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  1. Re:Keanu on Neuromancer Movie In Your Future? · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I think he deliberately underplays his role. I love him
    in Constantine (which I also refer to as his antiNeo flick:
    Angela/Rachel Weisz the cop pulls out a gun, and he almost
    sneers, That really won't help) because it made Rachel more
    interesting even though his is the title role.

    If I ever caught these on TV, i'd watch them right there: 1)
    Jonny Mnemonic and 2) Point Break, because he's With Busey.

  2. Re:another one bites the dust on HP Confirms Slate To Run WebOS · · Score: 3, Informative

    I had worked on a register with a touchscreen, and WinXP. THe register part worked and you could enter data fast because things like scrollbars and buttons were huge. But when you had to switch to something in Control Panel for instance, since the widgets were normal size instead of touchscreen size, it would always be a struggle to move or close a window using any of the GUI buttons.

    I agree, forget about using standard desktop OSes. And that's what the iPad is demonstrating.

  3. Re:Here's my short list on When Rewriting an App Actually Makes Sense · · Score: 1

    WYSIWIG

    For the noobs, thats What-You-See-Is-What-I-Got, normally after some software that was promised to deliver ABC gets XYZ instead, after paying M thousand dollars, and is in the process of being reported to upper Management.

  4. Re:Amazing! on Installing Linux On ARM-Based Netbooks? · · Score: 1

    a civil exchange on Slashdot

    That's it, then. The world will end tomorrow.

  5. Re:why not use amd?? on The Go-Anywhere Cyber Cafe In a Shipping Container · · Score: 1

    And if this is your first night at Slashdot, you have to fight!

    (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

  6. Re:I've so-called Cockroach Phobia on Using Augmented Reality To Treat Cockroach Phobia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Roaches on the other hand...

    It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It
    doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will
    not stop, ever, until you are dead.

  7. Re:This is awesome but... on Stanford Robot Car Capable of Slide Parking · · Score: 1

    Can I have said Robot Transform into Shopper With Recyclable
    Grocery Bag and then pick up my groceries?

    WHat do you say, Stanford? (Forget about the Toss-keys-to-valet
    trick, we KNOW you guys can make it do that, eventually. We're
    damn impressed by this one already!)

  8. Re:and... on Halo 2 Online Preservation Effort Ends · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't see an issue with MS retiring

    Well, they could have had the decency to post a warning in-game:

    This will be your Last Game. No respawn, no requests for
    immediate evac, just shoot to kill, and the last medikits
    (whatever they're called) are up for grabs. So long, and
    Microsoft would like to honor your loyalty by engraving your
    frags on a monument that sadly no one will see. Don't worry, it
    will be an easter egg in our next edition of Excel: The
    Spreadsheet. When that gets ported to Xbox, that is.

  9. Re:Panels left/right much better in widescreen wor on Canonical Bringing an Instant-On Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    Do what I did, replace them with nice-looking plain bold TEXT.
    Horizontal or Vertical, they work. Eventually you get to know
    where the app is after constant use. Ever since icons started
    losing their meaning, and then started going wacky with
    bubble-gum fisher price colors, I chose to make mine a business
    minded desktop.

    Add your own effects as well, e.g. reflection, shadow. And mostly
    neutral colors, so they won't distract from color graphics work.

  10. Re:Watch the messenger on iPad Isn't "Killing" Netbook Sales, According To Paul Thurrott · · Score: 1

    This (iPad Keyboard Dock) has got to be the form factor I've been looking for, for ages. I'd switch to landscape mode if I could, without the iPad switching to portrait and ruining it for me. Thanks for sharing the link to iPad Keyboard Dock. *sigh why portrait, it's assuming I am typing a letter/document. F*ing great. Clippy LIVES, thanks to Apple.

  11. Can I take this one? on Gamer Wins $1M For Pitching Virtual "Perfect Game" · · Score: 1

    Ooh Ooh! Can I hit him with a real bat instead?

  12. Beavis and Butthead drool over the possibilities on Robot With Knives Used In Robotics Injury Study · · Score: 1

    Would *you* bring a robot to a knife fight?

    2 robots in a knife fight would be awesome, like Matrix 4.

    Oh, wait...

  13. Re:Oh come on now. on Consumer Webcams With High-Quality Sensors? · · Score: 1

    Oh, birds. The kind that go whop-whop-whop and nest at small airports. Think I get it now...

  14. That has to be a record of some sort on Texas Man Pleads Guilty To Building Botnet-For-Hire · · Score: 1

    I mean, like 3 first names.

    Oh,wait...

  15. What next? The end of this dangerous bet on FAA Says No More Minesweeper Or Solitaire In Cockpit · · Score: 1

    "Told you I can land this bad boy with one hand, and not spill any coffee in the other. Pay up."

  16. Re:You call that hoarding? on True Tales of Tech Hoarding · · Score: 1

    Oh and the photo of the lamp on the stack--sure made my day--and if he had a girlfriend/wife, I'm sure SHE won the argument, See? THAT'S what this table is for! but as soon as she turned away, the guy put it back and adamantly proclaimed: 'and THAT'S what this stack is for!!' (spoken in a whisper though).

  17. So what?! on Fatal Flaw Discovered In Invisibility Cloaks · · Score: 0

    The Predator is one bad-ass early adopter, and pre-orders the first batch exclusively for his squadron.

  18. Sure it's a neat idea, for 6% on Cows On Treadmills Produce Clean Power For Farms · · Score: 1

    Have you tried overclocking them?

    Didn't think so.

  19. Re:Mel Brooks got there first. on Woman Creates 3-D Erotic Book For the Blind · · Score: 1

    It only makes you blind dude, not ...what was that again...

  20. 42 comments and counting on Radeon HD 5870 Eyefinity 6 — Gaming On Six Panels · · Score: 1

    The pr0n enthusiasts must still be asleep; there has been no mention yet. Either that, or the world will definitely come to an end tomorrow.

  21. Re:I Don't Know What You're Talking About on Is the Line-in Jack On the Verge of Extinction? · · Score: 1

    Sure, he can check out ThinkGeek, but if he's like me, and has
    attention defici--oh look! Zombie Mints! 111!!!

  22. Re:I'm debating if this thing really counts as a c on The Bloodhound Will Stay On the Ground At 1,000 mph · · Score: 1

    It's not a car. It's not designed like a car would be

    And that is precisely why Lamborghini and Ferrari have decided to stay at home for this one, and McLaren also sent in their regrets (they had other plans that day, TBH).

  23. Inaccurate summary? Talk about inaccurate headline on LHC Will Be Shut Down In 2011 Because of "Mistake" · · Score: 1

    It's shutdown -rF, fool!

  24. Re:meh on Sumo Wrestler Steals Cash Machine From Moscow Shop · · Score: 1

    Well, it could have been snapped right out of a Stephenson book, but yeah, it would have been his front page, not Slashdot's.

    My search skills are sub-par, where is that story in /. about 'Sci-Fi short stories in seven words or less' when you need it? Any link/help would be greatly appreciated...

  25. Re:Two Options on Throttle Shared Users With OS X — Is It Possible? · · Score: 1

    Me, too. And the replies sounded like they missed the second option entirely, almost like pre-dinner cocktails and listening to the advice of a homicidal person. The same conversation could be held inside a cell, with each one sitting on their bunk beds. Such nerds we are.