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What's The Correct Way to Pronounce 'GIF'? (thenewstack.io)

"Apparently we're all fighting about how to pronounce 'GIF' again on Twitter," writes technology columnist Mike Melanson: I personally find the argument of web designer Aaron Bazinet, who managed to secure the domain howtoreallypronouncegif.com, rather convincing in its simplicity: "It's the most natural, logical way to pronounce it. That's why when everyone comes across the word for the first time, they use a hard G [as in "gift"]." Bazinet relates the origin of the debate as such:

"The creator of the GIF image format, Steve Wilhite of CompuServe, when deciding on the pronunciation, said he deliberately chose to echo the American peanut butter brand, Jif, and CompuServe employees would often say 'Choosy developers choose GIF(jif)', playing off of Jif's television commercials. If you hear anyone pronounce GIF with a soft G, it's because they know something of this history."

Wilhite attempted to settled the controversy in 2013 when accepting a lifetime achievement award at the 17th annual Webby awards. Using an actual animated .gif for his five-word acceptance speech, he authoritatively announced his preferred pronounciation. However, the chief editor of the Oxford English Dictionary argues that "A coiner effectively loses control of a word once it's out there," adding that "the pronunciation with a hard g is now very widespread and readily understood."

One linguist addressed the topic on Twitter this week, noting studies that found past usage of "gi" in words has been almost evenly split between hard and soft g sounds. Their thread also answers a related question: how will I weaponize a trivial and harmless consonant difference to make other people feel bad and self-conscious about themselves?

Her response? "Maybe just....don't do this."

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  1. Jif... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Informative

    Because choosy nerds choose GIF!

    For those overseas or under 30, it's a play on the old Choosy mothers choose Jif peanut butter commercial

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    1. Re:Jif... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The creator of the GIF image format, Steve Wilhite of CompuServe, when deciding on the pronunciation, said he deliberately chose to echo the American peanut butter brand, Jif,

      So, he's a complete moron.

      He created the acronym GIF, for Graphics Interchange Format.
      The G is for Graphics, not Jraphics.

      The G is for Graphics, not Jraphics.

      There is no such word as Jraphics.

      The G is for Graphics, not Jraphics.

      There is no such word as Jraphics.

      How do you create an acronym and then pronounce it wrong? That's just fucking retarded.

    2. Re: Jif... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Jin and tonic

    3. Re:Jif... by msauve · · Score: 1

      Mikey likes it!

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    4. Re: Jif... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The American "peanut butter" is the same product. Before use for cleaning toilets, it is a white cream.

    5. Re:Jif... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Common use overrides author's intent, no exceptions.

      That's why people unironically state "I took the path less traveled" despite Frost's intended irony.

      And, that's why people say "gif" with a hard consonant "g" and not a soft "j."

      The language does not belong to an individual and it does not care about individual intentions. Common use is all that matters.

    6. Re:Jif... by Phics · · Score: 4, Informative

      How do you create an acronym and then pronounce it wrong? That's just fucking retarded.

      Oh really?

      Pronounce Scuba for me.... now, pronounce each word the letters in Scuba stand for... Betcha you never pronounced it sc-uh-ba in your life.

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    7. Re:Jif... by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      How do you create an acronym and then pronounce it wrong?

      Maybe he didn't.

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    8. Re:Jif... by LucasBC · · Score: 1

      Phics was referring to the letter "u". When pronouncing "scuba", people use a long "u" as in "unity" (which makes it sound like "skoobah"), rather than the short "u" sound for the actual word, which is "underwater" (which would sound like "skuhbah").

    9. Re:Jif... by Revek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the moron who created a prolific graphics format. It wasn't a big deal when I read about it in 1990 so I really think the problem is today's morons who can't accept if you invent it you can pronounce the name any way you like.

    10. Re: Jif... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you pronounced JPEG jfeg? Because p is for a word which is pronounced with the f sound.

    11. Re:Jif... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Definitely cemented his status for the rest of history, as a moron.

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    12. Re: Jif... by AxeTheMax · · Score: 1

      ... u umlaut is a combination of i and u sounds .... you might think you know the umlaut but you're not a linguist, are you?

    13. Re: Jif... by David+Gould · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Huh. Somebody who thinks the way an acronym's letters are pronounced in their respective words has ANYTHING AT ALL to do with how the acronym should be pronounced... is calling somebody *else* a moron? Funny.

      Once again, the ONLY points that have any relevance whatsoever are:

      1. The person who invents a technology deserves the right to name it, and only a total asshole would ignore their wishes.

      2. The Cabal has authorized me to reveal that, for as long as the GIF format has existed, pronouncing "gif" correctly -- i.e., like "gin", not like "git" -- has been one of the not-so-secret recognition codes by which people who have any clue about computer stuff identify each other.

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    14. Re:Jif... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Because choosy nerds choose GIF!

      For those overseas or under 30, it's a play on the old Choosy mothers choose Jif peanut butter commercial

      This got "+5 Informative" for parroting something in the summary? Sheesh.

      PS: Does anybody still use GIF now that we have PNG?

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    15. Re:Jif... by Red_Forman · · Score: 2

      GIF is still useful if you need to easily have something animated since APNG support is spotty at best and tools to generate valid APNG are not as popular as tools to make animated GIFs.

      Otherwise, JPEG, PNG and CSS are your best tools.

    16. Re:Jif... by paulpach · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, he's a complete moron.

      I think you are jiving too much importance to this.
      I don't jive a damn, my jirlfriend does not jive a damn, my dog does not jive a damn.

      All words are made up, there is no one true way, it is just what most people think. We need to stop arjuing stupid stuff like this and jet a life instead.

    17. Re: Jif... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it isn't spelled "sos l'ea" in French.

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    18. Re:Jif... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      How the fuck is converting a small 500KB MP4 to a fucking 5MB GIF "more efficient"?

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    19. Re:Jif... by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      Anybody can pronounce anything any way they like. That doesn't mean that if you create a data format that you get to determine what society will call it. That is just narcissism. People use his acronym; but choosing an acronym has nothing to do with how people will pronounce it. And if you try to play it like a game and get people to say something you think is funny, they'll usually choose something else.

    20. Re:Jif... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Never knew that Scuba an acronym, however what is your argument?

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    21. Re: Jif... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      2. The Cabal has authorized me to reveal that, for as long as the GIF format has existed, pronouncing "gif" correctly -- i.e., like "gin", not like "git" -- has been one of the not-so-secret recognition codes by which people who have any clue about computer stuff identify each other.
      Sure. Because when .jif was invented we had webcasts about talks of the inventor all the time, so the other 400million software developers who are not american citizens and native english speakers instantly knew that they should pronounce it .jif but write it .gif.

      Hint if you would read "JIF" you never would pronounce it like you claim you do. You would pronounce it DJIF. Knowing that G stands for "graphics" obviously not invited to the party pronounces it like GiT and not like Gin.

       

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    22. Re: Jif... by blibbo · · Score: 1

      Do you pronounce laser with an unvoiced s then? After all, it is for "stimulated" with an s sound not stimulated (ztimulated) with a z sound.

      The real question is, SQL pronounced sequel? WTF you guys? I say S.Q.L . just as fast.

      Just because it makes a word doesn't make it better.

      It's not supposed to be the sequel to anything, (at least any more than any other technology is).

    23. Re:Jif... by anarcobra · · Score: 1

      No need to go that far.
      It's Gift, not Jift.Just remove the t and what do you have?

    24. Re:Jif... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Never knew that Scuba an acronym, however what is your argument?

      I didn't either until I had to do "scba" training for work and asked how that compares to scuba. Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

      His argument is that in scuba the middle letter is pronounced like the German ü, but the word underwater would be closer to the German "a" and thus the acronym sounds differently than the first letter of the words from which it came.

    25. Re:Jif... by thegarbz · · Score: 4, Informative

      How do you create an acronym and then pronounce it wrong?

      How can you claim it's pronounced wrong? An acronym becomes a word in its own right, and much of English pronunciation is based on the characters around individual letters which ultimately means that acronyms often sound different than the words from which they are based.

      Now excuse me while I go pour myself a glass of gin while I clean the kitchen with my jif.

    26. Re: Jif... by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      The real question is, SQL pronounced sequel?

      This is the much more relevant history lesson. SEQUEL was the database language created by IBM, but a trademark conflict with the UK-based Hawker Siddeley Dynamics Engineering Limited company required IBM to change the name. The new name was SQL (Structured Query Language), pronounced ESS QUEUE ELL.

    27. Re:Jif... by Alan+Shutko · · Score: 1

      Or laser, or NASA.

    28. Re: Jif... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I thought that was invented by Jethro Tull?

    29. Re:Jif... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Let's say you're starting from something other than MP4, such as a video game capture or a set of video clips in a video editor. It costs money to purchase a licensed AVC encoder or a patent license for use of FFmpeg. Unlike VP8, GIF plays in WebKit for iOS.

    30. Re:Jif... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Doesn't APNG also work in WebKit for iOS? The APNG file should be smaller, I think.

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    31. Re:Jif... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      It really doesn't matter what some anonymous shit says on the Interwebs. As long as someone strangles you with a coat hanger, we'll all be happier people.

    32. Re:Jif... by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 1

      Maybe he was drinking Gin at the time. :-)

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    33. Re: Jif... by Megol · · Score: 1

      I hope you're trying to be funny. If so you are failing, if not... Well, then you fail even more.

    34. Re:Jif... by nine-times · · Score: 2

      Or how about JPEG?

      Every time I've heard someone say it out loud, it's jay-peg. Never once have I heard someone say jay-feg. Yet the P comes from "photograph", which means that, by the logic of the parent post, the P should sound like an F. We all have to pronounce JPEG as jay-feg.

      Except that acronyms don't work that way.

    35. Re: Jif... by jittles · · Score: 2

      Huh. Somebody who thinks the way an acronym's letters are pronounced in their respective words has ANYTHING AT ALL to do with how the acronym should be pronounced... is calling somebody *else* a moron? Funny.

      Once again, the ONLY points that have any relevance whatsoever are:

      1. The person who invents a technology deserves the right to name it, and only a total asshole would ignore their wishes.

      2. The Cabal has authorized me to reveal that, for as long as the GIF format has existed, pronouncing "gif" correctly -- i.e., like "gin", not like "git" -- has been one of the not-so-secret recognition codes by which people who have any clue about computer stuff identify each other.

      And he sure exercised his right to name it, didn't he? He named it the "Graphics Interchange Format". Not JIF, not GIF. And I've known he pronounced it like JIF since I was a kid but still refuse to do so. Why would I bother to try and confuse people with a peanut butter brand? SO that I can be an elitist asshole? No, I think I'll pronounce it how it is spelled. You're welcome to think I am ignorant for doing so, I really don't care.

    36. Re:Jif... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Yep, it is an acronym and not an abbreviation, even, because it is an abbreviation that forms a new word like NASA or LASER.

    37. Re:Jif... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      And why would it be pronounced like that (I mean ü)? As a non native english speaker I obviously would pronounce it like an 'a'. Funny ...

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    38. Re:Jif... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Switch to APNG to support Safari, and you give up compatibility with IE and Edge. GIF is the only unpatented or patent-expired bitmap animation format that plays in all supported major browsers.

    39. Re:Jif... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      You said "WebKit for iOS", not "Safari". I thought you were discussing iOS applications.

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    40. Re:Jif... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Acronyms don't have to be pronounced the same as the words they stand for, and in fact rarely are.

      As for the hard "g" being more natural, no it isn't. In fact the first time I ever saw it I naturally pronounced it "jif". Or are you disputing the pronunciation of gin, genie, genius, gym, George, general, gentleman, etc.?

    41. Re: Jif... by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      The rules for consonants and vowels are different

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    42. Re:Jif... by tepples · · Score: 1

      All web browsers on iOS use Apple WebKit, not just Safari. This is because use of WebKit, not Blink or Gecko, is a requirement of the App Store Review Guidelines. Both Firefox for iOS and Chrome for iOS use WebKit, for example.

    43. Re:Jif... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      U - Underwater, they match.

      They do? So do you pronounce them skOOba and OOnduhwatuh, or skUHbuh and UHnduhwatuh?

      Which is it, and what country are you from?

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    44. Re: Jif... by damnbunni · · Score: 1

      I just call it 'squirrel'.

    45. Re:Jif... by backwardsposter · · Score: 1

      That was a nice try but I'm not sure why this is considered a valid argument. Say it out load
      S (as in self)
      C (as in contained) ...
      huh, sounds like "s-kuh" to me

    46. Re:Jif... by houghi · · Score: 1

      If you need to write down Jif to tell how Gif needs to be pronounces, you know it isn't pronounced correctly.

      Perhaps just pronounce Gif as in Gif and not as Jif, or change the name to Jif and pronounce it as Jif.

      And no 'My name is "houghi" but you pronounce it as bullshit'-bullshit.

      You do not pronounce "table" as "fork" just because you feel like it.

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    47. Re:Jif... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Anybody can pronounce anything any way they like.

      Sure, if they want to sound like a moron. We use common definitions and pronunciations for a reason.

      And if you really want to sound like a moron, claim that a pronunciation is "common" because it is the one that one guy advocated.

    48. Re: Jif... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I'm doing fine today, asshole, and no I don't care that you didn't comprehend my words.

  2. Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms love by kriston · · Score: 1

    You don't call a JPEG a Jay-Pheg!!

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  3. Who cares now? by Drakster · · Score: 1

    Outside of being the best format to store a 1x1 pixel image (usually for spacing in websites, although now better to use CSS), there's no benefits that GIF has these days over PNG. This was a discussion for eons ago, not 2019.

    1. Re:Who cares now? by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      Outside of being the best format to store a 1x1 pixel image (usually for spacing in websites, although now better to use CSS), there's no benefits that GIF has these days over PNG. This was a discussion for eons ago, not 2019.

      Please post a link to an animated .png

    2. Re:Who cares now? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      Bohnett and Rezner just shed a tear, as millions of construction working animated GIF guys cried out in terror...

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    3. Re:Who cares now? by PPH · · Score: 5, Informative

      Please post a link to an animated .png

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/APNG

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    4. Re:Who cares now? by kriston · · Score: 1

      Ooooh, sick burn!

      But I have to admit I have never seen a real animated PNG in the wild and I've been here for 30+ years.

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    5. Re:Who cares now? by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Same here.

      Oh I'm sure they exist, but I've pawed through a ton of HTML and the only one I've ever seen is on the wikipedia page.

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    6. Re:Who cares now? by raynet · · Score: 1

      I think they are reasonably common in Android.

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    7. Re:Who cares now? by dromgodis · · Score: 1

      Well, GIF has the benefit of having an intuitive pronunciation (well, two it seems) while PNG doesn't.

    8. Re:Who cares now? by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      That's because, as the wikipedia page says, it's not supported by Microsoft IE/Edge. In a few years when pre-chromium Edge is nearly extinct you'll start to see a lot more animated PNGs used.

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    9. Re:Who cares now? by tepples · · Score: 1

      PNG is pronounced like the word "ping" per the spec. I'd give IPA symbols, but they happen not to be on Slashdot's code point whitelist.

    10. Re:Who cares now? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      PNG is pronounced like the word "ping" per the spec.

      I have literally never heard anyone say PNG without spelling it out. Nor PNM, for that matter.

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  4. "Jif", like the peanut butter by Iwastheone · · Score: 1
    "Jif" is how the inventor of of the format says it's pronounced. That's good enough for me. From: https://bits.blogs.nytimes.com...

    "The debate over how to pronounce GIF, which stands for Graphics Interchange Format, re-emerged this week when Steve Wilhite, the inventor of the widely used Web illustration, declared it should be pronounced “jif,” like the brand of peanut butter, rather than with a hard G sound."

    1. Re:"Jif", like the peanut butter by Tuidjy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I made up my mind a long time ago, in 1989. At the time, I barely spoke any English, but half my textbooks were in it. I had two professors who pronounced GIF differently. I just went with the pronunciation of the guy whom I liked more. Namely, hard G.

      As an aside, most of the people whom I've met since pronounce it with a hard G, and know, just as well as I do, that the inventor recommends a soft sound.

      It does not matter to me. I have yet to meet someone who insists on the soft G, and is not a pretentious wanker. I have never met someone who insists on the hard G. I would guess he would be a pretentious, ignorant wanker. The rest of us use the one we prefer, and know perfectly well what the people who use the other one mean.

      Seriously, correcting people on their pronunciation? Do men do that to each other? My girlfriends used to do it, now my wife and my daughter are the only ones who offer unsolicited advice... yeah, my three year old daughter gives me crap about sometimes messing up the TH sound. She can't pronounce the R in three, but she can tell I can't get the TH right. :-)

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    2. Re:"Jif", like the peanut butter by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Informative

      English is defined, not by the originators of words, or an Academy, but by usage. English dictionaries do not define words, they document them.

      If a hard g is the way it is commonly pronounced, that's the correct way.

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    3. Re:"Jif", like the peanut butter by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      See attached reference: https://i.imgur.com/RRKVYQs.jp...

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    4. Re:"Jif", like the peanut butter by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      English dictionaries do not define words, they document them.

      In all fairness, they do both.

      Due to the nature of language though, the pronunciation and definition can be moving targets.

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    5. Re:"Jif", like the peanut butter by Jacked · · Score: 1

      If a hard g is the way it is commonly pronounced, that's the correct way.

      That is incorrect. Both pronunciations are correct. Both are in common use, and every dictionary I sampled showed both ways as "the" way to pronounce it.

      The "correct" way is whichever of the two you choose. Any other way would be wrong, of course, since only the two being discussed are in common usage. Say it in some other way and people won't even recognize the word.

      In summary, the correct way is with a soft "g". Or a hard "g". But really, it's a soft "g".

    6. Re: "Jif", like the peanut butter by blibbo · · Score: 2

      And since gif (jif) with a soft g is also commonly pronounced, then this is also the correct way, I'm sure you'll agree.

    7. Re:"Jif", like the peanut butter by anarcobra · · Score: 1

      The fact the he had to spell it out with different letters just to show how it is pronounced proves that he is wrong.

    8. Re:"Jif", like the peanut butter by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      Yep, when I asked a workmate "can you send me that GIF" he replied "It's pronounced JIF", and I told him "Yes but you knew exactly what I meant".

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    9. Re:"Jif", like the peanut butter by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      It does not matter to me. I have yet to meet someone who insists on the soft G, and is not a pretentious wanker. I have never met someone who insists on the hard G

      Out in real life, from grade school through college, across an entire career in IT/Software development, I never met a single person use anything but a hard G. So that's how I always pronounced it.

      The pronunciation argument to me is relatively, fairly recent to that timespan. It is almost like a few people started using a soft G to be *ironic*, then people just dug their hooks into it because they wanted to be part of the one-weird-trick in-the-know group, akin to anti-vaxxers and flat-earthers.

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  5. Oh, for mod points by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

    Wish we could downmod the article as Troll.

    1. Re:Oh, for mod points by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wish we could downmod the article as Troll.

      Mentioning or discussing something controversial and/or different from one's opinion is not (necessarily) trolling.
      (I wish some /. moderators would learn this.)

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    2. Re:Oh, for mod points by Iwastheone · · Score: 1

      Wish we could downmod the article as Troll.

      Early /. editors April Fools day joke?

    3. Re:Oh, for mod points by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Mentioning or discussing something controversial and/or different from one's opinion is not (necessarily) trolling.

      (I wish some /. moderators would learn this.)

      While I agree with your point, I don’t see the relevance here. I didn’t even read past the headline before posting, so I have no idea if they agreed or disagreed with my opinion on the subject. It’s still trolling to beat this dead horse on /. in a summary.

  6. Soft g is just wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When it stands for Jraphics Interchange Format I'll pronounce it with a soft g.

    1. Re: Soft g is just wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yep. That's why I pronounce SCUBA as SKUHB-A and CD-ROM as CD-ROME. In fact, im unable to pronounce any acronym until I learn what it stands for.

    2. Re:Soft g is just wrong. by raynet · · Score: 1

      Nah, it is Joint Photography Expert Group, not Joint Fotography... :)

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  7. Better question by jwhyche · · Score: 2, Informative

    Instead of wondering how to pronounce it, we should be asking "who gives a shit?" This argument was all the rage in the BBS days, in 1989. Today, nobody uses gifs so who gives a shit?

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    1. Re:Better question by Leroy+Brown · · Score: 1

      The argument was definitely around in the BBS days, when (almost) everybody knew it was pronounced like "gif." ;)

    2. Re:Better question by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      Instead of wondering how to pronounce it, we should be asking "who gives a shit?" This argument was all the rage in the BBS days, in 1989.

      Exactly! We need to be asking the tough modern day questions that really matter to everyone like, "is it better to use Vi or Emacs?" ;)

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    3. Re:Better question by Solandri · · Score: 1

      It's relevant because nobody has come up with a more-widely supported animated graphics format. GIF is laughably outdated - it only supports 256 discrete colors picked from a regular 24-bit color palette in a weak non-lossy compression format. Most of you probably have no idea what that means because everything has supported at least 24-bit color for the last 20-30 years. As a graphics format it's been displaced by formats which handle full 24-bit color - JPEG for lossy compression (my first PC took nearly a minute to decode a 1024x768 JPEG while a similar size GIF could decode in about a second), and PNG for better non-lossy compression.

      The only reason GIF sticks around is because it supports animated graphics, and nothing else has managed to displace it at that. There was an attempt at an animated PNG format. But it's not as widely supported as animated GIFs. (Microsoft IE and Edge were the major holdouts. Hopefully that'll change now that Microsoft is giving up on their own browser engine and using Chrome's. And we can finally give GIF the viking funeral it deserved two decades ago.)

    4. Re:Better question by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      I can attest that yes, in Ye Olde Days of the BBS it was indeed pronounced with a soft "g".

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    5. Re:Better question by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      GIF is laughably outdated - it only supports 256 discrete colors picked from a regular 24-bit color palette in a weak non-lossy compression format.

      Depends on how you look at it. It stores 256-color images losslessly. :)

      P.S. I always wondered why, since GIF allows multiple images per file (cf. animation frames) why not use them to store 32-bit images by incorporating four 8-bit images for the RGBA channels?

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    6. Re:Better question by antdude · · Score: 1

      Others and I still use old school GIFs!

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    7. Re:Better question by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:Better question by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      "is it better to use Vi or Emacs?"
      The correct answer obviously is:

              true

      However you could use notepad or pico, but that obviously feels somehow wrong, doesn't it?

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    9. Re:Better question by raynet · · Score: 1

      Only if you use 8 bit colors. And gifs support 24bit images, you just need to split the image in 256 color chunks and change palette for each animation frame showing each chunk, eg. https://i.stack.imgur.com/GjMP...

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    10. Re:Better question by swillden · · Score: 1

      GIF is laughably outdated - it only supports 256 discrete colors picked from a regular 24-bit color palette in a weak non-lossy compression format.

      Even worse, when used for animations it provides no inter-frame compression at all. Each frame is run-length encoded separately. It's horribly inefficient as a still format, and even worse for animations.

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  8. How to pronounce gif by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    pea nnnn geee

    Get with the times.

    1. Re:How to pronounce gif by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      pea nnnn geee
      Get with the times.

      Also... "/e t c" (or the Latin "/et-cetera") -- not "/et c".

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  9. pronounced by geoskd · · Score: 1

    Its pronounced: ob-soh-leet.

    It is superseded in every way by .png. Can we please stop using it already.

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    1. Re:pronounced by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but is 'png' pronounced like 'ping' or like 'pee enn gee' or maybe "puh-naJ"?

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    2. Re:pronounced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A ping is something else, so pee en gee.

    3. Re:pronounced by tepples · · Score: 1

      It is superseded in every way by .png.

      Except for animations in Internet Explorer and Microsoft Edge.

  10. Re:Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lov by rtb61 · · Score: 2

    Easy, how do you pronounce JIF versus GIF, if you pronounce them the same, you probably have problem and are probably a Joat or is that Goat. Different ascents pronounce the same words differently, hence the recognisable accents. By the way, accurately, you are pronouncing it correctly if the person you are talking to understands what you are saying, if they do not and remember the intent is communicating with them, you are pronouncing incorrectly because they did not understand what you were trying to say, hence you failed at your attempt at communication. Proper pronunciation is for the receiver of the verbal communications and not the sender.

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  11. Ping by scrib · · Score: 1

    As the other commenters say, even for animations and fixed palette images there are better, open options.

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  12. Re: So is TIFF pronouced as SHIFF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't pronounce girl "jirl"...

  13. Re:Phew by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    Clearly it's pronounced "yiff".

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  14. I'm an old nerd and I always said hard g gif.

    That said, I really don't give a rip. Use PNGs (pings BTW, not puhnugs) and be done with it.

  15. It's only fair, traditionally by rmdingler · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Since, we don't give Geoff the gee sound either, although we appear to offer a phonetical alternative spelling.

    Don't forget. We've deemed it appropriate to have shuggar on a Wed-nez-day in Feb-roo-ary.

    It's also the way our language helps us determine when to ask, "You're not from around here, are you?" Looking at you, R-Kansas.

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  16. Re: So is TIFF pronouced as SHIFF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is Slashdot. We just don't pronounce 'girl' at all.

  17. The G is silent. by Edward+Nardella · · Score: 1

    Animated ifs are great, gifs and jifs are silly.

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  18. gee-eye-eff by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    I also say ess-sea-ess-eye

    1. Re: gee-eye-eff by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      I just don't enjoy wasting time arguing over pronunciation for the 1000th time in 30 years.

  19. Re:Wrong right out of the gate by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    Wishing it, doesn't make it so. Neither does pissing your money away on a domain name.

    Domain names are (generally) quite cheap. $10 or $15 / year to have some fun and/or make a point is no big deal.

  20. Re: Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lo by p4ul13 · · Score: 1

    Excellent point. We pronounce it Jay-Peg. Though if weâ(TM)re truly following the same logic, shouldnâ(TM)t we be pronouncing it Jehpegg?

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  21. Re: So is TIFF pronouced as SHIFF? by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    How do you pronounce giraffe?

  22. Like gigawatt by Stormwatch · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's pronounced like gigawatt. That is, with a soft g.

  23. Re:Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lov by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

    Well we are at it, we also need to resolve how to pronouce "lib", "bin", "char", and "vi".

    "vi" is the worst. I have heard it pronounced "vee-eye", "vee", "vie" (like "pie"), and "six".

  24. I'm the opposite by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    If CompuServe says it's "jiff", that just reinforces my belief that the hard g is the way to go.

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  25. Re: So is TIFF pronouced as SHIFF? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    How do you pronounce giraffe?

    Or ...

    (a) "gyro" (gyroscope) [ pronounced: jiro ]
    (b) "gyro" (tasty Greek food) [ pronounced: yero ]

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  26. It sure looks like Gift without the T. by RemoJones · · Score: 1

    Giving a gift of a GIF is great!

  27. Modern "GIFs" by wahaa · · Score: 2

    Sites like Twitter use the term GIF in short videos but are just hosting the thing in video formats like MP4. Since that's not GIF anymore, it matters even less what the creator of the original format wanted it pronounced.

    1. Re:Modern "GIFs" by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sites like Twitter use the term GIF in short videos but are just hosting the thing in video formats like MP4.

      And then ignorant people keep calling every video "a GIF" even though video files are not animated/graphic files.

      Stopping the widespread use of "GIF" to mean "video" should be the topic here, not the proper way to pronounce GIF.

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    2. Re:Modern "GIFs" by swillden · · Score: 1

      Stopping the widespread use of "GIF" to mean "video" should be the topic here, not the proper way to pronounce GIF.

      Mod parent up. If there's any point to discussing the usage of the GIF acronym at all, this is it.

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    3. Re:Modern "GIFs" by Falos · · Score: 1

      And I suppose adding yet another recode helps?

  28. Jif contains sugar by Huge_UID · · Score: 1

    and hydrogenated vegetable oils, so I pronounce it ghif.

  29. Re: It was meant to sound like the Peanut Butter B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Then the creator should have learned to spell. Since they did not it is now and has always been pronounced with a hard throaty G sound.

  30. JIF by easyTree · · Score: 1

    Jraphics Interchange Format

    1. Re:JIF by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Only if JPEG is pronounced "jay-pheg".

  31. Re:Nope by tunkamerica · · Score: 1

    Or a gigantic gigolo. Or a giraffe.

  32. Re:peanut butter by sheramil · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is pronounced like "JIF" the peanut butter.

    Stupid jit.

  33. Re:Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lov by kriston · · Score: 2

    Surely you jest. Everyone calls it "the six editor."

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  34. Re:Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lov by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    So, Jay-IF?

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  35. Re:Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lov by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    And "etc" is properly pronounced etsy.

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  36. Re: So is TIFF pronouced as SHIFF? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    How do you pronounce "git"?

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  37. well duh by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    It stands for Jgraphics interchange format so the pronunciation is obvious.

  38. Just an unneeded reminder for me by oldgraybeard · · Score: 1

    of why I do not have a twitter account! Or Facebook! I am smiling as I sit back in my desk chair and savor the moment with out main stream social media. Life is good. ;)

    Just my 2 cents ;)

  39. We could always go back to Old English by strech · · Score: 4, Informative

    Language changes with usage, so hard and soft g both seem to be reasonable conclusions. If not, we can always keep going back, all the way to Old English:

    the Old English word gif 'if' (pronounced "yiff")

    (from a completely unrelated article about entries for the Universal Coded Character Set that has, of course, bounced around the internet since).

  40. Keeps the toilet clean by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jif is a brand of toilet cleaner in the UK and elsewhere. Mind you given the taste of peanut butter I suppose it is possible it is just the same product repurposed.

    Interestingly they tried to rename it "Cif" a few years ago but my family back in the UK still just calls it Jif so if the trend continues soon it won't matter what the first letter is, "?if" will always get pronounced "Jif".

    1. Re:Keeps the toilet clean by mrbester · · Score: 2

      It was always called Cif in Europe, but when launched in UK, naming something that sounds like the colloquialism for a sexually transmitted disease wasn't thought to be a good idea.

      Then, decades later, it was renamed Cif in line with Europe for the reason that it would cost less to print the labels. Seeing as each country had their primary language describing the product on the label anyway, this seemed incongruous.

      Oh, and Vim is a cleaning product used for scouring pans.

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    2. Re:Keeps the toilet clean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It seems to me you have it someway wrong. At least in Greece, which I'll claim is part of Europe, it was "Jif" throughout the 80's and 90's and switched to "Cif" sometime in the 21 century.

    3. Re:Keeps the toilet clean by mrbester · · Score: 1

      Interesting. That makes the name change even more "we want it called the same everywhere because reasons" than the corporate line of "we're saving money by cutting down on printing costs"

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    4. Re:Keeps the toilet clean by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Jif is a brand of toilet cleaner in the UK and elsewhere. Mind you given the taste of peanut butter I suppose it is possible it is just the same product repurposed.

      What do brits have against peanut butter, anyway? The revulsion seems to be uniform across the whole of the UK. It's hilarious watching Irish People complain about it on the tubes. I liked peanut butter from the first time I tried it.

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  41. Damn slashdot, reposting Compuserve and Bix? by drnb · · Score: 1

    Damn slashdot, reposting questions that were answered in the days of Compuserve and BIX. Must be a new record on being slow to report something. ;-)

    1. Re:Damn slashdot, reposting Compuserve and Bix? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Must be a new record on being slow to report something.

      It's just a sunday, aka slow news day. So it was time to troll the userbase in an attempt to get the ad impression count up. If it wasn't how to pronounce GIF, it would be about women in STEM jobs, or something something Trump something.

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  42. Settled by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    It's pronounced "gif".

    For reference, see: https://imgur.com/gallery/RRKV...

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  43. Re:Phew by Tehrasha · · Score: 1

    Darkness down that path lay... darkness and much scritchies.

  44. Well then by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    If he had wanted it pronounced Jif, he should have spelled it as .JIF and not expect the whole world to violate some basic rules of grammar to satisfy him. But hey, CompuServe used to bill people $6/hr (300 baud) or $12/hr (1200 baud) so it's understandable they might be a bit full of themselves.

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    1. Re:Well then by Revek · · Score: 1

      compuserve didn't charge that much. Maybe if you were using a tymnet node to access it. I had a account from 88 to 95 and used to drive to the nearest dialup location and get a hotel room. I finally found a hotel that the guy would let me stay dialed up from midnight to seven AM and I would login and grab all the new stuff I wanted that week using TapCIS. After I had grabbed what I wanted from CompuServe I would dial up and access BBS through the local tymnet node and that cost more than CompuServe.

    2. Re:Well then by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      CompuServe DID charge that much. Either you're remembering wrong or you came in after they adjusted their fees downwards. As a gamer (Island of Kesmai and MegaWars III) I would rack up very large bills. I know very well that it was $6/hr, plus I had to pay an $0.80 surcharge/connection fee because I called from Canada.

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    3. Re:Well then by Revek · · Score: 1

      I paid a flat fee for X amount of access. I hardly ever went over.

    4. Re:Well then by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I paid a flat fee for X amount of access. I hardly ever went over.

      Then either you used CompuServe in the late 1990's, or you are confusing it with another service. CompuServe never had flat rates until 1997. It was always hourly and the minimum was $6/hr for 300 baud. Heck I even remember the dial in number for my node in Montreal: 3748961... because of the amount of times I had to type ATDT3748961 ....

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  45. Re:Typical JEW bs, distract from these facts by Tehrasha · · Score: 2

    Clearly you meant the Gews. The ones who crucified Gesus.

  46. I was around when the format came out. by Revek · · Score: 1

    Its Gif pronounced Jif, like the peanut butter. End of story. I can't help it if someone can't accept that.

    CompuServe used it and if you never used CompuServe, you don't know jack.

    1. Re:I was around when the format came out. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      CompuServe used it and if you never used CompuServe, you don't know jack.

      I didn't use Comp$erve because I couldn't afford it. I used local BBSes instead. Then I became a UUCP node, so I could get email from far away without spending dollars per minute. Later I lived in a geek house which was such an early participant on the internets that we had an entire class C (165.227.17.0) on a 28.8k modem. It cost less per month than a few hours of Compu$erve.

      (Dollar signs included just to piss off the people who cry about people writing M$... because if you don't spell Compu$erve with a dollar sign, you don't know jack)

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  47. Re:peanut butter by Frobnicator · · Score: 1
    Geoff the gene-edited giraffe likes gifs of gentle giants and orange angels.

    The pronounciation seems to fit the language just fine.

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  48. Just accept it as a GIFt by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    What other words start with 'gif'? Gift is one. Probably the most closely related word to gif. And it's got a hard G.

  49. Re:Phew by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Stay where you are; we have a team on the way.

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  50. Re:Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lov by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "vi" is the worst. I have heard it pronounced "vee-eye", "vee", "vie" (like "pie"), and "six".

    That's easy. I pronounce it "vim".

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  51. It's Yif! by Spamalope · · Score: 1
  52. We Germans use the hard "G", of course by flajann · · Score: 1

    ...and our choosy mothers here would never choose "Jif" becase we pronounce our "J" like you pronounce your "Y", and it just sounds wrong somehow. Besides, we don't like the wimpy ways you pronounce your "G", anyway. :) Viel Gl&#252;ck!!!

  53. Re:Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lov by novakyu · · Score: 1

    Yap. It's the editor of the devil.

  54. its an acronym, not a word by psycandy · · Score: 1

    It's pronounced 'Graphics Interchange Format' or G - I - F, just like 'Portable Document Format' is pronounced P - D - F. We aren't about to argue how to pronounce 'pdf' as a word, are we?

    1. Re:its an acronym, not a word by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      We all know PDF stands for "Thank Deity it's not a Fucking Word Document".

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  55. GRAPHICS doesn't start with a J by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    The G in GIF stands for GRAPHICS, which doesn't start with a J sound. Therefore I, and many others, have pronounced GIF with a "hard" G since its inception as a file format, and we are not wrong to do so. I will argue this until I die, I am not kidding.

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    1. Re:GRAPHICS doesn't start with a J by Revek · · Score: 1

      People are wrong all the time. When you argue against something the people who wrote the format are saying. That is just ridiculous. You never bothered to find out it was pronounced and after years of being wrong you wold rather die than admit you made a mistake. Sounds very human.

  56. Re:and graphics is pronounced by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    Jraffics, LOL. This is why it's a hard G - because it's about Graphics.

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  57. mod parent up [nt] by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    nt

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  58. Easy solution... by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 1

    ....just use PNG!

  59. Re:Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lov by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Different ascents pronounce the same words differently

    How very descent of you to say that.

    By the way, accurately, you are pronouncing it correctly if the person you are talking to understands what you are saying

    Not true. People can correct for errors, but they're still errors. It's much harder work than listening to someone who doesn't need decoding.

    This applies in writing too. The middle sentence of your post is a fucking train wreck.

    Your advice on language usage ranks right up there with Stephen Hawking's guide to rollerblading.

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  60. Re:peanut butter by Jacked · · Score: 1

    Ya, whatever. It's his acronym, he can choose how it's pronounced. There are no English acronym pronunciation rules. Is it ok to pronounce POTUS like everyone else, or do you insist on it being pronounced putt-yoos (ptyoos).

    Lighten up, dude.

  61. Gilbert the git goes down a ginnel to get a gimlet by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Which language, though? J sound before i or e is the rule in Italian. Of the words you used gentle, giants & angels are from that side of the family. Orange is Spanish, though it should be norange.

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  62. Re:Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lov by dromgodis · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is all connected. The "Jif" brand used to be called "Vim" in my country.

  63. You're doing it wrong by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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  64. gigantic gif by locofungus · · Score: 1

    There's a gigantic gigabyte gif in my git repo Giles!

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  65. Re:peanut butter by locofungus · · Score: 1

    Gif: The gift that keeps on giving.

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  66. Re: So is TIFF pronouced as SHIFF? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    What the hell is this "girl" thing you're speaking of? Is that in the same category as "sun" and "outside"?

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  67. Re:Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lov by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Six is actually funny.

    I played once with an america ex soldier Eve Online. There are planets and the planets have moons, both are numbered using roman numbers. He insisted calling "lets warp to planet vie eye eye and moon eye eye eye" ... So I asked: "you are aware that this are roman numbers?" He was confused and answered "yes, and that is how we pronounce them in the field" (not sure if that is true - we simply pronounce them by saying the number, never heard any one else spelling them out letter by letter).

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  68. Who the f*ck cares? by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Seriously now.

    Emacs vs. Vim anyone?
    Tabs vs. Spaces? (It's tabs, btw. but since the Space morons are always are quick to set the standards I play along when a project is standards compliant).

    Bottom line:
    Quabbles like these show that we have nothing other than first world problems, which is a good thing.
    Be glad and perhaps help someone in need close by, but please stop debating this stuff for longer than 90 seconds per year.

    My 2 cents.

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  69. Re: So is TIFF pronouced as SHIFF? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Both in greek and german pronounced with an ordinary (hard?) G. (The word prefix is greek, btw. )

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  70. English is retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    English is retarded.
    Well, one of the least retarded languages out there.
    But still retarded.

    Look at e.g. Polish. Every letter has its own sound.
    Every. Well, almost: there are two-sounds like sz, cz.
    You can actually *read* Polish, not guess the pronunciation. Even one letter at a time. So handy for children learning this beautiful language...

    How fscking retarded one must be to have spoken language, which consists of limited number of well-known sounds, and create a written language in which letters do not match these sounds?!

    1. Re:English is retarded by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      I fully agree. Good written English is not achieved until during revisions every word is polished until it is bright and shiny. When someone does a poor job with the polish, then the writing will be drab at best. As elsewhere, some Polish do a better job with the polish than others.

      For a language purist, the worst thing that could ever happen to English was the Internet. Within the span of a single generation, the number of communications per day authored by persons for whom English is a second language has become at least twice as many as all communications written by native speakers of English since Shakespear's day. A person may regard the mangling that occurs with this process as double-plus ungood, but that person is a brakeman on the communications train--- not the train driver, nor a conductor, nor even a passenger.

      Seems like fussing over "gif" or "jif" is a double-plus waste of argumentative energy.

  71. "Maybe just....don't do this." by Barny · · Score: 1

    I can promise you the linguist didn't write that. No linguist worth their salt would use an extra dot for an ellipsis-as-a-comma.

    Slashdot writers probably shouldn't either.

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  72. Re:Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lov by abreauj · · Score: 1

    If they're pronouncing it in the field, and pronouncing th letters, then it should have been pronounced

    "Let's warp to planet Victor India India and moon India India India"

  73. Re: So is TIFF pronouced as SHIFF? by raynet · · Score: 1

    I pronounce it as camelopard.

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  74. I pronounce it... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    "An out of date obsolete format pressed into a use it was never designed for"

    Honestly, it only supports up to 256 colours. It uses LZW compression which is only useful for images created in a pixel based paint program. It can be used for poor quality animations, but its lack of worthwhile compression means we end up with huge files.

  75. Re:soft G is natural by anarcobra · · Score: 1

    how is gif dumber than jif? do you pronounce gift as jift?

  76. Worst flamebait ever by Dirk+Becher · · Score: 1

    Can't we go back to discussing about Trump?

  77. A Funny and Accurate Video About This... by corezz · · Score: 1

    He explains the illogic of when people say "since G stands for Graphical, therefore its a hard G". And gives a lot of irrefutable examples. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  78. In general by bigdavex · · Score: 1

    Can we just get rid of soft-G in general?

    If your goal is for me to make the J sound, write a J.

    Likewise, C, S, and K.

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  79. I Wish APNG Replaced GIF by corezz · · Score: 1

    GIF has not changed much in tech since 1989 (it was developed in 1987). For most of its existence it had been pronounced with a soft g, like "jif". That means that in its 32 year existence MOST people had called it with a soft-g. Meaning, gif wasn't simply invented recently as a way to pass animated memes on social media.

    Anyway, it wasn't until gif's resurgence in popularity among the (primarily) Millenials to pass animated imagery via instant messaging and other social media that its pronunciation was rechristened by them to be a hard "G", because after all "GIF" looks like the shortened version of "GIFT" and they are kinda/sorta receiving a gift from a friend when they get an animated surprise message! Hooray!

    Gif's CHANGED pronunciation -- to be a hard-G -- is actually a new occurrence in Gif's very long history. And so, for the young generation to think they somehow invented gif and now are trying to "teach" others how to pronounce it correctly kinda seems comical.

    This whole mess could have been averted if APNG replaced the aging and horribly inefficient Gif. APNG is a better format. Yes GIF and APNG are both lossless, but APNG has much better compression, supports 24-bit color (gif only supports 256 colors), 8-bit transparency, and of course animation, but with much more granular control and options. It's also supported in all major browsers. But yet GIF just won't die already.

    1. Re:I Wish APNG Replaced GIF by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      GIF has not changed much in tech since 1989 (it was developed in 1987). For most of its existence it had been pronounced with a soft g, like "jif".

      Nonsense. I'd estimate that perhaps one in twenty people said it with a soft g before its creator infamously weighed in on the subject. Even then, I'd guess that probably less than one in four people switched to pronouncing it the same as the peanut butter, and they only did it because they're followers.

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  80. the question is a lie by fche · · Score: 2

    The presumption that there is only one "correct way" is a lie.

  81. Wasn't there a Big Bang episode with this in it? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    "Apparently we're all fighting about how to pronounce 'GIF' again on Twitter," writes technology columnist Mike Melanson: ...

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    Way to make a strawman when you have nothing else to write about in your column. Make up that everyone is fighting about something. If one hundredth of one percent of "us" are fighting about this, I'd be surprised.

  82. GIF is no longer patented by tepples · · Score: 1

    Video codecs that play in web browsers for iOS are patented. This means a user living in Slashdot's home country or another country with software patents has to purchase a licensed AVC encoder. GIF, by contrast, is no longer patented.

    How do you provide a mask for a video that plays in a web browser so that some parts of each frame are transparent?

  83. But can you animate more than one chunk? by tepples · · Score: 1

    split the image in 256 color chunks and change palette for each animation frame showing each chunk

    The sample animation you linked shows only one 256-color chunk animating at once. I'm interested to see a tech demo of multiple palette chunks animating in parallel. If you don't animate, you might as well use PNG.

  84. GIF can update only unchanged parts by tepples · · Score: 1

    when used for animations it provides no inter-frame compression at all. Each frame is run-length encoded separately.

    GIF animations can "stack" a transparent frame on the previous frames. GIMP and numerous other GIF tools have a frame differencing feature that turns runs of pixels that match the previous frame into blocks of highly compressible transparency. This adds compression unless some pixels are changing from opaque to transparent or unless the scene has global motion.

    1. Re:GIF can update only unchanged parts by swillden · · Score: 1

      Interesting! I missed that part of the spec. Thanks.

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  85. You have it all wrong by alfredo · · Score: 1

    The "I" is silent and the "F" is pronounced as if asking a question.

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  86. PNG by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    Don't worry about it. Use PNGs.

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  87. It's pronounced 'HEEF'! by rMortyH · · Score: 1

    500 million Spanish speakers can't be wrong.

  88. Choosey Mothers choose Jif by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    Jif is a a peanut butter. Gif is a Graphics format.

    On the otherhand the worls might be a better place if we could gave something called Computer Giraffics. I don't know what it would be but the logo would be nice.

    And I like Scooby do, so I prefe Scuba prononced Scooba.

    And dont' get me started on FuBar and Ghoti.

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    1. Re:Choosey Mothers choose Jif by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Jif is a a peanut butter. Gif is a Graphics format.

      This is why it has to be a hard G. The name gained popularity in the USA first, where we have something else pronounced with a J. As you say, it's a peanut butter. It doesn't make sense to call two popular things by the same name if it can be avoided, and it easily can — if one simply pronounces GIF with a hard G.

      All that other stuff about how words are pronounced is a lot of nonsense. All that matters is pronouncing it differently from the peanut butter.

      With that said, I also think that it's dumb to pronounce it with a soft G since the word is graphics, pronounced with a hard G. I just don't think that argument is particularly relevant. Dumb things happen in English all the time.

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    2. Re: Choosey Mothers choose Jif by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Right, because the U.S. never had homophones before like Fat and Phat. Retard.

      That's a stupid argument, because that was intentionally homophonic.

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    3. Re:Choosey Mothers choose Jif by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

      The Giraffe Interchange Format, used by zoos all over the world to co-ordinate their breeding programs.

  89. I have a better question... by ddtmm · · Score: 1

    How do you pronounce Wilhite??

  90. It's 2019. Why are we still using an 8-bit format? by cjellibebi · · Score: 1

    Animated Gifs are quite common nowadays - often being used as 'reaction-images' in forums and social media. In fact, the Millennials call any moving image that isn't a 'video' a 'Gif'. Their main limitation is that they are limited to 8 bits per pixel (with a palette) - hence 256 colours. Seeing that nowadays, just about everyone uses 24-bit colour, the MNG and APNG formats did not take off despite having been around for more than 10 years (IIRC, Mozilla deliberately decided to drop MNG from their browser back in 2003(?) for reasons unknown to myself). An image such as this satisfying animation of tea being poured would look a lot better if it wasn't limited to 256 colours. I really hope that whoever created it kept the source-material.

  91. Here's the reason the hard G is correct: by acoustix · · Score: 1

    Since the G in the acronym is short for Graphical the G in GIF is also pronounced the same as the word. Therefore it is pronounced GIF, not jif. Problem solved.

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  92. It should be by philmarcracken · · Score: 1

    dead or pronounced 'webm'. Actual .gif images died a while ago anyway yet the morons still eat up 'gfycat' or imgurs .gifv switcher. This is leading to a regression since people still type in 'how to make gif' and google tells them exactly how to make that shitty image format with zero p-frames.

  93. Man, this takes me back. by damnbunni · · Score: 1

    This is some old-school Usenet-level argument going on in here. Makes me nostalgic!

  94. Re:Pronounced like the peanut butter most moms lov by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    The "Jif" brand used to be called "Vim" in my country.

    I think you are confusing peanut butter with a cleaning product.

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  95. ban gifs! by sad_ · · Score: 1

    we should ban gifs and end this whole pronounciation discussion which has been going on for decades and stop the flood of animated gifs.

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  96. GIn's pronunciation depends on by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    how many drinks I've had. and indeed it does become a soft G after a while.

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  97. Like GIFT by DarkRookie2 · · Score: 1

    Just drop the T.
    That has the same G sound as graphics.

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  98. Exposure while young creates immunity by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    What do brits have against peanut butter, anyway?

    It tastes vile. It seems to be the North American equivalent of marmite or, for our Australian friends, vegemite. Somehow if you are exposed to these products as a young kid your body must develop some type of immunity to the taste to protect you. Thereafter you can safely ingest the stuff and possibly even pretend to enjoy it while for the rest of us the only protection we have is our gag reflex.