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NHTSA Gives the Model S Best Safety Rating of Any Car In History

cartechboy writes "Even crashing into a wall is good news nowadays for Tesla Motors. Independent testing by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has awarded the company a 5-star safety rating, not just overall, but in every subcategory. While its five-star score across the board has been attained by other vehicles (around one percent of all cars tested are capable of such a score) its ratings in individual categories are higher than any other vehicle, including larger SUVs and minivans. What's really interesting is that part of the safety rating may be because the car is electric."

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  1. NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Yahma · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ridiculous. Because the gov't want to promote electric cars, will we now see artificially high safety ratings on electric cars to promote sales? Since when did the gov't get into the marketing business?

    1. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by i+kan+reed · · Score: 5, Informative

      Or you could read the article and see that in the areas considered for the tests, many of the common safety tests wouldn't even work, they couldn't roll the car over with standard techniques, they couldn't crush the passenger compartment with a standard crusher, and they had a HUGE crumple zone.

    2. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by guytoronto · · Score: 1

      I wasn't sure if I wanted to mod you as a troll, or reply. Dammit! Now I've responded. When did the government get into the marketing business? When HASN'T the government been in the marketing business?

    3. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by dmbasso · · Score: 1

      What I'm afraid is that there will no longer be explosions when a car barely collides in movies [U+2e2e]

      [Unless it is a documentary about 'accidents' like Michael Hastings'...]

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    4. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not artificially high? How come North American cars don't have amber turn signals then?

    5. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Ridiculous. Because the gov't want to promote electric cars, will we now see artificially high safety ratings on electric cars to promote sales? Since when did the gov't get into the marketing business?

      Did you get served the secret version of the articles, the one that revealed that conspiracy? The only mention of electricalness contributing to the safety rating was the speculation that the freedom of layout afforded by not having a conventional engine block allowed them to build more crumple zone into the design.

      (As for governments in the marketing business, that's actually a core function: states have been asserting the legitimacy of their power through marketing since that marketing involved alleging the favor of some cryptic figures from the Sumerian pantheon, with various modifications to suit the times and advances in efficiency (the high-water mark probably being 20th century nationalism, before that Ended Badly) over time.)

    6. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by DMiax · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Do you have any evidence whatsoever that the score is undeserved?

      In this case being electric helped with not having to turn off the ignition to prevent fire, have more flexibility in the positioning of elements so that more protection is added for the passenger and having so low a center of mass that they had to design a special test in order to make the car rollover since it would not do it in the normal one. Also, using spaceworthy components helped, I guess...

    7. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by interkin3tic · · Score: 1, Funny

      There's nothing disingenuous here: a car that cannot move most of the time is much safer than one that does!

      I kid, I kid. BP, I expect my check by the end of the month.

    8. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by swillden · · Score: 5, Informative

      Or you could read the article and see that in the areas considered for the tests, many of the common safety tests wouldn't even work, they couldn't roll the car over with standard techniques, they couldn't crush the passenger compartment with a standard crusher, and they had a HUGE crumple zone.

      Also, for the roof crush test the crushing machine broke before the roof did.

      The Tesla Model S is an extremely well-engineered machine. It's expensive, yes, but in most respects it's simply superior to equivalently-priced luxury cars. I'm really looking forward to their next generation, which is intended to be priced more mid-market (probably in the 30s).

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    9. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, for the roof crush test the crushing machine broke before the roof did.

      That's not a good thing for safety. You need the roof to absorb energy not be rigid.

    10. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      I'd be more interesting to see how it fares in the "submerged in water" test.

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    11. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Also, for the roof crush test the crushing machine broke before the roof did.

      That was my favorite part of the article.

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    12. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by TWiTfan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just find some old Pintos and have every bad guy drive those.

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    13. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Nadaka · · Score: 0

      Wasn't the next tesla vehicle going to compete against the $50k luxury SUV's?

    14. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by i+kan+reed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Gasoline engines are well noted for their ability to work underwater.

    15. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      When you roll the thing over, you want it to be rigid so that it doesn't bend to intersect with your empty skull.

    16. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Gasoline engines are well noted for their ability to work underwater.

      Yes they do work great submerged. All you need is a snorkel or air supply butt a gasoline engine had no problem what so ever working underwater.

    17. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a snorkle, yes.

    18. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not a good thing for safety. You need the roof to absorb energy not be rigid.

      It is when you don't want the roof collapsing and crushing your skull in. The roof is not an area you want to be a crumple zone.

    19. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Because the gov't want to promote electric cars?

      I thought the government wanted to feed the oil industry? I am confused oh too many conspiracies.
      They are promoting the electric car so I think it is part of the conspiracy so I will get a gas car just to show them, then that will feed into the oil industry conspiracy.

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    20. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we have Amber Alerts...

    21. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Since when did the gov't get into the marketing business?"
      Sometimes its marketing and sometimes its picking winners. Or should we just call them to "big to fail business".
      Lets see:
      the banking industry
      the oil industry
      the aviation industry
      the gas industry
      the savings and loan industry
      car companies
      should i go on?

    22. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am taking that as sarcasm. However it is tough to tell with these posts, you could just be wrong.

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    23. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by tompaulco · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not artificially high? How come North American cars don't have amber turn signals then?

      They are amber, you just can't tell because nobody uses them. They just give you a gentle nudge to tell you they are changing lanes.

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    24. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also, for the roof crush test the crushing machine broke before the roof did.

      That's not a good thing for safety. You need the roof to absorb energy not be rigid.

      That would be an excellent point if it were the sides of the vehicle. But we're talking about the roof. There's a reason why there's a roof crush test and not a side crush test, where the sides are tested through impacts instead.

    25. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jimbolauski · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I would be wary of the NHTSA front crash test ratings for the Tesla. The NHTSA front crash test is a full frontal crash into a wall at 35, while the IIHS does a more real world scenario of 25% and 40% of the bumper hitting a wall at 40mph. Without a large motor in the way Tesla is able to use the whole front compartment as a crumple zone as opposed to most combustion vehicles that primary use the sides as a crumple zone. While I don't think the ratings were manipulated they are artificially high because the Tesla design is able to game the system. Unfortunately the IIHS crash test ratings have not been released yet but I can't imagine them doing as well, in the 40% test the Tesla will have lost 60% of it crumple zone while typical combustion engines will lost a little over 50%, in the 25% test Tesla will lose 75% and the combustion engine is still at a little over 50%.

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    26. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      Assuming it's sealed. In which case, the electric engine won't even need a snorkel.

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    27. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by hawguy · · Score: 5, Funny

      What I'm afraid is that there will no longer be explosions when a car barely collides in movies [U+2e2e]

      [Unless it is a documentary about 'accidents' like Michael Hastings'...]

      Don't worry, movie producers will rig the cars with Tesla Coils and there will be an impressive array of electrical discharge arcs emanating from the car, incinerating everything in the vicinity.

    28. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be an excellent point if it were the sides of the vehicle. But we're talking about the roof.

      The roof need to absorb energy too.

    29. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by thelovebus · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly certain that a roof that *doesn't* collapse in on the car's occupants during a rollover would be more of a "good thing for safety" than one which did.

    30. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How is this any different than other Rear engine design vehicles?

    31. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by i+kan+reed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You say that as if the engine fan would keep working, spark plugs can keep firing, the engine doesn't flood(through, say, the tailpipe, or oil system), or a ton of other basic risks. All an electric motor needs to keep working is insulation to prevent shorts. Which it SHOULD have anyways.

    32. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Applekid · · Score: 1

      Or you could read the article and see that in the areas considered for the tests, many of the common safety tests wouldn't even work, they couldn't roll the car over with standard techniques, they couldn't crush the passenger compartment with a standard crusher, and they had a HUGE crumple zone.

      Also, for the roof crush test the crushing machine broke before the roof did.

      The Tesla Model S is an extremely well-engineered machine. It's expensive, yes, but in most respects it's simply superior to equivalently-priced luxury cars. I'm really looking forward to their next generation, which is intended to be priced more mid-market (probably in the 30s).

      As the price comes down, I wouldn't expect these testing results to stay the same. The safety far exceeded the ratings by quite a bit and extremely exceeded minimums required. There is a cost to overengineering, which is likely to get trimmed when building down to a price.

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    33. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm no car safety engineer, but I suspect that's nonsense. If I understand modern car cabin safety engineering correctly, the whole point is to make the cabin itself very rigid, but it is surrounded by energy-absorbing crumple zones outside of it to absorb impacts. That's accomplished by having the front, end, and sides of the cars deformable. By contrast it's not exactly normal for roofs (or for that matter, the bottom of a car) to be subjected to head-on collisions. Typically roofs need to support the weight of a car if it flips over, and in that case roof deformation is *not* desirable because any reduction in the size of the cabin would lead to compression of the passengers.

    34. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by afidel · · Score: 1

      The batteries aren't sealed because they have to vent heat at a rate greater than you can get through passive cooling.

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    35. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because US regulations don't require them while other markets do. The Europeans and Japanese just don't bother to make market-specific taillights, they just follow the Euro regs which also meet US regs.

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    36. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Rockoon · · Score: 2

      Wasn't the next tesla vehicle going to compete against the $50k luxury SUV's?

      In this case, this is the "next" vehicle that you heard about. You were either reading an old article, or read an article before the introduction of the model S.

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    37. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the next one, the Model X.

      Supposedly they have a mass-market compact following that one, but I wouldn't be surprised if another luxury vehicle gets in the way first.

    38. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want your hood to crumble you want your roof rigid. Your hood should also not crumble all the way into the cabin. The roof is the only thing protecting you from a top down hit or being crushed under something. Your back end should also crumble if you have a trunk.

      It's about keeping the cabin as intact as possible while absorbing the impact.

    39. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by dywolf · · Score: 2

      unless your brain is resting against the roof/ceiling of the car, the energy isn't going to be transferred from the roof to your brain.
      which is precisely why you want the roof and its support pillars to be rigid enough that it wont crush your head.
      stupid AC.

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    40. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by garyebickford · · Score: 2

      Just require that all of the wiring be made of conductive thermite. Then, if a wire gets too hot, WHOOSH!! Perfectly adequate fireball, with the added bonus of being impossible to extinguish. Magnesium wiring would do, but it's possible to put a magnesium fire out. One might also make the body out of rocket fuel.

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    41. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by dywolf · · Score: 1

      in a rollover situation, where the roof and its pillars are now supporting the weight of the car, unless your brain is resting against the roof/ceiling of the car, the energy isn't going to be transferred from the roof to your brain. which is precisely why you want the roof and its support pillars to be rigid enough that it wont crush your head.

      stupid AC.

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    42. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by dywolf · · Score: 1

      sorrly, replied to wrong AC

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    43. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by PortHaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Um, who cares....it's not gaming the system if it in FACT keeps the passengers safer.

    44. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Funny

      If the color of turn signals is the main plank of your safety argument, you've failed.

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    45. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by dywolf · · Score: 2

      in what way does the roof ever need to absorb energy?? the only time the roof needs to do anything is when the car rolls over, in which case its now supporting the weight of the car.

      having even a little bit of give means crushing your empty AC skull.

      so no, the roof absolutely does NOT need to absorb any energy.

      in fact, if you look, the majority of the passenger compartment is designed to be fairly rigid.
      all the crumple zones and energy absorbtion engineering is placed outside the passenger compartment.

      stupid AC.

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    46. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by dywolf · · Score: 1

      stupid AC calling the kettle black.

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    47. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Actually I would expect the Tesla would do better in those "partial overlap" crash tests as well, with no engine block it will be possible to add more cross-bracing to the engine bay which will make the front of the car massively stiffer. I doubt they made the sides of the engine bay any weaker, cars don't have any real excessive structure there (apart from metal wheel wells perhaps). There's been a lot of stink kicked up recently about the "low overlap" crash tests as well so I doubt Tesla would have stepped into the line of fire there.

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    48. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the 40% test the Tesla will have lost 60% of it crumple zone while typical combustion engines will lost a little over 50%

      And the other 50% of the combustion engine is sitting in your lap. Or what's left of your lap. But lower numbers = safety!

    49. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Racing sports cars have roll bars or roll cages to prevent passengers from being subjected to crumpling roofs in the most demanding accident conditions, so I would say that car safety engineers appear to disagree with your unsupported assumption. If you disagree, please provide an accident scenario where the roof crumpling is a good thing. Roll overs? No (I've actually been in one so, Hell no!). Semis, SUVs, or moose deliberately or accidentally trying to travel over it? No. Car falling over a 100' cliff and landing on the roof, Hollywood style? Yeah, that crumple zone won't help you survive.

    50. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jimbolauski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The majority of rear engine cars and all mid engine cars are not family sedans where crash test ratings are the selling point.

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    51. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by andydread · · Score: 2

      Seems to me that the roll cages welded into racecars around the world are rigid. Last time I checked that includes rollbars on pickup trucks and roll bars in convertibles and the like. In a roll over if you have your seat belt on like I did then you head should not be in contact with the roof for the energy to transfer to your empty skull.

    52. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by dywolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      im not sure i would call taking advantage of engine placement choice "gaming the system". that makes it sound like cheating, which it isnt. its simply smart engineering.

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    53. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      No, when you roll, you want the roof not to crush. As there are merely a couple of inches between the roof and the passengers heads. Skulls and spines do not compress and contract like legs. Nor do they mend like them.

    54. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      You might want to measure how much of a crumple zone a roof might have. My car has about 2" before it's impacting my head. Sides have 4-6", and then it's impacting my arm.

      Or you could keep calling people names. Since you probably aren't old enough to drive a car.

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    55. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by amicusNYCL · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I don't think the ratings were manipulated they are artificially high because the Tesla design is able to game the system.

      Designing the car with safety in mind is not "gaming the system". The ratings are not "artificially high", they are "actually high". Obviously safety was a major design concern for Tesla, and this is the result. There is nothing artificial nor "cheating" about it. They specifically designed the car with a huge front crumple zone.

      Saying that Tesla's ratings are artificially high is about the same as saying a combustion engine car has artificially low ratings because of a huge engine block in the front that does not crumple. The ratings are not artificial, they are what they are because of how the car is designed.

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    56. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      No silly, no....

      That is easily handled by the seat and restraining straps.

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    57. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by dywolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      also your numbers seem somewhat made up.

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    58. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by tgd · · Score: 0

      unless your brain is resting against the roof/ceiling of the car, the energy isn't going to be transferred from the roof to your brain.
      which is precisely why you want the roof and its support pillars to be rigid enough that it wont crush your head.
      stupid AC.

      Strange the experts agree with the AC.

      You know, people like the IIHS, NHTSA, certification groups for all the major motorsports. Who knew rollbars weren't necessary!?

    59. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2, Informative

      No idiot, he's right, you're wrong. Cars typically don't take impact on the roof, and there are only a few inches of room to crush before your spine starts to get crushed. Race cars use solid-as-fuck roll cages to keep the roof from absorbing any energy, it seems to work well.

      In fact most purpose-built race cars have a space frame that is EXTREMELY rigid with carbon fiber/aluminum honeycomb "crash boxes" stuck to the front and rear bumpers that act as crumple zones.

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    60. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      passive AIR cooling.

      But what about passive water cooling?!!?

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    61. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by camperdave · · Score: 3, Informative

      Gasoline engines do not work when submerged. They require high voltage electrical sparks to ignite the fuel. Being submerged robs them of the spark they need to run. You would have to do special waterproofing of all of the engine's electrical works before it can run submerged.

      Diesel engines, on the other hand, do not use spark plugs or electrical components (other than for starting the motor), so all you need is a snorkel. Those Humvees and Land-Rovers you see crossing rivers and streams with the snorkels all have diesel engines.

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    62. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by dywolf · · Score: 1

      havent done much 4 wheeling have ye?

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    63. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      That at least might be realistic when compared to a half empty 15 gallon gas tank creating a blast the size of a house or two.

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    64. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by PortHaven · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why?

      Most of these scores are not based on just the cost. But on the novel design approaches. Elon Musk is building Tesla's like space ships. Using more advanced design techniques. Most automobiles are 30 year old engineering. And you may pay $100,000 for a BMW. But it's really not that much more advanced in construction than a Chevy.

      Tesla went and said, let's design from the ground up and use all ideas. And that's why they did things differently. The cheaper vehicles will likely be cheaper because of performance grade of the motors will be gone, less refinement and comforts, and namely, the R&D expenditure will be re-couped.

    65. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Lame...

      Cause a car without gas doesn't move either.

    66. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      The Model X.

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    67. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Name one besides the 911?

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    68. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jimbolauski · · Score: 2

      You would be wrong in expecting that, the Tesla uses its center as a crumple zone if the sides are too stiff in the NHTSA test the car will stop too fast leading to injuries in the crash test dummies and a poor rating. Because of this it is fair to assume that the sides are not as strong as another 5 star crash test recipient with a front combustion engine. If there is only a partial impact the combustion engine still has half its crumple zone while the Tesla will have 25%.

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    69. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      the 40% test the Tesla will have lost 60% of it crumple zone while typical combustion engines will lost a little over 50%

      And the other 50% of the combustion engine is sitting in your lap. Or what's left of your lap. But lower numbers = safety!

      You read that wrong Tesla will only be able to use 40% of its crumple zone the other 60% will not be utilized or lost in the 40% test.

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    70. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      A blast that ignites while the car is still in mid air no less.

    71. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by glueball · · Score: 2

      Name one besides the 911?

      Rear/mid engine cars:

      Pontiac Fiero
      Porsche Boxster
      Acura NSX
      Toyota MR2
      Smart Fourtwo
      Ford GT40

      Many different designs and price points.

    72. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by LateArthurDent · · Score: 2

      You know, people like the IIHS, NHTSA, certification groups for all the major motorsports. Who knew rollbars weren't necessary!?

      You realize the rollbars are there to prevent the roof from being crushed into the passenger, right? They are there to provide stiffness, so the roof doesn't come crashing on the driver. That's not really backing up the AC.

      You want to dissipate the energy with crumpling, but you don't want to crumple into the driver or passengers. That means that at some point it needs to get really rigid. Deform by a certain amount, but never deform beyond a particular point. Considering the NHTSA gave the vehicle 5 stars, I'm pretty sure their machine broke before crushing past the point it's not supposed to.

    73. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      1968 Volkswagen Beetle :)

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    74. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Yes for all those roof-first collisions I see every day. Just the other day, a Chevy Volt beetle just jumped of all four wheels and threw itself roof first into oncoming traffic. They say it wasn't a car suicide but then again, it was a Chevy Volt.

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    75. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nissan 370z is known as a front/mid engine platform.

    76. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by tgd · · Score: 1

      You know, people like the IIHS, NHTSA, certification groups for all the major motorsports. Who knew rollbars weren't necessary!?

      You realize the rollbars are there to prevent the roof from being crushed into the passenger, right? They are there to provide stiffness, so the roof doesn't come crashing on the driver.

      Which is precisely what the AC said. There's a reason the passenger space in the car is *not* a crumple zone... because you'd crumple into the passengers. Which is why *all* cars are made to resist any intrusion into the cabin, why rollbars are in race cars, and why its something all the testing agencies test, and why its a big deal that they *couldn't* crush the space in the Model S.

      I'm assuming in your zeal to post something negative on Slashdot that you misread the original post, and I'm not wasting time pointing this out to someone just trolling ...

    77. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      I think some of the people here use their skulls as crumple zones. Plenty of empty space in there.

      On a car, the roof needs to be sturdy.

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    78. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think about 50% of rear blinkers are actually red to match the break lights. I find this a huge annoyance,

    79. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      My point which you seemed to miss is that the 5 star rating of the Tesla in the NHTSA rating gives the appearance that it is a super safe car for front collisions but I doubt it will fare as well in the more realistic case of a partial front impact that the IIHS does. It is similar to how hybrids EPA city mileage ratings were considerably off until a new system was used to rate them. The Tesla is very safe for full frontal impacts but that is not a real world scenario so those ratings must be taken with a huge grain of salt.

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    80. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They are not saying that the car does not do well in the test, they are saying that the test is a poor representation of a real crash. So you can build a car that is very safe in that particular type of crash and score well in the test, while you would still be more badly hurt in most real crashes than with some cars that do not get as good scores.

    81. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Wild_dog! · · Score: 1

      The government is trying to push $70k cars on people .... hahahahaha
      I think I would love to get on the list to be able to get a Tesla simply because they don't suck.
      Unfortunately, pricey fast luxury cars are not on my list of important things to try to buy with my life-force.

      But if like you say the state is trying to get one to everyone, I am all for that... hahahahaa

    82. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Renault Alpine.

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    83. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Informative

      Gasoline engines do not work when submerged. They require high voltage electrical sparks to ignite the fuel. Being submerged robs them of the spark they need to run. You would have to do special waterproofing of all of the engine's electrical works before it can run submerged.

      Growing up as a 'river rat,' partying with crazed rednecks and their beater 4x4s on the river beds has imparted me with the knowledge that what you say here is decidedly not true. Theoretically, you're right, but practical observation defies that theory. Hell, the most I've ever seen anyone do as far as waterproofing was to RTV their distributor shut, and even that was considered overkill.

      Diesel engines, on the other hand, do not use spark plugs or electrical components (other than for starting the motor), so all you need is a snorkel. Those Humvees and Land-Rovers you see crossing rivers and streams with the snorkels all have diesel engines.

      Bullshit - I've seen far, far more 6-cylinder gasoline Jeeps successfully taking a swim than anything else, save maybe Chenowth dune buggies powered by 50-year-old VW engines.

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    84. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Roofs have to support large forces, not decelerations. Other parts of the car do have to absorb significant decelerations.

    85. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wrong. Nothing should ever be rigid on a car ever."

      Yes, thats why so many roll cages arent rigid.

    86. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming in your zeal to post something negative on Slashdot that you misread the original post, and I'm not wasting time pointing this out to someone just trolling ...

      I didn't misread it, but I did misinterpret your comment. There were multiple ACs, and I thought you were referring to another one. The person you were replying to wasn't an AC, but he was replying to this AC comment which claimed nothing should be rigid ever. I thought you were supporting him, which made the rollbars comment strange.

      So I apologize, but in my defense you didn't make it that clear who you were talking about. I was just following the thread.

    87. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      And gasoline engines are. /s

    88. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      You say that as if the engine fan would keep working, spark plugs can keep firing, the engine doesn't flood(through, say, the tailpipe, or oil system), or a ton of other basic risks. All an electric motor needs to keep working is insulation to prevent shorts. Which it SHOULD have anyways.

      ... this is why engineers sometimes annoy me.

      "It doesn't fit the model, therefore it can't work!"

      Well, Skippy, I hate to break it to ya, but gasoline engines very much DO operate underwater, presuming dry airflow to the intake (and from the exhaust) is maintained. Just plug something like "Jeep drives under water" into Youtube for examples.

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    89. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Gasoline engines do not work when submerged. They require high voltage electrical sparks to ignite the fuel. Being submerged robs them of the spark they need to run. You would have to do special waterproofing of all of the engine's electrical works before it can run submerged.

      If only we had the technology to do such waterproofing and run high voltage electrical wires underwater...
      Oh wait, we do. Which means it is possible to run a gasoline engine submerged then, doesn't it?
      It's just that you can't grab any engine from a standard passenger car as it was built from the factory and do it.

    90. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Mad+Quacker · · Score: 1

      While I don't think the ratings were manipulated they are artificially high because the Tesla design is able to game the system.

      Gaming the system by making the car safer? Next you will tell me they have a "unfair advantage" because it doesn't use gas.

      More anti-Tesla vitriol here.

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    91. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by tgd · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming in your zeal to post something negative on Slashdot that you misread the original post, and I'm not wasting time pointing this out to someone just trolling ...

      I didn't misread it, but I did misinterpret your comment. There were multiple ACs, and I thought you were referring to another one. The person you were replying to wasn't an AC, but he was replying to this AC comment which claimed nothing should be rigid ever. I thought you were supporting him, which made the rollbars comment strange.

      So I apologize, but in my defense you didn't make it that clear who you were talking about. I was just following the thread.

      I didn't even notice the dimwit who replied as also an AC.

    92. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The Tesla "gamed" the system by having a large crumple zone? That sounds like they gamed the system by making the car safer. Isn't that the point?

    93. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that it is.

    94. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Not if they suddenly hit cold water and crack the engine block.

    95. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All kinds of people buy electric cars idiot. You wouldnt happen to be from Missouri would you?

    96. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Why would the engine fan have to keep running? It would be submerged in a giant heatsink.

    97. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by profplump · · Score: 1

      What has age got to do with anything? Substitute any other social group into that sentence and look at how terrible it becomes -- "not white enough to drive a car". Belittling a group based on the circumstances of their birth is wrong no matter which circumstance you choose.

    98. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyg5KK6uDfs
      Even spark gasoline engines(in this case, running on propane, so no complex computers or anything) can be run under water, so long as your intake is above the water level.
      I'm thinking the rubber boot around the spark wires prevent losing all of the current needed for sparks.

    99. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the best euphemism I've heard for "will cause serious injury" - compression.... hah.

    100. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AK+Marc · · Score: 2
      Generally, IIHS results follow NHTSA results (both chronologicaly, when they are run, and with results that are similar). The IIHS tests were initially not about "safety" either. They were made so that insurers would insure a car before 100,000 of them have crashed. Actuaries won't give a cost to insure without data. So the Insurance companies tested things like bumper performance and such. They named their testing arm "for Highway Safety" because "for higher profits" pissed people off. After realizing their results were being used outside insurance purposes and the cars were the same cost to them to bump a bumper as well as crush, they started doing other tests. Deformable barriers, offset crashes, and the like. But the results, aside from a few outliers, largely mimicked the NHTSA results.

      The Tesla is very safe for full frontal impacts but that is not a real world scenario so those ratings must be taken with a huge grain of salt.

      It is a good gauge that correlates well to real world performance. You have no reason to doubt the generalizable of the results. Much like most side-impacts into poles aren't with the car stationary and the pole moving at an exact angle into the side of the car. What if the angle is less or more? Carnage could result. Given the apparent structural strength of the sides (from the side impact tests), and the front performance, why wouldn't one expect the offset crash to perform better, not worse, given your assertion that the side impact test performance increases with the level of strength in the sides?

      Given the results and your own logic, I come to the opposite conclusion. It will do *better* in the offset tests than reflected in the full-frontal test. Though I think it will, in practice, only do as well as it did in the frontal, as your logic is flawed.

    101. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      My point which you seemed to miss is that the 5 star rating of the Tesla in the NHTSA rating gives the appearance that it is a super safe car for front collisions but I doubt it will fare as well in the more realistic case of a partial front impact that the IIHS does.

      And why do you doubt that? What do you know that I don't? Did Tesla completely leave out the side panel impact zones or something? It sounds like you have some insight into specifically how they designed the car.

      The Tesla is very safe for full frontal impacts but that is not a real world scenario

      How is someone driving head-on into something else not a real world scenario? You're saying that never happens?

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    102. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      The problem with your theory is that they designed the tests to reflect real-world crashes.

    103. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Are _any_ of those still made?

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    104. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Because kids call others names. It's an immaturity thing. So you can't substitute 'any other social group'.

      Not sure how you can't see that.

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    105. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

      Depends on the country you are in. You can't get the diesel engined Hyluxes for example in the United States until they are at least 25 years old.

      There is a good reason the Hylux is one of the premiere off road vehicles, and most of those are diesel. (See also Top Gear episode on the Hylux for amusement).

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    106. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by dywolf · · Score: 1

      thats not what the ac has been saying. someones said the roof shouldnt give, and AC should it *should* ("nothing, nothing should ever be rigid on a car") which is patently wrong. and you speaking of "I'm assuming in your zeal to post something negative on Slashdot that you misread the original post, and I'm not wasting time pointing this out to someone just trolling ..." is just irony, delicious irony.

      the passenger compartment is NOT a crumple zone or energy absorber. the passenger compartment is very very rigid/strong. all the crumple zones are -outside- the passenger compartment. the compartment itself cannot experience any deformation (ideally) because that leads to deformation of people's bodies...usually a Very Bad Thing. speaking specifically of the roof (which the ac was) the roof cannot "aborb" anything; and its not designed to. its designed to suport the weight of the car, plus some, and transfer it to the roll bars/pillars and not crush skulls.

      the AC was wrong.

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    107. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I read about those back in the year of the flood. _Bad_ imitation 911..

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    108. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 2

      Bullshit. NO one buys electric cars because they uniformly suck and this is clearly just the fucking government trying to push them on us. But why am I arguing with dumbass statists on Slashdot AGAIN?

      I see them on a near-daily basis. When you say "NO one" what you really mean is only people who can afford to spend $70K on a car. Granted that's not a lot of people, but in order for costs to be driven down we need those early adopters with deep pockets.

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    109. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You never need the roof to absorb energy. The roof should be 100% rigid. You will (based on statistics) *never* have an initial impact on the roof. You may "roll" onto it, but it's never the initial impact point. So you want the roof to remain rigid to allow safe extraction of the occupants. The other surfaces are there to absorb the initial impact.

      Look at race cars where surviving 200+ mph crashes is possible. The passenger cage is 100% rigid. The front and back (and what little of the sides extends from the car) are absorbent, but the cage is rigid. That's the safe design. Yours is not.

    110. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      If they gamed the system, passengers will be safer in accidents similar to the test, but potentially less safe in other accidents.

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    111. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      I'm a radical libertarian and I would happily buy an electric car under the right circumstances. Having the biggest carbon footprint isn't some sort of twisted measure of how free you are.

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    112. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by dywolf · · Score: 1

      ya now im confused whos replying to what now.

      There was "When you roll the thing over, you want it to be rigid so that it doesn't bend to intersect with your empty skull."

      To which AC said: "Wrong. Nothing should ever be rigid on a car ever. Otherwise the full force of the impact get transferred to your brain."

      And when speaking of the roof of the car, the AC is wrong.

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    113. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Or was it the right AC? That's the problem with ACs, you never really know.

      I think 50% of ACs post stupid questions, and then reply to themselves with even stupider answers just to watch others argue about which stupid is stupider.

    114. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the whole point is to make the cabin itself very rigid, but it is surrounded by energy-absorbing crumple zones outside of it to absorb impacts

      In other news, americans get 5-star safety-rating as passengers.

    115. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No, it never needs to absorb energy. If it did, as the other AC (or the same one, if you are arguing with yourself) said, they'd do roof impact tests. They don't because the roof never receives an impact, even in a rollover, that requires any absorption.

    116. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      He probably drives an old Beetle. :-)

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    117. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by afidel · · Score: 2

      Yep, lots of guys put snorkel air intakes on their jeeps and go through rivers, without a PCV system the only other place for water to enter a running engine is through the gas cap which can't be water/air tight because you'd cause a vacuum that your fuel pump could never pull against.

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    118. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      Heh, as silly as that is, there are worse examples of Hollywood Explosives....

      Standard fragmentation hand grenades demolishing entire buildings in a huge fireball and smoke plume...

      And the inverse.... 150mm artillery shell slams into the ground near the protagonist, there's a smoke puff, and the protagonist just brushes off a mild sprinkling of dust, then walks away, with full hearing, vision etc...

    119. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      >>>>> with no engine block it will be possible to add more cross-bracing to the engine bay

      What engine bay? :-)

    120. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by DutchUncle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is just like the recent XKCD. Percentages are meaningless without bases. The Tesla will have lost more of its crumple zone - of which it has A LOT MORE TOTAL by your own earlier statement.

    121. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      You know it's a violation of law to remove your bumper dynamite and zero G sensor?

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    122. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      ...or "frunk" if you will :-P

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    123. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Once the water hits the fuse panel, there are usually issues. You can seal an engine to work underwater, but in practice they are not, except for after-market modified trucks, which doesn't seem sporting to compare a sedan against a specially modified truck.

    124. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by glueball · · Score: 1

      Pontiac Fiero - NO
      Porsche Boxster (and related Cayman) -YES
      Acura NSX--2005 and again in 2015
      Toyota MR2--NO
      Smart Fourtwo-YES
      Ford GT40--NO

      The Italian supercars are rear engine, Audi R8 are current production.

    125. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're FR as far as I know, but the newer(?) ones *MAY* qualify as a MR due to user of a transaxle in the back instead of a regular transmission like previous Z cars had.

      I think that only happened after the GTR came out though, so I'm not sure if there's two generations of 370z with different chassis layouts or not.

    126. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      An empty tank will explode better than a full one. Fuel line leaks to turn to fire. Given 5-10 minutes to heat a nearly empty fuel tank, and an explosion does happen, well burst of flames that looks explosion-like, the tanks are deliberately designed to a narrow range of strength to not break in a crash, but to break before explosive pressures are reached. They aren't given pressure relief valves because those are proven to not work for a number of scenarios (most disaster show tank explosions are of tanks with pressure relief, and explode anyway), so the cost and benefits of them on every fuel tank make it useless (spending the same money on rural helicopters would save more lives for the same $$$). A full fuel tank will burn longer, but an empty one has a good mix of vapor and O2.

    127. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gasoline engines do not work when submerged. They require high voltage electrical sparks to ignite the fuel. Being submerged robs them of the spark they need to run. You would have to do special waterproofing of all of the engine's electrical works before it can run submerged.

      Growing up as a 'river rat,' partying with crazed rednecks and their beater 4x4s on the river beds has imparted me with the knowledge that what you say here is decidedly not true. Theoretically, you're right, but practical observation defies that theory. Hell, the most I've ever seen anyone do as far as waterproofing was to RTV their distributor shut, and even that was considered overkill.

      Diesel engines, on the other hand, do not use spark plugs or electrical components (other than for starting the motor), so all you need is a snorkel. Those Humvees and Land-Rovers you see crossing rivers and streams with the snorkels all have diesel engines.

      Bullshit - I've seen far, far more 6-cylinder gasoline Jeeps successfully taking a swim than anything else, save maybe Chenowth dune buggies powered by 50-year-old VW engines.

      Practical observation of an actual engine shows that you screw the plugs into the engine and it would be detrimental if the combustion chamber was open to the surrounding. As long as you provide air to fuel the combustion the engine will run. If you manage to fill the engine with water to the point to drown the plugs you got other problems. Any combustion engine would have stopped working for quite some time by then. No matter gasoline or diesel.

    128. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by cartel1982 · · Score: 1

      God damn I wish Toyota would put the Hylux in the United States. If it's durable and adaptable enough for Tutsi rebels in Africa, I fucking want one. Asymmetrical warfare is about the most strenuous stress-test there is.

    129. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Fine, the car's battery/alternator would short, destroying the wiring. Just like an electric.

    130. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by suutar · · Score: 1

      so they'll need a snorkel? Sounds doable.

    131. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he "kan reed", but apparently he can't write so good, so maybe it's a little of both.

    132. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe this guy - he sounds like he's been in quite a few car accidents, he obviously knows from experience what brain damage is like.

    133. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      And you may pay $100,000 for a BMW. But it's really not that much more advanced in construction than a Chevy.

      Higher tech, maybe not quite so much. Higher quality, definitely.

    134. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla had them do the front test at 50 mph, not 35. In addition, it was Tesla that encouraged iihs to do the 25% front ends. They are also pushing for rear-enders at 100 mph differential. Heck, even on the side impact, they had nhsta do 60 mph, rather than the 35 that was used for others.
      They did this because they knew that all the others, esp the German cars, game the system. That is why the German cars failed the 25% tests so badly. Tesla pushed this because they had already fully tested it and knew that they were the real deal. Hell, they are the only vehicle shy of a tank, that beats a crush test. So carp all u want, but in less than 2 months u will be eating shit

    135. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible to put *any* fire out. Most of them, you starve of Oxygen. The types where the fuel provides the Oxygen for the fire, you simply have to remove the *heat* quickly enough. It doesn't matter what material is burning, if you can cool it to below it's combustion point, it will not burn. Of course, some of those temperatures aren't *practical* to attain, but that's different than not *possible*.

    136. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I'd be more interesting to see how it fares in the "submerged in water" test.

      I'm not sure if the batteries require an air source, as a gasoline engine would, but it seems possible that the vehicle would work underwater. Unlike what you might think, electric components in a regular car don't instantly stop working underwater. In fact, power windows and headlights will probably still work underwater for awhile.

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    137. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      Actually, my Nissan has red blinkers.

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    138. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by mr_zorg · · Score: 1

      There have been multiple real-world frontal offset crashes with the Tesla Model S already. Looking those up and photos from them show much the same results as with the other crash tests did. Which is to say, the car performed flawlessly and the occupants walked away unharmed. I suspect when IIHS results are performed it will score equally as well.

    139. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      This is what ALL auto makers do at present. I wager Tesla has done it much less so.

      I'd be curious about the mid-frontal collision compared to most any other car. But the point of the comment is mostly that no engine was gaming. But that's nto gaming if the fact makes the vehicle safer in reality and not just tests.

    140. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Tesla uses the middle of the car as a crumple zone, if its side panels were as stiff as an IC car it would stop too fast causing injuries in crash test dummies in the NHTSA test. This is not the case the Tesla crumpled the same amount as the Kia Optima and was rated the same, since the Kia can not have crumple zones where the engine is it's safe to assume its sides handle more of the impact then the Tesla. In a partial test the Optima is not losing as much of the crumple zone and structure as the Tesla.

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    141. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by suutar · · Score: 2

      His theory is that because of no engine the energy absorbing elements in the front end will be more spread out and while that's good for a full-front test, there will be less of them for a partial-front impact. He neglects the possibility that the improvement in full-front results is from simply adding more energy absorbing elements (like the floor, which most cars don't have under the engine). Until there's corroboration from either design docs or test results, I'm not worrying about it.

    142. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by broken_chaos · · Score: 1

      ...I laughed at "compression of the passengers".

    143. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      My point which you seemed to miss is that the 5 star rating of the Tesla in the NHTSA rating gives the appearance that it is a super safe car for front collisions but I doubt it will fare as well in the more realistic case of a partial front impact that the IIHS does.

      And why do you doubt that? What do you know that I don't? Did Tesla completely leave out the side panel impact zones or something? It sounds like you have some insight into specifically how they designed the car.

      In a NHTSA test Tesla uses the whole front end to stop the car safely if the sides were as rigid as an IC car it would stop too fast causing injuries to the crash test dummies. The sides of the IC car absorb the collision because the engine is in the middle and it cannot absorb it. When Tesla gets into a partial head on collision it won't have the whole center area too absorb energy, IC cars are built not to rely on the center so partial tests have less variance from full frontal impacts because they are still using the same structure to stop the car.

      The Tesla is very safe for full frontal impacts but that is not a real world scenario

      How is someone driving head-on into something else not a real world scenario? You're saying that never happens?

      Head on accidents are rarely ever like the NHTSA test where the full front of the car is taking the impact, the vast majority are partial impacts, IIHS tests a 40% and a 25% which means 40% of the front bumper hit the wall and 25% of the front bumper hit the wall.

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    144. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Quila · · Score: 2

      Gas tank breather kit, runs a breather line to the snorkel level.

    145. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Quila · · Score: 1

      I guess it's impossible to insulate those, right?

      Every 4x4 has a fording depth. Ones not designed to get the engine soaked have a shallow one, those with protection have deeper ones. Some you just have to add a snorkel kit and the entire thing can run underwater, as in the problem is now the driver getting air, not the engine.

    146. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Those are mid engine. Engine is in front of the transmission.

      Many of the others are Transverse mid. Engine besides the transmission.

      True rear engine cars are pretty rare. VW bugs, original Fiat 500/600/850s, Porsche 911 (and knockoffs like the Alpine mentioned above).

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    147. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I think you are wrong. I've seen others give reasons, and you ignored them, so I'll not bother reasoning with the unreasonable. You are making the invalid assumption that there is no cross-bracing at all. I just want to make sure to point out to all the other irrational haters that your "facts" aren't. You are just presenting unfounded (And incorrect) opinion as fact.

    148. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In NYC changing lanes nudge is more likely than not to get you pregnant.

    149. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to measure how much of a crumple zone a roof might have. My car has about 2" before it's impacting my head. Sides have 4-6", and then it's impacting my arm.

      Just playing Devil's Advocate, but a "roof crumple zone" can be any thickness you want. Just because the distance between your head and the interior of the car is 2", does not mean the crumple zone can only be 2". Just add a few more inches to the thickness of the roof, with one part designed to crumple, and another part designed for strength and stability.

      Again, just playing Devil's Advocate. Reading the other posts, it does make sense to have a roof that does not crumple.

    150. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I was talking space inside the car cabin. The doors are 4-6" from my arms. The roof is 2" from my head.

      You'd have to make significantly thicker roofs to make a good crumple zone. Every car would have to look like it's wearing a top hat.

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    151. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Delwin · · Score: 1

      You mean like non-nuke submarines... which use electric while underwater and disel whie on the surface where they can get access to an air supply? Sure it's different batteries (which don't explode when exposed to water...) but your argument doesn't exactly hold a lot of weight. Now I would like to see a flood test where they run it into a river and see if it explodes.

    152. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      ...the ratings were manipulated they are artificially high...

      Enough with the ad hominem. There is no link to synthetics causing manipulative behavior. Naturally occurring drugs aren't better than synthetics: The "all natural" drugs have less predictable side effects because they're more complex chemically. So, if they're concerned with consistent results, which of course the NHTSA is, then it's logical they'd prefer artificial highs.

    153. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by VortexCortex · · Score: 1
      glueball writes:

      Name one besides the 911?

      Rear/mid engine cars:

      Pontiac Fiero Porsche Boxster Acura NSX Toyota MR2 Smart Fourtwo Ford GT40

      Many different designs and price points.

      Interesting isn't it? How similar "glueball" sounds to "Google", that is.

      OK, glueball now, what's the air-speed velocity of an unladen Firebird?

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    154. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Don't know about you, but given that most mid and rear engine vehicles are considered sports cars, I'd be a heck of a lot more interested in it's frontal crash rating, even over 'the family sedan'.

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    155. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      If there is only a partial impact the combustion engine still has half its crumple zone while the Tesla will have 25%.

      Why do we care if the remaining crumple zone is 50% or 25%? The issue that matters is what forces hit the occupants of the vehicle. I could engineer a 'crumple zone' that uses 1% of it's space in a 40mph impact, it'd just cream the occupants. 100% is also bad, because that marks intrusion into the cabin. A Tesla has massive space for crumple zones because it doesn't need to keep the engine out of the passenger's laps. I also wonder if that 50% is the crumple area, or the whole front of the car? Because if it's the latter much over 50% and the engine might be intruding into the cabin, while at 25% remaining the Tesla still has 15% more to go before intrusion.

      I'd like to see the sources on the percentages, by the way. I'd like to see precisely what they're measuring.

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    156. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I see them on a near-daily basis. When you say "NO one" what you really mean is only people who can afford to spend $70K on a car. Granted that's not a lot of people, but in order for costs to be driven down we need those early adopters with deep pockets.

      I consider the fact that I spend like $100 in gas money every few weeks. If I was a heavier driver, $100/week, and could charge for free at work or something, that's $5k/year saved. 5 years and I'd be break even with a $45k car, which is a lot more in reach for many people. Call me back when it's equivalent to a $30k car.

      That's without figuring stuff like savings on oil changes.

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    157. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that with the exception of nukes and diesel-electrics operating on the surface, all submarines use electric motors.

    158. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50% of rarer blinkers are the break lights. They just flash them on/off or run them dim at night.

    159. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry. It's revolutionary engineering and design that accounts for the top rating, not politics. Twice the # of crumple zones and extremely low center of gravity. I own one ⦠and I'm a conservative.

    160. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      It doesn't look like it will fill the niche of either an SUV or a minivan from those pictures. It just looks like a hatchback. Not useful for, say, soccer moms, I'd guess.

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    161. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AaronW · · Score: 2

      Tesla has a lot of cross bracing in the front that normally would not be possible in a front engine car. There's a massive pillar that goes between the top of the front suspension. Since the battery pack is under the entire passenger compartment and has steel plates it helps further strengthen the passenger compartment.

      The front bumper is connected to two hexagonal extruded aluminum bars designed to absorb the impact.

      I have seen some pictures of Teslas that have been in some very bad accidents. In one, a BMW M5 ran a stop sign at 60MPH and hit the front quarter panel of the Tesla. All occupants were OK though.

      Pictures: http://www.teslamotorsclub.com/showthread.php/17190-Major-accident-for-me-tonight-(5-26)-(New-P85-arrives-7-8)?p=348987&viewfull=1#post348987

      Tesla head-on with a Honda Accord: (sadly the accord occupants did not survive) http://www.teslamotors.com/forum/forums/model-s-safe

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    162. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by denobug · · Score: 1

      Fine, the car's battery/alternator would short, destroying the wiring. Just like an electric.

      There's something called dielectric gel that works quite well on the marine battery's terminals to waterproof the connections (with some rubber covers). I suspect they work the same way with other battery-utilizing vehicles.

    163. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AaronW · · Score: 3, Informative

      While the pictures may not show it, I saw a Model X in person at the Tesla factory. It is nearly the size of an Expedition so I think it will fill the role nicely as either since it can comfortably seat 7 adults with extra storage under the frunk.

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    164. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by forceman130 · · Score: 1

      You would be wrong in expecting that, the Tesla uses its center as a crumple zone if the sides are too stiff in the NHTSA test the car will stop too fast leading to injuries in the crash test dummies and a poor rating. Because of this it is fair to assume that the sides are not as strong as another 5 star crash test recipient with a front combustion engine. If there is only a partial impact the combustion engine still has half its crumple zone while the Tesla will have 25%.

      You are assuming that the Tesla and other cars both start with the same "amount" of crumple zone. But if the Tesla actually has twice the amount of crumple zone, then having 25% of it left would be exactly the same as 50% of the normal car's. Taking the engine out gives the Tesla extra margin, it doesn't just move the same amount of margin around.

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    165. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BRAKE lights, you fucking idiot

    166. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Lodlaiden · · Score: 1

      Mythbusters showed electric windows would still work for 30-40 minutes after being submerged under water. (They stuck the whole battery/window assembly underwater)

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    167. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a brake!

    168. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't relevant to whether or not the car has a motor between the front and the passengers- it quite obviously does.

    169. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Mirar · · Score: 1

      I have another question regarding the NHTSA testing and the rating.

      In Euro-NCAP, cars are divided into three classes - small, normal and SUV (I forgot the exact names they use, but basically those).
      Each class have harder demands to get five stars. Does the Model S fall into an "easier" category in this test?

    170. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DISCLAIMER : I am a qualified FIA level roll cage builder. Look up the FIA while you are at it to understand exactly who in motorsports they are.

      I *AM* an expert and I think the AC is a fucking idiot. YOU are a fucking idiot. You absolutly, completely and utterly NEVER want the roof to bend or crush and dywolf is 100% correct in his post. You are aiming to prevent ANY energy from entering the passenger cell, which is why a roll cage is designed to flow the energy around the passenger cell and to remain rigid in the event of a rollover. Crumple zones are one thing, the proper flow of force around the occupants is another and for the passenger cell, that is what you want. Crumple BEFORE the passenger cell, the cell itself to be as rigid and able to flow energy to other areas as possible. On the roof, you do NOT want a crumple zone, you want the roof to stay in shape for as long as possible due to soft gooey things too close to allow for it. However, there's more reasons to allow for a rigid rollver protection

      In a rollover, it's also often desirable to have the accident go for longer to dissipate more energy over a longer time - allowing a passenger cell to survive for 8 rolls means you have much less WHACK and done and in fact a rigid cell may prolong the rollover event. But that's probably a good thing in most cases as the energy is dissipated over a longer time and that's VERY good. As long as the passengers are not having energy from the impacts transferred to them, they will almost certainty walk away.

      Oh and yes, I did walk away from a 150 kph rollover in a rally in a cage I built myself.

    171. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Actually Mercedes and Volvo, which have the some of the lowest fatality rates per mile driven do not get perfect scores on their NHTSA or IIHS tests, they just build safe cars. Tesla even admitted it changed the design of the front to perform better in the NHTSA frontal crash test.

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    172. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Do you understand what the IIHS test is? they run the car into a brick wall with 25% of the bumper and 40% of the bumper striking the wall head on. In the NHTSA test Tesla used its whole front end to absorb the impact while an IC car can only use the sides because the engine is in the center. If Tessa's sides were as strong as an IC its front impact would be bad because it would stop too fast. Now in the IIHS partial front collision tests the IC car still can use half of its energy absorbing area in both the 25% and the 40% tests. The Tesla will only be able to use 25% and 40% of it's energy absorbing area, I'm sure the sides of the Tesla are stronger then the center so it won't be a complete failure but there is no way it can perform as well as an IC car that also received a 5 star rating for the full frontal crash.

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    173. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      The cross bracing is irreverent, for a full frontal crash, the one in which Tesla got a 5, if the cross bracing is too strong it will fail the front end crash test because it will stop too fast and the crash test dummies will show injuries. This did not happen so it is safe to assume the whole front of the car absorbed the energy properly. Now in an IC car they can't use the center to absorb the energy so the sides must do all the absorbing. My point is that in a partial head on collision an IC car is going to utilize more of its energy absorbing crumple zone then the Tesla so you would expect it to perform better in the partial head on collision.

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    174. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by PurplePhase · · Score: 1

      Done and done: see Demolition Man

    175. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Done and done: see Demolition Man

      I'd really rather not.

    176. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Show us where they say that.

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    177. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BS. U have not even seen the design if u think that it is front crumble zone. It is 2 side crumble zones that were designed to withstand 40 mph+. That is why they had NHSTA conduct test at 50, rather than 35.

    178. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by drkoemans · · Score: 1

      FWIW, you don't need a snorkel, you just need to keep positive pressure in the tailpipe. If you drop your RPMs, you create a backdraft which will suck water water into the exhaust system and kill the engine or what I like to call the "banana in the tailpipe" effect. I've forded many a river in my youth driving an 80s two wheel drive Toyota Hilux. Also got stuck a few times not following this rule.

    179. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know what all the tests are. What I don't get is your insistence that since Tesla gets to 'use the whole front' it has to perform worse than an IC car that can 'only' use the sides to absorb impact.

      I'm sure the sides of the Tesla are stronger then the center so it won't be a complete failure but there is no way it can perform as well as an IC car that also received a 5 star rating for the full frontal crash.

      I still fail to see your reasoning holding. I don't understand how a company that has much more design leeway in how the front end is constructed(not having to worry about an IC engine in there), can't design a front end that performs better in *every* crash test, from full-front to 25% front.

      Let me go through my reasoning:
      1. Front engine IC cars have a generally massive amount of mass in the form of the engine. This engine also limits the amount of cross-bracing available, as well as the true amount of 'crush space'. Meanwhile Tesla can do whatever it wants in the front because it doesn't have the engine to worry about. There are some tricks - today the engine is generally designed to 'fold down' in a crash, helping to keep it out of the passenger compartment and extending the amount of crush space, but they're just assists/makeups compared to somebody who gets to design the front end without those worries.
      2. As you mentioned, the sides of a model S are likely still far stronger than the middle. For one we know there's an opening there called the 'fronk'; it's not big, but it's there.
      3. 'Crush Zone' doesn't have to be of all equal strength, not only sides vs middle, but from front to back. There's even some tricks that can be done with inertia so that the crumple zone will require more force to collapse a given distance in a high speed impact than it will in a lower speed one. It can have stronger members near the back so that a high speed impact is more survivable while still keeping a 'no serious injury' standard for lower speed ones. There's lots of design possibilities.
      4. 'Strength' of members, of all members, not just side ones, is a calculated value - too strong and as you say they stop too fast, too weak and you lose your crumple zone faster and get into cabin intrusion(bad).
      5. There's various ways to transfer impact energy to areas not actually impacted. That's why other posters mentioned braces, transfer bars, etc... With the proper bracing you can force the rest of the crush zone to also collapse/deform even in the 25% front area impact. The model S is much more free with the ability to cross-brace than IC engine vehicles.
      6. Rear and mid-engine sports cars, where a 120mph front end collision into a static object has to be a primary design consideration tend to do surprisingly well in said collisions without the engine in the way. Tesla can draw from that design experience.

      Basically, my estimate is that the Tesla is still going to out-perform other 5* cars with traditional front engines just like they did with the 100% test. They just have too many advantages.

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    180. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Not artificially high? How come North American cars don't have amber turn signals then?

      Funnily, mine does.

      Mandated? Perhaps not. On many cars anyway? Yup!

    181. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      I would be wary of the NHTSA front crash test ratings for the Tesla. The NHTSA front crash test is a full frontal crash into a wall at 35, while the IIHS does a more real world scenario of 25% and 40% of the bumper hitting a wall at 40mph. Without a large motor in the way Tesla is able to use the whole front compartment as a crumple zone as opposed to most combustion vehicles that primary use the sides as a crumple zone. While I don't think the ratings were manipulated they are artificially high because the Tesla design is able to game the system. Unfortunately the IIHS crash test ratings have not been released yet but I can't imagine them doing as well, in the 40% test the Tesla will have lost 60% of it crumple zone while typical combustion engines will lost a little over 50%, in the 25% test Tesla will lose 75% and the combustion engine is still at a little over 50%.

      I don't understand the point you are making - are you saying that because most of the front end of a Tesla Model S, including left side front, right side front, AND middle, are crumple-zone worthy, that it is less safe? Wouldn't that make it more safe?

    182. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by teknosapien · · Score: 1

      Most rear wheeled cars have a very short front end. The Tesla has a normal large sedan front end that it can use as a crumple zone

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    183. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you failed in middle school in the category of comprehension. They are saying electric is safer than internal combustion because it IS safer.

    184. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by swillden · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the next tesla vehicle going to compete against the $50k luxury SUV's?

      Next vehicle, yes. I said next-generation, meaning their next sedan.

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    185. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      With proper cross bracing, you are still wrong. The side doesn't need to absorb "all" the crash, it can transfer it to the other side. It also has a floor, something no front engined car has.

      Your irrational and hate-filled opinions are not based in fact. The fact is they outperformed nearly everyone in a frontal crash, and there's no evidence they'd do any worse in an offset crash.

    186. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      You can be wary all you like and speculate all you like, but we have real-world collisions to look at already including ones with fatalities (not the Model S' passengers - they're all fine).

      http://www.teslamotors.com/forum/forums/model-s-safe

      https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-BoVsb74ZVTU/Ueo211zIQ0I/AAAAAAAAAHA/57Td1d4rr0I/w927-h522-no/TeslaHeadOnCollision-k-bigpic.jpg
      https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-rlB359m59V8/Ueo2xioWUBI/AAAAAAAAAGw/ETAizn3DfnQ/w465-h586-no/TeslaHeadOnCollision-Front.png
      https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/--CoWlEVV2ro/Ueo2FZEw-nI/AAAAAAAAAEo/hqraTBRsqog/w854-h475-no/HeadOnCollisionCabinIntact.jpg

      Scroll down just a bit and you'll see a Honda and BMW that were obliterated and a couple Teslas looking a bit banged up. The drivers have posted on various forums about their experiences. Honda generally makes some pretty safe cars, but you won't be able to find out about the experience of the people in the accident with the Model S because the Honda failed to save their lives. The Model S driver walked away with minor injuries and that was a 1/4 head-on.

      Got any other theories about how the Model S will perform?

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    187. Re: NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by palion · · Score: 1

      Why do people here insult each other? Beats me. Anyway, you,AC, found the right tone.

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    188. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by palion · · Score: 1

      Funnily, mine does.

      You are clearly anti-american.

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    189. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Pleas explain to me how this is possible that the cross bracing would not be utilized in a full head on collision, causing the vehicle to stop to fast and injuring the crash test dummies?

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    190. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      The thing I can't understand is if the cross bracing is used to improve the partial tests why won't it stop too fast in the full frontal test. If you look at the video of the crash test you see that up to the front wheels is crushed which is where the frame starts there is not a lot of crumple space left, so I'm assuming they don't have much energy absorption left. The exact same can be said of the 5 star rated optima, but in the optima's case the majority of the crumple zone is in the sides. The amount of cross bracing required to spread the partial impact across the whole front crumple zone would render the crumple zone completely rigid. I just don't think it is possible to have the front cushioned enough to stop properly in a full crash and not lose the majority of the cushioning in a partial test.

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    191. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Optali · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but nobody knows what they are used for, LOL.
      You USians should be proud of being good drivers. Here in Euroland we basically all suck: Slow as ducks (here in Holland) or fast and dangerous as in Spain. Maybe the German...

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    192. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I'm not an American...we have Holland-style driving by me :-(

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    193. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Not as annoying as people who write "break" instead of "brake".

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    194. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      The thing I can't understand is if the cross bracing is used to improve the partial tests why won't it stop too fast in the full frontal test.

      The amount of cross bracing required to spread the partial impact across the whole front crumple zone would render the crumple zone completely rigid.

      Ever worked with a collapsing stand? A brace can be designed to be strong enough to hold an elephant from one direction, yet collapse with a push of a finger in another. Just design the brace to provide strength side to side on the car, not lengthwise. It doesn't have to provide structural strength/resistance to impact. What I'm picturing them being used for is to transfer force. Picture two lines that represent the sides of the car. When an impact occurs, the lines collapse depending on the impact forces and their strength. Their strength is calibrated to protect the passengers up to a impact of X velocity, more or less without injury.

      Obviously if you only impact ONE of these lines with the same amount of force it'll collapse faster. If you used the full distance for the prior test, the whole line will collapse, indicating penetration into the cabin and injury to passengers. If you fatten up the lines to the point that only 1 line is sufficient for the impact, an impact against 2 will result in too much shock to the cabin.

      So let's add some bracing - put an X attaching from the front of the lines to about the midpoint of the opposite. Heck, you can have a number of such X's running the length. Now run the simulation again - when both lines are hit with equal impact, they collapse equally and the bracing does nothing. But if only 1 is hit, once the one line collapses to the point that it hits the bottom of an X, it has to start dragging the 2nd line with it, transferring impact energy to the other side of the vehicle. BTW, the bracing is designed to be strong tensile(pulling), not compressive force(pushing). It'll collapse easy, but pull hard. The second line will probably bend sideways, but this is still an opportunity to dump energy and can be designed for.

      If you look at the video of the crash test you see that up to the front wheels is crushed which is where the frame starts there is not a lot of crumple space left, so I'm assuming they don't have much energy absorption left.

      You haven't seen enough crash images of modern cars then. I've seen images of 'walk away once they cut you out' accidents where the wheels(and engine) had been pushed underneath the cabin. If the front wheels are still mostly in the proper spot they have like 2' left.

      Take, for example, how the Volvo S60 did. Now, not the same test(still looking), but note how the wheel comes completely off. Want the no offset picture?

      Also, small overlap test seems to be more about having the car push itself sideways a bit, keeping the cabin out of the impact, but allowing it to proceed past the impact point.

      Also, found this: "Tesla determined it would meet the NHTSA front crash test with a 5-star rating and “Tesla then analyzed the Model S to determine the weakest points in the car and retested at those locations until the car achieved 5 stars no matter how the test equipment was configured.” In other words, Tesla expects to perform at a 5-star level no matter how much or little offset in the actual crash. Or better."

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    195. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Pleas explain to me how this is possible that the cross bracing would not be utilized in a full head on collision, causing the vehicle to stop to fast and injuring the crash test dummies?

      Why? Are you going to listen this time, or just keep asking questions until I say something you'll take as a concession so you can walk away content in your blissful hatred and ignorance?

      The cross bracing is designed to transfer energy from one side to the other. In a full-frontal, the energy transferred is equal to energy received, so it does nothing. In an offset, the energy transmitted is much greater than received, improving performance beyond what you'd get in a "traditonal" car. Slashdot, the home of the "I can't think of it in 10 seconds with no training or knowledge of the subject, so it's obviously impossible."

      You do know that "regular" cars do use cross bracing for crash performance, right? Right pain in the ass to change oil on some of the cars where the bracing partially blocks the bottom, or on the Cadillac V8s for a while where the spark plugs couldn't be accessed without pulling the heads because of the bracing above (which is why they were the first American car to come with the 100,000 mile spark plugs). 80's-90's Camaros are another set that has bracing above the engine. But it was possible (however difficult) to reach the plugs from above. Most owners I know replaced the plugs with the 100,000 mile ones on the first opportunity.

    196. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So because they haven't proved it is safe in things that weren't tested for, you think it will be less safe in other scenarios? That sounds like a non-safety of the gaps argument to me. The potential dangers must be hiding in the scenarios that haven't been tested for.

    197. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised there aren't more people importing old Hyluxes once they hit the 25-year mark which makes it legal. I mean, for a Hylux, that's barely broken in.

    198. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the Hylux, but a few years ago I considered having an R34 Skyline imported, especially since Japan requires cars to be retired at somewhere around 30-40K miles (can't remember the exact figure).

      Anyway, from what I read it would have been at least $30,000 to import the car itself, and another $30K to have the emissions converted to the USA standard. I figured that, as much as I love the R34 styling, if I was going to drop 60 large on an all-wheel-drive beastmobile, I might as well get a GTR.

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    199. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      I think gas engines can get almost submerged, but they have to have air to run right? So if there is water over the top of the engine, it is going to stop eventually right?

      I used to drive my Jeep in water that was high enough to get my feet wet, but I don't know any Jeep drivers that would try that if the water was over the steering wheel...

    200. Re:NHTSA pushed a 5 star rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "crumple zone", you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means...

  2. Five Star by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

    Five star safety rating across the board. Excellent! Now if only it didn't come with a five star price tag

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    1. Re:Five Star by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      You invent a cheaper rechargeable battery that matches LiIon on energy density, and congratulations, you've reduced the price of a model S.

    2. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You invent a cheaper rechargeable battery that matches LiIon on energy density, and congratulations, you've reduced the price of a model S.

      If the battery was free, it would still cost twice what I paid for a decent car. This is a top end luxury vehicle, not a green vehicle.

    3. Re:Five Star by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Five star safety rating across the board. Excellent! Now if only it didn't come with a five star price tag

      Laughable - this Five Star rating is going to make it even more desirable to people to whom that price tag isn't in the fiddly minor expense classification, like leaving a tip to well mannered server.

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    4. Re:Five Star by patniemeyer · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Model S starts in the $60k range and for many people who finance and factor in the gas savings monthly the payments are equivalent to that of more reasonably priced car right out the door. Also Tesla has stated that they are planning a more mass market mid-priced car in 2-3 years.

    5. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, I think you would have reduced the manufacturing cost. If they sell as many of these as they like at the current price, it's not likely they'd reduce that price as a result of a manufacturing savings.

    6. Re:Five Star by Loki_1929 · · Score: 5, Informative

      They're working toward that. Iteration 1 was a $110,000 sports car. Iteration 2 is a $60,000 sedan. Iteration 3 is an SUV. Iteration 4 is aiming for a $30,000 every-man's car.

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    7. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are really fucking bad at math.

    8. Re:Five Star by Nadaka · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes it is a top end luxury vehicle, and it is also the best in its class, for a lower cost than comparable vehicles. It is also green.

      It just isn't a cheap family sedan. We are still at least 5 to 10 years from an affordable all electric inexpensive family car.

    9. Re:Five Star by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      Well, I'll admit the price is exactly the reason I am not buying one, but the good news is, the more they sell at this price, the stronger the secondary market will be. Electric cars have vastly lower maintenance costs with how little metal-on-metal goes on inside them, so it's forseeable for used Teslas to stay on the market longer than gas cars, thus driving down the used car price.

      We'll see if that hold true 3-10 years from now.

    10. Re:Five Star by mbkennel · · Score: 4, Insightful


      It's a great car, but Iteration 2 is more like $80,000, and iteration 3 (SUV) will be comparable to a comparable Model S in price according to the web site. A $50k car is possible, but $30k is unlikely for quite a while.

    11. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      How is a $60k car reasonably priced? You could pick up a BMW 320i and 2700 gallons of gas at $10 a gallon. At 30MPG and a yearly average of 15k miles that's over 5 years of driving with gas at $10 a gallon. It seems even less reasonable if you consider an actual reasonable car such as an Accord, Camry or Taurus and a gas price of $5 a gallon.

    12. Re:Five Star by hawguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You invent a cheaper rechargeable battery that matches LiIon on energy density, and congratulations, you've reduced the price of a model S.

      If the battery was free, it would still cost twice what I paid for a decent car. This is a top end luxury vehicle, not a green vehicle.

      And if were built to the same standards as your decent car, it wouldn't have received the 5 star safety rating. Everything is a tradeoff.

    13. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it sounds like an engineering fail. That's a lot of extra mass to be dragging around, a lot of extra cost to build in, and a lot of extra materiel to buy. In other words, JV. They only get away with it due to the supercar price point.

    14. Re:Five Star by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Five star safety rating across the board. Excellent! Now if only it didn't come with a five star price tag

      And are you of the opinion that improvements in safety haven't always come in on the high end first and then trickle down?

      Airbags. ABS. That 3rd eye brake-light. Tire pressure sensors. Probably even more -- all of these things appeared first in higher-end cars and then made their way down to the rest of the models.

      If anything, I expect a car at that price point to have more engineering and safety features in it. You don't just start out putting everything into the cheapest cars on the market.

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    15. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It comes in the color green? Than, yes its a green car, if you mean 'GREEN' car thats debatable... And its not even in the same galaxy if you want affordable family sedan.

    16. Re:Five Star by timeOday · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and when is the $15k mini-van? (restrained sobbing is overheard)

    17. Re:Five Star by hawguy · · Score: 1

      The Model S starts in the $60k range and for many people who finance and factor in the gas savings monthly the payments are equivalent to that of more reasonably priced car right out the door. Also Tesla has stated that they are planning a more mass market mid-priced car in 2-3 years.

      A Honda Accord EX-L V6 is between "reasonably priced" and "luxury" with a list price of $30K and gets 25 mpg (combined).

      So that's $30,000 cheaper than the $60K model S. If I drive 15,000 miles/year and pay nothing for electricity used to fuel the Tesla, at $5/gallon, I can fuel the Honda for 10 years on the money I saved by getting the cheaper car.

      The Tesla is not a good choice for someone who wants to save money.

    18. Re:Five Star by Nadaka · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its not supposed to be in the same galaxy as a family sedan. Its supposed to be in the same galaxy as the other $80k-$100k high end luxury performance cars, and it is much "greener" than those.

    19. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but it's competing against the BMW 5/6 series, not the 3 series. There are lots of luxury cars in that segment, and this seems like a nice one. Bitching that you can get a Kia for less isn't the point.

    20. Re:Five Star by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      It's not meant to be an affordable family sedan. It's meant to be a luxury sedan. That's the point, which you completely missed. You can't compare a Model S to an Accord.

    21. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      condoms prevent mini vans, never forget

    22. Re:Five Star by tgd · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's a great car, but Iteration 2 is more like $80,000, and iteration 3 (SUV) will be comparable to a comparable Model S in price according to the web site. A $50k car is possible, but $30k is unlikely for quite a while.

      And $50k would put it at the meat of the pack of cars from all but the discount lines. $50k isn't a lot of money for a car in 2013.

    23. Re:Five Star by timeOday · · Score: 2

      Wait a minute, did you just estimate I could drive a TESLA for about the same total price as an Honda Accord?

    24. Re:Five Star by JDevers · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why would you compare it to BMW's cheapest entry level car? It is much closer to the 5 series in creature comforts, size, and target audience than any 3 series car and I think you will find they cost a bit more (55K base price for a 535i).

    25. Re:Five Star by garyebickford · · Score: 2

      I haven't sat in a Tesla, but apparently it's a nicer, arguably cooler, and now apparently safer car than a 320i. BMWs also have a pretty atrocious cost of maintenance & repair by all accounts (Google is your friend). Of course, a BMW or Mercedes doesn't pencil out vs. a Camry on cost either - will a $60,000 BMW or Mercedes drive down I95 (legally) twice as fast as a Camry? Will it get twice the mileage? Nope. No high-end car pencils out on cost. However the driver's side automatic ball scratcher is probably worth quite a bit to some folks.

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    26. Re:Five Star by blackraven14250 · · Score: 2

      First, a BMW 320i isn't even remotely comparable to a modern Accord, Camry, or Taurus, let alone a Model S. Second, when you look at a $60k car and see that it compares favorably against $100k+ cars from other manufacturers but refuse to acknowledge its' superiority in the segment, you're not putting things in perspective, you're speaking in absolutes that don't apply to the market this car is targeted for. Third, when you look at a 60k car and go "Damn, 60k is way too much for a car in absolutely any circumstance", you're not the target market and shouldn't be buying one anyway. Fourth, they don't give a damn what some anonymous shill on the internet who will never buy their car anyway because they'll die before the price goes down enough for them to get it for $500 thinks.

    27. Re:Five Star by dywolf · · Score: 2

      umm, 80k is the higher end iteration 2 with all the options and extras.
      the low end does indeed start around 55k.

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    28. Re:Five Star by icebike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You invent a cheaper rechargeable battery that matches LiIon on energy density, and congratulations, you've reduced the price of a model S.

      If the battery was free, it would still cost twice what I paid for a decent car. This is a top end luxury vehicle, not a green vehicle.

      But this isn't what you would call a "decent car", its a luxury performance electric.
      It starts in the same price range as a Cacillac CTS-V Coupe. (67K). Where as Cadillac (perversely) proudly displays the $2600 gas guzzler line item on their website, the Model S lists a $7,500 tax credit.

      That you wouldn't consider paying that much for a decent car is not germane. It is still comparable to vehicles in its class. And contrary to your assertion, it is a GREEN vehicle, using the standards of "Green" that are commonly applied to cars.
      But there are other models in the pipeline, at cheaper price points. And if the same frame construction is used for these, and they could earn the same safety ratings, it will clearly be a good thing.

      They will always cost more than your ricer. But that's hardly the market segment this car is aiming for.

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    29. Re:Five Star by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      The point being, that many 6 figure cars don't come anywhere close to the performance nor the safety of the Tesla Model S. And far exceed it in price.
      (And most of those are only 5 seaters.)

    30. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what are you smoking? the middle class is getting smaller, only the upper class can afford $50k for a car now

    31. Re:Five Star by PortHaven · · Score: 2

      Yes, but what is the 0-60mph rating of that BMW 320i? 7-12 seconds
      http://www.zeroto60times.com/BMW-Bimmer-0-60-mph-Times.html

      The Tesla Model S is 3.9-5.9 seconds

      Oh, and that's a 7 seater. With way better build quality. Way more features. And way nicer handling.

    32. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And $50k would put it at the meat of the pack of cars from all but the discount lines. $50k isn't a lot of money for a car in 2013.

      Ah, Thurston Howell III discovers Slashdot!

    33. Re:Five Star by arth1 · · Score: 2

      Electric cars have vastly lower maintenance costs

      That's debatable, considering how much it costs to replace batteries.

      The last time I checked, the break-even point for electrical vehicles compared to gasoline powered ones was 7 years, if disregarding buying incentives. And quite soon after that, you'll need the batteries replaced...

    34. Re:Five Star by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute, did you just estimate I could drive a TESLA for about the same total price as an Honda Accord?

      Sure, if your personal driving habits match my assumptions:

      • Free electricity to fuel the Tesla
      • $5/gallon for gasoline
      • No mileage tax imposed on the EV by states to cover the loss of gas tax
      • You drive 15,000 miles annually
      • Cost of maintenance for both cars is similar
      • You keep the cars for 10 years + 150,000 miles
      • The Tesla battery lasts for 10 years + 150,000 miles
      • Ignoring the time value of money since you'll start with $30K in the bank with the Honda (which may be somewhat canceled out by increasing energy costs over 10 years)

      Then yeah, if you buy one of the most expensive Honda Accords, your 10 year cost will be about the same as the Tesla. But I made a lot of assumptions that may or may not be true, so YMMV (pun intended). Though if you were worried about costs and mileage, you'd probably buy the $22K, 30mpg EX 4cyl CVT Accord (which would be about $13K cheaper given the same assumptions)

    35. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SUV is part of iteration 2. The vehicle is largely the same as the sedan. There may even be other vehicles built on the Gen II platform. The Gen III platform is still some years away.

    36. Re:Five Star by mbkennel · · Score: 1


      The 60Kwh battery with no extra options is $63,570 after $7500 tax credit. This is cloth seats, no supercharger.

    37. Re:Five Star by richardellisjr · · Score: 1

      You may not have as much "metal on metal" but the big issue with used electric cars is battery life. If I remember right the batteries are only suppose to be good 5 years or so with significant performance degradation after that. Unfortunately the batteries are one of the most expensive parts of hybrid and electric cars. With my wife's hybrid replacing the batteries which we'll likely have to do in the next couple of years would cost about half what we paid for the car (we bought it used at about a year old).

    38. Re:Five Star by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      My understanding is most of it is in design and engineering techniques. Using methods more common in the aerospace industry where super light and super strong are more necessary.

    39. Re:Five Star by EvanED · · Score: 4, Informative

      And $50k would put it at the meat of the pack of cars from all but the discount lines. $50k isn't a lot of money for a car in 2013.

      The average new car price in the US is about $30,000.

      Considering you're talking about a price that's over 1.6 times that of the average, I think it's pretty damn fair to say that $50K is quite a bit for a car in 2013. It's not "very expensive" or "outrageously expensive", but you are well above what most people are buying.

    40. Re:Five Star by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      His calculation is even using the very low mileage of 15k miles. Use a more mid range value of 30k miles and you are in the 5 year break even point. Nice.

    41. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lithium is like right up there on the most abundant element on this planet... Why is it so damn expensive? (even hard-to-refine elements [aluminum] are so much cheaper).

    42. Re:Five Star by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      You're making a LOT of big assumptions there, depending GREATLY on where you live:

      Free electricity to fuel the Tesla

      Not unless you live in a city where Tesla is providing free chargers. I don't, and I'm pretty sure my power company won't just give it to me for free if I tell them I'm a Tesla owner.

      $5/gallon for gasoline

      More like $3.50 here.

      Cost of maintenance for both cars is similar

      Wow, that is a BIG assumption right there. Pretty sure a Tesla dealership is going to charge considerably more for maintenance than a local garage. And very few local garages around here can work on Teslas.

      The Tesla battery lasts for 10 years + 150,000 miles

      You ever had a cellphone battery last for 10 years without degrading?

      Sorry, but color me skeptical.

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    43. Re:Five Star by hawguy · · Score: 2

      His calculation is even using the very low mileage of 15k miles. Use a more mid range value of 30k miles and you are in the 5 year break even point. Nice.

      30,000 miles/year is the "mid range"? I used 15K since that's what AAA uses for an average driver. I can't find any good statistics for the USA in general, but in Florida,the average is 13K miles/year

      I can't believe that 30,000 miles/year is the national average - that's 80 miles/day (or 120 miles for each business day) which seems absudly high in a nation with an average commute distance of 12 miles.

    44. Re:Five Star by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Five star safety rating across the board. Excellent! Now if only it didn't come with a five star price tag

      And are you of the opinion that improvements in safety haven't always come in on the high end first and then trickle down?

      Airbags. ABS. That 3rd eye brake-light. Tire pressure sensors. Probably even more -- all of these things appeared first in higher-end cars and then made their way down to the rest of the models.

      Interestingly, many of those safety innovations were developed by Mercedes:

      • 1951 The crumple zone
      • 1963 Dual-circuit braking system
      • 1971 A patent for the air bag
      • 1978 Antilock Braking System (ABS)
      • 1984 Seat-belt Emergency Tensioning Devices (ETDs)
      • 1985 Electronic traction control
      • 1989 Convertible with pop-up roll bar
      • 1995 Electronic Stability Program (ESP®)
      • 1995 Seat-belt force limiters
      • 1996 Emergency-sensing Brake Assist
      • 1997 Automatic child-seat recognition
      • 1998 Side curtain air bags
      • 2002 PRE-SAFE®
      • 2005 Night View Assist
      • 2006 DISTRONIC PLUS with PRE-SAFE Brake
      • 2009 Adaptive Highbeam Assist
      • 2009 ATTENTION ASSIST
      • 2010 Active Blind Spot Assist
      • 2010 Active Lane Keeping Assist
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    45. Re:Five Star by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      And $50k would put it at the meat of the pack of cars from all but the discount lines. $50k isn't a lot of money for a car in 2013.

      Loki_1929 specifically talked about working towards an "every-man's car" price of $30K, which happens to be the 2012 average cost of a car or light truck. The "every-man" isn't going to buy a sports or luxury car, so why include them in your pack but exclude discount lines in your comparison?

      So, I disagree that $50K isn't a lot of money for a car in 2013. Even hybrid and electric cars from Honda, Toyota and Nissan are in the $25K-$35K range.

    46. Re:Five Star by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of stuff actually appears in racing cars first, and trickles down to high-end cars, then down to every day cars. DSG-type transmissions (the so-called 'flappy-paddle gearbox') were an F1 technology first, I believe.

      My 6-year-old VW Jetta is more technologically advanced than a Merc from the 90s, but it's BECAUSE someone paid for a Merc in the 90s that I can have a VW that's such a good vehicle.

      Good for Tesla. This is how you change an industry.

    47. Re:Five Star by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Kinda this.

      Assuming the target market is soccer moms with more income than sense, they should be able to offload a fair amount of these things.

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    48. Re:Five Star by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Yes, but what is the 0-60mph rating of that BMW 320i? 7-12 seconds
      http://www.zeroto60times.com/BMW-Bimmer-0-60-mph-Times.html

      The Tesla Model S is 3.9-5.9 seconds

      Oh, and that's a 7 seater. With way better build quality. Way more features. And way nicer handling.

      To this day, I can't understand why 0-60 times are a selling point for anything other than exotic sports cars... All it tells me is that idiots can crash into my vehicle that much quicker.

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    49. Re:Five Star by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Wait a minute, did you just estimate I could drive a TESLA for about the same total price as an Honda Accord?

      No - he pointed out that a Tesla costs as much as an Accord + 10 years worth of gasoline.

      Damn, and I thought I had math problems...

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    50. Re:Five Star by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2

      Well, it doesn't seem fair that you have to pay extra to have something better. What about those people who can't afford any more, shouldn't they have the best things too?

                   

    51. Re:Five Star by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Indeed -- my understanding is Mercedes S class cars have introduced more safety features than pretty much anybody else.

      And I certainly remember what ABS was something only to be found in high-end cars.

      If the Tesla broke a test rig for the roof crush, needed a new test for flipping because they make it happen and survived a front impact better than anything else -- well, that reflects well on Tesla.

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    52. Re:Five Star by hawguy · · Score: 1

      You're making a LOT of big assumptions there, depending GREATLY on where you live:

      Yes, I stated my assumptions. Feel free to replace with your own.

      Cost of maintenance for both cars is similar

      Wow, that is a BIG assumption right there. Pretty sure a Tesla dealership is going to charge considerably more for maintenance than a local garage. And very few local garages around here can work on Teslas.

      The Honda garage is not exactly cheap either, and someone that buys a $30K Honda is probably not going to care about saving a few dollars by going to a local garage, at least not while the car is new. Even though local garages may not have the knowledge and tools to work on EV's today, they probably will in the future (or eventually go out of business)

      The Tesla battery lasts for 10 years + 150,000 miles

      You ever had a cellphone battery last for 10 years without degrading?

      Sorry, but color me skeptical.

      Actually, that's the least wild of my assumptions - Tesla provides an 8 year 125K battery warranty on the low end battery and 8 year unlimited miles on the larger batteries. So getting 10 years out of it is probably not out of the question.

    53. Re:Five Star by jxander · · Score: 1

      Probably because most highways are around 60 MPH. From a stop (i.e. metered freeway entrances) entering with a car that has a 0-60 time in the teens will be significantly more difficult and dangerous that something like this, which will be up to "flow of traffic" speed by the time you merge.

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    54. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      30K for a car is not an every-man's car, in your OPINION you may think that, but than your welcome to live in what dream world you want.

    55. Re:Five Star by icebike · · Score: 1

      No they don't.

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    56. Re:Five Star by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Nissan Leaf starts at $28k, The federal government gives you $7500 back and many states have further rebates. Most people will save at least $100/month by not buying gas anymore. There are certainly cheaper cars, but you can get an all-electric car that comfortably seats 4 adults right now for half the price of a Model S. I've owned one for 3 months and I absolutely love it.

    57. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here's the official list, proving you wrong.

      http://www.arb.ca.gov/msprog/carpool/carpool.htm#vehicles

    58. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's said that Merc's top tier cars exhibits what everyone else will be doing in 5-10 years. That's a truism which actually holds, most of the time.

    59. Re:Five Star by SlamMan · · Score: 2

      The Tesla S is considered an eligable vehicle to use CA's HOV lanes with a single occupant.
      http://www.arb.ca.gov/msprog/carpool/carpool.htm#vehicles

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    60. Re:Five Star by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      If safety is the concern, you should be far more worried about the 60-0 time than the inverse.

      I don't think I've seen a car made in the past decade or so that had a 0-60 time slower than 8 seconds, and FWIW, one could argue that if everyone's car had 0-60 times in the teens, the roads would be even safer.

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    61. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well theres the Ford Focus Electric for $35,000 and the Nissan Leaf for $29,000. Now though, they aren't as fast, have as good a range (especially with Tesla's battery upgrade), they don't seat as many people(Model S can seat 5 adults and 2 children) etc.

      So you can get an affordable all electric car, it's just not as good as an exspensive one in most metrics.

    62. Re:Five Star by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I blame the psychotics for consuming it all. No doubt they are hoarding it.

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    63. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford Focus Electric is $35,000 and the Nissan Leaf is $29,000. Cheap electric cars are here today, they just don't have a 300 mile range and sports car performance.

    64. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You got a one year-old hybrid for about $6K? Because that's about double what the battery packs in a typical hybrid cost to replace these days, when and *if* they need replaced now. To further expand on the '*if*' portion of this statement, see below:

      When Toyota first released the Prius (back in 1997), they warranted the battery pack at 5 years. That would be putting it *just* past the warranty this year. However, what they discovered in those 5 years is that they had *vastly* underestimated the life span of the battery packs, and back then, the battery packs cost about $10K-15K. They have since upgraded the warranty on the packs in the 2004 and newer models to 8 years/100,000 miles (or 10 years/150,000 miles if your state subscribes to the California emission standards).

      When compared to sales of the Prius, the number of battery packs which have had to be replaced in *or* out of warranty are, statistically speaking, insignificant, and largely limited to packs damaged in accidents. (And they're wrapped in enough steel that they don't tend to get damaged, except in particularly bad accidents, either.)

      These days, a brand new, replacement battery pack for a Prius (or similar hybrid) runs about $3K. A reconditioned battery pack could probably be had for less, if it weren't for the fact that there are so few of them.

      So, again, congratulations on finding a 1 year-old hybrid for $6,000. That's a heck of a buy.

    65. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because the traffic you're merging *into* has had several minutes, or even hours to get up to the 60-85 speed at which it is flowing. If it takes your car 7 seconds to get up to the low end of that speed while driving down an entrance ramp which only takes you 5 seconds to traverse, you're hitting 60+ MPH traffic while you're still only going about 50 MPH. That's flat out dangerous both to you *and* to the drivers in the existing stream of traffic.

      I've lived places where people think that 'merge' onto an interstate highway means crawl down to the end of the entrance ramp, stop, and attempt to 'pounce' into the traffic from a dead stop. It's not good.

    66. Re:Five Star by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      And way nicer handling.
      Citation needed.

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    67. Re:Five Star by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      The tests are too easy. 5-star isn't safe, just better than pinto. The real tests should be reset so that the S gets 3 stars. Then watch everyone else get 1 star for the next 10 years. Eventually, people will build to the new 5-star, and we'll all be safer.

    68. Re:Five Star by MaWeiTao · · Score: 2

      I agree with your assessment; I find it obnoxious that some people believe all cars need to aspire to performance pretensions. That said, nowhere does Cadillac proudly display the $2600 gas guzzler tax. That tax is listed as a line item because, well, they're giving you an estimate on what this car is going to cost you after everything is calculated. You make it seem like there's a badge somewhere boasting about the gas guzzler tax which is misleading at best.

      It's also worth nothing that you've chosen the top-of-the-line performance variant of the CTS and comparing that to a base Model S. The base Cadillac CTS starts at about $20k less than the $63k base model S. If you're going to do an apples to apples comparison with the CTS-V you'd have to choose the performance version of the Model S which is the P85 and that guy starts at $83,570. The CTS-V starts at a $64k. A maxed out CTS-V flirts with $70k at the maximum. Load up on the options for any Tesla and you're easily well past the $100k mark. The price differences are so large that the tax credit is insignificant.

      I think the Tesla is a great car, don't get me wrong. I think the CTS is pretty cool too, but the Tesla is more compelling. However it's misleading to suggest that they live in the same automotive space. Clearly, the technology is still in it's infancy and quite expensive, so Tesla wisely sweetened the pot but making the car so good in many other ways. Regardless, the people considering the Tesla are far more likely to be cross shopping the likes of the Audi A7 and A8 and BMW 6- and 7-series.

    69. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's cute that you think 30 grand is "every-man's" car.

    70. Re:Five Star by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      0-60mph is the IMPORTANT SPEED. There is really no point in horsepower, or a car that can top 120mph.

      The importance is in get up and go when you need to. Be it to merge, accelerate around a danger, etc.

      It's similar to motorcycles, where the most dangerous ones are often the weaker ones that cannot give you the option to accelerate to avoid danger.

      Where I used to live in New Haven, CT. There was a highway merge that was about 3 car lengths. That's right, three car lengths to merge into 80mph traffic flow. Nigh a death trap.

      The real factor is torque, which equates to get up and go. It is basically the second most important safety feature after breaks.

    71. Re:Five Star by abuelos84 · · Score: 1

      Communist!!!
      Quick! Bring the pitchforks!

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    72. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chevy Camaro and Cadillac ATS both have had this same rating for over a year (2013/2014 models)
      They have a much more agreeable price tags.
      But they still use gas so you can't have everything.

    73. Re:Five Star by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      Tesla starts at $63,570 (after the tax credit). And that doesn't even include leather seats (which is usually totally standard for cars in this price range).

      Lowest 528i starts at $49,500.

      Price-wise, Tesla really overlaps the higher-end of the 5-series line and into the 7-series. You can easily upgrade a Tesla up to $110,000. In order to get a 5-series anywhere near that expensive, you've got to go with the M5, and add features that Tesla doesn't offer.

      It should be noted that Tesla compares the Model S to the 7-series, Audi 8 and Mercedes S-class, not to the mid-range sedans for each of those automakers. IMHO, the interior and tech add-ons don't compare. Those other cars have more tech options and more luxurious interiors. But you can't beat how quiet and smooth the ride is for the Tesla, and it's certainly a really nice car. Basically, if there were an all-electric 7-series, then it would beat the Model S in luxury, but since there isn't......

    74. Re:Five Star by operagost · · Score: 1

      Getting $7,500 from your fellow taxpayers doesn't count as making it affordable.

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    75. Re:Five Star by operagost · · Score: 1

      If safety is the concern, you should be far more worried about the 60-0 time than the inverse.

      Braking systems have become so effective that, for the average driver, response time negates any difference between passenger vehicles.

      I don't think I've seen a car made in the past decade or so that had a 0-60 time slower than 8 seconds

      Smart Fortwo, Toyota Corolla, Honda Civic.

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    76. Re:Five Star by Quila · · Score: 1

      A Tesla S is a large luxury performance sedan, more equivalent to a BMW 7 series. The low-end one has equivalent performance to a $70K 740, and the high-end one is faster than the equivalently-priced 750.

    77. Re:Five Star by Quila · · Score: 1

      ABS was invented back in the 20s for airplanes, and first used in American cars in the early 70s. However, they probably weren't using the same technology as Mercedes did.

    78. Re:Five Star by pepty · · Score: 1

      The Tesla S is considered an eligable vehicle to use CA's HOV lanes with a single occupant.

      And that right there, along with the ability to use the charging station parking spots at work/the mall/etc instead of having to hunt the parking lot like everyone else, is the reason behind a lot of Tesla purchases in CA.

    79. Re:Five Star by patniemeyer · · Score: 1

      Ok,

      A) I never said it was reasonably priced. I said that for some people the gas savings would make it "more reasonably priced"... i.e. when compared another car that could conceivably be considered in the same class such as a mid-range BMW or Audi. Some people have long commutes and burn hundreds of dollars worth of gas a month... For those people the car is not *that* much of a premium over another other luxury car.

      B) The car should have almost no maintenance... No trips to the gas station, no oil changes, no transmission fluid. Brakes pads may not need changing since you hardly ever hit the brakes (regen braking is a better way to drive). How much is that worth?

      C) It's by a wide margin the safest car in the world right now... How much is that worth?

      D) It's car that can hold seven passengers plus luggage and do 0-60 in 5.x seconds... How much is that worth?

      E) It gets over the air software updates that make it better several times a year...

      F) It's pretty and fun and a from a little bit in the future...

    80. Re:Five Star by operagost · · Score: 1

      Don't forget those little wipers on the headlights. Those were amazing! Saved my life so many times, mostly when geese pooped all over them.

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    81. Re:Five Star by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Having to replace all the batteries is about as likely as having to replace the engine in a Lexus or BMW. Total failure is extremely unlikely.

      You can of course replace individual cells if the fail or degrade, restoring the pack to full capacity. Experience with other EVs suggests that it is rarely worth the effort though, with degradation over time being minimal. Tesla packs are rated for similar lifetimes as petrol engines, which means 20% loss of capacity.

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    82. Re:Five Star by ngg · · Score: 1

      Why would you compare it to BMW's cheapest entry level car?

      This, a thousand times. Plus, I wonder if anyone here has actually priced out a BMW recently. The $33k base price doesn't even include a leather interior or a fold-down rear seat, for fsck's sake. It also doesn't include an engine that comes even close to touching the performance of a Model S: You're looking at a *starting* price of $37k for something in the same class (but still noticeably slower than a base Model S). Personally, I couldn't care less about leather--I'm just pointing out that it's an extra charge on this supposedly "luxury" brand. By the time you include the cost of upgrading a BMW to actual luxury standards (leather interior, upgrade from the cheap Civic-looking plastic trim, upgrade from the cheap Civic-looking black- or white-only paint, fold-down rear seat), you've increased the cost by almost 30%. And that's still with the small motor.

    83. Re:Five Star by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      In what way does it *not* count as making it affordable? It lowers your cost...making you more able to afford it.

      Getting a domestically manufactured market segment up on its feet is exactly what subsidies are supposed to be used for. They expire when a set number of vehicles have been sold. A bunch of workers in Tennessee and elsewhere are now paying federal taxes instead of getting federal assistance because of these cars.

    84. Re:Five Star by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      If anything the rate that prices come down should be increasing now, as demand for batteries goes up and thus costs come down. All major manufacturers have EVs and hybrids now.

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    85. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's on par with the Honda Accord and the Nissan Maxima.

    86. Re:Five Star by pepty · · Score: 1

      Right after Hyperloop.

    87. Re:Five Star by pepty · · Score: 1

      2010 Active Lane Keeping Assist

      Can we call it drunk/sleepy driver assist instead?

    88. Re:Five Star by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Yet it's funny (sad?) how many cars I see on downhill, straight, on-ramps that will immediately merge within 100ft of a 2000ft lane, doing about 30MPH. It's shocking how many of those cars are significantly more powerful than mine.

    89. Re:Five Star by pepty · · Score: 1

      A lot of stuff actually appears in racing cars first, and trickles down to high-end cars, then down to every day cars.

      I hope flywheel hybrids skip the lux step; they will be a great advance for econoboxes in stop and go traffic. Regenerative braking with up to 80% efficiency, as opposed to ~30% for electric and gas electric hybrids.

    90. Re:Five Star by pepty · · Score: 1

      The real tests should be reset so that the S gets 3 stars. Then watch everyone else get 1 star for the next 10 years.

      Well that's one way to get the NHTSA defunded for the next 10 years.

    91. Re:Five Star by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Braking systems have become so effective that, for the average driver, response time negates any difference between passenger vehicles.

      As a mechanic, I'm curious as to what you mean by that.

      FWIW, the first time you crest a hill on the interstate at speed, only to find a complete blockage less than 50 yards from your current position, you'll eat those words (and hopefully nothing else).

      I don't think I've seen a car made in the past decade or so that had a 0-60 time slower than 8 seconds

      Toyota Corolla, Honda Civic.

      2013 Toyota Corolla S 0-60 mph 8.5 (barely over 8)

      I looked up Civics, and was surprised to see that pretty much every model on the chart was slower than the Corolla. That was moderately unexpected, considering the "ricer" angle.

      Smart Fortwo

      Aw, c'mon - that's not a car, it's a glorified golf cart.

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    92. Re:Five Star by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Wow, that is a BIG assumption right there. Pretty sure a Tesla dealership is going to charge considerably more for maintenance than a local garage. And very few local garages around here can work on Teslas.

      No, it's not a BIG assumption, in fact it's probably the other way around: the Tesla will have lower maintenance costs. Exactly what maintenance do you think an electric car needs anyway? There's no oil to change, no radiator fluid, no power steering fluid, no spark plugs, there's really nothing that needs to be looked at for 100k miles. You might want to change the brake fluid at 100k miles, but that's no different than on any other car (the Tesla uses a pretty standard hydraulic brake system with ABS), you might need to change the brake pads at that time too (but with it being electric, and having regenerative braking, it probably doesn't go through pads as much as a regular car; it uses standard Brembo pads anyway which you can get on the internet for not too much money). The only thing I'd worry about is the air suspension system. The A/C might need servicing after 10 years or so too, but again that's no different than any other car.

    93. Re:Five Star by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      From what I've read, they DID reset the tests a few years ago, raising the standards.

    94. Re:Five Star by ogdenk · · Score: 1

      Well, it doesn't seem fair that you have to pay extra to have something better. What about those people who can't afford any more, shouldn't they have the best things too?

                 

      Um.... in a word.... NO....

      People that can't afford decent goods will have to settle for equipment that can be built for a lower cost. And if I have the cash to get a premium product, I can get a premium product.

      That's like saying Macbook Pro's should cost $300 because walmart sells $300 Toshibas.

    95. Re:Five Star by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      Communist.

    96. Re:Five Star by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      The Tesla is not a good choice for someone who wants to save money.

      Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're trying to tell me that spending $100k on a personal vehicle is not, I repeat not a good way to save money? That instead I could buy a mass-production union-labor-build-quality crush-over-your-forehead-after-5-years-and-get-a-new-one disposable POS for $8k? That's amazing.

      What if my priorities are to not use oil and gas in my car; to have a car where I appreciate the level of engineering, build quality, and technology that went into it; and for which I want to personally show my support for the company and founder's ideals in the form of purchasing their product with the $100k that I actually have to spend on a car? Is a Tesla a good choice then?

      I just want to make sure I understand your argument. It's almost like you're trying to say that a vehicle is not an investment, or that dropping $100k on a car is not the greatest idea for someone who is trying to save as much money as they can. Face it - a Tesla is not about saving money, not at this point. Buying a Tesla at this point is about appreciating what went into the car, including the fact that it is all-electric, and supporting Tesla and Musk. That's the reason people buy Teslas, and there remains a good chunk of people who are able and willing to do that, even if they only get the base model. Maybe in 5 or 10 years they will have a model out that will legitimately save most people money if the alternative is a gas-powered car, but that day isn't today. There are other cars for that market segment, and they don't say Tesla on them.

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    97. Re:Five Star by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      When Toyota first released the Prius (back in 1997), they warranted the battery pack at 5 years. That would be putting it *just* past the warranty this year.

      Did you mean *15* years?

    98. Re:Five Star by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      I think we should get rid of ALL rebates (including ones I like, like solar & electric car rebates), but lets get rid of the oil subsidies too. You're paying lower cost for oil/gas than it should cost because of subsidies -- taking money from "your fellow taxpayers" too.

    99. Re:Five Star by bitingduck · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've seen a car made in the past decade or so that had a 0-60 time slower than 8 seconds, and FWIW, one could argue that if everyone's car had 0-60 times in the teens, the roads would be even safer.

      Prius. 12.9 seconds. And there are plenty of other cars slower than 8 seconds, mostly in the sub $30K price range.

      Try merging from a dead stop into dense 60-70 mph traffic with a short merge lane in a car with a 13 s 0-60 time and three passengers-- you might do it but you won't enjoy it. I've been shopping for a replacement for my old saturn wagon and it's hard to find a small car with as much hauling capability, similar gas mileage and as good aacceleration (0-60 time 9.2 s) at a reasonable price (e.g. comparable inflated cost).

      I'm not sure putting everyones acceleration in the teens would make things safer, unless cars had an enforced minimum separation distance-- finding and getting into a hole when merging into dense traffic is *way* easier if you have some acceleration.

    100. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're discounting cost of living. In some areas, $50k is affordable to someone in the middle class because everyone makes more and is forced to spend more. In other areas, where salaries and prices are lower, $50k is beyond the reach of someone in the middle class.

      As a San Francisco resident, this is the case for me. After bonus and equity, I make close to $300k/yr, so $50k is entirely within my budget. But homes where I'm looking are ~$1.2m, which is somewhat beyond what I'm comfortable spending. I don't see any way to describe my situation other than middle class...being upper class would seem, to me, to require being able to easily purchase a home.

      Then again, I live in San Francisco where owning a car is a liability and a ZipCar membership is far cheaper, so I wouldn't spend $50k on one of these things.

    101. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not a "high end" or "top end" luxury vehicle. It's a nicely outfitted car comparable to several other upscale brands (Lexus, Infiniti, the more expensive VWs, the cheapest Mercedes, Acura), but don't oversell it. It's still a far cry from a properly outfitted BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Jaguar, Porsche, etc.

      Luxury brands have some plush margins, but the Model S has some real expenses that more than exceed that gap. It can't compete with $80-100k luxury cars. $50k, maybe.

    102. Re:Five Star by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Except that it routinely does get rated better than the other $80k cars in both amenities and performance. Like it or not, it is rated near or at the top of its class.

    103. Re:Five Star by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      It doesn't look like it. Unless the accord was gold plated and jewel encrusted?

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    104. Re:Five Star by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I like that they don't show the average next car price. Most people aren't buying new cars....

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    105. Re:Five Star by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're trying to tell me that spending $100k on a personal vehicle is not, I repeat not a good way to save money? That instead I could buy a mass-production union-labor-build-quality crush-over-your-forehead-after-5-years-and-get-a-new-one disposable POS for $8k?

      That wasn't my idea, you'd have to go back to the previous poster who said that a Tesla is the same price as a reasonably priced car when you factor in all of the gasoline savings. I just gave the numbers for an unreasonably priced $30K car to show that even if electricity was free and gas cost $5, it'd take 10 years to pay back the increased price of the Tesla.

      I don't know where you'll get a disposable car for $8K, but If you buy any mainstream $20K car, it'll last you for 10 years and 200,000 miles.

      What if my priorities are to not use oil and gas in my car;

      Then I'd say that you have misplaced priorities and are more interested in making people think you care about reducing fossil fuel use than actually doing so. If reducing fossil fuel use is your goal, then use a bicycle, a motorcycle or even a hybrid, not an expensive $100,000 car with a 1000 lb battery pack.

    106. Re:Five Star by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Then get a Leaf, a Fiat 500e, a plug in Prius, etc.

    107. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $30K is low end luxury, top end mainstream for a sedan; it is normally the most expensive models for the mainstream brands such as Honda and Ford. A car for everybody will be in the $20K range.

    108. Re:Five Star by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      BS. You buy them because they make hippy chicks puddle.

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    109. Re:Five Star by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You can tell if your car is pre or post revision. Pre-revision cars have A pillars (on the side of the windshield) that are narrower then the distance between your eyes. Cars can't hide behind them. Post-revision cars have A pillars that can hide a subcompact in the next lane.

      Before they revise them again, make them use better steel or we'll be driving through periscopes.

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    110. Re:Five Star by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      It is extremely reactive, so I'd imagine refining it is pretty difficult as well. Also, it is not "right up there on the most abundent element on this planet". It's actually only the 33rd most abundant element in the Earth's crust (out of 78 elements occuring naturally in the crust). Occurrence is only about 20 parts per million. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abundance_of_elements_in_Earth's_crust

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    111. Re:Five Star by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you'll get a disposable car for $8K

      The cheapest new cars are around $12k, but if your goal is saving money then you can find plenty of used cars for under 1000. A Smart car is around $14k.

      If reducing fossil fuel use is your goal, then use a bicycle

      That's not realistic for where I live.

      a motorcycle

      I don't feel safe on a motorcycle.

      or even a hybrid

      That's better, but I'm still stopping at gas stations. Again, I'm not buying the Tesla to save money, that doesn't even factor into the equation. If I'm prepared to spend $100k on a vehicle then there are several other cars I could look at that might be more exciting to drive or more "prestigious", but I want one that is all-electric (on principle), and the fact that I am supporting Elon Musk is gravy. I appreciate what he does and how he does it. The build quality and engineering of it seals the deal.

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    112. Re:Five Star by mirix · · Score: 1

      Yep, if you want to see what sort of safety features a Chevy Cavalier^WCobalt^WCruze will have in 20 or 25 years, look at this year's S class.

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    113. Re:Five Star by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to deny that. But, for $100k, there are many other cars that would make a wider range of women puddle. It might be a puddle inducer, but it's not only a puddle inducer.

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    114. Re:Five Star by AaronW · · Score: 1

      In terms of green, its power can be offset with solar (and many owners do so). There are no oil changes. There are no tailpipe emissions. If it were a gasoline car it gets the equivalent of 89MPG resulting in far less CO2 being produced than an ICE car.

      At least in my state, most of the power comes from burning natural gas, the rest comes from renewable and nuclear and burning natural gas is very clean. Even if the source is coal the result is still less CO2 and smog emitted than from an ICE car.

      Now being affordable, that's a different matter. They're planning a more affordable car in the 2016-2017 timeframe in the $30-40K range yet still having at least a 200 mile range.

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    115. Re:Five Star by AaronW · · Score: 1

      The batteries in the Tesla are warrantied for 8 years, 125K miles (for 65KWh battery) or unlimited miles for the 85KWh battery. From my research the cells are good for at least 3000 charge/discharge cycles. Given that a full charge/discharge cycle is over 200 miles that works out to something like 600,000 miles. Replacing the battery pack is easy (look at the battery swap video, it takes 90 seconds). I expect that the batteries will likely last a lot longer than 8 years since Tesla is probably being overly conservative since things don't usually die as soon as the warranty runs out.

      With the Roadster Tesla found that battery degradation is significantly lower than they expected, and it's an older chemistry.

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    116. Re:Five Star by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

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    117. Re:Five Star by AaronW · · Score: 1

      FWIW the Tesla Model S stops from 60 to 0 in 108 feet. The Brembo brakes are massive. The other thing to consider is you start slowing down significantly just by lifting your foot off of the accelerator pedal for even faster response.

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    118. Re:Five Star by AaronW · · Score: 1

      Actually Tesla charges less for maintenance. Elon's goal is for Tesla service to not make a profit. Additionally service is required only every 12,500 miles. There are no oil changes and everything is covered under warranty except the wheels and tires. Even the wiper blades are covered. Brake pads should last significantly longer. Usually I only need the brakes to slow down from 4MPH to 0 since regenerative braking handles the rest. The only things that generally need to be done other than inspections are replacing the cabin air filter and the windshield wiper blades. According to one of the techs I spoke with the motors are lubricated for 12 years.

      Of course they do some other things as well. For example, the early cars like mine sometimes have problems with their 1st generation door handles so they're starting to replace those. Other things like software updates are handled over the air.

      My car also was unfortunate in that it got one of the defective 12V batteries used to start everything up. Tesla called me up when they detected it was failing in order to replace it. While working on it, they loaned me a top of the line Model S. If I wanted to, I could keep the loaner car and just pay the difference.

      Also, Tesla's batteries are designed to be a lot more rugged than a cell phone battery. They're warrantied for 8 years/125K miles for the smaller one and unlimited miles on the larger one and will likely last considerably longer than 8 years. The Tesla batteries are also actively cooled and are made up of 7000 individual cells rather than one big cell.

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    119. Re:Five Star by AaronW · · Score: 1

      I actually broke one of the roof clips on my car requiring that the entire roof panel be replaced. If that was on my Prius that would be at least $2-300 for the part and $300-400 labor to replace it. Tesla charged me $100 for the part (which had a clear coat on it) and $175 labor to replace it. Of course my Prius has no such equivalent part since it is the black panel between the door and the center glass roof.

      Elon Musk has stated that his goal is for Tesla service to not make a profit. This is rather different than car dealerships.

      The air suspension system is a closed loop, but it might need service as you said. The A/C should last a long time since the compressor is more like that of a home A/C rather than a car A/C. There is no shaft to leak or clutch to wear out. Also, since there nothing mounted to an engine it should be entirely rigid with no flexible hoses.

      I rarely use my brakes for much. Usually only for slowing under 4MPH which is almost nothing for the massive brakes.

      Everything is covered, including windshield wipers and brake pads. The only other thing you didn't mention is they might have to change the coolant at some point (which is used to cool the batteries, inverter and motor). The electric motor is lubricated for 12 years according to a tech I spoke with.

      Oh, they probably have to change the cabin air filter. Service is requested (but not required for the warranty) every 12.5K miles.

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    120. Re:Five Star by AaronW · · Score: 1

      I make far less than you and live in the SF Bay Area and had no problem affording my Model S. In my case I bought a house before the dot com boom and paid it off, making it relatively easy to buy. Then again, middle class for the SF Bay Area would be a fortune for someone living in, say, Kansas.

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    121. Re:Five Star by samwichse · · Score: 1

      They already did this only ~3 years ago.

      http://www.safercar.gov/Safety+Ratings

      The Model S is just that good :)

    122. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Honda Accord is not in the luxury segment, no matter what options are on it. Try again.

      Acura? Infinity? Lexus? There's your mid priced luxury brands that this targets.

    123. Re:Five Star by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      They weren't the first all-5-star car, just the fist to reveal how far above 5 they got.

      Before the new ratings, everyone was getting 5-stars. Then they moved the stars, and people hit the new target. It's just time to change the target again so they keep improving.

    124. Re:Five Star by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      Umm... That list appears to be when they made the feature available on Mercedes; you seem to think it means they invented all of these technologies. Toyota released a vehicle with active lane keep in assist back in 2004 for instance (in fairness, Mercedes did contract out for the first lane departure warning system for their trucks).

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    125. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Five star safety rating across the board. Excellent! Now if only it didn't come with a five star price tag

      If you had bought TSLA stock earlier this year, you could have easily used the profits to buy the car.

    126. Re:Five Star by petsounds · · Score: 1

      The whole business plan of Tesla is, AFAICT, building on early adopters to step down to another segment, and another, building economy of scale. Build the halo car, fine-tune the production process and work out kinks, build out the charging station network, and then move on to a mid-range car. Be successful at that, further expand the charging network, then move into a "reasonable car" category that most people can afford, with enough charging stations that your average joe or jane won't complain about going out of their way to charge up.

      So far, it's working brilliantly. But I think going down to the mid-range level will actually be a bigger crucible test.

    127. Re:Five Star by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      you seem to think it means they invented all of these technologies.

      I'm just quoting the list on their website.

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    128. Re:Five Star by Magius_AR · · Score: 1

      That's debatable, considering how much it costs to replace batteries. The last time I checked, the break-even point for electrical vehicles compared to gasoline powered ones was 7 years, if disregarding buying incentives. And quite soon after that, you'll need the batteries replaced...

      Well with respect to the Tesla at least, with its unlimited battery warranty, the battery component adds next to nothing in additional maintenance costs.

    129. Re:Five Star by gagol · · Score: 1

      Tesla is not a good choice for someone who wants to save money.

      Newsflash: people buying luxury items are not trying to save money, they just want the best stuff

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    130. Re:Five Star by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Tesla is not a good choice for someone who wants to save money.

      Newsflash: people buying luxury items are not trying to save money, they just want the best stuff

      Newsflash: I'm not the one that claimed that a Tesla is no more expensive then a "more reasonably priced car". I quoted the parent poster right in my reply:

      The Model S starts in the $60k range and for many people who finance and factor in the gas savings monthly the payments are equivalent to that of more reasonably priced car right out the door. Also Tesla has stated that they are planning a more mass market mid-priced car in 2-3 years.

    131. Re:Five Star by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      Well that is why they call it the tragedy of the commons.

      (That saying _does_ refer to those lower class common people, right?)

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    132. Re:Five Star by AaronW · · Score: 1

      Good luck getting a charging spot. They're all taken up by Leafs (since they have no range) and Volts, even though technically they're not EVs.

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    133. Re:Five Star by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 0

      Green my ass
      Where does 80% of the electricity come from?
      And then there is the possible effects from the other 20%

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    134. Re:Five Star by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      $30,000 is the average cost of a new car in 2013. Both Forbes and the FTC confirm this fact. As such, a $30,000 car is an "every-man's car". That's not to say every single person can afford it (plenty of people can't afford a car at $3k); rather it's to say that it's a car your average car buyer can afford.

      It's coming in 2016. Musk has been committed to getting the pricing into that range since before the first Roadster rolled off the line years ago and he's committed to doing so now. He's also committed to seeing Tesla's breakthrough technology in all manner of other manufacturers' vehicles, so I fully expect the 2016 Tesla car to have plenty of competition from other cars powered by Tesla technology. Between that and the massively expanding supercharging network, it's easy to see why investors have pushed Tesla's stock so high so fast.

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    135. Re:Five Star by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      No, it really isn't more like $80,000. Please at least do the most basic of research prior to spewing bullshit.

      At the base price of $62,400, including the $7,500 Federal Tax Credit, Model S comes equipped with a 60 kWh battery, 19” wheels, black textile and synthetic leather interior, 17” touchscreen, seven speaker sound system with AM/FM/HD radio, mobile connector, and a J1772 charging adapter.

      You can pack on all the upgrades, options, and features you want to try and claim it costs tens of thousands more than it does, but that doesn't change the fact that you're spewing bullshit because you don't have a logical leg to stand on. The base price is what the base price is. You don't compare upgraded version to base price competition; you compare base price to base price. It's a $60,000 car, not an $80,000 car or a $100,000 car or a $500,000 car. The fact that you can get a Honda Accord gold plated and bullet-proofed for $1.3 Million doesn't suddenly make Honda Accords cost the same as a Bugatti Veyron.

      The Honda Accord base price is $21,680
      The BMW 528i base price is $47,500
      The Tesla Model S base price is $62,400
      The Audi A8 base price is $72,200
      The Jaguar XK base price is $79,000
      The Porsche 911 Carrera base prise is $84,300

      So stop lying to try and prove your point. All it does is prove you have no point to prove.

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    136. Re:Five Star by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      But any garage is going to charge you anyway for the blinker fluid. And the fact that it has no spark plugs doesn't mean they won't be "replaced" from time to time.

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    137. Re:Five Star by bentcd · · Score: 1

      They're working toward that. Iteration 1 was a $110,000 sports car. Iteration 2 is a $60,000 sedan. Iteration 3 is an SUV. Iteration 4 is aiming for a $30,000 every-man's car.

      The SUV/crossover (Model X) is the same iteration as the Sedan (Model S): it's just a variation built on the same underlying platform, and we will likely see more variants of that platform. This is essentially the high-end luxury iteration.

      Iteration 3 will be the mass market car, a couple years down the line.

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    138. Re:Five Star by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Well with respect to the Tesla at least, with its unlimited battery warranty, the battery component adds next to nothing in additional maintenance costs.

      Read the small print.
      The warranty covers defects and malfunctions, but not normal wear.

      To get coverage for replacing the battery, you need to buy an extended battery plan, which will run you $3000 per year or $7500 for three years (provided you drive less than 12,000 miles per year).

    139. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is a coal powered car greener than a gas powered car?

    140. Re:Five Star by Cederic · · Score: 1

      It's a huge chunk of metal, rare minerals and constrained resources. It's not green.

      You want green, ride a bicycle.

      Frankly I couldn't give a shit about 'green' anyway. The idiots bleating on about it don't actually think things through and work towards genuine long-term goals, and are basically acting primarily out of selfishness. Fuck 'em.

    141. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ask again, How is a coal powered car greener than a gas powered car?

    142. Re:Five Star by swalve · · Score: 1

      $60 grand isn't all that much for a car these days. Especially one in that class (large, fast sedan).

    143. Re:Five Star by operagost · · Score: 1

      I would actually like seeing how something like that approaching a "free market" would turn out. Maybe electric cars will actually be the cheapest transportation, but we won't know as long as we subsidize everything on the backs of taxpayers.

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    144. Re:Five Star by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      "We are still at least 5 to 10 years from an affordable all electric inexpensive family car."

      That's what they said in 1910. Exactly this. To the word. In 1910 there was fierce competition between gas and electric. An electric car in 1910 went about 40 miles on a charge. 100 years later, and they are good for 50 miles.

      Batteries are not computers, they are not subject to Moore's law. You can't legislate physics, and you can't throw the people's money at a problem and have it be magically solved. I'm sorry to rain on your parade, I would love an electric car, but I am a realist.

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    145. Re:Five Star by vac65 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, second hand Tesla? With the original battery pack? An how much life-time will that get?
      With a new battery pack and the usual up to date maintenance issues (brakes, suspensions and the likes) the car will be living a lot more than a internal combustion car. Don't know what a 2000+Kg is doing for the suspension, and how reliable is it.

    146. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see people cease parroting libertarian ideology/talking points about how the Holy Fwee Mawket is the only way to decide whether any given thing is worthwhile. Sometimes, getting from technology A (established, commercially dominant) to tech B (better, but currently too expensive because it's not in mass production yet) requires external forces. The "market" is often very shortsighted, too focused on the short term.

      Put another way, it's always easy to get industry interested in small, incremental improvements on existing tech. But show industry something really disruptive which requires a bigger up-front investment, and they might not be all that interested. Next quarter's results will look better if they stay the course. Hence, subsidies are often needed to disrupt the status quo.

      We absolutely should decry subsidies of industries which have no need of it -- big agribusiness (sold as "farm subsidies" to help the now nearly mythological independent farmer), oil (jesus christ it's so profitable why the hell do we need to give them public money), and so on. That doesn't mean all subsidies are a bad idea. (The tricky thing is to keep them from becoming permanent fixtures in the long run.)

    147. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn a little about conversion efficiencies, and the fact that the grid isn't purely coal-fired.

      (hint #1: fixed engines which don't have to be limited in weight for portability can be much, much more efficient at extracting usable energy from hydrocarbon fuels than the small mobile ones which go into cars, so much so that it is entirely possible and plausible for electric cars to be a net win on total fuel consumption even when taking into account electrical transmission and conversion inefficiencies)

      (hint #2: the reason for all that "clean coal" and "OBUMMA'S TRYIN' TO KILL DA MURRICAN COAL INDUSTRY!!!1!!!" rhetoric during the last election cycle is that right now in the US it's a lot more attractive to power plant operators to build natural gas plants rather than coal, and coal lobbyists wanted the government to unnaturally favor coal to protect their marketshare, which is slipping. Also note that burning natural gas is very clean compared to either coal or gasoline)

    148. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got bad news for you: technological civilization kinda requires us to mine and concentrate metal, rare minerals, and other constrained resources. You're effectively claiming that because doing anything at all technically isn't "green", anyone attempting to improve on the status quo is a hypocrite.

      Which is a pretty good description of an "idiot bleating on about it" who is not "actually think[ing] things through" and doesn't want to "work towards genuine long-term goals". Standing on the sidelines screaming bitterly about attempts to make progress is pretty much the best possible way to get nothing real done. If we pay too much attention to the worthless arrogant selfish jerks who are doing it, that is.

    149. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 1910 there was fierce competition between gas and electric. An electric car in 1910 went about 40 miles on a charge. 100 years later, and they are good for 50 miles.

      Your point would be a lot more impressive if it wasn't a blatant lie.

      Batteries are not computers, they are not subject to Moore's law.

      This doesn't imply that zero progress has happened. Today's batteries make 1910 batteries look quaint.

      You can't legislate physics, and you can't throw the people's money at a problem and have it be magically solved. I'm sorry to rain on your parade, I would love an electric car, but I am a realist.

      No, you're an ignorant ass who thinks he's a realist. There's a difference, who knew?!

    150. Re:Five Star by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      Exactly my point. Marketing is not known for its insistence on accuracy.

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    151. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell is 30k "mid range"? That's an average of around 100 miles a day 6 days a week. What kind of hellish existence do you live that you have to drive that far every day? The norms I've seen are usually 10-15k per year. I'll readily admit that my 6-7k is on the low end - 20-25 mile/day average, but I can't even fathom 30k for anything but a delivery/traveling sales job.

    152. Re:Five Star by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      There are two types of environmentalists.

      Those who see environmental damage as detrimental to human progress and survival. They try to make the world a better cleaner place by using science and progress to reduce the harm we are doing, and even repair the harm we already have done.

      Those who see human progress and survival as environmental damage. These guys are anti-human scum who want to return us to the stone age or worse, extinction.

    153. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only get $7500 back if you owe $7500 or more in taxes. It is a tax credit that has no roll-over or additional payout.

      If your total yearly taxes are only $4000, then you get to zero them out. The additional $3500 is lost. Most will not see the full credit and it can take several years before electric cars pay for themselves. You will also have to factor in battery replacement costs.

      http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/taxevb.shtml

      Calculate your savings estimates here -- http://www.afdc.energy.gov/calc/

    154. Re:Five Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electric car is NOT equal to green.

      How does the car get it's electricity:

      Coal burning electricity plants, Oil burning electric plants, Nuclear waste producing energy plants...so unless you live in an area that has hydro, or even wind or photovoltaic power, your car is not very green. Just the pollution isn't at the point of the vehicle, but can be tens, hundreds, or even thousands of miles away.

    155. Re:Five Star by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Why is it always coal with you people? It's a 45% coal, 23% natural gas, 20% nuclear, and 7% hydro powered car. And as cleaner sources of power come online the "fuel" that the electric car uses will change with it, with absolutely no change to the vehicle itself as it doesn't care where the electricity comes from. Meanwhile, your gas powered car will be burning the same petroleum products from the day it leaves the factory to the day it hits the scrap pile.

    156. Re:Five Star by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      The tests are too easy. 5-star isn't safe, just better than pinto. The real tests should be reset so that the S gets 3 stars. Then watch everyone else get 1 star for the next 10 years. Eventually, people will build to the new 5-star, and we'll all be safer.

      Also, cars will then weigh about 6500 lbs for a coupe, up to 8000 for an SUV.

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    157. Re:Five Star by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      How has the battery range held up?

    158. Re:Five Star by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Race cars lighter than street cars do better in crashes. I reject your opinion and trust reality.

    159. Re:Five Star by toruonu · · Score: 1

      It's not actually hard to cite. Just google Model S review and you'll get plenty and the reasons are fairly obvious. The Model S has been designed for aerodynamics to reduce the air drag mostly for lower energy cost and therefore increased milage, but that also improves handling at higher speeds. For lower and higher speeds the main thing however is the extremely low center of gravity. During the safety tests they had to cheat because none of their standard methods was able to make the Model S roll over due to the extremely low center of gravity. It's competing in the supercar category with it and it's 100% due to choice of location for battery pack that is the heaviest component in the car. Low center of gravity as well as center-car center of mass (there's no huge mass offsetting the mass center like in ICE cars and the battery pack is uniform in the floor) give excellent turning capabilities. Also, the stock 19" or higher wheels come with good tires that add to the handling, but that's something most manufacturers could do. The excellent mass placement however is almost impossible to achieve in an ICE due to the engine throwing off the balance (hence most supercars are center-engine type for handling and mass distribution).

    160. Re:Five Star by toruonu · · Score: 1

      I just did a total cost of ownership calculation for a Model S and it's cheapish. Here in Estonia the highest cost will come from insurance because Tesla doesn't have a service center in the country, once that's alleviated in some way and the insurance comes down from the currently ridiculous 6500-8500 eur / year to a more reasonable 1000-1500 eur / year (mostly driven by car price) the Model S will be cheaper than most cars in its own class. The competing car I chose is the Audi A5 / S5 or similar. The cost of owning the car including financing, "fuel", service and insurance is the same as Model S 85kW model EVEN with the absurd insurance cost. If the insurance drops to compatible levels (and it is in countries where Tesla has a service center) then the Model S is far cheaper to own for TCO per annum.

      Now if you compare it to crap like an Accord, then of course you can claim that those are cheaper, but that's not the target segment. To be fair the Model S 60 kW version is comparable in TCO to a car ca 20-30k eur cheaper due to low to no fuel costs compared to what we pay for gasoline here in EU. And I only calculated in my average usage of 12 000 km / year. If you drive more the discrepancy will only enhance. I'm currently driving a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X, a rally car. The total cost of ownership in the last 12 months was higher than the Model S mostly because of the fact that after 5 years of use the Evo X repairs are picking up (a simple 4-wheel drive pump cost 3000 eur, suspension replacement cost another few k etc). Even without the repairs it's only the insurance that makes a difference and the Evo X is worth only 24k eur while the Model S in EU costs far more than in US (80k for 60kW, 90k eur for 85kW with VAT). The good part is that in Estonia we have government incentives of size 18k eur that you get for an electric and we have charging stations within maximum 40km anywhere you are.

      So all-in-all my next car is a Tesla, only thing that I need to do now is get some further replies from them and finalize the financing etc (and I really need to lobby the insurance to reduce their cost).

    161. Re:Five Star by toruonu · · Score: 1

      You're making a LOT of big assumptions there, depending GREATLY on where you live:

      So are you apparently.

      Free electricity to fuel the Tesla

      Not unless you live in a city where Tesla is providing free chargers. I don't, and I'm pretty sure my power company won't just give it to me for free if I tell them I'm a Tesla owner.

      Well 20 eur a month is close enough to free compared to 220 eur a month that I pay right now.

      $5/gallon for gasoline

      More like $3.50 here.

      More like $7 here (1.4 eur / liter).

      Cost of maintenance for both cars is similar

      Wow, that is a BIG assumption right there. Pretty sure a Tesla dealership is going to charge considerably more for maintenance than a local garage. And very few local garages around here can work on Teslas.

      I think by maintenance he meant the (semi-)annual maintenance that all cars go through. Tesla actually publishes the cost on their website. If you pay in advance for four years I think it was 2000 eur total. So 500 eur / year. I can guarantee the breaks, oils, filters and what not that are done on any modern car usually cost above that in maintenance. Repairs are a different topic altogether and should mostly be covered by insurance or warranty.

      Also, Elon Musk has stated that the service centers MUST NOT EVER earn profit. They must repair and maintain the Model S at the lowest possible cost while giving the customer the best experience. Tesla gets its profit from sales to end users and other manufacturers, it does not plan to earn profit from service work. This is a major disruption to the usual business model where dealerships earn little in the car sales (hence the low margin business) and earn shitloads in service work. As an example, the local Mitsubishi dealership is 2-3x more expensive than the rally team that I know who rebuilds their Evo X daily. They order the parts from the same central warehouses in EU, doubt that the labor is cheaper, but the repairs are far far cheaper in total when done at the rally shop. So yes, the maintenance is actually going to be cheaper for Model S than for any brand new car that you service at the dealership, not your uncle Joe's garage (here for example that's a requirement for warranty as well as leasing).

      The Tesla battery lasts for 10 years + 150,000 miles

      You ever had a cellphone battery last for 10 years without degrading?

      Sorry, but color me skeptical.

      From what I have understood the comparison isn't viable. Industrial grade batteries supposedly have less degradation and the battery LiIon battery lasts best when on average between 30-80% full and has daily usage. Tesla battery warranty for 85kW model (the one I'm planning) is 8 years unlimited miles. The various statements I've heard are that the battery is designed in normal use to have above 70% remaining capacity after 7 years. That is a pretty neat. You'll probably have shitload of car issues in those 7 years with your ICE and drivetrain. I've for example already had to swap the clutch assembly on my Evo X and the estimate is that this is once every 3 years or so. The cost of that is in thousands + labor cost (it's a full day of dismantling and rebuilding). The Model S doesn't even have a clutch.

      So if you want to buy an el cheapo ICE, go ahead. If you want to buy a decent luxury performance car, then there is no better car in the world right now than the Model S. From performance and handling stats it's gonna smoke most all the luxury cars and a huge amount of the performance/sports cars. It'll give tough competition to even some supercars. From luxury point of view it has far more space than most cars and it's cheap to own and maintain. Also, as you can use regen breaking most of the time it's one pedal driving and you won't wear through the breaks as fast as with ICE cars, again reducing costs even if not as much as some other elements.

    162. Re:Five Star by toruonu · · Score: 1

      So you are claiming that he could drive a tesla for the same total price as an Accord if he drives for 10 years :) Guess you really are bad in math ;)

    163. Re:Five Star by toruonu · · Score: 1

      Take that $30k, add to it the average 5 years of 13k miles (75k miles total) at 30mpg and $4-5 / gallon and you get to ~$40-45k usd. And voila you're in the same ballpark as the Gen III Tesla.

    164. Re:Five Star by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      Reality is that cars are far heavier now than a few decades ago due to improved safety standards: http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2012/08/daily-chart

      Sure, race cars are both lighter and more survivable. They also cost far more. When you care about improving safety, but cost is also a constraint, weight is pretty easy to sacrifice. After all, you can always stuff a bigger engine in there so the car won't be slower than last year's model.

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    165. Re:Five Star by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Modern cars are also much quieter, more luxurious. Not all the weight is safety, and the industry lies to make it seem so, because weight harms economy, so when complaints come in about fuel economy not improving enough since the 1970s, they point to weight and blame safety.

      The truth is, if people were willing to put up with the comfort of '60s cars, they wouldn't weight significantly more. A/C weighs around 100 lbs., sound deadening about the same. Seats also weigh more than the "vinyl stretched over springs with no padding" you could get in the 1960s.

      People don't want light cars. People don't like economy. People want a rolling living room with the performance of a fighter plane. And they want to pay $10 for it. The only way to influence people's conflicting desires is regulations. Airbags were available in the 1970s. Nobody wanted them. It wasn't until the 1980s, when they were required by law, when they were actually sold in appreciable numbers. Seatbelts the same, many cars available without them until required by law.

      If you required all cars be under 2000 lbs and meet 5-star crash ratings, we'd have hundreds of choices.

  3. Still A Toy by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't get me wrong, the numbers are quite impressive - especially the following passage from TFA:

    And just how strong is the Model S’s roof, which is secured with aerospace-grade bolts? It broke a testing machine that was pushing down on the roof with the equivalent of the weight of four cars.

    ... Damn, yo.

    However, at a price point of $80 - 100K, it's going to remain a playtoy for people with money, not become the OMG super-car replacement for mom's $30K Volvo.

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    1. Re:Still A Toy by Metabolife · · Score: 4, Informative

      Kind of how the Mercedes S class, BMW 7 series, Audio A7/A8, and any other large luxury car is a plaything for the wealthy?

    2. Re:Still A Toy by Metabolife · · Score: 1

      *Audi

    3. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently Slashdot editors make a lot of money, considering how they have to post every single story possible about Tesla and the S.

    4. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG super-car replacement for mom's $30K Volvo.

      You were attempting to make the opposite point - but you summed up very nicely exactly what this has become.

      they are coming out with a wagon next, too, right?

    5. Re:Still A Toy by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      Yes, these are playthings for the wealthy. I make over $100K, and I can't afford any of these cars. The only people I know who drive them *are* wealthy.

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    6. Re:Still A Toy by sinij · · Score: 2

      If you make over $100K you can afford one of these, you just chose not to. You are probably spending your money on other things - like large mortgage, retirement savings, kid's college, stay at home spouse... all very reasonable things.

    7. Re:Still A Toy by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Informative

      However, at a price point of $80 - 100K, it's going to remain a playtoy for people with money, not become the OMG super-car replacement for mom's $30K Volvo.

      True, but it is the norm for the expensive, novel safety features of today's luxury cars to become standard on econoboxes a few years down the road. Airbags (front, then side), antilock brakes, traction control, etc. have all migrated down the market. You can bet that - particularly among carmakers whose reputations rely on safety as a marketing tool, like Volvo - there will be engineers very closely scrutinizing this car for design features that can be adapted or stolen.

      More important, some of the safety benefits are pretty much inherent to the electric design. Not needing to allow for a big, solid metal engine block means that the front crumple zone can be engineered more effectively. Having heavy battery packs under the floor of the vehicle makes rollovers much more difficult. These types of benefits will be accessible to any electric design, not just the $80,000 ones.

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    8. Re:Still A Toy by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      You could afford one. You're just not that stupid.

      I bet you can find one parked in a fucking apartment complex. I know I can.

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    9. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you make over $100K you can afford one of these, you just chose not to. You are probably spending your money on other things - like large mortgage, retirement savings, kid's college, stay at home spouse... all very reasonable things.

      Hookers and blow.

    10. Re:Still A Toy by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2

      $60,000.

      As for it being a playtoy for people with money, I supposed that'd be just like Audi, BMW, Aston Martin, Jaguar, Porsche, Shelby, and everyone else who aims for that higher end of the market.

      Per Forbes, the average price of a new car is over $30,000 (http://www.forbes.com/sites/moneybuilder/2012/05/10/average-price-of-a-new-car/). Considering the number of cars selling for $12,000 - $15,000 new, that average is factoring in a lot of cars well over $30,000.

      This isn't a toy for the rich and it isn't a car for everyone. It's something affordable for the upper middle class and it's nothing for the "rich". Tesla began this with a $110,000 sports car. Now they have a $60,000 sedan. In three years, they're coming out with a $30,000 every-man's car. The Roadster was a toy. The Model S is a real car for real people. It doesn't have to be a $30k Volvo to not be a "playtoy for people with money". There's a huge, huge area between the two.

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    11. Re:Still A Toy by TWiTfan · · Score: 4, Informative

      In some parts of the U.S., $100K a year barely covers rent and utilities on a decent apartment.

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    12. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what your trying to say is If you make over $100K and arent stupid you cant afford a car like that.

      If your stupid and dont care about pension, putting the kids throgh college or paying off your mortage then you can buy a car like that.

      And if you are really stupid you can buy a car like that while being poor

    13. Re:Still A Toy by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with that? It's often cheaper (and much less of a bother) to rent.

      Water heater died? Well, not really my problem.

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    14. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong, the numbers are quite impressive - especially the following passage from TFA:

      And just how strong is the Model S’s roof, which is secured with aerospace-grade bolts? It broke a testing machine that was pushing down on the roof with the equivalent of the weight of four cars.

      ... Damn, yo.

      However, at a price point of $80 - 100K, it's going to remain a playtoy for people with money, not become the OMG super-car replacement for mom's $30K Volvo.

      Interestingly, the EU standard for this is 7x the weight of the car, not 4x.

      Sounds like the machine isn't very strong.

    15. Re:Still A Toy by AaronW · · Score: 5, Informative

      I make a bit over $100K and live in Silicon Valley yet I had no problem affording this car, in part due to careful money management and paying off my house early and not living beyond my means. I have met a number of other owners, and not all of them are super wealthy. One of my coworkers bought one as well. For years I poured every extra cent into paying down my mortgage since it started at over 7%. Of course it also helps that I bought before the dot com boom. I financed a majority of the car, but less than many people in order to keep investing my money.

      By financing I took some of the money that I didn't spend on the loan and bought some Tesla stock when it was at $35. It's the best investment I've made. I just wish I bought more stock when I did.

      I met many people at the Teslive convention a month ago. Many of the Tesla owners are not what I would consider super wealthy. Many are retired. In fact, a breakdown of what people drove before the Model S was rather interesting. Many did not drive luxury cars. My previous car was a 2006 Prius which is sitting in my driveway and hasn't been driven in two months. I'll probably sell it.

      Yes, the Tesla is an expensive car. In my case, it's my midlife crisis car.

      Tesla has repeatedly said that they plan to come out with a car in the $30-40K range. Their biggest problem is batteries. During the last earnings report they stated that there is simply no way to get the volume of batteries they need. They need to ramp up the production facilities and their suppliers before they can hope to meet the demand. In order to meet the demand for the lower priced car they would need to manufacture more 18650 lithium batteries than are made for all laptops combined. While there is no shortage of lithium, they need to build up production.

      As it is, right now Tesla is limited in the number of cars they can sell by their suppliers. They're supply limited, not demand limited.

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    16. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the people I know that drive those cars are not wealthy, just have a high cash-flow (or purchased used).

      Wealthy people I've known (not many) have fairly ordinary cars (better than mine, but not that fancy) AND a plaything or two (fancy sports coupe, and a really well preserved really old cars, but full size high-end luxury cars though).

    17. Re:Still A Toy by Infinityis · · Score: 2

      Actually, if you had taken that $30k for the Volvo and instead invested in Tesla stock, you could now afford a Tesla and keep your original $30k investment.

      It's amusing to think about: By letting Tesla borrow $30k for a few months, they reward you with one of their cars.

      Which happens to also (statisitically speaking) increase your lifespan by reducing the odds that you'll die in a car accident.

    18. Re:Still A Toy by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      You don't have to be able to be able to afford to buy the car in order to own stock in the company. Though if you owned enough of it early enough one could lead to the other.

    19. Re:Still A Toy by geekoid · · Score: 1

      There is no longer term advantage to an apartment.

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    20. Re:Still A Toy by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      ..and in other parts, $100K/year leaves you with $80K/year to go full retard with.

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    21. Re:Still A Toy by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Um if $100k is just barely covering utilities and rent, then there are only 3 real likelihoods:

      1) You decide to live IN San Francisco.
      2) You decide to live IN Manhattan
      3) You live above your means or have a lot of debt

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    22. Re:Still A Toy by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Apartment complexes have an economy of scale that cannot be attained with a single-family or two-family dwelling, and those savings are frequently passed on in part to the renter if the local market isnt starved of housing.

      You lose some freedom in the arrangement, but you also lose some responsibilities as well.

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    23. Re:Still A Toy by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      #1 & #2 include a lot of people. #3 includes nearly everyone else. :p

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    24. Re:Still A Toy by tgd · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't get me wrong, the numbers are quite impressive - especially the following passage from TFA:

      And just how strong is the Model S’s roof, which is secured with aerospace-grade bolts? It broke a testing machine that was pushing down on the roof with the equivalent of the weight of four cars.

      ... Damn, yo.

      However, at a price point of $80 - 100K, it's going to remain a playtoy for people with money, not become the OMG super-car replacement for mom's $30K Volvo.

      $30k Volvo? Have you priced new cars in the last ten years? The cheapest bottom-of-the-line Volvo lists at $32k, and they skyrocket from there.

      Inflation has been a bitch with most car lines. A roughly comparably priced Volvo (S80) with "normal" options is $50k, and is vastly less well equipped.

    25. Re:Still A Toy by tgd · · Score: 1

      Have you priced new cars in the last ten years? The cheapest bottom-of-the-line Volvo lists at $32k, and they skyrocket from there.

      Inflation has been a bitch with most car lines. A roughly comparably priced Volvo (S80) with "normal" options is $50k, and is vastly less well equipped.

      Sorry, I meant comparably sized, not priced...

    26. Re:Still A Toy by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with that? It's often cheaper (and much less of a bother) to rent.

      Water heater died? Well, not really my problem.

      Depends on whether the landlord drags his feet fixing it.

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    27. Re:Still A Toy by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Depends on the times though. Right now, we're on the tail end of a peak in rental prices.

    28. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only long term advantage to an apartment is the elimination of the risk and rewards associated with home ownership - there is no possibility of accumulating any equity, but if the housing market crashes and suddenly your apartment block is worth half what it was a year ago, that is completely not your problem.

      Roof leaks? Termite problems? Shoddy work by contractors (near-universal in anything built during the bubble)? Completely not my problem.

      Appliance dies? Call the landlord, new fridge in 2 days.

    29. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And remember it takes hours to recharge, so try to plan recharging while you're out for dinner and a movie.

    30. Re:Still A Toy by dywolf · · Score: 1

      dont neglect the gas you dont have to buy.

      thats an important part of considering of cost, even for gasoline cars. if you normally spend ~1000$ on gas a year, and own the car for 10 years (very reasonable assumption, and msot cars go to 15 years or more easily), then thats 10k$ of money saved, making the real price of a 60k tesla equivalent to a 50k car from someone else.

      or take my my buddy, who drives his truck all over town, and he gases up far more often than I do (i drive a dinky little Kia), and drives more too, to the tune of ~3k$ a year in gas. so for him a 10yr cost of gas is ~30k dollars. so if he were to replace his truck with a Tesla (bit far fetched since he actually needs the truck for truck things), now that 60k tesla is equivalent to a 30k gas car.

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    31. Re:Still A Toy by garyebickford · · Score: 4, Informative

      Long ago, folks who lived in 'black' neighborhoods were redlined - it was pretty much impossible to buy a house in those areas because the banks wouldn't lend the money, even if you were a doctor or lawyer; and often the entire neighborhood was owned by a single landlord who wasn't selling anyway. It was commonly also impossible to buy a house outside the neighborhood because the realtors wouldn't show them to you, or would say "sorry, it's already sold", or (again) the banks wouldn't loan the money. (I observed a recent incident of this type in my own town, so it's not completely gone even today. Racist idiots are less common but still around.)

      So it got to be a thing back in the 1950s or 1960s for blacks to buy big fancy cars, as that was the only big-ticket outlet for their desire to move up to a nicer lifestyle. So big fancy cars got to be a tradition back then. As a result it was relatively common to see a brand new Cadillac sitting outside a run-down slum apartment. (an interesting subtext - the Detroit automakers were pretty good at hiring minorities as well & brought many blacks into the middle class, so buying a Cadillac was helping 'brothers' out.) ... or so I'm told. Traditions die hard, and slowly. So for lots of folks today, having a nice car is more meaningful than having a nice house. And it's their choice, don't knock it - different strokes, so to speak.

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    32. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saving money seems like an advantage to me.

    33. Re:Still A Toy by arth1 · · Score: 1

      dont neglect the gas you dont have to buy.

      ... or the charging stations you can't find.

    34. Re:Still A Toy by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      I DK if it's still true, but a while back Warren Buffett drove a 10 year old Oldsmobile, driving himself to and from work every day. Of course he also uses corporate jets quite regularly, so it's apparently a matter of cost/benefit and practicality.

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    35. Re:Still A Toy by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Renters build no equity.

      There are rare cases where people need the flexibility. But in the vast majority of cases people with band new cars in apartment complexes are village idiots.

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    36. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >There is no longer term advantage to an apartment

      Sure there is. In the longer term, the person owning the apartment can move to another city every year. Which means when the job market moves, you move with it. The homeowner must typically sell first, which can be difficult if the job market is moving, and if the homeowner finds themselves moving more often than every 2 years, they will pay income penalties.

      The apartment also frees your time up. No longer do you have to either do all property maintenance yourself or spend time hiring someone to do it. Heck, in some units, a garbage chute is just a few steps away. This allows you to earn more income, should you desire.

      You also don't need to deal with the government as much when you rent. You don't have to deal with property taxes, and you don't have to deal with getting fined for poor property maintenance.

      I'm saying these things as a homeowner. I don't mind doing my own property maintenance, and I'm willing to bet I don't have to move cities to get another job. But I would never fault someone for choosing an apartment. It all depends on your risk profile (and, to a certain degree, your income and credit status). Houses are definitely a higher risk than an apartment unless you've got scads of money sitting in the bank.

    37. Re:Still A Toy by RKThoadan · · Score: 1

      There is a definite short-term advantage though. If you don't anticipate living in an area for at least 5 years buying a house is not generally the best idea. Buying a house ties you down. There are both positives and negatives to that.

    38. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why buy the car then? It will be worth peanuts in a matter of a few years.

    39. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These types of benefits will be accessible to any electric design

      Until those intrinsic-to-electric benefits are patented, and the lawsuits start flying.

    40. Re:Still A Toy by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      No need, it's already a hatchback with two extra seats.

      But they are coming out with a crossover for those of us who want 4x4 and a bit of towing capacity.

    41. Re:Still A Toy by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      There is no longer term advantage to an apartment.

      The people who bought houses six years ago aren't seeing any longer term advantage either. If they hold on to it for another ten years or so the value may climb back to 80% of what they paid for it. If they're lucky.

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    42. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can bet that - particularly among carmakers whose reputations rely on safety as a marketing tool, like Volvo - there will be engineers very closely scrutinizing this car for design features that can be adapted or stolen.

      I think you need medication, because there is no novel engineering in the Roadster. The car is just expensive X, Y, Z parts assembled into a luxury car. Tesla had the battery manufacturer design the car's battery pack for them, and charging system. Nothing requires reverse engineering.

    43. Re:Still A Toy by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Is that a 7 passenger vehicle like the Tesla?

    44. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, these are playthings for the wealthy. I make over $100K, and I can't afford any of these cars.

      That's because you're not wealthy.

    45. Re:Still A Toy by tgd · · Score: 1

      Is that a 7 passenger vehicle like the Tesla?

      I was being conservative, giving the GP the benefit of the doubt.

      Although, to be fair the Model S isn't really 7 passenger. Its 5, with an option to stick some kids in the trunk.

    46. Re:Still A Toy by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      The only long term advantage to an apartment is the elimination of the risk and rewards associated with home ownership - there is no possibility of accumulating any equity, but if the housing market crashes and suddenly your apartment block is worth half what it was a year ago, that is completely not your problem.

      Roof leaks? Termite problems? Shoddy work by contractors (near-universal in anything built during the bubble)? Completely not my problem.

      Appliance dies? Call the landlord, new fridge in 2 days.

      How nice it must be to have never, ever had to deal with a slum lord...

      FWIW, I once went for 2 weeks (the legal limit) without a working heater. In January. Because the utility company red-flagged it for leaking so much CO into the apartment that my wife and pets almost died. Why was it exhausting into the residence? Because the idiot landlord had secured the vent pipe with a bit of coat-hanger.

      Fuck renting.

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    47. Re:Still A Toy by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      so if he were to replace his truck with a Tesla (bit far fetched since he actually needs the truck for truck things),

      Just wanted to say - thanks for acknowledging that some of us drive trucks because we use them.

      Personally, I've considered getting a dinky little EV for short trips and any local driving where I'm not hauling stuff, but the ROI just isn't there, and I'm not a fan of feeling like I'm traveling down the road in a sardine can.

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    48. Re:Still A Toy by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      FWIW, 32K is close enough to 30K.

      A link in TFA directs to another Consumer Reports blog post in which the author lavishes praise on the Tesla by comparing it to a $30K Volvo. That's the only reason I made the comparison.

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    49. Re:Still A Toy by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget living in DC.

    50. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the utility company red-flagged it for leaking so much CO into the apartment that my wife and pets almost died.

      you should just get life insurance for wife and if possible for pets and ask them to turn heater back on ;)

    51. Re:Still A Toy by sootman · · Score: 2

      Really? $8k/month? "Some parts"? There are about TWO parts of the U.S. that might qualify there, and even in those two -- San Francisco and Manhattan -- there are plenty of decent places for less than half that. Closer to 1/3, even in the best neighborhoods. Methinks the man doth exaggerate a bit.

      Citation: my family owns a two-flat house on 19th Avenue in San Francisco and we're renting it out for $1800/mo. That's less than ONE QUARTER your cited figure. 2br/1ba with a decent dining room and a good-sized living room. It is quite a bit nicer than "decent." All remodeled in the last 5-10 years. You could rent the entire house -- 2 floors each containing what's described above above, with 2-car garage, small yard, and laundry area -- for $43k/yr. You could rent TWO such houses and not break $100k. I don't know what your definition of "decent" entails but if you need more than 8 bedrooms and 4 full bathrooms then maybe you shouldn't be looking at apartments.

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    52. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could also easily have lost $15k if things went the other way.

    53. Re:Still A Toy by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Sure there is. The money you save by not buying, you put aside. In 30 years (the typical mortgage length) you will have as much or more saved as the equity for the homeowner. Advantage- Renting. However, most people are like my wife. Spending expands to income+10%. For people like that, forced savings, like a mortgage, is a good thing. For everyone else, renting could be a better option.

    54. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and in yet other parts, $100K / year barely covers rent and utilities on a decent apartment because you spent most of it on luxury playthings...

    55. Re:Still A Toy by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Having test driven many new 7-8 passenger crossover SUVs. I can say the same thing some of those.

      But as one who has small children, it does make a difference having that extra option.

      ***

      I am guessing the Model X will have two more adult sized seats.

    56. Re:Still A Toy by stdarg · · Score: 1

      The person I almost bought a house from 2 years ago had a brand new Mercedes in the driveway and a mortgage in "pre-foreclosure." A few months later the bank foreclosed.

      I don't think it's stupid, but very unethical. This person cashed out as much as they could and then said "Not my problem!"

    57. Re:Still A Toy by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Mortgage payments are often fixed. After a few years your mortgage is less then comparable rent.

      In other words; you _don't_ save money by not buying, except in the very short term. Virtually no chance of 'saving' the money and having as much in 30 years. Obviously these are markets, there are no guarantees.

      In most states Mortgages/Home ownership are both highly leveraged and 'walk away' option enabled. If your property goes up, it goes up based on the value of the house, not your equity. If it goes down, you can walk away and the bank eats the loss beyond your down payment.

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    58. Re:Still A Toy by stdarg · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Do you really believe that? Let's think about this. If there were black people rich enough to buy big expensive cars... living in a run-down slum apartment... why was it a slum? If these blacks were making lots of money there should have been a gentrification effect just like what's happening today with white people moving into poor areas of some cities and actually pricing out the established "slum" residents.

      I mean no offense but your story sounds like a romanticization of what might have really happened.

    59. Re:Still A Toy by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      How many years out of the last 50 has that been true for?

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    60. Re:Still A Toy by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They are called Condos. Just like an apartment, but you can 'own' the unit. You also have to pay a maintenance fee, like a god damn HOA but worse.

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    61. Re:Still A Toy by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The banks aren't children. Nothing unethical about freely entered contract terms.

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    62. Re:Still A Toy by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Hookers and blow is just choice too, don't knock it - different strokes, so to speak.

      I'm not going to stop them, but I will continue to 'knock them'.

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    63. Re:Still A Toy by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      There is only greater demand than supply for the Model S. But we don't know how much of that is pent up demand that will wear off. And we don't know whether demand is 10% greater than supply or 5x greater than supply.

      As far as a $30,000-range car, here Tesla should be a little worried. Nissan is not having great success with the Leaf. So (i) Tesla needs to make a much better car for about the same price, (ii) the market may move towards that product in the next however-many years before Tesla's car in that price range comes out or (iii) Tesla should be a little worried, because they can't provide a good return on the $1.2 billion invested to-date if they only sell tens-of-thousands of high-end cars annually.

      Note that Tesla seems to either break even of make money selling the Model S (depending on exactly how you interpret their financials), but when applied against the $1.2 billion that's been invested in the company, it doesn't represent a very attractive return. (Yet!!)

    64. Re:Still A Toy by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Of course it's unethical to cash out knowing you're going to stop paying your mortgage. It's breaking the social trust. If enough people did it, bankruptcy and foreclosure law would have to change to deal with the new reality. In the meantime, the people who do it on purpose (vs people who *need* protection due to bad luck or matters beyond their control) are screwing the rest of us.

    65. Re:Still A Toy by garyebickford · · Score: 3, Informative

      As I mentioned, with anything short of what we would consider 'millionaire' class wealth, they could not buy or fix up the dwellings, nor could they move to a 'nice' neighborhood. The houses were not available. In some places there was a de facto inability to even record the deed for a house as yours if you were not 'white' - the lawyers wouldn't do the paperwork, the clerk would not enter it into the register. It was not a matter of money.

      This can happen even if you're not a minority. Back in my early days I lived in the third floor of an old rundown house - the landlord refused to fix the leaky roof or bad plumbing, because if he did his property taxes would go up. He owned several houses in a row. He tore them all down to put in a new business office a few years later, he was just waiting for the right time and collecting free money in the meantime.

      For some ideas about the roots of this social insanity, I suggest reading "Making Whiteness: The Culture of Segregation in the South, 1890-1940" (Grace Elizabeth Hale). The book is a bit controversial, but I felt the primary idea made sense. When the South lost the Civil War, this violated the heroic culture of honor that permeated the South's psyche. So in order to preserve some semblance of self-respect, a demon had to be found, which was the Negro (and what was really the beginnings of the Northern corporate state).

      So the Southern view of blacks/negroes and of History changed after the war. For 60+ years the South was stuck in a kind of psychological fugue state, adopting a fantasy about the "Old South" where everything was perfect and everyone, blacks and whites, loved each other and their proper roles. Because at that time the South constituted about 1/2 of the Nation, the national political scene had to accommodate this Southern insanity. Part of this insanity involved a belief that blacks were less capable. It's instructive to discover that the lynchings and other violence was most often perpetrated on 'uppity blacks' who managed, despite the disadvantages, to develop a middle class income and lifestyle, because the appearance of a successful black person violated the sacred belief system and proved them wrong. Being wealthy was accepted in some places and not others - there are many cases of rich blacks being accepted in one town, but getting off the train in another town and being beaten and/or lynched. (It's worth noting that the railroads resisted segregated facilities for a long time, because it was more expensive.) The idea of the book is that these blacks were violating the most sacred Southern belief of all, which was that blacks could not succeed without whites to guide and help them. (This is my take on the book, which I read about six years ago, so if it's not a good reflection of the book, it's my fault.)

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    66. Re:Still A Toy by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And the demand for homes is artificially fueled by tax benefits to buying (and buying highly leveraged). I was neglecting some of the artificial benefits that are a law change away from disappearing. After the bubble burst, it would have been nice to see the government dispose of some of the extra benefits to ownership. They are messing with the market, and despite having been there for many years (longer than either of us have been alive), helped contribute to the crash. Lower taxes and fewer deductions will result in the same income for the government and same burden for the people, but reduce games and make costs more transparent.

      I've often posted my income tax here, because it's so silly. But I paid less than $10,000 in federal income tax (less than $20,000 total tax burden, federal state and local) on $100,000 income. The top 10% of wage earners ($100,000 being about the lowest of that top 10%) are can pay as little as 10% tax. All it takes is deduction optimization. Re-finance your house every few years with another 30-year mortgage. Every $1 spent in interest is refunded $0.30 from the government. With a 30% reduction in interest rate, you'll do better to put the money in the stock market or retirement and stay as leveraged as possible. Silly, counter-intuitive, and potentially risky, but profitable. The risk isn't that high. Rich people always have the "out" of bankruptcy. Donald Trump has done it at least 5 times. Everyone gets divorced, and there are more bankruptcies than divorces.

    67. Re:Still A Toy by AaronW · · Score: 2

      There are a number of reasons why they haven't done so yet.

      1. It takes a lot more to ramp up a factory to produce 100-500K cars per year than 21K cars/year.
      2. They need to get the supply chain in order to build that many cars. Right now their supply chain is their limiting factor. Higher volumes reduce the cost.
      3. There is no way anyone can make the volume of batteries they need for a lower cost car at this time.
      4. The price of batteries is continually dropping and has for many years.
      5. The capacity of batteries is improving and has for many years.
      6. No supplier would ever commit to the volumes Tesla would need without a track record. When Tesla first started manufacturing the MS many suppliers didn't believe their lower volume and it took many months for them to ramp up to meet demand.

      I imagine that they will come out with a car in that price range, it just takes time. You can't just have a new car company suddenly make 100K+ vehicles a year, especially when almost all of the components for the car are custom. Their main battery supplier is already ramping up, but you can't just build new factories overnight. That's why Tesla said it won't be until 2016-2017 until their lower cost car comes out.

      It's a lot easier to start out with a lower volume luxury vehicle than a high volume low cost vehicle. It's a lot easier to work out all the kinks and manufacturing when you're dealing with a smaller volume. Also, it would be damned near impossible for them to immediately start high volume sales of a low cost vehicle since none of the suppliers would be in place. It would be impossible to get the suppliers to ramp up production for some new car company nobody has ever heard of. Even as it is, Tesla had a lot of problems through this year with their suppliers unable to meet the demands, and this is for 21K cars/year.

      As the volume of cars increases their costs decrease. Also if you listen to their last quarterly earnings report they have stated that one of their biggest problems is their suppliers.

      As it is, they already manufacture more of their own parts than just about any other car manufacturer and increase that further when suppliers can't meet the demand. Even so, they can't just suddenly scale production up by a factor of 10.

      As time goes by, their manufacturing costs drop as has been shown by their improving margins. According to a friend of mine who works at Tesla they significantly overengineered the car, making it more expensive than it needs to be. With more experience they should be able to significantly reduce costs.

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    68. Re:Still A Toy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I live next to Manhattan, and see a lot of people there making only $40-60k. Heck, I saw one job advertised there recently that only paid $400/week for a pretty serious legal secretarial position. How anyone could survive in Manhattan on $400/week, I have no idea, but this seems to be the trend with jobs these days.

    69. Re:Still A Toy by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The federal government has passed the point of 'We can't possibly pay it, might as well see how much the chumps will lend us. Hookers and blow for everyone!'

      Why shouldn't anybody else do the same?

      It's a losers move, but if you've got nothing, it sort of works. (I am so tempted to spell that 'loosers', just to give the cock-suckers something to do.)

      The rest of us have to worry about getting through the coming mess with some of our assets.

      Finally 'Social trust' my ass. There are no implied contracts.

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    70. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look, an ignorant moron posted, accusing other people of needing medication.

      Tesla designed the battery pack. Tesla designed the charging system. Tesla designed the cell health monitoring systems. Tesla designed everything to do with the electrical system of the car, apart from the basic cells themselves, which are the bog standard cells used inside of laptop battery packs. Tesla did such a fine job of their design work that Toyota licensed it for their own all-electric vehicles, rather than reinvent the pack design.

      And you should stop posting. Better to be silent and let everyone assume you're an idiot, instead of opening your mouth and removing all doubt.

    71. Re:Still A Toy by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      In most parts of the United States, $100k is insufficient to support any offspring.

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    72. Re:Still A Toy by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      That's not clear. It depends on the housing market. In a declining market you're often better off renting.

    73. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can believe it... apparently, due the the unions, factory line workers were paid very well indeed. If they had little other expenses (e.g. cheap housing) then I can easily see using the disposable income in a nice car. And since they'd need to be withing a reasonable distance of the factory, choice of housing might have been limited.

    74. Re:Still A Toy by painandgreed · · Score: 2

      Do you really believe that? Let's think about this. If there were black people rich enough to buy big expensive cars... living in a run-down slum apartment... why was it a slum? If these blacks were making lots of money there should have been a gentrification effect just like what's happening today with white people moving into poor areas of some cities and actually pricing out the established "slum" residents.

      I mean no offense but your story sounds like a romanticization of what might have really happened.

      Playing devil's advocate (and because what he said matches other things I've read). They own a car, they don't own the apartment. Which one would you expect people to take care of. Unless there is rent control and it is an expensive area (probably not any slum) people don't usually fix up their rentals, they just move. Also, we are speaking in the 50's and 60's when black neighborhoods had their own economies and social stratifications. Before desegregation, there were separate but equal jewelry stores, grocery stores, car lots, etc. Black neighborhoods had their own rich who were unable to move out of the neighborhood, which is what the original post was about. They were literal ghettos and there was nothing to say that those rich blacks could actually own the land they lived in. These days, the trends continue, but the cars probably aren't new.

    75. Re:Still A Toy by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      With interest as low as it is mortgage deductions mean less then they used to.

      How much risk are you carrying for a spread of how many %? Borrowing money on the house to invest in the stock market? Sure it can work, except when it doesn't.

      Still I admire your leverage. Is Alaska a no-recourse state. (meaning the bank gets the house and nothing else, no bankruptcy required post foreclosure). In that case cashing out is locking in you real estate gains.

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    76. Re:Still A Toy by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I paid off my house and have no debt against it. I followed my own advice when I lived in the US, but now that I don't live there anymore, the rules are different, so I don't do what I did anymore. House paid off and rented out as an "independent" business makes much more sense for an expat. At least with my current finances. Maybe in 10 years, I'll get rid of anyone there, and send the kids to the US for a bit.

      And when you talk about locking in real estate gains, you assume some. Alaska is usually 5 years behind the US. The crash was slower to reach Alaska, and didn't hit quite as hard, but the recovery that they report in the US hasn't reached Alaska yet. If there were sufficient gains, I'd sell, that would make more sense, and when the market drops again in 20 years, buy back in. It was mid-80s when the last real estate crash happened (Texas S&L scandal was very similar to the more recent one). And the bust before then was '60s, when the boomers stopped buying houses.

    77. Re:Still A Toy by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You realize that aerospace grade could mean that they're chosen for strength to weight ratio, rather than for overall toughness....

      The thing about aerospace is that weight matters a lot, so there need to be slimmer safety-factors on the part design. You want consistency and precision more than durability and your material choices reflect that. You make up for it by putting more effort into structural calculations and taking extra care not to get into a situation where you need to stack four cars on your ceiling bolts...

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    78. Re:Still A Toy by AaronW · · Score: 1

      Considering that they are only just starting to sell to Europe and haven't started in Asia yet I don't think they're going to have any problems. Asia is by far the largest luxury car market. According to their last quarterly earnings report they are still working on changes for Asia since there the focus needs to be on the rear seat since usually there is a hired driver.

      Tesla is having no problems selling the Model S. They are outselling all of the other luxury cars in its class by a fair margin.

      Tesla has nothing to worry about from the Leaf.

      1. The Leaf only has a range of around 73 miles vs over 200 for Tesla (goal for low cost car).
      2. The Leafs battery management sucks. Currently batteries are dying in places like Arizona within two years. Using Chademo is hard on the Leaf battery and reduces its life. Nissan only warranties the battery for 5 years. Tesla claims there are no problems with their supercharging with respect to battery life. According to Consumer Reports, in cold weather (10F) the Leaf reports a fully charged range of 20 miles and it lost significant power after just 13 miles and by the end it was limited to walking speed! Tesla has much less of a problem in cold or hot weather than the Leaf.
      3. The Leaf is a rather ugly car IMO.
      4. Tesla has far superior battery technology compared to the Leaf, with much higher energy density and likely much lower cost.
      5. The Leaf has a small trunk and not a lot of storage room compared to Tesla's design.

      I have a friend with a Leaf. He'd dump it in a heartbeat if Tesla had a car in that price range. It seems he spends all of his time recharging since it has so little range.

      Nissan is years behind Tesla in terms of their battery technology. Most EV manufacturers use a very safe battery chemistry which is expensive and does not have very high capacity. Tesla's chemistry is cheaper and much higher energy density, basically a ruggedized laptop battery. Tesla is designed so that when a few cells fail it will have little impact on the overall battery pack. Nissan doesn't currently have active battery cooling, only heating and uses a much fewer number of large cells. In places with high temperatures like Arizona the Leaf batteries are losing 40% of their capacity in 2 years. Most other EV manufacturers have active battery cooling, and some, like Toyota and Mercedes, use batteries made by Tesla.

      Even the new BMW i3 is not going to be any serious competition. All one has to do is look at the car and it becomes clear that BMW hopes nobody will buy it. Most of the EVs are basically being made for carbon credits. They meet the minimum requirements and that's it. None of the other cars have over 100 miles of range and typically have a lot of other shortcomings as well.

      The other car companies really have no interest in building electric vehicles. They're only making them because they have to.

      Tesla started from the ground up to design the best car that just happens to be electric without sacrificing performance or range. Having 200+ miles of range and access to the supercharger network is a big incentive. I can get 150 miles of range in 20 minutes. Soon Tesla will be installing battery swap stations as well, so if I don't want to wait I can have my battery swapped with a fully charged one in 90 seconds. They not only thought about the car, but the entire system that is years ahead of anyone else.

      Tesla has also done a significant amount of work reducing the size of their drivetrain. The 416HP induction motor in my car is the size of a watermelon. The inverter is about the same size as well. An induction motor should be significantly cheaper than the synchronous motors Nissan and the other manufacturers are using. There are no rare-earth magnets in an induction motor. Also, manufacturing them is a lot easier since you don't have to deal with insane magnetic fields.

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    79. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and your making a choice to live in an apartment in a high rent district. rent in a blue collar suburb in cali will cost you around 1200. Its about choices, nothing wrong with that but your choosing to live in an expensive area and someone could instead choose to buy a tesla. Usually not as people who live in lower income neighborhoods seem to go for riced out cars or muscle imo if they are going to blow money on a car but that's their preference.

    80. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in a blue collar mexican neighborhood, and yes people do in fact spend money on cars instead of houses. A lot of my neighbors had better cars than me even though their house looked like it could use a painting with all the exterior wear and tear. In fact I doubt you could convince them to move to a rich suburb even if they could afford it, they don't want the old white neighbors to call them when they have their midnight parties blasting loud and their friends double parking.

    81. Re:Still A Toy by mirix · · Score: 1

      Who fixes an apartment they don't own? Especially exterior / common areas? They're slums because the landlords don't maintain them. (in addition to the renters disrespecting the property).

      Gentrification is usually because the new money that moves in to the hood *owns* the property and spiffs it up.

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    82. Re:Still A Toy by AaronW · · Score: 1

      You are correct. In my case I bought a house in Silicon Valley before the dot com boom at a relatively high interest rate of 7 1/8 for a 30 year fixed. As time progressed my salary rose so my mortgage became less and less of an issue. Even if I kept my original mortgage I could not rent a house for anywhere near what my mortgage payment was. By paying down the principal I paid off my house completely. Even at its lowest point in 2008/2009 my house was still worth quite a bit more than what I paid for it.

      It is because of this that I am able to afford my Model S without sacrificing anything. I have never had to touch my 401K nor have I had issues saving for retirement. I also make well under 200K/year. I put 40% down on a car loan and used some of the money saved by getting a loan to invest, some of which buying Tesla stock at $35 (I wish I bought a lot more). Most of my investments earn well over the 2% interest I pay on the loan. It's not that hard to do.

      Part of being able to afford something like the Tesla is being smart with how you manage your money. In my case, it's my mid-life crisis car. If I were renting all this time there's no way I would consider buying a Tesla, but the fact that I paid off my house means I have a lot more spending money.

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    83. Re:Still A Toy by Sollord · · Score: 1

      That just the legal pay the illegal bonus you get for your work on your back makes up for it

    84. Re:Still A Toy by Sollord · · Score: 1

      dont neglect the gas you dont have to buy.

      ... or the charging stations you can't find.

      Well if you live on the west coast or Northeast corridor you've got plenty of somewhat viable options to recharge. If you live anywhere else well you're fucked so buy a Volt.

    85. Re:Still A Toy by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Here if you can afford even a very small deposit, then a mortgage is almost always cheaper month by month than renting, so you won't be saving anything by not buying. The only way to really save rent money is to continue living with your parents for years.

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    86. Re:Still A Toy by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      If you can't find one, you're probably not trying very hard. Pull up this map on the huge ass touchscreen in every Model S:
      http://www.blogcdn.com/green.autoblog.com/media/2013/05/tesla-supercharger-map-for-2015.jpg

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    87. Re:Still A Toy by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      That's the projected 2015 map. This is the map now. That means the Tesla is not a "drive across the continent" car yet. But it doesn't need to be to be feasible. A charger at home and a charger at work is sufficient, assuming you work within approx 150 miles from your home, as most people do.

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    88. Re:Still A Toy by arth1 · · Score: 1

      A charger at home and a charger at work is sufficient, assuming you work within approx 150 miles from your home, as most people do.

      You're assuming that people can charge their car at work. Most won't be able to.

      Also, charging with normal household power takes a very long time.

      And even if you live near the existing supercharges, they are not the high powered versions that haven't been rolled out yet, so you charge for 30 minutes and get up to 150 miles (with a new battery, less with an old) range. Compare that to filling the tank in 3-4 minutes, and getting 400 miles range.
      Also, the cheapest model S can't use a supercharger at all.

      Yes, it's the way to go. In the future. But the future isn't here yet - as it is, you have to make sacrifices. For some, they can be showstoppers. For others, it may mean renting a car whenever going on longer trips.

    89. Re:Still A Toy by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Also "live" != "roam". Many people like or need to travel outside the area where they live.

    90. Re:Still A Toy by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Even in San Francisco a quick apartment search shows it's easy to find a $1200/mo apartment of your own. That's only $14,400/year. $10K can cover the rest of your expenses and you can be comfortable on $25K income... or less with roommates.

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    91. Re:Still A Toy by PurplePhase · · Score: 1

      I wonder why they don't help out with the Lithium-Sulphur battery idea and start from there...

    92. Re:Still A Toy by Sollord · · Score: 1

      hence fucked

    93. Re:Still A Toy by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call that living.

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    94. Re:Still A Toy by swalve · · Score: 1

      It's pretty much impossible for rent to be cheaper long-term. Rent must include the cost of the property PLUS maintenance costs PLUS profit to the landlord. Rent rises and falls with the marketplace, whereas your mortgage payment remains the same. My mortgage started out being on par with rent, and now it's about half the price of a similar rental. And at the end of 30 years, you have a house. At the end of 30 years of renting, you have nothing but the alleged savings.

    95. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wanted to say - thanks for acknowledging that some of us drive trucks because we use them.

      Personally, I've considered getting a dinky little EV for short trips and any local driving where I'm not hauling stuff, but the ROI just isn't there, and I'm not a fan of feeling like I'm traveling down the road in a sardine can.

      Many trucks are less safe than dinky passenger cars. Why? Because the regulations on light trucks are different and manufacturers aren't required to design them to as stringent a grade of collision safety, so they skimp on extensive modeling and testing of crumple zones etc. More metal and weight does not automatically equal safer.

      This truckism mentality has got to die. Yeah, some people drive trucks because they actually use them -- but the vast majority of small trucks on the road in the US are driven as commuter vehicles by people who never put a scratch in the bed.

    96. Re:Still A Toy by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      I think it's perfectly fair to look at the map for Winter 2013 since we're talking a very short time from now. They're ramping up so fast it's crazy. This Christmas, you'll be able to make it North to South on either coast and East to West all within range of Superchargers. Is it perfect? No, but it covers nearly all the driving that the vast majority of Americans do on any kind of regular basis.

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    97. Re:Still A Toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind, that $8k/month nets out to something closer to $5k and that the rule of thumb is to spend no more than 1/3 of your income on rent, so he's making about what your tenant should be to live there.

    98. Re:Still A Toy by longbot · · Score: 1

      One of several reasons why I bought an older high-end car. It still has all the benefits of being made well, and still cost far less than some modern American or Japanese made plastic peice of crap. I'll buy electric one day. But until then, I have absolute confidence in my old Mercedes to keep clanking along. Regardless of how many years or miles between now and then.

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    99. Re:Still A Toy by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Who fixes an apartment they don't own? Especially exterior / common areas?

      People who don't want to live in slums, but are forced by powers beyond their control to do so. As an example, a few years ago I watched a great documentary about Jews living in China during WWII. They were packed into a ghetto that they didn't own. But you know.. they made it as nice as they could with their limited resources. There's no reason NOT to do that if you're stuck in the situation.

      They're slums because the landlords don't maintain them.

      "I'd rather live in filth than pick up a broom or fix a window that I benefit from but don't own!"

      Living in a nice place costs money. Whether you give the money to the landlord or spend the money yourself actually doesn't make a difference.. think about it.

      If the idea is that you pay the same cheap monthly bills as a slum, but the landlord magically makes it a really nice area, well that's just not gonna happen whether you're the owner or the renter.

      Gentrification is usually because the new money that moves in to the hood *owns* the property and spiffs it up.

      Yeah but we're talking about blacks with lots of money who are captive to the neighborhood.

      Say you're a well off black family in the 50s. Your slum lord just condemned your building. You have a choice. Move to Neighborhood A with rent of $750/month, where the tenants can afford $750/month, they're more educated, there's low crime, people take care of their apartments and the common areas, etc. Or move to Neighborhood B with a rent of $500, where the poor folk go, there's high crime, kids don't bother going to school, etc -- a black ghetto.

      Which one would you choose? I mean to me obviously the choice is A. You're paying more rent, and you can't build equity, but you have a much better life.

      Under what circumstances would you be like "Ehh, screw it, I'll live in the cheap place and buy a blingy car!!"

      I mean that just doesn't make sense. It doesn't fit with what I know of well off people, including blacks.

    100. Re:Still A Toy by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Also, we are speaking in the 50's and 60's when black neighborhoods had their own economies and social stratifications.

      There's the thing.. once you have your own economy, it doesn't make sense to make your economic outlet a nice shiny depreciating car, right? There were black businesses to invest in for instance.

      I'm not claiming none of this stuff happened, I'm saying it wasn't the well off blacks who said "Eh screw it, I'll just get a new car" when faced with obstacles. It doesn't make sense. I think it's the same people who do it today.. people with very poor financial skills who just want to show off and get some immediate gratification when they come into a relatively small amount of money. Also people for whom public perception is more important than building actual wealth.

    101. Re:Still A Toy by stdarg · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned, with anything short of what we would consider 'millionaire' class wealth, they could not buy or fix up the dwellings, nor could they move to a 'nice' neighborhood.

      That doesn't address my objection since you already brought in the fairly rich black doctors and lawyers who were caught up in the same situation. There were 'millionare' class people in these situations, and even if they weren't outright millionaires it's actually not that hard to form a small group of like-minded people to increase your financial reach. I almost moved into a housing co-op many years ago based on that principle.

      For some ideas about the roots of this social insanity, I suggest reading "Making Whiteness: The Culture of Segregation in the South, 1890-1940" (Grace Elizabeth Hale). The book is a bit controversial, but I felt the primary idea made sense. When the South lost the Civil War, this violated the heroic culture of honor that permeated the South's psyche. So in order to preserve some semblance of self-respect, a demon had to be found, which was the Negro (and what was really the beginnings of the Northern corporate state).

      It's a bit silly to suggest that blacks in the South *began* to be demonized post Civil War. Other than that it sounds like an interesting theory.

      And I don't mean to be rude, but while you are sharing interesting tidbits, I really feel that you've ignored my point which is based more on capitalism than racial politics.

      I'm a slum lord. I know there are black doctors and lawyers scattered throughout the city. I know if I increase my rent and drive out the poor black residents, I can attract the richer, more educated, more reliable doctors and lawyers. They'd love a place to live that isn't a slum and will pay more for it. They'd rather live in a nice neighborhood and pay more rent than, say, live in a poor neighborhood and have a slightly fancier car.

      Why don't I do that? Why doesn't my slum gentrify? There's certainly more money in it for me. Now maybe some slumlords are just racist to the point that it overrules their business sense, but it's impossible that all or even most of them are like that since the ones with better business sense will grow more dominant over time.

      It's similar to arguments about women's pay equality... the numbers thrown about are just too implausible. Some people genuinely believe that women get like 60 cents on the dollar FOR EQUIVALENT WORK. You see how that's completely impossible right? Because otherwise you and I could go into business tomorrow founding Women's Google, which is completely equivalent to Google except that our employee costs will be 40% lower. Shoot, not just employee costs, we'll found Women's Computer Hardware and get all of our IT infrastructure for 40% off too. Etc. It's nonsense.

    102. Re:Still A Toy by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      You seem to forget at every point in your post that you're comparing a $63,000 car to a $28,000 car. Considering Tesla doesn't have a $30,000 car, yet, we really have no idea what tradeoffs they will be required to make to get a car to that price point. We can be pretty confident, though, that if Tesla could just scale down the Model S to a marketable $30,000 car, they probably would have. Instead, they have delayed later models by at least a year.

      Even on battery technology, all we can really say is that Tesla has really good, but expensive, batteries. Can they scale that tech down to a $30,000 car? Probably. But they haven't, yet, so we'll see. But actually we won't see. Because by the time Tesla comes out with a $30,000 car, everyone will be one step further along in battery technology. So we can't really compare the Leaf's battery to the Model S's, because they are at different price points. And we can't compare the Leaf's battery to the battery that Tesla will have out in 3 years, because Nissan's battery will almost certainly be improved in 3 years, also. But my point was that we know the Leaf isn't good enough for the market, and we know that the Leaf is being built by a company that knows how to value-engineer a car and build it cheaply in volume. So Tesla really better have something better than Nissan, or it will be a problem.

      As just another example of how different the price points are, you only get Supercharger access on the more expensive Tesla models (with the 85kWh batteries). It's a $2,000 (!!) option on the $63,000 model. That's not much to the buyer of a $63,000 car, but if you're trying to play in the mid-market, $2,000 is a lot.

  4. Safety rating is because... by djupedal · · Score: 1, Informative

    E. Musk

    The Tesla broke the roof testing jig and NHTSA had to raise their rating ceiling - another good day for TSLA :) Volvo and other car makers are shitting their trunks right now...

    1. Re:Safety rating is because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bwahahahahaha!

    2. Re:Safety rating is because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      E. Musk

      The Tesla broke the roof testing jig and NHTSA had to raise their rating ceiling - another good day for TSLA :) Volvo and other car makers are shitting their trunks right now...

      Mind putting that in English? Who's this good for? Who's this bad for? Is any part of that sarcasm? Seriously, a lot of us don't have the slightest damn clue what "breaking the roof testing jig" means, nor what happens to the NHTSA when that occurs...

  5. Same high rating as others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article
    "It means the Model S joins more established vehicles such as the 2013 Kia Optima, Honda Accord and Volvo S60 in scoring maximum marks in all impact tests."

    What ratings are higher? Or is this just more Tesla love?

    1. Re:Same high rating as others by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Wrong question; what you should be asking is, "why spend 100K, when I can buy a car with an almost equivalent safety rating for leas than half that price?

      That is, if you're the sort who cares for safety ratings when making purchasing decisions.

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    2. Re:Same high rating as others by robot256 · · Score: 1

      The actual answer to his question was given in the summary, the Tesla outscored every single car in every single category. Your question only makes sense if you ONLY care about safety ratings when buying a car, which would be just as dumb as ignoring them completely. The REAL question you should be asking is, "If I'm going to buy a $100k car, why would I buy anything but the best?" This is why Tesla is giving BMW/Audi/etc. a run for their money.

    3. Re:Same high rating as others by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      The thing is, other cars scored the same 5 star ratings. But Tesla broke the mold (well testing equipment). So not only was it meeting the requirements for 5 stars. It was often exceeding by 4x-5x the score.

    4. Re:Same high rating as others by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      The actual answer to his question was given in the summary, the Tesla outscored every single car in every single category. Your question only makes sense if you ONLY care about safety ratings when buying a car, which would be just as dumb as ignoring them completely.

      Yea I thought that was pretty clear when I said it. Guess I should have been meaner in my choice of words.

      The REAL question you should be asking is, "If I'm going to buy a $100k car, why would I buy anything but the best?" This is why Tesla is giving BMW/Audi/etc. a run for their money.

      "Best" is subjective. To me, the "best" luxury performance car doesn't have more than 2 seats, nor does it take 8 hours to fill the tank from empty.

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    5. Re:Same high rating as others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'maximum marks' for a given test is a 5 of 5. It is, however, possible to earn a rating one or more of those tests that is *higher* than a 5, such as the 5.6 rating mentioned in the summary. The Tesla has hit the 5 of 5 mark in *all* tests, like a (very) few other cars, but has not been beaten in any of the tests, and has beaten those other cars in one or more tests.

    6. Re:Same high rating as others by robot256 · · Score: 1

      The actual answer to his question was given in the summary, the Tesla outscored every single car in every single category. Your question only makes sense if you ONLY care about safety ratings when buying a car, which would be just as dumb as ignoring them completely.

      Yea I thought that was pretty clear when I said it. Guess I should have been meaner in my choice of words.

      Sorry if I offended you with my caps, being too lazy to use emphasis. The fact that they mention the Model S in the same sentence as such lesser cars is of course an affront. But the wording of your post clearly implies that the only reason to pay more than $50k for any car would be to get a higher crash test rating, which struck me as silly. For one, that extra cash gets you from the S60's 6.4 second time to the Model S's seat-plastering 3.9 seconds. Add in the zero-lag, zero-noise, zero-maintenance, zero-emission power plant, and Tesla's unique exterior and interior design, and you begin to approach the sum of their differences.

      "Best" is subjective. To me, the "best" luxury performance car doesn't have more than 2 seats,

      ..then you're clearly not in the market for a luxury performance sedan, which I thought was implied by the fact that we were talking about the Model S at all. But thank you for making yourself clear this time.

      nor does it take 8 hours to fill the tank from empty.

      ...which is only true if you drive on routes without a Tesla supercharger, something that will become more difficult in the next 6-18 months. The rest of the time, you plug it in when you get home and it's full by the time you leave in the morning--assuming you actually drive 250 miles a day. An average American commute would only take an hour to recover from.

      You're free to think what you like, I just hope that one day you actually get to drive a Tesla vehicle of some kind and have those prejudices shattered. Now that I drive electric (even in my poor-man's Nissan Leaf), it's hard for me not to lump all gas cars together, from Corollas to Cameros--they're hideously noisy, smelly, expensive to operate, and simply inelegant by comparison.

    7. Re:Same high rating as others by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      But the wording of your post clearly implies that the only reason to pay more than $50k for any car would be to get a higher crash test rating,

      Only if the individual fits the caveat: " ...if you're the sort who cares for safety ratings when making purchasing decisions."

        I never stated, nor implied anything in such general terms as you are presuming.

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    8. Re:Same high rating as others by robot256 · · Score: 1

      But your caveat is insufficient to draw the claimed conclusion. An individual who is "the sort who cares for safety ratings when making purchasing decisions" is almost certain to have other factors they consider as well--I care about safety ratings, and would not buy a car with less than four stars in all categories, but that does not mean I automatically buy the cheapest such car. If you had said "the sort who cares only for safety ratings when making purchasing decisions" (for example, a parent buying a car for his teenager), it would have been logical to conclude that this person thinks "the only reason to pay more than $50k for any car would be to get a higher crash test rating", but without that exclusion, there could be many other factors to add value in his eyes.

    9. Re:Same high rating as others by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Blah blah blah look dude, if you're expecting to have every single tiny element and allusion spelled out for you, you're barkin' up the wrong tree. I expect people to have the presence of mind to figure things out for themselves, and as such do not bother with lengthy explanations of what I meant. Whether or not you choose to accept that is your prerogative, but I don't make a habit of over-explaining myself to people who don't get it - I clarified my statement in my last post, and whether or not you choose to accept said clarification isn't really my problem.

      But hey - it's supposed to be nice this weekend, you should enjoy it! I know I'm going to.

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  6. conspiracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but but...the govt also bought shares of GM and other American manufacturing company during the auto bailout. Why didn't they hand out free 5-stars rating then? Perhaps the government was selling short!

    If you don't have any facts, or the ones that come out of your ass, go troll elsewhere.

    1. Re:conspiracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but but...the govt also bought shares of GM and other American manufacturing company during the auto bailout. Why didn't they hand out free 5-stars rating then? Perhaps the government was selling short!

      If you don't have any facts, or the ones that come out of your ass, go troll elsewhere.

      Because they are primarily selling internal combustion engines and the gov't doesn't want to promote that technology.

    2. Re:conspiracy! by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      If the government doesn't want to promote IC engines, why are we spending more than a trillion dollars a year securing oil fields on the other side of the planet?

  7. Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You'll find out real quick that weight makes a big difference... Assume a Humvee and a Model S collide Head on, both going the same speed.

    Because the Humvee has greater mass, the Model S would wind up going backwards, and the Humvee would continue moving forward after the collision.

    This means the actual amount of energy that needs to dissipate in the Model S is much higher than the Humvee, because the change in velocity is much higher, and the amount of energy expended in the collision is = 1/2 * mass * (change in velocity) ^ 2

    I think to call it the 'safest car ever' is quite a bold lie. Clearly there are safer vehicles out there ( Tanks, Semi-Trucks, even airplanes). These NSHTA safety ratings are done for ludicrously slow speeds as well! Don't expect a lot of safety at 70mph...

    http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/how-to-calculate-velocities-of-two-objects-with-di.html

    1. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      I'm not a smart man, but I wouldn't consider tanks, semi-trucks, or airplanes to be cars. SUV's in general are classified as trucks for the purposes of crash testing. Can you think of a safer CAR that has been tested? The people who do the testing can't.

    2. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Nemyst · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Model S is a really heavy car, actually, almost the weight of the Ford F-150. Only a Hummer or another such extremely rare car weights significantly more. I think that speaks more for how dangerous Hummers are on the roads than how "unsafe" the Model S is. Regardless, though, the Model S is safer than any other car in its category, which is the metric that actually matters. If you're shopping for a sedan, you don't give a shit if a semi is going to give you better survival rates in a collision.

      Also, don't expect safety in any vehicle above 60mph. Drive safely instead of relying on technical means to buffer a crash.

    3. Re:Model S vs Hummer by rsborg · · Score: 1

      I think to call it the 'safest car ever' is quite a bold lie. Clearly there are safer vehicles out there ( Tanks, Semi-Trucks, even airplanes). These NSHTA safety ratings are done for ludicrously slow speeds as well! Don't expect a lot of safety at 70mph...

      Meanwhile the likelyhood, given the Hummer is no longer sold in large numbers, that you'll run into a Hummer with a Tesla is much lower than if you happened to own a Hummer and had a rollover.

      The biggest danger for SUV drivers is the SUV itself.

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    4. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be talking about the first-gen Hummer, and not the expensive paper-mache ones they sell now?

    5. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Spy+Handler · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In a head-on collision with another vehicle, yes weight makes a big difference. However you seem to think that headons are the only type of accidents that exist. into. But actually true headons are quite rare and make up a small percentage of accidents. (which is why NHTSA started testing offset headons and side impacts and so on because they're much more common).

      Anyways there are accidents where weight hurts you rather than help you. Would you rather crash into the side of a mountain at 60mph in a M-1 Abrams tank, Humvee, or a Tesla S? How about a rollover?

    6. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think to call it the 'safest car ever' is quite a bold lie. Clearly there are safer vehicles out there ( Tanks, Semi-Trucks, even airplanes)

      So it's not the safest car because there are safer non-car vehicles?

      That's like saying the African bush elephant isn't really the largest land animal because blue whales are bigger.

    7. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may want to reconsider the juxtaposition of these two statements:
      "I think that speaks more for how dangerous Hummers are on the roads than how "unsafe" the Model S is. Regardless, though, the Model S is safer than any other car in its category"

      Hummers are dangerous because they're heavy, but the S is safe because it's heavy?

    8. Re:Model S vs Hummer by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Weight has nothing to do with it. Realize that a hard ridged vehicle, if not designed properly, would transfer all the energy to the passenger which would kill you due to internal injuries. Even a light car with the proper design of crumple zones can be safer than a large heavy vehicle.

      Don't start quoting physics when you clearly don't understand how car frame design works.

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    9. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First you need to find a Hummer to crash into. I can't think of the last time I saw an H2 on the road.

    10. Re:Model S vs Hummer by thelovebus · · Score: 1

      You seem to be overlooking a fairly crucial factor: Because the Model S has a halfway decent suspension and modern features such as traction control, the driver should be able to maneuver the car quickly enough to *avoid* a head-on collision. Why would you possibly think it's more important to optimize safety around an unlikely scenario like "head-on collision with a Humvee", than to avoid the accident altogether?

      Also, I'm fairly certain tanks, semi-trucks and airplanes don't get to qualify for the "safest car ever" award, since, you know, they're not cars! Also, I think an airplane fares even worse than a typical passenger car in your contrived "head-on collision with a humvee" scenario.

    11. Re:Model S vs Hummer by geekoid · · Score: 5, Informative

      Numbers!
      Tesls S: 4647
      Base 4x2 F150:4685
      base 4x4 F150 5000
      The 5th Gen Camero weight about 3700
        BWM 5 series 3700.
      The ford focus 2960 pounds

      Just for some idea of how much cars weigh.

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    12. Re:Model S vs Hummer by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      As someone who's been rear-ended, side swiped, and merged into by people driving newer, safer low-visibility vehicles (eg. frame members are placed perfectly to obscure vision/"protect the driver"), and an owner of a 1986 Blazer, I can't say I agree with you. You've got to be pretty damn reckless to even approach 'rolling' a vehicle like this (and that's worse case scenario), and I've got better visibility than anything on the road. I can only be accountable for myself on the road, so the biggest danger on the road comes from the outside of the vehicle, always.

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    13. Re:Model S vs Hummer by CAIMLAS · · Score: 0

      An M1 MBT would go through the mountain; it would not crash. You may bleed a couple miles per hour, though... The Humvee would go over. Is there a waterfall on the mountain? The Tesla's fucked.

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    14. Re:Model S vs Hummer by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Hummers are dangerous to other people. The Model S isn't. The Model S is definitively safer for the occupants. The Hummer isn't.

    15. Re:Model S vs Hummer by arth1 · · Score: 1

      The biggest danger for SUV drivers is the SUV itself.

      The biggest danger for SUV drivers is the driver.

      An SUV is a very safe vehicle, when operated properly. Which does not include hurling down winding roads at or above the speed limit.

    16. Re:Model S vs Hummer by geekoid · · Score: 1

      you're post seem to indicate that you think a suit of armor would help you if you fell off a building.

      And to answer your question: the tesla.

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    17. Re:Model S vs Hummer by dywolf · · Score: 1

      mod up

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    18. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your physics isn't wrong. It's just incomplete.

      Mass implies inertia, not safety. So, yes, the Hummer will suffer a smaller change in velocity
      during a crash. That's true even if the object you collided with was the safety railing meant
      to keep you from falling off a cliff. During the crash at the bottom, the Hummer's weight is
      insignificant compared to the Earth's.

      Oh, and the change of velocity you calculated applies to the center of mass. That's something
      to think about during a rollover accident while you are being torn apart. If extra mass was good,
      you would think an armoured Hummer would be safer. That isn't the case, see for example
      http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=2068421&page=1 (Isolated seen, if someone is
      shooting at you, that extra weight might be good. But in that light calling a tank "safe" is
      preposterous.)

    19. Re:Model S vs Hummer by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I think to call it the 'safest car ever' is quite a bold lie. Clearly there are safer vehicles out there ( Tanks, Semi-Trucks, even airplanes).

      Hmm. I think you sold me. I'm in the market for a Model S, but I think instead I'll look into the used M1A1 Abrams market. If a new one costs $8.5 million, I bet I could score a used one for around $4 million or so. Clearly that's a much better option than spending $100k for a Model S. Of course that will also drop my top speed to 42mph, and that 500 gallon tank is going to take a few bucks to fill up. But fuck it, I have 1500 horsepower!

      Because people in the market for a Model S are totally the same people in the market for a used tank.

      (fun fact: the M1A1 with its 500 gallon tank has about the same maximum range as a Model S with the 85kwhr battery)

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    20. Re:Model S vs Hummer by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      The Model S is a really heavy car, actually, almost the weight of the Ford F-150.

      You're not joking, it's over 4600 pounds.

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    21. Re:Model S vs Hummer by BlueMikey · · Score: 1

      "[L]udicrously slow speeds"??

      It isn't like they used five miles per hour on most of these things, it used thirty-five, which is the typical speed most people drive through a city at (which, not surprisingly, is where most people drive each day).

    22. Re: Model S vs Hummer by OlivierB · · Score: 2

      I think you know just enough about physics to make a dangerous conclusion. Following a collision, Either car will go in reverse direction only if there is any kinetic energy left from the impact. The whole point of the much tasked about crumple zones is to absorb the energy from the impact and prevent the cars from behaving like bouncing balls. There is sufficient energy absorption capacity in either car to avoid your scenario. Take for instance a Hummer running dead into a wall at medium speed; it would bounce off the wall very far. The reason is because ask the energy is absorbed in the impact. The Tesla had enough of a crumple zone (much more than any other car) to avoid a scenario where three is excess energy that would push the car back. What really kills people are either (a) G forces from an impact (and having a car like a Hummer with little or no energy absorption creates higher impact G forces) or (b) cabin deformation that injures the passengers. The Tesla scores high on impact absorption and deformation resistance and is therefore the safer car.

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    23. Re:Model S vs Hummer by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Weight has nothing to do with it. Realize that a hard ridged vehicle, if not designed properly, would transfer all the energy to the passenger which would kill you due to internal injuries. Even a light car with the proper design of crumple zones can be safer than a large heavy vehicle.

      As always, the truth is somewhat in between, and saying "weight has nothing to do with it" is at least as wrong as the statement you're "correcting".

      Two counterarguments:

      1) Weight does have something to do with it, because it affects the amount of energy you have to dissipate. It's not as simple as heavy=better though. If you hit something stationary, "heavy" means that your vehicle has to dissipate more energy, which is harder to do and you're more likely to be hurt.* But if you hit something movable, then "heavy" means that you are better able to dissipate energy by moving it to the other object.

      If a bus were to hit a car head-on while both are going at highway speeds, it's not a better crumple zone that means the bus is going to come out ahead -- it's the bus's mass. (Actually it's totally possible that the car would crumple more than the bus would.)

      (*Though heavy also means that you have potentially more opportunity to dissipate energy.)

      2.) There's only so much limit to how much energy a vehicle can absorb via crumple zones and whatnot.

    24. Re:Model S vs Hummer by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Hummers are dangerous to other people. The Model S isn't. The Model S is definitively safer for the occupants. The Hummer isn't.

      Moreover, Hummers will have a higher center of gravity, both absolutely and proportionally - they will flip more easily. This is doubtless part of the reason they have such a wide wheelbase, to help mitigate that.

      Weight has three effects when it comes to safety: acceleration rate, deceleration rate, and control on a turn/risk of flipping. The acceleration rate is clearly not a problem. The deceleration rate can be determined by the quality of brakes, and I'm sure Tesla made sure they were at least sufficient. Throwing a significant percentage of the unloaded weight within 1 foot (30 cm) off the ground, rather than the 2 or 3 feet (60 or 90 cm) something like a Hummer would have effectively takes care of the third.

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    25. Re: Model S vs Hummer by OlivierB · · Score: 1

      Regarding the Hummer, it wouldn't bounce very far, sorry for the typo

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    26. Re:Model S vs Hummer by UnknowingFool · · Score: 0

      You may not care about safety all that much but the car manufacturer of a $100K car cares if only for selfish reasons. If you survive a crash due to the design of the car, you can/will buy another one. And tell your friends about it.

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    27. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      "[L]udicrously slow speeds"??

      It isn't like they used five miles per hour on most of these things, it used thirty-five, which is the typical speed most people drive through a city at (which, not surprisingly, is where most people drive each day).

      35 MPH is what the signs around here say, not necessarily the actual driving speed. On some of these streets, 35 IS ludicrously slow.

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    28. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not really.

      I don't have a link, but I watched a offset head-on crash test video of a 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air with a previous generation Chevrolet malibu ~2007-11-ish. Granted, the Malibu is more comparble in weight to the Bel Air than one my think, but the crash test dumby in the Bel Air would be instantly dead if he were living... the entire cabin is crushed. The crash test dumby in the Malibu faired well and likely would have walked away it he were living.

      Sure mass matters, but just as diet matters more than exercise, safety design can easily trump mass. That being said... someone driving a Chevrolet Aveo would likely be destroyed by any Hummer, Semi, F-150, or Tesla S... and there are plenty of similar cars on the road.

      The video was on YouTube, so you can easily search for it.

    29. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The Model S is a really heavy car, actually, almost the weight of the Ford F-150. Only a Hummer or another such extremely rare car weights significantly more.

      Or a crown victoria, which weighs about the same when fully loaded with fuel. I guess that's an extremely rare car if you want the cop car version (which weighs about the weight of the model S with all the equipment installed)? LOL.

    30. Re:Model S vs Hummer by dkf · · Score: 1

      An M1 MBT would go through the mountain; it would not crash.

      A few billion tons of rock would like to respectfully disagree with that sentiment. They're not going anywhere. Or at least you hope not, as if they are, the tank's in a heap of trouble; landslides are like that...

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    31. Re:Model S vs Hummer by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Hummers are dangerous to other people. The Model S isn't.

      I'm sorry, what? One inanimate object is inherently dangerous, but an extremely similar inanimate object isn't?

      Please clarify.

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    32. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Pontiac · · Score: 1

      Just to compare to a similar vehicle (if there is one)

      The Cadillac ELR (A fancy volt ) will be 4070 lbs

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    33. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That high weight makes me concerned for the occupants of other vehicles or pedestrians model S drivers may crash into.

    34. Re:Model S vs Hummer by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      And accelerates 0-60 in 3.9 seconds

      =)

      Much of that is batteries and copper coils for the motors I wager.

    35. Re:Model S vs Hummer by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I'd take the turbine out of the M1 and put it into the Tesla. Best of both worlds.

      The M1 won't be going anyplace fast with the electric drive though.

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    36. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are describing an arms race, with no end in sight. If the world actually worked that way, then we all buy APCs to get groceries. I'm not paying your gas bill, though!

    37. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, due to the Hummer's lack of decent crumple zones and solid construction, its passengers are dead while the Model S passengers walk away.

    38. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a T-bone crash with a shorter vheicle the bumper is more likely to go through the side windows and kill the occupants of the smaller car. Not to mention all of the health probles from the exhaust of burning that much gas to move what is usually just one person.

      Compare that to the Model S and Tesla's plan to build free solar powered fast recharge stations nation wide. Apparently they can charge the 300 mile range battery from flat to full in half an hour. So you can go on a roar trip from station to station and grab lunch between charges.

    39. Re:Model S vs Hummer by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Honestly surviving single car collisions into (relatively) immobile objects has a lot more to do with crumple zone and energy dispersion than weight. If you go from 60 --> 0 in 0.1 s that's like 30g and will likely mess you up. If it's 60 --> 0 in 0.5s that's "only" 6g and more likely survivable. Weight doesn't factor in at all really.

    40. Re: Model S vs Hummer by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      I would rather do anything at 60mph in an Abrams than those other vehicles.

    41. Re: Model S vs Hummer by Kjella · · Score: 1

      But even if we go to the opposite end of the scale from the bouncing balls to a fully elastic collision momentum is still conserved, meaning that for equal velocity they'll continue to travel in the direction of the greatest mass. Now the cabin must provide the same deformation protection, but keeping the G-forces within acceptable limits is easier if you decelerate from 50 to 5 mph than from 50 to -5 mph. So I think all other things being equal, if you welded 200 kg of lead to the bottom of the Tesla with no absorption or deformation properties and crashed it head-to-head with an unmodified Tesla it'd do marginally better. Though I suspect to get a significant effect you're looking at trailer-to-car ratios, in which case the trailer wins anyway.

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    42. Re:Model S vs Hummer by michelcolman · · Score: 2

      You are wrong.

      Just as an extreme example, imagine a 10 ton vehicla hitting a 1 ton vehicle head-on, both traveling at the same speed. The 10 ton vehicle will just slow down a bit (less than 20%) while the 1 ton vehicle will be catapulted backwards. Just basic conservation of momentum. Which of the two drivers will be better off, you think? The one whose speed was suddenly almost inverted, or the one whose speed was only reduced by less than 20%?

      Or let's make it even more extreme: an ocean liner at cruising speed hitting a rubber dingy (the latter having a very nice cushioning protection zone while the former is very rigid and therefore, according to your theory, would kill all of its passengers). Somehow I think the passengers of the ocean liner will be better off.

      Obviously these are exaggerated examples, but the math still works for smaller differences in mass. I agree that lots of other parameters matter as well (crumple zones etc.) but the heavier car will have a smaller change in velocity during the initial hit and therefore its passenger will too.

      If the car crashes into some very rigid fixed object (a thick concrete wall, for example), the weight of the car won't matter. But it certainly will when crashing into another car.

    43. Re: Model S vs Hummer by michelcolman · · Score: 2

      Either car will go in reverse direction only if there is any kinetic energy left from the impact.

      You are not entirely correct.

      When two cars hit each other, there's not just conservation of energy but also conservation of momentum. Momentum doesn't get changed by crumple zones. They will only reduce the bounce, i.e. the relative speed (if any) with which the vehicles will move away from each other after the impact. But if a heavy vehicle hits a lighter vehicle head on at the same speed, the lighter vehicle will always be thrown backward.

      Suppose both cars have a speed v, and their masses are m1 and m2, m1 being smaller. Then, if the crumple zones absorb the maximum possible amount of energy they can, the cars will both end up moving at a speed of v*(m2-m1)/(m1+m2) in the direction the heavier car was going in. If less energy was absorbed by the crumple zones, the light car will be going backward faster and the heavier car will be slowed down more or even get thrown backward as well.

      Crumple zones do matter, obviously. They are certainly a good thing, but they won't magically bring all cars to a stop if they have different weights. They spread out the impact over a slightly longer period and reduce the amount of bounce, both resulting in less G-forces on the occupants.

    44. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For pedestrians a regular car still weighs much more than they do, I don't think the extra weight will make much difference for pedestrian impacts. Although the Model S will be better for pedestrians than an SUV, SUVs will hit the middle of your body, directly impacting your vital organs and the Model S will hit your legs. Though the point is valid with respect to other vehicles.

    45. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Hummer due to its higher center of gravity and wheel base will probably go up and flip over in a head on collision with the Model S.

    46. Re:Model S vs Hummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyways there are accidents where weight hurts you rather than help you. Would you rather crash into the side of a mountain at 60mph in a M-1 Abrams tank, Humvee, or a Tesla S? How about a rollover?

      A tank for both. Because for the first, the MOUNTAIN eats the "deceleration" of the tank, and your body has to support your own 60-0 sprint. Also, the seats are pretty badass. And for the second, if you have to rollover, do it in a tank. Because, you know. Tank.

      Seriously. Do you even read what you type?

  8. Put up or shut up by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Because the gov't want to promote electric cars, will we now see artificially high safety ratings on electric cars to promote sales?

    Wow, cynical much? Maybe, just maybe, the engineers at Tesla actually did a really good job. If the vehicle is subjected to the same tests and scores higher then what possible problem could you have with that? If you have evidence that the government somehow held Tesla to a different standard then by all means please share with the rest of the class. But if you are just being snarky then shut up.

  9. Let me just say... by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

    That is freaking awesome!

  10. not a toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    However, at a price point of $80 - 100K, it's going to remain a playtoy for people with money, not become the OMG super-car replacement for mom's $30K Volvo.

    Tesla's first product (2008), the Roadster, base price of US$109K.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Roadster

    The base Model S (2012) starts at US$69,900 with a 60 kWh battery pack up to US$79,900 with the 85 kWh pack before any government subsidies.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Model_S

    Prices for the Model X (2014) have not been announced, but Tesla says it wants to have the price of the BlueStar (2016) at under US$ 40K.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_BlueStar

    If you want cheap, but a Corolla. If want quality and innovation, someone has to be willing to bankroll the progress in technology that Tesla is trying to achieve.

  11. Probably need it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If tesla drivers drive the same way Prius and Accord drivers drive, pull out in front of people and slow down and driving slowing in the middle lane; they need that crash rating.

    At least when a BMW or Audi driver cuts me off, they're usually driving faster than I am and they know which pedal is the accelerator. Toyota and Honda drivers seem to have a problem with that. Just look at the alleged Toyota acceleration problem a few years ago, they didn't know the break from the gas. (Yeah, Audi 5K drivers also had that problem.)

  12. Counter productive by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that the drivers will feel safer in them and therefore drive less carefully as a result?

    The cars might be safer, but I bet it still hurts if one hits you

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    1. Re:Counter productive by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      That seems unlikely. The high price would be an incentive to drive more safely in order to keep your insurance rates semi-reasonable...

    2. Re:Counter productive by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

      drive more safely in order to keep your insurance rates semi-reasonable

      Interesting idea. Sky high insurance costs could be the biggest safety "feature" in new cars. Possibily a close second would be $100 / gallon petrol

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    3. Re:Counter productive by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      No, the drivers will likely drive less safely as the result of them being pretentious assholes.

      If vehicle safety were a factor in how careful people drove, motorcycles would be the safest vehicles on the road to own.

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    4. Re:Counter productive by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      While I understand yout point, empirically it hasn't been the case that drivers in higher-rated cars drive less safely (i.e. they don't get in more accidents). I believe it is actually the other way around. Those cars tend to have a lower percentage of accidents (potentially because of the correlation between safety conscious people who both (i) buy a high-rated car and (ii) consciously try to drive more safely).

      If you think about human psychology, this actually tends to make sense. In order to get the effect you are imagining, it would have to be the case that someone who has a tendency to be a reckless driver would think to themselves "I shouldn't speed through this intersection because I have only a 3-star rated car". Then, when that person bought a 5-star car, they would think "OK, now I can speed through that intersection". While that second thought may sound like it fits human nature, the first doesn't. In other words, you can only be more reckless in a 5-star car if you are being less reckless in a 3-star car. More likely, a reckless person is just reckless all the time.

  13. Why all the hate? by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    I mean realize that the Model S does not have anything in the front so its just a large crumple zone. All other cars have 1 ton of engine block in the front and depending on how severe the accident is, that engine block is going to come into the passenger cabin as some point. I mean I would say that the car is probably as safe on any other side as any other car, but for head on collisions it moves the rating up a notch.

    But I mean who buys a car because of its safety rating? I mean there are millions of people driving Toyota's that don't stop when you want them to and they still have high safety ratings so to argue about this is moot.

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    1. Re:Why all the hate? by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Mothers....

      Just ask Volvo and Subaru.

    2. Re:Why all the hate? by ngg · · Score: 1

      But I mean who buys a car because of its safety rating?

      Actually, I'd argue that most people who buy high-end cars are doing just that. All modern safety features (airbags, ABS, electronic stability control, traction control, adaptive cruise control, all the pre-crash stuff, auto-braking) originated on high end cars (most often the Mercedes S Class). A lot of that stuff is required on all cars now, and in every case the automakers argued that it was just too damned expensive to put in every car. But somehow, as if by magic, they were able to make it work every time.

      What's really happening is that most people who own $100k cars aren't really buying them for the luxury and high-tech features. After all, you don't get rich by spending all your money. They spend $100k on a car because of safety features that are only available on car of that class, and because you start to worry about your mortality once you get to a certain level of wealth. You can also look at how the features trickle down, first to the "mid-luxury" cars, then "entry-luxury", then mass market cars: Those MB S Class-exclusive safety features magically appear on the E Class when the price of a used "certified pre-owned" S Class drops appreciably below that of a new E Class. The feature then appears on the C Class when used E Classes start to drop in price.

    3. Re:Why all the hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what do you mean?

  14. How is a big crumple zone bad? by sjbe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Without a large motor in the way Tesla is able to use the whole front compartment as a crumple zone as opposed to most combustion vehicles that primary use the sides as a crumple zone. While I don't think the ratings were manipulated they are artificially high because the Tesla design is able to game the system.

    Explain to me exactly how having an enormous crumple zone in front of the driver is somehow a bad thing. Would you rather have an engine pushed into your lap from a frontal collision? Their is no evidence I've seen that their ratings are "artificially high". The results are what they are.

    1. Re:How is a big crumple zone bad? by MiniMike · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't think having a large crumple zone is bad (it's great, actually), but if you use a large percentage of it during a relatively low speed crash so there is no large deceleration detected (aka: gaming the test), then when you have a real crash at a higher speed then the occupants of the vehicle will experience a large sudden deceleration when they run out of crumple zone (aka: they're screwed). It seems that the Tesla has a longer crumple zone than conventional cars, but since most conventional cars are designed to have the engine drop down during a frontal collision, potentially freeing up more distance for crumpling, I'm not sure if it's as much longer as the gp is assuming. I don't think the gp's claim about the results being 'artificially high' are correct. They may or may not correlate with the results of other types of tests.

      While the gp has an excellent point about the offset testing, I don't know if his theory about loss of crumple zone is accurate. He seems to assume that the Tesla structural members are evenly distributed across the width of the car, almost in a continuum, rather than concentrated along the sides as in a conventional car. I doubt this is the case, but I am interested in seeing the IIHS testing.

    2. Re:How is a big crumple zone bad? by hermitdev · · Score: 1

      How is being pushed into an engine any worse than having the same engine flying at you from behind?

    3. Re:How is a big crumple zone bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You've missed the GP's point. The big crumple zone of the Tesla is an advantage, yes. But it's not as much of an advantage as the test indicates, because the test uses a special case (direct head-on collision) which over-represents how good it is. For an angled collision, the Tesla will still be better by conventional cars, but not by such a large margin.

    4. Re:How is a big crumple zone bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the point of the GP. While front crumple zones are a good thing, the larger front crumple zone will not benefit the 25% and 40% front impact tests. In fact the lack of structural components for mounting the front engine will likely hinder the 25% and 40% scores since there's less resisting material for the front impact.

      It's a legitimate caveat to what should be a very safe design overall.

    5. Re:How is a big crumple zone bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but since most conventional cars are designed to have the engine drop down during a frontal collision

      [citation needed]

      I've heard that Subarus do this, but is this really a standard thing for "most" cars these days?

    6. Re:How is a big crumple zone bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without a large motor in the way Tesla is able to use the whole front compartment as a crumple zone as opposed to most combustion vehicles that primary use the sides as a crumple zone. While I don't think the ratings were manipulated they are artificially high because the Tesla design is able to game the system.

      Explain to me exactly how having an enormous crumple zone in front of the driver is somehow a bad thing. Would you rather have an engine pushed into your lap from a frontal collision? Their is no evidence I've seen that their ratings are "artificially high". The results are what they are.

      Of course a large front end crumple zone is bad. That's why the VW Microbus was engineered to have a front end crumple zone consisting of only the spare tire. German engineering at it's finest!

    7. Re:How is a big crumple zone bad? by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      I had a 1994 Saturn that they claimed would do this (was never in an accident, so didn't actually test it). One of my friends was disappointed to hear this after bragging that their 'exclusive' (my emphasis) fancy German sports car (2005?) did this. Last time I looked for a new car (2003) every model I checked claimed this feature. Thought this might be self selecting as I only looked at models at the top of the IIHS list. A quick Google search, however, turned up this article:

      12 Important Safety Features On Our Cars We Don't Think About, look at #3-Breakaway Motor Mounts. Also note that #1 is Crumple Zones.

    8. Re:How is a big crumple zone bad? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Crumple zones don't work like that. As they crumple they get stiffer and provide greater energy absorption. They act like springs, the force exerted being proportional to the compression.

      Considering how much effort has gone into making this car safe I'd be amazed if they somehow overlooked offset head-on collisions. Your speculation about structural members being at the sides is almost certainly correct because in the centre there is a large boot space (or trunk as Americans call it).

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    9. Re:How is a big crumple zone bad? by Amouth · · Score: 1

      don't have a citation for you, but yes it is,, in the mid 90's it was designed to go into the passenger seat, now they are mostly designed to go down (FE-RWD), to separate (FE-AWS), or laydown (FE-FWD). i have no clue what the strategy is for rear wheel drive.

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    10. Re:How is a big crumple zone bad? by Amouth · · Score: 1

      That was back when if you could kill the driver they couldn't sue. Now we let the relatives sue on the dead's behalf so that strategy doesn't work any more.

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    11. Re: How is a big crumple zone bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mini coopers do this

    12. Re:How is a big crumple zone bad? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Not as finely engineered as stock bug ejection seats. In a rear end collision the backs of the seats collapse and the driver and passenger go out the back window. If your bug still has stock seats, you have them. Obviously; if your 'bug' has as Jetta motor, you don't have a bug.

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    13. Re:How is a big crumple zone bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      35 MPH IS a real crash. It's a full-on collision at street driving speeds, and probably close to what you'll see if you're given the opportunity to brake before a crash on the highway. If the NHTSA thought cars needed to be rated for 60 mph crashes, they'd simulate 60 mph crashes rather than extrapolating from 35 mph.

    14. Re: How is a big crumple zone bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're scared, the dealerships, repair garages, pumps.. the 'internal combustion' smelly, leaky, dangerous, unreliable abomination is on its way out, some simple electrical Google/Tesla cars on the way in..

  15. because TPTB want us buying these shitletric cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go figure it gets the best score ever. yawn.

  16. The car Mitt Romney derided... by tekrat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    During one of the presidential debates, Mitt Romney named Tesla a failure, and claimed that the loan given to Tesla by the DOE was a waste of taxpayer money. This drove the stock down to $25 per share. I wish I'd bought then, because that stock is now around $140 per share, and climbing.

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    1. Re:The car Mitt Romney derided... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wish I'd bought then, because that stock is now around $140 per share, and climbing.

      Anyone else wondering how many Romney nabbed?

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    2. Re:The car Mitt Romney derided... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      I'll have to look that up, but are you sure he wasn't referring to the failure that was Fisker Karma. Cause that was one of the worst wastes of money.

      Okay, guess he did. But Romney was a dweeb. Even Republicans didn't want to vote for him.
      http://upstart.bizjournals.com/money/loot/2012/11/02/elon-musk-to-romney-no-cash-for-you.html

      (And no, the Republicans did NOT elect Romney, he was selected by the party. And many manipulations were used. By the time many if not most Republicans had a chance to vote in the primary. He had already been given the nomination by default. It's manipulation of the timed primaries (Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada. A few other low populace states are used to set the party agenda of the Republicans and Democrats. We are then handed two selected politicians, we can hypothetically refer to them as Twiddly Dee and Twiddly Dumb, each election cycle. And lauded that we voted. But the truth is, there is little difference from elections in the U.S. today, and those we criticized of the Soviet Union and their one party system.

    3. Re:The car Mitt Romney derided... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, we have a two party system, that's gotta be twice as good!

      No, but seriously, I'm a registered Republican and god damn did the party not actually show up with anyone this time around. Romney won the primary more or less by default. I mean, who was actually a contender for it against him? Newt "I Fucked The Party Back In the Nineties" Gingrich? Frothy? And there was a third major contender but I just can't remember who it was. Oh, and good old RAWN PAWL RELOVEOUTION to suck up the crazy person attention.

      So we ended up with our party's version of John Kerry. Fantastic. Hopefully we can go into 2016 without the whole thing turning into a circular firing squad.

    4. Re:The car Mitt Romney derided... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Worse, we ended up with it two times around.

    5. Re:The car Mitt Romney derided... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Romney mentioned 4 "investments" that the government had made in which they were trying to pick winners that he thought were bad in the debate. So it appears that with Tesla he was wrong. But that he only got 1 out of 4 wrong. That means he got 3 out of 4 right. Unlike the administration who decided to give the 3 losers money and still couldn't keep them afloat. So he is batting .750 while the administration is batting .250... I bet you wish you had stock in the other three also don't ya.

      http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2012/10/04/mitt_romney_calls_tesla_loser_like_solyndra_in_presidential_debate.html

    6. Re:The car Mitt Romney derided... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Erm.. I believe it was the loan that Romney derided. And he was right to. Tesla didn't need a loan from the government, it already had a guy with deep pockets to kick start it. So, we take all the risk for a paltry return and the guy with the scummy fake bank gets all the benefit.

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    7. Re:The car Mitt Romney derided... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I'd bought then, because that stock is now around $140 per share, and climbing.

      Anyone else wondering how many Romney nabbed?

      That's why he didn't want to release his tax returns.

    8. Re:The car Mitt Romney derided... by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Mitt Romney said the Tesla project failed to create American Jobs.

      He was correct.

      If you're going to attack people who's views differ from your own, don't put words in their mouths, Okay?

      Personally I think the whole idea of the government subsidizing private enterprise is wrong, because sooner or later it will become cronyism, and the money will simply be squandered. It's my money, I pay taxes, I want it spent for everyone's benefit, not the guy who gives money to one party of the other.

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  17. 4 Cars? by JackSpratts · · Score: 4, Funny

    "And just how strong is the Model S roof, which is secured with aerospace-grade bolts? It broke a testing machine that was pushing down on the roof with the equivalent of the weight of four cars."

    Four cars? Pshaw. Forty years ago my Volvo could bench press 6.

    http://imgur.com/kmdoVYR

    1. Re:4 Cars? by EnglishDude · · Score: 1

      I know you jest, but cars then were much lighter than nowadays... my first & second cars, a 1989 & 1993 Opel Corsa A was 750kg/1600lbs, my partner's current car which is a 2004 Opel Corsa C weights in at 1350kg/3000lbs.

    2. Re:4 Cars? by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      The test shows that the machine, not the Model S, could only handle four cars of force.

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    3. Re:4 Cars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And just how strong is the Model S roof, which is secured with aerospace-grade bolts? It broke a testing machine that was pushing down on the roof with the equivalent of the weight of four cars."

      Four cars? Pshaw. Forty years ago my Volvo could bench press 6.

      http://imgur.com/kmdoVYR

      Six forty-year-old Volvos. In modern car terms, that's probably about 3-4 regular cars.

    4. Re:4 Cars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roof strength at 4 times of its weight (a bit short of 20000 lbf) is not out of ordinary. Many new cars can reach 5 to 6 times of their weight. New F150 can reach over 25000 lbf. The new Mercedes M class can reach over 30000 lbf (http://www.iihs.org/ratings/roof/detailsbyclass.aspx?50). How come those vehicles did not break the test machine?

  18. Testing methodology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NHTSA applied their standard tests to the Model S, which is good. We can see how it compares with other cars on the market. But it is a little misleading since the tests were made for vehicles with internal combustion engines. The Model S isn't susceptible to fires from leaking petroleum fuel since it doesn't have any, unlike most other cars on the road. The existing tests don't account for conditions that might set the very large lihium ion battery pack on fire, which is what needs to be tested for the Model S. The Model S might have (probably does) have great engineering to prevent such fires, but we don't know since that isn't part of the consideration for the existing tests.

    1. Re:Testing methodology? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Well some of the tests gave the S an advantage but affect both gasoline and electric regardless: roll-over and roof crush. In the future, the NHTSA may apply electric specific tests but not yet.

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    2. Re:Testing methodology? by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      These were impact tests....FYI. And if the Model S survived them intact, it's no different than a gas engine vehicle doing so. Yes it is part of the tests. If either the gas or batteries go BOOM!!!! I believe it's a failure.

  19. Ask the entire question by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Wrong question; what you should be asking is, "why spend 100K, when I can buy a car with an almost equivalent safety rating for leas than half that price?

    You can buy a car with a 5 star safety rating AND which performs like a Tesla for half the money? Where can I find this incredible vehicle?

    Nobody buys a car just for the safety rating. Your argument is a strawman.

    1. Re:Ask the entire question by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Wrong question; what you should be asking is, "why spend 100K, when I can buy a car with an almost equivalent safety rating for leas than half that price?

      You can buy a car with a 5 star safety rating AND which performs like a Tesla for half the money? Where can I find this incredible vehicle?

      Nobody buys a car just for the safety rating. Your argument is a strawman.

      No, you just moved the goalposts by adding "performs like a Tesla." I never said dick about performance.

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    2. Re:Ask the entire question by icebike · · Score: 1

      Actually, your argument misses his point.

      You CAN buy several cars that get 5stars,

      "It means the Model S joins more established vehicles such as the 2013 Kia Optima, Honda Accord and Volvo S60 in scoring maximum marks in all impact tests."

      And some of them can be had with performance packages that will exceed the Model S, and virtually all of them will exceed the range of the Model S, and be half the price. The difference is they won't be electric.
      There are dozens of 5 star cars on the market in the 30K price range. Further, as the summary says 1% of all models tested earn 5 stars in ALL categories.

      Nobody buys a car these days WITHOUT considering the safety ratings.

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    3. Re:Ask the entire question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he simply answered your question, which was "why spend 100K, when I can guy a car with an almost equivalent safety rating for less than half that price?"

      The answer is: "Because the Tesla performs better than that car in other ways than those measured by the safety rating process."

      For example, for about $10 I can buy a desktop computer which handles a high speed collision better than a typical desktop. If the computer's physical durability were my only concern, that 286 in the seriously over-built all-steel chassis would be a damned fine machine by that metric. Most people, however care about more than one metric when they're shopping for something.

      The Tesla is the safest car ever tested by the NHTSA, *and* is decked out in the fashion you'd expect of a luxury sedan, *and* has better acceleration and handling characteristics than most luxury sedans in it's price range. So, if you want a car which has achieved a 5 star rating across the board, *and* handles better than a Kia Optima, Honda Accord, or Volvo S60, or is more nicely appointed than those cars, the Tesla is a good choice for you. Of course, you've got to be willing/able to spend that $55-80K on a car in order to make that choice, but you asked for a reason why someone might spend the money, and you were answered.

    4. Re:Ask the entire question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      W certainly do. Our family also looks at safety ratings when we rent cars. Same goes for car seats, strollers etc.

    5. Re:Ask the entire question by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Does the car have to be a viable transportation option, or can I just submit a block of steel foam?

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  20. not surprising by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    > What's really interesting is that part of the safety rating may be because the car is electric.

    Yes, but probably not in the way you mean.

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  21. Marketing PR nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cars that are Top Safety Picks from IIHS are already required to withstand 4 times its weight on its roof as well and there are quite a number of cars that have done this for a number of years already. Yes the Tesla Model S is safe, but it's only as safe as it should be for a car its price. This is just silly PR fluff for EV lovers. What I wanna see is the small overlap crash test done by IIHS since it has a "frunk" for crumple zones. NHTSA results are far less meaningful (redundant) today since IIHS has tougher tests.

  22. Warren buys a new Caddy every year. by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 1

    And then auctions it for charity, and buys another one.

    I seem to remember he always gets a great novelty plate like "Thrifty" or something.

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  23. In movies, all you have to do is leave the road . by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    . . . for the car to go up in a fireball. Especially if you're chasing James Bond at the time. No gasoline == no fireball. So sad.

  24. In fact... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    The Chevy Volt had to re-address some design issues due to these tests. Because they realized a fluid leak caused a short that ignited a vehicle after impact tests.

    1. Re:In fact... by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      The Chevy Volt had to re-address some design issues due to these tests. Because they realized a fluid leak caused a short that ignited a vehicle after impact tests.

      Ah, yes. There was a fire several days after the crash test. Chevy also indicated that the crash-testers failed to have the battery inspected after the testing as recommended in the owner manual. In the end, Chevy built a box around the battery, and the testers learned something new about electric cars - "read the manual".

  25. it could be the best car on the planet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but it's still just a commuter car if it can only go 200 miles on a charge or if it requires a special charging station to charge the battery in faster than 'overnight' (and this is both).

    why not a diesel-electric option.. extend the range out to that of a typical mid-sized car (400-500 miles).. or even sustain battery levels at cruising speed for when there are no practical charging options available. it IS possible to create a true diesel-electric hybrid that can run off stored (battery) electric charge or off diesel-generated electricity... it's just never been done before (trains run off diesel-generated power.. and diesel-electric hybrid mass transit buses are a reality today), so it would be somewhat expensive at first to develop, but in mass production, costs would be no different than today's hybrids, but with the end result being more efficient and more flexible.

    1. Re:it could be the best car on the planet... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      The truth is, that they feel in the next decade, that technology advancements will bring them to a 600 mile range. Which is fair enough for most anyone. And that it would have been a distraction to focus on a hybrid.

      Though I do think the Chevy Volt 2.0 should have a diesel option.

    2. Re:it could be the best car on the planet... by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

      I don't think 600 mile range will ever be standard. Only because the alternative is that you could make a car with a 300 mile range and make it much cheaper (half the battery size). Already, I think you're seeing the range issue on Tesla start to go away, as people realize how infrequently they actually need their car to go more than 200 miles on a "tank". The Leaf, with its much smaller range, still has a marketing issue, but it wouldn't surprise me to see 200-300 miles settle down as the standard range for electric cars (perhaps with bigger options available as upgrades and/or temporary swaps).

    3. Re:it could be the best car on the planet... by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Based on what?

      In 1910 the electric car had a 40 mile range. In 2013 it's 50, 60 miles under real world conditions. You're telling me we are going to a many thousand fold increase in battery efficiency in 10 years?

      This is the same song and dance we were told about Solar and Wind.... in the 1970's. Didn't happen. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

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    4. Re:it could be the best car on the planet... by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      The Volt, BTW, costs General Motors around $15,000 on each car they sell. That's the net LOSS to GM. What a great business model!! Once the government dumps their stock, and stops FORCING federal agencies to buy these Turkeys, they will go the way of the DeLorean.

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  26. Real world accident: Tesla S vs Honda Accord by bgarcia · · Score: 1

    Earlier this year, there was a bad accident where a Tesla Model S hit a 90 Honda Accord head-on: Tesla vs Honda Head-on Collision. The two people in the Accord were killed immediately. The Accord was a crumpled mess, as you can see from the photo in the article. The Tesla driver had only minor injuries. He was able to simply open his door and exit the vehicle. The accident itself is a terrible tragedy, but seeing a real-world example helps you to see just how safe the vehicle is.

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    1. Re:Real world accident: Tesla S vs Honda Accord by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Wreck goes to the heaviest car. Duh. As pointed out upthread that ends with everybody driving tanks.

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  27. 5 star in every catagory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is not the only or first car to get 5 star in every subcatagory with the New NHTSA ratings.
    The 2013 Chevy Camaro was the first followed by the 2013 Cadillac ATS.
    I am sure there are others that have followed.
    Also some intresting tidbits are ALL SUVs have 4 star or less in rollover which prevents them from getting 5 star in every subcatagory.
    Since the NHTSA ratings are new not all tests are performed on older models still in production. Its up to the manufacture to pay for the tests again to get the new ratings.

  28. What this story needs.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is a car analogy.

  29. You remember Top Gear saying it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time Top Gear is upbraided for the assinine idiocies on it because the three guys presenting are playing the parts of complete shitheads, they are defended with "They are *ENTERTAINMENT*, not a factual reporting programme!". Yet their every word is remembered as "Gospel truth" by the same idiots.

    No, the battery has a guaranteed lifetime of 15-25 years and when you give it back, they buy it from you for a large chunk of the cost of a new battery because everything there apart from the electricity you charged it with is recyclable 100%.

  30. Yeah, jeeps are water wimps by comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1qB0lb401ZU

    As the old joke goes: if Ted Kennedy had been driving a Beetle, he'd have been President.

    And then there was the one that drove around the world ... with an adapter to let the engine drive an external propeller when crossing water between islands and mainlands. Go ahead and drive your Jeep through a river, but know that pales next to the guy who drove his Beetle through the Pacific Ocean.

  31. safety ratings are bullshit by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    I'm all for safer cars, but safety ratings are measuring the wrong things. Moms love SUVs because they are perceived as safer for the occupants. Never mind that they are more dangerous for everyone else. For a pedestrian, SUVs are one of the most dangerous! Car safety needs to consider how dangerous it is for other people.

    Cars kill twice as many pedestrians as drivers or passengers (World Bank) (That's worldwide--in USA, pedestrians are closer to 14% of deaths because everybody drives and nobody walks in US). Of course, nobody wants to buy a car that's safer for other people.

    Maybe the Model S is safe, maybe not. Who knows?

  32. So, yes it is possible to run Tesla submerged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just haven't designed one specifically for running under water.

    Stupid fucking idiots scrabbling in the shit for ANY reason to have a car that even tangentially is "green" (therefore not manly enough, and your world only HAS "Hippy shitheads and the sane society who agree with me", therefore the tesla CANNOT be a proper car) fail at something.

    WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT???

  33. Insulation you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think that insulating, as you say, stops shorting electrics, can they be used to make an electric engine work under water too?

    In which case your "query" can be answered "yes" in just the same way as it was answered with "yes" to the query "Can a gasoline engine work under water". Yes, if you modify it to work under water.

  34. He likes marshmallows too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you want a citation for his thinking marshmallows taste nice too?

  35. Top Gear by slash.jit · · Score: 1

    I am eager to see what Top Gear more particularly Clarkson has to say about this car.

  36. Cost Analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One detail that's often missed in the gasoline cost analysis is the total loss incurred when paying for gas. Let's say you own the car for 10 years and in a gasoline car during the same period you would have spent 36k on gas. That money is gone forever with a gasoline car, in the Model S you "pay" that same money over the same period into owning an asset with a higher resale value.

  37. its the drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla drivers are going to be high-G people. They die in accidents less, except for private-plane accidents.

    Read the Bell Curve.

    Or, don't.

  38. Just how strong is the Model S's roof... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that matter? Normally it's not the TOP of the car that crashes into anything...

  39. Re:In movies, all you have to do is leave the road by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

    Ah, but that'll be compensated for with electric arcs that are about as realistic.

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  40. Drug analogy by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Kind of how like new drugs are very expensive at first, then cheap generics come out when the patent expires.

    I wouldn't have it any other way. The profits made possible by patent protection are the reason billions get poured into R&D to develop new drugs. "Reforming" the system to do away with this would be a childish, self-loathing outburst: "If poor people can't have these remarkable new drugs, nobody can!"

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    That that is is that that that that is not is not.
  41. Well it might help by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    if your mode of transport didn't always contain 50-100 litres of highly flammable and explosive liquid... just saying.

    Having to had taken multiple WHIMIS (Workplace Hazards somethingthatstartswithI Materials... etc..) training back in the day pretty much the most common and dangerous thing people work with is gasoline.

  42. Don't insult the engineers by 21mhz · · Score: 1

    It's not even proper engineer's mindset. An engineer speaks from field experience, or at least knowledge verified by past experimentation.

    This is just some armchair know-it-all, like a lot of people commenting on Slashdot. A software engineer, more likely.

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    My exception safety is -fno-exceptions.
    1. Re:Don't insult the engineers by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      It's not even proper engineer's mindset. An engineer speaks from field experience, or at least knowledge verified by past experimentation.

      This is just some armchair know-it-all, like a lot of people commenting on Slashdot.

      Blasphemy!

      A software engineer, more likely.

      Meh, could be worse - he might be an architect.

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
  43. Idiot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Grandpa, vehicles don't use distributors any more. The HV coils are right over the spark plugs and it's all fairly well insulated already. FFS...