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  1. Re:Dumb and Dumber on AOL, MS & Yahoo Unite On Anti-Spam Initiative · · Score: 1

    >Pass a bill in congress making it a legal requirement that all sites and emails MUST contain these headers

    Well, I personally am not subject to US Law, not living in the US and all that. So how do you expect to bring me to book?

    Oh, wait...

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  2. Re:Screw Dyno-Mutt! on Feral Robot Dogs · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Screw Dyno-Mutt!

    I can't wait for Dyno-Pussy!

    (Sorry)

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  3. Re:Not exactly timely. on The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay · · Score: 1

    If you like David Foster Wallace, you'll love The Onion's opinion!

  4. Re:Leif Eriksson on Build Your Own Submarine · · Score: 1

    >Am I the only one here who is reminded of Hagbard Celine's Leif Eriksson submarine from Robert Anton Wilson's novels

    Yup, I think you might be.

  5. Obligatory Dennis Pennis Quote on Microsoft's Home Of Tomorrow Has No Bathroom · · Score: 1

    Surely an MS house should have more than the average number of bathrooms, a la Dennis Pennis?

    DP (doorstepping Michael Winner outside awards ceremony): Michael, is it true your new house has five bathrooms?

    MW: Yes

    DP: Is that because you put out so much shit?

    Exit MW, confused

  6. Re:Wait.. on Nicotine-Free Cigs, Genetically Engineered · · Score: 1

    >it's not easy to do

    Pah! Giving up is easy.
    I've done it dozens of times

    Boom boom

    (and a strangely apposite sig, too, I've just realised!)

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  7. Re:McDonald's on Recording Industry Extinction Predicted RSN · · Score: 1

    labels' new legitimate online music services attracted fewer paying customers than the McDonald's in Times Square

    And Selfridges in London attracts more customers per year than the population of Australia. So what?

    Bald statistics prove nothing

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  8. Re:FFT on FT on Europe's Open Source Option · · Score: 1

    >FT is a general, mathematical idea. FFT is an algorithmic implementation
    in the same way that FT (Financial Times) is a general financial idea and FFT (Frankfurt) is a specific implementation?

    God I must be bored
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  9. Re:Punish the admins, not the crackers on Appropriate Punishment For Crackers? · · Score: 1

    >You can help by getting off your rear and writing to your congressman

    Or could I just start castrating sys admins right now instead?

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  10. Intimidating Computers on Electronic Life · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >It is difficult today to remember how intimidating computers were for non-technical people in the early 1980s

    Hello? Computers are still pretty intimidating for non-technical people in the early 2000s!

    That's why Code Red/[insert name of favourite virus here], etc. proliferated so widely. Most people don't understand computers even to the level where they know how (or why) to install security patches.

  11. Re:Please, Deep Blue is not AI, chess is a limited on Behind Deep Blue · · Score: 2, Interesting

    >and even pray

    The day a computer sits down and prays is the day I get the next spaceship off this planet.

    And anyway, if a computer is intelligent enough to be 'a real thinking ... machine', then I should hope it's intelligent enough to reject a thought system based on faith rather than reason.

    Just my 2p worth

  12. Re:I completly agree on Stan Lee Sues Marvel Comics · · Score: 2, Funny

    So was Gross Points Blank a film about a rookie writer who had to accept Net Points only??

    I thank you... I'm here all week...

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  13. Clangers On The Moon on NASA Wasting Time and Money on Moon Landing Doubters · · Score: 1

    More information on the Clangers here.

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  14. Life On The Moon on NASA Wasting Time and Money on Moon Landing Doubters · · Score: 1

    The best site for the moon landing conspiracy has to be this one. Slashdotted soon, I guess - sorry to the owner...

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  15. Re:light on the details.... on Smart Pool Table · · Score: 1

    You surely can't play (and win, natch) a whole game of pool WITHOUT putting some spin on the white to get to the next position you want? e.g. two balls next to each other; you pot the first and use backspin to get position on the next. I know some (OK, US) pool tables have humungous buckets for pockets, but it can't be that easy, can it?

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  16. Re:Sex Pistols were a farce on Never Mind The 25th Anniversary · · Score: 1

    You're right. Looking back to 1977, the Sex Pistols really were a shock to the system, especially amongst people of my generation (and by extension our parents, who were forced to watch/listen to it too!).

    However, the language they use in the infamous interview with Bill Grundy now comes across as quite quaint.

    "Fucking rotter", anyone? Sounds almost Dickensian!

  17. Re:Dolt on Superhero Smackdown · · Score: 1

    quoth the nerd:
    Superman needs a belt to keep his underpants up forcryingoutloud. And they're outside his trousers.

    Er batman also has a (utility) belt, and he also wears his pants outside his trousers.

    Your point?

  18. Re:Theres a limit here on Suit Up Or Ship Out? · · Score: 1

    Er, here I am sitting coding in a major bank in the City, wearing T shirt, jeans and DMs. The only rules we have are:
    - Smart dress on the trading floor
    - Smart dress when meeting clients
    I haven't worn a suit for a couple of years, (except for weddings)

    Rob

  19. Re:Too many roads in? on Cameras in UK for Toll Enforcement · · Score: 1

    Those checkpoints are only on every route into the City (financial district). The main congestion is in the West End, which has no checkpoints (as yet)

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  20. Offtopic: Moderation for difficult science stories on More Strange Bose-Einstein Condensate Behavior · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I haven't got the first clue about "the scattering properties of a Bose-Einstein condensate held in a finite depth well", and I doubt many people here have.

    To prove my point, most of the mod'ed up comments here have been mod'ed as 'Funny', rather than 'Interesting' or 'Informative'.

    Seems symptomatic of most hard science posts on /.

    That's it. My post-pub waffle is over.

  21. Re:It's a solved problem - USA just needs to catch on Telemarketers and Cell Phones? · · Score: 1

    I thought all printing companies were stationary, unless they operated from the back of a lorry.
    Oh wait, you meant 'stationery'

    'The Spelling Fascist'

  22. Re:My All-time favorite Onion headline on Slashback: Riftiness, Ixianism, Eclipse · · Score: 1

    Sorry, best one ever was:

    God replies to prayers of small child - "No", says God.

    Rob

  23. Re:I wonder.... on Crack a Password, Save Norwegian History · · Score: 0, Troll

    I wonder what English for Norweigan is?
    Perhaps "Norwegian"??? Jeez, at least use a spell-checker.

    As in Webster's dictionary...

  24. Existing Owners Get Two ExtraGames - Whoopee (not) on Xbox Price Drops For Australia And Europe · · Score: 2, Informative

    People who have already bought an X-Box (or won one in my case - I'm not that stupid) can get two free games plus an extra controller (see http://www.xbox.com/uk/news/0025.htm)

    Trouble is, of the games on offer, you're certain to already have at least one and the others might not really appeal (speaking as someone who took Amped back to the shop and got his money back).

    The games are:

    Halo
    Rallisport Challenge
    Project Gotham Racing
    Amped
    Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee
    Dead or Alive 3
    Bloodwake
    Fuzion Frenzy

    Still, it's probably worth getting them just to use as coffee mats - it costs M$oft money and that can only be a good thing...

  25. Re:Imaginitive! on The Harvard Network Accessible Dartboard · · Score: 1

    Should be named after "Sid Waddell (the darts commentator)", surely!
    "The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there" - thanks, Sid!