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Behold the Lizardman

WhiskeyJack writes "At the cutting edge of body art, student Erik Sprague of Albany New York has turned himself into a human lizard. His parents must be awfully proud. :) " Surgically split tongue. Ridge implants in his forehead. Green scales. And then there's me: scared to put on a rub-on tatoo ;)Update: 12/21 08:26 by H : For the not-so-squeamish, Zorro sent us some shots and pictures of the lizardman. Forked tongue, indeed.

182 comments

  1. Pictures from my meeting with him this summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    http://student.rwu.edu/users/lpesce/munch/photos_% 20fffmunch.htm Yes, this guy is for real...and a real nice guy at that.

    1. Re:Pictures from my meeting with him this summer by Lonesmurf · · Score: 1

      Those ridges are way cool, but can you say, "EWWWW!"?

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  2. Pictures Of Him And A Bio by Carnage4Life · · Score: 4

    Here's a time magazine article,an interview , his bio.



    Bad Command Or File Name

  3. Dude... by jsewell · · Score: 1

    That is just SO wrong...

  4. What?!?!? by jormurgandr · · Score: 1

    What the hell is wrong with that guy?? What reason is there to have your tongue spilt and scales attached to your skin? I think this is the result of an uncle playing "catch the trouser snake" early in that boys youth...
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    There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.

  5. my pc running win98 never BSOD's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And i use it 12 hours a day, playing games, surfing the web (with IE), chatting on irc, cracking RC5, playing songs with winamp, use it as a router seriously, i have no idea how to even force a BSOD to appear. I've seen it twice in 1.5 years time on this machine. The Linux distro i've reserved 2GB for crashes more often.

  6. Your eyes say yes but your mouth says no... by The+Queen · · Score: 1

    I look forward to a world where people are able to have Klingon heads and prosthetic tails if they want to, and no one thinks them 'unhireable' for it.
    By lamenting the way this guy spends his government loan stipend and circus checks you are simply keeping alive the old curmugeonly view of societal norms. I believe that if people were more free to express themselves as they saw fit without fear of humiliation, exclusion and retribution, then we would see less crime, less suicide, less violence against those who represent the 'norm'. I am thinking of Columbine - I heard the recordings those boys made, joking on their upright Christian classmates... It made me shake my head. If we, as a society, took more notice of the things right and wrong around us - but here's where the problem is. Who decides what's right? We can't fix ANYTHING until we become more tolerant of each other's differences. That means that the pious right-wing NRA guy has to respect the Latino transvestite VooDoo Priestess and vice versa. What's right for me may not be right for you, but neither of us has the right to make that call for the other.
    Not trying to flame, honest. I think you are more or less on the side of freaks, but just wanted to point out it's not as simple as finding about 1,000 other ways to express one's creativity. Why should anyone have to compromise their vision?

    The Divine Creatrix in a Mortal Shell that stays Crunchy in Milk

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    1. Re:Your eyes say yes but your mouth says no... by Patola · · Score: 1
      > What's right for me may not be right for you,
      > but neither of us has the right to make that call for the other.

      I disagree. I think this point of view is valid but has some boundaries. As a society we have to care for our elements. If a killer, in his own point of view, sees himself as right, I cannot just 'respect' him and let him kill people. Even to another society, I couldn't help but apply my own moral principles and ethics; after all, that's what makes me as a person, and all my thoughts - including the law on which I agree - are derived from this.


      I think this thought is usually too simplistic and too individualistic to be accepted as a principle for communistic coexistence. So, IMHO, it's not a "don't interfere, what happens with other people is none of your business", but a "respect other people's will until they do not prove themselves bad" - and as "bad", I mean there IS and there will always be some judgment here.


      By the way, I do not feel good for this lizard guy. I think he's in some sort of awakened dream, thinking that he's "cool" or something like that, but he's more like a clown and do not realize it.


      Patola.

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      Patola (Claudio Sampaio)
      Unix System Administrator
  7. Re:Body mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Well, I've always thought of my sex-reassignment as being the ultimate body mod."

    I think it can safely be said at this point in human evolution that sex-reassignment surgery alone is no longer the be-all, end-all of body modification. Why, its practically quaint at this stage in the game.

    Now, putting in bumps in your head, L.E.Ds on your nipples, and a calculator in your hand (Talk about a Palmtop!).. that's what all the kiddies are screaming for this holiday season!

  8. Sick People(rants) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article made me think of some times with a friend in high school. Whenever we saw people walking around malls and such while big chains around their necks we always wanted to choke them. This is much worse. This guy needs to be smacked in the head with a baseball bat a couple times. So do those doctors. I feel dentists and surgeons should concentrate on more important things than making someone look like an a$$hole. If he wants to be a lizard so bad he should change to a religion that believes in reincarnation and jump off a building. That would make for a better world...

    1. Re:Sick People(rants) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so basically what you are saying is that you are egotistical, closed-minded, AND a f***-up? .. apparently you have something in common with those doctors and dentists, as you are only making yourself "look like an a$$hole" .. and you think they are the sick freaks, but you at the same time you want to go smash their heads in with a bat and have fantasies about strangling them in malls?

      maybe you should have considered leaving your stupid "high school" ideals in high school, or you might just find that one of those so-called freaks kicking your ass in the real-world.

      .end.

  9. Re:Some Pictures of the guy by ralphclark · · Score: 2

    My researches indicate two alternative methods of getting written up on slashdot:

    1) Code up some brilliantly clever software and release it under the GPL.

    2) Cut your penis in half and hammer some nails into your head.

    ...now, where in hell did I put that hammer...

    Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
    Thought exists only as an abstraction

  10. Aol again... by dvaria · · Score: 1

    This shows again how weird aol users are, not only do they use AOL, they split their tongue too!

  11. Re:closemindedness and the body eclectic by pierced · · Score: 1

    "It's called marketability and employability." but that's not what i'm talking about. my apperance is *very* tame. in an interview, there's no need of my possible employers knowing about the things i've done with a needle. it's listening to sexuaphobic, closeminded, prejudicial co-workers with intolerant opinions about things they haven't even considered trying to understand that annoy me. people who then read the /. article about the fbi keeping an eye out for gamers, and get mad about how they are being judged for something they know doesn't make them a psycho.

  12. IDIC definition.. by DeVilnis · · Score: 1

    It's a reference from startrek (and no, I do not possess a starfleet uniform). It's an acronym standing for Infinite Diversity, Infinite Combinations.

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    "I don't marshal my words to be quotable" - Captain Sodium, Gigsville...
    1. Re:IDIC definition.. by SkipRosebaugh · · Score: 1

      It's the new acronym for the Vulcan philosophy, having replaced the one in that episode where they fought Kahn and Green.

  13. Re:For those interested in more... by ZuG · · Score: 1
    Now I'm the first one to say do as you please, espically when it doesn't harm other people... but the link above.. there are bictures of guys holding their own *cut off* balls in their hands, men who have split their penises, cut them off, and modified them in other horrendous ways.


    If you want to see how fucked up society *really* is, take a look at that site. It's sad really, that men would willingly castrate themselves, take pictures of it with the blood splattered everywhere, and then post it to a website. Ack.

  14. Re:Some Pictures of the guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't believe those are the most recent pictures of him. It shows the tongue pretty well,
    but you don't see his teeth, etc. His teeth are filed to sharp points. And I'm not sure how,
    but his skin wasn't tattoo'd quite like that either. It was covered in greenish scales.
    There was an article about him in a recent Time issue which had a pretty decent picture...

  15. There's an obvious thing missing... by grappler · · Score: 2

    Where are the pictures?

    I want to see PICTURES of this guy!!!!!!

    anyone have a link? or is this just a text story?

    How can anyone post a story like that without pictures?

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    grappler

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    Vidi, Vici, Veni
    1. Re:There's an obvious thing missing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can anyone get through all the previous comments without seeing the many links to pictures?

  16. Wow by Snord · · Score: 1

    Heh, I used to go to the bar he works at every week. It's ... interesting to see him change a bit every week.

  17. Re:Some Pictures of the guy by Roundeye · · Score: 4
    Must be some early shots (as most of the mods aren't there). Now I'm nearly as open-minded as the next {guy,lizard,wookie}, and more Libertarian than most (hey, what you do to yourself is your business so long as it ain't messing up my jolly good time). And I'd be the last to judge the guy's character or abilities based upon the fact that he's got a Klingon cranium or has to brush between his tongue...

    Dude, power on if you're doing what you feel to be your calling in life. Congratulations. But, I can think of about 1,000 other ways to express one's creativity, be rebellious, get press, etc., that (1) leave you multiple options in the job market, (2) don't make you look like a moron when (or possibly WAAAAY before) you turn 60, (3) won't get your ass kicked between the pinball machines if you happen to have a layover in San Antonio, and (4) are reversible.

    On a social level, I see the word "extreme" batted around in relation to this. "Extreme", as in "probably a bad idea", yes. "Extreme" as in "cool and MTV-televisable", who gives a shit? If we, as a society, took more notice of the things right and wrong around us, with an eye to making things more equitable for our fellow {men,women,lizards,klingons,lawyers,etc.}, than we do of someone making an arguable artistic statement by spending his government loan stipend and circus checks on scale tattoos and tooth filing, do you think maybe we wouldn't be completely fucked up as a race?

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    "Cause there's 40 different shades of black, so many fortresses and ways to attack, so why you complainin'?"
  18. Re: Found a picture --Cool!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  19. Re:ooh, how about Bill Gates by Manaz · · Score: 2

    Nah, he called his company "Microsoft" for a reason you know :P~

  20. I bet Superman never did this... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
    Here's the part that gets me:

    ...lifts car batteries with chains running through his nipples.

    WHOOPEEEE!

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    And the brethren went away edified.
    1. Re:I bet Superman never did this... by Moracq · · Score: 1

      I've seen this guy as part of the Jim Rose Circus. I have doubts about the car battery (I don't think it as any water/acid in it, they over acted that). He also hooks up a chair to his ears and swings that around. Pretty gnarly.
      The whole performance was excellent, and Jim handles hecklers well. I couldn't stop laughing all night.

      -Moracq

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      "Huh?"
    2. Re:I bet Superman never did this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen a guy on TV lift weights with his pierced dick. It stretched out pretty thin though. The things people will go through for the sake of penis enlargement. I dunno.

  21. He's got a webpage! by deltavivis · · Score: 1

    I believe i've found this guys webpage, unless there is another lizard man out there. He apparently now goes by the name Spidergod5. Heres the URL:
    http://members.aol.com/spidergod5/index.html

  22. Why not Nirva? by GeorgeH · · Score: 4

    If /. is going to be publishing stuff about body modification, why not go with someone who has something to do with computers? He's been the editor of Phrack, he has really cool body modifications, and he produces code.

    Check out Nirva.

    >rant<
    Personally I think that body modification is cool, but do we really need it on /.? There's a lot of good stories that are getting rejected, and we get stuff like this? I guess I would feel better about it if there weren't 200 stories in the queue right now. Some of those are probably really interesting things that we won't see.
    </rant>
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    1. Re:Why not Nirva? by gorilla · · Score: 2
      I'm wondering if it would be good to let us see th e queue.
      1. It would reduce duplication, you don't need to submit a story if it's already in the queue.
      2. A voting system could help select the stories to post
      3. No more bitching about stuff which isn't posted.
    2. Re:Why not Nirva? by gsfprez · · Score: 1

      >>but do we really need it on /.?
      (Jim Rome=+5)
      Dood...

      he cut his tounge in fuckin half and the man shoved plastic pellets into his freakin skull.

      What the hell else do you want to see today?

      I want to go home with this guy to his parents house...
      "Hey mom, yeah, i uh.. jammed plastic B-B's into my forehead.. oh and i used an argon LASER to cut my tounge in half."

      Dood's chick and him at her parent's house on Christmas...
      "Dad, here's my boyfriend errrr lizardfriend. He can lick two ice cream cones at the same time. He's really mature and makes a lot of money. Oh, and he's going to look like this in the wedding pictures"

      These people should be allowed to be.. but fuck... what the hell is wrong with you that you have to cram gear INTO your forehead?

      What bed do you fall off on the wrong side of and say "Hey, i want to look like the BIGGEST MORON that has EVER LIVED. Now how can i best accomplish that? I know, i'll get a LAZER and a EXACTO knife, and some plastic parts from that airplane kit, and make myself look like i'm a lizard."

      I don't know.. but maybe a small nuclear war wouldn't be such a bad idea after all.

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      guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
  23. Slashnot: News that doesn't quite cut it! by rjaninda · · Score: 1

    Give me a break! This is about one of the stupidest things I have seen posted here. Some kid who decides to rebel against society, parents, whatever. Who really cares? This isn't "News for Nerds". Feel free to post a story like this when he actually grows scales (not tatoos), or implant microchips in his brain. This isn't National Geographic.

  24. Lizardman is a nice guy by timb0 · · Score: 1

    I've met Erik IRL, and despite the fact that he looks "freakish", he is a super nice guy. Incredibly smart, very kind, soft-spoken. A PhD candidate, too.

    He let me feel his teeth, and while it was wierd, there is NO doubt in my mind that he knows what he is doing. It's not just an act, it is what he perceives himself to be, and I say more power to him.

    Some people are horribly afraid of peopel like Erik. They represent a paradox - "how can a person be so 'stupid' (as to do this to themselves), yet be far more intelligent than me?"

    Wake up people. Looks aren't everything - in fact, they aren't anything.

    Erik is also a regular contributor to rec.arts.bodyart (news://rec.arts.bodyart for browser babies) and BME (http://www.bme.freeq.com).

    Erik - if you read this - rock on.

    Tim

    1. Re:Lizardman is a nice guy by GoNINzo · · Score: 2
      Hey it's true.

      There are freaks out there. get used to the idea. and not all of them are freakish on the inside like yourself, some like the outward freakish appearance.

      There are the share of posers, but how many script kiddiez do you know that think they are bad ass because they have 0-d4y \,\,4R3Z!

      this guy is the real deal.. heh

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      Gonzo Granzeau
      "Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.." -Roy Batty
  25. What the hell? by Neux · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I'm sickened enough by body piercings... this is just too wacky...
    (first post?)
    -Neux

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    "This sentence no verb." -Anonymous
  26. I don't think I've ever been that bored by sugarman · · Score: 1

    'nuff said

    So, whats the pool at for 'How long before this guy is in some German Fetish pr0n'? Personally, I give it 6 months...

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    --sugarman--
    1. Re:I don't think I've ever been that bored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, it would be interesting at least...

      Actually, that would be really...

    2. Re:I don't think I've ever been that bored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Disturbing?

    3. Re:I don't think I've ever been that bored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Disturbing.

    4. Re:I don't think I've ever been that bored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Waaaaaayyyyyy OT]
      I wonder if the forked tongue will help out in the oral sex scenes?
      [/Waaaaayyyyyy OT]

  27. I knew some RAB'ers were here by timb0 · · Score: 1

    I knew that slashdot wasn't devoid of R.A.B folks.

    I am surprised how idiotic so many of these /.ers seem to be though. grow up - life your life, let others live theirs, and don't judge anyone until you know them.

    1. Re:I knew some RAB'ers were here by GoNINzo · · Score: 2
      There are some people who know who they are talking about, just jumped in the story late, so I can't contribute my good karma properly. sorry man. I missed the gun.

      hey tim! heh

      I always just tell the story about how my girlfriend got busted on the candian border in a car with eric and one of their other friends, and how the candian border police treated them.. heh.

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      Gonzo Granzeau
      "Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.." -Roy Batty
    2. Re:I knew some RAB'ers were here by Christine1130 · · Score: 1
      The whole story is that Erik, a friend named Darby and I were heading up to Canada to attend a picnic this summer. Erik had all his performing gear with him in the car. We got told to pull over when going past the border guard (predictably). The Canadians asked us a ton of questions, asked for ID and ran checks on us. All three of us had a clean record and were telling the truth so we passed immigration. But they still had to check the car and our bags. Upon doing so they found Erik's torches and bed of nails. They claimed those objects were possible weapons and would not let us into Canada with them. If we left the items behind, entry would be no problem. But Erik understandably couldn't leave the tools of his trade behind so we were forced to turn back to Albany. We think the real reason they turned us away was because they were afraid Erik would work in Canada without a permit.

      Anyway, I've also taken a road trip with him once from NY to Oklahoma to a show he was performing at and I'll tell you that while he attracted a lot of stares, people were polite to him and there were no incidents at all. I think that's because when you speak with him, you don't hear a 'freak'; you hear a very intelligent, rational and decent guy, which is exactly what he is, he just looks different from the norm.

      I'll also have you know that as far as I know, his family is very supportive of him and he's not a product of an abusive or unhappy childhood. He has the strength to be his own person and make himself happy without hurting anyone and I'm sure his life will continue to be full of success. Judge all you want but it'll be your loss since Erik is one of the nicest and most interesting guys you can meet.

    3. Re:I knew some RAB'ers were here by GoNINzo · · Score: 1
      Course, this is only one freak's opinion on another freak, so take it with a grain of salt. `8r)

      Course, I love Christine1130 so my response should also be taken in the same manner....

      I'm so proud of you, posting to slashdot finally! heh

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      Gonzo Granzeau
      "Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.." -Roy Batty
  28. pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No pictures? I won't be able to sleep with this image I came up with.

    1. Re:pictures by srosen1 · · Score: 1

      Darn No Picts, My Step-sister needs a new boyfriend. Here's her number............oh nevermind.

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      Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
    2. Re:pictures by aeternam · · Score: 1

      Hey. I hope the picture you came up with wasnt a green pokemon picture.

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      - aeternam
    3. Re:pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This probably won't help, but I remember seeing an article on him in one of the more recent issues of Time while waiting for an appointment. The teflon implants on his forehead really just looked fairly ugly, but his filed teeth looked pretty neat. I wouldn't want to try filing my teeth to points though, must make it hard to chew - unless of course he left the molars alone... oh well His skin was fairly bright green from the scales he had tattoo'd on.

  29. behold...a freak! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess I'm not a nerd, because this crap does not matter to me.

  30. Human Lizard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this sounds really cool, and I'm actually thinking of doing it too. Does anyone know if they've open-sourced it yet?

    1. Re:Human Lizard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've already applied for a patent. This guy will have to pay me a license fee, or will lose the rights to his body.

    2. Re:Human Lizard by Yaruar · · Score: 1

      You jest, but this has been attempted. An italian artist payed a model to be decorated with art and then the partnership disolved and the artist took the model to court to try to recover the artwork through having the skin removed..... Oh, and it would be artistic copyright rather than patent, unless the process involved in the tehnique was origonal...

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      Working for the (other) man
  31. Re:For those interested in more... by timb0 · · Score: 1

    Some of them EAT their nuts, afterwards. If you want to see how fucked up society is - look at yourself. Live and let live. Their life is their life. They have their own reasons, and whether you agree or not, you are a fool if you think you can judge them. You have no idea.

  32. The incredible Lizardman! by DeVilnis · · Score: 2

    Ah, IDIC, right? I wonder if he just lays around and slurps up houseflies for a living?

    Say.. On that note, I wonder if I could get PAID for laying around slurping up houseflies for a living! Hmmmmm.. Food (--- Arghhh!) for thought!

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    "I don't marshal my words to be quotable" - Captain Sodium, Gigsville...
    1. Re:The incredible Lizardman! by Pyrrus · · Score: 1

      What does IDIC mean?

  33. What, no pictures? by webslacker · · Score: 1

    Man, that's cheap. And I was already a lizard before this guy was. Just ask my ex-girlfriend.

  34. Re:Is it just me... by Hacksworth · · Score: 3

    Funny, I remember when slashdot posted almost nothing but linux stories, people complained about being too focused on linux. Now that they're spreading their spotlight, people complain that they've sold out.

    I'm not saying slashdot is perfect in anyway, just that people will always complain, no matter what goes on.

  35. My only question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...what's the emoticon for someone removing /. from his bookmarks?

  36. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed!

  37. That's his travel plans scuppered... by Jabez · · Score: 1
    He better not try to come to Britain. While tattoos and piercings are legal, any form of under-skin implant is deemed to be self-mutilation. This is likely to get you grabbed on entry on an unsound mind charge.

    What a weird little island this is.

  38. An informative interview by Benedictine+Monk · · Score: 1

    For a rather informative interview, check out this interview at Body Modification E-zine. This guy is pretty intelligent, and has some good personal reasons for his modifications (whether we agree with them or not is another issue).


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    Change edu to com for my real email address.

  39. weird by ZiM+eats+poop · · Score: 0

    he sure is hairy, for a lizard and all. i eat poop!

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    ZiM eats poop. I'm ZiM, I eat poop. Wheeeee.
  40. cosmetic vs functional implants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, now that flash (tattoos) has hit the mainstream, the edge has move over into subdural implants and radical piercing. Now maybe I'm a philistine, but I can't see the reason for going to all that trouble for what's basically decoration. I've got as much patience for all this obsessive body art as I do for bric-a-brac shows like Martha Stewart. I think a lot of Slashdoti are of similar ilk. There's no FASHION topic on Slashdot, but there *is* a wearable computer thread. I won't get any body enhancements unless they DO something. Maybe like a tattoo that doubles as a watch, or implants that let me subvocalize cellular phone calls. This guy wants to be a lizard, that's fine. Now, if I could get gills... that'd be something else. simonadkins

  41. shades of Neuromancer by dyskordus · · Score: 1

    If anybody remembers, in Gibson's cyberspace trilogy some people had all kinds of weird cosmetic modifications done to their bodies. Most people just made themselves look like the latest movie star, but some people had there faces redone so they looked monster-like.
    Personally, I'm holding out for aftermarket muscle that can be grafted on.

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    "Reality is less than television."-Brian Oblivion
  42. Re:Some Pictures of the guy by grappler · · Score: 4

    These things you say may be true, but consider, lest we forget:

    he got posted on Slashdot.


    All was not in vain.

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  43. LAME! by MetalHead · · Score: 0

    Geez. Lizardman? Seems to me Slashdot has gotten noticeably lamer since the IPO of Andover.net. I guess if I were a 24, (oh, sorry, was it 23?, 22?) year old millionare, I wouldn't be working too hard either...no blame, just stating the facts apparent to me...(maybe it's all the posters to /. that have invested in the LNUX IPO at $30/share and subsequently quit submitting stories...)

    I see an opening here. Slashdot has had it, it's been there done that. == deadmeat.com. (well, that one's probably taken)

    www.crashnot.com doesn't seem to be taken.

    Would be a good url with a high-reliability connotation (would invite the crackers. tho)...For the anti-MS spoof-site, www.crashnaut.com would be good.

    Point being, any of you cyber-dudes looking to bust into the slashdot-esque website business, looks like slashdot is getting old. I for one waiting to (re)load the new game in town.

    'nother words. Quality at /. seems to be down. Bring it back up, & fast. Please.



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    1. Re:LAME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's your opinion. I enjoy the off the beaten path articles. Linux is great, but not much goes on on a daily basis with the OS, so an semi-OT thing like someone doing heavy body modifications is cool.

      I will object if /. starts covering WWF or WCW scores, however.

    2. Re:LAME! by mr.+creep · · Score: 1

      not only do i have a split tongue, but I got an extension as well, and let me point out that my girlfriend really loves the modifications. :) maybe i'll get a french tickler installed on the end next... slurp.

    3. Re:LAME! by TheQ · · Score: 1

      I must agree. I like the diversity. So the kid wants to be a lizard. Big deal, Go to a Bowie show, There's ton of interesting people there. The worlds freak show just keeps getting better and better. In the sixities everyone was painting their faces with flowers (paint that washed off) now it's screw that love and peace stuff, lets paint ourselves up like reptiles and call our selves satin. Just a thought.

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      My comments are the direct effect of your comments or lack there of.
  44. Re:Intolerance by scrytch · · Score: 2

    Oh ... PLEASE .. spare me the "outside the box" "all societal norms are wrong" "brave vanguard" crap.

    Value neutral here. The guy may be a genius. He may be a moron. He may just be having fun.

    YOU sir, are just as guilty as those you condemn, by denigrating those who choose to live in their "feeble bodies" (by implicationin you call us feeble). I have no piercings, no tatoos, and if I'm rejected as timid or conformist because of that, then I want nothing to do with you anyway.

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  45. Body alteration. by Sabby · · Score: 1

    :-) I'm an old curmudgeon. (A mere 26, but still feeling old and crusty.) I don't have a problem with the guy doing it. It's cool. But, I also have the right to mock him. See, right now people who surgically alter themselves are not protected from my mockery.

    A long while back, friends were getting tattooed. Well, a few of them got upset because "Everyone else was doing it" and so they went out and got pierced. And then, well, pierced in weird places. So, I made jokes that the next will come ritual scarring -- and then self-multilation.

    Amazing how things said in jest come true sometimes. Lizard man may now be allowed to hang himself by his nipples from a tree, be spun around and beaten with rattan sticks until he has a vision. :-) (Watch my karma go way way down after my unsolicited mockery.)

  46. Re:Found a picture by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2

    I don't think it's him; just some other twit with a split tongue.

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    And the brethren went away edified.
  47. Re: Found a picture --Cool!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every picture of that split tongue is a fake. Am I one of only 3 people (that have posted) to notice this?

  48. Re:He has a homepage by meej · · Score: 1

    I think it's important to point out to the people here that don't read rec.arts.bodyart, that Eric's body modification is an ongoing project, and that he's not quite a lizard yet. He has the forked tongue, but he's getting all of his tribal tattoo work done before he gets his scales. It's an ongoing project. The end result is supposed to be a lizard man with a bunch of tribal tattoos, pretty damn neat.

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  49. even more extreme... by quiddity · · Score: 1
    Spidergod5 may well deserve some curiosity (or correspondance if you're a fellow juggler), however if you really want to point-laugh-and-gag, the things you're going to be looking for are at BME. (caution, extremely disgusting photos can be found here)
    They include things like surgical alteration, nullification, and extreme tattoos, though if you want really hardcore wierdness, you're going to have to go to BME/Hardcore.

    -Violence never settles anything -- Genghis Khan

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  50. SpiderGod and other Body Modification ramblings by GoNINzo · · Score: 2
    First, I'd like to clarify that this isn't exactly a slashdot level story, but the guy does has some history in computers. And there are some huge collections of people on the internet that are freaks... heh get used to the idea.

    Secondly, there's RAB and #bodyart on EFnet. I used to hang out there, and it's a great place for the freaks. It's funny that it gets so easy to spot the posers ('I got my belly button pierced') and the hard core people ('I got this piece of plastic embeded in my forhead!').

    But please remember the Media distorotion that happens. He might look like a Reptile, but he's a nice enough guy. Smart too.

    I started hanging on #bodyart cause my friends did, posted to RAB a few times, met my current girlfriend at a munch party, ran the bot on #bodyart, and then gave it all up. I don't look like a freak, but there is a reason people call me Gonzo in real life, i'm told anyway.

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    Gonzo Granzeau
    "Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.." -Roy Batty
  51. Circus Freaks by Peale · · Score: 2

    I thought this article was about this guy I saw on a special about human freaks. He had lizard skin tatooed all over his body, and implants in his head to give the impression of little nubs (horns). I believe this guy was on the X-Files at one point, but I haven't watched the show in years (no cable, rural Vermont) so I can't really give insight to that.

    I'm sorry. What I meant to say was 'please excuse me.'
    what came out of my mouth was 'Move or I'll kill you!'

  52. Yes, this is real. He makes an effective bouncer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eric works in the Tavern. It is one of the favorite bars for students at the University at Albany (there are approximately 4 within several blocks of each other that are equally frequented). It is located on Washington Avenue near Quail Street. Stop by and say hello. Make sure you have proper ID. Otherwise Satan might show you the door.

  53. Re:Things I'de rather do than run Windows. . . by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
    That's it! He's really a Balrog!

    I'm so excited! Now we can have a "Balrog Wings" thread just like on rec.arts.books.tolkien!!

    I guess the question is whether this guy should get prosthetic wings next or not.

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    And the brethren went away edified.
  54. Re:Is it just me... by seaportcasino · · Score: 1

    I agree. Let's stick to linux and techy stuff. This lizard story was crap. There was not even a picture of the damn lizardman!

  55. Dont forget The Enigma... by starman97 · · Score: 1

    http://www.ambient.on.ca/bodmod/implants.html

    also do a Google search on
    The Enigma Horns
    You'll find lots of links to the Jim Rose Circus.
    The Bindlestiff Family cirKus is also quite unique.

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  56. The Neuromancer Cometh by justin.warren · · Score: 1
    Apart from this having little to do directly with /. in general, it does highlight another aspect of a growing trend that I seem to observe in the world: the gradual move towards a world similar to that described in Neuromancer and spinoffs (eg: Cyberpunk, Shadowrun, etc.)

    Is it just me? Let's look at recent events:

    • Molecular biology progresses in leaps and bounds.
    • Computer networks are becoming more and more a part of everyone's daily life.
    • Corporations are becoming more and more powerful, while governments become less so.
    • Neural interfaces to computers are possible, if crude.
    • Surgery which used to be too dangerous for casual use is now being used for "art".
    • Various and sundry other items that appear here on a semi-regular basis.
    Ok, the link from this lizardman thing to here is a stretch, but it just kinda struck me as one more link in the chain. I remember thinking it was feasible to get to Gibson's world from here a couple of years ago. The more I watch, the more it seems to be happening.

    But maybe it's just me.

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    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT after you.
    1. Re:The Neuromancer Cometh by WhiskeyJack · · Score: 1

      Finally, someone who actually gets why I thought the story might interest folks on /.!

      This guy, and everyone else out there like him are slowly changing society; when the functional implants finally get here, they'll be met with less resistance in part because of folks like this who have pushed back society's boundaries of what's "normal" and what's accepted.

      Aspects of Gibson's world are on their way, and guys like this are pioneering the change. For better or worse.

      -- WhiskeyJack

  57. Re:Is it just me... by seaportcasino · · Score: 2

    Here's an idea. Maybe it's been talked about before, but let me run it by you anyway. In the tradition of "fool.com" why can't we have strongly moderated forums on particular subjects? Some days I just feel like talking about the newest linux distro and there's no related stories so I can't. This makes sense when you realize that usually the threads digress to these popular subjects anyway. Just imagine if there were 50 forums here on linux, each one taking on a slightly different variation? The reason I think the forums should be strongly moderated is to keep the topics on focus. If you are posting on the corel linux distro forum and you digress, then it gets deleted. If you spam, it gets deleted. If you post natalie portman trash, it gets deleted. The goal is not to interfere with free speech, but rather to remove the signal noise that is rapidly overtaking slashdot. The moderation angle seems to be working really well on fool.com, for example, because they have forums on incredibly specific subjects and these are some of the most popular forums on the site. Now I'm not saying we can't still have news articles and respond to the news. I think we can have both, and then see which is more popular. Just an idea, anyway. What do you think?


  58. so maybe it's time to starting searching ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for a better news site... Slashdot Poll: This article is not worthy of a) news for nerds b) stuff that matters c) super market tabloids d) my time

  59. Re:Intolerance by loki7 · · Score: 2

    Unless you're capable of bending I-beams with your bare hands then you have a feeble body. Indeed I did imply that you have a feeble body. But I painted the entire human race with this brush. We've all got feeble bodies!

    All that I ask is that if you call me or anybody else "sick" because we've got tattoos, piercings or other mods you provide some argument for your accusation. It doesn't bother me that you're un-modded. Don't let my body bother you.

    /peter

  60. Re:closemindedness and the body eclectic by tzanger · · Score: 1

    but that's not what i'm talking about. my apperance is *very* tame. in an interview, there's no need of my possible employers knowing about the things i've done with a needle. it's listening to sexuaphobic, closeminded, prejudicial co-workers with intolerant opinions about things they haven't even considered trying to understand that annoy me.

    I'm not sure I understand the original problem then... I thought you had said that you were upset that employers didn't take a liking to people with piercings, tattoos, etc.?

    In the case of coworkers who don't like your style... well that's their problem. Personally I haven't run into an employer who sides with certain employees and not others; usually they say "deal with it."

    people who then read the /. article about the fbi keeping an eye out for gamers, and get mad about how they are being judged for something they know doesn't make them a psycho.

    Okay I think I see where you're coming from... Lemme know if this is right: "Slasdot reader reads about FBI targetting gamers, trenchcoat wearers and nerds. 'That's not fair; I'm not like that!' Same slashdot reader reads about body piercing, tattoos, and other forms of body modification. 'Hahahahahaha you FREAK god you guys must all be lunatics!'" -- this is what you're complaining about? If so I agree 100%. It's always easy to stereotype if you're not part of the group being stereotyped.

  61. Re:Body mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    12 ga nipple, 6ga lobes, 4ga PA, 8ga lorum. Used to have 8ga apadravya, more 10ga scrotals, another 12ga nip, several 14ga cartilage, 4ga tongue

  62. this is just plain pointless and dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    enough of this tripe... I want geek-news, not freak-news.

  63. This is only "newsworthy" until a certain age by epseps · · Score: 1

    When his stretched nipples and decrepid back can no longer lift car batteries. And his scaley ass is in a wheelchair rolled in front of the future equivilant of "wheel of fortune" on TV....ah sweet reptile of youth.

  64. Hemos needs more rest by doublem · · Score: 3
    Let me get this straight. /. ignores the Microsoft Marketing copy I post on an MS Linux product and the CNN Story about the Y2K fanatic who accidentally blew up his house with leaking propane gas, but posts a story about a lizard man?!?!?!?!?!

    Nothing against the lizard man. More power to him. He's looking pretty good in the most recent pics, but come ON!

    I guess I won't even bother with Reverend Alexander Cornswalled's essay on how Pokemon is from the Devil.....

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    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    1. Re:Hemos needs more rest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree... I have sent in stories about things that actually pertain to linux or the internet in some way, but they have been ignored for posts like this one.

      I thought /. was "News for Nerds. Stuff That Matters."

      This matters to me why? (Don't get me wrong, I am not against body mod, but aren't there other more appropriate places for stories like this?)

  65. Pictures here! by BOredAtWork · · Score: 1
    ABC's article on body modification has an "Interactive" picture at the top. Click it; the lizard freak is the last one in the slideshow...

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    Just lurking, thanks!

  66. More fun stuff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While you're at it, how about coral implants in your skull?

  67. the tom green connection.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hm...
    tom green, this guy.

    both attention seeking weasels.

    nuff said.

  68. Re:Things I'de rather do than run Windows. . . by panchax · · Score: 1

    Someone thought this was a troll? Torture is being chained and padlocked to a Windows desktop and having a BSOD image tattooed to your forehead.

  69. Re:ooh, how about Bill Gates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah!

  70. I saw this guy on TV! by arielb · · Score: 1

    Yes I think it was dateline NBC or one of those shows that had a feature on all these weirdos. He really looked like a lizard with the green tattoos, shaved teeth and all. Freaky. There was this girl with a split tongue who decided to put a piece of metal through her back which was hooked up to some rope so that she could 'fly' around to feel the rush caused by the extremely painful pulling sensation. Plus all these other guys who had all these metal objects embedded under their skin.

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  71. What about when he's 45? by robwicks · · Score: 1

    I mean, who would hire this guy to do anything? Who would want to patronize his business? What if he changes his philosophy in the future, something which tends to happen to most people during the course of their lives? I suppose this future establishes the tenuousness of the link between academic excellence and wisdom.

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    Logic ... merely enables one to be wrong with authority. -- Doctor Who

  72. Re:Is it just me... by frode · · Score: 1

    Hey I went to school in albany and knew this guy, We all called him satan, he was a freak, i guess he still is. If you want to meet him, he might still bounce at a crappy bar called the Old Town Taveren. It's a small slashdot world.

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  73. this is art by DGregory · · Score: 1

    At first when I checked out his web page and saw the pictures, I thought "Damn what a weirdo", but then after reading some of his writing, I have to say that I'm rather impressed.

    Art is not all "happy trees" and weird shapes on paper. Art is for the reaction or feelings that you evoke from people who look at (or hear) your art. You may not even be trying to get a "GOOD" reaction, but rather a reaction of disgust or hate. Notice that everyone has some sort of reaction when they look at Eric's body alterations.

    I once saw an art performance where the artist was trying to make a statement about breast cancer. She had a display with photos of all kinds of breasts. She herself had had a masectomy (result of breast cancer), and in the performance, she did a cultural sort of dance, topless, along with another woman who hadn't had a masectomy. There was an initial reaction of suprise at first, because no one really knew what a masectomy looked like, but after the first initial "shock", the general consensus was that we were happy that we hadn't had breast cancer, happy that she survived, and she is still a real person even without her breasts.

    I think that this is a similar thing that Eric is trying to evoke from the people who see him. It's "shocking" art, not the beautiful landscape Bob Ross stuff that all of you expect to see when you hear the word "art".

  74. Slashdot - News for hits, Cash for founders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're millionaire sellouts and it's showing everyday.

    1. Re:Slashdot - News for hits, Cash for founders by bpitzer · · Score: 1

      Why is it that anytime people do the same thing that they've always done, but suddenly start getting paid for it, they're suddenly labled 'sellouts' by people who would do the same thing in an instant, given the opportunity?

  75. Albany... by zanzar · · Score: 1

    This is great. Dilbert and The Simpsons busted on Albany pretty good.... Now, the first time I see my hometown on Slashdot, it's because of a lizardman. What's with this punishment by the media? It's a conspiracy!

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    ...These aren't the droids you're looking for....Move along....
  76. Oh come on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You post 15 shit messages with no content to /. and you don't think that's spam. What would you definition of spam be then? I'm surprised you didn't slip something in this post about how you're so excited about how your company can sell domain names cheaply. We'd all be happy if you moved on somewhere else unless you have something valuable to contribute. (And no, complaints and spam don't count as valuable contributions)

  77. Re:Yes, this is real. He makes an effective bounce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would enjoy beating the hell out of this degenerate.

  78. It IS just you :> by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News for Nerds. Stuff that matters. This DOES matter. While we may have the technology to do a thing, it doesn't mean that we are societally READY to do that thing. We could probably, in the next few years, develop a computer which is implanted, runs off internal energy, and can feed data to either the optic or audio nerves. But do we want to? Will people accept it or just totally freak over the idea - check out some of the responses to this. The people who read slashdot are routinely technologically aware. Their response is the response of the people whose sense of what we can do is least stretched by a new development such as this. So how will other people react? This stuff IS important, because it is something that in 20 years time you will see if not every day then on a more frequent basis. How people react to the first mover in a social change is quite definitely news for nerds and something that matters tremendously.

  79. a troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone slams windos so they're a troll?

    ok, watch carefully boys and girls, on the count of three:

    SLASHDOT MODERATORS SUCK!

  80. Re:Some Pictures of the guy by 348 · · Score: 1
    Great, 15 minutes of fame.

    But why is this on slashdot??

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    than any one place on the net.

  81. flame bait or not... by NightHwk · · Score: 1

    I've always believed that "Self mutilation is *NOT* an effective form of rebellion". In the 60's it was growing your hair long, in the 90's it was cutting off limbs and putting holes all over your body. I'm going to start a new trend of leaving my body the way it is naturaly (art in nature, right?)...until million_dollar_man style equipment is available of course... NightHawk

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  82. Dude, look at the rest of the page, he does! by ph43drus · · Score: 1
    Yep. It's in the Amazing Feats section.

    Jeff

  83. Mozilla Mascot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he didn't like either of the options in MozillaZine's recent mascot poll.

  84. Re:closemindedness and the body eclectic by pierced · · Score: 1

    "I'm not sure I understand the original problem then... I thought you had said that you were upset that employers didn't take a liking to people with piercings, tattoos, etc.? " i can see where you got that, but my complaint is with closemindedness in general. a number of people claimed to be openminded so as to add weight to their opinion on erik, even though the majority of the posters have no inkling to even try and respect other's decisions.

  85. Re:Is it just me... by 348 · · Score: 1

    The photos are Here

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    than any one place on the net.

  86. Re:Intolerance by jsewell · · Score: 1



    Alright fine. I never said anything about ear piercings in a mall or any of the other BS you extrapolated from who-knows-where.

    You don't know anything about me. Admittedly my comment was rather short and wouldn't give you a chance to learn more about me, but the fact is it was YOU who jumped to conclusions.

    My comment was intended as a short, simple, gut reaction to the story and pictures. If his intention is to be different from everyone else, and to shock those who see him, well he certainly accomplished that. With me anyway, I was definitely shocked...

    As for piercings, tatoos, cosmetic surgery, etc: none that sort of self mutilation interests me at all. I've never had an earing, tatoo or anything else. I'm not saying there ought to be a law or anything, just that it is un-attactive to me.

    I AM NOT being intolerant, I am merely expressing my opinion. If others want to do that stuff to themselves so be it. There should be nothing to stop them from doing whatever they want to themselves, and there should be nothing stopping me from saying I think they are crazy for doing it and I think their appearance distasteful.

    I'm sure all these folks who do this are real nice people, articulate, intelligent, and all that. In response to this story on /. I spent some time looking at the websites that others have linked. I read some of the material they have written and said, and I grant that they seem to have a pretty good head on their shoulders.

    And I guess I'm in the wrong for being all hung up on this too.

    Finally:

    Eric's part of a vanguard of pre-cyborgs

    WHAT!?! You gotta be kidding me. What a load of horse shit.

  87. Re:PLEASE!... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut the fuck up, spammer.

    As if it wasn't spam... You fucking copied and pasted the same fucking post.

    Inbred fuck.

  88. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a) Why do that to oneself? b) Why is this of interest on Slashdot? Tossers.

  89. Bud...Weis...Er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't I see this guy in a Budweiser commercial?

  90. Sorry, Liz.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't look much like a lizard to me. A freak with a split tounge and lame tattoos - yes, but a lizard? Not a chance.

  91. Eeeeewwwwwhhhhhh by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 1

    That is one sick puppy! Mom and Dad must be truly proud, this kid's even sicker than Marilynn Manson.

  92. Re:Body mods by MaggieL · · Score: 1

    Well, I've always thought of my sex-reassignment as being the ultimate body mod. My tongue's not split though...:-)

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  93. Related story... by malahoo · · Score: 1
    This reminded me of a cruel.com site a while back, regarding two twins who had massive body modifications.

    Here's the link.

    too bad it was a hoax.

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    If you're not wasted, the day is.
  94. Freak. (nt) by [CommercialMan] · · Score: 1

    Odd people, odd hobbies.

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    "Right about now, the geek soul brother, check it out now, the geek soul brother..." -- based upon Fatboy
  95. A real life Bud Lizard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What brand of beer does he drink? I bet Budweiser are already thinking of the adverts now.

  96. The ultimate body mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I've got a 12 gauge shotgun...

    ;-)

  97. is he stupid by jdlynam · · Score: 1

    that is the dumbest thing i have every seen

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  98. Pacific Beach, San Diego. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Down on Garnet, there was a coffee house. And this guy hung out there (in many ways). He had a big piercing in his dick, and several women a night would come by and say "Hey, I heard about your dick, can I see it?"

    So he would go out back and drop his shorts, and they would point and giggle and say "Oh my god!" you know the routine.

    I don't know what was so fascinating about it, but the world is getting so sickeningly pure I welcome nerly any aberrant behavior, as long as it's adults and no ones getting hurt.

    As I looked at the picture of his tongue, I couldn't help but think how many women get a little shiver up their spine, just a little curious what it would feel like...

  99. For those interested in more... by Saige · · Score: 2

    There is a web site dedicated to body modification of all sorts... there are people who have done things to even make this a bit tame.

    Body Modification E-Zine, at www.bme.freeq.com, is dedicated to this.

    A warning before you look, however - it's not a place for the squeamish. There is some really odd stuff, especially in the extreme section.
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  100. You want pics? How 'bout a movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rent Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams. Rated R: Some lizards are naked

  101. Re:Is it just me... by Zurk · · Score: 1

    or better still - let the moderators moderate the input queue on slashdot. let the moderating mejority bash the boring stories to oblivion while the interesting ones make it to the front page.

  102. Re:Surgically Forked Tongue...hmmmmm by cara · · Score: 1
    I knew a guy who knew a girl who forked her own tongue. She started out by getting her tongue pierced. She put some fishing line through the hole and tied it tightly in front. She would change the fishing wire every so often, tying it tighter each time. Eventually, her tongue split!

    Lizardman and others who do things like that are repulsively fascinating.

  103. Some Pictures of the guy by CokeBear · · Score: 4
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    1. Re:Some Pictures of the guy by webslacker · · Score: 1

      Oh whoops. Spoke too soon. Man, that's insane!

  104. Pictures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are the pictures?

  105. stupid by DuckWing · · Score: 0

    This guy is just plain stupid! That's all there is to it. He's trying to get publicity. Well, he's got it.

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  106. Last week's story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't there a story on Slashdot last week about mental illness? This is a prime example.

  107. Re:Is it just me... by Neandertal · · Score: 0

    ... or are you not happy with anything that conforms to your world view? Geez, get a grip.

    GNU/Linux is about changing society, not about innovating with clever arrangements of bits. This guy is challenging society to look at extreme body art as, well, art. I think its cool. If you don't like it, don't read it!

    Ugh.

  108. Article in Time bout this guy(and others like him) by CokeBear · · Score: 1
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  109. Things I'de rather do than run Windows. . . by Money__ · · Score: 1

    1) tongue surgically forked
    2) forehead ridged with implants
    3) breath fire
    4) lift car batteries with chains running through his nipples.
    bring it, ok? fine! it's all good,
    just no more BSOD

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  110. "Amago" by majcher · · Score: 2

    You can see more of "Amago", the lizard boy at the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow site: http://www.ambient.on.ca/jimrose/ - I'm a longtime fan of the Circus, and I blew off the show the last time they showed up in SF. I'm very sorry, and I promise I'll never do it again.

  111. Found a picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a big closeup..

    here

    1. Re:Found a picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'course, it'd be better if that phto weren't fake...

  112. and 20 years from now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He'll be an unemployed freak, living off the state, regretting his decisions. But, I guess we all have choices to make...

  113. why the hell is this on slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wanna hear about Microsoft buying Best Buy last week. not this crap.

  114. closemindedness and the body eclectic by pierced · · Score: 1

    it saddens me to see that future employers and co-workers are so intolerant of such trivial things. there is an on-topicness to this thread, sorry so many of you can't see it. it's strange that technologically minded people don't see how modifying our own bodies, rather than parents genetically altering them before birth, is a wonderful chance to explore the possibilities of our physical limitations. hack your body, the one thing truly your own.

    1. Re:closemindedness and the body eclectic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who gives a damn what makes you sad? Now go pierce yourself some more, the pain should turn you on.

    2. Re:closemindedness and the body eclectic by tzanger · · Score: 1

      it saddens me to see that future employers and co-workers are so intolerant of such trivial things.

      It's called marketability and employability. Businesses are intolerant of people who are so different because (at least for me) employees represent the company. I deal with customers on a regular basis, and I'm in Research and Development, nowhere near sales. If the customer/client is gonna gawk at you and distract from the sale, the company is gonna shun you. That's why the suits are the thing.

      Just the same as why businesses don't allow you to swear and flip out. It's all part of ettiquitte, probably spelled wrong. :-)

      Personally I think all this massive tattooing/piercing/modding is rather silly, but hey, it's your body. :-) About the most insane thing I've done is dye my hair blonde, then later "vivid plum".

  115. Agreed. Lame by stuntpope · · Score: 1
    The split tongue looks stupid. I was expecting a reptilish looking tongue, then I see his fat tongue wagging to left and right...guess that's what happens when you cleave a human tongue. But lizard-like? No way.

    And anyone who goes around calling himself "Satan" is just screaming "wannabe somebody." What a joke. Poseur.

  116. Re:Is it just me... by Ventilator · · Score: 1

    This guy clearly is a geek in some way. Now, a lot of you read the "Hellmouth" articles by Jon Katz and agreed, that many of us computergeeks were discriminated just for being other than "normal".
    But now, you discriminate someone, just for being other than you are. In german, we call that "Doppelmoral". I don't know if you can say that in english, double-moral.

    Everyone's free to modificate his body the way one likes. Plastic surgery is just the same.

    On the other hand, I'm already frightened, when I need to get a haircut. =:-)

    CU, Ventilator

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  117. d'oh by dvorsd · · Score: 1

    I used to live just outside of Albany and I never got to see that guy. What a let down. If you've ever been to Albany, you'd know that observing a lizard-guy walking down the street is about the most interesting thing that you can see... :-) -dvorsd

  118. Celebrate Diversity -- Eradicate Your Race!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Celebrate Diversity -- Eradicate Your Heritage!!

  119. Re:Academics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure... although he does have a tendency to fall asleep if his desk is too far from the window...

    Does he eat the insects that come into the room?

  120. Hey... by Zamis · · Score: 1

    That guy who blew up his house is right by me here. And he is real close to cmdrTaco as well.

    I didn't know he made CNN though. Do you have a link to the story?

  121. A little short sighted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to be a rather odd, Experiment (tm), what's he supposed to do when it's over ?

  122. Mental illness is scary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again we are shown that "intelligence" does not provide immunity to mental illness. This does, however, make it more difficult to simply write off such behaviour as mere "stupidity" rather than a symptom of a mental health problem.

    This person is obviously not "stupid", but he lacks wisdom. I predict a self-inflicted death in his future.

  123. The Lizardman is a fool by Wansu · · Score: 1


    This isn't about geekiness. This is about common sense. He has none. When he gets older he will regret having marked up and hacked up his body as he has done. He's not the only one; he has just taken it further than most.

    If some guy like this wants to become a side show freak, that's bad enough but it sickens me even more to see some otherwise lovely young girl with a bunch of ugly-ass tatoos.

    It would be interesting to find out how happy they are with their decision to modify their bodies like this 20 years from now.

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  124. Re:News for Nerds. Stuff that matters. by Yaruar · · Score: 1

    In the very least he is challenging peoples perceptions of the norm and saying that it is ok to branch out and be different from the sheep. In the same way that Orlan is challenging peoples perception of what is beauty in this day and age he seems to have thought hard about what he is doing, especially the fact that man is animal not some special being.

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  125. His personal Homepage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://member.aol.com/Spidergod5/index. html
    some more detailed pictures there, looks a little more up-to-date...

  126. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm...Can we say...Cry me a river? Don't like it? Don't read it. It's still a free country, yes?? I only wish I had a picture of that lizard man...*sighs* -Intrigued Geek Grrl

  127. Academics... by boster · · Score: 2
    • ``As a matter of fact, I've heard very nice things,'' she said. ``The professor who had him as a TA said he was an excellent student.''

    Sure... although he does have a tendency to fall asleep if his desk is too far from the window...

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  128. Lizard man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually know this guy, we go to the same school. I don't really know him that well, but he's definitely a freak.

  129. Surgically Forked Tongue...hmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I bet his girlfriend isn't complaining. He can hit both holes at once. cool.

    1. Re:Surgically Forked Tongue...hmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not as cool (or sick!) as forked dick.

  130. this is lame by ldanna · · Score: 1

    rob, please don't turn slashdot into a tabloid.

  131. He doesn't even look like a lizard by QuantumG · · Score: 2

    man.. I know why they didn't attach any pictures. Because the guy doesn't even look like a lizard.. Here I am expecting some hard core green guy with scales and I get some biker who slipped with the knife whilst eating spam. LAME.

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  132. This guy was on ABC's 20/20 in October by Z · · Score: 1

    They did a whole show about body piercings and body modification, with a segment just on this guy. He was very......interesting....looking.

  133. News for Nerds. Stuff that matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is flaim bait and I know it but hopefully someone will enlighten me with something more than the BS of he is an artist. How does this freak on a leash effect anything in the world? Other than to make people look at him and go, ok so there are people out there dumber than I previously thought.

  134. Desparate for attention?? by jbuilder · · Score: 1

    What some people will do for 15 minutes of fame.. Sheesh!

    Nice to see our scholarship dollars are put to good use these days.

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  135. 2 issues... by NOT-2-QUICK · · Score: 1

    First... On a personal note I am a 22 year old with 5 tatoos, 3 earings (used to be 5), and a nipple ring and I do not regret any of it. Why, you might ask? Because I can take out the rings and I can cover my tatoos. What I have done to my body (call it self mutilation if you must)is out of artistic self expression and if I choose I can dress in a manner where anyone and everyone can see this self expression. HOWEVER, I also realize that I want to be a productive part of society. I have a $50,000 /year job and wear a suit to work five days a week working as a computer consultant. Furthermore I want to have kids some day, and when I am 40 and at a father/son picnic I don't want my poor kid to get made fun of because his dad looks like a circus side show gone wrong. I believe in self expression, but as with anything I also believe in moderation. Second... What is up with all these people askin' for pics. I am glad to see so many people read the article, but how about you try reading some of the comments. That is one of the best and most valuable aspects of /. , reader input. Even if you are only viewing comments with a score of 4+ you had to have notice atleast one or two posts about links to pics. Yet I see a dozen requests for pics. Come on folks, repitition is NOT always the secret to sucess, after a while it get's really annoying seeing post after post asking for the same thing. Just my opinion, kill me if you must...

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  136. Forget Lizard!! go for a full Penguin body mod! by bailpossum · · Score: 1


    I'm imagining as human kind in general runs out of new ideas, new styles and fads.. When we're stunningly over-entertained and burned out playing Quake v.23; when movie studios have finally run out of ways to repackage 30 year old Sci-Fi concepts, and Son of the Matrix #15 is a box-office flop;

    With a large majority of people starved for any form of new stimulation, body manipulation will become fully realized.

    Forget prosthetic implants, and tattos, and branding. Think more like altered genetics, functional sex changes. Species changes, complete and flawless quick.. and expensive - but just cheap enough that the biotech firms and unions that perform the manipulations make optimal amounts of money.

    How many of you Linux Zealots would spend $200k adjusted, to be a giant intelligent penguin?

    At least the world would be perhaps, tolerant, when your boss is a talking tiger, and your co-worker is a hermaphrodite medusa-ish thing.

    Plus!! The office furniture and keyboard manufacturers would make a killing!!- adapting for all those body forms and new hand shapes. Everyone's happy! and plenty of $$$$ going around.

    I'd personally just like to be a giant possum. As those have ambidexterous hind feet, with opposable thumbs, my wpm could double.

  137. PR person for Mozilla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mozilla.org should recruit him for doing PR and scare the programmers to speed up.

  138. Always what is has been.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow.. actually coming to the defense of this place...

    Slashdot has been one thing: What Rob finds cool. Rob found the lizard boy cool. If you don't like the lizard boy, too freakin bad! Skip the story and carry on. Not EVERY story has to be high tech, nor geeky. Of course, being a lizardman is the epitome of geek. Remember 'circus geeks'???

    Lighten up folks... and if you don't like it, just go someplace else for your news....

    Rob, you just go on posting the stuff you find interesting, even if people don't like it.


  139. Re:He has a homepage by loki7 · · Score: 2
    He's also a regular at BME. Shannon's put him on the cover several times.

    /peter

  140. Just a coward... by bobalu · · Score: 1

    Freud said sometimes a cigar is just a cigar; same goes with Anonymous Cowards. For what it's worth, I'm glad Rob reaped the rewards. It's a classic case of good karma - they worked their butts off and it paid off.

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  141. Re:Intolerance by loki7 · · Score: 2
    I have to remind myself that this kind of juvenile, intolerant attitude isn't typical of the geek community. In general we're a very open minded group of people.

    So what makes this just SO wrong? Because Eric doesn't look like you? Because he doesn't fit one of your preconceptions about what people are supposed to look like? Is all cosmetic surgery wrong, or just surgery which doesn't make you look more "normal"? What makes the ear piercings done by some untrained, unsanitary teenager in a mall with a reusable(!) piercing gun less wrong than Eric's large gage tunnels?

    Eric's part of a vanguard of pre-cyborgs who have taken control of their own bodies and aren't constrained by the feeble bodies evolution has given us. Admittedly the mods are mostly cosmetic at this point, but, at least in my opinion, it's one of the first steps to a bionic body.

    /peter

  142. Lizard? by the_tsi · · Score: 2

    Hairiest lizard I've ever seen...

    -Chris

  143. ooh, how about Bill Grates by bubbasatan · · Score: 1

    Hey, can we next start posting naked photos of Bill Grates in the shower? I'm sure that some chicks (and even some dudes) out there want to see how a $100 billion + man is decked out.

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  144. He has a homepage by Mikesch · · Score: 1

    Eric is really a nice guy. He is a regular in rec.arts.bodyart, and he even has a homepage with pictures and tons more info at:


    http://members.aol.com/spidergod5/

  145. Duh by quakeaddict · · Score: 1

    Duh. I guess he will want some sort of funding from the National Endowment For The Arts or something.

    People want pictures now? I want to see a picture of this guy when he's 50.

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  146. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect you might find this in the Weekly World News eventually ... "Bat Boy vs Lizard Man!".

    Too bad they didn't have a photo to go with the story.

  147. Body mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are interested in body modification, please visit bme.freeq.com. On a side note, the lizard man has been around for quite some time...why is it making headlines on /. of all places?

    Anyway, what mods do my fellow geeks have? Ive got a few biomechanical tats, plus both nipples pierced (14 guage), 16 guage navel, 10 guage PA, and a few safety pins in my eyebrow ;)

  148. Mozilla by Imperator · · Score: 1

    Could we get ESR to give him a brain dump? He could be great publicity for the Mozilla project. He'd certainly convince people that open source software is serious stuff, not just a bunch of hot-blooded geeks ready to breath fire on businessmen.

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