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Should the Word 'Milk' Be Used To Describe Nondairy Milk-Alternative Products? (arstechnica.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica: The U.S. Food and Drug Administration seems to have soured on nondairy milk-alternative products that use the term "milk" in their marketing and labeling -- like popular soy and almond milk products. In a talk hosted by Politico, FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb announced Tuesday that the FDA will soon issue a new guidance on the use of the term. But he added that products aren't abiding by FDA policies as they stand now. He referenced a so-called "standard of identity" policy that regulates how milk is defined and should be identified. "If you look at our standard of identity -- there is a reference somewhere in the standard of identity to a lactating animal," he said. "And, you know, an almond doesn't lactate, I will confess."

He went on to explain that the issue is that the agency hasn't been enforcing its own policy or putting the squeeze on product makers -- and that it's time to get abreast of the labeling language. But, he admitted, curtailing the wording of non-moo juice labeling isn't an easy task because it means that the agency has to change its "regulatory posture." "I can't just do it unilaterally," Gottlieb said. Hence, the agency is putting together a new guidance for manufacturers to help skim the fat from the market. Gottlieb said the agency will soon tap the public for comments on the terminology and hopes to wring out a new policy within a year.

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  1. Coconuts by amalcolm · · Score: 5, Informative

    The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR. It's a natural thing to do, to extend the use of a word to cover something 'similar'. We do it all the time, and in the case of these products which are pitched as cow's mile replacements, there seems even more reason to do so.

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    1. Re:Coconuts by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Honestly, I'm confused with the difference between coconut milk, and coconut water.

    2. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      But you buy Coconut water in stores. This isn't about what you call it, it's about what you market it to be.

      Almonds don't have nipples, so we should just call it what it is: Nut-juice. Or Nut-squeezins.

    3. Re:Coconuts by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I want to know if they’re also going after peanut butter, which may be something spread on bread but isn’t a substitute for dairy butter in any other application (just in case anyone was thinking of using it to reenact the scene from Last Tango In Paris).

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    4. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Coconut water is the water inside a coconut.
      Coconut milk is the result of putting the white coconut flesh trough a blender and straining it.

    5. Re:Coconuts by ChromeAeonuim · · Score: 2

      Especially since you'd have to be pretty hopelessly oblivious to confuse one of the non-dairy milks with cow milk. This is an absolute non-issue.

    6. Re:Coconuts by Jaime2 · · Score: 1

      Well... the most common definition of dairy seems to be "containing or made from milk". So, it seems that a place with a lot of coconut trees is technically a dairy farm and coconut milk is a dairy product, by recursive definition.

    7. Re:Coconuts by quenda · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I want to know if they’re also going after peanut butter

      When I was a kid in Western Australia, we had "Peanut Paste".
      The dairy lobby had successfully lobbied for a ban on the use of "butter" for non-dairy products.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    8. Re:Coconuts by chill · · Score: 1

      No. "Peanut butter" is explicitly recognized in the law and has a specific definition by the FDA.

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    9. Re: Coconuts by Type44Q · · Score: 1
      No, no, no; if you own a cow, you own the right to the word "milk."

      I kid, of course; the dairy industry can go assfuck itself with prejudice.

    10. Re:Coconuts by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Ripeness.

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    11. Re:Coconuts by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      So what the hell is a "shea" and how do you make butter from it anyhow?

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    12. Re:Coconuts by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR. It's a natural thing to do, to extend the use of a word to cover something 'similar'. We do it all the time, and in the case of these products which are pitched as cow's mile replacements, there seems even more reason to do so.

      Close, but no cigar. [i]Coconut water[/i] is the clear liquid inside a coconut; [i]coconut milk[/i] is the whitish liquid squeezed from coconut meat (or by blending coconut water with coconut meat, then strained). [i]Coconut cream[/i] is yet another product.

    13. Re:Coconuts by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Two words: "Mommy milk."

      Ever had a drop or two? A nectar oh so rare.

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    14. Re:Coconuts by ripvlan · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting Peanut Milk?

    15. Re:Coconuts by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Next up, the nut lobby will successfully lobby to ban the use of the term "peanut" because peanuts aren't nuts. And you'll be left calling it legume paste.

    16. Re:Coconuts by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      So is coconut cream the stuff left over when they make skimmed coconut milk?

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    17. Re:Coconuts by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Going the other way with it, we could start calling mammalian lactation products "tit-milk"

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    18. Re:Coconuts by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      So what the hell is a "shea" and how do you make butter from it anyhow?

      Oh, ghee, I'm not sure.

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    19. Re:Coconuts by sexconker · · Score: 1

      The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR. It's a natural thing to do, to extend the use of a word to cover something 'similar'. We do it all the time, and in the case of these products which are pitched as cow's mile replacements, there seems even more reason to do so.

      WRONG!

      The water inside a coconut is coconut water, or coconut juice.
      The "milk" comes from mashing the pulp.
      It is NOT milk.
      Milk refers to lactation. And I would STRONGLY support any legislation to that effect.

      Fuck your soy "milk"/. Fuck your almond "milk". Fuck all your non-milk "milk".

    20. Re:Coconuts by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Almond slurry dilution.

    21. Re:Coconuts by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 1

      It is more about product identification than extending the meaning of a word. Context is everything. What if you are allergic to coconuts? Then it should be absolutely clear this is not milk as it has always been known.

      It is coconut milk, not dairy milk. They need to be specific, pure milk in the grocery store has always been cow milk, it should stay that way. Please see the 'ice cream' vs 'frozen dairy desert' arguments, I avoid the latter as it's not ice cream.

      The problem is these 'alternatives' are usually inferior or completely different in almost every way and try to pawn themselves off as the real thing by using the same name, I accidentally bought soy based Parmesan cheese alternative and it was horrible, it was inedible, you didn't know this wasn't real by looking at the package unless you read the fine print or ingredients list (yea shame on me, but shame on them too). Clear labeling is important, and in this case milk should only be allowed to be on classic milk. They can include the term milk, but the predominant ingredient should be in the larger print with milk as a footnote.

    22. Re:Coconuts by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR.

      Same with soy milk, which Asians have been making for millennia. The Chinese call it "dou nai", which means "bean milk". They avoid ambiguity by saying "niu nai" for "cow milk".

      If you say "nai nai" it literally means "milk milk" but is actually the word for either "breast" or "grandmother". So you can tell a girl "I'd like to see your nai nai", and she gets offended, you can just say you wanted to meet her grandmother.

    23. Re:Coconuts by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      You can buy coconut milk in stores too. Milk simply refers to a milky white liquid - it's not specific to mammal milk. They don't call it Milkweed because it has nipples, they call it that due to the milky white sap. Almonds have a milky white liquid when pressed, etc.

    24. Re:Coconuts by ChoGGi · · Score: 2

      No, the word originally referred to the hand motion of milking a mammal.

    25. Re:Coconuts by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      I want to know what an “I Can’t Believe It’s Not” is, and also whether they’re being farmed humanely.

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    26. Re:Coconuts by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

      Coconut milk contains a large amount of fats. Coconut water is nearly clear and low or no fat. Like milk and water.

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    27. Re:Coconuts by kiviQr · · Score: 1

      that is how they milk you!

    28. Re:Coconuts by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2

      “Pulse paste” would work better for the catchy alliteration, but unfortunately a “pulse paste sandwich” sounds more like something that happens in the bathrooms at gay bars than something you want in your mouth...

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    29. Re:Coconuts by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      As a linguist will tell you - "originally" doesn't mean shit. It's what is it currently used for that matters - which is a wide range of white liquid substances

    30. Re:Coconuts by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      Nobody thinks that almond milk is the same thing as regular milk

      I think this is a case of the people making the rules thinking everyone else is as stupid as they are.

    31. Re:Coconuts by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Coconut juice is clear. You are referring to the creamy liquid manufactured from the pulped flesh of a coconut. But you are right that this has always been referred to as coconut milk or coconut cream (depending on consistency). Soy milk has also been called milk forever for the same reason - it is milky in color and consistency. This campaign from the dairy industry needs to be shut down - I have never seen milk alternatives marketed in a way that it is not clear that they are an alternative, there really isn't a consumer confusion issue here.

    32. Re:Coconuts by jrumney · · Score: 1

      That's only half the story though. It is also relevant that milk has been used for milk-like plant juices since at least the 14th century (ie before the US was inhabited by English speaking people).

    33. Re:Coconuts by jrumney · · Score: 1
      Yes, I saw that. I also saw https://www.etymonline.com/wor...:

      Of milk-like plant juices from late 14c. Milk chocolate (chocolate made with milk solids, paler and sweeter) is first recorded 1723; milk shake is first recorded 1889, for a variety of creations, but the modern version is only from the 1930s. Milk tooth (1727) uses the word in its figurative sense "period of infancy," attested from 17c. To cry over spilt milk is first attested 1836 in writing of Canadian humorist Thomas C. Haliburton. Milk and honey is from the Old Testament phrase describing the richness of the Promised Land (Numbers xvi.13, Old English meolc and hunie). Milk of human kindness is from "Macbeth" (1605).

    34. Re:Coconuts by BarryHaworth · · Score: 1

      Western Australia did that too? I grew up in Queensland where the same thing happened. I still call it Peanut Paste all these years afterwards. Old habits die hard.

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    35. Re:Coconuts by amalcolm · · Score: 1

      Pervert

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    36. Re:Coconuts by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      What AC said. I've arguments with drunks about this in the past, but this is true as those terms are used in the US.

    37. Re:Coconuts by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      'Topeka pervert' at best. Fucking boring by SF or Berlin standards.

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    38. Re:Coconuts by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Coconut milk is the result of putting the white coconut flesh trough a blender and straining it.

      Quick - somebody contact FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb about this.

      What you describe should be called "masticated coconut meat" not "coconut milk".

    39. Re:Coconuts by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      indeed the question is : "does mcDonalds sell hamburgers?

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  2. Is it clearly a metaphor or simile? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

    If no, then it should not be allowed to describe a non-dairy product.

    1. Re:Is it clearly a metaphor or simile? by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it would be fair to call non-dairy from vegetable matter milk, milk just as long as it can be used as a replacement for dairy milk.
      A protein rich fluid, either from an animal, or from plant matter, if can be used for similar food preparations. Say for baking could safely be considered Milk. just as long as it is noted that it is non-dairy and from what type of plant, as to help people avoid allergic reactions. As a lot of non-dairy milk comes from nuts and seeds which some people have allergic relations too, (As some people have an allergy to Milk (Allergy vs intolerance))
       

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  3. I vote for by jabberw0k · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Almond Flesh Cocktail"

    1. Re:I vote for by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      "Almond Flesh Cocktail"

      How about "Modified Sweat Gland Secretion"?

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  4. Finally! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Its about time that Washington addresses the real problems that are harming Americans.

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    1. Re:Finally! by Desler · · Score: 1

      Because different groups of people can't work on different things simultaneously?

    2. Re:Finally! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      With any hint of luck, we could get the idiots that think that relabeling a condition changes the condition to jump on this and make room for people who actually could work on changing the condition.

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    3. Re:Finally! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Because different groups of people can't work on different things simultaneously?

      No, because making pointless rulings is pointless. I wonder how many people are confused by almond milk or coconut milk? After all - where are the tits on almonds? And in old movies Hawaiian ladies work coconut bras - but no, the milk from that coconut wasn't the same thing as the milk from what the coconut was hiding.

      And everyone knew it, everyone knows it now, and I would be surprised if anyone will ever confuse it with the liquid expressed from the modified sweat glands of mammals.

      Pointless rulings on pointless matters.

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    4. Re:Finally! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      With any hint of luck, we could get the idiots that think that relabeling a condition changes the condition to jump on this and make room for people who actually could work on changing the condition.

      There are some folks in this world who want to spend endless time cleaning up their little corner of the room, endlessly shuffling and re-arranging things in order to make their corner perfect.

      While ignoring the mess outside their precious corner.

      And there are matters under the jurisdiction of the FDA that are a damn sight more important than making people aware that almond milk is not cow milk. Trying to tidy up that corner while allowing whacked out dietary aids that show obviously photoshopped before and after images of fat and now slender ladies while making outrageous claims might be a better target. Perhaps a shift in priorities would be in order.

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    5. Re:Finally! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      ... while allowing whacked out dietary aids that show obviously photoshopped before and after images of fat and now slender ladies while making outrageous claims might be a better target. Perhaps a shift in priorities would be in order.

      I don't know, I kinda like those priorities. I mean, do you even want to imagine what those fat ladies looked like pre-photoshop?

      I've always suspected that they take slim women and photoshopped them to look heavy. Easier to do and they don't have to wait for her to lose weight. My favorite one was (SJW trigger alert - I am going to mention physical attributes of a female of the species - y'all have been warned) an absolutely beautiful and fit woman who was slender and well muscled as in a non-steroid enhanced fit woman coming out of a swimming pool in a black bikini. The kind of beautiful that makes men stupid. Then they had her head on a unhealthily obese body. I immediately called Bullshit, as there would be no way that this woman could lose nearly a hundred pounds without a looking like a human version of a Shar-Pei.

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  5. I'm so glad by jockeys · · Score: 4, Funny

    that enough of the world's problems have been solved... that we find ourselves having to devote time and energy to "solving" this "problem."

    What a time to be alive.

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    1. Re:I'm so glad by Gilgaron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Enforcing trade names in food matters at least a little. I guess for a while people were selling 'prepared guacamole' that did not contain avocado. Similarly, being able to call a product 'peanut butter' has rules. For stuff like vegetable milk, you occasionally hear professionals trying to keep people informed that they aren't equivalent to animal milk when it comes to feeding young children. I think the last jug of coconut milk I bought had such a warning on the carton.

    2. Re:I'm so glad by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So... People are stupid and don't want to learn, so let's dumb down products so stupid, ignorant people can remain in that state?

      You know, Idiocracy was not supposed to be an utopian movie...

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    3. Re:I'm so glad by Pulzar · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not only that people are stupid. It's important that you can't sell ground rat and call it ground beef. Some enforcement is welcome, and it shouldn't be up to the consumers to investigate every single item in the store to determine whether they really are what they say they are.

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    4. Re:I'm so glad by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm a bit torn. On one hand, yeah, you're 100% correct. On the other hand, stupid, ignorant people die when food labels aren't idiot proof.

      There was a news story just this week of a teenager with a deathly peanut allergy. Always ate Chips Ahoy in the red package because it was safe. Went to a friend's house and that same package had "with Reeses Pieces bites" slapped all over the sides, but she just saw the familiar color, and slammed down a couple of cookies. Couple minutes later her throat starts closing up, so she ran home for the epipen because she was having a reaction, they called 911, and she died at the hospital.

      There's a balance somewhere between "clear enough that most idiots won't die" and "they would have died anyway on something else because they are so dumb". I'm not really sure how society goes about deciding on that line. While the world will always make a better idiot, "not looking quite closely enough" probably shouldn't have fatal consequences in most circumstances.

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    5. Re:I'm so glad by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      For the peanut butter example, you can get peanut butter at a farmer's market that is just ground peanuts. If you buy Jiff it has a bunch of other stuff. If you buy Peter Pan it is roughly equivalent to Jiff. They follow industry standards for ingredients and shelf life, etc. If I make an opaque brown emulsion of soy bean oil and wheat flour, flavored with some peanut essential oil, can I call it peanut butter? (the answer is No, courtesy trade associations by peanut farmers) Sure, you could tell it was crap if you read the fine print on the label, but if we make them be honest on that label, why not the big label too? Is it dumb to expect some level of trust that the major portion of the label isn't disingenuous when there are otherwise so many rules about food production? I'm not worried about rules to prohibit labeling your box of NaNO3 "Salt" and selling it next to the NaCl and letting Darwin filter out people that skipped chemistry leading to Idiocracy.

    6. Re:I'm so glad by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Almond and soy milk are sold as cow milk? That's outrageous!

      No, wait... almond milk is actually called almond milk, and soy milk gets sold as soy milk. It's not even "milk". It's without fail sold with the qualifier "almond" or "soy".

      And sorry, if people are too stupid to know that you don't squeeze cows and milk almonds, I have very, very little sympathy for them.

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    7. Re:I'm so glad by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm a bit torn. On one hand, yeah, you're 100% correct. On the other hand, stupid, ignorant people die when food labels aren't idiot proof.

      You're not exactly helping your argument...

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    8. Re:I'm so glad by swb · · Score: 1

      I think the biggest risk with allowing too much ambiguity in product naming is that it will be exploited by food marketing to sell lower quality, higher-margin imitation products as the real thing.

      You can even see this now where the product in question basically is the real thing, but is bulked out with lower quality ingredients. The first example I can think of is pesto -- real pesto is basically olive oil and basil, but prepared pesto is often bulked out with fats other than olive oil.

      I see no reason why stricter labeling isn't really to the benefit of consumers since the most likely outcome is exploitation of consumer ignorance for profit.

    9. Re:I'm so glad by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      And every grocery store I've ever been to has it in a big ol' section with huge signs saying "Non-Dairy" all over the place. Hipsters eat that shit up... Meanwhile eggs are still sold in the dairy section. How about the FDA fix that?

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    10. Re:I'm so glad by lgw · · Score: 1

      Your story proves that Darwin will have his cull regardless of labeling. (Also, take any story where someone makes it to the hospital alive, but dies there of an allergy, with a grain of salt - that's quite rare.)

      To me, that's not really the point. I don't want to have to personally investigate the quality of basic foods (high-end stuff marketed as better than normal or specialty, that's different). Having a minimum quality bar before using certain words on a label sounds like simple fraud prevention to me.

      By that light, I don't see the problem here: soy, milk is not being fraudulently sold as dairy milk, or used to stretch dairy milk to reduce cost or anything like that. A regulation requiring the qualifier "soy" prominently displayed? Sure, that makes sense.

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    11. Re: I'm so glad by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so arbitrary. I just say, remove the warning labels of various items and let Darwin be right.

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    12. Re:I'm so glad by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I guess in Europe you actually have to label your stuff based on what's inside, I can find "milk" on every single milk product, actually.

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    13. Re:I'm so glad by loufoque · · Score: 1

      what the hell do you put in guacamole if it doesn't have avocado?

  6. No by DaFallus · · Score: 1, Informative

    If its not from a mammary gland, its not milk. Codex Alimentarius already has a defined standard for milk: "the normal mammary secretion of milking animals obtained from one or more milkings without either addition to it or extraction from it, intended for consumption as liquid milk or for further processing."

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    1. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... without either addition to it or extraction from it, ..."

      Even whole milk most likely has had some fat removed or added to make the end result more stable. This seems to disqualify almost all dairy milk in shops.

    2. Re:No by khb · · Score: 4, Informative

      English is seldom as precise as we programmers would like to make it. "Bread" is defined as "flour, water and yeast" ... but various breads are made without yeast ... and bread is used generically for food (dating back to hebrew/biblical usage), not to mention using the term to describe money.

      Given that the various soy and nut milks have been in use (and named) since the 13th (other sources, 17th) centuries, it seems to me that the horse left this barn a long time ago.

    3. Re:No by crtreece · · Score: 1

      without either addition to it or extraction from it

      So, milk with vitamin d added, buttermilk, skim milk, chocolate milk, cream, half and half, sweetened condensed milk, and powdered milk should all remove milk from their names?

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    4. Re:No by crtreece · · Score: 1

      derp. ob. cream and half and half don't have milk in the name.

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    5. Re:No by Solandri · · Score: 1

      OP is wrong. "Milk" can also refer to the fluid found in the kernels of many grains and nuts as they ripen, like in kernels of corn.

    6. Re:No by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      If its not from a mammary gland, its not milk. Codex Alimentarius already has a defined standard...

      Is this a Warhammer 40k reference? It sounds like one.

    7. Re:No by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

      So once they extract some or all of the fat, it’s no longer milk? It becomes processed milk food instead?
      Or the dictionary says... The white liquid obtained from some plants is also called milk:

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    8. Re:No by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Given that the various soy and nut milks have been in use (and named) since the 13th (other sources, 17th) centuries

      You may want to start with a source rather than other sources. Given that soy milk is a 20th century phenomenon outside of China bout the only thing you could consider it being named back in the 13th century is doujiang. Don't confuse your sources calling it milk when talking about the early origins of it. They are translating the terms into the common names. The term soy milk wasn't seen in any english until a single mention in the 18th century. It was documented only a handful of times mostly by people who visited China, and wasn't actually even mentioned in the context of the west until the turn of the 20th century.

    9. Re:No by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Someone's head is really going to explode when they find out about milk of magnesia.

      Why, it's even not organic!

    10. Re:No by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Good luck making bread out of only flour, water and yeast. I'm not sure if salt is needed for anything other than taste, but the yeast isn't going to do much without some sugar to feed on.

    11. Re:No by loufoque · · Score: 1

      are pasta a kind of bread?

    12. Re:No by mjwx · · Score: 1

      English is seldom as precise as we programmers would like to make it. "Bread" is defined as "flour, water and yeast" ... but various breads are made without yeast ... and bread is used generically for food (dating back to hebrew/biblical usage), not to mention using the term to describe money.

      Given that the various soy and nut milks have been in use (and named) since the 13th (other sources, 17th) centuries, it seems to me that the horse left this barn a long time ago.

      And unleavened bread typically have specific names depending on where it's from. E.G. Tortilla, Matzo, Roti, Damper, Pide. The colloquial English noun for them is flatbread but English speaking countries rarely ate unleavened bread.

      I'm pretty sure few, if any people refer to it as just "bread".

      As for milk, it's been exclusively used for dairy milks for centuries the same as bread has been used (and still is used) to refer to leavened bread. I think calling "soy" milk, milk is deceptive. Same with vegan sausages.

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  7. Coconut juice is not milk and never was by sjbe · · Score: 5, Informative

    The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR. It's a natural thing to do, to extend the use of a word to cover something 'similar'.

    It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate. If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk. Milk is a substance secreted by mammals to feed their young. If it doesn't come from a mammal it isn't milk. If it comes from a plant it is juice. So the accurate term is coconut juice.

    We do it all the time, and in the case of these products which are pitched as cow's mile replacements, there seems even more reason to do so.

    Just because something is a substitute doesn't mean you should call it something different than what it actually is. Margarine is (sometimes) a butter substitute but we don't call it butter. If it is a liquid derived from a plant then it is (generally) supposed to be called juice. Nothing wrong with saying coconut juice or soy juice or almond juice. Just coloring something white doesn't make it milk.

    1. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      While I agree that "we've always done it this way, so we should keep doing it this way" is not an argument, your entire argument seems to be "because 'we've always done it this way, so we should keep doing it this way' is not an argument, we should not keep doing it that way".

    2. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Milk is a substance secreted by mammals to feed their young.

      Patently false, milk is a substance secreted by cows to make my corn flakes not suck

    3. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      milk of magnesia

    4. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The term milk, in the context of food, has been applied to many things other than mammary gland products for a very long time.

      For that matter, the cow milk you buy in the supermarket really isn't raw milk. It's a processed product made from milk. If you set a glass of freshly milked cow milk, right from the udder, in front of the average person and they'll be anything but pleased.

      All of the above, though, is completely pointless because this topic has nothing to do with definitions of what milk is. That's just a convenient pretext.

      It's about pleasing the dairy industry, an institution that is no stranger to government handouts. A monopoly on the word "milk" would just be another one.

    5. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by sjbe · · Score: 2

      says the guy who calls all non-government rockets "SpaceX"

      Who exactly are you referring to. Sure as hell isn't me because I've never said anything of the sort.

    6. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      "juice" doesn't seem more accurate when added water makes soy and almond, umm, beverages liquid

    7. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Whole milk isnt much different from the stuff directly from the udder. Has been boiled to kill bacteria. Fat may have been homogenized. But the biggest difference is that milk from the shop is cold, straight from the udder it is warm.

    8. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's a list of things you should fight next:
      Peanut butter
      Almond butter
      Cocoa butter
      Cream of Wheat
      Grape Nuts
      Milk of Magnesia

      Good luck with that!

    9. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      Language is an example of when "we've always done it this way, so we should keep doing it this way" holds weight though. Of the words have always been used a way, I don't see how anyone can make an argument that that's not what they mean. Obviously one needs to allow for linguistic shift, but certainky if a word has been used in a way for decades it doesn't make sense to by dictate change its meaning.

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    10. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by The+Relentless · · Score: 1

      I think we should just call it "Nut Juice." This will also work for Almond Milk.

    11. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by quenda · · Score: 1

      If it doesn't come from a mammal it isn't milk.

      You might want to be more specific. Bull's milk?

    12. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by haruchai · · Score: 1

      > Milk is a substance secreted by mammals to feed their young.

      Patently false, milk is a substance secreted by cows to make my corn flakes not suck

      I've been told that beer or orange juice on corn flakes is pretty good but lemonade & grapefruit juice are awful

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    13. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Hasn't pigeon milk always been called milk? Then there are the ants that farm and milk aphids.

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    14. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      I think a bigger issue than this pedantry is whether or not it will cause confusion among consumers.

      Would a reasonable consumer see "coconut milk" or "soy milk" and conclude that it came from an animal? As long as the label is not designed in such a way as to obscure the "coconut" or to show pictures of cows and it is clearly labeled "coconut" or "soy" in the same size and style font as "milk" I don't see a problem.

      I learned my lesson years ago one morning when with eyes still bleary I bought something that said "100%" and "JUICE" on it in big letters. I opened it and took a big swig and nearly spit it out. In much smaller letters next to juice it said "drink". In much smaller letters next to 100% it said something like "Vitamin C" or "Recommended Daily Allowance". Somewhere on the back of the can in a much smaller font with poorly contrasting colors it said "10% Juice".

      The label was 100% accurate, but 100% designed to mislead consumers.

    15. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's how language works though. Words mean what they mean precisely because that's how everybody uses them. Imagine how much chaos there would be if you decided that "and" suddenly meant "not" and "not" suddenly meant "ice cream."

      While there are some differences in language, the reality is that common words don't vary that much from dialect to dialect because they don't change suddenly and unpredictably. They're also common enough that they show up in the mass media and are routinely used.

      It's the right thing to do because it's the right thing to do. Language is purely a construct invented by humans. If we don't permit things to mean what they mean because that's what they mean, then language completely collapses as nothing would mean anything at all.

      Coincidentally, this is why trying to redefine words by force rarely works out well. It takes decades and only works if enough people buy into it to overcome the inertia of the previous word.

      The time to have addressed the use of the word "milk" to mean things that aren't dairy milk would have been in the past. But, even if we restrict it to being dairy milk, then what about the other forms of milk? Breast milk, goat milk, sheep milk or mouse milk? Those are also milk.

    16. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      Someone mod this guy up.

    17. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by omnichad · · Score: 1

      So why don't we call margarine juice?

      There are plenty of names that don't correspond to correct phylogeny or botany. We call a tomato a vegetable when it comes to nutrition because the botanical facts aren't relevant.

    18. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by rgmoore · · Score: 5, Informative

      Real milk is over 8% fat.

      [[Citation Needed]]. A quick check of the best references I have available says the typical level for cow's milk is 4%. It varies by breed, but even the richest breeds, like Jersey, have just a bit above 5%. 8% is what you'd expect from something like water buffalo milk, which is the richest of any of the animals humans regularly use as a milk source.

      That's not to say that "whole" milk is whole. As I understand it, typical milk processing involves separating the fat from the rest of the milk and then recombining it at specified levels to create a standardized product. So "whole" milk will always be 4% fat, even if it comes from a breed that naturally produces more fat than that; the rest of the fat is removed for products like cream and butter.

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    19. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Luthair · · Score: 1

      It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate. If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk. Milk is a substance secreted by mammals to feed their young. If it doesn't come from a mammal it isn't milk. If it comes from a plant it is juice. So the accurate term is coconut juice.

      I'd say you've been drinking the dairy lobbies koolaid....er milk. The dictionary definition of milk considers a much wider usage.

    20. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by laie_techie · · Score: 1, Informative

      Whatever you are doing is horrible. Rapeseed is really bad for you.

      Canola is genetically modified rapeseed. Natural rapeseed causes respiration problems for some people. The Canola modifications are supposed to get rid of that.

    21. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by larryjoe · · Score: 1

      The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR. It's a natural thing to do, to extend the use of a word to cover something 'similar'.

      It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate. If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk. Milk is a substance secreted by mammals to feed their young. If it doesn't come from a mammal it isn't milk. If it comes from a plant it is juice. So the accurate term is coconut juice.

      Whose definition? Most English dictionaries will list as explicit definitions both mammary secretions as well as similar secretions from plants and other sources. In fact, most non-English dictionaries also define white plant liquids as milk. Both direct mammary secretions and similar liquids are clearly definitions. Of course, some people may choose to exclude one of the dictionary entries, e.g., cow milk producers, but this is as silly as raw milk producers claiming that pasteurized or skim milk isn't milk at all because those products clearly aren't directly secreted by cows.

    22. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by AlanObject · · Score: 1

      but this is as silly as raw milk producers claiming that pasteurized or skim milk isn't milk at all because those products clearly aren't directly secreted by cows.

      I am on the consumer side of raw milk, not a producer. But I don't consider the milk you buy in supermarkets and the raw milk I have to go to considerably more trouble to get to be the same product. Judging by what correspondence I see most people who buy raw milk feel the same way. They aren't the same product.

      That said I don't see anybody saying that the supermarket product is mislabeled. It is "pasteurized, homogenized milk" which is a fair description and commonly understood. Coconut milk, Soy milk, Raw milk and plain milk are all different things.

    23. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      So what about milk weed? Does it get the shaft too?

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    24. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about that. I'm thinking, did this guy just pour through your comments looking for fodder or was he just offended so much at one of your comments on a particular day that he referenced your name never to forget.

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    25. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      http://www.dictionary.com/brow...

      noun

          1. an opaque white or bluish-white liquid secreted by the mammary glands of female mammals, serving for the nourishment of their young.
          2. this liquid as secreted by cows, goats, or certain other animals and used by humans for food or as a source of butter, cheeses, yogurt, etc.
          3. any liquid resembling this, as the liquid within a coconut, the juice or sap of certain plants, or various pharmaceutical preparations.

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    26. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      You are correct. The dairy industry cannot sustain itself naturally.

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    27. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Mod up. The use of the word "whole" is very confusing to customers.

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    28. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Pour what through them? Gravy?

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    29. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate. If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk.

      The English language disagrees with you since at least the 14th century. OED has it listed as being a noun for plant based secretions, "A milky juice or latex present in the stems or other parts of various plants, which exudes when the plant is cut...", since ~1398.

    30. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by BlackOverflow · · Score: 1

      This!!

    31. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Canola is genetically modified rapeseed.

      It's not genetically modified, it's just a cultivar of rapeseed that is naturally low in erucic acid.
      Canada selected for it, they didn't "modify" it.
      Then they gave it a different name (CAN[adian] O[il] L[ow] A[cid]), probably for sales reasons.

      There is a GM variant of Canola oil, but that's the evil, rapist, version made by Monsanto.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canola_oil

    32. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by CanHasDIY · · Score: 3

      Thank you for

      A) Distinguishing between selective breeding and genetic modification, because those are two totally different things that are often conflated, and for

      B) Teaching me that "Canola" is actually an acronym, Never knew that before today.

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    33. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Margarine is (sometimes) a butter substitute

      Margarine is a trash product.

      Thankfully, most people have woken up to that for most things. However, people still seem to use it as a go-to shortening. It's the "secret" to flaky pie crusts.
      Stop. Butter is a superior shortening. You just have to keep it cold while working it. Alternatively, use lard, which is more healthful than butter and easier to work with without it melting on you.

    34. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by dcw3 · · Score: 2

      Exactly what I came here to reply with. That product has been around for decades, and suddenly the FDA has an issue? Sounds to me like some dairy lobbyists have succeeded in pushing their agenda.

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    35. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by sexconker · · Score: 1

      That's how language works though. Words mean what they mean precisely because that's how everybody uses them. Imagine how much chaos there would be if you decided that "and" suddenly meant "not" and "not" suddenly meant "ice cream."

      Words mean what they mean precisely because they have a defined meaning.
      Imagine how much chaos there would be if people starting using "flammable" like fucking retards instead of the correct "inflammable".
      Why, you'd get people who thought "inflammable" meant the opposite of "flammable".
      Then you'd have to introduce "non-flammable" to further muddy the waters.

      Are you a supporter of "literally" meaning anything but "literally"?
      Are you one of those no-talent ass clowns who thinks a kilobyte should be 1000 bytes? Do you not see the confusion that can arise by introducing a new term in an attempt to invalidate the previous term? In a KiB world, does a reference to KB mean 1000 or 1024 B? Did the person writing "KB" know of and adopt KiB? If it's written, how could you ask to find out? Would you have to look at the publication date and cross reference it against the popularity of KiB over time?

      The solution to all of this is to stop being fucking wrong. 1 KB = 1024 B. Inflammable and non-inflammable are the correct terms. Almond "milk" is not milk.

      Language changes. But not all change is good. Much of it is destructive. We can't let people willy-nilly fuck around unless you want to live in Idiocracy. About the only thing that movie missed was emojis.

      But hell - they don't even teach English spelling and grammar in US public schools anymore. So fuck it! I literally could care less at this point.

    36. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Yup, Canola oil is the best plant-based oil you can readily get. One of the few things the Canadians got right.

    37. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Male mammals can lactate. Happens to a lot of guys when their wives are pregnant.

    38. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Moochman · · Score: 1

      It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate.

      Proving the point. "Just because "milk" has always been used to describe mammal excretion doesn't make it accurate to claim that's the only use of the word.

      If it doesn't come from a mammal it isn't milk. If it comes from a plant it is juice. So the accurate term is coconut juice.

      So if you say the word can't be used a certain way, that's a fact? What about 30+ years of using the terms "coconut milk" and "soy milk"? Was everyone who ever uttered these terms just "wrong"?

      If anything coconut milk is more like nectar, if you want to go the route of plant drinks that are already called something other than milk. As for nut milk, there's not really a precedent, and "strained puree with water" just doesn't have much of a ring to it. As mentioned, coconut milk and soy milk are already well-established terms.

      For lack of a better option, then, and due considering the not-so-short historical usage, " milk" seems like it's the de facto winner.

    39. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like some dairy lobbyists have succeeded in pushing their agenda.

      Also, Wisconsin is a swing state with plenty of dairy famers.

    40. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      water buffalo milk, which is the richest of any of the animals humans regularly use as a milk source.

      Reindeer milk is over 40% fat.

    41. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      Good catch, though the source I found said their milk was "only" 22% fat. It's still a lot higher even than water buffalo.

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    42. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      The solution to all of this is to stop being fucking wrong. 1 KB = 1024 B. But hell - they don't even teach English spelling and grammar in US public schools.

      1KB = 1000 bytes.
      1KiB = 1024 bytes.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Stop being fucking wrong.

    43. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by dasunt · · Score: 1

      It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate. If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk. Milk is a substance secreted by mammals to feed their young. If it doesn't come from a mammal it isn't milk. If it comes from a plant it is juice. So the accurate term is coconut juice.

      "Milk" has literally been used to describe various fluids from path for so long that Slashdot's lack of unicode support does properly quote the soure.

      But it looks like (with some letter substitution): "With weartan genim thysse ylcan wyrte meolc & clufthungan wos, do to thaere weartan."

      If you can't read that, it's because it's Old English.

      IMO, if it's been a usage for a thousand years, I think we're fine continuing that usage.

    44. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Indiana+Joe · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I came here to reply with. That product has been around for decades, and suddenly the FDA has an issue? Sounds to me like some dairy lobbyists have succeeded in pushing their agenda.

      Not decades - centuries. Almond milk was commonly used in place of dairy when fasting during medieval times.

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    45. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by rajkiran_g · · Score: 1

      Margarine is (sometimes) a butter substitute but we don't call it butter.

      What about peanut butter?

    46. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Eloking · · Score: 1

      Good catch, though the source I found said their milk was "only" 22% fat. It's still a lot higher even than water buffalo.

      22% fat in Reindeer milk?

      Pfft, amateur! Hooded Seal got over 60% fat in their milk so their pup can gain a whooping 7 kg a DAY. It allow the parents to kick their kid out of the house after only 4 days (shortest lactation period of any mammal).

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    47. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      Seals man have even richer milk than reindeer, but I've never heard of anyone keeping them as dairy animals.

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    48. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by volmtech · · Score: 1

      So no more apple butter?

    49. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Graysccale · · Score: 1

      I think we've milked this topic for all its worth...

    50. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by pots · · Score: 1

      If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk.

      Whenever someone makes a "by definition" argument, I open up a dictionary. Those people are usually wrong. There are a lot of new products calling themselves milk, but soy milk and coconut milk have been around for a long time (hundreds of years, if not longer) and are well established by those names. More than long enough to get a spot in the dictionary anyway.

      While I was at it, I looked up juice. Soy and coconut would certainly qualify, but the definitions for juice are extremely broad. Cow milk could also be called juice, by that definition.

  8. WHO picked THAT name?!!! by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny

    oh man, you DO NOT want to know were malk comes from

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    1. Re:WHO picked THAT name?!!! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Himalyan salt is an ingredient. So for a product being marketed to yuppy vegans hipsters, do they know that they're bulldozing parts of a mountain range to get a product identical to evaporated sea salt?

  9. Experts have already talked about this... by Faw · · Score: 1
  10. Melk by rhadc · · Score: 1

    Non-dairy milk alternatives have an easy solution. Adopt the midwest's pronunciation and just call it "melk". Easy enough, right?

    1. Re:Melk by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      That is not an "easy solution."

      Companies sink very significant amounts of money into brand names, and those names can be very valuable.

      Tell Disney they can "easily" change their name to "Desney."

      Remember the "Mike Rowe Soft" debacle? Why couldn't Microsoft just "easily" change their name to avoid confusion?

      The term "soy milk" has been used for over a century. Significant amounts of money have been spent on packaging and branding.
         

    2. Re:Melk by rhadc · · Score: 1

      Milk was milk before companies turned it into a brand. But you're right that trademarks are a serious and expensive game.

      Still, wouldn't it be more enjoyable to watch Milk vs Melk play out in the news? What about "Mlikish" as a fallback for when Melk doesn't work? Mlikish is clearly not Milk, as is made perfectly clear by the ISH.

      I personally prefer our melky, milkish options over what comes out of the cow.

      And to Anonymous Coward, my apologies. *Upper Midwest*!

  11. Soon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "And, you know, an almond doesn't lactate, I will confess."

    With CRISPR, I'm sure that will change soon enough...

  12. It depends by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    Is there nondairy milk-alternative product in my pasteurized process cheese food?

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    1. Re:It depends by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Good point. I'd rather they spent their effort mandating that plastic wrapped slices of flavorless rubber not be called cheese than picking on the centuries old conventional naming for the creamy juice extracted from nuts and beans.

  13. Milking it by Translation+Error · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Oh, I wonder if this is Beth Mole article?
    • The U.S. Food and Drug Administration seems to have soured
    • putting the squeeze on product makers
    • time to get abreast of the labeling language
    • to help skim the fat from the market
    • will soon tap the public for comments
    • and hopes to wring out a new policy within a year

    Why, yes, yes it is.

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    1. Re:Milking it by omnichad · · Score: 2

      The U.S. Food and Drug Administration seems to have soured
      putting the squeeze on product makers
      time to get abreast of the labeling language
      to help skim the fat from the market
      will soon tap the public for comments
      and hopes to wring out a new policy within a year

      Burma Shave

  14. milk gets used in different contexts as well by lazlo · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'd be a little terrified to meet the mammal that secretes milk glass. Fortunately, the FDA probably won't come after that one, as if you're eating milk glass, you have other more serious problems that need immediate attention.

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  15. Could pureed clams be called "Milk" by EnOne · · Score: 1

    There needs to be a definition. Something simple like Mammal Mammary Sweat = Milk, Squeezed/Pulped Plant = Juice

    I think calling all white liquids that can be swallowed as milk, problematic

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    1. Re:Could pureed clams be called "Milk" by samwichse · · Score: 1

      "I think calling all white liquids that can be swallowed as milk, problematic"

      I'll just leave this right here.

  16. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity: What name should we instead give to peanutbutter?

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  17. A better description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it doesn't have pus, steroids, and anti-biotics in it, it's not milk.

  18. Unintended consequences by Revek · · Score: 2

    Will they have to change the name of milk of magnesia?

  19. Re:Betteridge's Law by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    (I commented on this six years ago, yet people like you are still yelping "Betteridge's!" at every question-phrased headline without getting it:-)

    "No, [Betteridge's law doesn't apply here]. This is an actual, legitimate question.

    As I correctly predicted [earlier that same year], lots of Slashdotters have seized upon Betteridge as the latest fad kneejerk response, and are misapplying it without understanding what it means. In his own words, Betteridge's Law applies to cases where journalists "know the story is probably bollocks, and don’t actually have the sources and facts to back it up, but still want to run it."

    For example, without the evidence to back it up, a headline saying "Tomato ketchup caused AIDS that led to exitinction of dinosaurs" would be obvious crap and lead to criticism of the paper and/or journalist. OTOH, "Did Tomato ketchup cause AIDS that led to the extinction of the dinosaurs?" gives them the weasellish get-out of "Well, we didn't actually *claim* that it did".

    Even then, if a question headline was a genuine attempt to present a plausibly-supported but not universally-accepted idea (possibly because it was new and/or divisive), then Betteridge's wouldn't apply.

    In short, Betteridge's original observation was insightful where he claimed it applied, but it was never a blanket dismissal of question headlines, so please stop the tedious, kneejerk misapplication."

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  20. malk Now With Vitamin R! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    malk Now With Vitamin R!

  21. sick by Hubajube · · Score: 2

    This whole thing makes me sick. I'm going to need to take some white juice of magnesia.

  22. Re:Almond Milk by JustOK · · Score: 1

    Oozy Nut Guts

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  23. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Insightful

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  24. Re:Waste of time by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not really. Food classification has a lot of ramifications on how it is treated in terms of regulations, taxation, global trade...

    Such as the 1890 Nix v. Hedden case where a Tomato should be considered a vegetable. Its trading status of a vegetable meant it could be shipped for less, because it was considered a more essential food for trade, vs fruit which is considered more for dessert type foods.

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  25. better-than-milk by gti_guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they can't call it milk, they should call it "better-than-milk". That should keep the dairy folks happy.

    1. Re:better-than-milk by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Right, because they couldn't call it "butter" they thought they'd call it "country crock". I guess that's truth in advertising.

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    2. Re:better-than-milk by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      So... the same way we have:

      butter -> margarine -> (buttery) spread

      cheese -> cheese food -> cheesy-flavor

      chocolate -> chocolatey

      we could have:

      milk -> milky drink/beverage

      As an example of how tangled the food industry's nomenclature can be, let's use "American Cheese" as an example. By literal legal definition of "cheese", NO product considered to be "American Cheese" can actually BE "real cheese", because "American Cheese" is -- by definition -- a blend of two or more cheeses or cheese-foods. At best, it's legally "processed cheese" (if it's a combination of two or more "real" cheeses"). Most of the time, it's merely "cheese food".

      That doesn't necessarily mean it's BAD... if you want an edible cheese-flavored substance that melts easily in a microwave and remains a gooey, viscous, coherent emulsified liquid at room temperature to pour over nachos, actual cheese doesn't work very well... it's too runny when it's melted, too easy to scorch, makes the chips soggy, and quickly re-solidifies as it cools. It's kind of like the reason why movie theaters use butter-flavored oil instead of melted butter on popcorn... real butter makes popcorn soggy... oil-flavored butter keeps the popcorn light, fluffy, and tender (and imparts more-intense buttery taste than butter itself possibly could, even if you skipped the popcorn and drank straight-up melted butter).

    3. Re:better-than-milk by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      How about the "Real Mayo" crap that is not made of mayo. Don't forget that one.

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  26. Re:GTF. by JustOK · · Score: 2

    Platypus Milk

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  27. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    Underground legume paste.

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  28. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Faw · · Score: 1

    Obviously peanut paste. Now what do we do with toothpaste?

  29. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Greystripe · · Score: 1

    Peanutbutter, it is not peanut butter.

  30. Milky Way Bar by Framboise · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Milky Way is a millenium old trickery to confuse people about the nature of our Galaxy. This should be stopped! Not only Mars Inc., but astronomers have more recently abused common sense with their Milky Way Bar...

  31. News for nerds, stuff that matters? by thebryce · · Score: 1

    kind of pushing the edge of what makes a story 'round here.

  32. Milk of Magnesia is a trademark in some places by tepples · · Score: 2

    In some countries, Bayer still owns trademarks on "Aspirin" and "Milk of Magnesia". In these countries, the generic name for liquid magnesium hydroxide suspension is "cream of magnesia".

    1. Re:Milk of Magnesia is a trademark in some places by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Which really just aids the point of almond/coconut/soy milk manufacturers...
      "Cream is a dairy product composed of the higher-butterfat layer skimmed from the top of milk before homogenization."
      It's also an adjective: creamy.
      And it's also used as a generic name for anything that resembles itself: hand cream, face cream, cream of wheat.

      It seems perfectly analogous to milk, which is also a dairy product that's an adjective (milky) and used as a generic name for anything that resembles itself.

      Are they going to fight that one next? How about butter... buttery, peanut butter, almond butter, shea butter, body butter? They fighting that one too?
      Sam

  33. Re:Almond Milk by vtcodger · · Score: 1

    This is a truly stupid argument, but if we truly HAVE to pacify a bunch of sociopathic pedants, how about we define something called an NDMS (Non-Dairy Milk Substitute)? Will THAT make these flakes happy?

    Would I put soy-NDMS or almond-NDMS in my coffee? Sure. Occasionally anyway.

    If so, we can move on to what to do about Milk of Magnesia.

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  34. Re:Maybe Milk substitute? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    They have flavored Seltzer Water that we don't call pop. They are technical beers and wines called hard drinks,
    If it is from a cow it is called dairy.

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  35. Nobody is conflating peanut butter for real butter by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Out of curiosity: What name should we instead give to peanutbutter?

    I don't see that as a problem since nobody is trying to pretend that peanut butter is somehow a substitute for actual butter. People try all the time to pretend that soy milk and cow's milk are interchangeable when they really aren't.

  36. Be consistent by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
    If you can't extend a word's original meaning, I have a few other suggestions on such words:
    • Bandwidth (it has to do with frequencies, not bit rates)
    • Hoverboard (only use it for things that actually hover)
    • Android (it's a kind of robot, so it would be nice if phone companies didn't sue robot companies over it)

    Also, the word "blog" should not be used for non-diary products.

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    1. Re:Be consistent by lgw · · Score: 1

      Bandwidth (it has to do with frequencies, not bit rates)

      Well, Bandwidth imposes a maximum bit rate, so it's reasonable.

      Hoverboard (only use it for things that actually hover)

      If you have to balance on it the way you would a floating board, it's just a low-tech hoverboard, But of course most of them weren't like that.

      Android (it's a kind of robot, so it would be nice if phone companies didn't sue robot companies over it)

      It's very silly, but the trademark should be limited to phones anyway.

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  37. Acid Test by JBMcB · · Score: 5, Informative

    The problem is language is fluid. It's been called coconut milk for centuries. Changing it to coconut juice would be more confusing than leaving it alone.

    I think the important thing here is the modifier. As long as you are calling it "Almond Milk" or "Soy Milk" it would be pretty obvious to the average consumer that it isn't dairy milk, especially as the already common term "Coconut Milk" is in use.

    Doing this is common in many languages. German is famous for mashing existing words together to make new ones.

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    1. Re:Acid Test by inflex · · Score: 1

      Yes, had this very same argument with some locals. Farmers/Beef-industry/diary ... getting all upset about this topic, meanwhile the megacorp supermarkets drive them to the wall at the gate with the absurdly low payouts for their produce. Not like changing the definition / criterion is going to suddenly improve their profit margins, if anything this will just alienate more people.

    2. Re:Acid Test by eepok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree that "language is fluid" because while it's kinda true in a very specific way, it really, really isn't true in most other considerations. Changes to language happen, but it doesn't mean they should be adopted into permanence. In fact, here are a bunch of words that have been invented or whose definitions are in flux because some people want to control others:

      Mansplaining: Defined as the the condescending explanation of a concept from a man/male to a woman/female. This word was intentionally created to shame men from taking authoritative and informed positions when women are near regardless of the intent of the of the men. A term for this type of condescension already exists (patronizing), but it's traditionally used gender-neutrally and thus isn't easily weaponized.

      Racism: Defined in the belief of racial inferiority/superiority between any combination of races, this word has been recently been permuted in popular subcultures to refer to any action that affect any person/situation where race is a characteristic regardless if race is a factor. As a result, people guilty of previously minor infringements of common ethic are frequently accused of heinous racism... and then turn around and see anti-racism movements as extremists thereby increasing their probably of adopting genuinely racist beliefs.

      Milk: Milk is defined as mammalian lactation and the basis for supporting infant life. It's full of fats and nutrients. Soy and almond producers like to call their product derivations "milk" because it deceptively associates these non-animal products with similar nutrition and chemical function.

      Fake News: Originally based exemplified by satirical news organizations like The Onion, "fake news" was used to described news reports that were intentionally created to temporarily deceive. Consider it akin to fake fruit on a table. The apple would look tasty until you took a closer look. It was never intended to actually be consumed as part of a diet. Today, the term "fake news" no longer means "satire", but instead alludes to media lies and political propaganda.

      These are all fairly significant changes in vocabulary and those changes (fluid language) are still in flux. We don't know how permanent the changes are, but we do not have to accept the changes just because they have occurred (non-fluid language). The use of "milk" in a more scientific manner is one example of re-centering language for the sake of clarity.

    3. Re:Acid Test by Falconnan · · Score: 1

      If you doubt language is fluid, I invite you to consider the following:

      Queer was once a word for odd or strange. Then it became a slur toward non-heterosexuals. Now it's something the once slurred community has taken ownership of.

      Read Shakespeare and apply modern meanings to the words. Lots of things will break, or tragedies will gain comedic value.

      The meaning of "knowing" someone has definitely changed since the King James Bible. How many people do you "know"?

      Bad. Yes, the word bad. Which still means bad, but under the correct circumstances can be good. For instance, "bad ass", which actually can also mean two things.

      This is the reality. It causes the legal system lots of problems, frankly, because it's hard to legislate a natural cognitive process. Also, it's hard to legislate around a natural cognitive process.

    4. Re:Acid Test by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Agreed. They are on a witch hunt.

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    5. Re:Acid Test by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Arguing over the terminology of particular foods does seem very much like a #FirstWorldProblem

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    6. Re:Acid Test by sexconker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Queer was once a word for odd or strange. Then it became a slur toward non-heterosexuals. Now it's something the once slurred community has taken ownership of.

      It still means odd or strange. That's why it was used as a description for homosexuals.

      Read Shakespeare and apply modern meanings to the words. Lots of things will break, or tragedies will gain comedic value.

      Uh, many of them were intentionally written that way. Hell, Shakespeare created many words in order to get a lot of sex jokes in.

      The meaning of "knowing" someone has definitely changed since the King James Bible. How many people do you "know"?

      No, the meaning of knowing someone hasn't changed. The Bible's "knowing" of someone referred to carnal knowledge. The word didn't mean something different back when that version of the Bible was written, the Bible merely euphemized fucking.

      Bad. Yes, the word bad. Which still means bad, but under the correct circumstances can be good. For instance, "bad ass", which actually can also mean two things.

      No, bad still means bad. Even in Michael Jackson's song/video, it meant bad. It's use as a positive adjective doesn't come from a negation of the meaning of "bad", but from the perspective of people seeing things that are morally bad as positive. A bad knee is a bad knee, and that's good to no one. A bad dude is a bad dude to all, but to other bad dudes that's a good thing.

      This is the reality. It causes the legal system lots of problems, frankly, because it's hard to legislate a natural cognitive process. Also, it's hard to legislate around a natural cognitive process.

      It's not a natural cognitive process, however. You have to learn these specific words and how to use them. And we've been dealing with how people use words for a long time. If you say something and you use the wrong words, you're incorrect or lying. We're not asking if a hot dog is a sandwich or not, we're asking if non-milk things can be called milk.

    7. Re:Acid Test by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Changing it to coconut juice would be more confusing than leaving it alone.

      Jo dawg, we're in the age of the internet which begs the question: if we can change the meaning of entire phrases without confusing anyone except a few language Nazis who fail to realise that language is fluid, why would you consider it confusing to change? Just change the word, let people adopt it slowly and we can all be gay.

    8. Re:Acid Test by drsquare · · Score: 1

      That's not true, almond milk has been called almond milk for a long time, it wasn't invented by marketers. 'Milk' refers to the white liquids obtained from plants.

    9. Re:Acid Test by Falconnan · · Score: 2

      I never claimed that words lost their old meanings. To be clear, they've mostly gained new ones which have displaced their old meanings in regular use. Languages evolve, both grammatically and in word meaning. Most words start as either slang or loan words. Further, you're confusing vocabulary (symbols chosen for ideas) with language (the use of symbols to represent thought). Symbols get re-purposed.

      We have new words for new things, but we also have old words for new things. Which type of mouse you reference is determined contextually. Further, to "know" someone indeed was used in isolation. It came from the notion of carnal knowledge, but had an alternate contextual meaning. See definition 7 at http://www.dictionary.com/brow.... Also listed as such in older printed dictionaries.

      Look up Old English. It's mostly unrecognizable (though fascinating). Alternatively, you can refer to https://ideas.ted.com/20-words.... But note I work with a professional linguist. As she so elegantly pointed out, "If languages never changed, we'd only have one in all the world."

  38. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

    Obviously tooth goo.

  39. Re:Maybe Milk substitute? by bobbied · · Score: 1

    That's utterly impossible you know...

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  40. Re:Milk of Magnesia by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

    The fact that the dictionary itself can’t even define the non-dairy definition of “milk” without referring to actual milk should tell you something about what the word inherently means. Here’s DuckDuckGo’s suggested definition:

    A liquid, such as coconut milk, milkweed sap, plant latex, or various medical emulsions, that is similar to milk in appearance.

    But you see the same thing happening in other dictionaries as well, nearly all of which define “milk” in terms of its resemblance to actual milk:
    https://www.merriam-webster.co...
    https://www.thefreedictionary....
    https://medical-dictionary.the...

  41. Peanut butter by zmooc · · Score: 1

    If you English speaking people can call peanut paste "peanut butter" then I don't see why you couldn't call stuff that resembles milk "milk" ;-)

    (Note in Dutch we call it peanut cheese :p)

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    1. Re: Peanut Butter by dingleberrie · · Score: 1

      I want to know if they’re also going after peanut butter, which may be something spread on bread but isn’t a substitute for dairy butter in any other application...

      But the meat is the part of the nut that you eat,
      and peanuts aren't nuts, but they are if you cheat,
      so if butter's from milk, and milk is from meat,
      then peanuts can't not make that milkless milk treat.

    2. Re: Peanut Butter by dingleberrie · · Score: 1

      ...it's sort of a double negative.

  42. Re: Soyboys by reanjr · · Score: 1

    But enough talk! Have at you!

  43. Re:Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What makes a man? Is it the power in his hands? Is it his quest for glory? Give it all you got, to fight to the top, so we can know your story.

  44. Don't overcomplicate things by sjbe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While I agree that "we've always done it this way, so we should keep doing it this way" is not an argument,

    Correct.

    your entire argument seems to be "because 'we've always done it this way, so we should keep doing it this way' is not an argument, we should not keep doing it that way".

    You got yourself twisted up in your knickers there trying to pretend you are smart. We already have a perfectly adequate word for consumable liquids derived from plants. We call it juice. Marketing people keep trying to pretend that plant juice somehow becomes milk if it happens to be (or is made to be) white. If it didn't come from a mammal then it by definition is not milk and no amount of marketing BS will make it so. Call products what they are and life is a lot simpler.

    1. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > They're thick. They have body.

      Clearly you have NEVER actually drunk "Soy Milk". Soy Milk (and friends) are NOTHING like dairy milk either in terms of taste, texture, or molecular gastronomy.

      Soy Milk is somewhat vaguely like skim milk. Except skim milk doesn't really fit your description of dairy milk very well at all.

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    2. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Still...this just seems like the trickle of offense has become so slow as to send the regulators for something to do.

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    3. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by sarren1901 · · Score: 1

      There is no dairy in "almond milk". Look at the label. The first ingredient is filtered water. So therefore, it is not almond flavored milk. It's actually almond flavored water.

      Furthermore, if you really want to get good nutritional values from almonds, you would need a whole lot more then what you get out of that container. It uses a very small amount of actual almonds. Better off just eating a handful out of a jar.

      Chocolate and strawberry milk are actually milk with powder mixes added for flavor. Along with lots of sugar. It's actually milk. Almond juice is not milk. Words have meaning for a reason.

    4. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by BlackOverflow · · Score: 1

      What about Milk of Magnesia?!

    5. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      In many recipes, almond milk is just that. Blanch and slice, add milk overnight, strain and use the almond milk as a base for breads, cakes, porridge, and marinades etc.

      This strange beast that is soy milk (which only cursorily resembled milk anyway, who would add milk that curdles instantly to coffee if they had the choice? ewww) is the afterbirth of a deceitful marketing practice meant to dispose of questionable industrial byproducts anyway.

    6. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by orgelspieler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Almond milk is no more juice than it is milk. It doesn't come from a fruit, and it's not pressed out of a plant as a liquid. It is a white mixture of protein and fat suspended in a liquid, and in that regard is much more like milk than juice. Just because the marketing department came up with a sensible thing to call a product, doesn't mean they are conniving to deceive anybody.

      Next thing you know, people will be all pissed off because peanut butter isn't really butter. When it comes to names we have given things, "we have always done it that way" is a perfectly cromulent argument. If everybody knows what almond milk is, then changing the name to something else will cause more confusion, not less.

    7. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      Doe that counter the constipation effects that you get from milk of the poppy?

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    8. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by drsquare · · Score: 1

      "Coconut milk" was not invented by marketing people. It's the English language. You have no idea what the definition of milk is.

    9. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Coconut dream is a lot like actual milk. But I don't think they call it coconut milk, because that's what we call coconut water for some reason. (It's nothing whatsoever like milk, though it is slightly milky.) Lots of people just call it coconut water.

      Of course, if you blend it with coconut meat (which is not meat) then you get coconut cream (which is not cream) which lots of people call coconut milk. Ahh, the confusion.

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    10. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Try shaking the soy milk container to aerate the liquid before adding it to your coffee. I found that to avoid the problem with certain soy milk brands that would curdle in coffee; not all do BTW.

    11. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      My guess is that the meat and dairy industry lobbies are pushing this because they worry that soy, almond, hemp, etc. milk is (or will be) cutting into their profits.

      I include the meat industry because they benefit from all of the male calves - "veal" - that are sent their way as a result of having to repeatedly impregnate dairy cows to keep their milk production going. The slaughterhouses get "non-producing" or "poorly producing" dairy cows as well and, ultimately, just about every dairy cow "retires" by being killed to turn her flesh into meat.

    12. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      But juice is squeezed from a fruit. Nut water is just ground up nuts mixed in water. There is no juice to get out of the nut that way.

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  45. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by tsqr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unless it comes from the mammary gland of a mammal then by definition it is not milk.

    Actually, the definition of "milk" includes any liquid resembling the opaque white liquid secreted by mammary glands of female mammals. When you claim that something is so "by definition", maybe you should look it up, just to be sure.

  46. Re:Soyboys by KIFulgore · · Score: 1

    What is a man?

    What is a man? Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the cost? Isn’t that that makes a man?

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  47. Why not? by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    What other verb is so descriptive of providing something of not much value apart from fad hype to consumers at a premium price?

    Oh wait, you are referring to the suspension of fat particles in water. Never mind...

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    1. Re:Why not? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      What other verb...

      What's the first verb that you're talking about?

    2. Re:Why not? by lgw · · Score: 1

      He's implying that soy milk is a perfectly descriptive name because its purpose is to milk the wallets of soyboys. Seems reasonable to me.

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    3. Re:Why not? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Ah, gotcha. For whatever reason, that usage of "milk" as a verb didn't cross my mind. In my defense, it was before noon.

  48. By Definition? by Comboman · · Score: 5, Informative

    If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk.

    By Definition? The number two definition of milk from Websters is "a liquid resembling milk in appearance: such as a) the latex of a plant b) the contents of an unripe kernel of grain."

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    1. Re:By Definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So white paint is milk? Who knew? The 2nd definition is not valid because they use the term to define the term. Webster's should know better.

    2. Re:By Definition? by sexconker · · Score: 2

      If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk.

      By Definition? The number two definition of milk from Websters is "a liquid resembling milk in appearance: such as a) the latex of a plant b) the contents of an unripe kernel of grain."

      What kind of balderdash shit is this?

      Noun:
      1: A thing that is the thing.
      2: A thing that is not the thing, but looks like the thing.

      I guess counterfeit money is money!

    3. Re:By Definition? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      By Definition? The number two definition of milk from Websters

      By definition dictionaries define words the way they are commonly used, not the way they are supposed to be used. That's why we have specific books for specific fields of practice including law and sciences that define terms without those pesky ever changing dictionaries.

    4. Re:By Definition? by Tyrannosaur · · Score: 1

      I guess counterfeit money is money!

      Um, yeah. We call Monopoly money "money", and it *is* money, in the context of playing Monopoly.

      Everyone also knows coconuts and almonds don't lactate, and yet nobody thinks selling coconut milk or almond milk is deceptive, because they *are* milk in the context of "a whiteish fatty liquid I want to drink"

    5. Re:By Definition? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      When they stop they'll still be money because they'll look like money (the former seashells used as money).

    6. Re:By Definition? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      That's something functioning the same way.
      The shitty definition I was bitching about involves things that are not X being declared X because they merely look like X.

    7. Re:By Definition? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Monopoly money is money because it functions as money in the game.
      It is not money because it LOOKS LIKE money.
      The shitty "definition" of milk I'm destroying is the one where anything that is not milk, but looks like milk, is therefore milk.

  49. What can we argue next? by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Shall we decree what we call Coke and Pepsi? Is it "pop", "cola", "soda", "soda pop", "soft drink", or just plain "coke"? My guess is government regulations will mandate it be labeled as "Carbonated water with flavoring".

    So, can I have a "Carbonated water with cola flavoring from the Coke Classic recipe with rum" for me and a "cow sourced dairy product that has been reduced to 2% dairy fat, homogenized, pasteurized and has had sweetened chocolate flavoring added" for the kid here.

    Seriously, this is stupid... Just let me order my "Rum and Coke" and a "Chocolate milk" please.

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  50. Re:There ain't no such thing as soy milk by KIFulgore · · Score: 3, Informative

    Lewis Black - https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    "There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. But they couldn't sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because anytime you say soy juice, you actually... start to gag."

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  51. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by avandesande · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Chemically the almond 'milk' has more in common with animal milk, it is a fat based emulsion whereas juice is dissolved sugars.

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  52. Lol. They're already picky about peanut butter by raymorris · · Score: 2

    That's funny.

    Actually they have a strict definition of what is peanut butter and what isn't. In the store, next to the peanut butter, you'll see cheaper "peanut spread". This is because the nutritional value of peanut butter is well known (high protein along with sugar, which is fine for growing kids), while the nutritional value of the cheaper peanut spread may be very different.

  53. Re:Nobody is conflating peanut butter for real but by apoc.famine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, you can cook with both of them, put them on your cereal, and drink them. How are they not interchangeable?

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  54. Re:Juice by rossdee · · Score: 1

    What do you call a tennis score of 40-40?

  55. Re: Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Bigot. Men can have vaginas, periods, and can become pregnant.

  56. "Business friendly" regulation... by hey! · · Score: 1

    The point of standard of identity regulations is so that consumers aren't fooled into buying one thing when they think they are buying another. It's consumer-friendly regulation. It prevents companies from selling margarine as "butter".

    But "soy milk", "almond milk" and "coconut milk" are the proper English names for those things; everybody knows they don't come out of a cow -- in fact that's the whole point of those products. So why is the administration looking at this question?

    It's the kind of regulatory position that's "business friendly" to friendly businesses. While big agribusiness donated more to Clinton (because they wanted TPP), dairy and meat backed Trump. You can see the Trump adminstration cares about dairy; we're probably going to have a trade war with Canada over milk.

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    1. Re:"Business friendly" regulation... by lgw · · Score: 1

      ou can see the Trump adminstration cares about dairy; we're probably going to have a trade war with Canada over milk.

      I'd by really surprised if that happened. I long ago gave up trying to predict what Trump would do, but he seems to focus on issues that resonate with his base (how sad is it that that's rare in modern democracy?). "China terk our jerbs" resonates - Canada not so much.

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  57. in your heart, you know it's true by Thud457 · · Score: 2

    It is TEETHpaste!

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    1. Re:in your heart, you know it's true by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It is TEETHpaste!

      What do you have against people trying to keep their one remaining tooth clean?

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    2. Re:in your heart, you know it's true by blindseer · · Score: 1

      What do you have against people trying to keep their one remaining tooth clean?

      Nothing, so long as they do it south of the Mason-Dixon line.

      (My brother in law grew up in the South, he loves jokes like this.)

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  58. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    What about baby oil?

    Or... well... hemorrhoid cream?

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  59. Re:News for nerds... by vtcodger · · Score: 1

    Certainly. As long as Surfactants isn't shortened to Surf. Might cause consumers to think the product is a suntan lotion.

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  60. Milk is milk by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Just like "krab" is used for the imitation crab meat made from whitefish, we should use the word "milc" for imitation milk made from soy, almond, etc.

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    1. Re:Milk is milk by careysub · · Score: 1

      That's an idea, but I think "milq" is a better implementation of this idea ("milque"?, that is even in play in the form of Caspar Milquetoast).

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  61. one lexical disaster at a time, please! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    oh ghod, let's not open THAT can of worms!

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  62. Re: Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    No. No they cannot. Next!

  63. Re:Should JEWS allow Holocaust Denial? by PPH · · Score: 1

    That's because they mis-labeled Palestinians.

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  64. Re:Soyboys by omnichad · · Score: 1

    should only be consumed by women

    You sure about this? Phytoestrogens can easily cause issues with the menstrual cycle unless you are menopausal: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/p...

  65. Regulating marketing terms has a valid purpose... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    USDA is not trying to teach us what "Milk" means. They're trying to show FDA who's boss.

    FDA already regulates the term "Milk". see 21cfr131.110

    If you say "soy milk", people expect something white watery stuff that has soy and whatever other crap it says on the label. If "soy milk" is worth the cost of regulating it, then fine, do it. Same with "coconut milk", "cheezy poofs", and whatever other terms you can think of. Choose carefully, because it's simply not practical to regulate them all.

    If the seller says "Milk", you know you're getting pasteurized cow milk with 3.25% milkfat (unless it says skim, reduce fat, etc.), and some other specifications you probably don't know in detail but have learned to recognize by drinking milk for many years.

    I haven't heard that there's a significant number of people buying "soy milk" and expecting to get milk. But...if enough of us have become that stupid, sure, prohibit the use of the word "Milk" in the context of "soy..., rice..., coconut..., lizard...) as well. Or just use some of that Milk Advisory Board marketing money to tell people "Milk means milk; $whatever milk, does not mean milk you idiot".

    But again, this is just a dick-measuring contest between federal agancies.

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  66. Noodles, "Alimentary Paste" by careysub · · Score: 2

    The FDA defines "noodles" as a product made from wheat flour and eggs, neither of which Asian cuisines use in their noodles, so for many years they had to be called "alimentary paste" in the grocery store. But when you went to an Asian restaurant you got "noodles" (of course the same product).

    Eventually the FDA relented and allowed them to be called "Asian noodles".

    Perhaps we can call these products "vegan milk" (though this is really no different from the more specific "soy milk", etc.)?

    The difference of course is there are no "noodle producers" associations of industrial farmers whose primary product are noodles.

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    1. Re:Noodles, "Alimentary Paste" by chiguy · · Score: 1

      The FDA defines "noodles" as a product made from wheat flour and eggs, neither of which Asian cuisines use in their noodles, so for many years they had to be called "alimentary paste" in the grocery store. But when you went to an Asian restaurant you got "noodles" (of course the same product).

      I'd never heard this before. I'm surprised because chow mein (Chinese) and ramen (Japanese) noodles have egg in them.

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    2. Re:Noodles, "Alimentary Paste" by samwichse · · Score: 1

      I would just like to point out that milk from vegans is still milk and an animal product!

  67. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by David_Hart · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity: What name should we instead give to peanutbutter?

    delicious..... mike drop... .grin.

  68. Agenda-driven dilution of definitions is not new by recrudescence · · Score: 1

    Diluting and / or extending definitions for the purpose of enforcing established circumstances and twisting one's arm to accept false equivalences into policy, is something that happens all the time, and partly reminiscent of the Microsoft EEE paradigm of doing things.

    It is important in such discussions to discuss not simply whether it is acceptable or not, but which groups benefit from such a redefinition, which groups are 'pushing' for it (whether visibly or passively by encouraging 'grassroots' uses of the terms) and on what political grounds should they be allowed to enforce this into legislation and change of policy. The fact this question is being asked in itself is evidence that whatever group benefits from such a redefinition, are well into the "Extend" phase by now, and already moving towards the "Exterminate" one.

    As it stands, it is rather obvious that the current (largely vegan) trend to call everything under the sun 'milk' rather than "milk" or 'milk alternative', and risk misrepresentation in the process, and equivalently 'cheese / cheesecake' etc, partly aims to portray milk-alternative substances as "equivalent" to milk under 'one' definition, purportedly for the purposes of marketing and convenience, which then serves to conflate a then accepted aspect of that definition as encompassing the totality of that definition. This would in turn entail a shift from defining 'milk' as the product of lactation (as opposed to say coconut "milk", which is so-called because it is 'milky' in texture, but not milk), into defining 'milk' as anything that is 'milky' in texture, therefore shifting the position of dairy milk within this group of 'milks' as simply one element of that set of 'milky' substances, which happens to be from an animal source. A political agenda behind this would then be to form a basis for an argument that there is no need for 'animal-derived' milk when 'non-animal-derived' milk is "equivalent" (something that would have been much harder to discuss if non-animal 'milk' is consistently referred to as an 'alternative'), and use this for vegan lobbyists to put political pressure in a very real and legislative way.

    The irony of course, is if a vegan person asked for "oat milk" at Starbucks, only to find they were served "oat-infused cow's milk" (which makes more sense; surely 'chocolate milk' isn't 'milk' extracted from cocoa plants), rather than "oat-based milk-alternative", you can be sure Starbucks would find itself very quickly at the other end of a lawsuit claim for wilful / negligent misrepresentation.

    This is similar to how 'non-evidence-based medicine' continuously tries to rebrand itself as 'alternative' or 'complementary' medicine, and such wording alone has allowed to a large extent such practises being accepted into national budgets for medicine. Definitions matter, and they affect policies. To claim it is simply a matter of balance between lexical precision and convenience, and that agendas driving a shifting of this balance are irrelevant, is being naive.

  69. Re:Nerd connection? by recrudescence · · Score: 1

    since when does anything related to accuracy and precision of definitions not have anything to do with nerds?

  70. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity: What name should we instead give to peanutbutter?

    Let's start with what should we call the "peanut"? It's not a nut.

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  71. Malk by slipped_bit · · Score: 1

    Ouch! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of.... Malk?

  72. Re:Soyboys by laie_techie · · Score: 1

    You are aware that soy is the second most feminizing food product on the earth and should only be consumed by women, right? Flax is number one, about 10 times worse than soy.

    It is TERRIBLE for your health as a man, and yes, it does make you look, think, and act like a woman. You might think there is nothing wrong with that, but there is. You will understand this once you cut out the feminizing chemicals and start looking, thinking, and acting like a man. Also, your boy parts will be a lot less cancer prone.

    I knew that too much soy messes with male's hormones, but hadn't heard of flax doing that. Quite surprising as to how many protein powders and drinks include these two products. I need to do more research.

  73. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Put ground up teeth in it instead of silica gel. Keep the same name.

  74. They should apply this to 'cheese' as well by Tangential · · Score: 1

    If it comes from a mammal it is milk. If it comes from a plant it is juice.

    The same should be true for cheese. If it is made from mammalian milk it should be called cheese. Anything else needs a different label. Labeling something of plant origin cheese or milk is would be like labeling a vegetable protein 'beef' or 'chicken'; its deceptive.

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  75. Re:Colloidal suspension by omnichad · · Score: 1

    That's homogenized, non-skimmed milk. Not all milk.

  76. This is an old, old controversy by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    The unique double-ended quartz crystals found in upstate New York nave traditionally been called “Herkimer diamonds.” Diamond dealers have always objected to terms like this as being misleading.

  77. Re:Betteridge's Law by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

    lots of Slashdotters have seized upon Betteridge as the latest fad kneejerk response

    Sorry to wander even further off topic, but I thought the latest was people accusing others of "suffering from the Dunning–Kruger effect" when they really just want to call someone else "stupid" but they want to sound like they're really smart when they do so.

    Maybe they're doing it ironically.

  78. Let's have the courts decide, uh? by mi · · Score: 2

    If "gay marriage" is marriage, if "meatless meatballs" are meatballs and "vegiburger" — a burger, why should not "almond milk" be milk?

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  79. In Switzerland they even do this with milk itself by umafuckit · · Score: 1

    The Swiss don't consider semi-skimmed milk (2% fat) to be milk, so in the supermarket it has to be called a "milk drink".

  80. Reasonable Person Standard by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Just look at what a reasonable person might say.

    Do you think a reasonable person looks at a carton of "Soy Milk" and thinks that it is milk from a lactating animal?

    Do you think a reasonable person looks at a carton of "Almond Milk" and things that it is milk from a lactating animal?

    Cashew milk? Coconut milk?

    I think it's perfectly reasonable to say that "Milk" with no modifier is milk from a cow, and that anything other than milk from a cow has to have something in front of it saying what it is from:

    Goat Milk
    Almond Milk
    Cashew Milk
    Etc..

    I don't know why a lactating animal necessarily has to be involved.

    1. Re:Reasonable Person Standard by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      > Do you think a reasonable person looks at a carton of "Soy Milk" and thinks that it is milk from a lactating animal?

      For over a century, that has been accepted.

      Now that an increasing number of people are ditching dairy, all-of-the-sudden, it is assumed that people will be confused between "Milk" and "Soy Milk."

      Why aren't people confused with a carton just labeled "Milk?" That could giraffe milk for all the label tells them.

      I think what any reasonable person could conclude is: the dairy industry is trying to use the courts, and government, to whack the competition.

  81. Re:There ain't no such thing as soy milk by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    It is disgusting...I drank it for some time. Soy consumption was shown to cause brain atrophy in long term studies. That isn't going to stop it though. We have to plant soy in order to plant corn and soy is the darling of large food corporations. They hydrogenate it and use that to thicken stuff up (Jiff Peanut butter is an example) and to fry things. Hydrogenated soy is horrible for your your health since it oxidizes, sending free radicals throughout the body-- especially when you heat as restaurants do. On top of heating it, most restaurants continue to use the oil after it breaks down and starts smoking--to save money. Soy is cheap but 5 gallons of fryer oil is about $60+, so it adds up and makes quite an impact on the bottom line of a low margin business like food service. Five gallons fills one typical fryer and is really only suitable for a day or two depending on the volume and types of food cooked in it.

    The same soy oil that is used for making fried food is also used in agriculture to fatten animals very quickly. It is mixed with grain. You can buy it in 50 gallon drums at feed stores. When you see an otherwise not-fat person with a weird belly pouch you can bet with certainty they live on fast food and other cheap hydrogenated soy products (poor people). I could go on and on. Fuck soy.

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  82. No. by whitroth · · Score: 1

    What more do I need to say?

    And calling something a pizza when it has no tomato for the tomato pie is also false advertising.

  83. Re:Maybe Milk substitute? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    That's udderly impossible you know...

    FTFY.

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  84. Re:Maybe Milk substitute? by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Thanks...

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  85. Way too late by sjames · · Score: 1

    The FDA just needs to shove this up their backside. The almonds have left the barn, no point in closing the door now.

    The products have been known as Soy Milk and Almond Milk for decades now. Pretty much since they were on the market. Trying to force a change now would cause far more confusion than it prevents. I don't know of anyone who doesn't understand that soy milk is a product made from soy beans.

    This is exactly the sort of anal retentive BS that makes people wonder if we should shut down the FDA and start over.

    1. Re:Way too late by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      If you shut down the FDA to dairy lobbyists would just find somebody else bribe.

      Oops, I mean contribute to.

  86. Re:Betteridge's Law by owenferguson · · Score: 1

    Journalists don't write headlines. Editors do.

  87. Re:Regulating marketing terms has a valid purpose. by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

    Same with "coconut milk", "cheezy poofs", and whatever other terms you can think of. Choose carefully, because it's simply not practical to regulate them all.

    You severely underestimate the ability of a bureaucracy to generate paper.

  88. Can't believe nobody has bothered to post this yet by owenferguson · · Score: 1

    milk (n.) Old English meoluc (West Saxon), milc (Anglian), from Proto-Germanic *meluks "milk" (source also of Old Norse mjolk, Old Frisian melok, Old Saxon miluk, Dutch melk, Old High German miluh, German Milch, Gothic miluks), from *melk- "to milk," from PIE root *melg- "to wipe, to rub off," also "to stroke; to milk," in reference to the hand motion involved in milking an animal. Old Church Slavonic noun meleko (Russian moloko, Czech mleko) is considered to be adopted from Germanic. Of milk-like plant juices from late 14c. Milk chocolate (chocolate made with milk solids, paler and sweeter) is first recorded 1723; milk shake is first recorded 1889, for a variety of creations, but the modern version is only from the 1930s. Milk tooth (1727) uses the word in its figurative sense "period of infancy," attested from 17c. To cry over spilt milk is first attested 1836 in writing of Canadian humorist Thomas C. Haliburton. Milk and honey is from the Old Testament phrase describing the richness of the Promised Land (Numbers xvi.13, Old English meolc and hunie). Milk of human kindness is from "Macbeth" (1605).

  89. "Almond Mylk" by DalM · · Score: 1

    eww.

  90. Re:Bull milk? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    Actually one of my friends from college once had a terrible time trying to find something that he eventually called bull's milk.

    It is a local colloquialism the he learned in either Kenya or Tanzania when he was growing up. He needed it for baking and we were at the grocery store when he asked the clerk where they had sweetened condensed milk. The young clerk had no idea what this stuff was. My friend then described the can as white and red with a pink flower on it and still the clerk had no idea what he was asking for. So in a last effort to find such a thing my buddy asks if they have bull's milk thinking that maybe that term is used here in the US as well for sweetened condensed milk. The comment from the clerk was "I don't think bulls give milk"

    Going to the grocery store was always a fun experience with the foreign students.

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  91. No. Duck typing doesn't apply to milk. by devslash0 · · Score: 1

    I think too many Python programmers are trying to solve this problem.

  92. Can't we just rename it "Mylk"? by xanadu113 · · Score: 1

    Can't we just call it "Mylk"?

    The same government that's concerned with "government overreach" when it comes to net neutrality, is all of a sudden considered about the use of the term milk, that's been in common use for over 20 years?

    They're going to have to rewrite the dictionary while they're at it:

    "a : a fluid secreted by the mammary glands of females for the nourishment of their young b (1) : milk from an animal and especially a cow used as food by people (2) : a food product produced from seeds or fruit that resembles and is used similarly to cow's milk coconut milk soy milk"

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  93. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by gnunick · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is nothing but marketing bullshit intended to confuse customers into believing they are somehow substitute products when they aren't and do not share the same properties.

    Seriously?! You think anyone has ever been fooled into thinking non-dairy milks are actually milk? They'd have to be much stupider even than the average consumer.

    Calling them "milks" (always with a modifier to make clear they are not milk, e.g. "soy milk" or "almond milk"--NO ONE calls their non-dairy milk simply "milk") helps people to understand that they are similar, and that they may be useful as a substitute for the thing they are being compared to.

    What's far more problematic than non-dairy milk substitutes comparing themselves to dairy milk as an accompaniment to cold cereal or beverages (but never claiming equivalence to milk) is companies such as Nestle which throw massive marketing efforts behind convincing mothers that fake milk (aka a synthetic "formula") is superior to their own, true milk, which as you correctly observe can only come from the mammary gland of a mammal (and ideally one of the same species as the infant that's consuming it).

    I too have a habit of wanting to take things very literally, and can relate to your having a pet peeve about language.

    But the word "milk" and the adjective "milky" have been used to describe so many things that aren't produced by mammals--think coconut milk, milkweed, milk of magnesia, milk thistle, milk paint (yes, usually actually made with dairy milk), milk glass (milky-colored; not glasses for milk), ... that I hardly think this is a fight worth fighting.

    Unless you're the dairy industry, of course. Then, you have big money to lobby the government to change widely-understood and accepted language in hopes of making dairy substitutes less attractive and marketable to your customers. Especially when you have a government in power that is actually even more friendly to massive, well-established "homeland" industries than those of decades past.

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  94. Term "Soy Milk" & doctrine of laches by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    According to the doctrine of laches: failure to assert one’s rights in a timely manner can result in a claim being barred by laches.

    The term "Soy Milk" used for over a century

    > "In 1916 a British researcher, Melhuish, in a US patent, first referred to it as "soy milk" and "soy bean milk," two terms which have come to be widely used up until the present. "

    http://www.soyinfocenter.com/HSS/soymilk1.php

    So why is it a problem now?

    Maybe because more people are using dairy alternatives, and the dairy industry doesn't like that?

    1. Re:Term "Soy Milk" & doctrine of laches by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Pretty much.

      If you can't compete, prevent.

  95. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    What about "Milk of Magnesia?" Does that come from a mammal?

    Also "Apples" are not computers.

    Product names do not have to be literal descriptions of the product.

  96. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by chiguy · · Score: 1

    Obviously peanut paste. Now what do we do with toothpaste?

    Obviously it's fraudulent labeling because there are no teeth in "toothpaste".

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  97. Downsizing OJ by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 1

    Now this is a bit off topic but the FDA should enforce a downsized package notification on the label for six months after they reduce the size of the contents. yea Orange Juice I am looking at you! 52 oz is NOT 59 oz which is NOT 64 oz. These new bottles are so obviously smaller. Help me boycott purchases of 52 oz orange juice. (and yes that is U.S. ounces, metric loonies need not apply)

  98. I think it's already self-regulated by Rastl · · Score: 1

    I looked up the cheese vs processed cheese situation as a close example. Processed cheeses - for the most part - cannot simply be called 'cheese'. They're processed cheese and labeled as such. That one had to be regulated and has some rules as to exactly what kind of labeling goes onto them.

    Milk vs [descriptor] milk is already doing that. Milk without a qualifier is cow milk. Milk from other mammals is also labeled as such - goat milk, etc.

    Perhaps the rule should simply codify what's already being done. It's got precedent. But honestly there's no reason not to call it soy milk when it's used for the same purposes as cow milk and is clearly labeled as to what variant it is.

  99. The dairy lobby by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    has spoken

  100. Re:Betteridge's Law by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    I thought the latest was

    On reflection, I don't think I made it as clear as intended that everything after the first line is a cut-and-paste of the same six-year-old comment that I linked to.

    So, no, it's not the latest fad now, even if it was six years ago. And yet, as I said, I'm surprised that would-be smartasses are *still* managing to get it wrong.

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  101. Re:Soyboys by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    Also, your boy parts will be a lot less cancer prone.

    So you are claiming that soy causes cancer in men? Citation needed.

  102. Rename milk by nospam007 · · Score: 2

    Call it animal udder secretion and he how the kids will love to drink that.

  103. What about the word "news" by little+alfalfa · · Score: 1

    Should television stations that brand themselves as "news" be forced to tell the truth about what they actually give their viewers?

    "Fox Biased Opinion Channel"

  104. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Moochman · · Score: 1

    LOL!!!

  105. Re: Soyboys by saloomy · · Score: 1

    This is somewhat stupid, I don't mind if they use the word milk, so long as it's to be used to describe it's not actually milk. Chocolate milk has milk in it. Almond milk does not. It should be call Almond extract milk alternative, if they want to continue to use the word milk.

  106. Milk is also defined as whitish liquid from plants by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    So I guess the FDA wants the dictionary changed too. And pity poor milkweed. It can’t be renamed to just weed, that would be a big problem...

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  107. Easy fix for coconuts, at least. by pincorrect · · Score: 1

    Just require it be sold pre-mixed with rum and pinapple juice. Then you can just call it "Piña colada".

  108. a breast by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    "And, you know, an almond doesn't lactate, I will confess."

    it's time to get abreast of the labeling language

  109. Re:Agenda-driven dilution of definitions is not ne by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    > the current (largely vegan) trend to call everything under the sun 'milk'

    Current? The term "soy milk" has been used for over a century.

    I think "Milk of Magnesia" is older than that.

  110. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

    You realize words in English can have multiple definitions, right? From a dietary and chemical standpoint, almond milk is much more like cow milk than juice. It is fats and proteins in a liquid. Juice is primarily sugars (sort of like skim milk). If you want to be picky about it, "milk" at the grocery store is nothing like raw cow milk either. In my house we don't even drink cow milk. And if we have some in the house, it is specifically referred to as "cow milk."

    Maybe instead we should make a law that says all milk has to specifically be labelled with what animal (or plant) it comes from! Not to mention describing the processing that took place. Whole milk would become "centrifugally separated 4% butterfat recombined pasteurized cow milk with added vitamin D and and reduced lactose." YUM!

    Why does the dairy industry think it gets to define how we use words? That's not how language works. Of course, I live in a part of the world that refers to any carbonated beverage as a coke, so what do I know?

  111. Re:GTF. by samwichse · · Score: 1

    Fun fact: the platypus does produce milk and has mammary glands. But it has no teats. The milk is secreted from the skin and accumulates in grooves/folds in the stomach where the babies can lap it up.

    Keep it weird, platypus.

  112. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by samwichse · · Score: 1

    https://www.merriam-webster.co...

    I mean, right there it says:

    2 : a liquid resembling milk in appearance: such as
          a : the latex of a plant
          b : the contents of an unripe kernel of grain

  113. Re:Milk is also defined as whitish liquid from pla by Mike+Morgan · · Score: 1

    So I guess the FDA wants the dictionary changed too. And pity poor milkweed. It can’t be renamed to just weed, that would be a big problem...

    Juiceweed. There. and b.t.w. we live in the Juicyway galaxy.

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  114. How’s the cow? by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    Sir, she walks, she talks, she's full of chalk, the lacteal fluid extracted from the female of the bovine species is highly prolific to the nth degree.

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  115. Yup by Oroka · · Score: 1

    People shouldn't be drinking cow milk past being a baby. I love a good med rate steak, but cow is not so good for humans or the environment. Calling soy or almond 'milk' makes it easier for people to use it as a cow milk substitute. So in the name of eating the transition... call it milk. It's like original electric and hybrid cars... they made them look stupid to let them stand out from gas cars, but that just made them a joke that no one took seriously. Tesla made them stand out by looking like a standard luxury car, then a luxury SUV, and now a fairly standard car... dress for the job you want...

  116. Francis Bacon by Ian_MA · · Score: 1

    This is nonsense. I looked up coconut milk, almond milk, and soy milk in Google's Ngram Viewer. Coconut milk has been steadily rising in usage since around 1920 and soy milk has been steadily increasing since around 1960. What surprised me though was that almond milk has been in steady usage since around 1800. More than that, in a compilation of writings of Francis Bacon, who died in 1626, he suggests adding pistachios to almond milk.

    "Pistachoes, so they be good, and not musty, joined with almonds in almond milk; or made into a milk themselves, like unto almond milk, but more green, are an excellent nourisher: but you shall do well, to add a little ginger, scraped, because they are not without some subtile windiness."

    It's pretty clear that using the work "milk" to describe a liquid that derives from a plant is a pretty old custom in English.

  117. Leave it alone, BUT... by irving47 · · Score: 1

    Stop calling milk derivatives "non dairy" . Taking the protein out of milk and making some small change to it, turning it into sodium caseinate, doesn't make it "non-dairy"

    I'm allergic to milk protein and this issue caused me to nearly go to the ER a couple of times. Non-dairy creamer can still hurt someone that's allergic to milk and might not know all the by-products necessary to look out for.

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  118. Re:Cooking is chemistry by gnunick · · Score: 1

    Nothing wrong with using soy juice on your cereal if you want to but the act of cooking it or drinking it doesn't magically make it into milk.

    Heeeeee! "Soy juice". Yeah, that'll go great with your gin.

    Say, doesn't "soy juice" mean "I am juice", in Spanish?

    But seriously, I don't think "juice" means what you think it does. It's even more inaccurate than calling non-dairy products "milk".

    noun: juice
            1. the liquid obtained from or present in fruit or vegetables.

    You can squeeze soybeans or nuts all you want; you'll get neither juice nor milk. Non-dairy "milks" are generally made of highly processed, ground-up seeds mixed with thickening agents and large volumes of water. It's not even comparable to juice from concentrate, since that starts out as... well, juice. And the resulting liquid is much, much more comparable to milk (in form, appearance, and common uses) than it is to any kind of juice.

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  119. Re:Soyboys by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    What can change the nature of a man?

  120. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by avandesande · · Score: 1

    WTH does that have to do with my comment? I was stating a simple fact.

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  121. Technically by poity · · Score: 1

    Liquid extracts are serums. Although fruits already have their own word. Sweetened Diluted Almond Serum? Not as appetizing for sure.

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    1. Re:Technically by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The Onion nailed it: 'Nut sweat' it is.

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    2. Re:Technically by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      So we have a choice: "nut sweat" or "cow pus". Let the invisible hand of the market decide the winner.

    3. Re:Technically by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      It's not pus, it's concentrated blood serum.

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    4. Re:Technically by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction. So FDA should require the containers to read "Concentrated Bovine Blood Serum, 4% fat". Sounds like a winner.

  122. Re:There ain't no such thing as soy milk by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    We have to plant soy in order to plant corn

    What? Who told you that? Don't listen to anything they tell you. Most corn in the USA is grown continuously, especially the corn grown for ethanol fuel.

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  123. Snake milkers by idji · · Score: 1

    What will snake milkers now be called? Should we rename milk of magnesia? Milky Way? We should also ban the word galaxy as it comes from Greek galaktos.
    What about galactose? It is found in milk as well as avocados? Lactose is produced in human muscles - males do it too.

  124. Re:Nobody is conflating peanut butter for real but by dwpro · · Score: 1

    I think that's the point, if they are similar enough in look and texture but not in composition there needs to be a distinction to clarify (tee hee).

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  125. A word for stable emulsions? by sjbe · · Score: 1

    But seriously, I don't think "juice" means what you think it does. It's even more inaccurate than calling non-dairy products "milk".

    Not possible to make it less accurate than calling it milk. Milk is a very specific thing derived solely from secretions by mammals used to feed their young. There is no product derived from plants that matches the chemical composition, nutritional profile, taste, mouth-feel, or cooking characteristics. That's not to say the veggie based products are bad or shouldn't be used. They just aren't even close to being milk in the technical sense or the legal sense.

    You can squeeze soybeans or nuts all you want; you'll get neither juice nor milk. Non-dairy "milks" are generally made of highly processed, ground-up seeds mixed with thickening agents and large volumes of water.

    "Soy milk" is a stable emulsion if you want to get technical about it. But we don't have a great word in common parlance for stable emulsions and we do have a good word for plant derived drinks - albeit an already corrupted one as you point out. So unless you want to invent a term (which I'm fine with), juice is as close to accurate as we have available. Given that we already describe lots of drinks that really barely fit the description of juice as juice (see fruit "juice" with just 5% or less plant derived actual juice) we're not really misleading anyone in a new way. You are correct that technically it is not juice but it's far closer to juice than it is to milk.

  126. good point by nten · · Score: 1

    That is a very good point. Quick search I found something from late 18th century england that says "milk of almonds to be consumed on fifh days". They are talking about lent observance which was the common usage back then. I think milk of almonds is less ambiguous.

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  127. Re:Betteridge's Law by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Fair point, but the general principle still applies, and it should be noted that it was Betteridge himself that referred to journalists ("The reason why journalists use that style of headline is that they know the story is probably bullshit"). (I note that the original quote- now corrected in the Wikipedia article- says "bullshit", not "bollocks" too).

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  128. Re:Soyboys by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    Are YOU aware that this distortion was promulgated by the nutjob Weston A. Price people, who also advising feeding babies raw liver?

    Nutmeg -- and carrots! -- contain the toxin myristicin
    *WATER* can even cause death.

    However with the above (unlike bovine lactation) almost nobody ever consumes the extreme quantities needed for any effect.

  129. Milk by nickrao · · Score: 1

    Give up it's not milk

  130. Malk Weed? by DominatorDan · · Score: 1

    GREAT!! Now what the hell am I supposed to do with all this Milk Weed? I was trying to corner the market on milk AND weed at the same time. Damnit, Gill, looks like you're not eating tonight....

  131. Re: Soyboys by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

    The FDA should have a whack at Silybum marianum, commonly called "milk thistle" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silybum_marianum.

    And what about the Milky Way? We don't even know if there's alien life out there let alone milk with cream on the top.

  132. nut-milk! by geowash01 · · Score: 1

    Sure, why not? If gender can be ignored, I think having access to nut-milk is probably a requirement.

  133. Identical? Sea salt has plastic in it now :-( by bdwoolman · · Score: 1

    Might be harmless. Then again might not. Not that I am in favor of bulldozing the Himalayas, mind you. I'm just sayin'.

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  134. Dairy Industry Pressure for Sure by bdwoolman · · Score: 1

    The dairy industry has been in decline for a long time. Pressure from plant "milks" is seen as a partial cause. Here it is straight from one of the industry's official organs.

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  135. Re:There ain't no such thing as soy milk by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

    That sounds almost as dangerous as dihydrogen monoxide, a common additive in thousands of common food items, including almond "milk." I've heard they use it in farm fisheries and sewage treatment. It's even used as a paint thinner!