Silly, in 1987 there was no NetSurf either. I just meant that my Amigas have been virus free since the floppy based SCA virus in 1987:) Back then I had A500, got it first month they came out from HT Electronics in Mountain View. Then I had a 2000HD, then added toaster, then A4000 with Toaster 4000. I remember the days when computers were real computers, and multitasking DPaint while running CLI was a big deal. In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were REAL men, women were REAL women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Aplha Centauri, and Douglas Adams was still alive.... But I digress, funny thing happens with age, your memory goes and so does your attention span.... HEY YOU DAMN KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! now where was I?
Sorry, but when I saw the summation about Canadian scientists and beer yeast on April 1st, my mind immediately went to some kind of mutated Bob & Doug McKenzie flashback.
Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.
Doug McKenzie: Hey I just thought of something, what if we could harness the power of the force from the beer yeast that would feed on human blood? Somekinda Vampire beer power, eh?
Bob McKenzie: Take off, eh!
Nothing beats old school! Zero problems whatsoever, system has a failsafe - it simply chokes and kicks out GuruMeditation error screen any time any script of Flash tries to run. Been virus free since the SCA virus in 1987!
The feckin' sheep-feckers at the IEDR haven't gotten a clue! They can all focal leat and imigh sa diabhal, after they dÃful mÃf bhad! And their mother is a hamster and smells of elderberries!
Should Google start charging news sites for the privilege of listing news from their particular sites, since it clearly results in increased traffic to those sites which they monetize?
To the dipshit who modded this as flamebait: Flamebait is shorter and less thought through, like this post. The one above it is a statement. Learn the difference you ignorant duchebag. See now thats makes this post more of a troll than a flamebait. Just because someone has the balls to introduce an idea that doesnt fit into your shackled mindset, that doesnt make it a flamebait, hell if you can get through all of its polysyllabic goodness it can be downright enlightening.
Frakkin irony, a frakkin about-to-be-a-washed-up-has-been actor preaching frakkin racial equality but then pins the racial evils on the white folks... The whitey guild card has been over played, and yet people keep tugging at that scab under the guise of denouncing it. Human beings treated each other differently based on their appearance ages ago, before the concepts of racism have been defined. These days its just an outdated buzzword being milked by politicians and demagogues to distract the people from the real problems facing the humanity.
My original submission was
"Security and Cryptography Laboratory at the Swiss Ecole Polytechnique Federale de Lausanne (EPFL) doctoral students demonstrated four successfull techniques for sniffing keystrokes off various keyboards, including laptops, by analysing the electromagnetic signals produced by every key press. Not entirely new concept, but these guys were able to get data from 20m away. Time for Tempest Grade keyboards?!"
there is already a guy in custody who has been convicted and tried for this one in Estonia. The so called, youth movement Nashi, are publicity whores and their technological acumen is limited to shit you can learn on a farm.
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You just need to lower your threshold down to see below the Score 1 posts.
...trying to get under the wire, then please just fucking shoot me.
Silly, in 1987 there was no NetSurf either. I just meant that my Amigas have been virus free since the floppy based SCA virus in 1987 :) Back then I had A500, got it first month they came out from HT Electronics in Mountain View. Then I had a 2000HD, then added toaster, then A4000 with Toaster 4000. I remember the days when computers were real computers, and multitasking DPaint while running CLI was a big deal. In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were REAL men, women were REAL women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Aplha Centauri, and Douglas Adams was still alive.... But I digress, funny thing happens with age, your memory goes and so does your attention span.... HEY YOU DAMN KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! now where was I?
fuxx0ring your computerz.
ers!
Sorry, but when I saw the summation about Canadian scientists and beer yeast on April 1st, my mind immediately went to some kind of mutated Bob & Doug McKenzie flashback.
Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.
Doug McKenzie: Hey I just thought of something, what if we could harness the power of the force from the beer yeast that would feed on human blood? Somekinda Vampire beer power, eh?
Bob McKenzie: Take off, eh!
were found dead. Apparently they were playing a drinking game, and doing a shot for every lolcats reference on Slashdot.
Nothing beats old school! Zero problems whatsoever, system has a failsafe - it simply chokes and kicks out GuruMeditation error screen any time any script of Flash tries to run. Been virus free since the SCA virus in 1987!
The Guardian is about to twat!
The feckin' sheep-feckers at the IEDR haven't gotten a clue! They can all focal leat and imigh sa diabhal, after they dÃful mÃf bhad! And their mother is a hamster and smells of elderberries!
Should Google start charging news sites for the privilege of listing news from their particular sites, since it clearly results in increased traffic to those sites which they monetize?
Try a tin foil wrapped zucchini... Although in this day and age its a bitch to explain at the airport metal detector.
"investigative" reporting :( CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Snape kills Dumbledore!!!!
usefull like fiberglass and asbestos! How about learning from the mistakes of the past and focusing on growing actual muscles instead?
To the dipshit who modded this as flamebait: Flamebait is shorter and less thought through, like this post. The one above it is a statement. Learn the difference you ignorant duchebag. See now thats makes this post more of a troll than a flamebait. Just because someone has the balls to introduce an idea that doesnt fit into your shackled mindset, that doesnt make it a flamebait, hell if you can get through all of its polysyllabic goodness it can be downright enlightening.
Frakkin irony, a frakkin about-to-be-a-washed-up-has-been actor preaching frakkin racial equality but then pins the racial evils on the white folks... The whitey guild card has been over played, and yet people keep tugging at that scab under the guise of denouncing it. Human beings treated each other differently based on their appearance ages ago, before the concepts of racism have been defined. These days its just an outdated buzzword being milked by politicians and demagogues to distract the people from the real problems facing the humanity.
...snooping on teh terrorats.
I think Ballmer converted more people to Linux than anyone else. I was a staunch Microsoft supporter until I saw the dancing monkey boy.
... they KNOW what awaits them.
Their name will be Buh Bye.
all this time I thought they were forged by the gnomes from the gold taken from the mines beneath Zurich...
The more intellectually advanced are already employed by the NSA.
My original submission was "Security and Cryptography Laboratory at the Swiss Ecole Polytechnique Federale de Lausanne (EPFL) doctoral students demonstrated four successfull techniques for sniffing keystrokes off various keyboards, including laptops, by analysing the electromagnetic signals produced by every key press. Not entirely new concept, but these guys were able to get data from 20m away. Time for Tempest Grade keyboards?!"
there is already a guy in custody who has been convicted and tried for this one in Estonia. The so called, youth movement Nashi, are publicity whores and their technological acumen is limited to shit you can learn on a farm.