: 1

      When will Microsoft wake up the fact they release crap, users are getting fed up with it.

      People have been putting up with it for over 20 years; why would MS change their strategy now?

      Its finally catching up with them now. They got away with it because they were pretty much the only viable game in town. They fucked up the tablet market, and their phone market, and people have real choices in those areas. But people think of MS as the crap company that pushes crap. And who wants a phone or a tablet from a company that is a known, certified crap dealer. Its quite fun to watch all this though, I gotta say.

    21. Re:Better Idea by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      And that's why paying for Windows in any small to mid sized business to get "accountability" is a fool's game. You'd have to hope someone opened up a class action suit or something, just to make them even notice.

      However, there are plenty of big companies who have hunter-killer lawyers that would be quite capable of making Microsoft notice. There is also state and federal lawyers who might want a word with them.

      Although that's a limited set of accountability options, that's a whole lot more than you'd get with a free Linux distro. That's why you need to buy support for Linux distros to get anything like accountability. Even then, the same problem for small-medium businesses applies as it does for MSFT.

    22. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine that; Microsoft needs to reboot itself to become functional again.

      LOL - I *never* use this horrible acronym, but I Laughed Out Loud.

      Kudos good sir {Golf Clap}.

    23. Re:Better Idea by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      True, although, I'd still say the cost comparison for what you get is still pretty appealing.

      That said, I used to work at a very large company, and they decided that spending 2 million a year on Red Hat support was pointless when they probably had as many Linux Admins and developers as Red Hat did. So, they converted all their installs (except those running Oracle, of course) to CentOS and activated their own satellites.

      So you *could* run Linux free of fees, although you do need to factor in the cost of having your own admins. Of course, as pointed out above, if you already have the skilled personnel, then even that cost is covered mostly.

    24. Re:Better Idea by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      Some good points, something to add to this is that Red Hat support typically costs more than Microsoft support. I like Linux for many things, but the idea that it is automatically cheaper for any given production use is a fallacy. An operating system is and should be a tool and never a religion.

    25. Re:Better Idea by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      In an "real" corporate environment, Linux isn't free.

      You know that's just a stupid thing to say. Free means free which means you don't pay anything for it. Anything else and you're fiddling with semantics and tring to redefine the meaning of the word.

      By your silly definition of free, even $100 sitting on the pavement isn't free since you had to spend time (i.e. money) just to bend down and pick it up.

      Yeah Linux has operating costs (for a start it needs a computer to run on), so does everything else. It still doesn't mean that Linux isn't free. It is because it costs nothing to acquitre.

      To claim otherwise meansy you're playing silly language bending games to prove some kind of point or to make yourself seem smart.

      By supported, I mean when something goes down, they want a throat to grab (and sue if things get really bad)

      Uh huh yeah, how's that working out for you...

      So when was the list time you heard of anyone suing (let alone successfully) Microsoft when something bad goes down?

      I'm in the software industry. I do consulting/contracting. All of my contracts have a limitation of liability clause where at most they can get back the cost of the contracting (i.e. what they paid). In other words in the contract they could not successfully sue for "big" things, like loss of earnings, damage caused by failure, etc.

      Even if they did, all that would happen is that they nuke a tiny, limited liability company.

      And you know what? Not one of the companied I've worked for has objected to such a clause.

      So, I'd say that if you've never met CEOs other than lawsuit obsessed nutters, I suggest you try moving to less aggressively insane companies.

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    26. Re:Better Idea by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Free is an *excellent* answer for using something. It just needs some supporting points.

      The executive problem with free isn't that they want heads to roll, instead, they know that generally, you get what you pay for. When they hear free, they wonder if it is a project that will run out of steam, or suddenly change, or something else that will rip the carpet out from under us when we try and use it for the next decade. They also want some leverage to use in order to get a say in how the software will progress.

      For instance, I was pricing out monitoring options for our infrastructure. I was ready to pay about 10 grand a year for something that looked decent and it did most of what I wanted. Then I found the thing that did all of that for free. Free wins, even though the free one wasn't quite as polished looking. The company that wanted us to pay 10k might have had some money, but what they could have been sued for would pale in comparison to the revenue from the customers who would be pissed off if the monitoring failed. So we might as well go free, because we'll never get any where suing anyone.

      The only things I needed to check out were whether the free software was well supported and had been around a while. It's been around for 12 years and we could optionally get support if we needed it, although we haven't bought a subscription yet. It was a winner.

    27. Re:Better Idea by devent · · Score: 2

      Linux is free period. It's just a fact. Like the sun is bright.
      Only because you chose to pay for support, you now proclaim "but but but for support I still have to pay"

      Example: I can go to debian.org download and install full Linux. Or I download and install CentOS if I want Redhat Linux.
      This is free. Please point to where I can download Windows 2003 Enterprise Server for free (and legal). There is no such site. You have to pay first $$$ to Microsoft.

      Now how you handle support is entirely up to you.
      You can get a support contract by the Linux vendor, like Redhat, Novel or Canonical. You can get support from anywhere else. Or you could hire some inside your company to support Linux. Or you could just try support from a students.

      "Linux can do everything for free and better"
      This statement is at first entirely true. You don't have to pay for Linux to download it, to install it, to use it.

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    28. Re:Better Idea by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think people who pitch "linux is free" have ...

      Have what? read the dictionary?

      Free means you don't pay anything for it.

      You know those "win a car" competitions? Would you claim that the car you win isn't free since it needs petrol?

      Would you claim that bending down to pick up $100 on the floor isn't free money since you had to waste potential earning time to pick it up?

      Are you going to use a different value of the word "free" from everyone else. Try readinf "the free dictionary". Ha it's a lie: it's not free because you had to pay for internet access!

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    29. Re:Better Idea by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      However, there are plenty of big companies who have hunter-killer lawyers that would be quite capable of making Microsoft notice.

      Pics or it didn't happen. I mean it. I've seen such claims about paid software gives sue-happy CEOs warm fuzzies, but I've not heard of it in practice, ever.

      Without some indication it's successfully happened, I just don't believe it.

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    30. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about just stopping the crappy product releases? Windows 8 is a joke, the Xbox 360 is over engineered, your server product make me laugh because Linux can do everything for free and better. When will Microsoft wake up the fact they release crap, users are getting fed up with it. They're losing market share because finally the average user is noticing that better, cheaper and more reliable software and hardware exist. The key to Microsoft becoming successful is to just reboot itself and start turning out high quality products.

      A lot of the reason it is crap is that they struggle so hard to retain ownership of the product after they have "sold" it to you. Seriously, just sell the product and let the users be.

    31. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I make a substantial living replacing corporate Windows networks with all Linux environments. So far we have 100% customer satisfaction, much less overall problems ("This service stopped working and now we can't print!"), and in EVERY single instance so far, the company's IT costs dropped dramatically (a rough average, their current IT budget is 25% what it was using Windows.). We do offer support when necessary, but the calls are so rare we actually look forward to them. All it really requires is that they hire ONE good Linux admin to oversee everything, maybe more if they have a particularly large network. So far almost all of our clients have opted to retraining their current Windows admin, which has (somehow!) worked out very well. Can't predict the future though..

      tl:dr; Your hindrance is your attitude. You simply don't know how to do such things with Linux, so you defensively assume that it can't be done, while millions of businesses are doing it right now and saving lots of money while exponentially increasing their network security as well.

    32. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a reason they're Fortune 100 companies and the other ones aren't. Investment.

    33. Re:Better Idea by lgw · · Score: 1

      Windows Server 2012 is definitely hurting by that standard. It's great that there's a super-lean command-line-only version with a tiny attack surface for use by expert admins in large shops. But the GUI version with the Win8-style interface just isn't very discoverable.

      I can understand MS's reasoning for the Win8 UI (whether or not I agree with it), but a tablet-oriented UI for a server? Not very Monday morning hangover blues-friendly.

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    34. Re:Better Idea by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      Imagine that; Microsoft needs to reboot itself to become functional again.

      This presupposed that Microsoft was ever functional which it hasn't been except in brief spurts to take advantage of market opportunities.

    35. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Free" means that you can examine, modify and redistribute the system. For a fee or not.

    36. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who successfully make money pitching free software should NEVER start with the gratis/iibre aspect. That should be the very last thing you mention, right when they ask how much it costs. You must play up the features they care about; they will not recognize the value in free software simply because it's free. When you tell them they're using (roughly) the same software as the London Stock Exchange though...

    37. Re:Better Idea by Murdoch5 · · Score: 2

      Because even 10 years ago the average user didn't know crap software from good software, now the average user is changing.

    38. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This! I don't think many people realize that the mediocrity of Windows is "standard". Every company that uses Windows has to (or at least SHOULD) factor in regular downtime and troubleshooting time for common issues that just pop up. Every PC that is bought with Windows carries with it the additional price of that extra ongoing support in perpetuity. My company sets up Linux PC's that reimage from a central server automatically at the press of a button. All updates are pushed to a backup of that image and tested before they are rolled out to the floor. All hardware is tested and vetted on that image before being allowed in a box on the floor. This can be done in the span of an hour with automated testing and pushes (although many of our clients retain their admins to handle most of this).

      It removes SO MUCH overhead compared to a Windows-centric network, it is often the biggest selling point. Many people wonder why computers have to be so complex, and they will stand in awe and shake your hand when you create for them a simple yet effective solution that does what they need and nothing else. The best part is there are rarely any hiccups, and none of them are even close to the inanity of a Windows hiccup.

    39. Re:Better Idea by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      Your joking right? Things Windows can't do:

      Install itself with out crashing!
      Configure itself correctly in 70% of cases
      A server shouldn't update itself, the head administrator or security specialist should update it
      Teach end users how to use it, why are the end users on the servers, only skilled IT admin's should be on them and if they don't know Linux show them the door.

      But good attempt, If your building a server you need to know every piece of software going onto it, you need to be there to configure it and you need to have control on every aspect of it. Windows fails all of those points, the only pre-configured package I'll accept is the installer for the OS, everything else needs to be accessible and configurable.

    40. Re:Better Idea by Taelron · · Score: 2

      I work for a multi-national organization and we spefically use Linux in place of Windows because of the fact, in terms of licensing, it is free. We have in house engineers that support our applications. So once you factor in the cost of an in house engineer supporting the application only and an in house engineer supporting the application plus licensing, Linux comes out as the much cheaper alternative. We also routinely see Linux machines performing in mission critical roles far exceed the same performance on a Windows Server. Windows if full of bloat and has a much higher overhead. We can get the same or better performance on lesser and older hardware under linux than we can with windows, so again we save on Costs over the Windows Tax.

    41. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "your(MS) server product make me laugh because Linux can do everything for free and better."

      Really linux has better groupware? While some solutions are getting better at copying exchange they are not there yet. Same with syncing to mobile devices. Push IMAP really doesn't hold anything to activesync. Activesync also has a few other features that are very helpful.

      As much as I don't like sharepoint it is a good product. Linux doesn't have a good alternative to gpo either(although gpo could be better).

      Compatibility with legacy software is another one. A lot of linux software doesn't really look backwards to ensure legacy software will run right. In many cases you can load the old version or recompile the software but windows in many cases handles this better.

      Don't get me wrong, linux can be a very good option. It just doesn't always mean free or better.

    42. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but even at a fundamental level, the GP's statement is wrong. Let's see here...

      - Server OS: Windows is what it is. It's not Linux, and it's certainly not free. Except it is. Granted, that's a stripped down version, but it's the exact same price as Linux. The non-stripped-down versions are far more capable, however. Most of the not-available-on-Linux stuff is caused by Microsoft, however, so perhaps it's not a fair fight to talk about Active Directory. Then again, it's not like anybody has bothered to make anything like it for Linux, much less for free. (No, LDAP doesn't count. It doesn't have half of AD's capabilities.)

      - Database: SQL Server is on par with Oracle, feature-wise, and has been since v10.0 (SS 2008). This includes scalability. It's a class of database that leaves the FOSS databases behind by a wide margin. PostgreSQL is as close as it gets, and it has a ways to go before it's at this level. I'd put it on par with SQL Server 2000 (and that's generous). Maybe in a decade they can play with the big boys. As for "free"? No. Oracle is not free.

      - Collaborative communications: Exchange. 'Nuff said. There are poor imitations for Linux. Hopefully they get the work they need to challenge Exchange. I'm honestly rooting for them because Exchange is a terrible beast. And expensive. It's a damned email server! (With a bunch of other crap rolled in...) Businesses just won't go without this. To be fair, if all you use is the email functionality, even sendmail is good enough. (Actually, probably better...)

      - Task-specific servers: There's no generally available Linux equivalent for Dynamics (any flavor), BizTalk, or any of the other task servers. Those must be built as custom development.

      - LOB apps: Apache is nice. Mono is nice. But for some inexplicable reason, nobody wants to make them play nice with each other. There once was a mod_mono that sorta worked. And then they stopped supporting it because... uhh... (*waves hands around*) blerghlerghflaglblah! And why can't a Mono binary be executed directly and load the Mono runtime silently? Hell, even PHP can do this! It's not friggin' rocket science! Meanwhile, Windows doesn't suffer from these problems because someone, somewhere made a decision and told the OS developers that sucking was not an option when it comes to memory-managed runtime integration. I don't care if it's Mono or Java or some other screwy runtime, but make it work as a first-class citizen in the OS.

      Now if the GP would be so kind as to explain how any of these fall under the category of Linux doing it better...

    43. Re:Better Idea by unixisc · · Score: 2

      Well, if one wants supported Linux, one can always adapt RedHat, and it'd be as fully supported as Solaris or Windows.

    44. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, the rebooting process goes bad and they end up like a typical Hollywood Horror Remake.

      The horror.

    45. Re:Better Idea by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      I think you misunderstand my point. The problem is when someone insists that I should use Project "X" just because it's free, without worrying if the project is able or not to do what needs to be done. Using a car analogy(tm), It's like getting for free a car like this, when what I need to work was a BMW.

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    46. Re:Better Idea by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Isn't the point of TFA that Microsoft is changing course?

      Changing course from scraping along the side of the iceberg to directly ramming into it, but still...

      {chuckle} Nice one.

      Although the pedant in me points out that some people think that the Titanic would have survived if she'd hit the 'berg head on. (I'm not so sure)
      Back on topic, since someone mentioned IBM here, it should be noted that they required both an internal crisis, and a new boss from outside, to start reinventing themselves. Maybe Microsoft needs such a shock. As GM found out, depending on the same old management often does not deliver the rapid change needed.

    47. Re:Better Idea by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Are you asserting that there are no companies that could sue Microsoft? Because there's a whole Wikipedia page about Microsoft litigation. And that's probably only the well-known cases.

      Of course, I did point out that accountability was limited, but it does happen. More to the point, no one is going to become accountable for any practice or performance under Linux unless you pay them either.

      But if you are asserting that no one is ever going to successfully sue a commercial OS maker, I don't think I'd take your side in that bet.

      Below we can see a suit against HP in India for them simply abandoning WebOS, which really never even actually took off.
      http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2013-05-13/hardware/39227429_1_webos-touchpad-leo-apotheker

      If someone in the community simply stopped working on their highly touted, FOSS project, do you think they could be sued for that? Forget it. Support isn't just about bugs or security patches, it's also a guarantee that the OS will remain usable or viable so that it can be reliably installed and operated for an extended period of time.

      The threat of suits is a very real threat for commercial products and it happens in every sort of product type. There is zero reason it can't be used against OS'es, except for the fact that OS makers are usually either FOSS types, or gigantic organizations that can crush most attempts.

    48. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'free / not free' argument is meaningless. You will pay for licenses and support from microsoft plus the cost of IT support staff and engineers. You will also pay either support contracts from Redhat, etc... plus IT support staff and engineers or pay more for better IT support staff and engineers and use community supported Linux.

      When all the bills come due, you're going to pay about the same for the same functions and scale regardless of the OS. The curve for the cost of Linux flattens out earlier as you move into the hundreds of servers or very large or widely dispersed infrastructure, but the cost of a competent staff to support Linux is higher.

      It is easier to support Windows with less knowledge and experience, therefore making Windows staff less expensive. In truth, there are probably 10 middling competent Windows engineers for every solidly competent Linux engineer in the marketplace. The linux engineers tend to stay employed longer as well.

      When all you're looking at is the base cost of a software license, or piece of hardware, then you're not looking at the most important, vital and expensive part of the bill; the people.

      Linux admins and engineers I've worked with and around have tended to be problem solvers by nature. Windows admins and engineers I've worked with and around have tended to be implementers by nature. They each have their strengths and weaknesses and you have to pick based on a strong understanding of your company's needs, not must on the flashy marketing tripe from Microsoft or the FLOSS communities.

      TL;DR: In the end, Windows and Linux will cost you the same. Which one is best for your company depends entirely on your company.

    49. Re:Better Idea by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      They've had essentially a monopoly for a long time, and so they've never really had to compete. They're too used to having an average product that customers buy by default. They've always been technically mediocre, even in some of the early days. I think they believe their own marketing and propaganda which leaves them unable to notice their weaknesses.

    50. Re:Better Idea by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Now if they tried to sell Linux as being interoperable, multi-sourced, with no vendor lock in...

    51. Re:Better Idea by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Linux isn't free. I've never met a CEO who wanted to base his/her business on unsupported software. By supported, I mean when something goes down, they want a throat to grab (and sue if things get really bad).

      When you buy a copy of Office for $400 or whatever, you get almost no support. That is just licensing, and that is where the savings are on Linux (to start). Support is on top of that.

      If you have a serious problem on RHEL, I suspect you'll end up getting put in touch with somebody who probably wrote it (or something related), and has the power to change it. You'll probably get hotfixes, public bugtracking, etc. RHEL also has to compete because ANYBODY can take CentOS and sell their own support around it with just as much power to patch/etc as RedHat.

      With MS you can't even look at their bug lists, and you'll have to work your way through endless layers of scripts before you talk to somebody with expertise unless you buy $500k/yr in services. Nobody other than MS can do much to fix their products since they are proprietary. They can maybe provide some first line phone support, but if MS Word has a bug, only MS can fix it - you can't even patch it yourself.

      So, support might be important, but not all support is created equal.

    52. Re:Better Idea by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Please point to where I can download Windows 2003 Enterprise Server for free (and legal). There is no such site.

      For 2003, you should have asked a decade ago... If you'll settle for Windows Server 2012 instead, I can certainly point you to the (non-existent) website:

      http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/server-cloud/windows-server/trial.aspx

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    53. Re:Better Idea by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Oracle Database is free to download and install. Oh you want support for it? Tough luck.
      On the other hand, Microsoft licenses include support to start with, albeit basic. You indeed need to pay extra for the whole 9 yards.

      Saying "Linux is free" is too vague to make a point. You need to say "Linux is free to download and install and use" - and yes I agree with that. However, if you don't factor in additional costs (because we're talking about businesses here), then you're doing it wrong.

      Car analogy: you can win a car at a competitions, but you have to factor in maintenance, because if you're piss poor, you won't afford to maintain it. What do you do if it breaks down? How do you pay taxes for it? Etc.

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    54. Re:Better Idea by war4peace · · Score: 1

      If you're only considering administration, yes. However, the costs skyrocket if you encounter an issue where some deep inner workings of the OS need to be debugged. Admins won't help you there. You might want to get support straight from the source. Furthermore, there are critical environments where your incurred losses due to outages and lack of official support greatly offset the savings. Think "12 hours of outage cost the company more than 5 years of support license".

      I don't even want to start thinking of really critical environments where an outage might cost lives.

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    55. Re:Better Idea by JonJ · · Score: 1

      Red Hat support typically costs more than Microsoft support.

      I highly doubt this. Source please.

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    56. Re:Better Idea by Nyder · · Score: 1

      Well said. I think people who pitch "linux is free" have at best some (indeed free) Linux machines at home or work but never worked in enterprise-grade server software business, nor do they know much about it.

      When you pirate, all software is free. argg!!!!

      Tech support? That shit ain't free. You got to pay for it, one way or another.

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    57. Re:Better Idea by stackOVFL · · Score: 1

      Can you expand on this notion of free. Perhaps with a $20.00?

    58. Re:Better Idea by devent · · Score: 1

      Blub. Of course I mean a full operating system with no strings attached.
      It's like I say here you have the game for free, and you say but here you can download a demo version of my game.

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    59. Re:Better Idea by AquaDuck · · Score: 1

      That's why businesses pay for a support-level agreement. When a problem comes up, it doesn't default to the standard EULA-with-disclaimers. Instead, the terms of the contract apply.

    60. Re:Better Idea by cusco · · Score: 1

      Wow, you've reinvented the wheel, building an equivalent of SMS or Altiris. Congratulations. How many years did it take to develop this system, and what happens if you or whoever manages it gets run over by a bus? Can your company hire someone to replace you if necessary? Custom apps have a very high price in long-term maintainability.

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    61. Re:Better Idea by cusco · · Score: 1

      I don't think most executives really give a rip about maintaining another company's profit level (unless they've invested in it). They're in their positions because they've cultivated an air of infallibility. If they have to start asking their secretary or the helpdesk guy how to do things as they learn a new OS they'll be revealing that they're normal human beings rather than supermen, something quite unacceptable to C-suite execs.

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    62. Re:Better Idea by cusco · · Score: 1

      The end user apps and hardware will mean that no matter when the phantasmagorical "Year of Linux" actually happens Windows is going to be around for a long time. I can pretty much guarantee that Red Hat and Canonical have Windows machines in their buildings. Do you know why? Because they have access control systems, and all the enterprise-class access control systems only install on Windows. Same for most building automation systems. Same with CCTV, except for Exacq (they have a feature-crippled Linux version in addition to their Windows version). Hospitals will not be getting rid of Windows for decades, nor will factories. When you purchase a million dollar MRI scanner or CNC lathe you expect it to last for 20 years, and most of those run under Windows.

      Why is this? Bill Gates gave away BASIC with DOS, because he realized from the beginning that developers drove the need for the operating system. They gave away or deeply discounted student versions of the various iterations of VB. Today there are thousands of Linux programmers, but tens of millions of Windows programmers. That is now beginning to shift with the introduction of applets for iOS and Android, and finally some decent programming interfaces for Linux, but there's a lot of inertia.

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    63. Re:Better Idea by cusco · · Score: 1

      You have paths longer than this?

      123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 123456789 Why on Earth would you do something that ridiculous?

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    64. Re:Better Idea by cusco · · Score: 1

      Putting a pretty interface on BSD worked for Apple. I can see where building something useable to replace Gnome might might make MS some money in the Linux space.

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    65. Re:Better Idea by cusco · · Score: 1

      There is no Linux equivalent to Active Directory, and there isn't one on the horizon either. MS secured themselves a permanent place in the server room with AD's introduction. You're right, GPOs are still lacking (after a decade!), but they're better than the Linux alternative (nothing).

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    66. Re:Better Idea by adolf · · Score: 1

      s/20/30/

    67. Re:Better Idea by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      because the new people won't buy it because the olders HAVE BEEN putting up with crap for 20yrs

    68. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not incorrect, but it takes an awful lot of small companies with a handful of licenses here and there to aggregate up to a number that's significant. A J&J or an XOM, on the other hand, with 50,000 or 100,000 licenses, is what is making up the 70, 80, 90 percent adoption.

    69. Re:Better Idea by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      At the other end of support contract you still only have hired bodies. They might be smart, they might be shit, when it comes to software nobody ever is going to give you a warranty that in case if you find a show-stopper bug it will be fixed within an hour (when it comes to hardware it's a bit easier - you are dealing with basic logistics, not the halting problem).

      And you'd be surprised of the quality of the 'admins' you can hire on the market. Good ones (paid reasonable salary and looked after) will be more than happy to do a proper debug in case of issues and perhaps even pre-emptively go for the sources and verify the code paths that might be a problem in the future (here's one thinking of you, P.M. and A.I. ;))

    70. Re:Better Idea by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      You have never actually used MS SQL Server, haven't you?

    71. Re:Better Idea by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      Gnome is not the problem. X11 is.

  6. What in the world are they thinking? by JDG1980 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Brilliant move! De-emphasize the divisions that bring in the big bucks *and* have a unique advantage over competitors for legacy reasons, while placing even more emphasis on the divisions that lose money and have mediocre market share.

    Seriously, this move by Ballmer is about the direct opposite of what a business in transition should do. I wonder how much longer before the stockholders finally kick him out.

    To a first approximation, Microsoft *is* Windows and Office. That's what keeps everyone locked in. That's what brings in the big volume licenses. Cede that, and the rest of the edifice collapses entirely. Ballmer might not like it, but Microsoft is a software company and lives or dies on desktop software. The truth is that they have to transition to a more mature company model, paying dividends and making a lot fewer splashes. They aren't ever going to be hip and cool and revolutionary. And their customers don't want them to be.

    1. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem is they have historically sacrificed everything for windows desktop. Office could be running on other platforms, but it won't for that reason.

      The OSX version should not even be called office, since it lacks so many corporate features like Excel services.

    2. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes you have to eat your baby before someone else does.

    3. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by stenvar · · Score: 2

      Windows and Office are dying. Microsoft needs to use the remaining revenue they can squeeze from them to start up new division and products without tying them to these dying software systems. So far, almost everything else they have done has failed because it had to be tied to Windows and Office.

    4. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On that note.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY#t=2m03s (George Costanza Does The Opposite)

    5. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      However the problem is that the PC is dying. Now by that statement, I am not saying we are going to have a future with No PC's, but the fact not every person to function in society will need a PC, and the PC will become more specialized to do particular tasks. Much Like the Mainframes, They are not dead, they are still new ones being made, However compared to the 1980's they are no longer needed as much, and are more focused towards massive batch processing jobs, and less from the general computing and server.

      Now Microsoft has made its money off the PC growth. This market has peaked and begging to contract, Now Microsoft will either need to change or shrink or die. Putting less effort in Windows and Office which for the most part are Mature and Stable, and more towards the new stuff which will need more attention to makes sense. People will still buy Windows and Office, but you should move your best minds to areas of growth.

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    6. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by bored · · Score: 1

      Windows and Office are dying

      This is a strong overstatement, if M$ never released another version of windows you would still find windows being installed on new machine 30 years from now. Simply because there are places where its the "one true choice" for any number of reasons. Right now they are loosing a lot of home users, to the tablet market as people discover they don't need a PC to facebook. But users running $NICHE_BUSINESS software or whatever will continue to buy windows even if the desktop license costs go up 10x.

      That is basically the IBM business model, milk a smaller and smaller set of mainframe customers for more money. Which is why its nearly impossible to find numbers on mainframe machine sales, rather its listed as "total installed MIPS" or some other BS that fails to account for the fact that adding CPU's caches a couple years ago gave them a 10x performance improvement per machine, plus selling 5.5Ghz machines helps too.

      The total install base is shrinking, but the workload is increasing slightly. This doesn't account for POWER, where they haven't figured out how to sell machines at 1000x markup over x86 because the customer base is quite capable of porting an AIX application to linux.

    7. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by thoth · · Score: 1

      Brilliant move! De-emphasize the divisions that bring in the big bucks *and* have a unique advantage over competitors for legacy reasons, while placing even more emphasis on the divisions that lose money and have mediocre market share.

      Well, this is the "chain is only as strong as its weakest link" strategy. We'll see how that pans out (in these circumstances)...

    8. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      This is a strong overstatement, if M$ never released another version of windows you would still find windows being installed on new machine 30 years from now.

      We still have a Windows 95 machine kicking around because it has specialised hardware for which drivers are only available for Windows 95 (it might run on 98, but who knows?). But that doesn't help Microsoft make money.

      I tend to agree that they should just have called Windows 7 done, sacked most of the developers and made as much money as possible shipping the same product until it became irrelevant, but that would have been a hard sell internally.

    9. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by stenvar · · Score: 1

      No, I don't think it's a "strong overstatement". The relevant analogy isn't the IBM mainframe business, it's the IBM PC business, where cheaper and better third party alternatives pretty quickly killed IBM's business.

    10. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      To a first approximation, Microsoft *is* Windows and Office.

      Possibly true, but according to Slashdot, the open source versions of an OS and an office suite are so much better, that it's only a matter of time before everyone else agrees. So Microsoft needs to fan out and find new software ventures to try out once selling OS's and office suites are no longer viable.

    11. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by rkhalloran · · Score: 1

      The market is moving to smartphones and tablets, where MS has next-to-zero footprint, Windows 8 is blamed, rightly or not, for the plunge in PC sales. They're Just Another Player in the gaming market (XBox 360 has sold slightly better than PS3 but worse than Wii). BYOD in corporate culture means the lock-in to MS server back-ends actually becomes a barrier to entry. The Elop move has steered a major handset maker into the rocks. Yet Ballmer wants to double-down on Windows/Office and bulk up the Xbox group, which was a loss leader until very recently. The only reason he's still CEO is his friendship with BillG, who holds a big chunk of shares.

    12. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Just like no one would start a business today to compete with IBMs mainframe business, no one would start a business today to compete with Windows on PCs. While the growth of the PC market is done, much like the mainframe market it's never going away as a steady-state need. Those PCs will continue to mostly have Windows, whatever the fate of tablets and phones might be.

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    13. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS is also Exchange and SQL.

    14. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by metamatic · · Score: 1

      This is a strong overstatement, if M$ never released another version of windows you would still find windows being installed on new machine 30 years from now.

      I don't know about that. In the 1970s, CP/M was as dominant as Windows was in the 1990s. When's the last time you saw CP/M being installed on a new machine?

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    15. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by LordThyGod · · Score: 1

      MS is also Exchange and SQL.

      That's only half true.

    16. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by bored · · Score: 1

      third party alternatives pretty quickly killed IBM's business.

      IBM is busy trying to spin off their x86 server business, storage business/etc. What is the one they you don't hear them talking about selling?

      IBM's mainframe business is the model for the rest of the company. The margins are huge, where else can you charge 6 and 7 figure sums for yearly maintenance on an OS, much less all the other stuff that goes with it.

    17. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by bored · · Score: 1

      CP/M didn't have the kind of business backing or vendor lock that the mainframe customers did in the business space. Banks, airlines, etc didn't base their company processes around them. The people running wordstar, visicalc, etc all had alternative platforms the products ran on. So, as CP/M died (or was killed depending on perspective) everyone just moved their files to alternative platforms. Plus, it was pretty easy to move to an apple ][ or especially PC from CP/M because of the emulator cards that were everywhere. I actually still have a bootable CP/M board for my Apple ][+.

      Anyway, some it also seems to be the fact that the customer base was more reliant on COTS type software packages rather than custom programming. The machines were to expensive for the hacker types, and to wimpy for the "serious business/system" programmer.

      Windows is a much harder platform to emulate right now. That may not be the case in 10 years, maybe wine reactos, or some pure virtualization solution will replace it. But I doubt it, unless every application vendor ports their app to android and makes it functional I don't see that happening. Right now I have hardware/software that won't run in vista/7 because the vendor hasn't released anything since the windows 2k days.

    18. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by stenvar · · Score: 1

      What is the one they you don't hear them talking about selling?

      The PC business, because they already sold that long ago.

      IBM's mainframe business is the model for the rest of the company. The margins are huge, where else can you charge 6 and 7 figure sums for yearly maintenance on an OS, much less all the other stuff that goes with it.

      Yes, but Microsoft Windows is more like IBM's old attempt at a PC monopoly, not like IBM's mainframe business.

    19. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ballmer is the closer, they don't care. There is a new weirdness (incompetence/greed) going on in some American companies, where they don't care anymore, the last guy gets his and that is it we bail on the business. You fill in the reason why, it should be obvious though, just study Kodak.

    20. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by bored · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Microsoft Windows is more like IBM's old attempt at a PC monopoly, not like IBM's mainframe business.

      I don't think so, the day Compaq released a legal PC clone that ran 99% of the same software that the IBM PC. IBM lost any "PC monopoly" they might have had. They tried to regain it with microchannel on the PS/2 but microchannel was just as easily replaced and I can't think of a single micochannel card that didn't have similar functionality on ISA/EISA or eventually VLB. Not that the PC was anywhere near a monopoly before the mid 80s and the bazillion clones. So really, IBM never had a PC monopoly.

      No so with windows, the closest thing to a windows clone is reactos which still can't run the majority of PC applications without some serious finger crossing or hacking.

    21. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by stenvar · · Score: 1

      No so with windows, the closest thing to a windows clone is reactos which still can't run the majority of PC applications without some serious finger crossing or hacking.

      You can't take a Windows app and run it somewhere else, but many developers simply use tools that let them target multiple platforms with little additional effort.

    22. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree that they should just have called Windows 7 done, sacked most of the developers and made as much money as possible shipping the same product until it became irrelevant, but that would have been a hard sell internally.

      They don't have to kill the entire project team and milk it until it dies. They can just aim more for evolutionary than revolutionary improvement and continue the line. They can probably cut costs somewhat in the process, but they probably make so much money on Windows, why put the whole franchise at risk to save a few million a year? That is the kind of MBA thinking that drives me nuts. I've seen companies take products with HUGE margins and then nickel and dime the manufacturing process until they're no longer able to reliably supply the market. The result is that they save millions and lose billions. Shaving an extra 30 cents on a $200 product with a $150 margin is penny wise and pound foolish unless it has basically no risk at all. If you're selling a commodity like low-grade toilet paper it makes more sense.

      MS is failing to understand their market with this decision. The people who are keeping them rich don't want a revolution, even if they ask for it. The reason they use Windows/Office is because it has had a stable history going back 20+ years now with easy transition plans and long support timelines (I'm sure Win8 still supports non-USB floppy drives). Sure, dealing with cruft is annoying and bugs the purists, but they're making a FORTUNE because they've done just this.

      Every time they talk about dropping legacy support or massive changes all I hear is a company that isn't content to merely make billions throw it all away on a gamble. By all means do experimental work on the side and try to create new markets/etc with new products, or optional functionality on your existing products. Offer the Metro interface as an option, by all means, and see if it goes anywhere. You're making billions - you can afford to burn a few million on the occasional MS Bob. However, you don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

      You don't see Google saying that they're going to drop their search engine so that they can focus more on their tablet designs.

    23. Re:What in the world are they thinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XBox brings:

      * 15% margins vs. 60% margins from Office/Windows
      * ~50% of total revenues
      * A limited size gaming market compared to the size of corporate IT
      * Only became profitable recently after 10 years of losses
      * Isn't guarantee to STAY profitable in the future

      In terms of ROI, that means XBox is not a contender to replace Windows/Office as cash cow. It would be better to spin it off instead.

  7. Ballmer's delivery services... by telchine · · Score: 4, Funny

    [Steve Ballmer's] objective is to help the company move toward becoming a "devices and services company,"

    Maybe he can deliver me a chair?

    1. Re:Ballmer's delivery services... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Wait, so Ballmer wants to make MS a company that sells things MS has a terrible reputation for?

    2. Re:Ballmer's delivery services... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Maybe he can deliver me a chair?

      Wow, what quick service! I'm impressed already.

    3. Re:Ballmer's delivery services... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Steve Ballmer's] objective is to help the company move toward becoming a "devices and services company,"

      Maybe he can deliver me a chair?

      Steve Jobs would Monitor that situation for you!

    4. Re:Ballmer's delivery services... by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      Ballmer's idea of delivering a chair is about like Ace Ventura delivering a package.

  8. MS biggest reorganization by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ballmer: "Guys, MS will live its biggest reorganization ever: I resign."

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    1. Re:MS biggest reorganization by war4peace · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wishful thinking. If I had moderator points, I would be torn between Funny and Insightful.

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  9. wouldn't it make sense.. by gl4ss · · Score: 0

    to wait until the sw business is actually in the ditch before burying it?

    besides - they're not going to be making the devices - they're going to be writing sw for them. it's not like they're going to be a soc company.
    their "services" are pretty much all sw. what makes their devices theirs is just sw too.

    the only reorg ms needs is to ditch ballmer(and couple of other guys like whoever is responsible for bringing zune legacy to FUCKING DESKTOP FJAySDJFiasOJF IaSD FPOVaO PFAAAAAAAAAARGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!.

    ok, fun fact: metro shit both on and off the phones is all legacy from zune. obviously that has been such a huge success that's the way to go!

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  10. Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wake me when this re-org involves a future without Balmer. That man needs to go.
    Hell, even bring Gates back to the helm.

  11. Why is Ballmer still CEO? by Galaga88 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a naive individual with little to no business knowledge or training, could somebody please explain how Steve Ballmer is still CEO of Microsoft?

    What knowledge is the board of directors privy to that the entire rest of the world isn't that has kept him employed for so long?

    I *must* be overlooking something to explain how somebody could so completely mismanage Microsoft to the point of irrelevancy and still work there.

    1. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Because he was grandfathered in. The guy has no technical or business knowledge and the only reason he has anything to do with Microsoft is because he was lucky enough to have known Bill Gates and Paul Allen when they were forming the company.

    2. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      As a naive individual with little to no business knowledge or training, could somebody please explain how Steve Ballmer is still CEO of Microsoft?

      A literal interpretation of your sentence is that you are asking someone with little to no business knowledge or training to answer your questions.

      (Which is probably what you'll get on Slashdot.)

      What knowledge is the board of directors privy to that the entire rest of the world isn't that has kept him employed for so long?

      Maybe it's something that *he* knows about the Board of Directors.

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    3. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by sjbe · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a naive individual with little to no business knowledge or training, could somebody please explain how Steve Ballmer is still CEO of Microsoft?

      I would surmise it is a combination of the following:

      * Balmer is among the largest shareholders in the company and good buddies with his predecessor who is the largest shareholder and Chairman
      *Microsoft has a relatively unimpressive and compliant board largely hand picked by Bill Gates and Balmer
      *The fact that despite their problems the company remains hugely profitable which makes it harder for the board to complain even if they were inclined to do so.
      *The company's large market cap and strong cash position make them a very unattractive target for a buyout and difficult for activist investors
      *There are credible rumors that Balmer culls potential rivals within the company

      I'm sure there are other reasons but those are probably among the bigger reasons.

    4. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because, under Baller, Microsoft has made record profits most years. When you're running a company that is making insane amounts of money the share holders like you. Why is it that nerds find that so hard to understand? Baller is an uncharismatic tool who makes terrible technology choices, but he is making huge piles of money for the investors. That is what they want. That is why he is still CEO.

    5. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Massive stock holdings. He's IIRC the second largest stock holder in Microsoft.

    6. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Microsoft needs to hire Ballmer a personal chauffeur to drive him around. Hans Reiser would be the perfect man for the job. He's tanned, rested and experienced.

      They also should buy him a house . . . right next to John McAfee would be perfect. That seems to have worked before . . .

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    7. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by Cassini2 · · Score: 2

      Microsoft is very cleverly following the Harkonnen plan from Dune. Under pressure from the government, Bill Gates needed to leave Microsoft. As such, Harkonnen's brought in "The Beast Rabban" (Steve Balmer).

      Rabban's job was to so badly mismanage everything, that anything would be preferable to the continued domination of Steve Balmer. Then, at the appointed moment, Bill Gates can be brought back to rescue Microsoft and save Dune. The regulators will accept Bill Gates, because anything is better than Windows 8.

      The problem with the Harkonnen plan is that the Harkonnens assume that only they control the Spice of Earnings - Microsoft Windows and Office. However, secretly, there is growing competition, in the form of the Fremen (free men). These free men believe in open software and exist in vast numbers.

      So far, the Harkonnen's have discredited the Fremen leaders - Richard Stalman and Linus Torvalds - by accusing them of being bearded men. However, a legion of newly trained Fremen, familiar with the open source wierding way, have secretly slipped Linux onto billions of small square Android devices. These Android devices are scattered all over, like grains of sand in the dessert.

      What is the plan for these Android devices? Will the people be free? Will the Harkonnen plan work? Will another power arise?

      Stay tuned ...

    8. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by RDW · · Score: 1

      ...like grains of sand in the dessert.

      I hate it when that happens. Ruins the picnic every time.

    9. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 just plain weird

    10. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, and he is both rich and hence influential.

    11. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rich and influential because he happened to know two men who had the ability to do something. Out of Bill Gates, Paul Allen and Steve Ballmer, only Steve would be historically interchangeable with anyone else without affecting Microsoft's success.

    12. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      Because, under Baller, Microsoft has made record profits most years. When you're running a company that is making insane amounts of money the share holders like you. Why is it that nerds find that so hard to understand? Baller is an uncharismatic tool who makes terrible technology choices, but he is making huge piles of money for the investors. That is what they want. That is why he is still CEO.

      If Microsoft is doing so great, why the talk of reorg?

    13. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      So far, the Harkonnen's have discredited the Fremen leaders - Richard Stalman and Linus Torvalds - by accusing them of being bearded men. .

      Since when did Linus have a beard?

    14. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by aurum42 · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh :)

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    15. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

      When Microsoft marketing attacks Linux, they tend to use half-truths ...

    16. Re:Why is Ballmer still CEO? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      > As a naive individual with little to no business knowledge or training, could somebody please explain how Steve Ballmer is still CEO of Microsoft?

      Board members are too afraid of flying chairs to vote him out.

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  12. Bearing in mind by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

    Bearing in mind the IT Market is constantly shifting if they carry on the way they have then they are pinning their hopes on Intel/AMD bringing out the next range of processors at 30Ghz. Its not likely to happen. They never capitalised properly on the mobile space although they have a long history with Mobile Phone OS's. No doubt whatever they do they'll keep up their long history of pissing on the hand that feeds them :(

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  13. Mis-titled Article by fortunatus · · Score: 4, Informative

    This article did not discuss the reorganization plans. Instead it whined and complained about Microsoft's poor sales performance.

    1. Re:Mis-titled Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They misspelled half the product names so a misleading title makes sense.

      This is one of the worst articles I've ever read.

    2. Re:Mis-titled Article by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Maybe... there are no plans to speak of?

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    3. Re:Mis-titled Article by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      That's one reason why you're not supposed to read The Fine Article.

      Surely, you have been around long enough to know this.

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  14. in your dreams by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Nobody would ever buy the Xbox division because nobody is going to buy the new Xbox. It's such an utter disaster, they might as well just sell their Xbox line to Sony for $0 because that's what they're effectively doing. They're handing them 100% of their profits and killing the product line. Who the hell is going to buy a device that spies on you with a camera and mic 24/7 even when it's turned off, records your apparent moods, doesn't play movies when too many people are in the room, doesn't play used games easily, and doesn't offer anything of value over the previous Xbox. I guarantee you it won't sell more than 1 million units ever.

    What MS needs to do is cancel Windows 8.1, make 8.1 or 9 not suck, and release it. Then concentrate on a separate mobile OS or just say fuck it and develop office 2013 for Android and iOS. That'll make them some money.

    1. Re:in your dreams by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Wishful thinking. No one ever went broke from underestimating the taste of the American public. I do hope xbox one is a massive failure. I don't really believe it, though.

    2. Re:in your dreams by BillCable · · Score: 1

      There are ardent brand loyalists who will buy one no matter what, but based on everything I've read the reaction to Xbox One's feature set has been nearly catastrophic. I don't think it's outside the realm of possibilities for the console to be an abject failure. I think fewer than a million sold is unlikely, but it could do worse than GameCube numbers.

    3. Re:in your dreams by war4peace · · Score: 2

      Your post is so full of urban myths, disinformation and wrong assumptions, that the only true words I could find were "the", "or", "who", "a" and "and".

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  15. 360/365 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Office 360... so they're building in 5 days of planned outages per year now?

    1. Re:360/365 by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a pretty good improvement on the existing track record!

  16. Get Your Re-Org Boots On by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

    with Microsoft is because he was lucky enough to have known Bill Gates and Paul Allen

    Right, and the board must feel that if they get rid of the 'original team' facet, the stock price will suffer. It's incredibly short sighted - in the long run the founders are dead, so they have to do it sometime unless they're planning to have Bill Gates's head in a jar run the company. But public companies rarely do 'long-term'.

    In the meantime, get your re-org boots on, Microsofties.

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    1. Re:Get Your Re-Org Boots On by cusco · · Score: 1

      While there is occasionally speculation (wishful thinking, actually) of Gates coming back and reinvigorating the company like Steve Jobs did, it's extremely unlikely. He's busy with the Foundation, and apparently quite content with that role. My own unfounded speculation is that he realizes that while MS changed the technology and business worlds, the Foundation is changing the part that really matters, the lives of people worldwide. I think that in a century the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation will be better remembered than Microsoft will be.

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    2. Re:Get Your Re-Org Boots On by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that MS was not exactly good during the Gates era either. My personal favorite is the MS OS/2 2.0 fiasco, but of course that is not the only one.

  17. Not for those wages. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Microsoft can't get qualified people here in the States and the H1-B limits are inhibiting growth.

    Microsoft can't get qualified people willing to work for sub-par wages here in the States.

    H1-B limits are explicitly in place to prevent the dilution of the skilled labor market. We have the people, but they want paid a fair wage. MS and the like want the labor but don't want to pay for it when they can get it from India for cheaper. BUT Indian quality is shit, so they want to bring them here, hire them, drive the "prevailing wage" down a percentage point at a time, and then when the prevailing wage is sufficiently low in a few years they'll be able to hire low cost high skilled American labor.

    It's basically the same concept as negging a girl into dating you.

  18. "Devices and services company" by kheldan · · Score: 2

    So long, Microsoft. Wonder who we'll be getting our OS from shortly after you go bankrupt?

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    1. Re:"Devices and services company" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So long, Microsoft. Wonder who we'll be getting our OS from shortly after you go bankrupt?

      That's pretty obvious:
        - Apple will take the Mid-range Desktop.
        - Google and the various low-end PC makers will crank out Android and other Linux derivatives (Chromebooks, crap laptops, tablets) in the low-end. [Apple will still control most of the premium stuff in the low-end via the tablet market]
        - Geeks and specialists will use Linux and BSD derivatives for servers and high-end workstations.

      Expect the desktop hardware market to shrink in favour of lots of "appliances" (devices with no maintenance, throw it and buy a new one [consumerism++]) for most people. It won't be the end of the world (FOSS will still exist, open platforms will still exist for anyone who wants one), but the grass won't be any greener than it is in the present either.

    2. Re:"Devices and services company" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care as long as i can actually Read The Fucking Man-pages

    3. Re:"Devices and services company" by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Assuming M$ did go bankrupt, do you think someone would buy up the Windows IP and try to keep it going? Would seem to be an obvious move to make.

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    4. Re:"Devices and services company" by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Same places I got mine starting several years ago. Canonical, Mint, RedHat, Puppy. Never looked back, although I can't decide which I like best.... Hasta la Vista, Microsoft!

    5. Re:"Devices and services company" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP, it's largest Wintel HW vendor, passed the buck to Microsoft 10 years ago to be it's sole source for SW R&D. I'm wondering how that's going to work now that Microsoft is no longer a software company. :-p America selling its technology ability and command down the river again and hollowing out so more. Sad to watch but at least we still have Samsung and Apple (oh wait, we only have Apple).

  19. Reorgs are internal by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Reorgs are rarely the result of or for the benefit of external factors and market pressures. Reorgs exist for two key reasons: inertia and political infighting. Inertia is when senior management gives up on trying to fix unfixable problems and resorts to throwing all the moving pieces in the air and hoping something works. Political infighting is self evident - just turf wars and stepping all over each other for personal gain. First the senior managers try to push specific underlings out of their jobs - and we've seen that already. The leaderless orgs are war-booty for whomever's left. The great think about reorgs is that they're addictive. Companies can avoid them for years but the first time they do one it's like crack. They can't stop and every year or two there will be another and another as the company becomes increasingly paranoid, inward focused, inefficient and floundering.

    To all the MS haters out there this is a good thing it signals the beginning of the end of MS. Wouldn't even shock me if Mao Tse Bill is dragged back in.

    1. Re:Reorgs are internal by cusco · · Score: 1

      MS has had the re-org addiction for most of a decade. Company I worked for put security in a building, a re-org happened and the building got handed to a new group higher in the pecking order. We ripped everything out and redid it while the building was being re-remodeled, before it was occupied for even a day. Since then the building has changed groups at least twice more.

      I think that MS is probably going to try to reorient themselves toward cloud operations. They're putting up data centers as fast as they can pour concrete, and there's no way that XBox Live and Office 360 is going to use that much capacity. My guess is that they want to compete with Amazon Web Services, but that's just my opinion.

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  20. The first change.. by vondiggity · · Score: 1

    Should be him retiring and leaving the company. He's mismanaged Microsoft badly ever since Bill Gates left.

    1. Re:The first change.. by harperska · · Score: 1

      I would argue that he has in fact mismanaged Microsoft quite well. I have never seen anybody do a better job at mismanaging a company.

    2. Re:The first change.. by vondiggity · · Score: 1

      I would argue that he has in fact mismanaged Microsoft quite well. I have never seen anybody do a better job at mismanaging a company.

      Oops, some bad wording on my behalf. But you are correct, such bad management is indeed a rarity in such large companies.

  21. He puts too much faith in that guy. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > "Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmerappears to be planning a major reorganization"

    I'm going to guess he's going to reorganize everyone except the guy who decided on "let others innovate then play me too-ism" as a business model.

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  22. Article Is Garbage by organgtool · · Score: 1

    A new xBox was launched on May 21. Unfortunately, like all digital markets, gaming is moving increasingly mobile, and consoles show all the signs of going the way of desktop computers

    This guy clearly has no idea what he is talking about. First of all, the new XBox was announced on May 21, not launched. Secondly, yes mobile gaming is increasing due to the popularity of smartphones and tablets, but true gamers aren't going to be flocking to play a new Call of Duty on their smartphone. The next generation of consoles may not sell as well as the last generation of consoles, but that doesn't mean that the new XBox is doomed. If anything, it's possible that Microsoft may be able to gain ground in the console market since the Wii U is doing so poorly.

    xBox might have had a future as an enterprise networking hub, but so far Kinnect has not even been marketed as a tool for business, and it has not yet incorporated the full network functionality (such as Skype) necessary to succeed at creating a new market against competitors like Cisco.

    Microsoft has clearly stated that Skype will be heavily integrated into the new XBox and this will be their attempt to gain traction in that market. I imagine if it gains the traction they're hoping for, then expanding a PC version of Kinect with Skype functionality would certainly be possible, especially due to the network effect and Microsoft has already stated their intention on doing exactly that.

    Thankfully, after more than a decade losing money, xBox reached break-even recently. However, its margins are only 15%, compared with historical Microsoft margins of 60% in “core” products.

    There are very few companies that can claim margins of 60% on their core products. And 15% margins aren't terribly bad.

    As consumers, suppliers and investors, we like the idea of a near-monopoly

    Speak for yourself! The only group of people that might like a near-monopoly in software platforms are software developers since it would require porting their software to fewer platforms, but as a consumer I absolutely want choice and not a "near-monopoly".

    Look, I'm not trying to say that the future looks completely positive for Microsoft. They are certainly facing their share of steep, uphill battles and they've done everything possible to put themselves in that position. But things are far from settled in the computing market and despite the fact that they face increasing competition, they're not completely out of the game yet. The upcoming Haswell processors from Intel will allow tablets running a full version of Windows to compete better against ARM-based tablets that run alternative OSes with apps of limited functionality. And an increase in tablet sales with Windows 8 could spur more interest in smartphones with Windows Phone 8 due to their similarities. Sure, that's a lot of "ifs" and I'm certainly no fan of Microsoft, but I don't think they're as screwed as this article is making them out to be.

    1. Re:Article Is Garbage by sangreal66 · · Score: 1

      The article is based almost entirely on rumors and bad information, but that's what you get from these "Forbes Contributor" articles. They're not from the Forbes staff, they're basically a curated set of blogs hosted by Forbes.

    2. Re:Article Is Garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      true gamers aren't going to be flocking to play a new Call of Duty on their smartphone

      Tomorrow, no. A few years from now? Maybe. Consoles are currently on a 6-year cycle. Smartphones are on a 6-month cycle. The console launched today must compete against the next dozen generations of handhelds.

      Display technology (and gaming horsepower requirements) have been at a standstill compared to the amount of computing power that smartphones (and smart tvs) get each generation. It's reasonable to question the viability of consoles.

  23. OS support actually does work by Chirs · · Score: 3, Funny

    We have a paid relationship with a Linux OS vendor. When we find problems we file bugs into their system, and they generally *do* get addressed. Not always as fast as we'd like or in the exact way that we'd like, but they do get attention.

    1. Re:OS support actually does work by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      Well that's the point, Linux is no longer "free" in that situation.

      In any event, a more telling comparison is how the payment is done. If I wanted to stop paying for Red Hat support, I can still use Red Hat for new and existing installs, I'd just lose support calls and RHN. Or I could simply convert to CentOS.

      If I stopped paying for Windows, I could use existing entitlements, but I couldn't buy any new ones without dishing out cash.

      Additionally, Windows is a pile of garbage that I wouldn't install as server even if it was free, although to be fair, I'd still take a Windows desktop over a Linux one for my workstation. Of course, that says more about how annoying I still find Linux desktops, than it does about any redeeming features of Windows.

    2. Re:OS support actually does work by devent · · Score: 1

      > Well that's the point, Linux is no longer "free" in that situation.

      Whatever. The power for the server is not free too. So you could say: Because my server is using power Linux is no longer free.
      Or my sysadmin have to drink coffee to install Linux and since coffee is not free, Linux is not free.
      You see what a straw man point that is?

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    3. Re:OS support actually does work by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      No, I don't see anything of the sort. You're just making a poor comparison. Power is a least common denominator item here. You could actually subtract power from the equation because, at worst, power costs are mostly a function of hardware efficiency and at best, they're completely OS agnostic. If I thought that Linux could save me on my power bills, I'd definitely include it in this comparison. As it is, power costs based on OS are probably very close to one another, so I can toss out power as something I need to address.

      The things that tend to differentiate OSes are features, compatibility, stability, and support. Therefore, any items where a cost is associated with them have to be added to the "cost" of operating that OS. Therefore, I cannot call Linux "free to operate in an enterprise environment" in a comparison with Windows, because support is pretty much obligatory, and Linux support is more assuredly not free. If you don't see that, then you are going to be in for a nasty surprise if you ever manage become an operations manager/director for an enterprise of any size.

    4. Re:OS support actually does work by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yes, Linux is free in that situation: the product itself is free, but you have to pay for support.

      To make an annoying car analogy, it's like a car that a company gives away for free, but which you have the option to pay for a support and maintenance contract. If anything goes wrong with the car, you call them up and they fix it, tow it, give you a loaner, etc. However, if you don't want to spend any money, you can take the free car and fix it yourself, though you may need to spend money on parts. Which you choose depends on your needs, abilities, and finances.

    5. Re:OS support actually does work by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Since when does "free" mean "free to operate in an enterprise environment".

      It's free in that you pay $0 to buy it.

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    6. Re:OS support actually does work by devent · · Score: 1

      It's the same shit like Microsoft "Gets The Facts" campaign.
      Or the stupid "comparisons" where the end result is that Windows Server is cheaper then a Linux server.

      I think there are some people (business people and marketing drones mostly) that cannot think that there is really a full blown enterprise ready operating system for free. (aka zero cost), So they invent some arguments "but but in enterprise you need support, so it's not free".

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    7. Re:OS support actually does work by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      Faster then Microsoft! I actually have a server right now where Windows WILL NOT install on to it and Microsoft if basically giving us the F u response.

  24. MS Languages and platforms a dead end by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    VB6 migration path to VB.net: Fuck you. Recode.
    Winforms to Web: Fuck you. Recode.
    Silverlight to WPF: Fuck you. Recode.
    WPF to anything:Take a guess.
    Microsoft Office interface: Fuck you. Retrain.
    Windows interface: Fuck you. Retrain.
    Old Windows phone: Fuck you.
    New Windows phone: Maybe we'll let your app on our store, and by the way. Fuck you.

    Why anybody, at this point, would invest *any* time in any windows language or platform is beyone me. Think Android. Think iOS.

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    1. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1
      You left Visual FoxPro out. I have the same felling about Microsoft development tools/language since they VB6 to VB.net.

    2. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      Why anybody, at this point, would invest *any* time in any windows language or platform is beyone me. Think Android. Think iOS.

      But aren't all of your points even stronger when going from any of those starting states to an iOS or Android solution? Plus, don't be surprised if iOS changes its interface soon.

    3. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by meowgoesthecat · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a person who doesn't know what they are talking about!

      My most recent project was converting a software product, a several hundred-thousand lines of code product, from VB6 to VB.net. Of that, only about a thousand lines of code had to be recoded. Maybe your experience is only with software so poorly written that a refactor/recode strategy is the best solution to begin with?

      Winforms to Web? This one sticks out like a sore thumb. Have you ever engineered software with a Microsoft technology? I think you mean Winforms to WPF... If changing to a ribbon requires significant training where you work, I'm sorry to hear that you work with idiots.

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    4. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by JBMcB · · Score: 2

      You're missing some:

      32-bit to 64-bit ADO.NET drivers (they finally relented and released the 64-bit Access 2010 engine that gives you a few, but that was five years after your 32-bit SQL module completely broke in 64-bit SQL 2005)

      SQL Server 2000 -> 2005: When automatically creating object change scripts, the code created in 2005 breaks in 2000 due to system object reorganization, with no backwards compatibility in 2005. Nice.

      Flight Simulator (way to kill an immensely popular franchise)
      Mechwarrior (Ditto)
      Live Messenger (Skype is NOT a replacement, Lync is but it's not free) .NET 1.1 -> .NET 2: You wouldn't think this is a big deal, but semi-random and seemingly arbitrary namespace changes make it so
      Word 2003 -> Word 2007: Looks fine to the end user, but they needlessly rename objects in the file so your document management system breaks when it, say, tries to update a header
      Outlook Express: Helpfully replaced with "Mail" in Vista, which has 1/10th of the features. Mail was then replaced with "Live Mail" which has even fewer features.

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    5. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VB6: Still works
      Winforms: Still works
      Silverlight: Still works
      WPF: Still works

      Office/Windows interface... whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa, I can't learn how to use a different layout... whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      Windows Phones: these genuinely suck.

    6. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      actually, you've reminded me of others:

      LINQ2SQL -> EF: fuck you.
      (That was EF 3.5, the version that sucked. EF4 sucked less. EF5... they say its fine, but they said that about the last 2 versions too)

      Any native DB technology (yes, that include Jet, ADO, DAO, RDO, OLEDB, etc) -> ODBC. Yes, they finally realised all those crappy DB access technologies they came up with every other year were all crap. And so they standardise on 1: ODBC. You'd think they'd learn that old tech that's still around is usually good tech. Take the hint with all your other software technologies MS.

      Outlook 2013 todo pane: this used to tell you tomorrow's meetings, but no longer.. awesome failure of basic usability. Not to mention the choice of colours: white, bright white, or eyeburning white.

      Hotmail.com, replaced with outlook.com and such a complex page it takes minutes to load, then happily ignores clicks until its refreshed itself a few times.

    7. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Most of the VB6 projects I've had to recode in the past for clients were written by numerous people at various times, and at varying levels of skill. Moreover, most of *those* people knew they'd be gone in 6 months to the next job or back to India. They didn't care. Welcome to the real world.

      As for Winforms, the clients wanted ASP, not WPF. At the time I did the consult with them, they considered .xbap to be a kind of bad joke. I can't claim to disagree much, however feel free to point me to a commercial .xbap web application in the wild, if you can find one.

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    8. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Think iOS.

      True. Apple never discontinues APIs or things like that. They're very good about that. Just ask Adobe.

    9. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by kimvette · · Score: 0

      Wow, that's surprisingly similar to their recovery and optimization articles:

      * Your Windows install is getting slow because of registry and MFT bloat? Fuck you. Reformat and reinstall.
      * What do you mean provide decent defrag utilities to fix the above? See answer above (Fuck you, in case you missed it!)
      * WinSxS is bloated to 8GB after spyware hit you and you want to clean it up? Fuck you. Reformat and reinstall.
      * Exchange Info Store won't remount? Fuck you. Reinstall and restore.
      * Can't restore because Microsoft Backup (and its variants) is what fucked it up in the first place? Fuck you. Reinstall, and good luck to ya. Oh, and did we say fuck you? What we really meant was fuck you with a nice splintery anthrax-covered baseball bat.
      * M$ SQL won't remount? Fuck you. Reinstall and restore.
      * Microsoft Exchange won't send or receive email? Fuck you. Reinstall. (BTW we won't tell you the correct solution is editing a reg key to reenable IPv6 because the UI (and the CLI) is fucked up and won't fix it even though it appears enabled, Exchange is hard-coded to use IPv6 localhost for internal tasks.)
      * Windows (MSDN build) refuses to activate, and you have to call the craptivation line and wait on hold for 20 minutes only to be scolded by the rep for having more than one instance installed, at which point you have to explain MSDN to the dimwit and be placed on hold for an additional ten minutes then finally get your activation key? Fuck You.
      * You multi-boot and need to repair Windows without wiping out your boot loader? Be glad we didn't dd if=/dev/zero your commie OS partitions. Oh, and by the way: Fuck you.
      * You complain that many if not most non-kernel Windows updates require reboots, but other OSes don't? Fuck you, and don't you dare consider such required "Maintenance Windows" as downtime.
      * USB reenumerates your mouse, printer, USB drive, etc. as a new unknown device when you plug it into a different port, even though every other OS behaves sanely? The reason for that is Fuck You!!

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    10. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, Verity Stob wrote about this years ago - around 2001. I believe you're talking about the Microsoft API du jour.

    11. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      Why anybody, at this point, would invest *any* time in any windows language or platform is beyone me. Think Android. Think iOS.

      But aren't all of your points even stronger when going from any of those starting states to an iOS or Android solution? Plus, don't be surprised if iOS changes its interface soon.

      as surprising it is, it is not the same kind of situation. even if they change the ui look it's still just kind of win98->windows xp move which is one of the ms cases of not "fuck you, recode" for everything.

      if you had a c/c++ backend for your program it was not a "fuck you, recode" situation even when you moved to ios on the day they allowed programs on it - neither to android. point is that apart from the ui moving from windows ce to either android or ios is less of a fuck you than moving to windows phone!

      how do you think they managed to bring GTA III to both ios and android with relative ease, yet trying to port it for windows phone would be just plain madness?

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    12. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by yuhong · · Score: 1

      What is funny about VB6/VBA is that MS did the work to port VBA to 64-bit for Office 2010, but refused to create a new version of Classic VB based on it or even license it to other vendors (in fact, they stopped accepting new licensees for VBA back in mid-2007).

    13. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Ah, Jet and Access. It ended up being such a disaster (remember the SQL Server/MDAC team trying to deprecate Jet?) that the Access team forked it into ACE.

    14. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this not a troll? How is this different to other platforms and languages that change?

    15. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Winforms to Web: Fuck you. Recode.

      You are changing a desktop application to a web application and you want to do this without recoding?

      Silverlight to WPF: Fuck you. Recode.

      You want to port a browser app to desktop? It wouldn't be much work. not sure what you are expecting or if you're implying this is something you'd be forced to do.

      Microsoft Office interface: Fuck you. Retrain.
      Windows interface: Fuck you. Retrain.

      Users need to retrain when interfaces change. I don't think this is Microsoft specific.

      New Windows phone: Maybe we'll let your app on our store, and by the way. Fuck you.

      This is different to the other app stores?

    16. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      And how could we all forget te all but abandoned VBS which started crashing so often that we were forced to move to the syntactic abomination of Powershell (or Powerhell, as we call it in my office).

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    17. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by rizole · · Score: 1
    18. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      While in general it takes a lot of work to move between different APIs on Windows, there is one thing that REALLY keeps Windows entrenched: they support their APIs almost forever.

      Sure, it takes a lot of work to migrate VB6 to VB.net, but an app written in VB6 works just fine in Win8. Heck, an application for Win 3.1 will probably work reasonably well in Win8 as long as it followed the specs at the time - certainly any Win95 app would.

      Their non-desktop environments don't provide this kind of backwards compatibility (I think), and guess what - nobody wants to use them.

      The reason you deploy Win7 on your brand new corporate PC and not OSX is because Win7 can still run the accounting software you built in the 90s which is held together with rubber bands, or the $500k X-Ray machine that still lives in a world of 8.3 filenames. Windows doesn't eliminate the need to rewrite software, but it does generally eliminate the need to rewrite it all at once.

    19. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because Apple has never abandoned platforms in the past requiring recoding. I don't know why anyone would want to learn a Microsoft language like C# that is supported by Unity 3D, Mono, etc. You could find a lot of platforms that progress and render old version obsolete. Because Microsoft covers a lot of technology, you can find a lot of examples.

    20. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Let's not talk about USB drives when trying to make Linux look good - my external USB drives jump all over the place in Ubuntu.

    21. Re:MS Languages and platforms a dead end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VB6 migration path to VB.net: Fuck you. Recode.
      Winforms to Web: Fuck you. Recode.
      Silverlight to WPF: Fuck you. Recode.
      WPF to anything:Take a guess.
      Microsoft Office interface: Fuck you. Retrain.
      Windows interface: Fuck you. Retrain.
      Old Windows phone: Fuck you.
      New Windows phone: Maybe we'll let your app on our store, and by the way. Fuck you.

      Why anybody, at this point, would invest *any* time in any windows language or platform is beyone me. Think Android. Think iOS.

      This has been my experience as well. 23 years of getting screwed.
      well, 18 years, as 5 years ago I stopped being pro MS.

  25. Balmer should retire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he really wants to help M$.

  26. Re:The circle of lifen by intermodal · · Score: 5, Informative

    I don't think IBM should take your insults lying down. IBM knew when to shift. They may not be high-profile in the PC world anymore, but they've certainly spun off their product lines to companies that could handle them. Meanwhile, IBM themselves haven't exactly disappeared. A quick cut-and-paste from Wikipedia: "In 2012, Fortune ranked IBM the #2 largest U.S. firm in terms of number of employees (433,362),[7] the #4 largest in terms of market capitalization,[8] the #9 most profitable,[9] and the #19 largest firm in terms of revenue.[10] Globally, the company was ranked the #31 largest in terms of revenue by Forbes for 2011.[11][12] Other rankings for 2011/2012 include #1 company for leaders (Fortune), #1 green company worldwide (Newsweek), #2 best global brand (Interbrand), #2 most respected company (Barron's), #5 most admired company (Fortune), and #18 most innovative company (Fast Company).[13]"

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  27. Re0org and QOTD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just had to post this one.

    When I read this article the random quote at the bottom of the page was:

    "The solution of this problem is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader."

    Almost perfect irony!

  28. I'm the parent poster. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Can't get qualified folks?
    Are you high? H1-Bs are limited to prevent a total free fall of developers wages.

    I left out some quotes and the "tongue in cheek" tag.

    What usually happens with re-orgs of companies in MS' state is that they fire the (more than qualified) Americans and go overseas and hire folks there to do the same job for much less - hopefully at the same quality.

    The CEO will then make the excuse for PR reasons that they had to do that because they couldn't get "qualified" people here in the States when in truth they had plenty of qualified people but they just wanted to lower costs and subsequently show some (short term) growth on the bottom line.

    What MS really needs to do concentrate on its strengths - corporate IT infrastructure and CIS type of things. Leave the consumer stuff to Apple and the other guys.

    But that's just me and I'm not in charge because I don't have the connections.

  29. Free? Not remotely by sjbe · · Score: 1

    your server product make me laugh because Linux can do everything for free and better.

    "For free"? Hah! Not hardly. The fact that some linux distros (but not all) are distributed free of charge hardly makes installing linux in a business free of charge. You seem to have neglected the cost of hardware, installation, training, support, application software, integration with existing systems, and data migration just to start. While there are plenty of cases where linux is the better option financially there are NO cases where it is genuinely free. (as in beer)

    As for better, that depends entirely on your specific needs. Linux is the better choice in some cases but it isn't hard to come up with specific cases where Microsoft products are the more sensible choice. At our company linux would provide essentially no cost advantage over Windows for what we do. I'm an accountant and I assure you that there is very little in the way of linux based accounting software and what little there is is largely pretty poor. If you are running a website or some heavy database work then linux is frequently a great choice but it demonstrably cannot do "everything for free and better".

  30. Mandatory Dilbert by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 0
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  31. Rehabilitation of a Junkie by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    MS got addicted to their cash cow near-monopolies. If they split up into multiple companies, then each part has to compete on its own and will have to find ways to survive without milk from the Cash Cow. They may flounder at first, but eventually will become competitive again. There's probably no shortcut.

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  32. Jumping the shark? by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

    His apparent objective is to help the company move toward becoming a "devices and services company,"

    Is this Microsoft's jumping the shark moment?

    Whenever I hear of a large software company suddenly saying they're now a devices and services company, I have to wonder if they have a good grasp on what's happening.

    They keep thinking they're going to move everything to the cloud and subscriptions, but I'm not sure if their customers actually want that from them.

    One does have to wonder if they're not just trying to figure out what to do next to stay relevant in some segments -- but you have to be sure to not destroy the main revenue streams you already have.

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    1. Re:Jumping the shark? by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Whenever I hear of a large software company suddenly saying they're now a devices and services company, I have to wonder if they have a good grasp on what's happening.

      Microsoft want to become Apple.

      Which they might be able to do if Steve Jobs' head in a jar was running them. But no chance with Ballmer.

    2. Re:Jumping the shark? by gtall · · Score: 1

      MS doesn't want to become Apple. They want to beat Apple because MS always defines itself by "destroying" the competition. So they figure if they out-Apple Apple, then they'll beat Apple. This the company Gates built and their warts are his warts.

    3. Re:Jumping the shark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they want to become the new Dell.

    4. Re:Jumping the shark? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Is this Microsoft's jumping the shark moment?

      Probably not. Jumping the shark implies that the whole thing is finished, but there are clearly parts of Microsoft that have great value and could really shine if broken up into separate companies. However, as others on this thread have pointed out, the existing management and ownership structure at Microsoft makes breaking up a hard thing to do. Right off the bat the two largest shareholders, Gates and Ballmer, are practically unassailable in any conceivable proxy fight because together they still own a huge chunk of the outstanding shares. Microsoft is a classic example of a company where the whole is worth less than the sum of the parts.

    5. Re:Jumping the shark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP decided 10 years ago it was a "Technology (Supply-Chain) Company" because it couldn't be bother to do HW R&D ("Intel is our HW R&D") or SW R&D ("Microsoft is our SW R&D").

      Yeah, I quit shortly after that was announced.

  33. Re:The circle of lifen by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

    I don't think IBM should take your insults lying down. IBM knew when to shift. They may not be high-profile in the PC world anymore, but they've certainly spun off their product lines to companies that could handle them. Meanwhile, IBM themselves haven't exactly disappeared.

    That is because IBM has always been about being in businesses that are higher margin and where they can use their breadth and depth of talent, IP, etc. to their advantage. Once the PC market became a commodity they moved on. Big iron is much harder to commoditize and they can sell services around it that use the computing power as business tools. Even as they spin off some businesses they buy others, such as Monday (PwC Consulting) that fit within their services model.

    MS has always been, first and foremost, a software company. Services always seemed as an afterthought and focused on their software rather than providing business solutions.

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  34. Re:The circle of lifen by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    IBM is one of the rare companies who reinvented themselves and eventually thrived again. It rarely happens such that it's a marvel and probably the best real-world lesson for any tech company trying to do the same.

    Apple is sometimes described as a company that came back from the brink, but for the most part still do what they always did: upper-middle-end computer-driven consumer hardware. IBM went from mostly hardware to mostly services.

  35. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to recommend vulgar posts, but gestatl'n'pepper has got it right.

  36. A company that doesn't "Excel" by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is a company that is really left with no main strengths other than their legacy and branding except for the Xbox. The Xbox is Microsoft's only remaining trademark and product that people associate with cutting edge and (well, somewhat?) quality. People don't like subscription based software, heck most people don't like subscription based anything if they have a choice between paying a flat fee and using it in perpetuity or paying a subscription and renewing that monthly/yearly with an understanding that eventually the product will cease.

    There are very few things that can really be done to make a PC operating system "better" aside from "under the hood" tweaks. Yeah, we can make them faster, we can make a better file system, we can create a more stable kernel, etc. but these are minor updates and for most people it doesn't justify paying $100 for minor things. Same with an office suite. If your old version is working fine, why upgrade? Really, aside from the Ribbon interface there's not a whole heck of a lot that has changed in Office since Office 2003 or even Office XP.

    And most of Microsoft's hardware has quite frankly, sucked. Remember the RRoD that plagued the 360? Microsoft is still profitable and still can tread water, but they aren't and don't look like they can have a repeat of their "boom" years in the 1990s.

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  37. Ballmer is a Great CEO by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 1

    MSFT stock is up, and the company is making more profits than ever. For all the arm-chair predictions of certain doom, the people that count are rallying behind the company.

    Sorry to break it to you Slashdot, but for the people here that have predicted the glorious end to the evil empire, such as TFA submitter (who amusingly can't even get the product-names right; what does that say about quality of analysis?) are way off the mark. Investors disagree with you - http://www.zdnet.com/microsoft-no-longer-the-windows-company-does-wall-street-agree-7000015573/?s_cid=e589&ttag=e589

    Now this is a hugely unpopular opinion which anti-MS geeks don't like being confronted with so I expect to be censored/buried by "-1 Overrated" anytime now. Good times! :)

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    1. Re:Ballmer is a Great CEO by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      The only thing that is keeping Ballmer is Windows and Office and still keeping the company afloat financially. However, Vista and Win 8 are huge black marks for Windows which happened under Ballmer's watch. Zune and Kin happened under his watch. Xbox (still not broken even yet) happened under his watch.

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    2. Re:Ballmer is a Great CEO by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 1

      Yeah there's been some failures as well as successes.

      Xbox (still not broken even yet) quote>

      Citation needed.

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    3. Re:Ballmer is a Great CEO by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Yeah there's been some failures as well as successes.

      The thing is for Windows and Office, Ballmer doesn't really need to do much to still earning profits as those two are monopolies. Even then there was the Vista and Win 8 debacles. Beyond Windows and Office, Ballmer hasn't done much.

      Citation needed.

      A simple google search is all it takes but if you can't do that: This article lays it out.

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    4. Re:Ballmer is a Great CEO by LordThyGod · · Score: 1

      The only thing that is keeping Ballmer is Windows and Office and still keeping the company afloat financially. However, Vista and Win 8 are huge black marks for Windows which happened under Ballmer's watch. Zune and Kin happened under his watch. Xbox (still not broken even yet) happened under his watch.

      True, just 'bing' it!

    5. Re:Ballmer is a Great CEO by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 1

      From the last quarter (Q3) - http://www.microsoft.com/investor/EarningsAndFinancials/Earnings/PressReleaseAndWebcast/FY13/Q3/default.aspx

      "The Entertainment and Devices Division posted revenue of $2.53 billion, an increase of 56% from the prior year period. Adjusting for the recognition of revenue related to the Video Game Deferral, the division’s non-GAAP revenue increased 33% for the third quarter. Xbox LIVE now has over 46 million members worldwide, an 18% increase from the prior year period."

      I call shenanigans.

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    6. Re:Ballmer is a Great CEO by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Huh? This is what I said: "Xbox (still not broken even yet) happened under his watch." You asked for a citation; I gave you one where for the Xbox division is still in the red for $3B overall. Then you link to last quarter calling "shenanigans". You completely missed the point.

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    7. Re:Ballmer is a Great CEO by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      I give you $100 a month for 10 years.

      You suddenly decide you want to be nice and decide to give it all back.

      You give me $100 and then another $100 next month. And announce that you are even.

      Simple enough for you?

    8. Re:Ballmer is a Great CEO by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 1

      You have no evidence to support the assertion Xbox hasn't broken even. That's where the discussion ends.

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    9. Re:Ballmer is a Great CEO by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      No but I linked you an article where it shows the overall loss of the Xbox. If you don't believe me you can google it and many articles appear. Face it, you were plain wrong or an obstinate denier.

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    10. Re:Ballmer is a Great CEO by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 1

      No, you showed me some text and a graph on Neowin that asserts Microsoft lost $10 billion over 2 years without a shred of evidence to back it up. Talk is cheap; this is no evidence of anything at all.

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  38. "Shortage" = BS by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Every study of "IT worker shortage" shows its malarkey. Yes, there are spot shortages for specific in-demand skills, but we need those in order for those in low-demand areas to find openings despite having different experience.

    If you only ship in "exact fit" overseas people for the latest trends/fads, then citizens in obsolete specialties trying to change specialties will be left to rot away.

  39. Xbox One close to cancellation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why isn't the real MS story of the decade, the total melt-down of the Xbox division, getting coverage here yet? It has now been confirmed by industry insiders with a long record of leaking 100% accurate information about Microsoft that Microsoft CANNOT manufacture the chip at the heart of the Xbox One in commercial quantities.

    Those with technical understanding know that Microsoft has opted for a PS2 like approach to its new console design, by using a massive chunk of specialised memory that sits on the same substrate as the main APU (CPU and GPU combination). This form of design is slow (yes, external GDDR5 RAM chips, as used by the PS4, are actually much faster), extremely expensive, requires special coding to use the memory block, and has massive engineering issues.

    The later problem has proven to be Microsoft's Achilles heal. AMD (the company that designed the key hardware in both the XBone and PS4) had no experience with form of memory, so Microsoft has used another company to design this memory chip, and bodged a dedicated memory interface to communicate with this chip on the APU. For Microsoft and AMD, this technology is untried and untested. The end result has been incredible problems getting the APU to talk to the RAM block at desired clock speeds.

    Simply put, the RAM chip fails to work reliably with the APU, and Microsoft doesn't know how to fix the issue. Engineers at Microsoft are proposing various dire solutions.

    1) Clock down the entire console from 1.2 GHz to 900 MHz. The idea here is that communication with the RAM chip becomes much more reliable at the lower clock speed, but this is somewhat unproven, and would result in the XBone being far less than HALF as powerful as the PS4.

    2) Disable the RAM chip, and use external DDR3 only. This would work, and lower the performance of the console only a little (in reality, the ESRAM chip concept is a bad joke), but the fallout from the negative publicity would destroy the reputation of the console.

    3) Cancel the launch of the XBone, and redesign for a 2014 release. Every sane voice in Microsoft supports this idea, of course. Delaying would allow Microsoft to go for a design at least as good as the PS4, still using AMD technology but on the improved chip processes being mature at the end of 2013.

    The entire R+D focus of the XBox One was providing the NSA with continuous spying via the microphone array, infra-red and ordinary hi definition cameras, and depth sensors contained within the Kinect block. 95% of Microsoft's time and money went into this side of the project, with the gaming/GPU aspect of the new console getting only the remaining 5%. Remember, the XBone's Kinect system uses a dedicated TWO CPU cores (from the 8 available), its own always running OS, and 3GB of the external DDR3 RAM pool. The XBone is ALWAYS pestering the user to 'calibrate' the Kinect (so it sees the entire room the entire time), and the XBone refuses to function if any of the Kinect sensors are disabled in any way. The Kinect system is tracking users even when the user is playing a AAA game that has no Kinect functionality during most gameplay.

    The XBone takes full face photographs of each new person who enters the room, and also notes the times with which each person stays in the room, storing this information as encrypted data on the HDD, and uploading this data when the XBone is connected to the Internet. On remote command, the XBone can transmit encrypted streams of real-time data captured by the Kinect cameras and microphone array to any stated Internet server.

    It is no surprise that Ballmer's pride in having daily contact with Obama's office and his NSA contacts led to a complete loss of focus on the important aspects of the XBox One project. We should all be grateful that the ultimate Orwellian project is falling flat on its face.

  40. Re:Selling Xbox division? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    The division has only begun having profits in the last several years but not consistently. The division has been a historical overall money loss for MS since the Xbox was launched. Windows and Office and Server are the ones that have had more stable profits.

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  41. MS Paint by OakDragon · · Score: 1

    They should throw all their resources into marketing MS Paint.

  42. Re:The circle of lifen by lgw · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's worth remembering that IBM still gets a significant share of its profits from mainframes. It's not the "growth Growth GROWTH" that CEOs chase blindly through the maze, but as a cash cow it allowed IBM to survive a few wrong turns before stumbling onto services as the next big thing.

    There's a lesson there for Microsoft, I think.

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  43. Market in business desktops, but not for Win 8. by Animats · · Score: 1

    Microsoft still has a good business - servicing business desktops. That's not going away, because business needs to get work done. The problem Microsoft has is that Windows 7 is pretty good. It does what it's supposed to do, doesn't crash much, and doesn't take too much attention. There is no reason for businesses to "upgrade" to Windows 8.

    Business desktops are now a business like heavy trucks. Companies buy and use lots of heavy trucks. They use them for their useful life, then buy new ones. Building heavy trucks is a profitable, successful, and important industry. But nobody trades in a heavy truck on a new model because the new model is slightly better.

    The tablet industry is fighting to keep prices up. They're not going to succeed. You can get a basic Android tablet for under $70 on Amazon or WalMart, and for $30 in Shenzhen. Apple is still charging as much as $800, but market share has declined from 60% a year ago to 40% now and Apple is feeling pricing pressure. Microsoft isn't going to make much money in tablets.

    Moving into "social" would be a big mistake for Microsoft. Nobody is making money in "social". Zynga just laid off a quarter of their workforce. Facebook traffic and revenue peaked a year ago. (Facebook is now increasing ad density to increase revenue per user. That worked for Myspace, right?) Everybody else is doing worse.

    Microsoft just has to realize that its job is to service business, and do it better. Windows 8 is not helping. What business might go for is a much more secure OS.

  44. Pondering the future without Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's been my preference, for years now.

  45. Re:Selling Xbox division? by jd2112 · · Score: 1

    You forget licensing of bogus parents to Android device manufacturers. ..

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  46. Re:The circle of lifen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM also has endless longterm govt. contracts to keep it in the black.

  47. Linux costs less. Linux does not cost nothing. by sjbe · · Score: 1, Informative

    Free means you don't pay anything for it.

    Speaking as an certified accountant, you cannot possibly come up with a situation where you can install linux in a business for zero cost. You might not pay to acquire the operating system software but you will pay for support, training, installation, administration, hardware, application software, data migration, and more. It might cost less but it will never cost nothing. The moment you have a single employee do any work on it you immediately will incur cost.

    If you want to make the argument that linux often is more cost effective please do. It is a credible argument which is easily supported by facts. Claiming that linux is free of any cost however is utter nonsense and easily shown to be false.

  48. Patterns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * Declining PC sales - Windows 8 stinks so bad, many people are waiting out the storm. Some stores have a larger return pile because of Win8 than they do new, unopened machines.
    * Xbox - If M$ would stop acting like a complete tyrant, maybe people would consider the Xbox again.
    * Office 360 - Not only did M$ come late to the party, they're under-dressed.
    * Windows Phone. No further comment on this debacle.
    * Each revision of M$ Office gets harder to use and more obscure
    * Nook - Again, late to the party

    Whoever is driving Micro$oft is clearly off their rocker. It seems to me that Micro$oft doesn't improve products, they change things just for the sake of changing them, nullifying users' years of built of experience within single release revisions. Customers should not have to relearn how to do everyday tasks with every release. Especially with the latest app revolution and open source on their heels.

  49. Re:The circle of lifen by rsborg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Apple is sometimes described as a company that came back from the brink, but for the most part still do what they always did: upper-middle-end computer-driven consumer hardware. IBM went from mostly hardware to mostly services.

    I'd disagree - I think Apple did essentially re-invent itself when it switched from Apple Computer to Apple back in '07.

    It realized it's future was mobile devices, and despite it's massively profitable iPod franchise, effectively cannibalized it completely with the touch-based offerings, iPhone and iPad. Prior to this change Apple was a Mac/iPod company, afterwards it was the iPhone company (and still is).

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  50. Re:Free? Not remotely by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    Well yes I agree with you there but when I say I laugh at Windows on the server its because in my company it has almost no use, the only one thing is runs is an outdated fob control system that we have on some of the doors. For that I have a VM with a copy of 95 running. Everything else, the 30+ servers are all Linux host based, of course some of those are on VMware.

  51. Misleading... by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

    It always amazes me how many people actually think that the Xbox is a highly profitable endeavor for Microsoft. While it has turned profitable recently, the Entertainment & Devices Division (where XBox is accounted for) is only mildly profitable. Nowhere near the profit rate of Microsoft's enterprise and desktop cash-cows. It is a stretch to call the Xbox a fiscal "success", at best one could now say it is not "money-losing". It is highly unlikely that Microsoft could expand the revenues and margins of EDD into a company-sustaining business.

    That is because the division includes Windows Phone which isn't making much profit right now, not to mention $250 million of cash payments to Nokia every quarter cutting into the profit.

    Even with that, they still make a tidy profit.

    The EDD reported revenue of $2.53 billion, a 56 percent increase over the $1.61 billion reported during the same period last year. The company also cited a "video game deferral" of $380 million – an advance on the launch of Halo 4, according to Gamasutra – effectively lowering revenues to $2.15 billion. Even so, the EDD racked up an operating income of $342 million, Xbox Live subscriptions rose, however, as did Xbox Live revenue. Specifically, Xbox Live membership grew 18 percent and now totals 46 million members.

    So when people say the Xbox is highly profitable, they're right. And EDD would do very well on it's own, even with Windows Phone, with a profit of $342 million just in one quarter. Only on Slashdot does someone think a hypothetical company that makes >1billion profit in a year is not "sustaining".

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    1. Re:Misleading... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      a hypothetical company that makes >1billion profit in a year is not "sustaining".

      As I mentioned, those profit levels are new to EDD. The Xbox had been a loss-leader for Microsoft, only recently becoming profitable.

    2. Re:Misleading... by stdarg · · Score: 1

      How do you know that? Microsoft doesn't break out costs and profits for the individual products within EDD.

      Did you mean to say "EDD has been a loss-leader for Microsoft..?"

  52. Licenses are free - Usage is not by sjbe · · Score: 1

    You know that's just a stupid thing to say. Free means free which means you don't pay anything for it.

    And you WILL pay something for it. You might not pay a license fee but you will incur plenty of other costs. Curious that you think a fact is a stupid thing to say...

    It still doesn't mean that Linux isn't free. It is because it costs nothing to acquitre.

    Ok, Mr. Pedantic. If you want to get picky then say what you actually mean. Yes you can get a software license for linux for free. You cannot however actually use linux for free so it is a distinction without a difference. Often linux is a more economic choice. Sometimes it isn't. Pointing out that the license fees are lower is interesting but of minor importance. No accountant is going to be swayed by your unwillingness to consider all the relevant costs in the equation.

    (full disclosure: I am a certified accountant specializing in cost accounting)

    1. Re:Licenses are free - Usage is not by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Curious that you think a fact is a stupid thing to say

      Yes, I heartily do because absoloutely everything incurs cost, so by your definition, the word is utterly meaningless and completely without utility.

      Free means you don't pay anything *for* it. That doesn't mean you pay nothing to use it and never had. No one would ever think that a free car also had free gasoline in perpetutiy. Why a bunch of slashdotters are trying to to pervert a well known and widely understood word it beyond me.

      Ok, Mr. Pedantic.

      Nice switch. I claim you are the pedant trying to claim that because of incurred costs nothing is free. I think you're being silly because then the word free is entirely without meaning.

      Pointing out that the license fees are lower is interesting but of minor importance.

      An interesting yet minor point: one perfectly covered by the use of the word "free".

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  53. Is this a Blazing Saddles moment? by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

    I surmise that, as the Governor in Blazing Saddles, Ballmer might be trying for a "Harumph!!!" moment, i.e. "reorganize to fudge.
    I do not see how or why reorganizing should improve MS business model. a good "coming out" about why it was wrong to force win 8 down everybody's throat should be more valuable.

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  54. Re:The circle of lifen by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Informative

    Once the PC market became a commodity they moved on.

    No, not exactly. IBM flailed around in the commodity PC market for quite some time before finally exiting. Remember the PS/2 and PS/1? (What ever happened to the PS/0 anyway?) They tried for a long time to push massively overpriced junk in a market full of inexpensive "clones", even attempting to take over the market with proprietary junk like the MCA bus interface, thinking somehow that everyone would give up on the clones and run back to IBM and their high prices. Eventually, they moved their manufacturing to Lenovo in China, but still kept selling PCs and laptops with their name on them, well into the 2000s, until they sold that division to Lenovo (who got to keep using the IBM name for 5 years afterwards as part of the deal). For a very long time, they were the gold standard for business laptops with their Thinkpad line though their PCs weren't anything special after they finally gave up on the PS/2-type strategies and made industry-standard PCs like everyone else.

    So no, they didn't "move on" when the PC market became a commodity; it took them a very long time to wake up and smell the coffee, and even then it took them a while before they finally sold off that business unit.

  55. yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are all you Slashdot dickheads going to do in 20 years time when MS are still going strong?

  56. The fat lady has sung.... by Steve_Ussler · · Score: 1

    The end of MSFT is near... Near as in 5 years, will be a shell of itself

  57. Re:The circle of lifen by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    IBM is one of the rare companies who reinvented themselves and eventually thrived again. It rarely happens such that it's a marvel and probably the best real-world lesson for any tech company trying to do the same.

    Yep, it's extremely rare. Most companies, once things change too much for them or they screw up one too many times, are simply doomed, though with many their inertia may be so great it takes a long time for them to finally kick the bucket. Look at Borders books and Circuit City for example. AOL is another one, though they're an example of huge inertia, and they're still around, just in a zombified form and a tiny fraction of their former size.

    Personally, I'd rather see MS become the next Circuit City, not the next IBM.

  58. Re-ORG'd Microsoft? by treeves · · Score: 1

    What is that? It sounds like some kind of joint venture between Microsoft and the Church of Scientology.

    I can see it now:
    Free Personality Tests (Mac personality, Linux, or PC personality)
    Auditing your computer to rid it of malware
    Steve Ballmer jumping up and down on Oprah's sofa while chanting "developers, developers..."
    Windows 8, now with integrated OT Level 8!

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    1. Re:Re-ORG'd Microsoft? by treeves · · Score: 1

      It could be the ultimate focus of all Slashdot hatred, provided some software patents are in the mix.

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      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
  59. Never zero cost by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Linux is free period. It's just a fact. Like the sun is bright.
    Only because you chose to pay for support, you now proclaim "but but but for support I still have to pay"

    Choose to pay? It's not a choice if you actually want to use it in any non-trivial way. You will have to pay for internal staff or external service providers but you will pay something for support either way. The only relevant question is whether the overall cost is cheaper than the alternatives. Often it is but the cost is NEVER zero.

    Furthermore support is not remotely the only cost. Administration, training, installation, application software, data migration, integration with existing systems, etc. All those costs normally are much more than the software license. Linux is free in much the same way that your subsidized smartphone is free. You're going to pay for it, the cost just isn't in the initial acquisition of the equipment.

    1. Re:Never zero cost by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Often it is but the cost is NEVER zero.

      So it turns out I still have access to the OED. Interesting.

      You are thinking of the economic term "free goods": free good n. Econ. a useful resource, such as air or sunlight, which is sufficiently abundant to be available without any opportunity cost.

      When most people use the word free, they are not using it in the sense of "free goods" (otherwise they'd suffix it with goods), they are using it in the sense of: free adv. Without charge or payment. Often used with gratis, esp. in colloq. phrase free, gratis, (and) for nothing.

      So saying linux is free is entirely proper English and correct. Even with your pedantic language games, it is still proper English and entirely correct.

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    2. Re:Never zero cost by devent · · Score: 1

      > "free goods": free good n. Econ. a useful resource, such as air or sunlight, which is sufficiently abundant to be available without any opportunity cost.

      Exactly that is Linux.
      Any cost are external costs and are not fixed. Support, training, what-have-you, that differs from situation to situation.
      But for Windows you have to pay no matter the support, training or anything else. Hence Windows is not free.

      Linux is like air or sunlight. It's free for you to be exploited.

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  60. Re:The circle of lifen by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

    Once the PC market became a commodity they moved on.

    So no, they didn't "move on" when the PC market became a commodity; it took them a very long time to wake up and smell the coffee, and even then it took them a while before they finally sold off that business unit.

    I didn't mean to imply they did so immediately; as you pointed out they tried to differentiate themselves, with little success beyond the thinkPads, to be abel to command a premium. Eventually they simply exited the market when it became they could not get premium pricing. But that is my main point - IBM shifted its focus to areas where they can extract a premium; existing the PC market is just one example of how and when they do that.

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  61. Re:Linux costs less. Linux does not cost nothing. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Speaking as an certified accountant, you cannot possibly come up with a situation where you can install linux in a business for zero cost.

    You ignored my argument: then you cannot even call $100 lying on the pavement "free" since it will cost you time (i.e. money) to bend down and pick it up.

    Therefore you are not using the commonly used definition of the word "free".

    You couls day "Linux costs nothing to acquire", but then again we have a perfectly good word for that: free.

    The moment you have a single employee do any work on it you immediately will incur cost.

    Doesn't change anything: Linux itself is free. Using it might cost money (no shit!).

    Claiming that linux is free of any cost however is utter nonsense and easily shown to be false.

    Seriously, this is not what any normal human speaking english means by free.

    If you give something to someone "for free" you know like a present, they will not assume that it has zero lifetime cost, unless they are a very special kind of fool.

    Just imagine that:

    A: Hey look I got this I pad as a present. I love free stuff!
    B: it's not free.
    A: yes it is I didn't pay for it.
    B: No, it's not free.
    A: WTF?
    B: you have to pay for the electricity to charge it. You spend more in gas in your car driving the extra weight around. Hence not free.
    A: fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu
    B: [dies after having a copy of the complete OED land on his head]

    Linux is free in any normal definition of the word.

    If we use your definition, then nothing ever is free, and free becomes an entirely pointless word since it can be applied to nothing.

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  62. all MS needs to do to save windows 8 is Modern Mix by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    all MS needs to do to save windows 8 is Modern Mix and start 8 to be build into the base os.

  63. I honestly read that as "Minecraft" by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    I honestly read that as "Minecraft." Bored now.

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  64. Windows is doing just fine by elabs · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has twelve different divisions that make over $1 billion. Azure is the latest addition to that club. Also, just because PC sales are slowing doesn't mean Windows 8 sales are slowing. All those existing machines out there run Windows 8 just fine and people are upgrading. In fact Windows 8 breathes new life into legacy hardware. Windows is doing just fine.

    1. Re:Windows is doing just fine by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> people are upgrading. In fact Windows 8 breathes new life into legacy hardware. Windows is doing just fine.

      Lol thanks for the laugh. This is the funnest thing I've read all day.

  65. Reorganising the chairs on the Titanic by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    Or there's gotta be a joke about 'throwing' them...

    More seriously, what does this mean to the Windows & Office teams, which is still the core of MS's business?
    Big signal for the more talented and ambitious of them to jump ship, either internally or externally....

  66. Re:The circle of lifen by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    IBM only had a small division in the PC market, it was a side-venture. The outside PC-centric world may have seen only that but they were always much more diversified.

  67. Everything has a cost by sjbe · · Score: 0

    You ignored my argument: then you cannot even call $100 lying on the pavement "free" since it will cost you time (i.e. money) to bend down and pick it up.

    I didn't ignore your argument. I told you your argument is flat out wrong. If you want to be specific about there being no charge to you for the license of certain distributions of linux then say that. Be specific. If you do not care to be specific then be prepared to have the flaws in your argument pointed out to you.

    And yes your time to bend over and pick up that $100 bill does cost money at minimum as an opportunity cost. The cost might be small but it is not zero.

    If we use your definition, then nothing ever is free, and free becomes an entirely pointless word since it can be applied to nothing.

    Nothing is ever free. That would be correct. There is an opportunity cost to everything even if there is no other direct or indirect cost. The only question is who is paying and when. Haven't you ever heard the phrase there is no such thing as a free lunch?

    1. Re:Everything has a cost by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3

      Nothing is ever free.

      Well, here's where we disagree on the meaning of a word. One defintion is used in dictionaries is "free: at no charge".

      Linux fits the bill, as do many other things, and I shall keep using this perfectly fine word that I and most of my fellow Englishmen can agree on the meaning of.

      Seriously, you are claiming that $100 lying on the floor is not free money. Very few people and dictionaries would agree with you on this one.

      And yes I know what opportunity cost is, and what it doesn't do is alter the definition of widely understood words.

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    2. Re:Everything has a cost by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Nothing is ever free.

      That's wrong, because "free" does not mean "without opportunity cost."

      You can certainly install, operate, administrate, get support for, and get training for Linux for free. The opportunity cost of getting it for free is time and reliability though -- paying for support, for instance, will generally make it get done faster and more reliably.

  68. Re:The circle of lifen by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    Did IBM really reinvent itself, or just shrink some of it's cthulhu tentacles while expanding others?

    Microsoft just never really diversified, it basically has only two tricks, Windows and Office. There are other things profitable for Microsoft but they're tied to those products (ie, Visual Studio, selling certificates, etc). MS has been obstinately resolute about Windows and because they've been a monopoly they've gotten flabby when it comes to competing. People know they're not so great at actual quality and are slow to make changes. They really need something to fall back on other than the self assured notion that everyone will always buy Windows.

    In some ways Microsoft feels a bit like DEC back in the days when it declared Unix to be snake oil, in that they're blind to the actual competition. Microsoft wants to sell to the big mass market, the home users and such, but they've never made much headway there other than Windows and that market has always been very lukewarm to them. They're never going to be the media company that they think they can be. Meanwhile they do have a strong business presence but they've not been very competitive in that market at all, instead relying upon inertia in IT and reluctance to change platforms.

  69. Throat to grab with Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you keep on spreading this nonsense?

    There is no throat to grab even with Microsoft products. The EULA you sign explicitly forbids these things!

    The Microsoft software is essentially unsupported as well. Sure, you get updates, just like in any Linux distribution.

    If you don't believe me, pick your favorite bug, contact Microsoft and try to get it fixed.

  70. Actually not a bad idea, because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All Microsoft used to do was reorg itself every couple of years back in the 90s and 00s. Those were their glory days of Windows 2000 and Visual C++. Maybe they need to get back to what works. I don't think they've had a reorg recently. Whatever the reorg did for their culture, it worked.

  71. Momentum by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is dying but they have so much money in the bank to burn through it will unfortunately be decades before they finally dissapear.

  72. Re:The circle of lifen by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The iPhone is essentially a pocket computer with a nice GUI. Size doesn't really change anything.

  73. Re:The circle of lifen by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2

    So no, they didn't "move on" when the PC market became a commodity; it took them a very long time to wake up and smell the coffee, and even then it took them a while before they finally sold off that business unit.

    To their credit, they moved far quicker and far better than any of their original competitors. Look at HP and Dell (or the companies they merged with) as an example of why IBM is a model for every company trying to divest from a core but dying business.

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  74. Excellent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These free men believe in open software and exist in vast numbers.

    And will lead the software industry into a bloody religious jihad that will depopulate entire planets and result in the deaths of trillions, followed by a thousand years of enforced software patents under a giant open source worm.

    Thankfully, the Bene Gesserit (Apple) will be around to pick up the shattered pieces of software humanity afterward. ...Stopped reading after Dune, did you?

  75. Re:The circle of lifen by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    I think MS has a few more "tricks" than just Windows and Office, namely Windows Server, Sharepoint, Exchange/Outlook, and maybe SQL Server. There's also Xbox. Yes, they're all tied to Windows and Office, but they're still all profitable from what I've heard. Exchange/Outlook in particular has been a must-have in many, many companies, as much as I hate to admit it.

  76. Re:The circle of lifen by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Look at HP and Dell (or the companies they merged with) as an example of why IBM is a model for every company trying to divest from a core but dying business.

    What's wrong with Dell? And why would they want to get away from selling PCs and laptops? It may not be quite as profitable as in the past when companies were upgrading every 2-3 years, but people still need laptops, servers, and desktop PCs, especially in the corporate sector, and frankly, I don't know what decent competition Dell has besides Lenovo (there's also HP, but I said "decent"), and maybe Samsung. HP may want to get away from this business, but not because it's "dying", but rather because they're so incompetent and have produced junk for so long that no one wants to buy from them any more.

  77. Re:The circle of lifen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope in the end they do become a successful device company. That means they will be able to continue supporting my 5-button scroll-wheel mouse, which I depend on greatly!

  78. Windows is done by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Thats the problem.

  79. Business, not consumer software by rjmonna · · Score: 1

    .NET Framework, Windows Azure, IIS, Windows Server is what I deal with every day. While I admit Microsoft nowadays also releases buggy software, with some knowlege great things could be accomplished with these technologies. Talking about openness, the .NET community is great. The main alternative, hosted by Oracle nowadays, raised some concern recently too..

  80. Stupid American... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In AN "real" corporate environment"

    An? Why 'an'? Because YOU'RE AN AMERICAN, you cretin. How did I know that?

    Why do you American cretins keep inserting random 'ans' where they aren't required?

  81. I have a small IT consulting business by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

    Want to buy office 2013 and put it on a customers computer? Good freaking luck. Your required to bind it to your account. You can no longer just type in the code, and get their software working for them.

    I have 3 copies sitting on my desk, not sure what I want to do with them, but for now I'll buy an older version of office, or tell people they will need to buy it themselves. I really really don't want to go through setting up a microsoft account for them, or getting the password to an existing one.

    Microsoft just fucked a bunch of independents from doing the right thing and buying their software, and installing it for customers. I'm sure they don't give a crap because they only care about MSP's or whatever, but I'm not big enough to mess with doing all that partner crap.

  82. Re:Selling Xbox division? by cusco · · Score: 1

    I think it's more a question of internal politics than actual business decisions. XBox is run differently than the rest of the organization, consequently it's the most likely target for spinoff. No one in the corporate bureaucracy could manage the group working on Halo, the MBA-class saw them as a bunch of undisciplined assholes who didn't take orders the way they were supposed to, so they spun off Bungie. Good decision for both parties. MS internal politics would have ruined the company if it had been allowed to take over.

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  83. Ballmer is now going to show his balls and flush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's going to flush all the Gates detritus, those that have not already retired or been retired. He'll then boost his own cronies and may hire complacent developers who will fit into Ballmersoft or as I like to call it B$.

    If you toady well you'll be well lubed with money and chicks.

  84. Re:Free? Not remotely by cusco · · Score: 1

    When you go to replace your "outdated fob control system" you're going to be in for a shock. All the enterprise-class access control systems and almost all the enterprise-class security video systems run under Windows. If you're small company with only one or two offices you may be able to get along with S2 for access control and a Huawai or some other proprietary NVR I suppose, but if you need any sort of complex installation you're going to Windows, like it or not. Even Honeywell has discontinued their ancient Unix-based system, you're not going to find any quality security systems that aren't Widows-based. Yes, I am a physical security professional.

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  85. Re:Free? Not remotely by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    There are cases where Windows is the right call and of course with something like a Fob access system I might have to run 1 Windows server but that doesn't mean I need to replace all my servers with Windows. Windows has a place but it's seldom at least as far as I need in my company.

  86. Windows Sales... by kfsone · · Score: 1

    In the last 5-6 years, desktop hardware has stabilized *a lot*, and Microsoft has done nothing to improve the bottom-line experience of it's product users, so there's been no real reason to upgrade (see the desperation with which many people cling to XP; Windows 7 is nicer but it's not really, truly better).

    Microsoft, though, cannot see this. They - not the individuals, but the corporation - cannot see, are incapable of seeing, that their products are not remotely the best they *can be*.

    Consider Outlook/Exchange. Corporations use Outlook not for it's mail services but for it's integration of key services. And people hate it with a passion. Microsoft have worked hard try and create the impression that PC is King and Microsoft are King of the PC, and frankly nobody actually wants Microsoft software.

    It's like the odd-smelling creepy guy who comes with the movers; you'll let him in, you'll be polite, offer him a drink maybe, but you're not going to invite him back and, no, thanks, you really don't want to visit his parents.

    People are turned off by MS products because they have to work with them, and that's enough to convince you to use something else at home.

    Metro... Ok, I know, this is slashdot, people here have to hate on Metro. I actually had a Windows 7 Phone, and aside from the lack of apps after MS announced they were doing Win 8, I really enjoyed it. It was lean and mean, but unlike W8's UI, it was a back to basics approach. It wasn't about *removing* UI chrome, it was about starting over with the assumption E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G that gets displayed is an interaction hook/button. If you can see it, you can tap it or press it, and it will do something.

    The apps that sucked on W7P were the apps that weren't raw Metro apps.

    Again, MS couldn't see it, and W8 is a castrated b*****d version of it.

    Unless Ballmer steps down in the next 6 months, this is it people - this is when Microsoft died :)

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  87. Re:Linux costs less. Linux does not cost nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your argument is idiotic - you're purely playing with semantics to win an argument with a meaningless show of brute logic.

    Here, do it this way around. I'll take 500 servers running whatever flavor of Linux is popular this month* and 500 servers running Windows. Pay for licenses where necessary, and pay for corporate level support. How much have I spent at the end of year 1, year 2, year 3?

    I don't know about your company, but in my company I know very well the answer is "the 500 Linux servers cost a hell of a lot more to run per year than the 500 Windows servers". Why? Because I sat in a meeting a few years ago where the Linux guys were crowing "free! free! free!" and then someone who actually understands business said great, but what's my annualized cost? And the numbers showed that, gee, the license cost (or lack thereof) mattered not at all when you looked at the support costs for the next three years. Linux was freaking expensive.

    * There's another problem. Forget free. I've seen so many upper level managers get annoyed with the Linux geeks when they can't explain why the presentations keep on changing every year from Red Hat to Slackware to Ubuntu.

  88. Re:The circle of lifen by Tamerlin · · Score: 1

    IBM's current focus is to sell services that it can no longer provide to companies willing to pay top dollar for the reputation that IBM once commanded. Then IBM will lay off the people who can actually DO the work that they are on the hook to deliver (set up automated backups and monitoring and disaster recovery solutions for data centers), hire people whose only other access to "high tech" jobs is telemarketing firms at low prices, and pocket the profits, counting on the fees for non-delivery being lower than the cost of actually doing the work.

  89. Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Transformation my ass. Anyone with a lick of business experience knows that reorganization is how you hide your problems.

  90. holy hell the OP is dense by schnibitz · · Score: 1

    Office 360 is an unmitigated success according to recent reports. Google that. What Xbox losses? Just more FUD from the uninformed.

  91. Microsoft has become Rothschild by NewYork · · Score: 1

    "Give me control of a nation's money supply, and I care not who makes its laws." --Rothschild in 1744

  92. Re:The circle of lifen by LulzAndOrder · · Score: 1

    The commercial success of the iPhone and growth of the mobile market allowed (or caused) Apple to be reinvented inasmuch as it has. Apple did not reinvent itself "consciously" or "a priori". They didn't "bet the company" on iPhone. They have "bet the company" in the past, but nobody called those reinventions because it was from one personal computer software architecture to another.