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  1. Re:What more could I ask for? on Slashback: Simpsons, Buyouts, Droid · · Score: 1

    6. In Soviet Russia, you read Slashdot aloud to your personal droid, you insensitive clod.

  2. Re:The Truth on Billy the Kid Faces The Law... Again · · Score: 0

    Because their livelihood is lying to people?

  3. Re:As usual... on China Outlines Moon Project Goals · · Score: 1

    Erm, suicide is illegal just about everywhere except australia.

  4. Re:Lucas bends us over and f*cks us again on Star Wars Original Trilogy Gets DVD Release Date · · Score: 1

    Until obi-wan picks up a flower, enabling him to shoot anakin, and he falls into the lava hence becoming mr vader.

  5. Re:Need a TODO list on Microsoft Forgets To Renew Hotmail.co.uk · · Score: 1

    "Purchase feeble public access show, and exploit it"

    I feel sorry for whoever that is.

  6. Re:Features on First Sony PSP Pictures Revealed · · Score: 1

    Never mind the bollocks, ewmarchizzit?

  7. Re:Quantum Computers on Quantum Computing Breakthrough in Japan · · Score: 1

    Sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive. Don't touch it! But I predict, that within one-hundred years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will be able to afford one

  8. Re:No room for that when Cho and Moby are predicti on Ideas Unlimited: 11 Suggestions for New Inventions · · Score: 1

    Lisa!

    In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

  9. Re:I thought that was what the deflector array did on Star Trek Enterprise Tested to Mach 5 · · Score: 1


    NEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd!
    < /homer>

  10. Re:I'm left with Questions! on Athlon 64 Motherboard Triple Threat Round-Up · · Score: 1

    Yeah so long as you don't have an LG drive :)

  11. Re:Not surprising... on Slowing PS2 Dents Sony Profits · · Score: 0, Troll

    This just in: People don't want to pay A$350 for a 3 year old console.

  12. Obligatory on Dilbert Readers Rat Out Some Weasels · · Score: 1

    But marge! Weaseling out of things is what seperates us from the animals.... Well, except the weasel.

  13. Re:try blender, free as in freedom (and zero-cost) on Maya now Free for Personal Use · · Score: 1

    Tried that, get nothing on my pc, just a blank screen with some half-drawn widgets (and it's not a freaky machine).

  14. Re:Time to fork slashdot on Chinese Astronaut Makes It Back Safely · · Score: 1

    the truly amusing thing about this post is that communist gets lumped together with pedophiles rapists and muderer

    Why? In the 50s, people were incacerated if they were thought to be communists, I'd not like to be incacerated because of what somebody thinks I believe, wether it's because they think i believe stalin was grouse, or if they think i believe it's ok to sleep with little kids, i'm still in gaol.

  15. Except for the fact that... on Maya now Free for Personal Use · · Score: 3, Informative

    It watermarks all your images, and even some of the UI panels, making it next to useless.

  16. Re:hmmmm??? on AMD to debut multi-core CPUs in 2005 · · Score: 1

    Actually, a true geek would think of a small, metallic dog following a guy with a scarf.

  17. Re:Time to fork slashdot on Chinese Astronaut Makes It Back Safely · · Score: 1

    Silly fellow strayun - you need to think more about life in the states, where the worst thing anybody could be mistaken for isn't a paedophile, or a rapist, a communist or a murderer- It's a bigot. Your average american is scared to death of being labeled a racist, a sexist, or a homophobe, and will point the finger at everybody around him to make sure nobody thinks he's one.

  18. Re:like the metric system on IBM, Brazilian Government Launch Linux Effort · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why society never migrated towards base-12 or 60

    Er, because we have 10 fingers?

  19. Re:Intelligent life? on New Seti@Home Client to be Open to Other Projects · · Score: 1

    Then get a carton of piss, and rock up, and join them!

  20. Re:As if that LAST LAWSUIT WASNT PETTY ENOUGH on Parents Sue School Over Use of Wi-Fi Network · · Score: 1

    If you're to be a grammar nazi, do it right! You forgot the apostrophe in "it's" you insensitive clod!

  21. Re:The Big Picture on Apple to Launch iTunes for Windows · · Score: 1

    Apple doesn't give a FLYING SHIT about market share.

    HAHAHAHA right. I bet they don't. And I'm sure apple's shareholders don't either. They're not in it for the money, they're in it for the art, right?

  22. Re:Actually on Eddie Izzard As ... Doctor Who? · · Score: 1

    'Melinda would be good as she can scream and has bosoms. It doesn't really matter if she can act.'

    What's wrong with that? Sarah was the best assistant, and what does she do apart form scream an d look good?

  23. Re:Jeopardy on AMD Moves Closer To Linux PDA · · Score: 1

    Personally the gay slashdot joke I hate most is the evil meta-joke of "I for one welcome our lame joke overlords" every time somebody posts another "new XXX overlords" joke.

  24. Re:Hmm on FBI Investigating Lamo Via Patriot Act Provision · · Score: 1

    Erm, I don't think lese majesty (poofy french accents left out) has been a crime in a _very_ long time in England.

  25. Re:It may be non evil... on Magnatune - a Non-Evil Record Label? · · Score: 1

    MC Frontalot? Man, I'll never forgive tycho and gabe for making me download that mp3 a few months ago...