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A CO2 Shortage is Causing a Beer and Meat Crisis in Britain (qz.com)

Carbon dioxide (CO2) is used in the production of a wide variety of food and drink products. But with at least five CO2 producers across northern Europe offline, a shortfall in the gas is causing shortages in beer, fizzy drinks, and meat. From a report: Britain is particularly affected because the seasonal shutdown of the plants has meant that the UK has only one big plant producing CO2 left. The British Beer and Pub Association, along with individual beer producers and pubs, has warned of the crisis caused by the shortage. Without naming companies, the trade association said the shortfall has caused beer production shortages. Heineken, the UK's biggest brewer, said its CO2 supplier was facing "a major issue" in the UK. Meanwhile, one of Britain's biggest pub chains, Wetherspoons, said it'll be forced to pull a number of beers and fizzy drinks from its menu soon.

320 comments

  1. not the beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    oi m8 a tree nicked me foamie

    1. Re:not the beer by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Ok...this should not cause a problem with MAKING beer, as that CO2 is produced by the fermentation....

      I would guess this should affect draft beer in bars, but why not use natural carbonation in the bottles?

      It works when I brew beer and bottle it (although I do prefer to keg it and use CO2 myself, but I do still bottle some).

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    2. Re:not the beer by Strider- · · Score: 2

      Other than home-brew, beer is rarely carbonated using secondary fermentation. Even at my local brew-pub, the carbonation as served at the tap, is done through mechanical carbonation of the product tanks. Also storing the beer under CO2 dramatically extends the period of time that it will stay fresh in the kegs and/or serving tanks.

      The only time you see secondary fermentation used in mass market is in specialty brews, cask festivals, and similar specialty beer types. Otherwise it's just too unpredictable.

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    3. Re:not the beer by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      In addition to what the other posters said, CO2 from fermentation is also lost if the beer is pasteurized. On the other hand, I haven't found it that rare to find bottle conditioned beer, but it'll generally be the larger bottles that are sold individually.

    4. Re:not the beer by Quirkz · · Score: 2

      but why not use natural carbonation in the bottles?

      Many people don't like yeast residue in their beer. It also means the bottle has to sit and age 2 weeks or so before it can be refrigerated and shipped, adding time and storage requirements to the process. It's much cheaper and faster to inject it mechanically and ship it immediately than to let it sit and ferment naturally.

    5. Re:not the beer by EvilSS · · Score: 2

      CO2 is added to the headspace to flush any air during bottling. It's also used during the brewing and bottling process to make sure the beer doesn't lose carbonation when moving around the systems and when stored in the tanks.

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    6. Re:not the beer by Albanach · · Score: 4, Informative

      The only time you see secondary fermentation used in mass market is in specialty brews, cask festivals, and similar specialty beer types. Otherwise it's just too unpredictable.

      You're not in the UK, are you? Real ale is pretty widely available, hand pumped from the cask and relies on secondary fermentation. In the US it's harder to find, but available in bars that specialize in that sort of thing.

    7. Re:not the beer by Zorro · · Score: 3, Informative

      Belgian beer is bottle conditioned.

      At least the good stuff, I'm not talking about Stella.

    8. Re:not the beer by DarkVader · · Score: 2

      You really answered your own question, it's easier to just keg it. You could naturally carbonate in the keg, of course, but you probably want to drink that beer sooner.

      And could you imagine the fuss if somebody found a yeast layer in a bottle of Buttwiper? They'd freak. There's no way a typical macrobrew drinker would understand that it's supposed to be that way.

    9. Re: not the beer by houghi · · Score: 1

      Depends on the type of beer. Some beers are and some are not.

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    10. Re:not the beer by rl117 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I used to work as a lab technician in one of the big breweries making Heineken and Stella and other beers, and measuring this stuff used to be my job. For the most part, the CO2 produced by fermentation is used. However, to ensure batch consistency, if the dissolved gases are not within a certain range of the specification, then they will be adjusted to bring them back in line. To raise the CO2 level you can bubble it through and/or add it to the headspace of the tank. To lower it you bubble N2 through and/or add it to the headspace. Regular gas laws and partial pressures will result in a new equilibrium. In addition to CO2, dissolved N2 and O2 levels were also measured. O2 is really bad for shelf life because it will oxidise various compounds in the beer and make it spoil. Usually very low, but can also be reduced with N2 without disturbing the CO2 level too much. Note that these adjustments are done on filtered "bright" beer immediately prior to packaging. Also, the CO2 levels also vary depending upon the packaging method. Bottles have the highest levels, with cans being slightly less. Kegs have much less. All to do with shelf life and the integrity of the packaging.

    11. Re:not the beer by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      oi m8 a tree nicked me foamie

      And what accent would that be?

    12. Re:not the beer by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Belgian beer is bottle conditioned.

      No. *some* Belgian beers are and it's highly dependent on the style. For example certified Trappist beers are bottle conditioned and need to be for their certification, but that covers only 8 breweries each with a common style of beer. Many Belgian strong ales are too like Duvel. But it's far from universal.

    13. Re:not the beer by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Ok...this should not cause a problem with MAKING beer, as that CO2 is produced by the fermentation....

      I would guess this should affect draft beer in bars, but why not use natural carbonation in the bottles?

      It works when I brew beer and bottle it (although I do prefer to keg it and use CO2 myself, but I do still bottle some).

      Many here in the UK do, ales are usually naturally carbonated. However an inert gas is usually still used to top the can or bottle to prevent the beer from degrading until opened, the gas is usually CO2 or nitrogen. Lagers, specifically keg lagers require CO2... I guess this is good news for CamRA (Campaign for Real Ales). Doesn't affect me much, I prefer a good ale anyway.

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    14. Re:not the beer by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      oi m8 a tree nicked me foamie

      And what accent would that be?

      Purest Dick van Dyke.

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    15. Re:not the beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also dump a shit ton of sugar in to raise the alcohol content and increase carbonation. The only Trappist that doesn't do this ils Orval. Cantillon doesn't either but they're rare and the taste is too tart for most people.

  2. Let's set aside our political differences by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the entire Slashdot community can agree on *anything*, it should be that a shortage of meat and beer is indeed a crisis worthy of drastic government intervention.

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    1. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the entire Slashdot community can agree on *anything*, it should be that a shortage of meat and beer is indeed a crisis worthy of drastic government intervention.

      Cue the vegetarians, vegans, teetotallers, puritans, and other idiots.

      If the entire Slashdot community ever agreed upon anything, it would be a very bad sign. ;-)

    2. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Europe needs a new Marshal plan...The Trump Plan...get 747 cargo planes full of industrial CO2 tanks to Europe's breweries ASAP. Follow up with repurposed liquified natural gas tankers full of CO2.

      We'll just ship them good American beef, they like it. They're beef producers will just need to buy more corn from us after the crisis is over, to get their quality up.

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    3. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by zlives · · Score: 1

      straight edgers probably disagree... just sayin :)

    4. Re: Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our dear leader Trump has never had alcohol in his life. I pledge to grab life by the pussy like him. Bring on the prohibition.

    5. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cue the vegetarians, vegans, teetotallers, puritans, and other idiots.

      Smart thinking, they are an excellent source of CO2!

    6. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      If the entire Slashdot community can agree on *anything*, it should be that a shortage of meat and beer is indeed a crisis worthy of drastic government intervention.

      How much you wanna bet it is the fault of government via over-regulation?

      Greedy capitalists can keep commodities supplied, if not oversupplied.

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    7. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      He said 'cue' not 'cook'.

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    8. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Have to burn them real hot or you get a dirty burn. Taints the beer.

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    9. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... What can the entire Slashdot community ever agree on?
      Global warming? No.
      Trump? No.
      Windows? No.
      Linux? No.
      Mac? LOL.
      GNAA, Hosts files, or goatse? We have a winner!

    10. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by the_skywise · · Score: 1

      Take off every zig for great goatse!

    11. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      naked and slathered in hot grits?

    12. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      You left out those of us with gout! Meat and beer, especially beer, are a no-no.

      Well, I do partake of them in very limited quantities, but that's only because I'm taking some very good medicine.

    13. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by barakn · · Score: 1

      Since I actually RTFA, I'd love to take that bet.

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    14. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't agree. The UK has been at the head of this CO2 mania. They wanted it so live in it. They're already freezing their elderly to death with "energy poverty," so now they can go dry and hungry as well.

    15. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can agree on the beer.

      I eat plantbased bc I'm not retarded and can read health studies.

    16. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I though the problem was that we had too much CO2.

    17. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nope, this is the all wise and powerful market running around with it's pants around it's ankles.

    18. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by magarity · · Score: 1

      If the entire Slashdot community ever agreed upon anything, it would be a very bad sign. ;-)

      Does anyone disagree with me when I say slashdot has gone severely down hill compared to 15 years ago?

    19. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Europe needs a new Marshal plan...The Trump Plan...get 747 cargo planes full of industrial CO2 tanks to Europe's breweries ASAP.

      Please, no. There is plenty of decent cask ale in Europe. We don't need more fizzy US-budweiser crap.

    20. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      If the entire Slashdot community can agree on *anything*, it should be that a shortage of meat and beer is indeed a crisis worthy of gastric government intervention.

      FTFY

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    21. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing that you think vegetarians and teetotalers are idiots, given the wealth of data that their lifestyles are healthier.

    22. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

      a shortage of meat and beer is indeed a crisis worthy of drastic government intervention.

      Yup, maybe the British will move to a single-payer beer and meat system.

      On this side of the pond, if beer and meat became more expensive, that's just supply and demand, buttercup. Stop being a fat lazy mooch and get a 2nd job in Trump's coal mines. A little black lung will put some hair on your chest. MAGA!

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    23. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

      Cue the vegetarians, vegans, teetotallers, puritans, and other idiots.

      "I like chocolate, you like vanilla; let's argue on the internet about it." - how you sound

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    24. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the Fuck don't they just pull it out of the air.

      That's what the AGW Crowd is bitching abut...too much CO2.

      Holy fuck. I guess there really isn't too much CO2 in the atmosphere if you can't extract enough to make a single beer fizzy..

    25. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Solandri · · Score: 2

      The original source article is much more informative about the causes. Basically it's a confluence of at least 4 different events. Seasonal low demand for ammonia fertilizer (whose production produces CO2 as a byproduct). Several of the plants being down for maintenance (because the seasonal low ammonia demand). Unusually high demand for carbonated beverages due to hot weather and the World Cup. And prioritization for CO2 use in dry ice production for chilling food, and slaughterhouses to stun meat animals, meaning fizzy drinks end up bearing the brunt of any shortfall.

      There is apparently plenty of CO2 available in Southern Europe. The shortage is just not yet bad enough to warrant paying to have those supplies trucked to Northern Europe, meaning market forces haven't even come into play yet.

    26. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by sjames · · Score: 1

      Of course market forces have come in to play. You spent a paragraph describing them. All but the degree of the hot weather was 100% predictable.

    27. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And OF COURSE some RWNJ moron would post something stupid like that.

      Hey, genius, where do you think the CO2 production plants get their CO2?

      (I'll give you a hint, since you're so stupid. IT COMES FROM THE FUCKING AIR.)

    28. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      systemd

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    29. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      So, there isn't actually shortage at all (they can buy as much as they may need from other suppliers), there are just some beer producers who don't want to pay a little more than usual for their CO2 because they figure their customers won't value their beer enough to pay the increase either.

      I fail to see the issue here, nor what could possibly make it a "crisis" except news story hype.

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    30. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by sjames · · Score: 1

      Because locating a new supplier in another country, setting up a relationship, and accepting an entire tanker truck when you needed 2 canisters is all friction free, got it.

      And of course, higher prices and consequent lower sales has never been a problem for anyone. I'm not sure I would call it a crisis in the final analysis, but it's certainly unnecessary economic pain.

      But at any rate, my point was that the knee-jerk blaming of bad ol' gubermint and evil regulations was far off the mark. So too is pretending that market forces solve but don't cause problems.

    31. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Nah, your just fifteen years older with changed morality, taste, knowledge and experience. Have you considered, that you have changed more than slashdot and hence you perception of it is altered, rather than slashdot having altered.

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    32. Re: Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an ancient user: Slashdot definitely died with its first acquisition. When the original site makers leave, you know is more than dead, and only drifting on inertia.

      How many years ago was that?

    33. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cue the vegetarians, vegans, teetotallers, puritans, and other idiots.

      Ah, yes, I recognize the Trump School of Diplomacy here. Well done; with people like you world peace can't be far away.

      The real crisis is that this shortage seriously dents teenagers' ability to burp - an eerie silence hangs over British cities on Friday evenings, as we no longer hear the roar of the teenage male, defending his territory, reverberating through the urban landscape.

    34. Re: Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That happened in 2007 so more than 10 years ago now.

    35. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seasonal low demand for ammonia fertilizer (whose production produces CO2 as a byproduct)

      There's the problem.

      Ammonia fertilizer is not the only thing that produces CO2 as a side effect. Almost everything does.

      Even if beer production doesn't already produce CO2, the lorries they use to move the beer to the stores produce plenty of CO2.

    36. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      All but the degree of the hot weather was 100% predictable.

      By whom? Do you share information of all your customers to every customer? How is one to know you'll devert your supply to slaughterhouses? The supplier doesn't care, supply and demand will just make that a bit more profitable.

    37. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So, there isn't actually shortage at all

      Climbing up the supply and demand graph to temporarily higher than ordinary product cost is basically the definition of a shortage.

    38. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only someone could have predicted the world cup, but its timing is a carefully guarded secret.

    39. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its

    40. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Nope, this is the all wise and powerful market running around with it's pants around it's ankles.

      American pants or British pants? Because in only one of those scenarios does it still have underwear on.

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    41. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until some heehaw or else troll blames it on the Democrats and then we'll have ourselves a shitpost yet again.

    42. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by sjames · · Score: 1

      Most reputable suppliers warn their customers if they anticipate kinks in the supply chain. They'd rather you be prepared than switch suppliers when the entirely predictable events take place. At least if the market is healthy and the competition aren't idiots.

      Even as a low volume occasional buyer, I routinely get notices about various predicted delays or limited availability.

    43. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Most reputable suppliers warn their customers if they anticipate kinks in the supply chain.

      No they don't. All suppliers will inform their customers and their customers only that their plant specifically will have a restriction in supply. Or they declare force majeure a term that is used quite often in the process industries.

      In either case there's nothing a customer can do when the entire industry has a hiccup

    44. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      More like a celebration. Industries that exist only because testosterone poisoning.

    45. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by sjames · · Score: 1

      Not sure how what you said differs substantially from my point?

    46. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      I get what you're saying, but we could also go with an actual definition of the word shortage:
      "a state or situation in which something needed cannot be obtained in sufficient amounts."

      The amounts are available, the price may be a little higher to get them, but no actual shortage.

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    47. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that the amounts aren't sufficiently available to meet the normal demand (like a shortage) prompting a creep up the supply and demand graph. Got it.

      The amounts are available, the price may be a little higher

      You seem to fundamentally not understand how the supply and demand graph works. Your running around your own circular argument.

    48. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Let me rephrase. The problem here isn't that one supplier is unable to deliver. You're 100% correct that suppliers will warn customers of these problems when they can. However the current crisis which you claimed could be solved by reputable communication isn't caused by a single supply chain which is under the control of a contract, but rather a larger issue in the industry itself.

      Me telling you that I can't sell you a coke is irrelevant, right until EVERYONE can't sell you a coke. Communication between me and you won't fix that you can now not get a coke.

    49. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by sjames · · Score: 1

      No, but manufacturers communicating with distributors months ago and those distributors independently increasing inventory could have averted the whole mess. To a lesser extent, regional distributors suggesting that end users have more on hand could also have helped.

      Because that clearly didn't happen, I conclude that this is the market running around with it's pants around its ankles.

    50. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No, but manufacturers communicating with distributors months ago and those distributors independently increasing inventory could have averted the whole mess.

      This side of the industry doesn't store and distribute. Most manufacturers bottle and ship in B2B transactions without middlemen. Heck in many cases they also ship Business to Consumer without distributors in between. Having distributors could somewhat smooth over this problem though.

      I conclude that this is the market running around with it's pants around its ankles.

      JIT is a staple of the process industry. The only reason you don't constantly run out of fuel everytime there's a hiccup is because of laws requiring some level of reserve for national security reasons. You can compare different countries to see that the industry will do it's best to achieve the bare minimum reserves where possible, and even with such reserves there's usually a big price shock whenever an unplanned outage occurs.

    51. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by sjames · · Score: 1

      Yes. In other words, the market considers running around with it's pants around it's ankles to be SOP unless regulations mandate pants no lower than the knees.

    52. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      No, you don't seem to comprehend the English language.

      If you can't obtain more of something, it's a shortage. Hence the words "cannot be obtained" in the definition of the word.

      If you can obtain more of something, but it just costs more, then you are looking at the situation where more is supplied at a higher price along the supply and demand graph. When demand increases or supply decreases, it's normal for the price to increase in order to return to an equilibrium. That's all that has happened here.

      When there is an actual shortage, that means you can't get more of something even if you pay way more than usual because no one can supply it to you. That's not the situation here. Typically, you only get an actual shortage if some other factor intervenes to prevent more being supplied, such as a government price ceiling or a natural cycle of planting/harvesting/producing where the supply lags the demand and the correct demand isn't forecast by the suppliers.

      In this case, you can just go buy from a different supplier with higher shipping costs, so no shortage exists.

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    53. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by sjames · · Score: 1

      That remains to be "seen". If pubs start closing, it will certainly be in the British sense. Perhaps not coincidentally, "pants" may be among the more minor expletives uttered by would-be pub goers.

    54. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If you can't obtain more of something, it's a shortage.

      Like when you can't obtain more of something for the same price. It's a shortage.

      Look you can try and redefine 200 years of economic theory if you want. No one will listen. But by all means double down on your silly definition that no one in the world agrees with. It is quite amazing those people most pedantically claiming they are backed by the english language also seem to be the ones who are unable to communicate with others.

      In this case, you can just go buy from a different supplier with higher shipping costs, so no shortage exists.

      Enjoy your opinion. One that isn't shared by anyone else in the world. You get an A for effort and an F for communication skills.

    55. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      Now you're either illiterate or trolling.

      The definition I gave was the one which comes up in the Google search I linked. It's not "my" definition, it's such a common definition that Google used it in it's infobox. To claim "no one in the world" agrees with a definition based on most dictionaries is an obvious falsehood, so I'm going to go with trolling.

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    56. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The definition I gave was the one which comes up in the Google search I linked.

      Congratulations. English definitions don't trump economic theory. The dictionary doesn't trump general understanding.... unless it is you talk exclusively to people who write dictionaries, in which case you'll get along just fine.

      Now you're either illiterate or trolling.

      Go read an economic textbook sometime, or just talk to other people to see if they think this is a shortage. What *you* think, and what *you* can find a reference to doesn't help you communicate with others.

      Again, you're by yourself here saying there's no shortage.

      To claim "no one in the world" agrees with a definition based on most dictionaries is an obvious falsehood

      The dictionary is absolutely full of words that are not used in language, not understood with the published meaning in common use, or not better still not understood at all. Communication is about making yourself understood. Unless you communicate exclusively with english majors you're going to find yourself having a pointless argument about something everyone else would happily disagree with.

    57. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      The dictionary captures the commonly understood usage and meaning of words. You can't just pull out of thin air your own definition and then use that to argue that everyone else is wrong about what a word means. You're literally reduced to arguing with the dictionary, here.

      So sure, since I happen to be an economist, feel free to pull out a definition of the word "shortage" from an econ textbook or paper which contradicts the dictionary definition of no more of something being available for purchase and link it here. We'll wait.

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    58. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The dictionary captures the commonly understood

      No. The dictionary captures all uses, current, historical, archaic, and does so context free. The fact that you don't realise this speaks volumes.

      You can't just pull out of thin air your own definition

      That's kind of what I am telling you. Citing some little source because you use a word in a way that no one else does, doesn't make you right.... well actually it does make you right, however it doesn't make you successful at communicating.

      So sure, since I happen to be an economist

      Given how you clearly haven't ever read an economics text book I see your appeal to authority and give it the middle finger it rightly deserves.

    59. Re:Let's set aside our political differences by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 2

      ... feel free to pull out a definition of the word "shortage" from an econ textbook or paper which contradicts the dictionary definition of no more of something being available for purchase and link it here. We'll wait.

      Still waiting.

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  3. You can't... by Bodhammer · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!"

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    1. Re:You can't... by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

      "You behind the bike shed! Stand still lad-y!"

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  4. And this is the flip side ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... of that highly touted Euro style âoeworkâ. Sure everyone thinks that like 5 weeks vacation is good until all the Euros take off for a month and then society shuts down.

    Good job, Euros! Iâ(TM)ll enjoy my cold carbonated beer in the US.

    1. Re:And this is the flip side ... by ruddk · · Score: 1

      Nope sorry, it is just poor planning.

    2. Re:And this is the flip side ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy your chinese AI overlords.

    3. Re:And this is the flip side ... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      If it means that I have to drink wine and eat fish or go vege for a month, it's no big tragedy. Free time >> Beer and meat.

    4. Re: And this is the flip side ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Britain ain't Euro no more, ever heard of "brexit"?. And I'm sure you are a lazy bastard that do not want to accomplish something....

    5. Re:And this is the flip side ... by lucasnate1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It amazes how they managed to brainwash young libertarians so that they will enjoy slavery.

    6. Re:And this is the flip side ... by Computershack · · Score: 1

      ll enjoy my cold carbonated beer in the US.

      Assuming your boss will give you time off...

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    7. Re:And this is the flip side ... by sjames · · Score: 1

      No. It's just market forces optimizing for profits in one industry at the expense of supply in another. Throw in a dash of globalism and just in time corner cutting.

      Basically, cheap import ammonia means local ammonia plants have chosen to stay closed a little longer after the annual maintenance shut down due to low margins for production. In turn, that means not capturing and compressing the waste CO2.

      Due to cost cutting, there isn't enough inventory on hand to ride out the production gap.

      Why are you so anxious to make everybody into a slave?

    8. Re: And this is the flip side ... by houghi · · Score: 1

      It gets better than that. They have convinced many more that only libertarians would do that.

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    9. Re:And this is the flip side ... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      ll enjoy my cold carbonated beer in the US.

      Assuming your boss will give you time off...

      The hour between finishing work at 8pm and getting to bed at 9pm so you can get up for work at 5am is plenty of time to drink the one bottle of beer a day you are allowed before being sacked as an alcoholic.

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  5. Beer shortage in England? by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Funny

    *Leans back to watch the chaos and reaches to pop open a.....oh wait*

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    1. Re:Beer shortage in England? by zlives · · Score: 1

      can we blame Brexit

    2. Re:Beer shortage in England? by thsths · · Score: 1

      You can always blame Brexit. Or the weather.

    3. Re:Beer shortage in England? by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      I went to Liverpool when I was in Uncle Sam's Yacht Club back in the 60s.

      At the first bar to starboard, the fucking beer was warm!

      No cold beer at all.

      It was horrid.

      Hold me?

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    4. Re:Beer shortage in England? by dargaud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the beer is good, it actually doesn't need to be served at a temperature that dulls your mouth...

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    5. Re:Beer shortage in England? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shock Top white is a good example of this.
      Unless I just happened to get a batch of unusually strong horse piss.

    6. Re:Beer shortage in England? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      It's only a shortage of foreign artificially fizzy lagers. This should actually be good for the traditional flat , warm, English ale industry.

    7. Re:Beer shortage in England? by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Here in Gothenburg we used to have Ölkällaren (The Beer Cellar) where the local drunks used to order "a cold and a warm" which was one chilled beer and one in room temperature, which they then mixed to get the perfect temperature.

    8. Re:Beer shortage in England? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      If the beer is good, it actually doesn't need to be served at a temperature that dulls your mouth...

      Lager (what Americans call beer) should be served chilled. Cask ales (which you don't really see much of outside of the UK) should be served at cellar temperature (which is usually 4-6 C). As an ale man, I'll be sitting back chuckling as the lager louts struggle to handle a beer with flavour.

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  6. Re:Beer and soda I understand by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Modern slaughterhouses use CO2 for "controlled atmosphere stunning" to render the animals unconscious before slaughter.

  7. Re:Meat? CO2? by istartedi · · Score: 1

    They use CO2 in the packaging, because regular air has oxygen and would spoil it.

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  8. One Word - Stout by krisdickie · · Score: 1

    little to no carbonation typically, also healthier if you believe the studies

    1. Re:One Word - Stout by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 3, Insightful

      little to no carbonation typically, also healthier if you believe the studies

      More calories typically in your stouts... also much more flavour though... a superior product in my opinion. Stouts and Porters make up 90% of the beer I drink but I don't drink much because of the calories. When it comes to beer quality is more important than quantity.

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    2. Re:One Word - Stout by Zorro · · Score: 1

      Bourbon Barrel Stout.

      Age it for a while in a used whiskey barrel and it becomes a religious experience.

    3. Re:One Word - Stout by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      When it comes to beer quality is more important than quantity.

      You're not from the UK are you?

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    4. Re:One Word - Stout by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      When it comes to beer quality is more important than quantity.

      You're not from the UK are you?

      I am actually.

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  9. Re:Beer and soda I understand by gigne · · Score: 4, Informative

    it's used as part of the packaging. Modified Atmosphere Packaging is a process where CO2 is pushed into the package removing all "air" before sealing. It stops nasty organisms growing in there.
    it's common to see Nitrogen and CO2 as the gas. I don't know much more than the above, but I would imagine there is a wiki article to explain further. Oh, and i'm likely wrong about all of the above but the community will put me right

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  10. Re: Beer and soda I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's not just that, CO2 is used in the modified atmosphere packing of meat also. So meat that would have say 6 days life over wrapped may get 12 days gas flushed (with CO2 and N2)

  11. Serves them right for the sugar tax by xack · · Score: 0

    They've been shrinking and increasing the price of our favourite drinks while other drinks get sweeteners put in which taste funny. The sugar demanding masses are fizzed off and they are letting things pop.

    It's amazing how much fizz we put into our drinks, with all the plastic, metal and CO2 involved. The logistics are tightly controlled and just a few things can upset the balance and cause shortages.

  12. Re:Beer and soda I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    community. ha

  13. Mass production probably uses CO2 by raymorris · · Score: 2

    When making beer at home, the fermentation produces CO2 and you get whatever amount of bubbly that the fermentation gives you.

    When producing major national and international brands, I would think companies like Heineken have a very specific CO2 level for each brand, influenced by market research and other factors. I would expect they add or remove CO2 from each batch to consistently produce the same Heineken product every time.

    1. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by rogoshen1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean they make Heineken taste that way .. *on purpose*? Is the skunky taste from the green bottle intentional as well? =/

    2. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      That's the Heineken bottle skunk, not universal, but universal on the west coast, USA.

      Heineken in kegs tastes like they intend it. Which is still hard to believe. Alka-seltzer, but not skunky alka-seltzer.

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    3. Re: Mass production probably uses CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If yoi understand the science and maintain good temperature records you can control how much CO2 goes into a bottle. You can calculate how much additional sugar is needed based on the highest temp the wort reached during fermentation and adding.

      Most big breweries do not like the yeast layer in the bottle so they filter out the yeast. Without yeast, no carbonation. They have use counter-pressure to carbonate their beers.

    4. Re: Mass production probably uses CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true, I always secondary in the bottle. Very little dissolved CO2 in the final worth.

    5. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      yeah, maybe the dutch should stick to wooden shoes, windmills, and prostitution.

    6. Re: Mass production probably uses CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Budweiser is naturally carbonated. It can be done, but you need special equipment that can filter the beer at pressure. Most brewers probably don't have that equipment since they use forced carbonation.

    7. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Dutch actually make some decent and even a few good beers. Heineken is unfortunately not among them, but some Heineken-owned brands are pretty good.

    8. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a little bit more complicated for German Beer however. The Reinheitsgebot prohibits the addition of Co2 to the beer that wasn't produced naturally during the fermentation process. German beer makers have to capture their own Co2 to use later during bottling.

    9. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      It's generally true of any country that the stuff that's exported isn't the best.

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    10. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      Dunno about that.. for example Washington apples, the highest quality batches are sent off to japan/china where they're a bit of a luxury item.

      Generally speaking if you're exporting something, it's value outside the country needs to be greater than its value inside the country.. And universally there's a certain cache to foreign goods.

    11. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      I was thinking specifically of beer.

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    12. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by turbidostato · · Score: 2

      "It's generally true of any country that the stuff that's exported isn't the best."

      No, it isn't.

      It is generally true of any country that the best stuff goes to the highest bidder. For a lot of countries that means foreign market.

    13. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by turbidostato · · Score: 5, Funny

      "German beer makers have to capture their own Co2 to use later during bottling."

      Which only makes sense.

      Everybody knows natural CO2 is much better than the artificial one. Who wants chemicals into his beer!?

    14. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by rl117 · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the case (measuring Heineken CO2 levels used to be my job). I wrote up some details about this in my reply to the parent above. All the major beer brands (and most of the minor ones) have exacting specifications for the manufactured product. The brewery I worked in followed both ISO9001 and six sigma processes strictly. This results in guaranteed product quality within certain allowable tolerances. In the case of Heineken, this means it's consistently mediocre, but who am I to judge as a real ale snob when millions of people appear to love it, so they must be doing something right!

    15. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by rl117 · · Score: 1

      It's exactly the same product. The only difference is that the bottle (deliberately) has more CO2 added to it. Fairly typical for all beers, and personally I always favour beer on tap as a result. (You can always pour the bottle from a height to partially degas it.)

    16. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Germany has a famous law about beer ingredients. Well, not a law in the legal sense anymore, but many takes pride in living by it still. CO2 is not on the list, so must be made by the yeast.

    17. Re: Mass production probably uses CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure it isn't.. They also need CO2 to put in the top of the neck for packaging.. N2 can work too

    18. Re: Mass production probably uses CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe Budweiser is naturally anything, unless you mean the original Czech beer that was forced to change its name to Budvar by trademark bullies.

    19. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Nah, the Czech are better in the matters of prostitution as well, not just beer.

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    20. Re: Mass production probably uses CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not true for Dutch flowers..

    21. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It was exactly the same product, when they packaged it.

      UV wrecks beer. For some reason, _all_ Heineken in bottles on the west coast of the USA is lite struck (skunky). Not just the green bottles, they're obviously doing something stupid.

      But it's like dealing with Corona drinkers, why would they try and fix it? The customers obviously like BAD beer. No accounting for taste, money is the same color.

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    22. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Cherries go for $1/each in Japan. They get the aesthetically 'perfect' ones, but they all taste the same.

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    23. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was mistaken -- Had a buddy years ago who worked for a large apple packing plant in the Yakima valley tell me about the boutique produce sales to Japan - but it wasn't apples, instead cherries. (japan was blocking imports of US apples at the time, i think they've relaxed that import restriction though)

      But yeah, basically they'd take the absolute highest quality ones, and ship them off for export (because they'd fetch more obviously; but also because they'd arrive in better condition after a few weeks aboard a cargo ship)

    24. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by rl117 · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I worked for a UK brewer of Heineken, so I don't know who brews it under contract in the USA or if there are any notable differences in ingredients or process. I thought it tasted horrible even fresh out of the bright beer tank before packaging! If there was one thing working there taught me, it was a proper appreciation of quality real ale! One thing which surprises me though is how a beer could become lightstruck in the first place. It's gone from a stainless steel tank and pipework to a bottling line under artificial lighting to a cardboard box and into a warehouse for distribution in just a few minutes. The light exposure was minimal. There's no UV exposure until that box is opened. Is it all just poor storage in the bar before you get it?

    25. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Like I say, they are doing something stupid.

      The box should keep the light out, but it's all skunky.

      But to put my final point in English terms. Why would you fix 'Watneys Red Barrel'? The drinkers obviously like BAD beer.

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    26. Re:Mass production probably uses CO2 by vandamme · · Score: 1

      I like Belgian bier, which has added spices to give it an actual taste. Germans just want alcohol.

    27. Re: Mass production probably uses CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weeks? Like your iPhone, internationally shipped fruit is usually flown. Thatâ(TM)s why out-of-season fruit almost doubles in price.

    28. Re: Mass production probably uses CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Itâ(TM)s hard to win a trademark case against a company that predates you by half a century. But kudos to Budvar for trying!

  14. You know who DOESN'T have a meat crisis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mom. I've been supplying her with my man-meat for that last 2 months.

    1. Re:You know who DOESN'T have a meat crisis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mom. I've been supplying her with my man-meat for that last 2 months.

      you say "man-meat", yet mommy said "vienna sausage". ROFLMAO

  15. Re:Beer and soda I understand by bobbied · · Score: 1

    but meat? UK?

    Have you ever had meat in the UK? They have strict rules about how livestock are fed and what medications/hormones can be given to animals destine for the meat packers. They forbid imports from countries (like the US) that don't follow the same rules, so beef is expensive and usually a lot more tough than what we get in the USA. Chicken and pork are similar. They have some good lamb though.

    but alas, none of that has anything to do with the article.

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  16. Re:Beer and soda I understand by AntronArgaiv · · Score: 1

    Well, since the air we breathe is something like 85% nitrogen, why not just sub Nitrogen for CO2?

  17. Re:Meat? CO2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "they". lol. Everyone does it, otherwise your meat would arrive rotten

  18. Are they carbonating their bangers now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    weird bunch.

  19. Re:Beer and soda I understand by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

    There's plenty of other inert gases they could use for that though? Nitrogen or Argon would work just as well, no?

  20. So much for global warming. by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this seems like an easy problem to solve. We have too much in one place and not enough in another place.
    Can't we just extract it from the air and bottle it for the people who need it?

    1. Re:So much for global warming. by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      This is for food grade CO2, you probably can't just whip around a mason jar, slap the lid on, and call it good enough. There'll be all sorts of regulations and certifications that the existing process uses that would need to be done up from scratch. Generally, industrial production of chemicals captures "waste products" from one process and uses them for another. From the linked article, the CO2 shortage is due to market forces messing with ammonia production for fertilizer.

    2. Re:So much for global warming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trouble is grabbing CO2 out of the air. The tweezers are very small and the particles are hard to see

    3. Re:So much for global warming. by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I'd expect that it would have to be purified before use. Just freezing it down to dry ice doesn't sound like enough, because I'm sure that at least some of the impurities you don't want will end up getting through. Possibly cooling the air and centrifuging it to get rid of the lighter components before freezing it would do the trick, but I've no idea if it would be economically feasible.

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  21. Wait a minute... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

    I thought that the UK was at the epicenter of the movement for real ale, which doesn't need any extraneous CO2.

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I thought that the UK was at the epicenter of the movement for real ale, which doesn't need any extraneous CO2.

      Real ale drinkers are still the minority. The volume beers are things like Carling, i.e. cheap lager.

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  22. There's no problem with beers by Tsolias · · Score: 2

    Beers don't need CO2, it is produced during the fermentation... unless you call your self a brewmaster but you are in fact a chemist.

    1. Re:There's no problem with beers by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      Every beer tap has a keg attached with a co2 cartridge attached to keep it pressurized in a way that keeps the beer fizzy.

    2. Re:There's no problem with beers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was waiting for some dipshit to say this

      see zwarte's post

    3. Re:There's no problem with beers by Quirkz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Technically true, but that's not how the industrial process works.

      During fermentation, CO2 is given off, but most of it escapes. If you do bottle fermentation (much homebrew, a few craft brands), you add a bit more sugar to the mix right before bottling. The issue is, there has to be live yeast still in the liquid, and as it ferments you'll get a residue of yeast at the bottom, which you have to be careful not to stir up unless you want the cloudiness, extra yeasty flavor, and don't mind some possible digestive issues. You then also have to leave the beer at fermentation temperature for another couple of weeks for it to fully carbonate. This means increased storage time and required space, and there's still a risk that the actual carbonation level is somewhat inconsistent.

      Most commercial brewers let the beer fully ferment, and all CO2 gasses off. They also filter the beer, removing yeast and any other impurities, so that it's clear and shiny, but also organically dead and totally flat. During bottling they inject CO2 back into the brew mechanically to carbonate it with precision control. Then it can be shipped and/or refrigerated immediately, no extra storage or time required.

    4. Re:There's no problem with beers by Tsolias · · Score: 0

      Almost All major breweries have systems that capture the produced CO2. ...what goes out, goes in.
      did you do your homework before posting?

    5. Re:There's no problem with beers by Tsolias · · Score: 1

      that's only valid for microbreweries and home brewers.
      everyone else recycles the CO2 produced during the first fermentation, before the keg.

      so, I stand by my first comment. CO2 is not a problem for beer, unless you make something artificially.

    6. Re:There's no problem with beers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's industrial beer production. They could collect the CO2 that gasses off though - it'd be enough to carbonate the beer in the later stage and they would no longer need to buy or transport any CO2.win-win

    7. Re:There's no problem with beers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't they recover the CO2 off-gassing and restore it later in the process, though? I assume they're not doing that now because it's cheaper to get it from other processes, but that just means there is a threshold where it starts to make sense.

    8. Re:There's no problem with beers by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      First guess is it's been so cheap they've never needed to. I'd imagine they could in a crisis, but the off-gas isn't going to be pure. By the time they fitted extra machinery into their line to capture and process the CO2 to make it usable, that's probably not quick or cheap. I would imagine it's still darn near as easy to just open a new factory and capture the stuff from the air as to target it at a fermentation vat, but I could be completely wrong about that one.

  23. Re:Meat? CO2? by bobbied · · Score: 2

    CO2 is used to stun animals before slaughter. It's more humane than just cutting straight to shooting a bolt into a cow's head to stun them.

    But the reason for the cooking in the UK is more about their history and the expense involved in raising meat in the UK. They have some pretty strict feeding and medication regulations for slaughter animals. Where here in the USA, we administer antibiotics, growth hormones and have no issues with GMO corn, in the UK you cannot do any of that and sell the meat. So it's hard to import meat and feed and Britain isn't exactly a great place to raise cattle being cold and wet a lot of the time.

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  24. Given that it impacts food supply by rsilvergun · · Score: 0

    I've got to wonder why the government didn't act sooner? Is this just being blown out of proportion or is Britain's government breaking down in the wake of Brexit? I mean, if you put people who don't trust government in charge of government you've gotta kind of expect these sorts of things...

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    1. Re:Given that it impacts food supply by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      I mean, if you put people who don't trust government in charge of government you've gotta kind of expect these sorts of things...

      Good thing we don't have to deal with that here in the US!

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    2. Re:Given that it impacts food supply by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Maybe people were selling naked futures and making it impossible to see the shortage coming?

  25. CO2 shortage? Oh the ironing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's like standing an the beach and complaining about water shortages. Idiots all!

    1. Re:CO2 shortage? Oh the ironing! by Streetlight · · Score: 1

      I assume you left of the /sarcasm code. If the beach is at the edge of salt water the water is not too useful for drinking or irrigation. It can be made so with enough energy input for reverse osmosis deionization or distillation.

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    2. Re:CO2 shortage? Oh the ironing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can harvest the rain water. There is no 'shortage' of anything, except the will to combat the corruption responsible for everything we suffer. We are quite capable of making whatever we need whenever we need it. The only issue is the hoarding of wealth/power and a small disagreement over the price, as illustrated by Enron and the energy (and agriculture/transportation/communication) industry in general. Goes for our politics as well. For instance, Katrina, Sandy, etc are man made disasters

  26. Not mentioned in the summary by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    What is the impact on global warming? /s

    1. Re:Not mentioned in the summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems that we could just pull that CO2 out of the air, and solve both problems!

      How? Well, I'm more of an idea person myself, I'm sure we can come up with something.

    2. Re:Not mentioned in the summary by mi · · Score: 1

      What is the impact on global warming?

      Dunno, but you can bet, women and children are the worst hit. As they always are...

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    3. Re:Not mentioned in the summary by guruevi · · Score: 1

      That's costly. The "air" is mainly made out of nitrogen and oxygen. CO2 only makes up 0.0008 percent of the air. Even when you're talking about industrial processes, only 0.06 percent of the exhaust would be containing CO2. Trying to extract into a separated gas is nearly impossible.

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    4. Re:Not mentioned in the summary by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but the CO2 that is created when something like coal is burnt to either create energy or in mining operations could be collected and used to provide whatever CO2 the beverage industries need

    5. Re:Not mentioned in the summary by guruevi · · Score: 1

      What I said: even though you're talking about 'producing lots of CO2' it still is only ~1500ppm in the exhaust of those processes. Separating it out chemically would cost more in CO2 consumption than the CO2 it produces (we're talking about having lithium or other expensive catalysts). Producing CO2 chemically is a lot cheaper and straight forward.

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    6. Re:Not mentioned in the summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that but I still bet on the conservatives since they are the ones that wines constantly even when they have full control of both the presidency and both sides of the aisle.

  27. Let them use nitrogen! by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    No carbon dioxide? Let them use nitrogen!

    I'm guessing the flow of Guiness is unaffected as they use nitrogen instead of CO2 in their taps.

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  28. Re: Beer and soda I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just that, CO2 is used in the modified atmosphere packing of meat also. So meat that would have say 6 days life over wrapped may get 12 days gas flushed (with CO2 and N2)

    no. noble gasses are used, not co2

  29. Re:Beer and soda I understand by Deadstick · · Score: 2

    Because making nitrogen from air is a resource-consuming process. Un-mixing two gases reduces their entropy, and the Second Law says you can't do that without making more entropy elsewhere. There are ways; if you know anyone in poor respiratory health, you may have seen an oxygen concentrator that does just that (except it throws away the nitrogen instead of the oxygen).

    But the object is to get a non-oxidizing gas, and CO2 works for that, often with a cheaper process.

    Oh, and it's 78%.

  30. Re:Meat? CO2? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    Brexit hasn't happened yet, you know. The restrictions you cite are due to the EU, and since the whole EU enforces them meat can be imported from the EU without problems.

  31. Re:Meat? CO2? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    CO2 is used to stun animals before slaughter. It's more humane than just cutting straight to shooting a bolt into a cow's head to stun them.

    But the reason for the cooking in the UK is more about their history and the expense involved in raising meat in the UK. They have some pretty strict feeding and medication regulations for slaughter animals. Where here in the USA, we administer antibiotics, growth hormones and have no issues with GMO corn, in the UK you cannot do any of that and sell the meat. So it's hard to import meat and feed and Britain isn't exactly a great place to raise cattle being cold and wet a lot of the time.

    Britain has a perfectly acceptable climate for cattle. There is lots of pastoral land in Britain dedicated to dairy or beef herds. (More dairy than beef however).

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  32. Re:Beer and soda I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Because it's dangerous. You'd need to change the manufacturing process significantly to account for it. If you breathe in leaked CO2, you feel a bit weird and back off. If you breathe in leaked N2, you fall unconscious almost instantly. With a bad leak, you'll never wake up.
    Nitrogen's fine in the regular air that we breathe, because air also contains O2 and CO2, but pure N2? That's a disaster waiting to happen.

  33. Epicycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the companies start sucking CO2 out of the air, we can solve 3 major problems in one go; global warming being a distant 3rd to beer and euthanizing cows, of course. Go team!

  34. Re:Beer and soda I understand by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Using CO is another alternative for meat processing to increase the look and colouration. Has been for a very long time, CO2 is the big thing in some countries instead because of health regulations(i.e. the person butchering/preparing can die if they're a retard). Most places where CO is used for final preparation is all done by machines now anyway.

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  35. Heineken is a UK brewer now? by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

    They're not even an ok brewer.

    1. Re:Heineken is a UK brewer now? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Substantial portions of their corporate cashflow are laundered through the Channel Islands, so I guess there is a case for them to be classified as a UK company.

  36. Re:Meat? CO2? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Which almost explains the Pink Floyd lines.

    'Pudding' is generic for dessert...British 'Meat' is awful, even worse once boiled. Best to grind the _whole_ animal and stuff it into its own stomach with thistles.

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  37. Simple solution by tattood · · Score: 1

    Cut down more of those pesky CO2 sucking trees. That ought to solve the problem.

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  38. Re: Beer and soda I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just that, CO2 is used in the modified atmosphere packing of meat also. So meat that would have say 6 days life over wrapped may get 12 days gas flushed (with CO2 and N2)

    no. noble gasses are used, not co2

    not always

  39. You just going to pour it out of the keg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, except, of course, that the beer goes flat fast if you gravity feed it from a keg.

    Shut up, you illiterate jackass.

  40. How ironic... by Julz · · Score: 1

    that there's suffering from a shortage of CO2 for our comfort foods and yet we are potentially destroying our planet with an oversupply of that exact same CO2 (unfiltered of course) and a couple of others.

    Surely we should be putting some scavenging satellites into low orbit to suck up all this free CO2, Methane and Nitrous Oxide and firing it back down to earth in canisters or better yet make the beer in orbit add CO2 and Nitrous Oxide send that down instead and market it as Orbit or Reentry or Touchdown or something :P

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  41. Uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The atmosphere is loaded with CO2.

    https://www.sciencealert.com/a-canadian-start-up-is-removing-co2-from-the-air-and-turning-it-into-pellets

  42. The Pubs Are In Peril! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man the barricades! Break out the muskets! All hands on deck!!!

  43. Re: Beer and soda I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aaron and nitrogen do not miss in as easily and very quickly exit the beer. That means lots of foam and very little carbonation.

  44. Re:Beer and soda I understand by divide+overflow · · Score: 1

    >Well, since the air we breathe is something like 85% nitrogen, why not just sub Nitrogen for CO2?

    Because CO2 dissolves in water and forms carbonic acid. Nitrogen gas does not dissolve and will quickly dissipate quickly after injection into a solution. This is why nitrogen is added to Guinness at the time it is dispensed...it won't stay in solution, and is the reason you don't buy "nitro brews" in regular growlers.

  45. Re:Beer and soda I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I'd think the PETA people would be all over using CO2 for this, N2 would be much more humane, but I can see the safety issue with that compared to CO2 (given that CO2 will warn you before it kills you, painfully).

  46. Oh, the irony. Too much CO2 vs not enough CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Environmentalists say we have produce TOO MUCH Carbon Dioxide and causing the glaciers to melt while beer producers say we are suffering a SHORTAGE of Carbon Dioxide. We should introduce the two sides to each other and work out the problem. Environmentalists can share some of their excess CO2 with the beer people.

  47. Why does this affect beer? by fredrated · · Score: 1

    When I made beer, the yeast made all the CO2 necessary.

    1. Re:Why does this affect beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cheap stuff is so weak they have to add CO2 to get any reasonable amount of carbonation.

    2. Re:Why does this affect beer? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      oh that stuff that tastes like diluted yak piss?

      fuck it, this shortage is a good thing

    3. Re:Why does this affect beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is even legal to call beer-flavored carbonated beverages "beer"? If your country doesn't have laws preventing this, then you're probably also buying cheese made with palm oil and coloring.

    4. Re:Why does this affect beer? by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Because you don't make it on an industrial scale where every single Beer needs to be consistent in flavour, fizziness and so on.

    5. Re:Why does this affect beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that for the sake of consistency, flavour must be artificially added too?

    6. Re:Why does this affect beer? by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      In some cases yes but for most beer brewers they simply have a very tight range of the brewing temperature and so on, they also buy hops and other ingredients from more than one farmer and stockpile them so they can mix from different seasons so that you don't get the seasonal flavour changes (this is e.g how you can detect that Tropicana isn't "freshly juiced oranges" since their juice tastes the same all year around).

    7. Re:Why does this affect beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm about as much a fan of delicious craft beers as any man can be, but I firmly believe American light beers (aka diluted yak piss) have their place. When I'm working in my garage, it's just not the time for a thick dark stout or a wonderfully bitter IPA. I reach for an ice cold Bud Light. And that's not something that I'm too much of a beer snob to be ashamed of.

  48. Give up meat and fizzy drinks... no problem by mspohr · · Score: 1

    Since I don't eat meat or drink fizzy drinks, this would not be a problem for me. Probably would be healthier for most people to give up meat (heart disease, cancer) and fizzy drinks (diabetes, heart disease).
    OTOH, Beer would be a problem. We all need beer for good health.
    (Maybe we could prioritize beer over meat and fizzy drinks with a "national CO2 rationing board".)

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    1. Re:Give up meat and fizzy drinks... no problem by ELCouz · · Score: 1

      Good for you bro!

    2. Re:Give up meat and fizzy drinks... no problem by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Beer is more strongly linked to cancer than either meat (of which only red processed meat have a possible link to a minuscule increase of colon cancer) or fizzy drinks (of which there are no evidence what so ever for cancer or diabetes).

    3. Re: Give up meat and fizzy drinks... no problem by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Citations needed. I don't believe your alternative facts.

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    4. Re: Give up meat and fizzy drinks... no problem by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      My facts are mainstream science, it's yours that are alternative ;).

      Anyways here is a large meta analysis on the link between alcohol consumption and various types of cancer: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/p...

      And here is a large meta analysis on the link between red meat and cancer: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/p...

      And here is one for the link between sugar-sweetened drinks and diabetes type 2: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/p...

      If you read them you will see that the link between alcohol and various types of cancer is strong, between meat and cancer is weak and that sugar-sweetened drinks and diabetes type 2 is only existing if the subjects are overeating since it's the weight gain that is the link here and not the drinks themselves.

    5. Re: Give up meat and fizzy drinks... no problem by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      I think the most damning quote from the first study is this thing which makes me quite uncomfortable (I mean I like beer just as much as you do):

      The analysis did not identify a threshold level of alcohol consumption below which no increased risk for cancer was evident.

    6. Re: Give up meat and fizzy drinks... no problem by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Thanks for these references.
      I think we agree that red meat (processed and unprocessed) causes cancer.
      Definite agreement on sugar and diabetes.
      Here's some perspective on alcohol and cancer:
      https://theincidentaleconomist...
      https://theincidentaleconomist...

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  49. I couldn't care less about Heineken by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    But if this is gonna make it hard to get my beloved Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout, then I'm gonna get perturbed.

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    1. Re:I couldn't care less about Heineken by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Real men drink Shiner Bock and Saint Arnold.

      But then again, that's because real men are from Texas

      *mic drop*

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    2. Re:I couldn't care less about Heineken by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Texas - where Men are Men and Sheep are Scared.

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    3. Re:I couldn't care less about Heineken by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Obsidian Oatmeal Stout.

      Made in the USA, yeast in bottle. No worries.

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    4. Re:I couldn't care less about Heineken by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Lone Star 'beer'.

      Worse than American Budweiser. Piss. Mexican beer is better, even Carona.

      Do you know why Texans hate Okies? Because they're exactly alike.

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    5. Re:I couldn't care less about Heineken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the question is: How are Texas and Scotland alike?

    6. Re:I couldn't care less about Heineken by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Is that the Deschutes Obsidian Stout?

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    7. Re:I couldn't care less about Heineken by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I don't think so, It has been a while. The old Deschutes label is familiar...but I have a clear memory of 'Oatmeal stout'.

      Trademarks and all, I bet the one I'm thinking of is gone or changed its name. Can't find the trail with Google.

      It was pacific northwest, 10+ years ago, kind of common in N Cal at the time. The Deschutes sounds good, but I can't say I remember trying it.

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  50. Re: Beer and soda I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually, it is carbon monoxide, not carbon dioxide. CO, not CO2

  51. Re: Beer and soda I understand by omnichad · · Score: 1

    This is correct. CO maintains the bright red color of the meat.

  52. Koko is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the wonderful experience of spending a little time with Koko. She took me by the hand for a walk, read The Three Little Kittens to me and signed “Mama Angry”. I made some flashcards for her to learn some new words (she had a vocabulary of 2000 words and understood a lot of English).

    She was able to even create words. She saw a duck and signed “water bird”. She listened to some classical music piece which was sad and signed “cry”.

    I am sad and will miss her.

  53. Re:Beer and soda I understand by EvilSS · · Score: 2

    Either of those would actually be better than CO2 for that use. CO2 would cause respiratory panic where the others wouldn't.

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  54. I'm confused by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought we were in a crisis because of too much CO2. Now there's a shortage?

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    1. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You understand the concept of some things being in abundance in one place and in shortage in another, right? Like too much water in flooded areas and too little in drought areas, both can happen at the same time.

      So CO2 in the atmosphere is normal, but at too high levels it has consequences we might not like.

      And the breweries aren't interested in atmospheric CO2, they want it in their tanks. Someone has to fill those tanks, and that is where the shortage comes in.

    2. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not how much CO2, but where it is. It's floating around in the atmosphere when it should be in beer!

    3. Re:I'm confused by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      Beer will save the world!

  55. Import it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only the UK had unrestricted trade with the nearby EU...

    1. Re:Import it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Misread it, CO2 plants are offline across Europe, not the UK. I still think somewhere in the world probably has CO2 they could import.

  56. Re:Beer and soda I understand by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    A solution of meat?

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  57. Re:Meat? CO2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so the "they" in this context is all meat packers?

  58. [racist comment deleted] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

       

    1. Re:[racist comment deleted] by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Butthurt swamp german detected.

      Grolsch is better. But when it comes to making good beer in _industrial_ quantities, the Germans own it.

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    2. Re:[racist comment deleted] by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      But when it comes to making good beer in _industrial_ quantities, the Germans own it.

      Best backhanded compliment of the day.

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    3. Re:[racist comment deleted] by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Didn't intend it to be backhanded.

      Just for example: Lagunitas Pils (N Cal) is as good as anything made in Germany, but it costs $15/12. In Germany you get a case for about 9 euro, a German case is almost exactly 5 American six packs.

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  59. Opportunity for cask drawn ales by alaskana98 · · Score: 2

    If you haven't, try cask drawn ales if you get a chance. These beers use the natural carbonation that is produced during the fermentation process and are hand drawn so the need for c02 to push the beer is unnecessary. Having very little carbonation brings out light and delicate flavors in the beer that are usually masked by having lots of C02. My favorite are cask drawn IPAs.

    1. Re:Opportunity for cask drawn ales by DaFallus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Having very little carbonation brings out light and delicate flavors in the beer that are usually masked by having lots of C02. My favorite are cask drawn IPAs.

      How can you even tell? In my experience, the only ingredient you can taste in most IPAs is the overwhelming amount of hops.

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    2. Re:Opportunity for cask drawn ales by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      And drink it warm like the British do just to really punish the few tastebuds you have left.

      Yuk. I'll take a Belgian Trappist beer over that weird stuff that the British drink anyday.

    3. Re:Opportunity for cask drawn ales by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1

      I hear "Large" is good.

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    4. Re:Opportunity for cask drawn ales by alaskana98 · · Score: 1

      You've got a good point, it can be hard to distinguish one IPA from another (from a cask or not), but I guess I've had enough variety of IPA that you begin to pick up on the subtleties that differing types and amounts of hops (and in this case carbonation) can bring about in a given beer.

    5. Re:Opportunity for cask drawn ales by aXis100 · · Score: 2

      That's the difference between English syle India Pale Ales, or Americanised Imperial Pale Ales. Same acronym, very different beer.

      English styles showcase the malt and yeast. Hops are added early and contribute a lot of bitterness, but very little flavour and aroma. Americanised styles add exteme quantities of hops at the end which gives the hoppy taste and aroma.

    6. Re:Opportunity for cask drawn ales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yuk. I'll take a Belgian Trappist beer over that weird stuff that the British drink anyday.

      This being a matter of taste, it probably isn't open to (sober) discussion; British ales are a varied lot, and I quite like some of them. In fact, the ones I like tend to be very far from the style of drink (is it actually a beer?) called Butt Wheezer, which seems to be a fizzy drink with a vaguely beery flavour (if you are in a tolerant mood). The best European beer, IMO, is Leffe Brune, which has just the right balance of flavours. And you can get it in large bottles.

    7. Re:Opportunity for cask drawn ales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure where you are, but New World IPAs are a lot hoppier than more traditional IPAs. That said, there's a lot of IPAs that are very one-dimensional; there are good ones, but they tend to be smaller batch. Of course there's a lot more to cask ales than IPAs...

    8. Re:Opportunity for cask drawn ales by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Having very little carbonation brings out light and delicate flavors in the beer that are usually masked by having lots of C02. My favorite are cask drawn IPAs.

      How can you even tell? In my experience, the only ingredient you can taste in most IPAs is the overwhelming amount of hops.

      Because more discerning palettes can detect more subtler flavours.

      Also given your sig, chances are you've never had a cask drawn ale (not an attack, in fact it's a suggestion, get out there and try a cask drawn ale). As cask ales aren't overpowered by the carbonation, they can have subtler and far more nuanced flavours. Some are pretty strong, I've got a plum flavoured ruby ale sitting at home waiting for me that definitely has a powerful plum flavour but many can have many flavours and aftertastes.

      For someone not from Europe (I'm Australian by birth) cask ales take a little getting used to, but once you've gotten used to them you wonder how you lived before them.

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    9. Re:Opportunity for cask drawn ales by foghelmut · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the C02 is there to mask unwanted flavors.

  60. Obviously another remoaner plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sinister Brussels plan to make Britons sober up long enough to about Brexit.

    Lie back there and drink warm, flat beer for England

  61. Re:Beer and soda I understand by divide+overflow · · Score: 1

    A solution of meat?

    I was specifically talking about beer, having missed the topmost comment about meat. One reason for not using Nitrogen for slaughterhouses (higher suffocation risk for humans) has already been mentioned, plus add to that the fact that compressed Nitrogen gas is generally more expensive than compressed CO2.

  62. Don't eat the fizzy meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moo!

  63. Re:Beer and soda I understand by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    I'm not an expert on the subject, but the articles I can find suggest that if it is properly calibrated CO2 doesn't cause respiratory panic, although there are other articles critical of the method because it often isn't properly calibrated.

  64. No tv and no beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make Homer something something.

    1. Re:No tv and no beer by slipped_bit · · Score: 1

      Go crazy?

  65. Cask vs Keg by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    I would guess this should affect draft beer in bars

    Not real draft beers since these come from a cask, not a pressurized keg.

    1. Re:Cask vs Keg by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 1

      Fuck your gatekeeping.

      Draught beer isn't bottled, that's it.

      I make my own beer from barley, yeast and hops and when it's done I put it in a corny keg, bring the co2 to 60psi and roll the keg back and forth in my lap for a few minutes, let it rest for an hour and blow off the excess pressure and drink it.

      Only an obnoxious elitist would chime in with bullshit about how it's not real draught.

    2. Re: Cask vs Keg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is why American beer, even craft beer, is not taken seriously in most of Europe.

      You guys just do not give a shit.

      You can call us snobs all you want. We outnumber you. In the US, beer is considered a party drink. Here it is a way of life. A casual end-of-work drink. Meet with friends, and there will be beer.

    3. Re: Cask vs Keg by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely full of shit, the majority of beer consumed is unremarkable lager consumed unceremoniously by incredibly average people. Europeans don't cherish each glass as a handcrafted masterpiece.

    4. Re:Cask vs Keg by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I make my own beer from barley, yeast and hops and when it's done

      If you do it right the fermentation provides all the CO2 you need - afterall that's how it used to be done before CO2 cylinders existed. If you want a fizzy drink buy a can of pop. What you are producing sounds more like shandy than beer.

    5. Re:Cask vs Keg by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly, CO2 tanks don't contain sugar

      Pretending that carbonating beer instead of bottling and priming or drinking still beer turns it into some sugary beverage is stupid.
      It took ages for yeast to be figured out, are you sure it's really beer if you don't use wild yeast? Can you honestly call it beer without gruit?

    6. Re:Cask vs Keg by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I never mentioned sugar and not all fizzy drinks are sugary e.g. bitter lemon, soda water, tonic water...and some lagers. British beers are generally ales which are fermented warm and are traditionally not artificially carbonated. That's not to say that you can't get fizzy beers/lagers in the UK but, with a few exceptions, these are generally "imports" (although I'm sure many are now brewed in the UK). That's why when you go into a UK pub you'll see a row of hand pumps and not taps. So, as originally stated, a lack of CO2 is not really going to affect British draft beer as served in the pubs there.

    7. Re: Cask vs Keg by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 1

      Does shandy have a different meeting in Britain? Do you think Britain has the only legitimate form of beer?

  66. Guinness Uses Nitrogen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No worries.

  67. Mind blown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CO2 is created by the yeast needed to create the beer-- why is there a C02 shortage?

  68. Seasonal shutdown? by Kevin108 · · Score: 2

    Why the hell would there be a seasonal shutdown when there is year-round demand?

    Then again, this is Britain we're talking about. Logic has long been hard to come by there.

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    1. Re:Seasonal shutdown? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Why the hell would there be a seasonal shutdown when there is year-round demand?

      That's an easy one. Basically it's not cost effective to produce CO2 by itself. CO2 production is usually a byproduct of air-separation and hydrogen generation at oil refineries, bio-ethanol plants, or (and the biggest one in the UK) ammonia plants. The shutdown of refineries and bio-ethanol plants are not within the control of the CO2 suppliers, but they favour summer due to reduced weather delays and improved efficiencies of workers not freezing their tits off.

      The ammonia plants on the other hand ... they are seasonal. They shutdown for maintenance yearly in the summer after doing heavy production for fertilizer in the winter and spring for the main growing season.

      That and at least one Linde plant is down because someone did a woopse one the main air separation compressor train which looks like it may take quite a while before it comes back online. Though I'm not sure if that was in the UK or on the continent, I didn't care about the notice I saw until I heard the beer was affected...

    2. Re:Seasonal shutdown? by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      Ironically, the breweries themselves produce vast quantities of CO2 at relatively good purity, through the fermentation process. It's vented from the top of the fermentation vessels and then released to air.

      It would be a pretty good starting point to capture that off-gas, do some basic filtering and then re-inject it into the finished beer.

    3. Re:Seasonal shutdown? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      do some basic filtering

      I think you're underestimating how complex it is to purify CO2 (or overestimating the complexity of brewing). A CO2 recovery system would be by far the most complex process at any brewery and require equipment that well outside of the competence / knowledge of a typical brewery.

      That said breweries are starting to adopt this kind of complexity in the form of energy recovery systems and advanced wastewater treatment. CO2 recovery wouldn't be too much above these kinds of processes.

      But frankly the costs don't make sense. Unless there is a price on CO2 emissions or other regulations that force it, it is far cheaper to bottle the stuff from other industrial processes. Hell I once worked at a refinery where we literally paid someone to take the CO2 from us.

    4. Re:Seasonal shutdown? by Kevin108 · · Score: 1

      Garbz, that was a really interesting and thorough explanation. Thanks for that!

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  69. Re:Beer and soda I understand by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    Let them eat beer.

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  70. Typical by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    * UK has only one big plant producing CO2 left."

    All the world tries to reduce the emission of CO2 and the Brits have a factory mass-producing it, ts-ts.

  71. Re:Beer and soda I understand by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    78% nitrogen.

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  72. Re:Meat? CO2? by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    The CO2 is used to bring the meat up to room temperature before slicing.

    In the past, global warming made this a simple process because, fuck!, the CO2 was right there in the atmosphere.

    However, despite lack of enthusiasm by the US, the Paris Agreement has already had effects of reducing carbon emissions.

    Meanwhile, the US still has beer.

    There's a lesson in there somewhere.

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  73. Waitaminit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep getting told that with CO2 levels now at 400ppm is too much? How can there be a shortage when they can just extract it out of the air?

    Make up your minds, morans! You're undermining your own arguments!

  74. Lovely Day for a Guinness by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2

    Why not use nitrogen instead?

    1. Re:Lovely Day for a Guinness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you can't just use N2, it'll be flat because its not soluble enough. "Beer gas" is 75% N2 and 25% CO2 to give Guinness that good nitro mouthfeel.

    2. Re:Lovely Day for a Guinness by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Why not change the taste and texture of the beer people know and love? How did that work out for cocacola again? You don't just change a recipe at whim because of a minor shortage. You run the risk of actually alienating your customers, who otherwise will return to your brand when it is available again.

  75. Global warming? by Topwiz · · Score: 3, Funny

    That is what they get for buying into the global warming/CO2 is bad story. They need a machine that will suck CO2 from the air and put it into the bottles they use in the beer & meat industry.

    1. Re:Global warming? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Jokes aside you know how little CO2 is in the air right? If you are getting CO2 as a result of separating it from the air, ... there's some other steps in between. We for instance separate the air, toss the CO2 away, take the pure O2, combine it with natural gas in a partial oxidation gasifier to create syngas which gets passed through a shift reaction to generate CO2 + H2, the H2 is then used in the oil refinery, the CO2 is purified and put in the beer.

      And if you think that sounds bad, remember the other way you get it is as a byproduct of ammonia production :-). Just let that go through your head the next time you wonder why your carbonated beverage tastes bitter.*

      *This isn't the reason, but now you will be wondering every single time.

    2. Re:Global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *This isn't the reason, but now you will be wondering every single time.

      Not really. You just vastly overestimate the power of your words. That's all.

      The rest of your post was interesting though.

    3. Re:Global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jokes aside you know how little CO2 is in the air right? If you are getting CO2 as a result of separating it from the air, ... there's some other steps in between. We for instance separate the air, toss the CO2 away, take the pure O2, combine it with natural gas in a partial oxidation gasifier to create syngas which gets passed through a shift reaction to generate CO2 + H2, the H2 is then used in the oil refinery, the CO2 is purified and put in the beer.

      And if you think that sounds bad, remember the other way you get it is as a byproduct of ammonia production :-). Just let that go through your head the next time you wonder why your carbonated beverage tastes bitter.*

      *This isn't the reason, but now you will be wondering every single time.

      I can make your process faster: Have you tried not tossing the CO2 away?

      Surely this is some sort of joke about the excessively British form of bureaucracy.

    4. Re:Global warming? by jittles · · Score: 1

      That is what they get for buying into the global warming/CO2 is bad story. They need a machine that will suck CO2 from the air and put it into the bottles they use in the beer & meat industry.

      Not sure that carbon sequestration in beer would work. Someone is bound to shotgun that beer and then burp it back out!

  76. Bring back the knockers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not those kind of knockers. The guys that used to club the cattle for slaughtering.

  77. MOD PARENT DOWN! by Homosexual++Buttsex · · Score: 0

    User replied to an empty comment to get unburiable status. That's pathetic.

    -H.B.

  78. Re:Meat? CO2? by bobbied · · Score: 2

    Oh sure, if you feed them grass and hay, Britain has that. But face it, Britain is an island with limited acreage for doing this, so they have a hard time producing a lot of cattle for slaughter.

    The issue is it's hard/expensive to do the feed lot thing. You know, where the cattle stand around eating themselves silly on corn to put on as much weight as possible in the time allowed. Growing grains like corn takes a lot of space and feed lots take a lot of grain. Britain doesn't have the space or climate to grow all that grain.

    As a result, they get mostly grass fed meat, which takes longer, makes the meat tougher with more connective tissue and less fat. Some folks like the stronger taste of grass fed, but most of us (in the USA at least) are predisposed to like what we normally get in the grocery store. Young fat cattle that are given growth hormones and fed lots of grain which is more tender and has a milder taste.

    However, to their credit, they do grow a lot of sheep which are much better suited to their climate and are a bit more efficient when working from just grass. They have some good lamb over there, it just doesn't appeal to your average US beef and chicken eater....

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  79. Re:Beer and soda I understand by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 0

    Let them eat beer.

    The one kind of beer you can eat is Spaten Optimator. And you have to use a steak knife.

  80. Re:Meat? CO2? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    British 'Meat' is awful, even worse once boiled.

    But eventually they learned not to boil everything.

  81. Not in Europe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uuum, if it came out that they would add CO2 afterwards, around here, they would destroy the brewer in the press and they would be like taintes with the plague! You couls not even hold such a beer in your hand among peope, and not be scolded. Every respectable shop would stop selling it. The would backpedal like crazy the very next day.

    Definitely for Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Be/Ne/Lux, Poland, Czechia, and ver likely for every country surrounding them.

  82. Re:Meat? CO2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CO2 is used to stun animals before slaughter. It's more humane than just cutting straight to shooting a bolt into a cow's head to stun them.

    No it is not. It is done because a bolt to the head kills the cow, which makes it fail to be slaughted according the Jewish and Arab religious practices which demand the much more inhumane cutting of the throat. Knocking them unconcious first is just a way to make this religious nonsense less inhumane.

  83. So make more? by valnar · · Score: 1

    OK, so only to get 'slightly' political, with the exception of a huge burden of taxes or regulation, why isn't plain vanilla Capitalism 101 fixing this issue?

    1. Re:So make more? by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      There isn't a real issue. Even the article states plenty of CO2 is available for purchase, it's just from a little farther away than they usually buy it (southern instead of norther Europe) and the beer companies are whining about having to pay a little more than usual on shipping for it if they want it. It's a "crisis" in the same way not having enough $10/hour employees who can develop in five different programming languages available to hire immediately is an "employee crisis".

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  84. tincture of strong magic by epine · · Score: 1

    *This isn't the reason, but now you will be wondering every single time.

    Only those who subscribe to the taint ethos.

    These are the people who can't get over Mars mission urine purification systems with engineered osmotic membranes, while they drink tap water that (somewhere in history) a trillion fish have pissed into (or worse).

    These are also the same people who regard bleach as Oil of Witch Doctor. Bleach doesn't remove taint, whereas Oil of Witch sure does.

    1. Re:tincture of strong magic by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know. I remember when they introduced an RO plant for drinking water from the sewage system in my state and asked the residents what they thought of it. One guy said "It's TOILET WATER! Doesn't matter what they do, it's toilet water!"

      Disregard the fact that the town's actual supply of water is a lake with all manner of animals crapping in it, and tests show that it was full of feces, e.coli, and all that wonderful stuff, and that the RO water is orders of magnitude cleaner.

      People are weird.

  85. Re:Meat? CO2? by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

    The bolt machines don't stun the animal they kill it.

    The bolt, moving at several hundred feet per second backed by thousands of pounds of force generated hydraulically, penetrates the base of the skull into the brain stem a couple inches and severs the body brain connection resulting in instant death and no pain. They are incredibly humane, certainly way more so than exposing the animal to a high concentration of C02 which would cause extensive distress and pain to the animal before it passed out.

  86. Collaboration opportunity by Trogre · · Score: 1

    They should probably team up with someone like these guys. We get our meat and beer back and the planet stops warming up so fast.

    Everyone wins.

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    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  87. Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's lots in the atmosphere, too much in fact. Go go go.

  88. No CO2 Wells? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A number of decades ago, an oil & gas exploration well was drilled in South Australia (where that big Tesla battery is) and the only gas that came out of it was virtually pure CO2.

    It's still coming out decades later, but the well has been capped for years and the gas is cleaned then used for industrial purposes like those mentioned in the article. Much cheaper than sourcing it from natural gas which is the current main source of it as a byproduct of Hydrogen production for the manufacturing of ammonia.

  89. Beer does not need CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a note. Beer does not need any CO2. Everything that needs added CO2, is not to be called a Beer, it's some fizzy alcohol drink. ;)

    1. Re:Beer does not need CO2 by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      CO2 is used to push the beer through the lines to the bar tap. Feel free to come up with a better, food safe, and low maintenance solution.

    2. Re:Beer does not need CO2 by johnsie · · Score: 1

      a pump

    3. Re:Beer does not need CO2 by johnsie · · Score: 1

      many real ales used pump based bar taps

  90. Re:Meat? CO2? by istartedi · · Score: 1

    LOL. I have no idea what the other AC is going on about. If anything, I thought somebody might call me out on CO2 also having oxygen, and that I should have specified O2 in particular. Just goes to show, you can't cover all the bases on how they might pick you apart.

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  91. Re:Beer and soda I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Compressed nitrogen might be more expensive than compressed CO2 (when delivered in cylinders), but as mentioned above, all you'd need to do is just make a very large oxygen concentrator (which technically should be called a nitrogen deconcentrator, since it works by soaking the nitrogen out of the air and then passing on what's left), wire it backwards and sell one single unit to the slaughterhouse. Then you produce pure nitrogen on-site for the cost of only electricity, and some very occasional maintenance on the compressor motor (the active element is a zeolite adsorption matrix, which doesn't degrade). You are then no longer reliant on external sources for your gas.

    It also has the added bonus that the animals won't feel a damn thing when they die, as opposed to CO2 which causes the highly unpleasant suffocation reflex in pretty much all animals. I kill things so that I can have a nice dinner, but that doesn't mean I want them to suffer for it.

    As for keeping the staff safe, oxygen monitors are neither particularly expensive nor hard to obtain. Stick one inside the slaughter room, place them in adjacent rooms, and give one to each member of staff.

  92. Re:Beer and soda I understand by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    Why ? PETA people would love it if butchers die of CO poisoning.

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  93. Re:Beer and soda I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Modern slaughterhouses use CO2 for "controlled atmosphere stunning" to render the animals unconscious before slaughter.

    Given how animals evolved CO2 sensors, it's doubtful anyone would try a CO2 controlled atmosphere more than once. The asphyxiation we feel when we stop breathing is due to CO2 increase in the blood/lungs, not due to the lack of oxygen. So, if you're in an atmosphere with no O2, but little CO2 (e.g. in a room filled with N2, Ar, etc.) you'd pass out without ever noticing any asphyxiation. This is why you are told, on airplanes, to put on your own mask before helping others. Doing the opposite could lead to you passing out without even realizing there is ever a problem.
    So, putting a cow or a pig in a CO2 environment would result in a bunch of animals freaking out. You probably don't want that...

  94. Re:Beer and soda I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if that is true, why bother with properly calibrating that, when doing it with N2 would basically be undetectable (by our bodies)? It's properly calibrating vs "just dump it in there". N2 is probably cheaper as well...

  95. Foiment unda presha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, I gotta tell da Brits dat dey gotta make da beers da rite way. Dey gotta foiment da beers unda presha. Dat way, da CO2 gonna stay widin da beers an not escape. Gottit?

  96. Brexit by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    They will get a taste what happens when Brexit is done and they are out of far more stuff than just CO2.

  97. Cask Conditioned Ales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely we can all revert to only drinking cask conditioned ales. In addition bring back the Autovac! Whenever I visit Yorkshire for the Autumn shoot I am delighted that most pubs have hand pulls with Autovacs installed and actually know how to use them properly to improve the beers taste and give it a tight head.

    Most keg lagers in the UK that require CO2 taste like water in comparison to most cask ales.

  98. Global warming also endangered by yanestra · · Score: 1

    British government announces emergency polluters to be activated.

  99. rhyme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CO2, CO2 everywhere but none to fizz your beer...

  100. Re:Meat? CO2? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Oh sure, if you feed them grass and hay, Britain has that. But face it, Britain is an island with limited acreage for doing this, so they have a hard time producing a lot of cattle for slaughter.

    The issue is it's hard/expensive to do the feed lot thing. You know, where the cattle stand around eating themselves silly on corn to put on as much weight as possible in the time allowed. Growing grains like corn takes a lot of space and feed lots take a lot of grain. Britain doesn't have the space or climate to grow all that grain.

    As a result, they get mostly grass fed meat, which takes longer, makes the meat tougher with more connective tissue and less fat. Some folks like the stronger taste of grass fed, but most of us (in the USA at least) are predisposed to like what we normally get in the grocery store. Young fat cattle that are given growth hormones and fed lots of grain which is more tender and has a milder taste.

    However, to their credit, they do grow a lot of sheep which are much better suited to their climate and are a bit more efficient when working from just grass. They have some good lamb over there, it just doesn't appeal to your average US beef and chicken eater....

    You'd actually be surprised how much grains and agricultural land there is in the UK. Sure, the UK maybe only 1/50th the land area and houses 1/6th the population of the US; but cities are much more compact than in the US, and pretty much all the land is usable for agriculture- (at least until you get to Scotland). The mountain ranges are pretty tame and can even be farmed, it doesn't get very hot, but it actually doesn't get as cold as most of the US either, meaning a lot of things will grow in the UK better than the US. We have no deserts or tundra or salt plains taking up our land area. You're right, a larger portion is dedicated to sheep than in the US- but also: cows.

    Pretty much all land in the UK is used for something. I was amazed when I moved to the US how little land seems to have been cultivated- there is so much unused land (which is a good thing for ecology)- Britain has used every square inch out of necessity.

    Maize isn't ideally suited for the UK (although is still grown) - it can still be imported really cheap. Ever since Mr. Bush placed massive subsidies on maize, the US has had huge surpluses of cheap grain thanks to the US tax payers- that the rest of the world can get hold of cheap US grain that would otherwise just rot. Britain thanks the US tax payers for paying for most of the cost of their maize for them. (Note on use of the word corn- it's a regional word and is used generically in every country as the main grain crop- so corn means barley in Scotland, wheat in England, who knows what in Australia- probably poisonous 'drop bear spider weed').

    Wheat and Barley grows fantastic in the UK. You're right though, Britain doesn't grow as many cows for beef as say, the US, and it probably is climate related: the TYPES of cows that do best in Britain ARE dairy cows. Friesians (dairy cows) are the most common in the UK. I believe these are closely related to the Schleswig-Holstein cows that the US also uses in places like Wisconin and Vermont.

    10 million cows in the UK. 40 million in the US. Per capita (and certainly per square mile) there are more cows in the UK than the US. 1/4 the cows on 1/50th the land area.

    Regarding grass fed; I think a lot of people prefer grass-fed cattle once they get used to it, although it is a personal preference. Here in the US it's a bit of a delicacy and people will pay more for it (they have to because it is more expensive). It's also much healthier it has a better fat composition since the cows are getting THEIR fat from leaves rather than seeds. Personally, I'm not much of a beef eater. Give me a pork chop, a lamb shank, a piece of salmon or a curried chicken over a beef steak any-day.

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  101. Temporary panic by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    I panicked at the headline but real beer and good meat would not make use of extra CO2 anyway.

  102. Re:Meat? CO2? by bobbied · · Score: 1

    LOL.. I will say, you guys have the BEST curry I've ever had. I cannot find anything to compare to what I had on that week in Manchester.

    Personally, I like grass fed beef, but I was raised on a farm and we raised our own, so it was cheap.. For us anyway.

    In the USA we are not in a position where we have to use all our land for farming and ranching. We also have large swaths of land which are unsuitable for said use due to lack of rain, topography and soil composition. But we raise a LOT of stuff on the land we use. Wheat, Corn, soybeans, cotton and more are abundant here.

    By the way.. The reason you have so many more cows per person is because grass feeding and not using hormones to stimulate growth lengthens the time from birth to market weight and lowers the dairy production per cow. You need more of them to keep up with the population. In the USA we produced 23 Billion pounds in 2015 and in the UK they produced 1.8 Billion pounds in 2017 (a banner year). Really, per person beef production rates are far higher in the USA and we use a lot less of our land mass for it. Dairy has similar stats. Our population here in the USA is about 326 million to UK's 66 million. You guys do a LOT less beef...

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  103. Where do Americans get CO2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clean coal! (and lime kilns, and ammonia production plants)

  104. GOOD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they'll go to the polls sober and start unfucking their country.

  105. Re:Meat? CO2? by bobbied · · Score: 1

    One may debate this I guess, but having slaughtered animals (chickens, turkeys, pigs and cows) personally I can tell you that bolt stunning is far from perfect and doesn't always work. CO2 stunning has similar issues if not done correctly, but the process can be better controlled though automation and is less dependent on personal skill. I've never seen this CO2 thing done, but reading about it, sure indicates to me that it CAN be better, less stressful for the animals and safer for the people doing it.

    I don't care how you slice it.. Slaughtering animals is a messy process (pun intended). Trying to stun a cow by a blow to the head may be the traditional approach, and I felt was quite humane considering. CO2 stunning seems a bit better with a lot less stress on the animals involved. Certainly for poultry this is a huge advantage as the slaughtering methods available there are pretty gruesome.

    In short, I don't agree with you. C02 stunning is indeed effective and seems much more humane to this old farm boy.

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  106. Re:Meat? CO2? by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Um.... That's nice in theory, but in practice, not so much.

    If you don't think you can handle graphic descriptions of slaughtering animals, stop reading here OK? Fair warning..

    You really are stunning the animal with a bolt gun. Sure, you may have scrambled their brain enough that they are going to die and hopefully have lost consciousness with the first blow, it doesn't always happen that way. I've witnessed cases where the animal was for all intents and purposes dead, where they where NOT going to survive the brain injury from the bolt, which where still on their feet and reacting to visual stimuli. I heard of one case where the animal was stunned and down, but awoke later and had to be stunned again. It happens. So, the POINT of the bolt gun is to stun badly enough to kill, but the animal is NOT dead when they hit the ground, but unconscious. They are breathing, their hearts are beating, but unconscious as the slaughtering process gets underway.

    C02 stunning doesn't always cause fear and panic. It can, if done properly, be just the opposite and produce humane results in a manor that can be automated and not subject to a human's ability to hit the right spot with the bolt, which requires some skill and/or the confining of the animal's head. So I'm not sure how you think bolt guns are better, with all the forcible handling and confinement required to immobilize the animal enough to stun it, over just entering a small enclosed space and stunned by something you cannot see, smell or feel.

    Slaughtering is a messy business and doing it both safely and humanely is always an issue. However, the quality of the product going though slaughter is improved by keeping the animals calm as long as possible, hopefully right up to the instant they loose consciousness. Any killing method can cause distress in the animal. C02 seems to be the best solution to me, especially for small animals. When done right with larger ones, can cause loss of consciousness with the least distress. But like all methods, it has to be done right.

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  107. What, what? by Doc+Right · · Score: 0

    How can the beer industry be short on CO2? Doesn't the fermentation process produce CO2 in the first place?

  108. Re:Beer and soda I understand by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Given how animals evolved CO2 sensors, it's doubtful anyone would try a CO2 controlled atmosphere more than once.

    You can google "controlled atmosphere stunning" and see plenty of places are doing it with CO2, so clearly it's not doubtful anyone would try a CO2 controlled atmosphere more than once.

  109. Re:Meat? CO2? by i286NiNJA · · Score: 1

    They could collect the nitrous oxide waste products released in the production of ammonium nitrate fertilizer and use that to kill the cows. They'll probably dig it.
    Nitrogen could also be used with no panic... Just use an oxygen concentrator to slowly suck all the oxygen out of the room, bottle it up, and sell it on the market.

    I don't know about the comparable economics of either of these but at least one is getting extra use out of a environmentally harmful waste gas before it's dumped into the atmosphere.... the other is producing a marketable side-output.