Also, the IIS metabase has been completely dropped in favor of easily editable XML configuration files.
Apache's configuration is not XML. In fact, it has been my Biggest Request for a while now.
Apache is great when it comes to some things, but is lacking when it comes to others. Running in prefork MPM is fine for the most part, but I really wish perchild would get off the ground so that PHP scripts won't be all running as the same user. Now if only all of PHP's modules were thread safe...
I have found out a breakthrough on how to unify theories of Gravity and Electromagnetism. Unfortunately, the formulas are too large to write in the footnote here.
If you look at the javascript for the page, it disregards any post information, and redirects to a page taunting the user, and describing that if the page were a real phishing site, that their info would have been stolen.
*sigh* Guess it's only news when some other site posts it.
Sadly, the real drama of what has transpired to get this far isn't as entertaining (although The Right Stuff and Apollo 11 took a stab at it) as Star Wars.
That's because the meat of what made Star Wars exciting was not person-against-nature (or in this case, space) sort of drama, but person-against-person drama (e.g Vader vs Luke). Conflict between people usually makes better drama.
So what we need is space drama. Get a bunch of astronauts who hate each other, send them into space, and have camera there to see which one survives. Reality TV at its finest, which in itself isn't saying too much.
I knew I should have gone into television production rather than being a geek. It requires much less brainpower and imagination.
Don't let it get to you. There are lots of people who will appreciate this. I've been wanting more Doom remixes on ocremix for a long time, and this will definitely hit the spot.
There used to be some mp3s on Doomworld that were the midi tracks recorded through a Roland SCD-15 (I believe). I downloaded those a while back, and used one of the Doom ports to play that for level music instead of midi.
I'm hoping to replace some of those mp3s with these. Can't wait until the torrent finishes.
By the way, I really wish it were possible to buy a professional looking CD of this. I was really hoping for this and the Metroid mixes.
I understand your recent trouble with GTA: San Andreas, and the hot coffee scandal. There are many on the religious right, and so called democratic left that disliked your consentual sex scenes within the game.
I understand you're working on a new game called Bully. From what I understand so far, you can be a Bully within the game. This sounds quite interesting, but any sort of consentual sexuality that might creep into the game might once again offend the censors.
In response, I suggest the following:
Add a easter egg that contains a minigame where a bully sodomizes a nerd with a broomstick.
Add molesting teachers within the schoolgrounds (This will appeal to the catholic clergy).
For nude models, please include a cheat code to remove the blur. Please also include labia, nipples, and all those other things. After playing Sims2, I feel cheated.
Thank you very much for reading this letter. You have my full support.
How will Rockstar handle the additional pressure being put upon it?
To: Jack Thompson ESQ.
From: Rockstar Games
Subject: Bully Boycott.
Dear Jack:
Enclosed is a diagram that details whether or not we will stop development of our new game, Bully. Please feel free to peruse this diagram at your earliest convenience.
I shall take the word of Professor Ishiguro...
And combine it with the work of RealDoll Finally, I shall take AliceBot and
train it to talk dirty for me...
I shall call it... The fuckbot!
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Are you ready?
ALICE: Do I look ready??
Human: I've been waiting for this all day.
ALICE: How long?
Human: Since I got up this morning.
ALICE: Interesting rationalization. Cool. I have a collection of gossip.
Human: I'm not in the mood to talk right now *jumps*
ALICE: Oh, where are you located?
Human: Let's do it!
ALICE: That sounds good to me.
Human: Unf unf unf unf!
ALICE: Are we still talking about FAILURE?
Human: What?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: I'm gonna mute you if you don't cut this out!
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: God, you're too much like a real woman.
ALICE: Interesting comparison, and probably true. Thanks for your constructive criticism, unknown person.
Human: I hate you.
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Instead of Shatner crying out KHAAAAAN, does he go on a rampage for an hour in the Genesis cave?
I will not by this rec... err, ipod... it is scratched.
Funny you mention daylight savings, and a singer who can't count within the same sentence.
A lot of companies have tried making the ipod the central music player in a household, but the stereo limit is slightly annoying.
I really don't think it'd take that much room to add the proper plug on the top of the ipod. Eh.
Didn't you use to go into #quake on Id Software's irc server?
Apache's configuration is not XML. In fact, it has been my Biggest Request for a while now.
Apache is great when it comes to some things, but is lacking when it comes to others. Running in prefork MPM is fine for the most part, but I really wish perchild would get off the ground so that PHP scripts won't be all running as the same user. Now if only all of PHP's modules were thread safe...
Come on, you didn't even need to be resourceful to find that one out.
Seriously though, putting Blu-Ray on PS3 is most likely what will give Blu-Ray its marketing win over HD-DVD.
Considering Sony will most likely lose money over production of the consoles, having their games DRM'ed makes a TON of sense, at least for them.
here
What article like this is complete without:
Sam and Max 2 I feel cheated looking through that article without seeing S&M there.
Of course men are more intelligent! We have TWO brains!
After all, there are plenty of great actors who end up being in shoddy films.
Most movies out there that aren't any good don't come from crummy special effects or even bad acting, but bad writing.
Fix the fundamental flaw in today's movies before trying to fix anything else.
I have found out a breakthrough on how to unify theories of Gravity and Electromagnetism. Unfortunately, the formulas are too large to write in the footnote here.
If google were to be an ISP, they should buy Speakeasy, since it would go well with their "Do no evil" mantra.
http://www.hahathatswhatyouget.com/citibank/
If you look at the javascript for the page, it disregards any post information, and redirects to a page taunting the user, and describing that if the page were a real phishing site, that their info would have been stolen.
*sigh* Guess it's only news when some other site posts it.
That's because the meat of what made Star Wars exciting was not person-against-nature (or in this case, space) sort of drama, but person-against-person drama (e.g Vader vs Luke). Conflict between people usually makes better drama.
So what we need is space drama. Get a bunch of astronauts who hate each other, send them into space, and have camera there to see which one survives. Reality TV at its finest, which in itself isn't saying too much.
I knew I should have gone into television production rather than being a geek. It requires much less brainpower and imagination.
If not, it'd be a pretty fun project making a text mode filter that produces compilable code.
Don't let it get to you. There are lots of people who will appreciate this. I've been wanting more Doom remixes on ocremix for a long time, and this will definitely hit the spot.
There used to be some mp3s on Doomworld that were the midi tracks recorded through a Roland SCD-15 (I believe). I downloaded those a while back, and used one of the Doom ports to play that for level music instead of midi.
I'm hoping to replace some of those mp3s with these. Can't wait until the torrent finishes.
By the way, I really wish it were possible to buy a professional looking CD of this. I was really hoping for this and the Metroid mixes.
Dear Rockstar:
I understand your recent trouble with GTA: San Andreas, and the hot coffee scandal. There are many on the religious right, and so called democratic left that disliked your consentual sex scenes within the game.
I understand you're working on a new game called Bully. From what I understand so far, you can be a Bully within the game. This sounds quite interesting, but any sort of consentual sexuality that might creep into the game might once again offend the censors.
In response, I suggest the following:
Thank you very much for reading this letter. You have my full support.
Sincerely,
A loyal fan
To: Jack Thompson ESQ.
From: Rockstar Games
Subject: Bully Boycott.
Dear Jack:
Enclosed is a diagram that details whether or not we will stop development of our new game, Bully. Please feel free to peruse this diagram at your earliest convenience.
Sincerely
Rockstar Games
If it's so easy to do, why can't the average slashdotter get laid?
I shall take the word of Professor Ishiguro...
And combine it with the work of RealDoll
Finally, I shall take AliceBot and train it to talk dirty for me...
I shall call it... The fuckbot!
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Are you ready?
ALICE: Do I look ready??
Human: I've been waiting for this all day.
ALICE: How long?
Human: Since I got up this morning.
ALICE: Interesting rationalization. Cool. I have a collection of gossip.
Human: I'm not in the mood to talk right now *jumps*
ALICE: Oh, where are you located?
Human: Let's do it!
ALICE: That sounds good to me.
Human: Unf unf unf unf!
ALICE: Are we still talking about FAILURE?
Human: What?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: I'm gonna mute you if you don't cut this out!
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: God, you're too much like a real woman.
ALICE: Interesting comparison, and probably true. Thanks for your constructive criticism, unknown person.
Human: I hate you.
I still need to work out the bugs, though.
I guess the mob also likes San Andreas quite a bit.
Why can't apache's configuration file be XML compliant? It would make life sooo much easier if it were.
It would be sooo much easier to parse and validate the configuration file if it actually conformed to SOME kind of standard.
For that matter, why not use some limited XSL syntax in order to handle conditions?
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