This reminds me of a joke:
Jack & Mary's boss had to lay one of them off. So he walks up to Mary and tells her: It's like this - I have to lay you or Jack off.
She replies: I'm affraid you'll have to jack off, because I'm late for my bus...
unfortunately, he doesn't keep up with technology news, so he's not sure what the most relevant dilemmas are.
This reminds me of what happend at the begining of this semester. The professor walked into the classroom and asked us what subject was he supposed to teach us! And the first thing he said after finding out it's "prosessional ethics" was: "Oh... That's not really my area...".
Why would they need passangers credit card number? Are they going to check if it has been used for purchasing any nuclear weapons in the last 6 months?:)
SMS messages can be set to "expire" if the are not delivered in a certain amount of time. All the phones I've owned had this set to "now or never", so if the message couldn't be delivered at the moment it got trashed. Mos users, of course, have no idea this setting exists.
To put it very simply: it's the doctor's job to decide what medications you should take, it's the pharmacist's job to tell you how to take it, and just as importantly, how not to take it.
A guy I know has been told once by the pharmacist to "take the pills 3 times a day with a bucket of water". Apparently the doctor prescribed him some horse tablets. Go figure...
... that OQOthingie looks a lot like a lage-screen iPod.
They also have similar specs; except the CPU... and Kodak is rumored to be shipping small OLED displays to Apple... Maybe that's why it's still vaporware.
Coud a Crusoe execute PPC instructions with proper code morphing software?
(Yes, it's just a stupid idea. No, I have nothing to back it up with.:)
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From the author of "Hijackin aeroplanes for dummies"! :)
The iLoo expansion pack! ;)
Just make sure he doesn't ask what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow. I hear it might cause some problems.
In other news: Apple announces MicroCrapper.
NOT the first time, actually: Hemos's house got slashdotted once.
Most often you don't get good-looking !and! silent at the same time.
;)
same goes for women...
Until they laid some people
This reminds me of a joke:
Jack & Mary's boss had to lay one of them off.
So he walks up to Mary and tells her: It's like this - I have to lay you or Jack off.
She replies: I'm affraid you'll have to jack off, because I'm late for my bus...
Microsoft is trying to develop a command-line only server.
;)
Finally! I can't tell you how much it sucks, when you crack an NT server and it doesn't have a decent command-line...
No movie based on tetris?!?!?!?
conference on spam hosted by the FTC(which will be attended by many spammers)
:)
Somebody please post a "How to make your own railgun" story.
The chip was so fast, it identified itself as an AMD. :)
unfortunately, he doesn't keep up with technology news, so he's not sure what the most relevant dilemmas are.
This reminds me of what happend at the begining of this semester. The professor walked into the classroom and asked us what subject was he supposed to teach us! And the first thing he said after finding out it's "prosessional ethics" was: "Oh... That's not really my area...".
Where is the spoiler? ;)
Drinking too much beer usually causes me to end up with a blue eye and a missing tooth...
Can we get at least one entry to represent slashdot?
:)
I doubt it. But do notify us when there is a baloon race. We could donate loads and loads of hot air!
This explains why they don't spend enough time on making (some of) their products secure enough to be used by a sane person. :)
I once got arrested for collecting stamps without a license!
Yes! I always wanted to shovel the driveway in July!
Why would they need passangers credit card number? Are they going to check if it has been used for purchasing any nuclear weapons in the last 6 months? :)
I prefer Vi!
br> Shouldn't that be iV? (or iVi) ?
SMS messages can be set to "expire" if the are not delivered in a certain amount of time. All the phones I've owned had this set to "now or never", so if the message couldn't be delivered at the moment it got trashed. Mos users, of course, have no idea this setting exists.
...to frag that bastard! Unreal biker 2004!
To put it very simply: it's the doctor's job to decide what medications you should take, it's the pharmacist's job to tell you how to take it, and just as importantly, how not to take it.
A guy I know has been told once by the pharmacist to "take the pills 3 times a day with a bucket of water". Apparently the doctor prescribed him some horse tablets. Go figure...
If ony something like this were to happen here in Slovenia, where schools seem to be owned by Microsoft.
Even people graduating from CS hardly konw Linux even exists. And those who do, usually drop out of college during first 2 years. That's what I did...
... that OQO thingie looks a lot like a lage-screen iPod.
:)
They also have similar specs; except the CPU... and Kodak is rumored to be shipping small OLED displays to Apple... Maybe that's why it's still vaporware. Coud a Crusoe execute PPC instructions with proper code morphing software?
(Yes, it's just a stupid idea. No, I have nothing to back it up with.