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New Study Shows Windows 10 Home Edition Users Are Baffled By Updates (zdnet.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from ZDNet: Since the initial release of Windows 10 nearly four years ago, Microsoft has been tweaking its approach to automatic updates, adding Active Hours settings to ensure that mandatory restarts are less likely to be intrusive. Recent feature updates have also made notifications of pending updates more obvious. Are those changes enough to ease the pain? A new study from a group of UK-based researchers suggests Microsoft has more work to do. The study, titled "In Control with No Control: Perceptions and Reality of Windows 10 Home Edition Update Features," was presented this week at the Workshop on Usable Security (USEC) 2019 in San Diego, California. Researchers Jason Morris, Ingolf Becker, and Simon Parkin of University College London, built a detailed model of Microsoft's update process as of Windows 10 version 1803 and then surveyed a group of 93 Windows 10 Home users.

The overall conclusions were a mixed bag. In general, the survey respondents think that the Windows 10 update approach is an improvement over that found in previous Windows versions. Among participants who had experience with earlier Windows versions 53 percent reported they felt updating Windows 10 is easier, versus only 8 percent who found the process more difficult. Similarly, a majority of respondents agreed that the Windows 10 update process causes fewer interruptions than in previous versions (43 percent agreed, 21 percent disagreed). Where Microsoft has fallen down, the researchers argue, is in building an update system that is "dependent on a complex range of user and system properties." That system, illustrated by the flowchart shown here, is simply too complicated for the average home user to understand.

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  1. My computer restarts randomly at night by olsmeister · · Score: 5, Informative

    A lot of the time, I have open files and it just nukes everything. I've never figured out how that's OK.

    1. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

    2. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine does too. Though it's not as bad as coming home on your lunch break to find it's installing shit the whole time.

    3. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of the time, I have open files and it just nukes everything. I've never figured out how that's OK.

      Open files? What the hell are those?

      Yes, as a greybeard I'm being sarcastic, but you really need to understand what the average Win10 Home user looks like. 99% of the time they don't use or need anything more than a browser, and technically didn't even justify computing complexity or power beyond a fucking tablet. Users barely know how to install software anymore (everything is an "app" now, running setup.exe would be considered an advanced skill).

      Hope this clears up why rebooting whenever the hell the vendor feels like it, is acceptable.

    4. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      You must have meant it was installing Windows Updates the whole time?

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    5. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by RyanFenton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah - having a Windows 10 system in sleep mode is annoying, because it'll actually WAKE UP the system in order to tell me I need to apply an update. Super annoying when I'm trying to sleep and I hear that "computer waking up" fan noise.

      There's something to be said for priorities - computers are arguably supposed to serve the interests of folks that own the computers. Taking all that away just to serve the public relations/"security" interests of Microsoft in fixing their security issues seems an intense, giant waste of human annoyance and time, along with other rational ownership issues..

      A better game theory strategy would be for Microsoft to have to email us with cash offers to update our systems within a timeframe, and we just don't get the $2 or whatever if we are busy and don't want to update.

      These increasing waves of punishment for not wanting to be bothered about increasingly draconian update cycles won't end well - and if anything, will result in companies increasing in this pattern of carelessness in design and testing.

      Ryan Fenton

    6. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

      Hate to break it to you, but there's no point in trying to "dazzle" the painfully stupid.

      This is the reason tablets are so popular now. They make computers literally idiot-proof.

    7. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by sexconker · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's what he said.

    8. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird. I never had Windows 10 but I got a lappy for xmas and it does.
      It for some reason is totally silent about updates. I guess it's been waking up at night and installing them on it's own and going back to sleep?
      Seriously...I have yet to see this thing update and I do use it a little every day.

    9. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Enigma2175 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Taking all that away just to serve the public relations/"security" interests of Microsoft in fixing their security issues seems an intense, giant waste of human annoyance and time, along with other rational ownership issues..

      I would be fine with the updates if they were just for security issues. I'm sick of having to remove all the new Microsoft crapware every time a computer installs its gigabytes of updates. Why the hell does Win10 Enterprise have software for XBox anyway? Fortunately I only have to deal with it at work and at home I can use a reasonable OS where I control the updates but it's still maddening.

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    10. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by neoRUR · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes THIS. Windows reboots and nukes everything I have open. Then for a fun part it kills off Google, and since it probably rebooted several times in the night without saying, the Google Chrome restore option is gone and all those Tabs with stuff to read are all gone.

      No Its not OK, and I have turned off the auto rebooting, but it still does it.

      We are working for the computers again, not the other way around.

    11. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats okay, at work, i had my desktop files -- and after an update it just nuked *everything* on my desktop.

      Two days later, it did the same thing. (yes it was THAT update).

      Thanks microsoft? I guess i wanted to re-create all those scratchpad documents i had.... twice.

      An OS's ONE JOB is literally to preserve my files. Needless to say, i killed that image with fire and reinstalled clean.

    12. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You are whining about tabs? Chrome has history doesn't it? You can just open them again.

    13. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      This is the reason tablets are so popular now. They make computers literally idiot-proof.

      Particularly, they don't force slow time-consuming updates on you, and don't spontaneously reboot. My tablet (and my phone) occationally informs me that some apps were upgraded. I didn't even notice. But I am in control - I can disable automatic updates if I want to.

      They also sometimes tell me there is a new OS update that will require a reboot. I can put that off for as long as I like - my hand is never forced. And when I go for the update, it is just a couple of minutes. No questions asked during the update, no stupid handholding.

      I don't use windows myself - but I have seen the update process. Slow. as. molasses. And it will autostart if you put it off long enough - which is what you do when you don't have the time for updates. Linux has the simplest update system of all - it updates when I say so. Daily or twice a year - the schedule is up to me.

      The windows approach is unprofessional - at worst you get a forced update with rebooting in the middle of a presentation. But windows aren't useable for presentations anyway, with the way it pops up something called "notifications". Hey, there is a wifi here? Wanna try? Hey, you got mail! Hey, a thirty minute update is ready, do it now?

      I never get such interruptions, quite sad to see when it happens to others. And yes - I know such "notifications" can be turned off on windows - I have yet to see a presenter that knows how. I don't need to - I never turned notifications "on". The computer is not supposed to interrupt me.

    14. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by bn-7bc · · Score: 1

      Not to be to sarcastic,l but you have heard off biikmarks right ( or whatever yoyr browser of chice calls them) any way the great thing withbookmarks the do not get nuked by a cilent reboot ( they shuldnot happen but if you give people the option to pospone updates indefenetly lots of yousers will bever updatet, rebooting is never convinient and som updates unfortunatly meeds a reboot). One way to avoid the unsceduel rebpt is to decide tp reboot once a week sau on sunday night befor going to bed, then you have a controlled shutdown of you btowser so tab restore vil probsbly work better, if not the root couse of your tabs beeing nuked where not the iupdaye induced reboot,- hold on we ate on slashdot why am I yelling you things you probably allready know. Well wee all forget dtuff now and agsin informarion overliad and all that Have a nice deay/evening/ night ( pick apropriate)

    15. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a slave plantation without chains, without a foreman, without whips, without fences.
      Sooner or later I start to think that maybe it's not a slave plantation since the "slaves" are completely free to leave any time they want and they stay there because they want to.
      Sooner or later I cease to have sympathy for them because they're actually doing it to themselves.

      If you're still on Windows then it's your fault this stuff keeps happening to you.
      If you're still on Windows and you're still complaining about how M$ treats you and how crappy the OS is then you better do it anonymously: why embarrass yourself?

    16. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hope this clears up why rebooting whenever the hell the vendor feels like it, is acceptable.

      It doesn't. Even these browser people don't wan't their youtube video interrupted. Surely they have seen that tablets don't do that to them. And they don't want their game ruined either.

      They may not know what a 'file' is, but they write emails to Grandma. Perhaps they do so in a browser, but they leave that overnight and hate to see the half-written letter lost to a nightly update. Even worse if it happens during the day while they are writing the letter. Just a pause to eat, and boom it's gone!

      Lots of people also use their computer for some business. Perhaps nothing more advanced than business letters and filling in some online forms. But loosing several pages to a spontaneous reboot - yuck.

    17. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Snotnose · · Score: 1

      Goddamitsomuch, it's already modded as high as it can. I fucking do not understand how Microsoft feels it's ok to reboot my machine at night, while it's supposedly sleeping and I'm definitely sleeping. Without a single message of "um, we wanna reboot. That cool?".

    18. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell does Win10 Enterprise have software for XBox anyway?

      That's easy. Because they don't have the rights to DOOM.

    19. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the constant scare warning that my hard drive is full because the updater created a partition 99% full that I can't view or change? That seems pretty bad to throw at average joe laptop user.

    20. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Shikaku · · Score: 2

      What if you're rendering a video? That can take a number of hours that you would rather do while asleep. Or uploading a large file to a server via an FTP client or web browser? The OS can't easily tell whether any of those things happen without making it look like spyware. The whole system is shit, and frankly Linux and MacOSX handle it much better: the system file locks that require a restart for updating literally everything Windows is annoying, Linux and OS/X don't need to reboot unless a huge or kernel update occurs. Microsoft really needs to take a hint from them before either or both OSes take over because Windows is untenable.

    21. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by sarren1901 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure NeoRUR could do that, but why can't this person just leave their computer on with an open web browser and 15 tabs open? If they have the ram and don't mind paying for the power, why not? Seems pretty lame that the computer is restarting without permission.

      A user should be able to leave a computer on and a web browser open without ever having to worry about a reboot unless they themselves tell the computer to reboot.

      All the more reason to stop using Windows.

    22. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine restarts randomly in the morning, shortly after I start work. Apparently MS developers decided it would be less intrusive if everyone's computers were forced to restart in the middle of the night PST instead of at random. Apparently they weren't aware that people still use Windows outside of their Seattle bubble.

    23. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by CBob · · Score: 1

      But you need Cortana as part of the OS...Unless it's an educational version of Win10. Plus System Guard is there to protect you komrade & Compatibility services is just to make system stable.

      I've stopped chasing down the useless services that keep getting switched back on & I'm just thankful the (cr)app store has stayed dead so far.

    24. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nobody gives a dick what your name is

    25. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fake post is fake. You can tell because he insists Windows needs you to press a button to reboot.
      We all know it auto reboots after installing updates.

      You aren't fooling anyone.

    26. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Stan42 · · Score: 1

      Thought about reinstalling the whole OS ?

    27. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a Microsoft update flashes its update message and you aren't around to see it, does a message actually appear?

    28. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Reality, they are not generic updates, they are specifically individual targeted, forced software install because they own you digital life as far as they are concerned with full right to, force software installs, invade you privacy and delete software and content right off your computer, all this at any time for any reason. That is not what is called a software security update, that is factually the exact opposite, stripping away every right to security and privacy you have. ESAD M$.

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    29. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      Imagine a slave plantation without chains, without a foreman, without whips, without fences. Sooner or later I start to think that maybe it's not a slave plantation since the "slaves" are completely free to leave any time they want and they stay there because they want to. Sooner or later I cease to have sympathy for them because they're actually doing it to themselves.

      If you're still on Windows then it's your fault this stuff keeps happening to you.

      That analysis doesn't apply to programmers and IT people who are stuck with using Windows at their jobs. SOME of them could find other jobs at companies that use Linux or Mac - but that's a really small percentage. In other industries, folks require the ability to use software that's only available for Windows. LibreOffice is remarkable, but its compatibility with MS Office still has some serious failings. And GIMP + Inkscape + Scribus often can't replace the Adobe suite. There are lots more examples. The 'slaves' need to form a union and go on strike. But that ain't gonna happen. Citizens can't even organize sufficiently to get decent government - they sure as hell won't get organized to fight for a decent computer OS.

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    30. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same happens on my work computer too during lunch breaks, IT thinks they are smart so they will force updates at certain times. But as it has bitlocker, the system is just suddenly shut down when coming back to desk, as there are nobody to enter the pin. To add insult to injury, the major part of update happens after reboot, so user both loses his work from unsaved files and sessions and he has to wait up to two hours (no joke) to install the update before he can continue work.

      What has happened to Microsoft, as they can install even the full windows in much, much less time than quarterly updates to it?

    31. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. My uptimes are now in years. There is the occasional power outage, and after couple of years a reboot may freshen things up!

    32. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Calydor · · Score: 1

      I would be fine with the updates if they weren't multiple gigabytes - there's such an incredible amount of waste of bandwidth in having Windows 10.

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    33. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I've had it reboot a few days into a big calculation. I now have a scheduled task which updates my "active hours" every hour so that automatic rebooting is disabled, but that really shouldn't be necessary.

    34. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by mathew7 · · Score: 1

      This is the reason tablets are so popular now. They make computers literally idiot-proof.

      Particularly, they don't force slow time-consuming updates on you, and don't spontaneously reboot. My tablet (and my phone) occationally informs me that some apps were upgraded. I didn't even notice. But I am in control - I can disable automatic updates if I want to.

      Should I mention the Windows Tablets to both of you? They are unusable, especially with Atom chips (and I assume the new Celeron+Pentium Silver). Whereas and Android tablet I could charge once per week (with light usage every evening), the Windows tablet I would find it was drained on the 2nd night. Every time I wanted to use it for something quick, either it would be very slow (just found and update) or already asking me to reboot with less than 20% battery (when I charged it the evening before). Did I mention disabling WDefender was one of the 1st things I did?
      So my latest tablet is a Surface Go with Xubuntu installed. And it's usable (well, still worse than any Android tablet, but waaay better than W10).

    35. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by martin_dk · · Score: 3, Interesting
      • Oh did your video playback drop frames? -sorry we need to download this update now.
      • Sorry, were you enjoying your nice fps in that game? Well we had to let Defender calculate the SHA256 of all your files now.
      • Did you prefer to work in silence? Oh lets just initiate the full update sequence behind your back and have the fans spin to 100%
      • Did the userinterface become sluggish? Sorry, we can't explain why that happens when an update is pending, please just update now.
      • Oh so you wanted to shut down and leave office in a hurry? Can't let you do that. Lets upgrade windows now for the next 45 minutes.
      • Arh we see you just booted into Windows. We assume you did this to let us run all our service scripts in parallel right away, so you can sit and wait for your laptop to become responsive.

      I get it, we want to keep the OS updated. But the current state of Windows if ridiculous.

    36. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      There is a fix for this. There should be a UI for it, but there isn't so you have to do this manually.

      First go to task scheduler and disable reboot task. That doesn't really disable it though.

      Next go to %windir%\System32\Tasks\Microsoft\Windows\UpdateOrchestrator and rename the "Reboot" file. Unfortunately Windows will create a new one when it noticed you tried to stop it destroying your work, so now create an empty directory called "Reboot" in the same location. Fortunately Windows isn't clever enough to delete it and won't be able to make a new reboot task.

      So far this has prevented by work machine from rebooting multiple times a week, so fingers cro^%"£* NO CARRIER

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    37. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That analysis doesn't apply to programmers and IT people who are stuck with using Windows at their jobs. SOME of them could find other jobs at companies that use Linux or Mac - but that's a really small percentage. In other industries, folks require the ability to use software that's only available for Windows.

      Well, use a virtual machine with windows for only those apps. Every year, that VM gets smaller as you move more stuff out.

      Also, there is sometimes an employer's market and sometimes an employees market. Use the latter cases to demand your favourite OS at work. "I prefer Linux over windows, and you have a problem hiring right now. Let me have my way."

    38. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      A lot of the time, I have open files and it just nukes everything. I've never figured out how that's OK.

      A lot of the time I have open files so when the message comes up saying there's an update waiting to be installed I specifically delay it for 1 week knowing full well I will at some point reboot my computer and install the update then.

      Lean to computer right.

    39. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Why the hell does Win10 Enterprise have software for XBox anyway?

      Because whoever rolled out your Enterprise release to your computer was an idiot? I mean you're talking about the one release where the Xbox software (along with a large portion of what ships with windows) is actually optional.

    40. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Then for a fun part it kills off Google, and since it probably rebooted several times in the night without saying, the Google Chrome restore option is gone and all those Tabs with stuff to read are all gone.

      Ctrl+Shit+T will restore the previous tab layout, even through multiple reboots, and clean shutdown of Chrome.

      No Its not OK, and I have turned off the auto rebooting, but it still does it.

      It will do it after 7 days. If you're shutting down at a random unknown time then you've setup something incorrectly or ignored the message which prompts you to go to settings and actually specify precisely *when* you want to install the update.

      The only thing I'm missing is a way to reboot the computer without installing the update. That was available previously but I haven't seen that in Windows 10 yet and is annoying if you're trying to fix a network issue at work as a result of connecting your docking station but don't want to interrupt your work for 15min.

    41. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      win10 is the reason I moved away from windows at home. garbage. It fits somehow in the way things are today: slow, resource hungry and unreliable. The way they optimized things so that IT people can claim efficiency gains when moved to win10 means that disks get de-synced from my VMs all the time. The office is as shitty as it were 40y ago on win95. More functions I do not use, is only gain I can see. Outside of my cellar they lie the same as they did under commies. Only difference between now and then is shops are full (under commies I had to queue or organize everything) and I could eat,drink and f. more back then. Now I have broadband pr0n instead and have to watch not to drink too much. Life is a bitch but I do not understand why I have to suffer from m$ again. I thought they got better with win7 but this seemed to be temporary. My ma got pushed m$ phone few years back - this was as big pile of crap as win10 is. I guess pushed by the same marketing asshats w/o a clue what they ask for.

    42. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is probably doing it overnight if you leave it on. I run a security system in a VM on my gaming desktop, I have to setup autologin for windows and autorun for the VM. It still breaks sometimes because occasionally VMware requires uac authentication at startup and I'm not about to disable uac.

    43. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing I do is disconnect my computer from the Internet when I am not using it. A computer cannot download patches from the Internet if it is not connected to the Internet.

      Another thing I do is pay attention. You remember patch Tuesday, right? Well, if is that that day or later, maybe you should go to Settings > Update & Security and take a look. Like maybe click Check For Updates. You know, pay attention and take some responsibility instead of just expecting everything to be handed to you and the world to revolve around you and act at your convenience. If you're too lazy to take an active role in what you claim to be something important to you, then if something you don't like happens that you could of prevented with minimal work by you, that's no one's fault but your own.

    44. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Enigma2175 · · Score: 2

      So I am required to create a custom installer to avoid installing tons of Microsoft crapware? Yes, I've done it before, and it's an incredibly convoluted process. Most of my exposure to Windows 10 are installs in a VM lab to test software against different environments. These are ISOs downloaded from MSDN - I shouldn't have to make a custom installer to avoid installing Xbox crap, or Groove Music, or Cortana, or One Note, or Skype, or MS Solitaire Collection, or MS Money, or Movies and TV, or MS News, or the MS Store, or a dozen other things. Yes, it's possible to customize the installation to prevent installing that crap but not during the install, by default it installs everything and each app is constantly downloading massive updates for itself. Which brings me back to my point, why would I ever need XBox software on my Enterprise installation?

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    45. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      And that's what I mint.

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    46. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Known+Nutter · · Score: 1

      How much longer before the "NO CARRIER" joke isn't relevant or understood?

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    47. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      If "I for one welcome out new X overlords" is still going I think this one has plenty of mileage left.

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    48. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you were an Xbox game developer working for one of the larger game shops...

    49. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I wasn't going to mention it, but I'm glad you're going to eat one.

    50. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So I am required to create a custom installer to avoid installing tons of Microsoft crapware?

      Yes that is literally what Microsoft requires people to do when rolling out Enterprise Windows.

      Yes, I've done it before, and it's an incredibly convoluted process.

      A process that needs to be done once for however many of thousands of machines you process. I mean we are talking about Windows 10 Enterprise here. You do mean this is a work machine managed in a central IT group right? Because there's no other legal way you'd be running that specific version of Windows you are complaining about.

      Which brings me back to my point, why would I ever need XBox software on my Enterprise installation?

      Hmmm I wonder if there's any companies you can think of that develop games? Nope I can't think of any either.

    51. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      The big question is why XBox software is even on the vanilla installation of Enterprise.

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    52. Re: My computer restarts randomly at night by Tarlus · · Score: 2

      My complaint exactly. Win10 has shaped up to be a nonstarter for folks in research and data analysis who have tasks running for many days at a time.

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    53. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      1. Have a Slashdot ID with six or less digits
      2. Continue to use the same dozen memes because this is the Internet and memes never die
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

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    54. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      And then suffer all the exact same frustrations with that VM still restarting itself and reducing productivity whenever the hell it feels like it?

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    55. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know why you don't have any friends but I'm not going to tell you.

    56. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      So I am required to create a custom installer to avoid installing tons of Microsoft crapware?

      Yes that is literally what Microsoft requires people to do when rolling out Enterprise Windows.

      Do they? I have installed it a number of times but generally don't create a custom installer. Like I said in my previous post (nice reading comprehension BTW) I install from the ISO available on MSDN, so obviously MS doesn't "require" it. It would be incredibly simple to have a setup screen to select which components I do and don't want to install but they decided that didn't fit their marketing goals.

      Yes, I've done it before, and it's an incredibly convoluted process.

      A process that needs to be done once for however many of thousands of machines you process. I mean we are talking about Windows 10 Enterprise here. You do mean this is a work machine managed in a central IT group right? Because there's no other legal way you'd be running that specific version of Windows you are complaining about.

      I don't install thousands of machines, I'm not a Windows sysadmin and never want to be. I install a several machines once in a while for testing software interoperability. Sometimes I use a specific system image but usually I want to install a generic machine with the latest release available.

      Which brings me back to my point, why would I ever need XBox software on my Enterprise installation?

      Hmmm I wonder if there's any companies you can think of that develop games? Nope I can't think of any either.

      What does the pre-installed xbox app have to do with game development? In the words of Microsoft, it's an application to "See what your friends are playing, share and watch game clips, and access Game Hubs for your favorite titles.". What does that have to do with game development? And even if it was for game development, why would it need to be installed on every computer in the enterprise? Game developers (and particularly XBone game developers) are an extremely small subset of users of Windows 10. I get that MS wants to cross-promote their other software and services using my bandwidth and computer resources, but that doesn't mean I like it.

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    57. Re:My computer restarts randomly at night by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I don't install thousands of machines, I'm not a Windows sysadmin and never want to be.

      So it's no surprise that you're quite literally doing it wrong. The windows enterprise ISO is nothing more than windows Pro with the additional tools on it to roll out using Microsoft Window's Autopilot. You're getting almost no benefits of Windows Enterprise by just installing it in a way it wasn't designed to be.

      So again, just because you installed the Enterprise release in a way it's not meant to be installed, doesn't mean that it isn't fully customisable for enterprises including removing the very thing you're complaining about.

      What does the pre-installed xbox app have to do with game development? In the words of Microsoft, it's an application to "See what your friends are playing, share and watch game clips, and access Game Hubs for your favorite titles.".

      The Xbox tool does a variety of things (e.g. steaming, integrated screenshoting, and providing HUD overlays) and game developers are required to test against these. It also detects the presence of a running game and changes Windows settings in the background, e.g. enables high performance mode, enables dnd on notifications, and pauses background system processes so your frag fest isn't suddenly lagged out by downloading a windows update.

      So yes it has as much to do with game development as having Windows 10, Windows 8.1, and Windows 7 around to actually check to see if your game actually runs.

  2. I have them disabled by Evangelion · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's some dark magic you can do to disable the automatic reboot. I did it months ago when I built my new workstation -- there's a folder buried deep under System32 that contains the 'Reboot' script. If you remove that and replace it with a folder named 'Reboot', then it will always fail to run the reboot-after-update phase of the update cycle.

    1. Re:I have them disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      https://www.windowscentral.com/how-prevent-windows-10-rebooting-after-installing-updates - Task scheduler

    2. Re:I have them disabled by Evangelion · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that was the one that worked. Wasn't not lazy enough to google it.

      According to systeminfo my box hasn't restarted since 2019-02-08, 8:59:56 PM, which was a power outage iirc.

    3. Re:I have them disabled by Solandri · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem with that is some of the updates dismantle some essential services (like the network), to prepare them to be updated upon reboot. Then you end up with mysterious "the network doesn't work" call from a client, who lies when you ask them "Have you tried rebooting?" (Dunno why, maybe they don't want to do anything that requires more work on their part.) So I drive over, spend a half hour tinkering with network settings and stuff under the assumption that the computer was rebooted. Then when I happen to reboot for a different reason, I see the update progress bar, and everything works correctly after.

      Microsoft has designed the entire update process under the assumption that it can reboot the computer at will, so strange things can happen when you intentionally delay that reboot. It's gotten to where I just start the troubleshooting process with a reboot.

    4. Re:I have them disabled by Zuriel · · Score: 2

      That will only work until Microsoft catch on, then it'll be disabled. It's a constant arms race between people trying to make their computers obey, and Microsoft forcing everyone to use Windows the way Microsoft intended.

      People find a hack or registry key or something to disable something annoying, then people write articles on how to disable the annoying thing, then Microsoft break it because it's not intended functionality.

    5. Re:I have them disabled by Excelcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Better than disabling the reboots is disabling the forced updates altogether.

      Remember the whole travesty with the Windows 10 upgrade to begin with? The progression of "optional" updates that Microsoft sent out that did nothing for months then suddenly started popping up "Hey, wouldn't you like to upgrade your OS" notices, then "Hey, you need to upgrade your OS", then "We're going to upgrade your OS for you unless you cancel" and then "Hey we're now just going to do it whether you want to or not". I avoided that because I simply didn't install the update that did that. But now that I have a computer I was forced to accept Windows 10 on, I have to use a combination of Windows Update Blocker to disable a whole series of otherwise un-disableable services, and Windows Update MiniTool to give me back manual control of the update process. Thank heavens for those.

      I own my computer and it will do what I tell it to do.

      I find it troubling that people like the new system better. I suppose, in the narrowly worded "is Windows 10 update easier" it is true. Subservience is easier. Just give over control to someone else and let them decide what's good for me is easier. But I remember when just the suggestion of that sort of centralized control over the desktop would have gotten Microsoft crucified. We need to go back to that mentality.

    6. Re:I have them disabled by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is some of the updates dismantle some essential services (like the network), to prepare them to be updated upon reboot.

      Why on earth would that happen before the reboot? There has to be a staging area for new files that will be written. I've seen this and so many other quirky things when a computer has not been rebooted.

    7. Re:I have them disabled by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has designed the entire update process under the assumption that it can reboot the computer at will, so strange things can happen when you intentionally delay that reboot. It's gotten to where I just start the troubleshooting process with a reboot.

      Doesn't everyone start troubleshooting by just rebooting as the first step? In Windows it usually clears up whatever problem someone has.

      That should be the first step - reboot the computer and see if the user's problem has cleared up. Chances are, it has and you can be on your way.

    8. Re: I have them disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's cool. There are way more of us than at MS. We can handle an arms race. And they, very clearly, are just trying to keep up.

    9. Re:I have them disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. Had two years uptime on a machine once. Wasn't windows though!

    10. Re:I have them disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh seriously? Are you a bloody newbie?

      IT support 101: ALWAYS CHECK THE UPTIME. The user says they rebooted? TASK MANANGER, PERFORMANCE TAB, check the uptime. ALWAYS. FIRS THING YOU EVER CHECK WHEN DOING DESKTOP SUPPORT.

      USERS LIE. They always have, always will.

      (But, yeah, honestly, if I was Microsoft, I think the way it should work is most of windows should be in a "windows.wim" as a kind of binary disk image file. The update process prepares a "windows.new.wim" file in the background (i.e., staging the update) with zero impact on the running system (maybe some CPU use and disk I/O). Then, one reboot that very quickly switches "windows.wim" to "windows.old.wim", and "windows.new.wim" to "windows.wim" and boots up the new image. Hardly any more time than a normal reboot.)

    11. Re:I have them disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do nearly all the server work in a mostly windows shop. Due to my boss, I have windows production servers going for over two years without updates or a reboot. I don't think this is as uncommon as we might like to assume.

      The last time he was involved in any maintenance (weekend power shutdown to install new circuits) he botched the shutdown of the voicemail VM. I ended up running a copy on my personal PC (no UPS, no RAID, no backup) for about a week before he let approved the 20 minutes downtime to migrate it back to the production host.

      Before you say 'You could have done a live migration of the VM' or 'If you ran it in a cluster, you wouldn't have that problem' or 'If you just ran sendmail on Linux', yes, I know there are other option but often the options are limited from the total to the approved options.

      I have friends that are impressed that a 500 employee operation is so sophisticated. They either work for companies with bigger budgets or for smaller companies. The problem isn't budget and it isn't size, it, as always, is management and the motives of individual managers revolve around appearances. Rarely, if ever, are their motives aligned with actual outcomes.

      Scary shit.

    12. Re:I have them disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just start the troubleshooting process with a reboot.

      I mean, that's been standard procedure for decades though.

    13. Re:I have them disabled by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 0

      I own my computer and it will do what I tell it to do.

      You aren't giving others' preferences the same weight that you are giving your own. They own their computers same as you own yours and hence they have every right to chose "deal with this for me" as you do to fiddle around and set things exactly the way you like them.

      I get that you disagree with their choices, much as they disagree with your judgment that it's useful to spend all this time futzing with an appliance.

    14. Re:I have them disabled by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      The problem is you may own your computer, but Joe Average down the street does not own his computer because it was owned by a botnet years ago. I suspect Microsoft is more concerned about having millions of Windows PCs in botnets and potentially being liable for damages if Microsoft is found to have not done enough to push through updates that keep PCs patched.

    15. Re: I have them disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can easily tell them to run a command in cmd to see the uptime yourself. you are not doing your job properly, this is not windows' fault. also teamviewer or vnc connect...

    16. Re:I have them disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should invent a way to make it behave diffently for different users. Let's call it "user preferences".

    17. Re:I have them disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      use BgInfo (sysinternals) to show the last startup time right on the desktop

    18. Re:I have them disabled by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Better than disabling the reboots is disabling the forced updates altogether.

      Sex is so much better without a condom. But for some reason I can't shake this fever.

    19. Re:I have them disabled by Excelcia · · Score: 1

      Sex is so much better without a condom. But for some reason I can't shake this fever.

      1) Sure is. Glad not everyone uses one, or you wouldn't be here to post that.
      2) This is more akin to everyone in the world being forced to wear a condom as Microsoft rapes you any time they see fit. Wouldn't you like the choice?

    20. Re:I have them disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I own my computer and it will do what I tell it to do.

      You made the choice to have a computer that does not do what you tell it to do when you chose to run windows. Bold pronouncements and geek-rage are nothing compared to the reality that MS has written the operating system in such a way that you do not have final control over how it operates.

    21. Re:I have them disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and yet you think this is only a two party problem? his type of customer versus the other type of customer. What about the third party (Microsoft in this case) which could solve these issues with a couple settings that give back people control of their hardware yet let all of the other customers stick their heads in the sand about how much control and power they are handing over to a faceless corporation that doesn't care about them and only cares about the profits that can be made off of them.

      You are just another part of the problem by justifying this shit on microsofts behalf saying that the customers want this.

    22. Re:I have them disabled by thepigwanker · · Score: 1

      Rebooting is always my first step. Strangely, it seems like when that does fix the problem it's much more likely that the user will be upset that the problem is fixed (e.g. "Well I don't understand why rebooting would fix it.")

    23. Re:I have them disabled by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Amazingly yes your choices are regulated for public health reasons.

      But there is a better way. Maybe we can put a kill switch in computer that simply boots a computer that hasn't had an update in 7 days off the internet. That'll teach the anti-vaxxers.

    24. Re: I have them disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not uncommon, I have similar stories

  3. I am baffled ... APK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why nobody loves my hosts files and I have to have a job on my knees at the flying J

    APk

  4. Elderly don't get Win10 by Iwastheone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Try explaining to an elderly person who's used to 95/XP/7 how to get around Win10. Everything's hidden, icons that are confusing, and the modern desktop UI just baffles them to the point where they just give up..

    1. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by DickBreath · · Score: 2

      Microsoft: your marketing people can tell old people that it's not Windows being confusing, but that they are getting Alzhiemers.

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    2. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by buck-yar · · Score: 1

      Its supposed to be easier because it looks like your phone. Almost every man woman and child on this earth has a phone, therefore everything should be modeled around that UI.

    3. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try explaining to an elderly person who's used to 95/XP/7 how to get around Win10.

      It's not limited to the elderly. I've been cursing the feckwits at Microsoft since they introduced Window 8 and carried the carnage on to Windows 10. Too much is hidden or buried in non-obvious locations. Decades of education from Win95/98/2000/XP/7 just flushed down the toilet. Good job, Microsoft. /s

    4. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by geekmux · · Score: 0

      Try explaining to an elderly person who's used to 95/XP/7 how to get around Win10. Everything's hidden, icons that are confusing, and the modern desktop UI just baffles them to the point where they just give up..

      Sorry, but I find this hard to believe.

      Windows 10 still uses windows. And it still has a desktop that you can put shortcuts on.

      Tell me again what the elderly are doing on their 95/XP/7 computers beyond using the desktop, shortcuts, and windows? These days it doesn't matter the demographic. Almost everyone I meet doesn't have a fucking clue as to how to operate their computer, which is part of the reason certain Windows features remain unchanged.

    5. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      How "elderly" are you talking about? I'm 66 and I know enough to stay the hell away from Windows 10. I don't want malware on anything I build. Thanks, but no thanks, Microsoft.

      The people I know who are older than I am generally don't use computers anyway. They use phones for nearly everything now.

    6. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have mercy on the old folks and give them an ipad.

    7. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by remadeus · · Score: 1

      The GUI is not modern, IMHO. It's a flat 2d mess with not even a colour change when a window is active. A gad damn nightmare

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    8. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Windows 10 hides the desktop until you disable that weird phone interface...
      Then, 90% of the shit on the start menu is an ad...it's not even installed so why is it on the start menu?

    9. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Zuriel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A lot of people don't think in terms of concepts like shortcuts. They click Start and click Programs and click the thing they want. If Programs becomes "Applications" but everything else remains the same, they get lost. They don't understand, they memorise steps.

      These people need to re-learn workflows when you move the contents of "Programs" onto the base Start menu and make it a different color. Many people don't have decent computer skills. Unfortunately it's not just the elderly, either.

    10. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But thanks to you Chris, since you are are such an expert at Windows 10, you can come to the rescue as usual.

    11. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Livius · · Score: 1

      But there is *no* obstacle to having the classic (i.e. productive) UI as an option. That part of it is entirely Microsoft being cruel just to demonstrate that they have the power to get away with it.

    12. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats why you give them a chromebook!

    13. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Thankfully many of those elderly have no problems navigating an XFCE desktop for all their Facebook, email and printing needs.

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    14. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by sarren1901 · · Score: 2

      Why the fuck should I have to constantly keep relearning the UI layout? It feels like every iteration of Windows buries more of the settings and control panel options while also moving or adds extra categories.

      I remember sitting down at my nephews Win 8 box a few years back and just saying, WTF is this terrible interface? It looked like it was designed to be used with a touch screen and that was it. I quickly decided I would just use my phone instead.

      I feel sorry for my wife as she is going to have to move to Win10 next January when Win7 stops getting updates. I've already moved onto Linux but I don't have specific applications I must have. She's as married to Adobe as she is to me. Probably more to Adobe and they don't care to release a Linux version.

    15. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Iwastheone · · Score: 1
      I'm nearing 60. My neighbors are in the 80's, so I'm their tech guy. For one man I put Classic Shell on for the Win7 desktop UI look, and Chrome because IE/Edge is a mess, and it worked. Classic Shell's developer isn't updating anymore because he's tired of playing 'whack-a-mole' with every other update. This good man just wants to watch porno and check email. He's paid for Malwarebytes which saves him from his browsing habits, it auto-deletes lots of 'pups'. There's no way a tablet will work for him (failing eyesight).

      MS attempting playing 'catch-up' to be like Apple/Android means retired/limited income folks who knew Windows are set adrift. Even a Chromebook means a new learning curve for them that may be too difficult to adapt to. :/

    16. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How elderly is elderly? Early 40s here, and while I can use win10 easily enough the parts I like are the ones that are essentially unchanged (or just rebadged) since 95/xp, and it still bugs the hell out of me how utterly irrational some other bits have become. Like why was the control panel - a nice, central repository of system settings and related items - gutted and the relevant controls spread randomly about the place with no obvious underlying logic? And why are menus - simply lists of available functionality, conceptually somewhere between a table of contents and an index - increasingly eschewed in favour of inscrutable icons spashed randomly about the place?

    17. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by ozmartian · · Score: 1

      Photoshop works considerably well under Wine 4 if thats all you need

    18. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      Try explaining to an elderly person who's used to 95/XP/7 how to get around Win10. Everything's hidden, icons that are confusing, and the modern desktop UI just baffles them to the point where they just give up..

      Don't bother explaining - just nuke Win10, install Xubuntu, give them a short tutorial, and be done. Seriously, non-power-users who are comfortable with earlier, saner generations of Windows represent a perfect use case for the friendlier Linux distros and DE's. It doesn't take a lot of work to set up XFCE under Ubuntu so that it's WAY more like XP than Win10 could ever be.

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    19. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      Like why was the control panel - a nice, central repository of system settings and related items - gutted and the relevant controls spread randomly about the place with no obvious underlying logic?

      I'm only half joking when I say that it was done in order to give people less control over their computers and less confidence in exercising that control. It plays into the 'software as a service' flavour of the rent-seeking model that ALL corporations are trying to establish as the immutable new order of things.

      Come to think of it... no, I'm not half joking - I'm not joking at all. I really do believe that's what they're up to.

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    20. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck should I have to constantly keep relearning the UI layout?

      Exactly. Fortunately, one doesn't have to. I began using Linux in 1998, and kept the same UI till 2018 (20 years) when I voluntarily got a tiling window manager. There are many UIs to choose from, and whatever you prefer you just stick with forever. New and improved concepts happen, but it is always my own choice to go with them or put them off for decades.

    21. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by umghhh · · Score: 1

      Not sure if I qualify as elderly - I do remember msdos and communists rule so I guess that is a big YES. Maybe that clarifies why I find the network settings so annoying. I have to change things manually when I go to the lab and connect to some debug interfaces. This is a major pain in the butt so I ended up using wifi in the office and cable for all other things and do not touch the settings at all. control panel is in startup now because this is easier too. The funniest for me however is the realization that IT guy who gave this new win10 laptop to me was right - win10 uses less resources. At least if you do not look too closely. The constant delays and stubborn 'hanging' apps went away after I switched all optimizations off that I could find.
      I asked the IT to give my old win7 laptop back but they just laughed. It is the first time I have problems with new system that are so persistent and go back in terms what you get for the money.

    22. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Iwastheone · · Score: 1

      Thank you for this. I will definitely consider this for him. Cheers!

    23. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by Targon · · Score: 1

      First, you can pick category or small/large icons in Control Panel. Second, Control Panel dates way way way back, and while it is still there, more and more functionality is being moved to the new Settings. If you don't want to learn anything new, ever, then you might want to switch to a Mac where nothing ever changes.

    24. Re: Elderly don't get Win10 by geekmux · · Score: 1

      First, you can pick category or small/large icons in Control Panel. Second, Control Panel dates way way way back, and while it is still there, more and more functionality is being moved to the new Settings. If you don't want to learn anything new, ever, then you might want to switch to a Mac where nothing ever changes.

      If you really think things have remain unchanged in the Apple ecosystem, I dare you to throw OS 9 in front of the average GenY hipster. They'll be just as clueless.

  5. Step 12 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Is the user in the middle of playing a game?" If yes, then SHUTDOWN NOW!

  6. They're shitting the bed every other month now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 1803 was bad enough, that took a month to get it to know it was installed and stop churning back and forth, the SMB "fix" broke file sharing and the office freaks out... this isn't limited to Home edition. M$ is fail.

  7. possible solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (1) Manage computer...
    (2) Services.
    (3) set "Background Idiotic Transfer Service" and "Windows Update" to DISABLED.
    (4) (windows 10 still sucks and this does not address the baked in spyware.)
    (5) PROFIT

  8. Install the updates when I turn my computer off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be nice if you would have the option when turning computer off your computer to: "Install updates AND restart as many times as needed to finish the process".

    When I'm done with my computer, I'm done watching Netflix and go to bed.
    The next morning I go to work.
    When I come home from work I go quickly check my email...........well..........that's when windows is not telling me "configuring new updates please don't turn off your computer."
    Really really annoying.

  9. Error Messages by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In my opinion, the biggest issue with Windows Update is the cryptic error messages when the update fails, for whatever reason or another. I'm quite computer literate, and I struggle mightily trying to search out "Error Code 0x80072ee7" (or whatever) - Takes me down a rat hole of incomprehensibly useless knowledge base articles and general gibberish.

    Fixing *that* should be a top priority for Microsoft.

    1. Re:Error Messages by Zuriel · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not just that they're cryptic, they're the magic combination of cryptic and useless. Linux errors are cryptic, but they're at least extremely detailed and helpful to developers if you put them in a bug report.

      Windows error codes might as well be replaced with a frown emoji.

    2. Re:Error Messages by dwywit · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's something that I hate: "Updates failed; error 0x00062007" message.

      Googling that error number provides mostly generic answers like "this error can be produced when the moon is in the seventh house, try the update troubleshooter"

      Or the totally useless "experts" on answers.microsoft.com who tell you to reboot and then run the update troubleshooter.

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      They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
    3. Re:Error Messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an epidemic of modern software design. There is so much of a desire to make things "just work" that they hide useful information when things don't work. It results in messages like "Cannot display that page" instead of "DNS lookup failed for whatever.com." Nobody can troubleshoot things any more. It is really frustrating for developers or IT who need the error message to do their job. What is worse is that hiding the details often involves *more* development effort than showing the real message.

      Seconds ago, a coworker showed me a message that said "Unable to start IIS Express web server." It turned out he wasn't running it as admin so IIS couldn't open the port. It would have been more helpful if it had said "Opening port 80 requires admin access" or even an HRESULT code meaning access denied would have helped.

    4. Re:Error Messages by sgage · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And another thing - that cryptic error message is presented in a graphical dialog box, and you can't cut and paste it to look it up. You have to write it down, and then type it into browser search. What a useless aggravation!

    5. Re:Error Messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All those codes that that start with 0x800 tend to be "access denied" I noticed. Of course, what access was denied tends to be more difficult to ascertain.

    6. Re:Error Messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assumed the "experts" were mostly bots based on the fact that the "advice" is invariably the same generic "sorry you're having trouble, we value you, have you tried turning it off and on again?" template and usually has very little connection to the actual question.

    7. Re:Error Messages by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2

      I remember back in 1996ish trying to get a friend's Mac onto the Internet. She was having configuration issues.

      Nearly 25 years later I remember the Mac error message to this day: "TCP / IP is Unhappy!" - Along with a frowny-face.

      I almost pitched the very expensive Macintosh out the window.

    8. Re:Error Messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the bsod screen already has a giant frown emoticon...

      (Or was that the joke?)

    9. Re:Error Messages by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      At least for the Service Packs (whatever they call them now) the error messages are supposedly going to be improved now. I would hope that process also makes it way to Windows Update.

    10. Re:Error Messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They pretty much are. Bluescreen messages have an ascii frowny on them.

    11. Re:Error Messages by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      Windows error codes might as well be replaced with a frown emoji.

      Thanks for that! Made my night - I'm still laughing...

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    12. Re:Error Messages by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Windows error codes might as well be replaced with a frown emoji.

      That's literally what they did in Windows 10. The blue screen of death is now just a frown emoji and a reassuring message.

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    13. Re:Error Messages by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Fixing *that* should be a top priority for Microsoft.

      Cryptic error messages WAS the fix. The previous error message said "Something went wrong :-(" and left you screwed.

    14. Re:Error Messages by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Or the totally useless "experts" on answers.microsoft.com who tell you to reboot and then run the update troubleshooter.

      These people need to be rounded up, taken out behind the shed and shot. I'm not mincing my words. The world is suffering from over population and there are few people quite as utterly useless as the Microsoft "experts".

    15. Re:Error Messages by Targon · · Score: 1

      That is probably one of the few comments that is really a GOOD complaint, because the error messages really are so cryptic that very few people can figure out why updates are failing. What I have found in some cases, is that those "reserved" partitions that are created are sometimes used by Windows Update to hold the update files, and if they run out of space, the updates will fail. I haven't run into that in a year or so, but I've learned that if you assign a drive letter to those reserved partitions and check them out, you may find a Win10 Update directory there that has been filling up the space since Win10 1511, and is now stopping updates. Removing it then resolves your problem. Just remember to remove the drive letter to avoid confusion later.

    16. Re:Error Messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opening port 80 requires admin access This is an information leak vulnerability. If they don't have access to open ports, why tell a regular user that?

    17. Re: Error Messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, what about the Apple store genius bar staff? :)

    18. Re:Error Messages by sad_ · · Score: 1

      one of the reasons why windows is a pain to use, it's not just the update errors that are cryptic, almost every error is cryptic.
      i noticed that on windows 10 you get a button called 'troubleshoot' (or something like that), but it never finds or solves anything.

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  10. Stop calling it Windows 10 already by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear Microsoft: start calling Windows OS X.

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    1. Re:Stop calling it Windows 10 already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple's lawyers would feast upon their corpses.

    2. Re:Stop calling it Windows 10 already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Microsoft: start calling [it] Windows OS X

      Trust me, nobody will confuse Microsoft's steaming pile of manure with Apple's macOS X just because you call it Windows OS X. macOS X has its flaws, but they're like a mild case of acne next to the flesh-eating-disease mess that is Windows 10.

  11. Re:Install the updates when I turn my computer off by sims+2 · · Score: 1

    Seriously why doesn't it do that now??

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  12. People ;-) by Carrot007 · · Score: 0

    Windows 10 gets very upset, often to the level of a new install being easier than fixing if it cannot get updates.

    This is a big issue becasue most people today have laptops (or tablets etc...).

    As such they are not left on at all times and do not update.

    I have had to fix many a machine with this issue (It also happens if your machine will not take an update regardlessof being left on, but being mostly off at night is the main problem).

    I am basically saying the update method is broken for the average person. It could be fixed by defaulting to a low power/updates only shutdown by default rather than sleep mode. Not that a lot of people would not turn it off anyway.

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  13. .net framework updates are a royal PITA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problems with having a framework system the constantly changes and requires incremental transition is that even slight updates re register the entire framework. The constant updating of how windows communicates requiring a full rewrite every time some little function is changed is a huge part of why windows update is a causing people to shut off updates.

  14. Win7 had good solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was NoAutoRebootWithLoggedOnUsers registry entry in Windows 7. It was great because it guaranteed there will be no unwanted restarts when updates are installed. Could be also set with group policy. Now it's gone. Why?

    1. Re: Win7 had good solution by bn-7bc · · Score: 0

      Probaby bcause a lot of users complaint to ther mor teck savy friends about oneanted reboots, the friend saaid, yes we kand take away the reboots bot (at this point the user tuned out ) you have to reboot at keast once evrery x so windows have a chance to actually install updates. The user sead yes kill tje reboots, it got done but then they forgot ( due to having tuned out) to actually fo the reboots, and gpr botneted, microsofr ended up with bad pr due to this happening quite often, and thdy chose to blsme the reg setting got removed in windows 10. Companies ignoring wat is realy wrong, in this case a btoken update mechsnisem, and user doing the only thing they can ie treating the dympto

    2. Re: Win7 had good solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "oneanted reboot"

      Duh, everyone knows you need two ants to reboot.

  15. Update reboots aren't the only problem by Solandri · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft keeps rearranging settings and stuff. It's gotten to where about a quarter of the online tutorials and guides don't work anymore because Microsoft has rearranged things since the guide was written. The one that stands out in my mind is the setting to disable driver updates. There used to be a setting in the updates page of the control panel which allowed you to disable driver updates. Then it got removed from the control panel and moved to the Metro UI settings. Then it got split into a separate setting for each driver. Then they completely removed the setting for several months (which screwed over my gaming laptop since the video drivers Win 10 kept installing didn't work). And now they seem to have finalized on using the "Roll back driver" button in the driver's properties. If you click that, it rolls back the driver and disables automatic updates for that driver.

    1. Re:Update reboots aren't the only problem by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Especially since you almost NEVER want the driver updates installed.

      They're usually 3 or 4 versions behind the vendor specific drivers, and usually break anyway.

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    2. Re:Update reboots aren't the only problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      drivers should be controlled by the user, not the system, the fact that windows 10 changes a driver by itself is fucking moronic, once you have a computer installed that works just the way you want it, every driver reinstall is not going to ever improve it, it just has the potential for breaking it

      you can even troubleshoot hardware problems if you know a certain version of the system works, if the system is constantly changing you make figuring out if your problem is software or hardware way more complicated

      in essence: windows 10 is shit, will always be shit, until the end of time

    3. Re:Update reboots aren't the only problem by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      My favorite button is the fresh install button. They admit their OS is so shitty that it slows down for unknown reasons.

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    4. Re:Update reboots aren't the only problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is common of MS over the years to obfuscate and confuse and rearrange or rebrand by "Constantly Changing" as if it were some scheme to stay relevant through a reinvention of itself. Links deprecate WAY too fast and/or end up with a different parent name somewhere along the tracks its fucking confusing.
      Everything about MS == spaghetti, and my mind is over this crap.

    5. Re:Update reboots aren't the only problem by piers_downunder · · Score: 1

      Microsoft keeps rearranging settings and stuff.

      Not only have they hidden many of the settings under arbitrary new names, they've completely broken search in the process. If you have Windows 10, imagine you want to pull up the Device Manager but don't know where they've moved it, so you open the Start Menu and try a text search:

      1. Start by typing "Dev", note the results.
      2. Then add the "i" so it says "Devi", then "c".
      3. Note that Device Manager appeared in "Dev", disappeared in "Devi" and reappeared in "Devic".

      As a programmer, I can't even imagine what awful algorithm could vomit out search results this bad.

    6. Re:Update reboots aren't the only problem by ZoomieDood · · Score: 1

      Soooo... you're saying that they're following Facebook's model for privacy settings?

  16. Re:Just Buy a Chromebook and never look back by DarkRookie2 · · Score: 1

    So I can have something worse?

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  17. Re:Install the updates when I turn my computer off by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Task scheduler, new task, set it to run on boot with admin privileges.
    shutdown /r /t 3600

    If you're actually sitting down to use your PC, just run shutdown /a or make a shortcut that does it.
    Alternatively, setup another scheduled task that does that on user login.

  18. PIck 1 by DarkRookie2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Either focus on consumers, and remove the enterprise stuff
    Or focus on enterprise, and remove the consumer stuff.
    This one size for all OS pisses everyone off.

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    1. Re: PIck 1 by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      Are you even responding to the study? It clearly showed that users preferred the update experience in win10 as compared with previous versions of windows. Microsoft is clearly doing something right - more systems are up to date with security fixes (amongst others) and their users prefer the new experience.

    2. Re:PIck 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already have. Consumers are beta testers for their enterprise customers.

    3. Re:PIck 1 by jezwel · · Score: 1
      There *is* an Enterprise version of Windows 10.
      What enterprisey stuff need to be removed from the Home edition?

      I just checked the Start menu on my work Win10 PC. Only work and Office related apps. Cortana is locked down. Updates are selected and pushed as available for a period of time, then forced install after a date.I need to login with a different account for local admin rights, and that account cannot access the internet through our web proxy.

    4. Re:PIck 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your admins have disabled consumer experience via gpo or registry (at a minimum). Believe it or not it doesn't come this way out of box.

    5. Re: PIck 1 by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I wonder if many of them shut their computers down regularly, so the forced restarts don't really hurt them.

      Maybe some of them feel that Microsoft is an authority here, and that when the computer tells them it needs to restart that's actually welcome advice that they should follow. In other words they don't realize that he restarts may be unnecessary or excessive.

      That's the basis on which many scams and viruses work after all - the computer or someone in authority like the fake Microsoft tech support guy is telling you that this is the action you need to take, up to and including giving them large sums of money.

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    6. Re:PIck 1 by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      There is no one size fits all approach. Enterprise windows allows corporations to control updates, reboots, remove everything including the xbox crap and even the windows store itself.

      The real annoying part is that we pro-sumers can't get that good Enterprise version in any legal way.

  19. Win10 finally pushed me to 100% linux use at home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After dealing with Win10 for a few months (and not immediately following release, a year+ after initial release) and the feeling of powerlessness in this regard, I switched to ubuntu at home and ditched the dual-boot too. Now I'm 100% linux only at home, and I haven't missed windows much. Most of my steam library plays on there (and I have a 10 year old PC), and those that don't I can play on my work PC, which, for now, is on Win7.

  20. and they think that hyper-v server can just reboot by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    and they think that an hyper-v server can just reboot.

    Now if they can get to work in cluster mode with auto live migration and rolling reboots then do it but on server needs to have active hours (With no can't be bigger then X hour gap and can set to say one day a week) Also have server updates full control *with out needing to set GPO's for both 2019 and 2016

  21. New study shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grouping users as an undifferentiated homogeneous mass is likely to produce whichever outcome people decided on in advance of the study, which supporters say they hope will persuade people who aren't paying much attention, or at least give them an excuse to fall back on later when literally everyone else says they weren't sufficiently consulted.

  22. In other words... by jbmartin6 · · Score: 0

    Windows 10 Home users baffled by academic's flowchart

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  23. Re:and they think that hyper-v server can just reb by EvilSS · · Score: 2

    They figure anyone using Hyper-V is a masochist so they probably want it reboot randomly.

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  24. Stop rebooting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about they just stop making updates require reboots?

  25. Re:Just Buy a Chromebook and never look back by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    Why buy new hardware, just install Linux.

  26. A better menu by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I agree, I have found the prompts/options confusing. It has end up rebooting on me in the middle of a session. I had thought it would prompt me first if I asked for "install at a later time". Not so. Other systems give you a count-down clock, such as "Starting installation plus a restart in 120 seconds. Click here to cancel install..."

    How about a menu such as:

    Windows updates are ready, which will require a restart. Estimated install time is 7 minutes. Your options are as follows:
    - Install now
    - Remind me later* [brings up dialog to select reminder period]
    - Install upon shut-down
    - Install upon next start-up
    - Install at a specific time*
    - Specialized options* [for throttled networks etc.]
    - Help with install timing

    I often want "remind me later" because I'm yan... uh, doing something. Therefore, a nice touch would be to have a menu option which echos my prior delay time or selection. Example:

    - Install now
    - Remind me in 24 hours
    - Remind me at a later time [changes default]
    - etc...

    In this case, it echos my prior delay period selection, "24 hours". People tend to use the same options over again. (If I don't use the PC longer than 24 hours, then it should remind me upon next login.)

    Comments?

    * Results in additional dialogs or sub-menus

    1. Re:A better menu by vux984 · · Score: 1

      The problem is users are fuckwits.

      "Remind me later" or "ask me tomorrow" -- can, and will be pushed infinitely.
      Install upon shutdown / startup -- only updates in the event of a power failure.

      This was tried for 15 years from 2k through Win8.

      Then you get some exploit that goes wild that was patched 3 months ago and 100 million fuckwits get infected because they refuse to ever do updates when prompted, and refuse to plan to ever do them.

      The obnoxious overreach by microsoft here was to address this intractable problem -- regular users won't do critical updates because they're busy / lazy / don't care. And there's millions of them so MS decided listening to them scream about reboots was less bad than the damage done by exploits that were fixed months or even years ago spreading through millions of poorly managed PCs.

      A better solution would be updates that don't need reboots. Or that could at least work with a hibernate restore mechanism... but in the absence of that... given the two choices; they went with forced updates are better than millions of people refused to manage their own updates properly. Arguably they made the right choice... as much as it drives me nuts personally.

    2. Re:A better menu by lordlod · · Score: 1

      Then you get some exploit that goes wild that was patched 3 months ago and 100 million fuckwits get infected because they refuse to ever do updates when prompted, and refuse to plan to ever do them.

      The obnoxious overreach by microsoft here was to address this intractable problem -- regular users won't do critical updates because they're busy / lazy / don't care. And there's millions of them so MS decided listening to them scream about reboots was less bad than the damage done by exploits that were fixed months or even years ago spreading through millions of poorly managed PCs.

      I think if Microsoft was only forcing updates for critical security issues everybody would agree with you.

    3. Re:A better menu by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      "Remind me later" or "ask me tomorrow" -- can, and will be pushed infinitely.

      I don't think that's very common, but it is the user's prerogative if they really want to keep ignoring updates. Windows should give a decent warning about skipping critical security patches, but ultimately it should be up to the user.

      Install upon shutdown / startup -- only updates in the event of a power failure.

      Most home users shut down while at work or out. If a few days do go by without a restart, another reminder can pop-up. (I'm assuming Home Edition here. Also,
      Windows tends to get funky if you go a few weeks without a restart.)

      A better solution would be updates that don't need reboots.

      That would be nice, but MS would probably have to completely overhaul Windows to bring that about. Not gonna happen in my lifetime.

    4. Re:A better menu by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      I think if Microsoft was only forcing updates for critical security issues everybody would agree with you.

      Precisely this. Security updates generally tend to be small and install quickly. Odds are pretty good that half of them can be installed transparently and without a reboot.

      The problem tends to be the larger updates, especially the 'feature updates' that take hours to install in order to add features nobody asked for.

      'Muh Securrity' isn't a justifiable reason why a recent round of updates basically told users their documents and other data would be uploaded to OneDrive by default.

    5. Re:A better menu by vux984 · · Score: 1

      "I don't think that's very common,"

      What on earth are you basing that on?

      "Windows should give a decent warning about skipping critical security patches, but ultimately it should be up to the user."

      It's a bit like anti-vaxxers. If enough users turn off the updates, or just keep ignoring them, the health of the herd gets pretty vulnerable. And this is exactly what happened over and over again with windows over the last 20 years.

      It's what's happening again now all over with IoT garbage, even if updates are available... unless they are forced almost nobody does them.

      "Most home users shut down while at work or out."

      True in the 90s. It's just not true anymore. These days some people might push a power button out of habit... but it just sleeps the unit. It's not a shutdown anymore. And most people just walk away and it goes to sleep by itself. Honestly, the number of users who DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW to actually shutdown their computer is staggering.

      " If a few days do go by without a restart, another reminder can pop-up. (I'm assuming Home Edition here."

      Which will be ignored and dismissed, just like all the other popups. Seriously, if they can dismiss the 'your antivirus is expired' 365 days a year without once thinking maybe they should renewing or uninstall it if they don't want it. And then dismiss the 'printer communication error' popup for a printer they don't own anymore... they'll have no problem hitting 'later' on the updates reminder. They want to check facebook NOW.

      "Also, Windows tends to get funky if you go a few weeks without a restart.)"

      You don't HAVE to reboot, and do updates... but nothings going to work until you. Seens like you are back to forcing reboots.

    6. Re:A better menu by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I was mostly addressing UI issues, not how to force/encourage people to upgrade timely.

      Before I evaluate the UI implications of forcing, we first have to agree on if, how, and when to force upgrades. As working terms, let's consider these categories of updates:

      1. Critical security update -- Based on likely or highly dangerous threats.
      2. Non-critical security update -- Attack/malware preventions that are deemed to be against rare actual threats or that have mild consequences
      3. Feature updates & fixes -- Unrelated to hacking or malware

    7. Re:A better menu by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Before we do even that -- consider that you are doing this development for a largely unresponsive and non-subscription userbase. (Home users / SMB users with no IT / etc)

      You really just want one code base to maintain at the best of times; but in this case, you REALLY don't want to deal with a multitude of patch levels, and patch configurations.

      New PATCH X for home users. Does it work if they are otherwise up to date? Yes. Done. That's all they want to deal with.

      Does it break if they have only previous installed critical updates since 2011? Does it work if they have only installed feature updates to January 2017, and non-critical updates to May 2018? What about April 2018? Are category 3 feature updates non-cumulative? Can they skip feature updates? Do we need to write a version of the fix for users who didn't install Feature XYZ yet? For users who installed XYZ but didn't apply the non-critical fix for XYZ...

      Do we need test all that? Do we need to support all that? That's an immense amount of extra thankless and mostly unpaid work.

      Why not just make home users run the latest version; and cull the number of supported configurations down and focus nearly all our testing on that one patch level. There's a reason even pro users can basically just opt into a slightly slower update 'channel' now -- its all about reducing the number of possible patch configurations out there to the least that they can get away with.

  27. You need to be easily baffled to be on Window 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I submit that the user base for Windows Home 10 skews the results because it self selects for the folks that are easily baffled. Once they have it installed all the force fed invasive advertising eats at their brains further keeping them for changing to a more humane user focused OS.

  28. Error Messages for thee, not for me by Pitawg · · Score: 1

    Did you just lose the main issue of MS shift to Win 10? They run it. They decide. Why would you think the "cryptic error message" needs to be understood by the user of someone else's OS?

    What is cryptic here, is the reason you think you deserve to understand something you pay other people to manage for you. You may have paid, but is has only started to cost you. There was no purchase.

  29. Windows 10 Home is junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft could care less about consumer versions, their success resides with enterprise and business. Anything less then Windows 10 Pro is purely a version for the masses of consumers. Which requires forced updates and upgrades because so many consumers are idiots in maintaining their PC's.

  30. Comment by WallyL · · Score: 1

    Windows 10 is what made 2016 my Year of Linux on the Desktop. I have one legacy Windows 7 device for some Steam stuff (and a tool that converts assets to a format usable on my Linux sytem), and the rest Devuan and Fedora GNU/Linux. Microsoft made me a Linux [desktop] user.

    1. Re:Comment by Major_Disorder · · Score: 1

      All I can say is I swear a lot less using Linux, than I do when forced to use Windows.
      I also moved my 67 year old (Very nontechnical.) mother to a Linux Mint desktop, and the number of calls I got from her with issues dropped off to almost nothing after the first couple of weeks.

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    2. Re:Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, your mother just stopped using her desktop and secretly bought an ipad ;)

    3. Re: Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well at least it's not Windows 10.

  31. Two versions by DogDude · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with making two versions like they used to? How hard is that? One for most people who just watch videos and play games. Another for people who need to get work done on their computers. It isn't rocket science, or particularly complicated to have TWO versions instead of ONE.

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  32. Small data set by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    97 persons is a rather small data set. I am doubtful it can yield relevant statistics results.

  33. Still IMPERSONATING me JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of WASTING your life STALKING me by UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous posts OR IMPERSONATING me (since you WISH you were me)? Make a Wheel https://isc.sans.edu/forums/di... as I have that gives users more speed/security/reliability & anonymity NATIVELY doing more for less vs. ANY single 'solution' out there!

    HILARIOUS u ADMIT u have a /. acct & STALK me by UNIDENTIFIABLE ac https://hardware.slashdot.org/... - YOU have ISSUES, lunatic.

    * See subject & that's the "best ya got"? It proves You WISH you were ME (as your POOR imitation = the sincerest form of flattery).

    APK

    P.S.=> I know WHY you do it though (out of "butthurt angst", lol): I've BLOWN YOU AWAY so many times under your MANY alter-ego SOCKPUPPET /. accounts FAKENAMES you're out for "revenge" only to have EGG ON YOUR FACE yet again... apk

    1. Re:Still IMPERSONATING me JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knew it was a parody post because you suck trucker cock at the Pilot Travel Center since it is a closer walk from your dump $1 house.

  34. Douglas Adams FTW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”

    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    And the think people will get windows updates?

  35. Rebooting is the stupid and lazy way anyway by raymorris · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I chuckle a bit when people talk about letting the user choose what time to shutdown the entire machine for 30 minutes while Windows updates whatever - the color picker dialog and the wifi UI or whatever.

    Twenty years ago, tou used to have to rebuild Linux if you updated the KERNEL. Only the kernel ever needed a reboot. Anything else, the update just saves the new version of the file to disk. If it's a running service you.want to update, restart that service. Updating the file sharing service means you restart file sharing, which takes three seconds. Why in the world do Microsoft programmers find it necessary to shut down the machine, and then extract the new version of the file? Do they really not know how to save a file on a system that is running?

    Ten or fifteen years ago, Linux got live kernel updates. No need to reboot to activate the new kernel. Most people probably reboot into a new kernel out of habit and inertia, but that's the only time you'd reboot a Linux box related to an update. I had a machine up for eight years until I moved. It stayed updated.

    Windows got multi-user security (DAC) 10-20 years after Unix and Linux. Windows got modern security, MAC (or at least a watered down simulation of it) about 10 years after Linux. Windows gets a lot of things 10-20 years after Linux does. Maybe it'll get the ability to update a file without shutting down the entire machine, in a few years.

    1. Re:Rebooting is the stupid and lazy way anyway by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      yep, the Windows update system is so useless. It almost kills my laptop during download and it is so slow to actually update. The whole install process for Windows is the worlds worst.

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    2. Re: Rebooting is the stupid and lazy way anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because windows is used in a professional environment.

      Updating the underlying files while keeping the running copy different is dangerous, especially if there are dependencies. You're asking for a crash or some unexpected interaction if another piece of software expects a different version

  36. What's so difficult about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) You enable updates
    2) It eventually runs at some unknown time in the future
    3) It fails to download, so you go online and find a workaround
    4) Your shit is all fucked up and you just install a newer windows 10 manually

  37. Where is Update & Turn Off??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one, would like "Update & Turn Off" option!
    (I think there was such an option in older Windows version(s) but removed for unknown reason!)

    Also, it should/must not require any further operations/delay!
    When I turn on my computer next time, it better start normal (& take normal startup time)!
    Right now, on the other hand, even after updates are installed & computer restarted, Windows still starts doing further operations (which would last for unknown duration)!

    Also, I think Google Chrome actually proved clearly that all updates can be done in the background w/o any restart!!!

  38. Re:Just Buy a Chromebook and never look back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why buy new hardware, just install Linux.

    Bonus: generally speaking, the whole system will run a lot faster and smoother than it ever did with Windows.

  39. IANAP - Not a Programmer by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    I absolutely must have one program on Win 10. Updates to either the program or OS that disrupt my work is not acceptable under any circumstances.

    The final solution for me is drastic, but works: Once the OS is installed & updated once, my key program is loaded and then the Win machine NEVER goes back on a network again.

    Data goes in & out via USB key over to a Mac. If I actually needed Win10 to run on that machine on a network it would be on a separate boot drive, but I hate the thought. High security military development runs similarly, ... well sort of.

    Win downtime = zero minutes per year.

    I have no time left for BS.

  40. Just move on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the posts look like they come from babies.

    Product irritates you? Buy smth else.

    Demand creates supply. The money is the ultimate voting card.

    1. Re: Just move on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your post looks way worse. windows comes pre-installed on just about all cheap laptops and desktops. these are the devices that the masses use. these masses of people don't know how to install a different os. also there are work PCs that use windows, some software doesn't work on anything else, etc...

  41. My System is Used 24x7x365 by WindowsStar · · Score: 0

    Microsoft needs to understand that I use my computer 24x7x365 they need to have an option (with a huge warring if they must) that lets you select 24 hours in use time. I work about 15 hours on the computer and then run all my SQL queries, database updates, backups, file transfers, complies, etc at night. The system is used 24x7x365. I have NO IDEA why Microsoft cannot understand this! In the computer age people actually use their computers! Give me the option to turn off automatic updates and let me select a time once a week where I can stop processes and do the updates!

    1. Re:My System is Used 24x7x365 by njoroge2428 · · Score: 1

      You might need a holiday soon....

    2. Re:My System is Used 24x7x365 by WindowsStar · · Score: 1

      ....hey that is what my girlfriend says. LOL

  42. What is so confusing? by tratson · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with updates. sudo apt update && apt upgrade -y If I want to have a closer look at everything then I remove the -y and if I am lazy and don't run the command, my computer will do it for me - because I told it to that if I am lazy. In many years that command has not worked for me twice and both were shitty nvidia driver issues. Windows makes a cute vm if you like to poke a stick at monkeys in a cage but I don't want Candy Crush Soda installed against my will every time my computer "updates". FFS people, there are alternatives. How can you expect a greedy and ruthless company to act in any other interest than it's own. 2019 - Year of the Linux desktop!

    1. Re:What is so confusing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lost all credibility with your last clause and I've been a Linux user for over a decade and used it and MacOSX exclusively since Windows 10.

  43. Important deadline? Lets nuke your files, Gross by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The update process is gross negligence, or actual willful acts of damage.

    I had to write a script to disable windows updates to stop the insanity.

    it cost me many hours of work and lots of sleep.

    https://www.facebook.com/wuauservDESTROYS/

  44. but... Windows is a service by mad7777 · · Score: 2

    I still remember back when Windows was an operating system. Now, the friendly popup informs me, Windows is a "service", graciously provided by Microsoft, at its discretion, and to susceptible be updated with whatever code they choose to push at me, with or without my approval. All for my greater comfort and convinience, of course.

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    Might makes right irrelevant.
  45. You can Disable Windows 10 OS upgrades by danwat1234 · · Score: 1

    You can disable Windows updates now, if you have an older build of Windows 10. Specifically, version 1703 which is build number 15063.1387 for me. With this version u can permanently disabled windows updates within Services. When the c:\Windows10Upgrade\ folder is inevitably created, remove ALL permissions so nothing can add files to it. Install Process Blocker and have it block C:\Windows10Upgrade\Windows10UpgraderApp.exe C:\windows\softwaredistribution\Download\randomcharacters\WindowsUpdateBox.exe C:\Windows\UpdateAssistantV2\Windows10Upgrade.exe C:\Windows\UpdateAssistant\Windows10Upgrade.exe There u go. Windows update permanently disabled and won't upgrade itself. Should work on the latest build of Windows 10 as well to block major upgrades,though patches will still install.

  46. Baffling. by martinX · · Score: 1

    New study shows Windows 10 Home Edition users are baffled by light switches.

    --
    When they came for the communists, I said "He's next door. Take him away. Goddam commies."
  47. My Mother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does not like Windows 10 for what it tried to do to her email and media player. She also has trouble finding thing in Windows 10 and really misses Windows 7. I should have just upgraded her to Linux then the learning curve would have been for something that remained stable in terms of interface and applications.

  48. Do YOU even own your own home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do YOU even own your own home? If so, PROVE it. We'll see who the "parody" is here, now won't we (you'll run from that guaranteed).

    * A troll like you lives under a bridge (the underpass part with the drunk bums & heroin junkies) I bet...

    APK

    P.S.=> See, what I do have? It's BETTER than being a "parody of a man" (you) HIDING from me by UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous STALKING ME as YOU do... apk

    1. Re: Do YOU even own your own home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apk impersonates me and others

      Get a life loser retard

      - Dax

    2. Re: Do YOU even own your own home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hohohoho penniless worthless autistic "Dax" proves he's worthless and no home of his own avoiding a simple question as he stalks apk.

  49. One maddening aspect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is that "active hours" can't be set to more than 18 hours per day. This might be fine for a "work" computer, but for a laptop that I drag off the floor when I wake up and use until I fall asleep, it's totally nutty. Just let me reboot and update by myself when I'm ready to deal with cryptic update error messages, and for fuck's sake, let me power off the machine and power on the machine when I want to without having to wait half an hour for updates to happen.

  50. Bottom Line on Microsoft Updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO or very little testing is donw prior to their release. I's seen a LARGE nubmer of Sharepoint servers get borked by MS updates...you'd think that they'd test patches against their own apps berfore rleaseign them, but as I said, NO testing appears to be done.

  51. Rotfl by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Linux is used in far more roles professionally than Windows is, and is far, far more reliable. By orders of magnitude. Windows is designed for desktop use by people who need to see their options displayed in a graphical menu because otherwise they wouldn't know how to use their computer - they wouldn't know which command to type. It serves pretty well in that limited role.

    > You're asking for a crash or some unexpected interaction if another piece of software expects a different version

      True, if you OS programmers are utter morons and change the foo() function to return a completely different data type. The first month you start playing with programming, you might have a function getShape() which returns a shape object. A month later you might change it to return a coloredShape object, and break things. My four-year-old might do that. Professional programmers would ADD the new getColoredShape() function. Are you saying it's necessary because Microsoft's programmers are preschoolers?

    1. Re: Rotfl by idontusenumbers · · Score: 1

      Windows more closely aligns with human-centered design than Linux. Linux, especially the terminal, is the antithesis of human-centered design. The terminal completely fails in numerous universally accepted criteria of human centered design including visibility, discoverability, and consistency. Using the terminal may be more productive for a tiny, unusual, subset of humans, of which you may be one, but average humans are more productive in windows.

  52. I always forget about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I boot up windows about twice a year when I need to run some little program that's only available there. Often I have to reboot after installing those programs - and I always forget about that fucking update process it starts after being offline for a few months. So "just going to boot into windows, install that little app, convert that file, and we're back working" often turns into an hourlong pain in the ass. One of the reasons I try to avoid Microsoft as much as possible.

    1. Re: I always forget about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P.s.: it's a running, working system and I don't need security updates because there's nothing delicate on that machine. Just give me a way to disable updates without jumping through hoops. Is that so hard?

  53. ummm yea right.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything in this paper is a lie so that leads me to say: Just who did Microsoft pay for this study result! Just switch to linux it will be painful for a bit but then you get used to the new OS. try Mint first.

  54. Most users that feel otherwise have already left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well Windows 10 is the OS that finally convinced me to ditch MS for good. I've been happily running MacOSX and Linux ever since. Fuck em.

  55. Really bad for beginner-centered design by raymorris · · Score: 1

    A terminal is a really difficult interface for beginners, especially if you sit them down with no instruction. If the user has no clue, the interface better provide some clues. That's absolutely true.

    For efficient use by people who do it every day, clicking through six levels of menus is a terrible interface. That's why efficient computer users regularly use even the worst of keyboard interfaces, like ctrl-v, (what does "v" have to do with "paste?") in preference to clicking, even though you've made keyboard use more difficult by designing the application strictly for the first-time user who needs to discover things for the first time. Watch someone clicking at on on-screen keyboard to enter their email address, then watch someone who can type do their email address from the keyboard. Without looking at the keyboard, they'll type it a thousand times faster than they can click it. Of course keyboard entry is only very good if you've used a keyboard before.

      Discoverability is really important - once. If you design all of your applications, applications somebody has to use all day everyday, as if each use is their first use, you're doing it wrong. The requirements for use by someone who has done it before are totally different than what's needed if you measure only sitting someone down who has never seen the application before and tell them to figure it out, with no instruction.

    Having said all of that, desktops and laptops are less than 5% of the computer market. Everytime you sit down and Google something, when you click at one computer, 30 other computers work to get you the results. For 30 out of 31 computers involved, what matters I that they work quickly and reliably - nobody is clicking at them.

    1. Re:Really bad for beginner-centered design by idontusenumbers · · Score: 1

      Clicking through 6 levels of menus *is* a terrible interface. Most graphical interfaces aren't like that though. No one is proposing getting rid of the keyboard.

      Discoverability is important only once, if you live in a world where users have infinite, perfect memories. Humans do not have infinite or perfect memories.

      The post was about windows on desktops and a comment about linux on desktops.