Slashdot Mirror


User: darthvader100

darthvader100's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
87
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 87

  1. Re:Makes sense on Oracle Responds To MySQL Purchase Concerns · · Score: 1

    Oracle could easily go after the low-end market by offering a crippled version of the Oracle database

    It is called oracle XE, and includes an application framework(Apex - application express)
    The only real difference is that XE has a space, ram and processor limitation to whet your appetite for full blown(and priced) Oracle

  2. Re:list on NYT's "Games To Avoid" an Ironic, Perfect Gamer Wish List · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tetris is a comunist look at destroying the building blocks of modern society. This is why the straight piece which clears all those lines is RED.

    Don't let the simple graphics fool you.

    It could also be a FPS in which you play a block trying to kill other blocks and keep respawning as new blocks every few minutes :R - the tongue in cheek smilie

  3. Re:Of course on Man "Beats" World of Warcraft · · Score: 1

    The Dummies Guide To...

  4. Re:So awesome, so conflicting on Recreating the Matrix In Legos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    correct, in fact even lego discourages calling the bricks Legos

  5. Re:Stupidity is not color-blind. on Google Apologizes For "Michelle Obama" Results · · Score: 1

    If we are limited in what we compare black people to, then what limitations are on what you can compare white people to?
    Vanilla Ice?
    anything else?

  6. Re:Does anyone really believe the scores ? on Review Scores the "Least Important Factor" When Buying Games · · Score: 1

    long live nag (www.nag.co.za) for giving leisure suit larry: box office bust a well deserved 10%(and hte ponies award for lameness)

  7. Re:Black Isle on Review: Dragon Age: Origins · · Score: 1

    I think it was better than KOTOR 1 storywise.

    The storyline was better than kotor1?
    Which version were you playing? It can't have been the obsidian version. The main goal is to save 4 jedi, and then if you are good or bad they still all die(what the hell one of them died before you got there, leading to the second most boring planet in the game)

    And the prize for most boring planet in the game goes to....
    That awful asteroid ship depot thing at the beginning. It has about 15 million cross eyed robots that couldn't hit a large country if they tried.

    But turning your party to jedi is cool, right? Not really when they only start getting force points 4/5 of the way through the game then good luck in getting them any decent powers
    Even the villains sucked. Notice the big face on the box? He is only named in the game after you kill him
    Even the boxart is wrong 3/4 of the pictures on the back are *impossible* to achieve from having lighsabers too early to having a female PC with the NPC you only get if you play as a male.
    Even the plot line was broken. Revan was trying to bring down the republic to *save* it? Oh yes Sith regularly try and save the galaxy(because that is what sith do)
    In the first section there is a bug that freezes your character when running through some smoke. The only way through is to use an adrenal stimulant or target an enemy on the other side
    Character interactions were also mucked up
    eg. near the end of the game, NAME used to replace the real name to avoid spoilers>
    Handmaiden: My name is actually NAME
    ~~random conversation~~
    Player:So what is your name?
    NAME:I'm not telling you that, i don't know you well enough

    KotOR was the best game i have ever played(it just had so much awesome) and it is what episode 1-3 should have been. It had all the best parts of the original trilogy redesigned with an exciting plot and fun characters
    KotOR2 on the other hand is most likely the worst game i have ever played(and will not be trying NWN2 because of it), dropped plotlines, and oh so many bugs

  8. Re:But I thought pick-your-price didn't work... on World of Goo Creators Try Pick-Your-Price Experiment · · Score: 1

    Anybody care to guess how much they'd have made off the same 57,000 people if they hadn't held this promotion?

    Answer: $0
    I always thought it looked nice, but $20? not so much. Even though i shouldn't be spending, i still gave them $2 for a copy

  9. Re:That's very nice, but on World of Goo Creators Try Pick-Your-Price Experiment · · Score: 1

    ANd i read that the average time between a song being posted on iTunes, and it appearing on peer-to-peer is 180 seconds.

    That is average, so uncle fib's country hits take 5 minutes, Neyo's latest single takes, what? 5 seconds? 1 minute?

  10. Re:Racism on How Video Games Reflect Ideology · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up I so agree with this. You can find racism, sexism, agism(how many old people games are there(before UP)) extreemism, bioengineeringism, heathanism etc

  11. Re:The Difference between a Troll and a real Monst on Jack Thompson Sues Facebook For $40M · · Score: 1

    And how many more gamers would be forced to go "outside", be bored and hang out in parking lots, where they sell real guns and knives, instead of destroying digital peeps.

    Bonus points to Jack Thompson for saying the oen guy must be a counter strike player and all he played was sonic
    Warning:Spinning fast may cause homicidal instincts

  12. Re:First post... on Mainstream Press "Cringes" At Win7 Launch Parties · · Score: 1

    I will be giving out LiveCDs and and discs of free software.

    Don't get overexcited and wet yourself about the free software. (I'm not saying it isn't necessarily good, but he may be handing out AOL CDs....)

  13. Starcraft on Indie Game Dev On the Positive Side To DRM · · Score: 1

    I recently got Starcraft(*shock* *horror*, i know)
    And the game has NO DRM. You don't even need the CD in the drive to play(In fact you are encouraged to run a lan-party off a single copy)

    And where did that get Blizzard??? Only 11 million copied sold, making it the 4th highest selling PC game. Proof that if you game is good enough, DRM is not required....

  14. Pigeon Net on Pigeon Turns Out To Be Faster Than S. African Net · · Score: 1

    The real solution would be a wireless pigeon network
    Everyone connects to their nearest pigeon, which then passes the packets to the next pigeon.

    Actually i think i just designed cellphone networks with movable towers

    The scary thing is even with vast packet loss it would still be faster than "Hellkom"

  15. Re:Reminds me of the quote... on SA's Largest Telecomms Provider vs. a Pigeon · · Score: 1

    ps. if anyone is wondering about telkom's(helkom :) service check it out here http://www.hellkom.co.za/pages/telkom-facts-and-information.php

    For currency exchange it is about R7-8/$

  16. Re:Reminds me of the quote... on SA's Largest Telecomms Provider vs. a Pigeon · · Score: 1

    And pothole and gettin lost due to street renaming.

    Here is to NMR being renamed to Masabalanga Yengwa Rd

    Disclaimer: Also from SA

  17. Re:Anonymous Coward. on SA's Largest Telecomms Provider vs. a Pigeon · · Score: 1

    And packet loss from Hawks, and pigeons getting distracted to chase female pigeons (Since all SA pigeons do is chase food and females)

  18. Re:There should be some reality here.... on iPod Fee Proposed For Canada · · Score: 1

    And you got none for not quoting it :)

    BTW

    Before you mod me down...

  19. Re:Lego Star Wars on How Hollywood Tie-Ins Saved Lego · · Score: 1

    No more one-off pieces? then what do you call the spngebob squarepants sets *shock* *horror* i saw it in my toyshop... Almost everything was a one-off piece...

    Back in my day you built items you didn't have, ie a dog was
    a 1x1 square block, 1/3 of a brick high(head) - stuck on at a 45 degree angle
    a 2x1 block 1/3 of a brick high(body)
    2 1x1 round blocks 1/3 of a square high(legs)
    voila instant doggie to complete and family...

    The number of things you can build with general lego bricks is astounding - i built 20 pokemon from lego blocks from the 90's

  20. Re:BioWare - Downhill Since BG 1&2 on BioWare On Building a Community For Dragon Age · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic was perfect.

    Jade Empire was amazing.

    Mass Effect was fun, for a RPG/FPS.

    There, fixed it for you...

    You say KotOR was ok? and it won like 30-40 Game of the year awards? are you sure we are talking about the same game?

    And while Jade Empire was not perfect, it was still extremely fun(from the guy who is playing it for a third time...)

  21. Re:TJ on EA Spends 3x More On Marketing Than Development · · Score: 1

    I don't know what the standard for the movie industry is
    But i heard that Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith was $56m production and another $56m on marketing - which makes it 1:1

    Pity it couldn't hold a candle to 1977's New Hope(only cost $11m)

  22. Re:Time to fire all lawyers on Woman Fired For Using Uppercase In Email · · Score: 1

    Damn, but i wish i had Mod points. This is so accurate of just about every EULA....

  23. Re:At the Risk of Sounding Like an Apologist on Poor Design Choices In the Star Wars Universe · · Score: 1

    But Coruscant was not designed by Lucas, but by Timmothy Zahn.

  24. Re:Theme Hospital 2 on EA Looking Into Reviving Classic Games? · · Score: 4, Funny

    50 bugs price tag

    50 bugs?
    Any restriction on what breed they have to be?
    Do ants count?

    What a novel way to pay for your games. I can now afford *millions* of games

  25. Re:No, Clearly a Horrible Anti-Fair Use Ruling on Judge Rules Against RealDVD · · Score: 1

    But if you still have your soggy copy of 1984(with the contents illegible, but the cover readable), then you *could* use it as a license to *borrow* an ebook from a file-sharing friend. Provided that you keep the original cover as proof of ownership (it is the same as ripping a CD, and keeping the disc as proof of purchase)