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The Internship That Students Drool Over

selan writes "The Baltimore Sun has a feature on Microsoft's internship program and why it is so popular with college students. Not only are interns paid, but they also receive the same perks as other Microsoft employees. At the end of the summer they are treated to a catered barbecue at Bill Gates's house and have a good shot at a full time job after graduation. You do not know the power of the Dark Side."

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  1. Internship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'd give it all up just to score a FP.

    1. Re:Internship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i would have thought that this post would have gotten modded up as funny.

    2. Re:Internship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about the next street over?
      they look pretty shady to me

  2. Are most internships unpaid then? by matthew.thompson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sorry if it's a stupid question but I would have thought most internships are paid - at some level or another.

    Or have I got the wrong view of this completely?

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    1. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by F452 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, you do seem to be operating under a misconception. Many internships are not paid. Or you could say the pay is the experience. It might be that most I/T internships are paid, but maybe that is changing now.

    2. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by nbvb · · Score: 2, Informative
      Many internships are not paid. Or you could say the pay is the experience. It might be that most I/T internships are paid, but maybe that is changing now.


      Really? Many moons ago (~10 years ago) I did some internship work at Warner Music (Before we had this whole World Wide Web thing, and certainly before Napster was even a wet dream ....) and I was paid for my time. :)

      I'm surprised to hear that most internships aren't paid at all.... I figured they wouldn't pay WELL, but they'd pay at least something!

      --DM
    3. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-paying intern for engineer is unheard of.
      Most liberal arts interns aren't paid, like Lewinsky wasn't paid. But I'd say she gets a lot more out of a non-paying one.

    4. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by watzinaneihm · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      RTFA.The article clearly says some interns dont get paid. Dont ask me which loophole of the law they use

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    5. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by jkrise · · Score: 0

      College students are gifted with high intellect and thin wallets. The combination is too good for a manipulator such as MS to resist. The few crumbs MS thros at the interns must mean a lot.

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    6. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by F452 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Well, I'm not sure if I'd say that _most_ are unpaid. Actually, maybe I shouldn't say anything since I'm going on totally subjective opinions based on a few articles I've read. I just get the idea that there are a lot of unpaid internships.

      I'm pretty sure Chandler Bing isn't getting paid for his advertising internship.

    7. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Jason+O'Neil · · Score: 3, Informative
      From the article

      Many companies do not pay interns, said Bill Coleman, senior vice president of compensation for Wellesley, Mass.-based Salary.com, a software company that researches corporate pay and employment practices. He estimated that an internship at Microsoft may pay as much as $25 an hour, or $1,000 a week.

    8. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 1

      Back in the day (1992) when I did my internship at DEC/SRC, I did get paid. So this doesn't seem to be specific to MSFT.

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    9. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    10. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really depends on the place and type of work.

      I can't imagine an internship in the software field that is unpaid - I won't say it doesn't happen, but I would say the majority are paid.

      The entertainment/media industry is very different. My cousin interned with ESPN for a few summers and he was never once paid. The first year, his internship was "getting donuts and coffee" for staffers. The second year he actually much more responsibility, like washing cars for execs, and delivering mail. Sounds like a fun internship, no?

    11. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 0

      The only unpaid internships I've seen advertised are for poor research groups and such.

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    12. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Hal-9001 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The general rule is that techie internships (computer science, engineering, etc.) are paid, and fuzzy internships (business, politics, journalism, arts) are unpaid. There are some exceptions to the latter where fuzzies get paid, but there are very rarely to the former where techies are not paid. The reason is simple economics: there is more demand for and less supply of techies, so techies can always blow off unpaid internships and go somewhere else where they get paid, whereas that's not always true for fuzzies.

      OTOH, that doesn't mean that short-sighted tech companies won't slash their internship programs or otherwise leave techies out in the cold. I was supposed to have an engineering internship at On Semiconductor (a Motorola spin-off) paying about $20/hour during the summer of 2001. Unfortunately, the semiconductor industry collapsed that spring, and On cut their entire internship program in addition to cutting lots of permanent positions. Guess who won't ever work for On, or buy any of their parts unless I absolutely have to... :-p

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    13. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      fuzzy internships (business, politics, journalism, arts) are unpaid.

      Or, as was the case for Ms Lewinsky, they are paid in natura...

    14. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Amroarer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Few crumbs? Did you read the article?

      Say what you like about Microsoft's software/market policy/lawyers, they look like they genuinely take care of their employees. The pay is good (damn good for an intern - about twice what I earned as a student engineer on a vaguely similar scheme in the UK). The working conditions are good. They appear to offer considerable freedom in your working practices.

      All of these things are genuinely attractive to a graduating student. Hey, if I was thinking of switching jobs now, they're high up on the list of things I'd be looking for too. Working for a company which actually seems to care about you is a very fulfilling experience.

    15. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by will_die · · Score: 1

      IANAL, however reading some reading on the net and based on my own experience, the unpaid spots tend to boil down to the following:
      Unpaid intern, but you are working for a volunteer non-profit organization so you are a just another volunteer.
      Unpaid student, the company goes through a school or offers positions people only to thoses enrolled in an approprieate school.

      Beyond that they are probably breaking the law, if they are not paying some amount.

    16. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I know that in 1998 Microsoft was paying around $3000-$3200 a month. Rent was around $600 a month for subsidized furnished housing.

      Also, in 1997 IBM was paying college juniors about $19/hr

    17. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      Not really. Another poster hit it when he said most IT internships are paid, but most other non-technical (goverment, law, arts, etc) are not. Even if they are paid internships, they pay just like burger flippers. It is one of the great inequities of class jumping. You scrape and work to get in and afford a college education, but then you can't get relevant work experience unless you & your family already have some $$. C'est la vie!

    18. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Parsa · · Score: 1

      I don't think medical internships are paid. Most aren't I know that. When they start their residency they go on the teaching hospitals payroll. But not their intern time. J

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    19. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Apreche · · Score: 1

      Internships are generally unpaid. However, co-ops are always paid. They are in fact, paid internships. They are the reason I go to http://www.rit.edu

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    20. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by ghjm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you feel they owe you something? If the industry collapsed, why should you not feel the effects? What is your rationale for boycotting them?

    21. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by inka9983 · · Score: 1

      I'm a student trying to get an internship. Try EFF.org or other places like that--you can't get a paying job if you tried. Not unless you work for Merril Lynch.

    22. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by aggieben · · Score: 1

      yes, the MS internship is paid....quite well, actually.

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    23. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      Why would you never do business with them?

      They chose to keep some useful employes employed during a industry implosion, and cut the fat. (like $20/hour intens...)

      Personally, that makes the place look more appealing to me. At my job, several professional people in IT, Accounting and Legal are going away. But we hired 5 more cleaning people and are bringing in a gaggle of interns to get in the way this summer.

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    24. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Informative

      The pay is good (damn good for an intern - about twice what I earned as a student engineer on a vaguely similar scheme in the UK).

      How many years of college did you have when you went for this internship? Most places with formal internship programs will increase the pay as you get more schooling. The article says they pay "as much as $25 an hour". I made that much when I had a bachelor's degree and was working on my masters, and half that much when I was a sophomore. Not even Microsoft is going to give $25/hour to someone with Introduction to Programming as their only relevent coursework. So unless you were a graduate student when you went on your internship, don't think it's an equal comparison.

      A lot of large tech companies have good paying internships with flexible hours and other bonuses. Intel pays as much as MS, and you're eligible for profit sharing as well. I think AMD gives interns profit sharing, but that's purely theoretical at this point. ;) At IBM, the engineers were complaining because after working a few hours of overtime the inters were making as much as the engineers.

      Working for a company which actually seems to care about you is a very fulfilling experience.

      Adequate pay and flexible hours do not a caring company make. Intel has basically the same benefits in their intership program, but at the end of the day you're a well-compensated cog in the giant corporate machine. Flexible hours sounds great until you realize that there is a lot of pressure to use that to stretch the amount of time you're at work. Does it matter that much that you can come in at 11 when you're expected to work fifty or sixty hours a week without extra pay? But they don't mention that in the article, do they?

      There's more to a company than their compensation. I've never gotten the impression from ex-MS employees I've run into that they actually care. Then again, most were similar to me -- though not exactly Free Software Hippies, they also didn't think MS was the paragon of software quality and moral business practices. I guess I knew one guy who liked his job there, but he did idolize Bill Gates (which is kinda like a young boxer idolizing Don King).

      My point basically is that good benefits don't mean it's a good place to work in other ways. That's one of the best reasons to do an intership. Getting paid well while you're there is just a perk. :)

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    25. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      Working for a company which actually seems to care about you is a very fulfilling experience.

      How's that work, then... you're fine until you start using their software, at which point they start ignoring you? :-b

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    26. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by MrPerfekt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Guess who won't ever work for On, or buy any of their parts unless I absolutely have to...

      Because the economy was bad and they didn't hire you, you're spiteful? Bizarre how people think they're owed things in life. But anyway...

      There _used_ to be demand for people in the tech industry, hence the paid internships. But if you've tried to get a job lately, you'll know the demand is pretty low at the moment. The only effect this has really had on internships is that there are less available. Maybe because the companies haven't caught on that free intern labor is better than no paid intern labor. Or maybe because the companies know this, but just realize that nobody thats smart enough to do the job will work for free.

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    27. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      they look like they genuinely take care of their employees.

      Mmmm. Do they? Now?

      In times past they were known for using temporary staffing companies to hire most of their non-programmer, non-executive employees. The temp employees most certainly did not enjoy the same priveleges.

      Oh, except where I read that particularly good-looking secretarial staff did receive invitations to the volleyball games with highly paid, overworked programmers.

      There was a lawsuit about this issue, although I'm not sure what the terms of the settlement ended up producing.

      A career with a MS is properly described by words like "genuine, care, fulfulling". Maybe in the early to mid 1980s there were some elements of that.

      These days, it's a chance to work with some very bright people desperately waiting to become fully vested while MSFT is starting to asymptote because of market saturation by the Borg.

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    28. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by j0217995 · · Score: 0
      The biggest place where internships are not paid is student teaching. In fact you have to pay for your internship as it is a part of your required education.

      On top of that, some of the supervising teachers get a bonus per diem for taking on a student teacher and some colleges give a thank you gift to the teacher as well.

      Not only do you not get paid for it, other people make money off your hard work. The only time I got any money was when I substituted for a teacher during my prep hour.

    29. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      The 'five more cleaning people' are probably making about the same total amount of money as it cost to lease the cherry wood furniture in the offices of the 'professional people in IT'.

    30. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by quintessent · · Score: 1

      Many internships are not paid, unless you're in a high-tech, or such field. Then they usually are paid.

    31. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not if they are weasel internships, where you get to be a weasel if they hire you full time.
      I don't think this was intended to be a troll post. I think the point is that Microsoft interns aren't paid because they are worthless, and when they are paid, they become even more worthless. How is that trolling if it's true?

      And the part about thirty versions of windows being done already is pretty damn funny because it's true! They keep releasing new versions to make more money. It's part of their methodology, to make things 'better' is the easiest thing a MS employee can say at a meeting to sound smart.

      "What are your thoughts, Johnston?"
      "I think we can make things better with a new OS."
      "Great thinking, boy!!!!"
      Johnston gets promoted.

      The guy who said that was a retarded post is a hired Microsoft fourm hitman! *ducks*

      Working on a new version of Windows usually means making some bugs and then taking a few years to fix them. It's not that hard -- expecially when you made the bugs to begin with.
      Now this just about made me spit coffee from my nose it's so damn funny!!!!!!
    32. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
      Dont ask me which loophole of the law they use

      Non-paid internships actually are paid...Just not in money. To be kosher, a "non-paid" internship has to compensate you in some way, usually college credit. That's how they get around the "No free labor" law...

      But I think this provision of the law is important, and it isn't a loophole. Its in the law by design to give college kids the opportunity to immerse themselves in a field and get some actual experience. Its designed to fix the Catch-22 of "Most jobs require experience. Since I have none, I can't get a job to earn experience."

      Yeah, some of us started our careers without an internship, but for a lot of people it illuminates a path to follow at a time in your life when some people might really need a path.
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    33. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by jmbauer · · Score: 1
      There are definite exceptions to that, either way. Most library internships are unpaid or minimum wage, but while I was working on a Master of Information Science degree, I interned in the research library at Ford for $19.50 an hour, plus housing (at a sorority house in Ann Arbor) & a chartered bus to/from Dearborn. I put some time in the reference desk like everyone else, but most of my work was web development.

      OTOH, I know at least some of the game developers don't pay, because they don't have to.

    34. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The reason is simple economics: there is more demand for and less supply of techies

      Umm...did I just step into a time machine? This is 2003 right?

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    35. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by daemous · · Score: 1

      We pay fairly good, provide useful training, and give all the benefits normal staff get (stock purchase plan, dental, vision, health plan, etc).

    36. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by ScottKin · · Score: 1

      As a member of that class-action suit, I can tell you this:

      1) The case ended-up in the Supreme Court, where a "writ of certorari" was requested by two of the original litigants - they didn't agree in the attorney's fee distribution of 25% (and that was very generous of the lawyers, considering the enormity of the case), and ended-up taking that to the 9th Circuit Court - who supported the original decree. The "writ of certorari" was requested of the Supreme Court - to request the Supreme Court to either acknowledge or overrule the 9th Circuit Court's decision on legal fee distribution.

      2) The US Supreme Court chose not to respond to the writ request - in which, if they chose not to respond, the writ would be defaulted and denied. This was the latest legal proceeding on the case, which ended in November, 2002

      3) Microsoft was fined US$98,667,000.00, to be paid-out to those persons that qualify as class-members of the class action suit

      4) Microsoft deposited all of that in an ESCROW account to be managed by a subsidiary of Key Bank - including interest.

      5) A consulting firm was retained to manage the database of potential class-members, and they are ready to send-out claim forms to potential class-members

      6) Microsoft is blocking the distribution of the claim forms for reasons unknown.

      So, contrary to what everyone else thinks about me here, I do *not* love everything that comes from or happens at 1 Microsoft Way in Redmond, WA.

      A Seattle-based lawfirm took many pains and risks in launching this class-action suit, which is the first of it's kind in protecting the rights of contract and temporary employees.

      I'm not going to give-out the URL for the lawfirm's website, as class-members use this site to regularly check on the status. Some of us may be winning awards of US$2,357.00 (which is on the low-end) upwards to hundreds of thousands of dollars, so in this current economy you'll forgive us if we're eagerly awaiting our portions of the settlement and don't want the site to feel the effects of the dreaded "/." effect.

      We were managed as if we were actual MS "headcount", and denied any of the other benefits that MS Employees *and* Interns received. Personally, I'm glad this has come so far.

      ScottKin

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    37. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Travoltus · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're right.
      So why, then, does he owe On Semiconductors anything?

      He owes them nothing, not even his purchasing dollars.

      No one can force him to buy their stuff.

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    38. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by lostboy2 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about "most", but at the first dot.com where I worked, we paid our interns as well.

      In fact, it was a running joke that our interns made more $/hour than the salaried staff did (because of the number of hours we worked).

      At some point, I think we even gave them some stock options, though not many.

    39. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's cos you're a woman, and you're paid to sit pretty. Where I am the situation is dire even for successful graduates, but almost all the compsci/IT women get jobs. Ok, I'll correct myself, the *flirty, outgoing* compsci/IT women get jobs.. meanwhile the nerdy proficient men and women are completely out of luck.

    40. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Thnurg · · Score: 1

      Of course they look after their employees.
      Microsoft have dreams of a future where all hardware runs their software. That's not going to happen if the competition treat their employees better, since they would then be unable to hire the brightest and best.
      If they want to take over the world they also need to take over the jobs market.

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    41. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is still a shortage of REAL developers. A large percentage of the unemployed are the people who thought, "Hey! I can make lots of money in IT", took a 4 month course and thought they were the hottest thing walking. The fact is that those people should never have been in the IT work-force to begin with. Everyone else had to take 3-4 years to get there. They took the shortcut and paid the price. I have little sympathy - this industry is something that should be done by those with passion, not those motivated by money.

    42. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's kind of wrong, that interns get treated royally better than contractor (temp) employees. The difference I guess is that interns are looked at as the future of the company, while it's the blood of the temps that oils the machines. Even though many full-timers started as temps, it's easy for them to look down at contractors. I guess your blood turns blue at the same time your badge does...

      Morale is a very important consideration for Microsoft. There is a large budget, there are events every week, and folks do what they can (for the most part) to make sure you're happy.

      Unless you're a contractor. Morale is poisoned for contractors. You're technically uninvited to all events (but you don't care! : ), and, now that the lawsuit has made maximum contract-lifetimes 9-12 months, you know exactly when your expiration date is. Contractors that are too valuable to let go at the end of their contracts are offered (interviews for) full-time positions. The others are GC'd.

      The thing is... contractor salaries aren't bad. I mean, compared to full-time wages, benefits, and options, they're not great (although what most full-timers believe is that the wages are even better, since their benefits are supposedly converted to cash), which makes sense. But they're not bad by any stretch. But what doesn't make sense is that the employee is only getting about half what MS is spending. The other half gets pocketed by the temp agency for ... not a whole helluva lot. It's a great racket for them, but it screws the employee and Microsoft.

      The only reason for it that I can think of is that Microsoft is really serious about only wanting positions filled for a certain period, even if it costs them maybe 25% more to do it... but that doesn't jibe with the fact that, before your lawsuit, contracts got stretched indefinitely.

      Maybe it's a result of the constant struggle between product groups and HR, with inefficiency being the price of the conflict. But that's a shame, because I believe that the reason that contractor-morale is so low is because of the constant reminders of the Delta-Prole status, not the other way around.

    43. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Peterus7 · · Score: 1

      Well, the microsoft ones are paid... Well... Very well... And the concubines are a lot better than the ones you get with other software companies.

    44. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Fred+Tourette · · Score: 1

      "Working for a company which actually seems to care about you is a very fulfilling experience."

      To be sure - as long as you don't mind working for a company that doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone else, and will stop at nothing (legal, ethical or otherwise) to achieve success. Surely there must be at least a few people left in the world who would refuse all this "fulfillment" for the costs to their souls that come with it.

    45. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by rastakid · · Score: 0

      Say what you like about Microsoft's software/market policy/lawyers, they look like they genuinely take care of their employees. Hmmm.. wasn't Microsoft the same company which was accused of discriminating black employees? http://news.com.com/2100-1001-250462.html?tag=rn Jep, it is =)

    46. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by JustaGiga · · Score: 1

      OTOH, that doesn't mean that short-sighted tech companies won't slash their internship programs or otherwise leave techies out in the cold. I was supposed to have an engineering internship at On Semiconductor (a Motorola spin-off) paying about $20/hour during the summer of 2001. Unfortunately, the semiconductor industry collapsed that spring, and On cut their entire internship program in addition to cutting lots of permanent positions.

      I've heard of places that increase their intern program when money is tight and full-time employees are laid off/understaffed. Bang for buck, interns are cheap for the companies. It sucks when you're looking for full-time jobs, and the companies are only hiring interns!

      -JG

    47. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a company-- with very good management towards employees-- that is often calling me asking "do you know of any good php programmers, web designers, sys-admins? BUT we value integrity over their technical skills".

    48. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by diablobynight · · Score: 1

      Ussually coops or interns are an excellent investments. you pay them half what you pay your non interns, you don't pay them medical, you don't give them paid vacations, you can work them obnoxious hours without them bitching and ussually in the tech industry they are better at their jobs, because they are still young enough to be "with" current technology, and they have yet to develop the closed mindedness that older employees have, Interns are willing to take risks to get the job done quick and well as apposed to watching their asses and only buying cisco and IBM because that's what everyone else does. Interns are an excellent investment in a slow market. I hate companies that can't see this.

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    49. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 0, Troll

      There is still a shortage of REAL developers.

      Nonsense. You'd never see someone saying "There is still a shortage of REAL ditch diggers". It's sad that programming has become so elitist. So that only the cerebral hitler youth are allowed to do it.

      If being a "REAL developer" means having a 200 IQ, then you're excluding about 99.99% of the human population. The world needs capable programmers more than it needs "real" programmers.

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    50. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by diablobynight · · Score: 1

      I don't think he mentioned anything about a 200 IQ. Which by the way is exceptionally high and based on how IQ works I am pretty sure that eliminates 99.9999999999% of the population. He was refering to people that went to their community tech school. Took a 4 month Microsoft, Novell or Cisco course and then expected to call themselves Network Engineers, when really they are, at best, lowly network technicians, while some of us actually went to 5 year engineering schools, paid the big bucks for a much better education, and are now highly in demand.

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    51. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some internships actually even require you to pay. As in the case of dietetics interships in much of the state of michigan. Don't know about the rest of the U.S.

    52. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by whoppers · · Score: 1

      MS is similar to Enron in this respect, hire employees that can be loyal (by pay, perks, etc..) and after they sell out to you, they will sell out anyone to see your (their) company succeed. MS is doing better than Enron as far as I can tell since they're still in business and didn't rip off their employees 401k accounts.

    53. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by diablobynight · · Score: 1

      So were like 8 thousand other companies and colleges. You want to know why there aren't many black programmers. Go to an engineering school and see how many black computer science majors there are.

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    54. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Keyser_Lives · · Score: 1

      Over here in Europe, there seems to be a couple of different mindsets about paying interns.
      In the UK and Ireland, interns (especially tech ones) are usually paid quite well, though this is in part due to colleges having arrangements with businesses and placiong conditions (pay, etc) on the job placements for students.

      On the continent, however, the managerial attitude is quite different. The general perception is that the company is doing you a favour by hiring you and taking a risk on an as-yet-unqualified person, so they are less inclined to reward you for potentially destroying their organisation...
      There are exceptions to this, but in general continental European internships are low-to-no pay, whereas the UK and Ireland seem to be relatively happy to pamper their summer "pets" with the mindset of instilling some sort of loyalty, so that in a year or two, the newly-qualified engineer/programmer/Anonymous Coward will return looking for a permanent job for them.
      So basically, in the British Isles, paying internships are seen as investments by the companies, and in continental Europe as a risk.

    55. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by jbrians · · Score: 1

      A junior in Computer Science with good grades and no experience made over $4K/month last summer as a TEST intern at Microsoft, not even Dev! Interns are salary, not hourly, and do indeed get most of the employee benefits.

      So,yes, Microsoft pays its interns absurdly well.
      -Brian

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    56. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by rastakid · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm guess you're right here. However, it's stupid to see such things still ano 2003. The USA never had a black president before, I'm wondering how many years it'll take before it will :-/

    57. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

      No, in the US you have to pay at least minimum wage or be a volunteer. You cannot pay someone less than minimum wage, but they can volunteer for free.

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    58. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually closer to $1150.

    59. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a few of my friends got hired as interns after their Freshman year of college for around $25/hour... I made over $30/hour after my Sophmore year.

    60. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      He estimated that an internship at Microsoft may pay as much as $25 an hour, or $1,000 a week.

      I can confirm this. I had a friend who worked as a MS intern over the summer. He got his CS degree from Va. Tech, and then moved to redmond. I asked him what he was working on, and he said that he didn't want to get into specifics, but it was mostly windows CE. I asked him how much he would be making to start out. He said he couldn't say. I asked, "well, I'd guess about $50k/yr". And he shot mt. dew out his nose and said he had been making that as an intern.

      Dave Wrighton, are you out there? IM me or tess, let us know how you're doing.

      Oh, he also said that a lot of the higher up MS employees basically have money pissing contests, i.e. build a $600,000 authentic italian pizza oven in your backyard, etc.

      ~Will

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    61. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Sam+Gibson · · Score: 1

      Does it matter that much that you can come in at 11 when you're expected to work fifty or sixty hours a week without extra pay?

      I think you're missing the point, in Redmond it's not a choice to come in at 11am. You either come in at 3am or 11am. All time it between said schedule the "freeway" is known as the biggest "parking lot" in the Seattle area.

    62. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by ethanms · · Score: 1

      This guy is totally on point...

      Everything is correct:

      ...from the pay-rates... (my first co-op/internship was $14, then $19, then $25 as my education level increased)

      ...to flex-time (I may come in at 10am, but I don't leave until 7-8pm)

      ...to being unhappy about finding out that some of the hourly guys are making more then me because of over-time and actually being paid for the hours they work.

      I don't work for MS... I'm not allowed to paint my walls (they're fabric anyway)... and the cafeteria is only open certain short "9-5 worker" hours (and generally serves fare that is only slightly better then a gas station vending machine)

      But I do like my job... and I do get some satisfaction (whatever helps me sleep at night) that my company seems to have more 'business morals', and doesn't force consumers (be they major OEMs like Dell or end users like Joe Sixpack) into buying our products with monopoly-like practices.

      But if Bill called me up and offered me a job you'd better believe my ass would be on the next plane! =)

    63. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

      He was refering to people that went to their community tech school. Took a 4 month Microsoft, Novell or Cisco course and then expected to call themselves Network Engineers, when really they are, at best, lowly network technicians

      I agree with you. But I think the backlash of elitism has gone too far. It's time to moderate a bit. There are many would-be engineers who spend 4 hard years studying to be career engineers. Many of those people are being forced to find work in other fields.

      Just because you're the 1 in 3 who managed to:

      "actually went to 5 year engineering schools, paid the big bucks for a much better education, and are now highly in demand."

      Doesn't mean it's true for everyone, or even the majority of people who studied engineering.

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    64. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by derF024 · · Score: 1

      RTFA.The article clearly says some interns dont get paid. Dont ask me which loophole of the law they use

      no loopholes. this past summer i worked as an intern for MTVi (MTV's website + application development dept.) and i got college credit for my time there (but no pay at all). they actually wouldn't let me begin work there until i gave them the form saying that i was getting credit for it. I'm guessing that microsoft does the same thing and offers non-paid interns school credit.

    65. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by jmbauer · · Score: 1

      You know what I look like from a /. comment? I'm in awe!

    66. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, internships are a good way to evaluate the potential of future employees, but the work they do is almost always of inferior quality to those with greater experience.

      I know developers in their 60s who can not only design complex systems most interns couldn't even begin to understand, but can also provide top-quality implementations in far less time than it would take a whole group of interns to hack together something that barely works.

      At the end of the day, internships are a way of evaluating people, not of getting cheap labour, and in the rare occasions where above-average work comes out of it, that's a bonus.

    67. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 1

      A lot of internships aren't paid up front, but being able to put it on a resume and get references from it can definitely make an internship a wise investment.

    68. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by anderm7 · · Score: 1

      I would say that liberal arts internships are usually unpaid, and that most technical ones are paid. However, technical ones tend only to be available later in your college career.

    69. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Hal-9001 · · Score: 3, Informative

      They don't owe me anything. My point is cutting the entire internship program will probably prove to be bad business decision for them in the long-run. At least in engineering, internship programs are a powerful recruiting tool, and companies tend to offer internships to students whom they would like to hire once that student graduates. When On offered a position and suddenly reneged on that offer, that left a bad taste in my mouth, so even if they wanted to hire me in the future, I probably wouldn't accept their offer. Furthermore, when my friends ask me about employment at On, the only experience I have to share is how little they care about their employees.

      Contrast this to what Microsoft is doing. Even though the industry is in a slump, they are continuing to pursue the best and brightest students and lure them through their internship program. Those students come back from their internship and tell their friends about how cool the experience was. Even though I'm not interested in doing business with Microsoft either (for different reasons), their internship program is a good investment for them and their internship practices are a model for other less-visionary companies to emulate.

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    70. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Savatte · · Score: 1

      As Hank Hill said "you'll be paid in experience, and that is tax free."

    71. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never understood this view that accepting a contract job somehow infers 'rights'. Mind you, I'm no expert on the American legal system, so I suppose maybe it does, but it seems to me that there are advantages and disadvantages to both structures, and it's ultimately a matter of choice on the part of the employee or contractor.

      Contract work generally requires less in the way of up-front requirements (you just have to be able to do the job, not necessarily fit in with the long-run company strategy), it's easier to change jobs or leave without a negative impact on the CV (a six-month contract looks better than working at a company for six months and then quitting) and the pay is better. I've often used contract work to investigate a potential workplace without the sort of commitment a full employment agreement would have involved (I wouldn't feel honest about applying for a job with the intention of quitting in three or six months).

      On the other side of the coin is the fact that people who aren't employees of a particular company naturally don't get everything employees do. This is clearly stated up front when you sign the contract, so I don't see the problem.

      At the end of the day, if contract work were being forced on people, I'd be more inclined to think this sort of case had merit (not that my opinion matters at all, of course). As it is, it looks to me like the people behind this lawsuit enjoyed the advantages of contract work, but then decided employment would have been a better deal, so tried to reverse their choices after the fact. I like the flexibility of being able to choose either employment or contracting, depending on how much of a commitment I'm willing to make to a particular company. I'd hate to see this sort of thing spread, reducing the options available to all of us just to benefit a few people who think they made the wrong choice and now want someone else to pay for it.

    72. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Hal-9001 · · Score: 1

      Well, techies still tend to be more useful than politicians, lawyers or MBAs... :-p

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    73. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by sm0kes · · Score: 1

      I think the distinction that is being made by several schools now, is that a "co-op" is paid, whereas an "internship" is not. Although everyone seems to use the term "internship" in both contexts....so what do I know :)

    74. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually the interns are the concubines!

    75. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by pyite · · Score: 1

      Yea, I started my job before 9th grade and I've had it four or so years now and haven't gotten a raise. However, the market sucks so much that it's not worth it. Four years at one place starting when I was 14 looks very good. Especially when it ranges from networking to programming etc.

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      "Nature doesn't care how smart you are. You can still be wrong." - Richard Feynman

    76. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by nakedbonzai · · Score: 1

      >The article says they pay "as much as $25 an hour My roommate worked there over the summer and was paid around $33/hour. Yes, I was very jealous. I'm even more jealous they hired him fulltime.

    77. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Fjandr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not a loophole, it's called a voluntary relationship. The intern gets experience that they can put onto a resume (thus raising their pay options for all those ads that say "salary DOE"), and the company gets a) free work and b) a likely job candidate that they don't have to train for their specific environment. It's an extension of what used to be referred to as an apprenticeship.

      If you live in a fucked up place like Oregon, where the minimum wage is nearly the highest in the USA, it's one of the only ways to get entry-level experience. Companies won't pay someone with zero experience $7/hr unless they absolutely have to.

      Since the tone of your post seems to imply that you believe not paying interns is a shady manipulation of law, consider that requiring interns be paid (which is a violation of the right to contract freely, btw) would simply remove many of the opportunities that entry-level workers have to gain experience, and thus a higher-paying entry job. Some people still understand that sometimes advancement requires investment and sacrifice, but those people tend not to be in the mainstream of society.

    78. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You interned in a library and you don't know the meaning of sitting pretty?

      This link may help you. (near the bottom.. hmm.. or is saying "bottom" sexual harassment? near the footer, then)

    79. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      Either you are completely out of touch with reality here, or I am missing something. You cannot compare Microsoft to a company which cuts costs in bad times!

      Microsoft are making money even today, because of their business practices. This means that they can afford this. On apparently couldn't afford it, and they even had to cut costs by laying off other employees as well.

      You said it yourself: "The semiconductor industry collapsed". If it collapsed, they obviously cannot afford to continue as before. They probably had to do radical changes to cut costs right now or go out of business.

      I can understand that you are bitter for not getting the internship, but comparing them to Microsoft, a company in a completely different situation, is both unfair and shows lack of judgement.

      Unless I am missing something, which I am sure you will explain if this is the case.

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    80. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Hal-9001 · · Score: 1

      Not every cost-cutting decision is a good one. To have had me as an intern would have cost them about $10,000 (at most) for the summer, and raised the possibility that, when the industry recovered, I would have wanted to work for them after I graduated. That's probably less than a day's worth of the CEO's salary, or less than it cost from them to display their logo during one televised Arizona Diamondbacks game. (Why companies like On or Oracle advertise on TV is an even greater mystery to me...do CEOs actually make major business decisions based on a television ad? If so, I really fear for our economic future...) My point is that executive perks and gratuitious advertising should probably go before you start laying off engineers and engineering interns, who may be difficult to woo back when the industry recovers. However, it's my understanding that this would be counter to Motorola corporate culture, which I guess was one of the things which trickled down to On.

      Admittedly, I don't know exactly what the financial situation was at On. But when I saw that they were running ads during Diamondback games in the months after my internship program was cut, I have to wonder about their financial priorities. Even if this was only because they were contractually obligated to continue running these ads, they probably shouldn't have signed that contract in the first place if their financial situation was as tenuous as it proved to be.

      The worst part of the experience for me was that On could not figure out in advance that they could not afford to hire me as an intern. I would not have been nearly so bitter if they had rejected me outright. Instead, they gave me an offer, and I went through all the paperwork to accept that offer, and one week before my internship was supposed to start, they told me that they had cut the program. Some advance warning that this might happen would have been nice, so that I would have a chance to apply for internships elsewhere, but at that point, it was too late. Overall, it may have been a good reality check for me, but the net effect is that I'm still bitter at On. :-p

      Another slightly better counterexample would be my friend who worked at Nortel Networks that same summer. Nortel was also in bad financial straits that summer (probably still are), but instead of cutting their internship program, they restricted their layoffs to specific expendable positions in specific programs. Thus my friend still had his internship that summer, and might very well work for them after he receives his graduate degree. Furthermore, he can come back to school and share his positive internship experience with his friends, and the net result is that quite a few budding engineers know that Nortel is a good place to work. That one internship was probably a better investment for Nortel than any television ad has been for On.

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    81. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most companies have set marketting budgets how they use that money is a different question. You presume to have better predictionary abilities than their marketting department, and are probably right, but never the less that is marketting's decission and the money doesn't belong to development, hence if marketting wants to spend it for dancing girls in bikinis they can do it.
      Microsoft is hiring because they are making huge profits. They are hiring in line with their growth. If they were suffering significant losses like semiconductor companies I have NO DOUBT they would revise their hiring plans. They have some borg'ish intelligence thing going on there because of the braintrust they've created.
      20$ internships is pretty darn high. I hope this was for a graduate student or regardless of your abilities they are likely overpaying you as an intern. Or perhaps the cost of living is higher there.
      Lose the boycot stance. Companies are in business for the shareholders, to grow their investments as their appointed representatives see fit. Next time write your complaint to the board and go out and make your own stake in life.

    82. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exact problem I ran into the last time I was unemployed ... too experienced for intern positions, not experienced enough for the hiring cheaper senior position positions.
      missed the dot com boom but came just in time for the bust! woohoo!

    83. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by version5 · · Score: 1

      I can see why your pissed that you missed out on the internship, but come on! What did you want them to do? Keep the intern program and fire more full-time employees? Cutting the internship program is standard practice to keep costs down, since, as you say, its really an expensive recruiting tool, and pointless when you aren't doing any hiring in the near future. Which is never the case with Microsoft. You could say it was a poor decision to cut you after you'd already gotten all excited about the internship, but beyond that, I think you're being a bit petty.

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    84. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Hal-9001 · · Score: 1
      Most companies have set marketting budgets how they use that money is a different question. You presume to have better predictionary abilities than their marketting department, and are probably right, but never the less that is marketting's decission and the money doesn't belong to development, hence if marketting wants to spend it for dancing girls in bikinis they can do it.
      I agree that balancing good technology with good marketing and business acumen is the key to financial success, but overallocation of resources to marketing and gratuitous spending of marketing money will ultimately undermine a technology company's financial health. Again, I fail to understand why a semiconductor manufacturer like On that does not sell product to the general public feels compelled to spend money advertising to the general public. Likewise, I fear for the economy if CEOs or IT departments decide to use Oracle databases based on an Super Bowl ad.
      Microsoft is hiring because they are making huge profits. They are hiring in line with their growth. If they were suffering significant losses like semiconductor companies I have NO DOUBT they would revise their hiring plans. They have some borg'ish intelligence thing going on there because of the braintrust they've created.
      Probably true, but having a vibrant internship program and a continual stream of fresh blood and new ideas seems like it would help keep the rainy days away.
      20$ internships is pretty darn high. I hope this was for a graduate student or regardless of your abilities they are likely overpaying you as an intern. Or perhaps the cost of living is higher there.
      Actually, for a junior or senior engineering undegraduate, $20/hour is fairly typical. By that stage, an engineering undergraduate has at least been exposed to most of the basic technical skills used daily by full-time engineers. I would argue that an engineering student who takes an internship of less than $15/hour is being dramatically underpaid.
      Lose the boycot stance. Companies are in business for the shareholders, to grow their investments as their appointed representatives see fit. Next time write your complaint to the board and go out and make your own stake in life.
      I will concede that maybe my boycott stance is immature, but I am fully within my rights to boycott whatever company I want for whatever reasons I want. I've been boycotting Amazon.com ever since I heard about the one-click patent and will continue to do so until they adopt a more reasonable position on intellectual property. To be honest, I will probably never have to interact with On Semiconductor again, so boycotting them will probably just end up being political posturing. I will concede that both companies are just behaving the way most publicly-traded companies do, but that doesn't mean I have to like them or that I have to do business with them.
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    85. Re:Are most internships unpaid then? by Inspector+Lopez · · Score: 1

      Actually, internships are a *cheap* recruiting tool. The company gets to test drive a bunch of greenhorns for approximately 1/2 to 1/3 of what their "real" engineers cost, without any long term commitment to them. If they find a few keepers, then when they finally do convert them to real employees, they're already trained!

      Eliminating internship programs is merely a means to save some money right now. It is *not* something that a company with an eye on the long view would do if it was serious about being in the game in the long term.

      The really important ways to save money are also really difficult --- they involve layoffs, shedding of unprofitable units (which are supposed to be profitable; internship programs are not supposed to make money, of course).

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      on a different topic: I've never heard of an unpaid internship for electrical engineers; I had (paid) interships 20 years ago, and my students certainly have been getting paid internships for the past 15 years.

  3. Experience by BluGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have a good friend who interned an MS. He had a good experience, and was offered a job when he graduated. They pay interns very well, but they are expected to pull 55+ work weeks, and have no weekends. If you can get past the stigma of working for the Dark Side, it's a great opprotunity...

    1. Re:Experience by Meddel · · Score: 3, Informative

      From my own internship experience there, this is *highly* group dependent. There are groups where one might be expected to pull 60 hours a week, but there are many where 40 or so would be perfectly acceptable.

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    2. Re:Experience by jkrise · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "They pay interns very well, but they are expected to pull 55+ work weeks, and have no weekends. "

      I can't think of a better way to completely alienate regular employees. They must be worried sick, trying to keep their jobs, with 'cheap' competition at hand. This prbably also explains the quality of MS code.

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    3. Re:Experience by BTWR · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you can get past the stigma of working for the Dark Side

      This "Stigma" you speak of is only within the "geek" community. You tell everyone at your high school reunion "I'm a vice president at Microsoft" you'll be the envy of everyone. The 5 kids from the computer club might shun you, but no one else will. :-)

    4. Re:Experience by LeiGong · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not everyone is expected to work 50+ hours a week or even more than 40 hours a week. It all depends on your group and where they are in the product developement cycle. I can speak for myself and some of my friend when I say we were in by 10 and out by 7, every Monday through Friday. We had social lives outside of the office and almost NEVER went into the office on weekends unless we needed to use the high-speed connection to surf the web (we didn't have high-speed in the apartments). If he didn't take advantage of the Pudget Sound area, he really missed out on the whole intern experience.

    5. Re:Experience by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This prbably also explains the quality of MS code.

      I dunno. MS stuff may have some seriously bad design flaws dotted around, but can you think of any proprietry commercial software that's any better? Except for safety critical stuff, there's a hell of a lot of bad code out there. MS is only noticed as much because they produce so much of it.

    6. Re:Experience by froth · · Score: 0

      It's generaly socially acceptable in the corporate world to view interns as sub-human. Thus no one really fears them. Mostly they get picked on.

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    7. Re:Experience by silvwolf · · Score: 1

      My sister's boyfriend interned for them during the summer of 2001. They promised him a job when he graduated in December of 2001... When he called his recruiter/handler/storm trooper in November 01, he was told there was a hiring freeze. Doh! He sat unemployed for about 6 months before he could finally find something.

    8. Re:Experience by /dev/trash · · Score: 0

      Where is Pudget Sound?

    9. Re:Experience by foriegnb · · Score: 1

      well to be fair only the kids from computer club who ALSO read /. will shun you. The others may be a little more , err.. balanced?

    10. Re:Experience by funkman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And ten years later at the next high school reunion, everyone will feel sorry for you since and your class mates (while poorer) had time to live their life (have family, friends, and kids) while you worked all your free time away at Microsoft.

      You may be rich and successful, but at what price?

    11. Re:Experience by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 4, Funny

      Right now the five kids from the computer club would be emailing you their resumes.

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    12. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I am a SysAdmin at a school where I am forced by the administration to let student aids work with me. There was talk of letting these unpaid student aids having full control of the network and of getting rid of me. Instead of making me work harder, I just went on vacation for a week and really did let the student aids have control of the network. That showed 'em, when I got back there was chaos and carnage everywhere!

    13. Re:Experience by the+gnat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You tell everyone at your high school reunion "I'm a vice president at Microsoft" you'll be the envy of everyone.

      Hell, you tell everyone "I'm a computer programmer" and the hot chicks will still not speak to you. You tell them "I'm a computer programmer at Microsoft", they probably won't be able to keep their hands off you. The difference in popular opinion is roughly that between garbage collecter and movie star. (I get people asking me why I didn't go to work for Microsoft all the time, usually because they know nothing about my job except I work with computers.)

    14. Re:Experience by jhigh · · Score: 0

      This is a pretty insightful post (unusual to say the least). I agree that Microsoft tends to take a bad rap based in large part on their size and market share. I've dealt with LOTS of crappy software, and quite a bit of it was much more of a headache than any Microsoft app I've ever seen. Don't get me wrong, I'm a Linux fanatic, and am very much an open source advocate. I think the closed source development model is flawed at it's very core. However, there is a LOT of closed source software out there that is much worse than what Microsoft puts out.

      I compare this to the Catholic church in relation to it's Protestant counterparts. I think the Catholic church tends to get a bad rap because of their size and visibility. We Protestants have just as many crappy, ineffective, hypocritical churches...it's just that we're a much smaller target given the existence of denominations. Just my two cents.

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    15. Re:Experience by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't think someone can balance a great career AND a great social/family life at the same time?

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    16. Re:Experience by TheRealStubot · · Score: 1

      If he didn't take advantage of the Pudget Sound area, he really missed out on the whole intern experience.

      What? You mean the rain and the slugs? Or watching a sea lion eat salmon?

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    17. Re:Experience by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      Excellent point! Although, not all /. readers are anti-Microsoft. :)

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    18. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working 55+ hour weeks isn't standard at MS as an intern or a full time employee. I interned at Microsoft for two years and have worked there full time for seven years and have rarely worked 55+ hour weeks. The only time that I have worked such hours has been during crunch time when we were close to shipping.

      My internships at Microsoft were very well paid...I don't know what the pay level is currently like though. I was paid well enough to cover most of my non-tuition expenses for the rest of the school year when I went back to school.

      I learned a lot while I was an intern and enjoyed my time there. I also fell in love with the Pacific Northwest then and enjoyed my free time on the weekends exploring Seattle and the surrounding areas on my bicycle.

    19. Re:Experience by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      Not at Microsoft.

      If some overachiever finds a bug in code you are responsible for at 2:30 AM Sunday morning, you get paged.

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    20. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You people just don't get it. You just blindly hate on Microsoft without have any clue how the company operates. I have 4 friends who work at Microsoft (and more that have interned), and all of them love it. Microsoft, in fact, forces you to balance life and work. They know that you will be more productive at work if you are happier at home. The only time extra hours are expected is close to ship dates, which is the same in every company in probably every industry.

    21. Re:Experience by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      You tell them "I'm a computer programmer at Microsoft", they probably won't be able to keep their hands off you.

      It's with a fairly high confidence factor that I say I think you've never experimentally verified this. :)

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    22. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and when I go to my high school reunion I'm renting a Ferrari and telling everyone that I own it. Maybe have some business cards made up saying I'm vice president at M$/GM/Boening/or whatever. I figure that should be good for at least a blowjob from one of the stacked bubble-headed former cheerleaders. People are shallow, short-sighted, and generally ignorant. I say milk it for all you can.

    23. Re:Experience by Lynn+Benfield · · Score: 1

      If some overachiever finds a bug in code you are responsible for at 2:30 AM Sunday morning, you get paged.

      I find that hard to believe - unless you're on the brink of shipping a product, in which case you're probably up early, what possible good can bringing you in 6 hours early do?

    24. Re:Experience by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually this is true. If you saw the Slashdot story about a week and a half ago about the story of NT 4 Development you would see the development of certain work practices that MS still holds to this day. One of them is that all developers are on call 24/7.

      Another is that no matter what Windows it is, it takes 12-14 hours to build.

      --
      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    25. Re:Experience by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      At most large companies, you are not a human being, but a "resource".

      If a Windows build takes 12 hours, and you don't come in until 8, that means the build won't be build for a minimum of 24 hours.

      Alot of Microsoft people have become really rich by virtue of the stock options from Microsoft. Those people decide to forsake things like a normal life for the prospect of retirement at 35 and plenty of cash.

      --
      Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
    26. Re:Experience by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      > You tell them "I'm a computer programmer at Microsoft", they probably won't be able to keep their hands off you. The difference in popular opinion is roughly that between garbage collecter and movie star.

      Even among the computer literate, not everyone appreciates garbage collectors :-)

      --
      Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    27. Re:Experience by lewp · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm going to show up to your high school reunion as Batman. We'll see how much action you get then, Mr. Smarty Pants.

      --
      Game... blouses.
    28. Re:Experience by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1

      And ten years later at the next high school reunion, everyone will feel sorry for you since and your class mates (while poorer) had time to live their life (have family, friends, and kids) while you worked all your free time away at Microsoft.

      And twenty years later, when everyone's got a family, yours will be more well-off because you've got a much better job. What exactly is your point? Do "good enough" work, get a mediocre, low-paying job, and be a wage slave for the rest of your life?

      There's a road worth following.

      - A.P.

      --
      "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
    29. Re:Experience by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 3, Informative

      That is not quite true anymore.

      Developers take turns holding the "on-call" pager and only the "on-call" person gets paged to investigate build breaks. Now, if you checked in code that breaks the build, you might get a phone call at home. That isn't even as bad as it sounds, since check-ins need war-team approval for most of the cycle developers only check in once or twice a week, and unless you wrote un-decyperable code, the "on-call" developer will probably patch it for you.

      ...besides, the build lab guys like their sleep too...

    30. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't shun you. I don't really care. I have no prob talking to or being friends with someone who works at M$. I'm just not going to support his company in anyway. Simple as that..

    31. Re:Experience by I'm+Spartacus! · · Score: 2, Funny

      The difference in popular opinion is roughly that between garbage collecter and movie star.

      Yet more proof Java is not used at Microsoft! :)

      --
      "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." -- Ambrose Bierce
    32. Re:Experience by olethrosdc · · Score: 1

      Truly, and anywy you cannot see MS code. Well, you sort of can nowadays. I know that even in sys-critical applications proprietary code can be EVIL SPAGHETTI OF HELL. Of course, because of the nature of the applications there code might not have any (perceptible) bugs, since it is tested quite a bit, but.. it can be a design nightmare frequently.

      --

      I miss my rubber keyboard.(Homepage)

    33. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It has nothing to do with Slashdot. It is very hard for just about anyone who works with computers, to not start hating Microsoft. The more exposed you are to Microsoft, the more you hate 'em.

      If anything, Slashdotters and Unix geeks who are able to retreat into their own little fantasy worlds, hate Microsoft less than the normal amount.

      Ignorance of Microsoft (which is only attainable by avoiding them) is the only way to keep a "balanced" opinion of them.

    34. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You do have it all wrong. I interned there and I know at least 10 guys who interned there. None of us put in more than 40 hour weeks. No work on weekends.

      Every Friday, Microsoft will treat you to the Friday fest - free food and free unlimited beer. Yes you heard that right - every friday.

      They will take you out to trips, pay for your tickets for ball games, sponsor white water rafting trips and what not.

      I don't think after this experience there was a single one of us who hated MS anymore (and trust me, most of us were extremely anti-MS to begin with).

      They pamper you more than you can ever imagine.

    35. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even in Seattle you have to lie about working for Microsoft... I have lost TWO girls at parties because they asked me where I worked, and I said MS. Say what you want about the benefits or the long hours - It's the cockblocking that drives me nuts.

      Now, there isn't exactly a shortage of people who don't immediately run away when they learn who you work for, but I think it's a bit like introducing yourself as an Enron exec - a large percentage of the public is pissed off at you for something. Could be antitrust, could be Clippy, could be job-envy.

      If you want a pretty good insider viewpoint, read Proudly Serving My Corporate Masters , and the Microsoft Interview Page, and you'll have a pretty good idea what the experience is.

    36. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Totally. A group of us, much more social than the lot, went out one Friday night, and a friend, let's call him 'Bob', brought a few guys that, without Bob's intervention, probably would not have made it outside that summer. One of them forced us to call the night short when he insisted on being driven back to campus (at midnight, in a bar, Friday night, as an intern, in the summer) so he could get back to work.

      I don't blame his product group, I think the guy was gasping for air like a fish out of water.

    37. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell them you are a software developer. This terminology sounds a lot less nerdy to people, even though they are basically the same thing.

      However, I wouldn't blame telling people your profession on whether chicks are on you or not. If you are a computer programmer, then probably your personality is such that the ladies aren't really going to hang all over you anyway. Telling them you are a computer programmer at that point just confirms their initial feelings.

      If you are a charming, good-looking guy, then having a successful job like computer programmer isn't going to be a detriment.

    38. Re:Experience by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I most programs with errors only hurt the person who uses it. The programs that manage internet connections may ONLY hurt everyone else. I've heard that lots of viruses are imperceptible to the person who actually has them, except when it's time to launch the DOS attack. And that can be scheduled for a time when most of them won't notice. (Or if the computer stops working for a few minutes, it can be hard to tell from normal operation [let met tell you about my experience with Win98...].)

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    39. Re:Experience by PissedOffGuy · · Score: 0

      Even in Seattle you have to lie about working for Microsoft... I have lost TWO girls at parties because they asked me where I worked, and I said MS.

      sounds like something that would only happen in seattle. plus they sound like bitches anyway.

    40. Re:Experience by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      How many Microsoft interns will ever become Microsoft vice presidents, though?

      Judging by the MS interns I've known, it's more likely that they'll get a high-paying entry level job at graduation, spend a couple years writing sloppy entry-level code for projects that get cancelled before reaching beta testing, and eventually get disillusioned and stop caring.

      You REALLY have to buy into the Microsoft religion to follow a career path to upper management.

    41. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love Brian Valentine's weekly mantra:

      "If you're going to drink, don't drive. But if you do drink, drink heavily."

    42. Re:Experience by dvdeug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't think someone can balance a great career AND a great social/family life at the same time?

      You have 144 hours a week, no more, no less. The more hours you spend at work, the less you spend with friends and family. You can't have a great family life if it consists of kissing your kids before you run out the door in the morning and gazing at them after they've gone to sleep at night.

    43. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, you tell everyone "I'm a computer programmer" and the hot chicks will still not speak to you. You tell them "I'm a computer programmer at Microsoft", they probably won't be able to keep their hands off you.

      Please don't tell me that you're going to school reunions to pick up chicks. I think that fact alone is enough to drive them away, your job notwithstanding.

    44. Re:Experience by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If a Windows build takes 12 hours, and you don't come in until 8, that means the build won't be build for a minimum of 24 hours.

      That is probably why they build each night...

      Last I heard they had some mondo build system that compiles everything each night from scratch then pushes the updates out onto willing victims desktops. So you can sometimes call up a Microsoftie in the morning and hear that they got a bum distro pushed onto their machine and it will take them a little time to get their machine going.

      Some of the structural differences between Java and C# look to me like they are there to allow incremental compilation to be used. OK this is a theoretical possibility with C++ and make but there are actually a lot of pretty wierd interactions that can happen between modules in an incremental build. Java has had a bunch of modifications to address this in part, C# goes a bit further.

      --
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    45. Re:Experience by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

      and trust me, most of us were extremely anti-MS to begin with

      But obviously not anti-MS enough to not be EMPLOYED by them....

      --
      The /. Effect: Thousands of users simultaneously accessing a site to not read its content.
    46. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Those people decide to forsake things like a normal life for the prospect of retirement at 35 and plenty of cash.

      With MS stock flatlined, and growth prospects grim, not anymore they don't.

    47. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ***Danger*****
      This poster an M$ moron - eveidence;
      if he/she really had extreme anti-MS sentiment
      "to begin with" why would he/she have ever started
      an internship.
      Remember folks - M$ drones sitting in their cubbies can read/post to /.. Read this thread with
      extreme discretion.

    48. Re:Experience by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > You have 144 hours a week, no more, no less.

      New ad campaign! Not 750, but 1000 hours access per month! AOL now gives you 33% more!1!!

      > The more hours you spend at work, the less you spend with friends and family. You can't have a great family life if it consists of kissing your kids before you run out the door in the morning and gazing at them after they've gone to sleep at night.

      There are some unfortunate people who can't stand rugrats, but got roped into breeding anyways. (Google for the term "oopsed" for how this can happen to someone who isn't sufficiently paranoid. Moral of the story is, if you don't wanna breed, you're responsible for getting yourself snipped/clipped, don't rely on your partner's good faith.)

      For such poor bastards, what you've described is the closest thing to a perfect family life they'll ever see!

      *ducks and runs*

    49. Re:Experience by aggieben · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, I agree. It also depends on the individual. I interened with the Windows division during WindowsXP development, and the interns that were there that summer got together a lot and went into Seattle, took weekend trips, went sailing, dancing, whatever, you name it. In fact, MS even would pay for some of those trips if 35 people or more were going, which was often the case!

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      Don't become a regular here, you will become retarded. -- Yoda the Retard
    50. Re:Experience by Maxwell'sSilverLART · · Score: 1

      ...there's a hell of a lot of bad code out there. MS is only noticed as much because they produce so much of it.

      There are a hell of a lot of killers out there. Bin Laden is only noticed as much because he does so much of it.

      --
      Moderate drunk! It's more fun that way!
    51. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take advantage of the Puget Sound area?

      Have you actually lived anywhere besides Seattle? This is the lamest place I've ever had the misfortune of living in. If I wasn't making $250k a year designing chips up here, I'd move somewhere else in a heartbeat. You need to get out of this town, and learn to appreciate more things than shitty football and baseball teams, and eating at Dicks.

    52. Re:Experience by polyiguana · · Score: 1
      You have 144 hours a week

      Well, no. I have 168 hours a week. Your mileage may vary.

    53. Re:Experience by jpetts · · Score: 1

      You have 144 hours a week, no more, no less.

      Well, I live in Redmond, and I get 168 hours per week. Does M$ distort really space/time that much?!?!?!

      --
      Call me old fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating - Bender
    54. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't found this to be the case at all. Most technical people I know don't really have strong opinions about software; it's just a tool, and we'll gladly run WinNT/2000/XP, UNIX, Linux, BSD or whatever else works best for a particular task.

      The ones who do get worked up are usually either unemployed, with way too much time on their hands, or barely employable and in constant fear of losing their jobs. Then there are also some non-technical people who blame the computer when they do something wrong and think nobody else can understand it either, so they'll get away with it. It's quite funny to hear them curse Bill Gates because an internal corporate software application, running on Solaris by the way, has crashed (or, more likely, they closed the window by mistake), but they really do.

      I think most /.ers are just young, and view MS as the nasty corporate monopoly that's crushing all the competition, much as we used to view IBM when I was younger. When we got out into the real world and started working, we lost interest in that sort of thing. That isn't to say there aren't a few old nutters who are obsessed with MS, or open source, or whatever, but most people grow out of these things.

    55. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may be right, or you may be wrong. I suppose it depends on how extreme they were; unless they were frothing at the mouth and wearing penguin outfits while singing the Internationale, I can imagine wanting to spice up the old CV/résumé a bit before going into the job market, and getting paid reasonably well to boot.

      Remember that to a non-zealot, 'extreme anti-MS sentiment' probably means you think it's a dodgy, mammoth corporation turning out mediocre software, not that you think it's the next incarnation of the Third Reich. For a temporary intern/co-op position, if the pay is better than the rest, and the experience will help in landing a job somewhere else, that's probably enough of a reason to jump in and find out what it's really like.

    56. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This poster an M$ moron - eveidence;
      if he/she really had extreme anti-MS sentiment
      "to begin with" why would he/she have ever started
      an internship."

      ***Attention****

      Maybe he/she started working there because he/she found out that most of the Anti-MS sentiment came from BS posts like this on ./

      Or maybe everyone should ignore my post, because I might be a MS drone sitting at my cubical!!

      Damn you are a fool.

    57. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "They pay interns very well, but they are expected to pull 55+ work weeks, and have no weekends. "

      I can't think of a better way to completely alienate regular employees. They must be worried sick, trying to keep their jobs, with 'cheap' competition at hand. This prbably also explains the quality of MS code.

      No, that's not the case at all. I worked there for 10 years, saw something like 100 interns go through my group and never worried once about my job. Many of those interns were hired full time, but it's not like Microsoft fired full time employees to make room for them. If you're doing a good job, the most you have to fear from an intern is having to share an office with him.

      Have you not noticed that Microsoft has not had the systematic layoffs that most of the other big tech companies have had? Worrying about some intern taking your job just doesn't happen. I know the Slashbots want to pretend it's a horrible place, but trust me when I tell you that from the inside you couldn't ask for a better company.

      Oh and as for the 55 hour work week for interns that someone floated...wasn't the case in my group. Our manager was very explicit about not burning out interns. 40 hour week at most, and lots of perks.

    58. Re:Experience by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      And twenty years later, when everyone's got a family, yours will be more well-off because you've got a much better job.

      I've lived with both my parents, my father who worked 48 hours a week (once travel was added in) and made good money, and my mom and stepfather who worked part-time jobs making between okay wages to just above minimum wage. I know from first-hand experiance that just because you make more money, doesn't mean your family will be happier.

      Do "good enough" work, get a mediocre, low-paying job, and be a wage slave for the rest of your life?

      How about take work, like everything else, in moderation. Work as hard as you can at work, but when the workday is over, it's over. Work hard, but never forget to play just as hard.

    59. Re:Experience by Angron · · Score: 1

      "You have 144 hours a week, no more, no less."

      Wow, sucks to be you. I've been managing to squeeze about 168 hours of activities (including sleep) out of each of my weeks for most of my life :P.

    60. Re:Experience by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      Wow, sucks to be you. I've been managing to squeeze about 168 hours of activities (including sleep) out of each of my weeks for most of my life :P.

      And gee, you're the fourth person (third at score 2) to point out that I made a simple math mistake.

    61. Re:Experience by BTWR · · Score: 1

      Not just a math mistake, it nullifies your argument. An "extra" 24 hrs in a week = more than 3 and a half more hours a day you can spend with your family.

      And since when is 55 hrs/week so horrible? 8am-6:30pm, M-F is 53 hours right there. A lot of people have jobs like that, where they eat a sandwich at the desk, etc. Not for everyone, but it's certainly doable.

    62. Re:Experience by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      Not just a math mistake, it nullifies your argument. An "extra" 24 hrs in a week = more than 3 and a half more hours a day you can spend with your family.

      An extra 24 hrs compared to what? I could have said that there was a fixed number of hours in the week, and made the same point.

      And since when is 55 hrs/week so horrible? 8am-6:30pm, M-F is 53 hours right there.

      Adding a half hour commute each way, you're getting up at 6:30am, getting home at 7:00 (too late for dinner with your family, unless they eat really late), probably too tired from work to spend quality time with your family and going to bed at 10:30 (for 8 hours of sleep), after spending three and a half hours with your wife and children. The type of dynamics that make a husband feel that his wife and children only think of him as a paycheck, and make wife and children think of father as a drag.

      OT: Afterwards, when all the Iraqis talk of Saddam's horrors, no one will admit the US was right all along

      Mind you, the Iranians have talked of (US-backed) Saddam's horrors for a couple decades, and the (US-backed) Shah's horrors for a few decades before that. Who's been quick to admit that they were right all along?

    63. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wey-hey - way to go, Mr Adam West!!

      ps. better try to make that beer belly disappear first

    64. Re:Experience by BTWR · · Score: 1

      Mind you, the Iranians have talked of (US-backed) Saddam's horrors for a couple decades, and the (US-backed) Shah's horrors for a few decades before that. Who's been quick to admit that they were right all along?

      So wait... I'd have to admit WHO was "right all along?" The US? Huh? Additionally, these seem to be blanket accusations, with zero proof or citations (and no, I'd need a NYTimes or CNN or another US site-link, not a "Freedom Magazine" or some random site.)

    65. Re:Experience by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      That's true, but I'm not going to employ Saddam Hussein as PR director either.

    66. Re:Experience by jpop32 · · Score: 1

      Remember folks - M$ drones sitting in their cubbies can read/post to /.. Read this thread with
      extreme discretion.


      Yes! And I heard it from a proper authority that they have a 'Slashdot task-force' with a sole mission of posting pro-M$ comments. And believe me, those people pull 55+ hour weeks.

      Dang, I said too much!

    67. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So wait... I'd have to admit WHO was "right all along?" The US?

      Perhaps you should learn to read? It's the Iranians who no-one's been quick to admit were right all along.

      I'd need a NYTimes or CNN...not...some random site

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh, you slay me.

    68. Re:Experience by toopc · · Score: 1
      What? You mean the rain and the slugs? Or watching a sea lion eat salmon?

      The rain gets old, but not during the course of an internship - usually only 3 or 4 months long and during the summer.

      Seattle and the surrounding region is beautiful during the summer. Olympic mountains to the west, Cascade mountains to the east. A friendly city with a downtown actually worth visiting. Vancouver 2 hours away, beatiful rocky beaches 3 hours away, San Juan Islands 1 hour away etc. etc. etc.

      Rain or no, a 20 year old could do a lot worse then spending a summer living in Seattle, especially with the benefits of an Internship at Microsoft (i.e. - mostly having some spending money).

    69. Re:Experience by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      Mind you, the Iranians have talked of (US-backed) Saddam's horrors for a couple decades, and the (US-backed) Shah's horrors for a few decades before that. Who's been quick to admit that they were right all along?

      I'd have to admit WHO was "right all along?"

      Iran.

      Additionally, these seem to be blanket accusations, with zero proof or citations

      This was all reading in hardcopy. But any decent history of Iran in the twentyth century will document the Shah's secret police and the forced westernization of Iran by the Shah. Furthermore, I would have thought that Iraq's use of chemical weapons during the Iran-Iraq war was common knowledge; isn't that one of the reasons we're having this little dispute with Saddam, the fear he's got and plans to use more chemical weapons?

    70. Re:Experience by BTWR · · Score: 1

      you, sir, truly are an anonymous idiot...

    71. Re:Experience by BTWR · · Score: 1

      this little dispute with Saddam, the fear he's got and plans to use more chemical weapons?

      Yup. That's it.

    72. Re:Experience by sgups · · Score: 1

      I agree. My friedn works full time there after spending 3 internship semesters. He is busy near release dates, otherwise work is a breeze.

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      Democratic USA - Government of the corporations, by the Corporations, for the corporations.
    73. Re:Experience by g4dget · · Score: 1
      So, you are basically saying that if you can join the mafia, then it's a pretty nice organization? And that's basically what Microsoft's anti-trust violations and business practices amount to: bullying distributors, blacklisting competitor's products, selling under cost to drive others out of business.

      People don't "hate" Microsoft because they find Bill Gates annoying, they "hate" Microsoft because Microsoft behaves illegally. And while Microsoft's conduct may Microsoft employees really rich, it costs lots of other people their jobs and livelihood.

    74. Re:Experience by g4dget · · Score: 1
      If you say "I'm a vice president" at any multi-billion dollar corporation, people will be impressed because you presumably are paid well. That was true also for vice presidents at Enron or Arthur Andersen.

      Programmers who joined Microsoft in 1985 or 1990 also may impress people because it's pretty clear that their stock options made them rich. But over the last couple of years, Microsoft stock has not grown. If you are a programmer for Microsoft, you are roughly in the same financial situation as a programmer for any other big company. And there is no reason to believe that Microsoft stock will ever resume its spectacular growth, even with Microsoft's accounting and business tricks.

      (MSFT stock chart here)

    75. Re:Experience by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      I won't be able to show up, because I'll be living it up in Japan with my beautiful Japanese fiancee.

      Those that still want to show up at my tenth-year high school reunion will just have to drool from a distance... ;)

      --
      "Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
  4. Microsoft Interships by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Funny

    (Dell Guy Voice)
    Dude, you're working in Hell!

    --

    Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

  5. hrmm by odyrithm · · Score: 4, Funny

    more like an Intergration into the borg mother ship ;)

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    1. Re:hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha, that was f'g hilarious. Good comeback

    2. Re:hrmm by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1
      --
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    3. Re:hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone explain this borg thing? I once saw an episode of Star Trek with the borg (a sort of cube spaceship thing full of aliens who were part of a collective), but from my limited knowledge of it, the MS comparison is a lot less valid than a GNU/Linux comparison.

      Consider this idea of a collective: the goal of GNU is to create software that's collectively owned by everyone who uses it -- the developers and the users are one -- rather than created by some and used by others (for a fee). Granted the FSF holds ownership of software that's part of the GNU project, but this is considered a necessary evil until ownership of intellectual property can be abolished entirely.

      As I understand it, the borg lived in a society in which the miltary and civilians were one in the same, all flying about on their cube and spreading the borg culture, while the humans were split into the military (those who fly about on space ships and protect/expand the Federation's territory) and civilians (those who live on planets and are protected by the military).

      Consider the idea of equality, rather than a hierarchy: GNU and Linux are open to everyone, with equality for all contributors (well, except for the leader, e.g. Linus Torvalds, who's sort of like the queen bee or something). One of the mjor selling points of open source is this notion of equality.

      Against the borg was the Federation, which is a hierarchichal structure similar to a corporation, with a chain of command from the big cheese (whoever the leader of the Federation is) on down. Once again, the borg sound much more like the Open Source crowd, who are trying to displace a hierarchy (Microsoft) with a quasi-communistic (no rants from Marxists or anti-Marxists, please) society of equals.

      I'd really like to hear a thoughful explanation from someone who's more familiar with Star Trek than I am, because to me it just looks like some silly geek role playing (Linux advocates pretending to be Captain Picard et al., flying about on their space ship, while MS are the nasty old aliens who'll be blown up in the end), rather than anything with any intellectual backing. It makes its exponents look rather silly and childish.

  6. Open Source must strike back! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I propose that we create our own intern positions (special sourceforge accounts maybe?), and at the end of the year they are all treated to a barbecue by Linus!

    Actually I'm half serious. Perhaps we really should be taking on interns; it strengthens both persons involved in the relation and open source in general.

    1. Re:Open Source must strike back! by odyrithm · · Score: 1

      and at the end of the year they are all treated to a barbecue by Linus!

      Good idea, but Linus is not rich, Billy is.

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    2. Re:Open Source must strike back! by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Can't happen, the very nature of distributed development prevents it. This article is basically about geeks going "wow, cool" when faced with stupendous concentrations of wealth that is then spent by other geeks. It's computer-person utopia.

      Unfortunately, the real world is not such a utopia. The real world is what you get when the market economy actually works, as opposed to the computer industry, where it's been warped and twisted into a smoking pile of slag.

      Open source and free software are about sharing the (intellectual) wealth around, making it available to anybody, not concentrating it in one place. It's a people thing.

      This article is the modern day equivalent of stories of how rich and opulent the Kings palaces are, how his staff and manservants live in stunning surroundings and how much they love the King for it. Interesting reading, and it certainly sounds like a cool place to work, but not sadly reflective of anything that can be really recreated while we use our current economic system.

      Oh BTW, I might as well remind you that some say it's all built on a house of cards. Is it true? I don't know. Make up your own mind.

    3. Re:Open Source must strike back! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard of Red Hat having internships. I am pretty sure that big companies like IBM and Sun Microsystems (who seem to use Linux in some ways) probably have internships.

    4. Re:Open Source must strike back! by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Informative

      On your link, while he is technically right, Black Scholes is not the best method to value the type of options given to company employees. It looks much worse for other tech companies. Cisco is one of the biggest users of the blue chip tech companies. The problems with Black-Scholes, are largely that it over values these options which cannot be sold, and are very long term. Black-Scholes was developed to price market options which are mostly used by large stock traders to cheaply hedge a position or speculators to bet heavily on small movents in a stock's price, but most of the volume is in the 1-3 month range. Employee stock options are generally issued in the 1-10 year range. The model is extremely sensitive to the assumption of volatility, and in the past five years there has been a huge pick up in volatility which greatly increases the cost of these options.
      While options are being used by nearly every technology company to understate their employee cost, Microsoft is one of the more rational user of options. They generally buy back more shares than they issue with their current cash flow. Yes reform is coming, but it will take a very long time to get here.
      If you want more details on black sholes or options please feel free to email me.

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    5. Re:Open Source must strike back! by sheldon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Unfortunately, the real world is not such a utopia. The real world is what you get when the market economy actually works, as opposed to the computer industry, where it's been warped and twisted into a smoking pile of slag. "

      Huh?

      I've worked for about half a dozen Fortune 500 companies now, and every single one of them has offered perks similar to those from Microsoft. Tremendous access to technology, high pay, high bonuses, etc. etc.

      Not one of these companies were in the computer industry. One was mobile telecom, Three were financial(insurance or banking) and the last is a financial division of a automaker.

      "Open source and free software are about sharing the (intellectual) wealth around, making it available to anybody, not concentrating it in one place. It's a people thing."

      In other words, Open Source is about destroying wealth... or specifically about preventing those who create the intellectual property from profiting from it.

      It bothers me to see this, because I personally think tech people are extremely undervalued today for what value they bring to companies, even though we are relatively highly paid. Part of my perspective comes from working in finance industry where I routinely encounter people making 7 figure salaries for doing nothing more than offering opinions.

      These people love open source, because they can take *YOUR* work and use it to make more money. That way they can continue to have their 7 figure salary and not worry about sharing it with you.

      I just don't understand why this self-destructive behavior is so appealing to some people.

    6. Re:Open Source must strike back! by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      In other words, Open Source is about destroying wealth... or specifically about preventing those who create the intellectual property from profiting from it.

      That's confusing a lot of different economic concepts together. The first one is, "what is wealth?". There are quite a few definitions, let's take the simplest one. Wealth is how much money you have.

      Clearly however, if you produce a creative work (the term intellectual property has been generalised and loaded down, so i'll try and avoid using it), one that can be used in the process of making money, you have two options - either sell it, in which case you generate money for yourself but potentially remove the availability of that work for people who cannot or will not pay the price, or it can be given away for nothing, in which case anybody can use it.

      So, clearly we have two sides of the balance. The global wealth generated through the web is high. Large volumes of trade take place on it, both directly and indirectly, not to mention the benefits for society and culture as a whole. Most of the web runs on Apache. So, the global wealth generated by Apache is pretty high. If the creators of Apache had decided to sell it instead, clearly it wouldn't be as widely used, and so the wealth it generated would be far less. And today of course, many of those people are employed to hack on Apache (and were originally employed by ISPs etc to do so from the start), so they ended up receiving a slice of that global wealth as well.

      So, I don't think it's right to think of wealth in terms of only how much you directly earned from selling it. Wealth is more complicated than that.

      The second issue I have with your statement is that it's about preventing the creator from profiting from it. This is clearly untrue, see Cygnus Solutions, JBoss group Red Hat and so on for people who profit from (their knowledge of) free software. There are many other examples.

      Part of my perspective comes from working in finance industry where I routinely encounter people making 7 figure salaries for doing nothing more than offering opinions.

      I suggest you read the writings of Bernard Lietaers or George Soros. These former players are of the opinion that the worlds financial system is unsustainable, and that it's going to crash. These guys know what they're talking about, and I trust their opinions. If and when such a crash happens, overvalued opinions will be brought back into line with what they're actually worth. But anyway, that's OT.

      These people love open source, because they can take *YOUR* work and use it to make more money. That way they can continue to have their 7 figure salary and not worry about sharing it with you.

      Unfortunately not everything can be shared in this way. The software industry is sort of unusual in this respect, in that it's based on property rather than services. Everybody who writes free software knows that at some point, it'll probably be used in the persuit of profit. That's almost unavoidable.

      I just don't understand why this self-destructive behavior is so appealing to some people.

      Well a) because it's not self-destructive if you're smart about it, and b) because it seems the right thing to do. Just because it doesn't happen for everything in todays system, doesn't make it "less right".

    7. Re:Open Source must strike back! by Tord · · Score: 1
      In other words, Open Source is about destroying wealth... or specifically about preventing those who create the intellectual property from profiting from it.

      No, the wealth isn't destroyed, actually it is increased quite substantially since the generated code can find its way into and improve products where a more costly or less adaptive alternative wouldn't fit. But you don't see that so easily since this isn't piled up by the developer, but more evenly spread among all those who benefit from it. With other words, Open Source is about creating more wealth and spreading it more evenly, just like the original poster said.

      It bothers me to see this, because I personally think tech people are extremely undervalued today for what value they bring to companies, even though we are relatively highly paid.

      Are we? It's quite easy to overvalue your own contribution. There are quite many companies where the factory worker believes they should be paid more since they are doing all the work, the sales and marketing people because its their skills that lets the company put a slightly higher price-tag than some competitors with identical products, the sysadmin because the whole company is depending on him etc. Just because the technological progress has made it possible for the company to do certain improvements and savings, doesn't mean that the people assigned to implement those should be given the majority of what that brings in. They would have been worth nothing if other scientists before them had not made those improvements possible in the first place or the company wouldn't have had people producing or selling the products.

      These people love open source, because they can take *YOUR* work and use it to make more money. That way they can continue to have their 7 figure salary and not worry about sharing it with you.

      Sure, that's what they believe and what motivates them, but in a working market economy they can only do that for a short time period until their competitors do the same thing. So, in the end it all just goes towards producing more for less and we all benefit. The material wealth we enjoy today is just the result of the above scheme repeated over more than a hundred years, combined with some lawmaking designed to make it spread somewhat evenly.

    8. Re:Open Source must strike back! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It's a people thing.

      Sadly, Richard Stallman has tried to destroy the sense of "community" he envisioned when he created the idea of GNU's Free Software philosophy. When an outsider named Linus Torvalds created Linux and displaced RMS's Hurd OS, RMS became jealous, and exhibited the kind of insecure jealousy that usually breaks up idealistic hippie communnes.

      If you see RMS in person, ask him the question: "Mr. Stallman, what do you think about Linux?"

      Can anybody here predict what his answer would be?

    9. Re:Open Source must strike back! by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > I suggest you read the writings of Bernard Lietaers or George Soros. These former players are of the opinion that the worlds financial system is unsustainable, and that it's going to crash. These guys know what they're talking about, and I trust their opinions. If and when such a crash happens, overvalued opinions will be brought back into line with what they're actually worth. But anyway, that's OT.

      Or, now that they've made their money, they would now like to make sure nobody else can play the game.

      To bring this back on topic - Soros pontificating on how he'd like to remake world financial markets reminds me an awful lot of how Bill Gates Sr. would like to tax away all/most of Bill Gates Jr.'s wealth upon Jr's demise, because "nobody should have that much money". (Gee, Papa Gates, if you and your kid really believe that "nobody should have that much money", why hasn't your son been selling off his stock holdings and giving the money to the US Treasury :-)

      If it takes $100M to start a company, you can bet your ass that Bill Gates Sr. and Jr. would be overjoyed by a system that taxes, say, 90% of someone's wealth at death.

      Under such a system, only families like the Gates family would be able to pass on a fortunes big enough to start new businesses, while pissants who were only able to save up $50M in their lives would only pass on $5M, rendering them harmless.

    10. Re:Open Source must strike back! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It is ***GNU/LINUX***!!!"

      Or something like that...

    11. Re:Open Source must strike back! by toopc · · Score: 1
      Good idea, but Linus is not rich, Billy is.

      Linux is a multi millionaire. That qualifies as rich as far as I'm concerned.

      Sure Bill Gates is richer, but you can rest assured that Linus could easily afford to throw one hell of a barbecue if he felt like it.

  7. great employer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My wife worked at Microsoft for a couple of years, and they are a GREAT employer. In terms of corporate culture they really rock.

    Their raises are always above average, their stock options used to rock (the stock has flatlined for the past 2 years, but before that it went up something like 50-75% ever year).

    They have volleyball courts, stand-up video games in almost every hallway, pizza parties, great hardware to play with, great buildings, nice walking/jogging paths right near campus.

    And everyone there LOVES Microsoft. They love being part of an org that's in the forefront of technology.

    It's pretty amazing to see.

    Anyone who hasn't should read Microserfs. While it may not be based on a true life story, it definitely captures the essence of Microsoft.

    1. Re:great employer by gricholson75 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's kinda like working for Apple, minus the personal humiliation by Steve Jobs.

    2. Re:great employer by InsaneCreator · · Score: 1

      This explains why they don't spend enough time on making (some of) their products secure enough to be used by a sane person. :)

    3. Re:great employer by BC+Guy · · Score: 1
      So if it's such a great place to work, and they're woo'ing all of the best intern material, WHY do they continue to produce such crap code?!?

      Is there no accountability for quality?
      Really - I keep hearing how MS is skimming the best and brightest from the nation's talent pool... Based on the software releases I've seen, it looks more like culling to me.

    4. Re:great employer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha so funny! Hahaha I get it because micro$oft sucks bill gates is the devil windows crashes all the time open source is the messiah

    5. Re:great employer by chthon · · Score: 1

      I think that the real bright people know find out soon enough that MS software is not worth anything. It is the layer just underneath them that gets employed by MS : those that know how to program, but are more attracted to how things look, than to how things work.

    6. Re:great employer by luzrek · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I don't doubt that Microsoft is a great employer. However I'ld be very worried about how the company will treat its employees in the future. I don't mean intentional neglect, but what will end up happening when the company starts to shrink (or even stablize). The two products M$ makes money on (windows and office) are already near 100% market share, so the only growth possible is from people buying new computes. In addition, Microsoft's two flagship products are now starting to experience increased competition (OSS + SUN + China + India). In the past, when other US companies have been in this situation their workers get stuck holding the bag. Look at Bethlehem Steel. At one point they employed 300,000 people and was a dominate force in the worldwide steel market. When they went bankrupt last year they had less than 3000 workers trying to support the pentions and health benefits of 75000 retirees. The US airline business is experiencing similar problems.

      I'ld guess that the perks you see now, and those for the interns are probably designed specifically to foster "love" for Microsoft so when the company has to start cutting real benefits their employees will stay loyal.

      BTW. If everyone in an area has above average income, the cost of living goes up pretty dramatically and vice versa. Where I live there are lots of students and state workers. As a graduate student I've been able to buy a house. I doubt that the $100,000 a year accountants in Pallo Alto have been able to buy a house.

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    7. Re:great employer by shadow303 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When things get tight, I am sure those perks will be the first to go. During the big economic boom, the company I work for was constantly trying to find interesting perks to offer us, but now that things aren't going as well, they have stopped looking for new perks and have taken away some of the ones they added.

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    8. Re:great employer by Alomex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So if it's such a great place to work, and they're woo'ing all of the best intern material, WHY do they continue to produce such crap code?!?

      Do they really or is it just a urban myth?

      People used to complain about how buggy IE was, but when finally Netscape's code was released for Mozilla turned out it was no better. So much so that Mozilla had to discard Netscape's code.

      Another example, in 1994 I was routinely using a Mac, and it would crash ever one or two hours (cooperative multitasking anyone?). Back then you could read anywhere how bad an unstable Win 3.1 was, but you'd never hear a peep from the Apple camp.

    9. Re:great employer by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2, Funny

      And knowing that what you work on will be used by more than 15 people worldwide

    10. Re:great employer by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Heh. You're confusing MS developers with Java programmers.

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    11. Re:great employer by LibertineR · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It is a total myth.

      The point is that there are so many more people using Microsoft software than anything else that it is natural to have so many complaints. If that garbage that Netscape put out for years had approached hundreds of millions of users, geeks might have torched the Mountain View campus for all the effing bugs.

      You also are dealing with a bunch of stupid zero-sum idiots who think that a dollar that Gates has, is a dollar that they dont. There is crappy code everywhere, not just at Microsoft.

    12. Re:great employer by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      Mediocre code, let me count the ways...

      Ever hear anything good said about MFC? What about ATL? How about their OLE implementation?
      Have you ever heard what the Samba people have to say about Window's file and printer sharing protocol?
      Here are my favorite quotes by Jeremy Allison (Samba Team) about the Windows network printing protocol:
      "The implementation is APPALING",
      "The implementers did not understand network protocols. At All."
      and, "The print subsystem looks like it was cobbled together by sophomore (1st year) CS students"
      What about their buggy Kerberos implementation where they sometimes publish bogus OIDs?

      There are many more such examples...

    13. Re:great employer by Watcher · · Score: 1

      People used to complain about how buggy IE was, but when finally Netscape's code was released for Mozilla turned out it was no better. So much so that Mozilla had to discard Netscape's code.

      I really wouldn't hold up Netscape as any sort of an example for good software development, unless you're trying to show people how software shouldn't be developed by a business. Their model of letting the user base do most of the testing (with their continuous stream of beta and "stable" releases), combined with their habit of scotch taping features into the code wherever it seemed to work, resulted in a less than stellar code base. In some ways its amazing that they managed to keep the code stable for as long as they did.

    14. Re:great employer by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Ever hear anything good said about MFC? What about ATL? How about their OLE implementation?

      Actually, Miguel de Icaza of gnome fame speaks highly of OLE... but that is besides my point.

      I'd never argue that M$ puts out quality code. My point is that M$ code is crappy but no worse than that put out by competitors.

      This is based on my use of several different platforms during the day (Unix, Linux, Apple, WinXP/2K) as well as software from many different manufacturers. Microsoft products do not stand out as being particularly more crash prone compared than the rest.

      p.s. In fact currently the only piece of software that currently stands out as particularly buggy is my beta version of Mozilla 1.3b, which is quite understandable....

    15. Re:great employer by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      microsoft also gets a lot of money from support. that's where a lot of the money lies, not just teh sale of their products, because if that were true, they'd lose a lot of money to pirates. so just because they have 100% market share doesn't mean they'll never continue to gain money. look at their products. each new one costs a lot more than the old one. winxp is really pricey, even teh upgrades for it are pricey. i don't see microsoft losing money or stopping the gain of money anytime soon unless someone comes out with this kickass product that'll change our lives completely (but that sounds like the segway and that hasn't changed life, nor will it).

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    16. Re:great employer by luzrek · · Score: 1
      According to this sec filing Microsoft gets pretty much all its money from Operating Systems and its Office Suite and pretty much looses money on everything else. These are the two areas where they have a 90%+ market share so they cannot sell any more units unless people buy more computers. Their stock valuation was heavily influenced by the assumption of 20% growth every year. The only way MS can do this is to increase the price of these products, which they cannot do for the same reason OPEC tries to keep the price of oil between $25 and $30 a barrel. If the price goes to high people start to look around for alternatives. MS will continue to sell copies of Windows and Office, but not at a rate which will justify their valuation or maintain their profits.

      Besides, despite what you may think OSS is really hurting MS's plans. It has completely blocked their move into high end business computing (where the real money is), and consumer level OSS products directly threaten MSs profit centers. Open Office is a direct threat to Office (and runs on Windows). GNU/Linux seems to be making serious inroads in the home market (and don't forget it is the official operating system of China).

      Microsoft won't last the 300 years of the slave trading corporations of the 16th century, and it certainly won't die anytime soon, but it won't take too long before they arn't so flush with cash (especially since it claims to be holding onto it's $43 Billion cash reserve to fend off future lawsuits).

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    17. Re:great employer by g4dget · · Score: 1
      My wife worked at Microsoft for a couple of years, and they are a GREAT employer. In terms of corporate culture they really rock.

      And that surprises you? Of course, an organization that makes that much profit treats its employees nicely. Even the most cut-throat Wall St. firms treat their employees to all sorts of perks. Why not? It's peanuts compared to the money that comes in.

      And everyone there LOVES Microsoft. They love being part of an org that's in the forefront of technology.

      And which organization would that be?

      (the stock has flatlined for the past 2 years, but before that it went up something like 50-75% ever year).

      And there is little reason to believe that MS stock will resume its spectacular growth. From now on, it will be just another big company. Right now, it's still very profitable, but that will also decline over time.

  8. my internship by NotTheAntiChrist · · Score: 2, Funny

    well.. i worked on open source in college.. $11 an hour... But I can sleep at night :P

    1. Re:my internship by NotTheAntiChrist · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah. but I don't have a job now. maybe I SHOULD have worked for Emporer Palpatine..

    2. Re:my internship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at MS and I can sleep at night too...on a matress filled with bricks of cash.

    3. Re:my internship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i worked for MS for a while. now i don't have to.

  9. IWW Preamble! by cmdr_shithead · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The working class and the employing class have nothing in common. There can be no peace so long as hunger and want are found among millions of the working people and the few, who make up the employing class, have all the good things of life.

    Between these two classes a struggle must go on until the workers of the world organize as a class, take possession of the means of production, abolish the wage system, and live in harmony with the Earth.

    We find that the centering of the management of industries into fewer and fewer hands makes the trade unions unable to cope with the ever growing power of the employing class. The trade unions foster a state of affairs which allows one set of workers to be pitted against another set of workers in the same industry, thereby helping defeat one another in wage wars. Moreover, the trade unions aid the employing class to mislead the workers into the belief that the working class have interests in common with their employers.

    These conditions can be changed and the interest of the working class upheld only by an organization formed in such a way that all its members in any one industry, or in all industries if necessary, cease work whenever a strike or lockout is on in any department thereof, thus making an injury to one an injury to all.

    Instead of the conservative motto, "A fair day's wage for a fair day's work," we must inscribe on our banner the revolutionary watchword, "Abolition of the wage system."

    It is the historic mission of the working class to do away with capitalism. The army of production must be organized, not only for everyday struggle with capitalists, but also to carry on production when capitalism shall have been overthrown. By organizing industrially we are forming the structure of the new society within the shell of the old.

  10. Sorry but... by awx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...I don't see the problem. If it's secure paid work in these times, who cares? Hell, i'd do it.

    "Oh no, a company is going to great lengths to make itself appear enticing to prospective employees".

    Let me break it to you: These are hard times we are living in. A job is just a job. You earn your shit from 9-5 and get out of there, it's what you do to pay the bills so that you don't sit at home twiddling your knob all day bored out of your skull, so that you can afford a roof, to eat, and buy funky cool things.

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    1. Re:Sorry but... by Zayin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let me break it to you: These are hard times we are living in. A job is just a job. You earn your shit from 9-5 and get out of there, it's what you do to pay the bills so that you don't sit at home twiddling your knob all day bored out of your skull, so that you can afford a roof, to eat, and buy funky cool things.

      Let me break it to you: Morale is not something you can just throw away when the going gets tough. (And no, I'm not saying that there exists such a thing as an absolute morale, I'm talking about your personal morale.) A job is not "just a job", it is something you choose to do. What you do during work hours matters, just as much as what you do during your spare time. Having a hard time is the only true test of your own morale.

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    2. Re:Sorry but... by micromoog · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Morale is not something you can just throw away when the going gets tough. (And no, I'm not saying that there exists such a thing as an absolute morale, I'm talking about your personal morale.)

      I believe the word you're looking for is morality. From what I hear, morale is consistently pretty high at Microsoft.

    3. Re:Sorry but... by Zayin · · Score: 1

      I believe the word you're looking for is morality. From what I hear, morale [reference.com] is consistently pretty high at Microsoft.

      Yes, you are absolutely right. English is not my native language. Sorry about that, but I hope you got the point anyway.

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    4. Re:Sorry but... by superflex · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A job is not "just a job", it is something you choose to do

      Do you live a sheltered life or what? Do you know how many people work shit jobs that they hate because they have no choice? Don't throw any "you can do anything you set your mind to" bullshit at me. That's just naive. The simple fact of the matter is, there are lots of people who do not derive any personal satisfaction from their jobs, and probably never will.

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    5. Re:Sorry but... by Zayin · · Score: 1

      Do you live a sheltered life or what?

      No, I've had my fair share of hard times.

      Do you know how many people work shit jobs that they hate because they have no choice?

      No, please enlighten me. You say that they "have no choice". Does that mean that they would be dead if they chose to leave that job? You're saying that people have no choice. That's bullshit. Even dying is a choice.

      Don't throw any "you can do anything you set your mind to" bullshit at me.

      Could you please point out exactly where I said such a thing?

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    6. Re:Sorry but... by Psiren · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you know how many people work shit jobs that they hate because they have no choice?

      Lots, but they're probably all fat lazy bastards. You can do anything you want to within reason, assuming you're not a complete moron. The trouble is it may take a lot of unpleasant hard graft to get there, and a lot of people just don't bother. Like many, I went through higher education and University to get where I am today. I'm still paying off my loans, but I'm where I want to be. To be honest, I had it pretty easy, there are plenty of others who've gone through far worse to get where they want.

    7. Re:Sorry but... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 0

      Your a bit mentally deficient if you expect people to actually choose death over working for a propietary software company. They may SAY they will, but their actions will LOUDLY speak otherwise.

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    8. Re:Sorry but... by unicron · · Score: 4, Funny

      sit at home twiddling your knob all day bored out of your skull


      Maybe you're doing it wrong, because personally I'm NEVER bored twiddling my knob.

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    9. Re:Sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over the last year I've donated my money and time to local charities.
      I've given blood.
      I take a bus to work because I care about the environment, and every year I clean up trash on the Oregon coast.
      I'm a paying member of the EFF.
      And I am a Microsoft employee.
      I work on the Office development team, and my job is to speak with customers everyday and make sure that we are building the best software we can for them.

      You may consider me immoral, but I think that pales in comparison to a person that posts ignorant and bigoted comments on a website.

    10. Re:Sorry but... by Zayin · · Score: 1

      Your a bit mentally deficient if you expect people to actually choose death over working for a propietary software company. They may SAY they will, but their actions will LOUDLY speak otherwise.

      The point is: I don't expect people to do that, but I'm so tired of hearing people saying they have no choice. You always have a choice. Saying you don't just shows an unwillingness to take responsibility for your own actions.

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    11. Re:Sorry but... by metlin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And just how is working for Microsoft immoral?

      Because they behave just like how every other big multinational corporation would? Look at HP. Look at Enron. Look at Worldcom. Compare them with Microsoft. Each and every one of them has done much the same deeds as Microsoft, and have been responsible for the demise of smaller companies as well as people losing their jobs.

      Hell, they know what they're up against in the industry and produce workarounds. Just because you disagree with them hardly makes them immoral, my friend.

      As if Netscape would have donated all their profits and all their wealth to the world so that people live happily ever after? For all you know they would have done much the same thing. Get over it, its competition. Its got nothing to do with whats right or whats wrong. Its business.

      Hell, if Microsoft is gonna make billions and if even a significant percentage of that money goes towards charity, I say more power to them. Look at half the people running multinational corps across the world. How much do they spend against fighting AIDS, Cancer or poverty? Just look at how much the "much hated" Gates has donated, and has designated for donation. Go ahead, compare.

      See, Microsoft may have been a company that has done a few questionable deeds, but that's just a part of business. Pfizer sells life saving drugs at ridiculous prices in the poorest parts of the world, without even spending a fraction of the costs in manufacturing them. Don't give me that crap about R&D, look at the annual figures - a fraction of the profits are spent on R&D. A company that makes 8 Billion a quarter spends 1/8th of it on R&D. Its not software that we're talking about here, its LIFE!

      Software, technology etc are all nice and cool, but calling working for a company whose principles you disagree with immoral is ridiculous.

      Something I choose to do? I would much rather work for a company like Microsoft, make lots of money and spend it on charity than work on Opensource software getting paid next to nothing and live a life of hypocrisy believing that some mere lines of code are somehow miraculously going to change this world.

      I would much rather have a "non-hard life", earn, live happily and use that money to adopt a few kids whose lives I will change.

      Yes, I like Opensource. It is a tool, a movement. Nothing more. But taking it to preposterous degrees and dubbing everything else immoral, unethical and the like is outright stupid.

      I did not mean to offend you, but sometimes this almost fanatical attitude by a lot of Opensource evangelists is what disgusts me.

    12. Re:Sorry but... by oops · · Score: 1

      Amen.

    13. Re:Sorry but... by WNight · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, but it's not an open-source issues. It's all about how important your personal morality is. I've quit jobs because the company was breaking the law and hurting people in a way that I wouldn't do. By working there, I felt that I was contributing to that, and parlty guilty for the losses of the innocent people being bilked. That wasn't even a computer company, no open source, no Microsoft, nothing but dishonest people stealing from innocent customers.

      What offends me is your attitude that there's nothing more important than a comfortable income. To the point that you'd work for Enron, or Microsoft. You're right that Microsoft is no worse than Enron, they're exactly the same. It's an old tired story, but Microsoft has broken many laws. If they weren't as rich as they are they'd have been smacked by the courts. As is, they've merely destroyed the livelihood of thousands of people whose only crime was to want to run their own company and develop their own products.

      The worst part of white-collar crime is that it's socially acceptable. Nobody would associate with a car thief at a cocktail party, but the lawyer that represented the thief even though he knew they were still in business. Nobody would associate with someone who rigged a software product to make it appear that a competitors product was defective and lied in court about it, but it's okay to work for this person or buy stock in his company and profit from his crimes?

      That's sick.

    14. Re:Sorry but... by WNight · · Score: 1

      I agree. You hear everyone preaching personal responsibility when the story is about someone addicted to Everquest, yet when the story turns to one of morality in business...

      "I have no choice, I needed the money..."

      It's never to make sure their kids have food or clothing, it's to make sure they make the payments on the beemer, or the expensive house. It's never to send money to their poor overseas family, it's to allow them a luxurious life.

      What gets me is that we wouldn't accept this from a car thief but we accept it from white collar criminals, or those who don't actually commit the crime but profit from it.

      The people who lost everything because MS stole their product, or subtly rigged windows to lie about their product, didn't have any choice. Yet, working for MS (or Enron, or whatever) is okay because "I don't have any choice". Bullshit.

      You're responsible for yourself. If you wouldn't accept "I didn't have any choice" from the druggie who mugged you for his next fix, don't give it to us as justification for mugging the industry for your next fix.

    15. Re:Sorry but... by dimator · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I agree with you. Two or three years ago, if you'd ask me if I would ever take a job at MS, I would respond hell no. But with the world the way it is now, to be picky is to be out of a job.

      I think I read this in /. a long time ago: if you've sold out by 20, you have no heart. if you haven't sold out by 30, you have no brain.

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    16. Re:Sorry but... by WNight · · Score: 1

      Over the last year I've donated my money and time to local charities.
      I've given blood.
      I take a bus to work because I care about the environment, and every year I clean up trash on the Oregon coast.
      I'm a paying member of the EFF.
      I'm at a telemarketing agency.
      I work on the lead development team, and my job is to speak with people everyday and make sure we're building a list of gullible old ladies to scam.

      You may consider me immoral, but I think that pales in comparison to a person that posts ignorant and bigoted comments on a website.

      Oh, sorry, isn't that what you said? You asked us to absolve you from all responsibility for the crimes commited by the company you work for, because you gave some blood?

    17. Re:Sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then don't flame the guy when you don't even fucking understand what he's saying!

      In any case, you too will take your morale (and yes, even morality) and shove it where the sun don't shine when you're 2 months behind on your rent and MS is the only place that's hireing.

    18. Re:Sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, it's the old truism all over again: it's just business, nothing personal. You do whatever you can to pay the bills and live a life you want.

    19. Re:Sorry but... by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

      A job is just a job. You earn your shit from 9-5 and get out of there, it's what you do to pay the bills so that you don't sit at home twiddling your knob all day

      in your case, you might want to consider prostitution. you have more flexiable hours, be able to pay your bills, AND sit at home twiddling your knob all day (but when you're a prostitute, you wouldnt need to.. unless you look like a sterotypical programmer.... ;)

      since you're going to sell your soul anyway, why not sell your body - at least when you sell your body, you get to benefit the ones that buy your product! :)

    20. Re:Sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What offends me is your attitude that there's nothing more important than a comfortable income. To the point that you'd work for Enron, or Microsoft. "

      There are a few things more important than comfortable income to most people. That is having a roof over your head, the ability to feed your family, which all have to do with having a comfortable income. And unless you were breaking laws directly through your job then I'm sure you would do the same in that situation.

      And comparing Microsoft to Enron.. wasn't it Enron who faked all kinds of reports and tax filings to hide cash, or waited for certain power crises' to make cash off states, while in the end fucking over their employees (and customers). Seems to me Microsoft tries more to take care of their employees.. but I guess that doesn't matter - they are MS, they are worse than the devil right?

    21. Re:Sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you don't yet understand is how much of your success is just LUCK. And if you continue to be lucky you never will.

    22. Re:Sorry but... by Starrider · · Score: 1

      The worst part of white-collar crime is that it's socially acceptable. Nobody would associate with a car thief at a cocktail party, but the lawyer that represented the thief even though he knew they were still in business.

      Heaven forbid we have lawyers to represent us when we are accused of a crime. I guess we should all shun criminal attorneys because the "know about crime" in your words...

      That's sick
      No what is sick is you intolerance to fair justice and how we need attorneys to protect us. You say that MS "lied in court about it", since w hen was MS convicted of perjury? I that is your opinion please state so, otherwise its just libel.

    23. Re:Sorry but... by WNight · · Score: 1

      We need criminal attorneys, we don't need scuzz buckets who continually represent people they know are going to re-offend.

      Once again, what's sick is people like you who think it's okay to profit from crime as long as you aren't actually the guy with the gun.

      As for MS lying in court, do you remember when they faked up the video that showed the slow unstable computer, after IE had been removed? It was shown that they faked that up. They didn't mislabel another video, they didn't mistakenly videotape the wrong computer. They intentionally faked removing IE and then faked problems on the computer to make it look as if IE was required. It was shown in that trial that the order to do so had come down from management but because of the diffuculty in proving and prosecuting perjury, the issue was dropped.

      But, the order was given, the video was faked. Video don't fake themselves and no low-level employee is going to decide to do this on his own.

    24. Re:Sorry but... by WNight · · Score: 1

      Enron took good care of their employees. Right up until the end. Who can say what MS would do?

      Your tired "You'll say MS is so bad, no matter what," line is incredibly ignorant. MS is a criminal company whose management has shown time and again that they are willing to put other companies out of business through fraud (DR Dos, etc). I not old enough to have seen the AT&T anti-trust trials, I don't invest much so Enron didn't personally affect me. I am a computer programmer though and I interact with other computer people. I have seen a lot of people hurt by MS's actions.

      I also read the news and I see things like the BSA and Trustworthy computing, both of which indicate that Microsoft is continuing in the same fashion. Outright lies backed up with armies of lawyers.

      If you don't want to hear people bash Microsoft, I suggest you start hanging out in a society of Albanian goat-herders. They probably haven't had the experiences that most Slashdot readers have.

    25. Re:Sorry but... by Starrider · · Score: 1

      We need criminal attorneys, we don't need scuzz buckets who continually represent people they know are going to re-offend.
      So a repeat offender isn't entitled to good representation?: Heaven forbig that person get a fair trial let's just whisk him off to prison. No matter how many times you have gone to jail, you are STILL entitled to a fair trial.

      Once again, what's sick is people like you who think it's okay to profit from crime as long as you aren't actually the guy with the gun.
      The lawyer isn't profiting from the crime. The lawyer is profiting from giving consel and representing his/her client to the best of their abilities. You aren't profiting from a crime simply by representing a guilty person! A guilty person needs good representation too, that way when that person is convicted we know they had every opportunity to prove their innocence.

      What is really sick is how you have perverted the justice system into your own personal vendetta against "criminals". Prior bad acts do not make a person guilty, and in the vast majority of the time, they aren't even admissable.

      And as far as Microsoft "lying" in court? They were never even charged with perjury. The example you cite was a contempt of court which was overturned on appeal. It's obvious you cannot think rationally, and believe people are guilty even before conviction (or even idictment).

      I hope that if you are ever accused of a crime you can find a good attorney, who won't buy into this "profiting from a crime" BS and refuse represent you. Did you ever steal something when you were growing up? Look, that makes you a repeat offender, and therefore you shouldn't get to have a good lawyer, because all good lawyers who represent repeat offenders "profit from crime."

      What nonsense.

    26. Re:Sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with everything you say, except the part about Microsoft and Enron. While Microsoft is certainly a rather unpleasant entity, Enron actually killed people.

    27. Re:Sorry but... by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      Morality doesn't hold a candle to food on my plate.

      Granted, I'd do my best to maintain my morals while keeping myself and my family fed, but if its a choice between morals and survival, fuck morals...(some situations when it comes to defending someone are exceptions of course)

    28. Re:Sorry but... by WNight · · Score: 1

      Oh yawn. Quit your drivel. There's a difference between representing accused criminals and making a business of defending people you know are not only guilty, but will offend again.

      As for the microsoft thing, they did fake evidence. It was never prosecuted, but they still displayed a take that was obviously faked. Did they "accidentaly" fake it? Or rather, is it more likely that they simply weren't charged because it would have been almost impossible to find the actual people in charge of that decision?

      There are many times you know a crime was committed but you're unable to prove who did it. The standard B movie fare is an example; the lights go out and someone is shot. This time though, Microsoft was the only one in the room.

      Combine that with all of their crimes they have been convicted of (or argued down to settling out of court) and it establishes a pretty clear pattern.

    29. Re:Sorry but... by Starrider · · Score: 1

      Oh yawn. Quit your drivel. There's a difference between representing accused criminals and making a business of defending people you know are not only guilty, but will offend again.
      Drivel? The point here is there is NO difference. For starters, are you psychic? How can you *KNOW* they will do it again? I suppose those people don't get a fair trial because they can't get a good lawyer?

      There are many times you know a crime was committed but you're unable to prove who did it. The standard B movie fare is an example; the lights go out and someone is shot. This time though, Microsoft was the only one in the room.
      If you can't prove they did it, you can't possibly know they committed the crime. To hell with civili liberties! They are GUILTY DAMMIT! We aren't going to let a good lawyer defend them because then they would be profiting from the crime. So much for due process and the presumption of innocence. You, the almighty slashdot poster, have pronounced them guilty, along with the lawyers who represent them! People like you and your vigilante justice system make John Ashcroft and the Patriot Act the most civil rights minded things in the world.

      Your arrogance toward what you deem "criminals" is more than disturbing. Forget process of law, if you "know they will offend again" lock them away and don't give them any rights.

      Pardon my "drivel" for pointing out that the Constitution and due process do not fit in with you skewed view of the world.

  11. Disco by Zayin · · Score: 1

    One of the offices, for instance, has a mountain scene painted on the wall. Another has red walls and a disco ball.

    Disco ball? Please don't tell me that's one of the DISCO developers...

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  12. Microserfs?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that came to the conclusion that unless you were inner circle your were a temping sh*t?

  13. Imagine that by skroz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Imagine that... a well paid internship with one of the world's largest companies, lots of perks, a pretty good chance of a permanent position with said megacorp, great perks, AND a catered lunch?

    Yeah, I wouldn't take that position. That would be fucking stupid.

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  14. Isn't an internship at MS a career killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Considering what they make their customers sign for a *tiny* bit of insider information, I can't imagine what they'd make an insider sign. And what happens to 55 to 70 percent of interns that don't get hired?

    I'm not sure I'd like to see "Interned for Microsoft" on a resume...it probably wouldn't be worth the legal hassle.

    1. Re:Isn't an internship at MS a career killer? by CmdrSanity · · Score: 5, Informative

      Considering what they make their customers sign for a *tiny* bit of insider information, I can't imagine what they'd make an insider sign.
      Well if you really want to know, I have an MS offer packet sitting in front of me. All the "scary" stuff is spelled out in a 3 page employee agreement. Here's a summary of the points:
      1. Employee will not interfere \w MS's business interests or engage in activity that will interfere \w job performance.
      2. Employment is terminable at will, by either party.
      3. Nondisclosure agreement.
      4. MS owns all copyrights developed during an employee's period of employment.
      5. MS owns all inventions developed during an employee's period of employment, unless it was developed on employees own time, does not relate to MS business, and is not derivative of work done at MS.
      6. Employees must declare all owned intellectual property\inventions\copyrights before employment.
      7. Employment at MS must not infringe upon agreements \w prior employers.
      8. Employee must return all materials\documents provided by MS.
      9.One-year non-compete\non-solicitation clause.
      10. At termination, MS can withhold money from employees to pay debts owed to the company for advances, overpayments, and company store.
      11. MS is not responsible for loss of personal property.
      12. Violation of any of the previous will be prosecuted if necessary.
      13. MS will not pay attorney's fees if court proceedings are brought begun and they are related tot he employee agreement.
      14. This agreement is governed by all applicable laws of the state of Washington, yada yada yada.

      Sorry, it's pretty standard and boring.

    2. Re:Isn't an internship at MS a career killer? by ggeens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Short answer: no.

      If you do sign an NDA as part of a job contract, it expires as soon as your job assignment ends. You are free to use whatever knowledge you have inside your head. (Taking along actual source code with you is another matter. In that case, you are actually employed, and the NDA is in effect.)

      (IANAL, so don't take this as legal advice.)

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    3. Re:Isn't an internship at MS a career killer? by Junta · · Score: 1

      Yes, standard, but considering Microsoft's propensity in pursuing legal action, the agreements bring about a bit more fear to a potential employer. Even after one year if that person went over to a competitor and that competitor soon after released a product very similar to an MS product, I would think that MS may try a bit harder to punish the company that hired the employee, though the employee is no longer in violation of his agreement.

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    4. Re:Isn't an internship at MS a career killer? by DavidYaw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      9.One-year non-compete\non-solicitation clause.

      One year non-compete with MS? Since MS is involved in just about everything, wouldn't this prevent working for most companies in the computer industry?

    5. Re:Isn't an internship at MS a career killer? by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      Please. if working for NSA isn't a career killer, working for Microsoft can't be.

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    6. Re:Isn't an internship at MS a career killer? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Serious question: how practical is it to track the subsequent careers of everyone who ever worked at M$? If they're a high-profile coder, maybe, but average everyday programmers? IOW, how would M$ even *know* if Joe-Average Coder later went to work for RedHat?

      [tinfoil hat] By the locator chip they implanted in his brain, of course. [/tinfoil hat]

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    7. Re:Isn't an internship at MS a career killer? by jmd82 · · Score: 1

      Not really...Those non-competitive clauses are usually not as broad as MS would lead to you to believe and aren't the easiest in the world to enforce. Plus, one year is very much standard for work like that or pretty much any professional job where you could give "trade secrets" to another company. That, though, is the main reason behing the 1 year clause...They don't want you going over to Apple and using MS's ideas or stealing their customers. In other lines of work, I've found they won't harass you as long as you stay away from their intellectual property and customers.

    8. Re:Isn't an internship at MS a career killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare a non-compete from the NSA versus a non-compete from MS.

    9. Re:Isn't an internship at MS a career killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt an NDA would terminate upon termination of employment. NDA's for employment are usually done to protect trade secrets and prevent unfair competition. Unfortunately, MS competes all over the IT spectrum and a programmer would be limited as to which field he could go.

    10. Re:Isn't an internship at MS a career killer? by jbrians · · Score: 1

      Good point. In practice, these are nearly unenforeable. MS doesn't even try to enforce unless you go do something directly related the job you were doing at MS (i.e. you go from Windows Media Player to RealNetworks player).
      -Brian

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  15. Ah, but at that barbecue... by kahei · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...when you ask Bill to share the sauce, he makes you sign an NDA. Heck, I've even heard he refuses to *open* the sauce.

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    1. Re:Ah, but at that barbecue... by bezza · · Score: 1
      That is honestly the wittiest and funniest things I have ever read. Well done...

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    2. Re:Ah, but at that barbecue... by TopShelf · · Score: 1
      But then again, too many cooks spoil the sauce, so for a barbecue, that's probably the way to go.

      Can you imagine a cookout that tries to make "open sauce," which tries to accomodate the tastes of the whole group? Blech...

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    3. Re:Ah, but at that barbecue... by Tony-A · · Score: 2, Informative

      Can you imagine a cookout that tries to make "open sauce," which tries to accomodate the tastes of the whole group?
      You've got that one backwards. A lot of different Open Sauces, and you know what's in each one of them. Microsoft is trying to make one closed sauce for everybody and God only knows what's in it.

    4. Re:Ah, but at that barbecue... by kahei · · Score: 1


      Well, it worked for McDonalds.

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    5. Re:Ah, but at that barbecue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I don't think he's strong enough to do it. Plus, he's got Smithers...er, Stevie Balmer, to do all the hard work for him now.

    6. Re:Ah, but at that barbecue... by mgs1000 · · Score: 1
      Can you imagine what the EULA is on his BBQ sauce?

      By opening this jar you agree...

    7. Re:Ah, but at that barbecue... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Microsoft is trying to make one closed sauce for everybody and God only knows what's in it.

      Oh, so you probably work there, eh? I didn't realize the public knew that Bill required people to call him 'God'.
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    8. Re:Ah, but at that barbecue... by ev0l · · Score: 1

      "You've got that one backwards. A lot of different Open Sauces, and you know what's in each one of them. Microsoft is trying to make one closed sauce for everybody and God only knows what's in it."

      The problem with Open sauce is that you must first ./configure and make before you can eat.

    9. Re:Ah, but at that barbecue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys are all gayer than gay.

    10. Re:Ah, but at that barbecue... by vandelais · · Score: 1

      Not only is the sauce 'closed', but you can only use it on the famous "Jobs Kabobs".

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    11. Re:Ah, but at that barbecue... by hal200 · · Score: 2, Funny

      With apologies to the late Frank Herbert, it's obviously because, "He who controls The Sauce controls the Universe."

      Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

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    12. Re:Ah, but at that barbecue... by javaaddikt · · Score: 1

      You mawkin' us from tha sath?

  16. Work at Micro$oft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You know its not a bad job to work at Micro$oft, they are big and they are the leader on the desktop and has been so for a long time. I wouldnt myself like the idea to be working for them, but they got alot of brigt people, and I bet it can be real fun to work with those people. I do prefere that I can use a Linux desktop and program Java running on Unix boxes.. But thats maybe not for everyone.

  17. What's the big deal? by pyroteknix · · Score: 2, Insightful
    To be totally honest, I don't really see the point of this article at all. We all know that Microsoft do internships, we all know that they have a ton of money to throw at it, and we all know that they're damn hard to get into.

    The original article really doesn't tell us a lot that we don't already know. It seems to be there to plug Microsoft and their internship program.

    On the other hand, an interesting point is bought up about smaller companies not being able to afford internships in periods of economic downturn. Does this mean that Microsoft, who are still recruiting strongly as ever, have an even better chance of picking up the cream of the crop? Of course... It makes perfect business sense, doesn't it? What I'd like to hear about are other, smaller companies and their recruiting schemes.

    1. Re:What's the big deal? by dpt · · Score: 1

      have an even better chance of picking up the cream of the crop?

      I think that would be great! I mean, extrapolating from the software they've managed to produce so far, they must all be certified geniuses

      Who knows, perhaps they'll get someone who's done a course in basic OS design? Imagine the improvements that could be made to, say, the *file system* if someone with a clue were to build one for them. I mean, it's already totally amazing. But imagine what it could be if people, say, knew something about what they were doing before they started?

      It would certainly be a win all round! I'm still waiting for that course they sent all their employees on regarding security to pay dividends. I'd even say that is overkill! Minds that work faster than the speed of light like that will be able to undo years worth of sloppy code just by making a few press releases and adding a few security options somewhere.

      Go team MS!!

    2. Re:What's the big deal? by christopherfinke · · Score: 1
      I don't really see the point of this article at all. We all know that Microsoft do internships, we all know that they have a ton of money to throw at it, and we all know that they're damn hard to get into.
      Well I for one did not know about any of this, and I'm glad that this story was posted. It gives college freshmen CS majors such as myself something to daydream about during the mandatory writing/speech classes.
  18. Personal internship experience. by LeiGong · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The Interview
    Not only does Microsoft fly you out to Seattle/Redmond for the 2nd round interviews (all expenses paid), they also give you an extra day to tour the city. Which is very nice of them.

    Each interview tends to last 1 hour, like Rafi said and questions vary between positions. For Program Managers (PMs) questions are more scenario based, for Software Design Engineers (SDEs) the questions are almost all programming and algorithm questions. Most questions do not tend to have the "right" answers but the interviewers are looking at how the candidates think.

    The Internship

    Once an offer is accepted by the intern, MS takes care of all the traveling details. From the plane ticket, to the apartment, to the subsidized car rental (I'll talk about this more later), to shipping your computer and stuff to Redmond. Perhaps the most interesting perk is that MS will help you rent a car. Normally, a driver has to be at least 25 years old to rent a car, but with MS interns as young as 18 are able to rent cars. This eventually leads to many accidents a year, the costs of which are all covered by MS. :)

    Interns and recruiters also team up to sponsor lots of activities to keep the geeks happy. Activities range from a Puzzle Day, a full day of team-based puzzle solving, to a scavenger hunt through Seattle, to a ski trip to Whistler (only a 3-4hr drive). Other perks also includ free membership to the posh Pro Club gym and a corporate card that offers special discounts to all the sights and attractions across the Pudget Sound area.

    Personally, I had a great time as an intern at MS and would do it again in a hard beat. The only complaint I had was male intern to female intern ratio.

    1. Re:Personal internship experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking whore.

    2. Re:Personal internship experience. by ojQj · · Score: 1

      > Personally, I had a great time as an intern at > MS and would do it again in a hard beat. The > only complaint I had was male intern to female > intern ratio. Speaking as a former female intern at Microsoft(I've already posted this in a more abbreviated form), for me the negatives outweighed the positives. In the group I was in, I was the only woman. The men tended to be very cruel in various ways (not just to me -- also to each other). I suspect this problem wouldn't have occured if there had been more women in the group. Listening to them talk about women who had formerly been in the group, positively frightened me. Either none of those women were competant, or a woman was incapable of proving any kind of worth to these men. I had a great deal of trouble getting attention from my mentor when I needed help with my first experiences in Windows programming. The other intern in my group got interesting projects and the help he needed to learn how to do them. I got boring projects which I found it difficult to get motivated for, and which focused more on exactly the things which I had little experience in, rather than on one of my (numerous) strengths. And I got seriously slammed when I made mistakes stemming from my lack of experience, thus further reducing my motivation. The male intern to female intern ratio was also a problem for the female interns, because many of the male interns would go all wierd around us. Bad hit-ons, and just plain standing and staring were common. There were also occasionally borderline-sexist comments in the intern newsgroup. I don't think it would have been this way if there had been more women -- the men would have quickly learned that we are normal human beings just like them. All in all, I did fairly badly at Microsoft (although I have done very well at numerous other software development internships), because I was not in an environment where I could concentrate and learn and feel motivated. Because I take a great deal of pride in my work, and like doing a good job, and because Microsoft was not an environment in which I could realize even a fraction of my potential, I would not go back to work for them. The perks are nice and I certainly did enjoy them, but they don't make up for the fact that it was a bad job.

    3. Re:Personal internship experience. by ojQj · · Score: 5, Interesting

      (Sorry that I'm reposting this -- this is my first time posting on Slashdot and I messed up my first attempt)
      > Personally, I had a great time as an intern at
      > MS and would do it again in a hard beat. The
      > only complaint I had was male intern to female
      > intern ratio.

      Speaking as a former female intern at Microsoft, for me the negatives outweighed the positives. In the group I was in I was the female developer. The men tended to be very cruel in various ways (not just to me -- also to each other). I suspect this problem wouldn't have occured if there had been more women in the group. Listening to them talk about women who had formerly been in the group, positively frightened me. Either none of those women were competant, or a woman was incapable of proving any kind of worth to these men.

      I had a great deal of trouble getting attention from my mentor when I needed help with my first experiences in Windows programming. The other intern in my group got interesting projects and the help he needed to learn how to do them. I got boring projects which I found it difficult to get motivated for, and which focused more on exactly the things in which I had little experience, rather than on one of my strengths. And I got seriously slammed when I made mistakes stemming from my lack of experience, thus further reducing my motivation.

      The male intern to female intern ratio was also a problem for the female interns, because many of the male interns would go all wierd around us. Bad hit-ons, and just plain standing and staring were common. There were also occasionally borderline-sexist comments in the intern newsgroup. The woman in human resource in charge of the intern program, had to delete some comments from the newsgroup that went over the line. I don't think it would have been this way if there had been more women -- the men would have quickly learned that we are normal human beings just like them.

      All in all, I did fairly badly at Microsoft (although I have done very well at numerous other software development internships), because I was not in an environment where I could concentrate and learn and feel motivated. Because I take a great deal of pride in my work, and like doing a good job, and because Microsoft was not an environment in which I could realize even a fraction of my potential, I would not go back to work for them. The perks are nice and I certainly did enjoy them, but they don't make up for the fact that it was a bad job.

    4. Re:Personal internship experience. by kannen · · Score: 1
      I was pretty bummed when I went out for my interview - I requested the extra day because I had my heart set on doing some hiking, but I had to be at the airport at 10 the next morning (East Coast/West Coast problem), so that didn't end up happening.

      I did have fun tooling around in my rental car during the evenings - I was impressed by the layout of the city. Very easy to get around. Gorgeous vegetation.

      AND the amenities of the apartment they put me up in for those couple of days were amazing. Full laundry facilities, pots and pans, toaster oven, dishwasher - I was hooked. I just kept running around the apartment, giggling to myself. I think I came just short of selling my soul...

    5. Re:Personal internship experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > all the sights and attractions across the Pudget Sound area.

      It's spelled "Puget". Heck, that's even the first option on the Microsoft Word spell checker.

    6. Re:Personal internship experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The men tended to be very cruel in various ways (not just to me -- also to each other). I suspect this problem wouldn't have occured if there had been more women in the group. Listening to them talk about women who had formerly been in the group, positively frightened me. Either none of those women were competant, or a woman was incapable of proving any kind of worth to these men.misogynist


      Everybody bashes these types of places, but I'm just like that. I love working with misogynists, means the women stay in their place.

    7. Re:Personal internship experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Thank you for validating what I've suspected. A couple years ago I had an offer to intern at MS but turned it down in favor of one that was more like what I wanted to do.

      My experience is that my classmates who were the most excited about the idea of working for Microsoft, were also the ones I wouldn't want to work with, mostly for social reasons (eg. chauvanism, inability to communicate with women, etc.). This leads me to believe that there are a lot of socially-unadjusted people in their candidate pool, and therefore a lot of them working there.

      Now that I've graduated and have an awesome job, I wouldn't consider going there anyway. But it's good to hear the perspective of someone who's been there.

    8. Re:Personal internship experience. by evilviper · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Speaking as a former female intern at Microsoft [...] The men tended to be very cruel

      Hmmm... I guess you must not look like Rachael Leigh Cook.
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    9. Re:Personal internship experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      the men would have quickly learned that we are normal human beings just like them.

      Yes, normal human beings, but no, not "just like them". To put it bluntly, there is a biological reason for two genders, and men and women get together to reproduce. This homogenous mixed-gender workplace stuff is an invention of our society. I mean, if a lonely guy is looking for a woman, and he works with them every day, this stuff is going to happen. It's part of the programming.

      I'm always amazed that somehow people are supposed to suppress millions of years of biological evolution to create a happy workplace. OF COURSE men will treat women differently, even if they are equally mentally capable. And women treat men differently too, though it's nowhere near as annoying as the way men treat women.

      Yes, I can work with women just fine, and these guys are obviously unable to act properly, but at the end of the day it is just an act, to pretend that men don't think of women as "mates". I think women should make their own companies and keep men out and vice versa.

    10. Re:Personal internship experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, the workplace itself is an invention of our society.

    11. Re:Personal internship experience. by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      AC - post as yourself if you're going to be a complete fscking jerk.
      I was going to moderate on this post, but your comment really pissed me off. How can you expect anyone to develop as a 20-22 year old if you just give them shit to do all day? Having managed men as well as women, I have always found that you get more out of everyone by challenging them, and that women tend not to crack under technical pressures, but are very easily put off by bullying and sexist attitudes.
      You, sir, are a fucking moron, and a sexist pig to boot.

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    12. Re:Personal internship experience. by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      I was going to moderate on this discussion, until I read your post and some of the lame and offensive responses it generated.

      Having managed both men and women (and after a while, vowing never to do it again - I'm better at doing than telling), I know how easily a bad working environment (sexism, bullying, inappropriate assignment of work) can adversely affect women far more than men.

      I've always found that (in general) women respond at least as well to technical challenges as their male colleagues, and are far more receptive to constructive criticism and positive help.

      It looks like you had a shit deal at MS, but I hope you aren't put off the tech arena by that - if you were good enough to be taken on at Redmond, you're likely a far better programmer than I, and probably a lot more personable.

      As Robert Zimmerman once said - "keep a good head, and always carry a lightbulb"

      P.S. Don't be offended by the sig - it's a peculiarly British sense of humour...

      --
      oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
    13. Re:Personal internship experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's the cruel truth. Female devs are sometimes worse than male testers in terms of coding not to talk about male devs. There ARE exceptions I suppose, but they're SOOO rare I haven't seen any. I'm not a sexist pig, it's just an observation. And it's "competent" not "competant".

    14. Re:Personal internship experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey that's what I did! I made sure I had the extra day though, caught a supersonics game, did the space needle, took a red-eye flight back east.. then expensed it all, hahaha!!! (except the basketball boo, hiss)

      I think you were staying at that Homestead place, its right on campus right? yup, I stayed there.. ah memories....

    15. Re:Personal internship experience. by eyeareque · · Score: 1

      male to female ratios suck period in every tech job I have been in or heard of. Unless of course you are lucky enough to work as a technical marketing engineer :) Everyone knows that there are hot chicks in marketing departments

    16. Re:Personal internship experience. by jpetts · · Score: 1

      and would do it again in a hard beat. The only complaint I had was male intern to female intern ratio.

      If the male/female ratio is very low, I guess a hard beat is the best you can hope for :-)

      --
      Call me old fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating - Bender
    17. Re:Personal internship experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, will you post ur pic? do you suck cock?

    18. Re:Personal internship experience. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Damn...Some people just have no sense of humor.

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      Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
    19. Re:Personal internship experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      will you post ur pic? do you suck cock?

      Idiot.

    20. Re:Personal internship experience. by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      I'd say in most cases at least, if the females are universally(or nearly so) worse than the men, its because the men expect them to be crap, don't set high expectations of them, and do things for them rather than let them learn how themselves.

      Push people they will respond, and do well. When I was in the Marine Corps, almost all of the problems I saw with female Marines could be attributed to the male heierarchy seeing a female rather than a Marine.

      In other words, if you want a woman to excel, set and enforce the same standards you set for the men. Females should be treated differently only when it comes to medical issues related to their differing biology. In social settings if you want to treat them differently, fine, whatever. But when it comes to work, men and women should be treated as equals.

    21. Re:Personal internship experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If women are equal or better in building stuff, why, if for instance I look around downtown NY, everything around me, from cars to buildings to art to literature, it is build by men? Take away from women what men built, and they would be sitting in a cave around a fire.

  19. I internerd by oZZoZZ · · Score: 5, Informative

    I interned at Microsoft up in Canada for high school, then they invited me back when I was in University. I got a job working for one of Microsoft's partners part-time while I was attending school, and during summer.

    It was an amazing place to work, and I'd say as many as 20% of the employees there were interns (In MSFT Canada HQ).

    The everyday perks were incredible, free drinks, 1/2 subsidized lunch room, laptop, iPAQ, yearly budget to purchase anything you want (that will help the company)... It was really amazing.

    1. Re:I internerd by pubjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The everyday perks were incredible, free drinks, 1/2 subsidized lunch room, laptop, iPAQ, yearly budget to purchase anything you want (that will help the company)... It was really amazing.

      It works like this:

      1) get graduates straight out of universtiy.
      2) condition them to believe working extremely long hours and weekends is "normal".
      3) condition them to believe that if you're a real professional then your work is more important than socialising with your friends and spending time with your family.
      4) pay them relatively low salaries, but promise big ones in the future.
      5) give them free pop, sweeties and toys.
      6) See how far you can push the suckers!

      When you are older and wiser, believe me you will look back on your free drinks and 1/2 subsidized lunch room and realise how gullible you were when you were younger...

    2. Re:I internerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The everyday perks were incredible, free drinks, 1/2 subsidized lunch room, laptop, iPAQ, yearly budget to purchase anything you want (that will help the company)... It was really amazing."

      RedHat Advanced Server...

    3. Re:I internerd by sehryan · · Score: 1

      And now, when you are younger, you can look upon the older and wiser and try not to become as pessimistic, disillusioned and bitter as they have.

      --
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    4. Re:I internerd by iso · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Tell me about it.

      I went to the University of Waterloo in Ontario, Canada. This is one of Microsoft's favourite schools to recruite from, because of the co-op program and because the students are easily moldable. I knew a lot of classmates that went to work at Microsoft for internships and full-time work. After all was said and done, most agreed that Microsoft was exactly as you stated--it's filled with young geeks who don't know what they're missing (and are easily wooed by gadgets), and a bunch of older geeks with no social lives that never leave the Microsoft Campus. They also woo the younger ones by giving them titles like "Project Manager" to make them feel important.

      One of my female friends who worked there came back with some real horror stories: the older men there are so desperate they'll throw a tonne of money at any employee with breasts just for a chance at having a date. She said she would never go near that company again.

      Is it any wonder where the Microsoft attitude of everything-must-be-Microsoft comes from? The vast majority of employees there never leave the campus and are fed the Microsoft party-line constantly. If you think the Apple "reality distortion field" is bad, try a day on the Microsoft campus.

      Blech. At Waterloo we learned that only the pathetic people who were willing to give up their lives for money were the ones who interned at Microsoft. In case you haven't noticed, the whole experience left a bad taste in my mouth. :)

      - j

    5. Re:I internerd by Alomex · · Score: 1

      1) get graduates straight out of universtiy.

      Right out of university? Without even letting them join the unemployed lines for a while? The _gall_

      2) condition them to believe working extremely long hours and weekends is "normal".

      As compared to all other programming jobs in Sillicon Valley, where they want you there only from 9 to 5, and they send you home if you are there past 5.............NOT!

      3) condition them to believe that if you're a real professional then your work is more important than socialising with your friends and spending time with your family.

      Huh? M$ and other software companies only hire nerds. They come preconditioned to believe that. You don't believe me?

      4) pay them relatively low salaries, but promise big ones in the future.

      In your dreams. M$ used to pay below average salaries but give generous stock options, for a way above average salary. A couple of years back when the stock price stopped moving up, M$ instituted a pay increase across the board...

      5) give them free pop, sweeties and toys.

      This is supposed to be bad, or you are just jealous?

      6) See how far you can push the suckers!

      While all other companies only have your best interests in mind right?

    6. Re:I internerd by filmcritic · · Score: 0

      Low salaries? I don't believe $25/hour is low for an intern. Working long and hard hours is how normal people work, unlike "intelligent slashdot mind numbed robots" who pretend they enjoy not getting paid. You see, the real world (ie - outside of Mom's basement) works much, much differently than you think. Real companies (ie - any company not relying on linux to make money) PAY their employees, then fully expect them to produce a product on time.

      See, it's really simple. Get paid for doing a job. I know it's really strange to the communistas of the linux village, but it's true. And when you're older and wiser, you'll realize that you were smart to work hard and save when you were young so you can retire at age 50 or so. Just WAIT until you college kiddies leave the comfort of your 10-2 school day, free internet access and general hand holding...reality will hit you like a concrete block in the face. Linux and it's associated dogmas do not fly in reality. Wake up now before it's too late.

    7. Re:I internerd by pubjames · · Score: 0

      And now, when you are younger, you can look upon the older and wiser and try not to become as pessimistic, disillusioned and bitter as they have.

      Oh, I'm not pessimistic, disillusioned or bitter. I only wasted a year and a half of my life as a corporate wage slave - I realised that it was all a con pretty quickly. I just makes me sad when I look at some of my ex-collegues who still haven't "got it" and are wasting their young lives believing that what they are doing is important and that their employers care about them.

    8. Re:I internerd by pubjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You see, the real world (ie - outside of Mom's basement) works much, much differently than you think. [..] Wake up now before it's too late.

      Believe me, I left my mom's basement a long time ago. I'm actually Managing Director (CEO in American jargon) of a small IT company. Myself and my staff get paid very well. There's little stress here (yes, I spend some of my day posting on Slashdot!) And nobody works weekends and rarely evenings. And we have a great relationship with all of our clients.

      I started my career working for a company like Microsoft. I very quickly realised that it was a con, and most people working there were like sheep. I got out, and it was the best thing I've ever done.

      And you want me to wake up?

    9. Re:I internerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to paraphrase the above poster,
      I couldn't hack the real world so I dropped out, now I look at my ex-colleagues with a mixture of envy and spite because they're doing well.

      Peace, man.

    10. Re:I internerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      High school? How the hell did some asshole like you get an internship from high school and the rest of us can't get one in college.

      Yet another thing wrong with this world.

    11. Re:I internerd by pubjames · · Score: 0

      to paraphrase the above poster, I couldn't hack the real world so I dropped out, now I look at my ex-colleagues with a mixture of envy and spite because they're doing well. Peace, man.

      Oh, far from it. I'm CEO of a small IT company now. I probably I earn a lot more than most of my ex-colleagues. And I certainly have a much better lifestyle. Frankly, many of my ex-colleagues are a bunch of sad losers. I think perhaps you imagine that I might be envious of them because, you're in their position?

      Well, you started it. Peace indeed.

    12. Re:I internerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this female friend of yours..... is she extremely hot?
      I might have a .. position.. available for her at my company.

      Seriously, I think you're missing a point: those guys *have* a ton of money *to* throw at girls. Maybe things are different round here than Seattle though.

    13. Re:I internerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap! You just described my experience as a graduate student perfectly.

    14. Re:I internerd by bellings · · Score: 3, Insightful
      One of my female friends who worked there came back with some real horror stories: the older men there are so desperate they'll throw a tonne of money at any employee with breasts just for a chance at having a date.

      To a poor college student, any multi-millionaire is going to look pretty damned frivilous with his money.

      But those "older guys" are probably 35 years old, and just realized:
      • because of the options they picked up at microsoft, they could easily spend $1,000 a day, every day, for the rest of their lives, and still have a big pile left over when they die,
      • geek girls are cute,
      • they never did get married, and
      • there are much worse ways of spending a $1,000.00 of your daily "play money" than trying to impress a geek girl
      I'm just saying that if I was in that position (single, with several million dollars cash in the bank) I'd probably be hitting on geek girls all the time too.
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    15. Re:I internerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I certainly have a much better lifestyle. Frankly, many of my ex-colleagues are a bunch of sad losers.

      Your lifestyle is so great that you need to make belittle the people you have worked with in the past based on their choice of employment and employer? Sounds pretty elitest to me. And how does that make you better than the corporate slave drivers you are bashing? Right. Your employees get to leave early. If they chose to go work for a corporation after your company folds because you get paid a lot without working a lot and post on slashdot all day, will they be "sad losers"?

    16. Re:I internerd by RevAaron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seems to me that your view of MS employees is a bit distorted. Yes, a lot of them have a lot of money, but I don't think money of them have millions upon millions of dollars, as you're asserting. ($1000 * 365 * 30 ~= 11 million)

      Besides, rich or not, you'd still be a dirty old man without the social skills to realize that being a dirty old man isn't a good way to get geek chicks.

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    17. Re:I internerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By some estimates, there are still 5,000 to 10,000 millionaires who made their money working at Microsoft. Still, as in now, after the stock price has dropped 50%.

    18. Re:I internerd by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      "I, Internerd" was my favorite Isaac Asimov/Douglas Coupland collaborative short story.

    19. Re:I internerd by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Being a millionaire is one thing. Having 11 million is another.

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    20. Re:I internerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should probably take some math classes, and learn about something called "compound interest."

      You might also want to check out the Poisson Distribution, which is probably how the microsoft millionaires were distributed.

      I'm guessing that the number of "old guys" at microsoft who could drop a grand a day without blinking is pretty high...

    21. Re:I internerd by Drakonian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hold the phone! Did I just read a post moderated as insightful basically promoting lightcore prostitution? OH WOW.

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      Random is the New Order.
    22. Re:I internerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In high school we learned that only the pathetic people who were willing to give up their lives for money went to waterloo.

    23. Re:I internerd by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      If you've got alot of money you earn interest. Let's say you want to spend $1k/day, and you make a single $365k cash withdrawal once a year from an account that earns 10% compounded anually for simplicity. To do this for 30 years, you'd only need $3,736,535. That's way less than $11 million. If you wanted to spend $365k/year indefinatly, you'd need only to wait a year, or start with an extra $365k. Of course this disregards taxes on interest, but still, not too bad a life having only a couple of million, huh?

      I still agree about the dirty old man part...

    24. Re:I internerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think perhaps you imagine that I might be envious of them because, you're in their position?"

      Bingo!
      The CEO's antagonist offered clear evidence that the antagonist is a wage slave, believing his company gives a rat's ass about him. For example, he writes,

      "...I [the CEO] couldn't hack the real world so I dropped out..."

      Those are the words of one who:

      1) Gives his company 100s of overtime hours each year.

      2) Gets a nifty certificate and a round of applause in some "all-hands meeting" in return for his free labor.

      3) Thinks 1 + 2 = cutting it in the real world.

    25. Re:I internerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I interned there, and I loved it. Sure you have to navigate around some of the evil old bitter men, and divorced lonely old coders going nuts, and backstabing opportunists, but also, there are tons of great, interesting, nice, kind, balanced people there. I have to admit you do have to leave redmond to do any dating, (unless you work near the recruiting buildings) but I didn't meet too many interns that really wanted to stay on campus 24/7 anyway.

      They pay well, the location is BEAUTIFUL (no danm stinky pollution, or at least less than toronto), half hour to the mountains to snowboard, 2 hours to vancouver, and if you go there but find you don't like it, you can leave, and have a stellar resume for whatever else you want to do!

      And I didn't have any old men hitting on me (being a guy), so I can't say much about that (except that some of the old women there were pretty brutal too! Yikes!)

    26. Re:I internerd by iso · · Score: 1

      I agree, and admittedly that was my primary motivation when I enrolled! :) I'd like to think I'm happier and more enlightened (albeit with moderate income) now though. :)

      - j

    27. Re:I internerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol...

    28. Re:I internerd by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Welcome to human society. In the West, the diamond ring makes people think it's no longer prostitution.

      --
      Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  20. great employer == great products? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This kind of proves that the amount of things to play with at work doesn't have very much to do with the quality level of the work that you do there.

    1. Re:great employer == great products? by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

      Frankly, if you ship a bad product, middle and top management is ultimately to blame. That is not a free ticket to slacking off, but shipping bad code means that multiple layers of quality control has failed.

      --

      Stop the brainwash

  21. You do not know the power of the Dark Side. by Morphine007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ..... .. . what about: if you can't beat 'em; join 'em ?? I'm a hardcore slackware kind of guy and spent my last two years of university (honours comp. sci.) without ever touching a windows box, but I'd go work for them, in a heartbeat.....

    1. Re:You do not know the power of the Dark Side. by kirisu · · Score: 1

      Damn right, it's never a question of whether or not to sell out, but at what price. People seem to get confused about that.

  22. Barbecue @ Bill's House? by JRHelgeson · · Score: 0, Troll
    What they don't tell you is that after the barbecue, Bill likes to have these little boys sleep in his room, and sometimes in his bed...

    Or was that Jacko?

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    Keep it Wrinkled, boys.

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  23. interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and perhaps a lesson that others should learn... take care of your employees and that does not just mean using lube infrequently when you are anally violating them. Hell, my company only treats buzz word specialists with any respect... and I am fulltime with 4 years.

  24. College Recruiting website by LeiGong · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's more info about the entire interview process and the positions on their MS College Website: http://www.microsoft.com

    1. Re:College Recruiting website by TheDanish · · Score: 1

      Too bad the deadline for submitting resumes for this Summer is two weeks ago. Then again, I'm only a Freshman, so I guess I can't really expect much.

      --
      Danish != nationality
  25. slashdot.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "you don't know the power of the dark side" ? i see the shameless old anti-ms fud is still around.. i wonder if this place will ever turn into a discussion forum instead of a linux-propaganda machine ran by people who apperantly have no clue what goes around in the outside world...

  26. the whole point is... by Ravagin · · Score: 1
    You do not know the power of the Dark Side.

    Well, we do now!

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    Karma: T-rexcellent.

    1. Re:the whole point is... by NedTheNerd · · Score: 1

      I thought that to be an expecialy nice touch :) of course you could use this oportunity to assassinate the object of your anger and fear. If your as lazy as me thought I would sugest working at a fast food restraunt they are easy and dont require much thinking. then again microsoft might be the same way! :)

  27. "no logo" by naomi klein by seney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    well, i'm not going to remember all of this well, so if someone could help me on this.

    if you read "no logo", naomi spends quite a bit of time on microsoft's hiring and employee practices.

    1. microsoft outsources a lot of it's employment to "temp" firms like manpower. this allows them to "hire" full time employees, who are never really given a contract. thus they don't have to give them any benefits, nor do they have a guaranteed job (so they're easier to fire). i _think_ i remember that it was said that microsoft only has about half of the people working for them on their payroll.

    (1.5). i think i remember reading that "real" employees have different colored shirts than "temp" employees.

    2. they don't hire they're internal postal mail staff, pitney bowes runs it.

    3. capitalism creates a market, which allows us to purchase items without having to think about the process by which these items came to the market, as we are then only concerned with value. this allows for violations of human rights, destruction of the rain forest, and hairs in our soup.

    1. Re:"no logo" by naomi klein by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      (1.5). i think i remember reading that "real" employees have different colored shirts than "temp" employees.

      IIRC it's different coloured badges, at least in the UK

      2. they don't hire they're internal postal mail staff, pitney bowes runs it.

      So? That's quite common. Hell, where I work all the site services are contracted out, they do everything from running the network to installing office furniture.

    2. Re:"no logo" by naomi klein by seney · · Score: 1

      So? That's quite common. Hell, where I work all the site services are contracted out, they do everything from running the network to installing office furniture.

      sure. i didn't mean to say it was a bad thing. but, with contracting labor you can end up with sweatshop labor etc. etc.. then again, you can end up with wonderfully treated employees as well. i didn't really have much of a point to make on that one... just that ms contracts out a lot of its workforce.

    3. Re:"no logo" by naomi klein by supof2001 · · Score: 1

      Flaimbait? I'll bite, I don't think it is. Capitalism allows for you to ignore the methods by which a product comes to market. This is inherently what money does. So long as a currency exists (so long as we are human?) there will be this possibility to ignore the means by which products are brought to market. It is the consumers decission, therefore, to ignore these means, and to not care. The problem lies with the consumers in this respect, not with the system. If the consumers asked the right questions and refused to purchase the products without the right answers, then the destruction of rain forests would stop. If, in reality, the consumers didn't care about the rain forests, well they'll keep buying the product.

    4. Re:"no logo" by naomi klein by seney · · Score: 1

      yeah, i'll agree about it being the consumer's choice. i guess i think globalism/capitalism doesn't encourage consumers to be aware of the source of their purchases. past that, it think if society were more concerned about being sustainable locally we wouldn't have as many of the problems we have now.

  28. I'll take an internship anywhere... by DaHat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've got a stack of about 40 rejections sitting in my drawer right now, they are in response to about 160 resumes I've sent out in the last 5 weeks alone. An internship with Microsoft would be a great opportunity, regardless of the stigma. At this point I'm just looking for the internship, regardless of where and who.

    1. Re:I'll take an internship anywhere... by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      are you serious? 40 rejection letters? I'm just about to graduate, I read this paragraph, and I think to myself, did I waste my time studying the in the wrong feild?

      I wonder if it's too late to become a lawyer or go into biotech.

    2. Re:I'll take an internship anywhere... by DaHat · · Score: 1

      I am, I expect to get at least 2 today (both of which I'm expecting). Sadly I too have been thinking for a while what you are. I still know people who graduated in may who have not been able to use their degree for anything other then taking money at a gas station. Right now to get a job you need huge amounts of experience, to get experience you need the job. It's a catch 22 which is going to keep me unemployed for a long time I fear.

      I'll be graduating in December and I am praying that things get much better by then (crazy thing is I am not a religious person). If things don't improve I am looking into a graduate program just to pull myself off the market for another 2 years.

    3. Re:I'll take an internship anywhere... by heff · · Score: 1

      things are pretty horrible in the bay area as well in terms of tech jobs.. ever since the dotcom collapse it left a slew of techies jobless.. all of which are more or less qualified and with more work experience than someone right out of college. I dropped my cs minor because of this.

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    4. Re:I'll take an internship anywhere... by Pansy · · Score: 1
      From my experience (I'm graduating in May too), the people who are really having a tough time finding jobs at my school are the people who've been here for four years and never worked anywhere more challenging than one of the local restaraunts, or for some reason never worked at all. The best advice I have to offer to those still in school is to go out and find a job in your field, even if it's only 20 hours a week, and even if the pay is crap (I'm talking minimum wage bad, believe me it'll be worth it in the long run even though you could make more money at one of the typical college jobs). Working for next to nothing a few hours a week for your last couple years of school will help you immensely when it comes to your post-graduation job search. The easiest time to get internships is in January and February when no one else is looking and companies are budgeting for the coming year and discovering variances that they could use to pay an intern.

      The bottom line is that you can't just expect to start looking for jobs 2 months before you graduate and find something decent, you have to start preparing yourself far in advance. I hear college is supposed to be fun and games, but the people I know who don't have jobs are the ones who always bitch at me for not going drinking with them on Thursday night and can't understand that I can't just "skip work" Friday morning. So I guess I'll live with missing out on the fun and games now in exchange for a better shot at a job later (Assuming I elect to get a job, grad school is calling my name now).

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    5. Re:I'll take an internship anywhere... by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      I've considered graduate school too, but I have no idea which one to choose and that also means adding to the massive debt I already have. I'll also probably have about 6 months after graduating before I could even start.

      I'd like to go to graduate school just so I could continue to study computer topics I find interesting. At least to keep me busy for awhile and increase my employability (is that a word?) if the job market gets any better (I doubt it).

      I need to pray more too.

    6. Re:I'll take an internship anywhere... by DaHat · · Score: 1

      I agree with ya, and your thought is true, sadly it hinges on the willingness of an employer to hire you even part time. I've been looking for computer related work since I was 14 and had only a minor success during the summer of 2001. Especially now when things are as tight as they are, getting a job even part time with which to add to ones skill set is hard. I go to school in South Dakota and it is that much harder, most computer related jobs here are granted based on need and not skill (and I am not needy enough). Otherwise it's an hour drive to most anything else, I've got no problem with a good drive but few if any of those places in the area are hiring and none want someone with out 3-5 years of experience under their belt.

  29. Why MS has their internship program by hotspur_fan · · Score: 1, Troll

    At Michigan, just about every minority computer engineering student was a Microsoft intern. Yet when I went out to interview for a full-time job there was not a single minority student out there. Microsoft uses their internship program to boost their diversity numbers.

    1. Re:Why MS has their internship program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is something I'm going to have to ask for more proof then your opinion.

    2. Re:Why MS has their internship program by hotspur_fan · · Score: 1

      Proof of what? That I went to Michigan (I can tell describe the smell of each North Campus lab)? That they hire tons of minority interns (you can check the BEECS events and giveaways at such events to see how MS is all over them). As for the fact that there were no minorities present (which I assume is what you really wanted proof of), well, what can I say? You'll have to just trust me.

    3. Re:Why MS has their internship program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Liar.

      Microsoft is quite likely the most minority friendly corporation in the country.

      There is even a club called BAM (Blacks at Microsoft) in addition to many other support groups for minorities.

      Maybe your interview sucked so bad, you were not here long enough to get a good look around?

  30. On a related note... by metamatic · · Score: 1

    ...What are Mafia internships like?

    Do you get all the fine Italian food you can eat? Do you get to drive a fancy black limo around? Do you get to cap youse friends who don' show youse no respect?

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    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  31. Bleh! by Otis_INF · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "You do not know the power of the Dark Side".

    Grow up, child! Even if it was sarcastic or in a wicked way ment to be 'funny', it's too pathetic for words. Microsoft is like any other company which wants to make money. Employees who work at Microsoft, do that because they get paid for what they do there, like people at Sun or IBM (or Red Hat).

    Just because MS mistreats some of its customers, doesn't mean the individual employee there is a bad person, or worse: stupid, because he felt for the 'power of the dark side'. For once, keep marketingpoop and real life separated.

    You should read "Proudly serving my corporate masters" by Adam Barr ( I believe he even is a slashdotter). Then you will understand that interns at Microsoft are not picked up at MacDonalds, but recruited at the finest universities and should pass a tough selection program. No wonder as a company they are treated as normal human beings: the best people know they are the best and will only work for... the best, ('best' can be different for a lot of people) so Microsoft will do everything they can to get them on board (like IBM, Sun and other companies will do too).

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    1. Re:Bleh! by kennylives · · Score: 1
      You do not know the power of the Dark Side".

      Grow up, child! Even if it was sarcastic or in a wicked way ment to be 'funny', it's too pathetic for words.

      Personally, I thought it was funny. I've worked for the empire, and it really is a good place to work. A number of folks in the replies have mentioned the 'stigma of working for' Microsoft, but when you're there, you don't feel it. It's like Gates' own version of the reality distortion field.

      So, lighten up... it was meant to be funny, why not just take it that way?

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    2. Re:Bleh! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're the one that needs to wake up.

      If you don't like the company, THEN DON'T WORK THERE.

      And yes, the individual employee DO have some responsibility. You can't go working for a company that actively breaks the rules, then claim that you are 'just an employee'. 'Just following orders'.

    3. Re:Bleh! by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      Oh my, did you ever consider it might be self-depreciating humour? I've met several Microsoft employees who refer to themselves as "the borg" or whatever, it's turned into a running gag it seems - I seriously doubt whoever wrote that had a serious look on their face as they typed it.

    4. Re:Bleh! by feed_those_kitties · · Score: 1
      Just because MS mistreats some of its customers...

      Some?

      Not clever enough for a sig, yet...

    5. Re:Bleh! by scubacuda · · Score: 3, Insightful
      ...but when you're there, you don't feel it.

      "He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother."

    6. Re:Bleh! by Trespass · · Score: 0

      Trite. Needs more Brave New World.

  32. The White House by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

    I thought the White House was the obvious answer to the question...

  33. I interned recently also... by crashx99 · · Score: 1

    I LOVED working there, despite the fact I knew previously about their business practices, they were the only company to accept me for an internship that summer (Apple, IBM, and a whole bunch of other companies said "no" and I don't know why). Well, as said before they treat you really well, and it's one of the best college experiences I had in a long time, now I just need to get a job with them! Although, now I have the urge to work for Apple for the summer, and I seriously think that working for them would damage my chances of working for any of the other, "rival" companies.

  34. Working for the darkside is an awfull job but... by croftj · · Score: 1, Funny

    Somebody has to do it! Better them than I. I still have my soul and a life :))

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    -- Many men would appreciate a woman's mind more if they could fondle it
  35. quite possibly a stupid question... by kurosawdust · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...and I apologize if this has been answered ad nauseam, but maybe any MS employees out there can answer: does Microsoft prohibit you from working on open source projects on your own time, even if they aren't related to the project you are currently doing at MS (eg. Windows developer working on the gimp or something)?

    1. Re:quite possibly a stupid question... by TPx · · Score: 4, Informative

      My understanding, with dealing with various MS employees, is that they're not allowed to see ANY source code if it doesn't have a license attached. If I show some code to a MS person and that code, by purpose or not, ends up in a MS product, I could sue the company.

      Not wanting to take that risk, MS asks its employees to avoid looking at "unprotected" source.

    2. Re:quite possibly a stupid question... by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1
      My understanding, with dealing with various MS employees, is that they're not allowed to see ANY source code if it doesn't have a license attached.
      Open source has a licence attached. :)
  36. Intern manager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Sorry bout the coward bit, didn't want to whore or "taint" my excellent karma by admitting where I work...

    I work at MS and have an intern who works for me. The interns get a great deal. Yes, they work hard, but most of them enjoy it and would gladly work harder if asked - I often have to tell my guy "go home, it'll still be there tomorrow".

    They are treated with the same respect as a full time employee (albeit a junior one), given lots of responsbility (managed appropriately, that's just good management) and all in all get a great deal.

    As a manager, I get a great deal. I get someone to do stuff which for me is crappy, but by crappy I don't mean fetch coffee, I mean stuff like handle client management for incoming bug reports (I work for an internal tools group), etc., fix simple bugs, etc.

    And the company gets a great deal - they get to hire the best & brightest and know exactly what they are getting. Everyone wins.

    (and before some wise guy says "you must be lying, it's not summer", there are internships outside redmond which operate on different schedules...)

    1. Re:Intern manager by foriegnb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thank you. I think this is one of the first /. posts I've seen where the person doing all the talking actually has some experience of the situation. I've spent some time in Redmond for meetings (WSI), and it looks like a cool place to work. I've also spent some time (and money!) in the company store, salivated over the nice plasma tv / media pc and felt a little geeky in the musuem. From what I see and hear from my MS friends its a great environment.

  37. At the end of the summer, they are... by bushboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... barbecued at Bill Gates's house.

    Never underestimate the appetite of the Dark Side !

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    A slashdotting - you get the stick first and then the carrot !
    1. Re:At the end of the summer, they are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an SDK...it's...A COOKBOOK!

      AAAAAAHHH!

      *geek runs for his life*

  38. flamebait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this flamebait?

    This person brings up some very legitimate points.

  39. I did it... it rocked... by ipmcc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was an MS Intern several years ago. (And was a MacPhile and OSS proponent the whole time.) It was probably the single best work experience I've ever had. And that's even after I mention that my boss and I clashed at every turn and I ultimately got a "no hire" recommendation, pretty much blacklisting me from ever working there again. You can hate the way they do business, or their FUD marketing or whatever you want, but at the end of the day, working there is like being an endowed researcher at the coolest, most well-funded university on earth, where they only let in the uber-smart. It was easily the highest concentration of smart people I've ever had the pleasure of being around. If someone had handed me a crystal ball and told me the shit the economy was about to become I would have kissed some serious ass and made sure I got an offer there.

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  40. And this is somehow different from others, how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I'm doing my third internship this summer. Take out the names Gates and Microsoft, and all of the internships I've done are identical in "perks". Of course they treat interns well. Internships are only given to the students that companies are trying to "woo". I've gotten treated so well during internships, it almost seems like working might be a fun thing to do.

  41. Would be hard to turn down. by acordes · · Score: 1

    My best friend from college interned for a summer with Microsoft. I went out to visit him, and I have to admit that it would be hard to turn down an offer. They set you up with an apartment, pay you well, give you lots of nice perks, etc. Not to mention that (no matter what your feelings about Microsoft) the campus and the buildings are absolutely gourgeous, both inside and out. Nobody in a cube, everyone gets an office (that you usually share, but still). Probably the most interesting part was walking through a parking ramp. I don't think I've ever seen so many Jaguars, BMWs, and Mercedes in one spot in my life. It looked like a luxury car dealership.

    But alas, they expect the interns to work like dogs to earn all of these perks. My friend didn't end up going back full time because he decided life is too short to donate it to a large corporation.

  42. In South Australia, they volunteer for gov't jobs! by ivi · · Score: 1


    I just spoke to yet -another- person who's
    volunteering, with an eye to getting a good
    job later, in a State Gov't job.

    What next? Will people in S Australia have
    to PAY to work FREE in gov't offices?

    Unlike SA, I just heard that a Melb. Uni
    has got a very attractive scholarship
    program to attract Australia's best,
    from around the continent: Tuition-free,
    Free flights home for breaks, a small
    pile of cash for living expenses, et al.

    (About what a grad student might expect,
    but it's for undergrad's & they don't
    have to teach or do research in early
    years)

  43. I was almost turned to the dark side... by da3dAlus · · Score: 1

    And now I wonder why I didn't take the offer. During my freshman year at college, I went to 2 MS intership recruitment seminars that were hosted at the college. Yes, it's Microsoft. Yes, they're Evil (TM). But at $25/hr as an intern?!?! Fuck, I wish I got that now as a fulltime employee. Granted that was all before the dot-bombs, and it looked like I could work wherever I wanted, so I declined. Boy I wish I took the summer off to do the program...

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  44. correction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >They love being part of an org that's in the forefront of technology.

    They love being part of a cult that's deluded into thinking it's in the forefront of technology.

  45. MSFT (allegedly) best company to work for in UK by pnot · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to a Sunday Times report the other day, Microsoft is the "best" UK employer. Scary quote from the article:

    "We aren't the Moonies, but it is like a family. I met my wife, Moira, at work and when we got married the canteen even offered to bake our cake!"

    I expect their children will automatically be indentured at the age of 16 ;-).

    1. Re:MSFT (allegedly) best company to work for in UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing more tragic than an indentured millionaire.

  46. Re:I internerd - obligatory /. format by rcp · · Score: 0

    1) get graduates straight out of universtiy.
    2) condition them to believe working extremely long hours and weekends is "normal".
    3) condition them to believe that if you're a real professional then your work is more important than socialising with your friends and spending time with your family.
    4) pay them relatively low salaries, but promise big ones in the future.
    5) give them free pop, sweeties and toys.
    6) See how far you can push the suckers!


    You forgot:
    7) ???
    8) Profit!

    HTH
  47. The revenge of the nerds in real life! by Alomex · · Score: 1

    And ten years later at the next high school reunion, everyone will feel sorry for you since and your class mates (while poorer) had time to live their life (have family, friends, and kids) while you worked all your free time away at Microsoft.

    Feel sorry for you?? Clearly you haven't been to your ten year school reunion.

    They are the best ego trip ever for us geeks!

    Turns out that the bimmer you are driving, which is non-distinct among the Benz kompressors and Porsche's carrera in your company parking lot is the best car of those in your class. It also turns out that you are making the most money. You are wearing the nicest suit and all the chicks that use to shun you drool over you. Odds are that you'll get some by the end of the night.

    ymmv, asda.

    1. Re:The revenge of the nerds in real life! by sdcharle · · Score: 1

      Wow dude, how'd you post that message from 1999? Do you have a time machine?

    2. Re:The revenge of the nerds in real life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Isn't it obvious? Clearly 1999 was the year of his high school reunion.

  48. The job by obnoximoron · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    > At the end of the summer they are treated to a catered barbecue at Bill Gates's house and have a good shot at a full time job after graduation

    flipping burgers at the barbecue

  49. Millionaire by kyoko21 · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that Microsoft is one of the few companies that you will millionaire secretaries. If their secretaries are millionaires, it would only be logical that inters are not too far behind them. Maybe not millionaires, but the fact that you get to live off Microsoft for the duration of your time there and learn some cool stuff is not half bad. Not to mention the perks that Microsoft is still somewhat 'Bell Atlantic-esque' where they definitely hire really gorgeous secretaries. Bottom line: you get experience + monay + stare at hot chicks all day.

  50. Once it "clicks"... by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1
    ...it's all over.

    Philip Su, a University of Maryland alumnus, interned at Microsoft when he was in college and went back to work there. Su is now a lead developer on Microsoft's Tablet PC team.

    "Microsoft has such a unique atmosphere," he said, "that once you're there and it clicks with you, that's the only place you want to develop software."

    Scary...

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  51. You drool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... over a BBQ? God, are you a cheap lot.

    I'd start drooling if you promise me a behind-the-scenes peek at the NSA, or if you give me 30 minutes of CPU time on the Earth Simulator, or something like that... but a BBQ?!?

  52. M$ employment generally not "bashable" by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I know of very few disgruntled M$ employees. If anything, M$ raises the bar for other employers, at least in the areas where M$ has a physical presence. In this day and age of HB1 sweatshops and the Dilbert Academy of Mangement, we could use a few more employers like this.

    But... Their growth rate has always required a steady flow of interns and recruits who become regular employees. We'll see what happens then the growth curve flattens out and they don't need more people. And then we'll see what happens when M$ actually begins to shrink. When you want to attract more people, you give them nice benefits and competitive salaries. When you want to downsize without handing out pink slips, the process runs in reverse. Nowhere is this easier to see than in the dot-com boom and subsequent meltdown.

    M$ has already indicated that it's prices will be reduced to compete with open source; that lost revenue has to come from somewhere. The interns will "get it" first, then consultants, then regular employees.

  53. Sounds like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a very sweet deal indeed. Both for Microsoft and those who get hired. They get to work at a large corporation and get paid and all. Much better than being on welfare since one can't find a job after all.

    How come Red Hat(a.k.a. Ass Hat), SuSE, Mandrake, etc, etc, etc doesn't do this as well?...

  54. Linux Intern by t0ny · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have a good friend who interned an MS. He had a good experience, and was offered a job when he graduated. They pay interns very well, but they are expected to pull 55+ work weeks, and have no weekends. If you can get past the stigma of working for the Dark Side, it's a great opprotunity...

    I have a friend who interned with Linux. He had all the free beer he could download, but the company went chapter 11 before his internship was finished. They didnt pay anything (the OS is free, after all), but they are expected to contribute while they arent playing Quake. If you can get past the stigma of living with your parents, its a great opportunity...

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  55. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just received declining letter in the mail from MS after first round interview and installed Gentoo Linux over the weekend. Maybe better luck next year!

  56. Luke I am your father!!!! by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    and I would be like...cool you will pay me and I get a barbacue at your 40-million dollor house...

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    I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
  57. Re:In South Australia, they volunteer for gov't jo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that a poem?

  58. If you're going to MS to interview, I recommed... by stomv · · Score: 1, Troll

    I went to Seattle to interview with Mircosoft in 1998. Most of my interview process consisted of games and puzzles -- so get yourself a stack of mind puzzle books, and read them. Then, during the interview, instead of shouting out the answer immediately, pretend to think for about 30 seconds, while contorting your face. Shout out Eureka!, and give the answer. It worked for me; they made me an offer a few weeks later. They didn't give me much time to decide, which helped contribute to me turning them down, but I digress...

    at any rate, I flew in, rented myself a Mazda 626 convertible, and immediately went to the Kingdome. The Mariners now play baseball elsewhere, but I digress again.

    I bought a $75 ticket for the game, about five $5 beers, and plenty of food. I got reciepts for all of it, and included it in my expense report. Sure, $110 is nothing for Microsoft, but it sure was fun to watch a game in style on their dime.

    In short, if you go to Seattle on an interview, treat yourself well, and review mental exercise books. Go do some things, and expense them. They'll fork over the loot. Pretend to figure out the answers to their questions on the fly, even if you already knew the answer.

    After all of this, turn them down -- for you know that, in the overall scheme of things, it just isn't worth it.

  59. The dark side of Bill by jamesangel · · Score: 1
    On the other side of this, I met a guy who was employed by MS as a project manager. Him and about ten other of the latest managers were invited to Bill's house for dinner.

    One of the guys is *really* keen to impress, and nattered away all through the meal 'Bill, did you know...' etc. Eventually, Bill looks at him, drops his fork and says: 'Get out of my fucking house. You're fired.'

    Same guy also said that working MS was not all milk and honey; there was a constant fear of Bill, who would stalk the campus two hours a day looking for people 'wasting his money'. Apparently the flip side is his wife, who smoothes everying over, apologises and rehires people!

    1. Re:The dark side of Bill by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually starting to like Bill!!!

      --
      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    2. Re:The dark side of Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing is more annoying than a "poser". Sounds like Bill Gates is pretty adept at spotting a bullsh*tter.

      A lot of companies like Enron, Andersen, and WorldCom fell precisely because the bulls*tter's were in power.

      What's the saying, "It is better to be thought a fool and remain silent, rather than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

  60. Excessive pro-microsoft-ism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We just hired a new desktop support tech and the kid is so pro-microsoft about everything that he's becoming a problem. He is having a very difficult time understanding that we are a mixed-environment IT shop and the choices we've made for which app/db runs on what platform were made after careful consideration of all info available at the time the desicions were made. Instead of having a passion for learning these (new to him) unix-based systems, all he does is complain that if we had MS's version of everything it'd be much easier for him to do his job. We're probably going to have to let him go soon, despite that he's pretty good at supporting the hardware and MS desktop stuff, but has totally the wrong attitude toward supporting *all* our stuff we run, and an unwillingness to learn, yet is so hasty to criticize all that is non-MS.

    1. Re:Excessive pro-microsoft-ism... by dpt · · Score: 1

      No-one with any kind of basic education in operating systems design could *possibly* be "pro-microsoft". I've never even heard of such a thing amongst clueful people. Only PHBs, bean counters, web developers and other assorted retards who equate "computer" with "MS Word".

      if we had MS's version of everything it'd be much easier for him to do his job.

      Yes, he's an MCSE, and he can't do anything without "clippy the paper clip" around to help him. Get rid of the moron, before he does some real damage.

      yet is so hasty to criticize all that is non-MS

      I guess, since all my colleagues have *actual* degrees, it's quite hard for me to imagine anyone really taking this position, unless they were playing devil's advocate.

      Wierd. Just make sure, at your next interview, to ask a ton of hard technical questions. Doesn't even have to be about Unix ... C++ or Java will do. Or maybe just something from Knuth :) That'll sort the "Where's Visual Studio?" weenies and dot-com "web developers" from the people who actually know what the fuck they're doing!

  61. Microsoft Internship by tkarr · · Score: 1

    Hey now, I'm going to work for them this summer. I happen to think the way things work is great. I mean, you don't get an hourly salary (you get a monthly one), but you're sure to learn a lot. Plus if you're really stressed out you can walk down the hall and play pool or x-box. I get a lot of crap for going to work for them, but it's definitely going to be worth it. Besides, I look for jobs for the learning experience, not the money.

  62. I was an Intern Recently by aflat362 · · Score: 0
    Sorry if it's a stupid question but I would have thought most internships are paid - at some level or another.

    Hi, I was an intern at an insurance company in Wisconsin until August. I got paid 15 bucks an hour plus benefits

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  63. Resist the dark side! by MikeFM · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Microsoft's hiring practices seem odd to me. Of the people I know that do, or have, worked there the ones Microsoft actually hired were sort of morons and the smart people all had been brought over from companies M$ bought (like Hotmail).

    I'd apply at M$ if they'd let me develop opensource software and use Linux on my development machine. As long as I see them as an evil empire though I couldn't work there. Their loss.

    For me my dream job - of jobs I'd do for other people - would probably be Google. I love designing spiders and search engines and stuff like that and I know a couple people that work there and they seem to like it. To bad I don't have a PhD. They seem to snub lonewolf hacker types.

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    At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
  64. man by EvilStein · · Score: 0

    The things that people will do for a free BBQ at Bill Gates' place.

    Sheesh.

  65. From a current student by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A job at MS is the holy grail of co-op positions. The MS-resume-box is always overflowing. People have to put their resumes on the floor beside the box. What it boils down to is that whether or not you're offered a job or a return term, if you have MS on your resume you can write your own ticket. They hire only the best and brightest, and other companies know this. I have friends who have gone to work for MS for a term, and on subsequent terms they're picking and choosing between offers from all around the world. Of course there's always the substantial pay and benefits if that line of reasoning doesn't float your boat, and apparently they treat students REALLY well compared to a lot of places. Basically, if MS says "come to work for us", it's never a question of whether you want to...you WANT TO.

    I myself NEVER use MS products unless I have to. I much prefer open source, both from a user and developer perspective. However, were I offered a job at redmond I wouldn't think twice about accepting. Hell...just use MS on your resume to get in with IBM (it's been done many times before :)!

  66. Re:In South Australia, they volunteer for gov't jo by Reziac · · Score: 2, Informative

    Paying workers as they learn is a relatively new phenomenon, and a direct result of the industrial revolution.

    Back in the Olden Days, you often DID have to buy your way into an apprenticeship position where you could learn the trade of your choice. And then you might not get paid beyond room and board til you made journeyman status.

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  67. If MS hires and "best and brightest".... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If Microsoft hires the "best and brightest" college graduates, then why does so much of their software suck and why is all of it utterly devoid of any imagination?!

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    1. Re:If MS hires and "best and brightest".... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yer just plain ignorant.

    2. Re:If MS hires and "best and brightest".... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      If I'm ignorant, please enlighten me with your vast knowledge! Explain to me how software from MS is rock solid and filled with imaginative features, there were not stolen from someone else. Please, I await your answer.

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      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    3. Re:If MS hires and "best and brightest".... by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Because Microsoft is a company, not a rabble. The people that write Microsoft software are beholden to everything from formal processes, product/project management and of course, features and marketing.

      "m$ is evil and the people who work there are ignorant whores" and "everything m$ does is stolen from someone else" are among the beatiful pieces of FUD spread by the fine folks who advocate open source/free software. If your enemy looks stupid, it always makes you look good. Or at least that's how the theory goes, I guess.

      But do share, if you obviously know so much about how Microsoft works on the inside. You must be a fountain of knowledge waiting to spring on the unsuspecting and undeserving Slashdot crowd. Tell us "how it is".

    4. Re:If MS hires and "best and brightest".... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      "But do share, if you obviously know so much about how Microsoft works on the inside. You must be a fountain of knowledge waiting to spring on the unsuspecting and undeserving Slashdot crowd. Tell us 'how it is'."

      I never claimed to have ANY information about how Microsoft works on the inside! I also never said, "m$ is evil and the people who work there are ignorant whores" or "everything m$ does is stolen from someone else!!!"

      Can you even read?! Do you always make up quotes to support your utterly unsupported posts?!

      I asked a question. Someone responded back without supporting their position. So I responded back. You're response has nothing to do with that, whatsoever. If you cannot simply respond to what's posted, (which appears to be pretty simple to do), do us all a favor and DON'T post.

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    5. Re:If MS hires and "best and brightest".... by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      I never claimed to have ANY information about how Microsoft works on the inside!

      Yes you did! You know, because the correlation between the people they hire and the fact that "their software sucks" is a sure sign that you must know what you're talking about!

      I also never said, "m$ is evil and the people who work there are ignorant whores"

      Yes you did! If what they produce "sucks", then by your admission they must be ignorant.

      or "everything m$ does is stolen from someone else!!!"

      Yes you did!. To quote: Explain to me how software from MS is rock solid and filled with imaginative features, there were not stolen from someone else

      Can you even read?! Do you always make up quotes to support your utterly unsupported posts?!

      See above.

      I asked a question. Someone responded back without supporting their position

      That was not a question. It was redundant flamebait. And the AC that replied to you has as much need to substantiate his position as you did when you "asked" your "question".

      do us all a favor and DON'T post.

      Sure thing.

    6. Re:If MS hires and "best and brightest".... by LordSah · · Score: 1

      You betray your bias. No one is going to convince you because you've decided to not be convinced. There's plenty of online resources which detail Microsoft's features (imaginative, stable, etc) and you should be competant enough to find them. A review of the upcoming Office on ZDNet would surely discuss new features, and comment on their "imaginative"-ness and stability. I would guess that most of your Microsoft-related reading to date has been on Slashdot, or sites with a similar outlook. You likely choose to read those sites, and those sites only. When you do come across a pro-Microsoft writing (such as this news post), your mindset is one of disbelief and extreme skepticism, not of objectivity.

      If Microsoft hires the "best and brightest" college graduates, then why does so much of their software suck and why is all of it utterly devoid of any imagination?!

      These statements are completely subjective. Saying that all of Microsoft's features were stolen from others is just as proposterous as claiming that all of them were completely original. You could make the same (clearly vacuous) claims of General Motors, Ford, Honda, etc--after all, no one company invented the internal combustion engine, automatic transmission, or rack-and-pinion steering themselves. All parties in any industry make innovations, and all parties borrow on each other's work. The phenomenon is known as progress.

      You do demostrate ignorance, as your posts lack objectivity, factual evidence or finesse. A well-formed post, with some logic to support your stance, would help convince others in the future.

    7. Re:If MS hires and "best and brightest".... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you did! You know, because the correlation between the people they hire and the fact that "their software sucks" is a sure sign that you must know what you're talking about!

      erm, this is common knowledge.

      Yes you did! If what they produce "sucks", then by your admission they must be ignorant.

      what?! no really, wtf are you talking about? your the ignorant one from where Im standing. You can't just link "sucks" to ignorant like that.

      I can't be arsed with the rest of your post, its obvious what he ment, but your to fucking pretentious to see it.

  68. Open source has an advantage by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I keep finding that I write a piece of code, and although it works, it would be so much nicer to have done it differently. Trouble is, it works. Company resources (i.e. me) are so much better spent fixing things that don't work at all.

    My own code, I get to redo as many times as I want. This does tend to make it better, but it takes longer to produce. The same no doubt applies to open source. There's no real problem caused if people do reinvent the wheel.

    1. Re:Open source has an advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for your post 91degrees, as we have now reached our daily quota for "Open source has an advantage" under MS threads. Have a nice day.

    2. Re:Open source has an advantage by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Okay. For balance, MS has the resources to spend on doing things that aren't much fun, but are essential, like usability focus groups, and documentation.

  69. What has Microsoft invented? by afantee · · Score: 0, Troll

    Here is a company that has $billions to burn and spares no effort on hiring raw talents, but where is the results of all those smart people?

    Let's face it, the beast is a bully and copycat, or just throw cash at anything that can't be acquired otherwise. As we all know, DOS was bought (from Bill's friend for $50,000), so was Visual Basic. Earlier versions of Windows are nothing more than half-baked copies of Mac OS, much like C# to Java. Tablet PC is really not that much better than Apple Newton introduced 10 years ago except for more powerful hardware, and the hand writing recognition software appears to be less usable than that of Newton. Every Mac has come with voice recognition since about 15 years ago, and where is the MS voice recognition technology that Bill has been talking about for so many years?

  70. It's kind of half and half by lewp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now, politically I'm not a big fan of Microsoft; but some people are I suppose, and I figure that this isn't a philosophy question. I'll put that aside for the moment. Also, I'd probably gladly work there if I were still into looking for a tech job (not that they'd let me in, the competition sounds pretty tight). It sounds like a pretty sweet gig.

    From a stability and performance standpoint on the desktop yes, newer versions of Windows are pretty damn good. I haven't had a BSOD that I couldn't trace back to a faulty device driver or bad hardware since before I started using NT4. Mozilla crashes with about the same frequency of IE (neither of which crashes very much). OpenOffice.org crashes a lot more than any version of office after Office95.

    At the same time, from a security standpoint things are as bad as ever. Of all the machines on my network here, the only ones that have ever been compromised are the Windows boxes. All of them, at one point or another. I constantly worry about not exposing them to the outside world. I hit Windows Update at least once a week and my roommates usually do the same. In this regard we're much more careful than most Windows users, and we have the additional measure of hiding behind an OpenBSD NAT box. I'm at the point where I won't store any vital or private data on it.

    I don't hate the Windows UI, though I'm much more comfortable in a UNIX environment. I like having a ton of high quality commercial software ready for me to install without jumping through a dozen hoops trying to get it working in Wine or having to resort to VMware. I like that all the games I want to play pretty much just work. In a lot of ways Windows is just fine, and in even more ways it's better than the free UNIX desktop alternatives (though the gap is slowly narrowing). What I can't stand is the fact that it's almost impossible for me to put any sort of trust in a box that runs Windows, no matter what I do.

    Oh, and on the server it's just not even fucking close. I think pretty much everyone acknowledges that at this point, though.

    You make a good point about the MacOS. Before OSX it was as bad as Windows95 on its worst day. Mac people are zealots that make the most rabid Linux supporters look like level-headed individuals, though, so they'd never complain within earshot of outsiders. Of course now they've got a desktop OS that the rest of the world wishes they had. Good for them. I'll rejoin them when I get a new job and can afford... things... again :).

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  71. From a former intern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have interned a few times at Microsoft as a developer.

    First, the pay is great as everyone else said. And you get a rental car for the term.

    Workwise: it's a flip of a coin whether you get an interesting group with a cool project or a bland group that doesn't know what to do with you. The recruitors (Microsoft's biggest fuckups) will try to assure you otherwise, but it's not true.

    The people at Microsoft are generally helpful. However, the biggest thing to keep in mind is that the only way to get ahead in Microsoft is to be much better than those around you. It doesn't matter if you're all geniuses in a group. You still have to beat them. So how do people do that? They give up their lives. 60 hour weeks are the norm for most developers I worked with, even as they go up the ranks. So they give up valuable time with their family to progress their career.

    Interns do about the same amount of work, with most working at least 50 hours, and many 60 hours or more. Hang out with a bunch of Microsoft interns, and you'll notice that all they do is bitch about work. No big surprise there.

    For full time, Microsoft snares new hires with a nice starting salary. The salary is high to begin with, but moves very slowly. Of course, now everyone knows that their stock options are useless, and you're never going to become a millionare again from them.

    All in all, if you can get it it's a good experience, to see the pros AND cons of working at this unique company. I suggest going there for an internship, but don't sell your life and go there fulltime.

  72. I was/am an MS intern by Shaheen · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have been a Microsoft intern the past two summers. I've also accepted a full time position with Microsoft once I graduate from college.

    Some interns have much better experiences than others. I would say a vast majority have a great time, both professionally and socially. I am one of them, although I know some that didn't have a good time at all.

    Work is work as an intern. You're expected to gear up fairly quickly, but not so as to stress you out. You *are* an intern - Microsoft is not going to give you a job that is 100% mission critical. However, as an intern, you *can* make significant contribution to your group's products (You can find my name in the Xbox credits :). It's a slight ego booster.

    I saw a post that said you're expected to pull 55+ hour weeks. This isn't true. You are required to complete your assignments. If that means you need to work your ass off, and you want a good review, then that's what you have to do. If you're an awesome coder and can get it done in 20 hours, good for you. Go drink the rest of the time :)

    Corporate culture is great. Everyone is supportive about things like personal time, social lives, time off, etc. Morale is really high at Microsoft. Through the roof. The company just treats you right in many different ways.

    Being a Microsoft intern was the first time I had a consistent, fulfilling social life too. Pretty much every weekend was a party and having fun around Seattle.

    The party at Bill's house is getting to be a bit cliche. I suspect Bill doesn't really want to do it anymore, but he's expected to now. There are so many interns at MS that there are several parties over the course of a week.

    On the other hand, it's pretty damn sweet to get to see the inside of Bill's house.

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    1. Re:I was/am an MS intern by josh+crawley · · Score: 1


      >>>Work is work as an intern. You're expected to gear up fairly quickly, but not so as to stress you out. You *are* an intern - Microsoft is not going to give you a job that is 100% mission critical. However, as an intern, you *can* make significant contribution to your group's products (You can find my name in the Xbox credits :). It's a slight ego booster.

      So they're good to their emplyees? I've heard otherwise from 'former MS emplyees'. They hated every second if it.

      >>>I saw a post that said you're expected to pull 55+ hour weeks. This isn't true. You are required to complete your assignments. If that means you need to work your ass off, and you want a good review, then that's what you have to do. If you're an awesome coder and can get it done in 20 hours, good for you. Go drink the rest of the time :)

      That sounds ensible, but if that happened with my "jobs" they'd expect me to start working off my ass to HIT X hour mark. That's how damn near most jobs operate. If salaried, you work a fixed minimum with optional hours.

      >>>Corporate culture is great. Everyone is supportive about things like personal time, social lives, time off, etc. Morale is really high at Microsoft. Through the roof. The company just treats you right in many different ways.

      This right here, if anything, makes you look like a MS shill placed here. A business may be a family (which fits that monkier) but what family doesnt have UP's and DOWN's? The "Its the best place in the world because everybody grins, laughs, drinks, and parties" stuff sounds like payola landed in your pocket.

      >>>Being a Microsoft intern was the first time I had a consistent, fulfilling social life too. Pretty much every weekend was a party and having fun around Seattle.

      (sarcastic) Now we KNOW youre not a geek. Parties?!!? How dare you betray us!

    2. Re:I was/am an MS intern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you go to a good engineering/CS school, and you get good marks, then they KNOW its worth their while to treat you like a God. Just think about it. They give you the best experience of your life. Wouldn't you want to give something back? The place I work at now SUCKS. It sucks big floppy donkey dick. What do I do all day? Not much. Surf the net and read. Why? Because I hate this place. I see no reason to give anything back to it. Now if they would be a little more supportive of a social atmosphere and develop a community feeling around here, then I might feel some obligation. That's the way it was at my old place. PS2 Consoles everywhere, fooseball, comfy lounges, free coffee and muffins and really good bagels in the morning, completely flex hours, and sometimes the company would bring in a few cases of beer on a friday, courtesy of them. I probably accomplished more at that job than I ever have in my life. I gave it 100%...mainly because they were fantastic to me, and I wanted to be fantastic to them. I'm probably going back next term to do it all again. These guys here will lose an engineer, and my old job will gain one. It's this mentality that governs the MS workplace, and I must say it's a good one!

    3. Re:I was/am an MS intern by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

      >>If you go to a good engineering/CS school, and you get good marks, then they KNOW its worth their while to treat you like a God.

      Damn straight. You're their bread 'n butter.

      >>Just think about it. They give you the best experience of your life. Wouldn't you want to give something back? The place I work at now SUCKS. It sucks big floppy donkey dick.

      I've dealt with those places. Isn't fun at all..

      >>What do I do all day? Not much. Surf the net and read. Why? Because I hate this place. I see no reason to give anything back to it. Now if they would be a little more supportive of a social atmosphere and develop a community feeling around here, then I might feel some obligation.

      I'd just muck around with fun stuff. STill, getting money for being there is a damn good arrangement ;-) Still, good luck getting your old job back. Since the boom a lot of those nice environments have all but shrunk.

      Still, I have a negative attitude for a few reasons. We know that MS pays people to seed ideas/experiences in "the community". That right there brings me a slight distrust. Second, this is slashdot. Add that to me also hearing too many "Business Horror Stories" from consultants.. I think you see how I jsut dont naturally trust the paent poster.

    4. Re:I was/am an MS intern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, here's a question for you. You've got a low /. ID, yet you're a microsoft intern and just graduating from college. Have you been reading /. since you were in high school or what?

    5. Re:I was/am an MS intern by Giant+Robot · · Score: 1

      Some of us have been reading slashdot since before it had user names, when 10 comments per story was huge stuff... and I'm still in college.

      I discovered /. in grade nine from a link on mp3.com... on my 486 ahh the good old days... I should have registered for an ID the first moment!

      What do you think will happen in another few years when the last generation of geeks get older?

  73. So it's like working for any other tech company... by raehl · · Score: 1

    Prior to 2001.

    This tech company just happens to still be profitable.

  74. Summer Internship Opportunities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a college sophmore at the University of Pennsylvania pursuing a Bachelor of Science and Engineering in Computer Science Engineering (as well as a Bachelor of Economics from the Wharton School) looking for a technology internship this summer. Do you guys have any suggestions?

    (I check slashdot atleast daily, just haven't created an account yet)

  75. Cracking is fungible... by Alomex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At the same time, from a security standpoint things are as bad as ever. Of all the machines on my network here, the only ones that have ever been compromised are the Windows boxes.

    I agree that this is the case. Yet, a sensible explanation of why this is so is that more people write Windows exploits than Unix. Hence more flaws are found. The old adage of OSS is: debugging is fungible. Well so is cracking. Let's call that Alomex Law "cracking is fungible", as a consequence the most popular platform will be the most cracked. In fact as Linux continues to gain ground we'll see an increase in exploits (side note: about a year ago all our Red Hat boxes were cracked here).

    In simple terms, if my goal as evil-cracker is to maximize disruption why would I spend hours pouring BeOS code that would give me access to four computers, when I can build upon readily available cracking utilities that can give me access to 90% of the world's computers?

    1. Re:Cracking is fungible... by Danse · · Score: 1

      Sure, but Microsoft is a behemoth. They have the resources to fix their security problems. They just haven't. Even when they know about a problem, it often goes unfixed for months, if not longer.

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    2. Re:Cracking is fungible... by Alomex · · Score: 1

      They have the resources to fix their security problems. They just haven't. Even when they know about a problem, it often goes unfixed for months, if not longer.

      Sure but this is a different problem: Microsoft is unresponsive.

      So let's not confuse quality of released code and responsiveness of manufacturer.

      Personally, I agree with your comment on M$ unresponsiveness. We once found a bug in the optimization routine of Microsoft C. We had the platinum (or whatever the name is) support package with M$ which included 'face' time with "experts" so we sent an e-mail with the bug report.

      Their answer: there won't be a patch forthcoming, it won't be fixed any time soon, it is not even clear if it will be fixed a year and half from now when we release the new version.

      This is in contrast with other software manufacturers for which we would often get patches sent to us within a month or so of reporting a bug.

    3. Re:Cracking is fungible... by lewp · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you to the extent that most people won't waste their time trying to crack BeOS anymore, I don't think your argument extends to UNIX vs. Windows security nearly as well as you think.

      Come on, if you're writing code for recognition purposes there's a lot more in it for you to get Theo de Raadt's goat by finding a rare OpenBSD hole than Bill G's by poking through the swiss cheese that is Windows.

      And for "let's actually crack this box" purposes there's probably already a four month old exploit that the admin hasn't patched that you can use to break into a Windows box, so why waste your time writing a new one?

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    4. Re:Cracking is fungible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you wish to cause problems, or have a good base for a ddos atack your best targets today are web servers (good fast hardware and good fast lines)

      There Unix kicks ass http://www.netcraft.com/survey/

  76. PUGET PUGET PUGET by confusednoise · · Score: 0

    Someone please tell this guy it's Puget Sound, not Pudget Sound. Pudget Sound looks like the words used to describe the noises a short fat person might make....

  77. Help! Help! They're taking our CHILDREN!!! by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

    ...And, the bastards are giving them RIBS and POTATO SALAD! Oh, the humanity! Oh, the humanity... Poor little Johnny, we barely knew ye...

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    Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
  78. not so bad, even for the open source community by jarnies · · Score: 1

    while it is easy to jump on the young kids jumping to microsoft even though the company represents what is wrong with american business to so many of us, maybe it aint such a bad thing. consider that as time progresses these kids will rise through the ranks of microsoft corp to a position of power, and hopefully a few of them will retain the ideals of open-source etc. change from within could then occur. it would be even more likely to happen if the idealistic geeks would carpet bomb the shit out of microsoft by applying for these internships, employment in droves. at least one of them, if not more, is bound to make it past the scrutinizing interviews and maintain ones integrity while still reaching a position of power. it would be like a spy movie or something. anyone want to infiltrate the mysterious lair of scorpio. be careful not to become whom you pretend to be.

    i would apply, but im a mathematician and dont know much about computers.

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  79. Been There, Did That by nachoboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yup, I was one of them. I landed an internship for the giant in the summer of 2000. Here's my take on what happened:

    The Interviews: One phone interview with what I later learned was an HR rep took about 90 minutes. She mostly asked generic thinking questions, encouraging me to think aloud. Stuff like "If you could build your own movie theatre, what would it be like?" A couple of days later, I heard from an actual recruiter who said they'd like to interview me in person. At many of the larger schools, a Microsoft interviewing team will actually visit the campus, but in this case, they flew me up to Redmond. Got a sweet 4 day trip - one day to fly up, one day to interview, one day to hang in Seattle, and flew back on the last day. I will have to say that the interview day was without doubt the most grueling day of my entire life. I was directed to show up at campus at about 8:30 AM. Since I had been provided a rental car and hotel room about 3 minutes away, this wasn't a problem. I spent the first interview with another HR recruiter (Brian Schneider actually, who was quoted in the article). He mostly prepped me for the day, telling me to always remember who the audience was for anything I spoke about and to not worry about getting the right answer, just to talk through what I was thinking. I was then shuttled over another building, where the real interview process goes like this. You sit in the lobby, and someone comes out from the back. They take you back to their actual office and spend 45 minutes to an hour with you. After their questions, they lead you back to the lobby. There's two choices after that. If you did well, another employee will come and interview you. If you didn't, the next person to come out will call a shuttle for you back to the HR building, and your day is over. I wasn't that lucky. What they don't tell is that after every interview, the interviewer writes up a short spiel about you and passes the email thread along to your next interviewer. I spent the entire day in 5 interviews. They literally picked my brain to pieces. The only tough development question I was asked was how I would reverse a linked list and I wrote out some pseudo-code. (I wasn't, however, applying for a 'grunt' programmer position, although I do like to code.) The vast majority of the questions were "how you think" questions: how I would design an alarm clock with an unlimited budget, how elevator controls should work, justify my programming of a TV with 5 buttons. Also several "puzzle" questions which I usually had to think about but got an acceptable if not expected answer in the end. Everything was very laid back - the campus dress code is wear something, and everyone has carte blanch over how they decorate their office. I made it home after 6PM and pretty much just curled up in a ball and slept. They make it a point to get back to you in a week, and when they did, I was shocked at the salary. Let me just say that the article cuts the line a little low. (Although not everyone makes the same amount - you do better in a product group with an app that ships and makes money like Office or Windows, than you do in a business group that just manages internal affairs like payroll databases.)

    The Summer: I had a blast. Every intern gets assigned a "mentor" who is more of a guide than a boss. You usually take a bit of his/her work and it actually gets assigned to YOU. Whatever decision YOU make is what stands. It's cool cause you can actually make a difference. Of course everything is still subject to peer review but I can recall some decisions I made. [Our product never actually shipped although some reincarnation of it may appear in the future...] The first day I showed up I had an actual office with my nameplate already on it and a computer hooked up and ready to go. I was free to do what I want, really. And contrary to the article, you work your own hours. Literally. I was provided subsidized housing and a subsidized rental car, as well as a pass card that would let me into any building on campus 24 hours a day 365 days a year. As long as I showed up for any meetings I was a part of, I could work as many or as few hours a day/week as I wanted. Still had to get the work done of course, and I did work some *long* weeks, especially when bug or demo deadlines were coming up. They also *threw* money at me. Every time I turned around, someone was dropping a "perk" off at my office... a designer fleece... a picnic backpack... cool stuff you actually use and not worthless corporate "gifts." Oh, and all the drinks are free all the time to all employees. The many kitchens are all constantly stocked with both a Pepsi and Coke fridge.

    The Perks: We had free use of the buildings anytime. Quite a few times we hauled a DVD player down to a "conference room" (think small movie theatre size, not nonproductive-meeting-room size) and set it up on the giant projection screen for a movie night. I never got one peep from security, even when playing laser tag across the corporate campus from 11PM - 2AM with half a dozen other interns. Basically if you work there, have it your way. You have many of the same perks as full-timers as an intern. Free bus rides all over the city. This MS "benefit" card that got us and guests free or heavily discounted admittance to TONS of Seattle attractions. The MS shuttle system is designed to get employees to and from the separate buildings but they also make scheduled trips to various outlying areas. It's all free. Oh, and one of the best parts is the MS Company Store. Yes, every version of every software product MS has ever made is freely available on the corporate LAN, most of the time with those @$#& CD-keys disabled. But if you'd like a boxed copy with a real CD and that pamplet that passes as a manual these days, the company store has all current products at a heavy discount. Books and hardware are usually 50% off retail (I picked up quite a few of the Intellimouse Explorers) and software is 90 to 95% OFF retail. That means copies of Windows were $20-25, and full versions of Office were only slightly more. Felt good be legit for once. ;)

    The Barbecue: Yup, we went to Bill's. Met him, Melinda, and even the kids Jennifer and Rory. Played on their private beach. Swung on the swing set. Ate until we were gorged. Pretty much just hung out for the evening. The classic moment was when I had loaded my plate up (it's a buffet) and was walking back to my seat. A waitress passed by with a mouth-watering plate of the best looking fruit-topped cheese cake I'd ever seen. I immediately swung around, saying "I'm gonna make sure and get me a piece of that before it runs out!" The server just turned around, smiled, and said "Oh, don't worry, we never run out of anything." I was shocked but it turned out to be true. When I went to the dessert table later there was still plenty of everything.

    The Secret: All in all, the intern program is lucrative so as to benefit MS, not you. An internship for them is basically an extended interview. They like to give internships to those who are one summer away from graduation. That way, if you do well over your three months, they can snap you up right after graduation. If you don't, well, they only lost 3 months worth of salary on you. It's all about finding the top talent.

  80. Don't know why by Mullen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know why people are slamming college students that are interns at Microsoft.
    First off, any job in this economy is a good job. The dot com boom is over and so are the 100K jobs where a pulse was the only requirement.

    Second, when you have a big company like MS on your resume, the job market opens up a lot more, even in bad times. I worked at the "Evil Northwest Book, CD's and More company" and don't regret it one bit. After leaving that company I had a job in 6 weeks that paid 15K more a year. Having that those kinds of companies on the resume helps a lot. You can call me a whore, but you'll do it from the unemployment office.

    Three, MS treats it employees well. I know of very few companies that offer all of the benefts and salary that MS offers. When it comes down to it, work is only about three things; Pay, Benefits, and Intresting work. MS appears to provide all three.

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  81. Freudian Slip? by endoboy · · Score: 1
    internerd

    inter-nerd?

  82. That Sucks by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

    While I can't speak from the female pov, I heard a good number of stories about ppl having just horrible internships and bad mentors. Unfortunatly I think some people just get the bad ones at MS. I'm sorry it didn't go better, or you didn't had a better group.

    While neither of my internships were bad, the second was more enjoyable, the group just got along better and worked better I think.

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  83. I was offered an interview for an internship but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I turned it down there is no way in hell that i am leaving southren california where i am now for redmond. Besides there are many tech companies where i am now in sorrento valley that are very attractive

  84. In case you read replies... by pq · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ... this is my first time posting on Slashdot ...

    In case you read replies, I should warn you not to take them personally.

    The vast majority of the people here read a great comment, nod or shake their heads, and carry on without replying. I was about to do the same, until I read some of the other replies you got... Don't take the anonymous replies from a few cruel jerks with too much time on their hands as opinions representative of the rest of the people on the site. Your comment was a great one, and at least the moderators showed their appreciation.

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    1. Re:In case you read replies... by The+J+Kid · · Score: 1

      Absolutely.

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    2. Re:In case you read replies... by quintessent · · Score: 0

      I am very sorry for the negative experience you had at Microsoft, and I applaud your decision to share it in this public forum.

      I'm sure you would have been a great asset to Microsoft if your group had been more mature. Let's pray the 21st century will finally bring a world where people can work together without sexism and petty attitudes. In the meantime, I apologize deeply and sincerely, for us, the male half of this world. Most of us a trying. Too many of us are not. I hope we're improving and will continue to do so.

      Thank you for sharing your comments.

  85. you mean they really aren't evil? by AssFace · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft has always been one of the Fortune top rated copmanies to work for. Up there with Adobe, WalMart, Wegmans, and Pfizer.
    (granted they did have an issue with being sued by the part time people because those people apparently felt that the contract that they agreed to and signed... was unfair - not sure what ever came of that - perhaps with the downturn in the economy those people realized that they were lucky for their jobs and shut the hell up)

    I have 10 friends that I went to college with that interviewed with Microsoft, and now 5 of them work there (they all got offers, 3 of them didn't want to move, one of them opted for grad school, and the last thought he had a chance at Apple or something... he didn't last I heard). (I can remember one of the guys wore Tevas, a shirt he had painted in that had holes in it, and ragged cut offs to his Microsoft interview, while some others debated on suits or not - he wanted to make sure that they were only going by his brain... he got the offer... and turned it down to go to grad school)
    The guys that work there love it. And in the tech world (I guess only outside of slashdot), seeing that you worked at Microsft actually has some tech cred to it - I know of 3 guys that I went to school with that went on to start their own companies and the MS name on their cv helped get their funding.
    I know a guy that works in their computer game department, and I know a guy that works in their XBox game department (I think it is slightly funny that they are even different departments). They each think it is the coolest job on the planet, and I'm not sure I blame them.

    I find it really amusing that "everyone" here thinks MS is so evil, when in reality, they are one of the best companies to work for - and perhaps are even doing some things right - as much as it hurts the people here to think.
    It is human nature to strive to be at the top, and to some extent, to resent those that sit at the top. Were Apple or Linux to rise up and dethrone the current MS position, the same people here would start griping about the exact same issues that MS is going through because they are side effects of beinga successful company.
    and in true slashdot mentality, I'm sure this will get modded troll

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    1. Re:you mean they really aren't evil? by kingkade · · Score: 0, Troll

      thank you AssFace, that was an insightful posting.

    2. Re:you mean they really aren't evil? by harmonica · · Score: 1

      I find it really amusing that "everyone" here thinks MS is so evil, when in reality, they are one of the best companies to work for - [...]

      People here dislike MS for their policies and the way they are dealing with customers and competitors. I don't think it was ever suggested that they treat their employees badly.

    3. Re:you mean they really aren't evil? by Keeper · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure how the lawsuit turned out, but the result is that contract workers are only allowed to work for MS for 9-10 months at a time. After which they are required to work at a different company for a certain period of time before becoming elidgable to work at MS again ...

  86. movie by eyeareque · · Score: 1

    anyone who is thinking about being an intern should watch the movie: Anti-Trust :)

  87. Re your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why am I not surprised that someone with such a simplistic attitude towards waging a pre-emptive war can't even spell Saddam's name right?

    1. Re:Re your sig by BTWR · · Score: 1

      Um... as an Arabic word, it has no "correct" latin-based spelling. Both are acceptable.

  88. this will get modded higher than my other posts by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


    Mmmm.... more ale...

  89. Dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you weren't such a loser, you would realize the point was not that they should have invested their money elsewhere because it was too expensive to keep going after chicks like that. The point was that these guys were so pathetic that they actually thought throwing money at chicks when you are a miserable old lech would work.

    They will never get girls that way, and it is sad that they, and you, don't realize it.

    Let's use an analogy. Imagine you have a can of food and it looks like really good food. If you keep blowing the can open with dynamite, you're not going to be able to eat the food. It doesn't matter if you're really hungry or the food looks really good, or that you can afford the dynamite. You can't open a can of food that way so stop trying.

    I know the idea of blowing up a can of food with dynamite sounds totally absurd, but I bet watching these MS guys in action would make me laugh out loud as well.

  90. Interns are smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because all operating systems are written by programmers, I assume that any operating system is much smarter than me. Thus, any good operating system should try to outsmart me by restricting my options at every turn. Linux, like all versions of Unix, is lousy at restricting my options because at the command line virtually any operation can be performed with ease. (For example, 'rm -rf /win' could 'delete an entire mounted directory, with no popup window warnings whatsoever.)

    I'm proud to say that there is no such danger in XP. Windows pop up when I want to make a change, and then more pop up to ask if I'm sure I want the change. Thankfully, Windows XP looks after my computer's well-being by occasionally switching configuration settings from the way I want them to what the OS programmers think they might probably ought to be. Boy, I'm just impressed with how smart they are. Once I learned to live with whatever the default settings are on any new hardware I install, I can't say the number of hours I have saved.

    I use that spare time to reboot my Windows XP machine multiple times a day. Technical support personnel recommend that I do it regularly-- kind of like brushing my teeth. To help remind me of this necessity, windows pop up to tell me to reboot whenever I make a configuration change. By now my machine is minty fresh, I figure.

    There is no such useful rebooting in a Linux system. It is as reliable as the sunrise, with uptimes in weeks, months and years. Virtually no configuration change requires a reboot, to boot. Imagine all that plaque in the computer. Gross!

    In XP I am prevented from making dangerous fundamental configuration changes unless I use a special "registry editor". I have found it so useful to have this separate editor that I hope in future versions they go all the way and supply a separate editor for each file on the disk-- in that way windows could pop up at every keystroke to warn me that changing any line in the file I am editing could cause the system to not run properly. If this were only the case, people would finally learn that it is best to just stick with the mouse and they would be freed of the need to constantly move their hands back to the keyboard. (If one stops to think about it, the mouse is a much better device to use than the keyboard. Ever hear of someone getting carpal tunnel syndrome from a mouse? No. It's comfortable and ergonomic. Like Morse code devices. That's how long distance communication started, after all.)

    Linux, by contrast, requires no special editor to change configuration files. The fact that there is no "registry" in Linux allows the abomination of using any text editor whatsoever to do the configuration. Can you believe that configuration files are usually stored clear text? Talk about dangerous!

    I am also happy to report that I have experienced no truth to the rumor that Windows disks become corrupt after improper shutdowns. Indeed, I have been forced to improperly shutdown the machine innumerable times after it locks up, and I have no apparent problems to report regarding the disk. No such claim can be made for Linux. They say something about lack of data points. Excuses are all I ever seem to hear from the Linux crowd.

    By sheer size alone, Windows XP beats Linux hands down. It is so much bigger, it is _obvious_ that it is better. Why would you want a small OS with the large disks and RAM sizes we have these days? For this reason alone, I heartily recommend Windows as a way to maximize resource utilization. Your CPU and disk will constantly be pegged to the limit, the way god intended. The Linux kernel and drivers accounts for only about 750KB. Why, even the Microsoft Win16 subsystem uses more space than that.

    It is no surprise that Windows XP costs $300 on the retail market and Linux doesn't cost anything. People know what they want, and they want Windows XP. Because Linux is free, that means it's basically worthless. The same goes for all the development tools, remotable GUIs, and applications, which all cost money for Windows (i.e., are worth something) and free for Linux (worthless!).

    Installing software is very easy in Windows XP. I usually slip in CDs without even reading instructions or warnings, and just double click on whatever window pops up. There is no need to read anything or touch the keyboard. (Did I mention that I hate that thing?) Well, OK, I have learned the hard way the machine locks up if I don't take the time to close all other applications.

    Linux, by contrast, requires typing on the keyboard to get anything to install at all. And you always have to know the NAME of program you want to install. For example, in Slackware, you have to type "pkgtool" to install a program. Linux needs to get with the 21st century!

    Windows XP follows the DOS convention of putting \r\n at the end of every line of a text file. While this is only a mild concern because of the relative rarity of text files on Windows machines these days-- thank god--it helps to differentiate between the text files and the other files. Sadly, Linux makes no distinction between text and other files.

    If I legitimately purchase Windows XP, I can call Microsoft customer support to get help with my problems. After a short hold time of an hour or so, they always help me. Ever since I told them that I was dual booting to Linux, they were able to flag my account and now each time I call even the entry level support personnel I am connected to say that Linux is the source of my problems. Everyone seems to agree that Linux is no good. The more I listen, the more I'm impressed with the knowledge of the support staff there.

    By contrast, in Linux, all I have is stockpiles of resources and documentation that I would actually have to read in order to understand. Sure, I could obtain Linux support from a commercial organization, but they would probably just tell me I have to use a text editor to fix up my system.

    In the end, I have no need for that old computer donkey Unix. I don't need to run big Unix tasks, after all. I refuse to become one of those a bug-eyed computer users, that's for sure. As soon as I can keep Windows XP from crashing for long enough, I'm going to delete my Linux partition, i.e., the equivalent of moving it to the Recycle Bin, saying that I'm sure, emptying the Recycle Bin, and again saying that I'm sure I want to empty it.

  91. You must not be a manager. by LibertineR · · Score: 1
    A smart manager would be less concerned about this guys attitude, and more concerned about their systems. If the guy is good with MS stuff, (you said so yourself) then let him do THAT, and ONLY that. Make him responsible for it, and let him know that regardless of his attitude, advancement means learning the rest. In the mean time you have a competant worker.

    Firings for attitude is stupid. If the guy can do the job he was hired for, leave him alone.

    Or is it that he threatens you?

    1. Re:You must not be a manager. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting the job done is important but attitude, along with many other human issues, is not something that can be ignored.

      Competition is good in some positions but the industry has shown how terrible it can be in the support department, i.e. when Compaq and HP merged.

    2. Re:You must not be a manager. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firings for attitude is stupid. If the guy can do the job he was hired for, leave him alone

      But he's not, according to the OP. Try reading the post - they need to support all the systems they run. For anyone with half a brain, not too hard. For an MCSE, however ...

      Or is it that he threatens you?

      How would anyone be "threatened" by what sounds like a grad who can't learn new things because they are too stupid and lazy?

      This is exactly the kind of person I've had to put up with too much in the last 5 or so years due to employment demand exceeding supply, but luckily now we can be more picky. The likes of him are, by and large, currently learning about the deep fryer and the local fast food outlet.

      And thank *fucking* Christ for that!

    3. Re:You must not be a manager. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when was being a "manager" something to be proud of? Only dipshits end up as managers, the rest become independant consultants or start their own companies.

      I suppose, if you don't actually have any skills, then management is a good option.

  92. Does this remind anyone of by sobachatina · · Score: 0, Redundant
    the movie antitrust?

    Just a thought

  93. So the process still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting
    I'm a former MS manager. I can tell you from your post that you are exactly the type that we would want to weed out. You were a bad hire. You should have been way too busy to be concerned about "sexist comments in the intern newsgroup". You were not brought there to chat, dear. If you complained to HR about ANYTHING as an intern, you sealed your fate that day. Did it occur to you just how many other people might want your slot?

    Your complaint seems to be much more focused on interpersonal relations then on your WORK. I would question how much time you spent after hours boning up on the areas you were weak in? You say you got "boring projects" that hurt your motivation? Did you think that you were going to get handed the best stuff right off the bat, with your limited Windows programing experience?

    Every year, there are a few interns who thought they they should be tasked with rewriting the GDI, they were so hot-shit. Every year, I collected their pencils when they failed to impress anyone.

    Regardless of the perks, Microsoft is not Disneyland. You were not there have smoke blown up your programming ass, you were there to convince people of your skills, and even more than that, of your ability to perform under stress.

    There are no bad jobs, just bad employees.

    1. Re:So the process still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy WAS a MS manager. And probably still is. There are a few words in this post that unmistakably identify him as a present or former MS employee. :0)

    2. Re:So the process still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mod the above up! It is right on target.

      The problem sounds like she just couldn't cut it as an intern, gender aside. I've found that women in IT seem to have some specific difficulties in general though.

      I think a lot of the attiude that they have comes from the fact that CS programs everywhere are trying to get more women - they really coddle them to keep them in the major. They end up way too self important when they get into the workforce, and they expect employers to be fighting over them like the schools did.

      It also seems like they're WAY too concerned about the title and prestige they're going to get rather than the work they're going to do. I'm sure some would clean toilets if they could get "Vice President" printed on their business card for it.

      I'm dealing with a few of these types in graduate studies. Great transcripts, can't actually DO anything significant. And, I seriously think one's in the program just because she wants to be called "Doctor". This is the future.

    3. Re:So the process still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your point?

      I manage other MS managers now. So what?

    4. Re:So the process still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a former MS manager. I can tell you from your post that you are exactly the type that we would want to weed out. You were a bad hire. You should have been way too busy to be concerned about "sexist comments in the intern newsgroup". You were not brought there to chat, dear. If you complained to HR about ANYTHING as an intern, you sealed your fate that day. Did it occur to you just how many other people might want your slot?

      While I agree with most of your post, this part makes be question if you really are who you say you are. If there are things going on within a company that can be deemed sexist and/or hostile, this person SHOULD be going to HR, intern or not. As a manager, you would know that comments like these are setting your company up for a lawsuit, not to mention putting your job in jeopardy if you are telling your intern to ignore it and go back to work. By doing that, you are fostering the hostile work environment. If you are a manager with MS, which I doubt, you obviously weren't a very good one at making sure that your employees felt comfortable coming into work. I don't care if I am friends with everyone I'm working around, or if I even like them. If I know I can come into work without having to hear sexist remarks, I am going to be the most productive employee I can be.

      Your complaint seems to be much more focused on interpersonal relations then on your WORK.

      I agree with this, 100%. As a female, I am going to throw in my two cents why that may be. My first job outside of college was in an environment that was so hateful and so mysognistic, I just couldn't believe it. I had never encountered any negativity within the computer science department at school or with any geeks I had ever socialized with in the past. But when it came to the workplace, it was so overwhelming, I could not concentrate on what I was doing. I was more concerned about how I was going to react when my boss called me a "cunt" or made a comment about how hot my ass looked in that skirt. I was 22 and it was the 90's! Women weren't supposed to be subjected to that in the workplace anymore! I got out of that job very fast. I did what I considered to be very good work at that job, but years later, I can't tell you one accomplish, but I could tell you just about every single mysognistic remark made by my male superiors. I see how this girl can be focusing on the wrong part of her internship. Her college experiences never set her up to realize that there are a whole lot of assholes out there and that the best thing to do is to ignore them.

    5. Re:So the process still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hostile and sexist are subjective terms.

      I can tell you that no company takes sexual harrasment issues more seriously than Microsoft. There is a no tolerance policy, and people are fired on their first offence, no questions asked. I am not suggesting that the woman should not avail herself of HR if she was harrassed. I am saying that she should have seriously considered taking one of those "I'M OFFENDED" stances that dont mean anything these days. Tell me where it says anywhere in the law that people have the right to not be offended?

      I think had this gal been more busy with her WORK, she would not have had the time to be offended. We have always bent over backwards for Interns, because they are people that have been identified as having promise, so if this gal had a legitmate complaint, it would have been addressed.

      There is a saying here; "Make sure that if you get noticed, is for a GOOD reason, rather than a bad reason". If this intern's work had been pristine, she would not have had a single problem at Microsoft.

      She pretty much admitted to not being up to snuff, and what did she do about it? She didnt say anything about improving her skills, or working harder/better/smarter/faster, she didnt say she asked what she could do to improve. All she said was that when she had a problem, she complained. THAT is what I meant by sealing her fate, not that she should not take her problems to HR.

      The idea is to give your manager no reason to label you as a "no-hire", because if that happens, you are done. She should have kept her comments to herself until or unless her work improved, then (along with a good reputation) had her issues addressed.

      My job is not to make people feel comfortable, my job is to make my OWN manager look good, and contribute towards making money for the company. There is no hostile work environment here, unless you cant do your job. Then it gets real hostile, real fast. If I was not a good manager, I would not be one very long, I can assure you.

    6. Re:So the process still works. by swb · · Score: 1

      The idea is to give your manager no reason to label you as a "no-hire", because if that happens, you are done. She should have kept her comments to herself until or unless her work improved, then (along with a good reputation) had her issues addressed.

      What you've just defined is a coercive workplace where substandard conditions (abusiveness, sexism, pay, etc) are expected to be accepted in order to get to whatever the next level is (permanent job, raise, promotion).

      I agree with the pragmatic angle of it (I've bit my tongue more than once), but I also have a real problem with the idea that we're supposed to just be quiet and accept it because there's a reward at the end.

      Abusive behavior of any kind should never be tolerated by any employee or any business for any reason. Unfortunately I think that each place has its threshold of abuse, and people that complain below the commonly accepted threshold get marked as "whiners" when in fact they're doing the business a favor, since its the failure to speak out that keeps the attorneys busy.

    7. Re:So the process still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "What you've just defined is a coercive workplace where substandard conditions (abusiveness, sexism, pay, etc) are expected to be accepted in order to get to whatever the next level is (permanent job, raise, promotion).

      I think that is a silly interpretation, but one consistant with the type of person who does not do well at Microsoft.

      People here should be concerned with their own performance, rather than the behavior of others, and if they are, then they are too busy to notice any juvenile nonsense occuring in a newsgroup.

      People with chips on their shoulders(or looking to get one) should stay away. This is a place of business, not a place to build one's self esteem.

    8. Re:So the process still works. by Slurpee · · Score: 1


      I'm a former MS manager.

      You should never manage anyone. You show an abysmal knowledge of good management, and you suck as a human.

      From your post, you believe that:

      You should have been way too busy to be concerned about sexist comments in the intern newsgroup
      - internal news groups set up for interns should not be used.


      If you complained to HR about ANYTHING as an intern, you sealed your fate that day.

      - Reporting abuse to HR about anything is a fireable offence. Interns should just shut up and accept anything that is thrown at them.


      Your complaint seems to be much more focused on interpersonal relations then on your WORK

      - Personal relationships don't matter at work.


      There are no bad jobs, just bad employees.

      - There is no such thing as bad jobs, just bad employees.

      Here is a realitity check for you:

      - Internal news servers are set up to be used and are part of your company policy. If such groups are being used to harrass females, they should complain.

      - That interns should have to put up with any amount of sexual harrasment or assault and not complain is just wrong and illegal. This isn't software we are talking about, but real people potentially suffering real abuse. You may not sexually harrase people yourself, but your attitude condones it.

      - Personal relationships do matter at work. It matters because it effects how we view and enjoy work. Any good HR person should be able to tell you that. Any good manager should know that it matters.

      - There are workers in Indonesia being paid $1 a day to make shoes for some company. They often working 12 hours day every day, sometimes with a gun pointed at them. Explain to these workers that they should not whinge, cause there ain't no such thing as a bad job, just bad employees.

      - That she decided to tell us about personal relationships at MS when she worked there does not mean she did not work, did not try, or did not learn. But it does show why she didn't enjoy her job.

      I can understand why you posted anonymously, as I doubt if MS knew your real views they would allow you to remain as an employee. I hope that most MS managers aren't like you. I doubt they are.

      I have seen at least one manager go to jail for condoning sexual harrassment. I have personally been involved with at least two managers being fired for abusing their employees.

      I sincerly hope you get taken down some day. If you really believe your views are acceptable, tell us who you are. Then we can see if your company agrees to.

    9. Re:So the process still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You either cannot read or you are really stupid.

    10. Re:So the process still works. by dpt · · Score: 1

      People here should be concerned with their own performance

      Then, explain the poor quality of your output. Thanks.

    11. Re:So the process still works. by quintessent · · Score: 1

      I'm a former MS manager.

      I note with interest the word "former". Employee morale, is one of the keys to productivity. By your attitude you no doubt have managed to damage this within your group. No one can assess the cost in lost productivity and even lost employees that likely have resulted.

      If an intern went to HR, it was an act of great bravely, for the very reason that you mention--that doing so may risk putting someone's job in danger. Doing so, then, was an unselfish act that helps the many who were afraid to speak and the many who will follow.

    12. Re:So the process still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are either really stupid or... oh wait, there is no or.

    13. Re:So the process still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good god you're a piece of shit

    14. Re:So the process still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. To be assimilated into Microsoft, you must put aside all human feelings and concerns. All that matters is making money for Bill.

    15. Re:So the process still works. by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      >my job is to make my OWN manager look good,

      No. Your job is to ensure that your team meets the goals set forth for it, whether or not it makes your manager look good. Key to that is high morale among your team members. If your main goal is making your manager look good- you will have crappy products, pissed off employees, and eventually you will be fired.

      I've worked for people with that attitude. They are lower than dogshit.

    16. Re:So the process still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People with chips on their shoulders(or looking to get one) should stay away.

      Then what are you doing there? All I see here is you playing "I can complain louder than you..."

  94. They take research interns too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the comments I've read so far have been regarding Developer/Testing/Program Management internships. Microsoft also offers. These DO rock (I was a Software Design Engineer in Test Intern in the summer of '96 and '97). I worked 40-60 hours a week, depending on deadlines, with some of the most talented people in the industry. And I can honestly say I know WHY comercial software is shipped with bugs in it, and how a real, live product gets developed. It was frankly a vacation compared to being an undergrad, but then again, I actually _worked_ during undergrad.

    But I haven't seen anyone mention MS Research interns. They DO take research interns - something important to think about if you're on an academic/corporate research track. They offer pay that embarrasses what Dev/Test/PM interns make, but they're also looking for people who are working on their graduate degrees. They do top notch research there, comparable to anything done in universities and published in all the major journals, but with more pay, more benefits, and better working conditions than a university computer lab. And no one will ever blame you for Windows bugs.

  95. I told Microsoft no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a computer Engineering student, and I will always feel proud knowning that i turned Microsoft down. I will be working for IBM this summer. Linux will prevail!

  96. Thoughts of a 5 time intern.. by Chokai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I grew up in Seattle and actually started working for Microsoft my Junior/Senior year of high school through their HS program. I then worked for the company for the three summers of my college years at the UW. All told I did 5 internships in 3 different divisions. In the end I decided not to work for Microsoft, opting for a smaller and highly profitable company in downtown Seattle.

    I did however really enjoy my time at MS. It's a fun intern program. Microsoft knows how to party and for a college person it's an ideal situation.

    However I concluded that my internships really didn't help me in the end. Also because I had been at the company so long Microsoft assumed I was garunteed to work for them after graduation. When I interviewed for FT my senior year recruiting did not listen to my desires. I was lied to about position availability and after battling with them for some time about various things when I showed up I was interviewing for a position in a group I had specifically requested not to work in. This is not unexpected though. If you give someone the perception that they have control over you they will often times abuse it.

    Fortunatly I am happier now and am being given a level of responsibility MS would have never given me. :-)

  97. Oh really? Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Everything you mentioned, happened to me.

    Now, after 13 years at Microsoft I am 40 and retired. I am older, wiser and RICHER than I was then, and I busted my ass to get here.

    I look back on those free drinks and subsidized lunch room with great gratitude, because until I vested, that was where I got most of my meals. I got most of my exercise on the soccer field and at the Pro Club. I got most of my friendships and sexual conquests from Buildings 9 through 22.

    Now, I get to do whatever the hell I want to do, like sit here in my pj's at almost 10 in the morning and look down at all the poor souls waiting to get across the 520 while I can hop in my SeaRay when ever I need to cross the lake.

    It was worth every hard, long, fucked up minute I spent on campus because the rest of my days belong to me.

    1. Re:Oh really? Idiot. by pubjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everything you mentioned, happened to me.

      Now, after 13 years at Microsoft I am 40 and retired. I am older, wiser and RICHER than I was then, and I busted my ass to get here.

      I look back on those free drinks and subsidized lunch room with great gratitude, because until I vested, that was where I got most of my meals. I got most of my exercise on the soccer field and at the Pro Club. I got most of my friendships and sexual conquests from Buildings 9 through 22.

      Now, I get to do whatever the hell I want to do, like sit here in my pj's at almost 10 in the morning and look down at all the poor souls waiting to get across the 520 while I can hop in my SeaRay when ever I need to cross the lake.

      It was worth every hard, long, fucked up minute I spent on campus because the rest of my days belong to me.


      Well, I guess you and me have a different view of the world.

      You see, I know how to enjoy myself without needing to be excessively rich. I have lots of great friends who I see very regularly, I live within a ten minute walk of the beach, I go hiking and biking most weekends. I don't work late or weekends. I often get up at 10am on weekdays, because I'm my own boss. And I don't need to be a millionaire to do any of that.

      Personally I would not sacrifice thirteen years of the prime of my life for the just for the sake of money. If you think that makes me an idiot, so be it.

    2. Re:Oh really? Idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I should not have called you an idiot. I apologize.

      The truth is, I did enjoy most of my time there. What I am saying, is that what I didnt enjoy; I was substantially compensated for.

      The point I was trying to make, is that life is a crapshoot, some folks at Microsoft loved every minute of it. Many did not, but are damm glad they buckled down and did what was nessesary to succeed.

      I live on Lake Washington, something I always wanted to do when I was one of those slaves stuck on the 520 every morning at 6am.

      You seemed to be suggesting that Microsoft lies to its employees about the future and they do not. The future you get out of Microsoft is up to you. If you are the complaining, whining type, you wont last long enough to see any of the benefits of all that hard work.

      Opportunity knocks, some open the door and some just bitch about the noise.

    3. Re:Oh really? Idiot. by pubjames · · Score: 1

      I should not have called you an idiot. I apologize.

      Thank you. Very gracious of you. Nice to see someone being civil on Slashdot for a change!

  98. IT Internships (and the lack of) by orpheus2000 · · Score: 1

    What I *really* hate is the dichotomy of the usual requirement of a bachelor's degree (in CS usually) for work as a sysadmin in a decent org/compnay but the complete irrelevance of everything in college for the actual job.

    Internships are a good example

    I would like to hear from *anyone* who's had a real IT internship, not a programming or project managing position. The closest I saw was my internship at IBM's Global Services Houston office where I was with the Infrastructure Group. They had to pull a few strings to get me in as well. And for what? While I was there, they didn't even let me *touch* a UNIX machine for anything remotely admin. They had me writing perl for Tivoli (the most god-awful overengineered system management product) and redesigning their internal web page.

    I'm just frustrated that college and internships are so finely focused on the programmer, there's almost nothing for a junior sysadmin with his RHCE looking to learn a few things before being thrusted into a shit job market.

    I'm graduated, and the best I could get was a local job in a podunk city in the bible belt admining a whopping 3 RH machines and windows boxes part time. And no, I can't move away to some tech-Mecca like VA,DC or Austin.

    rrr

    1. Re:IT Internships (and the lack of) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think about it, a sys admin internship could be a disaster for a company. What if the student hired turns out to have a malicious streak and causes mischief in the network, wielding super user privileges, fiddling with user permissions, and copying password files for future analysis after the internship is over? In 3 months, an immature student could do an incredible amount of real damage.

    2. Re:IT Internships (and the lack of) by sm0kes · · Score: 2, Informative

      "What I *really* hate is the dichotomy of the usual requirement of a bachelor's degree (in CS usually) for work as a sysadmin in a decent org/compnay but the complete irrelevance of everything in college for the actual job."

      In my personal experience, recruiters, managers, and co-workers have said that a college degree is highly desireable, as it ensures that a person has the aptitude to learn. The idea of getting a college degree, sort of transcends the tangible piece of paper you receive 4 or 5 years later. What I mean by this, is that most people learn MORE than just the classes they sit through, be it by group interaction, professors, or even trips to Canada, Vegas, whatever. I've been told that a college degree completes a person in ways that self study + high school degree can't. Diversity and 'well-roundedness' are things that companies emphasize, heavily. Massive amounts of technical knowledge, certifications, aren't frowned upon by all means, but it won't set you apart from others. Nothing is a guarantee, but companies probably feel more comfortable taking a shot on someone who can contribute both technically and non-technically in all experiences and aspects of life to corporate culture.

      (This isn't intended to be a flame/troll ... he asked a serious question, I'm giving a serious response. Nothing against those who can't/choose not to attend some form of college, it happened to be the correct path for me. To each his own.)

      "I would like to hear from *anyone* who's had a real IT internship

      I'm just frustrated that college and internships are so finely focused on the programmer, there's almost nothing for a junior sysadmin with his RHCE looking to learn a few things before being thrusted into a shit job market."


      I'm a 4th year Information Technology student at RIT that has had several internships, at companies with sizes ranging from small to massive (think 60,000+). Again, these positions ranged from desktop support to building Sun E250's for production accounting servers. On the networking side I helped implement global VPN structure (Routers, switches, firewall's ... you name it). The college I attend requires 3 Co-Op's before graduation, and they don't make exceptions, even in this 'shit job market'. Another stipulation of my major is they MUST be paid (the fundamental difference between the term Internship and Co-Op, the latter is paid.)

      I landed these jobs, by researching companies that interested me both locally and 3000 miles away. I tailored my resume on a company/job basis and clearly indicated how my 'skills' paralleled what it was I wanted to do. This seems blatantly fundamental, but this is where a lot of people mess up. I was also very aggressive in making and keeping human contact with whoever I came in contact with. This got me 2 out the 4 Co-op's with companies that didn't even have internship/co-op programs. I contacted them and literally 'socially engineered' my way into an interview. I've had a bad experience and several great ones. Finding a full time job, at this point will not be difficult, as I have several offers on the table.

      What it boils down to is knowing what you want to do. Using monster and hotjobs, is a complete waste of time (especially for a co-op). I used them to simply get names of companies geographically not in my region. If you don't have a lot of experience, I would recommend starting at a smaller company, and working up to a larger one. You can literally watch the levels of productivity / bullshit corporate politics shift. :)

      You either sink or swim....

  99. Linux is no different by Distan · · Score: 1

    ...they also receive the same perks as other Microsoft employees. At the end of the summer they are treated to a catered barbecue at Bill Gates's house...

    What's the big deal? Linux interns receive the same benefits as Linux developers, and they get a fancy meal in a big house at the end of the summer. They just have to build the house first and then cook their own food.

    1. Re:Linux is no different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >They just have to build the house first and then cook their own food.

      Linux interns just have to get out of the basement and harangue their Moms to cook dinner for them.

  100. The Microsoft campus isn't that thrilling by Animats · · Score: 1
    Microsoft HQ is an ordinary-looking industrial park. The most unusual thing about Microsoft wasn't mentioned - programmers get offices, not cubicles. Still, now that the dot-com thing is over, it's almost the only game in town.

    Apple used to be much cooler, before they tanked.

  101. You lame asshole by BigBadBri · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yeah, I've met women like that in lotsa places.

    As a percentage, though, there are a lot more competent women out there than blokes - I have been asked stupid questions by loads more guys than gals, even when you take the smaller number of gals into account.

    If you're going to flame, at least have the decency to log in, asshole...

    --
    oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
  102. Upcoming book addresses the MS interview process by misfit13b · · Score: 1
    For those who are more interested in how Microsoft interviews, the upcoming book by William Poundstone covers the interview process.

    I have an advanced readers copy, and although the majority of it is dedicated to the interview questions that have taken many applicants for a ride, there is a good bit about how applicants are evaluated as they go from interview to interview.

    (Maybe one of these days I'll bother to write a /. book review, but I'm much more interested in working out the puzzles!)

  103. IBM is way cooler by charmer · · Score: 1

    IBM's Extreme Blue internship program beats the sh*t out of any internship. 3 bright engg interns and one tolerable MBA intern developing new technology for a full summer. a lot of their new "on-demand" thingie has come out of that internship program.

    charmer

  104. Re:Experience (in 7 day weeks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of us get another 24 hrs to use for the 7th day of the week bringing the grand total to 168 hrs/wk. This occurs pretty regurarly. You can set your watch by it, kids.

  105. GPA by sys4some · · Score: 2, Informative

    I remember from school that one of their draws was that they didn't have a minimum GPA requirement for internships (just an all day interview process that was notorious for being difficult and tiresome). A bunch of the poeple that I knew that weren't proud of their academic accomplishments tried out for internships there. A bunch of others did have high GPAs, I'm just saying that one of the things that attracted students was that they didn't require a minimum GPA

  106. The Dark Side by archiDORK · · Score: 1

    Are you trying to imply the Bill Gates is the "Dork Emperor".

  107. Let's all be twits and bash Microsoft s'more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The continual short-sighted "M$ IS THE DARKSIDE" chant is really played out. Yes they have shortcomings, and so do their products. They've also contributed a lot to the computing industry as a whole, and they will continue to be contributors for a long time. I like to use both Windows and Linux, as I prefer to be proficient in multiple platforms.

    I'd love a chance to work there and be on one of the many teams building operating system components. That's some damned good experience, and you can learn a lot. As well, if I had some solid experience building ring0 components, I could probably contribute some good ideas back to Linux (or make my own mods to it, at least), and do well in general.

    I'd like to see you guys talk to some employees of Microsoft and ask them just how much they care about your stupid stigma. Be sure to ask them right as they buy food for their families and pay their bills, for increased effect.

    Microsoft is a company like any other, who strives to make money, like any other. You want to turn down a good salary in this economy to carry a torch for free software? Fine. If someone else decides they want to work there, intern or otherwise, that's their decision; and those of you in the Chess Club who disagree with their decisions should just shut the fuck up and get a life already.

    1. Re:Let's all be twits and bash Microsoft s'more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd like to see you guys talk to some employees of Microsoft and ask them just how much they care about your stupid stigma.

      I'll tell you what we think about it. We laugh out loud about it. Slashdot is wonderful for keeping MS employees secure in knowing that we dont have much to worry about from these folks.

      There is a constant to people who spout off about things they no nothing about, which is their utter inability to do much besides talk. I can tell you that this thread is generating a lot of belly laughter, especially from a couple of my interns who brought it to my attention.

      The facts? If you are into software, regardless of platform, this is the best place to work in the entire world. There is NO platform of note that is not either in use here, or being studied competitively.

      Everything about this place is geared to making sure that smart people have everything they need, so that they can do their jobs. You want for nothing at Microsoft, if you can make the case that you need it for your job. If I want to take my whole department on a lake cruise as a stress break; complete with beer and wine, cigars, and all the food they can eat, it is no problem here. Same for a baseball or Sonics game, whatever works.

      In exchange, people WORK. When I started here, I had no idea how much work a person could do in an 8-10-12-18 hour day, but I do now. Working here is worth every second of it, just for the brains leaking information around here all day. I dont care how smart you are, there are people in MS Research who will make you feel stupid in 2 minutes. You cant get that kind of experience anywhere else on earth.

      When you get hired here, and you get that Microsoft Corporate AMEX Card at 22 years old, you cant help but be amazed by the amount of trust that this company gives you right off the bat. Most of these "twits" would not last through the first round of interviews, and they know it. This place gets 5000 resume's a week. If it is so bad here, why is that the case?

  108. Sounds like he did it wrong by PrestoChango · · Score: 1

    I was an intern at MS last summer. I pulled ~45 hours a week. My manager said that he only cared that I got my work done. My recruiter and the other developers on my team said they were impressed that I had figured out how to balance work with a social life as an intern.

    I decided at the beginning that I wanted to relax last summer, so I did. They don't require a strenuous work schedule, but they don't mind it, and interns usually try to improve their chances of getting hired by pulling one. My approach was to simply kick ass. Your friend probably should have tried that instead.

  109. Great employer? MicroSerfs? by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 2, Informative
    You're jokeing, right? Or have you just not really read Microserfs???

    > they are a GREAT employer. In terms of corporate
    > culture they really rock.
    ...
    > And everyone there LOVES Microsoft.
    ...
    > Anyone who hasn't should read Microserfs. While it may
    > not be based on a true life story, it definitely captures the
    > essence of Microsoft.

    I HAVE read Microserfs... a number of times actually. It seems as if you have not. Either that, or it went totally over your head.

    The whole POINT of Microserfs was that the protagonists were absolutely miserable losers, unfulfilled and anti-social with no lives (and not to mention: perpetually cold and wet)...

    ... until they QUIT their jobs at microsoft, and went to work in The Valley; at which point they all became MUCH happier, started socializing, had more fun, and generally all-around improved their lives by a couple orders of magnitude.

    Saying that Microserfs "captures the essence of Microsoft" is not AT ALL an endorsement of the place. Just makes it more likely that I'll avoid the place like the plague, it does.

    Then again, you could just be trolling. I've mostly quit paying attention to such matters.

    cya,
    john

    --
    Imagine all the people...
  110. OFF TOPIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the love of god, mod this guy down 5 points for posting something that has nothing to do with the article

  111. You have got to be kidding me by grassy_knoll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I got boring projects which I found it difficult to get motivated for, and which focused more on exactly the things in which I had little experience, rather than on one of my strengths. And I got seriously slammed when I made mistakes stemming from my lack of experience, thus further reducing my motivation. "

    Instead of constantly playing to your strengths, I'd expect any mentor worth of the title to try to shore up your weaknesses.

    It sounds like you did poorly on your assignment and, rather than looking to improve your skills, felt bad about it and wallowed in self pity.

    Having more women around probably wouldn't have done anything to help that. If you're not willing to do things to improve your weaknesses (whatever they are) yet expect constant praise and adoration, don't be surprised when people don't want to work with you.

    1. Re:You have got to be kidding me by quintessent · · Score: 1

      I think you've missed the boat. Motivation and having a positive experience are even more important to programming than getting thrown at every possible area you might need to work on.

      Bring out a person's strengths, and you will find an amazing, capable person who is ready to make a huge contribution and overcome weaknesses. Bring out their weaknesses, and you'll find someone unhappy and unproductive, even at overcoming the weaknesses you're trying to get the person through.

      Morale, my friend.

    2. Re:You have got to be kidding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

      BTW though...in 'real' business world, your comment would go by being 'negative' :

    3. Re:You have got to be kidding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This one dude...one hell of a boxer...with one hell of right

      his coach saw the potential of the boxer...told him that he needed to work on his left...but no...everyone chanted for a great right...so the boxer trained to have even better right

      in one match...the boxer was defeated...

      Simple...the other boxer said...he drops his left...telegraphing his right...i stuck him

      Your strength is predictable by your opponent...it's not about how strong you are at something...but it's all about how less competent you are at something

      just as you are, there are many talented people with your strength...but not having as many weaknesses would give you an edge

    4. Re:You have got to be kidding me by quintessent · · Score: 1

      This one dude...one hell of a boxer...with one hell of right

      We're talking about programming, which has little in common with boxing. I read the post, but it adds nothing that wasn't already in the discussion.

      Yes, weaknesses are weaknesses. Yes, they should be eliminated. But I hold to the point I made in my original post. Bring morale to a very healthy level, and weaknesses will subsequently be much easier to eliminate.

    5. Re:You have got to be kidding me by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      You and I disagree.

      Morale ( or personal self-worth, motivation, etc. ) should come from both internal and external acknowledgement of valid capability.

      If I'm not doing a good job, my mentor should tell me whether or not it hurts my feelings.

      My morale improves when I see myself doing good work and my clients like the work that I produce.

      Making people feel good for the sake of feeling good is destructive, i.e. without negative motivation the positive motivation becomes irrelevant.

      If success and failure feel the same, why succeed?

    6. Re:You have got to be kidding me by quintessent · · Score: 1

      Actually, we agree up to that point. But I will add:

      There is a time for everything--a time to speak and a time not to speak. A brilliant mentor will be able to assess a person's attitude and mood and offer the treatment most likely to help the person succeed.

      A good mentor is good at bringing out the strengths in a person.

      The grandparent poster is a perfect example. She struggled in one job because of a bad environment and manager who assigned projects in her weak areas, rather than using her strenghts. This and his lack of caring crippled her motivation. A better manager likely would have brought a very different result. Now she's in Germany coding COM in C++, and presumedly doing very well.

    7. Re:You have got to be kidding me by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      Glad to see we can agree on something (wink).

      I guess what's galling me is the "this and his lack of caring" line in your post above.

      My feelings are irrelevant to my work requirements.

      My work stands on it's own merrits, regardless of how someone feels, because it either meets or fails to meet objective standards.

      If I fail to meet objective standards, I should be told that. If I meet objective standards, I should be told that.

      The example you cite is interesting, but doesn't seem to have enough information. Was the manager continually assigning tasks to her weak areas in an attempt to give her the experience needed to improve her skills? The "lack of caring"... was that just telling her where and how she failed?

      This evil manager could have been trying to make her a better coder, but since he didn't tell her she was perfect all the time and assigned her things she didn't want to learn he never got the chance... and neither would she.

    8. Re:You have got to be kidding me by ojQj · · Score: 1

      Hmm... It occurs to me that I should make it clear that my statements that there were problems with sexism at Microsoft and my complaints about my mentors are seperate issues. They magnified eachother in their effect on me, but that doesn't mean the one caused the other. I don't believe either of my mentors were sexist.

      I think grassy knoll might have had a point if his assumptions had been correct. He assumes that my mentor deliberately assigned a project which lay in one of my weak areas, and then tried to help me improve in that area. I suspect he also assumes that Microsoft is a great place to work for everyone and that the only remaining explanation for my problems must then lie with my own weaknesses.

      In reality, my mentor never asked what my weaknesses and strengths were, he just assigned a random project and then didn't make himself available to help me learn how to do the project. Really all I needed was a tutorial on Windows programming. He didn't even have to do it himself; as I figured out too late on my own, there were enough such tutorials at Microsoft for interns. Instead he thoroughly ignored me.

      I didn't even get the mid-term review which was required in the guidelines of the internship program. Instead, at about the time when it was due, he admitted that he didn't have time to mentor me and switched me to a different mentor. This lead to a situation in which I didn't even really have a complete view as to what my weaknesses were. At the end of the summer, an uninvolved program manager was kind enough to give me some critical feedback which actually helped. I have taken that feedback seriously and it has made a significant difference in my professional life since then. From my mentors I only got "Well she didn't cut it here so it must be her fault -- she's not intelligent enough for the job." As far as I can tell, none of my own critical feedback to my mentors was even taken seriously.

      Just to defend myself against the "wallowing in self-pity" "whining the whole summer through" charge, nobody including my friends heard even a peep out of me about these problems the whole summer through until the time it came to do evaluations at the end. This stubborn refusal on my part to believe that I couldn't solve the problem by myself, almost certainly made it worse. That's also a lesson I took away from the whole thing: when there are problems, limit the amount of time you spend trying to solve them yourself before going for help. (Though I still have a weakness in this area as I very much like to solve things myself.)

      As far as making weaknesses to strengths, I did that on my own, thank you very much. As I have done for most of my life. I am now, arguably, one of the best Windows programmers in the German branch of my current company. I would go into this further but it doesn't have much to do with my original point which is that Microsoft was a bad job. I don't actually need to defend myself against most of your "blaming the victim", because I myself am not the topic, but rather a case in point.

    9. Re:You have got to be kidding me by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      To clarify, I said:
      "The example you cite is interesting, but doesn't seem to have enough information."

      I did not assume that the manager was trying to help, nor did I assume the manager wasn't. Thanks for providing more information.

      The post contained a line I disagreed with:
      "The men tended to be very cruel in various ways (not just to me -- also to each other). I suspect this problem wouldn't have occured if there had been more women in the group."

      What was described sounds like bad management letting childish behavior impact performance. A similar situation I was in was a tech support job. The shop was majority female.

      Bad management is bad management, regardless of gender. I work (and have worked) for and with people of both genders and many different races. I've never found management skill to be related to chromosomes or genetics.

      On reading the comment, it sounds like the poster is suggesting more females == better management. That strikes me as bigoted and sexist.

      Is Micro$oft a bad place to work? I have no idea; I've never worked there. It sounds like I wouldn't like it though: closed community, insular mentality, etc.

    10. Re:You have got to be kidding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a tutorial on Windows programming


      In the real world, you don't get a tutorial every time you need to learn something. MS doesn't want people who have to be spoonfed everything. There are these things called books which you can learn from (especially something a simple as windows programming).

      University is not like real life. There is no professor to help you out.

      one of the best Windows programmers

      I'm sure you think you are. At a lot of shops geeks are too afraid of women to tell them when their work is shit - you can even observe this on ./. Also, generally foreign offices are reserved for poorer preformers. I'm sure they're out there, but I've never seen a woman who can write soild code. They're too busy shopping, gossiping with friends, etc (and whoring around to support their extravagent lifestyles) to get much work done, sadly.

      In conclusion, you seem unwilling to admit your faults. It's not "What could I have done to make my internship better?" but "I didn't like my internship - the company is terrible and mistreated me because I messed up".

  112. drooling? i think not by carambola5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a student. I've been actively recruited by MS. Was I drooling when I got my first email? No. I was having a difficult time coming to terms with it.

    You see, I, unlike some people, actually act upon what I believe in. I believe that Linux is the future. I believe that MS has bad policies and intentions.

    So I did what I thought best: turned the offer down. Perhaps I was a bit rough around the edges on my reply (probably burned a bridge or two), but I did what I thought was best. I ask that anyone who truly believes Linux is superior to do the same with any recruitment offers.... well, I suppose you could turn it down a bit more politely.

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    1. Re:drooling? i think not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not smart, kid.

      If Linux IS the future, dont you think that there will eventually be a MICROSOFT Linux?

      There was a time when no one at Microsoft believed in the internet either. Look around you.

      You may have blown a grand opportunity.

  113. why not by Erris · · Score: 1

    at $4 per chicken, I can have as many BBQs as I want. Take that Bill Gates!

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  114. their soo evil I can't believe it by diablobynight · · Score: 1

    You mean they won't let you use your work time and work machine to produce software that they can't sell. Huh? God your right, microsoft is the dark side, I mean, I can't imagine a company that claims right to your intelectual property while you work there. Oh wait, ummm...every company I have ever worked for did that, because they wanted to make money.Companies that want to make money...how capitalistic and non American of them. Oh wait we are a capitalist country, and companies are supposed to want to make money, and I am supposed to work for them if they are paying me. Lone Wolf Hackers like yourself, should get a degree.

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    1. Re:their soo evil I can't believe it by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Who said they couldn't sell it? I can sell it and they have a much better marketing department than I do (I don't have any marketing dept.) so they should be set.

      For those of you with no sense of humor the 'dark side' thing was a joke. Obviously you don't read User Friendly or GPF or any comics like those.

      A company has every right to claim IP rights to what they fund. I have every right not to work for a company that does so. It's my right as an employee to have a job contract that satisfies me as much as the company I'm working for. For me money and the color of my office are less important than the right to have an open community around my projects.

      You can make money off open source software as easily as off closed source software. I've done so for quite some time and have not had a customer that cared. They are willing to pay for things like nice installation programs, support, etc.

      Capitalists are still pigs. To bad I like to make money too. Guess that makes me a pig. It's not being a capitalist that is bad. It's the monopolisitc behavior of Microsoft that really irks me. That and the fact that their products have a history of sucking but not half as much as their support. The renewed competition I think is helping them though. Win2K and XP didn't suck nearly as bad as older versions of Windows. The competition they are getting from Solaris, Linux, and MacOS is especially making a difference I think.

      If you waste the money on a PhD you're a schmuck. Especially in an area such as computers where education is typically far behind the cutting edge. I'm not paying anybody to tell me things I've known for years.. or worse things that are no longer true.

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  115. That's why rich kids still get the best jobs! by aquarian · · Score: 1

    Technically, most internships are paid, but only in a token sense -- maybe 8 bucks an hour. That wonn't even come close to supporting you in any major population center in America. That kind of money wouldn't even keep a Wall St. intern in neckties.

    "Expensive" internships are one reason why rich kids still get the best jobs -- Wall St., Washington politics, Hollywood. Try living in NYC for a year, virtually unpaid, having to maintain a top notch wardrobe, being able to afford drinks and meals at the finest restaurants, all so you can enter and stay "in the swim." That's pretty tough for someone without an endless supply of family money, and with a mountain of debt from college.

    The tech industry is *much* easier than others in this sense -- wearing Dockers is usually fine, and no one cares if you bring your lunch in a brown paper bag, or drive a crappy car. There's no need to be out schmoozing with co-workers and clients every night, running up huge bar tabs.

    Honestly, one of the most appealing things about engineering is that it's devoid of all this crap. This makes it *much* easier to establish a career in than just about anything else, assuming you have the aptitude and ability. And anyone with that can make it.

  116. Don't you ever compete with Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We will fucking crush you!"

    don't forget it.

  117. considering Law is so popular a degree by diablobynight · · Score: 1

    I highly doubt anyone gives a rat's ass about selling their souls if they get to live the American Dream. And I really am not seeing selling software as a souless job. Want to talk price fixing, go buy some gas. Can you imagine if any other industry could jump it's price 20% overnight, sheerly out of whim.

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    1. Re:considering Law is so popular a degree by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      I highly doubt anyone gives a rat's ass about selling their souls if they get to live the American Dream.

      First of all, there are other ways to achieve the American Dream. Secondly, there are people who stick to their principles, despite not achieving it. I don't know how you base your extrapolation, but perhaps you're overreaching.

      Want to talk price fixing, go buy some gas.

      Ahh, so shoplifting is okay because it's not really murder?

  118. at Bills house... by iLEZ · · Score: 1

    "treated to a catered barbecue at Bill Gates's house"

    Anyone but me feeling the "Neverland" vibes here? Do they get to pet his pet monkey too?
    Alright, im going to have nightmares tonight.

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  119. Bill Gates. Who? by Trogre · · Score: 0, Troll

    I recommend people considering a position such as this watch the movie Antitrust.

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  120. As a previous microsoft intern.... by Alcueso · · Score: 1

    I can say that it was perhaps one of the greatest experiences of my life. Everyone, and i mean everyone, who i talked too about working for them love their jobs. The money was great, and i learned alot about not just programming and such, but how to be enthuastic about your job. I was looking forward to going to work, to work on my code, to having bull sessions about how i can improve my work.

    The enviorment is the best....where what ever you want to work, jeans and tshirts are just fine. free soda/milk juice (but the coffee stinks)...come in pretty much when ever you want. The company is based off of a pyrmid structure, only one manager telling me what do to...I was 6 degrees away from Bill Gates (IE there were only six people above me until Bill), no 12 managers with their own agenda

    About long hours...the policy is work as long as you have to, to do a job well done, and make all of your meetings (lots of meetings no matter where you are on the cooperate structure) some only need to work 40 hours, they can get done in that time (unless a product is going to ship), but I was encourged to work harder/longer just becuase of the atmosphere of the place.

    EVen if you hate MS, if you can get an intership, do so. The money is great, so are the benifits, and you learn so much

  121. On the other hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could be she was telling the truth and you are an asshole. I wonder which is more likley?

    You must be one of those maladjusted MS people that all us real coders shun.

    1. Re:On the other hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working as an intern at MS...I'd assume that he/she most likely was a teacher's pet.

      So, she got there...couldn't shine above her weakness...truth does hurt from time to time, ya know?!?!?!

      grassy_knoll brought up a valid possible scenario...and there is no reason to call him/her any name based on what he/she said.

      Yeah...it really is difficult to accept the fact and face the truth from time to time...but it's something we all must learn how

      amongst all these talented people (those probably were all teacher's pets), it's quite possible that YOU aren't the teacher's pet any more.

      Ego...that's cute...that shit isn't gonna get you anywhere

  122. The difference is benevolent vs. overbearing by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    It's human nature to be jealous of those at the top. It's not human nature to hate those at the top though - hate or love comes from how those at the top act.

    People generally admire Harrison Ford, but if you saw him take a bat to your car your opinion would differ from most. So it is with tech people and Microsoft, where the general population at large really has no negative experience per se with Microsoft (having been trained that computers crash all the time and software should be inconsistent). Technical people get to see the way they acquire success at the expense of other companies, and develop the dislike so well evidenced here.

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  123. Funny by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    How only an AC responds with that advice.

    I commend the kid for sticking to his morals.

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  124. This would SO be the ideal place to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being an intern at Microsoft would be a dream job. You know that you are the best of the best and have stepped up from your peers to be a REAL business man while others and their GPL software sit in their parent's basement poor and out of touch while you make $100k+ a year.

    You may think Microsoft is evil, but can you pay the bills being a GPL developer? Hell no.

  125. yeah, you right. by Erris · · Score: 1
    I believe the word you're looking for is morality. From what I hear, morale [reference.com] is consistently pretty high at Microsoft.

    If you are not evil and happy about it, you are fired!

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  126. that's the way cooking works. by Erris · · Score: 1
    Can you imagine a cookout that tries to make "open sauce," which tries to accomodate the tastes of the whole group? Blech..

    Despite the sucess of certian secret sauses, community sharing is how cooking has worked forever.

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  127. rock on. by Erris · · Score: 1
    [I]was a MacPhile and OSS proponent the whole time ... my boss and I clashed at every turn and I ultimately got a "no hire" recommendation, pretty much blacklisting me from ever working there again. ...[I] the way they do business ... their FUD marketing ... If someone had handed me a crystal ball and told me the shit the economy was about to become I would have kissed some serious ass and made sure I got an offer there.

    If you can say that you probably deserve to work there. Hey, anyone can make a mistake and let their integrity get in the way of making a living. You are young and seemed to have learned a valuable lesson. Too bad you were not as clever as all those folks you admire at M$, you might have figured it out earlier. Don't worry, someone else will understand your potential and buy you.

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    1. Re:rock on. by g4dget · · Score: 1
      Hey, anyone can make a mistake and let their integrity get in the way of making a living.

      If you don't let your integrity get in the way of making a living, what the hell is your integrity worth?

      And what does it say about the computer industry and Microsoft if losing the opportunity to work at Microsoft has to be considered a serious problem by someone?

    2. Re:rock on. by Erris · · Score: 1
      If you don't let your integrity get in the way of making a living, what the hell is your integrity worth? And what does it say about the computer industry and Microsoft if losing the opportunity to work at Microsoft has to be considered a serious problem by someone?

      My comment was sarcastic. I'd no more do something that violated my sense of efforts for a job than I'd rob a bank or sell myself on the street. The parent poster said that he would have kissed ass had he know that other jobs would not be available. It was sad that he thought that being well paid at an unethical company surrounded by "smart people" was worth being dishonest. I tried to mouth that opinion in a way that was sure to be seen as wrong.

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  128. I Did The MS Internship by dprior · · Score: 1

    I worked the MS Internship in the Summer of 2001 as a tester with Windows Media Division.

    The benefits of the Internship are like no other I have ever seen. It pays VERY well and there are no state Income taxes in Washington (surely a selling point for those who stay on a Full-Timers). Great software discounts allowed me to replace that book full of CDRs with legitimate software. MS bought me a $300 Bike to get to and from work (could have opted for a subsidezed car rental, but you get to keep the bike) and paid half of my rent (rent was $1000+ for my furnished place). If I worked late, I often had diner provided by the company. There are arcade games in every building, along with free Soda and Juice. There were great facilities for pickup sports games on MS campus. Seattle is a GREAT city with lots of fun stuff to do. To boot, MS even paid the TAXES on all of these benefits straight to the IRS for me.

    Couple that with the fact that Interns at MS get REAL work and not some cheesy side project and you can see why so many people want the internship and why so many stay. Personally, the "real work" that I was given didn't interest me very much. In addition, I like working for smaller companies where I am crucial to success rather than working as a cog in a giant machine. Also, the environment there is dog eat dog. I like to let my work speak for itself. In my experience at MS, if you didn't speak up about what you've done, somone else would.

  129. And I'll tell you why you're so desperate... by Captain+Beefheart · · Score: 1

    Your problem is that your sending out 160 resumes in the space of five weeks. The resume readers know how to filter out generic submissions and you do yourself a disfavor by not taking a couple minutes to add some details tailored to the position you're applying for, even if that results in sending out "only" 100 resumes within 5 weeks. Do some research on each company and have that knowledge reflected in the resume, even if it's just something you skimmed off the "About Us" page of their website. Even the most well-crafted generic resume is still generic. Convince the reader you want and are qualified for the specific position. And follow up on your submissions.

    1. Re:And I'll tell you why you're so desperate... by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that.

      In fact, what I sent out over the last 5 weeks was only just 103 copies of my resume via the normal mail, most of the rest were physically handed to someone. Of those mailed, none of them were general "here is my resume" notes. I promise you, if you saw it you would think "Why didn't I think of that". As yet the reasons I've been turned down has to do with my lack of experience, not my lack of detail in my letter to them.

  130. 2nd Round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually just applied to this years summer internship and made it to the fly-back round. Since I am quite nervous and excited, I am curious to know: does anyone know what their acceptance rate at that round is? I want to know what my chances are.

    BTW, cheers to me first /. post.

  131. Deja vu all over again for more than 5 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > You do not know the power of the Dark Side

    Certainly it's not as great as that of Paranoia.

  132. My idea of the perfect internship by buck_wild · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fluffer.

    They're the guys who get the porn acteresses 'ready' for their next scene. Yeah, and they get paid too.

    Just watch out for diseases, mate.

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    1. Re:My idea of the perfect internship by Gleef · · Score: 2, Informative

      buck wild wrote:

      My idea of the perfect internship:
      Fluffer.

      They're the guys who get the porn acteresses 'ready' for their next scene. Yeah, and they get paid too.

      Just watch out for diseases, mate.


      Um, I hate to break this to you, but I've never heard of fluffers being used for porn actresses. The few times I've heard of fluffers being used, they were for the porn actors.

      You sure you want to be a fluffer? ;-)

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    2. Re:My idea of the perfect internship by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      Whoa. Nope, not the least interested now.

      Great, now my bubble is bursted. *sigh*

      Thanks Gleef.

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  133. Quoth the Daleks... by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    "Microsoft has such a unique atmosphere," he said, "that once you're there and it clicks with you, that's the only place you want to develop software."
    "I WILL OBEY!"
  134. bah by TheDarkRogue · · Score: 1

    Yea, the only way I would follow that and drop the idea of the startup me and my friends are thinking of doing is if Bill Gates called me on his Cell Phone during an live TV Broadcast and asked me and one of my friends to come to the campus and look around.... Other then that, no game.

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  135. sell out? by the_1000th_Monkey · · Score: 1

    hey I think they make crap, prop up new bad products with the revenues of old bad products until they become the bad standard, I think they're the people who refused to comment their code in Intro to CS in college, in short they are one of the worst things to happen to the computer industry since its inception -- but I can be bought!

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  136. Working for Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would not work for this evil company for any amount of money. There is more to life than high pay and long work hours. And there are many other great opportunities out there other than Bill Gates hand outs. Take the moral high ground and steer clear of such an evil entity!

  137. Go with the flow by TheInternet · · Score: 1

    I find it really amusing that "everyone" here thinks MS is so evil, when in reality, they are one of the best companies to work for - and perhaps are even doing some things right - as much as it hurts the people here to think.

    True. As long as you do what Microsoft asks, they don't have a problem with you.

    Easy.

    - Scott

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  138. What about the genius slacker types? by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

    It seems that they wouldn't get much through the door, though they seem the most likely to be creative problem solvers. They're the ones that try to figure out a way to minimize the amount of actual work that they have to do, which is typically reflected in the grade. My resume would suck ass if I were just coming out of college.

    They should administer some kind of multi-faceted IQ test. Sorry, all of you poor test takers really show your ability to operate under pressure. I never worried about tests, it was the required homework assignments that always did me in. Of course, I doubt MS is gonna want to hire full-fledged hacker types. They prefer to have their choice of the amateurs.

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  139. they _are_ a good employer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though I've been a Linux user for years, I applied there during my job hunt. And, even though the answer was negative, I thought they handled the process in a very classy way. The managers there are relatively polite, if intense. They try to find as many ways as possible to fit you to the company, and they give you a response on the spot.

    Compare that with shithole companies like Luser Technologies or its unprofitable spinoffs, Agere and Avaya. Exact opposite. Uniformly arrogant, coarse people working for a failure company.

  140. Figs. by eniu!uine · · Score: 1

    >It is unfortunate that teachers will bear this loss when they are already >struggling to keep pace with inflation.

    Look on the bright side. This might solve the 'teachers all retiring at once' problem we've been hearing about all these years. Similar investments could solve the nursing shortage too.

  141. Some good perspective by Skim123 · · Score: 1
    Check out this guy's blog. He worked three summers as an intern at Microsoft. In fact, he and I were both interns at Microsoft back in 1999. Anyway, never really got to know him during my time there, but reading his blog he seems like a really interesting and intelligent person. He has some great insights into MS and their culture.

    I enjoyed my internship there, but declined the full-time offer for a variety of reasons, the two main ones being that I did not want to work my butt off 60 hours a week (yes, this is what I put in as an intern, worked on the weekends too), and I was working for myself at the time, and wanted to roll the dice on that. In the end, I'm glad I did not do the full-time job with MS, I've had much more fun, freedom, and success going it on my own that I would have working for MS. In fact, in choosing to go it on my own I had the opportunity to close the circle: I sold some software I wrote (the complete source code and intellectual rights) to MS about a year ago.

    The internship at MS was sweet, though, $4k a month, IIRC, flex hours, all the Diet Cherry Coke I could drink, my own office for most of the internship, I was given a real project to work on... unfortunately I was the sole developer/product manager, so I didn't really get to work in a team or form any sort of relationship with regular MS employees, but it was neat to be able to start a project at its inception and work on it through deployment. (FWIW, the project was a notification system for the Office team to allow developers/testers to sign up for notifications when certain builds were complete or certain other criteria were met.) The BBQ at Bill's house was pretty sweet, the HR chicks were pretty hot, and intramural basketball was hella fun.

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  142. The real issue. by eniu!uine · · Score: 1

    The reason this article was so intriguing to me is that it reaches to the core of the human condition. That is: When a person has wealth beyond their wildest imagining shoved in their face, nine times out of ten they will sell their mother to a whorehouse for it. People who understand the social trends that are occuring with regard to intellectual property mostly view MS as evil. While it's true that MS is just another corporation who's aim is to make money, their agenda flies in the face of the way many feel the world should be. A world of computers controlled by the MS monopoly will never be free. The interns who go to work for MS understand this, but they don't care because they need to make money and they want a new car. At the end of the day they are able to justify any actions of their corporate parent as being beyond their control, but the fact is that they contribute. How can we say that the work we do doesn't reflect our values? Everything we do reflects our values. I hear the hard luck stories about how any job is a good one in this economy, but they are ridiculous. There are choices out there that may not make you rich, but might be the right thing to do. I know what it's like to be poor, and government cheese gets old, but if that's the only choice you have: be poor or do the wrong thing, the choice should be clear. I know I need to provide for my daughter, and right now I'm working two jobs to do it, but at least she'll know that her dad took care of old people and DD people, and didn't contribute to a world where she can't say what she wants to say and do what she wants with her things in her own home.

  143. ved� vittu p��h�s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people like you make world worse, without even considering the ethics you're ready to take a job at microsoft when there's hundreds of other opportunities around.

    it sickens me to see talented people work for such untalented company which should be wiped off the world, all you think is money money money so you can buy some fucking extension for your dick.

  144. "Antitrust" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks like either Bill Gates took an idea from AntiTrust or movie authors took it from Bill Gates :) That part about barbeque in Billy's house matches perfect into the film

  145. I think you've got an interesting point. by Viceice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But i think tah the current MS corporate culture will actualy bode well foe MS in global market. Currently, peopel from the nations you mentioned as real competitors for MS are grossly underpaid and over worked if you compare it to US standards.

    MS only route to staying ahead in the international market is to do a HSBC. Where you start employing local peopel 'localise' your software. As such, with MS's image as an employer that will take care of you, you are more likely to leave whoever you work for to work for MS, allowing MS to skim off the best.

    Hell, with my US$1.3/hr wage here in Asia, I'd jump at the chance to work for a company that will actualy feed me lunch on the lunch alone. Let's not even get into the rest of the perks.

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  146. +1, Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish I had mod points

  147. Haha, I know him! by Shafe · · Score: 1

    Rafi and I lived one floor away when I was at UMD. I can't believe he went to the dark side, though. :(

  148. Outright lies? "In the eyes of the beholder" by Starrider · · Score: 1

    If you don't want to hear people bash Microsoft, I suggest you start hanging out in a society of Albanian goat-herders. They probably haven't had the experiences that most Slashdot readers have.
    And what exactly would be YOUR experiences with Microsoft? You know what you read in the news, and you know what you have heard on Slashdot. Nvidia has also been hit with SEC charges, as many other major companies. AC's argument is valid. If this where another company, say AMD or nVidia, you would cut them a lot of slack. I personally find anti-trust violations a lot more tolerable than lying about your earnings. Are you going to whine about all the other companies that have been convicted of crimes?

    Your personal vendetta (as of most slashdotters) is against Microsoft. It's just like how you rant and rave about how Hollywood is so evil but you hype all the Matrix movies.

    I also read the news and I see things like the BSA and Trustworthy computing, both of which indicate that Microsoft is continuing in the same fashion. Outright lies backed up with armies of lawyers.
    What makes these lies in the first place? Do you have a hard and fast definition of "trustworthy computing"? My dog is trustworthy, but he still might pee on your rug. You have opinions not facts. You go off saying how evil MS is and how they lie, but you don't give real examples of outright deciet! "Trustworthy Computing" is like "A+ Auto Repair"...if you don't think it's "A+" does that mean they are lying? Of course not.

    Everything you have said is based on emotion and not reasoning.

    1. Re:Outright lies? "In the eyes of the beholder" by WNight · · Score: 1

      How much do you get paid to astroturf for Microsoft? You're running around saying they haven't broken the law multiple times when there's clear evidence to the contrary.

      Stacker/Doublespace and the DR DOS issue are two example.

      I wouldn't cut any other company any slack, I'd treat NVidia just like any other company I haven't see a track record of fraud from. Microsoft has simply established a pattern and only an idiot or an employee would ignore it. Not everyone abuses the patent system, but when Amazon files patents I'm naturally untrusting after their 1-click stupidity.

      And what lie are you talking about with trustworthy computing? Microsoft is courting Hollywood with it, that means they're selling it as being able to stop "piracy". They don't sell it that way to consumers, they lie about it stopping viruses and other things, but that's obviously not true. And the BSA. They send out threatening letters and blackmail companies. (They don't accept receipts as proof of purchase, they want packaging, even though companies buying 100+ copies of some software usually throw out the packaging.) The BSA is largely a Microsoft front.

      As for my claim that trustworthy computing is a lie. Microsoft claims it will stop viruses, as they viruses won't be properly signed. This would be good, except that most recent viruses aren't actual executable files, they trick outlook, or IIS, into doing things they shouldn't. How is code signing supposed to prevent that?

      It's fairly obvious that "trustworthy computing" is the first step towards removing full control of the hardware from the user. Given that the US political system allows bribes (oh, sorry, "donations") you're going to see trustworthy computing becoming mandatory, if Microsoft manages to pull it off. All to stop terrorism, I'm sure.

  149. lottery winner (Re: Oh really? Idiot.) by g4dget · · Score: 1
    Yeah, so you won the lottery. Big deal. You were lucky to be able to join Microsoft when they were growing fast, and you were lucky that Microsoft didn't fail. And for all the past glory of Microsoft's stock price, the good times are over now.

    Winning the lottery, participating in a pyramid scheme, or joining the next Microsoft are not viable life plans. For every Microsoft employee that made it, there are hundreds of employees at other companies that worked as hard as you did and didn't make it. In fact, for every Microsoft employee like you, there are probably half a dozen Microsoft employees now that aren't doing any better than anybody else employed by a big company.

    So, count your blessings and thank your stars for your good fortune.

  150. A Non-MS Internship That's Proving Fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I'm a physics major, not CS, so take this as you wish.

    Somewhere along the line, the military realized that a lot of their scientists that came up the ranks during the Cold War are going to retire soon...

    What does this mean?
    They had to start bending over backwards to compete with the private sector...

    How does this help me?

    I'm making $15/hr part time while I'm in school doing coding and research for a defense contractor, as part of a program designed to put undergrads in close contact with defense research, and make us consider gov't service after graduation.

    By the time I graduate, I'm going to have my name on 2 articles in refereed journals (one as lead author)... I'll have > 19 months experience in signal processing...

  151. Memo from Software Architect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Memorandum
    From: B.G.
    To: Interns
    Re: Slashdot posting

    All interns are hereby required to read the current posting at Slashdot.org and post a glowing review of their time at the Redmond campus. If you know of an intern who has recently died, please log in and post a message for them as well. We must do more to improve our public image.

  152. A note to the M$ Posters by ISPTech · · Score: 1

    Clippy doesn't work here. Please spell/grammar check the posts yourselves.

    "I can speak for myself and some of my friend..."

    "I had a great time as an intern at MS and would do it again in a hard beat."

    I internerd (Score:5, Informative)

    Then you will understand that interns at Microsoft are not picked up at MacDonalds, but recruited at the finest universities and should pass a tough selection program.

    Also because I had been at the company so long Microsoft assumed I was garunteed to work for them after graduation.

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  153. some clarifications from another former intern by atlasheavy · · Score: 1

    I interned over summer 2002 with the mac business unit (aka macbu, and that's pronounced mac-boo for the record) as a program manager. First off, I did work 60 hours a week minimum. And it was worth it. The real trick here is that ms does not require you to be stuck in an office from 9 to 5. I did most of my work @ a starbucks and a tullys near campus (in the town center for those who know). The amount of work you do, in many cases, is a direct result of the amount you want to do. I worked as much as I did out of choice. I still managed to have a social life on weekends, and I even met a wonderful girl as part of the deal (she's an english major and does not work for ms). The culture of individual groups can vary greatly. They are as unique as their employees. I would recommend an ms internship to anyone with the inclination. The work is hard but rewarding, and the perks are out of this world. Also, it bears mentioning that the bill bbq is only open to people who will be graduating in the next school year. 2002 was the first year with this policy. It was instituted due to the increasing number of interns. Finally, the intern newsgroup mentioned in other posts is never worth reading. It tends towards being as bad as browsing slashdot at -1.

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  154. Point? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Every Friday, Microsoft will treat you to the Friday fest - free food and free unlimited beer. Yes you heard that right - every friday... They will take you out to trips, pay for your tickets for ball games, sponsor white water rafting trips and what not. I don't think after this experience there was a single one of us who hated MS anymore (and trust me, most of us were extremely anti-MS to begin with).

    Apologies for C&Ping the bulk of that, but.... I'm not clear what you're trying to say here?- That you thought beforehand that MS were cheapskates and you liked them after all because they weren't?
    Or that you didn't want to work for them because of ethics/principles/something, but they bought you off with lots of free goodies?

    It's not too clear. Fair enough, I can understand an MS-hater going for an internship for curiosity/experience's sake, but what does the last bit tell us beyond the fact you like goodies?

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  155. Paid Internships in CS industry by LttlMsMagc · · Score: 1

    It was my experience while I was in college that most larger tech companies offer compensation for their interns. I worked for Honeywell for the 4 years I was in college, and they paid me a pretty decent salary, AND they put me up in a corporate apartment during the times I worked for them. I also accrued benefits based on the amount of time I had worked for the company like any normal employee did. A lot of my other classmates had jobs like this.
    I think internships are completely different outside the techie field though. The company I work for now pays the interns we have in to work on our network, and the programmers, but the graphic design artists we have for interns are not paid, they just get jobs to add to their resume.
    The difference between the paid and unpaid internships I think is this: in a field that puts more emphasis on past accomplishments (like graphic design or journalism), college kids take internships for the "experience". And in a field where you either know what you need to do or not (like programming or networking), you have provable skills that can be the basis for hiring.
    OK, now that I've rambled on entirely too much, I'm going to go back and keep reading other opinions

  156. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard
    loom weaves flowers and leaves.
    -- Ada Augusta, Countess of Lovelace, the first programmer

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