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  1. Re:No on Big Brother In Your Front Seat · · Score: 1
    You obviously have no idea how car insurance works.

    Naw, 30 years of driving, and I haven't figured it out yet. I've switched companies many times because I felt rates were too high.

    I've never had an accident, and never had a ticket, but somehow my rates increase on older cars. So, I switch. It's a free market, but insurance is manditory.

  2. Re:No on Big Brother In Your Front Seat · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I second that. They are there to provide me with a service. They can judge how much that will cost me by how much I cost them in the past, not how much I might cost them in the future.

    I can decide if I'm willing to pay their outragous prices and contribute to their record profits (last year for example). Stay the hell out of my life.

  3. Re:Here's the reason... on More On Shatner's Possible Return To Trek · · Score: 3, Funny
    Don't forget he.. once had add sex with an alien.. or two.

    If the pussy is green, there is definitely something wrong with it.

  4. Fansites on Ford Launches First American Hybrid · · Score: 1
    If anyone wants to create a fansite like Hybrid Cars, the domains fordescapehybrid.* and escapehybrid.* are still available.

    [sound of crickets chirping]

  5. Re:I use on Remote-controlled Bolts and Screws · · Score: 1
    Aaaa! The obligatory joke from a Wingnut!

  6. Re:Or you could RUN on Around The Country Without Gasoline · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ever see forest gump?

    That's where the Ents attack Isengard, right? "Run Forest, Run..."

  7. Re:New Intel Commercials on Storing Data In Cow Guts? · · Score: 1
    EET MOR KOW

    Until the cows wise up and start wearing fake pig masks. Imagine a whole field of cows looking like this going "OINK. OINK OINK." and looking around to see if anyone notices.

  8. Re:New suit on SCO's claims Against Daimler-Chrysler Thrown Out · · Score: 1
    SCO thrown out of a Daimler-Chrysler?

    The trick is to suggest their door is ajar, then when they open/close it, unbuckle their seatbelt and twist the car a hard left all at the same time . . .

  9. Re:And get paid 40% less? No thanks. on Why Offshore When Canada's Next Door? · · Score: 1
    That's the best part about living in Edmonton. I never have to say I live in Calgary ;)

  10. Re:And get paid 40% less? No thanks. on Why Offshore When Canada's Next Door? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    KPMG (the accounting firm) rated Edmonton as the #1 place to live in the western hemisphere as far as quality of living, tax levels, housing prices and job market.

    It's no wonder why we're home to Bioware, Quicken, and large support centers for General Electric and Hewlett Packard.

  11. Re:Well, I'm one example on Why Offshore When Canada's Next Door? · · Score: 1
    That's one thing not mentioned in the blurb above. while we have similar languages and legal systems, there is a 12 hour time difference.

  12. Re:Correction on Stargate Atlantis Tomorrow · · Score: 1
    I think all grammar Nazis are on their period.

  13. Re:Good point on PBS Feels FCC Chill On Censorship · · Score: 1
    Hey! You do know that TITS is listed in the 7 dirty words right???

    Well, yes, because the word is "teats", pronounced the same way.

  14. Re:Um... on Jumping From Computer To Computer · · Score: 1
    I'm a 1 man shop, about 60 computers, but geographically distant. I can have a 12 hour drive sometimes between branches, and that really isn't an efficient use of my time. Plus, living out of a suitcase sucks for any length of time greater than a week.

    If I had the bugdet to fly all the time, I'd hire a second person as backup to me.

  15. Re:Um... on Jumping From Computer To Computer · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Do real work in VNC/X/Remote Desktop over a 128 kbs DSL and you know the answer to that.

    Try using VNC over a 64k Frame line. (It's not so bad if you remember to set the desktop to 640X480 and 256 colours.) Now try driving 6 hours to get to the same machine. Which was a better use of your time?

    It might suck, but sometimes it is faster to VNC or Remote X in to a machine.

  16. Re:Reading between the lines on Does Your Company Pay For Broadband? · · Score: 1
    You're one of the lucky ones then. I never bothered to get a landline, and I'm too far away for ethier Shaw Cable or Telus DSL. Due to the age of the lines in my area, I doubt I could get ISDN or 64k frame ethier.

    And I don't tell my employer my 'home' phone is a cell. :)

  17. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' on Besieged Movie Industry Suffers Record Takings · · Score: 4, Funny
    . . . the best Swedish actor playing a western cowboy racing through the Arabian Desert movie you've ever seen. . .

    . . .since 'Ishtar'. . .

  18. Re:That's something to remember... on New Radar Sees Through Walls · · Score: 2, Funny
    Do I have to worry about this thing reducing my sperm count?

    No, but I'd keep all your microwave popcorn in tinfoil to avoid sudden 'pantry malfunctions'.

  19. Re:Ah... good old hoaxes... on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't have that file. I got an email that told me to delete it, so I did. So far so .~ ^.8 . ++++[carrier lost]

  20. Re:Respawn on U.S. Navy to Deploy Rail Guns by 2011 · · Score: 0, Troll
    I've always wondered; Muslim radicals are promised 72 virgins in Heaven if they Martyr themselves. What if they are virgins because they're f-ugly?

  21. Re:Wardriving redefined on Microsoft's Magical 'Myth-Busting' Tour · · Score: 1
    A convertable Jag, driven by a hottie in a BSD Daemon outfit. Riding 'shotgun' is a guy in a Penguin costume, carrying a HERF gun . . .

  22. Re:16bit! on Royal Bank of Canada Software Upgrade Goes Awry · · Score: 1
    Those were AS/400 telnet sessions.

  23. Re:16bit! on Royal Bank of Canada Software Upgrade Goes Awry · · Score: 1
    the terminals behind the counter are running 16bit windows apps.

    Check it out. They run Windows 3.1 apps in compatability mode under OS/2. So do the ATM's - they use exactally the same PC as the tellers do, but without the plastic case.

    I used to be an IBM CSR who'd get calls to come fix things at 16:00 on a Friday before a long weekend. The thing had been broke all week, but no one called because the customers didn't complain enough :(

  24. Re:Kia's warranty is disingenuous on Automakers Try To Keep Repair Codes Secret · · Score: 1
    Ever get the feeling that any unknown error = "Check Engine Light"?

    I don't know about the import car crowd, but my 2003 Mercury has a "Check Gas Cap" light too...

  25. Re:still better on Brew Your Own Auto Fuel For 41 Cents A Gallon · · Score: 1
    Fat chicks don't say stuff like "ohhhh you dislocated my hip" .... "Ohhhh you broke my spine" when us /.ers get a little over zelous.