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AT&T Wants To Overhaul HBO, Says It Isn't Profitable Enough (arstechnica.com)

AT&T recently acquired HBO, as part of the Time Warner acquisition, "and it is already considering an overhaul that would see HBO produce more video that can compete for the attention of smartphone users," reports Ars Technica. "AT&T wants to boost revenue both in advertising and subscriptions, even if that means upending HBO's longtime strategy of producing a relatively small number of high-quality shows."

At a recent corporate town hall meeting, John Stankey, the longtime AT&T executive and new head of Warner Media, laid out the challenges and opportunities he saw for the network to around 150 employees. He said, in part: "It's going to be a tough year. It's going to be a lot of work to alter and change direction a little bit. [...] You will work very hard, and this next year will -- my wife hates it when I say this -- feel like childbirth... You'll look back on it and be very fond of it, but it's not going to feel great while you're in the middle of it. She says, 'What do you know about this?' I just observe, 'Honey. We love our kids.'" Audio of the meeting was obtained by The New York Times. From the report: The talk, held at HBO headquarters in New York City, was hosted by HBO CEO Richard Plepler. HBO must compete with smartphones for people's attention, Stankey said in this exchange with Plepler: "We need hours a day," Mr. Stankey said, referring to the time viewers spend watching HBO programs. "It's not hours a week, and it's not hours a month. We need hours a day. You are competing with devices that sit in people's hands that capture their attention every 15 minutes." Continuing the theme, he added: "I want more hours of engagement. Why are more hours of engagement important? Because you get more data and information about a customer that then allows you to do things like monetize through alternate models of advertising as well as subscriptions, which I think is very important to play in tomorrow's world."

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  1. If it ain't broke, fix it by AlanBDee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    sigh!

    1. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by JMJimmy · · Score: 5, Informative

      $4 billion profit on $2 billion investment per year isn't profitable enough?

    2. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      well no - that pays for the acquisition cost - what's needed now is new revenue...

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    3. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, it only has 30% of households in the US as subscribers (via teh AT&T CEO), which isn't enough. Also, just selling a product isn't enough. You need hours of engagement per day so you can collect data and deliver targeted advertisements. If there was a way to short just HBO, I'd do it in a heartbeat. It's going to lose a lot of money overspending for six years or so, and in doing so lose it's current subscriber base

      Figure it gets broken out in a firesale to Disney/Comcast in 2025.

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    4. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by JMJimmy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Acquisition was $80 billion... AT&T overpaid by $20 billion so it's got to get the money from somewhere I guess

    5. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by ole_timer · · Score: 2

      recall what a disaster the AOL Time Warner merger was. I wonder if ATT Time Warner will be the same in a year or two. I simply can't imagine that many people watch tv and movies.

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    6. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by Rewind · · Score: 1

      Of course not! That is barely even Scrooge McDuck vault money. You can't expect AT&T execs to swim in that like plebs!

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    7. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      RIP HBO. Remove them from the niche the dominate. Yeah. While you're at it, dissect that golden egg goose.

    8. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...in doing so lose it's current subscriber base

      They'll never lose me. As long as they have John Oliver and Game of Thrones, I'll continue to pirate their shows faithfully.

    9. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, they're talking about "broadening their viewership" So goodbye John Oliver. And Game of Thrones is too expensive if you need to produce several hours a day.

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    10. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They need to change something to make their own salaries worthwhile. No one gets bonuses for doing the exact same thing their predecessor has done.

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    11. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by Raenex · · Score: 2

      It's going to lose a lot of money overspending for six years or so

      I'm not sure about that. I'm more worried they're going to cut back spending on shows that make HBO worthwhile. They're going to destroy the brand chasing a fad du jour marketing metric.

    12. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by DrXym · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The stupid part is that the AOL TW merger could have actually worked and had obvious synergies. AOL was a media delivery platform, Time Warner was the media, cable and broadband. AOL could have been iTunes. It could have been Netflix. It could have been Spotify. It had the nascent beginnings for these services in the likes of WinAmp, AOL Radio etc.

      But AOL ran its properties like silos and was crippled by lack of innovation or vision. Synergy to them was a few extra AOL keywords on some of its properties. This was a company so far up its own ass that it would run protracted marketing studies just to decide whether the fat AOL client should have 6 or 8 bookmark slots and relative support call costs from each.

    13. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by Carewolf · · Score: 2

      well no - that pays for the acquisition cost - what's needed now is new revenue...

      You never need to pay for acquisition. Unless you destroy the companies you buy, they pay for themselves in that it makes your company's net worth increase by what you paid.

      The only point you would need to pay for it, is if you mess it up, and end up writing it off, but that is pretty rare.

    14. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by gnick · · Score: 1

      I hope we don't lose either. They're my favorite things on HBO. GoT is the reason for a lot of subscriptions, so I don't think they'll abandon it in spite of cost. John Oliver has recently pissed of a big coal baron and the Chinese president, but is he really that divisive? His most recent main piece was on gene editing. I suppose his "We Got Him!" celebrations when DJT gets caught in a lie could be considered partisan.

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    15. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Oh, they'll probably fuck up GoT and other excellent shows by spending less on them. But the total spending will go up. Cause they're gonna wanna 10x the amount of original programming.

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    16. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

      The stupid part is that the AOL TW merger could have actually worked and had obvious synergies. AOL was a media delivery platform, Time Warner was the media, cable and broadband. AOL could have been iTunes. It could have been Netflix. It could have been Spotify. It had the nascent beginnings for these services in the likes of WinAmp, AOL Radio etc. But AOL ran its properties like silos and was crippled by lack of innovation or vision. Synergy to them was a few extra AOL keywords on some of its properties. This was a company so far up its own ass that it would run protracted marketing studies just to decide whether the fat AOL client should have 6 or 8 bookmark slots and relative support call costs from each.

      When the feds approved the AOL/TW merger, they attached conditions. Remember this was shortly before cable ISP when most internet access was on dial-up. The feds foresaw that TW's cable system would give it a huge monopoly with AOL as a entertainment delivery system, so they mandated that if AOL was given access to TW's cable pipes then they had to open up their infrastructure to competitors. TW could not bring themselves to do that and AOL was never put on their cable pipes. With that, AOL the orphan of TW and was allowed to dry up.

      That's the reason why AOL was crippled and never became the iTunes or Netflix or Spotify.

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    17. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      The other problem is that somehow after the merger, despite AOL buying TW, it was TW's management who were left in charge, with AOL turning into just another division. And TW wasn't exactly run by people who understood the potential of what they had.

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    18. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by quintus_horatius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The purchased company always pays for the acquisition nowadays, and the sooner the better.

      A common strategy is to have the company you just purchased take out a bunch of debt in order to pay you back for the honor of being owned by you. They are then responsible for paying the debt back, while you walk off to the bank with your profit up front.

    19. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I watch HBO when I want to forget about my cell phone.

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    20. Re: If it ain't broke, fix it by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Wanna bet? It's IP. In the new AT&T world, expect a dozen spin off series with 1/50th the budget. Think Star Wars Christmas Special stuff, but financed by a company with billions to lose.

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    21. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by cthulhu11 · · Score: 2

      Because when I have a 60" TV with a sound system, I *totally* want to squint at my phone instead.

    22. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      good history - if I had any moderator points left i'd plus 1 each of you those that don't read history are doomed to repeat it...

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    23. Re:If it ain't broke, fix it by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      The purchased company always pays for the acquisition nowadays, and the sooner the better.

      A common strategy is to have the company you just purchased take out a bunch of debt in order to pay you back for the honor of being owned by you. They are then responsible for paying the debt back, while you walk off to the bank with your profit up front.

      Depends on the level. A more typical one is to issue more shares and pay with those shares, and at the same time make one-tme bonuses to the now redundant CxOs who negotiated the buyout or merger.

      Since the top management are typically not the major share holders unless they are founders, this is the best way for them to ehm.. acquire a bigger share or companies or just huge piles of cash. The whole thing is inexact enough in valution that you can extracts billions that way.

  2. Here comes president Camacho by RickyShade · · Score: 5, Funny

    "OW! MY BALLS!" will premier on AT&T's HBO.

    1. Re:Here comes president Camacho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I heard they were in talks with Pewdiepie to get him on HBO

    2. Re:Here comes president Camacho by nwf · · Score: 2

      We laugh, but based on the idiotic statements from Mr Stankey referenced in the excerpt above, I'd say we have pretty good odds of something like this show. I've heard pretty stupid things from executives before, but Mr Stankey is a cut above on the moron scale.

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    3. Re:Here comes president Camacho by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, the second season of "OW! MY BALLS!" was pretty good. It won six Emmys that year.

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    4. Re:Here comes president Camacho by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Still not as good as Ass.

    5. Re:Here comes president Camacho by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Well no, of course not. But that's like comparing an excellent sitcom to Goodfellas.

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    6. Re:Here comes president Camacho by suezz · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more. The only thing that guy knows is how to cut costs. That is what they are going to do at HBO. They will cut costs and people. That is the only senior management knows how to do. Looks like HBO is on the chopping block. I would hate to work there right now. I feel for the people. you are right stankey is a moron. the good old boy network doesn't work for creativity so they will do only what they know how to do and that is cut costs.

  3. God damnit AT&T. by Narcocide · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Overhaul your fucking network first. How come you can't provide more than 1 megabit of upload bandwidth even in the middle of the most densely-populated and theoretically profitable areas in the US? South Korea has 100 megabit synchronous fiber connections running to houses with dirt fucking floors! What the fuck is wrong with you assholes?

    1. Re:God damnit AT&T. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      uploading is just for those evil pirates and server admins. good little consumers only CONSUME pre approved content.

      you're not being a good little consumer. a note has been made in your account.

    2. Re:God damnit AT&T. by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Oh they could do that. If they wanted to. But why would they provide quality, when profitability is what they're really after.

      And why would they care that you're complaining? What are you going to do? Jump ship to TimeWarner Cable? HA! That's a laugh. (They were already bought out by Charter two years ago).

    3. Re: God damnit AT&T. by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      Dear Narcocide

      Thank you for your enquiry. Unfortunately we have spent all our money buying Time Warner and consequently have none left for upgrades. We will be increasing prices and fees shortly to recoup the costs involved in the acquisition and to pay for future upgrades to our network, which we won't carry out.

      We look forward to providing our services to you for many years because we know you have no choice.

      Yours sincerely
      AT&T

    4. Re:God damnit AT&T. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Demand is already there, but no commensurate increase in bandwidth "Because muh netwurk management practices hur hur!". 1080p phone screens, network data caps and throttling to 480p...

      Gee AT&T why ARE you losing the battle for phone screens I wonder?

      Morons gotta moron. HBO we hardly knew ye. Your death will be painful and lingering long after you become just another outlet for pre-1970's movies.

    5. Re:God damnit AT&T. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In Newfoundland, Canada's poorest Province and an island situated in the North Atlantic, I have residential gigabit fiber optic, and it is Symmetric. All the fiber optic plans are symmetric actually.

      No population center in North America >90,000 has any excuse.

    6. Re: God damnit AT&T. by Average · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't understand your gripe. Your mother clearly lives in a place that isn't densely populated. They aren't going to spend a half million in infrastructure to make mom happy.

      They sure as all hell have taken hundreds of millions of dollars in USF, CAF, USDA RUS, and myriad state-level incentives on the "we'll install broadband next year" promise for twenty straight "next years".

    7. Re:God damnit AT&T. by Tintivilus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Their service is great where they have competition. Speedtest.net just now showed 679 Mbps down and 776Mbps up on my advertised gigabit ($70/month) from AT&T in a neighborhood with multiple providers offering >100Mbps service

    8. Re: God damnit AT&T. by jpaine619 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The only way that people like your mother are going to get served high speed broadband is if Americans vote to increase their taxes and have the government subsidize it, as they have done in Korea and elsewhere, but Americans have a special hatred of taxes going back to the founding of their nation so that doesn't seem likely either.

      I'm not picking on you, honest, but it's this kind of logic that drives me nuts. The idea that the government has to "make it happen". It's ... dumb.

      You want high-speed internet in areas the big guys don't want to serve? Simple.. Remove the obstacles that make it so damn difficult for us little guys to do it. i.e. remove all of those laws that were passed to PROTECT the incumbents.

      I cover 100 sq miles of rural San Diego County with very reliable (and inexpensive) internet. But.. it's a goddamn battle every single day to expand further. The amount of red-tape would blow your mind. I know.. it's CA, but for fuck's sake....

      We do not have Capitalism in the United States. We have Cronyism and Protectionism.

      There is no reason, whatsoever, that the government should be protecting AT&T's rural monopolies. But, that's what we have and that's why a lot of people have no access to decent internet.

    9. Re: God damnit AT&T. by jpaine619 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, yes, and yes!

      This is exactly it! This is the bullshit they have been pulling for ages. Although, it's been a lot longer than 20 years. AT&T has been promising 45mbps MINIMUM since at least 1991, and I know they were promising it earlier, but I can't find the data to back up my memory, so I'll settle on "since 1991". That's 27 years.

      I did find this blurb that will help to illustrate just how bad it is..

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      By 2014, we estimate that AT&T has collected about $150- $200 billion in excess phone charges and tax perks since the 1990’s to upgrade the state-based utility networks that should have supplied at least 45 Mbps (in both directions) to homes, offices, as well as schools and libraries.
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    10. Re: God damnit AT&T. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I suffered for many years in rural California on dial up (24.4 on a good day) with a fiber optic backbone line running right under my very street. I tried every trick I could with satellite being my only alternative option. Eventually a two way microwave on the roof solution was affordable, but terrible compared to what people can get in town in both price and bandwidth. My neighbors didn't care. We were ten miles from a medium city.

      People don't get this. I used to be a Republican because I advocated for small government exactly to do away with this kind of cronyism. Let the free market do it. Only to learn that the Republicans only pay lip service to small government ideals, then do the same as the Democrats but less efficiently and with even more pork. Those who vote Democrat in my circle do it largely with the good intention that a properly managed government project helps the most people with the least resources (without that capitalist fat). Both votes bring us to the same sick place. Government is out of control and in collusion with big business. There is no way to fix this by voting. We are locked in a two party system and both are corrupt to the point of being evil. In California I felt like being a Republican was pissing in the wind. Now with Trump running the show I've registered with no party affiliation.

      Now I live in a small German town and can have 100 down 20 up for 50 Euro a month no strings, no caps. My neighbors don't care what political party I support and allow me to live without fear of expressing my small government conservative political beliefs (as long as I don't go full Nazi - who were left leaning big government socialists). But I miss California.

      "The government that governs least, governs best." "Government is a necessary evil." "We get the government we deserve." "We have a republic, madam, if you can keep it!" Well, we the people lost it. We now have a big crony plutocracy ran as a police state. Perhaps we deserve it because of our own stupidity, complacency and arrogance. Oh, crappy Internet for high $ to boot. Thanks Al Gore!

    11. Re: God damnit AT&T. by mr_jrt · · Score: 5, Informative

      You were doing so well until the nonsense about Nazis. I really don't get the American ignorance about Socialism, I really don't.

      Educate yourself:
      https://www.indy100.com/articl...
      https://www.snopes.com/news/20...
      http://www.newsweek.com/nazis-...

      It's really not that hard.

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    12. Re: God damnit AT&T. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      How did you solve the last mile problem?

      That's the biggest barrier to entering the broadband market. You have to make a huge investment in infrastructure, up against an incumbent who already has their infrastructure paid off. Sure there are laws that stop you installing new cables sometimes, but even if they went away it wouldn't really change the economics of having to build a brand new network by very much.

      The solution is for the government to force the existing networks to open up so you can use their last mile infrastructure. It makes so much sense - fewer cables all over the place, less disruption digging up roads and pavements, full coverage and finally some real competition on a level playing field.

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    13. Re:God damnit AT&T. by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

      Their service is great where they have competition. Speedtest.net just now showed 679 Mbps down and 776Mbps up

      I don't know what you're talking about. I can only get AT&T in my area and I see slightly better bandwidth than that.

      You DO mean per month, right?

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    14. Re: God damnit AT&T. by skam240 · · Score: 2

      Do you build your own infrastructure or do you use AT&T's (or some one else's) like Sonic ( http://www.latimes.com/busines... ) does? I ask because given the huge costs for a small company in hooking up a hundred square mile region I feel it's quite likely that you use some other company's infrastructure that's only available to you because the FCC forces companies like AT&T to do so. If that's the case then your whole anti government post sort of falls apart.

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    15. Re: God damnit AT&T. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      You are right, and Europe is proof of it. Don't believe Europeans that tell you they have 100/100 megabit connections for 25 euro/month. All fake news. Doesn't exist. Didn't happen.

      And you all pay pretty much 50% and greater in taxes annually....over half your income???

      Nah, I'd rather decide myself how to spend the majority of my money, not the government.

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    16. Re: God damnit AT&T. by Big+Boss · · Score: 1

      Before you go off about EU taxes, go add up how much you pay in all the various taxes in most US states. In my area, it's above 50%. And I get far worse results for my money.

      Does that mean I want the EU system here? Not really. I honestly don't have a good solution. But I'm also not naive enough to believe that I'm taxed so much less that our friends across the pond. Their governments are just more honest about it is all.

    17. Re:God damnit AT&T. by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 1

      Presumably, according to the general consensus that all big companies run on selfishness and greed, if there were the demand (in the aggregate stastical sense) for greater bandwidth then it would be in their interests to supply it. If people were really willing to pay for greater bandwidth and the investment required was such that the ROI was reasonable, then a selfish greedy company would absolutely do it to maximise their profits.

      That no company (or at least very few companies) does this suggest that either the demand isn't there[1] or the investment required is too big to expect a reasonable or speedy return[2].

      [1] Demand being measured in terms of money willing to be spent, rather than just people moaning on internet forums but not actually being willing to change their behaviour.

      [2] I know nothing about the USA market, but I imagine the lack of population density in much of the country has a lot to do with this.

    18. Re: God damnit AT&T. by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      but they do have more than 1.5mb/sec in a city?

    19. Re: God damnit AT&T. by sjames · · Score: 1

      We pay even more here once you consider the services not provided in the U.S. that we nevertheless need.

    20. Re: God damnit AT&T. by sjames · · Score: 1

      They DID promise that when they had their hands out for taxpayer dollars. They gfot the dollars, but the taxpayers didn't get much in return.

    21. Re:God damnit AT&T. by sjames · · Score: 1

      They don't provide the bandwidth even in densely packed cities. They have no incentive as long as competition is weak to non-existent.

      Part of the problem is free market cheerleaders that don't realize that 2 players in a market is not a healthy competitive environment. Basically, they have a grade school level understanding of the market.

    22. Re: God damnit AT&T. by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      typical leftie.. I say the government "doesn't HAVE to make it happen" and you interpret it as "the government can't make it happen"

      What the actual fuck? If English is not your first language, I'll give you a pass.. But if it is, why do you not understand what I said?

      Okay? I am one of those small guys making it happen.. No help from the government. I am only hindered by the government. Okay? We clear so far? I have dipped into ZERO taxes.. Still clear? If I didn't have to battle all the red tape I'd be at 200 or 300 sq miles by now.. i.e. I'd have most of rural eastern San Diego County covered.. But, I'm not there.. There are others covering those areas, small fries like me, but with ZERO competition. You have got to have at least two companies serving an area or you end up with what I call the "arrogance of the monopoly". I'll not bore you with the juicy details, but we'll just say that as soon as there was real competition the incumbent WISP cleaned up his act, cut his prices, and increased his data allotments...

      I don't know how shit is done where you are, but AT&T has been given HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS in tax breaks and they have delivered NOTHING. But, the government continues to protect them with exclusive easements and downright banning anyone from being able to compete in their hard line markets.

      My point in all of this is to illustrate that, when not hindered by the government for stupid reasons, capitalism and small business can deliver. We don't NEED the government. We're doing it despite the government and we'd be way better off it they would remove the protectionist barriers.

      Your argument requires an expenditure of taxes. Mine does not. Which do you think is a better idea? How about we save those taxes and use them to feed the homeless?

    23. Re: God damnit AT&T. by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      Why the hell do you need anyone for last mile? I'm doing it with microwave. I can deliver you 1 gbps with zero wires. I'd be nice if the government gave us access to the wires, but really, they are in a shit state of repair and they are not needed. I'd be fine with the government getting out of EVERYONE's business and letting actual competition happen. Just let me put up transmitters on telephone (not power) poles with a reasonable fee to AT&T and I'd be peachy.

      The government handed them the utility easement so they have the right to modify it at their whim. I understand that AT&T paid to have the pole set and maintained. I'm not asking for something for nothing, but if Cox cable can attach to their poles for a small fee, so should I be able to do the same thing

    24. Re: God damnit AT&T. by jpaine619 · · Score: 1
      100% my own infrastructure. I use NOBODY else. I build the towers (Rohn 25's) myself, I place the transmitters myself, I work out the land leases myself.

      I PURCHASE fiber from AT&T, but that's it. To them I'm just a business customer. They are aware I'm an ISP, but they couldn't care less. I receive no special discounts or anything. I'm just another account number.

      The government does nothing to help me. Thanks for trying, but no... The only thing that one could, maybe, argue is that I benefit from the OTARD legislation, but that simply preempts local/county governments from interfering in the actual dish / receiver placement on privately owned homes/buildings.

      It'd be less accurate to call it "help" and more accurate to say "it keeps yokels from fucking with me"

    25. Re: God damnit AT&T. by skam240 · · Score: 1

      So how do you make sure a competitor doesn't come along and disrupt your signal?

      Don't get me wrong, I hear what you're saying about big players using government to keep competition out but it also goes the other way as well. My example of Sonic above is a perfect example of that. They started in the town next to where I lived in the 90's and the only reason they were able to compete when people started abandoning dial-up in favor of broadband is because of FCC rules which certainly weren't written to stifle competition.

      Now Sonic serves quite a lot of Northern California and is in LA as well https://decisiondata.org/cover...

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    26. Re: God damnit AT&T. by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      I can't make sure he doesn't.. But I can mitigate it to an extent. The gear can be set to a frequency hopping mode, so unless the competition was to sit there with a scanner and learn the pattern, and then set his transmitter to the same pattern...

      But, we have lines of communication. Neither of us wants interference so we have some cooperation on frequency selection. I'd call it cooperative competition. Interference for him is just as bad as for me..

      If it really became a problem, there are licenses that can be purchased; 3.65GHz, for example, that mandate cooperation. Failure to engage in reasonable coordination can result in one party having their license revoked. Thus, one way or another, the interference goes away.

      The FCC may or may not specifically be preventing competition, but they are a single, and relatively small, department of the government.

      County / State regulations absolutely and unequivocally favor the incumbents. Sometimes they are so lopsided they actually BAN any form of competition, in whatever areas they can. Hence my reliance on OTARD.

      We've all heard the stories of cities passing laws to, for example, exclude Google Fiber.... It's absolutely blatant and un-American. Well, Google Fiber isn't the only one that gets picked on.

    27. Re: God damnit AT&T. by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      I'm not mixing up anything. I worked for AT&T in fiber construction. AT&T promised (if given tax breaks) that they would deliver 45 mbps to HOMES. Private single family HOMES. Not businesses, HOMES.

      We knew it was outlandish when they promised it, but what else are you going to say to justify an $80BN tax break? And as per usual, the government believed it.

      The 45mbps number wasn't pulled out of thin air... It's the speed of a T-3 line... They promised a speed they knew some folks were familiar with. Plenty of government buildings had T-3 lines at the time.

      Need fucking proof? Fine... Here it is:

      https://www.huffingtonpost.com/bruce-kushnick/the-book-of-broken-promis_b_5839394.html

      Here are a couple of quotes for you:

      By the end of 2014, America will have been charged about $400 billion by the local phone incumbents, Verizon, AT&T and CenturyLink, for a fiber optic future that never showed up. And though it varies by state, counting the taxes, fees and surcharges that you have paid every month (many of these fees are actually revenues to the company or taxes on the company that you paid), it comes to about $4000-$5000.00 per household from 1992-2014, and that’s the low number.

      In fact, in 1992, the speed of broadband, as detailed in state laws, was 45 Mbps in both directions — by 2014, all of us should have been enjoying gigabit speeds (1000 Mbps).

      I didn't pull 45 mbps out of my ass and neither did AT&T. It's a super common speed..... And they fucking promised it to us for tax breaks and actual corporate grants AS WELL as being permitted to CHARGE EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THEIR NETWORK A FEE FOR CONSTRUCTION OF SAID 45MBPS NETWORK.

      Please, call bullshit on it again....

  4. Quick translation guide by StandardCell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You will work very hard, and this next year will -- my wife hates it when I say this -- feel like childbirth... - you will work 80+ hour weeks for at least the next year with no additional bonuses for anyone lower than VP level, so good luck keeping your personal life intact!

    You'll look back on it and be very fond of it, but it's not going to feel great while you're in the middle of it. - if you don't get fired or quit, you get a gold star for making it through!

    She says, 'What do you know about this?' I just observe, 'Honey. We love our kids. - The kids are going to feel pain and stress to toughen them up and be ready for anything in the real world!

    (I wish the existing employees luck. Things were already insanely busy at HBO.)

    1. Re:Quick translation guide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, this is a bonehead move. Anyone with talent is just going to pick up and leave to new, innovative competitors like Netflix. Or Amazon. Or Google. Or anyone else not run by some sluggish vertical monopoly willing fuck up a sure thing.

      HBO's properties will wither and die if mismanaged but there's no shortage of good companies willing to pay to crank out good content.

    2. Re:Quick translation guide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And just like childbirth, someone else will do all the hard stuff while he takes all the credit.

    3. Re:Quick translation guide by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've heard these speeches before. They often proceed layoffs the second year.
      So the company works you to death (in our case literally for one person and non-fatal heart attacks for five others plus the one unconscious contractor who we never found out what happened) and to divorce (a half dozen divorces) and *then* laid 95% of the staff off .

      HBO is going to suck terribly.

      It's like corporations have gone in sane and are taking hatchets to their own golden gooses.

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    4. Re: Quick translation guide by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah that kind of speech is usually my sign to look for a new job.

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    5. Re: Quick translation guide by nwf · · Score: 1

      Good news for Apple's new streaming TV service, for sure.

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    6. Re:Quick translation guide by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      You missed the choice bit “Because you get more data and information about a customer that then allows you to do things like monetize through alternate models of advertising”. In other words: “I’ve seen how other companies pimp out their customers for data, and I want some of that action...”. Screw making an honest buck with subscriptions, that’s so 20th century.

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  5. This is a fancy way to say layoffs by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    which you get with each and every merger. This is why we should stop allowing mega mergers. Big mergers are expensive and what's the first thing you do when you spend a bunch of money on a business expense? Try to make it back. Mergers destroy jobs.

    This was another good reason to oppose the Trump tax cuts. The mega-corps already said the money was all going to mergers and stock buybacks. The sort of thing that doesn't create jobs, it destroys them. Heck, it's easy to see why supply side economics fail. Businesses spend money to meet demand. Giving businesses more money does just that, gives them more money. Unless there's more demand they're just going to keep it. And if there's more demand they'll spend the money anyway. Yeah, there's a point where kleptocracy can kick in and choke a business, but you'd be surprised how far up that goes. Meanwhile the working class is choked with low wages and demand for everything is flat. Flat demand, flat job and wage growth.

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    1. Re:This is a fancy way to say layoffs by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I doubt there will be any layoffs. AT&T announced at the meeting they don't have people to do the jobs and there wouldn't be layoffs. But it's worse than that. They're trying to turn HBO from a boutique content provider to one that supplies "hours of engagement a day" to a "broadened audience" and "provides data and [opportunities] for targeted advertising." So they're gonna kill the golden goose because they don't know what they bought, and turn it into an also-ran cable channel with 90% trash.

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    2. Re:This is a fancy way to say layoffs by nmb3000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I doubt there will be any layoffs. AT&T announced at the meeting they don't have people to do the jobs and there wouldn't be layoffs.

      Oh, you sweet summer child.

      He said, in part: "It's going to be a tough year. It's going to be a lot of work to alter and change direction a little bit.

      Company execs talk in code during big company meetings. This is code for "start looking for a new job".

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    3. Re:This is a fancy way to say layoffs by nwf · · Score: 2

      Sounds like Mr Stankey's big idea is to be like Netflix. By the time they figure out how to do that, Netflix will be 10 years ahead of them. He's chasing the past not looking toward the future. Seriously, how do people this dumb get to be executives?

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    4. Re:This is a fancy way to say layoffs by slakdrgn · · Score: 1

      I've been here before from another industry! In my case we were already working extremely lean but we were extremely profitable. However, a larger industry that we essentially "work for" bought us out as they expanded their business. They liked we worked lean they said. A couple of years after the buyout we were lumped into a group of similar (but not really) focused companies. Being the only profitable business out of the 4 we propped the other businesses up and still made profit for the whole group (over $1B total revenue). Unfortunately that didn't last very long when the other two companies in the group got hit by new regulations. Suddenly we hit the black as a group, not the red but it didn't matter at that point. Various poor decisions and a few pissed off clients later that once proud 2k employee business is nothing but a name of a 15 person business unit that's riding remaining contracts and whatever legal loopholes the old business license might still allow.

    5. Re:This is a fancy way to say layoffs by yabos · · Score: 1

      Ohhh, I bet they will lay a lot of people off. I worked for a company in Canada that was partially owned by Comcast/Time Warner. Comcast bought out Time Warner. There were rumours of layoffs, and some suit came up and we had a big meeting about how everything was great and nothing would change. Less than 2 years later the whole company was shut down.

    6. Re:This is a fancy way to say layoffs by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Layoffs (post-merger) occur because of redundancy. while no doubt DirectTV and HBO Go have an overlap in the billing/account management side, AT&T doesn't have any content creation people to make the HBO folks redundant. And the plan he outlined are going to require more workers, not less.

      I mean, they'll all be out of a job in six years or so, because it seems like HBO is going to be ruined, but not from layoffs.

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    7. Re:This is a fancy way to say layoffs by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Connections and proven sociopathic behavior.

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    8. Re:This is a fancy way to say layoffs by nwf · · Score: 1

      Come on, give him proper credit. From that article, he seems sexist, too.

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  6. Well, goodbye to that by Krishnoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "We need hours a day," Mr. Stankey said, referring to the time viewers spend watching HBO programs.

    So long, The Wire, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Deadwood ... you know, stuff that actually took time, care, and focus to produce. On the other hand, I still have to catch up on most of these series anyway.

    1. Re:Well, goodbye to that by Kjella · · Score: 1

      So long, The Wire, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Deadwood ... you know, stuff that actually took time, care, and focus to produce. On the other hand, I still have to catch up on most of these series anyway.

      Isn't that the target market? The people who, when they do get an hour or two off from the wife and kids they're willing and able to pay good money for some quality entertainment. Sure, hours a day you can get with any junk reality show or YouTube video, they cost almost nothing. But they're also worth almost nothing exactly because there's thousands of hours of filler like that. Unless you have some crazy viral video but that's just the online community's random whim of the day. Nothing made Gangnam Style that special. People just picked some random shit and made it an Internet hit. Good luck if they think they can reliably produce that.

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    2. Re:Well, goodbye to that by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      "We need hours a day," Mr. Stankey said, referring to the time viewers spend watching HBO programs.

      Guess ATT should have bought YouTube. Oh wait...

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    3. Re:Well, goodbye to that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      HBO is just returning to their roots. The 1980s, when HBO stood for "Hey, Beastmaster's on!"

    4. Re:Well, goodbye to that by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      Other than GoT all those series finished up years ago.

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    5. Re:Well, goodbye to that by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      From that execs speech, I gather that his intended target market is just that: easily distracted people who watch cat videos on their cell phones. I don’t know how he thinks he’s going to compete in that market, but it won’t be with “the Wire”.

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    6. Re:Well, goodbye to that by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Were you expecting him to predict what HBO would've produced in 2020 if it wasn't for this merger?

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    7. Re:Well, goodbye to that by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      I'm saying they are a bit behind considering The Sopranos ended over a decade ago. You know Rosebud is the name of the sled and they did make a second Godfather film?

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    8. Re:Well, goodbye to that by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Vice is still rolling new episodes.

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    9. Re:Well, goodbye to that by dr.g · · Score: 1

      Well...HBO could add their signature touches to cat videos. I mean who could resist cats saying "Fuck!" and cats with big titties?

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  7. In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    AT&T have decided to ruin one of the most successful brands in entertainment.

    Right now, HBO competes and holds its own against Netflix and Amazon, both of which continue to invest and profit st their expense. Rather than compete, HBO plans to cede this ground, kill the goose laying the golden eggs, and bet it all on a strategy that takes them out if a market they excel at and run head first into one they donâ(TM)t understand and are ill equipped to compete in.

    Thereâ(TM)s not a âoeplan Bâ here - once todayâ(TM)s creators abandon the HBO platform (which theyâ(TM)ll do in a heartbeat), thereâ(TM)s no going back if they change their minds later.

    1. Re:In other words... by Rashkae · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think there is. As it is now, HBO is *giving* all that market away to .. shall we say, grey market sites, (at best.) If HBO dedicated some time and effort to capturing those eyeballs for themselves, there might well be many opportunities to monitize it that are being overlooked.

      But I expect AT&T to just FUBAR it anyhow.

    2. Re:In other words... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think there is. As it is now, HBO is *giving* all that market away to .. shall we say, grey market sites, (at best.) If HBO dedicated some time and effort to capturing those eyeballs for themselves, there might well be many opportunities to monitize it that are being overlooked.

      But I expect AT&T to just FUBAR it anyhow.

      Getting ready to drop HBO in 3..2..

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    3. Re: In other words... by reanjr · · Score: 1

      My smartphone keyboard does "just fine" with straight quotes.

    4. Re: In other words... by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 1

      They aren't. Slashdot sucks hard at Unicode. â(TM) should be an apostrophe.

  8. Where in the Internet Bible does it say ... by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    There shall be infinite number of eyeball hours to see everything everyone can produce?

    There is more to life.

    1. Re:Where in the Internet Bible does it say ... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      There is more to life.

      You know you could keep the TV on, cut the sound, while you go outside for some outdoor activities. That will make HBO happy.

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  9. Pepperidge Farm Remembers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Remember those sweet, warm New England summers? Remember sipping lemonade underneath a shady tree? Remember when if your company turned a profit you had a big Christmas party at the office?

    If your company makes money, you've won the game, good job. If it's not enough money, then you suffer from a mental disorder. Best thing to do is commit yourself. Second best thing is to start a second business and combine the profits from both.

    1. Re:Pepperidge Farm Remembers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wallstreet doesn't care about being profitable. It's all about being more profitable (or less unprofitable) than last quarter so that the stock price will go up.

  10. Abort by zlives · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    this is why Roe V Wade is so essential,
    John Stankey needs to be aborted.

    1. Re:Abort by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      this is why Roe V Wade is so essential,
      John Stankey needs to be aborted.

      Marty McFly should've made himself more useful back in the 1950s!

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  11. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wow, talk about corporate idiocy. This is burning platform memo level logic. These people are paid with hundreds of millions to come up with this shit. And when they blow, they get more hundreds of millions to bow out.

  12. AT&T is such a shitty company by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    I'm so glad I don't pay for TV in any way, and I'm also glad that I'm considering dumping them for phone service too, what a bunch of worthless bastards.

  13. Bright Side: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    AT&T saving people $10-15 a month as they cancel subscriptions for the once great network.

  14. Surveillance Capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sometimes the marketing models of these companies is a lot like those anti-drug ads from the 1980's.

    I want to surveil more customers, so I can learn more about them, so I can make them watch more, so I can surveil them and learn more about them.

    This business model is overwhelmingly dead, and yet, people keep coming back to it.

  15. Interesting, sparks will fly indeed by ErichTheRed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess this is what happens when a communications executive takes over a bunch of creatives. I live near NYC and it's nothing like LA, but the entertainment work scene here is pretty much the opposite of AT&T. It's not quite Don Draper 3-martini lunches but former colleagues of mine who now work in that business say it's pretty close. People are creative and used to having a fair amount of freedom around the way they get the job done.

    When a creative company gets acquired by someone who just wants to squeeze it for all it's worth, they'll probably lose some of their better creative talent...those folks have options. AT&T is used to providing a cheap-to-deploy, incredibly high margin service. Once they start cracking the whip, the content quality is going to drop. I imagine the first thing they'll do is offshore every business process that isn't outsourced already. When that doesn't produce the savings, they're going to start cutting into the creatives' budget. No more personal assistants, free car service, free food, expense account dinners, etc.

  16. a years from now... by ole_timer · · Score: 1

    it'll be interesting to see if more video is consumed on smartphones or not...who watches this stuff anyhow?

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    1. Re:a years from now... by Layth · · Score: 1

      instagram. they even switched their videos to be tallscreen instead of wide

  17. Kiss of goodbye by markdavis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > "and it is already considering an overhaul that would see HBO produce more video that can compete for the attention of smartphone users, even if that means upending HBO's longtime strategy of producing a relatively small number of high-quality shows."

    Well, I guess you can kiss HBO goodbye, then. Because that is the ONLY thing that makes it worth having; things like Westworld, Sopranos, Oz, Game of Thrones, Room 104, and such. PLENTY of other networks for the type of lower quality, high quantity stuff.

    If you want to get rid of something, please make it Bill Maher.

  18. Hint: Dumping porn a bad start by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the HBO Go app (the one you can use to subscribe to HBO a month at a time), they just dropped the whole "late night" (read: Soft Porn) section. But it's hardly a loss as for some time now they had let updates to that area languish to almost nothing. I have to imagine that subscribers are falling off in part because of that...

    What happened to the HBO of old that had sex positive and fun programming like "Real Sex"? Seems like everyone wants to be Netflix now with hot original dramatic shows, while abandoning aspects that make each service unique and provide extra value.

    The funny thing is that personally I only just started subscribing to HBO, for Game of Thrones, then Silicon Valley, then Westworld. But once I finish up those new seasons I'll probably let the subscription go again as not much of the other content really grabs me. Some more high-end adult content produced with some regularity might help convince me to stay...

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    1. Re:Hint: Dumping porn a bad start by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      HBO is pretty good about producing new shows, so that as X ends, Y is there and replaces it, etc.

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    2. Re:Hint: Dumping porn a bad start by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      That is true that they do have a number of new shows in constant supply. But for some reason the hit rate with me is less than Netflix despite pretty high production values across the board. I've tried a number of the other series they have but none have grabbed me enough to keep watching.

      I would argue the shows they do have, despite seemingly being different, all kind of blend together with a similar tone for most. I think that's why I can't get too interested in picking up some of the other options they offer.

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  19. AT&T will slaughter that Golden Goose by rahvin112 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did anyone not expect this? A cellular company bought HBO and their first thought is episodes are too long and everyone wants to watch them on their phone. Oh and they want to add advertising, forgetting of course that most of HBO's subscribers do so because it DOESN'T have advertising.

    They'll kill HBO with these plans before they ever evolve them to compete with Netflix. AT&T will slaughter the goose.

    1. Re:AT&T will slaughter that Golden Goose by avandesande · · Score: 1

      No way HBO can compete with barely watchable Netflix originals.

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    2. Re:AT&T will slaughter that Golden Goose by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      The point is that an HBO that is making quantity over quality is just another Netflix.

  20. Copying Youtube's business model won't work by shadesofgreen · · Score: 2

    Seems like ATT wants to monetize HBO viewers and introduce Ads on HBO and produce more content, that could be a good thing, however, their is a reason why HBO is so successful in consistently producing high quality content. If you are beholden to advertisers, then the quality of content will suffer, no more adult themed shows, as every fucking advertiser will try to push HBO to be politically correct and viewers will loose a genuine uncensored media outlet. It will be a sad day!

  21. " We need hours a day." by sehlat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    May I ask just how and when a population already struggling just to stay afloat will find those hours and the money to pay for them while they're working multiple jobs?

    1. Re:" We need hours a day." by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      It’s all the obese layabout welfare -abusers- that will be watching this content.

      Sorry, child. You too will lose your job to automation and AI, and won't have any alternative because all jobs up to your IQ level will have been automated away before you ever had the chance to try doing them. When that happens, just do as all the people whose IQ levels are below AI and become a beggar. It's what you'll deserve for "choosing" to not increase your IQ at the pace required by automation.

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  22. asinine by JackSpratts · · Score: 1

    forget about retooling hbo. if you need the legitimacy of the brand that desperately, create a parallel channel, something like hbo light, and call it if you must hbolitening. there's your product for the smartphone obsessed! cat vids, car cams, czech councilmen throwing chairs...in the meantime leave the parent channel alone. shiela nevins bailed like rasputin.

  23. Weird to get an upfront "We're tanking" message by HeckRuler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm more used to corporations doing a more subtle bait and switch game where they grow their popularity with quality products and then try and cut costs as subtly as possible. Outsourcing to China, using cheaper meat, getting rid of what their warranty covers.

    Having a CEO just come out and say "We're going to send this channel straight into the shitter" right to our face is just a weird amount of honesty. I mean, they coach it in positive terms as PR people are ought to do. But even they acknowledge it's going to be painful.

    HBO targeting PHONE audiences. So.... Westworld, but cut down to 6 second VINE clips. Season 10 of Game of Thrones will be flash animation with 3 characters remaining after the killing of the rest. And it won't be the expensive ones.

    1. Re:Weird to get an upfront "We're tanking" message by Black+Diamond · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This was an internal employee town hall meeting. Someone saw the writing on the wall, recorded the meeting and provided it to the press to see if they can get enough momentum to turn the tide against this change.

      They'll fail of course, but it's a noble effort nonetheless.

  24. How to make a profit with TV by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    Study what is selling and what people enjoy watching that does not need a huge budget.
    Consider what a computer can design into the look and feel of a series.
    Find out what your audience will become interested in and return to watch due to its creative production.
    Vampires? That like humans as new best friends.
    A saga about people will billions of US $. To look after, spend, protect and enjoy. Who also want to make new friends
    Pirates with ships, maps and treasure.
    A hospital with amazing doctors. Really amazing with skills and who like to make friends after their shift.

    Most of the plots can be done with a low, low budget and many very well educated people can create years of plot for the above.
    A plot with history and pirate will cost more due to costume and location. The need for a real/digital ship design and a digital war.
    A plot with time travel to a modern time for the pirate crew could reduce the production costs. Rather then moving one person from 2018 back to complex pirate times.
    With the France, Spain and lots of Scotland.

    Make sure every show gets sold globally at the same time. Flood the online market with content so no nation/region has to wait.
    Sell that creative product direct to the world. Lots of simple shows that are charming and fun for a set demographics that they will pay for.

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    1. Re:How to make a profit with TV by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      So turn HBO into TBS. What could go wrong?

  25. Objoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
  26. Okay. Who gets the epidural? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ... more video that can compete for the attention of smartphone users, ... AT&T wants to boost revenue both in advertising and subscriptions, ... upending HBO's longtime strategy of producing a relatively small number of high-quality shows.

    ... this next year will -- my wife hates it when I say this -- feel like childbirth...

    So a lot of pain, yelling and pooping? Sounds *wonderful*.

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  27. Next, they'll rename the network. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    HBO must compete with smartphones for people's attention, ...

    PBO - Phone Box Office.

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    1. Re:Next, they'll rename the network. by nwf · · Score: 1

      I think you mean PCB for Phone Click Bait, which seems to be what they are calling for. That's basically all people watch on phones anyway. I'd never watch Westworld on a phone.

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  28. lets look at history 4 a sec.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It seems 2 me pretty much anything AT&T touches goes to shit.. in some form or another..
    1. ATT+pacbell
    2. ATT+@home
    3. ATT +Zenith/Bull business systems
    Those are just of the top of my head, i am sure there are PLENTY more.. Greedy profit motives..
    HBO is so fucked.. I am wondering when Bill Mahr/ John Oliver and or Vice leave (or are asked to leave) due to the controversial material they produce.
    Look out IFC you may get some interesting programming choices..

    1. Re:lets look at history 4 a sec.. by nwf · · Score: 1

      I had @home in the early days. What a complete waste of a company. Almost nothing worked besides their basic internet service.

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    2. Re:lets look at history 4 a sec.. by suezz · · Score: 1

      att will just move on to the next thing they buy. they had digital life now that is in the crapper. they have uverse now that is sunsetting they just keep buying and think they are being innovative without bothering improving what they have already. they buy things and then never sustain them. just move on to the next buy. meanwhile living off of the mobile phone business.

  29. An MBA's work is never finished. by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

    John Stankey is an MBA who was in charge of DirectTV over the last couple of years while it's been hemorrhaging customers. He introduced the DirectTV Now streaming service which was supposed to boost profits. So far, it's only helped to offset the number of subscribers lost. Unfortunately, since it's a lower cost service, their profits have tanked.

    Now they've acquired HBO and they want to make it cell-phone-friendly by cutting episodes to 20 minutes in the idiotic hope that doing the same thing will produce different results.

    How will AT&T produce more shows without reducing quality? Stankey said that AT&T and HBO will have to "figure [that] out."

    "I have an idea! Make more shows and more money! No, I don't know how to do either of those things. You guys have to figure that part out. Anyway, my work is done here. I'll take my bonus now!"

    1. Re:An MBA's work is never finished. by nwf · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised he didn't just say "we need to work smarter, not harder. Well, smarter and harder until I get my bonus. Then screw you all."

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  30. Re:Who the hell mods this drek up?! by alexgieg · · Score: 2

    Listen sweetcheeks - Megamergers aren't good or bad - they ARE.

    Thus talked the pseudo-conservative who wouldn't be able to distinguish his Russell Kirk from his Eric Voegelin from his G. K. Chesterton.

    Here, little fake-conservative, read some real ones for a change, will you? You may begin with Hilaire Belloc and proceed from there.

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  31. What's the new company called? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, all the good talent is leaving for a new internet-only production company that will take most of HBO's market share? Cool.

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    1. Re:What's the new company called? by akgooseman · · Score: 2

      AT&T will use the new net non-neutrality rules to ensure the new internet-only production company's content can't be viewed by AT&T's customers. And they'll likely conspire with other top tier ISPs to do the same -- the big boys gotta stick together.

  32. Ever been through a round of layoffs? by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    when the layoffs are coming you never tell anyone they're coming. Otherwise they get busy looking for new jobs. The good people leave, the bad stop doing their work and everything goes to hell. There's an easy way to tell if a suit is lying when he says no layoffs are coming: lips are moving. It's a tell tale sign.

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    1. Re:Ever been through a round of layoffs? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree in general. However, they're going to be so busy ruining HBO, they'll need all the bodies they can get. That part rings true, at least for now.

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    2. Re:Ever been through a round of layoffs? by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Layoffs are always proceeded by assurances of "no current plans to lay anyone off."

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  33. Netflix... by erp_consultant · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Netflix has to be just loving this. AT&T will turn one of the only remaining traditional TV stations into complete and utter shit. Well, at least it will have plenty of company. Meanwhile watch how subscribers run for the hills as the price goes up and the quality goes down.

    AT&T has always been run as a monopoly. They haven't the faintest idea about customer service and now they are going to be in for a very rude awakening. RIP HBO.

  34. Hours a day? by CharlesAKAChuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seriously, does anyone actually watch any SINGLE channel for hours a day? And of those, how many are watching hours a day of a single channel on a PHONE? Why in the world would anyone think that they're somehow able to make that the slightest bit enjoyable in any way? Has Stankey actually been a human being in America for very long, because any human being in America would quickly realize that nobody wants to stare at a cell phone for hours a day to watch a single channel. Nobody. And then to top it off, he goes right into collecting customer data to monetize it in the form of advertising and subscriptions-seriously, is the guy from another planet? How could that possibly be a good idea for any customer?

    1. Re:Hours a day? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Does leaving the TV on in the background but not paying much attention to it count?

      I used to be a big TV watcher, but as I've gotten older, just sitting staring passively at a screen just doesn't work for me, there are very few shows or movies I can muster that for.

      Usually the TV is background noise while I play video games, play board games or stuff with my daughter, read a book, or do chores around the house. My iPod and iPhone get more use for music and/or podcasts and audiobooks than the TV anymore....

  35. HBO is doomed by clay_buster · · Score: 1

    âoe we intend to kill the culture that made this company successful âoe

  36. I wish them luck by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    with their new jobs at Netflix and Amazon. The existing employees are all highly talented with a string of hits on their hands. They're also unionized.

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  37. Welp. by Chas · · Score: 1

    There goes any value in HBO.

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  38. They'll need a new name by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking a simple addition to reflect the new corporate reality for employees: H O BO.

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  39. Surprised? Me? Nah... by The+Cynical+Critic · · Score: 2

    I honestly can't say I'm particularly surprised about this seeing how the motivation behind corporate consolidations, when broken down, always come back to wanting to make a profit as big as possible. Disney didn't buy LucasFilm and their IP for any other reason than to make a lot of money from their IP and AT&T's takeover of Time Warner (who owns/owned HBO) is not any more different.

    Considering massive the 85.4 billion USD price they had to pay for the whole lot it's kind of obvious that getting parts of Time Warner, particularly HBO, to become drastically more profitable was what was not just plain greed, it was a necessity for the deal to make fiscal sense. You simply don't borrow 85 billion without paying a lot of interest every year or big amortizations.

    As an HBO subscriber it seems like this is probably the right time to un-subscribe from their service. I don't find most of their catalog all that appealing and mostly just watch their old shows (Sopranos, The Wire, etc.) along some of their newer stuff (Westworld being the only one I've actively followed even if the un-planned nature of the writing really has really started to show) so it's not like I'm going to miss out on all that much when I move back to Netflix and the local BBC equivalent's streaming service.

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    1. Re:Surprised? Me? Nah... by The+Cynical+Critic · · Score: 1

      Seeing how Disney decided to start releasing a new Star Wars movie every year I really wouldn't say they're any different from AT&T in this regard. Hell, it's almost if AT&T is copying what Disney was in the process of doing (at least until the first movie that lost money).

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  40. Another stupid executive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    These morons with MBAs but no experience actually creating something all think of themselves as "visionaries" but most could not have the vision to navigate out of a wet paper bag. The guy's no Steve Jobs.

    He claims to have a business idea that "need[s] hours a day" of each customer's attention - never gonna happen, dude. You're doomed to fail. The average adult with adult responsibilities does not have hours per day to give you. Certainly, people will set aside a couple of hours a couple times a week if the quality is there to justify it, but only kids and the elderly can spare that much time every day - and these groups lack the resources to make it worth "monetizing" them.

    Usually, an even moderately smart manager with such an idea would launch it with a PLAN to provide something to lure the customers in, but apparently not this idiot. Don't pity him for being a prime example of the peter principle - like most such worthless people in management positions, he almost certainly has a better "golden parachute" than all the people working below him who are likely to be harmed when he fails.

    People with stock in this company should think about this and consider adjusting their portfolios, not because of this little non-plan plan but rather because of the sign it is of the dearth of quality in management there.

  41. Don't, please by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

    Don't ruin Game of Thrones :(

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    1. Re:Don't, please by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Looks like GoT is ending just in time. Now if I could get my wife uninterested in Westworld, we can completely drop HBO....

      Luckily our cable co let's us swap premium channels. We can drop HBO till the new and final GoT season starts, and for Westworld. After Westworld, won't see any reason to go back...

    2. Re:Don't, please by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

      Westworld S2 is iffy for me, at episode 6 and I feel like the entire Japanese theme was throwaway material. Interesting show, but they should've left it up to the imagination after Season 1, which was very well executed.

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  42. YouTube by Immerial · · Score: 1

    That's where people watch hours of a day. If they made it a serious YouTube competitor, it's they only way it could work and meet their requirements. >>> Which they will not because it would take too much investment... and they are already in the hole after the merger. So... it's doomed.

  43. Well.... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    " Because you get more data and information about a customer that then allows you to do things like monetize through alternate models of advertising as well as subscriptions, which I think is very important to play in tomorrow's world."

    Your world sucks, please die and take everyone that wants that world with you....

  44. If Netflix is the example, HBO is doomed by swb · · Score: 1

    When Netflix first started announcing they were spending the GDP of a small country on original content I figured we might get something like another HBO. Original programming at most other content providers was either a slave to traditional ratings, hobbled by censorship or broadcast standards, or a small-budget.

    The first couple of Netflix efforts were pretty good -- House of Cards had real talent on its cast and the production value was top notch. But since then it's seemed to slip. Every time I turn on Netflix anymore, there's more "original" content than I can keep up with but every time I try something I'm totally underwhelmed. Nobody casts, cheap production values, empty, formulaic scripts, it's really ordinary.

    I used to think the only obstacle to more HBO-quality content was just the usual business model in entertainment, now I'm mostly convinced that it's a fragile mixture of both money and some kind of production side magic that is very difficult to get right. HBO has too few shows (at least to fill my time), but it's because they're hard to make.

    If AT&T thinks that HBO is just a sausage machine and if you only turn the handle faster you can get more sausage, they're wrong and trying to do so will just degrade the product.

    1. Re:If Netflix is the example, HBO is doomed by jeffporcaro · · Score: 1

      "Ozark" is surprisingly good on Netflix. It got mediocre reviews, but it was very well-done and different, and fun to watch, and engaging. Great acting. Great writing. Kind of like HBO used to be. Second season is under production, we're looking forward to it.

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    2. Re:If Netflix is the example, HBO is doomed by swb · · Score: 1

      I like Ozark, too, but there's far too much crap served up as "Netflix Originals" that isn't remotely HBO quality. It's barely AMC Originals quality.

  45. Look more closely by sabbede · · Score: 1

    They aren't talking about ads on HBO, they're talking about using HBO to gather monetizable data on viewers. Which may be far shittier behavior.

    1. Re:Look more closely by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      He did mention direct advertising as well. You should read the text of the interview, it's horrifying how out of touch with the HBO audience this guy is.

  46. Re:ATT by sabbede · · Score: 1

    ATT Watch is part of their cell service, DirecTV Now is the one with a Roku channel. AT&T is so well organized that it's competing against itself.

  47. I worked for idiots like these once... by Spinlock_1977 · · Score: 1

    And it certainly didn't turn out well for them, or their online media biz. They messed with something that was working due to their over-sized egos and unfounded "I know better" attitude, doubled its size and halved its performance unnecessarily, and 18 months later they all had to go looking for new jobs because they ruined a highly effective development team.

    Stankey better hope he gets promoted before the inevitable tanking of HBO.
       

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  48. Re:Who the hell mods this drek up?! by alexgieg · · Score: 1

    Aww, how cute! It's a kindergarten-level discussion now!

    Me: "You're X."
    You: "No! You are X! And ugly and stupid and I'm not your friend anymore!" (shows the tongue)

    Begone, little troll. I've dealt with much stronger opponents. You're not up to the task. :D

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  49. I think they're doing it wrong by Urinal+Pube · · Score: 1

    I was a paid HBO subscriber for years, but after the buyout, ATT now offered it to me for free so I cancelled my paid subscription.

  50. Beastmaster was the bomb by huckamania · · Score: 1

    I also remember HBO showing shorts like 'Hardware Wars' and 'Godzilla vs Bambi'. If they could tap into that, I could see some potential there.

    1. Re:Beastmaster was the bomb by quintus_horatius · · Score: 1

      That's what YouTube is for.

  51. Re:Who the hell mods this drek up?! by alexgieg · · Score: 1

    What? Replying to your glancing over Simple Wikipedia's article on Belloc and, for lack of a better word, "concluding" he or any true conservative are in favor of central-anything? Sure! Here's the polite reply: "Read the book then come back."

    You don't want to know the impolite one. ;)

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  52. Re:Who the hell mods this drek up?! by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    "as they can help smaller companies survive and flourish when guided by the right hand"

    [Citation needed]

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  53. They don't get it by nowwith25percentmore · · Score: 1

    I subscribe to HBO precisely because HBO is not the low-quality ad-riddled turd AT&T wants to make of it. I was one of the people that contacted HBO years before they launched their HBO Now! unbundled streaming service and told them that I wanted to buy such a product from them. I dumped AT&T as my cell carrier and later as my ISP precisely because they don't care about what I want to buy from them.

  54. Ow my balls! by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    Buying HBO and then making them produce shite? I think there will be a few leaving parties this year!

  55. Sdrew that... by martinfb · · Score: 1

    Just what we consumers need: more corporate tentacles into our psychy!
    Advertisements on HBO shows now?
    I have yet to watch more than 90 minutes of HBO this month as it is; with the incessant reruns of lousy movies,
    and mediocre mini-series, it is already not worth the premium cost.
    (Oh. Wait! I guess that would justify advertisements on HBO!
    Kinda sucks the way we humans tend to fuck things up as we go along!)

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  56. Gag, cough, puke by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    AT&T, don't mess with HBO, you don't need to screw up a good thing.

  57. Re:I have an idea by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

    there's already an entire channel devoted to that point of view. it's called Fox "News"

  58. Email Address by ehlo · · Score: 1

    John Stankey's email address is JS9991@att.com.

  59. Start by overhauling interfaces by izzo+nizzo · · Score: 1

    HBO already has plenty of incredible content. How many people still haven't seen Big Love or even Six Feet Under? Besides which, they are complex enough to watch multiple times. If they improved their interfaces, they could get a lot more enjoyment into the subscription, and gain an hour or so from YouTube and Netflix.

    Some trivial examples:
    - allow me to binge without seeing 'previously on' scenes, 'upcoming on' scenes, or theme song
    - sort series menu in additional ways besides alphabetical
    - a film is removed from watchlist after viewing. A series has its subsequent episode put on watchlist after viewing.
    - let me see the old Carlin specials
    - metadata on actors. HBO has hundreds of instances where a given actor has been in several of their series. Put that in the interface!